March Bradness

Fight Club vs Johnny Suede

Thu, 19 Dec 2019 02:37:19 GMT

In our SEASON FINALE, Tyler Duden goes up against Johnny Suede in a battle of the Chads!! Is Fight Club... good? Will Hannah & Sarah get to screen Voyage of Time at Brad Pitt's house? Why did a male model tell Hannah to go f*** herself? We have answers.

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Fury vs Ocean's Twelve

Thu, 05 Dec 2019 18:07:49 GMT

This week Hannah and Sarah take on the only two genres of Male Friendship: War and Heists. Plus -- what IS Bradness? What could the final Pitting be? And what are the girls doing with their one wild and precious life?

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12 Monkeys vs The Assassination of Jesse James

Thu, 14 Nov 2019 18:34:52 GMT

FINALLY... some heavy hitters. Listen as we knock 'em out of the park with the help of special guest Brittney Eisnor, who ALSO watched every single Brad Pitt movie. Will Brad lead the Army of the 12 Monkeys into victory, or will famous outlaw Jesse James outdraw him?

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Troy vs Ocean's Eleven

Thu, 31 Oct 2019 17:32:21 GMT

In need of a last minute costume this year? Listen no further, Sarah and Hannah have all your Brad based costumes covered! Plus -- beauty vs. wit on this week's Pitting. Will Rusty find Achilles' heel? Or will that beautiful pout win again?

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Happy Feet Two vs The Mexican

Thu, 17 Oct 2019 15:33:50 GMT

Penguins on a quest to save the world. A man on a quest to get a cursed gun. Two journeys, one Brad. Topics include: J.K. Simmons' meaty thighs on a toilet. The ethical horrors of baby penguins singing "SexyBack". It's all here, folks.

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Ad Astra

Thu, 03 Oct 2019 17:49:47 GMT

This week, Sarah and Hannah take on Brad Pitt's latest ventures -- space, isolation, and dads. Listen as they search for Bradness in deep space, talk about what it means to be a man, and pitch an idea for a spinoff. PLUS -- Tommy Lee Jones, esteemed character actor, viral marketing sensation, or both?

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Snatch vs World War Z

Thu, 19 Sep 2019 18:04:14 GMT

This week the girls have to make some tough choices when they're tasked with judging Snatch and World War Z. Will charismatic Irish Brad fight his way to the top? Or will ex-UN-slash-zombie hunter Gerry live to see another day? Find out on this week's episode of March Bradness!

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Mr. and Mrs. Smith vs Across the Tracks

Thu, 05 Sep 2019 17:48:17 GMT

This week: The iconic and polished, yet kinda-boring Brad of Mr. and Mrs. Smith goes head to head against the delightfully unrefined tenacity of Across the Tracks Brad. It's the after-school-special of your dreams versus super-sexy-spies. This match will test our hosts as they struggle to determine... which is the better Brad?

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Burn after Reading vs Moneyball

Thu, 22 Aug 2019 16:08:52 GMT

It's our first pitting of the season– and it's a big one. Fan favorite Burn After Reading goes after math-slash-baseball-nerd favorite Moneyball. Who will come out the victor?! Plus... acceptable first date topics. The care and keeping of Brad Pitt voodoo dolls. And more.

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Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

Thu, 08 Aug 2019 17:26:35 GMT

We're BACK, baby!!! In our season premiere, Hannah & Sarah talk about Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. What's the deal with Tarantino? Was that really Brad's divorce trailer? Does Brad know how to drive? Answers to these burning questions, and more.

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The Mexican vs Inglourious Basterds

Wed, 22 Aug 2018 04:10:28 GMT

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN! Inglourious Basterds makes a triumphant return to the bracket. Can Lt. Aldo Raine scalp his way to victory? Or does Jerry Welbach have some tricks up his many, many sleeves? Find out on the SEASON TWO FINALE!

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12 Years a Slave vs Mr. and Mrs. Smith

Wed, 08 Aug 2018 06:09:45 GMT

It's official: Hannah and Sarah have now officially seen EVERY Brad Pitt movie. But they're not the only ones. This week, they talk about Mr. and Mrs. Smith vs 12 Years a Slave while joined by special guest Brittney Eisnor, who has ALSO seen every single Brad Pitt movie. This may be the largest amount of Brad Pitt experts in one room. Plus: The Brad Pitt cinematic universe? Is Brad Pitt into pegging? And which movie should we bring back for our final episode?!?!

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The Big Short vs Happy Feet 2

Wed, 25 Jul 2018 04:55:30 GMT

Remember the 2008 financial crisis and how it started, or were you also just a kid? Well uggo Brad is here to explain it to you in The Big Short. Plus, the return of Will the Krill and the premature demise of Hannah and Sarah's friendship

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Babel vs Snatch

Wed, 11 Jul 2018 13:26:46 GMT

This week -- can Brad crying on the phone in Babel manage to save him for another round?? Or will he find victory through his Irish accent in Snatch? It's bareknuckle boxing champion vs Sad Dad this week.

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Tree of Life vs Troy

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 04:00:18 GMT

Bad-Dad Brad stars in an existential slog of a film in Tree of Life. He wears a skirt and kills some people in Troy! Both movies are 3 hours long, but Hannah & Sarah slog it out to deliver you a winner.

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Tree of Life vs Troy

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 03:48:04 GMT

Bad-Dad Brad stars in an existential slog of a film in Tree of Life. He wears a skirt and kills some people in Troy. Both movies are 3 hours long. It's midnight and families are being ripped apart at the border so I can't think of what else to write. https://actionnetwork.org/fundraising/bondfund

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LIVE - Megamind vs The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

Wed, 06 Jun 2018 04:00:00 GMT

Megamind has a big head. You know who else has a big head? Jesse James of "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford". Brad Pitt is in both of these movies – and he does a pretty darn good job in each one, if we're being honest. But there's no room for ties in March Bradness. The scorecards will determine all. This episode was recorded live from Brooklyn. Promise.

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The Favor vs Ocean's Eleven

Wed, 23 May 2018 05:39:06 GMT

Hot baby Brad and his cool, back-in-style glasses are back. You know who else is back? Rusty. You know the deal.... one will win.

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Killing them Softly vs Burn After Reading

Wed, 09 May 2018 04:06:19 GMT

Remember the 2008 Financial Crisis? Well this week, Brad takes it on... with a GUN. Plus -- the foibles of the Bush Administration, and disaster strikes Hannah's life in the shape of a ham sandwich.

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Is Brad Pitt Dating an MIT Professor?!

Wed, 25 Apr 2018 04:00:32 GMT

This week... some juicy gossip. Is Brad Pitt dating Neri Oxman, an architect, designer and MIT professor?? Brad Pitt experts Hannah and Sarah weigh in.

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Thelma & Louise vs Fury

Wed, 18 Apr 2018 04:00:00 GMT

This week, the sun is out in New York. This absolutely does not influence Hannah & Sarah's in-depth analysis of Brad Pitt's roles as JD in Thelma & Louise, and War Daddy in Fury. We VERY SERIOUSLY and VERY METICULOUSLY compare these two films, like you've come to expect from this peer reviewed, scholarly podcast. The fact that this episode is 25 minutes long instead of the usual 45-60 does not reflect on the fact that the sun is out. It reflects on our superior editing skills. Thank you. Have a nice day.

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All the Pretty Horses

Wed, 11 Apr 2018 04:00:38 GMT

All the Pretty Horses is a novel written by Cormac McCarthy about a young Texas ranch hand. It's also an audiobook – and guess who narrated it. No, it's not Matt Damon (although he did star in the movie). No, it's not Obama (good guess). Alright, we'll just tell you. It's a young, scrappy, straight-outta-the-wild-west... Brad Pitt.

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Across the Tracks vs Cutting Class

Wed, 04 Apr 2018 04:00:00 GMT

Get ready for our youngest, fastest pitting yet. Brad Pitt in Across the Tracks just wants to get a track scholarship to Stanford. Brad Pitt in Cutting Class wears double collars and just wants to make out with his girlfriend. Both face obstacles – some more deadly than others. Meanwhile, Hannah gets a text from her dental hygienist, and Sarah spends a lot of time cackling.

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Is Brad Pitt Celibate?

Wed, 28 Mar 2018 07:00:00 GMT

Word on the street is that Tiffany Haddish met Brad Pitt in an elevator, where he told her he's taking a year-long vow of celibacy. Is it true?? Could it be?? Resident Brad experts Hannah & Sarah weigh in. Plus... World of Warcraft? Can monks jerk off? And other important questions.

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Kalifornia vs Fight Club

Wed, 21 Mar 2018 04:01:00 GMT

It's here... it's sweaty... it's got no shirt on... it's Brad Pitt in Fight Club. It's ALSO Brad Pitt in Kalifornia. Tyler Durden goes up against Earl the serial killer in a battle of the Brad's. We hope you're ready to find out the winner – and this time, we have scorecards, so it's official.

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NEW RULES!

Thu, 15 Mar 2018 04:27:16 GMT

Folks... we're about to shake things up a bit. After a bit of advice from friend-of-the-show Alex Blumberg, we're making things official with scorecards. Are we finally defining Bradness? Will Brad's butt have an effect on the final decision? The answers... may surprise you.

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True Romance vs Johnny Suede

Wed, 07 Mar 2018 14:03:54 GMT

Johnny Suede goes up against True Romance in a battle of the slackers. In Johnny Suede, Brad Pitt stars as a struggling musician who just can’t get his act together despite his perfectly coiffed hair. In True Romance, Brad appears as a well-meaning stoner who keeps wrecking everyone’s plans. Only one will bumble his way to the finish line.

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Brad Bite: What Kind of Frog Would Brad Pitt Be?

Wed, 28 Feb 2018 05:00:00 GMT

We made this joke last week – and as you know, we're VERY dedicated to following through on jokes. It's why this podcast exists. So join us this week we ponder the question: If Brad Pitt was a frog, kind of frog would he be?

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Happy Together vs Twelve Monkeys

Wed, 21 Feb 2018 05:00:00 GMT

It's Patrick Dempsey madness this week on March Bradness. Is he McDreamy or McSteamy? Is Sarah a massive Drarry shipper? How many monkeys are even in Twelve Monkeys? Plus – we talk about Brad Pitt a little.

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Brad Bite: Pringles vs Chanel No. 5

Wed, 14 Feb 2018 15:15:05 GMT

It's not a journey. Every journey ends, but we go on. The world turns and we turn with it. Plans disappear... dreams take over. That's right... we're talking about Brad Pitt's Chanel No. 5 ad. And we're pitting it against his Pringles commercial – because why not?

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Allied vs Moneyball

Wed, 07 Feb 2018 05:26:43 GMT

Controversy strikes again this week. The divorce can be seen in Brad Pitt's eyes in Allied – but Brad is thirsty for an Oscar in Moneyball as he plays Billy Bean, struggling manager of the Oakland Athletics baseball team. Plus: is Brad Pitt a vegan?

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Brad Bite: Fever for Pringles

Wed, 31 Jan 2018 05:00:49 GMT

Do you have the fever? The fever for pringles? Brad Pitt sure does. Hannah and Sarah take a look at an early acting gig starring our beautiful boy and a can of America's favorite chips.

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World War Z vs Se7en

Wed, 24 Jan 2018 18:00:13 GMT

This week, we answer the question you've all been waiting for... WHAT'S IN THE BOX? In Se7en, Brad Pitt goes after a serial killer who turns people into zombies – while in World War Z, Brad fights zombies. Only one Brad will emerge as the victor and move forward in the bracket. Meanwhile, Hannah and Sarah discuss the political implications of zombies, and Hannah goes full film school on David Fincher.

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Brad Bite: King of the Hill vs Friends

Wed, 17 Jan 2018 05:32:52 GMT

In this episode, Hannah and Sarah explain that Brad Bites are quick episodes, good for 5-minute commutes. Then they launch into a lengthy discussion about the astrological signs of every King of the Hill character – along with the Friends aligment chart, Matt Damon's Arthur appearance, and the inventor of the Speedo.

Somewhere along the way, Brad Pitt's performance in King of the Hill ("Patch Boomhauer", SSN8 EP1) is judged against his appearance in Friends ("The One with the Rumor", SSN8 EP9).

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Inglourious Basterds vs Ocean’s Twelve

Wed, 10 Jan 2018 05:40:07 GMT

It's time for.... THE BIG BOYS! Fan-favorite Inglourious Basterds – where Brad plays allied officer Aldo Raine – goes up against Ocean's Twelve, where Rusty Ryan is the thief of our hearts. Last season, Ocean's beat out "Too Young to Die?" – but can Rusty steal the show a second time in a row?

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Season Two Intro (start here!)

Wed, 03 Jan 2018 05:48:26 GMT

WE'RE BACK! Welcome to the start of March Bradness, Season Two – and welcome, new listeners, because we're using this episode as a jumping-off point so you don't have to listen to Season One (although you're more than welcome to). In this episode, we talk about what Bradness is, our findings from Season One, what the show's all about, and some exciting announcements and format changes for Season Two. It's a rip roaring good time.

Journalistic integrity alert: although Sarah said that "Obama follows Jack on Twitter" (@ jh_moore) it would appear that the POTUS of our dreams does not, in fact, follow Jack on Twitter. Sarah swears on her life that this was once the case, and wonders what Jack could have possibly posted about sports to prompt an unfollow.

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20. Cutting Class vs Contact

Wed, 22 Nov 2017 04:06:26 GMT

Guys... it's the SEASON FINALE. First, Brad Pitt stars in Cutting Class – an amazingly cheesy 80's slasher flick. Is he the killer or not?! Next up is Contact (1992... not the alien movie) – which we flew to LA to screen at the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences!!! It was awesome. Let us tell you all about it.

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19.5 Future Episode

Wed, 15 Nov 2017 05:41:33 GMT

Next week is our season finale, but this week, we'd like to tell you about what to expect and when in the upcoming season. Join us as we gaze into the future with Brad Pitt standing behind us, a hand on each of our shoulders, nodding sagely.

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19. Spy Game vs Happy Feet Two

Wed, 08 Nov 2017 04:22:59 GMT

Pinch, pinch! It's Brad Pitt as Will the Krill... he's coming to getchya. Will he steal your heart as an actual krill in Happy Feet Two, America's most classic and well-loved animated children's movie? Or will Brad sneak his way to victory as Tom Bishop the spy in Spy Game? It's the prequel to our season finale. You don't wanna miss this.

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18.5 Signs

Wed, 01 Nov 2017 03:16:55 GMT

In this episode we discuss Brad Pitt being in M. Night Shyamalan’s Signs, but more importantly topics such as: the beefiest boy Hannah would have a crush on, Halloween illnesses, and Brad Pitt’s nipples.

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18. Babel vs The Devil’s Own

Wed, 25 Oct 2017 02:47:04 GMT

When we heard Brad Pitt did an Irish accent in The Devil's Own, we were concerned. Are we still concerned? We can't tell you that – it'd spoil the episode. Can Babel talk a big enough talk to give Irish Brad a run for his gold?

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17.5 Raising Arizona

Wed, 18 Oct 2017 03:13:19 GMT

Have you ever wondered if Brad Pitt should steal a baby? We know he has a lot of them already, but you could always use one more. We investigate further in this episode.

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17. Happy Together vs Seven Years in Tibet

Wed, 11 Oct 2017 06:23:01 GMT

This week, join us as we spend approximately two minutes with one Brad, and seven years with the other. In Happy Together, Brad plays a snarky college kid. In Seven Years in Tibet, Brad teaches a young Dalai Lama how the sun works and does a really bad German accent. We're getting down to it, folks.

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Micro Episode

Wed, 04 Oct 2017 04:52:33 GMT

We were in LA this week, so we leave you with a micro episode, some quick updates and a story about Brad Pitt the tomato farmer!

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16. A Stoning in Fulham County vs Troy

Wed, 27 Sep 2017 05:27:00 GMT

It's rocks versus sticks when these two Brads go to battle. Can the claiping (i.e. throwing rocks at the Amish as a hobby) baby Brad of A Stoning in Fulham County stand up against mostly-abs, skirt wearing Brad as Achilles in Troy??? Better get your headphones on.

PLUS – we're going to LA!!

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Mini-Episode: Brad Pitt in 13 Going on 30

Wed, 20 Sep 2017 13:11:27 GMT

Ice, ice, baby. Who would you rather have giving you a strip-tease in baggy underwear – Brad Pitt, or some other dude? Hint: it's Brad Pitt, in our preferable alternate universe where Brad is Jenna Rink's hockey player boyfriend in 13 Going on 30.

PS – it's your last week to donate to our Indiegogo campaign and help us get to LA to screen a rare Brad Pitt film!

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15. Ocean’s Thirteen vs Johnny Suede

Wed, 13 Sep 2017 03:59:16 GMT

Brad is BACK for the third and final movie in the Ocean's trilogy. How will Rusty stack up against smooth-talking skeezeball Johnny Suede? Will he be charmed by Johnny's beautiful suede shoes and pompadeur? Will he charm us? Featuring special guest Katelyn Davidson, Ocean's Expert.

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Mini-Episode: Brad Pitt Memento

Wed, 06 Sep 2017 04:48:02 GMT

We just can't remember to forget Brad Pitt in Memento. It's almost like Christopher Nolan wanted our golden boy to play Leonard all along.

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14. Killing Them Softly vs The Counselor

Wed, 30 Aug 2017 04:05:09 GMT

These movies really don't deserve to be talked about, but we're gonna do it anyway – because there's no length we won't go for Brad. Hitman goes up against Hitman in a showdown that will leave you reading the 2018 Ikea catalog.

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Mini-Episode: Brad Pitt in Best in Show

Wed, 23 Aug 2017 04:46:25 GMT

Where's Busy Bee??! Brad Pitt knows. Brad was born to play Hamilton Swan – the preppy, neurotic dog owner in Best in Show. He could pull off adult braces – plus, he loves dogs. ALSO: The Oscars emailed us back, and we need your help!

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13. Megamind vs By the Sea

Wed, 16 Aug 2017 04:56:42 GMT

Brad saves the day as Metro Man in Dreamworks Animation's Megamind, while Brad dukes it out with Angie and speaks okay French in By the Sea. It doesn't take a megamind to see his marriage is in trouble. PLUS – the Oscars emailed us back, and we need your help!

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Mini-Episode: Brad Pitt in Bee Movie

Wed, 09 Aug 2017 05:22:35 GMT

Brad Pitt's charm is so powerful, we're pretty sure that if Brad were inhabiting the body of a bee, you would fall in love with that bee. Jerry Seinfeld? Not so much. Enter: Brad Pitt in Bee Movie.

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12. Sleepers vs Fury

Wed, 02 Aug 2017 05:10:25 GMT

Well, we couldn't find Contact... so until the Oscars emails Sarah back, you get to listen to Sleepers vs Fury! Wardaddy Brad (we swear to God this is his canonical name) goes up again Brad as a District Attorney. PLUS, he kills a man with a HOT DOG CART!

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Mini Episode: Dream Daddy

Wed, 26 Jul 2017 06:00:33 GMT

Brad Pitt is the world's most eligible Dadchelor. If you make this guy in Dream Daddy, we guarantee the dads in the haunted cul-de-sac of Maple Bay will be lining up to date him.

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11. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button vs The Favor

Wed, 19 Jul 2017 05:40:26 GMT

Brad ages backwards from an old man baby in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, while Brad ages forward in The Favor. Two tales of fatherhood. Two hot Brads (when one isn't busy being an old man baby). This is one for the books.

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Mini-Episode: Brad Pitt Hosting Saturday Night Live

Wed, 12 Jul 2017 01:08:40 GMT

Hey, world – when's Brad Pitt gonna host Saturday Night Live? What's the big idea? He's a cool guy and he doesn't sing, so he wouldn't have to do a musical number. Hannah and Sarah explain.

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10. Ocean’s Twelve vs Too Young to Die?

Wed, 05 Jul 2017 04:06:23 GMT

Snack Brad returns! Hannah and Sarah are joined by special guest Anne Peterson to compare lovable thief Rusty (Ocean’s Twelve) with the VERY bad boy, Billy (Too Young to Die?). Only one comes out alive.

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9.5 Mini-Episode: Failure to Launch

Wed, 28 Jun 2017 04:34:04 GMT

Hannah and Sarah take down Matthew "hot dog water" McConaughey in this week's mini episode. Brad Pitt should have been in Failure to Launch... sort of.

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09. War Machine vs Friends: The One With the Rumor

Wed, 21 Jun 2017 04:28:42 GMT

This week on March Bradness, Brad Pitt's take on the war industrial complex in his latest, War Machine – VERSUS - Brad Pitt's take on the sitcom industrial complex in Friends: The One with the Rumor! Plus, Hannah and Sarah discuss the merits of a sympathy card and staying friends with your exes.

Featuring hosts Hannah and Sarah.

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8.5 Mini-Episode: Back to the Future

Wed, 14 Jun 2017 05:41:02 GMT

Quick: think of an iconic time traveling teen. He's cool, but not TOO cool - and he dresses really well. If you guessed Brad Pitt in Back to the Future, you're absolutely right.

Wait... which timeline are we in?

Featuring hosts Hannah & Sarah.

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08. Allied vs The Image

Wed, 07 Jun 2017 04:02:53 GMT

A war-torn Brad from Allied (2016) goes up against Brad as energetic camera-man in The Image (1990). Will his youthful exhuberance be enough to put him in the running? Plus – we FINALLY get to talk about David Fincher and Brad Pitt teaming up for World War Z.

Featuring hosts Hannah and Sarah & special guest Raina Deerwater, host of 'There's Nothing Ironic About Show Choir: A Glee Podcast'

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7.5 Mini-Episode: The Witcher

Wed, 31 May 2017 04:07:12 GMT

Netflix recently announced it will be producing The Witcher as a TV series. We here at March Bradness have one humble request: Brad Pitt as Geralt, the handsomest man in the world with perfect hair and TWO swords.

Featuring hosts Hannah & Sarah and special guest Anne!

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07. Kalifornia vs Sinbad

Wed, 24 May 2017 12:56:14 GMT

This week, Brad Pitt plays a redneck serial killer and a cartoon pirate. It's a swashbuckling good time as they battle it out for victory. Plus – Brad looking cute as a button on Stephen Colbert's "Big Questions with Even Bigger Stars".

Featuring hosts Hannah and Sarah.

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6.5 Mini-Episode: Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron

Wed, 17 May 2017 04:52:51 GMT

Who's the most beloved horse in the world? It's Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron. Who's the best actor of all time? Duh – it's Brad Pitt. Put 'em together and what do you get? THE PERFECT MOVIE.

Featuring hosts Hannah & Sarah.

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06. Thelma & Louise vs Cool World

Wed, 10 May 2017 04:34:04 GMT

Who's our favorite heart-throb with a hairdryer in his pants and a smile that could drive 'ya towards a life of crime? It's Brad Pitt, in Thelma & Louise! But wait?? Who's that knocking?? It's the Cool World Police - run by Brad Pitt! His job is to stop people from trying to f*** cartoons. These two are gonna duke it out, and you'd better be there to listen. PLUS, this week: Brad opens up about his divorce for the first time in his exclusive GQ interview. Read it. Hear about it. See Brad Pitt lounging in various national parks.
Featuring hosts Hannah and Sarah, panelists Joe Jack and Maya, and extra special guest John Wilinski, animator and cartoonist!

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5.5 Mini-Episode: The Lost Boys

Wed, 03 May 2017 05:11:37 GMT

This one's so obvious, it's going to hurt. Brad Pitt should have been in The Lost Boys. This beloved, 80's punk vampire flick would have been taken to the next level by our flaxen-haired hero. I know, I know – seeing what we could have had is painful. Just take comfort that with the multiverse theory, somewhere out there, an alternate-you gets to enjoy this movie.

Featuring hosts Hannah & Sarah.

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05. Interview with the Vampire vs The Mexican

Wed, 26 Apr 2017 07:50:29 GMT

Cult classic Interview with the Vampire has arrived. Can this very pale Brad take a bite out of Brad as loveable-loser in The Mexican? Featuring special guest Rosemary Valero-O’Connell – Minneapolis cartoonist, illustrator, and Interview with the Vampire aficionado. A journey through rat eating, fake gay dads, and a shitty gun everyone wants for some reason.
Plus: the mysterious Cindi Fezler. Who is she? What does she know?

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4.5 Mini-Episode: Zoombies

Wed, 19 Apr 2017 04:14:24 GMT

Need more zombie-themed Brad content? How about... Brad Pitt making a guest appearance in the low-budget sci-fi flick "Zoombies", a movie about zoo animals gone bad? Thought so.

Featuring hosts Hannah & Sarah.

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04. World War Z vs Meet Joe Black

Wed, 12 Apr 2017 04:10:10 GMT

It's a fight to the death! The zombie killin' Brad of World War Z goes up against 90's rom-com Meet Joe Black, where Brad plays the personification of death. Could things get any more exciting??

Featuring hosts Hannah & Sarah.

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3.6 Super Bonus Episode: Gay Titanic

Wed, 05 Apr 2017 04:28:02 GMT

Surprise... we weren't done talking about Gay Titanic. Enjoy the Super Bonus Episode that nobody asked for, featuring a world where Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio co-star in everyone's favorite 1997 gay love story: Titanic. And nobody dies!

Featuring hosts Hannah & Sarah.

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3.5 Mini-Episode: Titanic

Wed, 05 Apr 2017 04:10:40 GMT

Do you ever wish Titanic was good? We could've had it all with Brad lending his leading-man charisma to this movie. We're even giving you two options in this mini-episode: Brad Pitt replacing Leonardo Dicaprio OR... Brad Pitt as Rose.

Featuring hosts Hannah & Sarah.

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03. A River Runs Through It vs Across the Tracks

Wed, 29 Mar 2017 04:38:07 GMT

We’re back in Montana! A River Runs Through It goes neck-and-neck against after-school special Across the Tracks, a prime Teen Brad. There’s fly fishing and fighting and running galore. Plus: Brangelina’s olive oil venture. Where can we get our hands on a bottle?

Featuring hosts Hannah & Sarah and panelists Joe, Jack and Maya.

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2.5 Mini-Episode: Magic Mike

Wed, 22 Mar 2017 04:34:09 GMT

Magic Mike is the arthouse film about male strippers you never knew you needed. Everything is perfect... except for Matthew McConaughey and his stringy body (no offense, Matt). In this mini-episode, we propose that Brad Pitt take over the role of Dallas instead – and we'll tell you exactly why.

Featuring hosts Hannah & Sarah.

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02. Legends of the Fall vs Mr. and Mrs. Smith

Wed, 15 Mar 2017 04:42:18 GMT

In Legends of the Fall, a wild-inside Brad Pitt pulls out a man's still-warm heart. Meanwhile, in Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Brad Pitt warms *our* hearts in a Brangelina classic. Listen as the Brads battle for victory in this divisive showdown.

Featuring hosts Hannah & Sarah and panelists Joe, Jack and Maya.

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1.5 Mini-Episode: Hell or High Water

Wed, 08 Mar 2017 04:18:18 GMT

Welcome to the first in a series of mini-episodes, where we will be re-imagining movies that Brad Pitt should have been in. First up, Hell or High Water – a recent Academy Award nominee about a pair of brothers robbing banks in Texas. It was a pretty good film, but you know what would have made it even better? Brad Pitt in a cowboy hat.

Featuring hosts Hannah & Sarah.

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01. Ocean’s Eleven vs Dark Side of the Sun

Wed, 01 Mar 2017 06:17:34 GMT

It's the first episode... ever! Brad's iconic Ocean's Eleven goes head to head with his very first movie, Dark Side of the Sun – in which he plays a man who wears a gimp suit because he is allergic to sunlight. Will Shrimp Brad or Gimp Brad win? Featuring hosts Hannah & Sarah.

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00. The Kickoff

Sat, 18 Feb 2017 22:42:44 GMT

Welcome to the preliminary episode of March Bradness! Tune in to hear our origin story, a scientific explanation of the bracket, musings on Brad Pitt's celebrity status, and a preview of what's to come. Let the Bradness begin.

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