Phone a Friend with Jessi Cruickshank

Justin Time for Coachella w/ Xav Trudeau AGAIN!

Thu, 16 Apr 2026 08:00:00 GMT

It’s a TEENAGE DREAM! Bieberchella divided the desert, and the internet- so did we LOVE or HATE Justin Bieber’s performance? Then, Jessi phones a friend who was THERE- Xav Trudeau returns to de-brief his experience at Coachella and make a MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT ON PHONE A FRIEND … you’re hearing it here FIRST, Phonies!

Plus! Feud Updates! Meghan Markle is BACK IN at Netflix? Chappell Roan does NOT hate 11 yr olds and Alix vs Alex…if you don’t know what in the Alex we’re talking about- Jessi has an all-new Dumb and Busy to help you understand the Alex Cooper vs Alix Earle DRAMA. All that plus Tik-Tok Self-Care trends you MUST TRY and MUST SKIP. Baby, Baby, Baby … it’s another life-changing episode!

Jessi is waiting for your message, about ANYTHING, HERE: 323-448-0068

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Let’s go Back…Back To The Beginning… w/ Talan Torreiro & Morgan Smith from Laguna Beach

Thu, 09 Apr 2026 08:00:00 GMT

Jessi is filling your RED CUP with NOSTALGIA and re-visiting Laguna Beach with Season 1 cast members Talan and Morgan! What was real and what was fake? Did Talan really hook up with all of the girls in the cast? What are they embarrassed to re-watch? What was in their red cups? And what are they up to now!? Then, Talan reveals why he had to apologize to Kristin Cavallari during the reunion special and did he really did date Nicole Scherzinger!? Don’t Cha wish Jessi would ask? (spoiler: she will).

Plus- Backstreet Boy Brian Littrell is using homophobic slurs to defend his private beach and Kris Jenner can make you RICH! We’ll tell you HOW… NOW!

As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068

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My Lovely Lady Lumps (ft. Tate McRae, Celine Dion, The Backstreet Boys, Nickelback, Jake Shane, Travis & Taylor and Jon Bernthal vs.Naps)

Thu, 02 Apr 2026 08:00:00 GMT

Jessi’s kids are on Spring Break but Pop Culture is NOT! From Celine’s return, to Nickleback's collab with Megan Thee Stallion and The Backstreet Boys collab with Paw Patrol we’re covering all of this week’s exciting/confusing music news! Plus, do Travis and Taylor have “cousin chemistry?” And should Traitor McRae have gone to the Junos? We have (patriotic) thoughts.

Then, is it time to ban influencers from Red Carpets? Why Jane Shane is getting cancelled for what he said on the Vanity Fair red carpet. All that and what is your stance on NAPS? If you’re taking one right now… WAKE UP! It’s an all new episode!

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Rock Your Bodycam (ft. Justin Timberlake, Taylor Frankie Paul, Chappell Roan & Meghan Markle)

Thu, 26 Mar 2026 08:33:58 GMT

This is gonna ruin the episode. What episode? THIS ALL NEW EPISODE. Justin Timberlake’s arrest footage has been released and Jessi has a surprising take. Taylor Frankie Paul’s season of The Bachelorette was cancelled - or was it? We have the real tea from behind-the-scenes that you won’t hear anywhere else. Plus, Chappell Roan hates children. Ok not ALL children, just one sweet, innocent 11 year old - so who is at fault?

Then- we have important updates on The Glambot Guy! The scorned Pussycat Dolls! The creator behind ‘Very Mindful, Very Demure’! And the demise of Meghan and Harry’s Netflix deal! All that plus YOU weigh in on hot cartoon characters and even HOTTER redheaded men. Don’t Drink and Drive. DO listen to this ALL NEW EPISODE!

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I Need A Big Cuddle (ft. Evening Club, The Oscars, The Pussycat Dolls & Groundskeeper Willy)

Thu, 19 Mar 2026 08:00:00 GMT

DRAMA! COMEDY! PUSSYCAT DOLLS! This episode covers every important genre. First, Jessi breaks down everything you didn’t see at The Oscars- Who PUSHED Teyana Taylor? What did Timothée whisper to Kylie? When did Leo become FUN? And why does the academy hate K-Pop Demon Hunters? Then, the Pussycat Dolls are reuniting without THE REDHEADS. Jessi is seeking justice.

Plus, is Groundskeeper Willy the hottest cartoon? Or is it Aladdin? Prince Eric? The dad from Inside Out? We weigh in on this divisive issue. And Jessi’s husband Evan makes a surprise appearance to share intimate details about their personal finances with the world! If you need a cuddle, curl up with this ALL NEW EPISODE!

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A Dying Art… A Potent Fart (ft. Timothee Chalamet, Harry Styles, Kylie Jenner & Donna Kelce)

Thu, 12 Mar 2026 07:00:00 GMT

What does Timothee Chalamet have against CULTURE? Jessi INVESTIGATES... and discovers a shocking twist to this story that no one is talking about. Then - a HUGE story about Travis Kelce’s… mom. Jessi breaks down the details if you’ve been too Dumb and Busy to keep up. Plus! What do WE think of the new Harry Styles album and his Netflix doc? We’ve got HOT TAKES on the (very occasional) Disco.

All that and your reactions to the Xav Trudeau and finally and answer to the age old question - Whose farts smell worse? Men’s or Women’s? The answer will surprise you!

As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068

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An Official MAN w/ Xav Trudeau

Thu, 05 Mar 2026 09:00:00 GMT

IT’S THE EPISODE WE’VE BEEN WAITING 18 YEARS FOR. Xav Trudeau is officially a MAN and he’s taking Jessi’s call to talk about EVERYTHING from his music and his critics, to his childhood, his dad, his dad’s relationship with Katy Perry and how his MOM is handling it ALL.

Plus! Are Benny Blanco’s feet ground for divorce? Was Jim Carrey cloned? Has Rihanna aged terribly? The internet thinks so, but we’ll be the judge. All that and Jessi went to a child’s birthday party with Hilary Duff. Jason may never recover. Roll one, light one and ENJOY!

As always, ask Jessi anything, HERE: 323-448-0068

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Glitter & Bronze w/ Olympic Medallist Piper Gilles

Thu, 26 Feb 2026 09:00:00 GMT

Canadian Ice Dancer Piper Gilles JUST returned from winning a Bronze Medal at the Winter Olympics and she’s TAKING JESSI’S CALL! She spills the TEA on the DRAMA that unfolded at her event- Was the judging corrupt? Should she have won Silver or Bronze? Piper TELLS ALL- Plus! She answers Jessi’s stupid questions about Sex at the Olympics and Sidney Crosby (unrelated, unfortunately). You will laugh and you will cry -Jessi did all of the above.

There’s more! Is Katy Perry pregnant? Are the Spice Girls reuniting? WHAT did Hilary Duff say about Ashley Tisdale? All that plus a guest appearance by Rio and Dray and Jessi recounts her run in with her childhood (/adulthood) crush, Taylor Hanson.

As always, ask Jessi Anything (even about your TAXES) HERE: 323-448-0068

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Rippin This Sh*t 🔥🤯🔥(ft. Killa Trav, Taylor Swift, Tyra Banks, Spencer Pratt, Ana Wintour & Hilary Duff)

Thu, 19 Feb 2026 09:00:00 GMT

Dawg! I’m F*ing PUMPED for this episode!🍻Before you spend 5k on tickets, Jason has a VERY HONEST REVIEW of Hilary Duff in Las Vegas. Did Taylor Swift throw shade at her exes in the Opalite music video? Jessi breaks down the fan theories and reads Travis Kelce’s DM’s. They are not poetry, but BRO-ETRY. 🔥🤯🍻 Is Tyra Banks America’s Next Worst Apologizer? We break down the most shocking moments from the new documentary “Reality Check”.

All that, plus Jessi’s husband Evan interrupts to share his (unwelcome) thoughts on Jessi’s Olympic viewing habits. Should Jessi vote Spencer Pratt for Mayor of LA? His sister Stephanie Pratt doesn't think so. And did Ana Wintour just teach us all a lesson in passive aggressiveness? Her new interview with Vogue successor Chloe Malle is The Devil Wears Prada, IRL. That’s All. ENJOY BRUH! RIP THIS Sh*TTTT!!!

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Puerto Rico Down w/ Sutton Stracke

Thu, 12 Feb 2026 09:00:00 GMT

SUPERBOWL! OLYMPICS! REAL HOUSEWIVES! BAD BUNNY’S GROIN! It’s all the BIGGEST THINGS ON EARTH in one episode! First Up- Ricky Martin, Lady Gaga, Dancing Trees, Thrusting Benito… Jessi didn’t like the Superbowl Halftime Show… SHE LOVED IT. But others DID. NOT. We have all the reaction. Then, is Tate McRae really Traitor McRae? We take sides in the Canada/US Tate War. Plus, ALL of the stars, scandals, Tik Toks and Penises at the Olympics.

All that, and Jessi phones Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Sutton Stracke in the midst of Season 15 to get HER take on the new housewives, Rachel Zoe’s style, body shaming, plastic surgery and her divorce. Plus, Sutton gives her unfiltered thoughts on fellow housewife Jill Zarin’s controversial remarks about Bad Bunny’s halftime show.

TE AMO PHONIES, DISFRUTA this all new episode!

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Lipsync For Your LIFE w/ Milli Vanilli’s Fab Morvan

Thu, 05 Feb 2026 09:00:00 GMT

Girl, You Know It’s True - Fab Morvan of Milli Vanilli is HERE to tell his side of the scandal! Why did he lipsync? How much money did he make at the peak of his fame? And can he actually SING? Jessi is about to find out Plus- it’s our GRAMMY’S episode! Jessi breaks down the highlights, lowlights, winners, nipples, boxers, and Bad Bunny’s of music’s biggest night. Who was her best dressed? Who is KATSEYE? You’ll find out.

Then- is Heated Rivalry’s toxic fandom ruining the show? Which star is doing the best press? Why is Francois Arnaud getting death threats? And is the Canadian Prime Minister as horny for Hudson Williams as the rest of us? We think so. All that and the trailer for The Devil Wears Prada 2 is here and Miranda would NOT approve.

Put on your shoulder pads and your leather berets and do the runningman, its an all new episode!

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Buckets of Dumb Dumb Juice (ft. Harry Styles, Taylor Swift, Blake Lively, Justin Baldoni, Sydney Sweeney & Victoria Beckham)

Thu, 29 Jan 2026 09:00:00 GMT

Somehow Jessi has access to Taylor Swift’s deeply personal text messages with Blake Lively and she’s performing dramatic readings of them ALL. Meanwhile, Justin Baldoni is doing just FINE according to his VERY impressive paparazzi shots. Harry Styles is BACK but do we like his new music? Are we selling our kidneys to see him LIVE?

All that and Sydney Sweeney’s bras might get her in trouble with the law and Breaking Penis News you WILL NOT BELIEVE (or… ok…maybe you will.)

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End It Like Beckham (ft. Brooklyn Beckham, Hilary & Hailey Duff, JLo, The Glambot Guy & Elle Fanning’s Short King)

Thu, 22 Jan 2026 09:00:00 GMT

This episode is filled with FEUDS! DRAMA! SCANDAL! So listen to it before Jessi gets cancelled by a loved one in an Instagram story! First we are taking sides in the Beckham family drama- is Brooklyn an entitled nepo baby ruining his parents legacy? OR are Posh and Becks fame-obsessed parents who only care about their ‘brand’? WE’LL DECIDE. But that’s not the only family drama unfolding this week. Hilary Duff re-ignited the feud with her sister Hailey, while performing live onstage in London. You better believe Phone A Friend WILL investigate.

Then… JLo was rude to the Glambot Guy and somehow… the Glambot Guy is the one getting cancelled? We have the resurfaced emails sent by Cole Walliser that aren’t glamorous, even in slow motion. Plus, would you date a short king? Elle Fanning is, and the internet (and Jessi) CAN’T HANDLE IT. This is the most scandal-filled episode in the history of Phone A Friend so… what are you waiting for? Press play already!

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LET THEM… go to The Golden Globes! (ft. Heated Rivalry, The Beckhams, Leonardi Dicaprio & Nikki Glaser)

Thu, 15 Jan 2026 09:00:00 GMT

EVERYTHING YOU DIDN’T SEE BACKSTAGE AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES will be revealed on this VERY special episode! Jessi and Jason My Producer were on the red carpet with all the stars and they’re spilling tea they can’t share anywhere else. Exclusive celebrity interview clips! Surprising Behind-The-Scenes moments! Best and Worst Dressed! Plus- did Jessi meet Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie!? She reveals the Heated Rivalry-related medical emergency that happened behind the scenes.

All that plus everything you need to know about the Beckham family drama- why did Brooklyn officially cut ties with his parents? Jessi is breaking it ALL down. It’s Jason’s Birthday Episode… so compliment him against his will as you listen and enjoy!

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Calling All Toxic Moms w/ Abbey Sharp

Thu, 08 Jan 2026 09:00:00 GMT

New Year, New Mom Group! Jessi takes sides (!!) in the Ashley Tisdale vs her “toxic” mom group controversy. Then, she fills you in on everything else you missed while you were on winter break… Tom Brady had a shocking New Years Eve Hook Up! Meghan and Harry’s 11th publicist quit! Travis Barker bought his daughter lingerie! Kylie and Timothee are officially KIMOTHEE! ‘Jessica’ is the new ‘Karen’! And Xav Trudeau (finally) dropped a verse about Katy Perry!

All that PLUS registered dietician and author of “The Hunger Crushing Combo Method” Abbey Sharp returns to tell us all why we should STOP dieting and start eating MORE in 2026. She reveals the surprising side effects of Ozempic, weighs in (pun intended) on Victoria Beckham's diet and answers YOUR questions about weight loss, nutrition and surviving the Panzempic. Grab a (high protein) snack and enjoy!

New Year, New Voicemails! Ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068

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Face Down, Booty Up Into 2026

Thu, 01 Jan 2026 09:00:00 GMT

It’s a New Year and we’re celebrating with a NEW EPISODE! This week we’re clearing out the old answering machine by answering your voicemail questions and NOTHING is off limits.

One Phonie tells us about her shocking encounter with Harry Styles, another Phonie is ANGRY with Jessi for being too hard on Meghan Markle and an OG phonie wants to know what ever happened with the beef between Dan Levy and Kristin Stewart. New Year, OLD Drama, ENJOY!

Our Inbox is CLEAR so ask Jessi anything, HERE: 323-448-0068

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Hoe Hoe Hoes, Merry Christmas! w/ Matt Rogers

Thu, 25 Dec 2025 09:00:00 GMT

Our gift to YOU this Christmas is a BRAND NEW EPISODE! First, we’re discussing every pore (literally) of the most unflattering photos ever taken in the White House. Plus, we’re throwing in the most unflattering photo of Jessi ever taken, just for festive cheer! Then, is Timothee Chalamet underground rapper EsDeeKid!? If you’re Dumb & Busy, we fill you in on everything we know.

Then, Martha Stewart is absolutely unhinged- for the way she eats bagels. And Jessi is FURIOUS with the hunk who is covering playgirl. All that and the “Prince Of Christmas” comedian Matt Rogers (Las Culturistas, The Today Show, Palm Royale) is under our Christmas tree, singing us his sexy Christmas bangers to put us in the mood.

As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068

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Circle Back Energy w/ Joey McIntyre

Thu, 18 Dec 2025 09:00:00 GMT

Step By Step… OOH BABY it’s New Kids On The Block’s Joey McIntyre making Jessi’s Boy Band dreams COME TRUE! In this unfiltered, unhinged conversation- Joey reveals what cosmetic work he’s had done and what plastic surgery procedures he wants. He shares intimate secrets about each member of NKOTB and tells-all about his hit holiday movie ‘Jingle Bell Wedding’. Listener Discretion Advised: Joey is SO DREAMY Jessi takes her pants off for him. Immediately.

Plus! Taylor Swift’s documentary series ‘The End Of An Era’ is HERE, so did it live up to our expectations? And how much DID Taylor give to her dancers in those was-sealed envelopes… we found out! Then- Canada’s hottest (and only) gay hockey show ‘Heated Rivalry’ is causing HOT DEBATE- do the actors have to be Gay to play Gay? All that and Jessi unpacks the tragic loss of Rob and Michele Reiner and the media circus that has followed.

Get in on our all-voicemail episode! Ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068

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“I’ve Never Seen A Kardashian” w/ Molly Burke (ft. Heated Rivalry, Katy & Justin, The Golden Globes)

Thu, 11 Dec 2025 09:00:00 GMT

This might be our favorite episode of 2025! Jessi and Jason reveal their Spotify Wrapped Lists- but whose is more humiliating? Jessi watched ‘Heated Rivalry’ for the hockey. And stayed for the male bums. Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau are Instagram Official and officially creeping people out. Plus, why the Golden Globes owe K Pop Demon Hunters an apology.

Then, blind activist, content creator, author and generally inspiring woman Molly Burke answers Jessi’s STUPIDEST questions about what it is like to live without sight. How does she do her makeup? Choose her clothes? Is she insecure about her appearance? Has she ever seen a Kardashian!? This conversation will change the way you see (pun intended) disabled people forever.

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We’re ending the year with an ALL-VOICEMAIL EPISODE!! Leave your questions or comments about ANYTHING on Jessi’s answering machine, HERE: 323-448-0068

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Big Momma’s Holiday Kickoff! (w/ Harry and Meghan, Hilary Duff, J Crew’s Pink Sweater & Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Gift Guide)

Thu, 04 Dec 2025 09:00:00 GMT

We are decking your halls with our first festive episode of the holiday season! Jessi breaks down everything you can’t afford on Gwyneth Paltrow’s NOT SAFE FOR BABY JESUS Goop Gift Guide (including 9 vibrators!)

Did Meghan Markle steal the dress she is wearing in her holiday special and how much was Prince Harry paid to speak in Toronto this week? Jessi has ANSWERS.

Plus, you won’t be giving your kids the AI Teddy Bear that was BANNED for teaching children about BDSM, but would you give your husband the controversial PINK J Crew sweater that has divided the internet? All that and Jessi defends the Elf on the Shelf- please don’t shame her, Santa is watching.

Jessi wants to hear from YOU for a very special voicemail episode - ask her anything HERE: 323-448-0068

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The Hunting Wife w/ Katie Lowes

Thu, 27 Nov 2025 09:00:00 GMT

We are re-visiting a Honky Tonk of an EPISODE, and one of Jessi’s all-time favorites with Katie Lowes! Katie is not just the STAR of Scandal and the year’s BIGGEST show ‘The Hunting Wives’, she also happens to be Jessi’s friend! Katie TELLS ALL about the sex, scandal and nudity on The Hunting Wives and how it became the biggest hit of the year.

Plus! Katie and Jessi talk about their friendship, their kids, their husbands, their crushes on other people’s husbands and SO MUCH MORE in an open, honest, revealing conversation. The only thing they don’t do is body shots!

Jessi is waiting for your voicemail HERE: 323-448-0068

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Entertain ME Tonight w/ Cheryl Hickey

Thu, 20 Nov 2025 09:00:00 GMT

Cheryl Hickey is Entertaining US Tonight! After 18 years at Entertainment Tonight Canada, she tells ALL about the A-List Superhero who hit on her, the time she broke her butt with NSYNC and the one-on-one with Blake Lively she’ll never forget.

Plus! Would you buy Hilary Duff tickets for $280,000? That’s not a typo-Jason My Producer would. Has Selling Sunset devolved into The Hills? Which of the 12 Hollywood Hunks on Vanity Fair’s new issue would YOU Marry, F*** and Kill and why Timothee Chalamet might just be a marketing genius. *Cue Entertainment Tonight Theme Song and Entertainment Reporter Voice: “THIS WEEK’S ALL-NEW EPISODE STARTS… NOW!”

As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068

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Sexiest Podcast A-LIVE! FROM VICTORIA! w/Jay Malinowski

Thu, 13 Nov 2025 17:58:09 GMT

This VERY SPECIAL episode is LIVE! And in a theater full of Phonies, with Jay Malinowski performing jingles live, anything can happen (and it DOES!) Jessi reads an offensive text and Prince Harry apologizes for his offensive behavior. But do we forgive him?

Jonathan Bailey is the Sexiest Man Alive and Jessi calls HER thirsty mom up on stage to read this week’s arousing edition of “Calling All Thirsty Moms”. Gen Z thinks they invented “sitting in silence” with a new trend called “Rawdogging Boredom” and Shay Mitchell invented facemasks for Toddlers (we wish she hadn’t). Plus! Would you clone your dog? Tom Brady wants you to, and Jessi reveals if she’s ever hooked up with a celebrity- we told you ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN! So f*%k it, let’s do it LIVE!

As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068

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Life Is A Cabaret! w/ Countess Luann

Thu, 06 Nov 2025 11:00:00 GMT

This episode has EVERYTHING! SPORTS! SCANDAL! REAL HOUSEWIVES! First, Jessi flew to Toronto for Game 7 of the World Series and it didn’t turn out how she expected- in SO.MANY.WAYS. So how is her marriage holding up after the Blue Jays devastating win? Then, Meghan Markle’s 10th publicist just quit. You read that right. We’ll tell you why. Plus! Kevin Federline released a memoir that nobody wanted!

Then, Lilly Allen makes SHOCKING allegations about her ex-husband David Harbour on her new album, we’ll play you the songs that blew our minds. All that AND our favorite Real Housewife of New York Countess Luann is here and she does. not. disappoint. Whether you are a RHONY fan or not, this conversation is everything (and might start a feud with Bethenny Frankel!)

As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068

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A HOUSE DIVIDED (ft. Blue Jays vs Dodgers, Jessi vs Evan, Katy and Justin, Jeremy Allen White & Halloween!!)

Thu, 30 Oct 2025 08:00:00 GMT

Evan and Jessi are the Romeo and Juliet of The World Series… and NOW they have become international news sensations. Fresh off of their appearances on Fox and CBS Jessi brings Evan on the pod to talk about their rivalry, their whirlwind press tour and what it’s like being a Dodger fan, married to a Blue Jays fan.

Then- Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau HARD LAUNCHED their relationship at a strip club in Paris during the Blue Jays game- it wasn’t cool but was it strategic? Why North West is shocking everybody with her new look and why Jessi wants Jeremy Allen White to arrange HER flowers. All that and Jessi reveals her kids Halloween costumes here, first! Let’s GO BLUE JAYS! C’est L’Halloween!

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Feel This Moment w/ Chantal Kreviazuk LIVE!

Thu, 23 Oct 2025 08:00:00 GMT

Did you know Chantal Kreviazuk has written HIT SONGS for Drake, Pitbull, P!nk, Christina Aguilera and MORE!?!? On this very special LIVE episode, she is TELLING ALL in front of a studio audience! How did a night out end up at a recording studio with Drake? Who is the most difficult star she's ever worked with? Which song does she regret giving to another artist? And WILL SHE SING HER HITS LIVE?! (SPOILER ALERT: SHE WILL and she will give you CHILLS).

Plus! After 29 years with her hunky husband Raine Maida, what has she learned about love? This episode COULD save your marriage ... or, fantasize about theirs. So enjoy this episode and FEEL THIS MOMENT!

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Jeans on a Boat (ft. Katy Perry & Justin Trudeau, King Kylie, Laguna Beach & Taylor Swift)

Thu, 16 Oct 2025 08:00:00 GMT

Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry made out on a boat and Jessi has not stopped thinking about it. How serious are they? Do they make a good couple? What does his family think? When will Xav drop a verse about it? And WHY WAS HE WEARING JEANS!? Jessi has answers.

Plus! Fans have tried to ‘improve’ the songs on Taylor Swift’s album- and you might like their versions better. Kylie Jenner just released her debut single and if King Kylie can do it, so can King Jessi. Then, did Dan and Jessi secretly host the Laguna Beach Reunion special? She’ll go back… back to the beginning… to tell all.

Oh- and we’ll address the backlash we faced after last week’s episode. Are you listening yet?

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Low Tier Swifties w/ Taylor Swift Scholar Crystal Haryanto

Thu, 09 Oct 2025 08:00:00 GMT

Does Jessi like The Life of a Showgirl? Does Jason My Producer? They weigh in on the bops, the flops and the WOOD on Taylor Swift’s most controversial album yet. Then Jessi phones Crystal Haryanto, the Berkeley Professor who teaches a course on Taylor Swift and her review on the album is MORE SHOCKING than Taylor’s line about opening up her thighs.

Plus! Nicole Kidman alters the world with her BREAKUP BANGS! Keith Urban is dating a 25 YEAR OLD!! Meghan Markle is being shamed for a contraversial instagram post and Jojo Siwa is TERRIFYING. We’ll tell you why on the show.. because BABY, THAT’S SHOWBIZNESS FOR YOU!

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Heartbreak Feels Good In A Place Like This (ft. Bad Bunny, Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban, Selena Gomez & Benny Blanco, The Golden Bachelor and Sydney Sweeney)

Thu, 02 Oct 2025 08:00:00 GMT

Jessi is officially in her ‘‘Under The Tuscan Sun’ era- she tells ALL from her scandalous trip to Cuba. Then- the surprising reason Taylor Swift is NOT playing the Superbowl and Bad Bunny is. Selena Gomez is married and Nicole Kidman is NOT. Plus- how would YOU feel if a guest brought their own food to your wedding?

All that and Jessi’s husband is working on The Golden Bachelor- she’s got insider details on the shocking season premiere and why Bachelor Nation has TURNED on the Bachelor. Will you accept this episode?

As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068

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Comedians In Cars Getting Cancelled w/ Whitney Cummings

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 08:00:00 GMT

This week Jimmy Kimmel was pulled off the air, then put back on the air, and we felt like it was more important than ever TO HEAR FROM COMEDIANS. So… Jessi is phoning world-renowned stand up comic Whitney Cummings to get her take on free speech, cancel culture and staying funny as a new mom. Plus! Is Hailey Bieber Putin’s love child and is Avril Lavigne dead? Whitney weighs in on the world's biggest celebrity conspiracy theories.

Then, Jayden Smith just got a huge job and people are screaming “nepotism”… but is it? Plus Zac Efron is hot, blonde and shirtless on a yacht. Thank god we have the first amendment so we CAN DISCUSS! Now!

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That’s (too) Hot (ft. The Emmys, Paris Hilton, Avril Lavigne, Coachella & Taylor Swift vs Blake Lively)

Thu, 18 Sep 2025 08:00:00 GMT

Jessi gets (too?) HOT and bothered about the Emmy winners, the Emmy host and what it felt like to watch all of her high school friends win Emmys. Plus, Jessi’s kids had a DIRECT IMPACT on the Emmy nominations- she’ll tell you why. Also, IF YOU OWN A PARIS HILTON MINI-FRIDGE, SEND IT BACK NOW. And if you’ve always dreamed of owning Avril Lavigne Wine… now you can! We look at some shocking successful (and failed) celebrity products that you have to hear to believe.

Then, is ‘Fleshwater’ a performer at Coachella 2026 or a food you can find at luxury grocery store Erewhon? Find out in a rousing game of ‘Coachella Performer or Erewhon Food’. All that and we break down the Taylor Swift Deposition DRAMA- will she be forced to testify in Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni’s trial? Jessi has answers and Taylor has a PARTITION (but WHY!?) We’ll discuss… on an ALL NEW episode of Phone A Friend!

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K-Pop Demon Scammers (ft. the VMA’s, Gaylor Swift, Unknown Number, Glen Powell & Cardi B)

Thu, 11 Sep 2025 08:00:00 GMT

THIS PODCAST ALMOST GOT SCAMMED! Jessi shares the shocking details behind a celebrity “Podcast Scam” she practically fell for. Then, Mariah does nothing while Tate does EVERYTHING- the MTV VMA’s brought 2004 back and we love them (and Gay People!) for that. Speaking of Gay People- what are “Gaylors” and why are they devastated about Taylor Swift's engagement? Plus! Glen Powell bares his (fake) muscles on GQ and Jessi is (REAL) into it.

All that and Jessi delves deep into "Unknown Number: The High School Catfish” ...the wild documentary that EVERYONE is texting about. Plus, Jason hears the soundtrack for "K-Pop Demon Hunters" for the FIRST TIME and Cardi B is the new Gwyneth Paltrow… Jessi will tell you why, NOW!

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SEASON 3 Is Not For The Pearl Clutchers (ft. Jason My Producer, Sabrina Carpenter, Ciara, Sydney Sweeney & Scooter Braun)

Thu, 04 Sep 2025 07:05:00 GMT

It’s the SEASON 3 PREMIERE! Tears will run down your cheeks AND thighs at the triumphant return of “Jason My Producer!” Jessi and Jason have SO MUCH to catch up on- Sabrina Carpenter’s new album is out and the lyrics are SHOCKING-especially when sung by Jessi’s 8 year olds. A new study reveals that 77% of Gen Zers bring their parents to their job interviews. Yes, you read that right. Jessi will discuss WITHOUT her parents.

Plus! Sydney Sweeney has ‘good genes’ and a bad new boyfriend. Ciara’s daughter dropped a bomb about her mom in a new interview and Jessi is SEETHING WITH JEALOUSY over Meghan and Harry’s children. Can you guess why? ALL WILL BE REVEALED in the Season 3 Premiere of Phone A Friend!

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Emergency Episode: Baby She Said YES! w/ Taylor Swift Scholar Crystal Haryanto

Thu, 28 Aug 2025 05:25:49 GMT

We were supposed to be off this week but TRAYVIS SWELCE HAD OTHER PLANS. So… here we are throwing an ENGAGEMENT PARTY and you’re invited! Jessi will sip champagne and get reactions from Taylor’s In-Laws, Friends and former-friend Blake Lively. Then, she’ll place an URGENT CALL to Crystal Haryanto the author of ‘The Glory of Giving Everything: The Taylor Swift Business Model’ to tell ALL about the proposal, the ring, the easter eggs, the new album and SO.MUCH.MORE.

Plus! Jessi is furious with one of Taylor’s best friends and she’s not holding back. It’s A Love Story Baby She SAID YES! Congratulations to ALL OF US.

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In An MMMBop… We're Skinny w/ Dietitian Abbey Sharp (ft. Taylor Swift, Hanson, Jonas Brothers & Fake Justin Bieber)

Thu, 21 Aug 2025 08:00:00 GMT

Do you want to lose weight? Are you thinking about trying Ozempic? Or do you just want to understand how to have a healthier relationship with food? World-renowned dietitian Abbey Sharp is taking Jessi's call to answer ALL of your questions about food, diet, the rise of 'Skinny Talk' and why the Kardashians are telling us ALL ABOUT their breast implants.

Plus! Is Taylor Swift performing at the SuperBowl? Jessi is unpacking the easter eggs. A fake Justin Bieber made hundreds of concert-goers 'sorry', and the Jonas Brothers - Hanson collab you did not know you needed. Listen to this all new episode... in an MMMBop!

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The Life Of A Hunting Wife w/ Katie Lowes (ft. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce)

Thu, 14 Aug 2025 08:00:00 GMT

It’s a Honky Tonk of an EPISODE! Travis Kelce is shirtless and hairy in GQ magazine, Jessi saw The Naked Gun, Taylor Swift announced a NEW ALBUM AND… Jessi listened to her entire appearance on The New Heights Podcast (MULTIPLE TIMES) to break down the key takeaways and play you the highlights. (and there are SO MANY HIGHLIGHTS!!!)

All that and Katie Lowes, STAR of Scandal and the record-breaking HIT SHOW ‘The Hunting Wives’ TELLS ALL about her scandalous new series and why EVERYONE is freaking out over it. Plus! Katie and Jessi talk about their friendship, their kids, their husbands and SO MUCH MORE in an open, honest, revealing conversation. The only thing they don’t do is body shots!

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A Little More Better w/ Jessi’s BFFs (ft The Backstreet Boys at The Sphere, Justin Trudeau & Katy Perry, Justin Timberlake and Kim Kardashian)

Thu, 07 Aug 2025 07:00:00 GMT

Jessi saw The Backstreet Boys at The Sphere and she WILL NEVER BE THE SAME. But what happened in Vegas is NOT staying in Vegas! That’s why she is phoning her High School Best Friends and lifelong Backstreet Boys fans Anji, Kelsey and Laura (AKA Brian, Kevin and AJ) - to relive the entire concert with YOU Phonies. The Highs, The Lows, The Botox, The Bulges, Kevin’s jawline, B-Rock’s voice, Nick’s raw sex appeal and So.Much.More. If you’d like to know what we discussed in our hotel room at 4am after the concert… this episode is basically that.

Plus! Jessi issues a formal apology to Justin Timberlake, has questions about Kim Kardashian’s ‘Ultimate Face’ and has NEW INTEL on Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry… come for The Backstreet Boys, stay for the Hot Newfoundland goss… I know you WANT IT THAT WAY!

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Jessi Cruickshank Has Ok Genes (ft. Justin Trudeau & Katy Perry, Travis Kelce & Bad Bunny, Sacha Baron Cohen, Justin Timberlake and Sydney Sweeney)

Thu, 31 Jul 2025 08:00:00 GMT

Are Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry dating? Jessi knows the truth and she’s ONLY REVEALING IT on this episode! Plus, Sydney Sweeney has “Good Jeans” and Jessi has "Controversial Opinions” on everything from Sacha Baron Cohen’s new ripped physique, to Justin Timberlake’s viral performance to the Sydney Sweeney American Eagle campaign that has the internet OUTRAGED. (don’t cancel Jessi though, ok? PLEASE?!)

Plus! THIS IS NOT A DRILL: Bad Bunny is covering Travis Kelce in honey and Harry Styles is making sex toys. You might want to slip into something more comfortable for this one.

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COLDPLAY WARM HEART (ft. Astronomer CEO, Stephen Colbert, Pacey & Joey and Justin Bieber)

Thu, 24 Jul 2025 08:00:00 GMT

Phonies, you can’t even cheat at a COLDPLAY concert anymore! What has become of this WORLD? Jessi gives her HOT TAKES on the COLD PLAY Astronomer CEO cheating scandal and the resignations, the fake apologies and the fallout that has happened since. Then, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert was cancelled suddenly- if you’ve been too Dumb & Busy to understand the shocking reason why, Jessi will fill you in. Plus, she knows you’re not staying up until 11:30 to watch anything so she’s playing Late Night clips you probably missed, but need to hear.

All that plus Pacey and Joey are back together! Why Katie Holmes and Joshua Jackson were photographed canoodling, excuse me, back hugging, in New York City. Hide from the Kiss Cam! It’s an ALL NEW EPISODE!

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It's Your F*ing Birthday w/ Taylor Swift Scholar, Crystal Haryanto (ft Justin Bieber, Jeremy Allen White & The Backstreet Boys)

Thu, 17 Jul 2025 08:00:00 GMT

It's Jessi's F*ing Birthday! It's A F*ing Celebration! And we're celebrating with all the things that are making today a VERY Happy Birthday! Like Justin Bieber's New Album SWAG, The Backstreet Boys at the Sphere, Jeremy Allen White's Flowers, The Emmy Nominations and MORE.

Plus, Jessi phones Taylor Swift Scholar Crystal Haryanto. She founded a course on Taylor Swift at Berkley and her new book is called The Glory Of Giving Everything: The Taylor Swift Business Model. So how did Taylor become the biggest artist in the world? Crystal has answers about Taylor's marketing genius, the Blake Lively legal drama and why Travis Kelce might not be the ONE.

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Step Into Magic (ft. Jennifer Aniston & Jennifer Aniston’s hypnotist, Ashley Tisdale, Charlize Theron & Anne Hathaway)

Thu, 10 Jul 2025 08:00:00 GMT

This episode is for the ladies (and about the ladies). First, Ashley Tisdale invited Jessi to a party and didn’t show up! Jennifer Aniston has a new man and he’s a… hot hypnotist? Is there such a thing? Charlize Theron is having great sex and telling us all about it. Plus, Anne Hathaway is on the cover of Vogue and Miranda Priestly would NEVER approve. DO NOT sell Jessi Halloween Decor but DO listen to this all new episode!

Next week is Jessi’s BIRTHDAY! Leave her a birthday message (or a voicemail about ANYTHING) HERE: 323-448-0068

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Here Comes Honey Labubu w/ “Labubu Queen” Kelly Ann Shuman (ft. P.Diddy, Lauren Sanchez Beso & Miley Cyrus)

Thu, 03 Jul 2025 08:00:00 GMT

DIDDY DO IT? Not according to the Jury. Jessi breaks down the shocking P.Diddy verdict. Then, what the F&%K is a LABUBU? Jessi has been wondering for approximately 10 days. That’s why she’s calling the content creator dubbed “Labubu Queen” Kelly Ann Shuman to explain where the toys came from, how they exploded so quickly and why Katy Perry can’t have one. Speaking of Katy Perry- she missed the world’s tackiest wedding- which is her first big WIN of the year! Jessi discusses the celebrity guest list, the dress, the Vogue cover, the Kardashian drama and the pure excess of Laren Sanchez and Jeff Besoz’s 50 million dollar nuptials.

Plus, Miley Cyrus ignored her fans at a meet and greet, Matty Healy called paid Meet and Greets “F*ING DISGRACEFUL” and Chris Brown’s Meet and Greets are X-Rated. So should stars do Meet and Greets in the first place? Jessi is telling you how much Drake, Lady Gaga, Billy Eilish and MORE would charge YOU to meet THEM.

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Sizzling Chemistry (ft. Justin Bieber, Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sanchez, Katy Perry & Orlando Bloom, Justin Baldoni, Beyonce & Evan)

Thu, 26 Jun 2025 08:00:00 GMT

Jessi is STANDING ON BUSINESS in this all new episode! That business includes a full explainer of the Justin Bieber Meme “You’re Not Clocking That I’m Standing On Business”, an It Ends With Update (did Blake Lively FINALLY WIN!?) an angry voicemail for Beyonce and a celebrity sighting in the wild!

Plus, America’s cringiest billionaires Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos are getting married in Venice whether Venice wants them to or not. Jessi breaks down the celebrity guest list, the Vogue spread, the Italian protests and the shocking reason Katy Perry might not be in attendance. Speaking of weddings, it’s Jessi’s 11th wedding anniversary so she brings Evan on the pod against his will to celebrate! Enjoy their SIZZLING CHEMISTRY, NOW!

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Why So Sexy If So Dumb? (ft. Sabrina Carpenter, Meghan Markle, Pedro Pascal (‘s lookalike), Justin Baldoni, Blake Lively & Alex Cooper)

Thu, 19 Jun 2025 16:18:15 GMT

Jessi is BACK from tour and vacation to catch up on every lawsuit, every lookalike, every twerk and every album cover that she missed. She starts with a very important 'It Ends With Update"- Justin Baldoni's lawsuit was dismissed but IT does not END here... Jessi tells you why. Sabrina Carpenter's new single contains one of the greatest song lyrics of all time but her new album cover has caused GLOBAL OUTRAGE! Should we be mad? Then, Meghan Markle twerked and the king may be "horrified" but Jessi is finally on board. Plus, a thorough breakdown of the Pedro Pascal lookalike contest, including the shocking thing it revealed about Pedro Pascal.

All that and Call Her Daddy's Alex Cooper made shocking sexual harassment claims against her college soccer coach, compelling Jessi to share her own eerily similar experience with a college professor. Put on your "DJ AIRHORN SOUND EFFECT" Friendship Bracelets for an ALL-NEW EPISODE!

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ICYMI: Vulnerable JOY w/ Cat and Nat

Thu, 12 Jun 2025 08:00:00 GMT

In Case You Missed It... We're revisiting this VERY SPECIAL EPISODE featuring Cat and Nat LIVE from Jessi's GUESTHOUSE where they are staying as her Airbnb guests! (And when people stay in your house… you’re allowed to ask them ANYTHING right?) Over champagne, the girls talk about friendship, crushes, marriage, weight loss and experiencing “Vulnerable JOY” in their most candid conversation yet.

Plus! Rememeber when Prince William danced like a dad and Travis Kelce became Jessi’s DADDY after his appearance on stage at Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour!? Then, Jessi tries to defend Justin Timberlake after bombshell details emerge about hs DWI … All that and a deep dive into the trendiest haircut of the year, called “The Broccoli” because it looks like Broccoli… on your head. THAT’S HOT!

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Money. Power. Bleach Blonde Hair. (ft. Heidiwood, Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce, Brad Pitt & "Moana Girl")

Thu, 05 Jun 2025 08:00:00 GMT

HOORAY FOR HEIDIWOOD! Heidi Montag's New Album is HERE and it is everything Jessi dreamed it would be and SO.MUCH.MORE. She listened to all 23 tracks to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of the best, dirtiest and most shocking lyrics. Speaking of musical GREATS- Taylor Swift bought her masters back! But do you remember the WHOLE scandalous backstory? In case you were too Dumb & Busy to keep up, Jessi is filling you in on the SWIFTIE SAGA and Travis Kelce's reaction to it all.

Then- where do YOU stand on the viral "Moana Girl" scandal? And do you think Brad Pitt is Hot Again??? (spoiler alert: Jessi DOES. In a dirty, rugged, doesn't speak to his children anymore kind of way...) Jessi is LIVE from Halifax for this all new EPISODE!

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Chia Seeds & Pickled Beets w/ Ilana Glazer (ft. Lindsay Lohan, Hailey & Justin Bieber, Kourtney Kardashian, Kris Jenner, JLo & Heidi Montag’s Wig)

Thu, 29 May 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Jessi drinks water with Chia Seeds throughout this ALL NEW EPISODE because Lindsay Lohan said it’s the reason for her glow up. You won’t believe what else she said. Kris Jenner has a new face and Jessi has big feelings about it. Kourtney Kardashian thinks sending your kids to school is “dated” so pull yours out IMMEDIATELY. Plus Justin Bieber said TOO MUCH about Hailey Bieber on the cover of Vogue - so, is he a bad husband? And everything you missed at the American Music Awards- from Jlo’s catsuit to Heidi Montag wearing the “worst wig in the world”.

All that plus Jessi re-visits her call with Actor, Comedian, Writer, creator of “Broad City” and star of “Babes” Ilana Glazer. This conversation will change your perspective on pregnancy, childbirth and mom guilt! So eat those pickled beets and enjoy!

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RIP Jessica w/ Shawn Desman (ft. Jennifer, Michelle, Stephanie, Lisa, Laura, Karen & Katie)

Thu, 22 May 2025 08:00:00 GMT

This all new mid-season banger will leave you SHOOK! Jessi spent the weekend at her friend and Phone A Friend Collaborator Jay Malinowski’s wedding and it made her believe in LOVE AGAIN. Plus! Do you have an “old lady name”? Jessi reveals the list of girls names that Gen Z thinks make you seem old. Spoiler Alert: Jessica IS on the list and Jessi (full name: Jessica) is NOT happy about it. Plus- should a Phonie bring her 11 yr old to a Pitbull concert? How dirty do Mr. Worldwide’s lyrics actually get? Turns out… VERY DIRTY. (the end of this ep is headphones ONLY!)

All that and we re-visit our call with Canadian Pop Superstar Shawn Desman! Not only does he serenade Jessi with his classics, he gets emotional (like, FULL TEARS) talking about why he stopped making music and how Drake encouraged him to come back. Put on your low rise jeans, bikini tops an kangol hats for this all-new episode!

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The Holy Spirit Of Pitbull w/ Amanda Walsh (ft. Pitbull, Beyonce, Taylor Swift, Kim Kardashian, Halle Berry & Kimothee)

Thu, 15 May 2025 08:00:00 GMT

Every day above ground is a great day and so is this episode! What happens in Vegas is being revealed on this podcast as guest co-host Amanda Walsh (Much Music, Supernatural, Pretty Hard Cases) joins jessi to TELL ALL about their wild weekend with Pitbull ! Are bald caps and goatees the secret to meeting men?! Jessi also saw Beyonce and her take on the ‘Cowboy Carter’ tour might upset the BeyHive.

Then, Amanda has inside scoop on the trailer for ‘Alls Fair’ starring Kim Kardashian, Jessi has notes on Kylie Jenner and Timothee Chalamet’s red carpet debut and Taylor Swift would like to excuse herself from Blake Lively’s narrative. All that AND there’s a HOT PRIEST at the Vatican

!? DALE!

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It’s Gonna Be May December (ft The Met Gala, Xav & Justin Trudeau, Bill Belichick and his chick, Katy Perry, Rihanna & Rihanna Jr Jr Jr)

Thu, 08 May 2025 08:00:00 GMT

While Jessi was on Tour… POP CULTURE WAS POPPING! We start with the Met Gala- Jessi breaks down the looks in the categories of Best! Worst! Stop It! I Can’t! I Question! I’m Scared! Where will Rihanna’s pregnancy reveal and the Kardashians low-key looks fit in? Listen to find out! Then… Xav Trudeau has a new single and his dad Justin Trudeau gives his hot take on it. (plus- is JT Hot Again!?)

Then- an all new Dumb and Busy will fill you in on the scandal unfolding around legendary NFL coach Bill Bellichick and his 24 year old girlfriend - why is she interrupting his interviews, running his business and taking $8 million dollars in his real estate? Jessi has answers.

All that and an angry voicemail for Katy Perrys bullies.

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A Lower Back Tattoo That Says “Good Charlotte” w/ Joel Madden

Thu, 01 May 2025 08:00:00 GMT

Jessi is on her 2000’s themed tour, so we are celebrating with a 2000’s Pop Punk Themed Episode! Dye your asymmetrical haircut black because Jessi is counting down her top 5 Pop Punk Emo Bangers with her friend and musician Jay Malinowski (because Pierre Bouvier did not return her calls).

Then, we’re revisiting Jessi’s favorite guest of the past year- Good Charlotte’s Joel Madden. In this intimate, personal conversation Jessi asks what was it like being an icon of the 2000’s? How did it feel to be paparazzi fodder? Is he close with his twin? Does he get along with his sister in-law Cameron Diaz? And no offense, but how did he score Nicole Richie? Plus Joel Madden tells ALL and dares to play a game of ‘Never Have I Ever’.

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A Babygirl Moment (ft. Walton Goggins, Anne Hathaway, The Obamas, The Clooneys, Michelle Williams & Michelle Williams)

Thu, 24 Apr 2025 08:00:00 GMT

Hold on to your banana hammocks- this all new episode sounds as good as Anne Hathaway looks! First, Jessi reveals her current infatuation with her high school crush and basically begs him to come to her Vancouver show. Then, she welcomes her real life crush, her husband Evan, to weigh in on Hot Couples doing questionable things. Barack and Michelle take vacations alone!? George and Amal have never had an argument?! Meghan Trainor and her husband are taking weight loss medication together?! This hot couple has THOUGHTS.

Plus Walton Goggins is manspreading HARD on the cover of Cultured magazine- but has babygirl jumped the shark? Is Justin Bieber ok? Jessi does a wellness check. Oh and Michelle Williams finally met Michelle Williams! Calling Jessica Cruickshank- a realtor in Barrie Ontario- let’s connect, girl!

EDMONTON! CALGARY! VANCOUVER! VICTORIA! Jessi is coming to you THIS week!

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Snatched In Space (ft. Katy Perry & Blue Origin, Aimee Lou Wood vs SNL, Walton Goggins and Coachella)

Thu, 17 Apr 2025 08:02:00 GMT

Snatched In Space (ft. Katy Perry & Blue Origin, Aimee Lou Wood vs SNL, Walton Goggins and Coachella)

This episode is out of this Woman’s World! First, 6 women went to space and 1 million people criticized them for it. Why did Katy Perry in a rocket ship make people so mad? Then, the Walton Goggins DRAMA we didn’t know we needed. Was he having an affair with co-star Aimee Lou Wood? The internet thinks so and Jessi always believes the internet.

Plus, was SNL out of line mocking Aimee’s teeth? And everything you missed at Coachella! Assuming… you were not at Coachella.

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The Mind of A Boy w/ Arkells’ Max Kerman (ft. Walton Goggins, Robert Irwin & Michelle Williams)

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 08:00:00 GMT

For the first time in Phone A Friend HISTORY… Jessi invites a straight man to guest co-host! Max Kerman, frontman of multi-platinum selling band Arkells is BACK to give us his male perspective on everything happening in pop culture. The White Lotus finale was WILD, but was it satisfying? We’ll discuss. Then, Jessi attempts to make Max deeply uncomfortable with her thirst for Steve Irwin’s son Robert in his new underwear campaign. And is it ok to go barefoot on a plane? Michelle Williams doesn’t think so… so where do Max and Jessi stand?

All that plus Max shares life advice from his new book Try Hard and we bring back the iconic Phone A Friend game ‘MAN THINGS with Max Kerman’- what do boys want and need? Max knows! Enjoy this all new episode bruhs.

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Whose Bed Have Your Thigh High Boots Been Under (ft. Benny Blanco & Selena Gomez, Prince William, Chappell Roan, Kesha and Pedro Pascal)

Thu, 03 Apr 2025 08:00:00 GMT

Jessi is getting emoshi in Winnipeg! She shares the unexpected moment at her Live Show in Saskatoon that made her weep and celebrates the phonies that made their own Phone A Friend merch! Then, if you’ve been too Dumb & Busy to keep up on Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco’s new album and press tour… Jessi did it for you! She will make you fall in love with Benny Blanco harder than Selena did. Plus- Chappell Roan just pissed off all moms, Prince William is hot again and Pedro Pascal is wearing thigh.high.boots.

All that plus new music from Kesha AND a scientific study just determined if your name makes you attractive. So… does yours? Listen and Find OUT!

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Hollaback Evan (ft. Pedro Pascal & Jennifer Aniston, Mariah Carey & Anderson Paak, Channing Tatum, White Sneakers and 2000’s Pop Girls)

Thu, 27 Mar 2025 08:00:00 GMT

Does wearing White Sneakers mean you don’t fornicate? Are Pedro Pascal and Jennifer Aniston Secretly DATING? Does Evan know ANY pop songs from the 2000’s? All of these IMPORTANT questions will be answered (and MORE) on this week’s mid-season banger! First, Jessi puts her husband to the test to see if he can identify pop girl bangers from the 2000’s - and you WILL BE AS SHOCKED by the results as she was. Then, do we SHIP hot new couples or hope that they consciously un-ship? Jessi weighs in on Jessica Simpson and Jeremy Renner, Mariah Carey and Anderson Paak and gives her take on Pedro Pascal and Jennifer Aniston’s dinner date, and why Jen is not looking to eat him for dessert.

Speaking of delicious morsels, Channing Tatum is our first subject of discussion in the hot new segment ‘This Week In Shirtless Men’ and what shoes/accessories tell the world that you aren’t getting any. It’s Jessi’s LAST EPISODE before she leaves for the NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL LIVE TOUR!

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Bad Bunny Baby (ft. The White Lotus, Gwynethée, Chris Evans vs Pedro Pascal, Cameos from Nikki Blonsky and Snow White)

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 08:34:08 GMT

Piper NOOOO! Bad Bunny YESSS… this Mid-Season-Banger BANGS. First, Jessi is breaking down The White Lotus- the toxic friends, romantic brothers and the internet’s inexplicable thirst for Walton Goggins. Then, Calling All Thirsty Moms! Bad Bunny is in his underpants. I REPEAT: Bad Buny está en calzoncillos and Jessi is having BAD THOUGHTS.

Then- the movies that are causing a Scandal before they even hit the theatres. Why the new Snow White movie has liberals, conservatives AND Disney fans outraged, what Gwyneth Paltrow said about “sex” with Timothée Chalamet and Jessi forces YOU to choose between Chris Evans and Pedro Pascal. All that and the DELIGHTFUL Cameos from Nikki Blonsky that have blown up the internet. Do YOU have your Calvins on? Because Jessi is recording this in no underwear at all.

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Divorce Dust (ft. Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner, Blake Lively & Anna Kendrick, Timothee & Kylie, Gigi Hadid & Bradley Cooper, Meghan Markle, Brian Littrell and Evan)

Thu, 13 Mar 2025 08:00:00 GMT

Who is getting back together, who is breaking up and who is spraying on the Divorce Dust? Jessi’s husband Evan is making his triumphant return to this Mid-Season Banger to weigh in on these important matters of the heart. They dive into why Timothee and Kylie might be over, why Ben Affleck and Jen Garner might be back on and why Gigi Hadid is the perfect match for Bradley Cooper (even if Jessi was NOT).

Plus! New controversy around Meghan Duchess of Sussex and a major ‘It Ends With Update’ - does Anna Kendrick hate working with Blake Lively too? Jessi has Receipts! Proof! Timeline! Screenshots! that she just might. All that and Backstreet Boy Brian Littrell’s son auditioned for American Idol! If you’re too dumb and busy to watch American Idol (in 2025) Jessi’s got the highlights, the lowlights and the harmonies.

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With Love, Jessi (ft. The Oscars, Meghan Duchess of Sussex & Katy Perry)

Thu, 06 Mar 2025 09:00:00 GMT

Give this mid-season banger an award, already! Jessi reveals her Highs and Lows of the Oscars and why Kylie Jenner was the biggest winner of the night. Plus- the wait is over! We can finally harvest honey with Meghan Markle-excuse me- Meghan, Duchess of Sussex- on her new Netflix show “With Love, Meghan”! Jessi watched it so you don’t have to and her review. is. SHOCKING.

All that and Katy Perry is going to space!? Hold on to your rocket ships, this all new episode is out if this world! (sorry.)

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Slutty Little Loafers (ft. Timothee Chalamet, Xavier Trudeau, Luigi Mangione, Lady Gaga & The White Lotus)

Thu, 27 Feb 2025 09:00:00 GMT

There's a reason Jessi LOVES a Mid-Season Banger and THIS EPISODE IS IT. Unhinged in all the best ways, Jessi goes deep discussing Luigi Mangione's Slutty Little Loafers and how YOU can send him a picture in prison! Then, Lady Gaga was on The Hills and she barely remembers it. Patrick Schwarzenegger showed his FULL Schwarzenegger on the White Lotus and Adam Brody and Leighton Meester are DTF in a bathroom stall.

Plus- the hot new single from... Justin Trudeau's son Xavier just dropped and Jessi brings in a totally unbiased Hip Hop Connoiseur to review it. That connoiseur is her husband Evan in what might have to be his final appearance on this podcast. All that, plus the most insane voicemail from a Phonie Jessi has EVER RECEIVED.

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Reheating The Nachos (ft. SNL 50, Beyonce, The Backstreet Boys and The Cyber Truck)

Thu, 20 Feb 2025 09:00:00 GMT

It’s our Season 2 Finale and we are celebrating by reheating ALL the nachos (don’t worry, we’ll explain). First, Jessi watched all 6.5 hours of SNL 50 and she’s counting down the Top 5 Moments you missed, apologies in advance to Drake. Then, Beyonce fans are turning on…. Beyonce? A mom makes an INSANE request for her toddler’s birthday party and hide your kids, hide your wives, hide your Cyber Trucks ?… Why Tesla owners are getting bullied in the streets!

All that plus The Backstreet Boys have a new single but are they better than *Nsync? Don’t miss the debate that could end Jessi and Jason My Producer’s 15 year friendship… on the Season 2 Finale of Phone A Friend!

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Apple Bottom Jeans, Smurfs With The Fur (ft. Kendrick Lamar, Trayvis Swelce, Rihanna, Adam Brody & Blippi)

Thu, 13 Feb 2025 09:03:00 GMT

Superbowl! Valentines Day! Awards Season! We have SO.MUCH.TO.CELEBRATE! First, Jessi breaks down EVERYTHING that happened at the Superbowl, except the sports part. The Halftime Show! Sad Drake! Sad Travis! Sad Travis’s Floppy Hair! Taylor’s Bedazzled Shorts and THOSE BOOT CUT JEANS.

Then, Adam Brody did something hot again- we’re telling you every shocking thing you missed at the awards shows you didn’t watch! Plus, Rihanna has NEW MUSIC coming out (but it’s not what you think) and Jessi puts her husband Evan to the ultimate Valentines Day Compatibility Test. Will they stay together after THIS? Listen to FIND OUT!

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All The Boob Things (ft. The Grammys, David Beckham, Ryan Reynolds vs Justin Baldoni & Pitbull)

Thu, 06 Feb 2025 09:00:00 GMT

The Grammy’s featured boobs, upper thigh, lower pelvis, full frontal nudity and music… a little music- Jessi breaks down the wins, the snubs and THOSE looks. Then, speaking of full frontal, David Beckham takes his underwear OFF to promote underwear (and it’s working). And Justin Baldoni has launched a website featuring his awkward texts to Ryan Reynolds.

All that plus Katy Perry is BACK and people like her? Lady Gaga has new music but do people like it? And Heidi Montag is playing Madison Square Garden. Cue Pitbull … and an all new episode!

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A Touch Of Ballad (ft. Blake vs Justin, Heidi vs LC, Taylor & Travis, Cardi B and Xavier Trudeau)

Thu, 30 Jan 2025 09:00:00 GMT

Jessi watched “It Ends With Us” and it ends with her having STRONG.THOUGHTS. She’s breaking down the movie, Justin Baldoni’s new 400 million dollar lawsuit and all the leaked texts, voice memos and cringey footage that came with it. Then, Heidi Montag’s new single “Forgive and Forget” is an attack on Lauren Conrad and Xavier Trudeau’s new R&B song is a gift to Canada.

All that plus, Jessi fills you in on Cardi B’s crack piercing (you read that right), Travis Kelce’s latest antics, Britney Spears new biopic and the backlash against Hilaria and Alec Baldein’s new TLC reality show. You can forgive this episode but don’t you dare forget it.

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Air-Horny in Punta Cana (ft. Carrie Underwood, Brooke Shields, Melania Trump’s hat, Harry and Meghan)

Thu, 23 Jan 2025 09:00:00 GMT

Jessi has escaped America for Punta Cana! Where she is trying not to let her Dominican LOVE AFFAIR distract her from important things- like the BOMBSHELL ALLEGATIONS against Harry & Meghan in Vanity Fair. Plus, she breaks down the FUN PARTS of Donald Trump’s inauguration - like Hats! Cleavage! And Carrie Underwood!

Then, Brooke Shields has a new Tell-All and she’s telling WAY TOO MUCH about her accidental Vaginal Rejuvenation. All that, and Jessi celebrates the NEW ‘Now That’s What I Call Music’ CD (you read that right). Speaking of which….

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Stream Superficial! (ft. Heidi & Spencer, Mandy Moore, Carrie Underwood, Mark Zuckerberg & Allison Holker)

Thu, 16 Jan 2025 09:00:00 GMT

IT'S BEEN... A WEEK. Jessi is back home after evacuating from the L.A wildfires to share her personal experience of living through this heartbreaking natural disaster. Heidi and Spencer were reality TV villains, now they are international HEROES- Jessi breaks down this unexpected plot twist (and Spencer makes her cry). And justice for Mandy Moore (and Hilary Duff)!

Then, Carrie Underwood is singing at Trump's inauguration, Mark Zuckerberg is bringing toxic masculinity back and Britney Mahomes named her baby WHAT?!? Plus, Allison Holker tells ALL about her husband Stephen 'Twitch' Boss in a new book... but did she tell too much? Jessi feels VERY LUCKY to be home safe to bring you this all new episode.

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It Ends With A Lawsuit (ft. Blake Lively, Justin Baldoni, Meghan Markle, Nikki Glaser, Glinda & Elphaba)

Thu, 09 Jan 2025 09:43:13 GMT

Like Meghan Markle on Instagram JESSI IS BACK BABY! It’s the first new episode of the year but it feels like we have a DECADE worth of pop culture to talk about. FINALLY Jessi can share her thoughts on Blake vs. Justin then unpack the NEW, EXPLOSIVE interview that could change everything. On her new Netflix show, Meghan Markle, excuse me, “Meghan” wants you to know that she is just an relatable girl next door… if you live in a 20 million dollar mansion.

Plus! Jessi gives her Elder Millennial Take on The Golden Globes (and everything that happened AFTER The Golden Globes) and weighs in on everything she missed- Beyonce Bowl! Ethan Slater’s Ex! Zendaya’s Engagement! And Wicked! She FINALLY watched Wicked. Happy 2025! We hope your New Year's Resolution is to listen to more Phone A Friend!

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A Swiftmas Miracle w/ Santa

Thu, 12 Dec 2024 09:47:33 GMT

After MONTHS of desperately (pathetically) trying to get Eras Tour Tickets… 2 days before the FINAL SHOWS, Jessi GOT THEM. She’s telling you HOW she scored tickets, WHO she took to the show and why she and her friends now have BAD BLOOD. So was the concert LIFE-CHANGING? Jessi’s answer will shock you (no death threats pls!)

Speaking of death, does murder make you horny? Jessi unpacks the internet’s lust for Luigi Mangione, the “Hot Assassin”. Plus, the internet also discovered Vanna White’s hot son and he didn’t commit any heinous crimes! Then, what were the biggest Google Searches of 2024? The answers are shocking (and will make you google MORE things). All that AND Jessi calls Santa in the North Pole to find out which stars are on his naughty list, if he’s on Ozempic and what Mariah Carey was like IRL. All I Want For Christmas is this FINAL EPISODE OF 2024… talk next YEAR Phonies!

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Holding Space for Good Charlotte w/ Joel Madden

Thu, 05 Dec 2024 09:20:09 GMT

Good Charlotte? More like GOOD EPISODE! Jessi is holding space… for Joel Madden in an intimate, personal conversation. What was it like being an icon of the 2000’s? How did it feel to be paparazzi fodder? Is he close with his twin? Does he get along with his sister in-law Cameron Diaz? And no offense, but how did he score Nicole Richie? Joel Madden tells ALL and dares to play a game of ‘Never Have I Ever’.

Speaking of the 2000’s… The OG Laguna Beach cast had their 20 year high school reunion and you’ll never guess what they’re up to now. Heidi Montag has released XXX-Mas music that puts the ‘Ho’ in Ho Ho Ho. The Vanderpump Rules cast was fired and Jessi is feeling SUR-ly about it. Plus is it ok to Facetune your toddler? All that and MTV Canada is officially going off the air. Jessi remembers the channel that made her who she is!

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Make the Yuletide Gay w/ Clay Aiken

Thu, 28 Nov 2024 08:24:45 GMT

Deck the Halls with Clay Aiken’s Balls on this VERY FESTIVE episode! We are kicking off the holiday season with one of Jessi’s ALL-TIME DREAM GUESTS… Clay Aiken! And he does NOT DISAPPOINT. Not only does Jessi celebrate his new holiday album “Christmas Bells Are Ringing” she gets him to TELL ALL… about American Idol, his time on The Apprentice, his real take on Donald Trump, JLo, Simon Cowell and all those horny ‘Claymates’.

Plus! Gwyneth Paltrow has blessed us all with her Goop Holiday Gift Guide and none of us can afford it! Then the ‘Anti-Wish List’ that is breaking the internet. All that, and we give YOU ‘The Phone A Friend Definitive List of the Top 10 Holiday Pop Bops of ALL TIME’ for FREE!

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Netflix and NO CHILL w/ Lindsay Lohan (AND Chad Michael Murray, Lacey Chabert, Kristin Chenoweth & Dustin Milligan)

Thu, 21 Nov 2024 09:49:54 GMT

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Lindsay Lohan is on Phone A Friend! Jessi asks about her Lohanaissance, her ex-boyfriends, unflattering paparazzi photos and her new rom-com ‘Our Little Secret’. And as if that wasn’t enough, Jessi is ALSO phoning Lacey Chabert, Chad Michael Murray, Dustin Milligan and Kristin Chenoweth to talk about their new Netflix movies and also Chad’s abs.

PLUS! Ariana Grande and Cyntha Erivo can’t stop crying about the Wicked movie, but is it too much? Mark Zuckerberg might be Jessi’s dream man after all, Armie Hammer got a Vasectomy from his mom and 60 Jeremy Allen White Look-A-Likes gathered in Chicago. YES. CHEF. Then, Jessi explains the Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson fight and reveals that she has seasonal Tay-Pression after missing out on The Eras Tour in Toronto.

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How The Jingle Is Made w/ Jay Malinowski (ft. The Sexiest Man, The Grammy Noms & The P*ssy Posse)

Thu, 14 Nov 2024 09:47:07 GMT

It’s People Magazine’s Sexiest Episode Alive! Is John Krasinski HOT or is he MID? Prince William has a beard and Jessi approves. The P*ssy Posse reunites at Leonardo Dicaprio’s 50th birthday party and Kristin Cavallari only wants to date a man with a Vasectomy… Jessi calls on her husband Evan to DISCUSS.

Then, Jessi weighs in on the Grammy Nominations and phones her real-life friend Jay Malinowski from Bedouin Soundclash. He has Juno Awards, platinum albums and chart-topping hits but is he more proud of writing the theme song and jingles for Phone A Friend? We’ll find out.

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Nauseously Optimistic w/ journalist Rachel Gilmore (ft. Martha Stewart, Ethan Slater & The Sexiest Men ALIVE)

Thu, 07 Nov 2024 09:30:08 GMT

We’re talking POLITICS, GIRL! The morning after the presidential election, Jessi gives her unfiltered thoughts, then she phones award-winning journalist Rachel Gilmore to weigh in on how Trump won and what this means for the future. After that… we’re giving you a much needed BRAIN BREAK by talking NOT POLITICS, GIRL!

Martha Stewart hates her own movie (but Jessi and Jason LOVE IT), the internet has TURNED on Spongebob and Ariana, PLUS People Magazine’s Sexiest Men Alive have been revealed … sort of. This episode is smart AND sexy... just like YOU.

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The Call Is Coming From Inside The House (ft. Rihanna, Beyonce, Giselle, Timothee, Zoe, Channing & HANSON)

Thu, 31 Oct 2024 08:53:52 GMT

It’s our Halloween Phone-Tacular and we’re celebrating the witch and the famous… P.Diddy! The Menendez Brothers! Sexy Elmo! We debate the most contraversial costumes of the year. Plus, 2500 people in New York look more like Timotee Chalamet than Timotee Chalamet. Giselle is pregnant and Tom Brady is emo. Channing Tatum and Zoe Kravitz’ split has Jessi wondering, if the hottest couple on earth can’t make it, is there any hope for the rest of us? And Shawn Mendez is finally speaking his truth.

Then, Rihanna is officially a soccer mom and Beyonce, Eminem and The Insane Clown Posse come together for an important cause. You read that right. All that plus Jessi breaks down her family costume, in an MMM BOP. Happy Halloween!

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Witch, Please! (ft. Andrew Garfield, Ariana vs Elvira, North, Kim & Liam Payne)

Thu, 24 Oct 2024 08:37:42 GMT

This week had highs, lows and undercuts… Jessi falls in love with Andrew Garfield, LIVE ON THIS PODCAST, but he will NEVER be her Devon Sawa. Ariana Grande is throwing shade at Elvira just in time for spooky season! North West gave her mom a crappy birthday gift, pun intended, and Jessi discovers the artistry of Skibidi Toilet. Plus, we grapple with the passing of Liam Payne and the impact he had on a generation.

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Spilling The Boba Tea (ft. Simu Liu, Ariana Grande, Celine Dion, Nicole vs Salma)

Thu, 17 Oct 2024 08:41:02 GMT

The (Boba) Tea is HOT this week! Simu Liu has ignited the world’s first Dragon’s Den scandal and Jessi is taking sides. Are Salma Hayak and Nicole Kidman in an “ICY FEUD”? We do JOURNALISM to find out.

Plus! Ariana Grande is trying to save SNL and Celine Dion is trying to save the NFL. All that, and the reason Jessica Chastain was just canceled over $15. Pour yourself a flight of wine (or don't) and ENJOY!

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Don’t Worry, BEjeweled (ft. Taylor & Travis, Adam Brody, Bieber & P. Diddy)

Thu, 10 Oct 2024 08:57:05 GMT

Jessi is in Toronto where she has been LUSTING AFTER ADAM BRODY on “Nobody Wants This” I mean… working. She gets into the Seth Cohen-essence and the controversy surrounding the hit Netflix series. Then, football fans have turned on Travis Kelce- why? how? Jessi has got the play-by-play.

Plus - Justin Bieber, Usher, Ashton Kutcher, Sarah Jessica Parker- Jessi is breaking down all the celebrity conspiracy theories surrounding P.Diddy. And an 84 year old celebrity dad is on the market… any takers?

Best believe you’ll BEJEWELED if you listen to this episode!

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Poo Aesthetic (ft. Ellen, Ariana, SpongeBob, Lana & Pacey)

Thu, 03 Oct 2024 08:55:38 GMT

Take a picture of your toilets because this episode is the SH*T! Jessi starts by dropping HUGE NEWS about spotting her celebrity crush (Phonies if you know, you KNOW). Then Ellen tries to redeem herself in her new Netflix special, but is the joke on her? Plus! A rousing edition of ‘Hot Couples doing Hot Things’ featuring Ariana’s confessions about SpongeBob, Lana Del Rey’s marriage to an Alligator Tour Guide and Kristin Cavallari’s break up with a 24 year old Tik Toker.

All that and an ode to Pacey Witter (HELLO Joshua Jackson) AND a step-by-step guide to decorating YOUR TOILET. Gen Z-Style. It’s called #PooAesthetic. We can’t make this sh*t up.

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NICOLE IS TRASH w/ Selling Sunset’s Nicole Young

Thu, 26 Sep 2024 08:56:08 GMT

Tighten your corsets Bad A$$ Business Bitches because Nicole Young is here to speak out for the FIRST TIME about the “cast mutiny” that she has caused at Selling Sunset. Why did she spread THAT rumor about Emma? What scenes were REAL and which were FAKED? And how does she feel about her castmates using the hashtag #NicoleIsTrash🗑? Whether you watch Selling Sunset or you have ‘better things to do’... this is a conversation about Reality TV that will BLOW.YOUR.MIND.

Plus! Is Katy Perry’s new album #Trash🗑? Critics think so, but does Jessi? Chappel Roan loves to Chappel MOAN- is she setting healthy boundaries or just complaining about fame? Then, Jessi wants JUSTICE for one of the Golden Bachelorette contestants and TRIGGER WARNING: this episode will ruin Chicken Nuggets.

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The Sussex Survivors Club (ft. Harry & Meghan, Ben & Jlo, JT & Diddy)

Thu, 19 Sep 2024 08:26:48 GMT

Trigger Warning: If you are a member of “The Sussex Survivors Club” this episode is not for you. We break down the latest accusations against Harry and Meghan and why their employees keep quitting. Plus- what’s wrong with Ben and Jlo’s post-divorce PDA? SO MANY THINGS according to Jessi. Then, P Diddy’s arrest! Justin Timberlake’s apology! Dave Grohl’s Baby! Donald Trump’s Tweet! And Steve-O’s Breast Implants! We bring back our festive segment called MEN ARE PIGS!

All that and a recap of the Emmys, an update on Jeremy Allen White and why 6-6-6 is the latest trend in dating. Thank god Jessi is only dating you, Phonies.

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Calling All Childless Cat Ladies (ft. Taylor, Katy, Jlo, Donald & Kamala)

Thu, 12 Sep 2024 08:24:20 GMT

POLITICS! POP CULTURE! POP MUSIC! HOT PEOPLE! BLOW JOBS! BRACES! Today, we're covering it ALL... First, eat your dogs and your cats! We've got the funniest moments from the very unfunny presidential debate. Then, Jlo wears a revenge dress, Travis and Taylor dance at the US Open, Brad Pitt hard launches his girlfriend and Glen Powell shows us his manhood in a new edition of Hot People Doing Hot Things! Plus, Katy Perry said something controversial again... but this time, Jessi is on her side? (Sorry Dave Grohl, she's not on YOUR side).

All that, plus fake braces are HOT ON TIK TOK and Jessi shares her family vacation HORROR story. Moms! Dads! Childless Cat Ladies! This episode is for YOU.

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Pumpkin Spice P*nis w/ Matt Barr, The Man with the World’s Biggest Penis

Thu, 05 Sep 2024 11:16:32 GMT

It’s Pumpkin Spice Season and we’re celebrating with our SPICIEST episode YET! Matt Barr, the man with the world’s BIGGEST penis takes Jessi’s call and NOTHING is OFF LIMITS. Turns out it’s HARD (pun intended) to live with a phallus longer than a footlong sub. Matt shares the pros and cons, the ups and dongs, sorry- DOWNS- of having the worlds biggest dong.

Plus, would you PAY to attend a loved one’s wedding? Tik Tok thinks you should! From Video Games to Taxidermy, women vote on the least attractive male hobbies (and Jessi’s husband does many of them). Then, to get in the fall spirit, we break down the best and worst of actual Pumpkin Spice products (Pumpkin Spice bum wipes, anyone?)

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DUMB & HORNY (ft. Bennifer, Bieber & Jeremy Allen White)

Thu, 29 Aug 2024 08:01:43 GMT

This week, Jessi AND Justin Bieber welcomed new babies into their homes! Jessi is Lizard Mom and she has thoughts on Jack Bieber’s Mom. Then, the fallout from the Bennifer Divorce is REAL… according to “Sources.” But which headlines are true, which are false and which are coming straight from team Jlo? Then, Jessi looks for Jeremy Allen White, while he looks for his pants.

Plus Jessi gets roasted by AI and explains the real reason why she postponed her tour. Thank you for your support phonies, you mean the world.

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A Demure Divorce w/ Olympic Gymnast Shallon Olsen

Thu, 22 Aug 2024 08:04:36 GMT

In this timeless classic all new episode Jessi mourns the end of an era… two eras actually… with the official divorce of Bennifer. Then, we Gossip, Girl about Blake Lively and the ‘It Ends With Us’ drama. Is she a mean girl? Should she be canceled? Jessi is TRIGGERED. Plus, why it’s hot to be Demure and even HOTTER to be a contestant on The Golden Bachelorette.

All that, plus Jessi phones 3 time Canadian Olympic Gymnast Shallon Olsen to spill all the Paris tea about Olympic Sex, Cardboard Beds, Ugly Uniforms, Simone Biles and Raygun. It’s a gold medal episode, enjoy!

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A Series of Side Quests

Thu, 15 Aug 2024 08:09:26 GMT

The Olympics are over but Jessi earned a Gold Medal in watching them! Raygun! Snoop Dog! Olympians on Only Fans! We celebrate Jessi’s top 3 Olympic takeaways with a closing ceremony of our own. Then, Celine Dion doesn’t want Trump to play her old song, and no one wants to play Katy Perry’s new one. We wish Ben Affleck a very happy birthday, by discussing his estranged wife’s Paparazzi shots. According to our friend Whitney Port… they were STAGED?

All that, plus Fridgescaping is Hot on Tik Tok and Jessi tries to define the hot new “Gen Z Slang Terms” being entered into the Cambridge Dictionary. Boop!

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Olympic Flame...ing Hot Takes!

Thu, 08 Aug 2024 08:48:38 GMT

Today is a very stupid, very fun and very personal episode. For the first time, Jessi opens up about her deeply painful loss.

Then, put on your (v unflattering) bathing caps, we're diving in to the Paris Games. Jessi gets a shocking DM from a Canadian Olympic Gymnast and celebrates Hot, Taught, Cocky, Ballsy Olympians! She gives her HOT TAKES on who are the sexiest athletes, why the olympics needs more a**holes, and why she thinks she should compete at the 2028 games. Plus... Breaking Penis News makes it's triumphant return as we discuss the Penis that Broke an olympians dreams. All that, and Ben Affleck got a post-breakup makeover, teens don't work summer jobs anymore, and Demi Moore wants to normalize farts. ew.

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Let The (Very Gay) Games Begin!

Thu, 01 Aug 2024 08:18:59 GMT

Gaga, Celine, Hot Gymnasts, Cold Rooms, Canadian Scandals- Jessi is bringing you IN DEPTH Olympic Games coverage, minus the sports part! Then, Hawk Tuah girl has been replaced by … Margarita Butt Couple? After hearing this story, you may never set foot in a Chili’s again.

Plus, Jessi watched Dirty Pop, the new Lou Pearlman documentary which was too much dirty, not enough pop. All that and a Nickleback mashup that will give you Celine Dion-atop-the-eiffel-tower-level chills. This episode deserves a GOLD MEDAL (but Jessi is Canadian so she’d be THRILLED with a Bronze). Enjoy!

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Your Voicemail IS Brat

Thu, 25 Jul 2024 08:23:10 GMT

In this very special episode, Jessi is clearing out her inbox and checking YOUR voicemails, LIVE! You force her to tell all about a celebrity friend, reveal details about Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner’s house and share a shocking story about her Celebrity nanny.

Plus! 2000’s trends, Kidz Bop takes on Beyonce and why is the internet saying ‘Kamala IS BRAT’? Jessi finds out Brats! So LET’S CHECK MY VOICEMAIL!

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It’s My Party and I’ll Cry If I Want To w/ TikToker V Spehar

Thu, 18 Jul 2024 08:22:11 GMT

It’s Jessi’s Birthday! And we’re celebrating in the only way we know how… by forcing her to take a Tiger Beat Quiz from 2001! Then, Katy Perry’s new single “Woman’s World” is out, so why women don’t like it? Plus, the Kesha vs Katy feud heats up with… a Ted Talk, Kim and Khloe take… a Billionaire’s Wedding and if you’re too dumb and busy to know who the “Hawk Tuah Girl” is… Jessi does a deep dive so you don’t have to.

Then, Jessi has questions after the assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump, so she phones political expert, podcast host and hugely popular Tik Toker V Spehar to understand why/how it happened and what this means for the future of America. It’s a must hear conversation whether you follow politics or not. Jessi’s birthday gift to YOU… is this episode!

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Sax on the Beach, Poop in the Hamptons

Thu, 11 Jul 2024 08:32:54 GMT

Jessi is back from Cancun where she was serenaded by a solo saxophone player, playing Pitbull… WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?! Evan pops in to unpack their glorious, if slightly geriatric, couples vacation. Then, Emily Blunt and Meryl Streep are IN for a Devil Wears Prada re-make, but… is Jessi? Sorry expectant moms, opening Baby Shower gifts is OVER according to Tik Tok and the internet has voted on the most LOVED and HATED couples (sorry SpongeBob and Ariana).

Plus! An angry voicemail about a Disney Star’s newborn baby and Jessi reviews ‘The Idea of You’- the steamy rom-com about a 40 year old mom who falls in love with a hot, young Boy Band member. Which should honestly be the plot for her autobiography. Enjoy!

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Wet Hot Summer w/ Heidi Montag

Thu, 04 Jul 2024 08:06:00 GMT

It’s a Special (wet, hot) Summer Throwback Episode! Jessi revisits her phone call with Heidi Montag, that Heidi later called “awkward” so… was it? YOU DECIDE. Did Heidi HATE The After Show? What did she REALLY think of Dan and Jessi? Was Spencer ACTUALLY a threat to their safety at the series finale? Does Heidi still want to be the new Michael Jackson? All that, and SHOCKING revelations about money, fame, motherhood and plastic surgery.

Plus, Jessi debuts Heidi’s new single ‘Wet Hot Summer’ … is it the song of summer? We discuss, in wet white t-shirts.

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Vulnerable JOY w/ Cat and Nat

Thu, 27 Jun 2024 08:15:02 GMT

It’s a VERY SPECIAL EPISODE featuring Cat and Nat LIVE from my GUESTHOUSE where they are staying as my Airbnb guests! (And when people stay in your house… you’re allowed to ask them ANYTHING right?) Over champagne, the girls talk about friendship, crushes, marriage, weight loss and experiencing “Vulnerable JOY” in their most candid conversation yet.

Plus! Prince William dances like a dad and Travis Kelce can be Jessi’s DADDY after his appearance on stage at Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour. Then, bombshell details have emerged about Justin Timberlake’s DWI … can Jessi still defend him? All that and a deep dive into the trendiest haircut of the year, called “The Broccoli” because it looks like Broccoli… on your head. THAT’S HOT!

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“What Tour? The World Tour.” w/ Sofia Camara

Thu, 20 Jun 2024 08:01:29 GMT

Justin Timberlake committed the MOST 2008 crime ever and as the world’s preeminent Justin Timberlake apologist, Jessi finds a way to give him the benefit of the doubt (sort of). Plus, is Pop in its Flop Era? Why Taylor Swift, Beyonce, Ariana Grande, Billie Eilish, Dua Lipa and JLo have tried- but FAILED- to give us the song of the summer. Could Katie Perry or Heidi Montag save the day? Then, throw out your ankle socks, STAT! Jessi breaks down everything you (and your kids) MUST be wearing in case you weren’t in Milan for fashion week.

All that and 21 year old pop sensation Sofia Camara explains how she blew up on Tik Tok, reveals what it was like to tour with Shawn Desman and thinks One Direction is more influential than The Beatles. We agree. Listen and Drive, don’t Drink and Drive and ENJOY!

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Hot Rat Boy Summer

Thu, 13 Jun 2024 08:05:44 GMT

Now That’s What I Call PODCAST! This week we celebrate Jessi’s ALL NEW 2000’s themed Live Tour with Shawn Desman! Soul Decision! b44 and MORE! Plus- Men who look like rodents are… HOT? Tweens are thirsting after “Rat Boys”, Jessi finds out why. Then, in an all-new edition of Kardashian Kontent with a K, Gary The Golden Bachelor is hot for Kris Jenner, Khloe is accused of being a bad mom and Kim is a serious actor now. Plus! Rob Schneider was kicked out of a charity event in Regina and Jessi knows what went wrong.

Oh and Jessi is a Disney Adult now- she breaks down her 4 days in Disneyland and why she’ll never go back without Disney Bounding.

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F*** Me Up Florida

Thu, 06 Jun 2024 08:20:45 GMT

Jessi is recording Live from Florida! Recently named “the least pride-friendly state” in North America! Which means she needs to celebrate Pride Month LOUDER and PROUDER than ever with our gayest episode yet! Adele calls out a bigot, Madonna gets sued for showing Live Boob and Zachary Quinto is ruining brunch.

Plus, has J-Lo lost her J-Glow? Why is Chris Pratt doing THE MOST? And do Millennials look YOUNGER than Gen X? Spoiler alert, the answer is YES… according to science. Also Tik Tok. Put on your SPF and enjoy!

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Laughing, Crying & Drizzling w/ Ilana Glazer

Thu, 30 May 2024 08:59:13 GMT

Today is THE DAY! Jessi’s debut Stand Up Special “Minivan Money” is streaming NOW at VEEPS.COM/jessicruickshank ! To celebrate, she’s calling comedian, actor and co-writer of the HILARIOUS new movie BABES, Ilana Glazer to talk shocking, hilarious REAL LIFE MOTHERHOOD SH*T including pregnancy childbirth and… ‘drizzling’?

Then, North West made her on-stage debut in ‘The Lion King Live’ and as you can imagine JESSI. HAS. THOUGHTS. Plus! Travis Kelce finally speaks out about his teammate Harrison Butker’s offensive speech and Taylor Swift needs to CALM DOWN.

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Love Do Cost A Thing w/ Even The Rich’s Brooke & Aricia

Thu, 23 May 2024 08:40:29 GMT

Bennifer is allegedly OVER and Jessi is NOT OK. She puts together a complete timeline of their supposed break up to try and make sense of it all. Then, put on your caps and gowns because we’ve put together the BEST (Hi Jennifer Coolidge & Jerry Seinfeld) and WORST (Hii Harrison Butker) commencement speeches from the past week. Plus, Jessi unpacks the disturbing P Diddy footage and why it might land him in prison.

Then, Vanderpump Rules Season 11 is almost over and Jessi hasn’t watched it. Instead of dedicating 18 hours to screening every episode, she dedicates 18 minutes to phoning the award winning hosts of the podcast ‘Even The Rich’ Brooke Siffrin and Aricia Skidmore-Williams to explain it ALL. Crack open a White Claw, and enjoy.

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A Very Meaty (hip hop) Beef

Thu, 16 May 2024 08:14:36 GMT

Jessi is ready to SPIT SOME BARS and START SOME FEUDS with a lot of very famous, very powerful people this week. In case you were too dumb and busy to follow the Drake Vs Kendrick Lamar feud, Jessi is breaking it down song by song, insult by insult. This beef is the Ashlee Simpson vs Lindsey Lohan of our TIME. Then Gavin Rossdale is dating a woman who looks JUST LIKE HIS EX Gwen Stefani, and Jessi can RELATE. Plus ABC announced their new Golden Bachelorette and the Biebers announced their new Golden Baby!

All of that and hot takes on Bradley Cooper’s Eras Tour dancing, Rihanna’s upside down toddler, Zendaya’s fashion revenge, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie’s reunion and that baby on the floor at the Taylor Swift concert. Oh, and a voicemail that will make you call your mother. (after that, call JESSI to leave a Voicemail, HERE: 323-448-0068 )

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Mothers and Friends w/ Jessi’s Mom

Thu, 09 May 2024 08:22:10 GMT

Jessi has returned from Las Vegas where The Lovers and Friends Festival was… CANCELLED. She unpacks the disappointment, the desperation, the DM’s to Backstreet Boys and the $57 cocktails that ensued. Then, Jessi does not hold back when she crowns the BEST, WORST and SEXIEST dressed at the Met Gala. Comedians did NOT HOLD BACK when they insulted Tom Brady at his Netflix roast, but did they go to far? And are we still boo’ing Kim Kardashian? Plus … find out which A-List celebrity stalks her online trolls.

Plus! In honor of Mothers Day, Jessi is Phoning her MOM- they discuss their (opposing) parenting strategies, Jessi’s childhood, being a working mom THEN Jessi gets her mom’s HOT TAKES on Celebrity News (HILARITY and a lot of “WHO’S BAD BUNNY??” ENSUES) Happy Mothers Day PHONIES, enjoy this episode in lieu of flowers.

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Smells Like Satsuma

Thu, 02 May 2024 08:32:07 GMT

Jessi is LIVE from TORONTO for her official Joe Fresh Collection Launch (IN STORES & ONLINE NOW) and she's taking you along for the ride. From stalking-I mean- meeting Cindy Crawford at the airport, to hosting a roller-skating rager, it's been a (fun-filled fashionable) week and Jessi's sharing it all! Then, we issue a formal apology to Taylor Swift and we should probably issue one to Blue Ivy and Beyonce as well after Jessi GOES OFF on the new Lion King prequel. #BRINGBACK90SDISNEY

Plus! We found the ONLY PERSON ON EARTH who has never heard of "Baby Shark" , and we contemplate smelling like Fried Chicken with the new KFC Fragrance (this is not a joke, it's a perfume that smells like BBQ Chicken and it MUST BE DISCUSSED). Oh and we'll listen to the new Sabrina Carpenter single and LAUGH at Jessi LAUGHING? Spray on your Satsuma for an all new EPISODE!

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The Tortured Billionaires Department w/ KNIX founder Joanna Griffiths

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 08:30:09 GMT

Swifties BEWARE: this week, Jessi is sharing her unfiltered opinion about The Tortured Poets Department, please don’t torture her for it! Her 6 year old son Dray also stops by to give his (hilarious) thoughts on Taylor Swift. Then, Kim Kardashian clears up online rumors about herself and so does Jessi, Victoria Beckham turned 50 and Mark Zuckerberg is HOT??

Plus! Jessi phones one of the most successful female business owners in Canadian history, Knix founder Joanna Griffiths. How did she create a $400 million dollar underwear business? What is the first thing she spent her millions on? Is it true she auditioned for MTV with Jessi? If you’ve ever thought about starting your own business, this episode will give you the motivation to GO FOR IT. Jessi is leaking in her leakproof knix underpants with excitement for you to listen to it.

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Airhorny in Cabo

Thu, 18 Apr 2024 08:35:40 GMT

wow. wow. WOW. Jessi has emerged from a foam party in Cabo to tell you EVERYTHING about her girls trip; including who hit on her, who danced with her and why she ended up semi-nude and covered in foam.

While she was in Mexico, everyone born before 2001 was at Coachella! Jessi breaks down the stories you NEED TO KNOW about the music festival, that have NOTHING TO DO with music. Plus, there were devastating breakups for the Golden Bachelor AND Ryan Gosling so we heal their pain with our favorite break up songs! All that plus Taylor Swift vs Joe Alwyn and Nike vs Pubic Hair - DJ AIRHORN SOUND EFFECT- jump in the pool in nothing but a thong, this episode is WILD.

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Total Eclipse of the Eggplant

Thu, 11 Apr 2024 08:06:38 GMT

It’s our first post-eclipse episode and we are reaching TOTALITY (still not sure what that means). Jojo Siwa has officially entered her Bad-Girl Era and it’s Good?! Prince William’s dirty text messages are uncovered, Rihanna spent the afternoon at a Color Me Mine and it’s about time we made some rules about airplane etiquette. Which armrest can you use? Should you recline your seat? What do you do if someone else’s hair is in your space? Jessi has answers.

Plus, Jillian Anderson went back to work on the X-Files 10 days after a C-Section and Jessi feels her pain. For the first time, Jessi talks about her regrets returning to work after birthing twins and there. are. tears. Send someone an aubergine emoji and let’s DO THIS.

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COWBOY CRUICKSHANK

Thu, 04 Apr 2024 08:06:00 GMT

This episode is a Real Life Boogie and a Real Life Hoedown as Jessi tries to convince Jason to listen to Beyonce’s COWBOY CARTER (instead of Melissa Joan Hart’s Sabrina The Teenage Witch Soundtrack). Then, she thirsts after, I mean, discusses the appeal of Travis Kelce’s “Dad Bod” in the name of SCIENCE, a Tik Tok therapist explains why listening to Pitbull is good for our mental health, Ariana Madix is the bad guy now and how much would you pay for the Titanic door?

Plus! Jessi lied last week when she said flying alone with three kids was easy. The flight home was a disaster, Jessi explains why she had to PAY the woman sitting in front of her.

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Airplane Rides and Plain White Guys

Thu, 28 Mar 2024 08:37:13 GMT

Turns out it wasn’t The Masked Singer. This week, Jessi (and the WORLD) issue a formal apology to Kate Middleton. Then, Rebel Wilson joins the #MEANtoo Movement and calls out yet another A-List A-Hole. Plus! Would you work out with your partner NAKED and when is the last time you PEED YOUR PANTS? Apparently game show contestants do it… A LOT.

All of this is coming to you LIVE from Vancouver, BC where Jessi has flown ALONE WITH THREE KIDS. She survived to tell you all why it wasn’t actually so bad. (don’t tell Evan).

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Jessi Cruickshank featuring *NSYNC

Thu, 21 Mar 2024 08:39:55 GMT

It’s the episode Jessi has waited ~~ALL WEEK~~ A LIFETIME to record! She’s giving ALL the insider details about being at the Justin Timberlake concert when *NSYNC performed together for the first time in 20 years! Warning: She did BLACK OUT for most of the performance, but she’s piecing it back together for YOU. Plus, was the new *NSYNC single rejected from the TROLLS soundtrack? Jessi has EVIDENCE that it was.

Then- we get into Royal News! Kate Middleton is back (or is she?) Prince William had an affair (or did he?) and will you buy Meghan Markle's legume-based spreads? Jessi watched Love Is Blind Season 6 and turns out, Love is NOT Blind, nor does it look like Meghan Fox. Plus, we dive into the Oprah Ozempic Special and it will change your perspective on weight loss. All that AND a voicemail about John Cena?! Let’s DO THIS.

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Forgive Me or Forget Me w/ Heidi Montag

Thu, 14 Mar 2024 08:54:10 GMT

It’s our SEASON 2 PREMIERE!! To celebrate, Jessi reunites with Heidi Montag for the first time in 10 years to clear the air. Did Heidi HATE The After Show? What did she REALLY think of Dan and Jessi? Was Spencer ACTUALLY a threat to their safety at the series finale? Does Heidi still want to be the new Michael Jackson? All that, and SHOCKING revelations about money, fame, plastic surgery, motherhood and making NEW MUSIC! (stream ‘SUPERFICIAL’ now)

Plus, Jessi breaks down the HIGHS and LOWS of The Oscars, investigates Kate Middleton’s disappearance and unpacks the explosive behind-the-scenes DRAMA on Queer Eye. If this was a visual medium, you could read Jessi’s Body Language to see HOW EXCITED SHE IS FOR THIS PREMIERE… but it is a podcast, so trust us on this one, and enjoy!

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Naked in Saskatchewan with Debra DiGiovanni

Thu, 07 Mar 2024 09:16:12 GMT

Hot off her sold-out comedy show, Jessi is coming at you LIVE from a blizzard in SASKATCHEWAN ! Yes, this final mid-season banger is as glamorous as it seems, as Jessi gets empowered by Pitbull’s new single and discusses Bradley Cooper naked.

Plus, when you should you stop being nude in front of your kids? Is it OK for Kristin Cavallari to date a 24 yr old Tik Toker? And, on the eve of International Women’s Day, Jessi revisits her surprisingly deep and moving conversation with comedian Debra Digiovanni. Put on your toques, your snow boots, your bunny hugs and ENJOY!

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The People Vs Franklin the Turtle with a Paparazzi

Thu, 29 Feb 2024 09:00:45 GMT

BENNIFER 4EVA! Jessi was moved to TEARS (and AROUSED) watching the new Jlo & Ben Affleck documentary “The Greatest Love Story Never Told”, Pitbull is opening a restaurant in a Walmart, Trayvis Swelce spent a romantic day at … The ZOO? And Beyonce might be facing legal action from Franklin The Turtle… But does “Texas Hold ‘Em” sound like the “Franklin” theme song? Jessi lets YOU, The PEOPLE decide.

Then, make sure you’re wearing underpants, because the Paparazzi is here! Jessi revisits the time she went on on a STAKEOUT with NYC Paparazzi Cesar Pena. As they wait for Ashley Olsen to emerge with her new baby, Jessi asks him EVERYTHING she has ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW. How does he know where famous people are? What is the most money he’s made off a single photo? Which celebrities call him? Which celebrities swear at him? Cesar TELLS ALL.

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Canadian Girl Doll with Only Fans’ Elle Brooke

Thu, 22 Feb 2024 09:39:06 GMT

This is Me… Jessi in an ALL-NEW MID SEASON BANGER! I watched Jlo’s “This Is Me… Now: A Love Story” so you don’t have to! I take back everything I said about Beyonce’s country album and I get shamed for not believing in Trayvis Swelce. Also, I took my daughter to the American Girl Doll Store and I WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.

Plus! Only Fans has been all over the news this week, so I re-visit my conversation with top creator and viral sensation Elle Brooke. She tells me EVERYTHING I EVER wanted to know about Only Fans but was too embarrassed to ask… until now. How does it work? How much money does she make? And why is she grateful to Piers Morgan for shaming her on Live TV? She’s telling Jessi EVERYTHING and selling her knickers to the highest bidder! Enjoy!

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BIG OAF ENERGY with Taylor Swift’s Security Guard

Thu, 15 Feb 2024 09:48:49 GMT

“VIVA LAS VEGAS!” This is the SUPERBOWL of mid-season bangers… and Jessi is tackling (pun intended) The GAME! The HALFTIME SHOW! The NUDITY! The LOVE STORY! The AFTER PARTIES! The BEYONCE SINGLES! And …will Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift stay together after what transpired on Sunday Night? Jessi has THOUGHTS. Plus, we revisit her call with Taylor Swift’s Security Guard, because, if we’ve learned one thing from the NFL, it’s capitalize on Taylor Swift while you can!

Speaking of love and romance, this episode was recorded on Valentines Day so Jessi’s husband Evan drops by to tell her why she’s not getting flowers or candy this year, and her 6 year old son Dray weighs in on love, romance and… his girlfriend? To quote Usher ‘Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh… OH MY GOD.” Enjoy!

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Chaos Queens with Alyssa Mastromonaco

Thu, 08 Feb 2024 09:33:51 GMT

It’s a mid-season banger filled with Chaos Queens: Miley Cyrus! Jay Z! Taylor Swift! Donald Trump! Jessi breaks down the most UNHINGED moments at the Grammys- if you are a #swiftie… maybe skip that part. While you’re skipping things, Jessi suggests you skip the movie Saltburn (controversial take!) and reveals her family member featured in the new Netflix Doc ‘The Greatest Night in Pop’.

Plus! Trump is creeping back into your news feeds, and possibly, into the White House - need someone smart and funny to explain WHY? HOW? WHAT? So does Jessi, so she called Barack Obama’s Former White House Chief of Staff Alyssa Mastromonaco to explain it all (and share NEVER BEFORE TOLD STORIES about her time in the White House) 🤯🤯🤯

*This episode is brought to you by the people of Saskatchewan

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Dad Pop with Scheana Shay

Thu, 01 Feb 2024 09:03:39 GMT

Ready or Not… It’s a mid-season banger filled with COMEBACKS! Justin Timberlake is BACK with new music! Vanderpump Rules is BACK with Season 11! And Heidi Montag is BACK with her first single in 16 years! JESSI. HAS.THOUGHTS. Plus- Coachella will make you feel geriatric and Jessica Biel wants you to eat in the shower?

Then, we re-visit Jessi’s call with icon, legend, reality TV QUEEN Scheana Shay to get you Vanderpumped UP for the scandalous new season of Vanderpump Rules. Change your name to “Raquel” and enjoy!

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On Wednesdays We Wear Pink Eye with Whitney Port

Thu, 25 Jan 2024 09:44:50 GMT

IT’S A MID-SEASON BANGER MIRACLE! Jessi survived pink eye, lice, covid and a work trip with her 3 children and she’s here to tell you all about it. Plus, it’s JUST KEN at the Oscars and Jessi has THOUGHTS. You won’t believe what Elder Millennial Song is climbing to the top of the charts again and tips on how NOT to buy your husband a Man Spank.

Then, for the first time ever, we release our inhibitions AND the complete Whitney Port interview. Was The Hills FAKE? Is she still FRIENDS WITH LAUREN? Were those SEX TAPE rumors REAL? Does Whitney love “Bongs and Butt Sex”? Whit goes THERE in this shocking, hilarious, fan-favorite call!

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Just Duvet It with NSYNC’s Chris Kirkpatrick

Thu, 18 Jan 2024 09:00:34 GMT

Jessi says “Yes, and?” to EVERYTHING in this Mid-Season Banger! Including Ariana Grande’s new, controversial single ‘Yes, And?’ Then she delves into the winners, the wives, the speeches, the jokes and Matty Matheson at the Emmys. Plus, Jessi’s husband Evan returns for a HOTLY ANTICIPATED review of The Scandinavian Sleep Method. Will it save their marriage? Or are they destined for sleep divorce? Find out today!

All that AND Chris Kirkpatrick… We Want You Back. So we re-visit Jessi’s hilarious, honest and unforgettable conversation with NSYNC’s founding father. Would he have hooked up with her at a concert? Does he regret those dreadlocks? Are NSYNC reuniting? Chris answers everything (but struggles to recognize his own song in a rousing game of Name That Boyband Tune). This episode will take you to a Better Place.

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The Golden Divorce with The Birds Papaya

Thu, 11 Jan 2024 09:52:47 GMT

It’s a GOLDEN Mid-Season BANGER ! First, Jessi watched The Golden Wedding with her mom and her reaction was platinum. Then, there was romance, drama and sexist jokes at The Golden Globes, and Evan makes his 2024 Phone A Friend debut to talk SPORTS! (Because sports coverage is what the Phonies are looking for.)

Plus! We revisit Jessi’s conversation with Sarah Nicole Landry of The Birds Papaya, to give you a fresh perspective on how to love yourself and your body this year. Sarah tells Jessi how she went from hurting her body to embracing every curve, why everybody needs a “Hoe period” and why she met, then unfollowed, a Kardashian. ENJOY!

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New Year, Same Elder Millennial Me with Dan Levy

Thu, 04 Jan 2024 09:08:57 GMT

It’s our first MID-SEASON BANGER ! These are mini episodes before we launch Season 2, and this one is a BANGER. Jessi reveals why the end of 2023 was ROUGH, how she ended up vacationing at a 5 star kids resort, where she spent Christmas and why she is READY FOR HER KIDS TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL. Plus! CALLING ALL THIRSTY MOMS Jessi is parched for Jeremy Allen White in his Calvin’s.

Then, we revisit the conversation with Dan Levy that made international headlines. From behind-the-scenes struggles at MTV to the highs and lows of SCHITTS CREEK to DEEPLY PERSONAL QUESTIONS ABOUT DAN’S LOVE LIFE (because they’ve been friends for so long, Jessi can pretty much ask him ANYTHING). ENJOY!

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ICYMI: I Peaked in 2009 with Shenae Grimes

Thu, 28 Dec 2023 09:52:35 GMT

In one of Jessi's FAVORITE INTERVIEWS OF THE YEAR, Shenae Grimes-Beech will make you say ‘9021-0H-MY-GOD!’ with shocking, unfiltered revelations about her time in Hollywood. She tells ALL about the behind the scenes drama at 90210, tabloid headlines, aging terribly, forgetting Meghan Markle and dating John Mayer. And don’t ever call her a ‘bitch’.

Plus! Kesha is officially single and Taylor Swift is officially NOT. Jada and Will have been lying to us, Britney’s memoir is TOO honest? The Eras Movie is TOO MUCH? And 6 year old Adonis Graham drops his debut single. This episode has big 2008 energy so put on your oversized belt, throw on an unnecessary scarf, grab a venti Starbucks latte and ENJOY!

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ICYMI: A Very Horny Christmas with Matt Rogers

Thu, 21 Dec 2023 09:05:55 GMT

Get Horny in time for the Holidays! With Jessi’s FAVORITE comedian/podcaster/singer of Christmas bangers Matt Rogers, who is here to serenade us all with sultry songs off of his hilarious, horny and festive debut album ‘Have You Heard Of Christmas?’ Then, he reveals private text conversations with Jennifer Lawrence and gives hot tips on how to hook up at the holidays.

Plus! Jessi saw The Eras Movie! 4 weeks late! She gives her surprising review then dissects the HUG SEEN AROUND THE WORLD between Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. We also take a somber moment to remember Harry Styles’ Hair, Joey Fatone’s Double Chin and Kim Kardashian’s latest failed relationship. Jessi learns TOO MUCH about Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos in Vogue and get ready to drop 1 billion dollars on this year’s Goop Holiday Gift Guide !!

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It’s Been A Year with… YOU!

Thu, 14 Dec 2023 09:51:02 GMT

It’s the Season 1 Finale of Phone A Friend and Jessi is celebrating with YOU! She leaked her number on the internet so anyone could call her live… and they DID. Expect near-engagements, surprise performances, single straight men, pregnancy announcements and more shocking twists and turns than the Vanderpump Rules trailer.

Plus! Do Christmas Cards have to be “festive”? (asking for a friend, and that friend is the Royal Family), Kidz Bop takes on a gay anthem and shhhh …. Dakota Johnson is sleeping. All that plus Phone A Friend drops a Holiday Single, as our gift to YOU. Happy Holidays PHONIES! We’ll talk in the new year?

And pssst… you can SEE JESSI, LIVE in the new year! Get Tickets to her Stand Up Comedy Special Taping HERE: https://www.ticketmaster.ca/jessi-cruickshank-tickets/artist/2734331

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December Dong with Jillian Harris

Thu, 07 Dec 2023 09:35:35 GMT

Brace yourself for influencing icon Jillian Harris like you’ve NEVER HEARD HER BEFORE: Off the feed, off the rails, unpolished and un (sepia) filtered. Jillian shares the ups, the downs and the can’t get it ups of being The Bachelorette- why Mike Fleiss hated her and why her ex-fiance Ed will be sending an angry email after listening to this episode. Then, a hurtful Tik Tok makes her cry, why her husband became a ‘dadfluencer’ and why she needs her phone in the bathroom.

Plus! The Golden Bachelor was all a LIE, JTT re-emerges at a convenience store, a journalist calls Adam Driver ugly and Jessi unpacks Renaissance: A Film By Beyonce. Phone A Friend: A Podcast by Jessi is ALL NEW, ENJOY!

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Old Tweets and Separate Sheets with Martyn Lawrence Bullard

Thu, 30 Nov 2023 09:03:42 GMT

Hold on to your desks and pretend they’re not Ikea… Interior Designer to the STARS Martyn Lawrence Bullard is TELLING ALL about the homes, the closets, the toilets and the SEX ROOMS of celebrities whose homes he’s designed. He tells Jessi about the time Cher sent him to India, the reason Kylie Jenner wanted her furniture to match her lips, how Ru Paul turned 6 bedrooms into a closet and why Kris Jenner has the best snacks (and green fridge). Oh, and Martyn describes a celebrity’s “sex room” he designed to look like a Chanel bag. Casual.

Plus! Jessi has THOUGHTS on everything that happened last week (The Gwyneth Paltrow Ski Accident Musical! The Mean Girls love Walmart! The $1000 towel skirt! Matt Rife Is Canceled!) and dives into Travis Kelce’s Old Tweets. Then, Jason shocks Jessi by reading HER old tweets, Enrique Iglesias shocked the world with his singing voice, and the Tik Tok sleep trend that could save your marriage. This episode features guest appearances by Romi and Evan… live from the CLOFFICE! enjoy!

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Throwback: Hot Divorce Summer with Shawn Desman

Thu, 23 Nov 2023 08:41:00 GMT

We are OFF for Thanksgiving Week but this year, Jessi is grateful for YOU and for SHAWN DESMAN. That's why we she is blessing your ears with an all-time favourite episode!

To all my ladies who be lookin’ real fine… come on, get in and GET READY - not only does Shaw serenade Jessi with his classics, he gets emotional (like, TEARS) talking about why he stopped making music and how Drake encouraged him to come back.

Plus- it was a HOT DIVORCE SUMMER! Jessi knows why Justin Trudeau is single but has no idea why Ariana Grande fell for Sponge Bob Square Pants. Then, we look inside Gwyneth Paltrow’s guest house (warning: it’s nicer than your real house) and her fridge (warning: it’s filled with more moisturizer than food). And Heidi and Spencer are back - find out why and how on this early 2000’s Banger of an episode.

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A Very Horny Christmas with Matt Rogers

Thu, 16 Nov 2023 09:07:21 GMT

Jessi’s FAVORITE comedian/podcaster/singer of Christmas bangers Matt Rogers is here to serenade us all with sultry songs off of his hilarious, horny and festive debut album ‘Have You Heard Of Christmas?’ Then, he reveals private text conversations with Jennifer Lawrence and gives hot tips on how to hook up at the holidays.

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NONE OF YOUR BAD A$$ BUSINESS with Selling Sunset’s Mary Bonnet

Thu, 09 Nov 2023 09:16:24 GMT

Jessi is the Andy Cohen of Selling Sunset, so she’s calling OG Cast Member Mary Bonnet to ask questions that are none of her BAD ASS BUSINESS. Is she going to get pregnant again? Is Bre REALLY leaving the show? How much do the Oppenheim twins fight behind the scenes and how well endowed is Micheal B Jordan? (we GO THERE).

PLUS! Jessi disagrees with the ‘DILF OF THE YEAR’, Travis Barker is NOT dad of the year, Phone a Friend Investigates: Bravocon and Jessi thinks Ke$ha is better than Beyonce. You read that right. Listen to this episode before you @ her. And as always, leave Jessi a VOICEMAIL (or PAGE HER) HERE: 323-448-0068

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Hard Nipples & Hard Seltzer with Bachelor Villain Courtney Robertson

Thu, 02 Nov 2023 08:17:17 GMT

Jessi might have a Halloween Hangover, but she’s going to the Fantasy Suite with Courtney Robertson anyways, and YOU’RE INVITED! Called “The MOST NOTORIOUS VILLAIN In Bachelor History” Courtney is not afraid to TELL ALL about The Bachelor - Is the mansion sh*tty? Did she use protection in the fantasy suite? Did she get to keep her ring? Jessi has 28 seasons worth of burning questions and Courtney answers ALL OF THEM.

Plus! Jessi reveals how she convinced her kids to dress up as Nsync at the VMA’s for Halloween, and celebrates the winners of the inaugural Phone A Friend Celebrity Halloween Costume Contest- honorees include Justin Bieber, Paris Hilton, Heidi Klum and MORE! Then, Kim Kardashian’s nipples are showing, Gen-z is tired of working 9 to 5 and Flava Flav is an American hero. We also honor Matthew Perry and Jessi reveals their personal connection that she’s never shared before. Will you accept this podcast?

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If U Seek A Book with Britney Expert Jordan Miller

Thu, 26 Oct 2023 08:28:36 GMT

Britney Spears’ TELL ALL memoir is here and so is the man who started the #FREEBRITNEY movement, Jordan Miller! He reads Britney’s best-selling memoir (so YOU don’t have to) and breaks down all of the shocking details.

Plus! Jessi’s EX is dating GIGI HADID, if you dance with your hands up, YOU’RE OLD, Paris Hilton’s baby is being bullied and Emily Blunt IS a bully? This is a nesting party of an episode, so settle in with some soup and sourdough and enjoy.

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I Peaked in 2009 with Shenae Grimes-Beech

Thu, 19 Oct 2023 08:06:19 GMT

Shenae Grimes-Beech will make you say ‘9021-0H-MY-GOD!’ with shocking, unfiltered revelations about her time in Hollywood. She tells ALL about the behind the scenes drama at 90210, tabloid headlines, aging terribly, forgetting Meghan Markle and dating John Mayer. And don’t ever call her a ‘bitch’.

As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068

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Trumpster Fire with Alyssa Mastromonaco

Thu, 12 Oct 2023 08:42:43 GMT

Barack Obama’s Former White House Deputy Chief of Staff Alyssa Mastromonaco TAKES JESSI’S CALL and officially becomes our most IMPRESSIVE (and HILARIOUS?) guest. She tells never before heard (CLASSIFIED!) stories about having to poop at the Vatican and stealing from Buckingham Palace. Then, she tells Jessi what the f*** has been going on with Donald Trump. The impeachments, the indictments, the trials, the mug shots… Alyssa Explains it ALL.

Plus! The Beckhams are #relatable, Gwyneth Paltrow is NOT, Britney Spears is ready for Christmas, Brody Jenner is wasting breastmilk and Arnold Schwarzenegger thinks they’re all a bunch of WIMPS. What do YOU think?

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Do I Have To Like Football Now? With RHONY’s Jessel Taank

Thu, 05 Oct 2023 08:23:50 GMT

This episode has MANY Phone A Friend FIRSTS! Our FIRST Real Housewife Jessel Taank tells Jessi why she would never trash Jenna Lyons, why she refused to have sex after childbirth and why she is not “The Villain” (even if you think she is). Then she gives Jessi a Housewives Tagline, FINALLY! Plus, for the first time in Jessi’s lifetime… she talks about football. (As it relates to Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift, obvs).

And it’s a TV spectacular! Jessi watched ‘The Golden Bachelor’ and she might be in love, she watched ‘Naked Attraction’ and she’s definitely a prude, and she watched Heidi and Spencer in their Meryl Streep Era. All that plus Selling The OC, Britney dancing with knives, Cardi B saying #MeBoo and MORE- do NOT pair your Alexander Wang with your Balenciaga but DO enjoy this episode!

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ANON PLS w. Guest Co-Host Deux Moi

Thu, 28 Sep 2023 08:16:12 GMT

I hope you’re listening to this episode on a burner phone because DEUX MOI is Jessi’s guest co-host and she is spilling HIGHLY CLASSIFIED CELEBRITY SECRETS before you’ll hear them anywhere else. Are Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift LOVERS (Deux has DETAILS)! Is she on Team Joe or Team Sophie? Why Usher was never supposed to perform at the Superbowl and IS NSYNC GOING ON TOUR?? Deux has answers. Jessi is sweating. This episode is DEUX HOT TO HANDLE. Enjoy!

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Call Me Maybe... A Voicemail BONANZA!

Thu, 21 Sep 2023 08:33:43 GMT

This week Jessi’s Phone A Friend is… YOU! She’s clearing out her voicemail box by answering YOUR messages for the first time, LIVE! And Phonies, you did not disappoint. You are forcing Jessi to apologize for past mistakes, to reveal a shocking truth about Hanson, to explain what “Burrata” is and why Seth Rogen made her eat it.

Plus! Jessi drags her husband Evan on the show to discuss her postpartum hair loss. She might have to call the Divorce Lawyer after his comments. Pop open the top button on those pants and settle in for a VERY SPECIAL episode of Phone A Friend!

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PS: This episode was recorded BEFORE *NSync Reunited ... Jessi PROMISES to talk ALL about it NEXT WEEK!

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Just Give Me Some Smirnoff with Fefe Dobson

Thu, 14 Sep 2023 08:26:58 GMT

Fefe Dobson is back with new music! But first, Jessi forces her to revisit her old music in a hilarious round of FEFE-OKE. Then, they talk about highs of having success as a teenager, the lows of being dropped by her album and all the romances, heartbreaks and ex-boyfriends in between.

Plus! Are you a SHARENT? Do you share pictures and videos of your kids online? Jessi does, and a new law just got passed that could stop her. Then, Justin Bieber needs a fashion intervention, Vasectomies are trending on Tik Tok and Leonardo Dicaprio doesn’t know any of this because he’s been on a yacht since 2022.

Crack open a Smirnoff or pop a bottle of MOET (pronounced with a hard T) and enjoy!

PS this episode was recorded BEFORE NSYNC REUNITED at the VMAs (but, you heard it here first!)

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When You Wish Upon A Child Star with Alyson Stoner

Thu, 07 Sep 2023 08:55:21 GMT

Why do Child Stars often grow up to be Trainwrecks? Former Child Star Alyson Stoner (Cheaper By The Dozen, Camp Rock, That’s So Raven…) knows exactly why. Alyson is all grown up and on a mission to finally EXPOSE HOLLYWOOD. The actor and podcaster shares stories, facts and childhood experiences with Jessi that explain why so many child stars end up peeing in mop buckets (and worse).

Plus! Jessi has an AFTER-RENAISSANCE GLOW and shares HOW she got last minute tickets to Beyonce’s L.A show, the surprising guest she spotted in the crowd and everything you DIDN’T see at the big B-DAY concert. Then Hot Divorce Summer rages on (RIP Sophie and Joe), Kanye West shows us his Venice Canal, Burning Man is NOT FOR JESSI… but this episode IS!

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IT’S TIME TO PLAY… with Dan Levy, Chris Kirkpatrick, Cat & Nat, Whitney Port and MORE!

Thu, 31 Aug 2023 08:36:58 GMT

We hope you’re hungry because Jessi has put together an ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET of her favorite games with some of her favorite guests! Dan Levy, Chris Kirkpatrick, Whitney Port, Max Kerman, The Hot Wiggle and MORE. From Dan Levy revealing his first kiss, to Whitney Port truth-telling everything about Lauren Conrad, to Priyanka sending Jessi an accidental dick pic mid-interview, these are Phone A Friend Heritage Moments that deserve to be celebrated.

Plus! We pull out a NEVER-BEFORE-HEARD, TOO-HOT-FOR-YOUR-EARS game with Cat & Nat and WARNING: it is not safe for kids. We’re kicking off this festive labor day long weekend with a festive episode so wear white for the last time… and ENJOY!

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Everyone’s F*ing The Nanny with Celebrity Divorce Lawyer James Sexton

Thu, 24 Aug 2023 08:10:27 GMT

‘Hot Divorce Summer’ has officially turned into ‘Ugly Divorce Summer’ and celebrity divorce lawyer James J. Sexton is telling Jessi why Britney Spears’s ex is “disgusting”, why Olivia Wilde is “to blame” for her drama with Jason Sudeikis and why Kevin Costner is probably leaking stories about his wife. Then, he tells Jessi the secret to NOT getting divorced! Airhorn Sound Effect!

Plus, *NSYNC is reuniting and Jessi has proof, Flo Rida is getting Low Low Low with a different kind of shawty, Taylor Swift is RUINING weddings and Brody Jenner is a HOT. DAD. This episode will not leave you INCOMPLETE (you’ll get that joke once you listen).

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A casual STAKEOUT with PAPARAZZI Cesar Pena

Thu, 17 Aug 2023 08:47:44 GMT

Celebrity secrets are EXPOSED as Jessi goes on a STAKEOUT with NYC Paparazzi Cesar Pena. As they wait for Ashley Olsen to emerge with her new baby (casual), Jessi asks him EVERYTHING she has ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW. How does he know where famous people are? What is the most money he’s made off a single photo? Which celebrities call him? Which celebrities swear at him? Cesar GOES THERE.

Plus! Lizzo is canceled but don’t cancel Jessi for her controversial take on it! Everyone is mad at Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell, Beyonce’s hot bodyguard is giving thirsty moms the Summer Renaissance we all need and Lil Tay died, then came back to life (and don't worry, Jessi explains who Lil Tay is). All that and some URGENT UPDATES on Drake, Keke Palmer, Jeremy Allen White and Gwyneth Paltrow’s Guest House. Don’t listen to this one without looking your best because the Paparazzi is LURKING!

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Hot Divorce Summer with Shawn Desman

Thu, 10 Aug 2023 08:51:46 GMT

To all my ladies who be lookin’ real fine… come on, get in and GET READY for this HOT NEW EPISODE with Canadian Pop Superstar Shawn Desman! Not only does he serenade Jessi with his classics, he gets emotional (like, TEARS) talking about why he stopped making music and how Drake encouraged him to come back.

Plus- it’s a HOT DIVORCE SUMMER! Jessi knows why Justin Trudeau is single but has no idea why Ariana Grande fell for Sponge Bob Square Pants. Then, we look inside Gwyneth Paltrow’s guest house (warning: it’s nicer than your real house) and her fridge (warning: it’s filled with more moisturizer than food). And Heidi and Spencer are back - find out why and how on this early 2000’s Banger of an episode.

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F**K It, Let’s Do It LIVE from Just For Laughs with Debra DiGiovanni

Thu, 03 Aug 2023 08:00:06 GMT

We are LIVE and ANYTHING CAN (and does) HAPPEN at the Just For Laughs festival in Montreal! Jessi lets the audience throw things at her head! She thirsts after Jeremy Allan White! The people of Quebec decide on a name for our listeners! And, Jessi counts down the “Top Musical Artists of 2023” according to Millenials and #4 will leave you SHOOK.

Plus, Canadian comedy icon Debra DiGiovanni takes Jessi’s call LIVE ON STAGE. She tells Jessi why Video On Trial could get her canceled, which Canadian celebrity was the rudest (!!) and why it’s ok to call her fat. Thank you to all the Phonies who got tickets and traveled from far and wide to be at this very special live taping of Phone A Friend… Slide Whistle!

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Let MATTEL You Something About Selling Sunset’s Bre Tiesi

Thu, 27 Jul 2023 08:47:11 GMT

Jessi is a Barbie girl, indoctrinated into the Barbie world. She’s giving her official review of the Barbie Movie and breaking down ALL the Barbie NEWS that’s dropped since! Then, she’s getting into bed with Drake and sharing her secret obsession with Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez. Plus! Are Reality Stars going on strike TOO? Bethenny Frankel thinks they should. Jessi is glad they’re not, because this week she’s phoning Selling Sunset’s Bre Tiesi to find out HOW she looked like THAT weeks after childbirth and why she doesn’t care what you think about her baby with Nick Cannon.

This is the Barbie Movie of Podcast episodes, minus the $377 billion dollars… enjoy!

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Hollywood is an ELECTRIC CIRCUS with Amanda Walsh

Thu, 20 Jul 2023 08:54:43 GMT

Writers are on strike, Actors are on strike… Hollywood is an ELECTRIC CIRCUS so Jessi is phoning Hollywood Actor/Former Much Music VJ Amanda Walsh to explain it all. What is the strike all about and should we feel bad for actors!? Then, Jessi forces Amanda to take an (acid) trip down memory lane to relive her days as a Much Music VJ. Which celebrity did she date? Who did she reject? And why Much Music could never make her “COOL”.

Plus! Jessi is a year older but the Golden Bachelor is making her feel YOUNG. The Barbie Movie has gone TOO FAR, Kim Kardashian saves lives now and you’ll never believe why Jessi got 35 pairs of free SKIMS. Cue the Electric Circus Theme song and LET’S GET READY TO PARTY, NATION!

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MEN ARE PIGS! with Bob The Drag Queen

Thu, 13 Jul 2023 08:28:55 GMT

It’s an unintentional ‘Men Are Pigs’-themed episode featuring Keke Palmer’s (insecure) Baby Daddy, Jonah Hill (and the time Jessi went on a ‘date’ with him) and Nick (kind of emotionally abusive) Lachey! Jessi unpacks ALL the DRAMA surrounding their ‘boundaries’ and behavior, then cleanses the palate with a much needed serenade by a shirtless Ryan Gosling.

Plus, the only man Jessi wants to phone this week is a Drag Queen! World Renowned Bob The Drag Queen, who is a special guest on Madonna’s Celebration tour, talks to Jessi within HOURS of Madonna’s shocking announcement about her tour postponement. Plus he DRAGS a princess and gives Jessi a Drag Name! Enjoy PHONIES!

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Throwback: The Spirit of Pitbull with Madison Tevlin

Thu, 06 Jul 2023 08:22:05 GMT

This episode is such a 🔥VIBE, we’re playing it again! The Spirit of Pitbull (and let’s be honest- Usher and Ne-yo and all singers of CLUB BANGERS OF THE 2010’s) overcomes Jessi as she brings the energy of a DJ in Cabo to the podcast. She’s spilling stories about the time she pumped in Ben Affleck’s bathroom, the time she watched a Ryan Gosling sex scene with 50 Cent and she’s spilling EVERYTHING (except for her own breastmilk) about getting detained at a Mexican airport.

Plus! Jessi phones her first movie star! TV Host, Down Syndrome advocate and star of the movie Champions Madison Tevlin talks about her big break, her dream wedding, her dream LOVER and… she has notes for Jessi. It’s a CLUB BANGER of an episode, turn up the Pitbull and ENJOY!

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Crack Is Wack with Selling Sunset’s Nicole Young

Thu, 29 Jun 2023 08:56:33 GMT

It’s another EXCLUSIVE! Nicole Young comes to Jessi to tell HER SIDE OF THE STORY during an ongoing, very public, very messy feud with Chrishell Stause. Whether you watch Selling Sunset or not, this phone call is more shocking than wearing pasties to a brokers open.

Plus! Beyonce and Shania are doing Gender Reveals? Jessi breaks down the most ridiculous stories about the Titanic Submersible, Kylie Jenner is just like us and Andy Cohen is multitasking with a nipple. RING THE BELL B*TCHESSS this is a can’t miss episode.

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They Can Cry In A Ferrari with Only Fans’ Elle Brooke

Thu, 22 Jun 2023 08:27:18 GMT

Only Fans creator Elle Woods BROKE THE INTERNET when she took down Piers Morgan on live television, and she hasn’t given an interview since. UNTIL NOW. Elle is taking Jessi’s call to give her first EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW since going viral on Piers Morgan’s show. So what is Only Fans? How does it work? How much money does she make? And why is she grateful to Piers Morgan for shaming her on Live TV? She’s revealing EVERYTHING.

Plus! Jessi dives into Ben Affleck’s thirst trap, Meghan Markle’s latest fail, Kourtney Kardashian’s pregnancy announcement, Brody Jenner’s engagement and she worries a robot will steal her job. (Come to think of it, she should have asked Chat GPT to write this description.) Buckle Up in your Ferrari, this episode is a wild ride.

Jessi lives to hear YOUR QUESTIONS, THOUGHTS & REACTIONS, call and leave them here: 323-448-0068

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White Claw is My Boyfriend with Taylor Swift’s Security Guard

Thu, 15 Jun 2023 08:42:28 GMT

If you can’t afford Taylor Swift concert tickets, why not get a job as Taylor Swift’s security guard?! That’s exactly what Davis Perrigo did, just in time to see the Eras tour. Then, he went viral for singing every word to every song while on the job. So how did he get hired? Why was he FIRED? What does he think about all the attention he’s getting from thirsty AF Swifties? Jessi is phoning the world’s fakest security guard (and biggest viral star) to find out.

Plus! Vanderpump Rules is over, so crack a White Claw as Jessi relives the emotional abuse. Then Bill Murray is dating Kelis? Jennifer Lawrence is JUST LIKE US, Madonna is vulgar and Jessi reveals her dark past as a naked sushi model. Wax your sashimi and enjoy!

Oh and Jessi is waiting with baited breath for your voicemail: 323-448-0068 (or DM her a voice memo!)

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Drag Queen Story Time with Priyanka

Thu, 08 Jun 2023 08:39:03 GMT

Drag QUEEN/ Bad B*tch Priyanka used to be Jessi’s intern at MTV. Now she is a global pop superstar, the inaugural winner of Canada’s Drag Race and a queer superhero, so Jessi dives into her origin story. What was the most shocking thing she witnessed as an assistant to Justin Bieber? How did she manage to work as a kids TV host by day/drag artist by night? What does she think about the pride controversies and drag bans unfolding across Canada and the US? Oh and Priyanka sends Jessi an unsolicited d**k pic!

Plus! Jessi’s face is on anti-LGBTQ posters, Taylor Swift and Matty Healy are never ever ever getting back together, Smoking is BACK, “The Idol” is BAD and Al Pacino is an OLD DAD. This episode is out and proud so wave your rainbow flags and enjoy!

As always Jessi is WAITING BY THE PHONE FOR YOUR VOICEMAILS- ask her anything here: 323-448-0068

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Bad A$$ Business B*TCHES with Selling Sunset’s Amanza Smith

Thu, 01 Jun 2023 08:38:39 GMT

WE DID IT. Selling Sunset cast member Amanza Smith is TELLING (SUNSET) ALL to Jessi. Why do the brokers dress like strippers? Why is she now feuding with Chrishell? Which NSYNC member did she used to date!? Whether you’ve seen every episode of Selling Sunset or none at all, this is the $7 million dollar penthouse condo of phone calls.

Plus! PADUM PADUM It’s PRIDE MONTH and we’re celebrating with Kylie Minogue, Ursula and Beyonce. Then, remember Twilight’s Taylor Lautner?… according to the internet, he has NOT aged well and neither has the new season of The Kardashians! And ATTENTION ALL FACEBOOK STALKERS, your ex might know you're creeping him. Cue surging female songstress singing a power ballad… Let’s DO THIS.

Jessi lives to hear YOUR QUESTIONS, leave her a message anytime, about ANYTHING: 323-448-0068

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Sex (tapes) and The City with Whitney Port

Thu, 25 May 2023 08:58:00 GMT

Our favorite “truthteller” Whitney Port is BACK for Part 2 of our epic reunion - this time, she’s telling ALL about that rumored Lauren Conrad Sex Tape, how she really feels about Olivia Polermo and how she fell in love with her husband while filming ‘The City’. Whit also tells us what to wear (and what NOT to wear) this Summer!

Plus, Selling Sunset is BACK and Jessi is breaking down how to succeed in real estate, B*TCHESSS. Then she’s moved to tears by American Idol (yes, it’s STILL ON) and seething with rage at Meghan and Harry. Not to mention a play by play of Jessi’s devastating DMV PHOTO FAIL. Do a body shot out of a colleague’s cleavage and ENJOY!

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Feel the Rain On Your Bong with Whitney Port

Thu, 18 May 2023 08:52:42 GMT

RELEASE YOUR INHIBITIONS, for the first time in 13 years, Whitney Port is reuniting with Jessi to TELL ALL about The Hills (and The After Show). Was The Hills FAKE? Is she still FRIENDS WITH LAUREN? Were those SEX TAPE rumors REAL? Does Whitney love “Bongs and Butt Sex”? (This is an actual question and you MUST listen to find out.)

Plus! Martha Stewart is on the cover of Sports Illustrated, Kim Kardashian is getting DRAGGED by her 7 year old, Jessi would like to ‘FOLK’ The Little Mermaid’s ‘MERFOLK’ and she has a surprising take on the Kelly Clarkson Show staff DRAMA. Put on a “matchy matchy” look and enjoy!

Your Voicemails give us LIIIIIFE! Leave them anytime about ANYTHING, here: 323-448-0068

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“The Original Homewrecker” with Vanderpump Rules’ Scheana Shay

Thu, 11 May 2023 08:06:28 GMT

Jessi had never seen an episode of Vanderpump Rules… until NOW. She dives DEEP into the Vanderpump Cinematic Universe with cast member Scheana Shay! What is ‘SCANDOVAL’?! Who is Raquel and why is she hooking up with every man at SUR!? Did Tom Schwartz KNOW about Tom Sandoval’s AFFAIR!? Scheana’s restraining order has been lifted (but actually), and she’s TELLING ALL.

Plus! The Coronation was…. DUMB? Gwyneth’s love life with Brad Pitt and Ben Affleck is EXPOSED and we have MAJOR UPDATES on Ed Sheeran, Taylor Swift, Ryan Reynolds, Britney Spears and PITBULL (obvs).

Not to mention Mothers Day surprises!! Get VanderPUMPED for this Scandoval episode!

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Love Your Body-ody-ody with The Birds Papaya

Thu, 04 May 2023 08:54:23 GMT

Sarah Nicole Landry of The Birds Papaya LOVES her stretch marks and this episode will inspire you to LOVE YOURS TOO! She tells Jessi how she went from hurting her body to embracing every curve, why everybody needs a “Ho period” and why she met, then unfollowed, a Kardashian.

Plus! Jessi was not invited to the MET GALA (RUDE) but that won’t stop her from judging everyone who WAS! The Best and Worst Fashion! The Cats! The Exes! The Short Shorts! (specifically on Pedro Pascal) - Jessi will make you feel like you were there. So tattoo on your freckles (or don’t, we’ll talk), undo that top button on your jeans and settle in for a body-ody-ody confident episode of Phone A Friend!

As always Leave Me A Message (about misunderstood song lyrics, or anything you want!) 323-448-0068

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MAN THINGS with Arkells’ Max Kerman

Thu, 27 Apr 2023 08:48:36 GMT

Max Kerman is one of the biggest rock stars on earth, but somehow he made time to take Jessi’s call! She forces him to tell her which Canadian celebrity is NOT NICE (gasp!) and why men act the way they do. Plus, turns out Max is also a Slave 4 Nickleback and blesses us all with a cover.

Jessi also reveals which celebrity couple wanted to SWING with her and her husband, why Taylor Swift staged a paparazzi shot and she’s saying F*#K Meghan Trainor (not teachers, we LOVE teachers). It’s gonna be MAY (literally) so enjoy this final April episode of Phone A Friend!

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I’m A Slave 4 Nickelback with a Britney Superfan

Thu, 20 Apr 2023 08:10:45 GMT

Jessi phones the man who single handedly FREED BRITNEY to TELL ALL about Britney Spears’ new TELL ALL BOOK! Jordan Miller, Britney superfan and founder of breatheheavy.com reveals the angry phone call he got from Britney’s dad, explains Britney’s instagram dancing and why this book will SHAKE THE WORLD.

Plus! Jessi plays “Coachella Performer or Nickelodeon Character”, reviews the first episode of Live! With Kelly and Mark, defends Nickelback (and Creed) and has a MAJOR PENIS UPDATE. Can you take me HIGHER? This episode will.

As always, leave Jessi a voicemail about ANYTHING: 323-448-0068

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Brazilian Butt Dialing a Plastic Surgeon

Thu, 13 Apr 2023 08:16:30 GMT

Maybe She’s Born With It… Maybe it’s Buccal Fat Removal! This week Jessi phones Beverly Hills Plastic Surgeon Dr. Daniel Barrett to find out WHO has had WHAT DONE. Did Liam Payne get a new Jaw? Does Khloe Kardashian have a new face? Is Emily Ratajowski really all natural? The answers will SHOCK YOU (and make you feel SO much better about yourself, promise).

Plus! Taylor Swift is single, Kylie and Timothée are dating, Meghan Trainor pees with her husband and JLo is doing THE MOST. This episode is almost as busy as JLo, so let out your buccal fat and enjoy!

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The Spirit of Pitbull with Madison Tevlin

Thu, 06 Apr 2023 08:38:57 GMT

The Spirit of Pitbull (and let’s be honest- Usher and Ne-yo and all singers of CLUB BANGERS FROM THE 2010’s) overcomes Jessi this week as she brings the energy of a DJ in Cabo to the podcast. She’s telling stories about the time she pumped in Ben Affleck’s bathroom, the time she watched a Ryan Gosling sex scene with 50 Cent and she’s spilling EVERYTHING (except for her own breast milk) about getting detained at a Mexican airport.

Plus! Jessi phones her first movie star! TV Host, Down Syndrome advocate and star of the movie "Champions", Madison Tevlin talks about her big break, her dream wedding, her dream LOVER and… she has notes for Jessi. It’s a CLUB BANGER of an episode, turn up the Pitbull and ENJOY!

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Bras on Ice with Elvis Stojko

Thu, 30 Mar 2023 08:58:54 GMT

Jessi’s FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH (and Olympic Medalist, World Champion Figure Skater) Elvis Stojko takes her call to talk pleather pants, hate faxes, Tanya Harding and getting bras, panties and marriage proposals on ice- and not all from Jessi!

Plus, Harry Styles is a bad kisser, Gwyneth Paltrow is a great defendant and Shawn Mendes has fashion tips that nobody asked for! If that’s not enough boy news for one episode, Jessi throws in Zayn, Liam Payne, and AJ Mclean, because she can. Throw on a $600 beige turtleneck and enjoy!

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Bone Broth and Boners with Cat & Nat

Thu, 23 Mar 2023 08:56:55 GMT

It’s our most NYFK (Not Safe For Kids) episode YET! Jessi phones iconic duo Cat & Nat to find out if she is doing SEX and MARRIAGE ALL WRONG. (spoiler alert: she might be). PLUS! They answer our listeners’ deeply personal questions about sex- How often should you be having it? Is it OK if you’re NOT having it? What should you do WHILE having it? NOTHING is off limits and Cat & Nat DO NOT HOLD BACK (consider this a warning).

Plus! Gwyneth Paltrow’s diet is not as dangerous as Jessi’s, Zendaya’s stylist is throwing a temper tantrum and Taylor Swift is STAGE DIVING into the conversation. Oh- and are you hotter than your partner? Jessi’s husband Evan makes his Phone A Friend DEBUT to rate his wife. What could go wrong?

PSST… leave me a VOICEMAIL, ANYTIME about ANYTHING: 323-448-0068

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What You DIDN’T See At The Oscars with Louis Virtel

Thu, 16 Mar 2023 08:47:59 GMT

Jessi was not invited to the Academy Awards (RUDE) but writer/comedian/Oscars savant Louis Virtel WAS, so she’s calling him to find out EVERYTHING that went down behind the scenes. As a writer for Jimmy Kimmel, Louis tells Jessi how many jokes were written about The Slap, why Rihanna changed Jimmy’s entire monologue and who was the most intimidating backstage. Then Jessi ranks her best and worst dressed and takes a controversial stance in the Ashley Graham vs Hugh Grant interview debacle.

Plus! Lindsey Lohan gets pregnant, Avril Lavigne gets flashed and Paris Hilton gets personal. It’s a COCOMELON of an episode so place a feather on your nipples and enjoy!

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God Must Have Spent A Little More Time on CHRIS KIRKPATRICK

Thu, 09 Mar 2023 09:46:40 GMT

Jessi’s teenage dreams come true with the FOUNDING FATHER OF *NSYNC Chris Kirkpatrick!!!! And she ASKS HIM EVERYTHING she’s been desperate to know for 28 years. Did he hook up with fans? Would he have hooked up with JESSI? What does he think of Britney Spears? Is Justin the reason the band broke up? What’s up with the dreadlocks? NOTHING IS OFF LIMITS until they say Bye Bye Bye.

Plus! Chris Rock is pulling NO punches (get it?) talking about The SLAP and Meghan Markle in his new Netflix special, Joe Biden is making Jessi hungry and BLIPPI did something that will leave you SHOOK. Snap in your butterfly clips for a truly iconic episode of Phone A Friend!

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Living The Tweenage Dream with A TWEEN

Thu, 02 Mar 2023 09:52:23 GMT

This week Jessi PHONES A TWEEN to help her understand why Selena Gomez is feuding with Hailey Bieber. Our tween unpacks all the eyebrow-related DRAMA then tells Jessi WHAT’S THE HOT SH*T in Tween! And do you think our tween knows what a “Cassette” a “Pager” or a “Chris Kirkpatrick” is? (spoiler alert: NO. SHE ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT. but you’ll love to hear her guess…)

Plus! Michael B Jordan is NUDE! Shakira is PISSED! And Jessi’s kid saw COCAINE BEAR?! This episode will SEND YOU (the tween made me say it).

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A Wiggle Down Under with THE HOT WIGGLE

Thu, 23 Feb 2023 10:24:32 GMT

CALLING ALL THIRSTY MOMS! There is a HOT WIGGLE (yes, one of the members of Australian Children’s Group ‘The Wiggles’ is SMOKING. HOT) and because Jessi is the global ambassador for thirsty moms, she tracked down all six of his abs in Australia to PHONE HIM. (Turns out he’s even hotter when you get to know him on the INSIDE. Who knew!?)

Plus! HUGE news in the world of Penis! A celebrity bridezilla is EXPOSED! Tiger Woods is embarrassing! And ANGELA BASSET DID THE THING. (listen to this ep and you will not stop saying this).

As always, LEAVE ME A MESSAGE and ASK ME ANYTHING: 323-448-0068

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Give ‘Em Schitt with Dan Levy

Thu, 16 Feb 2023 10:00:07 GMT

Dan Levy is BACK and this week he tells Jessi why he hates her kids (ok, not HER kids, just… ALL KIDS). He also talks candidly about fame, paparazzi and a time he felt like his privacy was violated in a pretty gross way. Oh! and Jessi forces Dan to reveal the most FAMOUS PERSON IN HIS PHONE …and his answer is MAJOR.

But that’s not all- Jessi breaks down Rihanna’s Pregnancy Reveal (I mean “The Superbowl”') Chris Evan’s new girlfriend, Barney’s new face, Audrina’s farts AND she shares too INTIMATE details about her Valentines Day. 🔥🔥🔥

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“HARD TRUTHS” with Dan Levy

Thu, 09 Feb 2023 10:30:18 GMT

For the first time in over 10 years, DAN LEVY and JESSI CRUICKSHANK REUNITE! (NAME A MORE ICONIC CANADIAN DUO, WE’LL WAIT.) On this festive premier episode of Phone A Friend, The After Show co-hosts talk about EVERYTHING from behind-the-scenes struggles at MTV to the highs and lows of SCHITTS CREEK to DEEPLY PERSONAL QUESTIONS ABOUT DAN’S LOVE LIFE (because they’ve been friends for so long, Jessi can pretty much ask him ANYTHING).

Plus! Jessi takes on the Grammys (ok mostly Harry’s jumpsuit and Ben Affleck’s cheekbones) , searches for Tom Brady Nudes and single handedly stops Heidi Montag from being canceled. She answers YOUR most burning question about The Hills and hopes Spencer Pratt isn’t listening. BUT WE’RE SO HAPPY YOU’RE LISTENING! This is gonna be fun.

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Phone A Friend TRAILER

Tue, 17 Jan 2023 21:22:47 GMT

Why is Jessi in her underpants? This trailer will not explain that, but it will explain the show! Listen and Subscribe (or just subscribe, you know it's gonna be good).

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