Same Day Shipping: Real Love & Fake Relationships

Nightbitch Ships and Maybe You're a Bad Detective

Fri, 06 Dec 2024 08:01:00 GMT

What do you do when a restaurant-opening-double-date turns into a murder-who-dunnit, and you've got no idea what's going on? Try to smooch the bad boy, obviously! Then, Nightbitch is a movie and it exists in the world right now, so we gotta talk Nightbitch Ships. Somehow, this is the return of both Woke Tim Allen AND the cum-hungry Mr. Bucket.

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Wicked Ships and Hot Take with a Twist

Fri, 29 Nov 2024 08:01:00 GMT

We've all been to concerts before, but have we all been the subject of a sting operation taking the form of a concert? WAIT, there's a twist! And the twist isn't what you think! Then Wicked is OUT, so let's defy gravity or whatever and ship the wickedest ships imaginable!

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Red Ones Ships and Long Distance Disinterest

Fri, 22 Nov 2024 08:01:00 GMT

Sometimes you've got to pour your heart out over the phone to your long distance significant other, and sometimes you end up proposing. So what do you do when this same L.D.S.O. just sorta says "uh" and hangs up?! Probably start by calling back, right? Then, the biggest flop of the year has a too-buff J.K. Simmons as Santa Claus, so you know we're talking Red One Ships!

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Nightmare Ships and We'll Just Sell it on the Street

Fri, 18 Oct 2024 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when your neighbors think they can just sell things in their front yard TOTALLY UNATTENDED? And how much will you pay for that cool looking door? Then, spooky movie genre month continues with Nightmare Ships - Elmstreet need not apply.

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Exorships and Do You Finish

Fri, 11 Oct 2024 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when and old fling comes back into your life, HAS SEX WITH YOU, and then while that's happening, her ex leaves a message on her machine? That's right, it's at least 20 years ago. Then, the Shipper's tour through Horror Cinema's past continues with an exploration of their favorite ExorShips (that's Exorcism Ships, but cuter).

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Universal Ships and It Drives You Nuts But You're Already Nuts

Fri, 04 Oct 2024 07:01:00 GMT

Love and trust are hard-won between super villains, but what do you do when your villainous SO's superpower actively weakens your superpower? Separate vocations, baby - it doesn't have to be that hard! Then, WELCOME TO OCTOBER - the Shippers are taking a tour of the ages of film horror with this month's themes! Up first, Universal Movie Monster Ships! You got your Draculas, your Creatures from the Black Lagoon, your Invisible Mans, your Swamp Things, your Frankensteins (agents of S-H-A-D-E, which is just totally how it's spelled normally).

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Board Game Ships and Deadly NDAs

Fri, 27 Sep 2024 07:01:00 GMT

What do you when your murderous mother-in-law-to-be demands you sign an NDA? WELL YOU DON'T DO IT FOR FREE. Then, what the heck? It's time for Board Game Ships! All your favorite characters from board games, all your favorite players of board games, all your favorite anthropomorphizations of board games!

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Penguin Ships and Cinephiles

Fri, 20 Sep 2024 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when your new S.O. starts very softly implying obscene acts with their novelty popcorn buckets? Kinda seems like... no problem, right? YEAH, BUT WHAT IF IT WAS A PROBLEM? Then, the Shippers get into the spirit of the new The Batman spin-off series by sharing their favorite Penguin Ships! And hey look, are some of these "ships" actually just "stories"? You better believe it! But you also better believe Mogge stuck to the assignment and brought one (1) actual ship (even if that ship is ultimately between a sorceress with unlimited power and her immortal play-thing / prisoner).

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Sweet Tooth Ships and Toilet Trouble

Fri, 13 Sep 2024 07:01:00 GMT

What if your neat freak boyfriend dropped your toothbrush in the toilet and didn't tell you about it? Sorry, I meant "what's the deal with boyfriends dropping your toothbush in the toilet?" Then, Sweet Tooth is a murderous clown who drives an ice cream with mini-guns strapped to the sides, but does that mean we can't ship him?

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Barbieheimer Ships and Alien Abandonment

Fri, 06 Sep 2024 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when your girlfriend dies and/or disappears for, like, years, and then comes back, only to fly off to fight some aliens or some shit? Then, look, there's a pair of movies in the theatre right now, and we're creatures of the culture, so: Barbieheimer Ships, it is! Hunger Games! Barbie! X-Men! Neils Bohr (for some reason)! The Simpsons!

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Beetle Ships and the Benny Edit

Fri, 30 Aug 2024 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when your new SO is obsessed with making edits for the only non-bisexual icon from the movie The Mummy? (And how many followers does their channel have?) Then, say it twice but don't say it three times, there's a new Beetlejuice movie, so it's time to talk Beetle Ships!

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Alien Ships and I've Got Dirt on Him

Fri, 23 Aug 2024 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when... wait, holy shit, Same Day Shipping is back? When did this happen!? The hot take is about Broadcast News and the topic is Aliens because there's a new Alien movie. And somehow, the gang starts talking about ovipositors in the first, I don't know, 10 minutes? We're so back!

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Cruise Ships 2 Part II and First Edition Nightmare

Fri, 14 Jul 2023 07:01:56 GMT

What do you do when your super sweet, super thoughtful wedding present reveals that your man has been WAITING for the perfect moment to leave you for some mystery girl? Then, look, Tom Cruise will die making these Mission Impossible movies for us some day, AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT. It means it's time for Cruise Ships 2 Part III (or is it Cruise Ships 3 Part 2?). Mission Impossible! Interview with the Vampire! Collateral! A Few Good Men!

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Superman Special

Fri, 07 Jul 2023 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when your contributions to rock and roll are being overlooked by your bandmate? Do you confess your inventions sorta suck? Then, there's a new Superman show, which means it's time to talk about all our favorite Clarks and Loises!

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Whip Ships and I Need You to Trust Me

Fri, 30 Jun 2023 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when your cagey SO has to disappear for days at a time, and when you press them for explanation, all they can ask is that you "trust them"? Why, you go downstairs and marry them of course! Then, dust off your fedoras, there's a new Indiana Jones movie in the theatres, which means it's time to talk Whip Ships! Batman Returns! Iron Man II! Scott Pilgrim vs. the World! Toy Story! Tenacious D!

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Wes Anderson Ships and Action Scientist Again

Fri, 23 Jun 2023 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when you find yourself re-embroiled in Meg-related attacks? You suit up and fight that thing: what other choice ya got? Then, Asteroid City is in wide release so it's time to stare dead-eyed directly into the camera and ship all things Wes Anderson.

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Elemental Ships and Flipping Out Nine Times

Fri, 16 Jun 2023 07:01:00 GMT

How can you even go on when a swing dancer at a wedding flips your wife like 9 times? You can't sleep! Your neighbor sends a pig wearing a mask into your home through the doggie door! Your life is in shambles, which means: you're a Tim Robinson character. (It's so good to have new I Think You Should Leave.) Then, the new Pixar film Elemental looks like shit, but it is out now, which means we're talking Elemental Ships! Avatar the Last Airbender! Star Wars: The High Republic! Little Nemo The Dream Master! Sky High! The X-Men!

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Crawl Ships and Playback Payback

Fri, 09 Jun 2023 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when you should be fighting vampires, but instead you have to be the cool teacher? Or maybe the negligent, absentee teacher? Look, we don't say it a lot, but: maybe call the cops? Then, Diablo IV is out and offering countless dungeons through which to crawl, which means we're going Crawl Ships! Girls! Secretary! 12 Minutes! The Superior Spider-Man! Star Wars!

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Survivor Ships and a Whirlwind Wedding

Fri, 28 Apr 2023 07:01:00 GMT

Star Wars Jedi Survivor is out today and it looks like it's good, so the Shipple Dips are talking Survivor Ships!

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Violin Ships and the Height of Betrayal

Fri, 21 Apr 2023 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when you're in an intense climbing situation with another person and it turns out they were totally boning your ex? You swallow your pride and SURVIVE. Then, Chavalier is in theatres which means the Dips are shipping Violin Ships! Who will wind up with Dr. Michael Morbius this week?

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Suck Ships and They're Saying it's Not a Real Show

Fri, 07 Apr 2023 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when Colin forces you to consider a hypothetical situation from the perspective of a Tim Robinson character? Then, Chupa is out on Netflix, which I guess means it's time for Suck Ships? Ships that suck! Movies that suck! Episodes of good TV shows that suck! And, inevitably, a living vampire man who sucks... blood, that is!

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Thief Ships and Living a Yassified Life

Fri, 31 Mar 2023 07:01:00 GMT

When you see a picture of yourself, but it's been yassified, does that feel... aspirational to you? Or critical? Or just nutso? Then, Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves is out in theatres, which means we are talking about Thief Ships!

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SCREAM Ships Part 2

Fri, 17 Mar 2023 07:01:00 GMT

We're going back to Woodsborrow! Part 2 of the Scream Ship-A-Thon, finds the the Shipple Dips revisiting everyone in the original Scream trilogy, and pairing them up with their perfect mates.

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SCREAM Ships Part 1

Sun, 12 Mar 2023 05:46:58 GMT

There's a new Scream movie in theatres, which means we're taking a "stab" at a Colombo Ghostface cold open. It goes great! Then, in part one, we find ships for all the new kids introduced in Scream 4 and Scream 5.

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Creed III Ships and Parisian Betrayal

Fri, 03 Mar 2023 08:01:00 GMT

What do you do when you left for the summer, and your SO ends up hooking up with your best friend? You dump him, right? Then what if he and the friend insist on telling you about everything and then dating in front of you FOREVER? Or, y'know, 'til next summer. Then, Creed III is out in theatres, which means... Patrick and Ryan spend a lot of time talking about Ant-Man and the Wasp Quantumania. Oh, and everyone watches the Creed music video for With Arms Wide Open. Look, it's sort of a weird episode.

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Cocaine Ships and You Lost the Lottery

Fri, 24 Feb 2023 08:01:00 GMT

What do you do when you're jealous AND a big ol' creep? Maybe you don't murder the person you're jealous of! Then, Cocaine Bear is out in theatres, which means it's finally time to do Cocaine Ships! Oh Hello! Boogie Nights! Breaking Bad! Legends and Lattes!

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Public Domain Ships and Would You Rather

Fri, 17 Feb 2023 08:01:00 GMT

We have a format. Such and such happens, but you are such and such - what do you do? Then Colin comes in here, and poses a "would you rather?" and frankly, no one knows what to do. Would you rather have sex with someone who has to poop or would you rather just not have sex? Then, the Winnie the Pooh horror movie, Blood and Honey (which should really be spelled "Blood and Hunny" now that I'm thinking of it), is released today which means it's time to talk Public Domain Ships! Sports Night! Little Women! Dick Tracy! Wizard of Oz! Sherlock Holmes!

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Last Dance Ships and Song Thief

Fri, 10 Feb 2023 08:01:00 GMT

What if you had a one-of-a-kind talent, and some international adventure dude took advantage of that gift to steal some fancy tiny boat? Start a life of crime? Then, Magic Mike's Last Dance is out today, so it's time to discuss Last Dance Ships!

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Cabin Ships and Rumble Ramble

Fri, 03 Feb 2023 08:01:00 GMT

What do you do when the outsider your brother brought into the family turns on everyone and your brother is nowhere to be found? You consider betraying everyone too, right? (This one's about wrestling.) Then, the new M. Night Knock at the Cabin is in theatres which means it's time to discuss Cabin ships! WWE! Gerald's Game! Misery! Fargo! Little Darlings!

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Shotgun Ships and Milf Manor

Fri, 27 Jan 2023 08:01:00 GMT

MILF Manor. Should be illegal. We gotta talk about it.

Then, Shotgun Wedding comes to Prime Video today, which means it's time to discuss Shotgun Ships! Kill Bill! Death Proof! Silence of the Lambs! Animal Crossing! Doom Eternal! Fallout 4! Supernatural!

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New Ship Resolutions

Fri, 20 Jan 2023 08:01:00 GMT

What do you do when you've been betrayed by your alien parasite / lover? Oh, you think it's not as big a deal as being betrayed by your friends and cohosts, who never had your back about how Venom is a modern superhero-horror-romance classic??? Look, there are a lot of hurt feelings so Let's Sort Them Out. Then, it's a new year, which means a new commitment shipping. The Shipple Dips share their resolutions for the new year (some of which are ship related, and some speak to fundamental needs for change) before talking about some "new' ships. The OC! Bridget Jones! Marvel's Midnight Suns! Crisis Core Final Fantasy VII!

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Forever Ships and the Worst Dinner Party Ever

Fri, 11 Nov 2022 08:01:00 GMT

What do you do when you know, FOR SURE, that you've seen a ghost, but your husband is totally razzing you for it at a dinner party? You assume that your husband is a killer, collet the baby, and get the hell out of the house. Then, Black Panther Wakanda Forever is out in theatres, so we're talking Forever Ships! 30 Rock! Star Trek: The Next Generation! The Sandlot! Devil in Ohio! The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power!

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Weird Ships and What is Wrong with Your Friends

Fri, 04 Nov 2022 07:01:00 GMT

Special guest hot take from none other than TAYLOR GD SWIFT. That's right, she's sending coded messages to the Shipple Dips, and it is their duty to figure out what exactly is going on in those 15 seconds between ridicule and applause. Then, Daniel Radcliffe is Weird Al in Weird, so it's time to discuss the weirdest possible ships in this weird episode about Weird Ships! Willy Wonka! Captain Phillips! Dog! The Kraken's Sacrifice! Mission Hill! House of the Dragon!

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Mocktoberfest and the Hookup Map

Fri, 14 Oct 2022 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when your meticulous log of every hook-up in the school GETS OUT? And then you get punched?!?!? FOR WHAT REASON?! Then, it's still October, which means it's Mocktober Fest! The Office! Fear Street 1666! New Girl! Mystery Science Theatre 3000!

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Croctoberfest and Too Attached at the Hip

Fri, 07 Oct 2022 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when your cool witchy friend chooses her boyfriend over you? Anti-love spell? Then, it's October, so it is naturally time for Croctober Fest (and this has nothing to do with Lyle Lyle Crocodile, in theatres now).

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Behind the Scenes Ships and Cartoonishly Handsome Surprise Husband

Fri, 23 Sep 2022 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when your rich, hot, strangely European, host starts making the moves on you? What if he's a dracula? You just do Dracula, right? Then, Don't Worry Darling has had one nightmare of a publicity tour, so it's time to discuss Behind The Scenes Ships! Only Murders In Building! Get Over It! Slings and Arrows! 30 Rock! SNL!

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Game of Thrones X SDS Allstars Shipathon

Fri, 16 Sep 2022 07:01:00 GMT

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It's a Game of Thrones x SDS All Stars Shipathon!

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AirBnB Ships and Eight Pancake Bitch

Fri, 09 Sep 2022 07:01:00 GMT

What if your S.O. humiliates himself with his inability to eat pancakes at volume? Probably cheating on you, right? Then, Barbarian is is in theatres, so we're talking our favorite AirBnB ships!

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Elf Ships and Radiation Surprise

Fri, 02 Sep 2022 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when your SO proposes to you... and THEN announces that they're dying? Do you kick 'em to the curb or just get married in the pocket dimension? Then, Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power is out on Amazon, so you know it's time to talk Elf Ships. How many "The Santa Clause" scenarios do the Shippers have worked out for you? At least two. How many gross House Elf scenarios? At least one. How many additional Final Fantasy VI references? Oh, they'll never run out.

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Cowabunga Ships and See if He Can Make it Ten

Fri, 26 Aug 2022 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when this famous dude wants to live in your house for a week pretend to be a family and will totally pay you for it? You get paid. It's not always that simple, but this time it is. Then, there's a collection of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle games coming out, so the Shippers are talking Cowabunga Ships! Look, the theme is pretty loose on this one. Go, ninja, go!

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Ice and Fire Ships and the Son of it All

Fri, 19 Aug 2022 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when you SO is obsessed with roleplaying a violent, incestuous, beastiality scenario (that also happens to be a classic 80s sitcom)? COMPROMISE PROBABLY. Then, it's weird to say this, but Game of Thrones is sorta back? Weirder still, the Shippers are hella excited for it? Look, they'll get to ships eventually, but they need a minute to why they loved the HBO Tits and Dragons show so much. It's Ships of Ice and Fire!

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Top Ships and an Utter Betrayal

Fri, 27 May 2022 07:01:00 GMT

I don't know why we let Colin do Hot Takes.

Then, there's a new Top Gun movie in theatres which means we're doing Top Ships! Top Gun! The X-Files! Batman! Monsters, Inc.! Stand and Deliver! Dangerous Minds!

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Rescue Ships and Chip in the Brain

Fri, 20 May 2022 23:21:54 GMT

If your SO once had a chip implanted in you that made it so he could monitor you all the time, how the heck are you ever supposed to trust him again? Oh, he removed the chip did he? Maybe he just implanted another chip that made you believe you had all your chips removed - EVER THINK OF THAT HUH DID YOU? Then, there's a new Chip & Dale Rescue Rangers movie, so the Shippers are talking Rescue Ships! The other three all talk about whatever, but Colin does a full-on southern re-enactment of Cliffhanger, so listen for that if nothing else.

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Cagematch: The Finale

Fri, 13 May 2022 07:01:00 GMT

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Cagematch: Part One

Fri, 06 May 2022 07:01:00 GMT

After years and years of planning, the Shippers are finally ready to tackle the untacklable: which Nicolas Cage movie is the best Nicolas Cage movie? The tournament begins as 15 classic films vie for the title of Eastern Division Champion, and a chance to take on the winner of the Western Division Champion next week! Who will win? Which Cage is Cage-y-est? And what is a soft boiled egg? Only very specific measurements of time will tell!

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Winkler Ships and Internship of the Century

Fri, 29 Apr 2022 07:01:00 GMT

Oh my god. Kelly saw Morbius so, like, let's talk about what it would be like to be the woman in that movie. There was a woman in that movie right? And then ("and then!?") there's a new season of Barry, co-starring Henry Winkler, so the Shippers are talking their favorite Winkler Ships. Happy Days! Teen Wolf! Ferris Bueller's Day Off! Best in Show! Moon! (And Patrick didn't come up with a ship, so instead he exposes everyone to a cursed Lego / Marvel / Muppets Mash-Up.)

Peg Mogge?

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Crew Ships and Perfect Ancient Personality

Fri, 22 Apr 2022 20:14:45 GMT

Your SO had a second personality this whole time and that personality to perfect for you. Like, you love that damn alternate personality so much, but he's been keeping it from you? Good think he's a babe either way. Then, there's a movie about a wolf, a shark, a spider, a snake called The Bad Guys, so the shippers talk about how in appropriate it is to market a children's movie with that Billie Eilish song, and their favorite Crew Ships. Our Flag Means Death! Star Wars! The Abyss! The Meg! Firefly! Community!

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Birthday Ships and My Rebound is a Centerfold

Fri, 15 Apr 2022 16:49:00 GMT

Isn't it always the way? The instant you find creative, revolutionary fulfillment in your magazine, you end up boinking the centerfold! We've all been there, but what about when said centerfold FALLS IN LOVE WITH YOU? Then, a new season of Russian Doll is on the infinitely repeating horizon, so the Shippers are saying "sweet birthday baby" and celebrating Birthday Ships! Sometimes that just means characters that have birthdays, and sometimes that means characters in movies where there are other characters that we never see, who will never have another birthday again. (It also means one deranged fantasy that we are all genuinely worse off for hearing.)

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Chase Ships and a Killer Bee

Fri, 08 Apr 2022 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when some viscount tries to suck bee-sting venom out of your titties? What do you know about allergies? What does ANYONE know about allergies? Then, AmbuLAnce is a new heist-y, chase-y movie directed by Michael Bay, so the Shippers are talking Chase Ships! Looney Tunes! The Other Two! Seinfeld! Drive Me Crazy! The Batman!

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Former Teen Idol Ships and The Coconut Test

Fri, 01 Apr 2022 07:01:00 GMT

When you're dating someone new, you have to expect some of the usual questions to pop up. Have you ever been married? Where did you grow up? Do you have any siblings? Is it cake? Only one of these questions is a test you can fail that would result in you getting no dessert of any kind. DON'T GET IT WRONG! Then, Jared Leto is MORBIUS THE LIVING VAMPIRE so it's time to discuss our favorite (and least favorite) Former Teen Idol Ships! Bojack Horseman! A Mighty Wind! From Justin to Kelly! Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23! Degrassi!

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Mouthful Ships But Mostly The Gilded Age

Fri, 25 Mar 2022 07:01:11 GMT

What do you do when you and your secret boyfriend THE GILDED AGE decides to start pitching woo at some THE GILDED AGE rich, but sorta boring, girl instead of THE GILDED AGE you? Then, there's a new Kirby game with THE GILDED AGE a special "Mouthful Mode" so the Shippers are THE GILDED AGE talking about their favorite THE GILDED AGE Mouthful Ships! The Bet! THE GILDED AGE! Fresh! THE GILDED AGE! Sideways! THE GILDED AGE! Willy Wonka!

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Batships!

Fri, 04 Mar 2022 08:01:00 GMT

Na na na na na na na na The Batman! Na na na na na na na na The Batman! The Batman! The Batman! The Batman!

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Ring Ships and Bame Bay Bhipping

Fri, 25 Feb 2022 08:01:00 GMT

What do you do when your lame little sister writes a whole play spilling all your MOST DRAMATIC dirt? Own it? Bully her into oblivion? Replace the first letter of your name with the letter B!??! Then, Elden Ring is a dark, scary, difficult video game, and the Shippers are celebrating by coming up with their favorite Ring Ships. Schitt's Creek! The Wedding Planner! The Hobbit! The Truth About Cats and Dogs! Green Lantern!

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Macho Ships and Mother Mixup

Fri, 18 Feb 2022 08:01:00 GMT

What do you do when a friend sets you up on a date with a sweet, little old lady? YOU HAVE A NICE NIGHT WHAT'S THE PROBLEM!?!??! Then, there's an Uncharted movie in theatres, and Tom Holland wishes he hadn't played the character so macho. That means the Shippers are ready to dig into their favorite Macho Ships. The Righteous Gemstones! Katee Robert's The Beast! Peacemaker! Breaking Bad! Arrested Development!

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Threequel Ships and I Saved the World But I Can't Remember

Fri, 28 Jan 2022 08:01:00 GMT

The Shippledips try to parse out what it'd be like to be the heroes of the new Matrix movie. Like: you may not remember your previous life, but you still wanna smooch, don't you? Then, this is the third dang wave of COVID-19, and everyone's going a little bit crazy, so it's time for Threequel Ships! Spider-Man! The Witcher! The Lord of the Rings! The Bourne Identity!

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Basement Ships and Tennis Trouble

Fri, 21 Jan 2022 08:01:00 GMT

What do you do when your S.O. takes a tennis court out from under the noses of some pretty cool people who may or may not be Kelly and Colin (but are definitely two strangers in a hypothetical scenario that has nothing to do with half the hosts of this show)? Then, it's sort of a walk to explain why this week's topic is "Basement Ships" but it is. Fraggle Rock! Elmo! That 70s Show! Wayne's World! Sopranos!

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5CREAM Ships and Wait a Minute

Fri, 14 Jan 2022 08:01:00 GMT

What do you do when your friend says they're skipping ahead one year at a time to experience one minute each time? You try to help for, like... a little bit, right? Then, Scream is out in theatres, but it's the fifth film in the series, so it should really be called 5cream. Now that "5cream" is canon, it's time for 5cream Ships, so let's get nasty. Thirteen! Dave! Murakami! Bayonetta! Buffy!

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Nightmare Ships and I'll Be Home For Christmas

Fri, 17 Dec 2021 08:01:00 GMT

What is it about the phrase "I'll be home for Christmas" that gives your mysterious SO a pass? Like, they're hiding SOMETHING - maybe a fun surprise for you, or maybe something MUCH WORSE. Then, the crew is excited for Nightmare Alley, so it's time to discuss Nightmare Ships. You think we get a couple Elm Street shoutouts? Oh, you bet we do.

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Shark and/or Jet Ships and Holiday Wedding and/or Holiday Party

Fri, 10 Dec 2021 08:01:00 GMT

Okay, on what planet do you skip out on your father's wedding to celebrate Christmas in a castle? The planet where Cary Elwes might be your new step-dad, that's where! Then, there's a new damn West Side Story movie out in the world, so we're doing Jets and/or Sharks Ships! Cowboy Bebop! Harley Quinn! Maneater! Mako: The Jaws of Death! Independence Day!

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Nun Ships and Which One is the Other Woman?

Fri, 03 Dec 2021 07:53:23 GMT

What do you do when your friend catches her SO boinking his own brother? Are they twins? Sure why not? Then, Benedetta is some kind of psychosexual nun-thriller and it's out today! That means the Shipple Dips are talking Nun Ships! Sister Act! Keeping the Faith! The Conjuring! Evil! The Sound of Music! Daredevil!

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Slime Ships and Scapegoat Son-in-Laws

Fri, 19 Nov 2021 08:01:00 GMT

Okay, so you find out that you're in the family from Succession and they're totally going to make you take the fall for everything. What do you do? What CAN you do? Then, look, it's not our fault, but there's a new Ghostbusters movie, so we're talking Slime Ships. Who Framed Roger Rabbit! Willy Wonka! Ren & Stimpy! Eternals! Figure It Out! Double Dare! Flubber! The Muppets!

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Home Alone Ships and Wait, Who Are You Again?

Fri, 12 Nov 2021 08:01:00 GMT

What do you do when you invite a one-time smash to your boss's wedding as a second date? Okay, okay, then what do you do if now you're the one-time smash? Okay, okay, okay, okay, now you're in an emotional affair with the bride and you have diarrhea... I mean come on: what do you do? Then, I guess there's a new Home Alone movie? What world are we living in? It's time for our favorite Home Alone Ships, whatever that means! Home Alone 2: Lost in New York! Eloise! The Lake House! 'Til There Was You! Weekly World News! Goonies!

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Eternals Ships and Sad Sack Tequila

Fri, 05 Nov 2021 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when you've decided to shoot your shot with someone, only to be undercut by some hot lady storming in and kissing them right in front of you? It's a Hot Take equal parts revolting and devastating! Then, it's time for Marvel's Eternals, so the Shippers are talking about ships that just go on and on and on and on.

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Horror All Stars x SDS All Stars and It's A Mating Thing

Fri, 29 Oct 2021 07:01:00 GMT

Ryan has been watching the Twilight movies, so we gotta talk about all the messed up stuff that happens in those things. Then, it's almost Halloween, so the Shippers are pitting a list of SDS All-Stars up against a list of Horror movie icons. It's an extra spooky SDS Shiparama!

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Spice Ships and Overly Diplomatic Colin Solution

Fri, 22 Oct 2021 07:01:00 GMT

Your new S.O. is so cool and so hot and so understanding about all of your weirdness, but they keep horning in on your creative projects. What do you do!? Colin's got an answer that's sure to placate and infuriate all parties in equal measure! Then, it's Dune day, which means the shippers are talkin' Spice Ships!

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Ewww Booo Ships and B-B-B-Benny and the Dress(es)

Fri, 08 Oct 2021 15:17:20 GMT

What do you do when the cynical reporter you're dating publishes the pictures he took of you in the paper of record? Then, Colin didn't want to talk about "Bond Ships" like Ryan suggested, so instead we're talking "Ewww Booo Ships!" Is that a critique of the Bond topic or just an excuse to talk about gross ghosts? Casper! Ghostbusters! Loki! Beetlejuice! Neon Gods!

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Cursed Ships and Omelette Infidelity

Fri, 01 Oct 2021 07:01:00 GMT

Some of these hypothetical scenarios involve coming out of a coma and having amnesia... and your dad being a dead villain... and your best friend being Spider-Man. Truly, what do you do? Then, it's the official start of the spooky season, which means it's time for Cursed Ships. No one does 'cursed' like the SDS crew. Pinewood Island! What We Do In the Shadows (x2)! Beauty and The Beast!

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Miscast Ships and Masha Mixup

Fri, 24 Sep 2021 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when you and your SO are both boinking leader of your quasi-cult / wellness MLM? Do you let the good times roll or do you GTFO? And then, look, no one likes to pile on, but that dude d e f i n i t e l y looks too old to play Evan Hansen now, so we're doing Miscast ships! Sometimes it's dudes in casts, sometimes it's about fishing, and sometimes it's literal. Parks and Recreation! Batman Forever! Sense and Sensibility! Alone!

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Assassin Ships and Mystic Secrets

Fri, 17 Sep 2021 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when your family has been keeping two secrets from you - one mystical and supernatural, and the other like, kinda mundane BUT STILL VERY HURTFUL? Then, Deathloop has finally arrived on PS5, so the Shippers are talking Assassin Ships! The Matrix! Terminator! Sunday in the Park with George! Sorry to Bother You! Grosse Pointe Blank! Breaking Bad! No Country For Old Men!

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Cruise Ships Part Twos and It Wasn't An Affair For Youse

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when you are outed as a cheater? Uh huh, uh huh, and what if you're outed as a cheater during the wake of the person you cheated with's spouse? You get those tasty little hand sammiches, and you get the S out. Then, there's a Jungle Cruise movie, which means the Shippers return to a long-forgotten topic: Cruise Ships! Overboard! Jaws! Futurama! Ghost Ship! Peter Pan!

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Snake Ships and Something Called Shazam Surprise

Fri, 23 Jul 2021 07:01:00 GMT

Everyone likes a sexy surprise, right? Even when that surprise ma-a-a-ay electrocute you? Then, there's some kind of GI Joe movie out, so we're doing Snake Ships. We got all the snakes - Pliskin, Solid, Jafar the... all of 'em!

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Ship Jam and The Alien Agenda

Fri, 16 Jul 2021 07:01:00 GMT

Okay, totally normal: your SO is an alien sent to kill everyone. Are you chill about it? Or are you gonna join team ET? Then, it's time for the return of Space Jam, which means your shippers have some Space Jam Ships to share.

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Maybe This Is the Long Delayed Ships We're Finally Getting and It Is My Favorite and You Need to Like It

Fri, 09 Jul 2021 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when Colin is your friend (or your SO) and you really really like him, but, like, my God, it's impossible to get anywhere in Taboo. Have you ever tried? It's the slow burn's slow burn. What are we talking about? Doesn't matter. Then, Black Widow is out after being delayed like 900 times. So the topic is Ships That We Were Denied For A Very Long Time, But Are Finally Getting. Or something like that.

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Tomorrow Ships and Dance With Me Please

Fri, 02 Jul 2021 07:01:00 GMT

Who's allowed to be mad when you and your SO both mutually blow each other off at the club? Ah, what the hell, let's all be mad. Then, the Tomorrow War is out, so it's time to... travel to the future to fight aliens? Or, maybe we're just ships some Tomorrow Ships!

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Golf Ships and Surprise! She's Alive!

Fri, 25 Jun 2021 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when your girlfriend disappears but then there's like a new girl who's basically making herself out to be your old girlfriend? You just date that new girl, right? Or shit, is she going to steal your identity too? Then, Mario Golf: Super Rush is out today, which means the shippers are talking Golf Ships. Caddyshack! Two different ships from the Simpsons?!!??! Whaaaaa?

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Sea Monster Ships and Moughing

Fri, 18 Jun 2021 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when your date starts coughing moths? And the moths are killing each other? And maybe there's a witch involved? Then, Luca is out on Disney +, so that means it's time for Sea Monster Ships! They're wet, they're slimy, and they got big ol' mouths! Godzilla! The Meg! Pirates of the Caribbean! Harry Potter! The Little Mermaid! Sleeping Beauty! The Shape of Water!

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Trickster Ships and 4loko Coko

Fri, 11 Jun 2021 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when you go out on a date and the dude drinks four cokes. FOUR. Like, what's his deal? Hold on, am I the asshole? Then, Marvel's got a new series all about Loki, so that means it's time for Trickster Shipsters! The Bird Cage! Catch Me If You Can! I Heart Huckabees! Better Call Saul! Hunger Games!

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Marvel/DC Shipathon!

Fri, 04 Jun 2021 07:01:00 GMT

If we're never going to see DC and Marvel crossover in the comics, the least we can do is cross them over in our ships! It's a celebration of randomly-generated ships from publishers that never play nice.

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Punk Ships and The Godfather Meets the Mob

Fri, 28 May 2021 07:01:00 GMT

Look, even if your SO is a total screw-up, if he's got a movie pitch as solid as "Godfather meets the Mob" you really just gotta bankroll that badboy. Then, Cruella is about a woman who will try to murder puppies someday, with a fun (?) punk / girlboss / high fashion twist. Which means it's time to talk Punk Ships. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Scott Pilgrim vs. The World! Fuck-Off Squad! Steven Universe! Degrassi! Toy Story! Cinderella III: A Twist In Time!

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Zombie Ships II and Hot Brands

Fri, 21 May 2021 07:01:00 GMT

Sometimes you start nasty-flirting with a brand. WHAT. COMES. NEXT. Then Army of the Dead is out so we're talking Zombie Ships! Again? Again. Mass Effect! Resident Evil! Dogma! My Boyfriend's Back! mc chris!

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Big Mommy Ships and Just Punch Him

Fri, 14 May 2021 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when you could probably just punch your way to love? You punch! Or drop a boulder on him? What's that? "Regicide" you say? Then, Resident Evil VIII has a big tall hot mommy in it, so the Shippers do what they do best: be horny about it. Mister Miracle! Sneakers! Valley Girl! Ratatouille!

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Loop Ships and The Spy Who Tricked Me

Fri, 07 May 2021 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when you're a spy, but it turns out the guy you're spying on is tricking you? Wait, hold on. You're both liars and... wait... wait... hold on. Then, Returnal is out for Playstation, and just like all video games right now, it's got a built-in narrative reason you just keep dying and living the same stretch of time over and over again. That means it's time to discuss our favorite Loop Ships! That means it's time to discuss our favorite Loop Ships! That means it's time to discuss our favorite Loop Ships! Looper! Hades! Fear! Palm Springs!

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SDS Ships the Snyder Cut - Chapter 3: I Think It Could've Used Some Editing

Fri, 30 Apr 2021 07:01:00 GMT

The ritual concludes in the only way it could: with an argument about what a reach-around actually is. The world is spared for another few years. But the threat will re-emerge someday. And Same Day Shipping will be there to defend the Earth. Together.

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SDS Ships the Snyder Cut - Chapter 2: Coinstar

Fri, 16 Apr 2021 07:01:00 GMT

The ritual continues as Ryan, Kelly, and Patrick try to determine what the middle 80-minutes of Zack Snyder's Justice League actually entails. Everything is so slow and so weightless that every scene feels like a Martian Manhunter trick. (For real, the only meaningful scene where Martha expresses some genuine pathos, and it's not even her? WHAT CRUELTY IS THIS?) Can Zack Snyder dampen Ryan's OTP? Can Flash find love in Toon Town? Is Cyborg a mechanomancer?

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SDS Ships the Snyder Cut - Chapter 1: Hotdog Bukkake

Fri, 09 Apr 2021 07:01:00 GMT

At San Diego Comic Con 2018, Ryan, Kelly, and Patrick watched Suicide Squad on three consecutive nights. Thus, an arcane ritual was born: this trio of Shippers would be doomed to recreate this experience every couple years appease the Gods of Apokalips and New Genesis. This year's torment is Zack Snyder's Justice League, which your hosts must discuss for three straight weeks. Will there be ships? Will there be bodies vaporized my Amazonian bracers? Or will it all be slow-mo needle drops and mysterious choirs of Aquaman worshipers?

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Prank Ships and Manic Pixie Dream Gardens

Fri, 02 Apr 2021 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when you are witness to the worst-imaginable "meet the parents" scenario? You look around to see if you're being filmed for a prank show because it's April Fools Day, and up to 25% of your Shipple Dips are actually into that kind of thing. Which means it's time to discuss our favorite Prank Ships! Fear Factor! Community! Looney Tunes! Sonic the Hedgehog! April Fools!

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Godzilla vs. Kong Ships and Manicotti Lovers

Fri, 26 Mar 2021 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when you realize the priest at your church isn't being faithful to you? I mean, he's already cheating on God, what did you expect, girl? Then: it's Godzilla vs. Kong Day at Same Day Shipping, which means we're talking about monkeys and monsters everything in between. King Kong! 50 First Dates! Misery! Attack on Titan! Kiki's Delivery Service! Donkey Kong! Iron Man!

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Slo-Mo Ships and He's a National Treasure

Fri, 19 Mar 2021 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when you're confronted with a wild-eyed man with an insatiable appetite for adventure and the Declaration of Indepence in his hands? You lock that shit down, baaaaaabbbbbbyyyy! Then, against all odds, the Snyder Cut of Justice League is real, and it's here! The Shippers get into the spirit by slowing it way down for their favorite (and least favorite) Slo-Mo Ships. Dredd! Enter the Void! North & South!

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Slept On Ships and Something About Harper's Island

Fri, 12 Mar 2021 08:01:00 GMT

Colin melts down during a hot take about Harper's Island. Then, look, it's a weird week and nothing new is coming out, pop-culture-wise, so it's time to revisit some Slept-on Ships! War Games! Star Wars: The High Republic! The Girl Who Lives Down the Lane! Doom Patrol! Guardians of the Galaxy!

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Sitcom Ships and Do It For The Kid

Fri, 05 Mar 2021 08:01:00 GMT

What do you do when you find out the innocuous but way-too-old-for-you dude that flirts with you has a 6 year old daughter with cancer? I mean, you volunteer to marry him and be a mother to this child, obviously, even though you're only in high school and WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!? Then, it's the end of WandaVision, so the shippers are looking back on their favorite Sitcom Ships. Kim's Convenience! Growing Pains! Mary Tyler Moore!

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Dig Ships and Rumour Season

Fri, 29 Jan 2021 08:01:00 GMT

"Okay, it's Regency times..." and just like that, the shippers are doing hypotheticals from Bridgerton. Then, there's some kind of World War II, Ralph Fiennes / Carey Mulligan archeology movie on Netflix, so the crew is discussing Dig Ships. Jurassic Park! Star Wars! Final Fantasy! (Things we talk about all the time on this show!) And a fun deep dive into who is hot (everyone) in Paradise Killer.

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Taskmaster Ships and Parental Surprise

Fri, 22 Jan 2021 08:01:00 GMT

Oh boy. As far as hypotheticals go... I'm not even sure how to describe this one... What do you do when your SO has a Real Person Fic incest kink, but expresses it in a (mostly) non-sexual way? Naturally: you ask more questions. Way more questions. Then, Mogge and Kelly have been watching British panel show Taskmaster, so what the hell? It's time to talk Taskmaster ships!

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WW84 Balderdash

Fri, 15 Jan 2021 08:01:00 GMT

What do you do when the rest of your friends have seen Wonder Woman 1984, and they're going to make you play a cruel game where they all lie to you about it? You strap in, call the bullshit, make some fun guesses, and enjoy the ride. Patrick, Ryan and Colin have all seen WW84, and Kelly's got to try to determine ridiculous fact from ridiculous fiction as they recap to the best of their abilities.

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Nintendo Cartridge Society - Mortal Kombat (1995)

Fri, 08 Jan 2021 08:01:38 GMT

No new episode this week, so here's a recent episode of Nintendo Cartridge Society about the 1995 film Mortal Kombat. Featuring Patrick Ehlers, Mark Mitchell, and Colin J. Morris. New episodes of NCS come out every Tuesday and Thursday, and we'll be back with a new Same Day Shipping next week!

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Ships of the Year and We've Got a Big Problem

Fri, 01 Jan 2021 08:01:00 GMT

Okay, but when you really think about it, would it really be so different to be dating the kid from Big? That's how all people are, right? Then, it's the end of the goddamn year, so it's time to discuss the Ships that sailed in 2020. It means we're talking about The Circle again (check your calendar, that was THIS YEAR), and finally going full spoilers ("Spoil me rotten." -Ryan Mogge) on The Last of Us Part II. Happy New Year and may your ships never be more problematic than you're prepared to handle!

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80s Ships and Protocol Kisses

Fri, 25 Dec 2020 08:01:00 GMT

You've heard of "shoot the hostage", but what do you do if your partner institutes a "kiss the hostage policy?" Worse yet, what happens if they kiss you and it's like the best damn thing you ever experienced? YOU CAN CHANGE THEM RIGHT?!?! Then, it's Christmas Day, which means Wonder Woman 1984 is on your TV, and the Shippers are talking 80s ships! Die Hard! Valley Girl! Return to Oz! Commercials! Radical!

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Quiz Ships and There's Something Wrong at the Nutrition Class

Fri, 18 Dec 2020 08:01:00 GMT

What do you do when your SO is like "babe, I'm going to make you this great meal I learned about in nutrition class" and then proceeds to rinse partially cooked beef IN THE SINK? You check out that nutrition class for some kind of body-snatch-situation, right? Then, there's a bunch of new Jeopardy collections up on Netflix, and Alex Trebek's final episodes are airing, so it's time to talk Quiz Ships. From songs to Degrassi to Jack Box Party Packs, there are too many trivia-obsessed weirdos to ship!

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Fincher Ships and Clayface Face

Fri, 11 Dec 2020 08:01:00 GMT

What do you do when the person you want to be with makes fun of your Christmas sweater? Oh, and also you have a Clayface face? Do we understand what's going on here? Nah. Then, Mank is out there, so let's talk about our favorite ships from David Fincher movies (and music videos). This one gets dark.

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NPC Ships and 7 Foot Tall Flyboys

Fri, 04 Dec 2020 08:01:00 GMT

What do you do when your boss wants you to basically cancel Christmas? And then also a tall hot boy is there, and he wants you to not cancel Christmas? Before you respond: this hot tall boy is like 7 feet tall and carved out of marble. Then, it's time to talk NPC ships, which means Zelda, which means Star Fox, which means Mario, but most urgently (and most hornily) it means HADES. Hook Zag up with everyone. Hook Meg up with everyone. Hook Than up with everyone.

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OctPhoBer and Bossy Lingerie

Fri, 27 Nov 2020 08:01:00 GMT

What do you do when your boss' BF sends you lingerie at the office, and that same boss catches you opening it? Sounds like you hold all the cards, but maybe you don't! Then, the shippers' artificial extension of October concludes with "OctPhoBer." So this one's about soup? A'ight, let's do this.

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OctFoalBer and MILD MANNERED MAN

Fri, 20 Nov 2020 08:01:00 GMT

What do you do when you're obviously crazy, but the papers insist on referring to you as "mild mannered"? Do you ride it out or try to right the injustice? I mean, if that's an AP headline, you probably can't do shit. Then, because the shippers can't let October go, they artificially stretch it out to yet another week - this time calling it OctFoalBer. Y'know, like a horse. And everyone definitely knows what the theme is and no one accidentally did an OctFoilBer ship.

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OctFoeBer and Too Taboo For Boo

Fri, 13 Nov 2020 08:01:00 GMT

What do you do when you can't convince anyone to watch your favorite sexy TV show? Also what if you're the only person who finds it sexy? Also also what if you're Colin J. Morris and this isn't so much a hypothetical question as just your goddamn reality and you really really really want your girlfriend to watch Taboo with you??? Then, fake October and forced word play continues with OctFoeBer Ships! The Shippers are always fans of enemies-to-lovers, this is just a formalized reason to explore some of their faves.

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OctFauxBer and She's in My Window!

Fri, 06 Nov 2020 08:01:00 GMT

What do you do when you find yourself in a genuine Degraci situation? Is there enough communication in the world to get you through one of those things? Then, the calendar may say "November", but the Shippers ain't done with October. That's right, it's the first Friday in OctFauxber, so we talkin' fakes and phonies.

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Tales From the Ship and Pie Pie Poo Poo

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when you're too sick to pull off the heist with your SO? And who is to blame when you start barfing all over the cash you boosted from the mafia stronghold? (Subquestion: is there anything more embarrassing or unpleasant than pooing your pants?) Then, hey, it's Halloween, which means it's time for Tales from the Ship. Does everyone understand the black cat-egory? Or do they all just have to boo their beast to scare up with some killer ships with very little desecration? It's a cobwebcast episcream to dismember with your fiends Skelly Boo-gent, Coffin J. Morbid, Dyin' Mo-ghoul and Patrick-or-TRICK Hell-ers.

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Leftover Ships and A Test of Devotion

Fri, 23 Oct 2020 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when a bumbling detective tries to get you to fake your death to trick your SO? Depends on how charming that detective is, right? Then it's time to discuss Leftover Ships. Friends who are left over, topics that are left over, and leftover enthusiasts! (But, weirdly, no mention of HBOs "The Leftovers.")

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Take Em Out Ships and Go Daddy Go

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when your SO's aversion to pornography is due to the fact that their parents are porn stars? Then, DC has released a Batman - Death in the Family animated movie, which means the Shippers are discussing ships that would be perfect if only one meddling character would be taken out (i.e., murdered) first. It's Take 'Em Out Ships!

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Grandpa Ships and Fake Diamond Rings

Fri, 09 Oct 2020 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when there's drama around not inviting the one terrible person in your friend group to your wedding? Relatedly, Kelly and Ryan have been watching Selling Sunset. Then: the Shipple Dips fight the War on Grandpa - it's time for Grandpa Ships.

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Pilot Ships and Jaws Wired Shut

Fri, 02 Oct 2020 07:01:00 GMT

What if your life changed for the better, but your SO wanted it to change back? (There's a twist here...) Then, Star Wars Squadrons is out, so we're talking Pilot Ships. Does that mean ships from pilot episodes? Characters that pilot things falling in love? Oh: it's at least these two things and maybe some more.

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Dontcha Know Ships and Doordash Surprise

Fri, 25 Sep 2020 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when you discover your DoorDash driver is one of the most despicable pedalers of faux-intellectual alt-right propaganda trash in the country? The Shippers work out some ambient rage on this topic before turning to the return of FX's Fargo. This can only mean one thing: Dontcha Know Ships! Minnesotans! North Dakotans! Ohioans? Sure they count!

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Introducing: EXILE a horror narrative podcast

Mon, 21 Sep 2020 00:11:28 GMT

In the post-post-post-apocalyptic future, a young woman is exiled from the small religious enclave of Haven for a crime she did not commit. Lurking in the surreal horror of the wilds are beasts and fiends, but these monsters illuminate her past, her relationships, and the circumstances surrounding her exile. This is her audio diary. Available wherever you get your podcasts and comes out Thursdays.

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NOTE: This podcast is best enjoyed using headphones or earbuds.

Written, performed, mixed, and produced by Kelly Nugent. Music composed by Analise Nelson.

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Girls on a Mission Ships and Many Boxes of Remains

Fri, 11 Sep 2020 07:01:00 GMT

Colin tries to convince his friends that it's not so weird to keep the remains of 30 pets in your one-room apartment. The boxes he's keeping those remains in, evidently, are very nice. Then, it's time to discuss Girls on a Mission ships. It's two two girls, trying to get shit done, maybe sharing a few smooches along the way!

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Avengers Anti-Ships and I Thought You Were Struck By Lightning

Fri, 04 Sep 2020 07:01:00 GMT

Do you assume that your SO is in some kind of body swap scenario? Or cheating on you? You'd be surprised which one the Shippers all assume. Then, there's a new Avengers game out there, and some of the character models are a little wonky, so it's time to talk Avengers ANTI-SHIPS. Who in the Marvel universe is too repugnant to ship with anything?

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Face the Music Ships and Rounded-Off Pennies

Fri, 28 Aug 2020 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when you find out your SO has been scamming the company they work for out of hundreds of thousands of dollars? You GET IN ON IT. Right? Bilk away, I say. Then, there's a new Bill & Ted movie, so it's time the Shippledips talk Face the Music ships! Best Little Whorehouse in Texas! Ten Years! Airheads!

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DC x SDS All Stars FanDome Ships

Fri, 21 Aug 2020 07:01:00 GMT

DC's Fandome is this weekend, which feels like a perfect opportunity for one of Kelly's patented blackout rage-tirades about the Snyder Cut. Oh, wait, no: I mean it's the perfect opportunity to randomly match up the best of the best of the DC Universe with a list of SDS All-Stars! Can the shippers get out of this one without ogling Dick Grayson's ass? No! Of course they can't! Why would they even try!?

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Crimes and School and Ships and Wedding Song Surprise

Fri, 14 Aug 2020 07:01:00 GMT

Look, first of all, don't have your wedding in Coronavirus time. You think you want that, but MY GOD, it can wait. But then also, p l e a s e don't sing a custom medley of parody Disney songs during your maid of honor speech. I mean, gross, right? Then, Teenage Bounty Hunters is out on Netflix, so it's time to explore Crime and School and Ships!

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Crossroads Ships and Stolen Quips

Fri, 07 Aug 2020 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when a VERY SITCOM-Y premise plays out, and your S.O. steals your perfectly crafted joke? Probably just watch that episode of Happy Endings and do what they did? Then, there's a new Fast & Furious video game called "Fast & Furious: Crossroads" which means it's time to discuss Crossroads Ships.

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Fist N Ships and America's Best Sleuths

Fri, 31 Jul 2020 07:01:00 GMT

Mogge's got some beef with the list of America's Best Sleuths as it appears on the Murder She Wrote DVD box set special features (seriously, why is Sherlock Holmes on this list), so the Shipple Dips hash it out. Then, there's a new movie about the ACLU's non-stop fights against the Trump administration coming out today, and that movie is called "The Fight." That's justification enough to talk about the Fist and Ships of our favorite fightin' ships, right? RIGHT.

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Baseball Ships and Quiet Fiances

Fri, 24 Jul 2020 07:01:00 GMT

You've had a whole conversation with someone without noticing the person sitting next to them. Is that person just boring? Or some kind of ghost? Maybe you're the ghost? Then, believe it or not, baseball is starting up (THAT SEEMS SAFE), so the Shipple Dips are taking it to the diamond and sliding into home ship.

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Paper Ships and Watermelon Madness

Fri, 17 Jul 2020 07:01:00 GMT

Marvel at the Shipple Dips as they unanimously (?) agree that there is A Right Way to do something... like cut a watermelon. Then, it's time for a new entry in the Paper Mario franchise which means: Paper Ships! Newspaper? That counts? From a book? That counts too! Related to paper in some mysterious third way (that also might be the first way)? OF COURSE THAT COUNTS TOO.

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Unkillable Ships and Grandma's Voice

Fri, 10 Jul 2020 07:01:00 GMT

How much time could you, realistically, stay with your serial-killer-hunting boyfriend after they use their most EXTRA techniques to make your son cry? (Boy, these things are getting dark.) Then: The Old Guard is out on Netflix, which means it's time to discuss Unkillable Ships. Immortal beings? People that die, but keep coming back? Or just ships so gross Ryan, Patrick and Colin will never convince Kelly to let them die?

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Musical Ships and Funko Ultimatum

Fri, 03 Jul 2020 07:01:00 GMT

A dramatic reading of an Am I The Asshole leads to some serious questions about what hobbies are deal breakers. Funko Pops? Always a broken deal. Then, Hamilton is on Disney Plus, so the Dippers are talkin' Musical Ships! That Thing You Do! A Goofy Movie! The King and I! My Fair Lady! Little Shop of Horrors! Chicago!

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Bait and Switch Ship - Welcome Back to Roswell

Fri, 26 Jun 2020 07:01:22 GMT

This week, the shippers are taking a break, but we didn't want to leave your feeds empty. As regular listeners know, Ryan has a WB Alien drama close to her heart and Patrick is a good friend up for adventure. Together, they host Welcome Back to Roswell, a show dedicated to recapping the 90's teen soap Roswell and the current adult soap Roswell, New Mexico. RNM season 2 is on Netflix this week, so enjoy this ep and then start the binge of your life. It's pretty addictive, so you should be done just in time to listen to a new episode of Same Day Shipping next week.

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Zombie Ships and Oops I Followed You To New York

Fri, 19 Jun 2020 07:01:00 GMT

A conversation about following a boy to New York turns into a Sliding Doors "What If?" scenario. Magic and time travel and retcons... ships are tough.... so tough they die? AND COME SHAMBLING BACK TO LIFE AS ZOMBIES? Is it possible we've never done zombie ships before? Shrug emoji on this one - pretty sure it's a new topic.

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UST Ships and Extraordinary Secret Playlist

Fri, 12 Jun 2020 07:01:00 GMT

Is it a total violation to know what someone is thinking just because you hear the song that's in their heart? I mean, probably? Then, while the Shippledips usually prefer to see their ships sail, maybe some sexual tension is better left unresolved. It's time for Unresolved Sexual Tension (UST) Ships!

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Unreleased Ships and Operating Table Surprise

Fri, 05 Jun 2020 07:01:00 GMT

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SDS Allstars and Hottie with a Bodyswap

Fri, 29 May 2020 07:01:00 GMT

It's time for another installment of Same Day Shipping All-Stars. 200 of the Shipper's favorite characters to ship (and to anti-ship!) go into a big ol' pot and get mixed up and shipped around until everyone has hearts in their eyes!

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Die Hard Ships and Cougartown Courtships

Fri, 22 May 2020 07:01:00 GMT

How do you go from being slut shamed by your neighbor to boinking them? There's gotta be a way, right? Then, it's some sort of Die Hard anniversary, so it's time for Die Hard Ships! Happy anniversary and just keep livin'.

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Episode One Ships and Balloon Babes

Fri, 15 May 2020 07:01:00 GMT

We just can't get away from Balloon Adventure movie, can we? Then, Star Wars Episode I Racer was SUPPOSED to come out this week, so we're talking Episode One Ships. Does that mean Star Wars? Occasionally, sure! Also means we're talking Murder She Wrote and trying desperately to remember The Nanny.

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Disney Ships III: Unshippables and The Kiss Betrayal

Fri, 08 May 2020 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when you show up on an island and then... something... happens? [Hey, it's me: Patrick. I write the episode descriptions. How's it going? This is week's Hot Take (which is what we call out cold opens - it's cute, right?) is about Too Hot To Handle. As is the case with all the Netflix reality shows, Kelly, Ryan, and Colin all watched it and love it and have funny things to say about it, but I didn't. I think this one is about it costing everyone money any time you hook up?] Then, it's the conclusion of the Disney Ships Trilogy! The Shippers turn their eye to the forbidden corner of the Disney Universe: The Unshippables! Little Mermaid! Tarzan! Black Cauldron! And, thanks to a list of the "Ugliest Disney Characters," a surprising amount of talk about Frozen.

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Alien Ships and Spreadsheet Secrets

Fri, 01 May 2020 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when your SO keeps track of your relationship with an elaborate spreadsheet? Is that creepier than journaling and WHY IS THAT SO MUCH CREEPIER THAN JOURNALING. Plus, at the time of recording, it's April 26, which makes it Alien Day! The shippers have the hottest alien ships to discuss! E.T., Lilo and Stitch, Mass Effect!

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Final Fantasy VII Ships and Wedding Dress Dumper

Fri, 10 Apr 2020 07:01:00 GMT

Final Fantasy VII is back, so you know what that means! The shippers are going to find the perfect ship for all the main characters - including all those characters you don't actually get to in the Remake!

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Quiet Ships and the Joey Betrayal

Fri, 03 Apr 2020 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when your friends don't text you back? Nah nah nah: what do you do when you friend CALLS YOU OUT for not texting back on yer dang podcast? This drama plays out in real time and the ultimate relationship fans may have to mend their own (relationships, that is). If the Shippers can patch things up before the episode is also, they also planned to discuss "Quiet Ships." It's wild to think that A Quiet Place 2 would have been out by now, right?

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Home Ships and Quarantine Hotties

Fri, 27 Mar 2020 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when your new crush wants to be quarantined with you? Welcome her in for untold months or shut the door without saying a word? Then it's on to Home Ships. You know home, right? It's the place you never leave anymore? OHGODIMSOBOREDANDLONELY... I mean enjoy the show!

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Island Ships and Bottom Half Dad

Fri, 20 Mar 2020 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when your SO's kids try to bring her ex back from the dead? Then, everyone is trapped on their own homes, and there's a new Animal Crossing where you build a town on a deserted island, so the Dips are talking Island Ships!

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Friday the 13th Ships and Gremlins on a Plane

Fri, 13 Mar 2020 04:05:00 GMT

What happens when you find yourself in a scenario you've seen in three different versions of the Twilight Zone, an episode of The Simpsons, and maybe a Futurama? Then, it's Friday the 13th, so we come together with some ships about that. What are we focusing on here? Slashers? Unluckiness? Just Fridays in general?

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Van Ships and MLM BDSM

Fri, 06 Mar 2020 08:01:00 GMT

It's another twofer! Kelly and Colin talk about loving the puppet but not the hand, vampiric sexual tension, and bad wigs that make sex good.

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Leap Ships and Invisible Exes

Fri, 28 Feb 2020 05:01:00 GMT

Okay, so can your SO's ex be both invisible AND not-evil? Seems like invisibility and evil go hand-in-hand, right? Then Ryan and Patrick leap into a longer-than-usual year with their favorite Leap Ships.

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Love is Blind Ships and Desk Chair Smackdown

Fri, 21 Feb 2020 08:01:00 GMT

Ryan and Kelly talk Love is Blind, out on Netflix now. There's so much to cover! Villainous love rhombuses, white scientists from Maine, and obviously, Nick Lachey.

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Saint Ships and Undercover Mob Boss

Fri, 14 Feb 2020 08:01:00 GMT

We've got another duo ship for you this week! Ryan and Colin discuss their favorite Saint Ships to celebrate the holiday (that neither of them celebrate.) How would Beethoven the dog fair in ancient Ireland? Are Jake and Elwood Blues worthy of canonisation? More importantly can the shippers fix the missed opportunity that was Blues Brothers 2000? Also; Murder, She Wrote, "mafia detectives" and incongruent music on DVDs/Netflix.

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Prey Ships / Homonym Ships and Matrix Kisses

Fri, 07 Feb 2020 05:01:00 GMT

What do you do when your S.O. has to kiss someone else as part of a secret mission? (You have a protracted conversation about The Matrix Reloaded, of course.) Then, Patrick and Colin had a little bit of confusion about what the topic is... after losing a "Bird Ships" episode, they attempt the later half of that equation with "Prey Ships"... or "Homonym Ships"... or "Pray Ships"... Look, it's a fun time. Weekly World News! Goonies! Ninja Turtles! Jurassic World! Keeping the Faith!

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Rhythm Ships and Break Up Cruise Ships

Fri, 31 Jan 2020 08:01:00 GMT

What do you do when you're trapped on a space cruise with your SO for 3 years? You become the Phantom of the Opera and make up a bunch of cool sci-fi stuff happen. Then, Kelly and Patrick use the release of The Rhythm Section to talk about their favorite Rhythm Ships! School of Rock! Black Swan! Whiplash! PaRappa the Rapper!

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Witch Ships and The Circle

Fri, 24 Jan 2020 08:01:00 GMT

Kelly and Ryan and Colin are sooooo happy that everyone independently decided to watch The Circle on Netflix. Meanwhile, Patrick hasn't watched The Circle on Netflix (how would someone even accomplish such a task?). Then, the Shippers celebrate the return of the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (also on Netflix) by talking through their favorite Witch Ships.

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Bad Ships and Nun Trickery

Fri, 17 Jan 2020 08:01:00 GMT

Would you do the bidding of a rogue nun in order to figure out if your SO fucked some hot count overseas? Then, there's a new Bad Boys movie so the Shippers come up with multiple Good Ideas for Bad Ships.

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Star Wars Ships Debrief and Witcher Dreams

Fri, 10 Jan 2020 08:01:00 GMT

Okay, what if I describe the sexiest person imaginable... Do you have it? Are you picturing it? Are you picturing SANTA CLAUS? No! You're picturing the Witcher (second place would be the mustache-spy from Mission Impossible. Then, the Shippers unpack their complicated feelings about The Rise of Skywalker in a spoiler-filled debrief about all the ships that didn't sail (and the ships that didn't sail right).

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Dragon Ships Revisited

Fri, 27 Dec 2019 08:01:58 GMT

Hello Shippers! We couldn't get together this week to record an episode so please enjoy this classic from the vault. Dragon Ships! We'll be back with a new ep next week, but until then, keep shipping Mushu with everyone and anyone.

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Star Wars Unshippables and Colin Gets Clowned

Fri, 20 Dec 2019 08:01:00 GMT

Sometimes, you have to realize that you are the clown you always feared the most. Other times, there's a new Star Wars movie, so the Shippers have a spoiler-free conversation about which Star Wars characters are the most unshippable (and holy cow, are some of these monsters unshippable).

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Rock Ships and So He Says He's a Knight

Fri, 13 Dec 2019 08:01:00 GMT

Look, the Shippers are just never going to trust time travelers, even when they claim to be knights. Then, there's a new Jumanji movie, which features Dwayne Johnson, therefore the topic of the day is ROCK SHIPS. Is there an extended conversation about The Thing (Fantastic Four) ships? Hey, you bet.

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Flying Ships and Psycho-Sexual Flip (Phones)

Fri, 06 Dec 2019 17:57:28 GMT

...in which the conversation inevitably turns to which phone would be the most effective vibrator. Then, there's a movie out today with Felicity Jones and Eddie Redmayne where she's an expert balloonist and he's definitely not Stephen Hawking. It's called Aeronauts and the trailer is hilarious. So the Dippers are talking Flying Ships!

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Murder Mystery Ships and Nanny Surprise

Fri, 29 Nov 2019 08:01:00 GMT

What do you do if you find yourself in a "Servant" scenario, and the baby you're taking care of turns out to be a doll? You GET PAID, right? Maybe you're too embarrassed to GET PAID!?!? Then, it's Knives Out day, so prepare for some Murder Mystery Ships!

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Frozen 2: Disney Ships Part 3 and FMK Under the Sea Edition

Fri, 22 Nov 2019 08:01:00 GMT

Frozen 2 is in theatres and Disney+ is in our homes, which can only mean one thing: it's time for Disney Ships III. Get ready for all-new ships from across the Disney cannon... and at least one re-litigation of an old ship...

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Bounty Hunter Ships and True Lies Guys

Fri, 15 Nov 2019 08:01:00 GMT

What do you do when this hot new stranger, who's also an incredible dancer, flees the fancy party and sets off a bunch of explosives? Sexy spy games abound! Then, we've got a healthy double-dose of The Mandalorian this week, so the Shippers are talking Bounty Hunter Ships. Some of these ships only technically involve bounty hunters, and some are based of stolen chemistry. But, hey, they're all great. Sneaky Pete! King of the Hill! Cowboy Beebop! Firefly! Metroid!

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Bad Song, Good Ships and Maid Switch

Fri, 08 Nov 2019 17:43:54 GMT

What do you do when you realize your maid is hyper-literal, but also a super talented baker? That might not be a relationship question or super relatable, but the Shippers answer it anyway! Plus, "Last Christmas" is in theatres, which means the Dippers are talking about the best ships in the worst songs!

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Roboships and Genie Dates

Fri, 01 Nov 2019 19:56:55 GMT

...and for your third wish, you set the genie free, right? What if it seems like that genie is going to ask you out on a date? AWKWARD. Then it's on to a Colin-less discussion of Robo-Ships. Terminator said he'd be back - he meant to snuggle, right?

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Ship or Treat and Fiery Lover

Fri, 25 Oct 2019 19:59:54 GMT

What do you do when, just as you're confessing something real, your partner accidentally (?) confesses to something much more dangerous? But like... with a funny twist. Then, the Shippers get ready to go Ship or Treating with a premise they can all sort of agree on. For each of these four unshippable characters, can they come up with one match that's a perfect trick and another that's a perfect treat?

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Imaginary Friend Ships and Employment Surprise

Fri, 18 Oct 2019 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when the person you fell in love with (...and let move in with you even though he doesn't APPEAR to be employed...) turns out to be a gigolo your friends paid to go out with you? THAT'S SOME BOMBSHELL-LEVEL SECRET. Do you dump the S.O.? Dump the friends? Sure! You've got your imaginary friends anyway! Jo Jo Rabbit is out today so the shippers (minus Kelly, as this is the episode where she reveal that she's either imaginary or a cyborg) discuss Imaginary Friend Ships!

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Morticia and Gomez Ur-Ship and Couples Costumes Red Flags

Fri, 11 Oct 2019 07:01:00 GMT

Couples costumes can be fun, but what do you do when he always wants you to be the murder victim? Like every time? Then, the Shippers often talk about other relationships but are there any out there as awesome as Gomez and Morticia Addams? There's a new Addams Family movie, and the ships are all classic.

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Comedian Ships and Failed Ghosts

Fri, 04 Oct 2019 07:01:00 GMT

Kicking off a month of spooky hot takes, the Shippers answer the question: what do you do when your S.O.'s crafting skills are so poor they ruin all of your sheets (and maybe your towels too)? Then, because we live in a nightmare world that bares down on us relentlessly, Joker is out this week! The Shippledips put together their favorite Comedian Ships.

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Snowy Ships and 90s Wayback TV

Fri, 27 Sep 2019 07:01:00 GMT

Ryan begins the episode by coming up with the greatest invention in the history of mankind... and Patrick refuses to move on with the literally dozens of elegant, easy transitions. Then the Shippers don't really know what to do with a new Abominable Snowman movie coming out (for real, Zendaya is Meeche only came out a a year ago), so they do what they do every episode: TRY TO SHIP IT.

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I'm Gettin Too Old For This Ships and Tall Girl Lies

Fri, 20 Sep 2019 07:01:00 GMT

Okay, so one episode of Saved by the Bell says that boys approach tall girls while they're sitting, ask them out without ever seeing them stand, discover they are tall upon standing, and then freak out. WE DON'T HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT'S REAL. Plus, Rambo is back in theatres, which means the Shippers are getting Too Old for this Ship.

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Unlucky Ships and Trailer Cry Boys

Fri, 13 Sep 2019 07:01:00 GMT

Awwww, shoot - are the shippers ssssooooorta interested in the Joker trailer? I mean, it's certainly making Colin cry... but then again, so are all movie trailers. Waitaminute though - today is Friday the 13th, so your hosts have to talk about Unlucky Ships. LOST! Carrie! Spider-Man! Roadrunner! Gilmore Girls! Series of Unfortunate Events! Home Alone! Hold on, are these all just the sweetest ships ever to grace this gross little show?

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King Ships and Surprise Human Hunts

Fri, 06 Sep 2019 07:01:00 GMT

A 1 in 52 chance that you're going to have to be hunted by your future in-laws... that ain't so bad, right? Then it time for IT part 2, which means the Shippers are taking the long walk to "King Ships" (and only partially understanding the assignment).

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Back to School Ships and Poisoned Plate Flips

Fri, 30 Aug 2019 07:01:00 GMT

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EPISODE 100: Ships vs. Wild

Fri, 23 Aug 2019 07:01:00 GMT

To celebrate 100 episodes of Same Day Shipping, the Shippers take another crack at playing an interactive Netflix show together. This time, it's YOU vs. Wild. And you may ask yourself: what could they possibly find to ship in this choose-your-own-adventure-style Bear Grylls survival-reality show? Uh, don't worry - there's a ship in here and it's hot and it's basically guaranteed to not have Station or Mushu or Hagrid in it.

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Runaway Ships and Salmon Cannon

Fri, 16 Aug 2019 07:01:00 GMT

Would you travel by tube if you could? WHAT IF YOU WERE ONE OF THOSE FISH? Look: it's a goofy one. Then, in honor of "Hey, Brenadette, Why Aren't You the Place We Expect You To Be? Shouldn't You Be At Home?", the shippers do Runaway Ships! Which.. is running away romantic? Jeez man, I don't know.

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Scary Ships to Tell in the Dark and Robot Cousin

Fri, 09 Aug 2019 07:01:00 GMT

When is it ever appropriate to offer "a reason these two should not be wed?" Like, never... right? Even in the case of A.I doppelgangers? Then, it's on to Scary Ships to Tell in the Dark. It's the spookiest ships this side of a Halloween episode!

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Introducing C'mon Now Sugah

Tue, 06 Aug 2019 07:00:47 GMT

This week the shippers are treating you to a special bonus episode!

Enjoy this sneak peek into C’MON NOW SUGAH! The Veronica Mars Podcast hosted by Ryan Mogge and Colin J. Morris. Join them as they discus the San Diego Comic Con Panel, analyze season 4, and give you a taste of what’s to come.

Like what you hear?Subscribe here (https://apple.co/2KwXfnj) or wherever you get your podcasts.

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Spinoff Ships and Space Herpes Lips

Fri, 02 Aug 2019 07:01:00 GMT

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60s Ships and Outfits From SNL Skits

Fri, 26 Jul 2019 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when your SO insists on recreating SNL characters? And then Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is out and your shippers aren't sure if they're allowed / supposed to be excited about it. Maybe? Well, they can be excited about 60s ships if nothing else!

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Kitty Ships and Rat Lady

Fri, 19 Jul 2019 07:01:00 GMT

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Gator Ships and Alien Surprise

Fri, 12 Jul 2019 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when your S.O. decides you're not even worth breaking up because she's AN ALIEN AND IS GOING BACK TO HER HOME PLANET? Do you get in a fight or do you just try to sneak on her alien space ship and escape before the planet explodes. The planet is going to explode, right!?!?!? Plus, Crawl is out, which mean we are talking either alligator ships or crocodile ships or who cares what the difference is. Link's Awakening! Scott Pilgrim! Anaconda! Lake Placid! Suicide Squad! Peter Pan! Moby Dick! This one gets interrupted by an earthquake, so the Shippers are momentarily derailed by survival-talk.

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Study Abroad Ships and This Country Bumpkin's the Pits

Fri, 05 Jul 2019 07:01:00 GMT

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Conjuring Ships and Chernobyl Don't Do Its

Fri, 28 Jun 2019 07:01:00 GMT

Look no one is saying that love did blossom in a nuclear reactor, but WHAT IF IT DID? Then, there's a new movie in the Conjuring Universe, so the Shippers are talking conjuring ships! The Brady Bunch! Stranger than Fiction! Space Camp! Final Fantasy IV! Teen Titans! The VVitch! Skyrim!

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DIY Ships and Corny Bits

Fri, 21 Jun 2019 07:01:00 GMT

What do you do when your S.O.'s father butters his corn with some kind of bread glove? Rock on? Or wasteful!?!? Then, Forky from Toy Story 4 has the Shippers thinking about DIY ships! War Games! Once! Always Be My Maybe! Home Improvement! See You Yesterday! And the next chapter in the Woke Tim Allen saga.

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E3 Ships and Falling Out of Silence

Fri, 14 Jun 2019 07:05:00 GMT

Another year, another E3 in the history books! The Dippers discuss their favorite ships from a week of trailers, new game announcements, and demos. Plus, the inevitable bagging on Gooigi.

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Theme Park Ships and Celebrity Hits

Fri, 07 Jun 2019 16:14:38 GMT

What do you do when one-quarter of a double-date asks you to punch them? Get some free martial arts training from Neo! Then it's on to Theme Park Ships because OMG Galaxy's Edge is a thing and Mogge's been there. Who are the Shippers favorite Theme Park Ships? Pirates of the Caribbean! Snow White! Mulan! Journey into Imagination! The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt! Plus, Colin totally knows what a Parrot Head is...

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Friends to Lovers Ships and Petition Skips

Fri, 31 May 2019 07:01:00 GMT

Fan petitions: who needs 'em? Yikes! Maybe your date? Then, inspired by Always Be My Maybe, the Shippers discuss their favorite (and least favorite) Friends-Turning-Into-Lovers ships. Doug! Harry Potter! Winnie the Pooh! Dawson's Creek! X-Men!

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Three Wishes Ships and A Magician's Choice

Fri, 24 May 2019 07:01:00 GMT

What happens when a date to the Magic Castle becomes... AN OPPORTUNITY?!?! Plus, the new Aladdin movie is out which means the Shippers each have three genie-style wishes. Which ships will they improve? (Please note: no one wishes for the genie to be free). Sports Night! Never Been Kissed! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Star Wars! Garfield!

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Revenge Ships and The Snapback

Fri, 17 May 2019 07:01:00 GMT

Sure, everyone comes back to life with that last snap, but um, time has moved on. Your family has moved on. WHAT DO YOU DO!? Plus, John Wick 3 has us thinking about Revenge Ships! Frozen! Game of Thrones! Kill Bill! The Princess Bride! Carrie! Revenge!

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Cartoon and IRL Ships and Secret Bloody S.O.

Fri, 10 May 2019 19:30:00 GMT

Lots of people aren't murderers until they kill someone. What if someone you've been sleeping with is one of these new murderers by extremely invading someone else's privacy? Then, after the Dippers decide how they'd help each other get away with murder, it's time to ship cartoons with real people! The Lion King! Harry Potter! Roman Holiday! Robin Hood! Shrek! The Philadelphia Fliers! Johnny Bravo! Entourage!

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Ship of Thrones and Sonic Surprise

Fri, 03 May 2019 07:01:00 GMT

You know who we feel bad for, but also who we refuse to understand? Sonic the Hedgehog fans. What are longtime Sonic stans supposed to do when their new movie looks. like. that!?!? Then, come on, Game of Thrones: let's get our Ships on!

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Avengers Endgame: SPOILER FREE SHIPATHON

Thu, 25 Apr 2019 07:01:00 GMT

Before declaring the Final Four for the Ultimate MCU ship bracket, the Shippers introduce GONZO CHALLENGER SHIPS. Behold as the most statistically unlikely things happen to alter the balance of the tournament. We will ever ship the same again?

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One Crazy Night Ships and MCU Bracket FINAL FOUR

Fri, 19 Apr 2019 07:01:00 GMT

The Shippers whittle their MCU ship bracket down to a Final Four! And then it's time for One Crazy Night Ships in honor of the movie Someone Great coming to Netflix. Date Night! A Knight's Tale! Game of Thrones! Die Hard! Carmen San Diego! Adventures in Babysitting!

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Hell Ships and Marvel Cinematic Universe Bracket Part 6

Fri, 12 Apr 2019 07:01:00 GMT

The Shippers' Marvel Ship bracket rolls forward with some crazy theories and at least one demand for an apology. Then, there's a new Hellboy movie, which means the Shippers are going TO HELL. Good Omens! Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey! Futurama! The Good Place! Hercules! Aladdin!

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Shazam Ships and Marvel Cinematic Universe Bracket Part 5

Fri, 05 Apr 2019 07:01:00 GMT

Your shippers continue their way through the ultimate MCU relationship bracket, but this thing's getting so tough, they need to make up multiple alt ships and break a couple rules to get to the next round. Then it's on to Shazam Ships. Does that mean Zack ships? Wizard ships? Some third kind of ship? Harry Potter! Wizard of Oz! Saved by the Bell! Aladdin! Kazam! The Wizard!

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Dumbo Ships and Marvel Cinematic Universe Bracket Part 4

Fri, 29 Mar 2019 07:01:00 GMT

To move forward with the Ultimate MCU Shipping bracket, your hosts have to start breaking rules. BUT DON'T WORRY, THEY ALL AGREE THAT THESE ARE GOOD RULES TO BREAK. Then, Dumbo is out this week, so the Shippers have elephants, circuses and dumb people on the brain. Hercules! Batman! Big Fish! Mean Girls! Anchorman!

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Doppelganger Ships and Marvel Cinematic Universe Bracket Part 3

Fri, 22 Mar 2019 07:01:00 GMT

More heartbreak and snap decisions as the Shippers make their way through the next phase of the MCU Ship Bracket, but that's what all brackets are, right? Then, the release of Us has the hosts a) freaked out and b) horny for characters that look like other characters! Woke Tim Allen! The Prestige! Roswell! Mortal Kombat 11! Also: which is the hotter Johnny Storm Doppleganger Ship - Evans (Torch x Cap) or Jordan (Torch x Killmonger)?

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Sleuth Ships and Marvel Cinematic Universe Bracket Part 2

Fri, 15 Mar 2019 07:01:00 GMT

The Dippers work on their MCU bracket before launching into the Nancy Drewiest topic possible: Sleuth Ships! How does incest make its way into this one? DOES INCEST MAKE ITS WAY INTO THIS ONE?!?!?! Murder She Wrote! Magnum P.I.! Diagnosis: Murder! SVU! Chip n' Dale Rescue Rangers!

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Marvel Cinematic Universe Madness Bracket Part 1

Fri, 08 Mar 2019 08:01:00 GMT

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Dragon Ships and Hulu Hardships

Fri, 01 Mar 2019 08:01:00 GMT

Colin has been using Patrick's Hulu log-in, so why is he seeing totally different ads? Bail-bondsmen!? Colin, what have you been searching! But then it's on to Dragon Ships, whether or not the shippers have any hope of actually training them. Spirited Away! The Hobbit! Mulan! Shrek! Sleeping Beauty!

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Rom Com Bracket Redo Part 2

Fri, 22 Feb 2019 08:01:00 GMT

Your Shippers have done the impossible: they fixed the EW Rom Com Bracket for the 80s, 90s, 00s and 10s. And. Then. They. Run. It. This is that running. Which Rom Com will be dubbed the Ultimate? And did it even appear on EW's list at all? (hint: no)

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Rom Com Bracket Redo Part 1

Thu, 14 Feb 2019 08:01:00 GMT

Happy Valentine's Day Shippers! To celebrate, let's take Entertainment Weekly's TRAVESTY of a Rom Com Bracket and re-do it from the ground up. In this first part of an epic two-part saga, your hosts fix the brackets for the 80s and the 90s, get kinda horny about Kevin Costner, and stick it to the baby boomers.

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Ships in a Bottle and Festival Hardships

Fri, 08 Feb 2019 08:01:00 GMT

Look, is there an elegant way to turn the Fyre Fest documentaries into a topic for discussion on a Shipping show? No, not really. Does that stop the Shippers? YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT DOES NOT. Then it's Bottle Ships! Does that mean Bottle-episode Ships? Drinking Ships? Something else entirely?!?! Battlestar Galactica! Out of Sight! Metroid! Guardians of the Galaxy!

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Quitting Ships and From Hair to Worse

Fri, 01 Feb 2019 08:01:00 GMT

What do you do when your new S.O. keeps changing hairstyles? GRILL THEM ABOUT IT UNTIL THEY FREAK OUT AND SHAVE IT OFF?!?! Plus, Patrick's quitting his day job, so the Shippers are talkin' Quittin' Ships! The Office! Jerry Maguire! The Truman Show! Half-Baked! Finally a listener question prompts a discussion about which OTPs couldn't hack the holidays.

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Trippy Ships and Your Ex But More of a Drip

Fri, 25 Jan 2019 08:01:00 GMT

After debating both Dad-Bod-Spider-Man and what constitutes a spoiler, the Shippers turn their exaggerated fisheye lens to Trippy Ships. Futurama! Beavis and Butthead! Valley Girl! Out of Sight!

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Ski Ships and the Funky One

Fri, 18 Jan 2019 08:01:00 GMT

What happens when your friend can only use the word "funky" to describe her new boyfriend? Worse: what happens when it turns out that HE JUST IS FUNKY? (Hint: never apologize, never show weakness.) Speaking of never showing weakness, the Shippers are heading to the slopes to talk Ski Ships! Stupid Sexy Flanders! Ski Free! Number Munchers! Frozen! Misery! Boy Meets World! A Goofy Movie!

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Bandersnatch Shipalong

Fri, 11 Jan 2019 08:01:00 GMT

Okay, so, HEAVY SPOILERS for Black Mirror: Bandersnatch. The Shippers break format to record a commentary/play-a-long track for Netflix's choose-your-own-adventure experiment. Behold! Your favorite pop culture obsessives stumble into a PERFECT FIVE STAR score!

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Resolution Ships and Shoe Skips

Fri, 04 Jan 2019 08:01:00 GMT

Happy New Year everyone! In the spirit of not being counter-culture, we're announcing our Resolution Ships in January. This is all about people bettering themselves... whatever that means. Happy Death Day! Bridget Jones Diary! Kung Fu Panda! Star Wars!

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2018 Ships and Book Rips

Fri, 28 Dec 2018 08:01:00 GMT

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Bee Ships and Christmas Flips

Fri, 21 Dec 2018 08:01:00 GMT

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Multiverse Ships and Hang Glider Slips

Fri, 14 Dec 2018 08:01:00 GMT

Your best friend has an irresponsible Adventures Sports guy for an SO - let's answer all possible questions that could pertain to that! Plus, in the spirit of answering all possible questions, the Shippers are talking MULTIVERSAL SHIPS. Into the Spider-Verse! Futurama! Cloverfield! Twelve Monkeys! It's A Wonderful Life! Watch out, the Shipper stumble on the strangest math in this one!

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Smash Ships and Jeopardy Secrets

Fri, 07 Dec 2018 08:01:00 GMT

What if your S.O. just doesn't want you to see their embarrassing performance on Jeopardy? Like, are you supposed to avoid watching Jeopardy? THAT SHIT'S ON NETFLIX! Plus, it's Dec. 7, which means it's time for Smash Ships! Super Smash Bros.! Bob's Burgers! Crash Bandicoot! The Smashing Pumpkins!

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Thanksgiving Potluck Ships and Cheers Wedding Snubs

Fri, 23 Nov 2018 08:05:00 GMT

The Dips test the limits of a bride’s powers at her own wedding before turning to Thanksgiving. This year, the Shippers are each bringing a different dish to make up one big potluck dinner! Potatoes! Pies! Turducken! Pies again! Featuring ships from Toy Story, The Simpsons, Game of Thrones, Pushing Daisies, Duck Tails and Robin Hood.

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Fallout Ships and Clarissa Explains It All Except For The Guy With The Ladder Leading Up To Her Bedroom Window

Fri, 16 Nov 2018 08:05:00 GMT

Look, if you have the opportunity to date Clarissa Darling, you have to accept the fact that you exist in her magical world. Plus, Fallout 76 has the Shippers considering considering self-insert ships (y’know, to rebel against that damn MMO) but instead they land on Fallout Ships! Night of the Comet! Necessary Roughness! Attack of the Block! Final Fantasy VII!

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Grump Ships and Dear Evan Hansen

Fri, 09 Nov 2018 08:05:00 GMT

Cat- and microphone-problems notwithstanding, the Shippers try to excuse the behavior of a manipulative teenage boyfriend-to-be waiting in the wings. Evan Hansen, you know what you did. Plus, Patrick sits up straight, which means he’s trying. Then it’s time for Grump Ships! Hocus Pocus! Harry Potter! The Princess Bride! Hello Dolly! Grumpy Old Men!

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Queen Ships and MTV Vampires

Fri, 02 Nov 2018 07:05:00 GMT

What do you do when you agree to go out with a vampire who turns out to be — wait for it — an actual vampire? You know, like in Queen of the Damned. HEY SPEAKING OF: that Queen movie (Bohemian Rhapsody) is out, so let’s talk Queen Ships! King of the Hill! Game of Thrones! Revenge of the Sith! Wayne’s World!

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Red Dead Redemption and Celebrity Obsessions

Fri, 26 Oct 2018 07:05:00 GMT

With apologies to Megan Fox and Andrew Barrymore, the Shippers try to figure out what to do with an SO’s celebrity obsession. Plus, the biggest game of the year is out today, so your hosts have the obligatory conversation about horse testicles in Red Dead Redemption 2! Without Colin, the Shippers milk the topic for all it’s worth - Red Ships! Dead Ships! Redemption Ships! Legends of Tomorrow slash ships! Huh?!?!

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Ghosts and Jamie Lee Curtis Ships

Fri, 19 Oct 2018 07:05:00 GMT

No, f’real: what do you do when your SO just becomes a ghost somehow? Y’know, like a necromancer is involved or some shit like that. Plus! There’s a new Halloween movie so it’s time for Jamie Lee Curtis Ships! Perfect! The Drew Carrey Show! House Arrest! True Lies!

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Venom and Hot Ships

Fri, 12 Oct 2018 07:05:00 GMT

Can you ever date an Eddie Brock? Or will you always end up being the other woman to his Symbiote?!?! Plus, the hottest, sweatiest ships around. Roswell! Hot Shots! Jesus! A Year Without A Santa Claus! Hot Date!

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Wedding Ships and Dear Prudence

Fri, 05 Oct 2018 07:05:00 GMT

It’s a very special wedding episode of Same Day Shipping! We’ve got something old (Patrick), something new (a frog with mustache), something borrowed (the premise of the hot take, from Dear Prudence) and something blue (the hottest gigolo)! Parks and Recreation! The Wedding Date! Doctor Who! Thumbalina!

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Bowsette and Ship of Fools

Fri, 28 Sep 2018 07:05:00 GMT

Can you find love in the arms of your enemy? Maybe once a magical crown transforms them into a mega babe. Then we gather the dumbest characters we can to come up with Ships of Fools! Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt! Bob’s Burgers! The Good Place! Bill & Ted! Tony & Michelle!

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Batman's Dick and Shapeshifter Ships

Fri, 21 Sep 2018 07:05:00 GMT

After almost a century of wondering, we finally got to see Batman’s dick. Is the world a different place because of it? Or is the world different because that Captain Marvel trailer kicks so much ass? In honor of Carol Dancers and her Skull-disguised-as-an-old-lady punches, we’re talking Shapeshifter Ships! Snipperclips! Harry Potter! Emperor’s New Groove! Runaways!

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Killer Ships

Fri, 14 Sep 2018 07:05:00 GMT

Can you ever, responsibly, fall in love with a homeless (houseless) lifeguard? Plus, Predator is in theaters which has us thinking about KILLERS. Who are the Shippers’ favorite Killer Ships? The Americans! Black Widow! Heathers! Nine to Five! Rufus Wainwright!

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Spider Ships

Fri, 07 Sep 2018 07:05:00 GMT

What do you do if a new date takes your french fries? Is it a bit? No one can tell. Plus: Spider-Man is out on PS4 so we’re talking Spider-Ships! Have we done this topic before? Yyyyyyyymaybe? We need help coming up with the more topics. Whatever, it’s a good topic. Harry Potter! James and the Giant Peach! Lord of the Rings! Gremlins! Black Widow / Winter Soldier!

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Keanu Ships and Crazy Rich Asians

Fri, 31 Aug 2018 07:05:00 GMT

Ryan’s having a Summer of Keanu and Destination Wedding is out today, so it’s as good a time as any to discuss our fav Keanu ships. The Lake House! Bill and Ted! Speed! Plus Crazy Rich Asians leaves us with more questions than answers.

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Puppet Ships and The Meg

Fri, 24 Aug 2018 07:05:00 GMT

Ships from The Meg quickly turns into an overall critique of the movie, a condemnation of Colin’s funnboy persona, and back rub train. Then the Happy Time Murders have us thinking Puppet Ships. DIG IT: we’ve got a historic OTP/NoTP pairing and your Shippers can. not. deal. Labyrinth! Christmas Toy! JT and Britney!

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Breakfast Ships and WoW

Fri, 17 Aug 2018 07:05:00 GMT

The Shippers try their best to take a husband’s letter from the front lines of the Battle of Azeroth seriously, but like, honestly, who calls it a “computer room”? Then it’s on to Breakfast Ships. Casper! Party Down! Breakfast Club!

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Impossible Ships

Fri, 10 Aug 2018 07:05:00 GMT

Would you be able to forgive your SO for a lifetime of writing songs about their ex? Like, the songs all indicate that they are not over it - can you ever move past it? Plus, a cool new Mission Impossible movie has us talking about Impossible Ships. Gone With the Wind! Homeward Bound! Harry Potter x Game of Thrones! Superboy and Robin!

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The Podcast is Dark Tonight

Fri, 03 Aug 2018 07:05:00 GMT

Normally, the shippers answer your questions! But tonight, things got a little hectic, so they pose the questions to you. Listeners! Have answers to Colin, Kelly, Patrick, or Ryan's hot takes? Tweet at us @shippledips or using #shippledips or email us at shippledipsshow@gmail.com! We love you, and see you next week!

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Colin Hates the Beach

Fri, 27 Jul 2018 07:05:00 GMT

The summer of sequels continues! In an attempt to un-Scrooge Colin the Shippers talk beach ships, San Diego Comic Con, and what happens in a romance if your S.O. forces you to watch Suicide Squad every night.

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Disney Ships Volume 2

Fri, 20 Jul 2018 07:05:00 GMT

The summer of sequels continues with a return to one of the Shippers’ favorite topics: Disney movies! Newsies! Fox and the Hound! Cinderella! The Lion King! Plus we’ve all seen part of Mama Mia 2 (just, y’know, not all of it).

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Pop Song Ships 2

Fri, 13 Jul 2018 07:05:00 GMT

This week Patrick, Colin and Mogge are talking pop song ships, bad vacays with your BFF and whether it’s okay to ship Sims of your friends. Also, the gang chooses which Tiny Toon to date. The ep ends with a make out sesh that Kelly is sure to be sorry she missed!

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Tiny Ships

Fri, 06 Jul 2018 07:05:00 GMT

If you made a wish for a cute boy to love you and, as a consequence, you become famous, that’s just cool, right? Like, that’s a zero-conflict proposition. (Poor Gordo.) Then, Ant-Man and Wasp have us talking about Teeny Tiny Ships! Process Mononoke! The Atom and Jean Loring! Inner Space! The Rescuers!

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Cop Ships

Fri, 29 Jun 2018 07:05:00 GMT

What’s a girl to do when her date wears a Captain America shirt every time they go out? You ask about it, but put a little stank on it, right? Then the Shippers move on to the topic of Cop Ships. Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries! Columbo! Killing Eve! Homicide! Detroit: Become Human! Plus, witness as Patrick becomes Ed Harris’ character from Westworld.

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Jurassic Ships

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 07:05:00 GMT

Do we need a fifth entry in the Jurassic franchise? Yes, if only so our shippers can devote an episode to finding ultimate ships for all the characters. Plus, Ryan and Patrick are pretty good actors, guys.

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Weekend at Bernie's and E3

Fri, 15 Jun 2018 07:05:00 GMT

Sometimes you fall in love with a corpse! What’s a body to do? Accept your life as a necrophiliac or leave town and never speak of this again. Then, we talk Ships from E3 2018! Walking Dead x The Last of Us! Trials Rising! Spider-Man! Fire Escape!

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Beach Party and Lady Ships

Fri, 08 Jun 2018 07:05:00 GMT

Ocean’s 11, Ocean’s 12, Ocean’s 13, Ocean’s... 8? It’s time for a soft reboot (which Colin is totally okay with, btw), but this time with all ladies! So we’ve got Lady Ships on the brain. Plus a frank discussion of Beach Blanket Bingo strategy and what to do with do when your SO is deathly allergic to your cat.

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Read Ships and Homicidal Love

Fri, 01 Jun 2018 07:05:00 GMT

Look, we all like bookworms, so sometimes we gotta ship some bookish ships. In celebration of Book Club (the movie about horny older women discovering 50 Shades - IT LOOKS SO GOOD), we come up with our favorite “Read Ship.” As always, that means whatever we think that means. Buffy the Vampire Slayer! The Neverending Story! The Unbelievable Gwenpool! Jane Austen’s Persuasion!

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Solo Ships and Fateful Consequences

Fri, 25 May 2018 07:05:00 GMT

What do you do when an ex comes crawling back? Especially when you're pretty sure they're on their same bullshit, just gussied up like it's something new? And who's excited for Solo!? If it's got some Lando in it, then your shippers are. We're talking "Solo Ships" - whatever that means (we love homophones)! Doctor Who! The Vision! Under the Tuscan Sun! Marvel's Star Wars Comics!

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Quip Ships and Romance Novels About You

Fri, 18 May 2018 07:05:00 GMT

There’s a new Deadpool movie in theatres, which means the Dips are shipping quippy couples! Gilmore Girls! The Avengers! Sports Night! His Girl Friday!

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Motherships and 50 Cars

Fri, 11 May 2018 07:05:00 GMT

After the Shippers decide hat you probably can’t murder your way out of every relationship, the topic turns to Mother Ships. Happy Mothers Day! (But also the phrase mothership is a homophone, so there are some alien ships in the mix.) Galaxy Quest! The Simpsons! Ragtime! Roswell! Plus, a frank discussion of who is the most attractive animated man.

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Swimming Ships and Bosch

Fri, 04 May 2018 18:43:52 GMT

Everybody in the pool! It’s time to discuss Swimming Ships! The O.C.! The Abyss! Waterworld! Little Mermaid! Drop Dead Gorgeous! (Does that last one count?) Plus, the Shippers figure out what to do when your friend is dating his daughter’s look-a-like and their favorite thruples.

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Avengers Infinity War Part Chris

Fri, 27 Apr 2018 07:05:00 GMT

No ships. Just Chris.

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Mythships and #TheTrunksAreBack

Fri, 20 Apr 2018 07:05:00 GMT

From American Legends to Xena Warrior Princess, your hosts have mythological ships on their minds. Plus, the Shippers answer the question: When are novelty underpants ever acceptable in a sexual situation? Ever? Probably not, right? #TheTrunksAreBack

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New Kids and A Match Made in Space

Fri, 13 Apr 2018 07:05:00 GMT

Hollywood Hot Shot Colin J. Morris couldn’t make it to today’s show, so instead, he calls in with a not-actually-a-question about Back to the Future. Then the Shippers turn to ships featuring the new kid in town. The Simpsons! Just One of the Guys! Footloose!

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Parent Ships and Future Selves

Fri, 06 Apr 2018 07:05:00 GMT

If we can’t call Zack and Miri Make A Porno, “Make A Porno”, then we can’t call Blockers “Cock Blockers”. Either way, we just gotta talk about parent ships in stories that aren’t necessarily about the parents. Buffy! That 70s Show! Home Alone! Secret Admirer! Plus, would you bone a future version of yourself? And are there any words that are deal breakers? Y’know, totally innocent words like “kiddo”, “daddy”, or “cuck”... wait... cuck?

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Dog Ships and Away Teams

Fri, 30 Mar 2018 07:05:00 GMT

Daphne and Velma separates a pair from the main team and THEN WHAT HAPPENS? Something we can ship?! What other team could stand to have two member siphoned off to explore their feelings? Then, inspired by the non-problematic parts of Isle of Dogs (if there are non-problematic parts of Isle of Dogs...), your Shippers have dog-owner Jen Kleinrock on to discuss their favorite canine ships. Homeward Bound! 101 Dalmatians! Lady Dynamite! Secret of Evermore! Snow Dogs! Look Who’s Talking Now! Then a listener question prompts some cross-platform ships.

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Giants, Jerks, and Giant Jerks

Fri, 23 Mar 2018 07:05:00 GMT

Pacific Rim 2 is out TODAY, so your Shippers have got some big, big, big-big-big (like, skyscraper-sized) ships to discuss. And because they’re all huge dorks, that means Rubeus Hagrid is making two appearances on the show - and one of those ships is the most vile thing any of your hosts have ever dared spoken aloud. Plus: The Iron Giant, The Princess Bride, Clifford the Big Red Dog x Falcor from the Never Ending Story and more Jim Halpert bashing!

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X Marks the Ship

Fri, 16 Mar 2018 07:05:00 GMT

What do you do when the charming rakish gentleman you’ve been chatting with ends up being a student of Super Seducer? You buckle in for another two hours of conversation and an clumsy transition into Treasure Hunting Ships! The Wild Thornberrys! Treasure Planet! Uncharted! The Mummy! Plus, what does Patrick mean when he says “kissy time” and is it anything like The Mask-esque calypso dance sequence playing on repeat in Colin’s head?

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A Wrinkle in Time, YA Ships and Colin’s Coupon Query

Fri, 09 Mar 2018 08:05:00 GMT

A Wrinkle in Time looks like it’s gonna be crazy, and it’s got the Shippers thinking about their favorite ships from Young Adult fiction. From Animorphs to Lemony Snicket to Lord of the Rings to The Boy Who Lost His Face, they’re talking the best Ships on the page. Plus, Colin sweats a coupon that’s about to expire and the girls share (perhaps over share) their fic-huntin’ habits. [filter by: EXPLICIT]

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Infidelity and Infinity War

Fri, 02 Mar 2018 08:05:00 GMT

After Avengers Infinity War’s new release date throws your Shippers for a loop, they set their sights on Infidelity Ships. Turns out, The Office is full of homewrecking relationships and the whole thing needs to be taken down a peg. Plus, Catherine, Grey’s Anatomy and George Costanza + Marisa Tomei!

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Pop Song Ships and Cloverfield Paradox

Fri, 23 Feb 2018 08:05:00 GMT

There’s no parallel-universe-problem that can’t be solved with murder, right? If they can’t solve the Cloverfield Paradox by killing, the Shippers can at least pick their favorite ships out of pop songs! Dashboard Confessional! Weezer! Johnny Cash and June Carter! The Magnetic Fields! Aimee Mann? Jury’s still out on that one. Plus, when a couple doesn’t have a common tongue, they must rely on that which connected them in the first place (probably doin’ it). Bloop!

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"I'm Dating a Troll!" and Ships at First Sight

Fri, 16 Feb 2018 08:05:00 GMT

Your shippers are experts in many things, but what happens when they blindly pick ships from IP they’re completely unfamiliar with? A brand new relationship between captain and first mate? Con man and Iraqi torture expert? A preppy girl and a biker lifestyle? Russian spies that end up mirroring the hollowness of American married life so well they end up resenting each other AND OH GOD LIFE AND LOVE ARE MEANINGLESS.

Plus, what to do when your SO ends up being one of those Ugandan Knuckles. (You get out, girl. You get out.)

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A F*cking Bet & Olympic Ships

Fri, 09 Feb 2018 08:05:00 GMT

Special guest, Jen Kleinrock, joins the shippers to help decide: what do you do if your prom date only asked you out to settle a bet? Is it unforgivable, even if you are elected prom queen? With the Winter Games upon us, the gang discuses the Olympic romances of Mario and Sonic, Apollo Ono and Tara Lipinski, and the Greek Gods from which the games originated. Also, Jen and Ryan accidentally guess the plot of The Cutting Edge III: Chasing the Dream and we learn that Colin will do ANYTHING to ride a pegasus.

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Ghost Ships and A Walk To Remember

Fri, 02 Feb 2018 08:05:00 GMT

It’s been about 16 years since the release of A Walk to Remember, what better way to pay our respects than to make fun of the wishes of a dying girl? Then, the Shippers talk ghost ships, and despite their better efforts simply cannot guess what Colin’s ship is. (Beetlejuice felt like it was going to be right!!!)

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Doctor Ships and Cool Runnings

Fri, 26 Jan 2018 08:05:00 GMT

Look, everyone’s parents would be happy if we just settled down with four nice doctors, but we got the next best thing: a show about Doctor Ships! Plus, a question about kissing booths becomes kind of a judgey conversation about glory holes and we discuss our favorite problematic ships. Tweet your questions either @shippledips or with #shippledips!

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Batman #39 and Fighter Ships

Fri, 19 Jan 2018 09:45:01 GMT

You gotta admit: there’s something hot about two people, fighting side by side and respecting each other - HOT. What are our favorite fighter ships?Batman! Boxers! Elves! Dwarves! Space Pirates! Puella Magi Madoka Magica (that’s the show Kelly recommends but can’t remember the name of)!

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iZombie and Trilogy Ships

Fri, 12 Jan 2018 08:00:00 GMT

Can you forgive a murderer? TWIST: what if said murder has amnesia? Does that even matter? Then, we pull ships from our favorite trilogies! We’re talking bromances, personal growth, and a missing toy. Plus, when you don’t like what you’re watching, fix it in headcanon!

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Fifty Shades and Missile Ships

Fri, 05 Jan 2018 09:09:02 GMT

The shippers may not know the difference between word play and a pun, but they do know this: don’t buy your SO a surprise house. It ain’t sexy - not even in a dom-Colin kind of way. Then it’s on to Missile / Rocket ships! What’s that mean? Sex in bunkers under false pretenses! Personal responsibility and free will in omniscient relationships! Harboring exactly seven years of resentment! And of course: Top Gun.

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2017 Ships

Fri, 29 Dec 2017 08:00:00 GMT

What a year it’s been in TV shows and movies and video games and comics and all the other things we love! Most of our favorite ships of the year have actually all been around for 80 years, but like, they feel new, so it counts, right? Plus, we discuss the MVP (Most Valuable Prince) in the garbage Netflix Christmas special The Christmas Prince. NO MORE ENGAGEMENT BITS.

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Learning to Love Christmas

Fri, 22 Dec 2017 15:20:15 GMT

Colin’s Christmas spirit was dead: to begin with. There was no doubt whatever about that. The register of its burial was signed by Ryan Mogge, Patrick Ehlers and Kelly Nugent. Colin J. Morris signed it: and Morris’ name was good upon ‘Change, for anything he chose to put his hand to. His Christmas spirit was dead as a doornail.

Can Ryan, Patrick and Kelly use all their shipping expertise to complete the ultimate non-canonical ship? Colin / Christmas.

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Star Wars Episode VIII Ships

Fri, 15 Dec 2017 16:09:18 GMT

The Last Jedi is in theatres today, and there’s more throbbing, raw sexuality in this cast than in all previous Star Wars movies COMBINED. The Shippers are so turned on by a potential Rey / Kylo Ren ship that we’re going to need to get a cleaning crew in here to hose down the studio. But first, how to deal with a gift-giver who’s only doing performative gift-giving for their own benefit (and, y’know, sorta forcing you to open a dairy farm).

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Cross-Species Ships

Fri, 08 Dec 2017 08:30:00 GMT

The Shape of Water has the Shippers lusting after some foine fish-man booty, so it’s time to discuss Cross-Species Ships! Turns out: once they can establish consent, your hosts are basically down for whatever. Plus, great advice on how to be supportive to an S.O. who feels like an outsider, and crummy advice on when to declare you’re boyfriend/girlfriend.

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Writer Ships

Fri, 01 Dec 2017 18:13:20 GMT

With special guest Omar Najam, the gang tries to recover from NaNoWriMo by exploring their favorite writer ships. Plus, and in-depth exploration of what you’d really do if you really caught Mommy kissing the real Santa Claus (really), and maybe the best, most sincere advice ever given on how to avoid holding a grudge.

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Thanksgiving Ships!

Wed, 22 Nov 2017 09:00:00 GMT

After a spirited game of Marry / Fuck / Kill (Torture?) with the daddies from Daddy’s Home 2, the Shippers move on to their favorite Thanksgiving ships. They combine the plots of Home for the Holidays and Speed before finding the mathematical average of Christmas and Halloween to fudge a Thanksgiving Ship in Nightmare Before Christmas. Then they round out the festivities with a celebration of the Addams Family and the Peanuts characters!

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Justice League Ships

Fri, 17 Nov 2017 08:30:00 GMT

There are five whole heroes on the Justice League - can we expect sparks to fly between any of them? Probably not, but at least we can find some comfort in the queer relationships in the DC Universe (like Ivy and Harley and Midnighter and Apollo). Then a question from Twitter has the Shippers coming up with break-ups that didn’t take. Plus: never eat your date’s garnish!

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Bummer Ships

Fri, 10 Nov 2017 08:00:00 GMT

When date night comes down to a randomly-blooping time traveler and a woman who’s idea of fun is eating six plates of pasta, you know we’re talking BUMMER ships. Why do these relationships make us feel bad? Ugh: so many reasons. Let’s get through being bummed out together!

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NemeSHIPS

Fri, 03 Nov 2017 07:00:00 GMT

Can relationships blossom between across Hogwarts House lines? They can when the Shippers are talking Nemesis Ships (or “Nemeships, for short). It always starts as hate-fucking, but can it ever turn to true romance?

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Slasher Ships

Fri, 27 Oct 2017 08:39:26 GMT

With special guest Jen Kleinrock, the gang breaks down the pros and cons of wearing a costume alone in your apartment on Halloween. The consensus is “do you.” Later, a startling discovery is made: Colin skipped right over Sleepaway Camp to watch 2, 3 & 4. Nevertheless, he proposes an unholy union between Angela and Jason. Jen, Kelly and Ryan stick with hero characters for their ships, but the gang reunited to mock Patrick’s tweet humor.

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Disney Ships, Vol. 1

Fri, 20 Oct 2017 07:00:00 GMT

What would you do if your S.O. offered to b your phony alibi? What if it’s for murder? What if you m a y b e committed the murder? Later, the shippers get into sunnier topics: Disney ships! Sexy Jafar-Jasmine! Sexy Teen Simba! Sexy Animated Peter Gallagher (Prince Eric, obvs)!

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Time Loops and Love Triangles

Fri, 13 Oct 2017 07:00:00 GMT

Being stuck in a time loop would be rough, but would it be rougher to be the looper’s love interest? Or is it fine because you just experience the one awesome day? Then the return of Riverdale has the shippers digging into their favorite love triangles. It turns out they only like it when one leg of the triangle is s u p e r tenuous. Plus: how long should will they / won’t last?

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Sidekick Ships and Sports

Fri, 06 Oct 2017 07:00:00 GMT

It’s a sports-focused episode of SDS! Look, every corner of fandom is nerdy, it’s time to stop pretending that sports are a different kingdom of dorkery. Then the shippers get into our favorite sidekick ships, but what a minute… what do we even mean when we say “sidekick?” Aren’t they all fully-formed ensemble members anyway?

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Star Trek Discovery

Fri, 29 Sep 2017 07:00:00 GMT

The shippers set out to find ships in Star Trek Discovery but end up speaking fake Klingon as loud as they can. Hey did anyone even like this thing? BESIDES COLIN!? Plus, a Hot Take that questions the need for the “speak now or forever hold your peace” in wedding ceremonies.

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UC Crossover Ships

Fri, 22 Sep 2017 05:01:05 GMT

The Babadook and Pennywise have found everlasting happiness in their realities-spanning relationship, so why can’t some significantly less evil characters tap that same sweet happiness? The shippers dig into their favorite (and least favorite!) un canon crossover ships. Plus, a Hot Take leads to the question: how do you start a swinger party in Heaven?

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