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			<title>Term 3, Lesson 3: Who Invented Cricket?</title>
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			<title>ASK THE NINCOMPOOPS ARE BACK!</title>
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			<title>ASK THE CHRISTMAS NINCOMPOOPS live on Saturday 17th December at Kings Place in London!</title>
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			<title>ASK THE CHRISTMAS NINCOMPOOPS live on Saturday 17th December at Kings Place in London!</title>
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			<title>ASK THE NINCOMPOOPS live at the London Podcast Festival!</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2022 09:55:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Come and ask us your questions LIVE on Saturday 10th September 2022!</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode>
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			<title>Term 2, Episode 10: Why Does A Clock Tick?</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jan 2020 00:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.</p><br><p>But don't cry because you won't be unedumacated for much longer. Carrie Quinlan (a VERY clever grown-up) and Andy Stanton (who is also a VERY clever grown-up, thank you, actually) are here to educate the world's children and answer their soft, squashy brain questions using GROWN-UP KNOWLEDGE. It's time to....Ask The Nincompoops!</p><br><p>Today it's a return visit for miniscule imps ROSIE and DYLAN to be informed and educated by two very clever adults.</p><br><p>This podcast is suitable for all the family!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.</p><br><p>But don't cry because you won't be unedumacated for much longer. Carrie Quinlan (a VERY clever grown-up) and Andy Stanton (who is also a VERY clever grown-up, thank you, actually) are here to educate the world's children and answer their soft, squashy brain questions using GROWN-UP KNOWLEDGE. It's time to....Ask The Nincompoops!</p><br><p>Today it's a return visit for miniscule imps ROSIE and DYLAN to be informed and educated by two very clever adults.</p><br><p>This podcast is suitable for all the family!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Term 2, Lesson 9: Do Superheroes Take Holidays?</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Dec 2019 00:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Today it's a return visit for small humans AMY and ALICE to be informed and educated by two very clever adults.]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.</p><br><p>But don't cry because you won't be unedumacated for much longer. Carrie Quinlan (a VERY clever grown-up) and Andy Stanton (who is also a VERY clever grown-up, thank you, actually) are here to educate the world's children and answer their soft, squashy brain questions using GROWN-UP KNOWLEDGE. It's time to....Ask The Nincompoops!</p><br><p>Today it's a return visit for small humans AMY and ALICE to be informed and educated by two very clever adults.</p><br><p>This podcast is suitable for all the family!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.</p><br><p>But don't cry because you won't be unedumacated for much longer. Carrie Quinlan (a VERY clever grown-up) and Andy Stanton (who is also a VERY clever grown-up, thank you, actually) are here to educate the world's children and answer their soft, squashy brain questions using GROWN-UP KNOWLEDGE. It's time to....Ask The Nincompoops!</p><br><p>Today it's a return visit for small humans AMY and ALICE to be informed and educated by two very clever adults.</p><br><p>This podcast is suitable for all the family!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Ask The Nincompoops Christmas Special!</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Dec 2019 00:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>In this edumactational festive special, clever grown-ups Carrie Quinlan and Andy Stanton answer the Christmas questions sent into them by listeners to the Ask The Nincompoops podcast!</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
			<itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>In this edumactational festive special, Carrie Quinlan (a VERY clever grown-up) and Andy Stanton (who is also a VERY clever grown-up, thank you, actually) are answering the Christmas questions sent into them by listeners to the Ask The Nincompoops podcasts. </p><br><p>With a special guest all the way from Santa's workshop in the North Pole (via Hendon), this is the only podcast to be approved by Santa and most of his reindeer.</p><br><p>This podcast is suitable for all the family!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>Term 2, Lesson 8: If You Were On An Aeroplane With Your Least Favourite People, Who Would You Kick Off?</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Dec 2019 00:01:57 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Term 2, Lesson 7: Were Cavemen Actually Real?</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Dec 2019 14:56:48 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Term 2, Lesson 6: When We Get Tired of Walking, Why Can’t We Just Start Flying?</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Dec 2019 00:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Term 2, Lesson 5: What Are Trees For and Why Are They Everywhere?</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 29 Nov 2019 00:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.</p><br><p>But don't cry because you won't be unedumacated for much longer. Carrie Quinlan (a VERY clever grown-up) and Andy Stanton (who is also a VERY clever grown-up, thank you, actually) are here to educate the world's children and answer their soft, squashy brain questions using GROWN-UP KNOWLEDGE. It's time to....Ask The Nincompoops!</p><br><p>Today it's the turn of tiny squidlings DOUG and SEVAN to be informed and educated by two very clever adults.</p><br><p>This podcast is suitable for all the family!</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Term 2, Lesson 4: Why is Google called Google?</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 22 Nov 2019 00:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Term 2, Lesson 3: Why Don’t Dogs Poo in the Toilet?</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 15 Nov 2019 00:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Term 2, Lesson 2: What's The Point of Wasps?]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Term 2, Lesson 2: What's The Point of Wasps?]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 08 Nov 2019 00:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Term 2, Lesson 1: How Do Mirrors Make You See Yourself?</title>
			<itunes:title>Term 2, Lesson 1: How Do Mirrors Make You See Yourself?</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 01 Nov 2019 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Episode 8: Why Is Maths So Boring?</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2018 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Episode 7: How Do We Turn Into Sausages Into Energy?</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2018 03:00:02 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Episode 6: Why Are Oranges Called Oranges?</title>
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			<title>Episode 5: Why Is A Ruler Called A Ruler?</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2018 02:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Episode 4: Does Time Only Go Forward?</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Oct 2018 02:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Episode 3: Why Don't Humans Have Stripes?]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Episode 3: Why Don't Humans Have Stripes?]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2018 02:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Episode 2: What's the Opposite of a Kettle?]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2018 02:00:40 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Episode 1: Who Invented Cheese?</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2018 02:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>For the first time in human history, the tremendously clever grown-ups <strong>Andy Stanton</strong> (a bearded man behind the beloved Mr Gum books) and <strong>Carrie Quinlan</strong> (an unbearded woman who comes out of your radio) will be sharing the vast knowledge they've gained during their lifetimes with some children who, frankly, know nothing. Honestly, joking apart, these kids are almost shamefully ignorant. I blame the parents.</p><br><p>Armed with five questions, every episode sees two children being informed and educated by Carrie (a clever grown-up) and Andy (who is also a clever grown-up.) So if you want to know who invented cheese, why the grass is green, and whether this the best podcast you'll ever hear (the answer to the last one is 'yes', you can have that for free), then it's time for you to....Ask The Nincompoops!</p><br><p>This podcast is suitable for all the family!</p><br><p>This podcast is a member of the Great Big Owl family.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Ask The Nincompoops - Coming Friday 28th September 2018!</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Coming on Friday 28th September, it's Ask The Nincompoops! Andy Stanton and Carrie Quinlan will be sharing the vast knowledge they've gained during their lifetimes with some children who, frankly, know nothing.]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Coming on Friday 28th September, it's Ask The Nincompoops!</p><br><p>For the first time in human history, the tremendously clever grown-ups <strong>Andy Stanton</strong> (a bearded man behind the beloved Mr Gum books) and <strong>Carrie Quinlan</strong> (an unbearded woman who comes out of your radio) will be sharing the vast knowledge they've gained during their lifetimes with some children who, frankly, know nothing. Honestly, joking apart, these kids are almost shamefully ignorant. I blame the parents.</p><br><p>Armed with five questions, every episode sees two children being informed and educated by Carrie (a clever grown-up) and Andy (who is also a clever grown-up.) So if you want to know who invented cheese, why the grass is green, and whether this the best podcast you'll ever hear (the answer to the last one is 'yes', you can have that for free), then it's time for you to....Ask The Nincompoops!</p><br><p>This podcast is suitable for all the family! With the exception of Grandad, who will probably find it too "new-fangled" because it's a podcast. Sure, you've explained to him that it's just radio on-demand, but even that seems to go over his head. Why not just set him up with a sherry and try and keep him away from us, yeah? Thanks.</p><br><p>This podcast is a member of the Great Big Owl family.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Coming on Friday 28th September, it's Ask The Nincompoops!</p><br><p>For the first time in human history, the tremendously clever grown-ups <strong>Andy Stanton</strong> (a bearded man behind the beloved Mr Gum books) and <strong>Carrie Quinlan</strong> (an unbearded woman who comes out of your radio) will be sharing the vast knowledge they've gained during their lifetimes with some children who, frankly, know nothing. Honestly, joking apart, these kids are almost shamefully ignorant. I blame the parents.</p><br><p>Armed with five questions, every episode sees two children being informed and educated by Carrie (a clever grown-up) and Andy (who is also a clever grown-up.) So if you want to know who invented cheese, why the grass is green, and whether this the best podcast you'll ever hear (the answer to the last one is 'yes', you can have that for free), then it's time for you to....Ask The Nincompoops!</p><br><p>This podcast is suitable for all the family! With the exception of Grandad, who will probably find it too "new-fangled" because it's a podcast. Sure, you've explained to him that it's just radio on-demand, but even that seems to go over his head. Why not just set him up with a sherry and try and keep him away from us, yeah? Thanks.</p><br><p>This podcast is a member of the Great Big Owl family.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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