60 acast.com Tales from the Northern Workshop https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/tales-from-the-northern-workshop en Anders Bjarby christmas,horror Anders Bjarby Deep in the endless Arctic night, where aurora paint shadows that move against the light, Santa Claus opens his private journals to share the stories he's never told before. Tales from the Northern Workshop isn't your grandmother's Christmas podcast – it's a darkly whimsical journey into the strange truths behind holiday magic, narrated by a Santa who's seen too much to maintain comfortable illusions.


Each episode peels back another layer of festive veneer to reveal the bizarre machinery of Christmas itself. From The List that hungers for more than just names, to Mrs. Claus's kitchen where she preserves more than just cookies, to the workshop's deeper chambers where toys remember what they used to be – these are the stories of what really happens when magic and manufacturing collide at the top of the world.


Join us weekly as Santa himself reveals the secret histories, philosophical quandaries, and existential mysteries that come from centuries of serving as humanity's designated wonder-maker. Discover why the elves won't enter certain workshop wings after midnight, why some Christmas carols can only be sung backwards, and what really happens to children who peek at their presents too early.


Tales from the Northern Workshop: Where holiday magic meets midnight philosophy, and every Christmas miracle has a price.


Content Warning: Contains elements of psychological horror, dark whimsy, and philosophical musings that may forever change how you see candy canes.

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Each episode peels back another layer of festive veneer to reveal the bizarre machinery of Christmas itself. From The List that hungers for more than just names, to Mrs. Claus's kitchen where she preserves more than just cookies, to the workshop's deeper chambers where toys remember what they used to be – these are the stories of what really happens when magic and manufacturing collide at the top of the world.


Join us weekly as Santa himself reveals the secret histories, philosophical quandaries, and existential mysteries that come from centuries of serving as humanity's designated wonder-maker. Discover why the elves won't enter certain workshop wings after midnight, why some Christmas carols can only be sung backwards, and what really happens to children who peek at their presents too early.


Tales from the Northern Workshop: Where holiday magic meets midnight philosophy, and every Christmas miracle has a price.


Content Warning: Contains elements of psychological horror, dark whimsy, and philosophical musings that may forever change how you see candy canes.

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]]> Tales from the Northern Workshop – Episode 23: The Unpreserved Truth Tales from the Northern Workshop – Episode 23: The Unpreserved Truth Mon, 23 Dec 2024 01:07:51 GMT 5:40 67676667a977962b2e1e5af5 false https://shows.acast.com/tales-from-the-northern-workshop/episodes/67676667a977962b2e1e5af5 67676667a977962b2e1e5af5 676760e515b961464528b809 full 23

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]]> Tales from the Northern Workshop – Episode 22: The Shadow Return Tales from the Northern Workshop – Episode 22: The Shadow Return Sun, 22 Dec 2024 01:06:49 GMT 5:58 67676629a977962b2e1e501a false https://shows.acast.com/tales-from-the-northern-workshop/episodes/67676629a977962b2e1e501a 67676629a977962b2e1e501a 676760e515b961464528b809 full 22

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]]> Tales from the Northern Workshop – Episode 19: The Emergency Meeting Tales from the Northern Workshop – Episode 19: The Emergency Meeting Sun, 22 Dec 2024 01:04:11 GMT 6:35 6767658ba977962b2e1e3545 false https://shows.acast.com/tales-from-the-northern-workshop/episodes/6767658ba977962b2e1e3545 6767658ba977962b2e1e3545 676760e515b961464528b809 full 19

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]]> Tales from the Northern Workshop – Episode 18: What Mrs. Claus Really Makes Tales from the Northern Workshop – Episode 18: What Mrs. Claus Really Makes Sun, 22 Dec 2024 01:02:59 GMT 4:52 67676543a977962b2e1e268b false https://shows.acast.com/tales-from-the-northern-workshop/episodes/67676543a977962b2e1e268b 67676543a977962b2e1e268b 676760e515b961464528b809 full 18

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]]> Tales from the Northern Workshop – Episode 17: The Truth About Krampus Tales from the Northern Workshop – Episode 17: The Truth About Krampus Sun, 22 Dec 2024 01:02:10 GMT 5:37 676765132dc5d9b993c5bf4c false https://shows.acast.com/tales-from-the-northern-workshop/episodes/676765132dc5d9b993c5bf4c 676765132dc5d9b993c5bf4c 676760e515b961464528b809 full 17

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]]> Tales from the Northern Workshop – Episode 15: The Truth We Hide Tales from the Northern Workshop – Episode 15: The Truth We Hide Sun, 22 Dec 2024 01:00:35 GMT 5:38 676764b315b9614645294112 false https://shows.acast.com/tales-from-the-northern-workshop/episodes/676764b315b9614645294112 676764b315b9614645294112 676760e515b961464528b809 full 15

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]]> Tales from the Northern Workshop – Episode 7: The List Tales from the Northern Workshop – Episode 7: The List Sun, 22 Dec 2024 00:48:10 GMT 5:36 676761cb2dc5d9b993c533e1 false https://shows.acast.com/tales-from-the-northern-workshop/episodes/676761cb2dc5d9b993c533e1 676761cb2dc5d9b993c533e1 676760e515b961464528b809 full 7

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