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This is a story about heroes. No, that’s too much. This is a story about what it takes to make a hero. Welcome to Erset La Tari, the Land of No Return!


This strange and mysterious realm teeters

ever on the verge of disaster, barely having survived the apocalyptic world curses! But from the ashes rose the Treaty of Budan and the nations of La Tari achieved a hard won peace. The starving were fed, calamitous war averted and a safe and prosperous zone established. But there were those who opposed the treaty- who chafed at silken shackles of peace. Villains who sought power at the expense of the land’s very survival! These vile ne'er do wells found power in the study of dark magicks and used their martial prowess to enslave their neighbours- forcing them to toil under a repressive yoke to further their selfish hunger for dark esoteric knowledge. So vast became the gap between the power of these villains and those of the forces of peace that the nations were forced to once again band together commissioning a fellowship of heroes, of champions, to meet the crisis head-on. Each a master of their respective art, willing and ready to meet these wicked casters in battle if and when the need arose.


This is a story of heroes and what it takes to make a hero. So turn back ye faint of heart! For I tell no word of a lie: Shit gets fucked really fast!

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This is a story about heroes. No, that’s too much. This is a story about what it takes to make a hero. Welcome to Erset La Tari, the Land of No Return!


This strange and mysterious realm teeters

ever on the verge of disaster, barely having survived the apocalyptic world curses! But from the ashes rose the Treaty of Budan and the nations of La Tari achieved a hard won peace. The starving were fed, calamitous war averted and a safe and prosperous zone established. But there were those who opposed the treaty- who chafed at silken shackles of peace. Villains who sought power at the expense of the land’s very survival! These vile ne'er do wells found power in the study of dark magicks and used their martial prowess to enslave their neighbours- forcing them to toil under a repressive yoke to further their selfish hunger for dark esoteric knowledge. So vast became the gap between the power of these villains and those of the forces of peace that the nations were forced to once again band together commissioning a fellowship of heroes, of champions, to meet the crisis head-on. Each a master of their respective art, willing and ready to meet these wicked casters in battle if and when the need arose.


This is a story of heroes and what it takes to make a hero. So turn back ye faint of heart! For I tell no word of a lie: Shit gets fucked really fast!

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]]> true Kier Zhou info+665e1e7953c212001361c1eb@mg-eu.acast.com 665e1e7953c212001361c1eb no-return-mageslayers serial https://assets.pippa.io/shows/cover/1717444160667-673c61c8fa32189c36a5b08b8372e000.jpeg https://noreturn.buzzsprout.com/ No Return: Mageslayers! Can We Get On With This Please?! Can We Get On With This Please?! Tue, 21 Oct 2025 20:38:33 GMT 34:45 68f7ef499f15badf8763a6b8 true https://shows.acast.com/no-return-mageslayers/episodes/can-we-get-on-with-this-please 68f7ef499f15badf8763a6b8 665e1e7953c212001361c1eb can-we-get-on-with-this-please full 7 Send us a text


The Party arrive in Terrqas to begin their side quest... but not everyone is happy with how the Reach Arc concluded.


Seilbh- Krissi Williams

Nikhol Ashorn- Cameron Gergett

Phaetra Coi- Danielle Thuen

Nanda Nall- Justin Fife

Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle- Dylan Smith

Cinnte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-Mair

Shain Sotalach- Adam Robinson 

Addison De Ara- Laura Duncan

Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran- Kier Zhou

Biksune Ree-  Taylor Michaels

Rebel Freeman- Alan Katsuro

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The Party arrive in Terrqas to begin their side quest... but not everyone is happy with how the Reach Arc concluded.


Seilbh- Krissi Williams

Nikhol Ashorn- Cameron Gergett

Phaetra Coi- Danielle Thuen

Nanda Nall- Justin Fife

Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle- Dylan Smith

Cinnte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-Mair

Shain Sotalach- Adam Robinson 

Addison De Ara- Laura Duncan

Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran- Kier Zhou

Biksune Ree-  Taylor Michaels

Rebel Freeman- Alan Katsuro

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]]> A Side Quest?! A Side Quest?! Sat, 13 Sep 2025 10:00:37 GMT 38:09 68c540c524c6e67e68051dce true https://shows.acast.com/no-return-mageslayers/episodes/a-side-quest 68c540c524c6e67e68051dce 665e1e7953c212001361c1eb a-side-quest full 6 Send us a text

Addison and Nanda try to unfuck the ending of the arc but the rest of the gang just won't stick to the script.

Lyrarch Scaram Anaheit- Tyler Moody

Seilbh- Krissi Williams

Nikhol Ashorn- Cameron Gergett

Phaetra Coi- Danielle Thuen

Nanda Nall- Justin Fife

Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle- Dylan Smith

Chancellor- Kat McQueen

Cinnte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-Mair

Shain Sotalach- Adam Robinson 

Addison De Ara- Laura Duncan

High Seer- Jen de Haan

Warden of the Household- AJ Fidalgo

Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran- Kier Zhou

Biksune Ree-  Taylor Michaels

Gorluk The Inspired- Graham Capobianco

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Addison and Nanda try to unfuck the ending of the arc but the rest of the gang just won't stick to the script.

Lyrarch Scaram Anaheit- Tyler Moody

Seilbh- Krissi Williams

Nikhol Ashorn- Cameron Gergett

Phaetra Coi- Danielle Thuen

Nanda Nall- Justin Fife

Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle- Dylan Smith

Chancellor- Kat McQueen

Cinnte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-Mair

Shain Sotalach- Adam Robinson 

Addison De Ara- Laura Duncan

High Seer- Jen de Haan

Warden of the Household- AJ Fidalgo

Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran- Kier Zhou

Biksune Ree-  Taylor Michaels

Gorluk The Inspired- Graham Capobianco

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]]> WELCOME TO THE REACH BATTLE ARENA!!!! WELCOME TO THE REACH BATTLE ARENA!!!! Tue, 19 Aug 2025 16:00:55 GMT 34:35 68a49fb8457a24bb95609dea true https://shows.acast.com/no-return-mageslayers/episodes/welcome-to-the-reach-battle-arena 68a49fb8457a24bb95609dea 665e1e7953c212001361c1eb welcome-to-the-reach-battle-arena full 5


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While others scramble to clean up Dec and Seilbh’s boozy bloodbath, Pog takes the opportunity to move the plot forward... with a bit of backup.

Seilbh- Krissi Williams

Nikhol Ashorn- Cameron Gergett

Phaetra Coi- Danielle Thuen

Nanda Nall- Justin Fife

Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle- Dylan Smith

Chancellor- Kat McQueen

Cinnte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-Mair

Shain Sotalach- Adam Robinson 

Addison De Ara- Laura Duncan

High Seer- Jen de Haan

Grommuk- Girunduu

Snargle- Madeleine Buttitta

TURBOMURDERBUTCHER- Girunduu

Warden of the Household- AJ Fidalgo

Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran- Kier Zhou

Biksune Ree-  Taylor Michaels

Magedad- Jim Tuohy

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While others scramble to clean up Dec and Seilbh’s boozy bloodbath, Pog takes the opportunity to move the plot forward... with a bit of backup.

Seilbh- Krissi Williams

Nikhol Ashorn- Cameron Gergett

Phaetra Coi- Danielle Thuen

Nanda Nall- Justin Fife

Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle- Dylan Smith

Chancellor- Kat McQueen

Cinnte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-Mair

Shain Sotalach- Adam Robinson 

Addison De Ara- Laura Duncan

High Seer- Jen de Haan

Grommuk- Girunduu

Snargle- Madeleine Buttitta

TURBOMURDERBUTCHER- Girunduu

Warden of the Household- AJ Fidalgo

Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran- Kier Zhou

Biksune Ree-  Taylor Michaels

Magedad- Jim Tuohy

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]]> Who Sh*t In Your Büno?! Who Sh*t In Your Büno?! Sun, 07 Jul 2024 23:00:59 GMT 35:31 667f35017f0a257a237e959a true https://shows.acast.com/no-return-mageslayers/episodes/who-sht-in-your-buno 667f35017f0a257a237e959a 665e1e7953c212001361c1eb who-sht-in-your-buno full 4 Whilst most of the party try to advance the plot and explore a little lore, Dec and Lif's antics derail the story.


 Written by Kier Zhou and Jack Duncan


Addison De Ara - Laura Duncan


Shain Sotalach - Adam Robinson


Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle - Dylan Smith


Nanda Nall- Justin Fife


Cinte Micheart-  Gemma Maclean-Mair


Nikol Ashorn - Cameron Gergett


Phaetra Coi- Daniellelanois


Seilbh- Krissi Williams


Pogrim Pogglefield-Jack Duncan


Flavian (Jaggerz) Jagari- Girunduu


Biksune Ree-  Taylor Michaels


Gorluk The Inspired- Graham Capobianco

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]]> Whilst most of the party try to advance the plot and explore a little lore, Dec and Lif's antics derail the story.


 Written by Kier Zhou and Jack Duncan


Addison De Ara - Laura Duncan


Shain Sotalach - Adam Robinson


Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle - Dylan Smith


Nanda Nall- Justin Fife


Cinte Micheart-  Gemma Maclean-Mair


Nikol Ashorn - Cameron Gergett


Phaetra Coi- Daniellelanois


Seilbh- Krissi Williams


Pogrim Pogglefield-Jack Duncan


Flavian (Jaggerz) Jagari- Girunduu


Biksune Ree-  Taylor Michaels


Gorluk The Inspired- Graham Capobianco

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]]> It May Already Be too Late, Eunuch Boy! It May Already Be too Late, Eunuch Boy! Mon, 03 Jun 2024 20:09:41 GMT 30:01 665e23019b516d0011f026ae true https://shows.acast.com/no-return-mageslayers/episodes/it-may-already-be-too-late-eunuch-boy 665e23019b516d0011f026ae 665e1e7953c212001361c1eb it-may-already-be-too-late-eunuch-boy full 3 The Mageslayers head to the ancient city of Reach in the Terrq'n Mountains to investigate their mysterious artefact!


 Written by Kier Zhou and Jack Duncan


Addison De Ara - Laura Duncan


Shain Sotalach - Adam Robinson


Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle - Dylan Smith


Nanda Nall- Justin Fife


Cinte Micheart-  Gemma Maclean-Mair


Nikol Ashorn - Cameron Gergett


Phaetra Coi- Daniellelanois


Seilbh- Krissi Williams


Pogrim Pogglefield-Jack Duncan


Flavian (Jaggerz) Jagari- Girunduu


Librarian- Kier Zhou


Biksune Ree-  Taylor Michaels


Sister Jiaomei-  Lyssa Jay 

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]]> The Mageslayers head to the ancient city of Reach in the Terrq'n Mountains to investigate their mysterious artefact!


 Written by Kier Zhou and Jack Duncan


Addison De Ara - Laura Duncan


Shain Sotalach - Adam Robinson


Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle - Dylan Smith


Nanda Nall- Justin Fife


Cinte Micheart-  Gemma Maclean-Mair


Nikol Ashorn - Cameron Gergett


Phaetra Coi- Daniellelanois


Seilbh- Krissi Williams


Pogrim Pogglefield-Jack Duncan


Flavian (Jaggerz) Jagari- Girunduu


Librarian- Kier Zhou


Biksune Ree-  Taylor Michaels


Sister Jiaomei-  Lyssa Jay 

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]]> Revenge of the Cult Teens Of Terrible Darkness Revenge of the Cult Teens Of Terrible Darkness Mon, 03 Jun 2024 20:08:32 GMT 27:30 665e22bc53c212001362d952 true https://shows.acast.com/no-return-mageslayers/episodes/revenge-of-the-cult-teens-of-terrible-darkness 665e22bc53c212001362d952 665e1e7953c212001361c1eb revenge-of-the-cult-teens-of-terrible-darkness full 2 The story continues!


Written by Kier Zhou and Jack Duncan


Addison De Ara - Laura Duncan


Shain Sotalach - Adam Robinson


Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle - Dylan Smith


Nanda Nall- Justin Fife


Cinte Micheart/Silda Grass-  Gemma Maclean-Mair


Mr Grass - Robb Clark


Nikol Ashorn - Cameron Gergett


Phaetra Coi- Daniellelanois


Seilbh- Krissi Williams


Pogrim Pogglefield-Jack Duncan


Flavian (Jaggerz) Jagari- Girunduu


Magekid -Ryan Andrew Dillon


Dark Mistress- Kiyana Morgan @KiChanVA


Gore Drinker- Girunduu


Keith- Kier Zhou


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]]> The story continues!


Written by Kier Zhou and Jack Duncan


Addison De Ara - Laura Duncan


Shain Sotalach - Adam Robinson


Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle - Dylan Smith


Nanda Nall- Justin Fife


Cinte Micheart/Silda Grass-  Gemma Maclean-Mair


Mr Grass - Robb Clark


Nikol Ashorn - Cameron Gergett


Phaetra Coi- Daniellelanois


Seilbh- Krissi Williams


Pogrim Pogglefield-Jack Duncan


Flavian (Jaggerz) Jagari- Girunduu


Magekid -Ryan Andrew Dillon


Dark Mistress- Kiyana Morgan @KiChanVA


Gore Drinker- Girunduu


Keith- Kier Zhou


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]]> <![CDATA[This Time, It's Me!]]> Mon, 03 Jun 2024 20:06:24 GMT 25:02 665e223c07c9fe0013eb38c6 true https://shows.acast.com/no-return-mageslayers/episodes/this-time-its-me 665e223c07c9fe0013eb38c6 665e1e7953c212001361c1eb this-time-its-me full 1 This is a story of heroes and what it takes to make a hero. So turn back ye faint of heart! For I tell no word of a lie: Shit gets fucked really fast!


Written by Kier Zhou and Jack Duncan


Addison De Ara - Laura Duncan


Shain Sotalach - Adam Robinson


Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle - Dylan Smith


Captain Competent- Kier Zhou


Nanda Nall- Justin Fife


Cinte Micheart-  Gemma Maclean-Mair


Nikol Ashorn - Cameron Gergett


Phaetra Coi- Daniellelanois


Seilbh- Krissi Williams


Pogrim Pogglefield-Jack Duncan


Flavian (Jaggerz) Jagari- Girunduu


Preacher- Graham Capobianco


Mage Dad- Jim Tuohy


Magekid -Ryan Andrew Dillon


Dark Mistress- Kiyana Morgan @KiChanVA


Gore Drinker- Girunduu


Keith- Kier Zhou

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]]> This is a story of heroes and what it takes to make a hero. So turn back ye faint of heart! For I tell no word of a lie: Shit gets fucked really fast!


Written by Kier Zhou and Jack Duncan


Addison De Ara - Laura Duncan


Shain Sotalach - Adam Robinson


Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle - Dylan Smith


Captain Competent- Kier Zhou


Nanda Nall- Justin Fife


Cinte Micheart-  Gemma Maclean-Mair


Nikol Ashorn - Cameron Gergett


Phaetra Coi- Daniellelanois


Seilbh- Krissi Williams


Pogrim Pogglefield-Jack Duncan


Flavian (Jaggerz) Jagari- Girunduu


Preacher- Graham Capobianco


Mage Dad- Jim Tuohy


Magekid -Ryan Andrew Dillon


Dark Mistress- Kiyana Morgan @KiChanVA


Gore Drinker- Girunduu


Keith- Kier Zhou

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