Stupid Wizards Actual People

Episode 36 - Dream a Little Dream With Me

Mon, 30 Mar 2026 22:19:24 GMT

Content Warning: language, violence, abduction, sexual content

While one member of the gang reels from a brutal betrayal, the others find out their magical companions have gone missing. Again.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton as Dr. Evren Duman Derek Dix as Trevor Wolffe Josh Matney as Katie Callahan and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper

New episodes every other Monday.

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Episode 35 - The Road So Far

Tue, 17 Mar 2026 02:48:18 GMT

Content Warning: language, blood, violence, body horror

The church is behind them. Trevor is no longer a vampire. The bodies are gone and Hobble is not happy about it. Back at the warehouse the gang spreads out everything they have and tries to make sense of it before more kids end up dead. It's time to sort through the evidence and figure out what the hell is actually going on.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton as Dr. Evren Duman Derek Dix as Trevor Wolffe Josh Matney as Katie Callahan and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper

New episodes every other Monday.

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Episode 34 - He is Risen

Tue, 03 Mar 2026 03:44:39 GMT

Content Warning: language, blood, murder, body horror, religious imagery

It's Easter weekend and five students are dead inside St. Lawrence Catholic Church on KU campus. The gang shows up to investigate what was supposed to be a simple lock-in. Turns out the monster isn't trapped in there with them, they're trapped in there with Him.

Happy Easter.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton as Dr. Evren Duman

Derek Dix as Trevor Wolffe

Josh Matney as Slayer Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper

New episodes every other Monday.

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Episode 33 - DOG Catchers

Tue, 17 Feb 2026 02:56:01 GMT

Content Warning – language, sexual content, blood, murder, self-harm, abduction, body horror

This week, the gang throws hands with Jade and her wolf-pack, learn more about the mystery at large, and read a girl's diary.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 32 - How Katie Got Her Gumph Back

Tue, 03 Feb 2026 05:19:15 GMT

Content Warning – language, sexual content, blood, murder, self-harm

This week, the gang takes Damon to a secondary location full of some angry sister wife witches. Then plot how to murder another sorority girl.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 31 - Bark at the Moon

Tue, 20 Jan 2026 04:37:26 GMT

Content Warning – language, sexual content, vampirism, drinking blood, human prey stalking, murder, self-harm

This week, Trevor tries not to give into his most basic instincts, Duman gets his swagger back, and Katie meets a stripper.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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SWAP Presents: The Only Way Out Is Through - A 2025 Christmas Special (Part 2)

Tue, 06 Jan 2026 03:42:26 GMT

Content Warning - violence, explosions, workplace terrorism, hostage situations, threats of execution, loud noises, profanity, injury and bodily harm, peril in enclosed spaces, falling to death, fire

Stupid Wizards proudly presents our 2025 Christmas special set in the Dimension 20 system, Never Stop Blowing Up. Follow along as the Bay siblings are transported into the older twin boy's favorite Christmas movie and take on the personas of their favorite action hero stars.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is

Drew Burton as Miguel Bay,

Derek Dix as Mikail Bay,

Josh Matney as the Gamemaster,

and Elizabeth Rein as Michelle “Scout” Bay

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SWAP Presents: The Only Way Out Is Through - A 2025 Christmas Special (Part 1)

Tue, 23 Dec 2025 03:16:32 GMT

Content Warning - violence, explosions, workplace terrorism, hostage situations, threats of execution, loud noises, profanity, injury and bodily harm, peril in enclosed spaces

Stupid Wizards Actual People is

Drew Burton as Miguel Bay,

Derek Dix as Mikail Bay,

Josh Matney as the Gamemaster,

and Elizabeth Rein as Michelle “Scout” Bay

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Episode 30 - It's Hot and It's Deadly

Tue, 09 Dec 2025 02:12:15 GMT

Content Warning – language, sexual content, vampirism, drinking blood, human prey stalking, murder

This week, Katie, Sam, and Duman follow the legal law like a bunch of squares to investigate, Trevor and Vanessa try to figure out Phil's whole deal, and a pizza delivery goes sideways.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 29 - Dr. Evren Human

Tue, 25 Nov 2025 02:01:08 GMT

Content Warning – Language, Sexual Content, Attempted suicide, Self-harm, Blood, Body horror, Violence

This week, the gang deals with the consequences of their deals. Katie hides from a vampire, Duman wrestles with being a mortal being, and Trevor is really, really, hungry.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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SWAP Presents - VTM: Kansas City Halloween Special Part 1

Tue, 11 Nov 2025 03:37:58 GMT

Content Warning – Language, Sexual Content, Blood, Vampirism, Mental Disorders, Schizophrenia

We ran into some scheduling issues this week, so we’re releasing Part 1 of our Halloween Special, set in the World of Darkness. Using Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition, a group of Kindred is sent to track down a missing Nosferatu. Can this band of misfits work together to solve the case?

We’ll return to Lawrence, Kansas, on November 24th with more of Season 2. The full Halloween Special will be available on Patreon, it’s probably our longest recording yet, with the finale running about 3–4 hours.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Slug,

Derek Dix playing as the Storyteller,

Josh Matney playing as Chase O'Connell,

and Elizabeth Rein as Vanessa Livingston.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 28 - The Devil's in the Dealtails

Tue, 28 Oct 2025 00:18:59 GMT

Content Warning – Language, Sexual Content, Blood, Blood Magic, Coercion, Deals with the Devil, Moral Jeopardy, Potential Harm to Loved Ones

This week, Katie, Trevor, and Duman play a game of Deal or No Deal, only the devil’s holding the briefcases.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 27 - Good Sam Hunting

Tue, 14 Oct 2025 03:19:23 GMT

Content Warning – Language, Sexual Content, Blood, Blood Magic

This week, Katie, Sam, and Duman have some wax-on, wax-off time together, Trevor tries to distract his thoughts, and the gang meets the actual devil.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 26 - The DOG House

Tue, 30 Sep 2025 02:45:32 GMT

Content Warning – Language, Sexual Content, Disease, Dealing with Loss

This week, the gang breaks into the DOG House, Jackie Carter asks for a favor, and Elizabeth reveals she's been a werewolf the whole time.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 25 - What the Suck!?

Tue, 16 Sep 2025 00:32:50 GMT

Content Warning – Violence, dealing with loss, kidnapping/abduction, themes of consent and bodily autonomy

This week, Trevor comes to terms with something that's zero cool, Katie consoles a friend, and Duman catches a kick-ass keg stand.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 24 - Lost Boy

Tue, 02 Sep 2025 02:34:42 GMT

Content Warning - Violence and assault, blood and injury, kidnapping/abduction, themes of consent and bodily autonomy

This week, Katie's friend's real boyfriend is a murderer, Duman shakes off his wounds, and Trevor sinks his teeth into his troubled past.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 23 - Phantom Menace

Tue, 19 Aug 2025 02:29:52 GMT

Content Warning - profanity, missing persons

This week, Katie learns a truth about friendships, Duman gets mauled by a maid, and Trevor has an outburst of rebellious youth.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 22 - Sigma Boo

Tue, 05 Aug 2025 01:48:51 GMT

Content Warning - profanity

This week, Katie and Trevor attend a party, Duman rides his fat hog, and Trevor has his privacy violated.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 21 - In Every Generation there is a Chosen One

Tue, 22 Jul 2025 02:32:03 GMT

Content Warning - profanity, mention of suicide

This week, Katie learns more about her destiny, Duman saves his shot with Jackie, and Trevor is quite convinced the enemy is among us.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 20 - Katie Don't Cry, I Know You're Trying Your Hardest

Tue, 08 Jul 2025 03:10:10 GMT

Content Warning - profanity, blood, mention of suicide

This week, Trevor starts forming a conspiracy theory, Duman details his past, and Katie gives a confession.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 19 - Til Death Do Us Part

Tue, 24 Jun 2025 02:09:09 GMT

Content Warning - profanity, blood, stabbing

This week, Katie and Sam set the foundation of their relationship, Duman provides Jackie a monster fantasy, and Trevor has a guardian angel.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 18 - Something Old, Something New, Something Possessed, Something's Loose

Tue, 10 Jun 2025 03:36:39 GMT

Content Warning - profanity, sexual content, blood

This week, Katie learns that Sam and Lily are hide-and-seek champions, Duman woos Jackie, and Trevor reveals he's been ordained this entire time.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 17 - Rick's Knicks N' Knacks

Tue, 27 May 2025 03:07:46 GMT

Content Warning - profanity, sexual content, blood

This week the gang works through the events at the psych ward while still trying to harbor the relationships in their normal day-to-day lives.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 16 - Insomniattack

Tue, 13 May 2025 03:44:15 GMT

Content Warning - profanity, violence, eye gouging, needles

This week, Trevor tries to assure Eddie, Katie does her first interrogation, and Duman goes full John Wick.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 15 - Concrete Sundays

Mon, 28 Apr 2025 20:00:54 GMT

Content Warning - profanity, sexual content, emetophobia

This week, Trevor wrestles with fears of the rapture, Katie navigates her relationship with Sam, and Duman faces the complications of a meet-cute.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 14 - Help! My Fake Boyfriend's a Murderer!

Tue, 15 Apr 2025 01:29:47 GMT

Content Warning - profanity, murder, funeral, homophobia

In this week's episode, the gang contaminates a crime scene. Katie ponders her fake boyfriend's murderer, and Duman encounters an old friend.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 13 - Dial M for Meltdown

Tue, 01 Apr 2025 03:39:29 GMT

Content Warning - profanity, violence, murder, mention of suicide

In this week's episode, Trevor and Katie investigate the dorm. Katie shows off her insane acting ability, and Duman is reminded that he works with children.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 12 - kill.exe

Tue, 18 Mar 2025 01:49:47 GMT

Content Warning - profanity, violence, murder, mention of suicide

In this week's episode, Trevor learns the ways of hackerman, Katie considers her willingness to dive deeper, and Duman investigates a budding mystery.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 11 - Ghost on the Water

Tue, 04 Mar 2025 04:24:23 GMT

Content Warning - profanity, violence, aquaphobia, possession

In this week's episode, Trevor deals with an interweb troll, the gang learns the width of the Kansas River, and Katie joins the high dive team.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 10 - Lonely As I Am, Together We Cry

Tue, 18 Feb 2025 02:13:17 GMT

Content Warning - profanity, sexual content, violence

In this week's episode, the gang gets the lowdown on how bridge trolls operate, postulates the possibility of sirens, and learns that chunks of concrete hurt like crap man.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 9 - Bridge Between Worlds

Tue, 04 Feb 2025 04:29:59 GMT

Content Warning - profanity

In this week's episode, the gang investigates Allen Fieldhouse, learns about red herrings, and comes to the aid of the internet trolls.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 8 - Rick's is Poppin

Tue, 21 Jan 2025 04:57:19 GMT

Content Warning - profanity

In this week's episode, Katie binges Buffy, Duman hits the hottest club in town, and Trevor refuses Katie's late paper pleas.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 7 - Happy Tuesday

Tue, 07 Jan 2025 04:03:38 GMT

Content Warning - profanity

In this week's episode, Dr. Duman and Trevor have a heart-to-heart, Duman and Trevor answer Katies questions, and Katie goes on a shopping spree.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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SWAP Presents: "Holiday Heist" A Christmas Special

Tue, 24 Dec 2024 05:20:11 GMT

A special one-shot set in a system made by Drew. The crew gives a classic retelling of a "Home Alone" style story with traps and gags aplenty.

SWAP is:

Drew Burton as The Spinner

Derek Dix as Shawn Dick

Josh Matney as Chester "The Link" Links

Elizabeth Rein as Marleze Hereoff

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Episode 6 - The Buy-In, the Glitch, and the Corn Rows

Tue, 10 Dec 2024 04:53:37 GMT

Content Warning - profanity, spiders, suspense, decapitation

In this week's episode, Dr. Duman plays a friendly game with Patricia, Trevor helps squash Gladys' bug problem, and Katie confronts Gertrude's corn maze.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 5 - Evil Old Woman, Considered Frightful or Ugly, 12 down

Tue, 26 Nov 2024 02:32:24 GMT

Content Warning - profanity

In this week's episode, Trevor and Katie start to pull the thread, the Cromwell's give a home tour, and Duman gets some insider info from Parker.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 4 - Dude, How's My Car?

Tue, 12 Nov 2024 01:35:36 GMT

Content Warning - profanity

In this week's episode, Katie tries to make amends with her boyfriend, Trevor continues being socially awkward, and Duman shows us the ins and outs of the Lawrence monster Underworld.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 3 - Everything is Not Awesome

Tue, 29 Oct 2024 03:08:56 GMT

Content Warning - profanity, violence

In this week's episode, we participate in a shootout at the toy fight club, damage our favorite himbo's car, and have a world-view realization.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 2 - I am Katie's Unyielding Death Grip

Tue, 15 Oct 2024 02:42:25 GMT

Content Warning - profanity, violence

In this week's episode, Katie learns to defend herself, Duman makes a strong case for Captain Crunch and, well you know the first rule.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 1 - Lovely Lawrence Kansas

Tue, 01 Oct 2024 01:31:04 GMT

Content Warning - profanity, suspense, burglary, monsters

Welcome to campaign two where a mystery has enveloped the quiet college city of Lawrence Kansas. Join our investigative crew of Dr. Evren Duman, Trevor Wolffe, and Katie Callahan as they try to put the pieces together before it's too late.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman,

Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe,

Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan,

and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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SWAP Meet - C1S1 Moonfall Recap

Mon, 16 Sep 2024 23:39:00 GMT

Join us for a special SWAP Meet as we dive into the finale of Campaign 1, Season 1 - Moonfall. We’ll discuss our favorite moments from both the finale and the entire season. Stay tuned until the end for details on Campaign 2 and a recap of Campaign 1 from Mr. Groobles.

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Episode 33 - Dawn (Finale Part 3)

Mon, 02 Sep 2024 18:55:34 GMT

Content Warning - Profanity, suicide reference, violence, murder

Campaign 1 Finale.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,

Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,

Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,

and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 32 - The Dark Side of the Moon (Finale Part 2)

Mon, 19 Aug 2024 22:49:27 GMT

Content Warning - Profanity, suggestive content, violence

The penultimate episode of season 1 leaves the group facing off against each other as Willow's mother and Kellen's devil do battle for control over the soul stone.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,

Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,

Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,

and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 31 - Dark Soul (Finale Part 1)

Mon, 05 Aug 2024 22:04:20 GMT

Content Warning - Profanity, suggestive content, violence

In this week's episode, Dark Willow arises, Kellen does a mental balancing act, and Elaina manipulates the brothers and Willow against each other.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,

Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,

Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,

and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 30 - Willow's Choice

Tue, 23 Jul 2024 04:01:40 GMT

Content Warning - Profanity, suggestive content, violence, suicide reference.

In this week's episode, we are face to face with Elaina and her Shar worshipers, we take a trip to some less-than-fond moments in time, and Willow protects the stone.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,

Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,

Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,

and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Kantcon 2024 - Liberty Land 🇺🇸🦅🎆

Tue, 09 Jul 2024 01:10:16 GMT

Content warning: Stabbings, cursing, hauntings, capitalism, unchecked patriotism, unhealthy fried foods.

Filmed live at Kantcon 2024, Tanner Cartwright, Ford Raptor, and God's chosen Jeb Baker visit Liberty Land searching for fireworks and fried food but uncover a ghostly mystery that haunts the newly opened America-themed park.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton playing as Jebediah Baker,

Derek Dix playing as Tanner Cartwright PhD,

Josh Matney as the Keeper,

and Elizabeth Rein playing as Ford Raptor.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 29 - A Born Identity

Tue, 25 Jun 2024 02:34:15 GMT

Content Warning - Profanity, suggestive content, violence, miscarriage.

In this week's episode, we deal with Sylas & Tabitha, call in a favor from a familiar, and infiltrate the temple of Shar.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,

Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,

Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,

and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 28 - The Dark Night

Tue, 11 Jun 2024 00:22:42 GMT

Content Warning - Profanity, suggestive content, violence, limb dismemberment, murder.

In this week's episode, we finish our fight with Sylas, meet a new worshiper of Shar, and learn whether Tabitha's house is in fact flammable.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,

Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,

Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,

and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 27 - Ray's Private Eye Investigating

Mon, 27 May 2024 23:44:56 GMT

Content Warning - Profanity, sexual content.

In this week's episode, we discuss what we learned from Tabitha, hire a one-eyed dick, and have the rematch a year in the making.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,

Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,

Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,

and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 26 - Warlock Holmes

Mon, 13 May 2024 23:40:17 GMT

Content Warning - Profanity.

In this week's episode, don't be alarmed this is still SWAP but we do investigate for two episodes in a row, learn about Bartlebee and Tabitha, and learn the components for greater restoration.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,

Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,

Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,

and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 25 - The Fantastic Mister Groobles

Mon, 29 Apr 2024 22:40:58 GMT

Content Warning - Profanity, Sexual Content, Drinking, Dealing with Death.

In this week's episode, Edward's familiar makes a surprise visit, the group stumbles into a parade, and may have finally, 25 episodes in, done some real investigating.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,

Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,

Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,

and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 24 - Actual People

Tue, 16 Apr 2024 03:07:51 GMT

Content Warning - Profanity, Sexual Content, Dealing with Death.

In this week's episode, the gang gets a visit from a loved one, does a group intervention, and learns the power of friendship.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,

Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,

Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,

and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 23 - Stupid Wizard

Tue, 19 Mar 2024 01:55:44 GMT

Content Warning - Profanity, Death, Torture.

In this week's episode the gang deals with the fallout from Tabitha, has a come-to-Selune moment, and learns about the history of Brayfall.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,

Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,

Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,

and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 22 - Sigil & Shadow

Tue, 05 Mar 2024 05:29:51 GMT

Content Warning - Profanity, Sexual Content, Body Horror, Violence, Suicide.

This week the gang confronts Tabitha, sucks once again at combat, and comes up with a foolproof plan to win the day.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,

Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,

Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,

and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 21 - Carry on My Greybane Son

Tue, 20 Feb 2024 03:06:28 GMT

Content Warning - Profanity, Sexual Content, Suicidal Ideation, Gore.

This week the gang tours the triangle between the Brayfall College, Garrison & Greybane home, postulates about Kellen's Devil, and learns the art of the deal.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,

Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,

Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,

and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 20 - The Devil Went Down to Brayfall

Tue, 06 Feb 2024 02:23:44 GMT

Content Warning - Profanity

This week the gang deals with their feelings, learns about Edward and Sinnie's past, and inquires about making some deals.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,

Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,

Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,

and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 19 - Meet the Greybanes

Tue, 23 Jan 2024 03:33:12 GMT

Content Warning - Profanity, Violence against Animals, Horror, Gore, Body Horror

This week the gang once again speaks to the police without a lawyer, enjoys the thrilling dinner conversation with the Greybanes, and learns some truths about Willow and Kellen.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,

Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,

Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,

and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 18 - A Drunk Who Carries a Gibbles by the Tongue Learns Something He Can Learn No Other Way

Tue, 09 Jan 2024 04:55:06 GMT

Content Warning - Profanity, Violence, Violence against Animals, Horror, Gore, Body Horror

This week the gang have to become Brayfall's Animal Control, rekindle a flame with an old friend, and continue committing arson in every town they visit.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,

Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,

Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,

and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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SWAP Presents: A Christmas Carol Special

Tue, 26 Dec 2023 02:57:01 GMT

A special one shot set in a game made by Elizabeth. The crew take the most creative liberty with Charles Dickens A Christmas Carol and do their best to scare a billionaire, Beff Jezos, into being a better person.

SWAP A Christmas Carol is:

Drew Burton as Richard "Dick" Polaski

Derek Dix as Elaine Jezos

Josh Matney as Sol

Elizabeth Rein as the Game Master

Fun drinking game, take a drink anytime we accidentally mess up Beff Jezos name.

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Episode 17 - Homecoming

Tue, 12 Dec 2023 03:58:54 GMT

Content Warning - Profanity

This week the gang has a homecoming, pays tribute to Shelby, and wrestles with their feelings.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,

Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,

Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,

and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 16 - Uncle Mock

Mon, 27 Nov 2023 18:43:10 GMT

Content Warning - Profanity, Sexual Content

This week the gang reunites with their cool-ass uncle, learns about their shafts, and finds out Kelly has a woman inside of him.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,

Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,

Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,

and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 15 - All Cops Are Bagsby

Tue, 14 Nov 2023 00:04:19 GMT

Content Warning - Profanity, Body Horror, Violence

This week the gang should have asked for a lawyer, learns the reach of the long arm of the law, and makes a deal with the devil.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,

Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,

Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,

and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 14 - You Can't Handle the Zone of Truth

Mon, 30 Oct 2023 15:00:05 GMT

Content Warning - Profanity

This week the gang has returned to being actual investigators, Kellen and Vincent are in a disagreement, and Willow needs to update her LinkedIn.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,

Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,

Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,

and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 13 - Scry Me an Ocean

Tue, 17 Oct 2023 01:00:00 GMT

Content Warning - Violence, Profanity, Thalassophobia.

This week the gang is back on their dinghy bullshit, Kellen really doesn't want to go to church anymore and, Tony greets the gang with the best pasta in all of Reshala Port.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:
Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,
Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,
Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,
and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 12 - The Sea Wraith

Tue, 03 Oct 2023 03:00:00 GMT

Content Warning - Suicide, Violence, Profanity, Gore, Thalassophobia.

This week the plan is back on the menu boys, Willow breaks up with the brothers and, Kellen takes advantage of his spell slots.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,

Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,

Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,

and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 11 - Kayvor

Mon, 18 Sep 2023 13:00:00 GMT

Content Warning - Suicide, Violence, Profanity.

Help is available. Please dial 988 for the suicide hotline.

This week Josh learns that he is getting bullied, Jaws might be the most badass henchman, and the gang has some flashbacks.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,

Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,

Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,

and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 10 - Sea Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Sea Wraith

Mon, 04 Sep 2023 15:00:00 GMT

Content Warning - Violence, Profanity.

This week the gang learns about Kellen's spell slots, Willow row row rows a boat, and Vincent commits mutiny.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,

Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,

Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,

and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 9 - Our Flag Means Elian

Tue, 22 Aug 2023 02:00:00 GMT

Content Warning - Violence, Profanity.

This week the gang charters a vacation cruise, has a career day, and meets the Joe Bros.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,

Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,

Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,

and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 8 - Ad-Vent-Ure

Tue, 08 Aug 2023 02:00:00 GMT

Content Warning - Violence, Gore, Profanity.

This week the gang might need group therapy, moves a total of 5 feet, and Kellen listens to the voices inside his head.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:
Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,
Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,
Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,
and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 7 - Kellen and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Tue, 25 Jul 2023 02:00:00 GMT

Content Warning - Violence, Gore, Profanity, Suicidal References.

This week the gang names a dog, Kellen doesn't shit in a bucket, and Willow masters being undercover.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,

Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,

Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,

and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 6 - Gibbles the Big Sad Dog

Tue, 11 Jul 2023 02:00:00 GMT

Content Warning - Violence, Gore, Profanity, Suicidal References, and Animal Cruelty.

This week the gang learns the dangers of splitting the party, how to create the BBEG, and what it means to make new friends.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,

Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,

Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,

and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 5 - Did You Validate Your Horse?

Tue, 27 Jun 2023 00:00:00 GMT

Content Warning - Violence, Gore, Profanity.

This week the gang learns the ins and outs of designated tow-away zones, how to handle their wood, and why Shaq is the greatest Laker of all time.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,

Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,

Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,

and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 4 - What We Don’t Know in the Shadows

Mon, 12 Jun 2023 17:00:00 GMT

Content Warning - Violence, Gore, Profanity, Explicit Sexual Content.

This week the gang learns the spell dimension door, wrangles up some horses, and flexes their investigative and social skills.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,

Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,

Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,

and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 3 - Oops! All Combat!

Mon, 29 May 2023 22:00:00 GMT

Content Warning - Violence, Gore, Profanity, Sexual Content, Suicide.

This week the gang "fights" Brother Sylas, learns more about geometry, and maybe discovers a secret.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,

Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,

Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,

and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 2 - Shadow Stalker Kink Club

Mon, 15 May 2023 18:00:00 GMT

Content Warning - Violence, Gore, Profanity, Sexual Content.

The gang practices some light BDSM, investigates a clorgy, and delves deeper into the mystery plaguing the Church of Selune.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:

Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,

Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,

Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,

and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

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Episode 1 - Moonlight Massacre

Mon, 01 May 2023 19:00:00 GMT

Content Warning - Violence, Gore, Profanity, Sexual Content.

Stupid Wizards Actual People is:
Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,
Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,
Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,
and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.

New episodes are bi-weekly.

Intro Music: [Celtic Fantasy] Might & Magic by Alexander Nakarada (www.serpentsoundstudios.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 License

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Stupid Wizards Actual People Teaser Trailer

Mon, 24 Apr 2023 19:00:00 GMT

Teaser trailer for season 1 of Stupid Wizards Actual People, featuring Drew Burton, Derek Dix, Josh Matney, and Elizabeth Rein. The first episode drops on May 1st, 2023 with episodes releasing bi-weekly on Monday.

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