Million Movie Men

Rob Schneider is The Rock in Moana

Thu, 16 Apr 2026 04:00:00 GMT

Jason breaks down a lawsuit about Bob and his failure to get a proper sex cult up and running.

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True Justice

Mon, 13 Apr 2026 04:00:00 GMT

It's like Walker Texas Ranger if everyone had down syndrome.

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Chuck Norris vs the world

Fri, 03 Apr 2026 04:00:00 GMT

Sometimes life gives you a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Predator Badlands

Fri, 06 Mar 2026 05:00:00 GMT

What do you people want from a damn predator movie. This is the best we gonna get deal with it jerks!

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Joel Cohen is the leader of ICE

Fri, 27 Feb 2026 05:00:00 GMT

It's a after dark episode and we dig deep on Epstein, ICE, The super bowl, the Cohen brothers, and Johnny Depp's problematic Tonto.

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Fifty shades of Frog

Fri, 23 Jan 2026 05:00:00 GMT

We know you are listening Scientologist and we regret nothing! We do apologize to Colin Hanks we love you!

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SINNERS

Fri, 16 Jan 2026 05:00:00 GMT

We review this movie top and bottom for real this time.

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As above so below

Thu, 16 Oct 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Spooky season is here and so are the scares, well at least two in this under cooked catastrophe

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The Fantastic Four First Steps

Thu, 09 Oct 2025 04:00:00 GMT

FUN FACT when reshooting this movie they forgot to add back the Character Development for any of the heroes.

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Superman

Thu, 31 Jul 2025 04:00:00 GMT

This is how you do a fucking Superman movie!

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After Dark

Fri, 25 Jul 2025 04:00:00 GMT

We discuss various topics and other things, and I don't remember because we recorded this weeks ago.

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The Accountant 2

Fri, 18 Jul 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Wow, this stinks!

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After Dark

Thu, 26 Jun 2025 04:00:00 GMT

We almost had a great bit, but someone literally pulled the plug, Jason!

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Ballerina

Thu, 19 Jun 2025 04:00:00 GMT

This could have been the next chapter; instead, they decided to botch it, not just rip off the series - it's a spinoff of!!!

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Hellboy 1&2

Mon, 09 Jun 2025 04:00:00 GMT

The fact that Guillermo del Toro won Best Picture with a movie about a fish having relations with a human woman is stranger than fiction!

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Mission impossible The Final Reckoning

Mon, 02 Jun 2025 04:00:00 GMT

A bloated mess of a grand finale that overexplains and gets so redundant it's exhausting. The movie whimpers to a truly unsatisfactory end to a truly great franchise.

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Thunderbolts

Sun, 11 May 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Thunderbolts* the best marvel movie since endgame! ALSO DO NOT EAT 12 SUGAR FREE VANILLA WAFERS IN A ROW TRUST!

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After Dark

Mon, 21 Apr 2025 04:00:00 GMT

We dig deep in this hour-long riff about a lot of different things, but mostly the movie wanted, huffing gas as youths, and a few stories from Cody's traumatic childhood.

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Blade Trilogy

Fri, 18 Apr 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Wesley Snipes is blade and Ryan Reynolds is the best part in the third film.

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Novocaine

Sat, 12 Apr 2025 15:53:18 GMT

Everyone's favorite nepo baby stars in this passable movie that doesn't have Sofia Carson in it.

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Captain America Brave New World

Fri, 21 Mar 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Harrison Ford saves this paint by the numbers flick. God I hope daredevil born again is good!

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The Accountant

Fri, 14 Mar 2025 04:00:00 GMT

This movie kicks ass and so does Ben Affleck!

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Boy Kills World

Fri, 07 Mar 2025 05:00:00 GMT

We catch up on the latest with the triple M boys. Cody's mic messes up halfway through, but they are poor and can't be replace it, oh well. Funny haha.

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Beverly Hills Cop

Mon, 15 Jul 2024 04:00:00 GMT

We are ready for another round and we start with a classic!

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Recap episode

Mon, 02 Oct 2023 04:00:00 GMT

The ups and the downs we review the 39 episodes were we gave insightful intelligent movie reviews!

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Drive

Mon, 25 Sep 2023 04:00:00 GMT

AND A REAL HERO!!!!

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LA Confidential

Mon, 18 Sep 2023 04:00:00 GMT

We talk about this classic Film that we both watch for the first time. We try to start beef with some B list celebs so we can fight them on PPV for money!

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Police Story 2 & 3

Tue, 12 Sep 2023 02:59:02 GMT

Hey now your in margaritaville all star! Jackie Chan movies brother!

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Police Story

Mon, 28 Aug 2023 04:00:00 GMT

Police story has action, drama, romance, and Jackie Chan on the vocals baby! Plus our in house band Chinese Cow covers Dj Furys "hit" song I eat the booty!

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TMNT

Tue, 15 Aug 2023 02:15:53 GMT

My dog will not stop squeaking his new toy get over it !

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Oppenheimer

Tue, 08 Aug 2023 02:03:59 GMT

We seen Pugh's tits on the big screen and it was important to the story!

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Barbie

Mon, 31 Jul 2023 04:00:00 GMT

We talk about the cult classic greatest movie ever made sound of freedom, and when we get a chance Barbie which is pretty good too.

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The northman part 2

Mon, 17 Jul 2023 04:00:00 GMT

Spiderman across the spiderverse is in here somewhere.

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The Northman part 1

Mon, 10 Jul 2023 04:14:57 GMT

Indiana Jones and the dial of destiny is talked about somewhere in here.

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The flash

Mon, 03 Jul 2023 04:00:00 GMT

This movie is good but not enough to keep letting Ezra Miller get away with his shit, maybe the sequel will get him to that level though.

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The Warriors

Mon, 26 Jun 2023 04:00:00 GMT

This movie is gritty, action packed, thrilling and a lot rapey.

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Ferris Bueller's Day off

Mon, 12 Jun 2023 04:00:00 GMT

The best movie about skipping school and banging your hot girlfriend.

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There Will be blood

Mon, 05 Jun 2023 04:00:00 GMT

We talk about Daniel Day Lewis , Larry the cable guy, and Awkwafina.

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John Wick Chapter 4

Tue, 30 May 2023 02:19:36 GMT

We decided to just do John Wick Chapter 4 and that's what we did.

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John Wick

Mon, 15 May 2023 04:04:28 GMT

We watch the mediocre first entry to what will become one of the greatest action franchise in the world.

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Shane

Mon, 08 May 2023 04:00:00 GMT

Shane SHANE SHANE SHANE SHANE SHANE SHANE SHANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Deliverance

Mon, 01 May 2023 04:19:18 GMT

We watch this feel good comedy about a couple of bros broing down.

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Singing in the rain

Mon, 24 Apr 2023 04:21:53 GMT

We didn't watch the movie but learned lot about animals, war, and how glass jars should be filled with water before use.

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Doctor Strangelove or: How I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb

Mon, 17 Apr 2023 04:00:00 GMT

We finally watch a Kubrick film in which Cody doesn't just whine about the whole time!

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Pulp Fiction

Mon, 10 Apr 2023 04:00:00 GMT

People keep asking if we are back I'm thinking yeah we are back!

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Special Presentation Cocaine Bear

Mon, 20 Mar 2023 04:00:00 GMT

Cody paid 26 bucks for Cocaine Bear just wanted to talk about it.

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Sullivan's Travles

Mon, 13 Mar 2023 04:00:00 GMT

We don't have a lot to talk about when it comes to this movie and so we just ramble on for about an hour.

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In The Heat Of The Night

Mon, 06 Mar 2023 05:00:00 GMT

We end Racism and sing a lot.

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Rocky

Mon, 27 Feb 2023 05:00:00 GMT

We talk about love on the spectrum (Rocky). A movie that was written in three days speaking of threesomes we talk about those as well,

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Yankee Doodle Dandy

Wed, 22 Feb 2023 02:32:42 GMT

We talk about Joan Leslie's adorableness. A movie about a guy that never had to overcome much and then did and was very awesome and successful!

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Star Wars

Mon, 13 Feb 2023 05:00:00 GMT

This movie has divided audiences and also the triple m boys!

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Toy Story

Mon, 06 Feb 2023 05:00:00 GMT

We watched this movie so hard and its a good movie. 10/10

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Special Presentation Never Back Down

Mon, 30 Jan 2023 05:00:00 GMT

We sat down to found out if never back down is really better than the karate kid. We also have a special guest, join Cody, Chad, and Jason for a nonstop thrill ride of 25 year old teenagers and homeless gym owners.

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Taxi Driver

Mon, 23 Jan 2023 05:00:00 GMT

You reading this? You reading this? I don't see anything else you could be reading so you must be reading this!

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2001 A Space odyssey

Mon, 16 Jan 2023 05:00:00 GMT

We review 2001 A movie? About life? About stuff? About things? About space!

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The Wizard Of Oz

Mon, 09 Jan 2023 05:00:00 GMT

We decided to play a game of what happens next with a porn parody of this classic film.

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The Maltese Falcon

Mon, 02 Jan 2023 05:00:00 GMT

No real detective work goes into this story of Sam Spade just falling into a fast and convoluted adventure.

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It's a wonderful life

Mon, 26 Dec 2022 05:00:00 GMT

A idiot man turns down money left and right to have four kids and crippling debt A.K.A the American dream baby!

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High Noon

Mon, 19 Dec 2022 05:00:00 GMT

The movie about a bunch of cowards not wanting to help a 50 year old ex sheriff that married a 21 year old woman to kill 4 people.

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Bonnie & Clyde

Mon, 12 Dec 2022 05:00:00 GMT

This "classic" movie is for the birds. Warren Beatty's take on Bonnie & Clyde is hilarious and stupid. This feels more like a parody then a big buget blockbuster.

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Special Presentation Commando

Mon, 05 Dec 2022 05:00:00 GMT

We wanted to mix it up and do something not on the AFI list, but is in our top 100. We watch the terminator kill everyone in 11 hours in utter amazement and arousal in this special episode.

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Annie Hall

Mon, 28 Nov 2022 05:00:00 GMT

The triple M boys talk about love, life, and scat! They also get around to talking about Annie Hall.

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All About Eve

Mon, 21 Nov 2022 05:00:00 GMT

The all around perfection that is this 1950 classic All About Eve. We have a third chair sitting in on this episode because with a special movie you need a very special guest.

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Schindler's list

Mon, 14 Nov 2022 05:00:00 GMT

This is a tough one to get through but with a little imagination, and a lot of Kanye West/Anne Frank jokes we did it! We review Schindler's list.

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Jaws

Mon, 07 Nov 2022 05:00:00 GMT

The triple M boys review the classic Jaws. We have a special guest in this episode to help break down how Jaws got a PG rating.

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The silence of the lambs

Mon, 31 Oct 2022 05:37:19 GMT

Happy Halloween! We are watching the movie that dared to ask, Can a softcore porn director make a film about a hot lady detective and a Cannibal? The answer is yes! Listen to us talk about how well Jodie does a southern accent, and how well Anthony Hopkins does at not blinking. The million movie men review The silence of the lambs.

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Psycho

Mon, 24 Oct 2022 05:12:32 GMT

This week we dive into Psycho. We talk a lot about about how Norman Bates mother was a MILF.

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Vertigo

Mon, 17 Oct 2022 05:02:13 GMT

Cody and Chad review a film that asks the question of why would any of this shit happen. 1960 Vertigo is number 9 on the AFI'S 100 greatest movies of all time but number 57 in our hearts.

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