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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Ashley and I have no idea what we’re doing. What we do know is that we’re trying to figure out how to make this show easier to manage. And by WE, I mean ME. I have to figure out where to move this thing and how to do it gracefully.</p><p>Who are we kidding? We’re Horseshoes &amp; Hand Grenades and no amount of branding was ever going to change that. So here’s a new episode for you. Have fun!</p><br><p><strong>Factoid of the Week</strong></p><p>Painting used to be an olympic sport. For the first 4 decades of the competition, medals were awarded for painting, sculpture, architecture, literature and music.</p><br><p><a href="https://www.deccanherald.com/world/vladimir-putin-urges-citizens-to-have-sex-during-work-breaks-to-address-russias-dire-birthrate-3194107" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Vladimir Putin says to have sex on your lunch break… for the country!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.echolive.ie/corknews/arid-41477299.html" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Polishing the Paint Roller</a></p><p><a href="https://thelostogle.com/2024/09/18/two-men-one-cup-man-uses-controversial-poop-in-cup-method-to-win-nissan-sentra-at-oklahoma-state-fair" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Man uses a cup of poo to win a car</a></p><br><p><strong>Words of Wisdom</strong></p><p>Painting is the passage from the chaos of the emotions to the order of the possible. – <a href="https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/balthus-quotes" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Balthus</a></p><br><p>EMAIL <a href="mailto:2dorksmedia@gmail.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">2dorksmedia@gmail.com</a></p><p>DISCORD <a href="https://2dorks.net/discord" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://2dorks.net/discord</a></p><p>SUPPORT <a href="https://2dorks.net/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://2dorks.net/support</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Ashley and I have no idea what we’re doing. What we do know is that we’re trying to figure out how to make this show easier to manage. And by WE, I mean ME. I have to figure out where to move this thing and how to do it gracefully.</p><p>Who are we kidding? We’re Horseshoes &amp; Hand Grenades and no amount of branding was ever going to change that. So here’s a new episode for you. Have fun!</p><br><p><strong>Factoid of the Week</strong></p><p>Painting used to be an olympic sport. For the first 4 decades of the competition, medals were awarded for painting, sculpture, architecture, literature and music.</p><br><p><a href="https://www.deccanherald.com/world/vladimir-putin-urges-citizens-to-have-sex-during-work-breaks-to-address-russias-dire-birthrate-3194107" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Vladimir Putin says to have sex on your lunch break… for the country!</a></p><p><a href="https://www.echolive.ie/corknews/arid-41477299.html" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Polishing the Paint Roller</a></p><p><a href="https://thelostogle.com/2024/09/18/two-men-one-cup-man-uses-controversial-poop-in-cup-method-to-win-nissan-sentra-at-oklahoma-state-fair" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Man uses a cup of poo to win a car</a></p><br><p><strong>Words of Wisdom</strong></p><p>Painting is the passage from the chaos of the emotions to the order of the possible. – <a href="https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/balthus-quotes" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Balthus</a></p><br><p>EMAIL <a href="mailto:2dorksmedia@gmail.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">2dorksmedia@gmail.com</a></p><p>DISCORD <a href="https://2dorks.net/discord" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://2dorks.net/discord</a></p><p>SUPPORT <a href="https://2dorks.net/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://2dorks.net/support</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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