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E125 - Australian Magical School

Wed, 30 Nov 2022 14:00:25 GMT

Reeah and Jem conclude their deep dive into magic in Australia by designing their own Australian wizarding school. Reeah gets excited about the school houses, Jem comes up with a silly uniform, and both sisters end up going on tangents about thier own time in high school.

Another reddit post about an Australian magical school

Coober Pedy

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Plumbing the Death Star episode: If Australia had a Wizarding School, How Would it Function (Feat. Adam)?

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E124 - Australian Magical Culture

Mon, 14 Nov 2022 14:00:26 GMT

Reeah and Jem continue their deep dive into Magical Australia, looking at Australian culture.

Here's the episode Plumbing the Death Star did about an Australian Magical School: https://open.spotify.com/episode/6DLZHv6Gb0pVZbqzko2LUQ

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E123 - Australian Magical History

Mon, 31 Oct 2022 14:00:20 GMT

Reeah and Jem continue their deep dive into their Magical Australia series, looking at Australian History. Content warning: discussions of colonisation, violence, genocide, racism.

Relevant links:

The Stolen Generations: https://aiatsis.gov.au/explore/stolen-generations

Poinciana woman: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-04-10/who-was-darwins-mysterious-poinciana-woman-urban-legend-myth/9596398

Bandicoots: https://newsroom.unsw.edu.au/news/science-tech/bandicoots-return-sturt-national-park-after-more-century

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E122 - Australian Magical Land

Fri, 14 Oct 2022 14:35:15 GMT

Reeah and Jem begin their miniseries on magic in Australia by exploring how magic is tied to the Australian land. We talk about geography that we actually understand for once, imagine how magic would feel in the physical spaces of our country and entertain ourselves greatly by trying to come up with some original Australian magical beats.

Here is the story of the Rainbow Serpent which Reeah read in this episode: https://www.kullillaart.com.au/dreamtime-stories/The-Rainbow-Serpent

Some other Dreaming stories for anyone interested: https://dreamtime.net.au/dreaming/story-list/

Enora and the Black Crane: https://www.publishersweekly.com/978-0-590-46375-1

And some lyrebird calls: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjAcyTXRunY

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E121 - The unanswered questions

Fri, 30 Sep 2022 14:05:13 GMT

Reeah and Jem answere all the unanswered questions about the Harry Potter series.

Youtube video about the fanfiction My Immortal:

Fanfictions mentioned in the episode:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4536005/1/Oh-God-Not-Again?__cf_chl_f_tk=gtKHBjvZpEqgh.w1p8OCEd9IwYKUx55QAGbPoMPkV1g-1663075618-0-gaNycGzNCFE

https://archiveofourown.org/works/7331278/chapters/16653022

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E120 - What happens after the series ends?

Thu, 15 Sep 2022 00:30:02 GMT

Reeah and Jem run through the 'canonical' post-canon information, immediately discard the parts of it they don't like, and spend most of the episode coming up with cooler headcanons for the characters that were done dirty.

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E119 - Why are the schools like that?

Wed, 31 Aug 2022 14:05:10 GMT

Reeah and Jem discuss all the schools (magical and non-magical) in the Harry Potter universe, and discover they are all weird and unsuitable for children.

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E118 - What will happen when muggles find out about magic?

Mon, 15 Aug 2022 06:30:57 GMT

Reeah and Jem try to figure out how society could possibly survive when wizards are inevitably forced out of the closet. Jem experiences the seven stages of grief and Reeah is ready to march to war as the sisters face the harsh reality of the situation: the world will never be the same again.

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E117 - How does a lawful magical society function?

Sun, 31 Jul 2022 15:00:27 GMT

Jem tries to figure out how laws are made and Reeah can't understand why all wizards aren't killing eachother. In this episode, the sisters argue about how a lawful society could function if everyone has the capacity to do whatever they want with a wave of their wand.

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E116 - Page to Screen - Quickfire

Fri, 15 Jul 2022 01:14:06 GMT

The sisters (foolishly) attempt to cram all the Page to Screen episodes that could have been into one final Page to Screen that covers every possible topic. We look at all eight Harry Potter movies and discuss the best changes, the worst changes, the most nonsensical changes and just the things that we think we could have done better if we were in charge. Reeah has several pitches for scenes she'd like to improve and Jem has a very specific hill she is willing to die on.

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E115 - How would you be terrible or great?

Fri, 01 Jul 2022 00:44:05 GMT

The wizarding world is once again at war, and this time the two superpowers are Reeah, the Headmistress of Hogwarts, and Jem, the Dark Lady. As Reeah does everything in her power to keep the Boy Who Lived under her control, Jem launches a ruthlessly efficient plan to take over the world. Who will win? Or is this entire scenario simply a losing game?

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E114 - What if Voldemort had felt remorse?

Tue, 14 Jun 2022 15:00:45 GMT

Reeah and Jem have a long hard think about what might have happened if Voldemort had repented for all of his evil deeds, and get distracted by trying to understand Nanny McPhee. Would Voldemort have survived his remorse? Does he deserve it? Would it have mattered anyway, or are we all just born what we are and can never really heal or change?

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E113 - What's it like to live as a rat for twelve years?

Tue, 31 May 2022 15:00:54 GMT

Reeah and Jem weigh up the pros and cons of living as a rat for twelve years. Is the high fertility rate, bad reputation and utter boredom all worth it to potentially become a homeowner living free from capitalism?

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E112 - Is death really the next great adventure?

Sat, 14 May 2022 15:00:29 GMT

Reeah and Jem step through the veil and discuss one of the most important themes of the series. We debate the true nature of souls and the afterlife and wonder if the quest for immortality is worth it (or even really possible) before proposing an asexual reproductive cycle for phoenixes, struggling to remember where blood comes from and arguing about whether death is a guy or not.

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E111 - Is Dumbledore a good person?

Sun, 01 May 2022 06:24:57 GMT

Is Dumbledore daft or is he dangerous? In this episode, the sisters take one of the most morally grey characters in the series and try to paint him as either a hero or a villain. Jem argues that a good person is someone who tries to act for the greater good, and Reeah argues that it's bad to be a puppetmaster who manipulates children. Neither sister knows what a mugwump is (other than supreme).

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E110 - What's it like to get an education with Harry Potter?

Thu, 14 Apr 2022 14:31:01 GMT

Reeah, Jem, and special guest Josh are precocious young academics just trying to get good marks during their years at Hogwarts. Surely attending school in the same years as Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived won't be too distracting for them... right?

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E109 - Is Voldemort back?

Fri, 01 Apr 2022 00:21:25 GMT

April Fools listeners! On this momentous day, Reeah and Jem play the roles of the greatest fools of all (average citizens of the wizarding world) and set their feeble minds to the task of figuring out if Voldemort really is back, or if there is something far more sinister going on...

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E108 - Why do wizards need money?

Tue, 15 Mar 2022 00:13:00 GMT

Reeah and Jem, two people who know even less about the economy than they do about sport, attempt to explain how money works in the wizarding world. Why can't wizards solve their money problems with magic? Do the goblins control the economy, or do they just work at the bank? Why are the coins whimsical rather than functional? The answers to these questions (and many more) cannot be found in this episode, but we sure do talk about them for a truly unreasonable amount of time.

This episode also includes a short discussion of antisemitism in relation to the portrayal of goblins in the series.

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E107 - We need to talk about Quidditch

Mon, 28 Feb 2022 19:33:56 GMT

Reeah and Jem finally talk about Quidditch and forget to mention that the game was named after 'Queerditch Marsh' the presumed birthplace of all gays. Reeah thinks it's good to have a nonsense game and Jem creates her own wizarding sport to rival Quidditch's popularity.

A link to Frodor, who obviously cares more about Quidditch than us and actually made a good defence for it: https://www.reddit.com/r/harrypotter/comments/3zni7t/discussion_is_quidditch_a_flawed_game/

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E106 - Sink or Float - Hinny

Mon, 14 Feb 2022 18:40:38 GMT

Things get very heated in this (probably) final Sink or Float episode! Listen as Reeah and Jem get more and more furious with each other as they argue over whether the Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley ship should sink or stay afloat. Reeah presents several great arguments that Jem tries (and fails) to straw man into incoherence, and who cares what Jem has to say.

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E105 - Are the portraits alive?

Mon, 31 Jan 2022 19:23:21 GMT

Reeah and Jem attempt to answer some troubling philosophical questions, including: What is the difference between sentience and consciousness? How can an artificial mind achieve self-awareness? Is it really possible to know if the people or portraits around us are actually conscious? Does it even matter? And, most importantly, what would it take to make Snape's portrait literally go fuck itself?

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E104 - 2022 Potter Reflections

Sat, 15 Jan 2022 06:00:28 GMT

Reeah and Jem forgo their usual Potter Predictions to instead reflect on Harry Potter as a franchise and a fandom, unpack how they are feeling in 2022 and decide what they want the legacy of the podcast to be. Also, Reeah has completely unavoidable and 100% necessary technical issues with her laptop.

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E103 - Holiday Special - Is Santa real, and if so, is he a wizard?

Tue, 14 Dec 2021 19:00:00 GMT

It's the Holiday season! Reeah and Jem are back on their bullshit: mis-remembering The Polar Express and arguing about if Santa is a whily wizard or an eldritch horror.

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E102 - What if Neville was the Chosen One? - Part 7

Sun, 14 Nov 2021 19:32:16 GMT

Neville Longbottom and the Deathly Hallows: Part 7 of a seven-episode mini-series where Reeah and Jem reimagine the story of Harry Potter with Neville as the protagonist.

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E101 - What if Neville was the Chosen One? - Part 6

Sun, 31 Oct 2021 19:29:02 GMT

Neville Longbottom and the Fall of the King: Part 6 of a seven-episode mini-series where Reeah and Jem reimagine the story of Harry Potter with Neville as the protagonist.

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E100 - What if Neville was the Chosen One? - Part 5

Thu, 14 Oct 2021 19:26:38 GMT

Neville Longbottom and the Order of the Phoenix: Part 5 of a seven-episode mini-series where Reeah and Jem reimagine the story of Harry Potter with Neville as the protagonist.

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E99 - What if Neville was the Chosen One? - Part 4

Thu, 30 Sep 2021 19:24:23 GMT

Neville Longbottom and the Goblet of Fire: Part 4 of a seven-episode mini-series where Reeah and Jem reimagine the story of Harry Potter with Neville as the protagonist.

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E98 - What if Neville was the Chosen One? - Part 3

Tue, 14 Sep 2021 19:00:00 GMT

Neville Longbottom and the Prisoner of Azkaban: Part 3 of a seven-episode mini-series where Reeah and Jem reimagine the story of Harry Potter with Neville as the protagonist.

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E97 - What if Neville was the Chosen One? - Part 2

Tue, 31 Aug 2021 20:56:28 GMT

Neville Longbottom and the Chamber of Secrets: Part 2 of a seven-episode mini-series where Reeah and Jem reimagine the story of Harry Potter with Neville as the protagonist.

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E96 - What if Neville was the Chosen One? - Part 1

Sat, 14 Aug 2021 19:00:00 GMT

Neville Longbottom and the Philosopher's Stone: Part 1 of a seven-episode mini-series where Reeah and Jem reimagine the story of Harry Potter with Neville as the protagonist.

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E95 - What qualifications do you need to teach at Hogwarts?

Sat, 31 Jul 2021 19:00:00 GMT

Reeah and Jem try to figure out if any of the Hogwarts teachers are actually qualified to do their jobs, and along the way they accidentally figure out why the entire wizarding world is the way it is, and why it makes sense.

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E94 - What's the best use of the Knight Bus?

Wed, 14 Jul 2021 19:00:00 GMT

Reeah and Jem hijack the Knight Bus without understanding how the hell it works, and then try to think of the best uses for it, alternating between road-tripping and murder.

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E93 - What do Harry's dreams mean?

Wed, 30 Jun 2021 19:00:00 GMT

Listeners, it's time to dwell on dreams and forget to live. Reeah and Jem do a deep dive into all of Harry's dreams throughout the entire series and attempt to figure out if they mean anything or if they are totally random. Can Harry see the future? How many of his dreams are influenced by Voldemort? Why does he dream about his Firebolt so often? Along the way the sisters frequently get distracted re-telling and interpreting their own dreams, so be prepared for rambling anecdotes and no real answers. Sleep tight.

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E92 - Sink or Float: Snily

Mon, 14 Jun 2021 19:00:00 GMT

The sisters return once again with their Sink or Float miniseries to argue whether the ship of Severus Snape and Lily Evans should sink or stay afloat. Reeah's argument is "Always" and Jem's argument is "Move on!" Will the sisters be able to argue coherently, or just dissolve into rambling messes?

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E91 - Page to Screen - Why does the magic look like that?

Mon, 31 May 2021 19:00:00 GMT

Reeah and Jem are back in another episode of their Page to Screen miniseries. This time the sisters are comparing how magic was written in the books to how it ended up looking on screen. The sisters discuss wand choreography, smokey bois, the various colours and sounds they remember, smokey bois, why wizard duels tend to look like magic rope tug-o-war, smokey bois, and the best and worst moments of movie magic. As usual, Jem has well-researched theories and comes to thoughtful conclusions, while Reeah just has some feelings she needs to get off her chest (mostly about the smokey bois. What. Are They.)

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E90 - What's a better Triwizard Tournament?

Fri, 14 May 2021 14:00:00 GMT

Reeah and Jem declare that they can create a more entertaining and better designed Triwizard Tournament. Jem creates a series of interconnected symbolic tasks, and Reeah bases all of her ideas off reality TV shows.

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E89 - Should Peeves be removed from Hogwarts?

Wed, 14 Apr 2021 19:00:00 GMT

Reeah is a self-proclaimed 'Peeves defender' and Jem maintains that whatever moral lessons Peeves' presence may provide to the students of Hogwarts it isn't worth allowing a poltergeist to strangle children with tinsel.

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E88 - April Fool's Special - Prank Rank

Wed, 31 Mar 2021 19:00:00 GMT

Happy April Fools day listeners! Rather than attempting a prank of their own this episode, Reeah and Jem instead rank the best and worst pranks in the series. We debate niffler rights, muggle baiting, messing with vs traumatising your siblings, and reminisce about our real-life swamp corridor.

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E87 - How would you kidnap Harry Potter?

Sun, 14 Mar 2021 19:00:00 GMT

Reeah and Jem take the place of Barty Crouch Jr in Harry's fourth year at Hogwarts, and devise various plans to kidnap a 14 year old Harry, so the Dark Lord can return.

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E86 - What's the deal with the Marauder's Map?

Sun, 28 Feb 2021 19:00:00 GMT

How does the map know your name? Is Peter Pettigrew the wizarding world's greatest cartographer? Why did Fred and George never notice the man sleeping in their little brother's bed? It's time to manage this mischief, because Reeah and Jem solemnly swear that they are done with this map's nonsense.

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E85 - Sink or Float - Jily

Sun, 14 Feb 2021 19:00:00 GMT

This episode is dedicated to Direwolf Summer! Thank you for your patreon support and your regular support! Were the Boy Who Lived's parents really meant to be? Or was Voldemort not the only reason their romance was tragically short? Celebrate Valentines Day with Reeah and Jem by putting James and Lily Potter's relationship to the Sink or Float test!

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E84 - What's it like to have Voldemort's face in the back of your head?

Mon, 01 Feb 2021 00:08:00 GMT

Reeah and Jem pick up their Quirrellmort argument right where they left it during the movie commentary and investigate Professor's Quirrell's whole ... situation. Because seriously, what is it like to have another person growing out of the back of your head? Jem thinks it's like Ratatouille, Reeah can't focus through the overpowering garlic smell, and both sisters have truly insane ideas about the best way to hunt unicorns.

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E83 - 2021 Potter Predictions

Thu, 14 Jan 2021 19:00:00 GMT

Reeah and Jem use their inner eye to see the future and make some Harry Potter related predictions for 2021.

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E82 - Holiday Special 2020 - Movie Commentary - Philosopher's Stone

Fri, 25 Dec 2020 19:45:33 GMT

Watch along with Reeah and Jem as they talk over the entire first Harry Potter movie. Happy Holidays listeners!

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E81 - Ernie Macmillan - Psychopath?

Mon, 30 Nov 2020 19:00:00 GMT

Jem has a bone to pick with Ernie, Reeah is desperately trying to remember the one psychology subject she did at uni, and they both have very different interpretations of Ernie Macmillan.

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E80 - What horcruxes would you make?

Sat, 14 Nov 2020 19:00:00 GMT

Reeah and Jem are two dark witches intent on living forever, but will their antics involving outer space, old trees, Dev Patel, and Shark Tale aid them in thier quest for immortality or simply make the gallant hero intent on defeating them want to kill them quicker?

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E79 - What happened on the night of the full moon in 1976?

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 19:00:00 GMT

This episode is dedicated to Direwolf Summer! Thank you for your patreon support and your regular support! Reeah (Horace Slughorn) and Jem (Minerva McGonagall) are joined by special guest Josh (Albus Dumbledore) in a mock trial to discover what really went down on the night of the prank. What happened? Who is to blame? What should the consequences be? Should any of this be considered canon? Who will eat a cockroach cluster? Listen to discover the truth.

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E78 - What are the scariest moments in the series?

Wed, 14 Oct 2020 19:00:00 GMT

Reeah ande Jem get spooky and debate what the most frightening moments in Harry Potter are, covering eveything from big snakes and wet zombies to a creepy clown jack-in-the-box.

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E77 - What's too horrible to go into detail about?

Wed, 30 Sep 2020 19:00:00 GMT

J.K once said that there are two things in the series that are too horrible to go into detail about: the process of making horcruxes and how Peter Pettigrew got Voldemort back into a physical body. In this episode, we go into detail.

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murder/violence
brain damage resulting from forced memory altering
pregnancy/birth
sexual assault/rape
forced impregnation
death/murder of a fetus/unborn child
rape culture/victim blaming
debates surrounding personhood/conception
body horror/gore
necrophilia
cannibalism
pre- and post-mortem body mutilation
existential horror (souls, afterlives, death, etc.)

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E76 - How much of a hassle is it to read and write books in the magical world?

Mon, 14 Sep 2020 19:00:00 GMT

Reeah and Jem talk about the printing press, books the size of postage stamps and paving stones, and whether or not magical authors have to change their names to be taken seriously.

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E75 - Sink or Float - Scorbus

Mon, 31 Aug 2020 19:00:00 GMT

Your two favourite sisters are back with another Sink or Float! This episode's ship is one of our most requested: Scorpius Malfoy/Albus Potter. Jem isn't sure whether the play she is referencing is really the Cursed Child or just Romeo and Juliet in disguise, meanwhile Reeah is upset over queerbaiting and bored by the lack of enemies to lovers.

Here is the source Reeah mentioned: https://www.mugglenet.com/2016/09/important-albus-scorpius-arent-love/#:~:text=The%20platonic%20relationship%20between%20Scorpius,reputation%20of%20their%20family%20name .

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E74 - Is the Harry Potter series a feminist story? Part 2

Fri, 14 Aug 2020 19:46:00 GMT

Reeah and Jem continue their analysis of the Harry Potter series through a feminist lens, this time exploring the grown female characters. The sisters discuss essentialism, the paradox of the female terrorist, and whether we as Harry Potter fans should move forward from this point.

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E73 - Is the Harry Potter series a feminist story (Part 1)

Fri, 31 Jul 2020 19:26:00 GMT

Reeah and Jem do their best to tackle a too big topic in this two part episode about representation in the HP series. We look at how specific female characters are portrayed on the page and on screen and discuss what they can teach us about feminism and the role of women. This first episode focuses on girls and teenagers, and Part 2 will look at young women and adults.

Here are the references from our discussion of specific characters this episode:

Cho Chang:

http://henryjenkins.org/blog/2013/10/to-jk-rowling-from-cho-chang-responding-to-asian-american-stereotyping-in-popular-culture.html

Parvati and Padma:

https://twitter.com/promawhatup/status/761415082194632704

https://www.hypable.com/panju-weasley-cursed-child/

Inside the World of Harry Potter: Critical Essays on the Books and Films

edited by Christopher E. Bell

From <https://books.google.com.au/books?id=k_p1DwAAQBAJ&pg=PT57&lpg=PT57&dq=the+patil+twins+in+harry+potter+indian+representation&source=bl&ots=WnFiH0kmG-&sig=ACfU3U1qaXf4R8wxR3-zQ_ikdXu57p15Mg&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwihhOq85cTqAhUWzzgGHa3hBXUQ6AEwEnoECAoQAQ#v=onepage&q=the%20patil%20twins%20in%20harry%20potter%20indian%20representation&f=false

Angelina:

https://medium.com/@hellyschtevie/harry-potter-virgin-angelina-johnson-we-appreciate-your-interest-909d2cf1bc15

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E72 - Did Harry kill Cedric?

Tue, 14 Jul 2020 19:35:00 GMT

Reeah and Jem become two backgrounfd Slytherins in tin foil hats trying to figure out if the famous Harry Potter got away with the murder of golden boy Cedric Diggory, or if he's completely innocent.

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E71 - Was Harry an accident?

Tue, 30 Jun 2020 19:07:00 GMT

Reeah and Jem go completely off the rails and talk mostly about the state of the world and their own personal takes and only a bit about whether or not the boy wizard Harry Potter was a planned baby or a happy accident.

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E70 - Page to Screen - Ginny

Sun, 14 Jun 2020 19:28:00 GMT

Reeah and Jem start a new miniseries where they discuss the changes from the books that were made for the movies. This week they explore how and why Ginny's character was changed for her adaptation in the movies.

Compliation of Ginny moments from all 8 films:

Quote from Steve Kloves about why he didn't write the fifth film:

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E69 - Who is the most f*ckable Hogwarts professor?

Sun, 31 May 2020 20:09:00 GMT

Would you wed, bed or behead? Toss or be tossed? Rate them out of three? The sisters can't decide on a ranking system, but they can decide which of the Hogwarts staff members they would be DTF. Join Reeah, Jem and special returning guest (and friend of the podcast) Sarah as they consider at length Dumbledore's clever fingers, Umbridge's large chest and Hagrid's whole ... situation.

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E68 - What pets can you bring to Hogwarts?

Thu, 14 May 2020 19:50:00 GMT

Reeah becomes a precocious Hogwarts student trying to smuggle in all manner of magical pets and audacious beasts into Hogwarts and Jem becomes a very tired and cranky Deputy Headmistress Professor McGonagall.

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E67 - Can all wizards see the future?

Thu, 30 Apr 2020 19:25:00 GMT

Can we know our fate, or is their no fate? The sisters try to understand how fate and prophecy work in the magical world. Reeah once again gets mad about time travel, Jem talks a lot about genetic predeterminism and neither can agree on whether or not Harry ever had free will.

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E66 - Is being a parselmouth a useful skill?

Tue, 14 Apr 2020 19:30:00 GMT

Trigger warning: Gore/body horror.

Jem insists that talking to snakes is cool, and Reeah says that it's a pointless waste of time as both sisters reminisce about the snake that used to live in their school library.

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E65 - Gilderoy Lockhart: The Fanciful Fool

Tue, 31 Mar 2020 23:56:00 GMT

For this April Fools Day special, join Reeah and Jem on their quest to understand the greatest fool of the wizarding world. (Themselves! No; it's Lockhart.)

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Announcement - Wash your hands, stay inside, and use bardic inspiration.

Sun, 29 Mar 2020 02:00:51 GMT

Reeah and Jem have some Covid-19 updates, including changes to our Patreon, and a positive message from Reeah.

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E64 - Is it animal cruelty to use live animals in transfiguration?

Sat, 14 Mar 2020 20:36:00 GMT

Jem makes the bold claim that 'if you can't eat it, it's not real' and Reeah tries not to spoil Westworld Season 2. Both sisters get very confused about sentience in their journey to figure out what counts as animal cruelty, and how magic effect the ethics of its users.

UK Protection of Animals Act 1911: https://www.animallaw.info/statute/uk-cruelty-protection-animals-act-1911

Animal cruelty in transfiguration resources:

https://www.reddit.com/r/harrypotter/comments/83q7wc/the_ethics_of_transfiguring_living_animals/

https://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/63289/what-are-transfigured-animals-essentially-made-of

https://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/8574/how-alive-are-animals-created-by-spells

https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Muggles%27_Guide_to_Harry_Potter/Magic/Transfiguration

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E63 - Why do students have to catch a train to Hogwarts

Sat, 29 Feb 2020 18:40:00 GMT

Reeah and Jem are joined by special guest: Loud and Intrusive Train Noises in this episode investigating the Hogwarts Express. Jem gets mad at wizards for their crimes against muggles, and Reeah gets really excited about obscure train facts.

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