60 acast.com <![CDATA[OLD CASTARDS with Smith & Jones]]> https://shows.acast.com/old-castards-with-smith-jones en Mark Smith Oldmen Productions Mark Smith and Ben Jones are two Twitch streamers who feel old before their time, and they don't care who has to hear about it! Part of the OLDMEN ARMY online community, join the duo on their light-hearted journey as they talk about (and mock) current events, aim to broaden their horizons and learn new things, and most importantly - get distracted and chat absolute nonsense! With regular special guests, Smith & Jones aim to create a weekly safe space to lift your spirits and shoot the breeze, with plenty of listener interaction and input along the way!


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]]> Mark Smith and Ben Jones are two Twitch streamers who feel old before their time, and they don't care who has to hear about it! Part of the OLDMEN ARMY online community, join the duo on their light-hearted journey as they talk about (and mock) current events, aim to broaden their horizons and learn new things, and most importantly - get distracted and chat absolute nonsense! With regular special guests, Smith & Jones aim to create a weekly safe space to lift your spirits and shoot the breeze, with plenty of listener interaction and input along the way!


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]]> true Mark Smith info+64e4d9f792d30d0010ab0de4@mg-eu.acast.com 64e4d9f792d30d0010ab0de4 old-castards-with-smith-jones episodic https://assets.pippa.io/shows/64e4d9f792d30d0010ab0de4/1709324148914-809b4132476378f80e602e614d293738.jpeg https://shows.acast.com/old-castards-with-smith-jones <![CDATA[OLD CASTARDS with Smith & Jones]]> <![CDATA[ZEUS' NYLON STOCKINGS]]> Wed, 15 May 2024 05:00:50 GMT 55:10 6643f31142f671001371979d true https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy 6643f31142f671001371979d 64e4d9f792d30d0010ab0de4 zeus-nylon-stockings full 32 It's episode 32! This week, Smith and Parsons catch up on their week and discuss various topics, including the hot weather, cooking mishaps, binge-watching TV shows, and their lack of motivation for gaming and streaming. Mark hosts the 'ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLDMAN' quiz before they celebrate Nylon Stocking Day. They mention the popularity of nylon stockings in the past and suggest fun ways to celebrate the day. Current gaming habits are discussed, mostly surrounding Pokémon Go and Football Manager. Gary's CRAZY FACTS involve Command and Conquer Red Alert in China and the origins of Assassin's Creed. They end the conversation by discussing their shared taste in music before Mark's CRAZY NEWS, including British insults at risk of dying out, and Pokémon Go players altering map data. The pod ends with the answers to this week's quiz.


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]]> It's episode 32! This week, Smith and Parsons catch up on their week and discuss various topics, including the hot weather, cooking mishaps, binge-watching TV shows, and their lack of motivation for gaming and streaming. Mark hosts the 'ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLDMAN' quiz before they celebrate Nylon Stocking Day. They mention the popularity of nylon stockings in the past and suggest fun ways to celebrate the day. Current gaming habits are discussed, mostly surrounding Pokémon Go and Football Manager. Gary's CRAZY FACTS involve Command and Conquer Red Alert in China and the origins of Assassin's Creed. They end the conversation by discussing their shared taste in music before Mark's CRAZY NEWS, including British insults at risk of dying out, and Pokémon Go players altering map data. The pod ends with the answers to this week's quiz.


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]]> SATURDAY NIGHT BALLBAGS SATURDAY NIGHT BALLBAGS Wed, 01 May 2024 05:00:45 GMT 38:49 66317469ac8cdb00122dcc65 true https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy 66317469ac8cdb00122dcc65 64e4d9f792d30d0010ab0de4 saturday-night-ballbags full 31 It's Episode 31, and everybody is away! Don't fear though, as we have previously unheard content for you still! Smith hosts the 'ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLD MAN' quiz before playing an old clip about fish fingers and custard (and Doctor Who) that he recorded with Tunny. Then, Marky and Gnarky bring you last week's CRAZY FACTS and CRAZY NEWS, which revolve around 90s Saturday night TV shows inclduing, Gladiators, Blind Date, The Big Break, and Noel's House Party. Things get crazier when the hosts discuss a Super Bowl winner losing his ring in a pool of Skyline Chili, and an escaped racehorse joining commuters at a train station. Smith ends the episode with the answers to the quiz. Back to normal next week!


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]]> It's Episode 31, and everybody is away! Don't fear though, as we have previously unheard content for you still! Smith hosts the 'ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLD MAN' quiz before playing an old clip about fish fingers and custard (and Doctor Who) that he recorded with Tunny. Then, Marky and Gnarky bring you last week's CRAZY FACTS and CRAZY NEWS, which revolve around 90s Saturday night TV shows inclduing, Gladiators, Blind Date, The Big Break, and Noel's House Party. Things get crazier when the hosts discuss a Super Bowl winner losing his ring in a pool of Skyline Chili, and an escaped racehorse joining commuters at a train station. Smith ends the episode with the answers to the quiz. Back to normal next week!


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]]> <![CDATA[MARK'S LITTLE THING with Marky & Gnarky]]> Wed, 24 Apr 2024 05:00:17 GMT 59:37 6628373733dbf40012903929 true https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy 6628373733dbf40012903929 64e4d9f792d30d0010ab0de4 marks-little-thing full 30 IT'S EPISODE 30!!! In this episode, Marky and Gnarky discuss their furthest travels in each compass direction, their dream destinations, and the importance of taking breaks for mental health. They also celebrate the 30th episode of the podcast and express gratitude to the listeners and the Oldmen Army community. Marky and Gnarky address the absence of Mr. Jones and Sir Tunny, who are taking breaks for personal reasons. They also introduce the new social media accounts for Oldmen Army and invite listeners to engage and provide feedback. The hosts then discuss Scream Day. They talk about the importance of expressing oneself and the therapeutic benefits of screaming. They mention famous screams in movies and music, such as the Wilhelm scream and Chester Bennington's scream in Linkin Park songs. They suggest celebrating Scream Day by screaming! In 'ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLDMAN' Marky and Gnarky answer 5 trivia questions each and struggle to remember the 5th member of One Direction. They discuss Kelly Clarkson, PS2s, Tom Hanks, SMTV Live and Limp Bizkit. The podcast ends with a discussion about Julie Andrews and her awards.


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]]> IT'S EPISODE 30!!! In this episode, Marky and Gnarky discuss their furthest travels in each compass direction, their dream destinations, and the importance of taking breaks for mental health. They also celebrate the 30th episode of the podcast and express gratitude to the listeners and the Oldmen Army community. Marky and Gnarky address the absence of Mr. Jones and Sir Tunny, who are taking breaks for personal reasons. They also introduce the new social media accounts for Oldmen Army and invite listeners to engage and provide feedback. The hosts then discuss Scream Day. They talk about the importance of expressing oneself and the therapeutic benefits of screaming. They mention famous screams in movies and music, such as the Wilhelm scream and Chester Bennington's scream in Linkin Park songs. They suggest celebrating Scream Day by screaming! In 'ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLDMAN' Marky and Gnarky answer 5 trivia questions each and struggle to remember the 5th member of One Direction. They discuss Kelly Clarkson, PS2s, Tom Hanks, SMTV Live and Limp Bizkit. The podcast ends with a discussion about Julie Andrews and her awards.


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]]> <![CDATA[HOO HAA AND TESTES with Marky & Gnarky]]> Wed, 17 Apr 2024 05:00:57 GMT 1:01:03 661ef9d84e14e90016a34972 true https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy 661ef9d84e14e90016a34972 64e4d9f792d30d0010ab0de4 hoo-haa-and-testes full 29 It's episode 29! To begin, Marky and Gnarky discuss recent experiences with allergies and heat stroke, and getting hit by footballs. The conversation then shifts to their favourite subjects in school and the benefits of performing arts. They celebrate National Banana Day and share fun facts about bananas, including their radioactive properties and the various ways to enjoy them. The hosts discuss hosting a banana party, and fruits that are technically not berries. They also talk about unique fruits like pineberries and candy floss grapes. The conversation then transitions to the British Academy Games Awards, where they discuss the winners in different categories, including Best Game, Best Animation, and Best New Intellectual Property. They also share some interesting gaming news. Gnarky delivers his CRAZY FACTS in "true or false" style, before Marky's CRAZY NEWS about hoo haas and testes.

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]]> It's episode 29! To begin, Marky and Gnarky discuss recent experiences with allergies and heat stroke, and getting hit by footballs. The conversation then shifts to their favourite subjects in school and the benefits of performing arts. They celebrate National Banana Day and share fun facts about bananas, including their radioactive properties and the various ways to enjoy them. The hosts discuss hosting a banana party, and fruits that are technically not berries. They also talk about unique fruits like pineberries and candy floss grapes. The conversation then transitions to the British Academy Games Awards, where they discuss the winners in different categories, including Best Game, Best Animation, and Best New Intellectual Property. They also share some interesting gaming news. Gnarky delivers his CRAZY FACTS in "true or false" style, before Marky's CRAZY NEWS about hoo haas and testes.

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]]> THE BEAVER EXPERT THE BEAVER EXPERT Wed, 10 Apr 2024 05:00:44 GMT 1:03:40 6615ce0ddd3b8b0017306946 true https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy 6615ce0ddd3b8b0017306946 64e4d9f792d30d0010ab0de4 the-beaver-expert full 28 It's episode 28! To start, Smith and Jones discuss the Oldmen Army eSports Team, International Beaver Day and The Fish Doorbell, before the 'ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLDMAN' quiz (which is entirely fair!). The CRAZY FACTS are about beavers - The hosts discuss famous beavers, the official symbol of Canada and the plural of moose. CRAZY NEWS features a rat lurking in the toilet and the return of Baba Vanga. OLD AVERSIONS is 'Tech Troubles Part2' where they move on the conversation methodically and discuss the challenges of tech jargon overload and the difficulty of understanding complex tech terms. They also mention their experiences with Windows troubleshooter and how Reddit is a helpful resource for finding answers to various questions. In this conversation, Mark and Ben also discuss various tech-related topics including device dilemmas, internet issues and digital distractions (we're looking at you, TikTok). They share personal experiences and insights into troubleshooting tech problems. This is one for the tech enthusiasts! As always, the pod ends with the quiz results.


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]]> It's episode 28! To start, Smith and Jones discuss the Oldmen Army eSports Team, International Beaver Day and The Fish Doorbell, before the 'ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLDMAN' quiz (which is entirely fair!). The CRAZY FACTS are about beavers - The hosts discuss famous beavers, the official symbol of Canada and the plural of moose. CRAZY NEWS features a rat lurking in the toilet and the return of Baba Vanga. OLD AVERSIONS is 'Tech Troubles Part2' where they move on the conversation methodically and discuss the challenges of tech jargon overload and the difficulty of understanding complex tech terms. They also mention their experiences with Windows troubleshooter and how Reddit is a helpful resource for finding answers to various questions. In this conversation, Mark and Ben also discuss various tech-related topics including device dilemmas, internet issues and digital distractions (we're looking at you, TikTok). They share personal experiences and insights into troubleshooting tech problems. This is one for the tech enthusiasts! As always, the pod ends with the quiz results.


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]]> <![CDATA[ALAN TITCHMARSH'S TROUSERS with Smith & Tunnicliffe]]> Wed, 03 Apr 2024 05:00:54 GMT 1:07:52 660c87a8dce7e50016058321 true https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy 660c87a8dce7e50016058321 64e4d9f792d30d0010ab0de4 alan-titchmarshs-trousers full 27 It's episode 27! Smith and Tunnicliffe discuss their Easter Sunday activities, attending the Insomnia gaming event, having a meet-up, and the significance of British Summertime! They also talk about Tunny's lack of knowledge about popular movies and TV shows, before Mark challenges him with 'ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLD MAN' quiz questions. CRAZY FACTS sparks conversation about ancient beer, the benefits of a vegetarian diet, the end of Lent, and their love for hot cross buns, while CRAZY NEWS covers Alan Titchmarsh's trousers and the return of Punxsutawney Phil. OLD AVERSIONS delves into the world of tech troubles, starting with software and system updates (particularly with OBS and Discord). In this segment, Smith and Tunnicliffe discuss various tech-related frustrations including device compatibility issues, unintuitive user interfaces, password fatigue, tech support nightmares and privacy concerns with targeted ads. As always, the episode ends with the answers to the quiz. Can Tunny redeem himself??


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]]> It's episode 27! Smith and Tunnicliffe discuss their Easter Sunday activities, attending the Insomnia gaming event, having a meet-up, and the significance of British Summertime! They also talk about Tunny's lack of knowledge about popular movies and TV shows, before Mark challenges him with 'ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLD MAN' quiz questions. CRAZY FACTS sparks conversation about ancient beer, the benefits of a vegetarian diet, the end of Lent, and their love for hot cross buns, while CRAZY NEWS covers Alan Titchmarsh's trousers and the return of Punxsutawney Phil. OLD AVERSIONS delves into the world of tech troubles, starting with software and system updates (particularly with OBS and Discord). In this segment, Smith and Tunnicliffe discuss various tech-related frustrations including device compatibility issues, unintuitive user interfaces, password fatigue, tech support nightmares and privacy concerns with targeted ads. As always, the episode ends with the answers to the quiz. Can Tunny redeem himself??


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]]> NOT THIS TIME, ADOLF! NOT THIS TIME, ADOLF! Wed, 27 Mar 2024 06:00:13 GMT 1:04:04 660359230e9b740016ee4ce8 true https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy 660359230e9b740016ee4ce8 64e4d9f792d30d0010ab0de4 not-this-time-adolf full 26 It's episode 26! To start the episode, Smith and Jones discuss various topics including Chocolate Covered Raisin Day, the famous Reddit user "Ramses the Pigeon", encountering Ed Sheeran at a concert, and a new video on the Oldmen Army YouTube channel. They also engage in a quiz called 'ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLD MAN' and share some CRAZY FACTS and CRAZY NEWS. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss various chocolate-related topics, including the relaxing smell of chocolate, visiting chocolate factories, and a Nazi plot to kill Winston Churchill with chocolate. They also talk about a 75-year-old grandmother who has become a global Fortnite gaming sensation, and the controversy surrounding the use of Lego heads by a police department. Finally in OLD AVERSIONS, they share their frustrations with booking appointments with doctors, dentists and optometrists. In this segment, Mark and Ben discuss their experiences with medical tests and appointments, including eyesight tests and MRI scans. They also share their frustrations with waiting times at hospitals and dentists, as well as the high cost of medical care. The episode closes with the answers to the quiz.


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]]> It's episode 26! To start the episode, Smith and Jones discuss various topics including Chocolate Covered Raisin Day, the famous Reddit user "Ramses the Pigeon", encountering Ed Sheeran at a concert, and a new video on the Oldmen Army YouTube channel. They also engage in a quiz called 'ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLD MAN' and share some CRAZY FACTS and CRAZY NEWS. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss various chocolate-related topics, including the relaxing smell of chocolate, visiting chocolate factories, and a Nazi plot to kill Winston Churchill with chocolate. They also talk about a 75-year-old grandmother who has become a global Fortnite gaming sensation, and the controversy surrounding the use of Lego heads by a police department. Finally in OLD AVERSIONS, they share their frustrations with booking appointments with doctors, dentists and optometrists. In this segment, Mark and Ben discuss their experiences with medical tests and appointments, including eyesight tests and MRI scans. They also share their frustrations with waiting times at hospitals and dentists, as well as the high cost of medical care. The episode closes with the answers to the quiz.


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]]> A BUMP OF SPUD A BUMP OF SPUD Wed, 13 Mar 2024 06:00:02 GMT 1:04:35 65f0c6a15449c400162861f8 true https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy 65f0c6a15449c400162861f8 64e4d9f792d30d0010ab0de4 a-bump-of-spud full 25 It's episode 25! To start, Smith & Jones discuss their morning routines and compare their wake-up times. They also talk about Mario Day and Mother's Day, sharing their thoughts on celebrating these holidays. The hosts give feedback on the previous episode and discuss upcoming events, including a Pokémon tournament. The ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLD MAN quiz is followed by CRAZY FACTS about The Goonies. CRAZY NEWS is about a grandmother who was left dangling in shop shutters and a woman who took her dead hamster on a European tour. OLD AVERSIONS is about shopping! Smith & Jones express frustrations with queuing and car park design. They discuss experiences with shop aisles, including the issue of items being left in the wrong places. They touch on the differences between men and women when it comes to shopping. In this conversation, Mark and Ben highlight the importance of efficiency in shopping and the desire to get in and out as quickly as possible. They also discuss the challenges of shopping with others and the annoyance of aimless browsing. The conversation touches on the exception of IKEA, where the structured layout makes shopping more enjoyable. They also discuss the rise of online shopping and its drawbacks. The podcast ends with a humorous Reddit comment and the answers to the quiz.


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]]> It's episode 25! To start, Smith & Jones discuss their morning routines and compare their wake-up times. They also talk about Mario Day and Mother's Day, sharing their thoughts on celebrating these holidays. The hosts give feedback on the previous episode and discuss upcoming events, including a Pokémon tournament. The ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLD MAN quiz is followed by CRAZY FACTS about The Goonies. CRAZY NEWS is about a grandmother who was left dangling in shop shutters and a woman who took her dead hamster on a European tour. OLD AVERSIONS is about shopping! Smith & Jones express frustrations with queuing and car park design. They discuss experiences with shop aisles, including the issue of items being left in the wrong places. They touch on the differences between men and women when it comes to shopping. In this conversation, Mark and Ben highlight the importance of efficiency in shopping and the desire to get in and out as quickly as possible. They also discuss the challenges of shopping with others and the annoyance of aimless browsing. The conversation touches on the exception of IKEA, where the structured layout makes shopping more enjoyable. They also discuss the rise of online shopping and its drawbacks. The podcast ends with a humorous Reddit comment and the answers to the quiz.


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]]> <![CDATA[THE GRUB SNATCHER with Smith & Tunnicliffe]]> Wed, 06 Mar 2024 06:00:15 GMT 1:08:32 65e796b4f20c8d00166ad1de true https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy 65e796b4f20c8d00166ad1de 64e4d9f792d30d0010ab0de4 the-grub-snatcher full 24 In this episode, Smith and Tunnicliffe catch up on their week and discuss topics such as starting a new job, hospital tests, and more London experiences. They also talk about diet and share a listener's public toilet horror story. As always, ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLD MAN? covers questions about video games, movies, TV, music, and a historical event. CRAZY FACTS are about 'What If Cats and Dogs Had Opposable Thumbs Day.' They explore the humorous possibilities of pets with opposable thumbs and other holidays for cats and dogs. They then shift to CRAZY NEWS, discussing the infamous Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience, a poorly executed event that became a viral sensation and meme. There's also an unexpected Argentinian vasectomy! Finally, OLD AVERSIONS is about the downsides of driving, including the cost and frustrations of renewing driving licenses and dealing with road congestion. In this conversation, the hosts discuss their frustrations with driving, including lane hogging, being stuck behind slow vehicles, and dealing with road works and traffic delays. They also share their pet peeves, such as backseat drivers and road rage. The conversation concludes with the hosts reflecting on their driving experiences and offering some tips.


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]]> In this episode, Smith and Tunnicliffe catch up on their week and discuss topics such as starting a new job, hospital tests, and more London experiences. They also talk about diet and share a listener's public toilet horror story. As always, ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLD MAN? covers questions about video games, movies, TV, music, and a historical event. CRAZY FACTS are about 'What If Cats and Dogs Had Opposable Thumbs Day.' They explore the humorous possibilities of pets with opposable thumbs and other holidays for cats and dogs. They then shift to CRAZY NEWS, discussing the infamous Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience, a poorly executed event that became a viral sensation and meme. There's also an unexpected Argentinian vasectomy! Finally, OLD AVERSIONS is about the downsides of driving, including the cost and frustrations of renewing driving licenses and dealing with road congestion. In this conversation, the hosts discuss their frustrations with driving, including lane hogging, being stuck behind slow vehicles, and dealing with road works and traffic delays. They also share their pet peeves, such as backseat drivers and road rage. The conversation concludes with the hosts reflecting on their driving experiences and offering some tips.


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]]> CALL THE NUNNERY! CALL THE NUNNERY! Wed, 28 Feb 2024 06:00:11 GMT 1:01:53 65de6aff6569fa0017d635b9 true https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy 65de6aff6569fa0017d635b9 64e4d9f792d30d0010ab0de4 call-the-nunnery full 23 IT'S EPISODE 23! Smith and Jones discuss their personal updates, including family health issues and a recent trip to London where Smith shares his experiences at an anime restaurant and Bandai Namco, as well as the London Graphic Centre. The hosts also talk further about a rumour regarding Universal Studios coming to Bedford, as well as the price increase for Twitch subscriptions. ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLD MAN? is followed by CRAZY FACTS about toilets. CRAZY NEWS is about the Guinness World Record's oldest dog being stripped of its title, and AI-powered Bishop bots conning nuns out of thousands in a scam. The OLD AVERSIONS conversation explores the topic of public toilets and the experiences people have had with them. The hosts share stories about overflowing portaloos at music festivals, the lack of hygiene in public toilets, and the frustration of encountering dirty facilities. They discuss the importance of handwashing and the lack of consideration some people have for cleanliness in public restrooms. The conversation also touches on embarrassing toilet stories and the presence of female sanitary items in public toilets, before going over the quiz answers!


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]]> IT'S EPISODE 23! Smith and Jones discuss their personal updates, including family health issues and a recent trip to London where Smith shares his experiences at an anime restaurant and Bandai Namco, as well as the London Graphic Centre. The hosts also talk further about a rumour regarding Universal Studios coming to Bedford, as well as the price increase for Twitch subscriptions. ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLD MAN? is followed by CRAZY FACTS about toilets. CRAZY NEWS is about the Guinness World Record's oldest dog being stripped of its title, and AI-powered Bishop bots conning nuns out of thousands in a scam. The OLD AVERSIONS conversation explores the topic of public toilets and the experiences people have had with them. The hosts share stories about overflowing portaloos at music festivals, the lack of hygiene in public toilets, and the frustration of encountering dirty facilities. They discuss the importance of handwashing and the lack of consideration some people have for cleanliness in public restrooms. The conversation also touches on embarrassing toilet stories and the presence of female sanitary items in public toilets, before going over the quiz answers!


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]]> <![CDATA[PYTHON PANTS with Smith & Lawson]]> Wed, 21 Feb 2024 06:00:00 GMT 1:04:40 65d53e57a497e50016a06c29 true https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy 65d53e57a497e50016a06c29 64e4d9f792d30d0010ab0de4 python-pants full 22 IT'S EPISODE 22! This week, Smith and Lawson have BRAND NEW SEGMENTS! They discuss their weekends and little Aubrey's first birthday. They also talk about Pancake Day, Valentine's Day and Lent. The hosts then engage in a quiz segment called 'ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLD MAN?' where they test their knowledge on various topics. They share some CRAZY FACTS about 'National Tug of War Day' and CRAZY NEWS stories about Python Pants and Mummified Monkeys. This segment features two bizarre airport stories involving a man caught smuggling pythons in his pants, and another caught with mummified monkeys in his luggage. They then introduce another new segment called OLD AVERSIONS, where they discuss their mutual dislike for London. The conversation touches on the high cost of living, rude people, and the loneliness of big cities. They also mention the potential development of a theme park in Bedfordshire. The episode concludes with the 'ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLD MAN?' quiz answers. Trivia topics include Mrs Doubtfire, Futurama and US Presidents. Future quiz feedback would be most welcome and appreciated!


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]]> IT'S EPISODE 22! This week, Smith and Lawson have BRAND NEW SEGMENTS! They discuss their weekends and little Aubrey's first birthday. They also talk about Pancake Day, Valentine's Day and Lent. The hosts then engage in a quiz segment called 'ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLD MAN?' where they test their knowledge on various topics. They share some CRAZY FACTS about 'National Tug of War Day' and CRAZY NEWS stories about Python Pants and Mummified Monkeys. This segment features two bizarre airport stories involving a man caught smuggling pythons in his pants, and another caught with mummified monkeys in his luggage. They then introduce another new segment called OLD AVERSIONS, where they discuss their mutual dislike for London. The conversation touches on the high cost of living, rude people, and the loneliness of big cities. They also mention the potential development of a theme park in Bedfordshire. The episode concludes with the 'ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN OLD MAN?' quiz answers. Trivia topics include Mrs Doubtfire, Futurama and US Presidents. Future quiz feedback would be most welcome and appreciated!


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]]> <![CDATA[STRICTLY GOBBLER'S KNOB]]> Wed, 14 Feb 2024 06:00:00 GMT 1:16:28 65cc109e09e7c8001689c7f3 true https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy 65cc109e09e7c8001689c7f3 64e4d9f792d30d0010ab0de4 strictly-gobblers-knob full 21 Summary

In this episode, Smith and Jones catch up after missing a week of recording. They discuss Mark's annual company dinner and his mental health struggles. They also talk about Palworld, a video game Smith has been playing, and share some Valentine's Day facts alongside some hilarious Crazy News. The hosts discuss their Valentine's Day memories and how they celebrate the holiday now. They also announce that the 'Old Passions' segment will be coming to an end and discuss potential new segments. Finally, they play a Mr. and Mrs. quiz, answering questions about each other. In this segment, Mark and Ben answer a series of fun questions about themselves and each other. They discuss their celebrity crushes, embarrassing moments, snoring habits, and more. The conversation is filled with laughter and anecdotes, showcasing their close friendship.


Takeaways

  • Taking breaks and prioritizing mental health is important
  • Palworld is a game worth checking out
  • Valentine's Day has interesting historical origins
  • Valentine's Day celebrations can change over time and become more low-key as relationships progress.
  • Creating unique and personalized experiences can make Valentine's Day memorable.
  • The 'Old Passions' segment is coming to an end, and the hosts are exploring new segment ideas.
  • Playing a Mr. and Mrs. quiz can be a fun way to test how well you know your partner.


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]]> Summary

In this episode, Smith and Jones catch up after missing a week of recording. They discuss Mark's annual company dinner and his mental health struggles. They also talk about Palworld, a video game Smith has been playing, and share some Valentine's Day facts alongside some hilarious Crazy News. The hosts discuss their Valentine's Day memories and how they celebrate the holiday now. They also announce that the 'Old Passions' segment will be coming to an end and discuss potential new segments. Finally, they play a Mr. and Mrs. quiz, answering questions about each other. In this segment, Mark and Ben answer a series of fun questions about themselves and each other. They discuss their celebrity crushes, embarrassing moments, snoring habits, and more. The conversation is filled with laughter and anecdotes, showcasing their close friendship.


Takeaways

  • Taking breaks and prioritizing mental health is important
  • Palworld is a game worth checking out
  • Valentine's Day has interesting historical origins
  • Valentine's Day celebrations can change over time and become more low-key as relationships progress.
  • Creating unique and personalized experiences can make Valentine's Day memorable.
  • The 'Old Passions' segment is coming to an end, and the hosts are exploring new segment ideas.
  • Playing a Mr. and Mrs. quiz can be a fun way to test how well you know your partner.


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]]> <![CDATA[YES, KOCK! with Smith & Tunnicliffe]]> Wed, 31 Jan 2024 06:00:07 GMT 1:08:56 65b97bc0cc160e001638d0cd true https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy 65b97bc0cc160e001638d0cd 64e4d9f792d30d0010ab0de4 yes-kock full 20 It's episode 20, and Tunny is filling in for Mr. Jones alongside Smith! This week the oldmen discuss merch, new nephews, fields, fingers, vegetables, MrBeast, Reese Witherspoon, local football teams, match experiences, family influences, Jürgen Klopp and of course, YES KOCK!


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]]> It's episode 20, and Tunny is filling in for Mr. Jones alongside Smith! This week the oldmen discuss merch, new nephews, fields, fingers, vegetables, MrBeast, Reese Witherspoon, local football teams, match experiences, family influences, Jürgen Klopp and of course, YES KOCK!


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]]> <![CDATA[ZEUS' MASSIVE CLOCK with Zeu5Beard]]> Wed, 24 Jan 2024 06:00:24 GMT 1:04:25 65b0489d2ba931001743c9a2 true https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy 65b0489d2ba931001743c9a2 64e4d9f792d30d0010ab0de4 zeus-massive-clock full 19 It's episode 19! Mr. Jones is back, and this week the oldmen are joined by ZEU5BEARD as they discuss technological issues, community voted episode titles, Poo-Gate, the Liver Building, the Liver Birds, Peanut the cat, Rover the retriever, zombie movies and TV shows, Asian horror films, South Park, Podcasting vs. Streaming, "F**k, Marry, Kill" and of course, ZEUS' MASSIVE CLOCK!


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]]> It's episode 19! Mr. Jones is back, and this week the oldmen are joined by ZEU5BEARD as they discuss technological issues, community voted episode titles, Poo-Gate, the Liver Building, the Liver Birds, Peanut the cat, Rover the retriever, zombie movies and TV shows, Asian horror films, South Park, Podcasting vs. Streaming, "F**k, Marry, Kill" and of course, ZEUS' MASSIVE CLOCK!


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]]> <![CDATA[TRIPLE NIPPLE CLUB with Smith & Lawson]]> Wed, 17 Jan 2024 06:00:12 GMT 1:07:55 65a725b7e8572f0018f555af true https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy 65a725b7e8572f0018f555af 64e4d9f792d30d0010ab0de4 triple-nipple-club full 18 It's Episode 18, and it's a first-time episode without Jones! Jamieson "MrGnarKills" steps into the co-host hot-seat as the oldmen discuss topics including parenting, Lethal Company, dinosaur poop, third nipples, Haggis crisps, 90s TV nostalgia, Boy Meets World, dark theories, Carlos the cat, Finders Keepers, Dave Benson-Phillips, Fireman Sam and of course, TRIPLE NIPPLE CLUB!


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]]> It's Episode 18, and it's a first-time episode without Jones! Jamieson "MrGnarKills" steps into the co-host hot-seat as the oldmen discuss topics including parenting, Lethal Company, dinosaur poop, third nipples, Haggis crisps, 90s TV nostalgia, Boy Meets World, dark theories, Carlos the cat, Finders Keepers, Dave Benson-Phillips, Fireman Sam and of course, TRIPLE NIPPLE CLUB!


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]]> <![CDATA[SET TO COLONOSCOPY with James "KitkAtkin"]]> Wed, 10 Jan 2024 06:00:33 GMT 1:09:11 659de08d1e5c9b00184e8d41 true https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy 659de08d1e5c9b00184e8d41 64e4d9f792d30d0010ab0de4 set-to-colonoscopy full 17 It's Episode 17, and it's Mark's Birthday episode! The oldmen are joined by special guest James "KitkAtkin" as they discuss Poo Gate, new offices, wasabi, moonquakes, space, Baba Vanga, mystics, twins, Formula 1, ticket prices, elite sports, brain teasers and of course our toilet is SET TO COLONOSCOPY!


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]]> It's Episode 17, and it's Mark's Birthday episode! The oldmen are joined by special guest James "KitkAtkin" as they discuss Poo Gate, new offices, wasabi, moonquakes, space, Baba Vanga, mystics, twins, Formula 1, ticket prices, elite sports, brain teasers and of course our toilet is SET TO COLONOSCOPY!


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]]> SAUSAGE-SHAPED BUT LUMPY SAUSAGE-SHAPED BUT LUMPY Wed, 03 Jan 2024 06:00:18 GMT 1:00:02 65949cd68c6898001882ad2d true https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy 65949cd68c6898001882ad2d 64e4d9f792d30d0010ab0de4 sausage-shaped-but-lumpy full 16 Happy New Year! It's episode 16, and IT'S THE 2023 REVIEW EPISODE where we go over the pod's analytics and insights since it's birth in August!

Smith & Jones also discuss their Christmas break, New Year plans, surprise gifts, poop, resolution abandonment, Thor the Walrus, the Titan Submersible, Barbenheimer, the FIFA Women's World Cup, a prison escape, future plans for the pod and of course, SAUSAGE-SHAPED BUT LUMPY!


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]]> Happy New Year! It's episode 16, and IT'S THE 2023 REVIEW EPISODE where we go over the pod's analytics and insights since it's birth in August!

Smith & Jones also discuss their Christmas break, New Year plans, surprise gifts, poop, resolution abandonment, Thor the Walrus, the Titan Submersible, Barbenheimer, the FIFA Women's World Cup, a prison escape, future plans for the pod and of course, SAUSAGE-SHAPED BUT LUMPY!


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]]> BONUS EPISODE: CHRISTMAS NIPPERS BONUS EPISODE: CHRISTMAS NIPPERS Sat, 23 Dec 2023 15:31:57 GMT 51:56 6586fd6fe0430d00162f6e65 true https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy 6586fd6fe0430d00162f6e65 64e4d9f792d30d0010ab0de4 bonus-episode-christmas-nippers full Merry Christmas! We're taking the week off, but here's a bonus episode containing the audio from Mark and Ben's Christmassy PowerWash Simulator stream last week!

PLAY ALONG! Ben reads the lyrics to a Christmas song, you have to guess the title and the artist! As always, a lot of nonsense is spoken along the way.

Safe journeys on your Christmas travels!


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]]> Merry Christmas! We're taking the week off, but here's a bonus episode containing the audio from Mark and Ben's Christmassy PowerWash Simulator stream last week!

PLAY ALONG! Ben reads the lyrics to a Christmas song, you have to guess the title and the artist! As always, a lot of nonsense is spoken along the way.

Safe journeys on your Christmas travels!


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]]> LIVE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL LIVE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL Wed, 20 Dec 2023 06:00:24 GMT 1:25:36 6581ddd105fe7800150fc403 true https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy 6581ddd105fe7800150fc403 64e4d9f792d30d0010ab0de4 live-christmas-special full 15 It's the LIVE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL! This week, the oldmen discuss ALL THINGS CHRISTMAS with their live chat! Topics include Christmas decorations from around the world, Christmas songs in space, Santa's postcode, Caga Tió, runaway reindeer, consumer spending, favourite Christmas songs, best and worst Christmas presents, favourite Christmas food and drink, Christmas TV, and Christmas traditions and fond memories.


WE ALSO ANNOUNCE THE RESULT OF OUR FIRST EVER GIVEAWAY COMPETITION!


MERRY CHRISTMAS from Smith & Jones, and all the other Oldmen!


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]]> It's the LIVE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL! This week, the oldmen discuss ALL THINGS CHRISTMAS with their live chat! Topics include Christmas decorations from around the world, Christmas songs in space, Santa's postcode, Caga Tió, runaway reindeer, consumer spending, favourite Christmas songs, best and worst Christmas presents, favourite Christmas food and drink, Christmas TV, and Christmas traditions and fond memories.


WE ALSO ANNOUNCE THE RESULT OF OUR FIRST EVER GIVEAWAY COMPETITION!


MERRY CHRISTMAS from Smith & Jones, and all the other Oldmen!


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]]> CONDUIT OF HEAD CONDUIT OF HEAD Wed, 13 Dec 2023 06:00:09 GMT 1:13:41 6578d2350e35df001255ce07 true https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy 6578d2350e35df001255ce07 64e4d9f792d30d0010ab0de4 conduit-of-head full 14 It's episode FOURTEEN, brought to you in association with oldmenmerch.com!

WE ARE HOSTING A GIVEAWAY THROUGHOUT DECEMBER. LISTEN FOR MORE DETAILS ON HOW TO WIN!

This week the oldmen discuss Die Hard, football stadia, animal identification, koala pee, lightning, gondolas, Canadian kangaroos, James Bond, Marvel movies, childhood toys, first jobs and of course, CONDUIT OF HEAD!


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]]> It's episode FOURTEEN, brought to you in association with oldmenmerch.com!

WE ARE HOSTING A GIVEAWAY THROUGHOUT DECEMBER. LISTEN FOR MORE DETAILS ON HOW TO WIN!

This week the oldmen discuss Die Hard, football stadia, animal identification, koala pee, lightning, gondolas, Canadian kangaroos, James Bond, Marvel movies, childhood toys, first jobs and of course, CONDUIT OF HEAD!


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]]> HISTORIC GLORY HOLE HISTORIC GLORY HOLE Wed, 06 Dec 2023 06:00:31 GMT 1:40:00 656e634cde25a0001297866d true https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy 656e634cde25a0001297866d 64e4d9f792d30d0010ab0de4 historic-glory-hole full 13 It's episode THIRTEEN, brought to you in association with "Sounds like a You Problem!"

WE ARE HOSTING A GIVEAWAY THROUGHOUT DECEMBER. LISTEN FOR MORE DETAILS ON HOW TO WIN!

This week the oldmen discuss Spotify Wrapped, The Muppets, crocodiles vs. alligators, narrow boats, runaway school buses, favourite TV series, quiz shows, cemeteries, embarrassing injuries and of course, HISTORIC GLORY HOLE!


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]]> It's episode THIRTEEN, brought to you in association with "Sounds like a You Problem!"

WE ARE HOSTING A GIVEAWAY THROUGHOUT DECEMBER. LISTEN FOR MORE DETAILS ON HOW TO WIN!

This week the oldmen discuss Spotify Wrapped, The Muppets, crocodiles vs. alligators, narrow boats, runaway school buses, favourite TV series, quiz shows, cemeteries, embarrassing injuries and of course, HISTORIC GLORY HOLE!


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]]> <![CDATA[ALL THE 'ZARDS]]> Wed, 29 Nov 2023 06:00:10 GMT 1:23:30 6564d88885f70b00124a2a4e true https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy 6564d88885f70b00124a2a4e 64e4d9f792d30d0010ab0de4 all-the-zards full 12 It's episode TWELVE, brought to you in association with MrGnarKills - The Board Game!

WE ARE HOSTING A GIVEAWAY THROUGHOUT DECEMBER. LISTEN FOR MORE DETAILS ON HOW TO WIN!

This week the oldmen discuss Christmas, GUEST STAR season 2 (apply!), tigers, Venus, super pigs, OnlyFans, food, food, food, Avengers, the lottery, the perfect day and of course, ALL THE 'ZARDS!


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]]> It's episode TWELVE, brought to you in association with MrGnarKills - The Board Game!

WE ARE HOSTING A GIVEAWAY THROUGHOUT DECEMBER. LISTEN FOR MORE DETAILS ON HOW TO WIN!

This week the oldmen discuss Christmas, GUEST STAR season 2 (apply!), tigers, Venus, super pigs, OnlyFans, food, food, food, Avengers, the lottery, the perfect day and of course, ALL THE 'ZARDS!


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]]> A YELLOW MONSTROSITY A YELLOW MONSTROSITY Wed, 22 Nov 2023 06:00:00 GMT 1:22:07 655d53317766f50012ed59d5 true https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy 655d53317766f50012ed59d5 64e4d9f792d30d0010ab0de4 a-yellow-monstrosity full 11 It's episode ELEVEN, brought to you in association with Chef Tunny's Shepherd's Pie! This week the oldmen discuss poo eating, pinball, Christmas songs, zombies, merch, Shell, the Beatles, Game of Thrones, horses, gigs, books and of course, A YELLOW MONSTROSITY!


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]]> It's episode ELEVEN, brought to you in association with Chef Tunny's Shepherd's Pie! This week the oldmen discuss poo eating, pinball, Christmas songs, zombies, merch, Shell, the Beatles, Game of Thrones, horses, gigs, books and of course, A YELLOW MONSTROSITY!


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]]> LIVE CASTARDS LIVE CASTARDS Wed, 15 Nov 2023 06:00:34 GMT 1:50:47 655405831a2b9300128a0218 true https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy 655405831a2b9300128a0218 64e4d9f792d30d0010ab0de4 live-castards full 10 It's episode 10, AND IT'S LIVE! Join the oldmen as they celebrate OLDMEN DAY in style with a special live episode of the podcast filled with Crazy Facts, Crazy News, inappropriate questions and special guests! For the first time ever, you can also WATCH the podcast over on our YouTube channel: https://youtube.com/@oldmenarmy


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]]> It's episode 10, AND IT'S LIVE! Join the oldmen as they celebrate OLDMEN DAY in style with a special live episode of the podcast filled with Crazy Facts, Crazy News, inappropriate questions and special guests! For the first time ever, you can also WATCH the podcast over on our YouTube channel: https://youtube.com/@oldmenarmy


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]]> Ben Smells Ben Smells Wed, 08 Nov 2023 06:00:11 GMT 5:30 654928ba6905da0012640ac9 false https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy 654928ba6905da0012640ac9 64e4d9f792d30d0010ab0de4 ben-smells full It's a very special and brief episode of OLD CASTARDS! This week, the oldmen discuss OLDMEN DAY 2023! See you all this Saturday at 8am!


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]]> It's a very special and brief episode of OLD CASTARDS! This week, the oldmen discuss OLDMEN DAY 2023! See you all this Saturday at 8am!


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]]> RAYSH BURGLY BEHORSED RAYSH BURGLY BEHORSED Wed, 01 Nov 2023 06:00:54 GMT 1:11:59 6541a1ddd96b4600128553e4 true https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy 6541a1ddd96b4600128553e4 64e4d9f792d30d0010ab0de4 raysh-burgly-behorsed full 9 It's episode NINE, with special Guest Star... Benbis81? This week the oldmen discuss manflu, V for Vendetta, Greggs, cinema mishaps, Five Nights at Freddy's, bull semen, marital aids, mannequins, Pokémon, rude animals and of course, RAYSH BURGLY BEHORSED.


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]]> It's episode NINE, with special Guest Star... Benbis81? This week the oldmen discuss manflu, V for Vendetta, Greggs, cinema mishaps, Five Nights at Freddy's, bull semen, marital aids, mannequins, Pokémon, rude animals and of course, RAYSH BURGLY BEHORSED.


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]]> LONG, STIFF, SLIPPERY LONG, STIFF, SLIPPERY Wed, 25 Oct 2023 05:00:46 GMT 1:13:51 65381102ebdabd001210fa96 true https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy 65381102ebdabd001210fa96 64e4d9f792d30d0010ab0de4 long-stiff-slippery full 8 It's episode EIGHT, with special Guest Star... Markuhita? This week the oldmen discuss placemats, poop, Jacksfilms vs. Sssniperwolf, chilli peppers, DeOLDorant, rats, live music, Star Wars, witches and of course, long, stiff, slippery!


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]]> It's episode EIGHT, with special Guest Star... Markuhita? This week the oldmen discuss placemats, poop, Jacksfilms vs. Sssniperwolf, chilli peppers, DeOLDorant, rats, live music, Star Wars, witches and of course, long, stiff, slippery!


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]]> <![CDATA[BEN'S SHINY BONE with The_Dr_97]]> Wed, 18 Oct 2023 05:00:04 GMT 1:14:50 652efe6e8ff4510012636264 true https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy 652efe6e8ff4510012636264 64e4d9f792d30d0010ab0de4 bens-shiny-bone-with-the-dr-97 full 7 It's episode seven, with special guest The_Dr_97! This week the oldmen discuss hamster yawns, 13 Ghosts, Microsoft, Kurt Cobain, Doctor Who, GameBoys, soiling yourself, Taylor Swift, cheat codes, 48 holes and of course, Ben's shiny bone!


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]]> It's episode seven, with special guest The_Dr_97! This week the oldmen discuss hamster yawns, 13 Ghosts, Microsoft, Kurt Cobain, Doctor Who, GameBoys, soiling yourself, Taylor Swift, cheat codes, 48 holes and of course, Ben's shiny bone!


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]]> WET WARM TOMATO with TheGirthBurger WET WARM TOMATO with TheGirthBurger Wed, 11 Oct 2023 05:00:13 GMT 1:26:35 6525963b79959c0012ff6b88 true https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy 6525963b79959c0012ff6b88 64e4d9f792d30d0010ab0de4 wet-warm-tomato-with-thegirthburger full 6 It's episode six, and there's no crusty bums here! The oldmen are back from their week off! This time they discuss Ahsoka, 6 legged dogs, blue whales, giraffe poo, EDM, horror movies, showering, OBS and of course, wet warm tomato!


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]]> It's episode six, and there's no crusty bums here! The oldmen are back from their week off! This time they discuss Ahsoka, 6 legged dogs, blue whales, giraffe poo, EDM, horror movies, showering, OBS and of course, wet warm tomato!


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]]> STANDING OR SITTING? with Th3_Vincent STANDING OR SITTING? with Th3_Vincent Wed, 27 Sep 2023 05:00:24 GMT 1:18:57 6513683e719b410010621a74 true https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy 6513683e719b410010621a74 64e4d9f792d30d0010ab0de4 standing-or-sitting-with-th3-vincent full 5 It's episode five, with Guest Star Th3_Vincent! This week, the oldmen discuss XL bullies, "(not) FIFA", Jurassic Park, the King, kidneys, Smurfs, VR, the zombie apocalypse and of course, STANDING OR SITTING?


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]]> It's episode five, with Guest Star Th3_Vincent! This week, the oldmen discuss XL bullies, "(not) FIFA", Jurassic Park, the King, kidneys, Smurfs, VR, the zombie apocalypse and of course, STANDING OR SITTING?


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]]> TRAILER TRAILER Thu, 21 Sep 2023 21:33:28 GMT 1:21 650cb6aabac79900115d0df8 false https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy 650cb6aabac79900115d0df8 64e4d9f792d30d0010ab0de4 trailer trailer Mark Smith and Ben Jones are two Twitch streamers who feel old before their time, and they don't care who has to hear about it! Part of the OLDMEN ARMY online community, join the duo on their light-hearted journey as they talk about (mock) current events, aim to broaden their horizons and learn new things, and most importantly - get distracted and chat absolute nonsense! With regular special guests, Smith & Jones aim to create a weekly safe space to lift your spirits and shoot the breeze, with plenty of listener interaction and input along the way!


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]]> Mark Smith and Ben Jones are two Twitch streamers who feel old before their time, and they don't care who has to hear about it! Part of the OLDMEN ARMY online community, join the duo on their light-hearted journey as they talk about (mock) current events, aim to broaden their horizons and learn new things, and most importantly - get distracted and chat absolute nonsense! With regular special guests, Smith & Jones aim to create a weekly safe space to lift your spirits and shoot the breeze, with plenty of listener interaction and input along the way!


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]]> TUNA EYEBALLS AND SCAT with Lavender Rose Gaming TUNA EYEBALLS AND SCAT with Lavender Rose Gaming Wed, 20 Sep 2023 05:28:52 GMT 1:15:32 650a8314eb820a00112f84a4 true https://linktr.ee/oldmenarmy 650a8314eb820a00112f84a4 64e4d9f792d30d0010ab0de4 tuna-eyeballs-and-scat-with-lavender-rose-gaming full 4 It's episode 4, with Guest Star Lavender Rose Gaming! This week, the oldmen (and women) discuss presidents, bikes, auctions, McDonald's, travel, poetry and of course, tuna eyeballs and scat!


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]]> It's episode 4, with Guest Star Lavender Rose Gaming! This week, the oldmen (and women) discuss presidents, bikes, auctions, McDonald's, travel, poetry and of course, tuna eyeballs and scat!


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