Nothin’ Good

Episode 98: Zapped!

Wed, 02 Oct 2024 15:39:01 GMT

What would you do if you combined beer and weed and science and accidentally gave yourself telekinetic powers? Hopefully anything other than watch this movie! This week we watch and discuss the 1982 "classic" teen comedy... Zapped! Starring none other than Charles in Charge himself Scott Baio. We are warning you... it made us feel a certain way. And it wasn't good. So join us as we break it down. Along the way we'll drink some homemade wine and moonshine, and chat about spiders, amongst other things. It's Zapped!... This week on Nothin' Good.

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Episode 97: Deadpool & Wolverine

Tue, 24 Sep 2024 10:00:19 GMT

The biggest movie on the planet right now is Deadpool & Wolverine, hands down. So we might as well talk about it since everyone else is. If you haven't seen it, we are going to spoil all the spoilers, unapologetically. Deadpool's first forray into the MCU, the triumphant return of Hugh Jackman as the definitive Wolverine, an unhealthy number of f-bombs, and some well kept secrets have landed this flick on the top of a huge pile of cash. We can't wait for you to listen to us talk about. In the spirit of Deadpool & Wolverine... Let's Fuckin' Go bub!

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Episode 96: SummerSlam 1994

Tue, 10 Sep 2024 13:31:50 GMT

On this week's show the guys wax philosophically about summers of our youth, and the summer spectacle that is WWW SummerSlam. Specifically SummerSlam 1994 - A show that saw family drama with some Hart on Hart action in a steel cage, and the ultimate showdown... Undertaker vs Undertaker. "How could that be?" you ask. You'll just have to listen to find out! Also, old balls. We talk about old balls. So join us this week, on Nothin' Good! Just hit play, you know you want to.

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Episode 95: They Live

Tue, 06 Aug 2024 15:22:46 GMT

We came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and we're all out of bubblegum. A classic line from the iconic Rowdy Roddy Piper. This week the guys ramble on as we review the 1988 cult classic John Carpenter sci-fit flick: They Live! In this cautionary tale a drifter played by Piper realizes that we are all being controlled and brainwashed by aliens, which can only be seen through special glasses. Fact or fiction, you decide? OBEY!

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Episode 94: X-Men '97

Tue, 16 Jul 2024 10:00:00 GMT

We don't specifically cover many new things on this show, sure we talk about a lot of things in our long winded sidebars, but rarely do we have a whole episode dedicated to some of that new new. This week is an exception. As promised, we're all caught up on X-Men '97 and now we're gonna talk about it dammit! Join us as we give the show its flowers as we babble on about our favorite episodes, some of the oh shit moments, comic books and more. Plus a little something unexpected for our intro, which we cannot take credit for. You can thank us later. To me, my X-Men!

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Episode 93: Harry and the Hendersons

Tue, 09 Jul 2024 18:55:48 GMT

This week the guys watch and review the best movie ever made about hitting a bigfoot with your car and bringing him home to be part of your family, Harry and the Hendersons! Join us as we unpack this timeless 80's classic and chat about bigfoot, and along the way we learn a lot about furries (and Dave's kinks), as well as do our first live product tasting. You do not want to miss this one!

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Episode 92: Favorite Wrestling Entrance Music

Wed, 03 Jul 2024 14:53:27 GMT

The guys are back on their bullshit, this week to talk about our favorite wrestling theme songs over the years. When it comes to wrestling shows, nothing gets the crowd going like the iconic sound of their favorite superstars making their way to the ring. Sometimes a surprise, sometimes expected, these songs define wrestling and add to the overall experience. Join us as we BS our way through another episode and share some of our favorites. Oh you didn't know? You better ask somebody!

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Episode 91: Left 4 Dead

Tue, 14 May 2024 10:00:00 GMT

Around here at Nothin' Good, we love us some multi-player game experiences. And one of our all-time favorites is the 2008 XBox 360 classic Left 4 Dead. A first person zombie horror game for the ages, this game had it all. This week we reflect on our time playing the game, Mac's uncanny ability to startle the witch, and we get distracted and talk about star wars and x-men for half the show. Why? Because it's our show and we do what we want. It's Left 4 Dead... this week on Nothin' Good!

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Episode 90: The Last Dragon

Wed, 08 May 2024 19:53:48 GMT

Every once in a while a film comes along that transcends generations and puts the film industry on notice... this is not one of those movies. This week the guys break down the 1985 cult classic that is The Last Dragon. In New York City, Leroy - our titular hero, searches for a kung fu master to obtain the highest level of martial arts mastery known as the Glow. Many shenanigans ensue. Join us, if you dare. Sho'Nuff!!!

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Episode 89: Wrestlemania 10

Thu, 02 May 2024 01:53:13 GMT

Oh, hi. Didn't see you there. Have you been there long? Sorry to keep you waiting. It's springtime so you know what that means... it's Wrestlemania season! This week the guys revisit Wrestlemania 10, home to a couple of the best matches ever, and a whole bunch that aren't. Also, Mac educates us all about edging... like a lot. So why don't you pull up a seat and come finish with us? This week on Nothin' Good!

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Episode 88: Super Mario 64

Tue, 02 Apr 2024 21:10:48 GMT

Mamma mia, it's a Mario! This week the gents go back to the emergence of 64 bit gaming and talk about the groundbreaking game that is Super Mario 64. Hailed as one of the greatest games of its time, it holds a special place in our hearts. Except for Dave... he did not like it. We're starting to see a trend here... Lets a go!

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Episode 87: X-Men the Animated Series

Tue, 19 Mar 2024 15:10:38 GMT

Once in a great while a show comes along that is so epic, it needs to be shared with the masses. Here at Nothin' Good, we feel that way about us... but also X-Men the Animated Series. Highly regarded as one of the most iconic and best cartoons to come out of the early 90's and possibly ever. On the eve of the release of X-Men '97, this week we get all nostalgic on your asses as we share our favorite episodes, stories and memories if this nerdy classic. So give it a listen bub! Snikt!

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Episode 86: Action Jackson

Tue, 12 Mar 2024 15:22:38 GMT

This week we pay tribute to the late great Carl Weathers with an 80's cult classic, Action Jackson. This movie has everything you'd expect from an 80's flick: over the top action, Coach doing karate, cocaine, 80's boobs, Biff from Back to the Future, flamethrowers, Apollo Creed with no shirt, balls in a jar, racial stereotypes, more cocaine, excitement, enthusiasm and more ACTION. Also we geek out about X-men, because it's our show and we do what we want. So take this wild crazy ride with us, this week on Nothin' Good!

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Episode 85: Speed - 30th Anniversary

Wed, 06 Mar 2024 03:42:11 GMT

Pop quiz hotshots: There's a bomb on the bus and the only way to prevent disaster is to listen to our podcast. What do you do? We'll tell you what you do, you listen to this podcast man, the answer is obvious. 2024 marks the 30th anniversary of the action flick that launched Keanu Reeves' career as a big time action star. So this week we cover Speed! Join us as we get easily distracted, do terrible Keanu impressions and discover the secrets of the BBCU. Now put the pedal to the floor and let's jump this f*cking bus.

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Episode 84: Royal Rumble 2005

Thu, 29 Feb 2024 22:17:06 GMT

Ladies and gentleman we are back!!! After a break for the holidays, the guys are back and rowdy as ever. To kick off the new season, we are jumping over the top ropes because its rumble season. This week we review one of the wildest PPV finishes ever (not talking about the TV-MA ones, get your mind out of the gutter). We're covering the 2005 Royal Rumble. So grab a beer and buckle in. Lets go!

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Episode 83: Outlast - The Halloween Special

Tue, 07 Nov 2023 11:00:00 GMT

Who doesn't love a good scare? On this very special and spooky Halloween episode, the guys get together on Devil's Night to play Outlast in the dark and then bullshit about all things halloween. From our favorite scary movies, to candy, and of course the joy it was for us to watch Dave scream in fear over a video game jump scare. So grab your kids trick or treat haul and join us... if you dare!

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Episode 82: WCW Halloween Havoc 1998

Tue, 31 Oct 2023 10:00:00 GMT

Happy Halloween you sweet sweet listeners. When we think of halloween around here, nothing is scarier than the shit show that is WCW Halloween Havoc. In our third installment of covering this annual WCW tradition, the boys are covering the infamous 1998 version of the show. Wrestling is red hot, and so is Hogan's face when he catches it on fire. Some of these matches are just awful, and we can't wait to share how we feel about it. Trick or treat bitches, it's Halloween Havoc 98!

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Episode 81: The Monster Squad

Wed, 18 Oct 2023 01:33:32 GMT

It's officially halloween, so the guys are kicking the spooky season off with a cult classic: The Monster Squad! A movie about classic monsters, you know the ones... Dracula, the Mummy, the Wolfman... vs a bunch of kids. What could possibly go wrong? This flick has everything you want from a shitty 80's movie about kids fighting monsters. At least Mac likes it.

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Episode 80: Weird Science

Tue, 03 Oct 2023 10:00:00 GMT

Do you little maniacs like to party? Well you've come to the right place. This week's episode has it all... sex, drugs, rock n roll, chips, dips, chain, whips. So grab your magic girl you made on your super computer and join us as we reminisce about the 1985 cult classic Weird Science!

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Episode 79: Mortal Kombat

Wed, 27 Sep 2023 01:53:03 GMT

Get over here! This week the guys welcome you to another exciting episode of Nothin' Good as we punch in that blood code and finish everyone in the filthiest ways possible. No, not like that... unless you want us to. This week we review the classic 2d fighter that started it all: Mortal Kombat. So join us on this bloody journey, you won't be disappointed (hopefully, no promises). MORTAL KOMBAT!

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Episode 78: The Premiere of WCW Monday Nitro

Tue, 12 Sep 2023 12:43:07 GMT

If you're a fan of wrestling, then you know that in the late 90's there was nothing bigger than the Monday night wars. Channel flipping between WWF and WCW on Monday nights was the norm, and that all started one fateful night... in the middle of the Mall of America. So grab yourself a big old bowl of Pastamania brother, and join us this week as we cover the premiere episode of WCW Monday Nitro!

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Episode 77: RoboCop

Wed, 06 Sep 2023 00:21:33 GMT

Here at Nothin' Good, we love watching 80's action and sci-fi flicks. So this week the guys revisit the 80's cult classic that is RoboCop, and holy sh*t is this movie way more violent than we remember. Wasn't RoboCop supposed to be for the kids?? He literally shoots a guy in the d*ck on hist first day on the job. So join us as we riff on everything this film has to offer, and plenty of other random stuff too (as we do).

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Episode 76: Low Effort, Volume 1

Tue, 29 Aug 2023 10:00:00 GMT

You ever have one of those days or weeks at work or home where you feel like putting in the minimal effort? Well that week is this one here at Nothin' Good. So instead of diving deep (so deep) into one specific topic, we are pulling back the curtain and inviting you to join us for Nothin' Good: Low Effort Volume 1. On this week's show we spend most of the time just brainstorming ideas for future shows and bullshitting. Oh, and Steve Harvey's mustache is there too. You can thank us later.

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Episode 75: Video Games Based on Comics

Tue, 15 Aug 2023 10:00:00 GMT

Do you like video games? Of course you do. Do you like comic books? If not you're probably listening to the wrong show. What if we told you you could have the best of both worlds... That's right folks, this week we are counting down some of our favorite video games based on comics. Join us for the journey as we talk about all things gaming in the worlds of Marvel, DC and more... but not Superman 64, that game was trash.

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Episode 74: ECW Heat Wave ’98

Tue, 25 Jul 2023 10:00:00 GMT

This week the guys are talking wrestling, but we're going EXTREME as we review our first ECW event on the show. Considered one of ECW's best pay per views, we're talking about none other than ECW Heat Wave 1998. But that's not all... to mark the occasion we're getting the gang back together as we welcome Mr Brown back to the show! Trust us, he's got a lot to say. So grab a cold one, grab a steel chair, and come get extreme with us this week on Nothin' Good!

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Episode 73: Mario Kart

Tue, 18 Jul 2023 10:00:00 GMT

On this week's episode the guys chat about one of the most beloved video game racing franchises of all time - Mario Kart! Things quickly go off course as we spin off the rainbow road and talk about a bunch of random shit... Like the 80's sitcom Mama's Family. Why, because it's what we do. So pick your favorite racer, grab those koopa shells, and let's a go!

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Episode 72: Nothin’s Good in Waterworld

Tue, 02 May 2023 10:00:00 GMT

Another week, another movie episode. This week we tackle a movie about the world... covered in water... you guessed it: Waterworld! Is it as bad as we remember it to be? Spoiler alert: no, it's much worse. They say nothing is free in Waterworld, but around here we say Nothin's Good!

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Episode 71: Wrestling Dream Feuds

Tue, 25 Apr 2023 10:00:00 GMT

This week we try something a little different. We've tasked ourselves with booking the territories if you will and coming up with some of our own dream wrestling feuds, storylines and all. We brought in some heavy hitters and talked for way longer than any of us thought we would, but that's what we do so deal with it.

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Episode 70: PGX Redux - The Lost Episode

Tue, 18 Apr 2023 10:00:00 GMT

Way back in October of 2022, the fine folks at the Pittsburgh Gaming Expo invited us to do a live show at their con. Unfortunately, due to technical issues we lost the recording of the show that day. But fortunately for you, we re-did it so now you can experience what the live crowd did that day! This week we talk about Game Changers: Revolutions in the World of Gaming. Enjoy, and hopefully you'll get to experience it live at PGX 2023 (PGX - we're looking at you).

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Episode 69: Cobra

Tue, 11 Apr 2023 15:55:26 GMT

Every once in a while a movie comes along that changes the entire landscape of film as we know it. This movie is not that. This week the guys review Sylvester Stallone's Cobra. Let's just get it out of the way now... fuck this movie.

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Episode 68: WrestleMania 14

Tue, 28 Mar 2023 10:00:00 GMT

It's WrestleMania week, so you bet your sweet asses we're gonna cover a classic WM show. On this episode we take you on a sensual audible journey back to WrestleMania 14 - you know the one. The important show that brought us to the true beginning of the Stone Cold Steve Austin era of WWF. So crush some Budweisers with us and throw up those middle fingers, cause its WrestleMania... this week on Nothin' Good!

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Episode 67: Favorite NES Games

Tue, 21 Mar 2023 10:00:00 GMT

Ah the Nintendo Entertainment System, the system that really started it all. This week the guys chat [for a long ass time] about some of our favorite NES games, Mr Wizard, 8-bit foreplay, and a whole bunch of other random shit. Like you'd expect anything else. Punch in that Contra cheat code and let's go!

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Episode 66: Beetlejuice

Tue, 14 Mar 2023 10:00:00 GMT

It's the ghost with the most, babe! Never trust the living, but this week the guys take a trip to the underworld and talk about the Tim Burton classic Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice! Oh shit, we said it 3 times...

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Episode 65: Favorite Wrestling Matches

Tue, 07 Mar 2023 11:00:00 GMT

This week the guys take a stroll down memory lane and dive deep (so deep) into some of our favorite wrestling matches. We've got it all... IC title matches, ladder matches, IC title ladder matches. Do we go longer than planned? YEP. Do we go off track? You better fucking believe it.

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Episode 64: Hellblade - Senua’s Sacrifice

Tue, 28 Feb 2023 11:00:00 GMT

Welcome to Helheim bitches, let's get Hela fucked (see what we did there - Norse mythology puns)! Anyways... We aren't talking about Thor - this week the guys go back to gaming and chat about Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice. To the shock of no-one, one of us did not actually play the game. Spoiler alert, it was Mac - it's always fucking Mac.

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Episode 63: Smokin’ Aces

Tue, 21 Feb 2023 12:00:00 GMT

The guys are back (well most of us)! This week we cover a classic(ish) film - Smokin' Aces. And we talk about buttholes, like you expected anything less? Cum and give us a listen... you know you want it.

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Episode 62: WCW Halloween Havoc 1996, Part 2: The Fuckening

Tue, 06 Dec 2022 11:00:00 GMT

FUCK YEAH SPREAD IT... with a Slim Jim.

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Episode 61: WCW Halloween Havoc 1996

Wed, 30 Nov 2022 11:00:00 GMT

Of all the nasty, slutty things we love in this world... we love you the most.

BE LIKE US. BE A SLUT FOR THIS PPV. BUT IN THE NASTIEST WAY POSSIBLE.

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Episode 60: Steel Magnolias

Thu, 13 Oct 2022 10:00:00 GMT

E=mc FUCKED.

The guys review the first movie drawn from Noah's M.E.A.T, and it's a hell of a discussion!

Listen, we didn't know what to expect and believe us, you won't either. It's a weird episode.

Also, fuck you.

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Episode 59: Street Fighter: The Movie

Fri, 30 Sep 2022 10:00:00 GMT

Keep Calm and GET FUCKED.

The guys are locked and (very) loaded as they review the INSTANT CLASSIC Street Fighter: The Movie!

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Episode 58: SummerSlam 1992, Part Two

Fri, 23 Sep 2022 10:02:00 GMT

Achieve fuckedness. Its time to wrap up the PPV and get to one of the most iconic matches in wrestling history!

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Episode 57: SummerSlam 1992, Part One

Fri, 23 Sep 2022 10:00:00 GMT

Remain fucked. The guys tackle one of the most beloved wrestling PPVS of the 1990s!

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Episode 56: Nintendo 65

Tue, 13 Sep 2022 10:00:00 GMT

Be fucked in GLORIOUS 64-bit action as we do our first official revisit: It's Nintendo 64 - AGAIN!

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Episode 55: Beverly Hills Cop

Wed, 07 Sep 2022 22:04:41 GMT

It's time get super fucked - 80'S STYLE - as the guys talk about one of the most successful comedies of all time, Beverly Hills Cop.

Did we mention you should get fucked? Well, please, don't hesitate to get started. We like to watch.

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Episode 54: The Colour and the Shape

Tue, 23 Aug 2022 10:00:00 GMT

Get fucked.

It's Foo Fighters.

Remain fucked.

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Episode 53: Bioshock Infinite

Tue, 16 Aug 2022 10:00:00 GMT

Prepare to ascend to the cloudy city of Columbia as we personally begin to rise, ever so slowly, until we too have reached maximum rifting.

That was a boner joke.

This week, the guys talk about Bioshock Infinite, one of the great games of its generation. And of course one of us didn't really play the game DAVE. But we geek out about it regardless.

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Episode 52: King of the Ring ’98, Part 2

Tue, 09 Aug 2022 10:05:00 GMT

It's a show so nice we had to go so freaking long that we had no choice but to split it into two episodes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know - but listen, you need to take that attitude of yours and KISS OUR SUPPLE ASSES.

NO PRISONERS HERE.

LET'S FIGHT.

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Episode 51: King of the Ring ’98, Part 1

Tue, 09 Aug 2022 10:00:00 GMT

Whip out that dong and sing a song CAUSE WE'RE BACK! No I don't know what that means but you should try it anyway. But your marginally-tolerated hosts are back with a whole new season, and we kick it off the right way - with one of the most infamous moments in wrestling history!

Will we actually get to the Hell In A Cell match in this episode? ABSOLUTELY NOT. But fuck it - enjoy the ride anyway!

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Episode 50: Bad Boys 2

Tue, 21 Jun 2022 10:00:00 GMT

You guys. We did. We made it 50 episodes, and we thank you for cumming along for the ride. Cumming along so, so hard.

AND NOW IT'S TIME TO MAKE YOU REGRET THAT LOYALTY.

CAUSE IT'S FUCKING BAD BOYS 2.

The wait is over, but what about our friendship? Is that over as well? You'll have to listen to find out!

But probably yes.

WHO CARES WE DID 50 EPISODES.

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Episode 49: Favorite Wrestling Feuds

Tue, 14 Jun 2022 10:00:00 GMT

This week, it's all about the struggles and drama as we break down our favorite feuds throughout the history of wrestling!

Curious as to what gets our WRESTLEDIKKZ hard in the morning? (Spoiler: Turns out its Randy Savage.)

So lace up those boots, pull on a pair of sequin-spangled trunks and listen to us fawn over pro wrestling!

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Nothin’ Good YOGA

Tue, 07 Jun 2022 10:00:00 GMT

Relax every hole in your body and prepare to be one with the universe as we slip deep (so deep) into your mind with the brand new Nothin' Good Yoga program.

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Episode 48: Video Game Movies

Tue, 31 May 2022 15:00:00 GMT

Take a seat and listen as the guys breakdown a series of cinematic masterpieces that defy the human imagination…. Ok, so if you’re still reading this chances are you know what’s going to happen here. There’s been like 4 good video game movies ever made, and sure we’ll talk about them, but this is all about the bad ones - and there are ALOT OF THOSE.

So, once again, take a seat, because standing dramatically increases the distance your brain will travel when it leaps from your skull when we talk about Uwe Boll.

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Episode 47: Top 16-Bit Games

Tue, 24 May 2022 10:00:00 GMT

Grab a controller and prepare to go waaaaay back as the guys discuss their favorite 16-Bit Games!

This week, the gang are joined by the lovely Mrs. Brown aka Noah's MUCH better half! Will she finally stab him on the air? Is this just a thinly veiled attempt to include a spouse so they can keep doing the show? PROBABLY YES TO ALL THINGS.

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The Best of Nothin’ Good - Vol. 1

Tue, 17 May 2022 10:00:00 GMT

Oh snap, it's a compilation episode! Fear not, the guys are hard at work getting ready for the summer. In the meantime, Noah will guide you through some of the show's early train wrecks. Will you remember any of these? Likely not. But if one or two moments are seared into your eager, gaping brain - we won't complain.

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Episode 46: Nothin’ Good LIVE - The Undertaker

Fri, 13 May 2022 05:50:58 GMT

Ohhhhhhhh yeeeeessssssssssssss!

We went live! Talking about The Deadman!

And now you too can relive all the cheeky shenanigans, and trust us, they were super cheeky!

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Episode 45: Bloodsport

Tue, 03 May 2022 10:00:00 GMT

This movie couldn't be more cocaine-fueled if you shoved an 8-ball up it's ass and told it to cartwheel all the way to Columbia.

It's BLOODSPORT! The guys get together to talk about yet another classic 80's action movie, with all the completely inappropriate sidebars you'd expect from your fifth favorite podcast.

There's also an obscene amount of references to hand jobs, nipple munching, and Lord of the Rings.

It's fun for the whole family! (Note: not the WHOLE family. Not even part of the family. Honestly, this podcast is not recommended for anyone with any living relatives.)

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Master Fap Theater: The Longfellow of Westwich

Tue, 26 Apr 2022 10:00:00 GMT

Good day to you! Prepare thy hearts, ears, minds and anuses for a very special edition of the show!!!

Presenting: Master Fap Theater - a storytelling experience you will soon regret listening to!

Today's feature is "The Longfellow of Westwich", a gripping period drama about love, honor, and pigeons.

Enjoy, and don't forget about your anus!

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Episode 44: Top 5 Comic Book Movies

Tue, 19 Apr 2022 10:00:00 GMT

We're going wrist deep - no - LIST deep as we talk about our Top 5 Comic Book movies!

The guys break down their picks, honorable mentions, and actually don't get too sidetracked along the way. But, it's us, so don't expect much. TOP 5.

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Episode 43: Goldeneye 64

Tue, 12 Apr 2022 10:00:00 GMT

Get ready for some SLAPPERS ONLY bitches as the guys talk about the Grandaddy of all FPS - Goldeneye 64!

We'll discuss the ground-breaking single player mode, the revolutionary multiplayer, and much more?

Don't think this is one the best and most important video games ever made?

Then FUCK YOU.

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Episode 42: Highlander

Wed, 06 Apr 2022 05:01:43 GMT

There can be only one!

Dear Listener:

Fuck you and anyone who thinks this isn't one of the great cinema masterpieces of our time. We know it's not a very good film but that doesn't stop us from wanting it to chew on our nips.

Sincerely,

The Guys

WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER?

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Episode 41: WrestleMania X8 - Part 2

Tue, 29 Mar 2022 10:01:00 GMT

It’s the end of the Attitude Era and we are eventually going to get to the end of this show! Still to come, the guys talk about the biggest match in WrestleMania history, and also HHH has to follow it - its hilarious and IT KEEPS HAPPENING TO HIM.

It’s maybe the most 2002 thing to ever 2002, and it’s Part 2!!!

BILLY and CHUCK.

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Episode 40: WrestleMania X8 - Part 1

Tue, 29 Mar 2022 10:00:00 GMT

It’s finally here! The guys review a WrestleMania - the biggest wrestling show of the year! But wait, not just *any* WrestleMania - it’s the 20th anniversary of one of the biggest moments in wrestling history, WrestleMania X8!

This show has everything - Iconic matches, random erections, terrible musical performances - and that’s just in the first couple of segments! We even get the first real mention of The Streak!

Grab a hold of your favorite Canadian and get ready for WrestleMania X8!

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Episode 39: The Blueprint

Tue, 22 Mar 2022 10:00:00 GMT

Join the guys as they discuss one of the most influential rap albums of all time, Jay-Z's "The Blueprint"!

Listen intently as we often repeat ourselves as we deep dive into this iconic record. Do we stay on topic? Mostly! Does Dave somehow make every opportunity he has to speak about something you, the listener, can barely relate to? Absolutely!

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Episode 38: The Sims

Tue, 15 Mar 2022 10:00:00 GMT

It's the people-simulation game that changed it all! It had everything: jobs, bills, family duty, errands, chores, death, life, being a ghost, speaking no intelligible language, pancakes, lounge music, carpet, floors, furniture, toilets, showers, drama, comedy, horror, suspense, love, hate, indifference... and much more!!!

It's The Sims!

Now, let's make some Woo-Hoo.

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Episode 37: Clerks

Tue, 08 Mar 2022 11:00:00 GMT

Time to travel back to the true golden age of independent film as the guys discuss 1994's "Clerks"!

The dudes will discuss the film, and the importance of the film, and the importance of all film ever, and the importance of importance or some shit I don't know I honestly stopped listening.

CLERKS.

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Episode 36: WWF In Your House 2

Tue, 01 Mar 2022 11:00:00 GMT

The WWF.

In 1995.

And the most promoted thing on this show is a lip-syncing performance from a man who looks like a Lite Brite had sex with a male stripper.

It's perfect.

Join the guys as they breakdown this gem of a PPV in our first Fan Requested episode! Plus, stay tuned until the end for a special surprise that will make you regret you were born with the ability to hear sounds!

LET'S DO THIS.

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Episode 35: Hot Fuss

Tue, 22 Feb 2022 11:00:00 GMT

No hype. No silliness. Just going to be truthful here: It's a review episode on the 2004 debut album from The Killers. But more importantly...

WITNESS THE TOPIC THAT FINALLY BROKE DOC'S SPIRIT. LIKE STRAIGHT UP SHATTERED IT.

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Episode 34: Tony Hawk Pro Skater

Tue, 15 Feb 2022 11:00:00 GMT

It's the game that introduced most people to skateboarding, and if you try to claim otherwise, YOU ARE LIAR SIR.

It's Tony Hawk Pro Skater!

The guys are once again joined by Drew (aka Drew) as they take trip down memory lane, and kickflip-into-ollie-into-900-into-dingleboobs-into-childsupportpayments into classic gaming!

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Episode 33: Saturday Morning Cartoons

Tue, 08 Feb 2022 11:00:00 GMT

Ah, the good ole days! Back when your main responsibilities were cleaning your room and not crapping your pants. But, what made those ole days truly good? Why, it was the cartoons! AND NOTHING ELSE.

Join the guys as they breakdown the best cartoons of the day, and swear at each other ALOT along the way. So grab a bowl of pure sugar, add some milk, and come on a journey with us!

DISCLAIMER: One of the hosts is a total toolbag and doesn't rank X-Men: The Animated Series very high. He has been flogged for his crimes against the earth.

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Episode 32: Groundhog Day

Tue, 01 Feb 2022 11:00:00 GMT

Is it a love story, or one man's obsession fueled decent into madness? And what kind of awful things would you do if you were trapped, living the same day over and over again? SPOILER ALERT: It's almost unanimously sexual.

The guys are joined the by a special guest, the often-discussed Drew! Will he contribute to the conversation in a meaningful way? FIND OUT. SERIOUSLY. LISTEN.

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Episode 31: 1992 Royal Rumble

Tue, 25 Jan 2022 11:00:00 GMT

It's the greatest annual event in sports history - and it's set to the Royal Rumble!

IT'S THE ROYAL RUMBLE DRINKING GAME!!!

Welcome to the podcast equivalent of a bloodsport as we introduce you, sexy listener, to the majesty that is our annual tradition.

We'll teach you the rules and let you float into the unknown as we play the game to, arguably, the greatest Rumble match ever to happen - 1992. A vacant WWF Championship, more ex-cons than an NFLPA meeting, and all the inappropriate jokes you've come to know and love from your most medium-liked podcast hosts!

Hell, one of us may not even make it to the end. Or all of us. Fuck it if we remember - and neither will you!

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Episode 30: Black Holes & Revelations

Tue, 18 Jan 2022 11:00:00 GMT

The guys jump into our second album review - 2006's "Black Holes & Revelations" by Muse.

We've got time travel, political unrest, provoking international incidents, and killer singing - and the album has it, too!

So sit back and enjoy a podcast that is 6.2x LONGER than the record it is about!

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Episode 29: PC Gaming Roots

Tue, 11 Jan 2022 18:36:37 GMT

Do you remember your first time playing a game on a computer? Did you eventually ruin that computer with early-internet pornography? SO DID WE!!!

This week, the guys are joined by KIllahfam69, aka Gibby, to talk about our early experiences playing PC games, and a lightly touch on what (if at all) we're doing on PC these days.

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Episode 28: 2010 Monday Night Wars

Tue, 04 Jan 2022 11:00:00 GMT

Once upon a time, TNA tried to jumpstart another Monday Night Wars by signing Hulk Hogan and running the "late 90s WCW playbook".

It did not go well.

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Episode 27: Spiderman: No Way Home

Tue, 28 Dec 2021 11:00:00 GMT

SPOILER ALERT

If you are one of the 17 people in the world who hasn't seen this film or had it spoiled for them already - THERE IS NO PLACE FOR YOU HERE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

The guys discuss the #1 movie of 2021 and currently the only thing you are legally allowed to talk about on the internet - No Way Home!

Does the movie have three Spidermen (Spider-mans? Spiders-man? DID ANYONE EVER BOTHER TO PLURALIZE SPIDER-MAN)? We'll talk about it, and much, much more!

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Episode 26: Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?

Tue, 21 Dec 2021 11:00:00 GMT

It’s time to make some fists with your toes because the guys are here to end the debate once and for all!

Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?

Join Doc, Mr. Brown, Jafar, and Mac as they break down the most pressing question of our age and swear at each other while they do it.

By the end, we promise a definitive answer that you can scream at anyone who dares ask it again!

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Episode 25: Scrooged

Tue, 14 Dec 2021 11:00:00 GMT

The guys unleash pure hell as they discuss the cult-favorite Christmas film - 1988’s “Scrooged”.

Join Doc, Mr. Brown, Jafar and Mac as they discuss all things “A Christmas Carol”, Karen Allen, first erections and everything in between!

Is Bill Murray a total asshat? Is his character one as well? LISTEN AND LEARN.

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Episode 24: A Christmas Story

Tue, 07 Dec 2021 11:00:00 GMT

It’s the Holiday Season, and what’s more Holiday than a Holiday Special?

A WHOLE HOLIDAY SERIES YOU BIG SACK OF GIRAFFE ASSES.

Join Doc, Mr. Brown, and Mac as they talk about one of the all-time Holiday classics - A Christmas Story.

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Episode 23: Halo: Combat Evolved

Tue, 30 Nov 2021 11:00:00 GMT

It's Spartans, Covenant, The Flood and a whole mess of innovative gameplay this week - it's Halo!

20 years have passed since the game first released and the duo of Doc and Mr. Brown are here to babble about it endlessly!

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Episode 22: Survivor Series ‘98 - Part 1

Tue, 23 Nov 2021 11:01:00 GMT

It's still a DEADLY GAME!!!

Listen, we thought that if we weren't in the same room as one another, that we might not talk for 8 hours.

We were so very, very wrong.

But what ISN'T wrong is the booking of this PPV! Well, mostly. We'll get to that!

DEADLY GAME

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Episode 21: Survivor Series ‘98 - Part 2

Tue, 23 Nov 2021 11:00:00 GMT

Cause it's a DEADLY GAME!

The guys are back and in full form - Doc, Mr. Brown, Mac, and Jafar - as they tackle one of the most important pro wrestling PPV's of the 90's! Recording virtually for the first time ever, listen as your favorite mediocre podcasters debate the length of Duane Gill's private, the width of Duane Gill's privates, and the GDP of Duane Gill's privates. Why?

CAUSE IT'S A DEADLY GAME

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Episode 20: Mortal Kombat (1995) - Part 2

Tue, 16 Nov 2021 11:01:00 GMT

TEST YOUR MIGHT!!! Doc, Mr. Brown, and Mac wrap up their lengthy babbling about the original Mortal Kombat movie!

Will it be a Flawless Victory? Or will it result in a Bestiality? WHO KNOWS.

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Episode 19: Mortal Kombat (1995) - Part 1

Tue, 16 Nov 2021 11:00:00 GMT

Prepare to talk about a decades-old video game movie for a lot longer than anyone wants!

We are joined by a very special guest this week, acclaimed author Jacqueline Druga, who helps us discuss the important aspects of this film: nipples, appropriate pants height, and much more!

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Episode 18: One Hit Wonders

Tue, 09 Nov 2021 11:00:00 GMT

Do you remember that one song by the one band? No? NEITHER DO WE.

Actually, that's a lie, because apparently we do and have decide to do a podcast about it!

Doc and Mr. Brown are once again joined by Mac as we breakdown some of the most iconic one-hit wonders, define what exactly that is, and then get into a heated argument about Star Wars and Bad Boys 2. For some reason.

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Episode 17: Sega Channel

Tue, 02 Nov 2021 10:00:00 GMT

The gaming innovation that dared to say - put this in, go online and wait forever to *maybe* eventually play a game - it's THE SEGA CHANNEL!

This week, we are joined by our very special guest, Dave - aka Mac - as we tackle thick, creamy gallons of nostalgia! Was the Sega Channel ahead of it's time? Absolutely. Is this podcast ahead of it's time. Absolutely NOT. But, fuck it - listen anyway!

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Episode 16: Halloween Havoc ‘95 - Part 3 - aka The End of All Things

Tue, 26 Oct 2021 10:02:00 GMT

It's never going to stop.

It's never going to end.

It's never going to let us go.

We are trapped.

Send help.

There's some monster trucks, murder, butt stuff, and oh, hey - a little bit of wrestling, too.

This is who we are now.

The way is shut.

It was made by those who booked this goddamn show.

The way is shut.

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Episode 15: Halloween Havoc ‘95 - Part 2

Tue, 26 Oct 2021 10:01:00 GMT

It's the gift that keeps on giving, if you consider a used hypodermic needle covered in bees a "gift" - its Halloween Havoc 1995 - PART 2!

In this part, the guys actually talk about this horseballs of a show. Can we physically handle the toll that its taking on us? No. We cry a lot.

Enjoy!!!

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Episode 14: Halloween Havoc ‘95, Part 1

Tue, 26 Oct 2021 10:00:00 GMT

More mullets than an Alabama Walmart, its WCW Halloween Havoc 1995 - PART 1!

A subject so dense with complete and utter bullshit that we had to do it in THREE. FRIGGIN. PARTS.

In this part, the guys talk about the state of wrestling in 1995, Pastamania, and so, so, so, so much more!

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Episode 13: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie (1990)

Tue, 19 Oct 2021 10:01:00 GMT

Get ready for most RADICAL episode of your most-barely-tolerated podcast! It's the Ninja Turtles movie!

Grab a slice of pizza and get to ready to pummel some disadvantaged youths as Doc and Mr. Brown breakdown this all-time classic!

It's got 4 giant turtles, a whole mess of nightmare fuel, and an overbearing boss who would be #MeToo'd in a heartbeat if this were to take place today!

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Episode 12: Hybrid Theory

Tue, 12 Oct 2021 10:05:00 GMT

This week, Doc and Mr. Brown are joined for the very first time by a special guest - Jeff, aka Jafar! We're going to form a sexy podcast sandwich, and he's the meat in the middle!

It's a ménage á trois of nu-metal as we breakdown the debut album of Linkin Park! We'll discuss the record, Linkin Park in general, urban dictionary and so much more!

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Episode 11: Grand Theft Auto 3

Tue, 05 Oct 2021 10:00:00 GMT

October, 2001.

No human had ever acted violently toward another. All was peaceful and nothing bad had ever happened, especially the month before.

Then this game came out.

And the human heart was dropped forever into a pit of unrelenting darkness.

It's GTA3! Join Doc and Mr. Brown as they dissect the exact moment in time that all hell broke loose and we as a species crossed the point of no return.

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Episode 10: Bashing Bash at the Beach at the beach

Tue, 28 Sep 2021 10:00:00 GMT

It's super nerdy, slightly clever, and totally weird sounding - it's Bashing Bash at the Beach at the beach!

Doc and Mr. Brown are coming to you live (to tape) from the beach, and they're going on and on about WCW in the mid 90's! Additionally, learn all about the odd set of circumstances behind this venture, and also learn all about how much we dislike Lex Luger!

This is a unique episode that truly the captures the lengths we'll go to just to bring you a shitty podcast. But hey - it's OUR SHITTY PODCAST.

Get over yourself.

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Episode 9: Masters of the Universe, Part 2

Tue, 21 Sep 2021 10:05:00 GMT

People of Eternia! Get ready for some straight up BDSM costumes and hardcore whipping action! It's Masters of the Universe, part 2!!!

Doc and Mr. Brown delve deep into all the Star Wars rip-offs, erotic masochism, and unreasonably good monologues you can possibly handle!

WILL THIS FILM NEVER END?! FIND OUT!!!

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Episode 8: Masters of the Universe, Part 1

Tue, 21 Sep 2021 10:00:00 GMT

Get ready for sweaty 80's movie mayhem as Doc and Mr. Brown talk about Masters of the Universe!

How long does it take us to get off track? SPOILER ALERT: 19 seconds! So grab a firm grip on your Cosmic Key and get ready to get crankin' on this journey!

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Episode 7: Eminem, Part 2

Tue, 14 Sep 2021 10:31:00 GMT

The fun just keeps on going! And by "fun", we of course mean, "endless dribble as we drink beer". AND THERE IS A WHOLE LOT OF THAT.

Get pumped as the guys ACTUALLY MANAGE TO TALK ABOUT THE THING THEY SAID THEY WOULD TALK ABOUT. It's a freaking day to remember!

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Episode 6: Eminem, Part 1

Tue, 14 Sep 2021 10:00:00 GMT

More angsty than a barrel full of teenagers standing outside a Hot Topic - it's Eminem!

Join Doc and Mr. Brown as they discuss their personal introductions to hip-hop, a whole lotta 90's references, and everything else EXCEPT THE WHOLE REASON WE'RE HERE. SERIOUSLY. WE DO NOT EVEN GET TO EMINEM IN THIS EPISODE.

NOT EVEN KIDDING.

Nothin' Good!

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Episode 5: Nintendo 64

Tue, 07 Sep 2021 10:00:00 GMT

BREAKING NEWS: Two grown-ass men talk about a 25 year old Video Game console like it’s the height of the human experience. But was it really? Quite possibly. But - do you know what is DEFINITELY NOT the peak of human enjoyment? THIS PODCAST. YOU’RE WELCOME.

Join Doc and Mr. Brown as they discuss and/or debate and/or babble about the finer points of the Nintendo 64! We’ll discuss highs, lows, tops, bottoms, and everything in-between!

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Episode 4: The Montreal Screwjob, Part 2

Tue, 31 Aug 2021 10:00:00 GMT

Question: What has four thumbs, no taste and can't stop rambling about wrestling in the late 90's?

Answer: THIS PODCAST.

Join Doc and Mr. Brown as they try to focus on one thing long enough to talk about The Montreal Screwjob. Will the podcast go as planned, or will we call for the bell early? Who knows!

One thing is for sure, we're not gonna keep it brief. So strap in, strap on, and get ready! And while you're all greased up, look for new episodes every Tuesday!

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Episode 3: The Montreal Screwjob, Part 1

Tue, 24 Aug 2021 10:00:00 GMT

Let the magical landscape of pro wrestling in 1996/97 spread itself before you like a barista with an OnlyFans account!

Join Doc and Mr. Brown as they begin to tackle the single most controversial moment in wrestling history, The Montreal Screwjob.

And listen as almost immediately it comes off the rails! Like, almost instantly! And then it keeps going! So much, that is has to be TWO EPISODES whaaaaaaaaaat?!

You may roll your eyes and ask us how we managed to get off track so soon, but honestly, we're surprised it took this long.

And just think - every Tuesday, WE'RE GONNA DO IT AGAIN.

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Episode 2: Children of Men

Tue, 17 Aug 2021 10:00:00 GMT

Join Doc and Mr. Brown as they discuss the dystopian drama that is the 2006 film, "Children of Men". Our illustrious hosts will dare to ask such amazing questions as:

"How do you pronounce Chiwetel Ejiofor?"

"Are you sure that's how you pronounce Chiwetel Ejiofor?"

"I feel like I'm still saying Chiwetel Ejiofor wrong. Am I still saying Chiwetel Ejiofor wrong?"

And so much more. So listen in, and watch for new episodes every Tuesday!

But seriously, how do you pronounce Chiwetel Ejiofor?

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Episode 1: Meet The Guys

Sat, 14 Aug 2021 02:47:50 GMT

It's groundbreaking! It's life-changing! It's the epitome of all things! And it in NO WAY is mindless, promotional drivel!

It's the inaugural episode of Nothin' Good! Sit down and wet your whistle on the refreshing. tandem audio cocktail that is Doc and Mr. Brown. WARNING: There is a substantial aftertaste.

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