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B-Sides: LAL S3 E22, Mama's Boy E7 + E8 (Finale!)

Fri, 18 Dec 2020 04:32:30 GMT

Opener/EVUHDENS: 0:00 - 19:00

Pod of Shame, TOW S2: 18:00 - 28:00

Lockup: 28:00 - 59:00

Mama's Boy: 1:00:00 - 1:32:00ish

Bachelor/ ending rants: 1:32 - end

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90 Day Fiance S8 E2 - Shame On You

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 04:24:07 GMT

Girl, you're hot sauce, Hella Hot Sauce
Pretty lil' ghost pepper burn my mouth/cock off
Girl, you're hot sauce, Hella Hot Sauce
So Fire, I can't see when your top off
I'm sorry if I'm jumping the pistol
But look how ass looks bumping my pistol
I'm a gentleman and a scholar so I'ma blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a- lemon twist vodka

0:00 - 8:00: Opener
8:00ish - 27:00ish: EVUHDENS
27:00 - 1:59:00: Recap
1:59:00 - END: Challenge Rant

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B-Sides: LAL S3 E21, Plathville E4 + E5

Fri, 11 Dec 2020 04:08:06 GMT

Timestamps:
Announcement/EVUHDENS/ News: 0:00 - 20:00ish

Lockup: 20:00ish - 1:00:00

Quick Bach Rant: 1:00:00 - 1:03:00

Plathville: 1:03:00ish - end

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90 Day Fiance S8 E1 - I Think You're My Future Wife

Tue, 08 Dec 2020 04:28:12 GMT

Alcoholics from the bayou, ALIENS, and glow-ups. This is the best episode of the season, when we’re still wide-eyed and too naive to think the worst of the new cast, and it’s too soon to remember why we hate the returning cast.

Anya, I apologize for Kyle's remarks on birth control availability in Russia. Feel free to correct him.

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B-Sides: LAL S3 E20, Mama's Boy E5 + E6

Fri, 04 Dec 2020 04:20:04 GMT

DEVIL DICK.

Timestamps:

0 - 28:00 - General BS + Evuhdens

28:00 - 31:30 - Quick Bach Rant

31:30 - 58:00 - Lockup

58:00 - End - Mama's Boy

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The Other Way S2 E22 - Season Finale!

Tue, 01 Dec 2020 04:38:31 GMT

Sumit and Jenny will never get married, but Kenny and Armando will, Ari and Bini might, and Brittany and Yazan.... probably won't?

Timestamps:

0:00 - 0:08 - Opening thoughts

0:08- 00:34 - EVUHDENS

00:34 - End - Episode

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B-Sides: LAL S3 E19 (Premiere), Plathville S2 E3

Sat, 28 Nov 2020 05:09:06 GMT

Timestamps are approximate because we got way off topic for a bit in the beginning!

0:00 - 12:00ish? EVUHDENS

12:00ish - start talking Plathville Ethan and Olivia Interview

14:00ish to 25:00ish - tangental story from Kyle

25:00 - 1:09:00 - Plathville

1:09:00 - end - Lockup

One minute Bach rant at the very end!

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The Other Way S2 E21

Wed, 25 Nov 2020 03:57:14 GMT

Jihoon continues to deliver with an inside view of a Korean wedding tradition; Jenny cries and screams a lot; Ari "behaves good" for a day during her son's baptism and seems to have fun with Bini and his family for a WHOLE ENTIRE DAY.

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Archives: Love After Lockup S2 Preview, Season 1 Recap (POD OF SHAME)

Mon, 23 Nov 2020 22:16:09 GMT

Reminder: No main episode today, it will be up tomorrow, so here is the long overdue beginning of LAL S2 Archives!

Original Air Dates:

11/29/18 and 12/2/18

Two archive episodes in one: LAL S2 First Look and Couples Preview, and LAL S1 Where are They Now? Recap.

MASSIVE POD OF SHAME. This shit is hysterical - we are shocked, SHOCKED to see someone changing their clothes on television. We had no idea what we were about to get into.

So yeah... at this point we knew basically nothing about meth or parole, don't come at me :P Also we were still sharing the same microphone, so the levels aren't going to be that great. Finally, this podcast was only about 3 months into us doing this and it's crazy to hear the difference vs now in a lot of ways.

Fun Quotes:

Kim on S2 Scott: "Endearing"

Kyle on Megan and Michael: "This is gonna be great!"

Kyle pretends to know... a lot about gun felonies and writing bad checks

"It's fun pure escapism!!!!"

"I was never scared walking around LA" <----- 6'5'' tall large bearded man

"Salt Lake isn't even a real city"

The episode cuts off a bit at the end because we go into some meta stuff that no longer applies. Enjoy!

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B-Sides: Love After Lockup S3 E18 Finale, Plathville S2 E2

Fri, 20 Nov 2020 05:04:34 GMT

I don't have timestamps because Kim fell asleep :D

Evuhdens, Lockup, and Plathville! Enjoy and if you are interested in switching from Patreon to Supercast as we mention in the episode, head to:

http://craycray.supercast.tech

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Gay Gray - Lockup Discussion!

Thu, 19 Nov 2020 13:30:44 GMT

Kyle and I will catch up on EVUHDENS, a bit more Lockup, and Plathville later tonight, but I'll just leave this here for now.

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The Other Way S2 E20

Tue, 17 Nov 2020 03:57:36 GMT

Jihoon has for EP Syndrome; Crunk ain't dead but Yazan's chunk of hair is; Sumit protects against the virus with a magic lanyard.

0:00 - 16:00 ish - EVUHDENS and LIOES

16:00 - 1:38:30 - Episode recap

1:38:30 - end - Next Time On

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B-Sides: Love After Lockup S3 E17 + Plathville S2 E1

Fri, 13 Nov 2020 03:52:00 GMT

Timestamps:

0:00 - 0:05 - Opener

0:05 - 00:18 - Season 8 of 90 Day!

00:18 - 00:25 - EVUHDENS

00:25 - 00:40 - Bach

00:40 - 1:18 - Lockup

1:18 - end - Plathville

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The Other Way S2 E19

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 03:04:14 GMT

Shit gets even more depressing and insane when Brittany returns to Jordan and wears open-toed shoes to a market. Mother Cheesedick arrives and stirs up a sh*t pot. Kenny and Armando are absent, which makes us sad.

0:00 - 19:00 - opener and EVUHDENS

19:00 - 1:35:00ish - Episode

1:35:00 - 1:45:00 ish - we get sidetracked and talk Bachelorette for a hot second

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B-Sides: Love After Lockup S3 E16 + Marrying Millions S2 E9+10

Fri, 06 Nov 2020 05:02:43 GMT

Timestamps:

EVUHDENS: 0:00-25:30

Lockup: 25:30 - 1:03:00

Marrying Millions: 1:03:00 - end!

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The Other Way S2 E18

Tue, 03 Nov 2020 04:34:22 GMT

Good Evening, My Dick!

Heavy Episode. We tried our hardest to make it fun.

0:00 - 22:30ish - EVUHDENS

Rest of the episode is recap!

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B-Sides: Life After Lockup S3 E15 + Marrying Millions S2 E7+8 + Bach Rant

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 03:07:06 GMT

0:00 - 19:00 - Evuhdens/ Lioes/ We Are Not TLC Emails

19:00 - 24:30 - Kyle Casino Stories

24:30 - 58:00 - Lockup

58:00 - 1:34:30 - Marrying Millions

1:34:30 - end - Bach Rant with Kyle's wife

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The Other Way S2 E17 - Terrible puns about a bris edition

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 03:35:23 GMT

It is pretty much all episode today, but here are some important timestamps:

30:30 -> 42:30 Animal related stuff with Ari. DON'T LISTEN if you are sensitive to what happened this episode with the goat/sheep (whatever it was) situation.

1:07 - 1:14 We literally talk about Kyle's dick, sooooooooo skip over or directly to this point depending on your mood state.

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B-Sides: Darcey and Stacey E10 + Life After Lockup S3 E14 + Marrying Millions S2 E5+6

Fri, 23 Oct 2020 03:42:55 GMT

Timestamps:

0:00 - 22:00 - EVUHDENS (there's some triggering stuff, we give warning)

22:14 - 46:17 - Starcey

46:17 - 1:25:35 - Lockup

1:25:35 - end - Marrying Millions

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The Other Way Season 2 Episode 16

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 03:57:28 GMT

EVUHDENS and INTRO: 0 - 29 ish

Episode - 29 - End

Cheesedick and Meylza discuss the finer points of the RossVRachel "were they broken up" conundrum; Kenny and Armando depart San Felipe and everyone is sad; Deavan really hates Jihoon and cant hide it, even when he talks about his anal; Yazan is destitute and Brittney can't care; and... wow. Some heavy stuff on the Baby's baby front. I mean... Simba? Really? Fuck my life.

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B-Sides: Darcey and Stacey E8, E9 + Life After Lockup S3 E13 + Marrying Millions S2 E4

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 03:07:14 GMT

Timestamps:

Spoiler discussion: 2:30 - 8:30

EVUHDENS: 8:30 - 16:20

Starcey: 16:20 - 54:30

Lockup: 54:30 - 1:34:15

Millions: 1:35:15 - end!

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The Other Way S2 E15

Tue, 13 Oct 2020 03:21:14 GMT

Brittany has a fake court date; Sumit fights with his parents; Kenny learns how to say two words of Spanish… kind of (but not really.)

0:00 - 15:00ish - EVUHDENS and BS

15:00 - 1:42:00 - Episode

1:42:00 - end - Next Time On

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B-Sides: HEA S5 Tell All Part 3 + Life After Lockup S3 E12

Fri, 09 Oct 2020 03:12:04 GMT

EVUHDENS - 0:00 - 13:00

Tell All - 13:00 - 1:00:00

Lockup - 1:00:00 - end

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Happily Ever After S5 Tell All Part 2

Tue, 06 Oct 2020 02:37:41 GMT

Tammy has some serious domestic travel in her future.

0:00 - 19:00 EVUHDENS

19:00 - 23:50 We Are Not TLC

23:50 - 1:47:22 Tell All

1:47:22 - WYR's and Wrap Up

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B-Sides: Darcey & Stacey E67 + Marrying Millions S2 E3

Fri, 02 Oct 2020 02:56:54 GMT

Watch tv, have sex, work out, cook, watch tv, have sex, work out, cook, watch tv, have sex, work out, cook.

0:00 - 27:45 - EVUHDENS

27:45 - 1:15:20 - Darce and Stace

1:15:20 - end - Marrying Millions

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Happily Ever After S5 Tell All Pt1 + Lockup S3 E11

Tue, 29 Sep 2020 02:56:32 GMT

We ended up covering Lockup too because we only talk about the Tell All for just over an hour.

0:00 - 20:00 - Opener and EVUHDENS

20:00 - 1:12:00 - HEA Tell All

1:12:00 - End - Lockup

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B-Sides: Marrying Millions S2 E1+2 + Life After Lockup S3 E10

Fri, 25 Sep 2020 02:28:05 GMT

$40 million, let's split the check.

Lots of bullshitting at the beginning of this one so here are the timestamps:

0:00 - 14:00 - Personal rants about nachos and PFIL

14:00 - 30:30 - EVUHDENS

30:30 - 1:30:30 - Marrying Millions

1:30:30 - end - Lockup

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Happily Ever After S5 E15 - Season Finale

Tue, 22 Sep 2020 03:13:24 GMT

High, round, tight, big... good cleavage.

0:00 - 5:00 - Intro

5:00 - 23:00 ish - EVUHDENS

23:00 - end - Episode + Season thoughts

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B-Sides: Darcey and Stacey S1 E4+5 + Life After Lockup S3 E9

Fri, 18 Sep 2020 02:59:00 GMT

This week on Darcey and Stacey, we learn about Bulgaria: F*cking and Roses.

Life After Lockup is depressing.

0:00 - 19:00 - EVUHDENS

19:00 - 1:04:30 - Darcey and Stacey

1:04:30 - end - Lockup

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Happily Ever After S5 E14

Tue, 15 Sep 2020 02:04:29 GMT

We were just expecting sadness and poverty, but we were actually delighted by the Moldovan wedding!

0:00 - 15ish - EVUHDENS

15:00 - end - Episode

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B-Sides: Darcey and Stacey S1 E2+3 + Love After Lockup S3 E8

Fri, 11 Sep 2020 01:34:18 GMT

Watch out for those windshield wipers.

0:00 - 10:00 - EVUHDENS

10:00 - 53:00 - Darcey and Stacey Episodes 2+3

53:00 - end - Lockup "Mid-Season" (?) Finale

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Happily Ever After S5 E13

Mon, 07 Sep 2020 23:20:53 GMT

Everyone's dick still doing good? Great.

INTRO 0- 07:30

EVUHDENS 7:30- 30:30

EPISODE 30:30 - End

Coltee gets dumped, but it's not at all his fault according to Debbie; Larissa and Jess talk about the mushroom; Andrei tells the same story eight times before family Libby sort of (?) get it; Angela NEEDS A DAMN CIGARETTE AND HOLD MUH TITS JOJO; Kalani and Asuelu go to a competent therapist; Tania and Syngin start with Jagerbombs and... things deteriorate.

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B-Sides: TOW S2 E14 + Love After Lockup S3 E7

Fri, 04 Sep 2020 03:13:41 GMT

The long-awaited mid-season finale...

0:00 -18:30 - EVUHDENS

18:30 - 22:30 - Kyle family drama

22:30 - 1:18:00 - TOW

1:18:00 - end - Lockup

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Archives: 90 Day Fiancé S6 E11

Tue, 01 Sep 2020 22:00:00 GMT

If you're fixin' to feel super depressed, listen to the first 30 minutes of this podcast where we review 'Christmastime at the Eric and Leida household 2018.'

To bring our spirits back up, at the 40 minute mark, we have a long Fioghtin' Round the World segment.

We kind of start reviewing the actual episode around Minute 55.

#Kylesalwaysrightsometimes :: "Kalani and Asuelu will definitely never be on the show again.”

#Mellons.

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Happily Ever After S5 E12

Tue, 01 Sep 2020 03:05:16 GMT

Andrei’s not-so-shady secret revealed; MyKal accidentally takes a look at an incredible butt that NO HUMAN ON EARTH could look away from.

0-17 min - EVUHDENS

17 min on - episode

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B-Sides: TOW S2 E13 + Love After Lockup S3 E6

Fri, 28 Aug 2020 01:20:51 GMT

Timestamps:

0:00 - 19:00 - EVUHDENS

19:00 - 23:00 - We Are Not TLC Emails

23:00 - 1:06:00 - TOW

1:06:00 - END - Lockup

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Happily Ever After S5 E11

Tue, 25 Aug 2020 02:59:37 GMT

Grapes!?

F*ckin' peasants.

0:00 - 12:00 ish - EVUHDENS and opening

12:00 - 1:46:00 - Episode

1:46:00 - end - Next Time On and Closing Thoughts

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B-Sides: TOW S2 E12 + Love After Lockup S3 E5

Fri, 21 Aug 2020 00:09:35 GMT

JAGER BOMBS.

0:00 - 23:00 - EVUHDENS and general bullsh*t

23:00 - 59:00 - TOW

59:00 - end - Lockup

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Happily Ever After S5 E10

Tue, 18 Aug 2020 00:53:20 GMT

0:00 - 17:30ish - EVUHDENS, Darcey and Stacey thoughts, BS

17:30 - end - Episode

Syngin’s friends have strong opinions about his weight since moving to America; Debbie sucks; Asuelu wants to be “like an American man."

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B-Sides: TOW S2 E11, Love After Lockup S3 E4

Thu, 13 Aug 2020 02:33:53 GMT

Pole is still on Instagram.

0:00 - :28 - EVUHDENS and general banter about Kim's naked lady fridge

:28 - 1:07 - TOW

1:07 - end - Lockup

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Happily Ever After S5 E9

Mon, 10 Aug 2020 04:50:30 GMT

WHO STARTED THE FIGHT? .... and Asuelu makes out with his mom... and Jess leaves Colt to bang her ex. We're here for it.

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B-Sides: TOW S2E10, Love After Lockup S3E3

Fri, 07 Aug 2020 02:50:51 GMT

Do you like the piano? Do you like drums? What about.... ASS PIANO AND BUTT DRUMS?!?! Welcome to 90 Day Fiance. We're glad you're here. Don't be jelly.

0-6 min Intro

6-16 min EVUHDENS and a few we-are-not-TLC-Emails, more misc chatter

16-1:10 - The Other Way

1:10 -> End Love After Lockup to wrap it up!

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Happily Ever After S5 E8

Tue, 04 Aug 2020 02:51:44 GMT

ONE GLASS OF WINE AND LIBBY SAY STUPID STUFF; Kalani and Asuelu consider how much it will cost to buy Asuleu’s mother’s love; Pole explains his “ferret days” are long in the past.

0 - 20:00 EVUHDENS (Pole and Karine, Trigger warning DV, abuse, all the things)

20 - end - Episode Recap

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B-Sides: Indian Matchmaking + TOW S2 E9 + LAL S3 E2

Fri, 31 Jul 2020 03:09:34 GMT

I'll make that mistake again I'll spend that money the bird is going to look at the bridegroom buy five save five.

Timestamps:

0 - 10:00ish - EVUHDENS

10:00 - 33:00 - Indian Matchmaking high-level thoughts

33:00 - 1:25:00 - The Other Way

1:25:00 - end - Love After Lockup

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Happily Ever After S5 E7

Tue, 28 Jul 2020 01:40:06 GMT

HORMONES OR DUMB? … And other tales of Andrei and Libby.

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B-Sides: The Other Way S2 E8 + Love After Lockup S3 E1

Thu, 23 Jul 2020 01:30:34 GMT

Would you rather: Fly strip in the kitchen, or carpet in the bathroom?

Timestamps:
General rambling:   0:00 - 8:15
We Are Not TLC:   8:15 - 12:00
TOW:   12:00 - 1:02:30
LAL:   1:02:30 - end

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Happily Ever After S5 E6

Tue, 21 Jul 2020 04:42:30 GMT

Listen Double, this was a fun episode. Kim is a freakin' trooper for finishing because she felt sick the entire time, what a goddamn professional. Although she really should listen to me telling her how to live her entire life and shit.

Debbie, Colt, and Jess's creepy love triangle is hard to watch, particularly the look of horror and jealousy on Debbie's face when Colt describes their fuck decibels; Andrei and Libby yell at each other on camera, tour wedding venues, get baptized, go to the park, and have a really odd dinner with the family all in ONE EPISODE; Low explains how he doesn't want to repeat the mistakes of the past while simultaneously threatening to beat Asuelu; Tania is a good partner (????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!); and Angela.... is not. She is the worst.

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BONUS: Catching Up with Erin Martin

Sat, 18 Jul 2020 03:01:00 GMT

I was able to catch up with Erin Martin this week about TOW (including some TOW tea!), Paul's history of arson, and the LAL S3 First Look.

There is a SPECULATIVE SPOILER at 28:30 for TOW.

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B-Sides: The Other Way S2 E6 + E7

Fri, 17 Jul 2020 02:46:09 GMT

LIKE A BABY.

Now get some SOAP to clean out that WATER BARREL.

We talk EVUHDENS for about 4 minutes before we launch fully into Yazan and Brittany and continue from there. Just too much episode stuff to cover.

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Happily Ever After S5 E5

Tue, 14 Jul 2020 01:59:27 GMT

Team Libby, Team Andrei, or Team ABSOLUTELY NO ONE.

Timestamps:
5:00 - 11:30ish: EVUHDENS
11:30 - 20:15: We Are Not TLC Emails
20:15 - End: Episode recap

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90 Day Classic S5 E11 + S5 E12

Thu, 09 Jul 2020 14:43:04 GMT

We're finally wrapping up our recaps of Season 5.

In episodes 11 and 12, we see everyone get married, and a lot of weird David and Annie fights that we'd rather not remember.

And oh yeah, Luis' brother picks him up from Molly's house and Luis makes an exit in under 30 seconds.

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Happily Ever After S5 E4

Mon, 06 Jul 2020 04:46:02 GMT

Asuelu is on a bus somewhere, maybe to Utah? Mother Debbie invites herself on her son's bang trip and Jess never explicitly gives consent; Andrei is surprisingly NOT the one that blows up at the unsuspecting airline employee for Libby's luggage being a 1/2 pound over the allowable weight.

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B-Sides: The Other Way S2E5

Thu, 02 Jul 2020 23:54:32 GMT

Heavy episode! Except when we talk about Corey's dong for five minutes.

Deavan hates her husband, and momma Deavan hates everything if it's not 'Murican. Kenneth cries a lot (we love you but get to fucking Mexico already), Areola is on her way and we meet Biniyam, Tim Texas Cheese Dick seems like a pretty boring dude, and Yazan... well, it's not great. We get into it.

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Happily Ever After S5 E3

Tue, 30 Jun 2020 04:06:42 GMT

Larissa goes on a date with Matt, who I believe to be a complete maniac. Dont come at me. Coltee and Jess are in love? (megasigh). Asuelu ponders the big questions, like - can girl be doctor? And, is 7% risk of death a reasonable risk to take for my children? Syngin can't do literally the only thing you need to be able to do at an Irish pub; Sisters Libby can't decide if they want to go to the most dangerous place on earth; Pole and Karine arrive in Kentucky, and Karine has completely and totally just given up.

We left in an ad for our new sponsor adam and eve because Kim and I were talking about cocks. You're welcome.

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B-sides - EVUHDENS + TOW S2 E4

Fri, 26 Jun 2020 02:37:37 GMT

Armando and Kenny will save us!

Timestamps:

0:00 - 23:00 EVUHDENS and other bullshit

23:00 - 28:00 - SPOILER

28:00 - END - TOW S2 E4

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Happily Ever After S5 E2

Wed, 24 Jun 2020 01:54:50 GMT

Andrei plans a $40k wedding in THE MOST DANGEROUS COUNTRY ON EARTH; Colt is terrible; Angela discovers she hath not an egg.

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B-Sides - TOW S2 E3 + BT90 S4 Tell All Part 3

Thu, 18 Jun 2020 20:00:02 GMT

I think everyone wanted a Part 3 to this Tell All as much as they wanted Tom to read that letter.

But we looooooove TOW (almost as love as we love Yazan's brother!)

Timestamps:

EVUHDENS 00:0 - 0:03 minutes

We are not TLC emails 00:3 - 0:13

Tell All P3 - 0:13-0:28

Tow: 0:28 - end

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(2/2) Happily Ever After S5 E1 Part Two

Tue, 16 Jun 2020 02:11:18 GMT

In part two, Angela screams at Mikal about a ring tone (just get over to Nigeria already, I can't), Andreiiiiiiii makes the shittiest pitch ever for what could be a super cool destination wedding, and Asuelu hands out yogurt samples before getting the birds and the bees talk from papa. Along with the ol' "Shape up or i'll beat the shit out of you and get you daport'd." Ah good old dad talk.

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(1/2) Happily Ever After S5 E1 Part One

Tue, 16 Jun 2020 02:08:31 GMT

HEA. It's here. And.... it wasn't that bad? We go deep on why we aren't running for the hills so far this season.

In part one we talk a lot of EVUHDENS, then dive into Coltee. I could have done without the shower scene, I don't know about you.

Larissa ***LITERALLY BUYS A BUTT***, then asks her dad for cash before... going... to get bigger boobs. We're here for it.

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B-Sides - BT90 S4 Tell All Part 2 + TOW S2 E1

Fri, 12 Jun 2020 02:54:27 GMT

You guys, I forgot to take notes for the timestamps. We talk EVUHDENS for about 15 minutes, Tell All Part 2 until about :45 and then we talk about TOW for the rest of the pod.

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90 Day Gay Cray Round 2

Thu, 11 Jun 2020 21:13:07 GMT

Kyle and I were able to catch up with Matt and Poodle this week!

We dish about the Tell All..... initial thoughts on TOW S2 cast.... kind of? I'm honestly not sure what we talked about, but it's fun :-)

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(2/2) Before the 90 Days S4 Tell All Pt 1 (Part 2)

Tue, 09 Jun 2020 03:08:46 GMT

In part two, we talk about everyone else - Avery/Ash, Steph/Erika, Yolanda and Nobody, and the Darce.

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(1/2) Before the 90 Days S4 Tell All Pt 1 (Part 1)

Tue, 09 Jun 2020 03:06:07 GMT

TELL ALL TIME! Could you hate Ed any more than you already do? Does Stephanie seem like an asshole? Are all italians screaming maniacs? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!

In part one we have a long intro, talk EvUHDeNS, then get into Big Ed for a long ass time.

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B-Sides - TOW S2 Sneak Peak + Loren and Alex Baby Special!

Fri, 05 Jun 2020 04:00:58 GMT

First we talk TOW S2 Sneak Peak (it's about an hour, it's on the TLC GO app now!). If you don't want to be spoiled on the intros, skip it!
The last ten minutes, Kim talks about her high-level thoughts on the Lore and Alexei baby special.

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B-Sides - EVUHDENS + Pod of Shame + Self-Quarantined E6

Fri, 05 Jun 2020 03:58:06 GMT

Timestamps:

0:00 - 19:00 - EVUHDENS

19:00 - 40:00 - Pod of Shame BT90D S4

40:00 - 1:02:00 (end of Part 1) - Self-Quarantined E6

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Before the 90 Days S4 E15

Tue, 02 Jun 2020 02:46:13 GMT

This episode wasn't great and not much happened.

David continues to moan, and not understand what an appropriate length for a hug is.
Stephanie whines some more about trust. Ed has a very forgiving daughter.

Timestamps:
EVUHDENS and general BS: 0:00 - 28:00
Episode recap: 28:00 - end

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B-Sides: 90 Day Classic S5 E10

Sat, 30 May 2020 00:47:19 GMT

I had a drink and then called Josh "Jason" several times during this podcast.

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B-Sides - EVUHDENS + Self-Quarantined E5

Sat, 30 May 2020 00:43:43 GMT

Timestamps:
0:00 - 23:00 - EVUHDENS, general BS

23:00 - 54:30 - Self-Quarantined Episode 6 (That's right, Kyle - I checked and it WAS Episode 6! How did we get here!?)

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Before the 90 Days S4 E14 - Part 2

Mon, 25 May 2020 22:58:49 GMT

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

We go really deep on David. Apologies in advance. REMINDER: David still doesn’t have Lana’s phone number.

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Before the 90 Days S4 E14 - Part 1

Mon, 25 May 2020 22:56:55 GMT

There was so much BGL this episode - let's talk about HOW SHE IS DOING EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO BLEND INTO HIS CULTURE.

First 30 minutes are EVUHDENS, We Are Not TLC, and other high-level thoughts from Kim and Kyle.

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B-Sides - Self-Quarantined E5 + Classic S5 E9

Fri, 22 May 2020 03:15:41 GMT

Timestamps:

EVUHDENS + We Are Not TLC emails: 0:00 - 16:30

Self-Quarantined: 16:30 - 44:30

Would You Rather: 44:30 - 47:00

S5 E9: 47:00 - End

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Before the 90 Days S4 E13

Tue, 19 May 2020 02:57:01 GMT

Lisa is somehow EVEN WORSE than in previous episodes; Ed tries to squeeze out a single tear but doesn’t succeed; Ash wears a towel; Erika just doesn’t give a f*ck anymore, and we’re with her.

Timestamps:
00:00 - 40:00 - EVUHDENS and We Are Not TLC Emails

40:00 - end - Episode discussion and recap

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(2/2) B-Sides - Classic S5 E8

Fri, 15 May 2020 03:49:33 GMT

Nickle physically corners Azan at his aunt's house; Nikki's brother calls David a Ninja Turtle Batman; Luis has his bachelor party AND IT WILL NOT END AT 10PM!

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(1/2) B-Sides : Evuhdens + Tell All Leak + Self-Quarantined E4

Fri, 15 May 2020 03:48:42 GMT

Timestamps:
0:00 - 20:00 - EVUHDENS

20:00 - 38:30 - Leaks (some Spoilers!)

38:30 - 1:00:30 - Self-Quarantined E4

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Before the 90 Days S4 E12 PART 1

Tue, 12 May 2020 03:17:31 GMT

IMPORTANT: Spoilers are discussed from 8:30 - 28:15

If you do not want spoiled, please skip 8:30 - 28:15!

This is like the Season 6 days when we had 40 minutes of EVUHDENS every episode! We talk the Tell All leak, Big Ed schtuff, and a few other bits and bobs.

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Before the 90 Days S4 E12 PART 2

Tue, 12 May 2020 03:15:24 GMT

Episode Recap!

Avery remains calm despite the man-baby losing his shit; Stephanie throws a bowl; David get one-upped by a children's hockey game.

ROSE IS HERO.

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(2/2) B-Sides + Classic S5 E7 Part 2

Fri, 08 May 2020 04:04:19 GMT

We cover a fantastic season 5 episode on part two of b-sides, then the token Kim challenge rant, then we talk MASSIVE, HUGE SPOILERS SERIOUSLY DON'T LISTEN if you want to stay pure for the Tell all for the current season! For real you will find out the biggest thing that happens.

S5E7: 0 - 1:03:30

Challenge rant - 1:03:30 - 1:09:30

SPOILERS start at 1:09:45 minute mark!

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(1/2) B-Sides + Self-Quarantine E3

Fri, 08 May 2020 04:02:05 GMT

SO MACH TO COVER SO MACH!!! In part one we cover EVUHDENS, we are not TLC emails including maybe the champion of we-are-not-TLC emails, and self Quarantine episode three.

OPENING: 0:00- 02:00

EVUHDENS: 02:00 - 11:23

We are not TLC: 11:23 - 22:15

Quarantined E3: 22:25 - 46:25

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(2/2) Before the 90 Days S4 E11 Part Two

Tue, 05 May 2020 03:48:43 GMT

Erika comes out to her incredibly loving parents; Yolanda... I can't really even make dumb jokes anymore because it's sad; David similarly doubles down on stupid and gets more scary every episode; Avery gets verbally assaulted by the extremely hormonal Ash and needs to go back to America right the F now; Tom talks to Lana on speaker in a wine bar.

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(1/2) Before the 90 Days S4 E11 Part 1

Tue, 05 May 2020 03:48:21 GMT

Get your snickers ready for this downer of an episode! We start off with a good 20 minutes of EVUHDENS, then...

Usman and Lisa somehow are still trying to get married, but Lisa doesn't know what a scanner is; Big Ed... well we get to see a lot of his damn gut this episode, as Rose recounts the various horrors inflicted on her and the audience;

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Archives: 90 Day Fiancé S6 E10

Sat, 02 May 2020 12:00:02 GMT

This is the first episode we recorded in the New Year in 2019, when we had both come back from vacation and recorded 5 episodes in one day. I honestly don't think we could do that again.

Timestamps

1:00-28:20: EVUHDENS

28:20-38:00: An extra special, extra long “Fioghtin’ Round the World (Drunk Kyle talks to Jon Walters on a Mexican beach)

38:00-End: Episode Recap

We STILL are speaking positively about Ashley #podofshame; Colt's Dick-Gate happens; for some reason, Kim thinks that Larissa has 'marketing opportunities;' Jesse holds a meet and greet at a New York pizza parlor.

Stephen is still trying to steal a baby, but don’t worry, Red Sparrow is on the case.

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B-Sides: Self-Quarantined E2 + 90 Day Classic S5 E6

Fri, 01 May 2020 03:15:42 GMT

Timestamps:
0:00 - 24:00 - Chit chat, EVUHDENS, etc.

24:00 - 37:15 - Self-Quarantined

37:15 - end - S5 E6

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(2/2) Before the 90 Days S4 E10 Part 2

Tue, 28 Apr 2020 03:55:55 GMT

In part two of this ridiculous episode, Lisa gives the bird to Usman after he watches Ash's seminar, David meets Polish Father in Law, and Yolanda blah blah I'm really dumb etc etc.

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(1/2) Before the 90 Days S4 E10 Part 1

Tue, 28 Apr 2020 03:55:33 GMT

This entire episode is about the seminar. The greatest scene in 90 Day History??? You decide, unless you're a woman, in which case, make me a sandwich.

Steph and Erika have real dates? Australian to the max, but still dates. Big Ed smells, but he can't help but comment on other smells he is experiencing. Finally in part one, we talk for so, so long about our new obsession, women are from venus and men are from the better place.

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Unorthodox with Erin Martin

Sat, 25 Apr 2020 20:01:00 GMT

WARNING: Sound quality is questionable! I laugh super loud into the speaker because my microphone didn't connect and uses my MacBook speakers for input.

Also this is kind of a bummer show, so if you're feeling bummery - save it for another time! :-)

We cover Netflix's miniseries "Unorthodox" (as well as my comments from reading the book).

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B-Sides Part 2: Self-Quarantined E1 + 90 Day Classic S5 E5

Sat, 25 Apr 2020 16:53:16 GMT

Take 2!

Timestamp: 0:00 - 30:00 Chit chat + Self-Quarantined; 30:00 - end S5E5 recap

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B-Sides 4/23/2020

Fri, 24 Apr 2020 02:50:52 GMT

Hey guys! Kyle had zero time(???) to watch his required viewing for 90 Day Classic, so today we're diving deep on a ton of EVUHDENS and talking Too Hot to Handle on Netflix. We will return this Saturday in the morning to talk 90 Day Quarantine and 90 Day Classic Season 5 Episode 5. Enjoy!

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Before the 90 Days S4 E9

Tue, 21 Apr 2020 03:49:58 GMT

Baby Girl Lisa uses the word “Mommy” to refer to Usman’s mother at least 49 times; Stephanie continues to blame Erika for being a responsible, communicative adult person; David drinks an entire bottle of champagne by himself.

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(1/2) B-Sides : Evuhdens + Robert & Anny What Now?

Fri, 17 Apr 2020 21:32:18 GMT

Is Ed the MOST AUTHENTIC REALITY TV STAR IN HISTORY? Kyle gives his opinion.

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Tiger King Episodes 6 & 7 + Tell All (and a Challenge Rant)

Fri, 17 Apr 2020 21:29:57 GMT

Wrapping up Tiger King just as the hype is falling fast....

Finishing up with a rant about this week's Challenge episode.

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Archives: 90 Day Fiancé S6 E9

Wed, 15 Apr 2020 13:00:01 GMT

Wow. There is a LOT of EVUHDENS in this one, so I've timestamped it below.

At the time of recording, we had received a lot of hate messages claiming that we condoned baby-stealing, so you hear us reference it a lot in jest. For the record, our stance on baby-stealing has still not changed!

:01-:12 - Listener questions

:12-:23 - EVUHDENS

:23-:28 - Fioghtin Round the World

28:30 - 41:45 Extended EVUHDENs - more Colt and Larissa - Why Larissa is essentially a hostage and how the law works with abused fiancés on K-1s

41:45 - END RECAP - the infamous Natalie-on-a-scooter scene, Colt tries to send Larissa back to South America. Anywhere in South America… not Brazil, specifically.

We do Would You Rathers at the end, starting at about 1:14:00

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(2/2) Before the 90 Days S4 E8 Part 2

Tue, 14 Apr 2020 03:52:18 GMT

In part two of this week's episode, Stephanie is DONE with this relationship and we feel bad for Erika; Ash takes Avery on a totally relaxing crocodile tour (OUY), David wanders around town creepily because that's better than showing up at her house; Darcey is still here? Fuck, ok... well she cries. The end.

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(1/2) Before the 90 Days S4 E8 Part 1

Tue, 14 Apr 2020 03:50:55 GMT

GREAT EPISODE.

Ed takes a shower with Rose's dad, then visits the pig farm, two scenes that are instant classics; Baby Girl Visa buys a goat, hops in a goat-uber to go to Usman's mom's house, then Usman fumbles the pitch so bad its... WAIT - WAIT - does he... not... love her?!?!?

We talked about those two for an entire hour, so the rest are in part two!

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Archives: 90 Day Fiancé S6 E8

Sat, 11 Apr 2020 14:00:00 GMT

WHAT QUESTIONS!?

This is also the VERY FIRST "Fioghtin' Round the World!"

Quite a gem. We still think Ashley has "cool friends." I deeply apologize.

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(2/2) Tiger King Episodes 4 & 5

Fri, 10 Apr 2020 04:00:32 GMT

In this patreon episode we talk Tiger King episodes 4 and 5, with a special guest appearance in the last 15 minutes of the podcast! Enjoy guys and stay safe.

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(1/2) B-Sides : Evuhdens + What Now

Fri, 10 Apr 2020 03:55:04 GMT

Hey guys! Part one of this week's patreon episode covers some evuhdens, we-are-not-TLC-emails, and What Now? Couples David & Annie and Jon & Rachel.

00:00-6:30 intro and EVUHDENS

6:30-16:00 we are not TLC emails

16:00-19:00 challenge rant

19:00-end: What Now?

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Archives: 90 Day Fiance S6 E7

Thu, 09 Apr 2020 17:37:40 GMT

Note for this podcast: I removed a discussion Kim and I had about #dickgate because it was boring, I'll break it down here if you're interested in why we no longer talked about Jonathan and Fernanda the rest of the season.

- Fernanda accidentally posts a picture of his dick

- Kim posts "I DONT WANT TO SEE IT"

- Jonathan threatens a lawsuit

- We boycott talking about them along with most other bloggers/podcasters.

The end, Jonathan sucks.

This episode we begin our obsession with hating word art :D Jay doesnt do chores for some reason; we finally become 100% team Larissa after Colt shows her an apartment they obviously can't afford; Leida and Eric's wedding venue is literally a motel 6 and they shop for a couch more expensive than the wedding; Asuelu... hmm... he starts to lose his charm; we gush on Olga and don't forgive Steven for being a total dick.

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(2/2) Before the 90 Days S4 E7

Tue, 07 Apr 2020 03:32:27 GMT

Part two of tonight's episode! Thanks to all of our new listeners, we appreciate you so much!

Erika miscalculates what Stephanie would be comfortable with on an awkward date, then Stephanie rebounds with a ridiculous dating app accusation; Yolanda something something instagram nigeria etc (THIS STORYLINE IS SO STUPID); finally, Ash takes Avery to paradise and they start talking about their problems... sort of...?

We don't include ads in patreon, but right now I figured it might be good to give a should out to our longest running sponsor of tonight's episode, betterhelp - betterhelp.com/craycray if you need to talk to someone.

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(1/2) Before the 90 Days S4 E7 Part 1

Tue, 07 Apr 2020 03:31:51 GMT

I mean... I definitely have put on weight.

After we talk about a good chunk of evuhdens, Usman and Lisa talk about how iNsEcUrE Usman clearly is (my eyes hurt from rolling); Ed manages to create the most cringeworthy scenes in 90 day history IMO, which is saying A LOT. I mean, do y'all remember snail swap 2018? This was 1000000x worse. Speaking of 2018, here's Darzy, handling herself extremely well in the face of dollar store Pierce Brosnan telling her he loves her like a sister (???) and that she should get back on the peloton.

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Archives: 90 Day Fiance S6E6

Sat, 04 Apr 2020 15:56:47 GMT

"I freakin' love Steven, DEAL WITH IT" -Kim

"If you want FUN, listen to Love After Lockup Cray Cray" -Kyle

Okay guys.... 49 minutes of EVUHDENS. Season six was a freaking shit show. I have never spent so much time on instagram in my life.

This episode we learn that I'm ride or die - I would however like to revise my statement about covering up murder for my son after four weeks of being quarantined with him.

Larissa hates the stew while Colt flirts with a waitress. But hey, at least he, as he said, "Didnt complement her big, round ass". (Sigh). Tasha and Leida meet and it... goes about as well as you'd expect; Steven and Olga fight in the car-ride home from the hospital and how are we even sort of defending him still; Fernanda meets Jonathan's mom and Fernanda is a bad person because she's young???; Ashley and Jay get into their first fight about texting and Xbox.

I hate Kalani. I talk about it... a lot.

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Tiger King E2+3

Fri, 03 Apr 2020 04:20:49 GMT

BEAUTIFUL, WILD AND FREEEEEEEE.

Team #MeatGrinder or Team #SepticTank?

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B-Sides: 90 Day Evuhdens + What Now? Couples

Fri, 03 Apr 2020 04:01:48 GMT

This week's What Now? couples are Evelin+Corey, Rebecca+Zied, and Loren+Alexi.

Kyle also mixes in Polish Father-in-law updates, and we talk about how Steven thinks 5G is responsible for COVID.

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Archives: 90 Day Fiancé S6 E5

Wed, 01 Apr 2020 11:00:05 GMT

Holy crap. 45 minutes of EVUHDENS, and it's mostly about Colt, Larissa, Jonathan and Fernanda getting into a giant fight on Instagram... and then more Colt and Larissa drama. These were the days when cast members still rage-comment-fought on Insta.

What a great era. (It was tough at the time, but now that it's past, it's HILARIOUS to listen to. THIS is why we don't talk to cast anymore!)

Also, two words: Cheeto Fingers.

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(1/2) Before the 90 Days S4 E6 Pt1

Tue, 31 Mar 2020 05:31:59 GMT

DABBIN DABBIN DABBIN! Are you ready for the WOOOOORLLLLLDWIDDDDDE Premiere of this podcast??!?!?!

In part one we cover EVUHDENS, then -

BabyGirlVisa attends Sojaboy's premier and it's an instant classic, then screams and screeches about mattresses and buckets; Ed sweats in a cafe waiting for Rose.

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(2/2) Before the 90 Days S4 E6 Part 2

Tue, 31 Mar 2020 05:00:10 GMT

Darzy gets ready to meet Thomas, who has been a naughty boy on Kim's instagram comments; Stephanie something something didgeridoo and kangaroos and probably fosters; David decides to go to an active warzone because yolo.

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Archives: 90 Day Fiancé S6 E4

Sat, 28 Mar 2020 14:01:00 GMT

POD. OF. F*CKING. SHAME.

DISCLAIMER: WE BARELY KNOW COLT SO FAR. WE STILL THINK HE’S MAYBE A NICE GUY - I AM SORRY. WE DIDN’T HAVE COMPLETE INFORMATION.

We talk about Larissa’s Instagram HELP message (which prompted hundreds of viewers to call the police) for almost 45 minutes; Kyle describes Ashley as “admirable” (LOLOL THE SHAME); Stephen hasn’t resorted to potential-baby-stealing yet; PAOOAM surfaces for the first time (via Polish Father in Law); AIR COUCH AIR COUCH AIR COUCH; Kyle and Kim proclaim they “don’t have time to watch 3 reality shows a week.”

I’m dying laughing after editing this episode. Please don’t judge us… or do, but please laugh.

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TAKE 2 - B-sides: LAL S2.85 E51 Season Finale!

Fri, 27 Mar 2020 16:17:20 GMT

***Troubleshooting last night's Part 1 podcast. Please delete this one if last night's download worked for you!***

This one is all Lockup recap!

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TAKE 2 - B-sides: Evuhdens + What Now?

Fri, 27 Mar 2020 16:14:55 GMT

***Still troubleshooting the download error for last night's Part 1. Trying shorter episodes! You can delete if you had no issues downloading last nights podcasts!***

Intro, BS, EVUHDENS: 00:00 - 09:00

What Now? Couples:
90 Day, Laura + Aladin: 9:00 - 19:00
90 Day, Avery + Omar: 19:00 - 33:00
90 Day, Ronald + Tiffany: 33:00 - 45:00

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B-sides Part 2: Tiger King E1

Fri, 27 Mar 2020 03:59:19 GMT

Bang, Marry Kill - Joe, Carole, Doc.... GO!

We only cover Episode 1, no spoilers because we haven't watched the rest yet.

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Archives: 90 Day Fiancé S6 E3

Wed, 25 Mar 2020 13:00:05 GMT

Finally, we are starting to hate everyone, as they deserve. But Kim still has a soft spot for ol' Coltee. This episode Fernanda visits a plantation palace for an awkward dinner; Coltee and Larissa are served the famous Brown Mystery Stew from momma Deb; Eric gets a cheesesteak for four people; we still like Steven (it's almost the end); Ashley and Jay are still into each other and there's barely any drama. Yet.

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Before the 90 Days S4 E5 - Our Lips Are Sealed

Tue, 24 Mar 2020 03:42:27 GMT

Everyone hates Ed. The end.

Timestamps:

Opening/ Evuhdens: 00:00 - 18:00

Episode, starting with Avery and Ash: 18:00 - 1:30:00ish

Next week on/ wrap-up: 1:30:00- end!

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Archives: 90 Day Fiance S6E2

Sat, 21 Mar 2020 16:09:31 GMT

"Jay seems funny, sweet, and endearing". I literally said that a few minutes after we played a clip of him saying, "GO WORK IN A MACDONALDS AND SUCK A DICK. ". I dunno dude.

"Steven seems like a good kid"

"I like Fernanda"

"Why is Eric so cheap?"

We still had hope guys. We still had hope. I hung my head in shame the entire time I was editing this.

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B-sides - 90 Day Classic S5 E3&4

Fri, 20 Mar 2020 03:34:55 GMT

The iconic water buffalo episode! Also, May on a leash in Casablanca.

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B-sides - LAL S2.85 E50 Who's Cheatin' on Who?

Fri, 20 Mar 2020 03:31:20 GMT

I am so traumatized by having been forced to watch the Pole TikTok video 3 times that I can't even think of any captions to write here.

Personal updates/ PFIL: 00:00 - 7:00
EVUHDENS + Hate for Evelyn: 7:00 - 21:00
Lockup: 21:00 - END

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Before the 90 Days S4E4

Tue, 17 Mar 2020 03:53:17 GMT

The world is pretty nutty right now, so we are super excited to bring you some stupidity and laughs this week.

Baby girl Lisa teaches Usman what oral sex is (kill me. Burn the hotel. The internet was a mistake.) and cant chill the fuck out for one hour before storming off; Ed sweats... a lot. And he really needs to get Rosemarie PJs. Cuz he wants to be her dad; Avery meets Jess- I mean... Ash, and we are actually kind of compelled by this story now; David... what can you say. It's pretty amazing to be dumber than Caesar; Stephanie flies to Australia and cant wear a mask properly.

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B-Sides - EVUHDENS + LAL S2.85 E 49 + 90 Day S5 DE2

Fri, 13 Mar 2020 03:00:01 GMT

Timestamps:
00:00 - 7:30ish - Opening BS/ Virus
7:30 - 24:00ish - EVUHDENS
24:00 - 32:30 - Bach
32:30 - 1:04:30 - Lockup
1:04:30ish - END - S5E2

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(2/2) Before the 90 Days S4E3 Part Two

Tue, 10 Mar 2020 04:35:23 GMT

Extended edition for episode 3! So glad to be back :) This is all covering couples.

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(1/2) Before the 90 Days S4E3 Part 1

Tue, 10 Mar 2020 04:30:17 GMT

Kyle's back, fresh from his coronas and guacamole bang trip! And he's not impressed with baby girl Lisa, who does her best iguana impression with that tongue. Guh.

We meet Stephanie this episode in between youtube shoots about... something, goofballs part two are amazing, Ed is a creep and gets spooky creepy this episode within 5 minutes of meeting Rose, Yolanda is a moron and this story is horrible, Ash is Australian Jesse who charges $200 / hr for various... services. Darzy. Darzy Darzy Darzy. After she gets done with the most amazing treadmill sprint for her life I've ever seen, Stacey talks some shit as if she's still in some kind of relationship with Tom. Which she isn't. At all.

0-18 evuhdens

We are not TLC emails 18-24:50

Everything after is episode!

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B-sides - LAL S2 E48 Royal Flush + Bachelor Thoughts

Fri, 06 Mar 2020 04:12:47 GMT

Kim talks on her own about Lockup (so depressing) and theories on the Bachelor ending + other Bachelor related questions!

Timestamps:
0:00 - 14:30 Bachelor Ramblings
14:30 - END - Lockup

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Love Is Blind - Season Review + Tell All!

Fri, 06 Mar 2020 04:06:42 GMT

Kyle and I talk about Messica, Kyle's love for Amber, and those weird gold cups.

SPOILER ALERT: We talk about the entire season AND the Reunion so don't listen yet if you don't want to be spoiled!

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Love is Blind w/ Matt Marr (CONTAINS SPOILERS!)

Tue, 03 Mar 2020 04:09:24 GMT

SPOILERS AHEAD FOR LOVE IS BLIND.

Don't listen if you don't want to be spoiled through the wedding episode!

Matt had a few extra minutes so I asked him about his opinions on Love is Blind!

Kyle also watched the rest of the series in Mexico so we'll have more LIB talk later this week!

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Before the 90 Days - S4 E2 w/ guest host Matt Marr!

Tue, 03 Mar 2020 03:34:32 GMT

Darcey and Stacey try on matching wedding dresses FOR BUSINESS; Ed packs the most horribly-packed suitcase in history; Yolanda’s boyfriend has a really bad understanding of airport geography.

Part 2 is coming soon - we talk a little Love is Blind!

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B-Sides + Pod of Shame + Lockup S 2.85 E47 + Love is Blind E1-2

Thu, 27 Feb 2020 04:00:59 GMT

We convinced Kyle to watch Love is Blind with all the hype in the Facebook group!

This week on Lockup was preeetttty depressing, so I'm glad we have a more compelling show to lighten the load!

Timestamps:

0:00 - 10:30 - Pod of Shame, S7
10:30 - 41:00 - Lockup
41:00 - end - Love is Blind

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Before the 90 Days - S4 E1 SEASON PREMIERE!

Mon, 24 Feb 2020 04:55:23 GMT

New season, new cast, no condoms!

Lisa is worried about FEEE-MALES hitting on her Nigerian pop star boyfriend; Ed puts his dog in a backpack and rides around San Diego… and oh yeah, he also has a Filipino girlfriend younger than his own daughter; Yolanda has no idea what a British accent sounds like.

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B-Sides + LAL S2.85 E46 + Before The 90 S4 Cast Preview

Thu, 20 Feb 2020 03:00:02 GMT

Time Stamps!
0:00 - 11:30 - Love is Blind overview, Bach and other ramblings
11:30-45:00 - Love After Lockup Recap
45:00 - End - Before the 90 S4 Cast Preview + Predictions!

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90 Day Fiancé S7 Tell All!

Tue, 18 Feb 2020 03:40:43 GMT

I TOLD YOU TO GO LEARN WOODWORKING!

We unpack BOTH nights of the Tell All.

ALIENS!

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B-Sides + Lockup S 2.85 E45 + 90 Day S5 E1

Thu, 13 Feb 2020 12:30:00 GMT

Wedding planner vs Officiant.
Bombarded vs. Barn-Baitin'

This is a long one.

Timestamps:

0 - 12:30: BS, Oscars, other ramblings
12:30 - 53:00 : Lockup
53:00 - end: 90 Day S5

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(2/2) 90 Day Fiance S7 E13 Part 2

Tue, 11 Feb 2020 04:35:54 GMT

Embrace Kim's darkness in this extended edition :D You know you want to enter the world of porn star incomes, human trafficking (myboy), and gaslighting!

This episode looks a bit short, but it was just the cut of part 1 - we talked about Tania a lot!

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(1/2) 90 Day Fiance S7 E13 Part 1

Tue, 11 Feb 2020 04:34:53 GMT

I vow that I'll say that this podcast was good. I also vow that that time we banged was pretty cool. Let's get married. Also please call me sometimes.

WEDDINGS. They're... well they're pretty boring. We had a lot to say about Anna and Clownboy's backyard bonanza, and Tania and Cisgin's twinkly lights and Coors wedding obviously, but other than that this episode of the season is always a bit tough.

There is, however, a two part tell all in your future. So get excited about that. I know I am. (Please send help.)

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LAL S2E44 + B-Sides + Plathville Finale + WYR

Fri, 07 Feb 2020 04:09:15 GMT

LOTS to talk about today.

We start out with EVUHDENS (00:00 - 15:45)

Somehow we get to talking Bach for a bit (15:45 - 26:30)

Then we dive deep into Lockup (26:30 - 58:15)

And then we talk Plathville Finale, which Kyle watched today! (58:15 - 01:20:45)

We end with a philosophical Would You Rather that we should all ponder.

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90 Day Fiancé S7 - WHAT QUESTIONS?

Tue, 04 Feb 2020 01:37:22 GMT

No episode this week because of SPORTS BALL, so we take all of your wonderful questions and shoot the sh*t for 90 minutes.

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LAL S2E43 + B-Sides + The Bachelor Ep4

Fri, 31 Jan 2020 04:42:36 GMT

In this extra long B-Sides patreon episode, we talk about the Ronald and Tiffany break-up and other evuhdens (0 - 20), then switch over to love after lockup (20-50).

On LAL, Britney confronts her mom; Tony sleeps with the mosquitoes; Michael brushes his teeth and talks to his new Miami girl; Sarah makes out with a rando; Cheryl is the WORST go away pleassssse; Lacey and Zhane have a two second conversation about Zohn. Yay marriage. Ride or Die Clint talks to mom about the Goddess.

Then... well we talk about the Bach. A LOT. 50 -> End. Enjoy!

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(2/2) 90 Day Fiance S7E12 Part 2

Tue, 28 Jan 2020 04:10:40 GMT

Extended edition! The show is not airing next week but we'll still be here! Send us your questions/wisdom/rants/tea here, the facebook group, the contact form, wherever.

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(1/2) 90 Day Fiance S7E12 Part 1

Tue, 28 Jan 2020 04:07:30 GMT

I don't want to mach work mach on this description because it's not what I want out of life.

Blake stares at his crotch while Jasmin talks about how they can totally afford to live in LA on one salary when neither of them even pay rent right now; Tania validates all of us screaming at our TVs as even her friends and family hate her; Mike sees a wino for bad advice; Murcel yeets his way back to Anna, who is busy manipulating her children into coming to her own wedding (??); a beautiful wedding happens somehow; porn granny breaks out the checkbook and what the hell is happening. Oh and blockhead and Khalessi get married. It's fine.

We also debut our new segment, the Cismystic :D

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Megxit + Plathville + LAL S2.85 E42 Wake Up Calls

Fri, 24 Jan 2020 03:51:34 GMT

Here are the timestamps for those interested in specific pieces, since we cover a LOT in this bonus episode!

I had to revisit Megxit because I got some things wrong. (until ~ 00:12)

Kyle and I also touch on some other TV we've watched lately that we recommend (~00:12 - 00:19)

We recap the first episode of Welcome to Plathville and Kyle tells us his high-level thoughts on the Plath Family (00:19 - 00:43)

Finally, we talk Life After Lockup (00:43 til the end!)

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(2/2) 90 Day Fiance S7E11 Part Two

Tue, 21 Jan 2020 04:35:27 GMT

Extended! We finish up the couples, have more evuhdens, talk about PFIL's return, and talk for probably way too long about Harry and Meghan.

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(1/2) 90 Day Fiance S7E11 Part One

Tue, 21 Jan 2020 04:32:31 GMT

This episode was a lot.

Natalie, for some absolutely insane reason, decides that the way to make Mike feel better about himself is to tell him his mother loves him. So, he leaves and makes some pancakes for Beau. Tania, instead of paying for woodworking, pays for magic (DONT FUCKING @ ME ABOUT IT, ITS BULLSHIT AND I DONT CARE) and tells Cisgyn that some other dude owns her soul; Emily shows Sasha a place they COULD NEVER AFFORD in portland and picks an odd dress; Robert and brother Kenny are supreme douchecanoes to Anny; Julianna cries and Max prepares his speech; Angela is the master haggler apparently after being rejected by 'her' embassy.

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90 Day Classic S2 Tell All + LAL S2.85 E41

Thu, 16 Jan 2020 04:09:22 GMT

This episode has EVERYTHING. We have 90 Day cast FOIGHTIN' on Instagram (complete with total Tania breakdown), the President retweeting Jesse, We Are Not TLC emails, a recap of the Season 2 Tell All, AND a recap of Love After Lockup.

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(2/2) 90 Day Fiancé S7E10 Part 2

Tue, 14 Jan 2020 04:21:05 GMT

Xxxtended edition where we talk about cock rings and Kim’s extremely um... creative way to get drinks when under 21

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(1/2) 90 Day Fiancé S7E10 Part 1

Tue, 14 Jan 2020 04:19:16 GMT

GET BACK TO THE FUCKING MINE SYNGIN. Nobody wants to hear about your hopes and dreams and armpits. DIG ROCKS TO FINISH THE SHE SHED.

god I hate her

Anyway, this episode Tania just wants to be heard, Saraliana is the coupling we never knew we needed; ANNA NO. NO CRY. ME BAD; Angela is mad a lot for various non reasons, mostly related to the fact that she didnt eat; Mike and Natalie are K-Done.

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90 Day Classic S2 E10 + LAL S2.85 E40 (again!)

Fri, 10 Jan 2020 22:28:17 GMT

Kyle is 'good enough' to provide his thoughts on Lockup, and also review the last, and most boring episode of 90 Day Fiancé Season 2!

Anyone else ready for 90 Day Fiancé this Sunday? It feels like it's been FOREVER.

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LAL S2.75 E40 - Skeletons in the Closet

Tue, 07 Jan 2020 02:20:55 GMT

Kyle is still sick! So I got Mary Payne from Pink Shade/ Hey Bunkie to recap Life After Lockup - Season 2.75, Episode FORTY. Episode Freaking 40. This is absurd.

Also, Life After Lockup content will be exclusive to Patreon this season!

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(2/2) 90 Day Fiance S7 E9 Part 2

Sat, 04 Jan 2020 04:22:13 GMT

Extended edition, with two weeks of evuhdens!

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(1/2) 90 Day Fiance S7 E9 Part 1

Sat, 04 Jan 2020 04:10:56 GMT

We're back!

In this episode of 90 Day, we hate everyone! Except Syngin. Sweet sweet Cisgin.

Tania ranks up to #2 most hated cast member in recent memory (Leida may never be dethroned) when she can't call him and needs her spayyyyyyyyyyce in another country; Sasha REQUIRE ONLY FITNESS FOOD. THIS TRASH. Anny and Robert's sister make us feel feelings (threesome?); Anna and Murcel are absolute trash humans, please don't get married; Mike drops a bit too many tough questions on Natalie; and Angela pays taxes. Therefore, do everything I want. The end. I guess something happened with... uh, finnish... person... but i can't remember.

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Interview with Corey Rathgeber from TOW

Wed, 01 Jan 2020 16:00:03 GMT

Merry Christmas and/or Happy Holidays!

Last week I was able to talk to Corey to ask him all about the hot air balloon, his time on the show, and his future plans.

It's not the best quality audio... so prepare yourselves.

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90 Day Classic S2 E9 + B-sides

Wed, 25 Dec 2019 21:00:02 GMT

This penultimate episode of Season 2 was 'light' on content, so we also bring you "We Are Not TLC" emails and our favorite TV shows of the year for binge watching, if you want to avoid your family over the holiday week.

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(2/2) 90 Day Fiance S7 E8 Part 2

Mon, 23 Dec 2019 15:54:19 GMT

Extended edition!

Congratulations to our Anal so Clean winners:

"Birch", Alissa Michaelson, Barbara Moahamed, Dena E, Maria Nusser, Shannon Jutras, and Cassie Blasz!

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(1/2) 90 Day Fiance S7 E8 Part 1

Mon, 23 Dec 2019 15:52:04 GMT

Good morning patreon people! I'm still drunk on on Jack Daniels. That I didn't ask for. Cause I'm a rebel like that. We recorded last night directly after the episode to accommodate travel plans and finished up editing this morning. Enjoy and happy holidays!

Anny trolls Robert about a threesome because he's boring and we're HERE for it; Mike and Natalie have one of the realist arguments ever on 90 day; no pre-nush for Juliana all of a sudden; poor sweet berobed Syngin is scolded for drinking momma's stash while Tania and the herb squad hit the town; Jasmin doesnt talk much because she's FUCKING EATING; and the bee says he's flying home. Go.

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90 Day Classic S2 E8 + B-sides

Thu, 19 Dec 2019 04:13:13 GMT

We admittedly go very off-topic in this Classic recap + B-sides episode, but we do eventually recap the actual episode.

We catch up on all the goss in the 90 Day universe including the new season of Before the 90 Days coming out in February.

Then we (eventually) dive into Evelin and Justin's hot air ballon ride, Cassia's auction experience, and Chelsea's completely reasonable conversation with her mother.

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(2/2) 90 Day Fiance S7E7 Part 2

Tue, 17 Dec 2019 04:25:46 GMT

Extended edition! Learn facts you never needed to know about Kyle's heathen upbringing! DEEEEEEP dive into Michael's fraudin' instagram rant! Other weird stuff!

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(1/2) 90 Day Fiance S7E7 Pt 1

Tue, 17 Dec 2019 04:23:34 GMT

ALIENS BUILT PYRAMIDS ON ANTARCTICA. OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE!

Robert is a real piece of garbage and basically tricks Anny into apartment hunting; Sasha's first order of business is to fat shame Emily's sister and hit on her mom before GOING TO TRAIN; Michael and Juliana have a pre-nush conversation that just doesn't square; Natalie introduces Mike to God! It goes great. Finally, Murcel pisses on toilet seats and doesn't go downtown. You're welcome.

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B-Sides with Erin Martin

Sat, 14 Dec 2019 00:38:24 GMT

Because of flight complications last night coming back from Pao-Land, I wasn't able to record with Kyle for Classic this week! But I caught up with Erin Martin this morning and she dishes on her thoughts on Tarik and Dean, Season 7, Michael and Juliana, and other shows she's watching these days.

Enjoy!

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(2/2) 90 Day Fiance S7 E6 Pt2

Tue, 10 Dec 2019 04:31:21 GMT

Extended edition! We talk she shed, prenups, the hopeless future of Angela's brood, Sasha's business prospects, wedding costs, and teenage boys :D

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(1/2) 90 Day Fiance S7 E6 Pt1

Tue, 10 Dec 2019 04:29:21 GMT

What a fun episode!!!

Oh wait. Absent fathers. New mothers pressured to get back in shape. Spousal abandonment. Human trafficking (mahboy) marriages.

Angela.

Well this episode got macabre. But hey, we have fart ninjas right?

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90 Day Classic - S2 E7

Fri, 06 Dec 2019 04:11:41 GMT

Justin is still douching hard; Amy and Danny go to see racist dad; Jason gets $8 for a porn mag while at Early Bird Dinner.

Kim ends with a 5 minute rant about The Challenge.

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(2/2) 90 Day Fiancé S7E5 Part 2

Tue, 03 Dec 2019 04:37:43 GMT

Part two! No rhyme or reason to the cut.

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(1/2) 90 Day Fiancé S7E5 Part 1

Tue, 03 Dec 2019 04:37:17 GMT

ALIENS.

IT'S LIKE, A HIGHER CIVILIZAZAtION. BROH.

This episode was pretty good! Except the bee people. They are zero entertainment. I dunno. I not accountant.

Jasmine doesnt want to talk at dinner. Like... she literally doesn't talk. But can you blame her? Natalie wants a baby and fitness; Anny finds her future boyfriend; Emily is starting to realize that her relationship ISNT different (shock).

Tania wants to be a witch doctor.

The fuck.

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90 Day Classic: Season 2 Episode 6

Thu, 28 Nov 2019 14:01:01 GMT

Happy Thanksgiving! Don't want to listen to grandma's ranting about your rock throwing boyfriend? Well you're in luck.

Who is the man in this house? WHO!? Amy's fiancé's family actually does something nice for her; Yamir gives us the gift of a horrible recording session in a real studio in Chicago; Justin continues to suck.

FYI: Kyle's anal was so dirty while we recorded this episode, because I haven't installed a bidet yet at my house.

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(2/2) 90 Day Fiance S7 E4 Part 2

Tue, 26 Nov 2019 04:18:43 GMT

Part two of the 11/25 Episode!

BTW my anal is still very clean.

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(1/2) 90 Day Fiance S7 E4 Part 1

Tue, 26 Nov 2019 04:18:15 GMT

We finally saw some bees. So that's cool.

Too bad that Anna's bees ARE STRAIGHT AMATEUR HOUR. NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME. I can't freaking believe this shit. #BEECOTT

Tania is freaking terrible, a total liar, and we absolutely confirm that travel Tania is 100% different than reality Tania; the scale tips a bit toward Anny sucking worse; Blake... wow... Jasmine... urgh.... ugh..; Mike and Natalie... our only hope.

Again, no logical split here, its all mixed up patreon / public.

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Love After Lockup - Season 2.75 Finale

Sun, 24 Nov 2019 02:46:48 GMT

It's over. Because apparently the season finale just happened. No more Lacie. No more SHJohn.

We're done! We're DONE!

SECURITY! SECURITY!

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90 Day Fiance Classic: S2E5 + B-Sides 11/21/19

Fri, 22 Nov 2019 04:23:39 GMT

Lots of TLC emails, evuhdens and gossip this week. We talk about bidets, you... um, get to listen to me using the bidet, then we talk about the episode!

Yamir and Chelsea go ring shopping and it turns out... well? What show is this? Oh right... the one with Dinyell sobbing and DJ Buck over there. Justin is douche and we will help Evelin escape, Danny gets cockblocked by someone other than himself; and Playboy-ghazi is the funniest shit I've seen in a long time. DON'T FUCKING BEND IT YOU SUCCUBUS! IT'S WORTH TEN DOLLARS!

Classic Jason.

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(2/2) 90 Day Fiancé S7E3 Part 2

Tue, 19 Nov 2019 04:19:43 GMT

Extended episode!

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(1/2) 90 Day Fiancé S7E3 Part 1

Tue, 19 Nov 2019 04:19:05 GMT

BEAU. BOJANGES.

He’s here. He’s here to save this season. While there arent any god damn bees this episode, ranch hand Beau is our savior.

Robert and Anny... should not get married; we like Mike and his tree farm, but Kim is suspicious of Natalie; Anna and Murcel and phone and sadness; Michael asks for a hummer; Emily POOOOOOAAAAMMMs our a child while Sasha....... helps; and wow Tania has a fuckin plan.

There was no real rhyme or reason to the episode split this time.

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90 Day Classic: Season 2 Episode 4

Fri, 15 Nov 2019 04:38:37 GMT

What a great episode. A real palette cleanser compared to what we've been watching lately!

Dinyell goes to work and Mohammit just wanders around? Then he fucking starts playing football in park? And gets hit on at the bar? Whose life is this?

Sorry. Anyway, Daya inspects the ring; Yamir has an actual nice greeting by the inlaws at the airport; whats his name ignores his wife-to-be in the attic; Jason doesnt clean his god damn room.

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(2/2) 90 Day Fiance S7E2 Part Two

Tue, 12 Nov 2019 04:37:26 GMT

Extended edition! I sort of just arbitrarily split this ;) The extended edition stuff is kind of sprinkled in between both episodes this week.

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(1/2) 90 Day Fiance S7E2 Pt 1

Tue, 12 Nov 2019 04:35:59 GMT

THIS EPISODE DOES NOT CONTAIN TURKISH PIZZA. I'm very sorry.

Hey, there's Omar!

Sasha is a complete deadbeat dad and Masha calls him out on it while Emily doesn't fucking eat, Murcel pulls a Sumit at the restaurant suspiciously soon after meeting Anna's mom, Robert picks up Anny at the airport and its sort of.... sweet? Michael flies to Juliana in Rio and literally calls her poor to her face, and Tania litters and drinks in an airport.

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Love After Lockup S2 E36 - Truth & Consequences

Sun, 10 Nov 2019 16:00:49 GMT

We hate Lacie.

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Gay Cray - S7 Premiere

Fri, 08 Nov 2019 00:20:07 GMT

Here is the Gay Cray you've all been waiting for. I do not believe it requires further introduction.

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(2/2) 90 Day Fiancé S7E1 Pt2

Tue, 05 Nov 2019 04:34:34 GMT

YACHT PRICE. YACHT PRICE. YACHT PRICE.

Yes that is the description of this extended edition.

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(1/2) 90 Day Fiancé Season 7 E1 Pt 1

Tue, 05 Nov 2019 04:34:12 GMT

Welcome to season seven! I mean yacht talk, sorry.

Well these idiots are gonna have a bad time on social media, especially Tania. We go into predictions, talk evuhdens / FIGHTIN, then start the recap!

Note, there is not a clear cut off between patreon and non patreon content in this episode, we are all mixed up throughout the show thus time around.

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Love After Lockup S2 E35 - Love or Con? + Message In Blood

Sun, 03 Nov 2019 23:15:55 GMT

We finally learn that Puppy is the puppet-master; Daniel asks his mother to buy his engagement ring… I mean… ‘promise ring’; Angela appears unable to block A**hole Tony’s number from her phone.

Kyle also reads a (long-is) chapter of Message in Blood at the end of the episode!

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B-Sides + 90 Day Classic S2E3

Sat, 02 Nov 2019 03:35:59 GMT

PATREON PEOPLE.

It's B-Sides + 90 Day Classic! We have lots of evudens and gossip to attend to, PFIL update, we are not TLC emails, PODCAST OF SHAME, and then we get into the classic episode! It's a good one.

Danny leaves Amy in the woods with some fuckin' creepers; this dude Jason is Coltee with dogs; Brett drives Daya 10 hours into the woods but it's not nearly as creepy as it sounds and Cassidy is a delight; Dinyell brings Mohamit to meet her family and they obviously talk about booze guns and bacon; Justin is a moron and his sister in law is worse.

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Archives: 90 Day Fiance S6 E1 + Erin Martin

Thu, 31 Oct 2019 12:01:01 GMT

Ah, 90 Day Fiance season six.

God damn this season was brutal. But it was also where our podcast grew to be the biggest 90 day show around, and we learned a ton about podcasting and how to fit in to the community. We had some hilarious shows this season, but it was hard to watch at times, and the evudens was completely nuts almost every episode.

I also can't believe we liked Colt for a hot minute. Gawd.

At the end of this episode, Kim talks to Erin Martin for the first time!

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(2/2) Before the 90 Days S3E13 + Tell All Pt2

Wed, 30 Oct 2019 02:55:47 GMT

Extended edition of the tell all! We go deep on Maria and Caesar and the rest of the couples we didn't get in in the public episode. Enjoy and we'll see you on monday for SEASON 7!!!

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(1/2) Before the 90 Days S3E13 + Tell All Pt1

Wed, 30 Oct 2019 02:54:49 GMT

The finale for before the 90 days season three!!!

We cover the final episode and dive right into the the tell-all in this ad-free public episode. No description, just jump in!

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LAL S2 E34 + MESSAGE IN BLOOD Part 3

Mon, 28 Oct 2019 01:27:12 GMT

In this ad free edition of Love After Lockup...

Lacey commits assault after accepting Shane's proposal for some reason; Lizzy is even dumber than we thought and wants to get preggs with THIS GUY; Cheryl continues to be the worst human being on the show when she wants a biggie ringee and poo poos the nice lunch Josh got her; wait nevermind Glorietta's mom is easily the worst person that has ever been on this show. Kill me.

Stay tuned after the show for MESSAGE. IN BLOOD. Part three. Jace wanders around town and decides he's fucking Nancy Drew over here.

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The Other Way Tell All PT2 + B-Sides

Fri, 25 Oct 2019 03:47:51 GMT

Time to talk TELL ALL! We talk about all the tea from the last week and go DEEP on the Aladdin dramabomb dropped today, then discuss the tell all in depth!

We are posting this episode publicly since there has been so much discussion about it. If you aren’t a subscriber join now to get a back catalog of almost 100 patron only podcasts including our archived episodes from 2018!

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MESSAGE IN BLOOD - Part Two

Wed, 23 Oct 2019 18:09:33 GMT

(Don't know what this is? Read this post and start here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/message-in-blood-30958229 )

This fucking book doesn't have chapters... it just says "WEDNESDAY MORNING", "TUESDAY MORNING", and "WEDNESDAY MORNING" over and over again. Anyway this is basically chapters 2-4.

I'm glad you're all enjoying this. I lost my professional composure again at one point and I profoundly apologize.

Jace gets out of jail after beating the shit out of someone in a janitor closet for some reason, then gets some bad news from his mom.

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MESSAGE IN BLOOD - A Dramatic Reading, Chapter 1

Tue, 22 Oct 2019 16:37:23 GMT

CRAY CRAY AUDIO PRESENTS

MESSAGE. IN BLOOD.

A dramatic reading of Josh's (Love After Lockup Season 2 Cast Member)'s THRILLING book he wrote while serving 12 years for robbing a bank.

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90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days - S3 E12 King of My Heart

Tue, 22 Oct 2019 00:53:56 GMT

Ben offers 60 bowls and some funeral food for Akinyi (and it’s not nearly enough); Tim leaves Colombia with zero bangs; Rebecca tries to explain the nuances of the American legal system to Zied; Angela and MyKul have a pretty awesome engagement party.

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Love after Lockup S2 E33 - Love the Way You Lie

Sun, 20 Oct 2019 20:51:51 GMT

Lacie's dad is MVP of the episode with his very articulate questioning of Shane; Cheryl is completely bananas and Kenny might be somewhat good-looking; Amber continues to suck more and more every week. When does this season end?

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90 Day Fiance S2 E2 + B-Sides

Fri, 18 Oct 2019 22:26:51 GMT

For the first 30 minutes of this podcast Kim and Kyle discuss our podcast recording trauma with 90 Day Gays, Astroglide, and exchange travel stories (as requested by Patreon member Steve).

Around minute 30, we start talking about the episode - Season 2, Episode 2, where we're introduced to Danny and Amy, and learn more about Mohamit.

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(2/2) BT90 Days S3E11, TOW Tell All Pt1 (pt2)

Wed, 16 Oct 2019 04:19:53 GMT

This tell all was dog shit. But we make fun of it. And talk about it. And BRIDE PRICE BRIDE PRICE BRIDE PRICE BRIDE PRICE BRIDE PRICE BRIDE PRICE BRIDE PRICE BRIDE PRICE BRIDE PRICE BRIDE PRICE BRIDE PRICE BRIDE PRICE

avery comes home too.

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(1/2) Before the 90 Days S3E11 + TOW Tell All Pt1

Wed, 16 Oct 2019 04:16:11 GMT

On this public episode, BRIDE PRICE BRIDE PRICE BRIDE PRICE BRIDE PRICE BRIDE PRICE BRIDE PRICE BRIDE PRICE BRIDE PRICE BRIDE PRICE BRIDE PRICE BRIDE PRICE BRIDE PRICE

ahem. Darzy can’t dance, and Tim can’t get er up. Jenniffer gives Kim a lady boner, and Angela continues to be THE WORST.

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Love After Lockup S2 E32 - Snitches Get Stitches

Tue, 15 Oct 2019 03:24:08 GMT

Glorietta’s mother is a real concern; Josh punks Cheryl and viewers alike by making her wade through a literal shit pond; Angela and Tommy almost have car sex while talking about Tony getting arrested again.

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90 Day Fiance Classic: Season 2, Episode 1

Fri, 11 Oct 2019 03:18:52 GMT

After a healthy dose of gossip, live from Kyle's murder closet, we dish on the very first episode of the classic season of 90 Day Fiance - Season 2. What does Kyle think of Justin? What were our first impressions of Mohamit? Is Yamir REALLY the Justin Timberlake of Nicaragua?

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(2/2) BT90 S3E10, TOW S1E20 Extended Pt 2

Wed, 09 Oct 2019 00:18:40 GMT

In this extended pod, we finish up our before the 90 couples and dive into TOW. Deavan pretends she isn’t LOVING all this Korean aunt attention she’s getting and rides Jihoon around the room, Tiffany completes her journey of terrible damaging choices, and we are so sick of Jenny’s shit and she totally knew and they are gonna be on season two :(

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(1/2) Before the 90 Days S3E10, TOW S1E20 Pt 1

Wed, 09 Oct 2019 00:14:07 GMT

On this ad free public episode, we cover Corey’s kidnapping proposal, then dive into the episode of BT90.

Angela is a terrible fucking person who ain’t gettin no egg, Ben is concerned about INTOXICATION and cries on a roof, Darzy and Tom narrowly escape Florian drinking their blood only to have his sister be a judgmental jerk to both of them, Rebecca so mach beautiful tent, so beautiful air conditioner, Avery expects Omar to cry for some reason, and Tim fails. A lot.

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Love After Lockup S2 E31 - Dirty Laundry

Sun, 06 Oct 2019 03:12:36 GMT

How did Josh suddenly become the most reasonable person on this show? Cheryl descends into complete delusion while talking about her future longhorn farm; Alexander and Glorietta bang in a bathtub; Federal marshals apparently text these days because Angela received confirmation that Tony is back in jail.

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TOW S1 E19 + Love After Lockup S2 E30

Thu, 03 Oct 2019 19:29:08 GMT

We had to stop and start this episode a few times because I'm losing my voice intermittently! So don't be alarmed if it sounds spliced together like a 90 Day Fiancé episode at times.

We cover recent gossip as well as this week's TOW and LAL episodes!

Also, an update on Kyle's employment situation.

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Before the 90 Days S3E9

Tue, 01 Oct 2019 02:42:35 GMT

We are splitting up recording BT90 and TOW this week - this episode is 100% evudens and Before the 90 days talk! Stay tuned for TOW either tomorrow or Thursday depending on Kim's medical situation (she's fine don't worry!)

Tim is definitely not a Porsche but may have to be self driving after he doesn't jump off a cliff; Omar and Avery are together at last and she is now banned from dancing; Caesar something something g-string going to ukraine etc; Zied snatches 500 dinar from Rebecca for buying........ something; and Angela can totally tote her one egg that apparently you can see on a magical nigerian vaggie gie wand.

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B-Sides 9/26/19, Gossip + Season 2 Predictions from Kyle

Fri, 27 Sep 2019 03:11:24 GMT

After a healthy dose of gossip and "We Are Not TLC" emails, Kyle provides his predictions for what happens to 90 Day Fiancé Season 2 couples based on a short blurb and a google image search.

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(2/2) Before the 90 Days S3E8, TOW S1E18 Pt 2

Wed, 25 Sep 2019 04:17:58 GMT

Extended edition!!!! Caesar doesn’t eat two meals; Sumit divides the comm 50-50 between understanding and hatred; Angela will tote it but not let Mikal fuckit, Darzy is a hot mess and Stacey is somehow worse, while Tom is all of us until he isn’t.

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(1/2) Before the 90 Days S3E8, The Other Way S1E18 Pt 1

Wed, 25 Sep 2019 04:13:10 GMT

Here is part one of our podcast for the week- some things were moved around so this isn’t just public episode material!

Omar shows us his aloof and controlling side while Avery wears a sack; Tim finally smooches Jenifffer after failing to cut the nuts; Jihoon is literally an international criminal; Liam sucks but you still kind of get why; Ben meets the Jedi council and.... well it was pretty easy I guess

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Love After Lockup S2 E29 - Catch Me If You Con

Sat, 21 Sep 2019 21:37:37 GMT

Wow - what an episode!

Shane explains his malicious wounding charge... or DOES he?; Vince and Amber lie awkwardly on a mattress together while they discuss Vince’s adoption of Puppy; Lizzy and Daniel celebrate their laundry room sex with a half-naked ITM and a cigarette; Glorietta and Justin Bieber are introduced.

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B-Sides 9/20/19, Erin Martin & Kim Talk TOW

Fri, 20 Sep 2019 15:20:30 GMT

This episode starts off with B-Sides for the week of 9/15 (BT90 E7 / TOW E17), where Kyle makes a big announcement. Then, Kim and Erin Martin talk TOW and nerd out BIG TIME.

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(2/2) BT90 S3E7, TOW S1E17 Pt 2

Wed, 18 Sep 2019 03:39:45 GMT

Still so much to talk about on extended! We didn’t even get to half the couples on the public episode!

On TOW, Liam breaks our hearts by being a weird ass incel, Karine took a shower for Poles mom, Corey comes home to comfort his mother, and something something catfish in Mexico.

On BT90, Terri breaks up the slumber Arabic name writing party and gets in a heated argument, Tiffany visits South African POOOOOAMMMMM, and Tim wears skinny jeans and can’t make a move.

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(1/2) Before the 90 Days S3E7, TOW S1E17 Pt1

Wed, 18 Sep 2019 03:33:13 GMT

Jenny and Sumit obviously deserve a ton of air time this episode, and we dive right into it DEEP. On before the 90 Days, Angela doesn’t get swindled by no cake, but she looks like a huge asshole. Darzy and Stazy are terrible frienemies, and Rebecca gets mad at Zied about not wanting to reveal her entire sexual history to his parents for some fucking reason.

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Love After Lockup S2 E28 - The Mother of All Surprises

Sun, 15 Sep 2019 20:29:33 GMT

There are lots of pending questions after watching this week's episode, and we talk about them all: Is there any way we could possibly dislike Lacie more? Does Cheryl own more than one dress? Why hasn't Vince EVER had a girlfriend before? Is ANYONE surprised Lamondre didn't get out of prison this week?

Kyle gets a little too upset over mattress shopping and stores in this episode, so if you're a mattress store owner, I'd skip over that part.

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B-Sides 9/12/19 With PFIL AMA

Thu, 12 Sep 2019 18:31:44 GMT

We catch up on the latest 90 day news and gossip, talk about all the things Kim was wrong about, then dive into PFILs AMA!!!!

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(2/2) Before the 90 Days S3E6, TOW S1E16 Pt2

Wed, 11 Sep 2019 03:18:09 GMT

In our extended edition this week:

Caesar sucks and this entire storyline is bulllllllshhiiittttt, Laura hasn't gotten her secks and Liam is a seriously strange dude, Jihoon and Deavan talk about extremely important things in a fish market, Pole didn't go to the birthing classes, and we continue to go deep on the Sumit situation.

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(1/2) Before the 90 Days S3E6, TOW S1E16 Pt1

Wed, 11 Sep 2019 03:15:57 GMT

In the public episode of this week's podcast, we go deep on the big three secrets revealed on the two shows: Sumit, Jihoon, and Tim reveal secrets ranging from horrifyingly intense to... #bigboobs.

On BT90 Days, Omar talks dowry with momma Terri, Benjamin acts like a complete buffon (BRIDEPRICEPRICEPRICEBRIDEPRICE) and Rebecca, Zied, and his entire hamily are completely incapable of small talk. Mikal's balls drop while he eats fried chicken, and Jeniffffer wants to put fuckin' on the calendar. Darzzzy and Tom hit da club in London for some reason after somehow contracting gout via sex.

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Love After Lockup S2 E26 + 27 - Love is a Sickness

Sat, 07 Sep 2019 15:45:58 GMT

Cheryl gives all viewers a new phobia of hotel blankets; Daniel and Lizzie have a very awkward re-meeting; Lacey dry-humps Shane in an adjoining-room; Can we all agree that Angela is NEVER seeing Tony again? Like… ever.

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B-Sides + Sumit and Jenny Drama + Marrying Millions

Fri, 06 Sep 2019 03:32:54 GMT

SPOILER WARNING: We catch up on the weekly 90 Day goss (yes, including Sumit and Jenny) and the latest spoilers from the Tell All leaked by FraudedByTLC.

THEN... we talk about... (wait for it...) Marrying Millions! I got Kyle to watch an episode so you can hear his thoughts on all the couples.

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(2/2) Before the 90 Days S3E5, The Other Way S1E15 Part 2

Wed, 04 Sep 2019 04:13:50 GMT

On extended we talk lots more TOW!

Jenny and Sumit go to dinner with her daughter and he gets a grilling; Tiffany and Ronald have an argument that is really tough to watch; Pole gets the boot from the hospital, but Karine needs her shit; Jihoon sold a kidney to the Korean Yakuza or something; Corey gets some genuinely terrible news.

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(1/2) Before the 90 Days S3E5, The Other Way S1E15 Part 1

Wed, 04 Sep 2019 04:12:18 GMT

What an episode! For extended ehuvdens, I have a ridiculous PFIL story for you guys, and we talk a LOT about our BFF lil' Tim. Jon Walters also might make an appearance.

On BT90, Tim and his shaved pits dont light a fire under Jenifffffffer, Rebecca and Zied don't leave the bar for some reason and he asks her to lie to his parents. Avery is let down by Omar and mother Avery is the Imam whisperer, something something Catfish/Caesar, and MIKAL has learned his lesson and isn't talking shit on camera anymore.

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B-Sides: BT90 Days S3E4, FraudedByTLC Interview

Fri, 30 Aug 2019 04:42:55 GMT

This is the first time we've done this format together, and we want your feedback (other than any audio quality stuff because Kim forgot her microphone for her vacation 😂)

I also have no idea why I sound so weird. Sigh. I blame Kim being in the mountains.

We think of B-Sides as supplemental / bonus content on top of our extended editions while we are in a busy normal show phase. Right now we are covering four hours of TV a week, and our goal is to get you at least an hour of patreon content every week, which we pretty much do on extended alone, but not quite!

B-Sides is where we talk about stuff we missed, answer your questions (about the show or us), get a lot more personal and off-topic, and append other bonus content like our fun interview with FraudedByTLC.

B-Sides might not be a regular thing (we think we will do more classic after TOW ends) but we are open to keep doing it depending on how busy we are with these dumpster fires and our personal lives!

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(2/2) Before the 90 Days S3E4, TOW S1E14 Part 2

Wed, 28 Aug 2019 04:37:57 GMT

Extended edition!

On The Other Way, Laura respects Aladdin's culture for a hot second, Pole and Karine fight and fight and fight and fight, Corey sleeps in a hammock and demands a block, Tiffany announces she managed to get knocked up in ten seconds, and Deavan flys out to SK FINALLY.

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(1/2) Before the 90 Days S3E4, TOW S1E14 Part 1

Wed, 28 Aug 2019 04:37:47 GMT

This is the ad-free uncut public edition of the podcast!

Lots of evuhdens this week, then we jump into Before the 90 Days. Darcey gets plastered and somehow doesn't die in those heels on a boat; Benjamin and Akinyi actually like each other? I guess? Rebecca shows her tattoos to all of Tunisa; Avery and Omar try to make eyes at each other while Terri Googles; Caesar is a fucking moron and we have stopped caring.

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Love After Lockup S2 E25

Sun, 25 Aug 2019 06:29:10 GMT

This week we meet Puppy’s mom Kathy, who is NOT ‘running a hoochie house’; Cheryl expresses how important her kids are while simultaneously leaving them with her parents for three months to go meet a bank robber in a different state; Andrea lies to Lamondre, since he’s just ’stable and conservative’ and ‘likes his women covered up’; Lizzy and Daniel make their first appearance, and Daniel coaches us how to smoke meth out of a light bulb.

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90 Day Classic: Before the 90 Days S1 E13 + Tell All

Thu, 22 Aug 2019 12:00:03 GMT

We see three engagements, one appreciation ring, and one couple who decides to start a business selling used panties instead.

This episode wraps up Before the 90 Days Season 1!

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(2/2) Before the 90 Days S3E3, TOW S1E13 Part 2

Wed, 21 Aug 2019 03:54:32 GMT

EXTENDED EDITION STUFF! We go much deeper on TOW, read TLC emails, have some would-you-rathers, and discuss the next chapter in the illustrious life of PFIL.

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(1/2) Before the 90 Days S3E3, TOW S1E13 Part 1

Wed, 21 Aug 2019 03:53:11 GMT

Part one of two, this is the ad-free public episode.

We focus on Before the 90 Days in the Public episode and talk lots of EVUHDENS. Avery and Omar actually seem legit (Kim would smash), Rebecca and Zied get jiggy jiggy, Darzy... WOW. There is so much to say about her and Tom, we go deep! Angela starts some dumb drama with Mikal (i hope this isn't a Azan's phone situation), and we meet some dope from Phoenix.

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Love After Lockup S2 E24 (Season 3?) - Inmate or Soulmate?

Sun, 18 Aug 2019 17:14:18 GMT

Extended version for Patreon members!

Are we still in Season 2, or is this Season 3? My TV guide (and my DVR) are confused….

Brand new dumpster fires for us to enjoy! Kyle and PFIL have a LOT of thoughts about many of these characters.

Lamondre makes Lamar look like child’s play; Tony is back with his cougar hunting gear on; Vincent and Amber have an awkward first meeting; We meet Lacey, the female Michael (Thruple #2!?)

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B-Sides - EVUHDENS and Kim's husband interview

Fri, 16 Aug 2019 03:40:13 GMT

There is too much news this week and we have to talk about it.

We cover Azan's possible other family, the Tiffany tragedy, another TOW spoiler, the continuing drama with Tito and Brittany, AMA with DJ Doug, "We Are Not TLC" emails, and finish with a few minutes of Kim's husband talking about sportsball and reality tv.

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(2/2) One Year Anniversary Show Part Two

Wed, 14 Aug 2019 03:53:37 GMT

TRY

BUY

BUTTTTTTTTT

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One Year Anniversary Show - BT90 Days S3E2, TOW S1E12 Part 1 (1/2)

Wed, 14 Aug 2019 03:52:15 GMT

We bit off maybe a bit too much doing this anniversary show, but other than the instagram live debacle it was a great time :) Thank you everyone for supporting us over the last year. This part of the show is all the stuff pre-anniversary show content, so the actual episode discussion. Support our friends at Shatterproof - https://www.facebook.com/donate/376176909747410/

In Before the 90 Days, Rebecca meets the Count in Tunisia, Avery is a child and Kyle starts to hate her, Darcey has interesting choices in friends, and Caesar is defying the laws of physics by becoming dumber. THEN. ANGELA. SHE'S BACK.

In TOW, Jihoon becomes father, Sumit gets a shave while Jenny is bored, Pole has a panic attack and hides in the doghouse, Tiffany finds out that SA is a total hellscape apparently.

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Brother Dean Full Interview!!!

Wed, 14 Aug 2019 02:34:32 GMT

Here is the full interview with Brother Dean! Kim even talks to his girlfriend from the Philippines!!

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Love After Lockup S2 E23 - Life After Lockup - Broken Bonds

Sun, 11 Aug 2019 23:51:43 GMT

We start off addressing the news about Tracie and then get into the season finale! (OR IS IT??)

Michael reveals the Thruple might be a Quadruple; Andrea continues with the crazy but swears Lamar will never leave her; Brittany and Marcelino have a successful custody trial (We love you Gio!); Tracie and Clint get married and it’s the saddest thing ever given this week’s events.

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One Year Anniversary Show: Full Interview with Kyle's Wife

Sun, 11 Aug 2019 22:00:01 GMT

We edited down the interview that will go with the one year anniversary episode, but if you want to hear the full version here it is at 18 minutes :)

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Friday Surprise!

Fri, 09 Aug 2019 23:06:23 GMT

Sound the alarm and get the newspaper! Kyle's outta town and I went rogue. (OPPS!)

Love After Lockup fans will appreciate this one.

Happy Friday.

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B-Sides - Kim Finishes the Podcast

Wed, 07 Aug 2019 12:00:02 GMT

We got cut off pretty abruptly yesterday with Kyle in Scotland, so I wanted to finish up the EVUHDENS and "We Are Not TLC" emails, and a couple other thoughts on The Other Way.

This is me talking by myself in the studio and I feel weird about it, but I felt like I had to get this content to you guys!

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(2/2) Before The 90 Days S3E1 + TOW S1E11 Extended Pt2

Tue, 06 Aug 2019 15:56:15 GMT

Here is part two of BT90Days S3E1 / TOW S1E11 with Kyle remote from Europe.

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(1/2) Before The 90 Days S3E1 + TOW S1E11 Extended Pt1

Tue, 06 Aug 2019 15:54:31 GMT

Live from Edinburgh, here is the full and basically uncut version of the podcast for the premiere of Before the 90 Days Season 3!!!! I had to cut it into two parts without much notice in the episode, so this part will end abruptly at the end of our Avery discussion.

I apologize in advance for any audio issues. We had to do this over Skype instead of our normal remote podcasting app, which was having technical problems.

Kim is going to upload some additional thoughts of hers later on since we got cut off at the end by an angry wife and a fire alarm (which I'm pretty sure were unrelated - it was a test apparently). Plus, we probably could have gone another hour but Kim needed to go to work and I needed to let my kid nap :)

More thoughts soon, this was NUTS.

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Love After Lockup S2 E22 - Love After Lockup - The Schemiest Scheme Ever - Patreon Edition

Sun, 04 Aug 2019 22:02:23 GMT

Mary Payne from Pink Shade recaps with me this week in Kyle's absence. Apparently VPN isn't working for Kyle overseas to get his premiere Matt Sharp shows, so he was unable to watch!

This week on Love After Lockup Lamar is kidnapped by a crazy Mormon lady in Utah (oh wait, it’s his wife); Marcelino goes to see his attorney in a track suit; Brittany gears up for a custody battle; Sarah and Michael get in a fight two minutes after being in the same room.

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Archives: 90 Day Fiance Season 6 Preview

Sat, 03 Aug 2019 15:08:04 GMT

I'm still shaking my head. To think that we thought Kalani wouldn't be boring, Larissa wasn't insane, and that of all people Kim was most excited about Ashley... wow. Season six was a real gut punch. We still had a great time doing this podcast though and it was pretty funny to listen back to. So innocent. No naive.

At one point I think Kim said she loved when the cast reached out to us... oh sweet summer child.

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Part 2: 90 Day Fiance The Other Way S1 E10 + HEA S4 Tell All Part 2

Thu, 01 Aug 2019 03:27:25 GMT

We go deep on the Tell All: Why Pao should be quiet; How does Jay come off seeming semi-normal; Why did Chuck buy Andrei a truck?

We quickly discuss BT90D S3 couples, and then we do a financial deep-dive on Corey and Evelin.

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Part 1: 90 Day Fiance The Other Way S1 E10 + HEA S4 Tell All Part 2

Thu, 01 Aug 2019 03:21:37 GMT

Laura gifts Aladdin a dildo and it doesn’t go well; Pole survives a 5-day boat trip down the Amazon and has a reunion with Karine’s parents; Evelin explains to Corey an 11th time that she doesn’t want to have kids.

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Love After Lockup S2 E21 - Life After Lockup - Close Calls

Tue, 30 Jul 2019 01:17:31 GMT

Megan’s dad threatens Michael with an ass-whoppin’; Lamar goes to Utah to see a character from the Hunger Games; Clint and Tracey finish their fake fight and decide to get married again.

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(2/2) The Other Way S1E9, HEA S4 Tell All Pt1 Extended Part Two

Wed, 24 Jul 2019 04:00:12 GMT

In the extended episode we go deep on Tiffany and Ronald, explore Jon's thoughts on recent political developments in the UK, then cut back to HEA. We talk about Larissa and her totally normal and not weird at all boyfriend, then talk about the commercial we all had to watch for the Family Chantel.

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(1/2) The Other Way S1E9, HEA S4 Tell All Pt1 Extended Part One

Wed, 24 Jul 2019 03:58:36 GMT

This is part one of a two part extended. This is the public episode, minus commercials.

Jihoon gives us the best proposal in 90 Day Fiancé history; Ronald explains human trafficking and other South African troubles to Daniel; Pole encounters a serious case of poop water. Jenny gets groomed and Corey is a complaint-pants wanker boy.

P.S. fuck black bear diner

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Archives: Before the 90 Days S2 Tell All

Mon, 22 Jul 2019 17:00:00 GMT

Even though the Season 2 Tell all wasn't all that amazing, we had so much hilarious EVUHDENS this episode, including Jon's Airbnb listing. This episode is DEFINITELY peak Kim's laugh. We got a bunch of very angry reviews shortly after this, which made me pretty mad but after re-listening to this.... maybe they were right :D

Anyway, this was a super fun episode to re-listen to. I miss Angela.

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Love After Lockup S2 E20

Sat, 20 Jul 2019 15:31:20 GMT

Morning guys! Here is your ad free version of Life After Lockup.

Scott throws yet another engagement ring in the water (just not toilet water this time; Andrea explains to Lamar that the Book of Mormon says NO WEED; Michael is still on tether and doesn’t get to see his daughter born; Brittany wants Sascha to be her daughter’s Godmother, and Marcelino is NOT on board.

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90 Day Classic: Before the 90 Days S1 E12

Sat, 20 Jul 2019 02:36:14 GMT

In the penultimate episode, Sean and Abby tearfully depart and you almost forget he's 50 banging a 19 year old, Larry still didn't eat the pork and now his cousin is shitting on Jenny for some reason, Pole decides iron dock chains = romance, Corny seems to have sort of lightened up at the last possible moment, and Patrick is so fucking cringey I CANT. I CANT.

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(2/2) The Other Way S1E8, HEA S4E12 Extended Part Two

Wed, 17 Jul 2019 04:13:21 GMT

In this extended edition, we talk about the majority of the couples - Kim is VERY MAD about Pao (her lameness and career choices), Sumit is the best and this story is crazy, Tiffany is not as infuriating as we thought she would be, a bit more on the Larissa situation, Laura isn't happy about the apartment OR the Jiggy, and Nicole... fuck i'm glad her and Chantel are over.

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(1/2) The Other Way S1E8, HEA S4E8 Extended Part One

Wed, 17 Jul 2019 04:00:33 GMT

This is part one of a two part extended. This is the public episode, minus commercials.

Finally, HEA is almost over. In the public episode, we talk about Coltee and Debbie's creepy, creppy embrace, Andreiiii doing nothing and being proud of it, Druscilla has been shipped off so of course Korean parents give the blessing, and Corey is afraid of seeing a dead chicken (even though he eats chicken), then does the BLACK MAGIC.

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90 Day Classic: Before the 90 Days S1 E11

Tue, 16 Jul 2019 01:53:54 GMT

Pole and Karine reconcile for some strange reason over the translator app; Larry still didnt eat the fucking pig and Jenny hates him; Patrick is a pervy douchecanoe; Sean wants to marry a child he doesnt think can be in a relationship; Jessie gives Darzy the infamous appreciation ring; Corny and Antonio bang FINALLY but shit hits the broken fan.

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Love After Lockup S2 E19 Patreon Edition

Mon, 15 Jul 2019 01:30:02 GMT

The Thruple drama reaches an apex as Megan and Michael fight over Roc and Sarah is about to give birth; Scott and Lizzie go on a fake date; Tracie is officially released from parole and meets Clint at the airport to go to Vegas; Lamar gives Andrea ghetto-toe.

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90 Day Classic: Before the 90 Days S1 E10

Thu, 11 Jul 2019 07:01:00 GMT

Pole deals with the aftermath of the mugging, and we speculate what Karine's life would have been like if she actually left his ass; Sean still wants to propose for some stupid reason; we talk about #PIGGATE for way too long (fucking LARRY), Patrick is still trying to get in Miriam's pants; and Corny is insufferable.

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(2/2) The Other Way S1E7, HEA S4E11 Extended Part 2

Wed, 10 Jul 2019 04:30:25 GMT

This is part two and has all the extended edition content!

Shout out to one of our favorite people Andrea for getting banned for 24 hours from the facebook group for offending facebook's algorithm for totally stupid reasons. I thought it was hilarious.

Anyway - we cover Jenny and Sumit #bucketShower, Pole we've had quite enough of, then dive into the rest of HEA with Andreeiiiiii and the new baby, Pedro and Chantel meet the parents part 587439854365436, Pao fucking sucks fucking ass fuck, and then....

Ashley stuff. A fuck load of ashely stuff. I'm sorry, but at least its at the end.

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(1/2) The Other Way S1E7, HEA S4E11 Extended Part 1

Wed, 10 Jul 2019 04:26:26 GMT

This is part one of a two part extended. This is the public episode, minus commercials.

This episode of The Other Way was AMAZING. I was losing sleep over wanting to do this podcast!

In the public episode we talk about baby Druscilla pissing on eggs while korean mom consumes raw bacon (favorite thing ever), Ronald's totally boring but still highly objectionable bachelor party, and we go really deep on Laura and her sweet sweet Liam. Over on the HEA side we talked Coltee and Larissa before diving into some WYRs.

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Love After Lockup S2E18 Patreon Edition

Sun, 07 Jul 2019 21:54:01 GMT

Here is your ad free version of LAL for the week - no extended this time, sorry guys! We did have a pretty messed up round of would-you-rather at the end I think you'll enjoy ;)

Clint and Tracie are late AF; Brtiney is still hanging with Bunkie and Marcelino isn't impressed; Lizzie and Scott meet up again for some reason (hint: $$$) ; the thruple has fried chicken and sucky sucky; and Lamar has no redeeming qualities.

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Archives: Before the 90 Days S2 E10

Sat, 06 Jul 2019 15:18:15 GMT

Original Air Date: 10/9/2018

There are some awkward edits in this episode; I apologize, nothing to be done about it.

This episode was amazing for no other reason than it is the original debut of CUNTCHOPS.

Jesse stays in a hotel room across the hallway from Darcey, Ricky really needs to get a divorce, Marta.... ugh... , Pole and Karine have a genuinely sad moment, Angela gets a blackguy.

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90 Day Classic: Before the 90 Days S1 E9

Thu, 04 Jul 2019 13:44:50 GMT

Pole running into the jungle. ICONIC. This episode had its funny moments, but it also inspired some interesting conversations. The original thruple fight it out, Corny is a total prude (but Antonio is rude), Darcey agrees to let Jesse control her life.

Also... we talk about pegging. And Ashley.

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(2/2) The Other Way S1E6, HEA S4E10 Part Two

Wed, 03 Jul 2019 03:57:19 GMT

PART TWO of TOW S1E6 / HEA S4E10. Listen to part one first!

There is some dead air at the end. Sorry.

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(1/2) The Other Way S1E6, HEA S4E10 Extended Part 1

Wed, 03 Jul 2019 03:51:08 GMT

Part 1 of 2 Extended Edition Episodes

Corey arrives in pig town and pretends to be surprised like it’s the first time he’s been there; We meet Aladdin and he’s incredible; Laura goes to a sex shop; Deavan has a breakdown in the airport; Ashley calls the police to return the teenager she got from Jamaica. Nickel and Azan's phone. Fucking kill me.

Extended: Colt and Debbie co-sleep and Larissa hides in her room after seeing DUI Doctor, Andreiiii wants mom and sisters out of the delivery room, Pole fake runs, Chantel gives us deja-vu and Pedro is very Pedro.

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Love After Lockup S2E17

Mon, 01 Jul 2019 14:04:46 GMT

No extended this week. but here is your ad free version of LAL :) Kim got me up at the ass crack of dawn to talk about fucking gushers and cheeto sauce. I'm still nauseated.

Sarah screams in the lot of the same toy store she's lived at for three weeks; Michael is a terrible human being; Megan is going to use his GPS in a very sensual way; Tracie orders a tequila and coke; Clint slices beef; Marcelino and Brittney have an actually compelling and interesting conversation and talk to a competent lawyer (?????!!!!); Andrea is THE WORST. Finally, Lizzie makes a profoundly dumb and fake decision to see bikini and bike salesman Scott.

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90 Day Classic: Before the 90 Days S1E8

Thu, 27 Jun 2019 10:01:00 GMT

Jesse and Darcy really get into it for the first time, and we talk for probably way too long about his apartment decor. Sean and Abby make us sad, Chris drinks the blood of children, Larry still hasn't showered, and Patrick's mom makes a Pikachu face.

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(2/2) The Other Way S1E5, HEA S4E9 Extended Part 2

Wed, 26 Jun 2019 04:32:55 GMT

PART TWO of TOW S1E5 / HEA S4E9. Listen to part one first!

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(1/2) The Other Way S1E5, HEA S4E9 Extended Part 1

Wed, 26 Jun 2019 04:29:39 GMT

IMPORTANT: This file was so big patreon wouldn't let me upload it, so it's coming in two parts.

Wow you guys. Over. Two. Hours.

Evelin fails to meet Corey at the airport; We finally meet Deavan and Jihoon (and Bbakki the dog!); Tiffany gets a fab tour of the rehab center, Jenny pretends she isn't Auntie age.

On HEA, Ashley and Jay have a fabricated tattoo-bathroom-sex-scandal that we MUST talk about. Coltee RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT (also Debbie = Cute), Pao fires out a kid in bed, Pedro is a douchecanoe and her family be scammin'. OMG and Andrei's dad. The best.

We also have EVUADENS for you. Something about some person I don't care about speaking her 'truth'. Don't sue us Johnny.

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Love After Lockup S2 E16 - Life After Lockup Extended

Sun, 23 Jun 2019 00:33:48 GMT

Andrea throws her phone into a bed of limes in a grocery store; Scott and Lizzie go on separate but equally cringe-worthy blind dates; Sarah is STILL at the baby clothes store in sunglasses; Tracie dips a foot onto Mama Clint’s property; Marcelino tells us about his professional poker career.

Extended: Kyle tells a casino story... it's not for the faint of heart.

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Saturday Bonus: Grilled Cheese, Anyone?

Sat, 22 Jun 2019 15:33:11 GMT

Get the newspaper, Kyle!

Just some surprise inspiration for the weekend. :-)

Enjoy: The Ludwing Grilled Cheese, Extended Edition.

(GUYS - sorry! There is dead air time at the end - my bad)

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The Other Way S1E4, HEA S4E8 Extended

Wed, 19 Jun 2019 04:04:48 GMT

Kim already went to sleep so I'm typing this blurb, #sorryNotSorry

It's my birthday this week so I'm drunk. On a related note, we may have broken a record for number of edits we had to make this episode. I think I said some dark shit :D

Um.

Colt is poor, I love Mr. Tony, Pao is about to shit in a pool indoors, Andreiiiii is the WORST. WhY WOULD YOU THINK HER SISTER WOULDN'T COME. HOW. Team PedroChantelDivorce.

Anyway, Pole thinks its cool to barge into the apartment even though he's wearing bulletproof vest(s), Jenny and Sumit are pretty amazing, Laura has a friend named Ludwig and lets talk about him forever, and some idiot is taking her sweet sweet baby to live with a shitbag.

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Love After Lockup S2 E15 - Life After Lockup - Prove Yourself

Sun, 16 Jun 2019 01:38:15 GMT

Love After Lockup Cray Cray is back, recapping the first episode of Life After Lockup!

Lizzie - a.k.a. “Elizabeth”- and Jazmyne get questionable tattoos; Sarah goes baby clothes shopping with sunglasses on; Bunkie talks about her sentencing; Tracie wants to meet Clint’s mom.

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90 Day Classic: Before the 90 Days S1E7

Fri, 14 Jun 2019 03:14:55 GMT

Patreon episodes are ten times more fun.

This episode was a treat - Pole demands his STD test, gets it, and KARINE IS STILL HORNY. Corny is soooooo annoying and definitely banged Antonio, Larry is sweaty, and Patrick finds out that HE GAVE UP EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING!

Today marks Polish Father In Law's 40th anniversary of getting to the U.S, so I got all the details from him about his journey from COMMUNIST POLAND to CAPITALIST HEAVEN.

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The Other Way S1E3, HEA S4E7 Extended

Wed, 12 Jun 2019 04:23:44 GMT

The Other Way continues to give us life, and in this episode we cover it depth! Jon Walters weighs in on pre-natal products, we talk Hindu honor killings (hilarious), some stuff happened on HEA, and we do some fan shout-outs for being awesome.

Polish Father in law hates these people

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Bonus Pod: 90 Day B-Side

Sat, 08 Jun 2019 01:14:38 GMT

Kyle is on a little vacay, but I wanted to get you something fun for your weekend, so I got Erin Martin's sister side chic, Mary Payne, to talk 90 Day with me.

I call this "90 Day B-Side"

I also wanted to show off the new podcast poster that Steve C made for us!

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The Other Way S1E1, HEA S4E6 Extended

Wed, 05 Jun 2019 03:57:13 GMT

IT'S HEREEEEEE

We are so excited to talk about The Other Way. Also, some HEA stuff happened. Whatever.

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90 Day Fiance Classic: Before the 90 Days S1 E6

Fri, 31 May 2019 03:14:31 GMT

Fair warning guys... we let loose a bit on this episode. If you don't give a shit about what we did over memorial day weekend, maybe skip the first ten minutes :D

Corny meets Antonio at the catherdral garden (because that makes sense), LaRrY packs a pool in his suitcase and brings a trash bag as a carry on, Darzy pressures the fodder to propose, and, our favorite, #rashgate happens. Voodoo bitch.

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Happily Ever After S4 E5

Wed, 29 May 2019 03:40:51 GMT

NO EXTENDED THIS WEEK - sorry guys, not much content, but next week is going to be HUGE with The Other Way starting.

Colt delivers lines poorly written by production; Nicole's stepdad asks her the questions that everyone has been screaming out loud in their houses while watching this show; Pedro takes ten shots and does drunk ITMs; We don't remember anything about Ashley, Jay, Pao or Russ.

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90 Day Fiance Classic: Before the 90 Days S1 E5

Sat, 25 May 2019 03:32:46 GMT

YOU GUYS ITS CALLED A GENET. And we talk about it for like 20 minutes.

But for real, this episode is ICONIC. Pole Condoms. STD tests. Mime-ing a finger in Karine's boohole. Pole definitely stole this episode, but we also meet a phallus named Larry, Patrick flies to meet a beautiful woman in Paris and we're supposed to be worried, and Sean didn't send nudes.

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Happily Ever After S4 E4 Extended

Tue, 21 May 2019 14:06:53 GMT

Larissa becomes a master negotiator and gets a budget; Nickel reminds us that she has a normal friend; Elizabeth and Andrei instigate mass insanity among viewers; absolutely nothing happens with Pao and Russ; Pedro and Chantel PLEASE DEAR GOD GET A DIVORCE.

Kyle creates his alter ego, Jon Walters, Immigration Attorney.

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Game of Thrones Finale

Mon, 20 May 2019 14:11:55 GMT

In which Arya becomes a plantation owner in Americos

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90 Day Fiance Classic: Before the 90 Days S1 E4

Thu, 16 May 2019 10:00:01 GMT

We catch up on Life After Lockup Drama, talk about something Kyle wishes he never saw, and discuss the advice Larissa and Gnome have the for the new cast, then dive into the episode!

I'm still having nightmares about Jesse's parents house. #triggered. Pole gets bitten by mosquitoes while Karine clearly wants the D, we meet Patrick, a seemingly completely normal person doing a totally not-scary thing by going to Paris to meet a beautiful woman (A.K.A FEMALE), and Corny is off to Spain with just a backpack of clothes... like you're supposed to do when travelling.

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Happily Ever After S4 E3 Extended

Tue, 14 May 2019 03:27:05 GMT

Nickel FaceTimes Azan to tell him she’s purchasing an avocado (ostensibly for the first time EVER); Ashley has a fake date with some guy that’s 55% better than Jay; Larissa chooses a court-appropriate outfit; Andre is still angry about life.

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Game of Thrones S8 E5

Mon, 13 May 2019 15:29:09 GMT

THE HYPE TRAIN HAS ARRIVED AT THE STATION (airhorn)

Well, they did it. They made Cleganebowl happen. All praise the hypefather.

Dany went mad. Like... real mad. Cray cray mad. Should have given her the D Jon. This is what happens when you declare #sexstrike.

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Bachelor Cray Cray Pilot - Feedback?

Thu, 09 May 2019 14:00:34 GMT

Hello Patreon People!
I just recorded this pilot podcast for the Bachelorette and wondering if you can give some feedback before I release it on Reality Cray Cray! I just recorded this with a new co-host - Whitney, and wanted my Patreon peeps to listen before I release it to the general public.
If you don't watch the Bachelor shows, no worries. I get it. There's just too much trash tv out there.

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90 Day Fiance Classic: Before the 90 Days S1 E3

Thu, 09 May 2019 10:00:01 GMT

Pole sits on the side of the road and swats mosquitos for a few hours, then hops into the back of a super fancy uber with Karine, who is clearly 16.

Sean and Abby throw underwear all over the place, and DON'T BANG.

Darcey and Jesse steal the episode - bike rides, loubitons, awkward facebook conversations, it's terrible and hilarious.

Oh and we meet Corny. Shes... not very smart.

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Happily Ever After S4 E2 Extended

Tue, 07 May 2019 03:28:14 GMT

River shows off his cool beats while Chantel continues to blame Pedro for everything; Nickel reveals Azan got rejected from a country (South Korea) where he doesn’t even need a visa to get into; Colt goes on a date with his mother.

We also cover David.

EXTENDED: Deep dive into the 90 Day the Other Way Couples. Kyle teaches Kim how to pronounce Qatar but also might have proven his knowledge of South Korea is based on a subplot of "Lost".

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Game of Thrones S8E4

Mon, 06 May 2019 13:39:41 GMT

#gendrya is SPLITSVILLE. OVER. Cockblocked by Dany making him a lil' lordling. Kim is devastated. Kyle is devastated about a lot of things, but we make some dick jokes so everything is fine. IT'S FINE.

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90 Day Fiance Classic: Before the 90 Days S1 E2

Thu, 02 May 2019 10:01:00 GMT

This episode reminded me how much I hate season six and why before the 90 days is SO GOOD.

Pole is a complete lunatic in this episode, landing in Brazil and taking the ferry up the amazon. Of course, this is before we knew about his propensity to light things on fire.

Sean... wow. We talk about how he is basically the model for a human trafficker and how Abby's mom is right to be upset, although there is something really, really strange about the decisions Abby is making. And Chris. WTF. WHY IS HE MEETING CHRIS.

And of course... Jesse. We meet Jesse. It is. Amazing.

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Game of Thrones S8E3

Tue, 30 Apr 2019 15:00:54 GMT

The Battle of Winterfell is finally here! Kyle has opinions.

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Archives: Before the 90 Days Season 2 Episode 9

Tue, 30 Apr 2019 10:01:00 GMT

In this episode, Kim is on vacation, so Kyle recaps episode 9 with his wife!

Tarik proves he is a rap god with his beach performance of Round The Way Girl. Ricky shows his love for Ximena by nearly drowning himself. Paul and Karine go through some real and actual sad sh*t.

There are some sound quality issues with this one - sorry guys!

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Happily Ever After S4 E1 Extended

Tue, 30 Apr 2019 03:32:55 GMT

We’re back with Happily Ever After Season 4!

Jay gets thrown out of the car; Nickle tells us THERE IS NO BEAUTY STORE; Chantel blames Pedro for everything; Andrei still doesn’t like Libby’s sisters; Tarik blesses us with a recap of Round The Way Girl, and we also learn some very important news about Brother Dean.

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90 Day Fiance Classic: Before the 90 Days S1 E1

Thu, 25 Apr 2019 10:01:00 GMT

Remember when Pole was hilarious because you didn't fully understand how completely insane he was? Ah, simpler, innocent times.

This episode was a joy to watch compared to a recent 90 Day Season that shall remain nameless. We meet Darcey who looks 10 years older than now, Pole getting the hair clump made my life, and this guy Sean has a lot of underwear for his "darker skinned" girlfriend. Yikes.

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Archives: Before the 90 Days Season 2 Episode 8

Tue, 23 Apr 2019 10:01:00 GMT

This episode is the first time that Jon calls Kyle a c**t, and also the first time Kyle reads a Jon word-salad in Jon voice.

MyKal almost gives Angela a black guy/ black eye, and also a cake. Ricky sequesters Ximena on an island to tell her about Melissa. Marta makes her debut is and still the biggest disappointment in Kyle's life thus far. Rachel goes to see an immigration attorney that actually seems like she has facts about visas. We also learn that Tarik doesn't know how to swim.

Most importantly, it is in this episode that Fightin' Round the World is born.

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Game of Thrones S8E2

Mon, 22 Apr 2019 14:23:30 GMT

You guys, we recorded this at 6 am this morning because IT'S THAT IMPORTANT.

This week we learned the secret to superhuman strength in Westeros - sucking on them giant titties!

#Gendirya becomes a thing. I never thought it would happen, and to be honest I felt like a dad of a teenage girl watching it freaking out.

This episode was setup, character development, arc wrapup, and we loved it. All these fucking people are DEAD.

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Archives: Before the 90 Days Season 2 Episode 7

Thu, 18 Apr 2019 10:01:00 GMT

You guys. MyKal DID THE BJ. FOR REAL. Blow jobs for taxi rides! Right over here!

Did you know the Portuguese word for 'talk' is "FALA!" We also talk about 'What's Paul Peddling?! ... Just in case you need to train YOUR household pet to sniff out drugs.

Kim does her first investigation into how much cast members actually make... and thus an obsession begins.

This episode Jesse talks about why he loves America, and it has nothing to do with Darcey (Free Refills!). Angela needs to know if MyKal is wiping other girl's butts, a very pressing question when one is sitting on the most beautiful beach in the world. Rachel wipes her eyes obsessively on the London Eye. We finally meet Marta, the hugest disappointment in 90 Day history.

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Bonus: Game of Thrones S8E1

Tue, 16 Apr 2019 10:00:59 GMT

OMG Game of Thrones is BACK!

We are going to go way, way nerd level deep here. DO NOT listen if you don't want to be spoiled! If you haven't read the books but REALLY intend to, we will definitely cover some stuff that happened in the book but not in the show, and vice-versa.

We are so pumped that GoT is back and have a good hour long discussion about the episode- what happened, what we liked and didn't like, and our predictions for next week!

AGAIN, SPOILERS!!!!

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90 Day Fiance Classic: Season 4 Tell All + Sister Wives S1E1

Mon, 15 Apr 2019 20:36:31 GMT

This was a great episode! We cover:

- 90 Day Fiance What Now? Announcement of the Couples

- HEA Goss

- Larissa Music Video / Porn

- American Idol Sexy Dad Time

Then we get into the Tell All, i.e. "Non-Anfisa person, why is Anfisa such a fucking bitch?" Then we go DEEP into Seeking Sister Wives Season One Episode One in antipication of the Season 2 Tell All 4/14, which I will not be watching because GAME OF THRONES.

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90 Day Fiance Classic: Season 4 Episode 13

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 10:00:02 GMT

This episode has a little bit of everything - 90 Day Gossip, The Challenge, a long discussion about Seeking Sister Wife, American Idol, and more.

Then, the episode - a bit of a short discussion, but we obviously had a TON to talk about overall, coming in at our longest patreon episode yet, we hope you enjoy the new studio setup, we've upped our sound quality game with TWO MICs. Wow. Moving up in the world.

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Seeking Sister Wife S2 Wedding Finale

Wed, 10 Apr 2019 21:38:07 GMT

Calling all Seeking Sister Wife fans!

Since Kyle doesn't watch the show, Kim tracked down Erin Martin - @erinleahmartin on Instagram or find her at pinkshadewitherinmartin.com - to talk about Seeking Sister Wife Season 2, and deep dive into the wedding finale.

We also talk 90 day gossip for the last 10 minutes.

Enjoy!

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Archives: Before the 90 Days Season 2 Episode 6

Mon, 08 Apr 2019 14:02:32 GMT

Kim has her first interaction with a cast member.... Brother Dean... and nearly destroys her own phone in response.

We read our first iTunes review: "Kyle is great. The girl is alright." We haven't quite reached Venezuelan Socialists yet.

This episode introduces Polish Father in Law for the first time ever. (How did it take 6 episodes!?)

In this episode we got deep down the Reddit rabbit hole with Ricky gossip (Melissa was a fictitious character made up by TLC); Angela and MyKal talk about 'artificial insermination'; Karine and Paul get married, which PFIL thinks is the funniest thing he's ever seen; Darcey and Jesse break up 3 times this episode, and then we get to enjoy #ShoeGate2018. #neverforget.

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90 Day Fiance Classic: Season 4 Episode 12

Thu, 04 Apr 2019 12:32:26 GMT

Not much evudens this week, but we go REALLY deep on Nickel's mania and tell personal stories that might explain her. Chantel and Pedro... well they get married. Somehow. Make sure that prenup looks good mom. Lowo gets assaulted right on camera (#2 of the season - do I hear #3 Anfisa?) with ice cream. Anfisa realizes she may have pushed Jorge too far and manipulates him into coming to lunch.

This was the penultimate episode - usually next week is the warm and fuzzies, then the TELL ALL!!!!

We also officially announce what we'll be covering next - stay tuned!

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Archives: Before the 90 Days Season 2 Episode 5

Wed, 03 Apr 2019 14:44:15 GMT

Are you dressed like a hooch!?

Angela gets a lesson on 'how to dress appropriately in Nigeria' but retains absolutely none of the information. Jon reveals that he's beat the sh*t out of... oh... just 50 or 60 people (ish). Brother Dean mommy-shames Hazel and she shows us her Olympic running skills.

Ahh... the simple days of Before the 90 Days, Season 2. I do miss you.

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90 Day Fiance Classic: Season 4 Episode 11

Thu, 28 Mar 2019 13:00:02 GMT

Episode 11!!!! Polish Father in Law gives some excellent, but harsh advice, we go deep on prenups, and Kyle laments that Colt bought the same brand of car as he did (and Scott for Lizzie - sigh).

This episode of 90 Day was CRAZY. Anfisa and Jorge... WOW. I cant. Chantel goes to a "90 day lawyer (read: incompetent AF), Matt still wants Patrick to come to his wedding for some terrible reason, and Nickel cries a lot and doesn't listen to anyone.

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90 Day Fiance Classic: Season 4 Episode 10

Fri, 22 Mar 2019 04:11:08 GMT

This episode features a good ol' fashioned, full length EVUDENS binder section! So much to catch up on since we last recorded, including the cast of HEA announcement!!!

This episode, Jorge gets tortured by Anfisa using find my iPhone and I LOVE IT. Chantel browbeats her future husband into signing a pre-nup, Matt doesn't feel the love, Nickel eats chicken fried steak FINALLY (the portions aren't big in Morocco) and Lowo goes to chicken street and i'm hungry.

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Archives: Before the 90 Days Season 2 Episode 4

Wed, 20 Mar 2019 16:59:01 GMT

This episode reminds me of the good ol' days when Angela was the Queen of my world, and Kyle enjoyed watching Mykal.

This episode is such a delicious treat. Angela presents her gift of a conceal-and-carry bag displaying the Lord's Prayer to MyKal's mother. Rachel is still wearing that gross, raggedy old Tshirt to bed. Ricky has been stood up by Melissa, so he's roaming around Medellin in full camo and a fanny pack.

This is also the infamous Tarik-and-Hazel-go-to-church episode. Hooray!

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90 Day Fiance Classic: Season 4 Episode 9

Thu, 14 Mar 2019 04:13:33 GMT

JUST BE MOROCCAN FOR A MONTH OKAY.

In this episode, Lowo prepares the hotel, Jorge sleeps in his $80,000 car because he's an idiot person, Matt is sexually molested, Chantel continues to be the most irritating person on this show, and Nickel demands emotions. Good luck with that.

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90 Day Fiance Classic: Season 4 Episode 8

Sun, 03 Mar 2019 23:21:11 GMT

This episode was PACKED with good stuff. Anfisa's ring shopping, and the ensuing awkward conversation, was cringe-tastic. Chantel and River have the most absurd conversation ever recorded on this show about MUMMY AND DADDA, Nickel and Azan apparently just fight for 28 days and we barely see any of it, and Alla is a completely reasonable and normal person and I'm not sure how to deal with it.

We also talk about more aftermath of Colt's divorce party and the whole of Larissa's divorce party. Spoiler: it was terrible, but general baseline strip club party terrible.

Enjoy!

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BONUS: The Challenge S33E4

Sun, 03 Mar 2019 01:10:11 GMT

Kyle and Kim watch the Challenge and recap as a bonus for our Patreon listeners!

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90 Day Fiance Classic: Season 4 Episode 7

Sun, 03 Mar 2019 01:06:54 GMT

A few days late but here it is!

Before the episode, we talk about Colt's divorce party (I think I got syphilis looking at the pictures), and we have some FIGHTIN' about ENTERPRENURRIN'

This episode featured the ICONIC Nickel sand dune climb, Anfisa's modelling shoot, Lowo totally making shit up about his visa, and Chantel finally breaking the horrible, terrifying, abominable truth to her family.

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Archives: Before the 90 Days Season 2 Episode 3

Sat, 02 Mar 2019 03:34:42 GMT

I love this episode because it's the first rumblings of FIGHTIN' ROUND DA WORLD - Jon called someone a cunt online for the first time and we are SHOCKED. SHOCKED. How innocent we were.

We also debut THE BLACK ANTHONY BOURDAIN!!!!

Finally, at the end we play our first end of episode games, which eventually evolve into Would-You-Rather.

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90 Day Fiance Classic: Season 4 Episode 6

Wed, 20 Feb 2019 21:14:06 GMT

Episode Six! Kyle is absolutely disgusted with pretty much everyone!

Nickel rides a camel for hours apparently???? Chantel is a complete idiot person with no money, Pedro is a terrible liar, Matt goes to Medieval times to get a ring, and Anfisa demands $45,000 of satisfaction. And something about Lowo.

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Archives: Before the 90 Days Season 2 Episode 2

Wed, 20 Feb 2019 04:00:01 GMT

Episode two of 90 Day Fiance Cray Cray was one of the few times we ever watched the episode together and then immediately recorded- you can tell that we are both REALLY fired up about what we just watched and it's a bit of a sloppy episode. After listening to this the next day we both tried to work on the audio and correct things we found annoying about ourselves :P

Some of the predictions and feelings we had about the cast at this point turned out to be right, some way off, but it was a fun episode to do.

To recap: Jon doesn't show up at the airport, we meet Tarik (who has grown on us obviously), Angela prepares to go to Nigeria, Jesse SUCKS, I suspect Pole is a serial killer (who wants a DNA test #romance) and no Marta.

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90 Day Fiance Off-season Gossip + Uncut Erin Martin Interview

Mon, 18 Feb 2019 14:16:47 GMT

Hey guys! This is an ad-free version of our episode dropping tomorrow with an uncut version of Kim's Erin Martin interview! We go deep on all the happenings with 90 Day since the season ended. Spoiler: Kyle still hates everyone.

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Archives: Before the 90 Days Season 2 Episode 1

Thu, 14 Feb 2019 02:51:02 GMT

This is the first podcast we ever did, covering 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days Season 2! Who would have thought I would have kept doing it after this.

For our first episode, it wasn't a trainwreck, but let's just say the uncut version will never see the light of day. Enjoy guys.

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90 Day Fiance Classic: Season 4 Episode 5

Wed, 13 Feb 2019 05:08:07 GMT

MAKIN TV SCREAMIN CUNTS FIGHTIINNN ROUNNNDDD DAAA WOOORRRLLLLLD

This episode was hilarious. Kyle really starts to understand the love for Anfisa, Narika takes the trophy for the dumbest cast member, Nickel assaults Azan and we all laugh, Alla goes out to the clu- i mean a normal ass restaurant, and Chantel expects a Bishop to tell her to LIE ON TELEVISION.

We also discuss the cray cray archives, talk the virgin bachelor, and Kim hypes the Challenge.

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90 Day Fiance Classic: Season 4 Episode 4

Sun, 03 Feb 2019 22:44:20 GMT

This episode was fun - we talk about what Jon is peddling today, talk about all sorts of weird 90 days news, the K-1 process for homosexual couples, and of course, the episode!

Matt continues his idiot streak by showing up after his weird friend to dinner, Nickel meets Azan's family, Jorge presents his trophy to his sister, and Chantel gets drunker than Kim on a half shot of vodka!

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90 Day Fiance Classic: Season 4 Episode 3

Thu, 31 Jan 2019 20:51:20 GMT

WOOHOOOO Kim Fixed it!

This episode we debut a new segment- what is Jon Walters selling now? My accent got a bit wobbly.

Episode three sees Nickel being a terrible american, Anfisa wearing booty shorts and torturing Jorge, Pedro and River being besties, and Matt being a dumb dumb at JUNGLE JOHNS.

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90 Day Fiance Classic: Season 4 Episode Two

Fri, 25 Jan 2019 04:37:13 GMT

I said this would be out on Sunday but fuck it, you guys are the best and why would we wait to upload this?

We talk about Nickel meeting Azan, Matt making Kyle have feelings, Chantel porn super fun time, and of course.... luggage taxi.

This episode guest starring drunk Kim!

Thank you to all our subscribers! I totally forgot to thank people on air - we'll do it next time!

P.S. I cant promise our Patreon episodes will always come out thursday, but we will upload it ASAP and keep giving you an episode a week :)

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90 Day Fiance Classic: Season 4 Episode One

Sun, 20 Jan 2019 22:07:21 GMT

Here it is Patreon people! We are so excited to share our very first premium content episode, 90 Day Fiance Season 4 Episode 1!

Kyle has thoughts. Lots of thoughts. Nicole... WOW.

We love all you guys! Thanks again to our first five patrons, Lori, Gabby, Laurenn, Jessica, and Alisha :)

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(How to Listen) Thank You Patrons! A Quick Message From K&K

Thu, 17 Jan 2019 04:57:25 GMT

Thank you so much for subscribing to our Patreon! This is an important quick message from us thanking our everyone, talking about how to get your benefits, and most importantly we OFFICIALLY announce the first season of 90 Day Fiance we'll be covering on our premium podcast feed!

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