SKIM: The Scott and Kim Show

Quick SKIM: At the Retro Expo!

Sun, 10 Aug 2025 02:12:35 GMT

Me and Kim went to a rad local Retro Game con! Enjoy our quick thoughts in the car!

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SKIM: Pre-Planning the Planning

Sun, 18 May 2025 18:56:36 GMT

On the latest SKIM episode, with Scott and Kim, we discuss a change of plans for Mother's Day due to insane winds. Family dynamics and upcoming travel! Our dogs' odd behavior is a problem right now. Big plans for Nerdtacular 2026! Health, a child's first sentence, and show reviews are here too! And some fine talk about chicken and how best to cook it.

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SKIM: Firm to the Bite

Fri, 09 May 2025 18:54:43 GMT

Scott and Kim reflect on aging, grandparenting, and avoiding being overbearing. TMS Vegas recap, where they avoided the crud, did karaoke, and announced Nerdtacular 2026 in for Salt Lake City. Gardening updates, plans for the event, and stories about family, kosher food, and backyard raccoons. A cooking quiz, and listener messages! Calls and emails!

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SKIM: Joy Excretions

Fri, 25 Apr 2025 17:12:30 GMT

Vegas stuff, babies, Scott’s mom, dog neighbors, and a load of texts about The Pitt, lost recipes, that Cottage Cheese thing, how not to burn your neighbors stuff, and more!

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SKIM: Stoned Johnsons

Tue, 08 Apr 2025 19:00:48 GMT

Scott and Kim chat about odd dreams, childhood financial trauma influencing spending habits, and bargain-hunting. Thoughts on raising chickens, garden plans, and serious family issues. TV show recommendations, Kim’s cooking ideas (like high-protein peanut butter mousse), and listener messages about language, culture, and respectful discourse

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SKIM: Kimbalaya

Tue, 01 Apr 2025 18:58:27 GMT

This podcast is how old?? Scott’s mom’s health struggles (PT after a fall), family laughs, and neighbor drama (dog poop on their lawn). Bone broth recipes, Utah vs. Idaho cannabis laws, listener voicemails ("hard car parn”), and debates on insults like "jerkweed." They joked about future diaper changes (Carter’s revenge) and teased their Vegas trip. And more!

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SKIM: Green Grits

Tue, 18 Mar 2025 19:02:50 GMT

Scott and Kim discuss sleep struggles, Scott’s bleeding mole, and Kim’s chili dogs. They chat about glasses, Kim’s jambalaya tattoo, and Scott’s mom’s recovery. Mortality, taxes, legroom woes, and a bizarre airplane story. St. Patrick’s Day fun with the littles, Scott’s love for salt flats, and food storage prep for jerks! Listener messages touch on parenting and running. They wrap up with freeze-drying, bug-out bags, and prepping for TMS Vegas.

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SKIM 152: Tax THIS!

Tue, 11 Mar 2025 21:03:52 GMT

Scott and Kim discuss taxes, healthcare, and Scott’s recent colonoscopy. They joke about weird human evolution ideas, sneezing fetishes, and Rule 34. Kim considers dyeing her hair purple, and they share family updates. They reflect on allergies, and take your messages! How about a couple health tips? Sure why not.

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SKIM 151: Clean Burger

Tue, 04 Mar 2025 20:29:42 GMT

Scott and Kim discuss KT Data’s food expertise, cooking mishaps, Scott’s upcoming colonoscopy, and Van’s geode-cracking adventure. They joke about Scott’s driving drowsiness, neighborhood dog issues, and gardening tips. Memories of foamy jacuzzis, Kim’s driving skills, and family updates follow. They tease Nerdtacular 2026 and Scott’s bookstore dream, wrapping up with listener messages and TMS Vegas reminders.

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SKIM 150: Snowed In

Fri, 14 Feb 2025 15:57:50 GMT

Another skim episode! Use gloves!

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SKIM 149: Camping in Style

Sat, 11 Jan 2025 20:12:09 GMT

Quick SKIM today, where Scott and Kim to to a Scheels and see what there is to see.

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SKIM 148: Good Old Fashioned Colds

Sun, 08 Dec 2024 03:08:06 GMT

Lots of us have colds! But that’s ok, because we have a lot of other stuff to talk about, on this week’s SKIM podcast with Scott and Kim Johnson.

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SKIM 147: Seeing The Olds

Sun, 17 Nov 2024 23:51:14 GMT

Off to see my mom, and check in on her after a nasty bout of something weird. She’s 86 now and as sweet as can be! So we talk about it on the way, and also make some big soup recommendations for you cold people in November.

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SKIM 146: Take A Compliment Already

Sun, 10 Nov 2024 19:50:46 GMT

Back at it, and talking about where Oct and November have taken the Johnson household. Also, why can’t people take a compliment? We explore that a bit.

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SKIM 145: Fall Talk

Mon, 14 Oct 2024 18:46:28 GMT

Scott and Kim, on the road to a family hangout! Let’s get all caught up!

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SKIM 144: Into The Eye

Wed, 25 Sep 2024 23:46:41 GMT

Kim is about to leave for a week or so, and we have a lot of post-Covid prep, and pre-trip prep to do. So let’s load up on frozen dinners and do this thing!

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SKIM 143: No Swingers at Home

Mon, 02 Sep 2024 18:52:13 GMT

Sick babies, back to back Aliens, our trip to LA, why you should check out the Caffiene Station, what to expect when you leave Canada, taking time to do absolutely nothing, turkey balls are the best balls, and MORE!

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SKIM 142: It Was Aliens

Sat, 17 Aug 2024 19:36:46 GMT

Let's have a little husband/wife Saturday morning fun, with some discussion of things, as well as a chance to go and see a 10am movie. No spoilers of any kind in here!

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SKIM 141: Combo Dance

Mon, 22 Jul 2024 19:53:59 GMT

A trip out of towns, and some random musings while we are at it.

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SKIM 140: The Dog Daze

Thu, 18 Jul 2024 18:18:31 GMT

It's hot, it's summer, and the world is on fire. Not really but we did a show and so if you were worried that Kim and I had called it quits, BREAKING NEWS! Never gonna happen.

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SKIM 139: Who's Gonna Drive You Home

Sat, 22 Jun 2024 21:16:08 GMT

Kim and Scott are on the road today, that means great chats and loud freeway noises! Enjoy!

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SKIM 138: Ground Running

Sat, 18 May 2024 23:51:40 GMT

When does life slow down? Does it ever? When does family come in town? Now? When did we post this show? Just now?

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SKIM 137: Emergency Mode

Fri, 10 May 2024 17:48:26 GMT

Very busy with fam stuff, plus HUGE accidents and what to do in an emergency. Plus, the kids love 'Formers. Plus emails and texts!

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SKIM 136: The Goodest Wife

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 20:06:12 GMT

The weather is nice, and the yard work is hard. Dealing with that panic monster. Vegas is ready. How good is the good wife? Fallout is better. :) Plus a ton of emails! Have fun!

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SKIM 135: When Skies Are Great

Fri, 05 Apr 2024 14:59:41 GMT

Kim is leaving for Disney for a few days. Scott is not. New breakfast place you have to try! Texting and driving, driving Kim to swear. Better neck, better life. Loads of emails and texts too.

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SKIM 134: Frozen and Dry

Fri, 15 Mar 2024 18:08:31 GMT

Busy month here in Johnson land! Babies hitting milestones, other babies getting sick, some having no shame, etc. The weather ain't helping. Emails and texts about couples stuff, managing difficult people, marriages sucking, Spain, and kitchen size things! Also, lets talk about freeze drying stuff!

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SKIM 133: New Baby, Who Dis?

Fri, 16 Feb 2024 20:20:16 GMT

Another week, another SKIM! We did this one live too!

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The MONDAY Show Pilot

Tue, 06 Feb 2024 02:29:33 GMT

Thought you guys might enjoy this with me and carter!

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SKIM 132: Kale for Days

Sat, 03 Feb 2024 18:06:48 GMT

Here at skim we are taking ALL the medical tests it feels like. The long night of the baby. Van and his birthday bummer. We're going bouncing this weekend! Emails about closing on houses, voicee mails about night terrors and teeth! And this amazing salad kim made that we can't get enough of around here.

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SKIM 132: Potato Cubes

Tue, 23 Jan 2024 01:42:35 GMT

Let's have a chat on the bedroom mic. Don't worry, nothing untoward here. :) But we are gonna talk about the last couple of weeks, and why little cubes of sweet potato in your chili is the BOMB!

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SKIM 131: Merry Little Johnsons

Wed, 27 Dec 2023 20:46:51 GMT

SKIM is back for one more 2023 episode, and wrapping up Christmas week in a happy little bow.

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SKIM 130: Walking Sassy

Fri, 08 Dec 2023 19:39:36 GMT

Kim's recent trip to Florida, our Christmas plans, and a new recipe we're trying. We also answer listener questions about nail salons and the history of Vietnamese nail salons in the United States. Planning to have a finger food Christmas this year. They are also making jambalaya for Christmas Eve. And all the feebs nos you can stand.

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SKIM 129: When In Florida...

Wed, 29 Nov 2023 00:44:04 GMT

Kim is with her sisters in America's Wang, while I eat hotdogs and hope for the best. SKIM IS UP!

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SKIM 128: No More Dinos

Sun, 19 Nov 2023 20:44:31 GMT

Sick kids and working through it. Not liking dinos anymore when you are 4. Dungeon Murder is OUT! Kim is going to Florida. Fury Road for newbs! A great recipe call, plus your texts and more!

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SKIM 127: Leave it Better

Fri, 10 Nov 2023 16:55:25 GMT

We already have the tree up! Nick is hitched! Baby is talking too much. Van is frustrated. Blizzcon made us miss it. Sleeping weird. Having babies after ELR! Getting rid of bees! Live when we were kids! More music! And what it would take to get Kim to play Diablo.

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SKIM 126: A Veritable Plague

Tue, 24 Oct 2023 21:12:28 GMT

Everyone is sick cept Scott. Carter got back from Korea. The baby is saying words adults don't say. The Air Fryer is the star of our house right now. Kim has to watch me cook. Great emails and texts today, plus a great take on squash soup for the fall!

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SKIM 125: There's something in the air...fryer.

Fri, 13 Oct 2023 17:11:06 GMT

Funerals, Japan, Air Fryers, talking at one, and a load of emails on this episode of SKIM, the Scott and Kim Show.

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SKIM 124: Rough Road

Fri, 22 Sep 2023 20:12:48 GMT

Enjoy today's SKIM, where Scott and Kim talk about the good AND the bad of just trying to keep up with everyone and everything.

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SKIM 123: Dinner at Pearls

Thu, 14 Sep 2023 19:10:26 GMT

Let's talk about why Kim was sent back to Mississippi. A fan gives us some good EDM hits. And lots more!

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SKIM 122: The Little Dopamine Twins

Thu, 07 Sep 2023 20:49:33 GMT

How busy is Kim? When the little ones are like drugs. Weightloss update! Liking Suits! How to make amazing chicken. What stuff do you like that your parents did. Fireworks stuff. And more!

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SKIM 121: Ten Month Talking

Fri, 25 Aug 2023 17:12:19 GMT

Aniversary time! The baby is talking quick! Uncle passing. Sideswiped by the storm. How do deal with burger buns. Advice for babies! Where are those wedding photos? How to make a LOT of blackberry jam, and more.

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SKIM 120: The New Generation

Fri, 11 Aug 2023 19:54:11 GMT

Been quite a few weeks. First time in a ABNB. Little kids talking sooner than you're used to. Having new babies. Helping the in-laws. 2 days in Snowbird. How to deal with Cluster Feeding. How we wind down at the end of a busy day. How to make killer enchiladas, and more!

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SKIM 119: New Week, Who Dis?

Fri, 07 Jul 2023 21:43:00 GMT

Come and gather around, while Scott and Kim tell you a tale for the ages. Some gnarly stuff went down, and we need to vent about it. So we do. VENT!

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SKIM 118: Walawario

Thu, 15 Jun 2023 19:01:05 GMT

Busy month, fun with kids, why we are getting so much rain, and finally some sweet stuff Scott can eat!

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SKIM 117: Parked

Mon, 05 Jun 2023 19:38:32 GMT

Scott and Kim wanted to get a quick one out! So we did!

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SKIM 116: Trade for Raking

Fri, 12 May 2023 20:08:00 GMT

Scott and Kim with another skim. Vegas again this weekend, for reasons. Watching babies play soccer. Why Kim extracts crab legs like a professional. Helping the lady down the street fight her HOA. Emails, and texts and more!

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SKIM 115: Penny For Your Slots?

Fri, 28 Apr 2023 02:17:00 GMT

Kim and I attempt to chronicle our time in Vegas this week with fellow listeners, and do a terrible job of it, but I think there's stuff in here to enjoy! So enjoy! Sorry for the buzzing in the first segment. :) My mic was goofed.

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SKIM 114: There is no Harrison Johnson here

Fri, 14 Apr 2023 20:35:31 GMT

10 days till Vegas! Kim is obsessed with fall things 911. Scott is a little to into crime docs. We LOVED EEAAO! Questions today about why we sound young, what we'd do with a new baby, and what tv shows are like comfort food for us. Plus, how to shake up your family get-togethers with big food changes!

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SKIM 113: Gummy Bear Popcorn

Fri, 31 Mar 2023 15:40:50 GMT

Scott and Kim are here with another fresh hot SKIM out of the oven. We hope you enjoy!

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SKIM 112: See The Sharks

Thu, 16 Mar 2023 19:14:16 GMT

Is there anything better than taking a 4 year old to see a bunch of huge animals? We say nay! Also, lots more on today's SKIM with Scott and Kim.

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SKIM 111: The Lake Had An Effect

Fri, 24 Feb 2023 00:52:12 GMT

Time for another SKIM, with Scott and Kim...duh! Big snow, big leaks, dog surgery, and why Scott hates the doctor so much. Plus a load of your calls and emails!

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SKIM 110: Feeling Salty

Thu, 09 Feb 2023 18:34:06 GMT

Shirtless guy selling solar power. Vegas prep. Late marriage sleeping patterns. Getting your tongue and lip fixed later in life. Having the conversation is important. Where Pedro comes from. Where do we have our stumbles as a couple. How to cook AND play video games. A foodie as well!

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SKIM 109: The Biggest Fear

Fri, 20 Jan 2023 11:49:00 GMT

Dealing with tongues and lips. Cravings during Seinfeld. Not sleeping great. And what to do with all that RC Cola. Oh, and lots of emails and calls and texts!

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SKIM 108: All The Pork

Tue, 10 Jan 2023 00:31:16 GMT

Scott and Kim sit down for yet another episode, where pork is definitely on the menu! The second vax is the worst vax. Carter is home! While others are moving away. Plus your emails and texts galore!

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SKIM 107: Jangle All The Way

Sun, 04 Dec 2022 19:30:29 GMT

Watching babies, to decorating everything to the hilt, to dealing with Iceland, we have it all on today's show. How we feel about hot things, and some Scott cooking and Kim gaming goals for 2023. Plus a Mendoza followup, and thoughts on when you know enough kids are enough.

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SKIM 106: This Time With Style

Thu, 27 Oct 2022 19:35:59 GMT

What's it like sending your kid out the door for a new adventure TWICE? Well, that's some of what we have to talk about today, amongst all your great emails and stuff.

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SKIM 105: Soup to Nuts

Thu, 06 Oct 2022 19:06:28 GMT

We are back, and we go over all of it. Including shootings, weddings, funerals, and babies. Great emails about PDA, cooking in Utah, all you can eat shabu shabby, and how to make tomato soup in a pinch!

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SKIM 104: Fresh Off The Boat

Thu, 08 Sep 2022 22:29:38 GMT

We are back from our trip! And we have tales to tell! And a bunch of emails to read!

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SKIM 103: Pushing Thirty

Fri, 19 Aug 2022 17:06:45 GMT

It's a Van weekend for us! Kim takes a shine to Endevor. We both liked The Northman. We got questions today on keeping the house up, why you should watch The Old Man, and how we feel about family expansion at our ages. Also homemade chili, Maxwell's Pizza, and a BLTCA+ sandwich. :)

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SKIM 102: When to Lick

Thu, 11 Aug 2022 21:31:14 GMT

Scott and Kim are back with a new episode, and we have a lot on our plates, including plates of great food, but also great emails and lots of questions. Also, would you like my face? We have the answer on today’s SKIM.

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SKIM 101: Another One

Thu, 28 Jul 2022 21:01:40 GMT

You heard right, we got a new dog in the mix, and we love her. And that baby coming is still cookin in the oven. Getting that yard smell in line. No Covid means what again? Emails about big dogs, pizza on strange crusts, and truck driving with better food options. Oh and who controls the remote in this house.

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SKIM 100: Save a Bird

Fri, 15 Jul 2022 20:40:57 GMT

There's a new dog here! And we also saved a bird from dying. And also, we had amazing pizza. Home made on naan too! Also, our no-brainer recipes, tips on 30 years, talking about 100 of these Skim episodes, and saving relationships, one ep at a time!

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SKIM 99: It's the cheese!

Sat, 02 Jul 2022 19:34:52 GMT

Lots to talk about this week. Goopy floater eyes, Van sleeping with his photo held tight, neighbors doing fireworks at all hours, etc. Some great emails including one about a 'sensitive subject'. Oh and the best grits you ever had, right here on SKIM!

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SKIM 98: Crosswalks

Fri, 17 Jun 2022 17:17:30 GMT

Helping mothers understand what tapes are, getting hit by cars, Kim's super hearing, making Scott cook for the show, yelling matches in the house, being the cool aunt, and those weird hairy asian fruits we found!

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SKIM 97: Solid Perfect Face Skin

Fri, 03 Jun 2022 17:23:16 GMT

Another week, another SKIM with Scott and Kim! Everything from growing up Star Wars, covid spikes in Utah, new baby scans, stupid smoke alarms, and getting to see the boy again. Plus a load of great emails from YOU!

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SKIM 96: Floundering

Fri, 27 May 2022 18:07:02 GMT

Kim went to Mississippi and had a great time. She also had some amazing food, and caught her own crabs! Not those kind of crabs. Anyway...we also hit why tipping matters in 2022, your emails about brick and mortar stores, why Deep Smack is still a good idea, and what we think about the upcoming Kenobi series. Plus some food ideas at the end!

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SKIM 95: Clover All Over

Mon, 09 May 2022 20:20:52 GMT

Mother's Day and how to deal with cranky 90 year olds at dinner. How to grieve better. Why dogs are awesome. Why we love trips together. How many people can Kim cook for in one night? Foodie of the week and more!

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SKIM 94: Cat Shoe Kah

Fri, 29 Apr 2022 19:05:19 GMT

Back from Vegas with stories to tell! Pardon our low sexy voices today. It's from all that yelling in Nevada. :) Plus a load of your emails and more!

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SKIM 93: Karma Says Hi

Thu, 14 Apr 2022 22:08:41 GMT

A followup on the UPS store story. Things took a new turn! Also, dentist visits kinda suck. And what is with this april snow? Emails with more great british dramas, how to handle language differences, when the kids wont eat the good food, and how to make rice as if it was made by the lord himself. All that and more!

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SKIM 92: UPS Store Hero

Tue, 05 Apr 2022 21:27:44 GMT

Dealing with the olders in your life. And the sick. And the french bakery you love. Oh, also, Kim saved the day at a UPS store. Plus lots of your emails and more today, on SKIM.

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SKIM 91: Gravy & Pretzels

Tue, 08 Mar 2022 21:03:19 GMT

Disrespect? Never. Jack Reacher, and then The Expanse for Kim. We loved Yellowstone, and are ready for 1883. TMS Vegas is coming and Scott and Kim will be there. How to keep your avocados ripe. How to read subtitles. Where to eat in Chicago...twice. Hobbies that never left us. And more! Including Meatloaf and Chic-fil-A sauce!

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SKIM 90: Staying Power

Thu, 24 Feb 2022 00:32:11 GMT

Scott and Kim, and Carter, are chatting about what 30 years actually means in this world. And a load of other stuff.

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SKIM 89: 14 Days of Guilt

Sat, 05 Feb 2022 23:40:14 GMT

Today on SKIM, our lives are Vans now. Kim's new netflix show makes us say things, 14 days of gifts is a good reminder of how bad Scott is at that stuff, and all the cats we are now feeding. Plus, getting bad French words mixed up, who controls the remote, and how your niceness can live on!

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SKIM 88: Seeds

Fri, 14 Jan 2022 20:55:54 GMT

Scott and Kim, and Carter on the side, chat about the latest goings on in our little lives. Enjoy!

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SKIM 87: Mush that Room

Sat, 01 Jan 2022 01:47:17 GMT

The final SKIM of 2021, with some thoughts about the end of the year, the snow, and the progress and backsliding. We amswer questions about Whamageddon, Kim's amazing mushroom soup, and making your own baby food. :) Hop in and let it flow into your heart.

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SKIM 86: Christmas Week Special Not Special

Tue, 21 Dec 2021 23:01:00 GMT

It's the week of Christmas, and Scott and Kim are here with an early in the week episode of SKIM! We're boosted and ready to chat. Some of Christmas got cancelled. Going through cables is a fine art. Kim is back down the Gilmore hole again. Great emails this week too! Join in!

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SKIM 85: Kicked in the Face with a Horse

Sat, 11 Dec 2021 02:58:38 GMT

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SKIM 84: Lip Flickers

Wed, 01 Dec 2021 01:46:33 GMT

Another week, another SKIM! Kim is still trying to solve all the world's problems. We talk about bad backs and getting sick from 2 year olds. What christmas songs we most dislike, and how we are playing Whamageddon this year. Some hard questions about raising kids. When to stop worrying about things. And Kim's new cookie plans!

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SKIM 83: Up In The Night

Mon, 22 Nov 2021 20:14:50 GMT

When the back goes, the whole family goes with it. What can you make with boba straws and a funnel? The MEEP nightmare. Better decorating! How to pickle smarter. Best not to be fighting anyone. :) Oh and we talk about Kim's insane soup! Recipe and all!

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SKIM 82: Make Sure You Spatch Cock It

Fri, 12 Nov 2021 20:22:10 GMT

Scott and Kim are here, and here to talk about stuff! Like how to make your nephew more popular at school. Or how to make enough food for everyone in the world. Or how to dip a fat turkey in stuff and keep it for a week. And how to answer your various emails!

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SKIM 81: Too Soon?

Fri, 05 Nov 2021 19:11:32 GMT

How soon is too soon for your chirstmas tree and lights. When does the Xmas music start? No halloween decorations. Is there anything to eat in Beaver? How was mexico? How to avoid those kid viruses. And some food stuff!

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SKIM 80: Cook it in bacon fat

Thu, 21 Oct 2021 20:32:42 GMT

Kim and Scott sit down for another SKIM, and keeps it real by cooking it all in bacon leavings.

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SKIM 79: First Time is Scary Time

Thu, 14 Oct 2021 20:58:33 GMT

Scott and Kim are back with a fresh episode. Let's discuss some emails, some twitter replies, and explain who took care of the hard bits of parenting and why.

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SKIM 78: Dentites

Thu, 07 Oct 2021 23:57:49 GMT

Kim and Scott go to the dentist!

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SKIM 77: Roll Down The Window

Mon, 20 Sep 2021 22:12:07 GMT

Scott and Kim do one while 25 miles apart. It will make sense when you hear it. :)

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SKIM 76: The Power of Power

Wed, 25 Aug 2021 20:04:08 GMT

Scott and Kim are back, and talk about old people controlling everything, making food for 40 people at a party, and then the power went out! Enjoy!

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SKIM 75: 29 year olds

Tue, 10 Aug 2021 19:40:30 GMT

Scott and Kim are in studio this week. There’s stuff going on. Very busy, but all worth talking about. Including the dirty air, 29 years of stuff, and so much more. Come on in!

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SKIM 74: A Van down by the river

Wed, 04 Aug 2021 14:49:31 GMT

A very casual hangout for today’s SKIM. Just Scott, Kim, and the Boy.

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SKIM 73: Dog Tooth Budget

Tue, 06 Jul 2021 20:25:57 GMT

We are back from the Family Trip, and we have some tales to tell. Burgers so good you have to take out a loan to afford them. How much should it cost to clean your dog's teeth? A huge pile of your emails and when we might end up in Vegas again!

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SKIM 72: Your Mother's Maiden Name

Tue, 22 Jun 2021 19:12:26 GMT

Why we are big on our walks around the lake this time of year. The heat wave is bad here. HOA costs and how we feel about it. Cooking this week! Drinking a gallon of water a day. Upcoming family events, and LOTS MORE!

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SKIM 71: Leaping The Wall

Mon, 07 Jun 2021 21:20:37 GMT

Do dogs jump fences? Yes, and we are here to talk about that with Carter. What to do for upcoming vacations, and reunion stuff. China Town in SLC Town. The drought and what we are doing about it, and a wad of your emails!

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SKIM 70: Ancient Craters Everywhere

Tue, 25 May 2021 19:17:37 GMT

Kim and Scott are back from their little weekender, and have a lot to catch up on. So catch up with them on this episode of SKIM.

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SKIM 69: Beat Back The Accent

Thu, 13 May 2021 00:18:02 GMT

Scott and Kim (and Carter) are in the back yard, enjoying some amazing spring weather, discussing important things like pea gravel, dog breath updates, how to lose your accent, and a few surprises to keep things weird. Oh and some bees.

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SKIM 68: Is there a fish in the car?

Mon, 03 May 2021 23:41:02 GMT

Scott, Kim and Carter hop in the car and take Ripley to the dog park for a run. It’s a little chaotic to say the least. But Scott also saved a duck, and he tells that story as well.

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SKIM 67: What would it take?

Mon, 19 Apr 2021 23:39:53 GMT

Scott and Kim are at it again, with a fresh episode of The SKIM Show. Carter joins us for a bit as well. Lots of good stuff this week, including a chat about what it would take for Kim to leave Scott. It’s both simple and hard at the same time. We also have weird dogs and if you hop in you will find out why.

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SKIM 66: What Dreams Are Made Of

Thu, 08 Apr 2021 21:11:27 GMT

Scott has strange dreams, and Kim seems alarmed by them. And a lot more on today's Scott and Kim Show.

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SKIM 65: A Doom or Quake baby?

Mon, 29 Mar 2021 19:56:48 GMT

How that first shot went, and howe we expect the next one to go. What the summer and spring might hold for us. How Kim couldn’t deal with Doom or Quake when she was preggers. Sign up for the newsletter at Frogpants.club and more on SKIM this week! Oh and keep those awesome emails coming!

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SKIM 64: Screen Time is a Myth

Mon, 01 Mar 2021 21:33:03 GMT

We talk about tests, more tests, and negative tests. Screen time limits on your kids, and how you might be doing it wrong, and a LOT more. Oh, and our spoiler-free thoughts on Wandavision!

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SKIM 63: Taking Mom Home

Tue, 09 Feb 2021 03:18:48 GMT

Scott and Kim on the road today, having just dropped off Scott's mom. Car noise, but whatcha gonna do. :) Anyway, it was good to catch up this week! Been a busy Jan and Feb for us so we break that all down a bit. :)

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SKIM 62: That Was A Week

Fri, 22 Jan 2021 23:40:56 GMT

We had to make a recycling run, and decided to do a show while we did it. Come find out about our hard week, sending kids off to other places, and finally, answering your emails!

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SKIM 61: Two Weeks

Tue, 05 Jan 2021 02:35:17 GMT

We are coming off a strange new years and looking at some big changes coming up before this first month of 2021 is done. Moving, stying, time with the boy and lots more.

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SKIM 60: Don't Hire The Cop

Mon, 28 Dec 2020 21:21:15 GMT

Scott and Kim are here, in-between the holidays, ready to chat with you a little bit about normal 2 year old behavior, being Santa, how to ask your significant other to marry you, and lots more!

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SKIM 59: The Thing Is

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:31:20 GMT

We are all over the place today with hot topics like who snores the most, what our favorite couples movie is, why some people ask about your sex life and why, and how Scott talked Kim into binging Fargo.

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SKIM 58: Holday Road

Wed, 02 Dec 2020 02:21:36 GMT

We have so much to say regarding monk fruit, not going by a recipe, and dealing with the cat that won't leave. All that and more on today's Scott & Kim Show.

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SKIM 57: Blaine Had It Right

Tue, 03 Nov 2020 23:34:28 GMT

Scott and Kim are back with Halloween tales of homemade gumbo and how long it will keep in the fridge. Not only that, but a LOAD of emails, and some big questions about family that we answer all these episodes later.

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SKIM 56: A Little Raisin with Wings

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 20:19:03 GMT

Scott and Kim take some time out and record another episode of SKIM. Lots on the table today. Hard news, good news, strange news, and more.

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SKIM 55: What's Wrong With The Bird

Mon, 12 Oct 2020 20:40:15 GMT

Scott and Kim have a sit and discuss the week that was, including covid tests, flu shots, better jerky, how that foot thing went, and how to deal with the new neighbors.

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SKIM 54: A Little Hairy

Thu, 08 Oct 2020 03:27:47 GMT

Scott and Kim sit down and have a chat about some intense couple of days, and then lighten things up with a load of your questions from Twitter and email.

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SKIM 53: Peach Flavored And Everything

Tue, 29 Sep 2020 02:41:14 GMT

Join Scott and Kim while they soak Scott's feet in rotting milk, or something. Lots of other stuff as well, and a quick moment with Carter as well.

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SKIM 52: The Power To See The Difference

Wed, 23 Sep 2020 00:40:34 GMT

Scott and Kim here with another SKIM! Today it is a Q&A day! That’s right, our answers to your questions! Join us and enjoy! Oh, and why Gumbo is harder than you think it is.

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SKIM 51: The Evil Left Ear

Tue, 15 Sep 2020 22:32:11 GMT

Scott and Kim are joined today by one of their offspring, Carter, the middle daughter. She's got a new dog, and lots of thoughts on things. How we made a LOT of applesauce, and way more on today's Scott and Kim Show!

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SKIM 50: What do bees do again?

Thu, 10 Sep 2020 19:51:43 GMT

Crazy couple weeks. Culminating in the birth of new great neice, why Haven is bad, breaking Kim's HIPPA, and loads more. Have a thought or question for the show? Toss it to Scott@Frogpants.com

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SKIM 49: Dehydrated

Tue, 25 Aug 2020 01:22:49 GMT

Scott and Kim take some time and talk about what it’s like to dry out everything and eat it. That and a whole lot more.

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SKIM 48: Some sort of cheese unit

Wed, 22 Jul 2020 00:28:53 GMT

Scott and Kim sit down for a little snack and have a chat with you. Wanna hear a lot of noisy cars? How about a chat about how virginity works? It's all right here. Come enjoy!

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SKIM 47: What's With The Fancy Party

Sun, 12 Jul 2020 03:10:57 GMT

Another SKIM, which means more Scott and Kim solving the world's problems and talking about neighborhood parties, what the term Cancel Culture even means, and how to fix those nightmare problems! All that for free? Wow!

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SKIM 46: Fur Blowing In The Wind

Thu, 18 Jun 2020 18:03:42 GMT

Scott and Kim are back, and they are spending some quality time with a weird cat with a lot of air. And eating fruit. And reading answering your emails and questions. Tune in!

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SKIM 45: We forgot the celery

Sun, 12 Apr 2020 19:49:30 GMT

Back with a new chat with Scott and Kim about how we are doing during the pandemic, why we forgot some of the groceries we needed, and how we are dealing with everything. How are you?

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SKIM 44: The Boy Has Needs

Fri, 27 Mar 2020 17:53:19 GMT

Scott and Kim are out in this pandemic getting a few groceries and making sure the little one has everything he needs. Why 70 dozen eggs is way too many eggs for anyone. Your emails and way more.

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SKIM 43: There's Turkey in The Shawarma

Sat, 07 Mar 2020 03:51:44 GMT

Tonight on SKIM, Scott and Kim (and a little Carter) discuss lots of stuff, including how to have a proper Mediterranean dinner, how to make babies walk across the room, why Saul is awesome, and why you always need a sink.

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SKIM 42: Goats Are Really Weird

Mon, 02 Mar 2020 19:10:02 GMT

We talk about our trip to the petting zoo, spending time around butterflies with a one year old, and dealing with end of winter weather patterns. Oh, and a crap ton of your emails!

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SKIM 41: That Nest is Empty

Fri, 21 Feb 2020 18:58:21 GMT

Scott and Kim get ready for a much more empty house, and what that all means in their lives. Plus some great emails from you guys and more!

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SKIM 40: Steak and a Haircut

Tue, 11 Feb 2020 03:44:58 GMT

We are cooking, and eating, and hanging out! Lots to talk about including a load of emails, and some discussion of how to get your picky kids to eat weird stuff. Also what would it take to get Scott a tattoo? Find out on this episode!

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SKIM 39: Taco Trip

Sun, 26 Jan 2020 18:44:25 GMT

Why Kim likes to drive, and hates how I drive. How tacos are amazing and everyone should go get one right now. Why it's fun to say offensive things once in a while. And a whole lot more. And thanks to Indeed.com for sponsoring this episode!

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SKIM 38: I blame the holidays

Tue, 07 Jan 2020 02:30:57 GMT

We talk about how the holidays kinda jacked up our time over the last couple weeks. A lot of food things. Talk about the future of people who want to try and afford housing at age 19. Big day coming this Thursday. Scott worries about his CoD skills. Did you know where mosquitos come from? Scott did NOT know this.

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SKIM 37: Workin for The Hot Dogs

Wed, 18 Dec 2019 00:54:43 GMT

Kim and Scott take a trip and bring you right along with them. What will they talk about? Why are they getting hotdogs? What did the dentist say? Why did they forget the electrodes? Tune in to find out!

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SKIM 36: Snow Turkey

Tue, 26 Nov 2019 19:40:18 GMT

A nice new Scott and Kim Show about turkey, holidays, family, nudes and a lot more. Enjoy!

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SKIM 35: The Grape Vapist

Mon, 04 Nov 2019 19:21:23 GMT

We get into a few things today like Nick and his trailer idea. Family get-togethers that are kinda hard. How long our fights last. Weddings that went well, and how to make a hot sandwich bar in less than 2 hours.

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SKIM 34: Shots and Salads

Tue, 15 Oct 2019 19:21:31 GMT

Scott and Kim are on the road, and talking about everything about baby gates, to flu shots, to overpriced salads. Enjoy!

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SKIM 33b: Weddings are Hard

Wed, 18 Sep 2019 01:44:40 GMT

Kim and Scott take on the big issues, like family photos and getting ready for weddings, and how they are more stressfull than they deserve.

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SKIM 33: The Hippie Burn

Mon, 09 Sep 2019 18:53:20 GMT

Another episode of SKIM includes how we feel about insense, and what it takes to can a CRAP ton of peaches.

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SKIM 32: Get on the bus!

Mon, 26 Aug 2019 19:18:45 GMT

Lots of stuff today, including more defense of Pinterest. When we last fought. Did we get into this Popeyes thing? Calls too today, including a question about stress in our lives, and a lot more! Tune in!

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SKIM 31: Taste The Wind

Mon, 19 Aug 2019 23:08:10 GMT

Kim and I are outside and the mic had a lot of wind and it annoyed me, but we did a show anyway. Lots of good stuff here. So enjoy.

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SKIM 30: Front Porching It

Mon, 29 Jul 2019 23:10:24 GMT

Episode 30 is full of all kinds of things. Hard to know where to start, but I will at least tell you this: We did this outside today, off livestream, and it was kinda nice! Enjoy!

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SKIM 29: Four Plus Floor

Mon, 15 Jul 2019 18:16:23 GMT

Kim gives me another butt-shot. You've got naked people in my chicken salad sandwich! Tits and Hips. Canadian Man with a Huge Hog.

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SKIM 28: Dont pull the roots, just grind the stump!!!

Mon, 08 Jul 2019 18:27:46 GMT

Scott and Kim are back with a chat about movies, dirty cars, and how to get rid of dead trees. And lots more.

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SKIM / TMS Crossover: Underwood, Over Cheese

Mon, 01 Jul 2019 17:04:15 GMT

Kim joins Scott while Brian is out sick! Carrie Underwood is made of cheese. Pretty sure the kid dropped an eff. What are YOUR phobias. I am only paying for half that cake. Have a cow to cuddle? Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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SKIM 27: Scotty Potty Quick Pickle

Mon, 17 Jun 2019 18:21:46 GMT

We are mong the future people now with our AC and heating. What to do with your kid outside! Fathers day gifts, and a lot more! Oh and we go deep on pickled carrots.

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SKIM 26: Bone-In Pork Butt

Mon, 03 Jun 2019 18:18:20 GMT

SKIM is new, and inside you'll find all sorts of tasty tidbits with Scott and Kim.

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SKIM 25: I want my Nicklebag back!

Tue, 28 May 2019 18:21:40 GMT

We had arcade fun yesterday and things to say about it. We get deeper into what to do with messy 19 year olds. You guys get some good calls in too! That's all coming up on this 25th episode of SKIM!

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SKIM 24: Resting Eye Holes

Mon, 20 May 2019 18:17:50 GMT

Wy Brisket needs Kimchi. Nick's old chicken wings. Our fun with CBD. Light toughing bugs more people every day. Your calls and emails and more!

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SKIM 23: Dad-tastrophe

Mon, 13 May 2019 18:19:35 GMT

We talk about kid surgeries, and lots of downtown things. LOTS of email questions. When Double Bird Eff Off means good things in your relationship, and MORE!

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SKIM 22: Corny Pits

Mon, 06 May 2019 17:51:35 GMT

It's a catchup week! Lots to discuss, but mostly corn. Hardcore cornography.

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SKIM 21: Is Pepto okay?

Tue, 16 Apr 2019 18:32:30 GMT

We made up for our missed episode on Sunday! So have a listen and enjoy! And find out why Scott is never ready to walk out the door.

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SKIM 20: Phat Stacks of Something

Sun, 07 Apr 2019 17:59:22 GMT

We are drawing all over our walls and we explain why. Why having more kids is ok. How we fight and why. What one thing do we really wanna do? How about some Lava Chocolate Cups? Yummy.

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SKIM 19: Twinkie Burgers

Sun, 31 Mar 2019 18:17:37 GMT

When your kids think they have it all figured out. What the Hot Logic Mini is. Handling your brothers kids. When we fight. When we garden. And why the thigh is the best meat the chicken can offer. And more! Leave us an email at 801.471.0462

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SKIM 18: Knuckly and Eighty

Sun, 17 Mar 2019 18:02:27 GMT

Lets have that laundry conversation. Also, how decent were our parents? How to eat on a truck! Another take on the shots issue. Kim gets a test. What you wanna eat on St. Patrick's Day and more!

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SKIM 17: The Italian Jesus

Sun, 10 Mar 2019 18:06:58 GMT

How you deal with family stuff when babies are around. What kinds of fights do we have? How do we do the bills? We help get better food to a traveling husband. Spaghetti pie is amazing and we tell you how to make it.

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SKIM 15: The Moist Important Thing

Mon, 25 Feb 2019 04:05:17 GMT

Flooring takes a while. Quick check on Van. How to feed 30 very hungry ladies. We got a robot call about sex, and so much more!

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SKIM 14: Robes and Toast

Sun, 17 Feb 2019 18:57:40 GMT

Family drama and what to do with it. LOADS of listener questions. What about that old crush doing your floors now? And so much more this week. Oh and steak, shrimp and crab legs!

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SKIM 13: Weird European Uncles

Sun, 10 Feb 2019 19:10:35 GMT

We finally clear up the toothpick in the pot thing. Also, a LOT of voicemails today where we answer all the hard questions, and Kim is making amazing food today! All that and more on SKIM!

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SKIM 12: Van Hailing

Fri, 01 Feb 2019 00:53:13 GMT

Why we are blind today, a new baby joined the team, what changed between that and our first time, Kim's side of the story, and way more!

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SKIM 11: The Most Special of Rules

Fri, 25 Jan 2019 00:18:14 GMT

Scott and Kim take your calls and emails and more! Lots of goodies in here.

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SKIM 10: How do you staple an 80 year old?

Fri, 18 Jan 2019 00:46:49 GMT

How do you staple an 80-year-old? We have the answers.

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SKIM 09: What it takes

Fri, 04 Jan 2019 00:47:01 GMT

New years, what it takes to leave Scott, and a load of emails and questions!

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SKIM 08: Firm Workable Pancake

Fri, 28 Dec 2018 01:15:35 GMT

Man you guys like sending emails and voicemails. So we read and play them! Also, we talk a bunch about how the holidays are going, and how to smoke salt...among other things.

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SKIM 07: Rule Breakers

Sat, 22 Dec 2018 18:54:33 GMT

Kim breaks all the rules on today's show. A LOAD of your emails, how to do pasta salad right, and so much more on our little Christmas episode!

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SKIM 06: Weakness in the Wall Unit

Fri, 14 Dec 2018 01:03:57 GMT

Floors plus back with a lot of email makes for a fun show! Get in here and learn how potato doughnuts are made.

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SKIM 05: Hallmark Cinematic Universe

Fri, 07 Dec 2018 00:56:39 GMT

We are knee deep in flooring at the Johnson abode. Worrying about your kids texts. Cornish Pastys are really really good. Even the Canadians like us. Dinner with the kids matters. And loads more!

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SKIM 04: Pickled Nightmare

Thu, 29 Nov 2018 19:38:44 GMT

Scott and Kim are here again, with a Birthday episode of the show. We talk about your emails, thoughts on mall fights, and what Scott does with pickles. And a lot more of course.

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SKIM 03: The Internet For Ladies

Fri, 23 Nov 2018 01:09:06 GMT

Lots of emails and we get to talk about what we did when we were new to the couples world. How the goats actually work. Halmarkers are a thing. Kim's side of the birthday cake dog thing. Foodie of the week and more!

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SKIM 02: Ground Gator

Fri, 16 Nov 2018 01:10:34 GMT

Episode 2! We are committed! We talk about farms, kids and art, those horrible Hallmark movies that are coming fast, makeout mornings and more!

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SKIM 01: The Tunnel of Love

Mon, 12 Nov 2018 21:02:14 GMT

The Scott and Kim Johnson Show is up and out in pilot form! Hope you enjoy it! We had a blast!

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SKIM: The Scott and Kim Show

Quick SKIM: At the Retro Expo!

SKIM: Pre-Planning the Planning

SKIM: Firm to the Bite

SKIM: Joy Excretions

SKIM: Stoned Johnsons

SKIM: Kimbalaya

SKIM: Green Grits

SKIM 152: Tax THIS!

SKIM 151: Clean Burger

SKIM 150: Snowed In

SKIM 149: Camping in Style

SKIM 148: Good Old Fashioned Colds

SKIM 147: Seeing The Olds

SKIM 146: Take A Compliment Already

SKIM 145: Fall Talk

SKIM 144: Into The Eye

SKIM 143: No Swingers at Home

SKIM 142: It Was Aliens

SKIM 141: Combo Dance

SKIM 140: The Dog Daze

﻿SKIM 139: Who's Gonna Drive You Home

SKIM 138: Ground Running

SKIM 137: Emergency Mode

SKIM 136: The Goodest Wife

SKIM 135: When Skies Are Great

SKIM 134: Frozen and Dry

SKIM 133: New Baby, Who Dis?

The MONDAY Show Pilot

SKIM 132: Kale for Days

SKIM 132: Potato Cubes

SKIM 131: Merry Little Johnsons

SKIM 130: Walking Sassy

SKIM 129: When In Florida...

SKIM 128: No More Dinos

SKIM 127: Leave it Better

SKIM 126: A Veritable Plague

SKIM 125: There's something in the air...fryer.

SKIM 124: Rough Road

SKIM 123: Dinner at Pearls

SKIM 122: The Little Dopamine Twins

SKIM 121: Ten Month Talking

SKIM 120: The New Generation

SKIM 119: New Week, Who Dis?

SKIM 118: Walawario

SKIM 117: Parked

SKIM 116: Trade for Raking

SKIM 115: Penny For Your Slots?

SKIM 114: There is no Harrison Johnson here

SKIM 113: Gummy Bear Popcorn

SKIM 112: See The Sharks

SKIM 111: The Lake Had An Effect

SKIM 110: Feeling Salty

SKIM 109: The Biggest Fear

SKIM 108: All The Pork

SKIM 107: Jangle All The Way

SKIM 106: This Time With Style

SKIM 105: Soup to Nuts

SKIM 104: Fresh Off The Boat

SKIM 103: Pushing Thirty

SKIM 102: When to Lick

SKIM 101: Another One

SKIM 100: Save a Bird

SKIM 99: It's the cheese!

SKIM 98: Crosswalks

SKIM 97: Solid Perfect Face Skin

SKIM 96: Floundering

SKIM 95: Clover All Over

SKIM 94: Cat Shoe Kah

SKIM 93: Karma Says Hi

SKIM 92: UPS Store Hero

SKIM 91: Gravy & Pretzels

SKIM 90: Staying Power

SKIM 89: 14 Days of Guilt

SKIM 88: Seeds

SKIM 87: Mush that Room

SKIM 86: Christmas Week Special Not Special

SKIM 85: Kicked in the Face with a Horse

SKIM 84: Lip Flickers

SKIM 83: Up In The Night

SKIM 139: Who's Gonna Drive You Home