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			<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2025 08:27:40 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>The new world of deep fakes</title>
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			<title>The topics are hot</title>
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			<title>Pat Turner graces us in the jacuzzi</title>
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			<title>Everything gets bigger in the United States</title>
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			<title>Mini Christmas everyone</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2025 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Life comes at you fast</title>
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			<title>Peeling back the nonsense of the Melbourne F1 weekend</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2025 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>The royal flush of adulting</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2025 11:46:54 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Episode round-up:</p><br><p>Catch ups on the hazardous Barnbougle golf weekend</p><br><p>How the chant “suck his dick” started</p><br><p>How the Suck His Dick bet started with Party Pat and J Bone</p><br><p>Guy explains what a dog collar is in golf</p><br><p>Guy’s highlight at Barnbougle was seeing the baby Tasmanian Devils</p><br><p>Going back to South Africa is the best… just not relaxing</p><br><p>Guy and Isobel are pregnant! A tiny little princess on the way</p><br><p>Guy and Isobel have done the royal flight of adulting</p><br><p>Guy and Isobel saw sweet Gussy back in South Africa</p><br><p>Guy chats about the wedding they went back to South Africa for - Jamie Channels and Gracie baby</p><br><p>And other absurdities</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>Doctor DJ Kleynhans pays Sydney a visit</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 21 Feb 2025 11:17:17 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Roast lamb makes you forgetful</title>
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			<title><![CDATA[That's a wrap on 2024 - Christmas edition]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Dec 2024 11:54:20 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Isobel is off the market</title>
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			<title>Bachelors, Bokke and breaking hearts</title>
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			<title><![CDATA[We'll teach you how to be happy]]></title>
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			<title>Youtube, a rabbit hole worth going down</title>
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			<title>Olympic finals - 10 from the Russian judge</title>
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			<title>All in on The Olympics</title>
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			<title>Open about being Open</title>
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			<title><![CDATA[We've been away - Part 2]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[We've been away - Part 1]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jul 2024 18:00:54 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>No cure for the travel bug</title>
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			<title>Shin sweats are a thing, believe it or not</title>
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			<title>The most eco friendly mafia in Europe?</title>
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