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		<itunes:summary><![CDATA[What used to be called 'a sideways look' at current events, but your genial host is no longer able to look sideways owing to the stiffening of the neck muscles and a worrying tightening of the chest after too much exertion. For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack <a href="martinkelner.substack.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 65</title>
			<itunes:title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 65</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2026 15:30:12 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Mr Nobody Against Putin, Who wants to live forever, the joy of Nottingham, & Tony Blackburn's wild parties]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Mr Nobody Against Putin, Who wants to live forever, the joy of Nottingham, &amp; Tony Blackburn's wild parties.</p><br><p>Once again Kelner 'mixes witty conversation, satire, and quirky observations on current events,' according to Chat GPT. And this time it's for free!</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 64</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2026 14:13:12 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Andy arrested, weight loss jabs as part of the meal deal & nation's sweetheart Vera Lynn in chart hype horror...]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Andy arrested, weight loss jabs as part of the meal deal &amp; nation's sweetheart Vera Lynn in chart hype horror...</p><br><p>Schnorrers' portion of Kelner's latest pod. Upgrade now for more 'revelations.'</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Andy arrested, weight loss jabs as part of the meal deal &amp; nation's sweetheart Vera Lynn in chart hype horror...</p><br><p>Schnorrers' portion of Kelner's latest pod. Upgrade now for more 'revelations.'</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 63</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2026 21:47:17 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Ennio Morricone 'tribute,' Under Salt Marsh & movie treatment of backwoods rural places, The Apprentice's gobby Northerner, & Netflix's shameful Lucy Letby documentary]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Ennio Morricone 'tribute,' Under Salt Marsh &amp; movie treatment of backwoods rural places, The Apprentice's gobby Northerner, &amp; Netflix's shameful Lucy Letby documentary.</p><br><p>Plus back in time to the year BC 394. It's a cracker this one, &amp; free at the point of delivery. Schnorrers enjoy!</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 62</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2026 14:08:22 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Liz Kershaw on Bruno's big knockers, the Savile story, Vera Lynn &amp; Gracie Fields spat (one for the teenagers), Carol Vorderman, &amp; latest on brother Andy...</p><br><p>Plus Eamonn, GB News, &amp; having opinions.</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 61</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Starmer's Chinese meal, Mandelson turns out to be a bit of a slimeball (who guessed?), &amp; Liberace's dead!</p><br><p>It's one big glorious happenstance.</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 60</title>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 59</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2026 14:29:30 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Dolly, Jimmy, Lucy, Nigella, & the Disappointment of Lobsters...]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Dolly, Jimmy, Lucy, Nigella, &amp; the Disappointment of Lobsters...</p><br><p>Plus chick peas - they're crafty, they hide</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Dolly, Jimmy, Lucy, Nigella, &amp; the Disappointment of Lobsters...</p><br><p>Plus chick peas - they're crafty, they hide</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 58</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2026 09:58:34 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Hey, love highly processed food? LNER buffets have a real treat for you....plus, psychics, we know it's sh*t, but how do they do it?]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 57</title>
			<itunes:title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 57</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2026 16:58:29 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Benidorm, More on Marty, and is Three Amigos a better film than Citizen Kane? Enjoy yourself, it's free!]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Benidorm, More on Marty, and is Three Amigos a better film than Citizen Kane? Enjoy yourself, it's free!</p><br><p>Now might be the time to upgrade. Consider it. And bad news - failed to find the classic clip of the Piss Poor Podcast. That'll be for Kelner Prime customers later in the week...</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 56</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2025 19:57:44 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>For the cost conscious in these difficult times, an entirely free half-hour of unbeatable entertainment as we wave goodbye to 2025's dodgy mic!</p><br><p>and Jazz Jamaica Allstars szhuszhi the whole thing up for you...</p><br><p>&nbsp;For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 55</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2025 12:21:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Kelner's post-Christmas message is: 'stick it where the sun don't shine, King Prince Charles']]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 54</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2025 15:27:51 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Trump misreads the room, Salt Path, Dick Van Dyke at 100, Sir Cliff, & Gary Lineker]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 53</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2025 19:29:51 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Why Liz Truss can kiss my arse - & tidings of comfort and joy, which you won't get from her.]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 52</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2025 19:20:56 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 51</title>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 50</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2025 08:35:17 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Giddyup! This one's full of meaty goodness & free for everybody, with an invitation to subscribe to Martin's rewiring fund. Don't forget to do that before you set off on your Caribbean cruise.]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 49</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2025 17:15:17 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 48</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2025 07:56:33 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 47</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2025 14:41:23 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 46</title>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 45</title>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 44</title>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 43</title>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 42</title>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 41</title>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Wildlife special! Red squirrels, Zizi the elephant, &amp; why do so many politicians look like they're there after winning a competition.</p><br><p>...and not particularly by popular demand, the return of Edouard LaPaglié.</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;martinkelner.substack.com</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 40</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2025 11:50:13 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Paddington Bear, Captain Pugwash, Heinrich Himmler - this Substack covers a lot of ground.</itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 39</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[What to admire in Prince Andrew, Cosy Crime & Head Cheese...]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>What to admire in Prince Andrew, Cosy Crime &amp; Head Cheese...</p><br><p>Plus Death by Pickleball...</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>What to admire in Prince Andrew, Cosy Crime &amp; Head Cheese...</p><br><p>Plus Death by Pickleball...</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 38</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Meet El Shmucko! Scamsters strike, toilet encounter with Dana, and Jane Austen, it's all bonnets and tits]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Meet El Shmucko! Scamsters strike, toilet encounter with Dana, and Jane Austen, it's all bonnets and tits.</p><br><p>Plus a protracted whinge about the uselessness of Lloyds Bank, and Soylent Green - it's nicer than the retirement communities they advertise on GB News.</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 37</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2025 16:14:10 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Children's hospital, giant thermometer, & 'a gazeteer of al fresco fornication']]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Children's hospital, giant thermometer, &amp; 'a gazeteer of al fresco fornication'</p><br><p>This is a taster really of today's podcast, in which several stories are started and not finished (no change there, then)</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 36</title>
			<itunes:title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 36</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2025 09:04:26 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Fun for all; John Cleese was wrong; Lenny Henry's latest wackiness, Keir Starmer's a complete lawyer, & Kemi's star rises]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Fun for all; John Cleese was wrong; Lenny Henry's latest wackiness, Keir Starmer's a complete lawyer, &amp; Kemi's star rises</p><br><p>...and an idea for that spare 18 trillion pounds in the coffers.</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Fun for all; John Cleese was wrong; Lenny Henry's latest wackiness, Keir Starmer's a complete lawyer, &amp; Kemi's star rises</p><br><p>...and an idea for that spare 18 trillion pounds in the coffers.</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 35</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2025 16:40:06 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Red hot Bovril, Cyclists' emissions of methane gas, Wild man Cliff, & George Formby - troubled genius or what?]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Red hot Bovril, Cyclists' emissions of methane gas, Wild man Cliff, &amp; George Formby - troubled genius or what?</p><br><p>plus tension rises before grand prize re-draw.</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Red hot Bovril, Cyclists' emissions of methane gas, Wild man Cliff, &amp; George Formby - troubled genius or what?</p><br><p>plus tension rises before grand prize re-draw.</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 34</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2025 16:17:19 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Bing Crosby says 'Accentuate the Positive,' big tech says 'bollocks to that.']]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Bing Crosby says 'Accentuate the Positive,' big tech says 'bollocks to that.'</p><br><p>Plus the King of Camembert, Penn &amp; Teller, &amp; at least one half-decent joke.</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Bing Crosby says 'Accentuate the Positive,' big tech says 'bollocks to that.'</p><br><p>Plus the King of Camembert, Penn &amp; Teller, &amp; at least one half-decent joke.</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 33</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2025 12:43:02 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Stalking, Late night talk shows, Israel's army, George Formby's missus, & casualties in shop doorways.]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Stalking, Late night talk shows, Israel's army, George Formby's missus, &amp; casualties in shop doorways.</p><br><p>Plus my memories of P.D.James, Phyllis to me, Baroness James to you...</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 32</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2025 16:29:58 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Morrissey's not doing panto this year, & Tameside's nippiest anaesthetist.]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Morrissey's not doing panto this year, &amp; Tameside's nippiest anaesthetist.</p><br><p>Plus 1000 before I die is the latest target; and death to the Supreme Leader.</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Morrissey's not doing panto this year, &amp; Tameside's nippiest anaesthetist.</p><br><p>Plus 1000 before I die is the latest target; and death to the Supreme Leader.</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 31</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2025 05:16:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Argos, Alpaca in court case, Woody's worst films, & surveys - Stop asking us stuff, we don't know shit!]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Argos, Alpaca in court case, Woody's worst films, &amp; surveys - Stop asking us stuff, we don't know shit!</p><br><p>Plus decaff oatmilk latte - the work of the devil. And Kelner bids to become cult leader.</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 30</title>
			<itunes:title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 30</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2025 12:20:48 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Prince Andrew's naughty puppet, & Elvis really really has left the building]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Prince Andrew's naughty puppet, &amp; Elvis really really has left the building</p><br><p>plus 5-hour documentary about Billy Joel anyone?</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Prince Andrew's naughty puppet, &amp; Elvis really really has left the building</p><br><p>plus 5-hour documentary about Billy Joel anyone?</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 29</title>
			<itunes:title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 29</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2025 14:28:40 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Kelner's hideously politically incorrect observations may rule him out as Melvyn Bragg's successor.]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Kelner's hideously politically incorrect observations may rule him out as Melvyn Bragg's successor.</p><br><p>...and the time David Bowie might have been afflicted with the 1960s scourge, Butlin's bum.</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Kelner's hideously politically incorrect observations may rule him out as Melvyn Bragg's successor.</p><br><p>...and the time David Bowie might have been afflicted with the 1960s scourge, Butlin's bum.</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 28</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2025 15:27:07 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 27</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2025 19:43:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 26</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Rats the size of Maseratis, Meghan's good with a knife, &amp; final word on Aussie mushroom case.</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 25</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2025 15:25:27 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>An old cricketer leaves the crease - final week as a semi-professional broadcaster. Joining Gwyneth in the 'attention economy.'</p><br><p>Plus the joy of Lemsip!</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 24</title>
			<itunes:title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 24</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2025 18:50:10 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Jack's joke, the man with his eyebrows on fire, & welcome TalkSport graveyard show listeners.]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Jack's joke, the man with his eyebrows on fire, &amp; welcome TalkSport graveyard show listeners.</p><br><p>and the Chinese 'mistress dispeller,' so watch out if you have a Chinese mistress.</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 23</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2025 14:24:29 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Pope Leo's sit-com, the Yorkshire farm, & Nicola Sturgeon's rewriting of history...]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Pope Leo's sit-com, the Yorkshire farm, &amp; Nicola Sturgeon's rewriting of history...</p><br><p>Plus no-one's in a rush to get to Barnsley.</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 22</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2025 14:51:01 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 21</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2025 12:24:44 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 20</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2025 18:17:27 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Rising Damp is a new reality, Reform women, & did Freddie Mercury walk the Salt Path.]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 19</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2025 15:54:42 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Are Labour up to it, Kemi & losing my religion in an REM stylee, & how Pope Leo's against fake stuff. Eh?]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Are Labour up to it, Kemi &amp; losing my religion in an REM stylee, &amp; how Pope Leo's against fake stuff. Eh?</p><br><p>lus combovers, buffalos, &amp; Irate Albert from Salford</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 18</title>
			<itunes:title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 18</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2025 15:25:31 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Lot of bad stuff in the name of Jesus! Plus, the joy of Richard Curtis, &amp; pre-season West Ham confidence.</p><br><p>and American big game hunter dies at 52. On the one hand, thoughts and prayers, on the other, you had it coming chum!</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 17</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2025 18:39:58 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Radio Days, a word on Whale, Stannage, James H, & other voices of the past]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Radio Days, a word on Whale, Stannage, James H, &amp; other voices of the past.</p><br><p>Plus rats the size of dogs...oy gewalt!</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 16</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2025 13:24:01 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 15</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>The real Alex Belfield, Howard Stern; more radio stories.</p><br><p>plus yoga and regressive therapy maybe don't mix.</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>The real Alex Belfield, Howard Stern; more radio stories.</p><br><p>plus yoga and regressive therapy maybe don't mix.</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 14</title>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 13</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2025 13:53:44 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 12</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2025 16:38:01 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 11</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2025 10:06:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>The madness of late night, Lionesses, tiny dick energy, Friendship, &amp; Nazi racoons</p><br><p>Something for everybody here</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>The madness of late night, Lionesses, tiny dick energy, Friendship, &amp; Nazi racoons</p><br><p>Something for everybody here</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 10</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2025 17:28:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 9</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2025 20:47:54 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 8</title>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 7</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2025 06:39:10 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[The French village MacDonalds, sex in the bank, & the continuing Coldplay kiss cam fall out...]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>The French village MacDonalds, sex in the bank, &amp; the continuing Coldplay kiss cam fall out...</p><p>and my dad's climate change story</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 6</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2025 13:29:29 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Painting with yoghurt, BBC celebrity pile-up...</p><p>and, irony of ironies, Poundland is sold - for a pound.</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 5</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2025 19:27:10 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Into The Valley Of The Cancelled &amp; what to do with the kids? Nothing. And the only food you can be famous for is ribs. It's the law.</p><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Into The Valley Of The Cancelled &amp; what to do with the kids? Nothing. And the only food you can be famous for is ribs. It's the law.</p><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 4</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2025 20:31:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 3</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>In praise of the rom com...</p><p>and while we're at it, a word for Abba Too!</p><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>In praise of the rom com...</p><p>and while we're at it, a word for Abba Too!</p><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 2</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2025 21:46:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Monkey news, &amp; Rod Hull tragedy re-examined...and the chocolate biscuits that (almost) make life worth living.</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Monkey news, &amp; Rod Hull tragedy re-examined...and the chocolate biscuits that (almost) make life worth living.</p><br><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 1</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2025 11:10:55 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Last word on beef wellington, Salt Path, etc. ...and the cult of personality - Barack Obama &amp; Alex Belfield, rarely adjacent in any context</p><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Last word on beef wellington, Salt Path, etc. ...and the cult of personality - Barack Obama &amp; Alex Belfield, rarely adjacent in any context</p><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Un Podcast De Martin Kelner - Episode 0</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2025 11:00:09 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Crikey! Mushroom case concludes, &amp; beef wellington no longer the poshest of the noshest.</p><p>Plus Wimbledon - stop bouncing the bloody ball.</p><p>For EXCLUSIVE content sign up and subscribe to Martin's substack&nbsp;<a href="https://martinkelner.substack.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">martinkelner.substack.com</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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