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Episode 79: Flat Tongue Lickers, Dominican Demons & Stinky Men w/ Cinthia Medrano

Tue, 28 Oct 2025 11:00:00 GMT

this week we have a proper guest - The Cinthia Medrano, aka @ball00nzz, aka the dominican demon, aka my heart, aka my bestieeeeee. which thankfully we have SOMETHIN since we been mia the last three weeks hehe - did you miss us? some of the proper topics discussed were: bald men, the art of titty suckin, robots, edging, dating in nyc in 2025, and more.

besides that, Cin and Lex spend about 20 min selling themselves on why they should be wifed up already and then another 20 min on why men are incapable. just somer proper girl talk between a Libra and a Virgo, with no filters. we hope you enjoy! see u next week xx

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Episode 78: High Functioning Anxiety, Bare Minimum BS, and Living My Life Like a Rom Com

Tue, 30 Sep 2025 04:00:00 GMT

inconsistency is triggering, which is why we’re showing up for you today - say @THANKULEXX !! this week we go from discovery mode (gay sht) to survival mode (straight sht) in the matter of seconds. while we love men, we’re realizing how our bodies can reject them, how they’re sometimes not enough, and how we barely wanna be their friends… but we LOVE THEM RIGHT ?! anyways, its the opposite of our HX3 week so our Proper Host is feeling pretty anti and is running on E. fill her tank up by sharing this episode and rating us 5 stars !! kk that’s all for now, ily ttyl !!!

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Episode 77: Dumbocracy, Consistently Unsatisfied, and Battling Seasonal Depression

Tue, 23 Sep 2025 04:00:00 GMT

welcome back to another proper episode ! comment back if you even read this ??

Proper Recs:

Anxiety Tips

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Episode 76: Stop Sleeping on NJ, Stop Bringing Your Man to Events, & Stop Using Dating Apps

Tue, 16 Sep 2025 14:00:00 GMT

For time purposes (and since yall dont read this anyway) our copy writing team (Lex) will not be writing anything *still writes something*... Things we remember discussing:

stop sleeping on jersey
hamptons v new jersey
first time having cold brew
feeling insecure and disconnected
meeting ur fav influencers
stop bringing ur man to the function
prank phone calls
why i dont do dating apps

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The Inmate

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Episode 75: Vulnerability on Pretty Privilege, Self-Worth, and Finances as an Influencer

Tue, 09 Sep 2025 04:00:00 GMT

this week we record on the last day of our cycle which makes us a lil insecure and a lil emo — so we’re really considering this a filler episode. still filled with proper wisdom, your hosts navigates her current emotions on grieving, being an “aspiring” influencer, and the lack of love and finances. inspiring you to show up as you are is the goal here and we hope you take that w you, if anything!!

Proper Recs:

- Reading before bed

- Building healthy habits ahead of seasons change

- NWTN Home (not sponsored)

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Episode 74: Uncaught Bodies, A Pack of Tricks, and No Longer F*****g Fans

Tue, 02 Sep 2025 17:30:00 GMT

first episode since turning 30 and lex already got new rules in play (very virgo of her)!! this week we have some major PU’s of some characters we're leaving in our 20s (so this should be the last we hear about them EVER AGAIN) and with that, we carry the most valuable lesson which is to stop f*****g fans… anyways, your proper host is on some FINISH HIM mode and she’s bout to out some mf’s. adding to the gravesite if u will. hope you enjoy and see you next week!

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- Sending me a birthday present (cashapp $thankulexx, venmo thankulexx813)

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Episode 73: Turning 30, How to Properly Lay Pipe, and Public Nuts

Tue, 26 Aug 2025 04:00:00 GMT

everyone say happy birthday to your proper host by sending her $5 EACH - she deserves it since she’s entering her 30’s without a proper nut, ride or relationship. this week we raw dog w ya a lil more than usual… it’s virgo szn and lex is honestly going off the rails (send her $5 if you care). so pls enjoy this very vulnerable, reflective and light hearted episode where we reflect on our 20’s and see what we wanna bring into our 30’s (money and nuts).

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- The Summer I Turned Pretty

- Sending me a birthday present (cashapp $thankulexx, venmo thankulexx813)

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Episode 72: Dating Divas, Smelly Men, and No Broke Boys

Tue, 19 Aug 2025 04:00:00 GMT

we’ve got major PU’s this week but they put the PEEEYEWWWW in PU …. meaning we got some stanky mf’s getting added on to the story board. we also have a returning character (???) unsure of the vibes this week tbfh but as always — we UP! always UP when it’s our Hx3 week !! every week we realize how women are the way and men are (g)ay. anyways that’s all - enjoy !!!

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- No Broke Boys

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Episode 71: Unplugging the Plug, Staying Strapped and Grieving While Ovulating

Tue, 05 Aug 2025 04:00:00 GMT

we’re back but don’t ask us no questions. sit back, listen, laugh and rate us five stars. talk to us on IG tho and in the YT comments. kk ily bye!!

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- The Hunting Wives on Netflix

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Episode 70: Tongue Kissers Scare Me, Huda Stans Rise Up, and Florida Scammers

Wed, 02 Jul 2025 14:30:00 GMT

Trying our best to get an episode out to ya weekly, even if its proper nonsense - so here's that! Enjoy!

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Spearmint Tea

Love Island USA and my notes

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Episode 69: Intentionally Fluid, Practicing Free Will, and Love Bombing

Tue, 24 Jun 2025 15:30:00 GMT

We got another Proper Chat this week with some major updates: Lex is officially intentionally fluid (happy pride !!!), Cognac is back…, and fck cancer szn & fck a cancer!!

We kept it short n sweet for you since we do not actually get paid to be here and we’re about to burn tf out (pls spread the proper word the way you spread your legs for that man who dont even like you!!!).

Anyways we UP, never down - even when we feel down we still UP tf!!!

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Practicing Free Will

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Episode 68: No Ice Please, No Size Shaming & More Taurus Men

Tue, 17 Jun 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Feels like summer hasn't started yet but like it’s already ended ??? Question mark ?? Anyone else not fckn w the vibes? Us to - so we’re here to give you a proper quickie (at leastttttt 25 min of course) so you can catch a proper nut and get a lil distraction. We’re talkin nonecents but we fear your host made a buck or two with her mini PP (Proper Point) of the week: they’re just not that into you … and it’s really them not you … anyways - we’re into you tapping in every week so thank you, love you, and C U Next Tuesday !!

Proper Recs:

Love Island USA

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Episode 67: Girl Sht, Gay Sht, & Telling Men to Shut Up w/ Kia Little

Wed, 11 Jun 2025 00:00:00 GMT

this week we are out with the men and in with the V’s… as in Virgos… and whatever body part that starts with a V… that’s right, we’re talking gay sht today yall happy pride!!!!

we did all this and kept it PG with our Proper Guest, Kia Little (@kialikethecarr) — pretty girl spokesperson for the spoiled! who went from dating big (headed) men to pretty (proper) women

before we move forward, we want you to ask yourself some questions: am i gay? are you gay? imagine your life in 5 years, will you be gay then? the answer here is yes but let us know if you disagree.

anyways happy pride, f*ck ICE - and C U Next Tuesday!!!!

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Episode 66: Getting Bullied as an Adult, Dating Men is Getting Boring and Going Clubbing Alone

Tue, 03 Jun 2025 04:00:00 GMT

This week we have a light episode with some Proper Updates (peeeeyewww) on your Proper Mother’s boring dating life (because she’s dating *only* men, not *enough* men? unsure), going out alone, and her regular life type shiii.

Anyways, y'all barely read this anyways so ... go head and go tap in, tune in, n turn ON!

Proper Recommendations:

Final Destination: Bloodlines

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Episode 65: Prank or Peg?, Introducing Mr. NFL, and Finally Feeling Unfazed

Wed, 28 May 2025 10:00:00 GMT

how tf has it been 3 months since we’ve talked?? idek but we are back and up and RAW!!! please bare with the first couple min of audio - still working on production hehe

anyways, wtf is up ??? apparently your host’s confidence and character development ?? let’s let her have it, i guess … but we got some mf stories for you !! stories as in, Lex literally trying to move through life with a big heart n a$$ and life beating her down so now she just makes them into funny stories… when this is in fact her life :)

regardless, we UP!!! will let this episode speak for itself :)

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Episode 64: Legally Brunette, FMK: Astrology Edition, and Two Cuban Hyenas

Tue, 25 Mar 2025 04:00:00 GMT

we have our very first proper guest this week, Demi mf Mundo (@queendemi), and we play some games - not the games those men play… but some astrology games where you can play along - or with yourself!

alexis and demi are two cuban hyena’s in this week’s episode, sharing some confessions about previous (and unfortunately, still current) lovers, situationships, and entanglements (the E stands for earth sign men). in these situations you gotta ask yourself - will they let you be the STAR that you ARE (based on your star sign compatibility)… if they’re a Leo or Libra man then probably not.

besides that, lex caught a case and beat it, self represented, like the Virgo boss she is!!! she walked into the court room with a phat a$$ and a fat stack of papers defending her squatters rights!!!

anyways, we hope you enjoy this episode as much as we did. comment your thots and answers, leave us a 5 star review, and we’ll see you next tuesday!!!

Proper Recs:

Blink Twice
Hereditary
Take the MF TRIP!!!!

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Episode 63: LLNB, How to Live With Grief, and Crying on the Internet

Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:00:00 GMT

Last time we talked it was about getting over a ghost. That was nothing compared to what we’re going over this week. It’s only right I cry on the internet for one purpose, and that’s for Nalah Bean Fernandez. The one not the two. My best friend. My daughter. My sugar pie. We filmed this episode 4 weeks post Nalah and I still sat on this for another 3 weeks - so thank you for baring with us during this transition. Also note we are testing a new mic so it goes fuzzy for a sec. Anyway, next week will be more light hearted and back to our regular proper schedule. Thank you for holding space for us and loving us. Nalah left me in good hands <3 xx

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Episode 62: How to Get Over a Ghost & Under a Man, Got Cuddy?, and PH is Up

Tue, 21 Jan 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Ever been ghosted? I know you have bc you’re hot and proper and the hottest PP’s are the ones who get ghosted (just like you’re host)! This week our Proper Point is How to Get Over a Ghost & Under a Man — going through the psychological impacts of ghosting, and how tf to get through it (over it) in multiple ways. Besides that, your PH (Proper Host) gets vulnerable through her PH (Proper High) with her PP (Proper P____) — are you keeping up??? HELLO!!!!? Anyways, let us know how you feel about this episode by messaging us on IG and sharing your thots, stories, and praise. C U Next Tuesday !!!! ily

Proper Recs:

The Substance

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Episode 61: Father F*cker$, Pray for LA, and Winter Blues

Tue, 14 Jan 2025 05:00:00 GMT

we don’t have much to say this week but that doesn't mean we wont have a proper chat, HELLO! honestly do you even read these? let’s hope this week is one of the ones you don’t :) enjoy !!! xx

Links for LA Relief:

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food bank: https://www.lafoodbank.org/fire/

temporary donation center in NYC on jan 25th 2025 - 12pm-6pm - 31w 125th St New York, NY

Proper Recs:

Rewatching Summer House
Winter Survival Tip: Setting up your space like a winter cozy cafe
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Episode 60: Enjoying Being Lonely, Half Celibate, and Are You Addicted To Stress?

Tue, 07 Jan 2025 05:00:29 GMT

You ever enjoy your alone time so much that you feel like you got a crush?? That crush being yourself… Yeah - thats true celibacy we fear but that’s OK. It’s a path we’re choosing… Anyways, this week we get into a few boy updates, which boys??? THE boys… smh some made it over to 2025 but we’re putting an end to it !! (we hope) and we’ve been binge watching tv so we got mad recs for you! Besides that, our PP (Proper Point) of the week is: Are you addicted to stress? and how to rewire that thinking. We really hope you enjoy this week! Talk to us!! and C U Next Tuesday !!! xx

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Cruel Intentions (Series)
My Old Ass (Movie)
The Idea of You (Movie)
Becoming Supernatural by Dr. Joe Dispenza (Book)
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Episode 59: Wynx n Wild, Happy Holidays Ho, and Vision Boarding is an Art Form

Tue, 24 Dec 2024 05:00:24 GMT

Guess what we get to do today?? We GET TO be proper. Meaning we get to be ourselves in today’s proper chat with our not so sponsor, Wynx. We wooing, wynxin, n wildin as we dive into some revelations from Lex’s work week, the return of the Peloton instructor, and questioning what one would do for $20k. Our topic of the week is a lowkey serious one on how and WHY we should romanticize our lives — from how 2024 went, how we want 2025 to go, and how we want every minute in between to feel. We tippin n trickin as we run thru this so keep tf up!! Anyways, happy holidays ho — n see you next Tuesday!!

Proper Recs:

Best Case Scenario (Daily Journal Prompt)
Chula Playlist

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Episode 58: We’re Back, Sharing an Ex, and Lego Enchanted

Wed, 18 Dec 2024 00:00:00 GMT

You’re not hallucinating, this is not a drill, WE ARE BACK!!! Welcome to Season 2 (??) Episode 58 of PROPER!!! We’re so happy to be back with you every week, every Tuesday, to properly talk our sh*t!!

Please know how missed you were. We literally thought about you everyday that we didn’t speak!!

Now for the episode and what to expect — a 2024 wrapped of wtf has been happening on our end!! We’ve gained a few exes, we share one, and we survived a ghost experience!! Im so proud of us :) Lock in for some updates on previous characters and some new ones, a call from the proper plug and some real confessions on why it took us so long to start up again.

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Episode 57: Attention Seekers, Shmegma Fetish, and The Blackberry Era

Wed, 13 Mar 2024 04:00:00 GMT

We taking a trip to the flea market today, aka we still in the bargaining stage of a breakup…smfh but it’s alright we rideeee it out! Speaking of riding, how does one ride a captain hook? Specifically one where the hook is facing jitt… you feel it less right? Speaking of feelings, scorpio men… We’ll leave that there for you to dissect. Just like how we dissected uncut papis, shmegma, the blackberry era, jealousy from an attention seeker, mercury going into retrograde, and more! Besides that, Lex has a confrontation while Mike is on an apology tour. Enjoy!!

— American Nightmare (Show): 6.5/10

— Blackberry (Movie): 9/10

— Scarface (Movie): 10/10

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Episode 56: Beefin At The Wedding, 7/11 Feet, and How To Get Over A Breakup

Wed, 06 Mar 2024 05:00:19 GMT

Theme of this weeks episode: Let them (go.) And let GOD. That’s right, we’ve decided we’re preachers daughter(s) so our proper christian girls — rise up!! You know it’s our nuclear habit to hold on to men that we shouldn’t… But the previous full moon in Virgo got us feeling very purge like so we been saging, cleansing and **accepting**. The Proper Topic of the week includes how to get over a break up (aka the 5 stages of grief), and this is for all breakups, big or small!! We accept it all… Including now accepting calls and texts from YOU. That’s right, the highly requested Proper Hotline is now open and ready for you to use! Leave us a voicemail or text us at +1 813-444-8023 for some proper advise! Besides that, Lex pulls the plug again, while Mike is faced with his twin flame (a crackhead a 2am). Anyways, Enjoy!!

— Black Bird (Show): 10/10

— Upgraded (Movie): 8/10

— Mr. and Mrs. Smith (Show): 9/10

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Episode 55: Strip Searches, Breaking Up On Valentines Day, and Christian Connection

Wed, 28 Feb 2024 05:00:47 GMT

We going on a trip y’all! All expenses is paid for of course. A trip to visit the dumbest fish in the ocean… Ya Proper Hosts. You know they got 2 on this episode giving you personal stories and updates (they overshared, of course). Lex finally gets her moment to be on top (ANTM Style) while also going through a break up (they lasted six weeks). Mike went overboard again and played in the snow (for the third time this month) while also becoming your next favorite fitness influencer (she’s healthy!). You know they love balance… Showing you the Proper Highs n Lows of life, if you will. Besides that, Lex can’t even eat cheesy ramen n watch love island any more while Mike can’t stand someone who don’t know how to appreciate! Anyways, enjoy!!

— 2 On by Tinashe (Song): 10/10

— The Untethered Soul (Book): 8/10

— You Hurt My Feelings (Movie): 8/10

— Griselda (Show): 10/10

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Episode 54: Influencer Tea, Playing House, and Fan Behavior

Wed, 21 Feb 2024 05:00:38 GMT

You ever feel like having a crush makes you manic? When will having a crush feel calm and at peace? Is your crush HISpanic? Then you will NEVER be at peace… We really have no idea so we will continue being manic (having a crush) on REPLAY! Real question is, do you wash your puffers?? Your Proper Host get into some NDA type sh*t with some exclusive influencer insider tea on this past NYFW, along with a Proper Course on how to fight men off in the club. We know our PoW’s is hot commodities!! Besides that, Lex is spiraling over a crush again and Mike is spiraling over a cancer… Anyways, Enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations:

— Anatomy of the Fall (Movie): 9/10

— The Staircase (Movie): 8.5/10

— Love Island UK: Allstars (TV Show): 7.5/10

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Proper Bonus: I’m a MF MONSTER

Thu, 15 Feb 2024 05:00:50 GMT

We’re back with another Proper Bonus episode which is filled with nonsense and perspective! Your hosts do a deep dive on the Japanese Film: Monster (2023) — you know being proper critics with proper recommendations. Putting you on, if you will. Let’s talk more about it via DM!! Talk soon xx

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Episode 53: Cybernetic Pussy, Death by Rose Toy, and Bravo Hoes

Wed, 14 Feb 2024 05:00:53 GMT

This weeks episode is about a story of 4 toys and 1 girl (one of them toys being a dragon dildo) and the other being a dog… the story ends with a death by rose toy though. But we choosing to feel good today and treating ourselves with a proper shower… of cream and love. We also treating you to a brand new proper segment called Mike’s Fear FACTor where we discover a Florida law about zoophiles and stinky girls. Along with a quick pop culture segment about Bravo Culture and Real Housewives of New York. Besides that, Lex is the 1 girl we just spoke of and Mike was lost and then found again. Enjoy!!

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— Predestination (Movie): 3/10

— Monster (Movie): 10/10

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Episode 52: Keef, Codependency, and I Have Businesses

Wed, 07 Feb 2024 05:00:37 GMT

One thing your Proper Hosts have in common is fighting Karens in the club, particularly in Europe. But that was way back when — Now they’re commonality is masturbating to the thought of an ex… Anyone else?? This week, we have a long over due, PP requested episode talking all thing BUSINESS: From starting a business (with a best friend), betting on yourself, breaking up with a business partner/bestfriend, pivoting as an entrepreneur, and when to know it’s time to let something go. Besides that, Lex uses the hard “N” and Mike uses dating apps like Pokemon Go. Enjoy!!

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— In the Earth (Movie): 6.5/10

— The Beasts (Movie): 8/10

— Griselda (Show): 9/10

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Episode 51: Nighttime ASMR, Sugar Baby Talk, and Do You Wanna Be on Top?

Wed, 31 Jan 2024 05:00:42 GMT

We are seeking an arrangement this episode of which you (the PP) give us (ya PH’s) a 5-star review right now! Calling in all the bot head ass hoes, the sugar daddies, the boys, the marlins, the tunas, the assassins, and the ain't shit men — this ones for YOU! Ya Proper Hosts get into all things like being inexperienced with dating/relationships, being a sugar baby, snowing in the club, cocaine eyes, renting a boyfriend, and undercover girl bosses. But did you know ASMR hoes got the best throat game?? Anyways, besides that Lex had a proper sleepover and Mike relapsed (again). Enjoy!!

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— Self Reliance (Movie): 6.5/10

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Episode 50: Proper Wrapped, Urban Smut, and Free Therapy

Wed, 24 Jan 2024 05:00:33 GMT

First off, thank you for riding with us for an entire year!! 50 moments of completion together… and shoutout to 50 more because we cum in abundance! You know we speak in two different languages, manifestation and ADHD. Second off, sit up straight while you listen and reach real high for a laugh today since a whole lotta cents wasn’t made… Cents would be made though if you used the codes linked below. Anyways, your Proper Hosts reflect on our year together and go through a Proper Wrapped of lows, highs, nuts and recs; along with mp3 nostalgia, how gay men flirt, getting shared by him and his friend, self sabotage and scarcity mindset in dating, the FCAT and more!! The list goes on as well as this show. Cheers to another year in the Proper Commune! We love you xx

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— Flock (Book): 10/10

— Life for Sale (Book): 9/10

— Possessor (Movie): 8/10

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Episode 49: Reassurance Kink, Surviving Acne, and ADHD in Dating

Wed, 17 Jan 2024 05:00:04 GMT

Realize your real lies and tell us WHY we got a 4.9 review on apple? It’s serving “I love your confidence”… Anyways, are you a cheater or do you just have ADHD? Find out more in today’s episode along with some insight in introducing slapping to your (s3x) partner, virgos being manipulators (and business women), crying about acne, and gettin tied up like a christmas pig. Besides that, Lex got mistaken for a model by a model and Mike is slapping men for free. Enjoy!!

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— Past Lives (Movie): 10/10

— Getting smacked during s3x (Freaky): TBD

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Proper Bonus: Slurp My Bath Water

Thu, 11 Jan 2024 05:00:42 GMT

We’re trying something new and spreading things apart… a Proper Bonus if you will!! We take another expansion on some Proper Recommendations of last week, Salt Burn and May December. Have you watched them? What’s your rating? Let us know your thoughts! xx

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Episode 48: Polly Pocket Hunchin, Therapy 101, and Asking For Help

Wed, 10 Jan 2024 05:00:59 GMT

This week is a proper turn down compared to last week (and next), you know we love a balance! As you may know, half of this podcast is Gay — that’s right, you finally get to hear Lex’s coming out story! Being that we have a personal story on the docket, it’s only right we have some therapy 101, a Triple A segment, and a proper cry all in one! Your hosts go through an identity crisis, seasonal depression, and social anxiety in the same breath… like we said it’s a bit of a downer but the entertainment is still sprinkled! Besides that, Lex get’s unmatched and Mike goes from basic party girl to layered caring being. Enjoy!

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Episode 47: Letting Men Be Men, Erectile Dysfunction, and Getting Blocked

Wed, 03 Jan 2024 05:00:00 GMT

Talking about ED can be EASY and that’s exactly what we do this week. We’re starting the new year off right by having proper chats about both sides of ED with trying to normalize the topic of putting something soft in your mouth… Along with other topics like dropping babies, self sabotage, using escapism through dating, shrooms n sex parties, having businesses and more! The main takeaway of all of these conversations is that hurt people hurt people!! Besides that, Lex admits to some federal offenses and Mike made a man his high… which is crazy. Anyways, enjoy!!

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— Saltburn (Movie): 7.5/10

— May December (Movie): 8/10

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Episode 46: Cum Dumpsters, Simp Tendencies, and Finding Routine D*ck

Wed, 27 Dec 2023 05:00:03 GMT

2024 is all about letting go of toxicity, realizing who tf you are (a proper puta!!), and becoming a cum dumpster! With the current moon in Cancer, it’s only right to show out for our last episode of the year. We’ve got real life conversations about being “too much” for someone who’s really too little, partners that lie, daddy issue revelations, and toxic patterns. Besides that, Lex arguing with a sassy spiderman and Mike had bareback $ex in congress?? Enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations:

— Dune (Book): 8/10

— Why Women Kill Season 1 (Show): 9/10

— Renaissance: A Film by Beyoncé: 10/10

— Saving new contacts with profile pics (a way to humanize during this digital age, especially with dating!!)

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Episode 45: Semen Fun Facts, Soft Core, and Asphyxiation Kinks

Wed, 20 Dec 2023 05:00:23 GMT

Proper recommendation of the week: Suck some d*ck to fall asleep quicker but make sure you swallow!! (Semen got melatonin in it) So men — go head and thank ya proper founders for this TIP. Real question is, you ever choked on your saliva while nutting? Lex has… you know she be fainting and choking and doing all things while nutting because she’s a virgo and virgo’s are multitaskers!! Speaking of choking, we get into asphyxiation kinks along with distinguishing squirters and creamers, some dating updates and some story times (part one to next week) well yes!! Besides that, Lex is unemployed again and Mike is employed!! Enjoy!!

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— Mocha Red Nails

— Why Women Kill (Show)

— Leave the World Behind (Movie)

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Episode 44: Hunch or Punch, Explosive Ma$turbation, and Love Bombing

Wed, 13 Dec 2023 05:00:37 GMT

Question(s) of the hour: Are you a toy girl or a hand girl? How long should one date before getting into a relationship? How do you prep for the New Year? How does one prefer to have their balls held? The list goes on!! Regardless of your answer, you’re still proper!! We also get expert tips on how to suck d*ck, self plug, and goal set. Besides that, Lex gives updates on her current hinge victims and Mike gets cheated on!! Enjoy!

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— Crying in Hmart (Book)

— Minx (Show)

— Notion Templates (Lex's Temps)

— Wearing cute sets to sleep (Amazon List)

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Episode 43: Putting the D in Desperate, Pu$$y Aesthetics, and Throuples

Wed, 06 Dec 2023 05:00:00 GMT

Your Proper Hosts tried something new this week and removed the filter of ethics (please don’t cancel them !! it’s comedy !!) and discussed some personal stories, shared stories and catfish stories! Some topics they went over were: cum preferences, pu$$y aesthetics, a$$ play (introducing it to your man), cults n communes, Helen Keller and more!! Besides that, Lex is living in a hallmark movie and gives major updates on her dating life (she’s getting into throuple!!), while Mike cries on his birthday! Enjoy!

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Proper Recommendations:

— Haunt (Movie): 7.5/10

— Kindle (Amazon): 10/10

— Ego Tunnel (Book): 7/10

— Girl Interrupted (Book): 8/10

— Animal Crossing: New Horizons (Game): 10/10

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Episode 42: Overcumming Obstacles, Skin Flavored Lollipops and Standing on Business

Wed, 29 Nov 2023 05:00:28 GMT

Question of the hour: Do I like em’ or am I just bored? This week, your proper hosts each answer this question, or try to, while also talking about option paralysis in dating. Don’t ask them what they’ve been up to recently though because they do not know!! Seasonal depression has taken over and they are floating by, overcumming, and cuming over — while also standing on business!! Again, trying to anyways… y’all know how it is!! We’ve got a light dating life update, some fake news, and some lies were told this episode — like when we said we was standing on business. Anywayssss, Lex is sober and Mike keeps having the same first date. Enjoy!!

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— To Catch a Killer (Movie): 8/10

— Still Alice (Movie): 10/10

— No Hard Feelings (Movie): 9/10

— Gia (Movie): 6/10

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Episode 41: Living an Abundant Life, Money Mindset, and Manipulative Men

Wed, 15 Nov 2023 13:13:23 GMT

You ever been scared to look at your bank account? Trust babes, you’re not alone. This week, your hosts dive into all things money mindset, including getting out of scarcity mindset and realizing that abundance is unconditional. This episode is honestly filled with heavy big bro/big sis advice as they also dive into advice on a toxic relationship. If you have the urge to look through your partners phone, would you?? Answer now on Spotify (or by DMing us)! Besides that, Lex has Klarna working overtime and Mike got ghosted after sharing the pod to a lover. Enjoy!!

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Proper Recommendations:

— Assassination Nation (Movie): 8/10

— The Boys (TV Show): 8/10

— Kindle (Amazon): 10/10

— Spiraling Higher Podcast (Episode 25): 10/10

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Episode 40: Boiler Room, Boundary Setting, and Post Nut Clarity

Wed, 08 Nov 2023 12:32:12 GMT

We’re fourty, horny, and gory this episode! Celebrating some big wins like boundary setting with parents, taking men off the pedestal, and mommy issues — something we can all relate to :) Be sure to win with us by claiming our messages and listening to your proper guides! We also dive into how to maintain a proper routine and developing healthy habits for the rest of the year. Besides that, Mike met horse girl and Lex stepped in horse shit!! Enjoy!

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— Gen V (Show): 8/10

— The Housemaid Secrets (Book): 9/10

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Episode 39: Trusting Him, Negative Self Talk, and Scorpio Moons

Wed, 01 Nov 2023 04:00:41 GMT

The main takeaway of today’s episode is to trust Him, not the jitt you're dating or call your “husband”, but capital H I M. Meaning, the only man we trust is the wise Man himself, capital M I K E. On this week’s segment of AAA (Alexis’ Astrology Anonymous) we discover how scorpio moons are meant to suffer, and sh*t is just bound to go down this week with the moon double eclipsing. So some wise advice, go make that appointment with your therapist, or the señora at the botanica… regardless it’s anonymous!! Besides that, Lex breaks through some negative self talk, and Mike left a party for once! Anyways, enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations:

— Atomic Habits (BBC): 10/10

— Kath & Kim (Show): 8/10

— Look Away (Movie): 1/10

— Frayed (HBO): 10/10

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Episode 38: Unemployment, Addiction, and Reflection

Wed, 25 Oct 2023 04:00:41 GMT

Big shoutout to the hot, happy and unemployed. If you identify as that, stand up! If you do not, get us a job then!! Real question is, why the unemployed be spending the most money? Real answer is, never look sad! On some realness, shoutout to the ones struggling with addiction. This week we touch on all the above and then some of the below — including not having time to detox, bad bitches who don’t blink OR stutter, and being tall, dark, and mid?? Anyways, Lex tusseling with one of her boyfriends again (caught live for the pod) and Mike is back in his rat cage. Enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations:

— Mindset Mentor with Rob Dial (Podcast): 9/10

— Us (Movie): 10/10

— DJ Radio (Spotify Feature)

— Totally Killer (Movie): 7/10

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Episode 37: Choosing Celibacy, Dating Anxiety, and Trading Spouses

Thu, 19 Oct 2023 21:55:18 GMT

This week’s episode is truly meant for you to escape reality for an hour and maybe gain some CLARITY. Your proper hosts teleport back to May of 2020, Gay Twitter, when times were simpler — to have a Proper conversation about astrology, the economy, and being unemployed of course!! We’re just two rats speaking too rats!! We also get serious and talk about the crippling anxiety one can feel in dating, the pressure to have an active sex life, and the fear of being alone. Besides that, Lex starts a trend and Mike is no longer a Michelin star chef. Enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations:

— The Boys (Show): 8/10

— Ma (Movie): 8.5/10

— Love Is Blind (Season 5): 8.5/10

— Blondie in China (Youtuber)

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Episode 36: Florida Men, Squatters Rights, and Hookup Culture

Wed, 11 Oct 2023 04:00:53 GMT

Y’all don’t wanna talk about 9/11 though!! But neither do we… but Mariah Carey does… and she’s our guest today!! You know we playing, but we do have a real life celebrity on the pod and it’s your Proper Host!! Lex gets into influencer life and sharing her experience on her first brand trip, while Mike gets into how he is actually THE Florida Man. Besides that your hosts get into a degree of topics like getting too comfortable with being comfortable, being bed-less, and yaks! Shoutout to the blue collar kings out there. Anyways, enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations:

— Sitting in Bars With Cake (Movie): 9/10

— Beaches from 1988 (Movie)

— Sancurary (Movie) — 4/10

— Black Bear (Proper Cult Classic | Movie): 9/10

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Episode 35: Christian Girl Autumn, Getting Revenge, and Proper Projecting

Wed, 04 Oct 2023 04:00:20 GMT

If you gain anything from this episode, it’s to remember that you can be a dumb b*tch and a smart b*tch at the same time. You don’t have to choose!! We can honestly smell the lack of therapy on yo breath though so let’s fix that! Maybe while you do that, our Proper Hosts can fix the stench of projection they portrayed this week. It was a rough one for most of us but we thrive!! Regardless, we promise to help you escape reality during our hour long chat. Besides that, Lex and Mike are fighting!! Enjoy!!

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Talk To Me (Movie), Selling OC (Netflix Season 2)

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Episode 34: Squirting the Bed, Sh*t Talking, and Building Healthy Habits

Wed, 27 Sep 2023 04:00:05 GMT

Message for our overthinkers: Sometimes you just gotta tell ya self to STFU!! Which is one thing our proper hosts were incapable of doing this week. With a whole lotta $hit talking also came some pi$s talking. But you know your hosts always get deep (yeah) and went over topics like pressure from immigrant parents, breaking unhealthy habits, and un-shy b0oty h0les. Besides that, Lex is dating herself again and Mike discovers that he’s a personality hire! Anyways, enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations:

Solo Date Ya Self!!, Maid (Show), Fika (Swedish Pastry n Coffee)

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Episode 33: Hustle Culture, Unfollowing DJs, and Filthy Rich Men

Thu, 21 Sep 2023 04:00:00 GMT

Feeling burnt out recently? It’s that last quarter blues but we have a solution for you: Listen to this mf podcast — it’ll only take you 32 hours!! Fr though, life is too short for small things to bother you… and ya’ll know what things we’re referring to… so girl. let. him. go!! Your proper hosts get vulnerable (aka overshare) this episode covering topics like adult hormonal acne, hustle culture, burnout, and filthy rich men. Besides that, Lex got beef with a DJ and Mike is… tired. Thats all, enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations:

Hanna (Movie), Becoming Supernatural (Lex's BBC)

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Episode 32: Clit Me Down, Astral Projection, and Human Connection

Wed, 13 Sep 2023 04:00:15 GMT

Is the self development craze pushing us further from connection? Regardless, we’ve decided that Lex and life are wayyyy too short to be stressed. Also, stop beating yourself up for being loving!! Real question is, should she spit in his face? Make this make sense by listening to this weeks episode!! Besides that, Lex’s yoga instructor fantasy cums to life and Mike is in his bruja era!! Enjoy!!

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Episode 31: Gutter Girls, Dry Hunching, and Coping With Rejection

Wed, 06 Sep 2023 04:00:16 GMT

Let’s keep it real and raw, is rejection even real? This week, your Proper Hosts dive into the concept of rejection and how to cope through it, because remember - rejection is a form of projection. Our hosts also dive into topics like: involuntary celibacy, dry hunching, a cult called Texas, and dooms day. Besides that, Lex talks about having meat in her mouth at all times while Mike tries out for Love Island Sweden! Enjoy!!

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Episode 30: Thirty, Dirty and Thriving

Wed, 30 Aug 2023 04:00:32 GMT

Repeat after me: Thirty, Flirty, and Thriving — now leave a 5-star review to claim this message!! Proper is getting old and so is our tolerance for fixer uppers… aka MEN. We’ve got celebrations, updates, and random bull$hite to feed you this week so stay ready. Besides that, Lex tore her pu$$y at solid core again, and Mike is actually moving to NYC!! Enjoy!!

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Insecure (TV Show), Grand Budapest Hotel (Movie), Glass Onion (Movie)

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Episode 29: Anxious Attachment, Avoidant Attachment, and Delulu Attachment Styles

Wed, 23 Aug 2023 04:00:00 GMT

PSA for the men: Get in tune with ya self and journal! PSA for the ladies: realize his real lies… YEAH. Real question is, would you let your man have his bachelor trip in Colombia? If your answer is yes, listen to this episode right now to gain some clarity, girl. Your proper hosts also get into attachment styles in dating, argument boundaries, and how men should be more emotional. Besides that, Lex suffers from SULS (severe upper lip sweat) and Mike suffers from not getting enough attention. Anyways, enjoy!!

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The Perfection (Movie), The Handmaid (BBC), Temptation Island (TV Show), Atomic Blonde (Movie), Selfcare (for the men)

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Episode 28: Men’s Frontal Lobe Era, Catching a Nut, and a Proper Situationshit

Wed, 16 Aug 2023 04:00:40 GMT

Question of the week is — why is it so hard to catch a nut these days? We’re truly just trying to be in our rat girl era but the universe has other plans… That’s right, one of our Proper Hosts is on the verge of getting cuffed!! Did we mentioned we’re also in our delulu era? All we ask is to please come together as we pray for Mother Lex to get the proper plugging she deserves. Besides that, Lex encounters THE candy man, and Mike get’s a haircut that has him looking like Aron Piper. Anyways, enjoy!!

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Survival of the Thickest (Netflix) and The Housemaid (BBC)

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Episode 27: City Girl Dating, Getting Unblocked, and Ugly Men Who Cheat

Wed, 09 Aug 2023 04:00:01 GMT

Would you date someone who lives in your apartment building? What if there were multiple prospects, would you be choosey or date them all? Listen to your proper hosts this week as they get into it and share some personal stories along with some none personal ones involving an ugly man who cheated… sad. Besides that, Lex get’s unblocked for the fourth time and Mike comes out as a bottom! Enjoy!!

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Episode 26: Hormonal Acne, Chewing on Vitamins, and Why Men Should Pay On First Dates

Wed, 02 Aug 2023 04:00:20 GMT

What are your thoughts on paying on the first date? Should it be the woman or the man (for a het relationship ofcourse)? Does it even make a difference? Another question though, how do you feel about your partner dancing with other people? Listen this week to hear two polar opposite opinions and decide who you align with more. Besides that, we congratulate Lex finally getting her period and Mike taking a leave from raving… for 3 days. Anyways, Enjoy!!

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Episode 25: Rat Girl Aesthetic, Saggiterrorist, and Proper Styling 101

Wed, 19 Jul 2023 04:00:29 GMT

Wanna be on top? Us too. Despite attempting soft girl summer, we’re still proper whores at heart, hehehe. This week is a proper chaotic one as your Hosts dive into multiple topics and nostalgic memories, including loving men but not trusting them, being a healed Saggiterrorist, and our old Youtube Channel attempt. But that’s not all, we also give you proper styling tips, (for men and women and everything in between) from an actual stylist!! Besides that, Lex discovers she is the Latina Marilyn Monroe, and Mike goes to the police — to report whom? You’ll find out. Enjoy!!

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Suzume (Anime), A Silent Voice (Anime)

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Episode 24: Mediocre D*ck, Breaking Celibacy, and Matching Energies

Wed, 12 Jul 2023 04:00:32 GMT

What are your thoughts on matching energies? Like if someone you’re dating starts to pull back, would you do the same? How about if your closest friend started to act out of character, would you match their energy and be aggy back? Find out, this week as your hosts have a Proper Chat about matching energies, difficulty dating, and being attracted to toxicity. Besides that, Lex finally tans her bussy for self-care Sunday, and Mike is finally sober… from water! Enjoy!!

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Episode 23: Blind Assassins, Energy Leeches, and Friendship Breakups

Wed, 05 Jul 2023 04:00:17 GMT

Going through a friendship breakup? Thinking about breaking up a friendship? Us too… Thats right, we’re officially done!! Hehehehe kidding!! Our Proper Hosts do get serious this episode in discussing friendship breakups, their own experiences with them, how to identify if you should distance yourself from a friend and a how-to proper guide on getting through these breakups. Basically everything but their own friendship breaking up at one point 🤭 PERO, thats a topic for a different day. Besides that, Lex decides Shakespeare is canceled while Mike gets canceled from raving. Enjoy!!

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Infinity Pool (now on Hulu), Murder Mystery Movies (Netflix)

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Episode 22: Purity Rings, Proper Plugging, and Getting Over the Fear of Living

Wed, 28 Jun 2023 04:06:02 GMT

Constantly overthinking? Feeling held back from doing what you want? Tik tik tok bi*** time is up!! Out with that old headspace and in with the new — this week, while your Proper Hosts serve you something real n raw. The proper guides use their own proper guides to then proper guide you once more, because this is a growth podcast!! Besides that, Lex shares how she’s talking to three men who aren't talking to her back, and Mike discovers some gay news about purity rings! Enjoy!!

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The Four Agreements (Baddie Book Club), A 4D Movie Experience, Based on a True Story (Show)

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Episode 21: Lollipop Bodies, Gym Boy TikTok, and a Summer Reset

Wed, 14 Jun 2023 04:00:31 GMT

It’s time for you to channel that earth sign energy in your birthchart and PLAN something in your life. We’ve got you covered with a Proper Guide to a Summer Reset where your hosts give you tips on how to make the best of the season! From learning how to properly get a good source of vitamin D to just saying “yes”, this is our first official summer without restrictions so there’s no holding back!! Besides that, Lex reminisces on getting blocked and Mike gets a taste of luxury. Enjoy!!

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The Kardashians (Series), Girl Interrupted (Movie)

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Episode 20: A Proper Guide to Confidence with Erika Eileen

Wed, 07 Jun 2023 04:00:37 GMT

You know when we say were gonna do something, we do it. Honored to introduce our first guest to Proper, THE Confidence Coach her self, Erika Eileen to the floor!!!!

In her short time on the scene, Erika (thestrategyslt_) has been featured in Cosmopolitan magazine as well ranked Top 20 podcasts in the self help category for her podcast, RATED E FOR ERIKA. Erika's mission is to support people in feeling sexy and free - both inside and outside of the bedroom. And we do just that in this weeks episode. Lex and Mike ask all of your questions from how to gain confidence trying something new in the bedroom, to gaining confidence exploring your sexuality, to even confidence within entrepreneurship — mother and father came prepared!!

Besides that, Lex and Mike get proper low and high with you, as they always do — the lows are lowing but I think we all can relate.. Anyways, Enjoy!!

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Episode 19: Rave Culture, Pill Poppers, and White Sneakers

Wed, 31 May 2023 04:00:00 GMT

Proper does not endorse or encourage the use of illegal substances. Stay safe, party responsibly, and remember, laughter is the best rave accessory!

Mother always said to not accept candy from strangers but that went out the window this weekend while Mike was in Berlin or should we say, Game of Thrones. If you’re interested in learning about the Proper Ins n Outs of Rave Culture, then keep listening as Mike dives into his experience raving solo, with friends, and even some rats! Covering all things from s3x dungeons to a dance battle with a bride, there’s no holding back. Stay tuned to see how gynecology and techno cum together in this Proper Introduction to Rave Culture. Besides that, Lex unplugs while Mike butt plugs. Enjoy!!

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Vanderpump Rules

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Episode 18: Mrs. 305, Becoming Latina, and Getting Unhinged

Wed, 24 May 2023 12:52:36 GMT

Ever asked a guy a question and he unmatched you on Hinge, out the blue? So has Mike… so y'all are in this together! Note to self, don’t ask no questions 🫢 This week we have another proper update with Mother Lex realizing she’s a Miami 10 on Mother’s day, and Father Mike becoming Latina. Besides that, Lex accidentally encountered a live scissor show and Mike takes note of the none note. Anyways, C u next week ;) Enjoy!!

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Pleasure (Movie)

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Episode 17: South Florida Boyfriends, Public Ma$tURBA+I0N, and A Proper Update

Wed, 17 May 2023 04:00:00 GMT

Although we’re having a busy month, we will never leave you hanging. This week we have a proper update from Mother Lex, Father Mike, and our special guest, Mr. 305!!! Lex discusses manifesting a south Florida boyfriend, what happens behind the NYC Costco, and getting a BBL (a lymphatic drainage massage). Mike’s update involves getting a new career and leaving the podcast, which is why we have Mr. 305!! Besides that, they discuss their summer plans involving some Italian stallions. Enjoy!!

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Bupkis (Series), Love and Death (Series), and Big Little Lies (Series)

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Episode 16: Hot Girl Walks, Technosexualality, and Keeping it Kinky

Wed, 10 May 2023 04:00:00 GMT

Ever wondered if your kinks are the same as everyone else’s? Lucky for you, we made us a Proper Guide to Kinks. Our founders talk everything kinky; from what exactly is a kink, the least and most common kinks, ways to self discover your kinks, and they kinda get kinky themselves. Besides that, Mikes dad saw Alexis’ ass, and Lex reverses roles and starts catcalling on the streets of New York. Enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations Mentioned:

Thirteen (Oldie but Goldie Movie), and Pleasure Uncut (Movie)

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Episode 15: Hormone Health, I Need Therapy, and A Proper Guide to Loneliness

Wed, 03 May 2023 04:00:19 GMT

Todays mood: Alexa, play Lonely by Akon :/ Like do you ever feel lonely in a room filled with people? Living alone and feel extra lonely lately? We’ve got you covered this week with a Proper Guide to Loneliness. Our Proper Founders cover all things lonely from feeling it, going through it, and overcoming it. Using Lex's semi-healed perspective and Mike’s toxic extroverted habits, we’re sure you’ll find relation. Besides that, Mike realizes he needs therapy after he partied for 72 hours straight, and Lex is ready to get pregnant! Who's excited?? Enjoy!!

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Close (Movie), Nespresso Coffee Machine (Lex's Link)

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Episode 14: Keeping it Real, Funky Friends, and Proper Beef

Wed, 26 Apr 2023 16:29:51 GMT

We’re here to keep it real, keep it a BUCK and tbh we got BEEF. This week, Lex and Mike go on n on about their beef for literally 45 minutes… although they’d describe it as a ‘mini episode’. But we’re not talking about personal beef, we’re talking about the new IT GIRL show on Netflix called ‘Beef’. Besides that, Lex talks about surrendering and trusting the universe, and Mike gives advise on personal hygiene — although we all know he showers every 3 days… the audacity he has. Oh and they’re also gonna start building a commune — applications to apply require a 5-star rating and a follow on our Proper socials hehehehe. Anyways, enjoy!!

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Beef (Series), Unstable (Series), Bodies Bodies Bodies (Movie)

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Episode 13: Mia Goth Stan Club, I Came I Fainted, and Proper Hot Boxes

Wed, 19 Apr 2023 04:00:12 GMT

It’s only right we have a Proper celebration for our favorite holiday, 4/20!! But what’s your ideal blunt rotation — if you could smoke with anyone, who would it be?? This week, our Proper Founders play a little game of Proper Hot Boxes where they build blunt rotations based on their favorite reality celebs, artists, and the Michelin Man? Unsure… but there was no holding back on the creativity! Besides that, Lex gives us the tea on cuming and fainting… in that order, and Mike has a soft launch. Enjoy!!

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X (Movie), Pearl (Movie), Shiva Baby (Movie), and Swarm (Series)

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Episode 12: Feral Summer Szn, Take Your Vitamins, and Proper Pickup Lines

Wed, 12 Apr 2023 04:00:27 GMT

Since summer is approaching, we know what that means — the feral cats are OUTSIDE. Feral cats as in us… we… you… but, we’re DONE with the apps. So how do we approach them in person? What are some proper pickup lines? Our Proper Founders got you covered with pickup lines and their scenarios, what not to say, and ofcourse a pep talk to get you confident and ready to get your proper lay(s) all summer long! Besides that, Mike breaks up with the pod to become a Morality Marine, and Lex realizes that we’re all living in a simulation. Enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations Mentioned:

Magnolia Parks (BBC), Elite (Netflix), Swarm (series), X (movie)

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Episode 11: Hyper Active Stoners, A Proper Munch, and First Date Prepping

Wed, 05 Apr 2023 04:00:34 GMT

Got the first date gitters?? We got you covered!! Alexis and Mike did their proper parent duties to get you all prepped and ready for your first date(s). Lex gives a pep talk as an amazing mother does, and Mike preps some ice breaker questions for you. Be sure to listen to this while you get ready!!Besides that, Mike is getting set up on a blind date and Alexis reminisces on a previous proper munch from her expired roster… sad. Anyways, enjoy!!!

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The Mindy Project (series), Triangle of Sadness (movie), MA (movie), The Innocents (movie), Mike's bussy poppin playlist (Spotify Playlist)

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Episode 10: A Proper Cum, The Adderall Shortage, and Visiting Home

Wed, 29 Mar 2023 04:00:11 GMT

It can be tough being the only one in your family who moved away from your hometown, but we’re here to relate. Your hosts, Alexis & Mike, get into some deep level s**t around visiting your hometown as an adult… who moved away. With each of them having semi different experiences, we’re sure you’ll find some relatability in the changes of family dynamic. Besides that, we are going through a PROPER CONSTRUCTION — so bare with us. Mike threatens any trademark infringers with Mr. Alex Murdaugh and Alexis plans on getting a tattoo on her jawline. Enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations mentioned:

Triangle of Sadness (Movie), Peaky Blinders (Series), Birthday Girl (BBC — Lex's Baddie Book Club)

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Episode 9: RIP OFF DUTY

Wed, 22 Mar 2023 04:00:19 GMT

That’s right, we broke up… or did we? You’ll have to find out in this weeks episode as Alexis and Mike get real with their ~~Off Duty Baddies~~. Today’s chat is filled with transitions, growth, and lawsuits. Besides that, Mike is getting kicked out of Sweden and Alexis is struggling with being a proper adult… at her big age. Anyways, enjoy!!

Recommendations mentioned:

Everything Everywhere All At Once (Movie), Banshee’s of Insherine (Movie), Murdaugh Murders (Docu), Summer House (Reality TV)

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Lex would also like to thank some partners while also getting you some $$$ off:

BirthDate Candle: Code ALEXISF10 already applied at checkout!

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Episode 8: Certified Notionista, RIP Sophie, and I Met Drake!!

Wed, 15 Mar 2023 04:00:52 GMT

Concert szn is approaching us so it was only right that the OD Founders did a story time of their best concert moments. Listen up for this exclusive story time!! SPOILER: Aly & AJ are fans of the podcast 🤭 Besides that, Lex’s tampa accent is stronger than ever and Mike is finally out of his spiral. Enjoy!!

Recommendations mentioned:

Christine (Movie), RHONJ (Show), RHONY (Show), Voices From The Drug Culture (Book)

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Episode 7: My Face Looks Like An A** Hole, Happy Endings, and Designing Our New Studio

Wed, 08 Mar 2023 05:00:01 GMT

Ring Ring Ring ☎ The OD Founders are calling! Todays episode is more of a freestyle phone call vibe with Alexis and Mike as they chaotically jump from topic to topic. These two talk about everything between happy ending massages, moving to Barcelona, and sharing their love for Jessica Simpson, Brook Hogan, Vanessa Hudgens — the list goes on. Besides that, Alexis finds her potential bachelorette, and Mike really wants a tanned a** hole. We suggest to sit back, relax, and enjoy the s**t show. Enjoy!!

Recommendations mentioned:

It Follows (Movie), The Watcher (Movie), ClassPass (Lex’s Link!), Spin Me Round (Movie)

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