Racehorse Movies

Season 3 Grand Finale!

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 08:00:00 GMT

The Mind Cinema Rolling Roadshow finally comes to a rest after a season full of bucolic post-war walkabouts, quiz show freak-outs, haunted tights and longbow fights! They've pitched a Statham on a bear, a Tucci on a Segway and The Travelling Wilburys inside an explosive truck, but Graham and Luke aren't done yet! As is the time-honoured Racehorse Movies tradition, this episode our duo project a cavalcade of movies before they bid you adieu...there's war satire, kids vs vampires, simmering westerns, pills that make you happy, colours that hypnotise, Natasha Lyonne as a Zuffalo...what's a Zuffalo you cry?? Tune in to find out and for so much more! Not to Columbo you all, but just one more thing - cheers for your ears, and for giving us space in your Mind Cinemas again this season, we've loved every second, and will be back soon for more, and if this is your first time hearing us, head back to Season 1 for a catch up before we return!

Show Notes

00:00 – 10:30 – Intro, what we have watched - 28 Years Later, The Order

10:30 – 1:28:30 – Graham and Luke pitch all the horses!

1:28:30 – 1:31:48 – Outro

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Season 3 Christmas Special

Tue, 23 Dec 2025 08:00:00 GMT

You didn't think we could let another Christmas go by without a visit from the Mind Cinema did you?? Hell no-ho-ho-ho! Rest assured this episode is more festive than Kevin McCallister laying a trap for a goose-fat-slathered Hans Gruber, and to top it off, we have a VERY special pitching guest - Producer Andy! We truly are festooning you with gifts! Andy, Graham and Luke pitch a movie alllll about the big man himself (Father Christmas, cool your jets Jim Caviezel!), who finds himself at the wrong end of a lawsuit served up by Big Tech, on the run in the Big Apple with only 12 days to clear his name...will FC reunite with his reindeer, release his incarcerated elves and wrestle Christmas back from the cold grasp of Bezos?! Grab a hot chocolate, a mince pie and tune in to find out...but before you do, all of the Racehorse Movies crew want to wish you and yours the very best at this time of year and want to thank you, as always, for joining us in the Mind Cinema!

Show Notes

00:00 – 15:50 – Intro, films of the year – Nosferatu, Hundreds of Beavers, Cloud

15:50 – 30:50 – Graham Luke and Producer Andy pitch Getaway (With Yule)

55:02 – 57:53 – Outro

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Earthwatch

Mon, 22 Dec 2025 08:00:00 GMT

Somehow we are already at the penultimate episode of Season 3 so this week Graham and Luke start to wrap things up with a bang! They channel their inner Blomkamp and pitch a full-bore sci-fi action spectacular with space ladders stretching up and away from a decrepit Earth, evil corporations flexing their might, and a space-wrench-weilding Laurence Fishburne...try saying that ten times after an eggnog! If this gets you all fired up for some more big-button, analogue sci-fi, then check out our other pitches for Luna Run, or Arceno's Adventure for more!

Show Notes

00:00 – 10:35 – Intro, what we have watched – The Reflecting Skin, Grosse Point Blank

10:35 – 30:50 – Graham and Luke pitch Earthwatch

30:50 – 33:03 – Outro

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Bowmark

Mon, 15 Dec 2025 09:03:26 GMT

This week Graham and Luke project a full blown blood and guts, hack and slash action movie to spatter some mud and blood all over your Mind Cinema screens! Cock your crossbows, don your finest suits of armour, and come wade through the quagmires of Agincourt with us...let us go back, waaaaaay back, to a time when battles raged, squires squired, and the longbow was the new terror technology of the battlefield. Will Artimus Hillwell prove warrior enough to survive the ordeals of war and exactly how many times will the 'research alarm' sound this episode?? Tune in to find out...

Show Notes

00:00 – 10:55 – Intro, what we have watched – American Movie, Friendship

10:55 – 32:20 – Graham and Luke pitch Rare Change

32:20 – 33:54 – Outro

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Rare Change

Mon, 08 Dec 2025 08:00:00 GMT

The Mind Cinema Rolling Roadshow is navigating the last few bends before the final straight of Season 3, so it's only right this week's pitch has a few twists and turns to match! In episode 9 Graham and Luke channel their inner Ealing comedy, and call upon the many talents of two Joneses (Toby and Catherina Zeta, no less!) for a pitch about coin collectors, femme fatales, triple crosses, heists, hoodwinks and cons. Welcome back everyone, bums in seats, sit back, enjoy, and make sure your tootsies don't get run over by a Segway riding Stanley Tucci!

Show Notes

00:00 – 12:40 – Intro, what we have watched – The Edge, Interview With a Vampire

12:40 – 34:18 – Graham and Luke pitch Rare Change

34:18 – 36:19 – Outro

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Handle With Care

Mon, 01 Dec 2025 08:00:00 GMT

This week Graham and Luke get all musical, but you have to promise to keep a lid on the rockin' and the rollin', or the gosh darned truck might just go up with a bang!! That's right, just like William 'somebody get this man a doctor!!' Friedkin did before us, we're reimagining Wages of Fear, or should we say Sorcerer?! Either way, this one is going to be chock full of some real life musical legends, playing a fictional band, in a remake of a remake of a book...this pitch has got more layers than an onion sat atop a mille-feuille, reading some Baudrillard, now jump in and get involved before the podcast explodes!

Show Notes

00:00 – 10:22 – Intro, what we have watched – Shakedown (aka Blue Jean Cop), The Running Man

10:22 – 31:45 – Graham and Luke pitch Handle With Care

31:45 – 34:16 – Outro

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Porter In The Park

Mon, 24 Nov 2025 08:00:00 GMT

Welcome back lovely listeners - first up, Porter is a type of beer! Second up, get ready to switch this one off if your mum and dad walk in, because this week Graham and Luke are going to turn up the heat a little, loosen a few buttons, get giddy with cupid's disease and roll out a grade-A NC-17 rated arthouse film for projection onto your Mind Cinema screens! What secrets, urges and ailments of body and mind hide behind the closed doors of Peacewater, Louisville? What humps, and what heaves? Will they be discovered, manipulated and exploited by the travelling psychoanalyst from afar?? Gather up your Von Triers, your Thomas Vinterbergs and your Ruben Östlunds and lets see what awaits us in the park...

Show Notes

00:00 – 08:40 – Intro, what we have watched – The Hard Way, Predator 2

08:40 – 27:44 – Graham and Luke pitch Porter In The Park

27:44 – 31:24 – Outro

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Season Three Mid-Season Break - The 90s Film Quiz!

Mon, 17 Nov 2025 08:00:00 GMT

This week there is a heady waft of tension-musk in the air of the Mind Cinema, as we partake in the first ever Racehorse Movies 90s Film Quiz! Graham and Luke tool up their grey matter and go head to head like a face-swapped Travolta and Cage hanging off the side of a hurtling speedboat, or a Keanu Reeves and Dennis Hopper atop a careening subway train! Not only do we have 90s-centric questions galore, but we are also going to formally introduce you all to the most wonderful Producer Andy, the devious brain behind all of the questions contained within this episode...Join us and test your own film knowledge alongside our two pitchers, hold onto your butts (and then put them in your seats, please), and get yourselves ready for a pop quiz, hot shot!

Show Notes

00:00 – 10:41 – Intro, some 90s movie chatter

10:41 – 56:52 – Producer Andy's 90s Film Quiz!

56:52 – 59:57 – Outro

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Malliot Vert

Mon, 10 Nov 2025 08:00:00 GMT

This week Graham and Luke squeeze themselves into some fetching green tights (a pair each, not both stuffed into one), and deliver up some bang for your buck with an anthology pitch for projection onto your Mind Cinemas! Settle yourselves down and get set for three tales, all linked together by a cursed pair of leggings...we have technicolour circus hijinks, Robin Hood giallo nightmares, and hair rock comebacks! Join us and discover how finite the list of tight-based occupations is, share a quick yearning for a Dirk Bogarde or two, and find out exactly how many Russell Crowes we can stuff into this pitch...spoiler alert - LOTS! Alllllso, If you fancy an anthology double-bill, then check out Starlight Stanley from Season 1!

Show Notes

00:00 – 07:33 – Intro, what we have watched – The Brink's Job, Tornado

07:33 – 27:27 – Graham and Luke pitch Malliot Vert

27:27 – 30:56 – Outro

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Lieutenant Mayne

Mon, 03 Nov 2025 08:00:00 GMT

We hope you are all suitably recovered from the terrors of last week's Halloween Special, and ready for another visit from the roamin', ramblin' Mind Cinema! This episode, Graham and Luke bring some feel good, barbershop-based shenanigans for you all to enjoy....after they have finished a quick foray into the realms of genetically mutated super soldiers, and taken a little stroll down serial killer boulevard. What advantages would having a lion's paw instead of a hand bring to hairdressing? Can we squeeze a stealth ThunderCats pitch in? Or indeed a Delroy Lindo?? Tune in to find out!

Show Notes

00:00 – 09:03 – Intro, what we have watched – F1, Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man

09:03 – 26:34 – Graham and Luke pitch Lieutenant Mayne

26:34 – 29:26 – Outro

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The Halloween Special....Part 3!

Thu, 30 Oct 2025 08:00:00 GMT

Boo!!! That surprised you all didn't it? Here's another surprise, if your trembling hearts can take it?! Yes, it's time for the RHM Halloween special! Huddled up in the back of the travelling Mind Cinema on a desolate moor, Graham and Luke ignore the baying of wolves, the incantations of dark practitioners, and fire out two horror pitches for projection onto your Mind Cinema screens! First up is the tale of a group of friends on a gruelling ascent up a mountain, made more dangerous by the fact a killer lies in their midst...and then we go way back to the Great Depression for our second pitch and follow a bloody trail through the Dust Bowl, in the wake of a strange creature hungry for fame, flesh and power...

Show Notes

00:00 – 08:46 – Intro, what we have watched – Weapons, Bring Her Back

08:46 – 28:00 – Graham and Luke pitch Devil's Peak

28:00 – 51:23 – Graham and Luke pitch Ruthless Ambition

51:23 – 53:23 – Outro

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King of Answers

Mon, 27 Oct 2025 08:00:00 GMT

Welcome back lovely listeners, to episode 4 of Season 3, where The Mind Cinema traveling roadshow barrels forth, like ol' Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express! This week Graham and Luke don their fedoras for a noir-esque procedural set in a TV studio...and then slowly over the course of the episode swap their felt hats for tin foil ones, as MK Ultra, the CIA, and experiments on mass obedience start to take root in the pitch - has Flloyd spiked the tea urn again in a fit of pique?! It's the perfect time of year to get spooked, so come join us for a televisual descent into the many mouths of madness....if you dare!

Show Notes

00:00 – 10:22 – Intro, what we have watched – Duel, Sinners

10:22 – 33:27 – Graham and Luke pitch King of Answers

33:27 – 34:57 – Outro

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I'm a Lumberjack

Mon, 20 Oct 2025 08:02:48 GMT

This week we kick things off with an extended couple of reviews, give a belated tribute to the spectacular Gene Hackman, and narrowly miss an impromptu Bob Seger serenade - and that's all before the pitching even kicks off! When it starts, boy does it kick, courtesy of Statham's size 12 stomping boots all over your Mind Cinema screens! That's right, Graham and Luke continue the trend of 'Jason Statham trade-based action movies' and turn the bestubbled punch machine into a lumberjackin', ex-marine who'll stop at nothing to protect his patch of forest - including indulging in a spot of bear-taming and chainsaw-kata, what a ride!

Show Notes

00:00 – 12:42 – Intro, what we have watched – Night Moves, Miracle Mile

12:42 – 35:40 – Graham and Luke pitch I'm a Lumberjack

35:40 – 38:40 – Outro

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Royal Rambler

Mon, 13 Oct 2025 07:00:00 GMT

This week the Mind Cinema barrels onwards, setting its sights on green pastures, rolling hills and the White Cliffs of Dover. Graham and Luke get all post-war and take us back to 1949 for a gentle, life-affirming Powell and Pressberger-style tale of an ageing cartographer on the run, mapping the very same route King Charles II fled across centuries before...Come with our two pitchers and revel in bucolic glory, feel the grass between your toes, and lets all ramble along in a story that would snuggle up nicely with Harbour Vision, from Season 1 - a double bill to warm the soul!

Show Notes

00:00 – 09:22 – Intro, what we have watched –The Surfer, Warfare

09:22 – 26:30 – Graham and Luke pitch Royal Rambler

26:30 – 29:15 – Outro

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The Jukebox Kid

Mon, 06 Oct 2025 07:00:00 GMT

Hello there you lovely listeners, we are back, and boy have we missed you all! After a catastrophic inferno at the Mind Cinema (courtesy of a haunted film reel, pitched in season 2!), Graham and Luke have dusted the soot off themselves, combed their singed hair, and taken the Mind Cinema out on the road while your cinema undergoes some serious repairs - as if mere flames could stop our two pals of pitchin' plenty! To kick off this leaner, meaner Racehorse Movies format we (barely) resist pitching a sequel to Lovin' Jukebox from Season 1 and instead begin our shiny new season with a 1950s set tale of a talented young man who is taken under the spell of a malignant Jukebox...Pull up a seat, wrap yourself in a blanket, and sit back while we project a few ideas all over the nearest wall...it's time to start Season 3!!

Show Notes

00:00 – 09:44 – Intro, what we have watched – Miami Blues, Diggstown

09:44 – 27:22 – Graham and Luke pitch The Jukebox Kid

27:22 – 29:00 – Outro

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The Halloween Special...Part 2!

Wed, 30 Oct 2024 20:37:04 GMT

The blood has been let, the sacrifices made, and the Psycho Kino is once again throwing open its doors and inviting you inside its depths (if you are brave enough to enter!). Come, come and gorge on sweet, succulent dread…Yes folks, it’s time for the second Racehorse Movies Halloween Special! Graham ‘Mass Murder’ Thomas, and Luke ‘Seared Flesh’ Searle deliver a bevy of beastly pitches for your Mind Cinema, if indeed your horrified peepers are bold enough to look beyond your finger-shield! Our two diabolical pitchers bring you Tobagonian folk-terror, human candles, insane surgeons, Giallo demons spewing fire, and that’s just for starters. There is also a mysterious warning from our very own Floyd ‘The Bud’ Cotton, about the malevolent Golden Maverick, that was assembled but months ago in this very cinema…will our pitchers make it out alive? Will you manage to keep a hold of your sanity as you enter the maelstrom of madness that lies but a play button press away?! There is only one way to find out!

Show Notes

00:00 – 05:15 – Intro, a letter from a dear friend

05:15 – 12:18 – What we have watched - Speak No Evil (2024), The Substance, Milk and Cereal

12:18 – 40:15 – Luke pitches Tobago Moon

40:15 – 1:13:02 – Graham pitches I'm Next

1:13:02 – 1:17:07 – Outro

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Season 2 Grand Finale!

Mon, 01 Jul 2024 07:00:56 GMT

Roll up, roll up one and all for the first ever Racehorse Movies Roadshow! In an unexpected turn of events, Graham and Luke have been summoned overseas to the offices of the Mind Cinema - is it finally time for our duo to receive their P45s?! Or will in fact they be able to save their skins by delivering a belting, jam-packed, surprise-filled episode chock-a-block with raging space battles, screwball comedies, Yetis, possessed boxers and the most heroic piece of fruit that has ever graced the silver screen?? Get comfy in your seats one last time, and join us for the Season 2 finale to find out!

Show Notes

00:00 – 05:25 – Introductions for some very special guests!

05:25 – 01:18:09 – Graham and Luke pitch all the horses!

01:18:09 – 01:20:50 – Outro

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Cornahilt Soldier & Late Night Talking

Mon, 24 Jun 2024 05:00:00 GMT

As we hurtle towards our season finale, Graham and Luke present a panoply of pitches for projection onto the screen of the Mind Cinema! Today's listings include a Bostonian gang war turned on it's head after a life coach is thrown unexpectedly into the mix, a John Hughes fantasy where phones can call the future, a Jarmuschian anthology with a smattering of Bakula...and....well, shucks - we don't want to spoil all the surprises, so sit back, get comfy, and let the penultimate episode begin!

Show Notes

00:00 – 06:08 – Into, what we have watched – Hit Man, Immaculate

06:08 – 39:39 – Luke pitches Cornahilt Soldier

39:39 – 01:08:50 – Graham pitches Late Night Talking

01:08:50 – 01:12:04 – Outro

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The Game Is Up & Twilight Kiss

Mon, 17 Jun 2024 05:00:37 GMT

Screw the silencers onto your Walther PPKs, slip on those tuxedoes, settle in your seats and stroke your complimentary Blofeld cats - it's time for the Racehorse Movies 'Bond, James Bond' Extravaganza! This week the Mind Cinema's very own Double O agents Graham and Luke pitch a couple of action-packed, globe-hopping tributes to MI6's most famous spy...Expect an episode stuffed full of evil masterminds hell bent on world domination, audacious set pieces, exotic locales, quips, gadgets, and henchmen ripped in twain, so fire up the projector and cue the John Barry already!

Show Notes

00:00 – 03:51 – Into, what we have watched – La Chimera, Cool Hand Luke

03:51 – 55:49 – Graham pitches The Game Is Up

55:49 – 01:35:20 – Luke pitches Twilight Kiss

01:35:20 – 01:37:56 – Horse name selection for next week, outro

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Kiss Me Moon & Dance And Glance

Mon, 10 Jun 2024 07:00:34 GMT

This week for his pitch Luke fries up some green tomatoes, and runs a river right through the Mind Cinema with a grand sweeping family epic stuffed full of generational resentment, lost love, and bare chested truck stop boxing. Next up Graham channels his inner Riddler and springs a surprise pitching game on our dynamic duo, throwing them headfirst into a whirlwind of remakes, multiple Martins, Michael Caines and Christopher Nolan vehicles - this way sweet madness lies! Special announcements, new team members, and a 'top humpers and heavers in film' discussion - it's another bumper episode!

Show Notes

00:00 – 06:17 – Into, what we have watched – Dune 2, Quota Quickies: Smokescreen, The Third Alibi

06:17 – 47:08 – Luke Pitches Kiss Me Moon

47:08 – 01:11:30 – Graham pitches Dance And Glance

01:11:30 – 01:15:16 – Horse name selection for next week, outro

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Mark Of Gold & Guard Your Dreams

Mon, 03 Jun 2024 07:00:24 GMT

This week in Episode 8, Luke dons his pith helmet, slings his rifle over his shoulder and marches us deep into the dark, sweaty, surreal heart of the Amazon Rainforest for an adventure crammed full of gold, greed, madness and folly...settle back in your seats and hear the speakers of the Mind Cinema tremble with the sounds of the flora and fauna! Graham pulls us back from the brink of forest based insanity, and brings a three layered sandwich to his pitching picnic, the first slice: a surprise Marvel pitch (cool it, Feige, we've lawyered up!), the filling: a moving sports drama, and the top slice: a very welcome visit from an old Podcast friend, who finds himself slap bang in the middle of a Jerry Bruckheimer action thrill ride!

Show Notes

00:00 – 06:38 – Into, what we have watched – Hypnotic, Raising Arizona

06:38 – 41:47 – Luke Pitches Mark Of Gold

41:47 – 01:22:13 – Graham pitches Guard Your Dreams

01:22:13 – 01:24:16 – Horse name selection for next week, outro

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Golden Maverick & Snow Forecast

Mon, 27 May 2024 07:00:05 GMT

This week, in a first for the Mind Cinema we receive a special delivery from our new friends at the Cinecittà Di Bologne...a mysterious box full of unassembled reels of film, a paper edit, and an invitation to assemble them into a semblance of a movie...who better to take on the task than our very own Graham and Flloyd 'the bud' Cotton! What secrets lay within the spools, and have we accepted a dark force into the walls of the projection booth...?? Luke, on the other hand, has a mangled VHS he's rescued from the recreation room player that he needs to make some sense of - and keeps the paranormal ball rolling with his tale of a serial killer stalking the rain soaked streets of Chicago, pulled right from the shelves of a 1990s Blockbuster!

Show Notes

00:00 – 06:23 – Into, what we have watched – Decision To Leave, Iconauta, Perfect Days

06:23 – 42:10 – Graham pitches Golden Maverick

42:10 – 01:18:44 – Luke pitches Snow Forecast

01:18:44 – 01:21:09 – Horse name selection for next week, outro

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Season 2 Mid-Season Break

Mon, 20 May 2024 07:00:33 GMT

Oooooohhhhhhh yeaaaaaahhhhh!! Pull on your spandex, you jabronis, it's time for the Racehorse Movies mid-season break - a wrestling spectacular to surpass the most star-studded of Royal Rumbles, can you dig it?! This week the Mind Cinema's very own Legion of Doom (Graham and Luke) sit down for a review and natter about The Iron Claw...they discuss the golden area of wrestling, favourite wrestlers turned actors and a whole bunch of wrestling themed movie suggestions. Duck under the ropes and join our duo on the mat for a relaxed, loosey-goosey hang.....it's a pleasure to have you here as always!

Show Notes

00:00 – 02:30 – Intro

02:30 – 14:56 – Graham and Luke chat about The Iron Claw

14:56 – 32:27 – Memories of wrestling, best wrestlers turned actors, movie accompaniments to The Iron Claw

32:27 – 34:12 – Outro

As discussed, here is a link to the Behind The Bastards_Podcast: Vince McMahon episode!

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Splashing Pilot & Freighttrain 1351

Mon, 06 May 2024 07:00:00 GMT

Come on in and make yourselves comfy in the Mind Cinema, we have a couple of humdingers ready for projection! This week Luke will be pitching a film about a slick, psychopathic businessman days away from a Really Big Deal - he's hopped up on more blow than a hurricane, and teetering on the edge of a complete meltdown...will a mysterious painting be the thing that tips him over the edge?! Graham keeps the pedal to the metal for his movie - with a Coen-esque chase across 1920s America. A bank robber and a young girl are thrown together by fate and forced to R-U-N-N-O-F-T from a villain more tenacious than a T-1000...there will be bullets, blood, music, magic and a whole lot of heart....but will there be redemption...?

Show Notes

00:00 – 07:41 – Into, what we have watched – You Made It Weird, Anatomy Of A Fall

07:41 – 42:13 – Luke pitches Splashing Pilot

42:13 – 01:21:14 – Graham pitches Freighttrain 1351

01:21:14 – 01:24:06 – Horse name selection for next week, outro

And for your listening pleasure, Graham has made a playlist to accompany last week's pitch for The New Lion!

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The New Lion & Air Apparent

Mon, 29 Apr 2024 07:00:59 GMT

This week in the Mind Cinema Graham serves up a visceral, visual delight with a love letter to one of his favourite filmmakers...expect an epic, story hopping fever dream chock full of montages, poetry and smoking - what a tribute! For his pitch, Luke has brought along not one, not two, but three reels to assemble for projection. Amongst the spools of celluloid are a sequel to a 90s classic, a generation spanning rivalry between two brothers and a morally bankrupt NASCAR comedy - we even throw in a bonus submarine fantasy movie and a skateboarding underdog story, what a haul!

Show Notes

00:00 – 06:18 – Into, what we have watched (or played!) – Horizon: Forbidden West, Sherlock Junior, The General, Saltburn

06:18 – 47:40 – Graham pitches The New Lion

47:40 – 01:07:57 – Luke pitches Air Apparent

01:07:57 – 01:10:37 – Horse name selection for next week, outro

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Saint Davy & Call Me Lord

Mon, 22 Apr 2024 07:00:00 GMT

Pull on your shades and lift those damned eyebrows, it's time for the first ever Mind Cinema Star Vehicle Spectacular! This week Graham and Luke have a smorgasbord of pitches all written for an absolute titan of acting, the wide grinnin', wolf-turnin', cherry-pit-spittin' bona fide movie legend that is Jack Nicholson! We'll get to see this most special of guests turn his many talents to playing a drifter on the run from his past, a Vietnam vet/guardian angel, a punk poet with one last wild ride left in his tanks and lots more. So without further ado, sit back, and let's hear it for Jaaaaaaaaaaack!

Show Notes

00:00 – 05:10 – Into, what we have watched - Argylle, Runaway Train,

05:10 – 43:43 – Luke pitches Saint Davy

43:43 – 01:18:26 – Graham pitches Call Me Lord

01:14:24 – 01:17:49 – Horse name selection for next week, outro

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Jagwar & Raymond Tusk

Mon, 15 Apr 2024 07:00:00 GMT

In Episode 3 the Mind Cinema rings with the sound of a gavel hammering as Luke pitches a military thriller ripped right out of the 1990s. Giving us enough corruption, conspiracy, and courtroom showdowns to make Rob Reiner raise his eyebrows, and displaying a knowledge of law so loose it would make Lady Justice blush. For Graham's movie, he dials up the paranoia and transports us smack bang into the 1970s, where no-one can be trusted, and nothing is quite as it seems! Expect more twists than a Curly Wurly as he begs the question...who....or what is Raymond Tusk?

Show Notes

00:00 – 07:10 – Into, what we have watched - Films to watch when you're feeling rough, Fall, Crawl, Willow, Enys Men

07:10 – 38:42 – Luke pitches Jagwar

38:42 – 01:18:26 – Graham pitches Raymond Tusk

01:18:26 – 01:22:18 – Horse name selection for next week, outro

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By The Grace & Luna Run

Mon, 08 Apr 2024 07:00:44 GMT

The Mind Cinema is truly in the pink this week with a couple of pitches that could have been hewn from the same rock....or should that be asteroid?! Graham goes medieval (emphasis on eval!) on our asses, tools up, lops the head off a wolf, plays the lute - and that's all within the first three minutes of his movie, things only get more weird and wonderful from there! Next up Luke takes the bloodied gore baton with an accidental spiritual sequel to Graham's pitch, set in space, where a crew of roughnecks embark on an easy-peasy haulage mission to a distant, powerful moon accompanied by a slimy company-man - what could go wrong?!

Show Notes

00:00 – 07:00 – Intro, what we've watched - The Zone Of Interest, The Holdovers, Das Boot

07:00 – 40:38 – Graham pitches By The Grace

40:38 – 01:21:00 – Luke pitches Luna Run

1:21:00 – 1:23:39 – Horse name selection for next week, outro

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Rock Steady Eddie and Bowler Jack

Mon, 01 Apr 2024 07:00:00 GMT

The doors are unlocked, the smell of popcorn once again wafts into the lobby, and somewhere deep in the rafters Lloyd is cracking his remaining fingers and getting ready to spool up the projector...that's right, the Mind Cinema is reopen for Season 2 of Racehorse Movies!! This week Graham and Luke are settled into the reupholstered seats, and ready to come out of the gate hot with a couple of pitches that will take you from the mean streets of Nottingham, to the candyfloss clouds around the Airship Avalon! We have a driving instructor whose past comes back to haunt her, taxidermy fox intimidation, young lovers singing and dancing in the skies and a bucket load of razzmatazz! Take a seat, and get yourselves comfy, let's get this show on the road shall we?

Show Notes

00:00 – 07:10 – What we have watched - Children Of Men, One Life, BBC iPlayer Classic Movies, Napoleon, Horror Express

07:10 – 10:33 – Listener Pitch for Must Meet Cecil

10:33 – 38:26 – Luke pitches Rock Steady Eddie

38:26 – 01:22:24 – Graham pitches Bowler Jack: Dancing on the Clouds

01:22:24 – 01:24:27 – Horse name selection for next week, outro

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The Christmas Special!

Sat, 23 Dec 2023 08:00:18 GMT

Open the eggnog, and pull those crackers early - 'tis time for the Racehorse Movies Christmas Special! Get yourselves out of the cold, and into the resplendent, cosy, snow dusted Mind Cinema, where our two pitching elves Graham and Luke sit eager to spin some festive yarns for you all! They have arrived with stockings crammed fit-to-burst and ready to unwrap...now, we don't want to go spoiling all of your prezzies buuuuut...in amongst the gifts are a Noël-noir, where a store detective must find out who killed Santa Claus; a psychiatrist vs Christmas addict in a Good Will Ho-ho-ho-nting style drama; an epic fantasy tale about the origins of Saint Nick himself; and a visit from an old adventure loving friend...speaking of friends, we at Racehorse Movies would like to send you all our warmest wishes at this most special time of year, as well as our great thanks for your patronage at the Mind Cinema these last 5 months, we have so loved having you here, and can't wait to see you again in the new year.

One last treat, a playlist of seasonally-appropriate songs, have a fantastic break!

Show Notes

00:00 – 11:30 – Some favourite Christmas movies and traditions

11:30 – 41:55 – Graham pitches Must Meet Cecil

41:55 – 1:30:51 – Luke pitches The Lovely Man

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The Halloween Special!

Mon, 30 Oct 2023 23:42:53 GMT

Welcome to the Psycho Kino, enter ye who dare!! On this most hallowed of eves, Graham 'Gorehound' Thomas and Luke 'Lycanthrope' Searle invite you to join them for a buffet of blood, a feast of fear, a smorgasbord of sinew in the Racehorse Movies Halloween Special! Cower before our two mongers of terror, and test the very mettle of your sanity as they pitch two tales pulled from the darkest corners of their imaginations. One, the story of a pub with a gruesome history going back generations, steeped in fearsome folklore. In the other, a young girl dabbles in the dark art of Ouija, unknowingly inviting a demonic presence to insinuate itself into her life, and to take dominion over her bloodline...Make yourselves comfy among the entrails, eyeballs and severed limbs (Lloyd assures us they are from the pound shop, please don't be too alarmed) as we bring you witches, wolves, vampires, spirit boards and headlights shining through torso-holes...Until we meet again, splendid listeners, keep out of the shadows, hang garlic in your eaves, and spare a thought for poor Baxter, who should have stayed well clear of the priest hole....Happy Halloween!!

Show Notes

00:00 – 12:46 – Horror movie memories and things that scare us....

12:46 – 56:47 – Luke pitches Lincoln's Inn

56:47 – 1:32:12 – Graham pitches My Clementine

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Season 1 Wrap Up

Mon, 09 Oct 2023 07:00:29 GMT

Come with us and stumble about in a darkened Mind Cinema for a super sneaky bonus episode to top off Season 1, try not to tread on too many toes on your way to your seats! This week our duo say one last hello and goodbye to you all and yap about dream invading koalas in builder outfits, send out a plea for a Henry Cavill arm-cock-of-approval, get stuck into some films we've watched and give a few alternate pitches for episodes past! Before Lloyd comes down from his booth and boots us all out on the street Graham and Luke scatter a few tasty tidbits for what's to come in Season 2, give some huge thanks, and then suggest we lock up and scarper...goodbye, take care...and don't worry, the doors won't stay locked for long!

Show Notes

00:00 – 05:20 – Intro, what we’ve been up to

05:20 – 16:00 – What we have watched - The Equalizer 3, Evil Dead Rise, 99 Homes, Dumb Money

16:00 – 44:09 – Graham and Luke give some alternate pitches - Fair Dinkum, Liberty Lane, She's The Danger, White Moonlight, Sicilian Defence

44:09 – 49:13 – Some big thank yous, a teaser or two for Season 2, and goodbye...for now...

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All The Horses

Mon, 02 Oct 2023 07:00:57 GMT

Roll up, roll up! It's here! Episode 12 of Racehorse Movies! After 11 (and a bit) weeks of pitches that have taken us from deep beneath the earth to the farthest reaches of outer space, we have come the end of this season. But don't weep into your (free) popcorn and instead stuff your sorrows into a sack, because boy have Luke, Graham and Lloyd 'The Bud' Cotton got a show for you! Firstly, Luke and Graham hold hands and take a windy walk down into the mists of the past to spins yarns over their first trips to the cinema and then...then they get a-pitchin'. And Lawks A-Lawdy do they get to a-pitchin! Every single horse. That's 15 nags, 15 pitches in a riotous season finale. Please feel free to read the next bit in Cheech Marin's voice just like in 'From Dusk Till Dawn'....'We got a ghostly Stan Laurel, we got 'Nam Vets making a stand, we got one-man gangs, we got influencers getting under the skin of their followers, we got the Saftie Brothers running amok with a beloved lanky Peckham chancer...we even got doggone cops and cops gone dogs. If you find dumber movie pitches based on racehorses anywhere else on your favourite streaming platforms then leeeiiisten to eeeeiitt'

Concessions are free, Lloyd has spooled everything up so get settled in for a rip-roaring end to the first season of Racehorse Movies.

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Show Notes

00:00 – 02:10 – Intro, what we’ve been up to

02:10 – 13:40 – A nice little trip down memory lane for some recollections of informative cinema experiences.

13:40 – 1:13:25 – Graham and Luke pitch them all. Every. Single. Horse. (insert Gary Oldman 'everyone' gif from Leon)

1:13:25 – 1:20:30 – Luke and Graham through in some alternative pitches from previous episodes

1:20:30 – 1:25:58 – Thanks and teary goodbyes...but no post-credit pitches, we’re not the MCU.

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Fair Dinkum & Stiletto

Mon, 25 Sep 2023 07:00:23 GMT

It’s time for Episode 11 and this week our boys have cooked up a couple of delectable treats for you in the Mind Cinema! Graham takes us deep into a sun scorched Australia with a gritty tale of a family torn apart, a whole heap of death-by-cow and a race through the unforgiving outback where cattle are worth more than gold. Luke goes slightly mad and delivers a musical/thriller/comedy/biopic of one of The Bronx's finest exports, taking a few teeny liberties with history for a tale of espionage, Berlin, and unexpected love transcending the Iron Curtain. Get yer bums on seats for the penultimate episode of Season 1, as Graham drops enough Aussie slang to make an in-his-prime Paul Hogan blush, and Luke drops a surprise colon!

As promised, here is Luke's End Of The Road playlist for your listening pleasure!

Show Notes

00:00 – 02:33 – Intro, what we’ve been up to

02:33 – 08:50 – What we have watched - Dead Man's Shoes, Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, Last Voyage of the Demeter, an apology to Lloyd...

08:50 – 43:40 – Graham pitches Fair Dinkum

43:40 – 1:22:27 – Luke pitches Stiletto

1:22:27 – 1:26:26 – A teaser for the finale…next week's race...

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Joan's Angel & Starlight Stanley

Mon, 18 Sep 2023 07:00:30 GMT

Episode 10 lands with a bang, as Luke lets more blood than the lifts in the Overlook Hotel. He pitches a gritty slice of action, set deep in Appalachia where not all angels have wings - some have hunting rifles. Graham is an agent of sweet chaos, and has a bag of surprises for Luke and the listeners as he brings us animation, war-monsters and a trip back to the 80s with his pitch (pitches?!)...ambassador, you are spoiling us! Settle down in the Mind Cinema, as we enjoy dismemberment, sharing a 'J T Walsh moment', and Graham's rather disarming 'sexy lynx' impression...

Show Notes

00:00 – 01:53 – Intro, what we’ve been up to

01:53 – 07:17 – What we have watched - Barbie, The Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Scrapper

07:17 – 43:56 – Luke pitches Joan's Angel

43:56 – 1:14:30 – Graham pitches Starlight Stanley

1:14:30 – 1:17:53 – Picking horses, outro…

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Sicilian Defence & White Moonlight

Mon, 11 Sep 2023 07:00:59 GMT

You are all most welcome to Episode 9, which sees Graham sharpening his sword, strapping on his sandals (he's certainly got the calves for it) and throwing us deep into the flaming chaos of one of history's greatest sieges, somebody get Ridley on the blower! Next to screen at the Mind Cinema is a strange Amblinesque adventure from Luke, as he takes us to the quiet English suburb of Acorn Rise, where a new resident harbours strange secrets in his swimming pool...Get yourselves comfy, sit back, and witness two grown men become utterly incapacitated by inadvertent innuendo.

Show Notes

00:00 – 03:19 – Intro, what we’ve been up to…RIP William Friedkin.

03:19 – 07:07 – What we have watched - Oppenheimer

07:07 – 47:38 – Graham pitches Sicilian Defence

47:38 – 1:21:21 – Luke pitches White Moonlight

1:21:21 – 1:24:51 – Picking horses, outro…

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Lose Your Wad & Liberty Lane

Mon, 04 Sep 2023 07:00:50 GMT

Episode 8 is here, and the Mind-Cinema is open! Lloyd ‘The Bud’ Cotton has spooled up two epic pitches for you all. Luke hauls ass and takes us on the run with some knockabout japes in Sweetwater, Texas while Graham watches Mannequin and gets completely the wrong idea in 1950s, Nevada. But before that, grab some pick ‘n’ mix from the lobby and listen to the boys get on their soapbox and extol the virtues and talent of Matt Johnson and the range and power of the mighty Glenn Howerton in the great indie movie ‘Blackberry’…

Oh, and as promised, here's a link to the amazing soundtrack from ‘Sorcerer’ by Tangerine Dream! You’re welcome :-)

00:00 – 02:42 – Intro, what we’ve been up to…

02:42 – 08:50 – What we have watched (or haven’t, as Luke confesses.)

08:56 – 40:35 - Luke pitches Loose Your Wad

40:35 – 1:21:21 – Graham pitches Liberty Lane

1:21:21 – 1:24:32 – Picking horses, outro…

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Madame Fenella & She's The Danger

Mon, 28 Aug 2023 07:00:57 GMT

In Episode 7, the boys are back and their jets are hot for a bumper episode of pitching! Graham slides on a wimple, goes to France and delivers a host of chilling surprises with his movie - one so shocking Luke nearly has a bit of a trouser mishap...and Luke takes us on a rip-roaring adventure, across at least one of the seven seas with a pitch acrid with musket smoke, and the scent of brine! Roll up for the Mind-Cinema, and get comfy while our duo talk over the best films to have a good cry to, the impact of Arnie on our young minds, and the benefits of weeping next to a Wookie...

Show Notes

00:00 – 03:29 – Intro, what we've been up to

03:29 – 08:34 – What we have watched - Arnold, The Eight Mountains, Succession

08:34 – 43:37 – Graham pitches Madame Fenella

43:37 – 1:22:13 – Luke pitches She's The Danger

1:22:13 – 1:24:53 – Horse name selection for next week, outro

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The Mid-Season Break!

Mon, 21 Aug 2023 07:00:32 GMT

In Episode 6.5, Graham and Luke have given our dear Projectionist, Lloyd 'The Bud' Cotton the week off for some dedicated R+R in Mauritius. This means we get to sneak you into the closed Mind-Cinema for a pitch-free chinwag, where our duo chew the film fat and dive into a host of things we have watched, try not to get re-angry about Ant Man And The Wasp: Quantumania and slip on our roll neck sweaters for a little poetry recital for you all...

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Show Notes

00:00 – 04:42 – Intro

04:42 – 24:00 – What we have watched - The Wicker Man, Rolling Thunder, Blind Fury, Asteroid City

24:00 – 25:47 – Some NeverPress news...

25:47 – 29:08 – Poem time, outro

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Mortal Vs Mortal

Mon, 14 Aug 2023 07:00:52 GMT

In Episode 6, we have a first for our intrepid pitchers, this week they have but one horse name to share between them! Join us for a battle of the genres as Mortal the Superhero movie goes head-to-head with Mortal the Gangster movie at the Mind-Cinema! We project a double-feature that will take you from deepest space, to the streets of Los Angeles, via a jaunt or two to the moon. Tune in to hear Luke and Graham practice their best 'bad-guy' voices, test the limits of Neil Armstrong's bravery, and leap over the thin blue line into a pit of vice and corruption!

Also, as promised, here is an Elliott Brood playlist we have put together for you lovely people, enjoy!

Show Notes

00:00 – 05:22 – Intro, what we've been up to/what we've watched - Magnolia

05:22 – 34:23 – Luke pitches Mortal

34:23 – 1:19:50 – Graham pitches Mortal

1:19:50 – 1:22:50 – Horse name selection for next week, outro

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Harbour Vision & Dream Harder

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 07:00:45 GMT

In Episode 5, Graham bends some rules with the bold addition of a colon to his pitch, and fills the Mind-Cinema with a tale of hope, love and sporting prowess. To counter such rampant positivity, Luke takes us back to war, with a tale of invention against the odds, and a friendship betrayed. Join us for some on-the-fly pitching, our duo serenading each other with a quite moving (and note-perfect) rendition of a classic film score, and the answer to the long standing conundrum of which actor is the polar opposite to Ray Winstone...

Show Notes

00:00 – 02:06 – Intro, what we've been up to

02:06 – 09:19 – What we've watched - Eden Lake, A Quiet Place Part 2

09:19 – 36:12 – Graham pitches Dream Harder

36:12 – 1:08:08 – Luke pitches Harbour Vision

1:08:08 – 1:09:40 – Graham’s alternate pitch for Harbour Vision

1:09:40 – 1:10:42 – Luke’s alternate pitch for Dream Harder

1:10:42 – 1:15:29 – Horse name selection for next week, outro

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Broomfield's Cave & The Rain King

Mon, 31 Jul 2023 18:17:09 GMT

It's time for Episode 4, so grab your muskets and gird your loins as Graham takes us on a surreal journey into the glistening, primordial ooze, where madness and cannibalism abound...Luke manages to resist pitching a Counting Crows biopic, and instead walks us through a scorched, unforgiving earth, many years in the future...

We also have a little prezzie for you lovely listeners, journey deeper into the imaginary with us, and please enjoy a Lovin' Jukebox soundtrack that Luke has put together for your listening pleasure, based on his pitch from Episode 1!

Show Notes

00:00 – 04:40 – Intro, what we've been up to

04:40 – 8:43 – What we've watched - Mullholland Drive, Plane, Antman and the Wasp: Quantumania

08:43 – 39:33 – Graham pitches Broomfield's Cave

39:33 – 1:12:30 – Luke pitches The Rain King

1:12:30 – 1:13:30 – Luke’s alternate pitch for Broomfield's Cave

1:13:30 – 1:14:38 – Graham’s alternate pitch for The Rain King

1:14:38 – 1:18:25 – Horse name selection for next week, outro

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One Hart & Dark Side Thunder

Mon, 24 Jul 2023 07:00:14 GMT

Welcome to Episode 3, where Luke has cheered up a little since last week, and goes al fresco with a tale of redemption and new starts in his pitch, and Graham ups his action game in the 'gator-strewn, muggy swamplands of New Orleans. Who are the best ‘camping film’ directors? Can love transcend the long-maintained inter-species barrier? Which animal is perfectly evolved to use a Ouija board? Press play, and find out!

Show Notes

00:00 – 02:50 – Intro

02:50 – 08:48 – What we have watched – Die Hart, A Civil Action, Sorcerer

08:48 – 37:11 – Luke pitches One Hart

37:11 – 1:12:52 – Graham pitches Dark Side Thunder

1:12:52 – 1:17:00 – Luke and Graham pitch alternative ideas for One Hart/Dark Side Thunder

1:17:40 – 1:21:01 – Horse name selection for next week, outro

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Alfarida & Maid To Shine

Mon, 17 Jul 2023 07:00:00 GMT

Welcome, movie fans, to Episode 2…this week sees a pitch from Luke that gets a teeny bit bleak in Harlem, so Graham reaches for the skies in to compensate with some aerial triumph! We learn some important life lessons, like don’t trust slimy company-men, or corrupt Aldermen, and wonder if we can entice J-Lo back to the silver screen…

Show Notes

00:00 – 02:23 – Intro

02:23 – 09:15 – What we've been up to/watched - The Omen, A Man called Ove

09:15 – 35:24 – Luke pitches Alfarida

35:24 – 1:05:58– Graham pitches Maid To Shine

1:05:58 – 1:07:38– Graham’s alternate pitch for Alfarida

1:07:38 – 1:10:55 – Luke’s alternate pitch for Maid To Shine

1:10:55 – 1:14:33 – Horse name selection for next week, outro

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Arceno's Adventure & Lovin' Jukebox

Mon, 10 Jul 2023 07:00:26 GMT

Episode 1 finds our intrepid pitchers ramping up the budgets and pitching a couple of bona-fide blockbusters for your mind cinemas! Join us as we journey from the cold depths of space, to the moist (sorry) jungles of Vietnam. Can a robot feel? Which actor is the epitome of a Marine? How to make a budget prop jukebox?? The answers lie within…

Show Notes

00:00 – 04:28 – Intro

04:28 – 26:25 – Graham pitches Arceno’s Adventure

26:25 – 40:52 – Luke pitches Lovin’ Jukebox

40:52 – 40:53 – Graham’s alternate pitches for Lovin’ Jukebox

40:53 – 45:17 – Luke’s alternate pitch for Arceno’s Adventure

45:17 – 46:29 – Horse name selection for next week, outro

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Ricky Langford & Six Hands In My Pocket

Wed, 05 Jul 2023 10:46:03 GMT

Aaaaand they’re off!! In this inaugural episode, our intrepid pitchers take the names of two fine steeds that have run in an actual race in actual reality, and turn those horse names into a couple of movie pitches for you to project onto your mind cinemas. Join Graham and Luke for talk of what we have watched recently, the hirsuteness of Nick Offerman, suppositories, lasers, and even more totally accurate science fiction terminology, courtesy of Racehorse Movies!!

Show Notes

00:00 – 02:51 – Intro

02:51 – 06:28 – What we have watched – Devs, Sunshine

06:51 – 38:14 – Luke pitches Ricky Langford

38:14 – 1:07:04 – Graham pitches Six Hands In My Pocket

1:07:04 – 1:09:10 – Horse name selection for next week, outro

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