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Dan Makes Gerald Watch: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Fri, 13 Nov 2020 23:08:41 GMT

Welcome to a new wizarding world. Gerald has never seen the Harry Potter franchise of movies and they're Dan's favorite book series, so naturally, this is a perfect series to come to _ Makes _ Watch. What houses are Dan and Gerald sorted into? Is this movie fine? Is Gerald a fan of the series from the get-go? You can only find out by listening!

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Gerald Makes Dan Watch: Halloween 2018

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 17:30:42 GMT

It's the finale of our Halloween series(thank God!) How does Dan feel about the latest entry until Halloween Kills? Is this a better story than Halloween H20? How dumb is the nickname Hallow-Queens? All of this and more will be answered!

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Gerald Makes Dan Watch: Rob Zombie's Halloween and Halloween 2

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 01:33:17 GMT

This week, Gerald has really angered Dan on this one. I'm not even willing to hide it, I fucking hated these movies. Listen to an hour long bitch-fest about one of the hackiest directors of all time. I love you.

Also, we're taking a break next week since we're not going to be able to record at all. We'll be back in time for Halloween 2018 to release on Halloween day. Until then, check out our Film Fest 919 coverage.

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Gerald Makes Dan Watch: Halloween Resurrection

Sun, 11 Oct 2020 22:23:38 GMT

We're back again with another week Gerald Makes Dan Watch, this time it's Halloween Resurrection. Is this another low point for the series? How many more Dan-Gerald Patreon series will there be? Does Tyra Banks have the star power to carry the movie? One of these questions will not be answered. Find out which one!

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Gerald Makes Dan Watch: Halloween H20 - Twenty Years Later

Sun, 04 Oct 2020 21:15:54 GMT

Yes, that's somehow the full title. No, that makes no sense. But it's another edition of Gerald Makes Dan Watch! Gerald claims its a return to form for the franchise but what does that mean to Dan? Listen to find out.

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Gerald Makes Dan Watch: Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers

Sun, 27 Sep 2020 14:02:07 GMT

It's here, the final episode of suffering for Gerald as we continue the Halloween series. How much does a cult help Dan enjoy the movie? What about all the blood letting? And how much of a difference does the Producer's Cut make? Find out on this episode of Dragon Ball Z...

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Gerald Makes Dan Watch: Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers.

Fri, 18 Sep 2020 04:01:00 GMT

Another week, another Halloween movie. However this time, it's Gerald who has the problems with the movie, cursing himself multiple times for allowing this to continue. How much crazier has Loomis gotten? How's Michael Myers doing after his day at the water park? And Dan surprises all with his favorite part of the movie.

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Gerald Makes Dan Watch: Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers

Fri, 11 Sep 2020 15:29:08 GMT

It's another week and another Halloween movie but at least this one doesn't feature Tom Atkins right? Michael Myers has returned and that means that maybe the series will return to "fine" form. Find out as Dan watches along with Gerald and we discuss such things as what Dan does to entertain himself during movies, burn scars, and Usain Bolt

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Gerald Makes Dan Watch: Halloween 3: Season of the Witch

Fri, 04 Sep 2020 22:06:19 GMT

It's time for Season of the Witch. Which one of us says that this movie is "an abomination before god?". And who just loves it because reasons? Well it's fun one so make sure you stick around for the very end when we discuss a particular song.

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Gerald Makes Dan Watch: Halloween 2

Fri, 28 Aug 2020 12:55:28 GMT

This post is late because Patreon was down until after midnight last night, because I can't have too much good in one week. Regardless, the second eppy of Gerald Makes Dan Watch is here.

How does the hospital set movie feel? Is that plot reveal the dumbest? What's the best kill? And maybe most importantly, how does Dan feel about Halloween 2? All of these questions are answered plus even more.

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Gerald Makes Dan Watch: Halloween(1978)

Sat, 22 Aug 2020 01:51:09 GMT

It's finally here! Gerald is a horror guy, if you didn't know, and Dan has never seen a single Halloween movie. It's a match made in heaven.

Halloween is Gerald's favorite horror movie of all time so is this pairing a disaster from the word "go"? Listen and find out!

Make sure you listen to Gerald's show at https://twopeasonpodcast.podbean.com/ so he can stop saying that he's going to stop podcasting.

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Ashlee Makes Dan Watch: Point Break

Fri, 10 Jul 2020 02:22:42 GMT

Oh how the turntables. After suffering through 21 movies, Ashlee finally cashes in her free movie coupon to make Dan watch Point Break. What does Dan think? How many times does he directly compare this movie to The Fast and the Furious? Listen in and find out.

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Dan Makes Ashlee Watch: Fast & Furious Presents Hobbs & Shaw

Sun, 05 Jul 2020 21:24:27 GMT

Our Dan Makes Ashlee Watch series is finally coming to an end(for now) as we finalize the Fast & Furious series(for now). Listen in as we dissect The Rock and Jason Statham led movie. Plus we rank the whole damn franchise!

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Dan Makes Ashlee Watch: F8 of the Furious

Fri, 03 Jul 2020 02:13:50 GMT

Sorry for the late post but it's the finale of the numbered Fast & Furious movies. Does Paul Walker's absence hinder her enjoyment? What does she think of Charlize's hair? All of these questions and more are answered!

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Dan Makes Ashlee Watch: Furious 7

Fri, 19 Jun 2020 02:11:22 GMT

We've come to the end of Paul Walker! How does Ashlee think the whole death of Paul Walker was handled? Did the lack of The Rock affect her enjoyment? How does she like the characters having superpowers? Find out all this and more now!

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Dan Makes Ashlee Watch: Fast & Furious 6

Fri, 12 Jun 2020 01:39:27 GMT

Welcome back to another Dan Makes Ashlee Watch. Fast & Furious 6 is on the menu this week so what does Ashlee think of this one. The franchise is on the upswing after 5 so listen in to see if it can keep up the momentum.

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Dan Makes Ashlee Watch: Fast 5

Fri, 05 Jun 2020 02:56:16 GMT

So, it's the best movie of the franchise(according to iMDB) but what does notorious hater of this franchise Ashlee think? How much does The Rock add to the equation? Does she like that there are no races? Does she figure out what the timeline is? All this and more answered on this latest episode.

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Dan Makes Ashlee Watch: Fast and Furious

Fri, 29 May 2020 04:00:02 GMT

Welcome patrons to another Furious edition of Dan Makes Ashlee Watch. It's now the 4th movie in the series with the puzzlingly named Fast and Furious. How does Ashlee feel about this one? Did the Paul Walker/Vin Diesel reunion do anything for her? Find out by listening of course!

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Dan Makes Ashlee Watch: 2 Fast 2 Furious & The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Fri, 22 May 2020 00:24:21 GMT

So yes, we missed last week. But we're doubling up for you guys with 2 Fast 2 Furious and The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift. Can Ashlee make it through all 9 of these or will there be a murder-suicide in our home?

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Dan Makes Ashlee Watch: The Fast and the Furious

Fri, 08 May 2020 01:25:59 GMT

It's time for Ashlee to watch Dan's favorite movie franchise, Fast and Furious. Will she become a gear head after the completion or question her choices? The only way to find out is to listen(or go to her letterboxd).

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Dan Makes Ashlee Watch: Star Wars Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker

Wed, 08 Apr 2020 03:19:10 GMT

It's finally here. The finale to our Star Wars series. How does this movie stack up in the franchise?

Too Fast!

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Dan Makes Ashlee Watch: Star Wars Episode VIII - The Last Jedi

Wed, 01 Apr 2020 02:14:58 GMT

t's our Ozymandius. This had been the only Star Wars movie Ashlee had seen before we started this series. Did it help her digest it?

Plus more questions answered such as: Why is the salt red?, What's up with Leia and the Force?, Why a casino planet? and more as this series draws to a close.

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Dan Makes Ashlee Watch: Episode VII - The Force Awakens

Wed, 25 Mar 2020 02:17:53 GMT

Shalomie mah homies. It's time for another exciting episode of Dan Makes Ashlee Watch. What does Ashlee think about the first Disney Star Wars film? Is Rey a good protagonist? Is Kylo Ren Diet Anakin Skywalker? What's a BB-8?

These questions are answered as the series rolls on.

Stay safe and wash your hands.

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Dan Makes Ashlee Watch: Star Wars Episode 6 - Return of the Jedi

Wed, 18 Mar 2020 01:32:41 GMT

The Original Trilogy is over. But has it been redeemed in the eyes of the Shlee? Are Ewoks the worst? How old are Luke and Leia? How much of the plot holes can be explained away using the Force? The answers to these questions and more as I wait for Julio to screenshot his Patreon notification.

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Dan Makes Ashlee Watch: Star Wars Episode 5 - The Empire Strikes Back

Wed, 11 Mar 2020 02:12:52 GMT

We're on to the best! The internet says that Empire is the best movie in the whole franchise but what does Ashlee think? Plus, find out more about the cottage cheese lasagna as Dan will never let this die.

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Dan Makes Ashlee Watch: Star Wars Episode 4 - A New Hope

Wed, 04 Mar 2020 03:16:16 GMT

It's Original Trilogy time! But does that mean the franchise has turned a corner? And what effect, if any, did George Lucas's post-launch meddling have on our viewing experience? You gotta listen to find out!

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Dan Makes Ashlee Watch: Rogue One - A Star Wars Story

Wed, 26 Feb 2020 02:28:01 GMT

As we draw ever closer to the Original Trilogy, we finally get to a movie in the series that Dan recommends. But what does Ashlee think? Is Jyn Erso a good enough character? Is the third act as great as its hyped up to be? How's Grand Moff Tarkin look? All of these questions and more are answered as the series jumps into hyperspace.

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Dan Makes Ashlee Watch: Solo - A Star Wars Story

Wed, 19 Feb 2020 02:35:36 GMT

Into uncharted territory we go. Dan hasn't seen this one either so it's time to go in blind as we discuss this Disney created movie. How was Alden Ehrenriech? Do the performances translate across without having seen the Original Trilogy? Find out these answers and more as Ashlee's suffering continues.

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Dan Makes Ashlee Watch: Star Wars Episode 3 - Revenge of the Sith

Thu, 13 Feb 2020 03:30:52 GMT

It's the finale to the prequel series and Ashlee is ready! Is she willing to go against the grain and rate it highly or is the prequel series just not her jam. Find out by simply listening!

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Dan Makes Ashlee Watch: Star Wars Episode 2 - Attack of the Clones

Wed, 05 Feb 2020 02:35:24 GMT

This week, it's time for Episode 2. How many times does Dan get the subtitle wrong? How many different pronunciations of Sifo-Dyas can we come up with? How far does Dan lead Ashlee astray with incorrect backstory? The only way to know is to listen to this heated episode.

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Revenge of the Forgotten Dic Pick 05: Two Graves

Fri, 31 Jan 2020 00:43:21 GMT

Two Graves. In a van. And then the heroin hits, and that's when everything gets knocked into first gear as Dan and Caleb discuss this 2018 British thriller.

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Dan Makes Ashlee Watch: Star Wars Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace

Wed, 29 Jan 2020 01:17:14 GMT

In this patron exclusive series, Dan will have his girlfriend Ashlee, who has never seen a Star Wars, watch the entire series. They tackle why Dan, not a fan of Star Wars, is having Ashlee watch it in the first place, George Lucas' directing style, and Rita Wilson's filmography.

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Worst Originals of 2019

Thu, 09 Jan 2020 00:17:01 GMT

Get ready for a bitch-fest. We're talking about the worst stuff that we watched on Netflix this year. Did IO run the gauntlet or is there something that's possibly worse?

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Revenge of the Forgotten Dic Pick 04: Chocolate City: Vegas Strip

Tue, 24 Dec 2019 02:44:19 GMT

This month, we're talking about a male stripper movie. Just listen to understand that amazing experience that we had viewing and talking about it.

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Revenge of the Forgotten Dic Pick 03: The Prince

Mon, 25 Nov 2019 02:44:08 GMT

This month, we talk about a movie starring Bruce Willis and John Cusack made in 2014. That should tell you the level of quality of the movie on its own.

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Revenge of the Forgotten Dic Pick: The Bye Bye Man

Sat, 26 Oct 2019 15:18:15 GMT

In our second installment of Revenge of the Forgotten Dic Pick, we watched the "horror movie" The Bye Bye Man. What's funnier: Dan playing a game while watching the movie or the reviews left on iMDB? You gotta listen to find out!

Thanks for being wonderful patrons to our show.

Also, Nick, Briana and Bill, head over to the 4th qtr patron request thread and pick your movie you want us to watch. You're all beautiful.

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Revenge of the Forgotten Dic Pick: UFOs: The Best Evidence Ever Caught on Tape

Thu, 26 Sep 2019 01:10:57 GMT

Today begins a new monthly Patreon series as we go through the old Dic Picks that didn't win the Facebook poll and review them anyway. The twist is that only you patrons get it!

On this month's edition, we talk about how UFOs aren't real, laugh at Jonathan Frakes career, and Caleb tries his hardest to make sure that Julio doesn't stay a patron of our podcast.

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Random Topic 001: Pokemon

Thu, 08 Aug 2019 23:32:01 GMT

Hi, yes, you read that correctly. Every month we're gonna talk about something with no real connection to Netflix. So we gather 6 topics, 2 from $10 patrons, 2 from Dan, and 2 from Caleb, roll a six-sided die, and talk about about whatever topic comes up. We hope you enjoy and also prepare yourselves for the other monthly bonus episode that you'll see around the second half of August.

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July 2019 Patreon Bonus episode - Hectic Knife review

Wed, 17 Jul 2019 01:45:51 GMT

So in a prior podcast life, we used to be in the PodFix Network(more on that in a future bonus episode). We got passed along a screener because Caleb thought it would be funny for us to review a Troma film, considering our history with bad movies. This review is now nowhere else on the internet due to the PodFix Presents feed no longer existing. So as a special treat for you our patrons, here is our review of Hectic Knife, a movie you've never heard of and will probably never watch.

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AMA Episode (Early Release)

Sat, 13 Apr 2019 15:19:13 GMT

Hey there patrons. This episode will be officially released to the general public in about a month as we'll be at Caleb's wedding and too busy to watch whatever Netflix decides to shove out that weekend. As with anything that we record in advance, you get first access to it because you are all wonderful! Thanks for your questions and making this episode good-ass and robust!

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Episode 136: Triple Marketing Rant(Early Release)

Sat, 16 Mar 2019 23:19:18 GMT

This is weird. Most of the time, new Netflix releases hit on Fridays. Fortunately for us this week, Triple Frontier dropped on a Wednesday which allowed us to record early. So you patrons get the benefit of listening to the show 3 days early.

This week, Netflix cancelled One Day at a Time in a statement. We take them to task for their choice of words in the statement and discuss how their marketing is hurting their own brand. We also have review for Triple Frontier and Minimalism: A Documentary About the Important Things.

00:00:51 Intro

00:04:23 Quick Hits

00:13:06 What's Your Swill

00:16:26 News

00:43:14 Downstream

00:51:31 The Countdown. Find their show at https://thecountdownpc.podbean.com/

00:51:58 Triple Frontier Review

01:05:45 Triple Frontier Spoilers

001:09:57 Livestream for the Cure 3 promo. Find out more details at http://www.livestreamforthecure.com/

01:11:09 Dic Pick - Minimalism: A Documentary About the Important Things

Our episode of The IMDb Journey podcast: https://player.whooshkaa.com/episode?id=344893

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Top 5 Black Mirror Episodes (Early Release)

Wed, 27 Feb 2019 03:29:22 GMT

This was recorded in the middle of February so that we can have some pre-recorded content for Caleb's bachelor party in the middle of April. So here you go patrons, you get to hear Dan, Gerald, and Ashlee bicker back and forth and Caleb sometimes chimes in too.

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Worst of 2018

Mon, 07 Jan 2019 03:21:03 GMT

Just as the title says, we're talking about the worst of the worst of Netflix Originals from 2018 for you patrons. Hope you enjoy our suffering and look forward to the best of Netflix on Tuesday!

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Our Countdown List

Mon, 31 Dec 2018 12:26:48 GMT

Want to hear how losers come up with a list? Well here's your opportunity! Hear where Dan wants to put Stranger Things and how The Punisher got argued off the list.

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Dan and Caleb's Top 5 Albums

Sun, 02 Dec 2018 01:18:12 GMT

Thank you for loving us.

Thank you for being there.

All song clips belong to their respective owners and are included for review purposes only.

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The Damned Commentary

Thu, 01 Nov 2018 00:22:53 GMT

Guten tag. We're featured on Podbean but that doesn't mean we've forgotten you guys, our loyal patrons. So please enjoy our The Damned commentary where we talk more about what's going on with us than what's going on in the movie.

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We took a survey

Sat, 20 Oct 2018 15:38:35 GMT

If you've listened to this week's episode, we reference taking a survey several times in it. What Dan originally thought would take 5 minutes quickly turned into a 45 minute survey. That's been trimmed a bit for pauses and the like but it's still 36 minutes long. We hope you enjoy this exercise in excessive survey questions!

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10000 B.C. Commentary

Thu, 20 Sep 2018 01:43:19 GMT

What's that, a patron exclusive episode? Before you ask, yes we're ok. It's just time that you guys got something for your money. So every month, we'll be doing a Cautionary Tale of Netflix and will do a corresponding commentary track. Why did this one take so long? Well, my Netflix randomly kicked me out like 13 minutes in and it took a bit to reconfigure the whole thing. But it's finally here. Listen to our commentary while you watch the movie. Or don't, we don't care.

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Trade/Off: Full Metal Jacket/War Machine

Sun, 01 Apr 2018 04:00:59 GMT

Hello patrons. I've settled on how to release these going forward. I'll release one at the beginning of the month and then on the 15th of that month, it'll go public for everyone.

This time-up is Nick's episode. He gave me a Kubrick movie, even though he knows my thoughts on Kubrick. Is Kubrick still batting .000 or did he finally nail one?

I gave Nick 'War Machine', a movie that actually evokes a review very similar to one of his more notable reviews.

I'm set to record an episode of Trade/Off with Gerald on Tuesday but again, if you'd like to be on an episode, hit me up in a comment on this post or through any messaging means and we'll work something out.

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Trade/Off: The Guest/Rebirth

Tue, 06 Mar 2018 16:31:11 GMT

Oh hello patrons. You haven't gotten anything exclusive in a long while, so here's something. This is actually Corey's idea and he's letting us have it(since he's such a nice guy) but the general concept is that two people will come together and talk about two movies, both of which one person has seen but the other person hasn't. Let me know what you think about this as a regular production and if you guys like it, you'll get first dibs on taking part in these episodes.

We'll put this up for general consumption in roughly a week.

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PodFix's First Couple

Tue, 27 Feb 2018 20:41:46 GMT

Want to hear the lead-in to a commentary track that Ashlee and Dan recorded way back in October but hasn't been released yet?

This is the second time Dan and Ashlee ever talked and you can tell they're destined to be together.

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Bonus Episode 004: Outtakes - Cautionary Tales of Swords commentary with Nick

Tue, 19 Sep 2017 11:03:00 GMT

This is just a collection of nonsense left on the cutting room floor from waaaayyyyyyy back when we did our Cautionary Tales of Swords commentary with Epic Film Guy Nick. Presented in stunning 170 kbps MP3.

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Bonus Episode 003: Airplane vs Volcano Live Commentary

Sat, 16 Sep 2017 15:10:33 GMT

We don't do one-star reviews as often as we used to, so this was a special one. Caleb and I both decided to watch this 'amazing' movie together and combined our talents into 'praising it'. So sit back, grab a beer and listen to us tear apart this awful movie(seriously, don't watch it).

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Bonus Episode 001: Our Top 10 Movies of All Time

Sat, 16 Sep 2017 14:53:20 GMT

We wanted to do this episode as a baseline for our tastes. Nothing contentious really, just two guys talking about what they love.

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