The Ax Files UNLOCKED

Prequels are Never Tragic! (The Hork-Bajir Chronicles, 9-17)

Sun, 29 Mar 2026 13:00:00 GMT

So I dunno why this book even needs to be here, things seem pretty much fine and good on Planet Hork-Bajir. The Yeerks barely even know how to do orbital bombardment! Oh, wait, uh oh...

Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Bear Band Jamboree, Wait, You Can Do Violence?, and Seerow ACTUALLY Didn't Do Anything Wrong!

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Seerow Died for our Sins (The Hork-Bajir Chronicles, Prologue-8)

Sun, 22 Mar 2026 13:00:00 GMT

So this is one of the most-remembered books from the Animorphs series, one of the most popular by far and an intense diversion from the main story to show us how the war started in the first place. But all Barafin wants is to play on his computer. Relatable! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about A Treatise on the Variability of Acid Rain, Seerow Did One Tiny Thing A Little Bit Wrong, Men in S.T.E.M.!

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Branded Bean Mush (The Solution, 19-29)

Tue, 17 Mar 2026 01:43:15 GMT

Well, here we are. The end of an era. And by era i mean roughly the first 30% of Animorphs! Also these books about David, now we'll have to find something else to be cryptic about. I'm definitely not downplaying this because of the agonizing self-examination in this book, don't worry about my little deflections. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Rampant Justification, Amogus Cousin Edition, and Rocks Talk!

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Aww Yisss Garbage Time (The Solution, 10-18)

Mon, 26 Jan 2026 16:45:00 GMT

So you know how there was that secret meeting with the President and like five other world leaders and one of them is already a controller but we don't know which one? Yeah we're just gonna backburner that, we got an evil child to deal with. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Low-Cholesterol Morphing, The Other Type of Brain Worms, and How Did He Get an Orca???

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Ratchel's Revenge (The Solution, 1-9)

Tue, 06 Jan 2026 03:03:47 GMT

As the Asshole Trilogy moves into its final act, it's time for a touch of the old hyperviolence! Did you ever want to know who would win between a lion and Rachel? Join Kate, Nobody, and Vivian to talk about That's Some Weasel Talk, Hardcoreparkour, and A Hospital for Tigers!

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70. Full Pissboy (The Threat, 19-28)

Tue, 09 Dec 2025 04:02:44 GMT

A line has been crossed, friends, and it's not one you ever want to cross. David is well and truly the enemy of the Animorphs now, and they have no idea how to defend against the techniques they've been using for years! Plus, like...you can't just cry in front of Visser Three, not cool man. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Double Holograms All the Way, Twobias, and Bird Math!

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Bloated With Dragonfly Juice (The Threat, 10-18)

Mon, 01 Dec 2025 04:39:19 GMT

Okay look. I GET that it was deeply unfair of us to go on hiatus right before episode 69 dropped but that's just the way the motherboard crumbles sometimes, you know? Anyway. Niiiiiiice. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Sixty-Nine Dudes!, Female-Presenting Legs, and Liefeld Lions!

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Bird Crimes (The Threat, 1-9)

Sun, 09 Nov 2025 21:58:02 GMT

Okay so I KNOW that new kid seemed super sus when Marco was telling the story, but Jake probably has a more even keel about all this, right? Right? Uh-oh. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about The World Blew Up, Everyone's Favorite Character, and Chemicals Out the Wazoo!

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Taking the Murderbird (The Discovery, 19-26)

Sun, 02 Nov 2025 17:24:48 GMT

This is probably fine! You really shouldn't dangle an evil carrot in front of someone's nose if you want them to not eat it, right? Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Spy Dads 3D, He's Helping! Sort Of!, and The Verb Form of Dolphin!

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Cascading Stupidity Aura (The Discovery, 10-18)

Mon, 27 Oct 2025 23:56:19 GMT

Have you ever noticed how off-the-rails things get when Ax and Marco get together? You sure are about to. Our look into David's home life continues with a bang! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about We Don't Know How Nineties Computers Work, Sneks are Cute, and Good Old Federal Incompetence!

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What's in the (Blue) Boooox (The Discovery, 1-9)

Tue, 21 Oct 2025 02:22:59 GMT

After all these weeks, it's finally here...the Asshole Trilogy begins with a new kid in town, and some pure Looney Tunes nonsense! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Doctor Themhattan, Kids With Guns, and Disregard FEEmales, Acquire Profit!

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64. How Yeerks Werk (The Departure, 19-27)

Mon, 25 Aug 2025 04:23:33 GMT

We've come to the conclusion of one of the quieter and more thoughtful Animorphs books, which means it's time for the kids to decide whether they're going to murder an even younger kid! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Viv is Too Old for Puns, Would You Still Love Me If I Was a Worm, and I Said Godzilla Makes You Feel Things Dangit!

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Incidental Leopard (The Departure, 10-18)

Sun, 10 Aug 2025 15:40:30 GMT

Okay but seriously who put this leopard here, they're not native to the forests of California. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Murderface Skywalker, Leopard-Based Problem Solving, and The Platonic Ideal of Cassie Books!

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Extrude the Mouth-Flesh (The Departure 1-9)

Sun, 06 Jul 2025 18:48:31 GMT

One of our most unusual books thus far starts with Cassie getting a midnight visitor! And also swearing off violence forever. With forty books left in the series, we'll see how well that promise goes! Join Kate, Vivian and Nobody to talk about Nobody Gets Excited to Talk About Cats, Hatchet Time Baybeee, and Animorph No More!

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You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬!

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Prehistoric Moral Relativism (In the Time of Dinosaurs, 28-37)

Wed, 18 Jun 2025 00:18:02 GMT

As the second Megamorphs draws to a close, it's time for preposterous moral dilemmas! How many dings do we give Tobias for that, anyway? Join Vivian, Kate, and Nobody to talk about Viv is Not Millions of Ants, Dino Commandos, and The Lost City of Crablantis!

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You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other Monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody!

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Got the Space Broccoli Blues (In the Time of Dinosaurs, 19-27)

Sun, 08 Jun 2025 17:00:17 GMT

Dinosaur adventures continue as the Animorphs come to a startling revalation about the history of the Earth-the Ancient Aliens guys were right! Sort of. Not really.

Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Crab People, Atom Smashin', and What Do Your Andalite Eyes See!

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The Find Out Portion of the Exercise (In the Time of Dinosaurs, 10-18)

Sun, 25 May 2025 21:49:19 GMT

We're Back! (A Dinosaur's Story)! Trapped in the past the Animorphs are slowly starting to figure out what's going on with all these dinosaurs, by which I mean Ax is apparently capable of soloing a T-rex? Join Kate, Vivian and Nobody to talk about Fusion is how Stars Do, The Worst Shoes, and Andalite glasses!

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ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE (In the Time of Dinosaurs, 1-9)

Sun, 18 May 2025 21:23:38 GMT

It's Megamorphs time, y'all! And this one is way more coherent than last time around! The kids get caught up in a rescue mission that shoots them back to a time where they aren't the apex predators! Also that's two episodes in a row Ax has exploded, so you know. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about K.A. Forgor, Jake Doesn't Know What Dinosaurs Are, and Getting Nuked for Fun and Profit!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

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57. Ax Gets Blasted (The Decision, 20-29)

Sun, 04 May 2025 20:31:42 GMT

It's time to close out our little space adventure, and surprisingly enough it doesn't involve that much graphic violence! Against people, anyway. This is gonna mess up the environment for DECADES. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Gotta Morph em all, Morphs We Shall Never Speak Of Again, and Time is a Flat Cinnabon!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

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Sam Gets Shredded (The Decision, 10-18)

Sun, 27 Apr 2025 17:45:13 GMT

Lost in deep space, the kids quickly find themselves embedded in another Lord of the Rings reference! And also intergalactic war, you know how it is. Ax's mission report continues as war rages over Leera and also like three different people tell him he's awful at lying. It's kinda brutal, ngl. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about This Guy Doesn't Know What Winning Means, I Can't Carry the Ring, but I Can Kill You, and Having Eyes on the Insides!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

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Vivian Gets Swole (The Decision, 1-9)

Sun, 06 Apr 2025 23:49:29 GMT

In the first one of these books for a while that actually respects the framing device of the kids writing them for future people to read, Ax is here to give us an after action report on a military disaster! And also steal so much food he almost dies! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Bun Madness, We're in the NCR Apparently , and The Sextuple Bird!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

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Gleet Chrome, Choom (The Underground, 19-30)

Sun, 29 Dec 2024 23:00:50 GMT

Rachel is having a terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad day. I mean we kind of did also since we had to rerecord this, but let's be real, she's got it worse, what with the falling directly into the yeerk pool and all. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Alcoholic Sauce, Let's Joe Ahead, and War Crimes But Silly!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

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It Gleets! (The Underground, 10-18)

Mon, 23 Dec 2024 05:11:21 GMT

The day has finally arrived: we get to talk about what Gleeting is. Also we just get to say the word Gleet a lot, which is pretty great. And I guess there's thing with the ethics of potentially scarring hundreds of people for life? but that's less important Gleet Gleet Gleet. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Diggy Diggy Mole, Tobias Would Die For You, and Oatmeal: Not Even Once!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

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Hitler 2: It's Not What You Think! (The Underground, 1-9)

Sun, 15 Dec 2024 22:25:07 GMT

With a new book comes new ethical questions, like...is chemical warfare okay if you're a thirteen year old? Probably not, tbh! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Planet Hollywood Horror Stories, Guest Starring Ah-nuld, and Breast Expansion Barbie!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

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You're Gonna Need a Lot of Lube (The Warning, 19-26)

Sun, 01 Dec 2024 00:47:22 GMT

It only took a quarter of the series, but Jake is finally starting to understand the power ot terrible and gratuitious violence! Surely this will have no long-term consequences! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Marco-ca Magica, Baking That Boy, and The Incredible Bulletface!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

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Carpet Moppers (The Warning,10-18)

Sun, 24 Nov 2024 23:01:29 GMT

If anything is weird about this ep, let me know, my mouse died and I had to edit it with my LAPTOP TRACKPAD If there ISN'T anything weird about this episode, BEWARE MY POWER.

Anyway the Animorphs learn about the evils of capitalism (except Marco) and drive Jake even further into despair when they take on the second-richest man in the world! They're literally fighting the guy who invented the internet! Join Kate, Nobody, and Vivian to talk about The Zoo (Cleaning) Crew, Andalite Guillotines, and Bird Zappers!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us! RIP Cohost, you were the best o7

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Jake: Become Human (The Warning, 1-9)

Sun, 03 Nov 2024 16:12:12 GMT

It's time to start a new cycle, and so we start the book that gives us our most interesting Jake so far! The morals of war are about to be twisted as the kids find an evil AOL chatroom! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Security Theatre of the Mind, Toilet Humor, and Rhinos From Heaven!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us! RIP Cohost, you were the best o7

You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

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There are Two Brains (The Escape, 19-27)

Sat, 26 Oct 2024 19:54:50 GMT

It's time for the last chapter of the Sharco adventure! Surely nothing bad will happen. Marco can only hold so much trauma, after all. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about One Glass Bone, The Four Straw Situation, and The ClaaaaAAAAaaaaw!

WARNING: This episode largely revolves around non-consensual brain surgery and the implantation of foreign objects, as well as our medical history revolving around surgery. This is so much the focus of this episode that there aren't really time codes that can be used to avoid it. If these are triggering subjects for you, you may wish to skip this episode. Apologies for the inconvenience.

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us! RIP Cohost, you were the best o7

You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

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Sharks Don't Be Like That (The Escape, 10-18)

Sat, 05 Oct 2024 14:47:39 GMT

It's time for an aquatic adventure! There's something at the bottom of the sea, and only the Animorphs can find out what! I sure hope none of them are afraid of water! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about LAVA SPIDERS, We All Live in a Transparent Aluminum Submarine, and Shark Brains!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us! RIP Cohost, you were the best o7

You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

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Two Mil in Unmarked Bills (The Escape, 1-9)

Tue, 10 Sep 2024 00:17:32 GMT

It's time for Marco part three and boooooooy howdy is this kid full of trauma! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Bird Facts, the Sharks and the Jets, and Tobias' Old Time Aquatic Hawk Rodeo!

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Morphqueer (The Unknown, 19-27)

Sun, 01 Sep 2024 03:48:52 GMT

Hey, so I dunno what happened to my edit queue? But this episode managed to get out of order over on our patreon feed, which means that last week you missed the middle part of the book and skipped straight to the end! This is a reupload of part 3 of The Unknown just to make sure the feed plays in the correct order. Sorry about that! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about The TALK, My Brother, You Jumped Out Of The Boat, and Alien Spaceships Don't Look Like That!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

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Biology Class With Doctor Kate (The Unknown, 10-18)

Sun, 01 Sep 2024 03:45:34 GMT

This episode Cassie starts to feel like she's surrounded by horses, horses, horses horses horses! It's time to invade the Zone, but first, a day at the races! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Solid Gold Horses, Naruto Running into Zone 91, and They're Putting Chemicals in the Water to Turn the Freaking Horses Blue!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

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Oh, Possum? (The Unknown, 1-9)

Sat, 17 Aug 2024 16:49:46 GMT

It's time to take a spin out on the range, as Cassie and Rachel head out to the Dry Lands fer a good ol' horses and guns adventure. I mean it isn't *really* an old west book, but it's a horse book in the desert, you know? Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Cowboys vs Aliens, Conspiracy Evolution, and Where Nevada Is!

As a brief note, in talking about the history of this book Nobody discussed the birth of Applegate's first child. I knew that one of Applegate's children was trans, but incorrectly thought it was the younger daughter, and as a consequence used the wrong name and pronouns for Clara. I have removed these inaccuracies during the editing process, but nevertheless I should have been more careful with my research and I deeply apologize.

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! They also appear every Tuesday at 6pm eastern for Mutants in the Now, a TMNT inspired game! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody!

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It Whomps (The Change, 19-27)

Sat, 10 Aug 2024 19:28:32 GMT

Okay! Once more, with feeling! Somehow my files got all screwed up, so last week when I thought I was filling in the missing episode 42, I ACTUALLY just put out the normal episode 45. So here's 42 for reals this time!

Tobias is faced with a hard choice as the Ellimist's mission comes to an end. Is he to remain genderqueer but for hawks? or does he have a chance to go back? Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Weirdly Effective Scavengers, Hit It With A Stick, and Would You Still Love Me if I Stopped Being a Worm?

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

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Vegans Are Plants (The Change, 10-18)

Sun, 30 Jun 2024 04:14:23 GMT

With their new Hork-bajir friend in tow, it's time for the animorphs to try their hand at some shenaniganery! Now they have TWO species to save! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Taxxon Throats, My Waife, and Tobias Gets to Be Involved This Time!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

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Joel From Home Depot (The Change, 1-9)

Sat, 22 Jun 2024 17:15:31 GMT

Tobias is back, and there's a chase afoot! A hork-bajir races through the forest, pursued by...yeerks? Join Vivian, Kate, and Nobody to talk about Keeping Secrets From Your Friends, Trixie From Speed Racer, and the Good Ol' Yeerks club!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

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Late Stage Jay Leno (The Reaction, 19-27

Fri, 14 Jun 2024 15:34:59 GMT

It's time to close out probably the weirdest book we've covered so far, and what better way to do that than with an enormous monster fight! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Possibly Jack Hanna, What Does A Buffalo Look Like, and Attempting to Devour Johnathan Taylor Thomas!

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Sleeping With the Sun (The Reaction, 10-18)

Sun, 09 Jun 2024 02:47:18 GMT

In our second portion of The Reaction, Rachel learns that she has a very goofy allergy that doesn't make a ton of sense, and proceeds to lie to EVERYONE about it! Join Vivian, Kate, and Nobody to talk about An Extended Discussion of Crocodilian Taxonomy, Fish With Spears, and Betraying Humanity for Fun and Profit!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

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One in the Chamber (The Reaction, 1-9)

Fri, 24 May 2024 23:06:55 GMT

Welcome back to new book day! It's Rachel's third bite at the apple, and for this one we're diving into the nonsense! Featuring magical crocodile action! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Nice is Neat, Tim Allen Noise, and Jaguars Is Angels!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

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Ladies and Gentlemen, Kaiju Number Five (The Forgotten, 17-23)

Thu, 16 May 2024 22:10:36 GMT

It's time to bring the time travel adventure to a close, with a raucous wail and a new count established. Hope you like some sci-fi nonsense! Join Kate, Vivian, and Patch to talk about Biollante Lives, Communalism in South American Monkey Colonies, and The Naked Blood Queen!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

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Jake Bezos (The Forgotten, 10-16)

Thu, 09 May 2024 22:02:40 GMT

This ep is a little shorter than normal because this book has a weird number of chapters, but that doesn't mean the contents are any less strange! Join Kate, Vivian, and Patch to talk about Literally Out of Pocket, The Sexiest Monkey, and Schrodinger's Poison Tipped Spear!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

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Box the Gnat and Do-Si-Do (The Forgotten, 1-9)

Sat, 20 Apr 2024 16:04:18 GMT

Book eleven opens with some timestamps, for some reason! Jake is having weird visions, but what's going on in the local grocery store? Is he fit to be in the field? Join Kate, Vivian, and Patch to talk about Square Dance Requiem, the Weast Coast, and the Animorph Chain of Command!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

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T-Posed To Death (The Android, 19-27)

Fri, 12 Apr 2024 19:14:14 GMT

In the last segment of The Android, it's time for Erek to get his hands (paws?) dirty. The pemalite crystal is threatened, but is saving it worth the cost? Is taking away a culture's identity worth recovering yet another weapon? Marco sure thinks so! Join Vivian, Kate, and Patch to talk about If It Sucks Just Wipe Your Memory, That's Not How Morphing Works, and That's Gonna Be Back In Like Three Days, Tops!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

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The Flesh Depository (The Android, 10-18)

Sun, 31 Mar 2024 04:41:30 GMT

Ancient Aliens! The Secrets of History Revealed! Also a dude who talks too much about how he knew Shakespeare! In the second part of The Android, we're gonna get introduced to some wild concepts, and just *way* too many dogs! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about It's All About Family, See?, The Android Pooper Scooper Brigade, and Dear God, What Did They Do To Those Wolves???

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

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Wad of Marco (The Android, 1-9)

Thu, 14 Mar 2024 15:03:14 GMT

We're back for Marco's second bite of the apple, and it gets weird right away. First we're going to a concert, and then we'll learn a little about how the physics of morphing works! Join Kate, Patch, and Vivian to talk about Understanding Offspring, Doing a Wizard Voice, and Minding Your Wads!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

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Emergency Self-Bimbofication Device (The Secret, 12-24)

Sun, 10 Mar 2024 03:53:49 GMT

Things are getting a little over the top as the yeerk exploration of illegal logging practices revs up to full speed. It's just...it seems a little looney tunes though? Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Cassie's Guilt Meter, That's Not How Skunks Work, and An Extremely Brief Discussion of an Extremely Small Part of Buddhist Philosophy With Regard to Nature!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

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Skunkposting (The Secret, 1-12)

Sun, 25 Feb 2024 04:52:04 GMT

It's time for Cassie's second turn at the wheel as we dive into the strangeness that is The Secret! the Yeerks are getting into logging, and worse...they're doing it *legally*. Time for the kids to mess up a perfectly legit business operation! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Zoro Onepiece, Termite Grammar, and Definitely Not Morphing for Personal Reasons!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

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Say the Line, Kate! (The Alien, 10-21)

Fri, 16 Feb 2024 01:58:20 GMT

We're back, and we're here to finish off our latest book! This was a weird one, only two episodes. The chapter numbers really messed us up here. Join Nobody, Kate, and Vivian to talk about How Would Andalites Wear Sunglasses, Yelling at the Space President, and Lighting up a Forest with Napalm!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

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AxJeeves (The Alien, 1-9)

Fri, 02 Feb 2024 00:45:36 GMT

Ax finally gets a chance to tell us what he's all about in his very first book! Finally, it's time to learn whether Seerow did anything wrong! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Separating the Saucer Section, the End of the Butt-Eating Era, and whether bringing your "cousin" to school with you was a real thing in the nineties!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on Cohost, @UsWeirdos, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

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Second Second Place (The Andalite's Gift, 33-44)

Fri, 26 Jan 2024 04:31:03 GMT

It's time for the grand finale as the animorphs race to the end of their first megamorphing adventure! Join Vivian, Kate, and Nobody to talk about the Temporal Prime Directive, How Many Wizards Are There, and Gorillas on airplanes! Plus, the animorphs square off against their deadliest foe yet: miniscule insects!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on Cohost, @UsWeirdos, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

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Do Andalites Dream of Being Ants (The Andalite's Gift, 22-33)

Sun, 14 Jan 2024 21:20:20 GMT

Howdy folks, and many apologies for the delay! Since we had to re-record this, this one is hot off the presses through the magic of TIME TRAVEL.

Join Kate, Vivian, and Patch to talk about creating a sustainable local ecosystem instead of a lawn, the one dream no human has ever had, and casting the dracon beam spell!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on Cohost, @UsWeirdos, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

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Marine Feline Biologist (The Andalite's Gift, 10-21)

Sun, 31 Dec 2023 19:04:27 GMT

Megamorphin' Time continues as we begin our first (and hopefully only) obligatory amnesia plot! Join Kate, Vivian and Patch to talk about Marco going to a party (yes, STILL), how much fun it is to be a bug, and the possibility of the return of a character we haven't seen since book one! And maybe still haven't, she doesn't get named!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on Cohost, @UsWeirdos, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

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Andalite ADHD (The Andalite's Gift, 1-9)

Sun, 24 Dec 2023 16:21:23 GMT

It's not morphin' time- it's time to MEGAmorph! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody for the first episode of the first Megamorphs book, and find out why Tobias hates crows! On top of that, it's time for Cartoon Amnesia Plot! AND a giant monster from outer space that eats houses like candy! Also, we argue about the numbering system of the books, we argue about whether a specific joke is a Caddyshack reference, and Vivian gets spoiled on a COUPLE things!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on Cohost, @UsWeirdos, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

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Yeerkakerkie (The Stranger, 19-27)

Wed, 20 Dec 2023 06:17:38 GMT

As Rachel dives deeper into her newfound strategy of losing herself in a bit of the old ultraviolence, the Animorphs discover the horrors of the grimdark future...the distant year 2005! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about andalite stand-up comedy, early 2000s webcomics, and pilot the Frenchman Esplin, or Temrash will have to do it again

Our Twitter handle changed because of Musky's website mis-management, we can't get back into the original account! We're at @usweirdoscast2 there, but we're going to be focusing more on our Cohost, @UsWeirdos, or you can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social

You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is @patch_jacket on twitter @nobodyaddams on bluesky, and @Nobody on cohost!

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Servant of the Secret Fire, Wielder of the Flame of Anor (The Stranger, 10-18)

Tue, 12 Dec 2023 20:24:31 GMT

Not that we haven't always been reading a wild scifi book series? But we're moving into a much wilder place here. By which I mean Space Gandalf is here! Plus, Rachel's indecisiveness only gets worse as the pressure her family is putting on her increases! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about the animorphs getting vored, what is this Ellimist guy's deal anyway, and Nobody STILL refuses to shut up about Lord of the Rings!

You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is @patch_jacket on twitter @nobodyaddams on bluesky, and @Nobody on cohost!

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Rachel vs the Red Baron (The Stranger, 1-7)

Mon, 04 Dec 2023 16:40:22 GMT

In this week's episode, Rachel is feeling a lot of pressure in her home life, which drives her to act out...by assaulting a circus performer? Join Vivian, Kate, and Nobody to talk about the Bear Necessities, who's the Snoopy, and more! Plus, we argue about where the books take place for a while, but we all forget that it's in Pasadena!

You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is @patch_jacket on twitter @nobodyaddams on bluesky, and @Nobody on cohost!

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The Great Eye of Barad-dûr (The Capture, 19-25)

Sat, 25 Nov 2023 01:53:58 GMT

In the final chapters of The Capture, we finally reach the meat of the story, Jake, taken captive by Temrash waits helplessly, hoping his friends can keep him captive long enough to starve out the yeerk in his brain. Also, Sauron is there for some reason! Join Kate, Vivian and Patch to talk about carrying on the memory of the people you outlive, finding pity for even the most wicked of creatures, and a great lidless eye, wreathed in flame, that see-eth all, and blinketh not!

You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is @patch_jacket on twitter @nobodyaddams on bluesky, and @Nobody on cohost!

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Spider-Man and his Animorphing Friends (The Capture, 10-18)

Thu, 16 Nov 2023 19:17:14 GMT

It's time to start getting into the meat of what The Capture is about! We're gonna infiltrate a hospital to stop some slugs, and nothing at all will go wrong! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about retconning how yeerks work, saying slurs at your space friends, and weirdly wealthy teenagers!

You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @the_oblivivian on twitter and @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is @patch_jacket on twitter @nobodyaddams on bluesky, and @Nobody on cohost!

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This is Fanart I Drew of Jake Dying in a Gluetrap (The Capture, 1-9)

Thu, 09 Nov 2023 20:02:50 GMT

It's a little bit of a weird and grim one this week as we dive into book six! The first segment of the book basically doesn't have anything to do with the rest of it, but at least there's some morphing shenanigans! Join Kate, Vivian, and Patch to talk about weird bugs, finding an office for your fake boy scout troop, and whether a yeerk would take your hrt!

CONTENT WARNING

Starting at about 40 minutes and running until 43 minutes, there is discussions of times we went to the hospital and the injuries that put us there. This includes medical imagery, blood, and eye trauma.

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A Big Tube Sock With Holes In It (The Predator, 19-24)

Tue, 31 Oct 2023 18:13:05 GMT

n the final episode covering book five, we're in for some horrible revelations as the Animorphs are taken aboard the Pool Ship and presented to Visser One! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about how Visser Three is canonically Bad At This, Animorphs board game night, and finding your reasons to fight (again)!

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A Pocketful of Ghosts (The Predator, 10-18)

Mon, 23 Oct 2023 16:02:47 GMT

It's time to spring into action as the Animorphs begin their plan to build a distress beacon so they can steal a spaceship. What could go wrong? Certainly not unanticipated ego-death as they become animals who have no individuality! Probably things will be just fine! Also, Nobody and Kate have a long conversation about That One Time They Slept On An Aircraft Carrier!

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Trans Animorph Blues (The Predator, 1-9)

Mon, 16 Oct 2023 02:35:14 GMT

Howdy! Sorry for the delay there. We're jumping into Marco's first book to discover that he's perfectly willing to do the same crazy stuff Rachel does...as long as he gets praised for it afterwards. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about the crushing despair of realizing your parents can't take care of you, the horror of being boiled alive, and Skittles!

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Taste Butts (The Message, 19-24)

Fri, 13 Oct 2023 04:21:58 GMT

It's time for the closing of book four, a book that Applegate called her favorite in an interview once. The animorphs have now safely reached the bottom of the ocean, but what mysteries lie below? How will they escape with their newfound treasure? If andalites don't have mouths, do they eat with their butts? Join Kate, Vivian, and Patch for all this and more!

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That's Not How Sharks Work (The Message, 10-18)

Sat, 23 Sep 2023 19:24:54 GMT

It's time to dive in for another entry in the dolphin story! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about the fascinating ways K.A. Applegate portrays marine life, and the semi-mystical reverence she seems to have for whales. Marco is grievously wounded! The Animorphs get high (on life)! Our show's namesake finally shows up! It's Animorphing Time!

You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @the_oblivivian on twitter and @oblivivian on cohost! Patch is @patch_jacket on twitter, and @Nobody on cohost!

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They're CARNIVORES (The Message, 1-9)

Sat, 16 Sep 2023 05:17:24 GMT

Howdy! So a weird thing happened with my audio for this episode-it's full of clicking and banging noises that I can't seem to get rid of: if I remove them, my voice goes too. I apologize for the inconvenience, and and working to figure out what caused this so I can make sure it doesn't happen again.

Join Vivian, Kate, and Patch to talk about Cassie's star turn! We'll talk about becoming prey to trap a predator, Brain Radio of the worst kind, and WHY WOULD YOU TOUCH A DOLPHIN DEAR GODS LOOK AT ALL THE TEETH! Nobody might be afraid of dolphins, it's hard to say!

Our Twitter handle changed because of Musky's website mis-management, we can't get back into the original account! We're not @usweirdoscast2 there, but we're going to be focusing more on our Cohost, @UsWeirdos!

You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @the_oblivivian on twitter and @oblivivian on cohost! Patch is @patch_jacket on twitter, and @Nobody on cohost!

Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitch.tv/TheTransverse or at youtube.com/@TheTransverse

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The Cow Says Moo (The Encounter, 19-27)

Thu, 07 Sep 2023 15:20:26 GMT

Tobias still has a long road to walk (fly?) but in the finale of the third Animorphs book, we get the clearest picture of him possible, as he begins to come to terms with how he fits into the world now: not boy, not hawk, but both. Also, Visser Three got a see 'n say! Join Kate, Vivian and Nobody to discuss Transparent Aluminum, FINALLY doing your invasion homework, and Tobias just seriously screwing up the kill count!

You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @the_oblivivian on twitter and @oblivivian on cohost! Patch is @patch_jacket on twitter, and @Nobody on cohost!

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Fish Slurry (The Encounter, 10-18)

Tue, 29 Aug 2023 16:25:23 GMT

The Animorphs are in for a rude awakening, but mostly because they make some WILDLY unfounded assumptions about how intergalactic conquest works. Listener, I promise you this: the alien conquerors will not give up and go home if you blow up ONE spaceship. Join Kate, Vivian, and Patch to talk about the airspeed velocity of a laden hawk, the SKUNK ZONE, and Tobias finally beginning to get the insight he needs to understand that he's gender fluid...but for hawks.

You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @the_oblivivian on twitter and @oblivivian on cohost! Patch is @patch_jacket on twitter, and @Nobody on cohost!

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Taxxon Piss (The Encounter, 1-9)

Thu, 17 Aug 2023 17:22:51 GMT

It's time to start the first Tobias book, and the thermal count is Off The Charts. This kid loves ascending columns of air that occur when the sun heats hard Earth and the intervening air! He's also very sad, which we'll discuss in DETAIL. Join Kate, Nobody, and Vivian to talk about WOLVES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY, elephants where you least expect them, and actually how do taxxons work, anyway?

You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @the_oblivivian on twitter and @oblivivian on cohost! Patch is @patch_jacket on twitter, and @Nobody on cohost!

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Cat Carrier Blues (The Visitor, 19-24)

Wed, 02 Aug 2023 14:36:32 GMT

Howdy folks! Apologies for the delay, but we're back for the climactic finale of Rachel's first book! A finale that mostly comprises of her being locked in a box while everyone else does the fighting for her! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about The Inherent Angst In The Hearts of Teens, Visser Three's favorite movie, and kind of a lot about Lord of the Rings. Turns out Rachel's a fan!

You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @the_oblivivian on twitter! Patch is @patch_jacket on twitter, and @Nobody on cohost!

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If an Andalite Wore Pants (The Visitor, 10-18)

Mon, 24 Jul 2023 17:17:30 GMT

Would he wear them like this? Or like this? Welcome back to The Visitor! In this episode, Rachel takes a bad plan that's already failed...and does it again! Kate, Vivian, and Patch talk about Bee Brains, a reboot of the Animorphs tv show, and infesting yourself with fleas, for science!

You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @the_oblivivian on twitter! Patch is @patch_jacket on twitter, and @Nobody on cohost!

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Bird Cops (The Visitor, 1-9)

Tue, 18 Jul 2023 04:14:04 GMT

We're moving on to the second book, and a whole new perspective! Join us to watch Rachel completely forgo subtlety and jeopardize the team's guerilla status! That guy had it coming though. Kate, Nobody, and Vivian discuss creepy assistant principals, just absolutely terrible plans, and your friend who you haven't talked to in months who's being really weird these days!

You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @the_oblivivian on twitter! Patch is @patch_jacket on twitter, and @Nobody on cohost!

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Yeerk of the Proletariat (The Invasion, 19-27)

Tue, 04 Jul 2023 16:13:32 GMT

Here we go! A lot of things start happening VERY quickly as we pull in to the final segment of this book. A daring raid! An ineffective rescue! Jake sits on a tiger! The genesis of the official TAF Kill Count! Plus, Home Depot is a front for yeerks???

You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @the_oblivivian on twitter! Patch is @patch_jacket on twitter, and @Nobody on cohost!

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The Adventures of Spy Dog (The Invasion, 13-18)

Mon, 26 Jun 2023 22:43:46 GMT

In our third installment covering the first Animorphs, we learn that the yeerks are just really bad at this whole infiltration thing! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about a beach party with just the MOST rancid vibes, infiltrators who can't lie to save their lives, and sensible rewrites done in later editions!

Find us @usweirdoscast on twitter, @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @the_oblivivian on twitter! Patch is @patch_jacket on twitter, and @Nobody on cohost!

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I'd Do a War to Pet a Tiger (The Invasion 7-12)

Tue, 20 Jun 2023 03:43:01 GMT

It's animorphin' time! Join Vivian, Kate, and Patch to talk about the very first animorphing in this series (and how it's obviously a cat), being made team leader because you're the default white boy, and how a species dedicated to infiltration and subversion just can't lie even a little bit!

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Find us @usweirdoscast on twitter, @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @the_oblivivian on twitter! Patch is @patch_jacket on twitter, and @Nobody on cohost!

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It's For Kids! (The Invasion, 1-6)

Mon, 12 Jun 2023 22:20:12 GMT

Nobody, Vivian, and Kate are here for an all-new space adventure! We start off pretty light for our first episode, just some child soldiers and horrific on-screen dismemberment. It's for kids!

Find us @usweirdoscast on twitter, @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Vivian can be found at @the_oblivivian on twitter! Patch is @patch_jacket on twitter, and @Nobody on cohost!

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