Take Me Out To The Blall Game

Also, there are many transcripts on the website! I suspect they'll all be available within a month or so at our current rate. Eternal gratitude to crone, euonymph, fjork3, Jossar, krazz, Serasent, and sophie.leah for your help with transcription.

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Blaseball Power Rankings, Part 1

Mon, 02 Nov 2020 14:00:14 GMT

Do you miss power rankings during the Grand Siesta? In this series, several guests will rank blaseball teams based on anything but how good they are at blaseball.

Check out Forsythia's many diagrams on this episode's page on our website.

Follow That Reporter on Twitter @WTFBSplortRadio

Follow Forsythia Helltiger on Twitter @FHelltiger and read her writing on the Blaseball News Network

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Music credits:

Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Breakdown by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3456-breakdown

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

The Path of the Goblin King by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4503-the-path-of-the-goblin-king

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Wholesome by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5050-wholesome

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Organic Grunge by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4176-organic-grunge

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Siesta Vlacation Guide

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 13:00:42 GMT

Find out about all the best vlacation spots for the siesta from Seattle Garages intern Toast Guerta!

Follow Toast Guerta on Twitter @GuertaToast

Before you hop over to visit a team, be polite and check their visitor status

Hang out at Daleween starting at 4 PM EDT on October 31 in the Dale channels of the main Discord

Don't visit the Hellmouth, but do follow the Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board on Twitter @hmantitourism

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Music credits:

Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Breakdown by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3456-breakdown

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Come Play with Me by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3526-come-play-with-me

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Organic Grunge by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4176-organic-grunge

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Blaseball Law 101

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 13:00:40 GMT

Join me in the equivalent of blaseball law school to prepare for the upcoming siesta trial! Brief Games of the Wild Wings Legal Team and Matthew, aka Blase Attorney, of the Chicago Firefighters tell us all about the fascinating legal details of the New York Millennials v. the CEO Commissioner and the Boss.

Read more about Millennials v. Commissioner and the Boss at parkerclassaction.com

Follow the Mills' ad creator on Twitter @felixgarbage (and @illfocusedgamer)

Follow Brief Games and the Wild Wings Legal Team on Twitter @CDMXWWLegal

Follow Matthew on Twitter @mpark6288

Check out Matthew's other podcast, Ad Hoc Podcast

Follow Fitzgerald Blackburn on Twitter @fitzblackburn

Check out Fitz's other podcast, Blase Closed

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Music credits:

Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Breakdown by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3456-breakdown

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Deadly Roulette by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3625-deadly-roulette

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Faster Does It by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3741-faster-does-it

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Organic Grunge by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4176-organic-grunge

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The Blaseball Coin

Mon, 26 Oct 2020 13:00:34 GMT

Remember how the image of the blaseball coin god came from an eBay listing? Remember how Joey T. Badger, host of The Splorts Hub and Voice of the Boston Flowers...immediately bought that coin? Let's discuss how mildly cursed he now is.

Subscribe to The Splorts Hub on Twitch at twitch.tv/TheSplortsHub and on Twitter @TheSplortsHub!

If you're a blaseball, too, unionize with us and the Blaseball Ball's union representative on Twitter @Blall_Union.

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Music credits:

Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Breakdown by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3456-breakdown

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

District Four by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3662-district-four

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Organic Grunge by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4176-organic-grunge

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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Election Special: Season 11

Fri, 23 Oct 2020 13:00:57 GMT

Tarot card blessings? Lawsuits against the Commissioner? Eating the forbidden book? Benson "Nutty" Newton and I definitely don't have all the answers, but we sure do have a lot of fun in this episode about season 11 elections. Featuring an explanation of tarot cards by Scores Baserunner of the Boston Flowers!

Follow Benson himself on Twitter @BNNIntern

Get the best news on the mortal plane from Blaseball News Network on Twitter: @BlaseballNews

Stay up to date with the Blaseball News Network articles: blaseball.news

Check out the BNN YouTube channel, including a Complete History of Blaseball through season 8

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Music credits:

Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

The Path of the Goblin King by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4503-the-path-of-the-goblin-king

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Laid Back Guitars by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3964-laid-back-guitars

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Magistar by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4709-magistar

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Organic Grunge by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4176-organic-grunge

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Blaseball Stlatistics

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 13:00:39 GMT

Get to know blaseball stlatistics with Firewall Andrews! If you've been curious about them but a little intimidated by all the acronyms and mysterious numbers, this is the episode for you. It's a fascinating part of blaseball!

Follow Firewall Andrews on Twitter @FirewallAndrews and @Flangraphs, and find his writing on the Blaseball News Network.

Check out his awesome article about why Workman Gloom is the best blaseball player of all time.

Find more blaseball stlats at blaseball-reference.com.

Educate yourself with these Blaseball Baby Anti-Racism Resources.

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Music credits:

Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Breakdown by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3456-breakdown

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Organic Grunge by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4176-organic-grunge

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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How To Watch Blaseball

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 13:00:25 GMT

This episode is for anyone who wants a couple tips on how to watch blaseball games. We are all love blaseball, but it's not obvious what to look for when we're actually watching the splort! It's hard to make an emotional connection to the words and numbers flying across the screen. In this episode, SplortsCaster of the Blaseball News Network walks us through it.

Follow Patrick Caster on Twitter @SplortsCaster and find his writing on the Blaseball News Network.

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Music credits:

Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Breakdown by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3456-breakdown

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Organic Grunge by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4176-organic-grunge

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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Election Special: Season 10

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 11:00:50 GMT

It's time for season 10 elections! I am joined by Dr. J of WSHU: The Voice of the Charleston Shoe Thieves. We break down the decrees and blessings for season 10, and we find out what it was like to commentate the Shoe Thieves' epic battle with the Shelled One!

Catch Dr. J streaming elections and Charleston Shoe Thieves games: twitch.tv/blaseballwshu

Check out this video of him commentating the Shelled One battle: https://youtu.be/x3JPdoy6hkU?t=1037

Follow Henry Marshallow on Twitter @HenryMarshallow

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Music credits:

Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Breakdown by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3456-breakdown

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Wholesome by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5050-wholesome

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Organic Grunge by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4176-organic-grunge

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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OOC: Safe and Healthy Roleplaying, Part 3

Wed, 14 Oct 2020 11:00:32 GMT

Out of character, part 3. Roleplayers, this series is for you! Today we're talking about canon and ownership in blaseball roleplay with Connor and Pigeon.

Follow Connor on Twitter as himself @ucbamba and as Paula Turnip as @TurnipOnBlase. Check out his horror podcast @PitchLibrary.

Follow Pigeon on Twitter as themself @AngryLibrarian, as Richmond Harrison @RichmondHarris4, and as Polkadot Patterson @TheDotBlaseball.

Here are a few resources for blaseball roleplayers:

Grounding techniques: https://www.healthline.com/health/grounding-techniques

"10 survival techniques for the highly sensitive person": https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/prescriptions-life/201105/top-10-survival-tips-the-highly-sensitive-person-hsp

Ten Percent Happier: https://www.tenpercent.com/

Mental Health, Roleplay, and Fandom (for blaseball roleplayers): https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bXO3dKgh8iWjHR2lplm8HnHA_cFQ3RO8p3PbzNUVhK0/edit#heading=h.w4v9rm7sq7b3

"Why are queer people so mean to each other?": https://www.dailyxtra.com/why-are-queer-people-so-mean-to-each-other-160978

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Music credits:

Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Breakdown by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3456-breakdown

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

White Lotus by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4625-white-lotus

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Organic Grunge by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4176-organic-grunge

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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The Collective Dadconscious

Mon, 12 Oct 2020 11:00:39 GMT

This one is for the Dallas Steaks and their fans. Meet the Collective Dadconscious.

Follow Lindsey on Twitter as herself @Lindsey_Rae_98 and as Conner Haley @Conner_Comet.

The vessel of the Collective Dadconscious is Matthew Black.

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Music credits:

Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Angel Share by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3367-angel-share

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Carpe Diem by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3478-carpe-diem

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Organic Grunge by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4176-organic-grunge

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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Election Special: Season 9

Fri, 09 Oct 2020 11:00:24 GMT

Another election, another election analysis episode! Join me and Benson "Nutty" Newton as we dive into the Season 9 Decrees and Blessings. Featuring a weather report by That Reporter of WTFB Splorts Radio!

Follow Benson himself on Twitter @BNNIntern

Get the best news on the mortal plane from Blaseball News Network on Twitter: @BlaseballNews

Stay up to date with the Blaseball News Network articles: blaseball.news

Follow That Reporter on Twitter @WTFBSplortRadio

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Music credits:

Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Breakdown by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3456-breakdown

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

The Show Must Be Go by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4509-the-show-must-be-go

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Local Forecast - Slower by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3988-local-forecast---slower

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Lithium by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3983-lithium

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Organic Grunge by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4176-organic-grunge

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Lend a hand - listen by Thursday, October 8

Thu, 08 Oct 2020 01:45:30 GMT

Vote for the Hera Mobile App for the European Investment Bank’s Audience Favorite Prize Award. From 9:15 AM-12:15 PM on Thursday, October 8, go to www.2020sit.com/votingpoll and vote for "HERAMOBILEAPP."

Thank you so much for your help!

UPDATE: The Hera mobile app won the audience prize! Thank you for voting!

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OOC: Safe and Healthy Roleplaying, Part 2

Wed, 07 Oct 2020 11:00:12 GMT

Out of character, part 2. Roleplayers, this series is for you! Today we're talking about grounding in blaseball roleplay with Connor and Pigeon.

Follow Connor on Twitter as himself @ucbamba and as Paula Turnip as @TurnipOnBlase. Check out his horror podcast @PitchLibrary.

Follow Pigeon on Twitter as themself @AngryLibrarian, as Richmond Harrison @RichmondHarris4, and as Polkadot Patterson @TheDotBlaseball.

Here are a couple resources about grounding:

Grounding techniques: https://www.healthline.com/health/grounding-techniques

Survival techniques for the highly sensitive person: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/prescriptions-life/201105/top-10-survival-tips-the-highly-sensitive-person-hsp

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Music credits:

Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Breakdown by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3456-breakdown

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Angel Share by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3367-angel-share

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Organic Grunge by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4176-organic-grunge

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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Verified Peanut Facts

Tue, 06 Oct 2020 11:00:53 GMT

There were a lot of verified peanut facts, so I had to share the rest of them. Buckle up.

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Music credits:

Fluffing a Duck by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3766-fluffing-a-duck

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Monkeys Spinning Monkeys by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4071-monkeys-spinning-monkeys

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Amazing Plan by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3358-amazing-plan

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

The Show Must Be Go by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4509-the-show-must-be-go

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4021-march-of-the-spoons

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3891-hyperfun

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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LGBTQIA+ History Month 2020

Mon, 05 Oct 2020 11:00:01 GMT

Happy LGBTQIA+ history month! Here's a special episode to celebrate our identities.

Get special LGBTQIA+ history month stickers at www.blaseballcares.com

Thanks to Matthew, Elisa, and Lindsey for their voices.

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Music credits:

Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Breakdown by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3456-breakdown

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Wholesome by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5050-wholesome

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

RetroFuture Clean by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4277-retrofuture-clean

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Almost New by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3353-almost-new

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Deliberate Thought by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3635-deliberate-thought

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Angel Share by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3367-angel-share

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Carpe Diem by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3478-carpe-diem

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Continue Life by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3545-continue-life

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Organic Grunge by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4176-organic-grunge

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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Peanuts!

Fri, 02 Oct 2020 11:00:37 GMT

You heard me.

Check out Loren Sherman's other neat stuff at www.shermansplanet.com

Follow That Reporter on Twitter: @WTFBSplortRadio

Peanut facts were read by Matthew, Priya, Patrick (@Splortscaster), PJ, and Wes.

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Music credits:

Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Carpe Diem by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3478-carpe-diem

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

The Descent Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Continue Life by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3545-continue-life

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Wholesome by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5050-wholesome

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Organic Grunge by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4176-organic-grunge

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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OOC: Safe and Healthy Roleplaying, Part 1

Wed, 30 Sep 2020 11:00:19 GMT

Out of character, part 1. Roleplayers, this series is for you! Today we're talking about emotional bleed in blaseball roleplay with Connor and Pigeon.

Follow Connor on Twitter as himself @ucbamba and as Paula Turnip as @TurnipOnBlase. Check out his horror podcast @PitchLibrary.

Follow Pigeon on Twitter as themself @AngryLibrarian, as Richmond Harrison @RichmondHarris4, and as Polkadot Patterson @TheDotBlaseball.

Here are a couple resources from Pigeon about emotional bleed:

Bleed in RP: https://geekandsundry.com/coping-with-emotional-bleed-during-roleplay/

Grounding techniques: https://www.healthline.com/health/grounding-techniques

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Music credits:

Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Breakdown by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3456-breakdown

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Almost New by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3353-almost-new

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Organic Grunge by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4176-organic-grunge

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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ARGonauts

Mon, 28 Sep 2020 11:00:12 GMT

What's an ARG? Is blaseball one? If I like blaseball, what are some other games I should check out? Get these answers and more in this episode of your friendly neighborhood blaseball podcast!

Listen to the ARGonauts podcast: www.theorangegroves.com/argonauts

Follow the ARGonauts on Twitter: @ARGonautsPod

Follow Andrew on Twitter: @CohostSherms

Follow Marn on Twitter: @corpserevivers

Follow Businessmun Ferret, the Business Flerret on Twitter: @BusinessFlerret

Check out arthur x medic's music on SoundCloud and Spotify!

Email us: blaseballpodcast@gmail.com

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Music credits:

Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Breakdown by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3456-breakdown

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Sad Trio by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4314-sad-trio

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

RetroFuture Clean by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4277-retrofuture-clean

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Organic Grunge by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4176-organic-grunge

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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LGBTQIA+ Blaseball Survey

Sun, 27 Sep 2020 11:00:14 GMT

Hello listeners! For LGBTQIA+ History Month, we're doing an episode on blaseball and the LGBTQIA+ community, and I need YOUR help to make it. Fill out this survey about loving blaseball and being not-heterosexual or not-cisgender: https://tinyurl.com/gayblaseball. BIPOC and trans people, you are especially invited to participate. Thanks for your help!

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Election Special: Season 8

Fri, 25 Sep 2020 11:00:17 GMT

Another election, another election analysis episode! Join me and Benson "Nutty" Newton as we dive into the Season 8 Decrees and Blessings.

Email us: blaseballpodcast@gmail.com

Drop us a tip on Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/blaseballpodcast

Follow Benson himself on Twitter: @BNNIntern

Get the best news on the mortal plane from Blaseball News Network on Twitter: @BlaseballNews

Stay up to date with the Blaseball News Network articles: blaseballnewsnetwork.com

Watch the BNN Season 8 Recap Stream on Saturday at 1 PM Pacific/4 PM Eastern: twitch.tv/blaseballnews

Join the Dallas Steaks at Hlomecoming on Sunday, September 27rd one hour before elections in the #watch-party channel on Discord!

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Music credits:

Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Breakdown by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3456-breakdown

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Carpe Diem by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3478-carpe-diem

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Organic Grunge by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4176-organic-grunge

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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Blaseball Cares

Wed, 23 Sep 2020 11:00:00 GMT

Check it out, it's Blaseball Cares!

In this episode:

MERCH FOR DAYS
The Blaseball Cares origin story
New stuff teaser!

Visit the Blaseball Cares store: www.blaseballcares.com

Follow Blaseball Cares on Twitter: @BlaseballCares

Support the California Wildfire Relief Fund: www.calfund.org/wildfire

Email us: blaseballpodcast@gmail.com

Don't us tip us on Ko-fi - go donate to the wildfire relief fund! www.calfund.org/wildfire

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Music credits:

Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Breakdown by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3456-breakdown

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Teller of the Tales by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4467-teller-of-the-tales

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Organic Grunge by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4176-organic-grunge

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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The Boston Tea Party

Tue, 22 Sep 2020 11:00:01 GMT

Surprise! It's a minisode about last week's Boston Tea Party! If you want to make a minisode about something cool happening in your corner of the blaseball world, email us at blaseballpodcast@gmail.com. If you love the show, follow us on Twitter @blaseball_pod. You can also drop us a tip on Ko-fi at ko-fi.com/blaseballpodcast. Thank you for enjoying the podcast!

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Music credits:

Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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In Memoriam: Kiki Familia

Mon, 21 Sep 2020 11:00:16 GMT

Most of our shows are happy. This one isn't, but it may also be healing.

In this episode:

Grief
Sadness
Healing, we think

Many thanks to the dozens of people who made this episode possible: Collin, Wes, J, Q, Splorts Union, the Commissioner, Elisa, Shai, Caitlyn, Sam, and everyone who submitted Kiki Familia audio memorials. Special thanks to the Canada Moist Talkers fans, who always welcomed this Flower to their Discord channel. Stay wet, you wonderful people!

You can view the rest of the survey responses here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FWCuECqalM-ooM1Qw3u1fTvPEyLAiCjda864dAb2bRc/edit?usp=sharing

If you'd like to add your own, the form is still open: tinyurl.com/kikifamilia

Email us: blaseballpodcast@gmail.com

Drop us a tip on Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/blaseballpodcast

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Music credits:

Sad Trio by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4314-sad-trio

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Heartbreaking by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3863-heartbreaking

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Teller of the Tales by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4467-teller-of-the-tales

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Continue Life by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3545-continue-life

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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Election Special: Season 7

Sat, 19 Sep 2020 11:00:38 GMT

Find out what's going on in this election from Benson "Nutty" Newton, intern-in-chief of the Blaseball News Network.

In this episode:

The hottest blessings
The history of #SauceTheWings
Critical differences between three similar-seeming decrees

Email us: blaseballpodcast@gmail.com

Drop us a tip on Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/blaseballpodcast

Follow Benson himself on Twitter: @BNNIntern

Get the best news on the mortal plane from Blaseball News Network on Twitter: @BlaseballNews

Stay up to date with the Blaseball News Network articles: blaseballnewsnetwork.com

Remember, BNN is hiring! Contact them on Twitter or Discord for more information.

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Music credits:

Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Breakdown by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3456-breakdown

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Carpe Diem by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3478-carpe-diem

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Organic Grunge by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4176-organic-grunge

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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Who Am I?

Fri, 18 Sep 2020 11:00:58 GMT

I interview a dog who loves blaseball in this one. The rest speaks for itself.

In this episode:

Who is making this show
A dog who loves blaseball
New schedule and future episodes
What I am love about blaseball

Email us: blaseballpodcast@gmail.com

Drop us a tip on Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/blaseballpodcast

The dog's name is Neboo.

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Music credits:

Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Breakdown by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3456-breakdown

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Organic Grunge by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4176-organic-grunge

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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Welcome To The Utopitorium

Thu, 17 Sep 2020 11:00:07 GMT

Welcome...to the Utopitorium.

In this episode:

A drink recipe so good it'll get you a job
The secret to being a great blaseball reporter
More of a mid-Atlantic accent than you bargained for

Email us your blaseball reactions, opinions, and soulscreams: blaseballpodcast@gmail.com

Drop us a tip on Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/blaseballpodcast

Burt Bunt’s Perfect Highball

Ingredients:

Your favorite sarsaparilla

Ginger ale (preferably), but jaunty ale will do in a pinch

Crushed ice

Procure your tallest, remark-causing-est drinking receptacle
Pour two fingers of sweet sweet sarsaparilla into your drinking receptacle like you want to put out the great Chicago fire
Wait for your wife to make a sassy remark about how tall your glass is. Sass her back or just give her a wink
Add four fingers ginger ale. If you only have jaunty ale, proceed to steps five through seven
Put on your fanciest, dandiest gloves
Hold Jaunty ale in both hands, with pinkies extended like you were visiting King George
Very, very slowly, drop by drop, add the jaunty ale to the drinking receptacle
Add crushed ice. You can do it in one go or add each piece one at a time and pretend they’re Abbot and Costello hiding in barrels jumping off Niagara Falls
Enjoy in the privacy of your own home, or in front of an editor if you want to get discovered

Episode transcript: https://take-me-out-to-the-blall-game-transcripts.s3.amazonaws.com/Blaseball-pod-ep-02-transcript.txt

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Music credits:

Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Organic Grunge by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4176-organic-grunge

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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SNACKRIFICE

Wed, 16 Sep 2020 11:00:17 GMT

Today: THE SNACKRIFICE. What it is, how it started, and how you can help.

In this episode:

Exclusive interview with DB, an early Snackrifice conspirator
Our first splonsorship
Solemnity

Email us your blaseball reactions, opinions, and soulscreams: blaseballpodcast@gmail.com

Drop us a tip on Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/blaseballpodcast

Learn more about the Snackrifice and get matched with a Tacos pitcher at www.tacoblaseball.com/snackrifice!

CORRECTION: Learn more about the Snackrifice at www.tacosblaseball.com/snackrifice - that's tacos with an s. The other link should work soon!

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Music credits:

Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Breakdown by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3456-breakdown

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Sad Trio by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4314-sad-trio

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Organic Grunge by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4176-organic-grunge

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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What Is Blaseball?

Tue, 15 Sep 2020 11:00:27 GMT

Finally, here it is: The blaseball podcast you've been waiting for!

In this episode:

Is the ball in blaseball ALSO called a blaseball?
Standings from around day 10 or 11, we're not sure
"mike townsend (knows what he's gotta do)" by The Garages
How to get your friends and family into blaseball

Email us: blaseballpodcast@gmail.com

Drop us a tip on Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/blaseballpodcast

Get more great music from The Garages at thegarages.bandcamp.com!

Episode transcript: https://take-me-out-to-the-blall-game-transcripts.s3.amazonaws.com/Blaseball-pod-ep-01-transcript.txt

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Music credits:

Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Breakdown by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3456-breakdown

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5011-upbeat-forever

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Organic Grunge by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4176-organic-grunge

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.