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			<itunes:subtitle>See you in February</itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>Episode 26: Rudolph the Butt Raptor by Chuck Tingle</title>
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			<title>Episode 25: Merry Christmas for Art... and His Tentacles by Amy Bellows and Shannon Mae</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>In this very special holiday episode the Dianas from the Double Dianas podcast join Alli and Trey as the deck the halls with tentacles. This week they decide whether tentacles are hot or not, try to count exactly how many tentacles there were, and attempt to decipher cryptid tentacle anatomy. They even ponder the phenomenology of cryptid cephalopods’ senses of taste.</p><br><p>Holiday theme written and performed by <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@ukulelejake88" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Ukelele Jake</a>.</p><p>Music by <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/0XdrCoTNGSJAY1pjI1mhc0?si=eh9V2weXSPybm3Wceh96rA" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Cody &amp; Alex</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>Episode 24: Soul Eater by Lily Mayne</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Jo returns, joining Alli and Trey as they take a foray into monster f-ing with Lily Mayne's <em>Soul Eater</em>. This episode covers Louisiana accents, hot boy meters, and the nuances of body fluids in smut. Your PiO pals also crunch the numbers and give you the tight ball count stats you crave. Enjoy this extra-long episode with an extra-special guest host.</p><br><p>Editor’s Note: Sorry about the audio, we recorded this awhile back before we had most of the mic troubles figured out.</p><br><p>Content Warnings-</p><p>Violent torture and homophobia @ 1:21:20 – 1:26:23</p><p>Joint and bone injury @ 1:44:45 – 1:45:40</p><p>Brief mention of child abuse @ 1:45:10</p><p>Music by <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/0XdrCoTNGSJAY1pjI1mhc0?si=eh9V2weXSPybm3Wceh96rA" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Cody &amp; Alex</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>Episode 23: Sins of the Orc by Finley Fenn</title>
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			<title>Episode 22: A Pebble for Lewis by Amy Bellows</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2025 22:32:42 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Omegaverse October Intro</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Wolves don't work that way]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<title><![CDATA[Episode 21: Cubs & Campfires by Dylan Drakes]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2025 00:44:49 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Alli and Trey ask the tough questions. How can a ginger tan? Why is beer the standard can of comparison? Can a life on the move make you seem 5 years older than your actual age? How many times can Trey accidentally hit his mic boom during a single recording? All this and more as we tackle the first installment of the Sweet and Stocky trilogy.</p><br><p>Music by Cody &amp; Alex</p><p>Music by <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/0XdrCoTNGSJAY1pjI1mhc0?si=eh9V2weXSPybm3Wceh96rA" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Cody &amp; Alex</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Alli and Trey ask the tough questions. How can a ginger tan? Why is beer the standard can of comparison? Can a life on the move make you seem 5 years older than your actual age? How many times can Trey accidentally hit his mic boom during a single recording? All this and more as we tackle the first installment of the Sweet and Stocky trilogy.</p><br><p>Music by Cody &amp; Alex</p><p>Music by <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/0XdrCoTNGSJAY1pjI1mhc0?si=eh9V2weXSPybm3Wceh96rA" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Cody &amp; Alex</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 20: The Bro and the Bar Keep  by AJ Truman</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2025 16:41:52 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Zucchini </itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Alli assures Trey that this week’s read is not problematic as they dive zucchini first into the final installment of the Single Dads Club trilogy. And no, you didn’t miss any episodes. Sometimes at PiO, we eat dessert without dinner. Sometimes, that dessert is a bear dad who falls in love with the new employee he hires at his bar, the formerly straight-identifying ex-boyfriend of his adult daughter. Music by Alex and Cody.</p><p>Content Warnings- </p><p>unwelcomed sexual advances @ 16:29 – 18:30</p><p>&nbsp;themes of sexual assault @ 18:30 – 19:01</p><p>Music by <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/0XdrCoTNGSJAY1pjI1mhc0?si=eh9V2weXSPybm3Wceh96rA" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Cody &amp; Alex</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 19: Proficiency Bonus by Charlie Novak</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2025 23:10:30 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Episode 18: Charisma Check By Charlie Novak</title>
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			<title>Episode 17: Natural Twenty By Charlie Novak</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jan 2025 19:26:23 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Just a couple of guys</itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>Episode 16: Smashed by the Christmas Inflatables by S.R.Griffith</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Happy Holidays, degenerates </itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>Call It a Comeback</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[we're back, friends, lovers, and others!]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Did you miss us? We sure missed you!</p><br><p>Alli is finally getting her stuff together! This coming new year expect more of us talking about books! More silliness! And more of us loving love!</p><p>Music by <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/0XdrCoTNGSJAY1pjI1mhc0?si=eh9V2weXSPybm3Wceh96rA" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Cody &amp; Alex</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Did you miss us? We sure missed you!</p><br><p>Alli is finally getting her stuff together! This coming new year expect more of us talking about books! More silliness! And more of us loving love!</p><p>Music by <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/0XdrCoTNGSJAY1pjI1mhc0?si=eh9V2weXSPybm3Wceh96rA" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Cody &amp; Alex</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 15: Latrexa Nova Interview</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 15: Latrexa Nova Interview</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jun 2024 21:01:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Interview with an awesome, queer author about their monster romances</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
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			<title>Episode 14: Alli Talks! Your Coffin or Mine by Jacklyn Hyde</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 14: Alli Talks! Your Coffin or Mine by Jacklyn Hyde</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 27 May 2024 22:08:29 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[a vampire romcom that doesn't suck]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
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			<title>Episode 13: Interview with Ash Raven</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 28 Apr 2024 22:58:25 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Interview with a very cool author and human</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Alli interviews author Ash Raven. Ash Raven is a queer author who writes romances featuring queer characters, plus sized characters, non white characters, and monsters! Together they talk about their love of the romance genre, Disney Channel original movies, and all the wonderful books Ash has written.</p><p>Music by <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/0XdrCoTNGSJAY1pjI1mhc0?si=eh9V2weXSPybm3Wceh96rA" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Cody &amp; Alex</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>Episode 12: Found by the Lake Monster by Lilian Lark</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 12: Found by the Lake Monster by Lilian Lark</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2024 18:41:51 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Alli and Ashlee read Found by the Lake Monster. They talk about the Gilman, monster romcoms, and ovipositors. </p><p>Music by <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/0XdrCoTNGSJAY1pjI1mhc0?si=eh9V2weXSPybm3Wceh96rA" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Cody &amp; Alex</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Episode 11: Alli talks about Quiver & Quill by A.M. Kore]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Episode 11: Alli talks about Quiver & Quill by A.M. Kore]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 18 Mar 2024 06:25:49 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Ashlee gets talked at</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>For this episode, the format is a little different again. Ashlee and Alli recreate their frequent phone calls, where Alli talks at Ashlee at length about a book she's currently reading.</p><p>This time it includes a hot Mothman, discussions of second person perspective, and soup (?).</p><p>Music by <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/0XdrCoTNGSJAY1pjI1mhc0?si=eh9V2weXSPybm3Wceh96rA" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Cody &amp; Alex</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>Episode 10: Some Would You Rathers</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 17 Feb 2024 22:21:12 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>hypotheticals to scandalize your bookclub</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Alli and Ashlee do something a little bit different and discuss some "would you rather" scenarios instead of specific titles. It gets very silly. We love love.</p><p>Music by <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/0XdrCoTNGSJAY1pjI1mhc0?si=eh9V2weXSPybm3Wceh96rA" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Cody &amp; Alex</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>Historical Interlude: The Ravenels pt. 2 Marrying Winterborne by Lisa Kleypas</title>
			<itunes:title>Historical Interlude: The Ravenels pt. 2 Marrying Winterborne by Lisa Kleypas</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2024 23:37:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Alli and Jo continue to discuss the Ravenels series by Lisa Kleypas! They talk about the second book in the series: Marrying Winterborne. They also discuss what constitutes the hottest book boyfriend (Rhys Winterborne).</p><p>Music by <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/0XdrCoTNGSJAY1pjI1mhc0?si=eh9V2weXSPybm3Wceh96rA" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Cody &amp; Alex</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Alli and Jo continue to discuss the Ravenels series by Lisa Kleypas! They talk about the second book in the series: Marrying Winterborne. They also discuss what constitutes the hottest book boyfriend (Rhys Winterborne).</p><p>Music by <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/0XdrCoTNGSJAY1pjI1mhc0?si=eh9V2weXSPybm3Wceh96rA" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Cody &amp; Alex</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 8: Birched by the Krampus by Siggy Shade</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 8: Birched by the Krampus by Siggy Shade</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 24 Dec 2023 21:12:07 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Episode 7: Monster Pucker by Ashley Bennett and Clio Evans</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 7: Monster Pucker by Ashley Bennett and Clio Evans</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2023 19:18:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>3 unqualified people talking about hockey romance</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>For this third episode of the Holiday Smutpocalypse, Alli is joined by Brandon and Boomer of Plot is Optional's sibling blog/pod Swampflix! </p><p>They talk about smut as transgression and what cinema in a monster f*cking world would look like. </p><p>Music by <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/0XdrCoTNGSJAY1pjI1mhc0?si=eh9V2weXSPybm3Wceh96rA" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Cody &amp; Alex</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>For this third episode of the Holiday Smutpocalypse, Alli is joined by Brandon and Boomer of Plot is Optional's sibling blog/pod Swampflix! </p><p>They talk about smut as transgression and what cinema in a monster f*cking world would look like. </p><p>Music by <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/0XdrCoTNGSJAY1pjI1mhc0?si=eh9V2weXSPybm3Wceh96rA" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Cody &amp; Alex</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Episode 6: Dasher by Colbie Dunbar and Lorelei M. Hart</title>
			<itunes:title>Episode 6: Dasher by Colbie Dunbar and Lorelei M. Hart</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2023 03:26:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Holiday Smutpocalypse 2 </itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>Episode 5: Stolen By Alien Santa by Sophia Sebell </title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>The Holiday Smutpocalypse Begins</itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>Episode 4: SPECIAL EDITION HISTORIC INTERLUDE</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Talking about Lisa Kleypas's The Ravenells ]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>Episode 3: Love Laugh Lich by Kate Prior</title>
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			<title>Episode 2: Jack by Layla Fae</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 04 Nov 2023 21:16:37 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[It's a very seasonal hot pumpkin smut time]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Alli and Ashlee talk about Jack by Layla Fae, explain the draw behind a "breeding" kink, and appreciate hot pumpkin headed men.</p><p>Music by <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/0XdrCoTNGSJAY1pjI1mhc0?si=eh9V2weXSPybm3Wceh96rA" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Cody &amp; Alex</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>Episode 1: Vampire Night Bus Pounds My Butt by Chuck Tingle</title>
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