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			<title><![CDATA[Hunt for the Leprechaun Man:  A Dungeons & Drimbus Crossover Special]]></title>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a <strong><em>St. Patrick's Day Crossover Special with Dungeons &amp; Drimbus?!!?! </em>﻿</strong></p><br><p>College students JT, Adnama, Laayk, and Robert take a trip to SoCal for Spring Break in search of drinks and cryptids! Will they keep their wits about them long enough to find the elusive Leprechaun? This is<strong> <u>PART TWO</u> </strong>of our St. Patrick's Day Special. Check out <u>PART ONE</u> on the Dungeons &amp; Drimbus feed <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dungeons-drimbus/id1518292579?i=1000649309094" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><u>here</u></a><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/channel/dungeons-drimbus/id6442473624" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a>or wherever you listen to podcasts.</p><br><p>This special was played on the (currently untitled) Drimbus System. Playtest material available on Dungeons &amp; Drimbus' <a href="https://www.patreon.com/drimbus" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><u>Patreon</u></a>!</p><br><p>How to support Magic Isn't Real:</p><ul><li>Check out our <a href="https://magicisntrealpod.wixsite.com/ttrpg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">website</a>!</li><li>And <a href="https://patreon.com/user?u=90185418&amp;utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon</a>!</li><li><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@magicisntrealpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tiktok</a>!</li><li><a href="https://www.instagram.com/magic_isnt_real_pod/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>!</li><li>X/<a href="https://twitter.com/MagicIsntRealPd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>!</li><li>And <a href="https://magic-isnt-real-podcast.printify.me/products" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">MERCH STORE</a>!!!</li></ul><p><br></p><br><p>How to Support Dungeons &amp; Drimbus:</p><ul><li>Support Us on Patreon: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/drimbus" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.patreon.com/drimbus</a></li><li>Visit Our Website: <a href="https://www.drimbus.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.drimbus.com/</a></li><li>Sign up for The (Not-So) Daily Drimbus: <a href="https://www.drimbus.com/newsletter" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.drimbus.com/newsletter</a></li><li>Buy us a Coffee: <a href="https://ko-fi.com/whimsic" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://ko-fi.com/whimsic</a></li><li>Buy our Merch: <a href="https://www.drimbus.com/merch" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.drimbus.com/merch</a></li><li>Find and support our sponsors at: <a href="https://fableandfolly.com/partners" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://fableandfolly.com/partners</a></li></ul><p><br></p><p><strong>Cast</strong></p><ul><li>Amanda Fernandez-Acosta (Adnama)</li><li>Jonah Pfeiffer (Robert)</li><li>Kayla Temshiv (Laayk)</li><li>TJ Berry (JT)</li><li>Giancarlo Herrera (BG)</li><li>Hannah Schooner (Editing/Sound Design)</li></ul><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Episode 21: "Subtext in 3 Minors"]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2024 21:11:58 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Ted casts magic on non-magic Earth, and now everyone has to deal with the consequences. Parker, Brandon, and Ted welcome a new member to the party. </p><br><p>Check out our <a href="https://magicisntrealpod.wixsite.com/ttrpg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">website</a>! And <a href="https://patreon.com/user?u=90185418&amp;utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon</a>! <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@magicisntrealpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tiktok</a>! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/magic_isnt_real_pod/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/MagicIsntRealPd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>! And <a href="https://magic-isnt-real-podcast.printify.me/products" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">MERCH STORE</a>!!!</p><br><p>Content Warnings: Language, Innuendo, Mentions of Drug Use</p><br><p>Cast:</p><br><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@dustinparsons0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dustin Parsons</a> is the Game Master</p><p>Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez</p><p>Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman</p><p><a href="https://www.kaylatemshiv.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Kayla Temshiv</a> is Parker Henley</p><br><p>Lead editor is Dustin Parsons</p><p>Assistant editors are Josue Campos and Brenden Rex</p><p>Theme music is by <a href="https://soundcloud.com/jakethedead" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jake the Dead</a></p><p>Art is by <a href="https://twitter.com/JWhitnee" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Juniper Whitney</a></p><p>The Community Manger is Eddie</p><p>Social Media is managed by Anna Rose Pfeiffer and Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Any similarities to persons living or dead are not intentional. Please don't sue us. We don't have money.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Ted casts magic on non-magic Earth, and now everyone has to deal with the consequences. Parker, Brandon, and Ted welcome a new member to the party. </p><br><p>Check out our <a href="https://magicisntrealpod.wixsite.com/ttrpg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">website</a>! And <a href="https://patreon.com/user?u=90185418&amp;utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon</a>! <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@magicisntrealpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tiktok</a>! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/magic_isnt_real_pod/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/MagicIsntRealPd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>! And <a href="https://magic-isnt-real-podcast.printify.me/products" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">MERCH STORE</a>!!!</p><br><p>Content Warnings: Language, Innuendo, Mentions of Drug Use</p><br><p>Cast:</p><br><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@dustinparsons0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dustin Parsons</a> is the Game Master</p><p>Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez</p><p>Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman</p><p><a href="https://www.kaylatemshiv.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Kayla Temshiv</a> is Parker Henley</p><br><p>Lead editor is Dustin Parsons</p><p>Assistant editors are Josue Campos and Brenden Rex</p><p>Theme music is by <a href="https://soundcloud.com/jakethedead" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jake the Dead</a></p><p>Art is by <a href="https://twitter.com/JWhitnee" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Juniper Whitney</a></p><p>The Community Manger is Eddie</p><p>Social Media is managed by Anna Rose Pfeiffer and Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Any similarities to persons living or dead are not intentional. Please don't sue us. We don't have money.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Episode 20: "Farewell to Foster"]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Episode 20: "Farewell to Foster"]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2024 23:02:48 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>The mine is cleared but so are the last two days worth of Ted's memory. Brandon and Parker fill in the gaps, and the group decides what to do next. </p><br><p>Check out our <a href="https://magicisntrealpod.wixsite.com/ttrpg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">website</a>! And <a href="https://patreon.com/user?u=90185418&amp;utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon</a>! <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@magicisntrealpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tiktok</a>! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/magic_isnt_real_pod/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/MagicIsntRealPd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>! And <a href="https://magic-isnt-real-podcast.printify.me/products" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">MERCH STORE</a>!!!</p><br><p>Content Warnings: Language, Innuendo, Violence, Sad Boi Hours</p><br><p>Cast:</p><br><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@dustinparsons0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dustin Parsons</a> is the Game Master</p><p>Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez</p><p>Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman</p><p><a href="https://www.kaylatemshiv.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Kayla Temshiv</a> is Parker Henley</p><br><p>Lead editor is Dustin Parsons</p><p>Assistant editors are Josue Campos and Brenden Rex</p><p>Theme music is by <a href="https://soundcloud.com/jakethedead" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jake the Dead</a></p><p>Art is by <a href="https://twitter.com/JWhitnee" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Juniper Whitney</a></p><p>The Community Manger is Eddie</p><p>Social Media is managed by Anna Rose Pfeiffer and Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Any similarities to persons living or dead are not intentional. Please don't sue us. We don't have money.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>The mine is cleared but so are the last two days worth of Ted's memory. Brandon and Parker fill in the gaps, and the group decides what to do next. </p><br><p>Check out our <a href="https://magicisntrealpod.wixsite.com/ttrpg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">website</a>! And <a href="https://patreon.com/user?u=90185418&amp;utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon</a>! <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@magicisntrealpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tiktok</a>! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/magic_isnt_real_pod/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/MagicIsntRealPd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>! And <a href="https://magic-isnt-real-podcast.printify.me/products" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">MERCH STORE</a>!!!</p><br><p>Content Warnings: Language, Innuendo, Violence, Sad Boi Hours</p><br><p>Cast:</p><br><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@dustinparsons0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dustin Parsons</a> is the Game Master</p><p>Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez</p><p>Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman</p><p><a href="https://www.kaylatemshiv.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Kayla Temshiv</a> is Parker Henley</p><br><p>Lead editor is Dustin Parsons</p><p>Assistant editors are Josue Campos and Brenden Rex</p><p>Theme music is by <a href="https://soundcloud.com/jakethedead" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jake the Dead</a></p><p>Art is by <a href="https://twitter.com/JWhitnee" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Juniper Whitney</a></p><p>The Community Manger is Eddie</p><p>Social Media is managed by Anna Rose Pfeiffer and Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Any similarities to persons living or dead are not intentional. Please don't sue us. We don't have money.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 19: “The One Where Parker Spoils Shameless” </title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 19: “The One Where Parker Spoils Shameless” </itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sat, 03 Feb 2024 21:57:56 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>After finding the most emo journal of all time, Brandon, Ted, Parker, and Himblebee  finish clearing the Cursed Cavity and learn what exactly turned the miners against eachother… </p><br><p><br></p><p>Check out our <a href="https://magicisntrealpod.wixsite.com/ttrpg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">website</a>! And <a href="https://patreon.com/user?u=90185418&amp;utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon</a>! <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@magicisntrealpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tiktok</a>! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/magic_isnt_real_pod/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/MagicIsntRealPd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>! And <a href="https://magic-isnt-real-podcast.printify.me/products" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">MERCH STORE</a>!!!</p><br><p>Content Warnings: *Spoilers for Shameless S7*, Language, Innuendo, Violence, Body Horror Noises,</p><br><p>Cast:</p><br><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@dustinparsons0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dustin Parsons</a> is the Game Master</p><p>Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez</p><p>Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman</p><p><a href="https://www.kaylatemshiv.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Kayla Temshiv</a> is Parker Henley</p><br><p>Lead editor is Dustin Parsons</p><p>Assistant editors are Josue Campos and Brenden Rex</p><p>Theme music is by <a href="https://soundcloud.com/jakethedead" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jake the Dead</a></p><p>Art is by <a href="https://twitter.com/JWhitnee" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Juniper Whitney</a></p><p>The Community Manger is Eddie</p><p>Social Media is managed by Anna Rose Pfeiffer and Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Any similarities to persons living or dead are not intentional. Please don't sue us. We don't have money.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>After finding the most emo journal of all time, Brandon, Ted, Parker, and Himblebee  finish clearing the Cursed Cavity and learn what exactly turned the miners against eachother… </p><br><p><br></p><p>Check out our <a href="https://magicisntrealpod.wixsite.com/ttrpg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">website</a>! And <a href="https://patreon.com/user?u=90185418&amp;utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon</a>! <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@magicisntrealpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tiktok</a>! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/magic_isnt_real_pod/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/MagicIsntRealPd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>! And <a href="https://magic-isnt-real-podcast.printify.me/products" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">MERCH STORE</a>!!!</p><br><p>Content Warnings: *Spoilers for Shameless S7*, Language, Innuendo, Violence, Body Horror Noises,</p><br><p>Cast:</p><br><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@dustinparsons0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dustin Parsons</a> is the Game Master</p><p>Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez</p><p>Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman</p><p><a href="https://www.kaylatemshiv.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Kayla Temshiv</a> is Parker Henley</p><br><p>Lead editor is Dustin Parsons</p><p>Assistant editors are Josue Campos and Brenden Rex</p><p>Theme music is by <a href="https://soundcloud.com/jakethedead" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jake the Dead</a></p><p>Art is by <a href="https://twitter.com/JWhitnee" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Juniper Whitney</a></p><p>The Community Manger is Eddie</p><p>Social Media is managed by Anna Rose Pfeiffer and Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Any similarities to persons living or dead are not intentional. Please don't sue us. We don't have money.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Episode 18: "Miners & Minors"]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Episode 18: "Miners & Minors"]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jan 2024 21:15:54 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>After the club's successful debut as<em> very</em> real acolytes of Dohlvir, our heroes (?) set out to clear an old mine of whatever monster lurks within that's made it so bad for business.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Check out our <a href="https://magicisntrealpod.wixsite.com/ttrpg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">website</a>! And <a href="https://patreon.com/user?u=90185418&amp;utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon</a>! <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@magicisntrealpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tiktok</a>! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/magic_isnt_real_pod/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/MagicIsntRealPd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>! And <a href="https://magic-isnt-real-podcast.printify.me/products" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">MERCH STORE</a>!!!</p><br><p>Content Warnings: Language, Innuendo, Violence, Underage Drinking, <strong>Body Horror Noises</strong>, </p><br><p>Cast:</p><br><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@dustinparsons0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dustin Parsons</a> is the Game Master</p><p>Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez</p><p>Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman</p><p><a href="https://www.kaylatemshiv.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Kayla Temshiv</a> is Parker Henley</p><br><p>Lead editor is Dustin Parsons</p><p>Assistant editor is Kayla Temshiv</p><p>Theme music is by <a href="https://soundcloud.com/jakethedead" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jake the Dead</a></p><p>Art is by <a href="https://twitter.com/JWhitnee" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Juniper Whitney</a></p><p>The Community Manger is Eddie</p><p>Social Media is managed by Anna Rose Pfeiffer and Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Any similarities to persons living or dead are not intentional. Please don't sue us. We don't have money.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>After the club's successful debut as<em> very</em> real acolytes of Dohlvir, our heroes (?) set out to clear an old mine of whatever monster lurks within that's made it so bad for business.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Check out our <a href="https://magicisntrealpod.wixsite.com/ttrpg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">website</a>! And <a href="https://patreon.com/user?u=90185418&amp;utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon</a>! <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@magicisntrealpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tiktok</a>! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/magic_isnt_real_pod/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/MagicIsntRealPd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>! And <a href="https://magic-isnt-real-podcast.printify.me/products" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">MERCH STORE</a>!!!</p><br><p>Content Warnings: Language, Innuendo, Violence, Underage Drinking, <strong>Body Horror Noises</strong>, </p><br><p>Cast:</p><br><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@dustinparsons0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dustin Parsons</a> is the Game Master</p><p>Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez</p><p>Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman</p><p><a href="https://www.kaylatemshiv.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Kayla Temshiv</a> is Parker Henley</p><br><p>Lead editor is Dustin Parsons</p><p>Assistant editor is Kayla Temshiv</p><p>Theme music is by <a href="https://soundcloud.com/jakethedead" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jake the Dead</a></p><p>Art is by <a href="https://twitter.com/JWhitnee" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Juniper Whitney</a></p><p>The Community Manger is Eddie</p><p>Social Media is managed by Anna Rose Pfeiffer and Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Any similarities to persons living or dead are not intentional. Please don't sue us. We don't have money.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Spooky Special : "Dark Magic"]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Spooky Special : "Dark Magic"]]></itunes:title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Oops! We dropped our Patreon content on the main feed! Kayla runs a spooky spooky two-shot that turns into only chaos when Dustin, Christian, and Jonah play elderly members of their city's HOA (Haunt and Occult Advisory) instructed to keep watch over an old house.</p><br><p>Check out our <a href="https://magicisntrealpod.wixsite.com/ttrpg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">website</a>! And <a href="https://patreon.com/user?u=90185418&amp;utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon</a>! <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@magicisntrealpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tiktok</a>! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/magic_isnt_real_pod/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/MagicIsntRealPd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>!</p><br><p>Content Warnings: *fake* Child Death, Language, Innuendo, Violence, Drug Use</p><br><p>Cast:</p><br><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@dustinparsons0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dustin Parsons</a> is Kannesh Hallisway</p><p>Christian Contreras is Tom Blue</p><p>Jonah Pfeiffer is Lloyd Bayfeather</p><p><a href="https://www.kaylatemshiv.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Kayla Temshiv</a> is the Dungeon "Master"</p><br><p>Lead editor is Dustin Parsons</p><p>Assistant editor is Kayla Temshiv</p><p>Theme music is by <a href="https://soundcloud.com/jakethedead" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jake the Dead</a></p><p>Art is by <a href="https://twitter.com/JWhitnee" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Juniper Whitney</a></p><p>The Community Manger is Eddie</p><p>Social Media is managed by Anna Rose Pfeiffer and Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Any similarities to persons living or dead are not intentional. Please don't sue us. We don't have money.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Oops! We dropped our Patreon content on the main feed! Kayla runs a spooky spooky two-shot that turns into only chaos when Dustin, Christian, and Jonah play elderly members of their city's HOA (Haunt and Occult Advisory) instructed to keep watch over an old house.</p><br><p>Check out our <a href="https://magicisntrealpod.wixsite.com/ttrpg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">website</a>! And <a href="https://patreon.com/user?u=90185418&amp;utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon</a>! <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@magicisntrealpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tiktok</a>! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/magic_isnt_real_pod/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/MagicIsntRealPd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>!</p><br><p>Content Warnings: *fake* Child Death, Language, Innuendo, Violence, Drug Use</p><br><p>Cast:</p><br><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@dustinparsons0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dustin Parsons</a> is Kannesh Hallisway</p><p>Christian Contreras is Tom Blue</p><p>Jonah Pfeiffer is Lloyd Bayfeather</p><p><a href="https://www.kaylatemshiv.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Kayla Temshiv</a> is the Dungeon "Master"</p><br><p>Lead editor is Dustin Parsons</p><p>Assistant editor is Kayla Temshiv</p><p>Theme music is by <a href="https://soundcloud.com/jakethedead" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jake the Dead</a></p><p>Art is by <a href="https://twitter.com/JWhitnee" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Juniper Whitney</a></p><p>The Community Manger is Eddie</p><p>Social Media is managed by Anna Rose Pfeiffer and Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Any similarities to persons living or dead are not intentional. Please don't sue us. We don't have money.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 17: “Shameless Exploitation”</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 17: “Shameless Exploitation”</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2023 00:16:25 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>It’s a new day. Parker puts the power in her own hands, Brandon gets an offer he can’t refuse, and Ted creates his greatest illusion yet.</p><br><p>Oh, and they discuss THAT shocking new development.</p><br><p>Check out our <a href="https://magicisntrealpod.wixsite.com/ttrpg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">website</a>! And <a href="https://patreon.com/user?u=90185418&amp;utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon</a>! <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@magicisntrealpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tiktok</a>! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/magic_isnt_real_pod/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/MagicIsntRealPd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>!</p><br><p>Content Warnings: Language, Innuendo, BDSM?, Vomiting Noises, Violence, Spoilers for Shameless Season 7</p><br><p>Cast:</p><br><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@dustinparsons0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dustin Parsons</a> is the Game Master</p><p>Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez</p><p>Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman</p><p><a href="https://www.kaylatemshiv.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Kayla Temshiv</a> is Parker Henley</p><br><p>Lead editor is Dustin Parsons</p><p>Assistant editor is Kayla Temshiv</p><p>Theme music is by <a href="https://soundcloud.com/jakethedead" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jake the Dead</a></p><p>Art is by <a href="https://twitter.com/JWhitnee" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Juniper Whitney</a></p><p>The Community Manger is Eddie</p><p>Social Media is managed by Anna Rose Pfeiffer and Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Any similarities to persons living or dead are not intentional. Please don't sue us. We don't have money.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>It’s a new day. Parker puts the power in her own hands, Brandon gets an offer he can’t refuse, and Ted creates his greatest illusion yet.</p><br><p>Oh, and they discuss THAT shocking new development.</p><br><p>Check out our <a href="https://magicisntrealpod.wixsite.com/ttrpg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">website</a>! And <a href="https://patreon.com/user?u=90185418&amp;utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon</a>! <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@magicisntrealpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tiktok</a>! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/magic_isnt_real_pod/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/MagicIsntRealPd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>!</p><br><p>Content Warnings: Language, Innuendo, BDSM?, Vomiting Noises, Violence, Spoilers for Shameless Season 7</p><br><p>Cast:</p><br><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@dustinparsons0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dustin Parsons</a> is the Game Master</p><p>Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez</p><p>Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman</p><p><a href="https://www.kaylatemshiv.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Kayla Temshiv</a> is Parker Henley</p><br><p>Lead editor is Dustin Parsons</p><p>Assistant editor is Kayla Temshiv</p><p>Theme music is by <a href="https://soundcloud.com/jakethedead" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jake the Dead</a></p><p>Art is by <a href="https://twitter.com/JWhitnee" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Juniper Whitney</a></p><p>The Community Manger is Eddie</p><p>Social Media is managed by Anna Rose Pfeiffer and Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Any similarities to persons living or dead are not intentional. Please don't sue us. We don't have money.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Episode 16: "Fractured"]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Episode 16: "Fractured"]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 11 Oct 2023 00:09:02 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA["The Call to Adventure" Arc Finale]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Tensions between the group are at an all time high... sounds like it's time for our first arc finale!</p><br><p>Brandon isn't handling being dead very well so he does the most emotionally mature thing he can: challenge Ted to a fight to the death. As the boys finally face off, Parker has to make a choice.</p><br><p>However, fate might have bigger plans for our trio.</p><br><p>Check out our <a href="https://magicisntrealpod.wixsite.com/ttrpg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">website</a>! And <a href="https://patreon.com/user?u=90185418&amp;utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon</a>! <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@magicisntrealpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tiktok</a>! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/magic_isnt_real_pod/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/MagicIsntRealPd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>!</p><br><p>Content Warnings: Language, Innuendo, Death, Violence,</p><br><p>Cast:</p><br><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@dustinparsons0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dustin Parsons</a> is the Game Master</p><p>Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez</p><p>Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman</p><p><a href="https://www.kaylatemshiv.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Kayla Temshiv</a> is Parker Henley</p><br><p>Lead editor is Dustin Parsons</p><p>Assistant editor is Kayla Temshiv</p><p>Theme music is by <a href="https://soundcloud.com/jakethedead" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jake the Dead</a></p><p>Art is by <a href="https://twitter.com/JWhitnee" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Juniper Whitney</a></p><p>The Community Manger is Eddie</p><p>Social Media is managed by Anna Rose Pfeiffer and Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Any similarities to persons living or dead are not intentional. Please don't sue us. We don't have money.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Tensions between the group are at an all time high... sounds like it's time for our first arc finale!</p><br><p>Brandon isn't handling being dead very well so he does the most emotionally mature thing he can: challenge Ted to a fight to the death. As the boys finally face off, Parker has to make a choice.</p><br><p>However, fate might have bigger plans for our trio.</p><br><p>Check out our <a href="https://magicisntrealpod.wixsite.com/ttrpg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">website</a>! And <a href="https://patreon.com/user?u=90185418&amp;utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon</a>! <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@magicisntrealpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tiktok</a>! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/magic_isnt_real_pod/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/MagicIsntRealPd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>!</p><br><p>Content Warnings: Language, Innuendo, Death, Violence,</p><br><p>Cast:</p><br><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@dustinparsons0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dustin Parsons</a> is the Game Master</p><p>Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez</p><p>Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman</p><p><a href="https://www.kaylatemshiv.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Kayla Temshiv</a> is Parker Henley</p><br><p>Lead editor is Dustin Parsons</p><p>Assistant editor is Kayla Temshiv</p><p>Theme music is by <a href="https://soundcloud.com/jakethedead" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jake the Dead</a></p><p>Art is by <a href="https://twitter.com/JWhitnee" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Juniper Whitney</a></p><p>The Community Manger is Eddie</p><p>Social Media is managed by Anna Rose Pfeiffer and Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Any similarities to persons living or dead are not intentional. Please don't sue us. We don't have money.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Introducing: HEMOPHOBIA</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Oct 2023 15:46:44 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Want something a bit more frightening this spooky season? Prepare for <a href="https://www.cswhorror.com/podcast-1" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">HEMOPHOBIA</a>: a bloody, gut wrenching, horror anthology podcast by C. S. W.. On October 29th, Season One: <em>CAMP HAVENSIDE</em>, will chill you to the bone.</p><br><p>(Plus, if you're not already sick of hearing Kayla Temshiv and Dustin Parsons talk, they're in it too)</p><br><p>Content Warnings: Religious Trauma, Mature Themes, Body Horror, LOTS of Blood, (probably a bunch other stuff too, it's spooky. Proceed with caution.)</p><br><p>Narrator: C. S. W.</p><br><p>Thatcher: James Oliva</p><br><p>Calvin Sanders: Jordan Reed</p><br><p>Judith Gray: Onnika Hanson</p><br><p>Malcolm Gray: Graham Rowat</p><br><p>The Word: Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Shane: Mason Amadeus</p><br><p>Molly: Brooke Jennett</p><br><p>Timothy: Brad Colbroock</p><br><p>Choir: Brooke Jennett, Mason Amadeus, Atticus White, Haberlin Roberts, Caleb Ritchie, Noelle Woolery</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Want something a bit more frightening this spooky season? Prepare for <a href="https://www.cswhorror.com/podcast-1" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">HEMOPHOBIA</a>: a bloody, gut wrenching, horror anthology podcast by C. S. W.. On October 29th, Season One: <em>CAMP HAVENSIDE</em>, will chill you to the bone.</p><br><p>(Plus, if you're not already sick of hearing Kayla Temshiv and Dustin Parsons talk, they're in it too)</p><br><p>Content Warnings: Religious Trauma, Mature Themes, Body Horror, LOTS of Blood, (probably a bunch other stuff too, it's spooky. Proceed with caution.)</p><br><p>Narrator: C. S. W.</p><br><p>Thatcher: James Oliva</p><br><p>Calvin Sanders: Jordan Reed</p><br><p>Judith Gray: Onnika Hanson</p><br><p>Malcolm Gray: Graham Rowat</p><br><p>The Word: Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Shane: Mason Amadeus</p><br><p>Molly: Brooke Jennett</p><br><p>Timothy: Brad Colbroock</p><br><p>Choir: Brooke Jennett, Mason Amadeus, Atticus White, Haberlin Roberts, Caleb Ritchie, Noelle Woolery</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Episode 15: "The Mourning After"]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2023 23:01:34 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Post social nightmare, our not-yet-heroes are sent on an easy in-and-out mission, <em>barely an inconvenience.</em> Parker embraces her inner horse girl, Ted makes a plan to solve his problems once and for all, and Brandon gets some bad news.  </p><br><p>Check out our <a href="https://magicisntrealpod.wixsite.com/ttrpg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">website</a>! And <a href="https://patreon.com/user?u=90185418&amp;utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon</a>! <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@magicisntrealpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tiktok</a>! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/magic_isnt_real_pod/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/MagicIsntRealPd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>!</p><br><p>Content Warnings: Language, Innuendo, Death of a Child, Body Horror</p><br><p>Cast:</p><br><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@dustinparsons0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dustin Parsons</a> is the Game Master</p><p>Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez</p><p>Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman</p><p><a href="https://www.kaylatemshiv.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Kayla Temshiv</a> is Parker Henley</p><br><p>Lead editor is Dustin Parsons</p><p>Assistant editor is Kayla Temshiv</p><p>Theme music is by <a href="https://soundcloud.com/jakethedead" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jake the Dead</a></p><p>Art is by <a href="https://twitter.com/JWhitnee" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Juniper Whitney</a></p><p>The Community Manger is Eddie</p><p>Social Media is managed by Anna Rose Pfeiffer and Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Any similarities to persons living or dead are not intentional. Please don't sue us. We don't have money.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Post social nightmare, our not-yet-heroes are sent on an easy in-and-out mission, <em>barely an inconvenience.</em> Parker embraces her inner horse girl, Ted makes a plan to solve his problems once and for all, and Brandon gets some bad news.  </p><br><p>Check out our <a href="https://magicisntrealpod.wixsite.com/ttrpg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">website</a>! And <a href="https://patreon.com/user?u=90185418&amp;utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon</a>! <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@magicisntrealpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tiktok</a>! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/magic_isnt_real_pod/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/MagicIsntRealPd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>!</p><br><p>Content Warnings: Language, Innuendo, Death of a Child, Body Horror</p><br><p>Cast:</p><br><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@dustinparsons0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dustin Parsons</a> is the Game Master</p><p>Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez</p><p>Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman</p><p><a href="https://www.kaylatemshiv.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Kayla Temshiv</a> is Parker Henley</p><br><p>Lead editor is Dustin Parsons</p><p>Assistant editor is Kayla Temshiv</p><p>Theme music is by <a href="https://soundcloud.com/jakethedead" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jake the Dead</a></p><p>Art is by <a href="https://twitter.com/JWhitnee" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Juniper Whitney</a></p><p>The Community Manger is Eddie</p><p>Social Media is managed by Anna Rose Pfeiffer and Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Any similarities to persons living or dead are not intentional. Please don't sue us. We don't have money.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Episode 14: "Bubbles, Bones and Biological Warfare"]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Episode 14: "Bubbles, Bones and Biological Warfare"]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 28 Aug 2023 17:59:27 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Ramsey Skinner's back and he wants his money! Can - or should - Brandon, Ted and Parker use their magic to stop him?</p><br><p>Check out our <a href="https://magicisntrealpod.wixsite.com/ttrpg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">website</a>! And <a href="https://patreon.com/user?u=90185418&amp;utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon</a>! <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@magicisntrealpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tiktok</a>! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/magic_isnt_real_pod/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/MagicIsntRealPd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>!</p><br><p>Content Warnings: Language, Innuendo, Underage Drinking, Violence, Seriously Inappropriate use of an EpiPen</p><br><p>Cast:</p><br><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@dustinparsons0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dustin Parsons</a> is the Game Master</p><p>Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez</p><p>Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman</p><p><a href="https://www.kaylatemshiv.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Kayla Temshiv</a> is Parker Henley</p><br><p>Lead editor is Dustin Parsons</p><p>Assistant editor is Kayla Temshiv</p><p>Theme music is by <a href="https://soundcloud.com/jakethedead" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jake the Dead</a></p><p>Art is by <a href="https://twitter.com/JWhitnee" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Juniper Whitney</a></p><p>The Community Manger is Eddie</p><p>Social Media is managed by Anna Rose Pfeiffer and Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Any similarities to persons living or dead are not intentional. Please don't sue us. We don't have money.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Ramsey Skinner's back and he wants his money! Can - or should - Brandon, Ted and Parker use their magic to stop him?</p><br><p>Check out our <a href="https://magicisntrealpod.wixsite.com/ttrpg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">website</a>! And <a href="https://patreon.com/user?u=90185418&amp;utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon</a>! <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@magicisntrealpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tiktok</a>! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/magic_isnt_real_pod/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/MagicIsntRealPd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>!</p><br><p>Content Warnings: Language, Innuendo, Underage Drinking, Violence, Seriously Inappropriate use of an EpiPen</p><br><p>Cast:</p><br><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@dustinparsons0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dustin Parsons</a> is the Game Master</p><p>Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez</p><p>Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman</p><p><a href="https://www.kaylatemshiv.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Kayla Temshiv</a> is Parker Henley</p><br><p>Lead editor is Dustin Parsons</p><p>Assistant editor is Kayla Temshiv</p><p>Theme music is by <a href="https://soundcloud.com/jakethedead" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jake the Dead</a></p><p>Art is by <a href="https://twitter.com/JWhitnee" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Juniper Whitney</a></p><p>The Community Manger is Eddie</p><p>Social Media is managed by Anna Rose Pfeiffer and Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Any similarities to persons living or dead are not intentional. Please don't sue us. We don't have money.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Making The Magic Post Ep. 13 </title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 14 Aug 2023 19:22:25 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Episode 13: “Fashionably Late”</title>
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			<title>Episode 12 “Reece in Pieces”</title>
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			<title><![CDATA[Episode 11 "My Compliments to The Pan"]]></title>
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			<title>Episode 10 “The Town in the Sky” </title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>After their theatrical detour, Brandon, Ted, and Parker finally make it to Fernfeather but… it’s a little out of reach. </p><br><p>Check out our <a href="https://magicisntrealpod.wixsite.com/ttrpg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">website</a>! And <a href="https://patreon.com/user?u=90185418&amp;utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon</a>! <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@magicisntrealpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tiktok</a>! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/magic_isnt_real_pod/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/MagicIsntRealPd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>!</p><br><p>Content Warnings: Language, Sexual Innuendo, Death, Violence</p><br><p>Cast:</p><br><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@dustinparsons0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dustin Parsons</a> is the Game Master</p><p>Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez</p><p>Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman</p><p><a href="https://www.kaylatemshiv.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Kayla Temshiv</a> is Parker Henley</p><br><p>This episode was edited by Dustin Parsons</p><p>Theme music is by <a href="https://soundcloud.com/jakethedead" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jake the Dead</a></p><p>Art is by <a href="https://twitter.com/JWhitnee" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Juniper Whitney</a></p><p>The Community Manger is Eddie</p><p>Social Media is managed by Anna Rose Pfeiffer and Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Any similarities to persons living or dead are not intentional. Please don't sue us. We don't have money.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>After their theatrical detour, Brandon, Ted, and Parker finally make it to Fernfeather but… it’s a little out of reach. </p><br><p>Check out our <a href="https://magicisntrealpod.wixsite.com/ttrpg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">website</a>! And <a href="https://patreon.com/user?u=90185418&amp;utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon</a>! <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@magicisntrealpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tiktok</a>! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/magic_isnt_real_pod/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/MagicIsntRealPd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>!</p><br><p>Content Warnings: Language, Sexual Innuendo, Death, Violence</p><br><p>Cast:</p><br><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@dustinparsons0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dustin Parsons</a> is the Game Master</p><p>Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez</p><p>Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman</p><p><a href="https://www.kaylatemshiv.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Kayla Temshiv</a> is Parker Henley</p><br><p>This episode was edited by Dustin Parsons</p><p>Theme music is by <a href="https://soundcloud.com/jakethedead" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jake the Dead</a></p><p>Art is by <a href="https://twitter.com/JWhitnee" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Juniper Whitney</a></p><p>The Community Manger is Eddie</p><p>Social Media is managed by Anna Rose Pfeiffer and Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Any similarities to persons living or dead are not intentional. Please don't sue us. We don't have money.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Episode 9 "...In Terms of Murdering A Performance!"]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Episode 9 "...In Terms of Murdering A Performance!"]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jun 2023 21:29:34 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>We see a WHOLE new side of Ted, Parker tries her hand (paw?) at being a magician, and Brandon puts the murder in Murder Pit. </p><br><p>Check out our <a href="https://magicisntrealpod.wixsite.com/ttrpg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">website</a>! And <a href="https://patreon.com/user?u=90185418&amp;utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon</a>! <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@magicisntrealpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tiktok</a>! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/magic_isnt_real_pod/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/MagicIsntRealPd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>!</p><br><p>Content Warnings: Language, Sexual Innuendo, Death, Suicide, </p><br><p>Cast:</p><br><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@dustinparsons0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dustin Parsons</a> is the Game Master</p><p>Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez</p><p>Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman</p><p><a href="https://www.kaylatemshiv.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Kayla Temshiv</a> is Parker Henley</p><br><p>This episode was edited by Dustin Parsons</p><p>Theme music is by <a href="https://soundcloud.com/jakethedead" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jake the Dead</a></p><p>Art is by <a href="https://twitter.com/JWhitnee" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Juniper Whitney</a></p><p>Social Media is managed by Anna Rose Pfeiffer and Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Any similarities to persons living or dead are not intentional. Please don't sue us. We don't have money.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>We see a WHOLE new side of Ted, Parker tries her hand (paw?) at being a magician, and Brandon puts the murder in Murder Pit. </p><br><p>Check out our <a href="https://magicisntrealpod.wixsite.com/ttrpg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">website</a>! And <a href="https://patreon.com/user?u=90185418&amp;utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon</a>! <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@magicisntrealpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tiktok</a>! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/magic_isnt_real_pod/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/MagicIsntRealPd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>!</p><br><p>Content Warnings: Language, Sexual Innuendo, Death, Suicide, </p><br><p>Cast:</p><br><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@dustinparsons0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dustin Parsons</a> is the Game Master</p><p>Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez</p><p>Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman</p><p><a href="https://www.kaylatemshiv.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Kayla Temshiv</a> is Parker Henley</p><br><p>This episode was edited by Dustin Parsons</p><p>Theme music is by <a href="https://soundcloud.com/jakethedead" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jake the Dead</a></p><p>Art is by <a href="https://twitter.com/JWhitnee" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Juniper Whitney</a></p><p>Social Media is managed by Anna Rose Pfeiffer and Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Any similarities to persons living or dead are not intentional. Please don't sue us. We don't have money.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 8 “Murder…”</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 8 “Murder…”</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jun 2023 22:44:01 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Our not-quite-heroes deal with the fact they now have a kill count. The logical next step? Find an army. </p><br><p>Check out our <a href="https://magicisntrealpod.wixsite.com/ttrpg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">website</a>! And <a href="https://patreon.com/user?u=90185418&amp;utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon</a>! <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@magicisntrealpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tiktok</a>! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/magic_isnt_real_pod/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/MagicIsntRealPd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>!</p><br><p>Content Warnings: Language, Sexual Innuendo,</p><br><p>Cast:</p><br><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@dustinparsons0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dustin Parsons</a> is the Game Master</p><p>Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez</p><p>Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman</p><p><a href="https://www.kaylatemshiv.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Kayla Temshiv</a> is Parker Henley</p><br><p>This episode was edited by Dustin Parsons </p><p>Theme music is by <a href="https://soundcloud.com/jakethedead" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jake the Dead</a></p><p>Art is by <a href="https://twitter.com/JWhitnee" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Juniper Whitney</a></p><p>Social Media is managed by Anna Rose Pfeiffer and Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Any similarities to persons living or dead are not intentional. Please don't sue us. We don't have money.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Our not-quite-heroes deal with the fact they now have a kill count. The logical next step? Find an army. </p><br><p>Check out our <a href="https://magicisntrealpod.wixsite.com/ttrpg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">website</a>! And <a href="https://patreon.com/user?u=90185418&amp;utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon</a>! <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@magicisntrealpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tiktok</a>! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/magic_isnt_real_pod/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/MagicIsntRealPd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>!</p><br><p>Content Warnings: Language, Sexual Innuendo,</p><br><p>Cast:</p><br><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@dustinparsons0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dustin Parsons</a> is the Game Master</p><p>Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez</p><p>Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman</p><p><a href="https://www.kaylatemshiv.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Kayla Temshiv</a> is Parker Henley</p><br><p>This episode was edited by Dustin Parsons </p><p>Theme music is by <a href="https://soundcloud.com/jakethedead" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jake the Dead</a></p><p>Art is by <a href="https://twitter.com/JWhitnee" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Juniper Whitney</a></p><p>Social Media is managed by Anna Rose Pfeiffer and Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Any similarities to persons living or dead are not intentional. Please don't sue us. We don't have money.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 7 “Return to Finnidale”</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 7 “Return to Finnidale”</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 31 May 2023 05:32:12 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Brandon, Ted and Parker go shopping and lie to their parents before they make their way back to Finnidale. I’m sure nothing’s changed there… right? </p><br><p>Check out our <a href="https://magicisntrealpod.wixsite.com/ttrpg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">website</a>! And <a href="https://patreon.com/user?u=90185418&amp;utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon</a>! <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@magicisntrealpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tiktok</a>! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/magic_isnt_real_pod/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/MagicIsntRealPd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>!</p><br><p>Content Warnings: Language, Sexual Innuendo, </p><br><p>Cast:</p><br><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@dustinparsons0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dustin Parsons</a> is the Game Master</p><p>Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez</p><p>Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman</p><p><a href="https://www.kaylatemshiv.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Kayla Temshiv</a> is Parker Henley</p><br><p>This episode was edited by Dustin Parsons and Christopher Berger</p><p>Theme music is by <a href="https://soundcloud.com/jakethedead" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jake the Dead</a></p><p>Art is by <a href="https://twitter.com/JWhitnee" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Juniper Whitney</a></p><p>Social Media is managed by Anna Rose Pfeiffer and Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Any similarities to persons living or dead are not intentional. Please don't sue us. We don't have money.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Brandon, Ted and Parker go shopping and lie to their parents before they make their way back to Finnidale. I’m sure nothing’s changed there… right? </p><br><p>Check out our <a href="https://magicisntrealpod.wixsite.com/ttrpg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">website</a>! And <a href="https://patreon.com/user?u=90185418&amp;utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon</a>! <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@magicisntrealpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tiktok</a>! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/magic_isnt_real_pod/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/MagicIsntRealPd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>!</p><br><p>Content Warnings: Language, Sexual Innuendo, </p><br><p>Cast:</p><br><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@dustinparsons0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dustin Parsons</a> is the Game Master</p><p>Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez</p><p>Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman</p><p><a href="https://www.kaylatemshiv.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Kayla Temshiv</a> is Parker Henley</p><br><p>This episode was edited by Dustin Parsons and Christopher Berger</p><p>Theme music is by <a href="https://soundcloud.com/jakethedead" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jake the Dead</a></p><p>Art is by <a href="https://twitter.com/JWhitnee" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Juniper Whitney</a></p><p>Social Media is managed by Anna Rose Pfeiffer and Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Any similarities to persons living or dead are not intentional. Please don't sue us. We don't have money.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Episode 6 "The House On Its Side"]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Episode 6 "The House On Its Side"]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 23 May 2023 03:10:50 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>The trio really commits to the whole crime thing, but will they finally beat up that cape kid?</p><br><p>Check out our <a href="https://magicisntrealpod.wixsite.com/ttrpg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">website</a>! And <a href="https://patreon.com/user?u=90185418&amp;utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon</a>! <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@magicisntrealpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tiktok</a>! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/magic_isnt_real_pod/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/MagicIsntRealPd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>!</p><br><p>Content Warnings: Language, Sexual Innuendo, Mention of Child Death, Abuse of Alcohol, Unpleasant Sounds</p><br><p>Cast:</p><br><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@dustinparsons0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dustin Parsons</a> is the Game Master</p><p>Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez</p><p>Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman</p><p><a href="https://www.kaylatemshiv.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Kayla Temshiv</a> is Parker Henley</p><br><p>This episode was edited by Dustin Parsons and Christopher Berger</p><p>Theme music is by <a href="https://soundcloud.com/jakethedead" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jake the Dead</a></p><p>Art is by <a href="https://twitter.com/JWhitnee" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Juniper Whitney</a></p><p>Social Media is managed by Anna Rose Pfeiffer and Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Any similarities to persons living or dead are not intentional. Please don't sue us. We don't have money.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>The trio really commits to the whole crime thing, but will they finally beat up that cape kid?</p><br><p>Check out our <a href="https://magicisntrealpod.wixsite.com/ttrpg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">website</a>! And <a href="https://patreon.com/user?u=90185418&amp;utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon</a>! <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@magicisntrealpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tiktok</a>! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/magic_isnt_real_pod/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/MagicIsntRealPd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>!</p><br><p>Content Warnings: Language, Sexual Innuendo, Mention of Child Death, Abuse of Alcohol, Unpleasant Sounds</p><br><p>Cast:</p><br><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@dustinparsons0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dustin Parsons</a> is the Game Master</p><p>Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez</p><p>Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman</p><p><a href="https://www.kaylatemshiv.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Kayla Temshiv</a> is Parker Henley</p><br><p>This episode was edited by Dustin Parsons and Christopher Berger</p><p>Theme music is by <a href="https://soundcloud.com/jakethedead" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jake the Dead</a></p><p>Art is by <a href="https://twitter.com/JWhitnee" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Juniper Whitney</a></p><p>Social Media is managed by Anna Rose Pfeiffer and Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Any similarities to persons living or dead are not intentional. Please don't sue us. We don't have money.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Episode 5 "Half-Baked Plan (with a side of fries)"]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Episode 5 "Half-Baked Plan (with a side of fries)"]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 09 May 2023 21:53:23 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Brandon, Ted, and Parker get an after school snack to celebrate a successful day of... fundraising? </p><br><p>Check out our <a href="https://magicisntrealpod.wixsite.com/ttrpg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">website</a>! And <a href="https://patreon.com/user?u=90185418&amp;utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon</a>! <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@magicisntrealpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tiktok</a>! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/magic_isnt_real_pod/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/MagicIsntRealPd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>!</p><br><p>Content Warnings: Language, Sexual Innuendo</p><br><p>Cast:</p><br><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@dustinparsons0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dustin Parsons</a> is the Game Master</p><p>Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez</p><p>Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman</p><p><a href="https://www.kaylatemshiv.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Kayla Temshiv</a> is Parker Henley</p><br><p>This episode was edited by Dustin Parsons and Christopher Berger</p><p>Theme music is by <a href="https://soundcloud.com/jakethedead" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jake the Dead</a></p><p>Art is by <a href="https://twitter.com/JWhitnee" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Juniper Whitney</a></p><p>Social Media is managed by Anna Rose Pfeiffer and Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Any similarities to persons living or dead are not intentional. Please don't sue us. We don't have money.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Brandon, Ted, and Parker get an after school snack to celebrate a successful day of... fundraising? </p><br><p>Check out our <a href="https://magicisntrealpod.wixsite.com/ttrpg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">website</a>! And <a href="https://patreon.com/user?u=90185418&amp;utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon</a>! <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@magicisntrealpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tiktok</a>! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/magic_isnt_real_pod/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/MagicIsntRealPd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>!</p><br><p>Content Warnings: Language, Sexual Innuendo</p><br><p>Cast:</p><br><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@dustinparsons0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dustin Parsons</a> is the Game Master</p><p>Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez</p><p>Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman</p><p><a href="https://www.kaylatemshiv.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Kayla Temshiv</a> is Parker Henley</p><br><p>This episode was edited by Dustin Parsons and Christopher Berger</p><p>Theme music is by <a href="https://soundcloud.com/jakethedead" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jake the Dead</a></p><p>Art is by <a href="https://twitter.com/JWhitnee" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Juniper Whitney</a></p><p>Social Media is managed by Anna Rose Pfeiffer and Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Any similarities to persons living or dead are not intentional. Please don't sue us. We don't have money.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Episode 4 "A Friend of Collin's"]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Episode 4 "A Friend of Collin's"]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 01 May 2023 15:51:12 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Twister, Tornado, and Brandon do everything they can to finish the mission. </p><br><p>Check out our <a href="https://magicisntrealpod.wixsite.com/ttrpg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">website</a>! And <a href="https://patreon.com/user?u=90185418&amp;utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon</a>! <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@magicisntrealpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tiktok</a>! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/magic_isnt_real_pod/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/MagicIsntRealPd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>!</p><br><p>Content Warnings: BODY HORROR, VOMITING SOUNDS, Death, Language, Sexual Innuendo</p><br><p>Cast:</p><br><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@dustinparsons0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dustin Parsons</a> is the Game Master</p><p>Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez</p><p>Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman</p><p><a href="https://www.kaylatemshiv.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Kayla Temshiv</a> is Parker Henley</p><br><p>This episode was edited by Dustin Parsons and Christopher Berger</p><p>Theme music is by <a href="https://soundcloud.com/jakethedead" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jake the Dead</a></p><p>Art is by <a href="https://twitter.com/JWhitnee" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Juniper Whitney</a></p><p>Social Media is managed by Anna Rose Pfeiffer and Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Any similarities to persons living or dead are not intentional. Please don't sue us. We don't have money.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Twister, Tornado, and Brandon do everything they can to finish the mission. </p><br><p>Check out our <a href="https://magicisntrealpod.wixsite.com/ttrpg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">website</a>! And <a href="https://patreon.com/user?u=90185418&amp;utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon</a>! <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@magicisntrealpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tiktok</a>! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/magic_isnt_real_pod/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/MagicIsntRealPd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>!</p><br><p>Content Warnings: BODY HORROR, VOMITING SOUNDS, Death, Language, Sexual Innuendo</p><br><p>Cast:</p><br><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@dustinparsons0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dustin Parsons</a> is the Game Master</p><p>Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez</p><p>Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman</p><p><a href="https://www.kaylatemshiv.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Kayla Temshiv</a> is Parker Henley</p><br><p>This episode was edited by Dustin Parsons and Christopher Berger</p><p>Theme music is by <a href="https://soundcloud.com/jakethedead" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jake the Dead</a></p><p>Art is by <a href="https://twitter.com/JWhitnee" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Juniper Whitney</a></p><p>Social Media is managed by Anna Rose Pfeiffer and Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Any similarities to persons living or dead are not intentional. Please don't sue us. We don't have money.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Episode 3 "Rise of Twister"]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Episode 3 "Rise of Twister"]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 24 Apr 2023 16:21:11 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>It's time for tryouts! Plus, the Horizon High DnD Club gets a new homework assignment: save some guy named Rhyz?</p><br><p>Check out our <a href="https://magicisntrealpod.wixsite.com/ttrpg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">website</a>! And <a href="https://patreon.com/user?u=90185418&amp;utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon</a>! <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@magicisntrealpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tiktok</a>! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/magic_isnt_real_pod/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/MagicIsntRealPd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>!</p><br><p>Content Warnings: Language, Sexual Innuendo, Drinking, we say the word "Suicide" but only as the name of a football drill</p><br><p>Cast:</p><br><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@dustinparsons0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dustin Parsons</a> is the Game Master</p><p>Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez</p><p>Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman</p><p><a href="https://www.kaylatemshiv.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Kayla Temshiv</a> is Parker Henley</p><br><p>This episode was edited by Dustin Parsons and Christopher Berger</p><p>Theme music is by <a href="https://soundcloud.com/jakethedead" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jake the Dead</a></p><p>Art is by <a href="https://twitter.com/JWhitnee" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Juniper Whitney</a></p><p>Social Media is managed by Anna Rose Pfeiffer and Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Any similarities to persons living or dead are not intentional. Please don't sue us. We don't have money.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>It's time for tryouts! Plus, the Horizon High DnD Club gets a new homework assignment: save some guy named Rhyz?</p><br><p>Check out our <a href="https://magicisntrealpod.wixsite.com/ttrpg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">website</a>! And <a href="https://patreon.com/user?u=90185418&amp;utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon</a>! <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@magicisntrealpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tiktok</a>! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/magic_isnt_real_pod/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/MagicIsntRealPd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>!</p><br><p>Content Warnings: Language, Sexual Innuendo, Drinking, we say the word "Suicide" but only as the name of a football drill</p><br><p>Cast:</p><br><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@dustinparsons0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dustin Parsons</a> is the Game Master</p><p>Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez</p><p>Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman</p><p><a href="https://www.kaylatemshiv.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Kayla Temshiv</a> is Parker Henley</p><br><p>This episode was edited by Dustin Parsons and Christopher Berger</p><p>Theme music is by <a href="https://soundcloud.com/jakethedead" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jake the Dead</a></p><p>Art is by <a href="https://twitter.com/JWhitnee" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Juniper Whitney</a></p><p>Social Media is managed by Anna Rose Pfeiffer and Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Any similarities to persons living or dead are not intentional. Please don't sue us. We don't have money.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Episode 2 "Welcome to Finnidale"]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Episode 2 "Welcome to Finnidale"]]></itunes:title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>The Horizon High DnD Club gets more than they bargained for from their first session. Also... Magic <em>is </em>real?</p><br><p>Check out our <a href="https://magicisntrealpod.wixsite.com/ttrpg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">website</a>! And <a href="https://patreon.com/user?u=90185418&amp;utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon</a>! <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@magicisntrealpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tiktok</a>! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/magic_isnt_real_pod/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/MagicIsntRealPd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>!</p><br><p>Content Warnings: Language, Sexual Innuendo, Possible Child Death, Constricted Breathing Sounds</p><br><p>Cast:</p><br><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@dustinparsons0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dustin Parsons</a> is the Game Master</p><p>Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez</p><p>Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman</p><p><a href="https://www.kaylatemshiv.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Kayla Temshiv</a> is Parker Henley</p><br><p>This episode was edited by Dustin Parsons and Christopher Berger</p><p>Theme music is by <a href="https://soundcloud.com/jakethedead" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jake the Dead</a></p><p>Art is by <a href="https://twitter.com/JWhitnee" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Juniper Whitney</a></p><p>Social Media is managed by Anna Rose Pfeiffer and Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Any similarities to persons living or dead are not intentional. Please don't sue us. We don't have money.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>The Horizon High DnD Club gets more than they bargained for from their first session. Also... Magic <em>is </em>real?</p><br><p>Check out our <a href="https://magicisntrealpod.wixsite.com/ttrpg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">website</a>! And <a href="https://patreon.com/user?u=90185418&amp;utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon</a>! <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@magicisntrealpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tiktok</a>! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/magic_isnt_real_pod/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/MagicIsntRealPd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>!</p><br><p>Content Warnings: Language, Sexual Innuendo, Possible Child Death, Constricted Breathing Sounds</p><br><p>Cast:</p><br><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@dustinparsons0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dustin Parsons</a> is the Game Master</p><p>Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez</p><p>Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman</p><p><a href="https://www.kaylatemshiv.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Kayla Temshiv</a> is Parker Henley</p><br><p>This episode was edited by Dustin Parsons and Christopher Berger</p><p>Theme music is by <a href="https://soundcloud.com/jakethedead" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jake the Dead</a></p><p>Art is by <a href="https://twitter.com/JWhitnee" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Juniper Whitney</a></p><p>Social Media is managed by Anna Rose Pfeiffer and Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Any similarities to persons living or dead are not intentional. Please don't sue us. We don't have money.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Episode 1 "Prologue/Welcome to Foster"]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Episode 1 "Prologue/Welcome to Foster"]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 17 Apr 2023 19:29:39 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Good Morning Titmice! Welcome to Horizon High. Cool football star Brandon, quiet wrestler Ted, and anxious freshman Parker join the Horizon High DnD Club. What could possibly go wrong?</p><br><p>Check out our <a href="https://magicisntrealpod.wixsite.com/ttrpg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">website</a>! And <a href="https://patreon.com/user?u=90185418&amp;utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon</a>! <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@magicisntrealpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tiktok</a>! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/magic_isnt_real_pod/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/MagicIsntRealPd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>!</p><br><p>Content Warnings: Language, Sexual Innuendo</p><br><p>Cast:</p><br><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@dustinparsons0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dustin Parsons</a> is the Game Master</p><p>Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez</p><p>Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman</p><p><a href="https://www.kaylatemshiv.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Kayla Temshiv</a> is Parker Henley</p><br><p>This episode was edited by Dustin Parsons and Christopher Berger</p><p>Theme music is by <a href="https://soundcloud.com/jakethedead" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jake the Dead</a></p><p>Art is by <a href="https://twitter.com/JWhitnee" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Juniper Whitney</a></p><p>Social Media is managed by Anna Rose Pfeiffer and Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Any similarities to persons living or dead are not intentional. Please don't sue us. We don't have money.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Good Morning Titmice! Welcome to Horizon High. Cool football star Brandon, quiet wrestler Ted, and anxious freshman Parker join the Horizon High DnD Club. What could possibly go wrong?</p><br><p>Check out our <a href="https://magicisntrealpod.wixsite.com/ttrpg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">website</a>! And <a href="https://patreon.com/user?u=90185418&amp;utm_medium=clipboard_copy&amp;utm_source=copyLink&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp;utm_content=join_link" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon</a>! <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@magicisntrealpod" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Tiktok</a>! <a href="https://www.instagram.com/magic_isnt_real_pod/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a>! <a href="https://twitter.com/MagicIsntRealPd" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Twitter</a>!</p><br><p>Content Warnings: Language, Sexual Innuendo</p><br><p>Cast:</p><br><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@dustinparsons0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Dustin Parsons</a> is the Game Master</p><p>Christian Contreras is Brandon Rodriguez</p><p>Jonah Pfeiffer is Ted Vardeman</p><p><a href="https://www.kaylatemshiv.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Kayla Temshiv</a> is Parker Henley</p><br><p>This episode was edited by Dustin Parsons and Christopher Berger</p><p>Theme music is by <a href="https://soundcloud.com/jakethedead" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jake the Dead</a></p><p>Art is by <a href="https://twitter.com/JWhitnee" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Juniper Whitney</a></p><p>Social Media is managed by Anna Rose Pfeiffer and Kayla Temshiv</p><br><p>Any similarities to persons living or dead are not intentional. Please don't sue us. We don't have money.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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