The Book of Murdoc

Full Limb Cornhole

Thu, 26 Mar 2026 22:39:26 GMT

Vegas trip, gambling strategy, black 28 roulette, Venmo money, vibe betting, casino tables, Andrew Santino show, nightclub lines, Vegas nightlife, drug use in clubs, hotel rooms and noise, Double Down Saloon, soup and getting sick, craps lessons, poker player story, risk tolerance, Vegas food and restaurants, buffet disappointment, content studio camera issues, video production problems, new ad client Beam, ad read critique, supplements and wellness products, discount links, domain redirect idea, product skepticism, junk drawer iPods playlists, old MP3 players, Microsoft Zune, early internet search engines, Clippy, AI takeover theory, Ask Jeeves, grandparents and technology, internet scams, AI scam videos, band name idea, amputee cornhole champion murder story, Paralympics discussion, FCC router ban, Chinese tech concerns, surveillance devices, Noma restaurant controversy, Rene Redzepi, toxic kitchen culture, unpaid internships, pursuit of excellence debate, Daytona Beach spring break chaos, shootings and crowd panic, Florida culture, Sturgis rally comparison, Chuck Norris death, action movie legacy, Walker Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris memes

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Fruit Boots

Thu, 19 Mar 2026 18:00:00 GMT

DC trip, Monticello visit and buying Jefferson garden seeds, bringing home an old South Dakota map, rediscovering Jack Daniels, debate over counting macros and dieting, airport TSA antics and refusing photos, South Dakota politics and the Kristi Noem firing reaction in DC, video production shoot for a government ad campaign, discussion of the ShamWow and Slap Chop guy running for office, old movie talk including Over the Top and Airborne, beer league hockey update and playoffs, rollerblading and “fruit boot” slang, visiting a local butcher and the “meat lady,” bizarre video game where you play as a sperm, Trump comments about Iran and Strait of Hormuz jokes, Chinese ant smuggling arrest in Kenya, camel beauty pageants using Botox and fillers, flamingo kidnapping at the Las Vegas Flamingo hotel, Vegas travel plans and recommendations, Fremont Street and old Vegas mob history, Lou Holtz death, Boston band singer deaths, visiting the National Gallery of Art in DC, yacht rock and “yacht house” music mixes

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Count The Macros

Fri, 27 Feb 2026 19:00:00 GMT

Olympics wrap-up and hockey still sucks, Rapid City Rush game recap, curling cheating drama, Olympic Village condom jokes, Shaq Carvana commercial rant, Rockapella mullet deep dive, hacked Roombas spying on houses, Mexico cartel travel debate, Robert Duvall appreciation, Girl Scout cookies and freezer Thin Mints

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Kidney Meridians

Thu, 19 Feb 2026 21:00:00 GMT

Smells, thee doors down, lock in season, macros, hot yoga, whole milk, karate kid, Kidney Meridian, TDEE, cigarettes, kidnap insurance, wrong type of bee, kite festival, taser knifes, Olympics, ice dancing, Olympic village, teapot dome scandal, skeleton, squirrel plug and MORE!

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Murdoc's Travels

Fri, 06 Feb 2026 22:00:00 GMT

Saltburn new nickname, Doc's travels, Epstein, polecats, Wisconsin dells, cheese, snow storms, the cobra, dating juggalo's, Steven Hawking, West Virginia, steakhouse, condom machines, J1's love yacht rock, yo-yo tic tok, armed man at large, roadhouse, hitch hikers, vape stores and more!

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Poo Prints

Thu, 22 Jan 2026 22:00:00 GMT

Big L, datacenters, liberty limo, human library, toddler eating pelicans, wikipedia, morning show, poo prints, dancer applications, whitest person on ancestry DNA, bit court, Chinook days, pond hockey, one eye treeing one eye trackin and more.

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Rainbow Wool

Fri, 16 Jan 2026 22:00:00 GMT

New lamps, rumors, tv interviews, styes, new glasses, animal guessing, Petey drives, dolphins, gay ram wool, dogs in casts, Rocker with a Walker Podcast, Macros, bit court, secret datacenter, chemtrails and MORE

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Bird Knowledge

Fri, 09 Jan 2026 22:00:00 GMT

Kimchi, Happy New Year, fancy dishware, food competitions, apologies to the kids, elections, match.com, morning radio, hockey updates, how much facebook thinks you are worth, hunger games district, doordashing to NY, polymarket, chatrooms, Jeff Garcia, weight loss, fat matress, working over the holidays and demerits.

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Christmas Special (Kinda)

Fri, 26 Dec 2025 22:00:00 GMT

Merry Christmas! Christmas movies, jackass movies, halfway to 90, gift opening, hockey sponsorship, tree cleanup, yo-yo tricks, scrooge, Alcester Xmas pranks, homoerotic hockey shows, old business, cow theft, drippin in privilege.

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Consent is SexNayyy

Fri, 19 Dec 2025 22:00:00 GMT

Baja Blast, fridge cigarettes, love after lockup, night smells, hockey updates, drop it like its hot, crying, new who died sound, usual suspects, crab leg drones, lantern bug honey, Otto and George, vase of pills, Finland, straight Eric Stonestreet.

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Christmussy

Fri, 05 Dec 2025 22:00:00 GMT

Hockey updates, mindless tv, baby's first breaking news, pet obituary, Kubla Khan'd, 10 Ton Goldfish, $2 bills, NYC subway, sleep shows, wax figures and MORE!

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Mrs. Doubtfire yap sesh

Fri, 28 Nov 2025 22:00:00 GMT

Shaq clothes, taxidermy, to-do list, family circle, Petey's band, technical difficulties, sex offenders in bands, golden girls, hockey updates, flask martinis, Ed Gien, Oriental Trading Co, street fighter, hub-cap jerk chicken, doubling down on ad's, turkey pardons, reptile gardens and more!

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Turk-Ey-Mergency

Fri, 21 Nov 2025 22:00:00 GMT

Doc's schedule, sleep deprivation, Vegas recap, fancy legal pad, turkey problems, Mrs. Doubtfire, non-Italian pasta, Edmund Fitzgerald merch, young people marriage, suicide tourism, power outage and more!

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Chonkosaurus

Thu, 13 Nov 2025 22:43:21 GMT

Baseball Fields, costumes, fish theft, Doc's kids, bean burritos, guess that animal, prepper bunker news and more!

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Halloween Special

Fri, 31 Oct 2025 21:00:00 GMT

Halloween Sepcial! dance groups, Jesus on a Pegasus, governors hunt, gizzards, hockey updates, robbery, ad's, hamburger helper, myspace and the Mormons, glamor shots, Mr. Ed, CGI, John Waters, Earnest and more.

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Wet Hot Cheeseburger

Fri, 24 Oct 2025 21:00:00 GMT

Lizard, D'Angelo, airbud, sea otter attacks, no burger kings, famous dogs, tanning lotion, Hardees hot chicks, Tininkling and more!

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Spirit Christmas

Fri, 10 Oct 2025 21:00:00 GMT

Live again, fun words, lizard expo, tap dancing, COVID, flying planes, shutdown burgers, tiki torches vice president, spooky candy, weight loss, religion, Shaq clothes update, bald spot song and more.

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You can WATCH us now!

Fri, 03 Oct 2025 21:00:00 GMT

Watch this podcast on video @ Patreon.com/MurdocJ or on our YouTube channel Youtube.com/MurdocJ

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Scary Scale numbers

Fri, 26 Sep 2025 21:00:00 GMT

Grunts, SF experience, yoga, scary scale numbers, CINCH playoffs, Redford, Steve-o, Tattoos, podcasters, meth heads, Den of ZYN and weekly weigh-ins.

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Songs for Judy

Sat, 13 Sep 2025 14:51:05 GMT

RC traffic, powerball tipping, political violence, sasquatch, tesla bodies, amputations, parenting problems,fat bear season, lock in season, taxidemy, facial hair, Supertramp and Luke Bryan.

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DenFur and Danny ZynVito

Thu, 11 Sep 2025 17:02:09 GMT

Were back! Guess that animal, fursonas, rockies dogs, kangaroo maps, cop stories, liver comas, Joe Camel, note taking, skinner farts, Gavin Newsome hair, back to theme songs of the week.

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LIVE from the rally: Pt 2

Fri, 15 Aug 2025 23:30:21 GMT

Encore songs, shock collar jeopardy, turkey gravy drinking, Homoerotic trump, girl fights, Brad Pitts mom, horse tax returns, feeding pets to zoos, phones listening to you, animals at the rally, sex toys at WNBA games, German reality tv and dinosaur tattoos.

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LIVE from the Sturgis Rally

Thu, 07 Aug 2025 22:59:29 GMT

*apologies in advance for the audio quality* Parking passes, Saltburns first rally, alligator Alcatraz, hells angels, police presence, flip flop advice, hot teachers, den of Zyn, Lizzo, coffins, breastmilk and confederate flags.

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Murdoc at the Movies: Dances With Wolves (Part 1)

Fri, 01 Aug 2025 19:43:00 GMT

The gang watches part one of Dances With Wolves. (Murdoc note - I dunno. We're workin out the kinks, but we'll get there.)

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The Squilk Road gets some heat

Sun, 27 Jul 2025 02:11:52 GMT

We've got leads! We pave the Squilk Road. The Saltburn Slappers. Not even Ozzy's death saved that Coldplay CEO. Bucket hat accords. The busiest summer Amity Island's ever seen! Tractor pullin'. Bucket hat resurfaces. Mr Skagway. Irene's Tab

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Meet your Taxidermy Procurement Specialists

Fri, 18 Jul 2025 21:52:46 GMT

Juice bars, Bryan Adams, Best spot to go neckin in Alcester, Prom themes, Emma Watson, Tentatively Missing, Ride the Culver's Vibe, Travolta Thirst Trap, Are we doing ads? Washable couches, Deadly rickshaws, Giant beaver corrections.

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Baby Jessica

Sat, 12 Jul 2025 00:09:45 GMT

Baby Jessica, Giant beavers, State fossils, Swamp crotch, Smelly airplane passengers, Mount Rushmore of movie badasses, Belle rodeos, Bottle rocket drive-by's, Grandmas horse, Did we finally pick a movie?

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Hamster Racing League 2.0

Fri, 04 Jul 2025 23:57:12 GMT

Hot hunks thoughts, In-Ear Headphones, Edna, Saltburn look alike, First responders attacking, Hamster league, Sex offender interviews, Daisy Duke, Song of the summer.

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The Sweet Bread Prince

Fri, 27 Jun 2025 20:50:34 GMT

Schnapps stops, Naked tricycle memories, The Sweet Bread Prince, Liver king, Fake dentists, Alpaca weddings, Smells, Office fridge update, Let's do a fat line and shoot some lizards, This week's Patreon Song

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Be the Jeter of Mormons

Sat, 14 Jun 2025 00:51:22 GMT

Mormons, Amazon, Lawn mowing, life-saving sea lions, gizzard update, Alien invasions, Miami Vice, Fathers day underwear, Kinky sewing machines. Tbh, the fact that any of you are joining a Patreon shocks me. It means the world, and I'm eternally grateful that you are here. Find some healthier hobbies, though.

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Dead Pet Cash

Sat, 31 May 2025 01:44:29 GMT

Patreon Bits. The other Swedish Chef. You can't deport The Boss. Chucky died. Rainbow Bridges. Where's my helicopter? BoM Squad? Welcome Nord VPN! Kinda.

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Murdoc at the Movies Test Run

Fri, 23 May 2025 20:57:07 GMT

We watch 1996's Great White Hype, Share stories, Figure out who producer Jakob looks like, Hot school teachers, Renting movies from the TV, Fashion friendly clothes for husky fellas, All new patreon in the works!

Patreon.com/MurdocJ

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Who has the time to bury a winter turtle

Sat, 17 May 2025 00:00:38 GMT

Return of the Petey. My Senator friends. Back at it with the sponsor stories. Alternative Mt Dew flavors. RIP Morris the Gator. Date My Age ads, Reality TV stereotypes, Sperm races, Baby T-Rex. Lincoln's high pitch voice. Clemenza.

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Herb Alpert Boot Knockers

Mon, 05 May 2025 22:41:55 GMT

Petey joins! Bummer Popes. .08 Blood of Christ limit. Harmonicas?! High school football stories. Herb Alpert boot knockers. RIP JB. One of the first dudes to treat you like a man. I'll always remember it, homie. Dishpig Buffet. Catholic Adjacent. Punch me into that Conclave. T-Rex fixes for humanity. The first Murdoc at the Movies

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Pawn Stars Humble Brag

Fri, 18 Apr 2025 22:47:43 GMT

Murdoc and Jakob not Jake talk the twins being back in town, Pawn Stars bragging, Slam Frank the musical, Build-a-gun workshop, AAA standoff, All Your Data. Crispy Sips.

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A Real Tina Turner

Fri, 11 Apr 2025 20:55:16 GMT

A big part of playing craps is vibe. You can AI me, but it won't be as funny. A good Vegas run. Younger Me / Older Marty, Val Kilmer, again. The wake of men in the trail of Cher. Jakob not Jake change of heart. Big dog Vulvas.

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Not a Good Dog. But a Great Dog.

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 01:50:16 GMT

Last meals with Francis. Dog cocaine. Powerball Karma. The rare full apology. B-Side Val Kilmers. Vajazaling Updates. Must Watch Val Movies. Strike 1 on the new kid.

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Text the War Chat This Episode

Thu, 27 Mar 2025 21:17:37 GMT

Listening to me talk about WuTang is like listening to a kid on the spectrum talk about trains. 2 Martini Perfect. Early mornings. 23andMe meltdown. WTF Seed Oil. Samsung deaths. TV Gadgets. Rich people grocery shopping. JFC, Hegseth. Bulldog blues. @Murdocj

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Jesus Collections

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 20:05:21 GMT

Back from DC. I'd like a Max W and the 7. Immigrant Jesus'. Iraqi Sitcom Ideas. Nancy Grace. Bum Rats. Burial Plans. Male Strippers. Back to the Future Hypotheticals. @Murdocj

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that body is not carry on, you have to check it

Fri, 28 Feb 2025 22:53:32 GMT

Middle school shenanigans. Lupe Fiasco. Airplane deals. I'm not saying he's innocent. False positive lesbians. Personal Injury ads going hard in the paint. Amazon bought Bond. Murdoc at the Movies. (with Petey)

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You, Sir, Are No Richard Cheese

Fri, 21 Feb 2025 11:00:00 GMT

The Hard No Game. The new kid swings for the fences. The show goes on because it's 11:30. Production is a sandwich. Calderas. Vegas stories. SNL 50th. Skijoring fashion.

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Wild Billy Reubens!

Thu, 20 Feb 2025 02:50:17 GMT

Meet the new Jakob. Green chilis.Thanks to jennpduckytattoos for Wild Billy Reubens. Thank you Frank Black for meeting the bar. Old gay hangs. Smarf's is a must. Giddy Up Jingle Horse, It's Stock Show time! Warm the broth. Hot or Not was a thing that existed. I can get you kangaroo meat by Tuesday. If the horizon is in the middle... Halftime Shows. Fat and Skinny Drew Carey.

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Hot Dahmer Season Finale

Mon, 20 Jan 2025 20:10:08 GMT

Hot Dahmer is (temporarily) leaving. He'll be back, I can call these things. Jay Mohr is back! Adventures in Death Valley! Christmas texts to Austin. 1987 Pops. Jobs I could do in Fallout. Bunker promotions and woes. The 'Airport Beer.' Craps heaters. Shout out to the Happy Burro in Beatty. Florida's internet. Terry Ree stories. Gross AI Milk ads. Best Wishes Hot Dahmer. I didn't realize this is 6 seasons in until after I recorded this. Thanks for sticking around friends)

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Misdemeanor Swiftie

Fri, 20 Dec 2024 20:19:27 GMT

Pre-Holiday - sneak it in on a Friday episode. Know Your Presidents. The Smells. The Morning Show. Farming Simulators and Cocaine. We gotta start listening to Dan. Thot Squad! Landman. Billy Bob movies you should take in. It's ok to not be ok! Eggs. Old Bits.

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Bespoke Pig Kidneys

Wed, 18 Dec 2024 02:06:49 GMT

Giddy Up, Jingle Horse. Hot Dahmer bought a house. Dance movies I can't remember. Bespoke Pig Kidneys! Bird Flus. The Ortolon. Adorable animals we eat. Future pets. Space Station Spiciness. CEOs getting unalived. Who Died? Sex Worker Towns and the Holidays.

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The Curiosities of Lotion

Sat, 07 Dec 2024 00:17:44 GMT

Austin shows us the benefit of incremental growth. Murdoc at the Movies. Weeped at 7. Weeped. That one TV dad died. Mom's Spaghetti no more. False Positive Lesbian music. Cosmetic colon procedures. I'm ready for the aliens but I'm terrified of the Farm Simulator Game. Monkey Updates.

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November with Austin pt 3

Wed, 27 Nov 2024 23:00:22 GMT

Surfer John Denver is hanging in for another round. Death Valley review. New Hot Dahmer takes a swing at production. MONKEY UPDATE. The longest nipple hair. Guess Dad's surgery. It's dark at noon. Skunk Town. See ya in December. @murdocj

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November with Austin pt 2

Wed, 27 Nov 2024 21:00:59 GMT

Recorded post-election, November 2024. Loose Monkeys. Austin didn't do a thing for the cause. Uzbekistan women who talk you into faking your death. GBD. Chimps aren't pets. Learning things about Austin! Nic Cage movies. Austin officially got old. "It's the funniest thing that's ever happened."

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November with Austin pt 1

Wed, 27 Nov 2024 19:14:17 GMT

So - I've been trying to pass recreational cannabis in SD. SD wasn't interested. Meet Austin, He's the new kid. We recorded a few episodes after the election. Welcome back, nerds. RIP Quincy. Young Phil D doppelganger. Bulldog Hospice. GTA Dancing. Austin learns about Stacked and Packed. Homework.

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HomeSlice Audio Presents - Dakota Town Hall

Fri, 30 Aug 2024 18:56:44 GMT

Hi dingdongs. Just hold on to your butts and I'll be back. Until then, I'll be showcasing some of our other shows from The Cast @ HomeSlice. This is the latest episode of Dakota Town Hall. Every week, Dakota Town Hall brings on the people who are moving and shaking in South Dakota, gives expert (or almost expert) insight into South Dakota's politics. It's hosted by Jake Shoenbeck in the East, and myself in the West. If you don't live in South Dakota, this is probably a drag. @DakotaTownHall

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Jimmy the Ficus

Thu, 02 May 2024 00:19:54 GMT

Houston and Rob from Whiskey @ Work guest in for Dean. Squeaky chairs. Yoga Poses for your hole. RIP Cricket. Hairless Cats part 300. Kent Buckles returns. Sugar Park. The Libster. Gallagher... This is half a best-of-show now that I'm writing the notes. Been making other shows if interested: Dakota Town Hall, Rapid City Business Journal, Meeting with the Mayor, and KBHB News Now. @murdocj

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Yellow Bellied Loons

Fri, 12 Apr 2024 19:20:21 GMT

Marked safe from being stranded. The 12th WTB. Vegas memories. OJ! Bartenders who look like IronMan. The Who Died swing and a miss of all time. RIP Hickenloopen. Up high fun. Iron Lung Larry and other news from Dean.

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RIP Grandma D

Sat, 30 Mar 2024 00:59:14 GMT

Francis had the over. RIP Grandma with the toys in the basement. Good Friday funerals seem a little risky, no? Giraffe chiropractor seems like a gig I can do. Buck stories. Bridge stories. Baseball stories. Cocaine math. If you partied with Diddy you better get with a lawyer. Your kids' art sucks (dot com)

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Weird Meat Reviews

Sat, 23 Mar 2024 02:35:55 GMT

We had to wait to record so the medical show could finish their pannus episode. Hot mics. RIP Ole Anderson. Francis vs Grandma. More airport shenanigans. My internet friends from the 90s! Celebrities that share my hairstyle.

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Tonight We're Making Prison Wine

Wed, 28 Feb 2024 20:01:23 GMT

I missed you guys. Here's a pretty decent episode to prove it. That being said - a rocky start back on the mound. Beans and Cornbread. Dinner and a Movie was badass! Twins are rad. WHOOO Died?! The Calculighter. New Bit - Kent Buckles. Race Relations - Country Music Edition. Bless Up. Discount Dead Bodies. We haven't talked about my funeral plans for a while. Art Teacher money makers!

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sickly

Fri, 23 Feb 2024 22:12:59 GMT

Best I can do until I'm healthier.

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Late 90s Burrito Marketing

Fri, 02 Feb 2024 21:55:17 GMT

Showin' Goats! FFA Kids are the best. Punxsutawney Phil money. Respect for Air Bud. Who Died?! Yoga Music. SWAT-ing. The Tumble and Guns crowd. Times where U2 are handy. 630am fried chicken emergencies.

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Volumetric Eating

Fri, 26 Jan 2024 23:54:09 GMT

Stock Show Day 1! Cyrus discussions. The Potato Gun Challenge is Back! The 90's potato gun craze. It's NOT Nitrous. My first scallop. Mom AI. Elvis AI. Fight Movies. Subway. Carlin AI. Dean's treasure hunt. Buy some fruit from Dean's kid: 605.343.6161 @Murdocj

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And All the Ships at Sea

Sat, 20 Jan 2024 00:00:23 GMT

Mr and Mrs Pistachio Pie... Glen Garry Glen O'Brien. RIP Kum and Go. Who Died?! 3.0, Norm was the best. Who needs a body suit? Being quiet for Leslie. Dean whispers the news. Treasure hunting. New Bits - Kangaroo Court.

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Baked Goods and Judo, like a man.

Wed, 10 Jan 2024 23:33:13 GMT

Me n Dean, in the saddle. Who Died 2.0. What's your pig moving noise? You should get a milly a year if you get wrongfully imprisoned. Paid Catfishing. Curbside Cubans. Bidet King of Rapid City. Cocaine Sharks. First Lady Batman. Have you seen my fuselage?

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Season Five

Fri, 05 Jan 2024 23:25:43 GMT

A special episode and a half for the Season Five premiere. Droppin Box. Crimes you can commit and still win the lottery. Ugly babies. In and Out. Mocktailin. Cyber kidnapping bits. Bad year for Mickey. 2023 Leftovers - almost a show with Jake before we did our political show last week: Remember Larry Craig?

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The Last Viceroy of Alcester

Fri, 22 Dec 2023 16:59:46 GMT

Monetizing your pets. People who buy lizards. RIP Enchilada Ron. Cake lyrics from 90's records. Tour riders for my family. I figured out AI. Scarf Neck. America would choose hamburgers over the Declaration of Independence. T-Rex Money is back, baby.

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Overdosin on Provolone

Wed, 20 Dec 2023 22:25:44 GMT

Recorded in the back room of a medical dispensary with a magician. This is my life. Recorded 12/14/23

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Amber learned about The Smells

Thu, 23 Nov 2023 15:00:38 GMT

Didn't have to drug the turkey this year. Electric Biscuits. Gay Nutcrackers. Amber learned about the smells. Paradies that don't hold up. Chyyyyyyna needs us fatsos. Panda friends with benefits. Advice to the car salesman. Nood. Menu stealing.

I am thankful for all of you. Be nice to your dumber relatives this year.

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Pre-Thanksgiving Airline Horses

Thu, 23 Nov 2023 01:01:57 GMT

90's country bangers. The Traveling Wilburys are still the best supergroup. Liberty Land. Sarcophagus aesthetic. The Washer Women. Pheasant hunting. The Def Leppard guy. (Recorded 11-16-23) @Murdocj

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Saving the Elephants

Tue, 07 Nov 2023 22:58:37 GMT

Marry Robbins bangers. DRay's first appearance. Big Iron on your Hip. The Moonies. 90's super tours. Rat VR Goggles. Hallmark Movie elephants. DRay ruins Thailand. Stacked and Packed mini update.

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Dairy Immersion Therapy

Thu, 02 Nov 2023 23:26:46 GMT

Killin mice with Leslie, gardening on salvia. Bands before Leslie. Subcategories of punk dancing. Good boy scratches to Canadian drug dogs. Divorce advice. Colonoscopy naps. Dean joins for the news and celebrity deaths. News sounds gone wrong. How to be cool in a bomb threat

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Well Frank...

Tue, 24 Oct 2023 03:09:20 GMT

Welcome back @brandonjonesband. Dad is rigging "good boy" awards. The circus bear pill industry. Dropkick Murphys and Dwight Yoakam. CSI Nebraska. RIP Burt Young. International news and talent shows. Late 90's internet was also disgusting. Your friend's dad's box of "stuff." Will Dean be back? (Recorded 10/18/23) Follow @Murdocj

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Fat like the Bears

Wed, 11 Oct 2023 22:43:30 GMT

Great old radio bits. Fat Bear Week. Sky diving post 100. Bed bugs and old motels. Space junk. Midwest accents. Accidental invites to swinger parties. Things Lithgow was good in. Bronson MO street magic. Being a hypnotist.

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Sleepy Sunday

Sun, 24 Sep 2023 21:03:20 GMT

Waffle Liquor. Eyepatch Time Traveler buddy. Alright already, Blue Zones. Prince in them big ass Pacino heels. Learning how to buy a car. Turkey bits.

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Rusty's Dove Meat

Wed, 13 Sep 2023 00:02:20 GMT

Thanks for the dove meat, Rusty. Somebody send us some scrapple for Leslie Week. Nostalgic drives through the corn. Wordle accepts 'TITTY.' Dying on the fat bear cams. Jamaican bobsled zen. Dean knows his cartoons. Where in the world is Rock-a-pella and who is bringing back the mullet beads? Dumb old radio shows. The return of Longest Nipple Hair. Follow the show on insta - @murdocj

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Enough about the hairless cats

Fri, 08 Sep 2023 13:20:33 GMT

Cute cows vs hairless cats. It wasn't JUST the lobotomy. Dean worked on Dances with Wolves. Jimmy Buffet stories. Shrek money keeps you alive for a while. Grippy Sock Spring Movies - Walter Mitty. The Missouri River canoe dude is alive, I checked after recording. Great Wall Tourism. The rules of The Nuge.

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TLDR: Vacation Week

Fri, 01 Sep 2023 22:07:55 GMT

Kinda taking this week off, everybody's on vacation for the holiday and I've been on the road living off of gin martinis and appetizers. Happy BDay to the Mijos. You're the best.

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Prison Careers

Tue, 22 Aug 2023 21:00:00 GMT

Black TikTok is the most awesome section of the internet. Boiling buffalo heads. Robot hyenas. Taxidermy for your pets or grandparents. Slow news day. Pullin calves. How to prospect a biker gang. Accidental murders. Prison dentists.

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Space Rock Cash

Wed, 16 Aug 2023 23:05:03 GMT

Back from the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally. Bizkit fans vs Juggalos. Sturgis Rally musings. Swifty University. Space Rock Money. Gimme a six-pack of kidneys. Let's bring back hemp necklaces. Bong a Thons. 6 seasons of Ooze.

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Crisp Cool Hundo

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 17:24:44 GMT

Thanks for a hundo. This is the last piece of audio recorded before Leslie got laryngitis. (you're welcome) We're being real cool about aliens. McConnell meme rules. L-Anon. The downsides of being a cult leader. Why Lizzo great till Lizzo gotta be great? Had to call 911 about a train baby.

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Bunker Hand Stuff

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 23:06:35 GMT

SD ball washing as a spectator sport. Sketch Sea World. Big Wheeled Dentists. Being polite to AI. Which animals are the worst to get attacked by? Mega Waspy college admissions. Company Shoot Off!

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Deli Ham Risotto

Wed, 19 Jul 2023 21:15:00 GMT

Checking in with our local washer women. Waiting for a Star to Fall. Mini Fat Season. Depression deli ham risotto. Shel Silverstein hot in AZ. Defending the corpse industry. Action figures and baseball cards. Dean's 10 year plan with Rocky movie music. Hair or Penis?

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Hard Lime Stance

Wed, 12 Jul 2023 23:51:51 GMT

Jake from our political podcast Dakota Town Hall joins from East River. Sex Shop Accounting. Hard Lime Stance. Warm Gentleman Summer. Seagull management. Accidental klan gas stations. DVDs hidden in Masonic Temples. Ask Houston if he's still malnourished. Dolphins need a new PR rep. Ghost rules.

(Recorded 7/12, took a while to get posted. apologies for the audio kinda)

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Something Girl Summer

Wed, 05 Jul 2023 23:26:06 GMT

Merica. Radio appearance hell. Red Hot Pannus Summer. White House Coke. Netflix Shopping. Cult shoe deals. Dean's first f-bomb. Cable CGI

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Ditch Those Grippy Socks!

Wed, 28 Jun 2023 22:24:07 GMT

To the bullpen with Stich in for Dean. Grippy Sock Spring wrapped up. Communists demons in Mt Rushmore. Why is 2XL your medium? Russians, Aliens, Communists... I'm prepared. Shitty bagger music season has started. Mitchell takes a swing. 2am Game Show Channel Slot. We're gonna take Mitchell fishin! HBD, America.

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Dr Teeth Funeral Rich

Wed, 21 Jun 2023 21:30:17 GMT

Happy Father's Day. Grippy Sock Spring. New things about Dean. Take Backs from Listener Shawn. Stacked and Packed update. Whales are taking over. Gout and Diabetes vs the Field.

(Note - Probably going to Wednesdays instead of Fridays for a while for new episodes if you care) @murdocj on Insta

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Robot Elvis

Thu, 15 Jun 2023 23:42:36 GMT

Prepper capitalism. Boat Drinks. How to get hired. I'd kill for gameshow money. The Elvis-verse. Meditative basketball? Boxcar Kids: Columbia. Gotta pay the Sherpas. JK not dead. Nelly's guitar.

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How much for Dr Teeth?

Fri, 09 Jun 2023 23:45:37 GMT

getting old enough where new phones are a struggle. The Return of Soul Crate Music! Updates to the will - We need some Muppets. Dish pig buffet, workin' the liver table, Jurassic crocodiles. True Crime podcasts are creating a new generation of murderers. How to get murdered less a little. The #1 rule @ Sesame Street.

More at MurdocJones.com

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I can amputate your toe

Thu, 01 Jun 2023 22:58:01 GMT

Back from vacation, dingdongs. Dean is a lightening god. Coming in a little orange. My spray tan color is white people medium. It's Leslie's fault that I'm trying to listen harder. Living in Australia. I can amputate a toe pretty easy. RIP to your good friend Tina. I like the pens I like. Mittens lives

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DONKEY BASKETBALL!!!!

Sat, 29 Apr 2023 02:39:32 GMT

Houston is not a Viking. Proof that I'm just a dumb American. 'More Boring Rick Steeves' tells us about Europe. Hot Office Goss - The Parking Lot Lady. The Cast gets a D Minus. Failed Bits Hall of Fame. Grippy Sock Spring - Absolutely no narcissism here. Downs Barbie critiques. Learning about and fixing incels in 7 minutes. SFA: I miss CK Be. Thunderdome: I'd be benevolent af.

*Note - Recorded 4-28-23, posted 5-2-23. Thanks to Mark Houston (@WhiskeyatWork, @katradio, @thehomeslicegroup)

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9 Flavors of Deodorant

Fri, 21 Apr 2023 00:38:58 GMT

No Dean, so nothing is organized or in order. Let's all smell each other a little. Pets as depression monitors. More smells. Hair transplants. Back to the smells. Which robot is gonna teach the other robots? Cults ranked by how fun they'd be to join. AI girlfriends. Vacation caves. The Fred Durst documentary. The most kidnap-able buckaroo in Alcester.

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fuzzy berries and forbidden tongues

Fri, 14 Apr 2023 00:57:41 GMT

Therapist archeology. Monetizing divorce. F them kids. Old red phone bits. How cult can you go? Tourist Vasectomies. Only Fans Recycling Advice. How to sell an engagement ring. The New Year's Eve I tried to have bangs. More animal bits gone wrong. More Regional Daddy Off

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Future Santa's Feet Pictures

Fri, 31 Mar 2023 00:03:19 GMT

Packed house (Brandon Jones, Dean Taylor, Mark Houston) Just some dudes talking about their marriages and nighttime routines. Regional Daddy Pageants. Learning about praise kinks. Killer Octopus.Back to Lab Meat. Spotlightin Racoons. Sperm donor advice. Prince of Iceland.

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Tap, Don't Pull.

Fri, 24 Mar 2023 00:28:18 GMT

takes us a while to get cookin. Grippy Sock Spring. Judgy about nighttime routines. Vegas Stories. The safety of elder strippers. Outswimming bears. Leslie can deadlift Gwyneth Paltrow and Pat Sajak. Stalker cheating. Be kind to yourself - it's GSS.

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Space Tugs

Fri, 17 Mar 2023 00:51:50 GMT

Grippy Sock Spring > Martini Fat Season. Pre-writing eulogies. Essential oil horse chicks. Bank runs > Zombies. Dean tries to get me fired. Dad's dog is a terrorist. My green juice > your town's tourism economy. Americans are good for eating. Thinning out the competition. Guys will buy anything for some lead in the pencil. Elk velvet > gas station boner pills. Do yourself a kindness.

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Hypothetical airplane bathroom incidents

Fri, 10 Mar 2023 02:26:34 GMT

Thanks for the week off, ding dongs. Dean's playing hurt. Houston's getting fat. Hypothetical airplane stories. DC tips - look for the chicken feet. How to properly visit a museum. Dean with the news about german porn and kidnapping apologies. In the old days you could snowmobile pretty drunk.

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How's your Regina?

Fri, 24 Feb 2023 16:20:45 GMT

Excuse my hacking and coughing. Another visit from Houston—just some adult teenagers in the studio. We should get some pandas. And some ping pong players. Be less fat. Super Colliding. Leggy waitresses and the creeps they marry. Post Apocalypse chatter. Yardball. Local News

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Socialist Tree Agenda

Fri, 17 Feb 2023 01:06:15 GMT

cocaine hippos > cocaine bear. Dean tells us who is sick and dead. Being attracted to Jelly Donut. Lubed light poles in Philly. Bad guy balloons. The 349th Bruce Willis conversation. Larry the Cat. Surviving animal advice: sharks. Have you ever ate a squirrel? Dinosaurs can bring us together as a people. Cell phones then vs now.

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Cocaine Hippos

Fri, 10 Feb 2023 17:50:54 GMT

Q-Tip intros. Crematoriums and fat people. Being 22 looks really stressful. Hot chicks are stealin' shit from Walmart. South Dakota's Cocaine Hippos. Good things about the monarchy. Listener Food

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Martini Fat Season

Fri, 03 Feb 2023 21:28:35 GMT

Ska bands and sound issues. What the fax. Old fashioned with Hof. Martini Fat Season. Olives and voicemail.

Shawn is more accurate than I've let on. Kratom dudes. Lunchmoney reunion. Dean can sing! Gay for Nick Offerman. And others.

Rizzin. You need your nose fat. I'd see a Sisqo show. The Pickstown Bathroom Disaster of 1993. Zebras are not as agreeable as you'd hope.

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Be good enough to get stabbed over it

Fri, 27 Jan 2023 19:30:42 GMT

pre show nazi tv banter. in show tv nazi banter. Not the ASPCA. Pink Floyd and the gays. Leslie is our resident almost Jewish. Chicken Pox. SD Wakonda vs Marvel Wakonda. King Hair. A nice chat about puppets. I've been pinballed. Bike Fights.

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Pack your bowtie, we're going to Oahu

Fri, 20 Jan 2023 20:33:23 GMT

Pretty Privilege in Vegas. My version of selling my feet on the internet. Who wants an Old Fashioned? You look like you've been divorced. A buck eighteen, dude.

You can smoke toad venom! Fat shaming Dean. Kombucha sucks part 49. It's been a while since I fixed gender inequality. Even Stevens - The Sex Vacation. Dodged a bullet by not becoming friends with Ron Jeremy.

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Tragic Funeral Chuckles

Fri, 13 Jan 2023 01:14:51 GMT

Meet Leslie. Frosted Tips. Daycares. Defund the Cats.Funeral Chuckles. Complaints at the Zip Bam Zinger. Die Hard.

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Trash Pie

Thu, 05 Jan 2023 23:50:55 GMT

New Year, SO fat.

Just a couple of fellas and their baked goods and how fat they got

Minor league horse racing and father of the year memories

2nd generation drug cartel kids.

Parish. the word is parish.

90's drug PSA's

things you learn watching subtitles

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Season 3 Finale

Wed, 28 Dec 2022 21:25:57 GMT

The movie with the chick with the teeth and the plow

Rob's first appearance

Surviving the blizzard

East River v West River

Not Dean does the news!

Noem is a slick ass campaigner

Talkin bout Popes

Quick News Off with Dean

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Arunachal Pradesh All Inclusive Package

Fri, 16 Dec 2022 00:33:03 GMT

Snow Day! Losing some of our new CA residents with this weather

tragic pet deaths and fat season updates

terrible old business ideas

Gnats

You can't just go to Northern India

eating bits and cooking bits

good lookin criminals

some advice for the ladies

The new Restless Leg Syndrome

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Hamageddon

Fri, 09 Dec 2022 20:59:33 GMT

New Beds

Leg day last week.

How's your fatness?

Learn about Dean - Dean Bakes

I'm the Chili King of Rapid

I'm not the Liver King

Yellowstone Review

Hawaiians feel about volcanos like we feel about tornados

I'm like a sober 90's band - dunno if I still got it.

Stories from Alceser - vacation stories

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Leg Day (from 12-1)

Fri, 02 Dec 2022 16:24:07 GMT

Hi friends. This was recorded 12-1 and just getting posted (12/11)

It's not that good really, but I guess we did it so we should post it.

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18 Hours with a Live Turkey

Wed, 23 Nov 2022 16:24:49 GMT

Turkeys are not agreeable to bits.

Ways to calm down turkeys.

Hamster Ball Racing League.

Stepped on the Scale. Party is over, Fat Season is here.

New Years' resolution advertising.

We all took 2 years of Spanish and don't know 10 words.

Lab Meat, Lab Kids.

Phillip and his dumb wife are defrosting their embryos.

Bruce Lee isn't as good as me.

Twitter is America's Dollar Store.

America can't even kill people right anymore.

New Bit - Apologies to my kids.

Thanksgiving Tips

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Day Trading with Gallagher

Fri, 18 Nov 2022 05:02:11 GMT

RIP Gallagher.

This Thanksgiving a Gallagher special can be the peace treaty at Thanksgiving.

Old school ticket scalpin.

Why is everybody so mad at Twitter?

Mink Madness.

Look at all those Republicans breaking their hip to backtrack from that shitbag.

Don't forget how much T-Rex skulls are going for.

Personal goals - internalize more.

Watch that Weird Al movie it's amazing.

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Hairdresser Muffins

Thu, 10 Nov 2022 22:52:49 GMT

What's your dream job?

I don't eat listener food.

1 inch closer to an interview with a Pope!

The cure for baby fever.

Dean's dream job.

Toy Hall of Fame, lottery winner, T-Rexes.

Lemmon, SD Tourism Dept.

Best work advice I ever received.

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I need a lot of PAC money and like 4 bitchin chicks

Fri, 04 Nov 2022 22:48:05 GMT

Nobody feels like recording this week but here we go.

Last episode before election day - Our next secretary of state is a doofus.

Local politics you can skip over.

Don't worry about who your kids vote for just make sure they vote.

Gimme a lot of PAC money and 4 bitchin' chicks.

The first and maybe last appearance of Stitch.

Lou Brutus is still cool.

How close are we to an interview with the pope

That one couple you can't bring to drinking events.

Customer reviews of various jails in South Dakota.

New DC Movie - Alabama Man!

SFA: The mid 90's Halloween START Accord

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Hot Canning Chicks

Thu, 27 Oct 2022 23:51:56 GMT

Get your costumes out, we're gonna trick or treat with Dean.

Chickens we regret purchasing.

Is Tik Tok turning you on with hot canning chicks?

Hot canning tips from Dean.

Tom Jones Hits

Team building canoe trips and accidental crystal meth hits.

How I eventually retire

inside baseball radio stuff only 3 of you care about.

Sex Bingo and old boner pill advertisers.

Go easy on your kids and take 10 breaths.

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The Man in the Boat

Thu, 20 Oct 2022 23:56:23 GMT

Houston's back because Dean is avoiding me like the rent.

Can you like Kanye or Kevin Spacey?

Briefs are the new way, give them a shot.

If you're uncomfortable with 2 men talking about the clitoris... the rest of this episode is not for you.

Government cheese to Velveeta rich.

Houston was born to scripture.

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2001 Conception Bangers

Fri, 14 Oct 2022 23:04:55 GMT

Meet Kenz. I didn't turn her microphone up enough sorry.

Mullet Champs.

Mystery Mormon Odors.

How Nickelback comes back.

Fat Bears Scandal.

Cash Register Gun Song is a keyword search.

Almost killed that dude in the parking lot, but he totally understood.

01 bangers to make some kids to.

Ranch Night clubs connected to grocery stores.

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You're not getting skinnier - it's Midwestern Fit

Fri, 07 Oct 2022 00:37:30 GMT

Houston is a country fraud

I'm surprised you're surprised: Hershel Walker edition.

Iran-ertainment

Dean gets me a meeting with the Pope.

Fentanyl for kids is bad, yeah?

Midwestern Fit.

The Black Hills Tire Sturgis Rally Midget Tally.

Take Backs - Bear survival.

My Yoga GalPals.

Legendary NRB SFA.

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Bonus Time

Fri, 30 Sep 2022 23:38:43 GMT

How's your menty b's?

Are you doing sober october?

Bonus Timechats with the vet

Cats that can sense Dean's cancer

Take Backs: Kangaroo fighting pt 2.

Misinformation Survival Skills.

Space Yoga!

RIP Coolio

Billionaire prenups

Dean met a fan.

Bonus time with Grandma Donna.

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Taxidermy positions for your cats

Wed, 21 Sep 2022 04:55:00 GMT

Weekend reviews and golf chat.

Why I'm not power of attorney for my parents?

the stranger.

the Neeeeewwws: Uber, OnlyFans

Maybe we'll pimp Dean.

Where does the dentist spit juice go?

Tragic yet adorable ways to die.

Scary peaking through your family tree as a German

The guy who found Uranus

Love at TJ Maxx

NW IA Dating advice from the late 90's

New Bit - Ask Dean Ranch Stuff

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Ashleigh, Danleigh, and Juleigh

Wed, 14 Sep 2022 23:09:17 GMT

Dean's Glow Up

The slow death of bits Dean doesn't care about.

Mr Hands.

88 Billion dollars and what's on TV

Space Junk

Hey Ozzy is still alive, that's nice

Fantasy Football

The EIGH's and buying a facial

Cursing Birds and weird owners

Take Backs - I'm mostly right as usual

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"I drank bleach too!"

Fri, 02 Sep 2022 19:30:24 GMT

Hi to you new folks. I heart your face.

@murdocj on Insta

Merch is coming End of Sep

PDubs gettin spicy. Nursing home shenanigans.

How to be in the nursing home.

Sounding pretty dumb about the job market, probably.

Let's keep the muscle car.

How corruption happens, as by a 100-year-old old fashioned.

Dean and I become best friends.

How China beats us.

Oh yeah - Michael Jackson.

Genetics News (at least half of this is wrong fyi)

Alec Baldwin into McDonald's lawsuits

KISSME Plates

Let's talk about shorts

TREE MASSACRE UPDATE

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Not the Wizard of Oz, the Sexy Oz

Fri, 26 Aug 2022 00:43:29 GMT

Can Houston Drive a Tractor

Finally a real Tree Massacre Update!

Some 90's country jams

Neal McCoy is gonna whip my ass

@Chili's should have a dumb redneck song off

Arming America's college kids

Dean's our guy from the Matrix who was in Oz

Shaming your kids with stories of legends

Mack Rutherford (Sorry we called you Mark for 10 minutes)

A shocking lack of accuracy about pandas

Ranch education - Semen testing farm animals

Bye bye gas cars

Bitchin space news and boring wikipedia reading

Nice moments as an American

Gravy Canning

The sales funnel of the Jehovah's Witnesses

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Bullhorn Jesus

Wed, 17 Aug 2022 21:58:58 GMT

I had a bunch of notes here but then it reset so this one you don't get show notes just shut up and listen

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Sturgis Rally 2022 Edition

Tue, 09 Aug 2022 20:07:23 GMT

From the heart of downtown Sturgis from the Sturgis Rally - get your nipple covers.

(Recorded 8-9-2022) The sound is a little goofy.

America's version of the goose-stepping videos you see on the news

Rally observations

Overall less Trumpy but the ones who are left are doubling down

This is not the place to eat free samples of meat

Average women with high confidence in themselves can do well here

DRay shows up to not be impressed

Still no Vikki Park something or other. Dean promises it's coming

Dean now has to watch the VelociPastor

More lightning strike survivors

Shitty Bagger Music

Lake Mead Bodies

City People Advice: How to check for ticks

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Communist Thanksgivings

Thu, 04 Aug 2022 00:36:52 GMT

The Sturgis Rally is upon us!

(almost) a VIKKI WHATSHERNUTS TREE MASSACRE UPDATE

Take Backs - Director or Take Backs - Listener Shawn

Dead guy voice box update

Amazon, milk allergies, polio

Foreign Policy explained like it's your high school friends

Deer are just big hamsters

The new kid got stuck in the elevator with me

You're the naked neighbor or you're not

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Start your Rendering Empire

Tue, 26 Jul 2022 18:52:24 GMT

there was some weird post delay on this. I dunno, man.

Dean's back for the news and more ranch vs farm

take backs: Farmers aren't sissies, and rice krispie elves

Breaking News: The Vicky Something or other TREE MASSACRE

Would you save Dean from a snake attack?

I totally forgot Dean got hit by lightning

Suffers vs Deserves.

How to pick a lawyer

Great times to be an American

the new podcast Dean and I are gonna host

start your rendering empire!

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Well... he's got a "high leg cross"

Tue, 19 Jul 2022 15:57:09 GMT

Merch coming! Get ready for some shirts to be at Goodwill!

Great old radio stories with Dean and some neeeeeeews

Farm vs Ranch

The return of Tinikling!

unsurprising thoughts about our past presidents

Things you can't blame on your kids

Pig hearts and dead guy voice box

Stories from Alcester: Hot moms, fat kid track, the motorhead economy

The high cross will get ya

Plastic surgery I need to start saving up for

#homesliceaudio #bookofmurdoc

murdocjones.com

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TikTok thinks I'm Thicc

Wed, 13 Jul 2022 01:30:22 GMT

The boys from W@W join us for the news

(Full disclosure, this isn't 100% sober)

Take Backs! One for the truckers

#j6 by Houston

Murdoc called Houston's wife the wrong name for 4 years

First episode we hear about Rabbit Pox

Did Murdoc's dad cause Rabbit Pox?

Giant killer rabbit movies from the 70s

3 fellas talk about the tampon shortage

Why Murdoc is qualified to speak for women

Houston's Canadian conversation style

Great drag shows

The Walmart bike section

How to win couples counseling with Rocky 3

Let's slut shame some penguins

A nice Luthern goodbye

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What about this is gentlemanly?

Fri, 01 Jul 2022 15:59:09 GMT

Houston is back for the news so 2 uptown problem white guys can fix it all.

Mark's weird fetish with bananas and his good friend Blake Shelton

4th of July thoughts

Nerf gun and fireworks cold wars

a random nice thing about John Cena

Demo derbies, tractor pulls, fireworks and virginity

The Edge pizza

the tragic incident between the Lucky Charms Elf and the Rice Crispie triplets

"Gentlemen's Club" is a stupid phrase

Happy 4th! Check in on your mental health

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T Rex Sex Scenes with Jazz Hands

Fri, 10 Jun 2022 23:06:25 GMT

Dean tries to do the news a few times

How to vacation in Iraq

Pageants are stupid

Part 2 (next day)

T Rex Sex Scene

Pride Month: Celebrating Gay Top Gun

The Oathkeepers called me a Beta Male

Shitty Tourist Bagger Music Season!

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Powered by... Bitch Dust?

Thu, 02 Jun 2022 22:11:33 GMT

Thanks to Oakley for some new production in the show.

5 minutes of serious - Take Backs

Hank Jr is still pretty bitchin live

Uncle Randy got Hank Jr pretty drunk in the 80's

Dad's Akaska fishing cassettes.

The people we're hiring are the same age as the years I've been doing this.

Stories from Alcester - Learning how to Square Dance.

Who really wrote Amarillo by Morning?

Dean returns with the news!

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Just in Case - This is the first episode we talk about Monkey Pox

Thu, 26 May 2022 23:13:36 GMT

Houston does the News

Oh boy let's not do the news

Just in case Monkey Pox becomes a thing, here's the first mention

Russian Starbucks

The pros and cons of Subway ownership

The McComrade

Good Things! Summer is coming

Westside Rapid City Punxsutawney Phil

Diagonal Lines on the lawn like a champion

When the dog poop robot and the mower robot are one thing, I'm in on robots

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Eastern SD Meth Futures

Fri, 13 May 2022 23:34:01 GMT

Nice things farm people do

When she starts posting selfies and he changes the profile pic to the kids...

Myspace memories

My social media courage ends at not being the most listened to

A week of near-death experiences

The Jock Strap

Going back home this weekend to try to explain what I do for the 399th time

pot dealer parking lot chats

Dean does the news (Dress Rehearsal)

What does 37 million buy ya

Opinions I have no right to have, part 203.

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Life Changing Visits to Olive Gardens

Tue, 03 May 2022 20:00:50 GMT

Get the good candles on and play The Score from The Fugees

Some of our staff have terrible taste in music

Velociraptor Update (Blame Jason Bateman)

Take Backs

Life-Changing Visit to Olive Garden #1: I almost died

3rd most listened to. C'mon people.

18+ isn't a demo. It just isn't.

White People Will Buy Anything: Horse Chiropractors

Life-Changing Visit to Olive Garden #2: My boy was my waiter

Not wearing masks isn't a win for the GOP - quit being gross

Life-Changing Visit to Olive Garden #3 - Can't get murdered in public

Stories from Alcester - Who can keep their holy cards?

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How do you say White Trash Bash in Japanese?

Tue, 03 May 2022 00:40:52 GMT

Full disclosure, I recorded this on 4-8.

maybe you care what I think about Will Smith?

Charley Crockett doesn't disappoint.

Take Backs: Velcipastor.

Congrats to those unfunny drunks over at Whiskey @ Work

Supreme Court and SD embarrassments.

You know who is turning me on? Helen from Ozark.

Edgemont, SD - where America stores its weapons and mines its uranium

for sale - survivor bunkers. Also survivor hostels?

Capitalism, defined: glamping bunkers

This week in smells: Do you know what a 9 am room full of bankers smells like?

SFA: Part love story, part disgusting story about animal parts.

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The VelociPastor

Wed, 30 Mar 2022 03:30:49 GMT

WuTang! #protectyaneck

Search #bookofmurdoc on TikTok, friends

Marketing corner - Skate to where the puck is gonna be

Will Smith lives a memory every husband understands

Oscar movies are like Thanksgiving Turkey

Petty motivation to put out more episodes

PR advice for racists

Content Creators - are you being relevant?

VELOCIPASTOR?!

Christian drug-dealing ninjas

Take Backs - Limos and dipshits

Made it this far until I pick on the hard right

XXL Wolves not Sheep shirts... Really?

Stories from Alcester - Mr. Yuck!

You don't need 4 cologne shots. C'mon, dude.

Some hippy nonsense

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Throw on the NB's, Nance

Tue, 22 Mar 2022 22:25:18 GMT

Some music chat

Throw on the New Balances, Nance - let's jam to some yacht rock

The Limo is the Ed Hardy T-shirt of transportation

albums named after breast reductions

Some marketing chit chat. You're either in or out, dorks.

Just because you're lazy and kind of a dick doesn't mean your media reps should give you the good ideas.

The joy of the 9 year old snow day

I'm on the methadone of social media

bitchin advice from uncle bread

Cannabis in South Dakota

That's not the guys. That's A guy.

I admit I had a few Joe Rogan years haha

buying sneakers at 41

Tiki Torch Vice President

My diet program is to get on TV

Take Backs from last Episode: Tucker Carlson, Mouth Noises

Hairless cats and butthole marks

SFA - Where bacon starts. (you city folks maybe won't love this)

The 90's: pig manure and Coolwater cologne

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Defense Secretary Bugs Bunny.

Fri, 11 Mar 2022 03:32:02 GMT

Kanye might be crazy, but old Kayne records are still better than most things.

Back from DC

Live streaming war is pretty gross.

Tucker Carlson sounds like the PR guy for Ivan Drago

Rember the crazy 2008 Republicans? They seem so sane now

Ukraine

We're more comfortable with 80's movie bad guys as a people

Why I'm calm in the apocalypse

Anxiety in the capital building

The Metaverse is going to be a world. Not THE world, but a world that ain't going away

Thank your weird sex friends for the technology

(I was drinking a latte during the taping of this so you can hear all my weird mouth noises, sorry)

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Ed's Dad's Playboys

Wed, 16 Feb 2022 02:54:13 GMT

Beck is... not into Scientology... Which matters not at all.

Some emotional nonsense

I got the Stock Show Variant!

(I'm not the chosen one)

stop being mad at things you're just being told to be mad at.

900% Increase in Chlamydia in South Dakota. #maskupsd

Christmas catchup

dorks.

We're all 1-1. The season isn't over.

Disappointing candy stores

Stories from Alcester: Vintage Porno

Mental health check - find the opportunity.

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Canadian Murder References

Wed, 15 Dec 2021 00:48:19 GMT

The last episode of season 2!

I'm out on Facebook, and over the shakes.

Murder docs on Discovery Plus

Canada's most notorious murder

Defending SD. (or not)

40 is a long painful throb

Hot Tubs, Saunas, and nude old men

Benedict Cumberbatch, and his soft skin

I miss the Blackberry.

Curse of Von Dutch

I sound 84 about NFTs and Crypto

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The Birthday Saddle

Wed, 10 Nov 2021 01:36:40 GMT

Is it still No Shave November? Other Novembers.

I lost the bet on which Baldwin would kill a dude

Christmas will be fine calm down.

The Church Shirt

Just Listen To Yourselves: Aaron Rogers

Stop asking for free ice cream because it's your birthday.

Texas Roadhouse win: The Birthday Saddle

I'm out on men's deodorant. Feelin good about it.

Learning how to Spray Tan

Death Metal Chores

Back to buns and soda.

Hug somebody - it's ok to not feel ok.

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Ten and a Half Shades of Off White

Mon, 18 Oct 2021 23:13:09 GMT

I miss the old boring Republicans. (RIP CP)

You didn't get taller because Facebook got shorter

Digital advertising also didn't make you an asshole if you were already an asshole.

Proof: Big Milk!

SFA: We're not great with cats

I don't want a weird sex vacation

Mormon Sex Books

@ShittyRadioJock on Insta

boring celeb interviews. I can hear your teeth click.

Some advice for the youngins

Hairdryers are awesome!?

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Goth Chat Rooms from the 90's

Thu, 23 Sep 2021 21:25:21 GMT

The monster truck show voice

back to the neeeeeeews

I dislike fake internet outrage more than I care about missing people.

France is pissed!

I forget about bits. This week in smells!

New stuff on the spotify playlist: Mac Miller

90's mixtapes and the box of cd's

farm kids listening to 90's gangster rap

ICQ and chat rooms before your parents knew what chat rooms where

Goth Chat Rooms as a 15 year old

Things that are gonna get Napster'd

The Everclear fanclub

Parent Fails! I ruined birds for my kid

HomeSlice Cast is doing cool stuff - give them a listen.

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Kandahardly Believe How Many Experts There Are

Wed, 01 Sep 2021 03:35:36 GMT

What are you accomplishing on your posts about Afghanistan? Jesus listen to yourself.

Got a tattoo!

Can I say pussy? Nothing wrong with checking in with that.

The Stacked and Packed Girls

Stacked and Re-PACKED!

Nice things on the internet.

Shitty things on the internet.

Uncle Randy's body cast

Sketch Korean CPAP machines

The Olympics! Fat Kid Track.

Frosted Flakes

Stories from Alcester: The Tale of the Parker Nut Scratching

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035 - The Tit Bucket

Thu, 08 Jul 2021 04:18:58 GMT

Back from fishing with pops!

A bunch of really hippy nonsense. I mean a bunch.

Benefits of NA beer

The ONLY beer test that matters. The mower test.

Basketball sucks?

TikTok is the best social media of all time.

Learn a new software, it makes you feel accomplished.

I'm only attracting lesbians lately?

I'm at the age of micro film

The first cds you own and were gifted. (Boston sucks)

Outlaws...

Akaska, SD and my special camper safe space.

Stories from Alcester!

70's Sex Worker Negotiations

Concert decorum

For absolutely no reason at all, this show is getting an intern

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034 - Toad Lickin'

Wed, 16 Jun 2021 02:47:21 GMT

Back from sabbatical in our new studios!

crappy advertisers I'm keeping? (I'm looking at you BookVIP)

Back just in time to continue being #1 on the network

Quick recap of what's new

Story from Alcester 1: Buster the Great Dane

White Rabbit Nazi?

Big Love doesn't hold up.

Paxton=Twister, Pullman=Independence Day

PB &J Massage Oil

Computers can't take heroin

Doge silliness

This Week In Smells: Cool it Lyft Drivers.

New Bit: Will I be right in 5 years: Real Estate Agents

Keep working at feeling good, friends. I believe in you.

Big Finale! Licking Toads - an exploration.

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033 -Nobody Gator Wrestles without a Crowd

Thu, 01 Apr 2021 02:18:20 GMT

Tonight's Tea: Jade Citrus Mint Green Tea.

Post Hot Yoga Podcast.

Can't talk shit about Cross Fit anymore.

Is indoor tanning going to kill me?

Old men at parking meters. (Let's start the insta)

So I borrowed my great grandma's purple hair

Stories from Alcester: RAT TAIL UPDATE

Shoot your shot, kid.

Buy the ticket, take the ride...

Even Stevens: Bullshit problems vs Real problems.

murdocjones.com

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032 - Too Fat for Ashtanga

Tue, 16 Mar 2021 04:00:38 GMT

Happy Ides of March

Fat Season wasn't quite over.

Drop the bullshit and get over yourself.

Those old dudes @ the Y have it figured out.

The return of events and concerts feels so good.

@bryan_loweree is actual lol every time.

Buckey the Wonder Horse.

Stories from Alcester: Car Wash Memories.

#toofatforashtanga

Let's retire the Charmin Bears.

GTFO of here with your hot tub.

Old Ladies in the Head Shop

The Recorder...

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031 - Satanist in the Drive Thru

Fri, 26 Feb 2021 02:05:04 GMT

Vibe: Anderson .Paak

Tonight's Tea: Lemon Lift, with some white privilege

Rush - not the band the dude

Give Tiger a break, jesus

Good Florida vs Bad Florida

Don't Google anything about ducks

This week in smells: Diaper Suspenders

Embarrassing child photos coming!

facebook.com/bookofmurdoc

insta: murdocj

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030 - BarnSmellin

Fri, 05 Feb 2021 02:22:37 GMT

A rambling discussion about the Lemonheads

Stock Show! Some cowboy stuff

This week in smells: Barns and Pigs.

Ghosts and their habits. Speaking to dead people.

Phones I can drop in a toilet and they still work

Other HomeSlice shows to check out

Wiener dogs and their large testicles

I miss you concerts.

Sad tales of high school

Mansplainin' the cult of true womanhood

Even Stevens: Game Stop

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029 - The Big Four Oh

Mon, 25 Jan 2021 12:15:44 GMT

Today I turn 40!

Start binging American Gods - so so good.

Just back from Pierre - go travel as soon as you can.

Turning 40: Feels mostly pretty good.

I'm not one for sports cars. I'm getting into plants.

This week in smells: leaky glands update

Dating App reviews: Nobody is into that much hiking.

Carol, bring that hair down a little.

Chad, If you come over for bacon wrapped chestnuts you gotta stay for dessert.

The wives of Larry King?! (RIP)

Listen to a few minutes of how dumb I sound about money.

(Visit all sponsors at www.murdocjones.com)

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028 - Season 2!

Tue, 12 Jan 2021 01:42:27 GMT

We'll keep this one light - just un-clench your jaw and relax.

Baseball Cards vs the Magic the Gathering nerds.

"Express" isn't a word you want followed by "anal glands"

MEN: Develop a nighttime routine. Do it.

Make that paper, Hanna-Barbera.

Remember your first funeral?!

Even Stevens Returns!

(lol @ #noflylist)

Remember Fat Season is over!

RIP Mark K. We miss you, man.

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027 - Fat Season Is Over

Tue, 29 Dec 2020 22:18:46 GMT

Some nonsense that about my ego - but thanks for listening.

Engagement rings because you couldn't think of a better present.

Straws. There are rules. There's a way to do things.

The Kilt: Perv or not?

Austin Powers, Tom Cruise, QT 8

nothing makes me cry like tough old dudes crying.

Fat Season is OVER

Embarrassing stories about me for you.

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026 - Respect the Game of Mr Applewhite

Wed, 16 Dec 2020 03:13:18 GMT

The Whiskey at Work folks left a bottle, giddy up.

Tea Heat. McRib Heat. Metric System Shenanigans.

Coffee sucks and tea is better.

DrawStraws.film

Drink on the Uffda

NYE should be only for pro drinkers

We get real 90's - Heaven's Gate and Lorena Bobbitt

Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers

"Caper" was a strong word...

Here's to old radio dudes. RIP, Doc Fisher.

Speaking of: davediamond.org

#drinkontheuffda

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025 - The U2 Accord

Tue, 08 Dec 2020 04:50:57 GMT

Getting weird about tea.

Crazy December - check in on your mental health, nerds.

Stop making politics like going to a flat earther convention!

Hard Stances: The Metric System & Smart Cars. (Just the milometer, just to see how it feels)

Quit it, McRib

The limits of Bono and U2.

The War on the War on Christmas

Tell 2 friends, you cheap bastards.

NEXT EPISODE: THE THEFT OF BABY JESUS

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024 - Stay In Your District and Eat Your Jello

Fri, 27 Nov 2020 21:12:24 GMT

Black Friday should involve a mask if you're going to go buy an air fryer.

Don't let the holiday hurt your mind. Also don't eat thanksgiving every day, fatso.

My recent newspaper experience.

Obituaries are like a long boring sequel to The Hunger Games in the nursing home.

We get it with the delivery updates.

Thanks to John Styn for being forever interesting. (johnstyn.com)

Non Trump Non Covid News and some slight lecturing

Crazy December coming up - You're not a pussy if you ask for help.

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023 - The Provo Float

Sun, 22 Nov 2020 21:20:25 GMT

It's ok to be stressed out man, you just gotta put in the work to make it better.

When did Jon Voit lose his mind?

Win with some class and stop listening to crazy bullshit.

The internet is a treacherous place for old men, Rudy.

Free Camping?

Rules on Buffets

The nicest Mormon spam

Papal Instagram and the human form

Why the Catholic Church should hire me

The Provo Float

Memes about how strong you are. Eh.

Stories from Alcester: tinikling

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022 - Put your guns back in your holsters.

Sat, 07 Nov 2020 05:01:47 GMT

Give sponsors love: www.murdocjones.com

Sober Oct summary

N/A Beer is kinda good!?

A small and rambling mental breakdown about getting old

Holiday Bothers: Alright Bridget Jones, we get it.

Old dudes have it figured out. (again with the getting old)

Getting really into plants... and home decor.

Real mean are into these things.

Hugh the Wasp

Funeral talk. (probably more getting old now that I'm typing this)

Light election discussion. (Keep your guns in your holsters)

SD gets to smoke week and bet on football!

Stories from Alcester - Alcester gets a breathalyzer

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021 - Grandma's Sex Rabbits(?)

Sat, 07 Nov 2020 04:50:27 GMT

Turns out if you don't post these right away, It takes forever to get them online.

So this is like a month ish old, so you're not confused.

Happy to announce a new sponsor! Save 15% on all of your products

at Onnit! - go to murdocjones.com and get to clickin.

Redneck Pendulum - THERE WERE SIGNS!

Get off Affleck's ass he's alright.

BH TIRE - TRACTION RETRACTION!

My son Tanner joins the show! So much fun!

18 year old's thoughts on: music, tattoos, Insane Clown Posse

Stories from Alcester - Don't Touch My Peanut. Grandma Donna's Sex Rabbits

Buy some shit from my sponsors for the eventual therapy both my children will need.

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020 - Elegantly tan, Pat.

Wed, 30 Sep 2020 00:28:11 GMT

Bunch of badass Outlaw Country on the playlist. (search for book of murdoc in spotify)

Most famous SD Citizens full list! (Non SD people can fast forward)

Some accidentally insensitive comments.

It's embarrassing if Brock Lesnar is our most famous citizen.

The most elegantly tan man I've ever met

Coyotes and fire in Alcester.

We can fix this thing in 6 weeks if you do this.

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019 - Cooter was really mad at me.

Thu, 24 Sep 2020 00:00:43 GMT

Rodeos!

Don't forget Ted Nugent can fix QAnon.

You sound 230 years old when...

RETRACTION: Ventura played for the White Sox

25% of this show is probably wrong.

Who is the most famous SD citizens? (go to murdocjones.com)

Dukes of Hazard actors who have been mad at me

Stories from Alcester!

Canadian antics

Self Care Sep - and Sober October

Support the show! go to murdocjones.com and click on the book vip link to save HUGE on

your next vacation

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018 - A formal apology to Gallagher

Sat, 12 Sep 2020 22:11:56 GMT

Self Care Sep Continues!

First advertiser! murdocjones.com/sponsors

Directions for my funeral

There's another Cyrus! (See Spotify Playlist)

A historic telling of my relationship with Gallagher

Even Stevens: Protesters and Sturgis Rally

The Peacock!

Good Bad TV Spotlight: Royal Pains

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017 - The Battle of Ed and Roland

Thu, 03 Sep 2020 00:32:03 GMT

Self Care September!

New Bit! Unfair Pre-Judgement: Hop Water.

Squirrels. Natures Speed Bumps?

1500 to Climb Mt Rushmore? Sold.

New Bit! Dead Dad Advice

SAKURAN-ZENSEN (See Spotify Playlist)

Krip Hop

Stories from Alcester! The Battle of Ed vs Roland.

Things God tells you to do

Cats named Greaseball

Whiskey at Work

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015 - Everything is Fine, Probably.

Fri, 21 Aug 2020 03:27:50 GMT

Remember that BHG song "You Aint Got No Legs?"

(See my Spotify Playlist)

Took about a month off, thanks for the time

Sturgis Rally Recap - And a different perspective on masks

The internet knows everything about you - with real life examples

All these weird ads I'm seeing on FB: Tantric, Excessive Sweating

How to beat up Nolan Ryan

Story from Alcester! Dog hair pillow

The 7 things you can do with dog hair

I yield to the call center indians

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014 - I forgot what I talked about this is an old episode.

Fri, 21 Aug 2020 02:53:04 GMT

some stuff about bourbon.

Alice Cooper's Mustache

Watching 2 50 year olds beat each other

The trick to fighting crackheads.

I remember talking about the Last Dance a bit.

Corvette Owners and why we hate all of you

Speaking of the problems of the rich... Bezos

It sounds exhausting to live in FL

Teach Me Something Round 1!

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013 - The Redneck Pendulum Theory

Fri, 24 Jul 2020 01:39:01 GMT

Do we really need buffets?

New Diet: Get on TV.

The Redneck Pendulum Theory

Listening to: Chris Cornell - Patience

NEW BIT - Teach me something I don't know: 605-340-0811.

You gotta uninstall TikTok - it's a real thing.

(Note - I had to take the source's name out of this for good reason, that's why you hear the edits)

Pinewood Derby State Champion* update

The sound of getting punched at a UFC event

Fake Mailbag and Advice on the Advice Setup

What to do if your nudes leak

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012 - Who's been drinking 468 hours?

Fri, 17 Jul 2020 23:02:20 GMT

I made a Spotify playlist if you're inclined.

South Dakota can drink! But they still can't comment about it.

Gizzard Talk. Crazy Internet Conspiracy Theory Corner.

(hint: Wayfair isn't selling kids you dopes)

Fishbrain is my new social media.

What TikTok knows about you.

#neckup #leathernecknation

Stories from Alcester! (CamelToe edition)

Listening to: Billy Strings and Prof

Tiny beetle backpack cameras.

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011- Who Wants Some Horse Meat?

Wed, 15 Jul 2020 01:15:15 GMT

Remember when 'Side Boob' was a thing?

What else can you do with $500 million?

Buying a fraction of a racing horse? Eating Horses?

Stories from Alcester - Our 4th class made a parody song about bombing Iraqis.

Boy, Is Vaughn Meader F*&%ed.

Nobody wants to smell your disgusting lotion, gross.

BO Airplane Stories. Marble Racing!

Alcester Stories - Performance enhancing pinewood derby races.

Even Stevens!

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010 - 87% Sure I'm Pretty Sure

Mon, 06 Jul 2020 23:57:05 GMT

Trump is here and everybody is crazy.

The dark web! A dummy explains what it is.

I'm pretty sure I'm 87% sure.

Giving away hamsters on the internet

New bit: Even Stevens: Fauci and Defund the Police

Leatherneck Nation!

Sports to reconsider

Scout abuse advertising

Sign language sexting?

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009 - Retraction Time!

Thu, 25 Jun 2020 01:09:43 GMT

Turns out I was wrong about that noose story and Nascar. My bad.

A grown up admits when they are wrong, they don't change the argument.

Mailbag: Hockey, Pitbulls, Bands.

Been Listening to: The Kickback, Audiotree Live shows

Nobody is coming to blow up Rushmore just calm down.

(although that was a funny tweet, Gov Noem)

Future Bit: Kelsey ReGives Advice!

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008 - RIP King Ron

Thu, 25 Jun 2020 00:59:34 GMT

I know it's been a little bit. I'll tell you why.

Use your I Feel Statements and maybe just shhhh for a bit.

RIP King Ron. You were the best man.

Remembering the Sex Talk from your mother

Train Graffiti News!

The best gizzards in SD? Go.

Canned Moose

Stories from Alcester: The Rabbits.

Then it gets pretty boring, good luck.

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Ep 006 - Mailbag Mini Episode

Sat, 23 May 2020 00:33:06 GMT

The first mini episode!

Some of you got downright heated in the mailbag, so this is just answering your sometimes

bitchy emails.

I'm also noticing how often I use words that are close but actually make me sound like a dummy. My bad.

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Ep 005 - Secretary of Animal Naming

Sat, 16 May 2020 00:25:35 GMT

Five episodes in - you must like the sound of my voice as much as I do.

TEXT THE HOTLINE: 605-340-0811.

Best of FB: Bridges vs Trucks in Pierre

Covid Music: Astronautalis, Prof, Soulcrate, POS, etc..

(#doomtree) Thanks to Wes back East for the playlist jumpstart.

Sidebar: Is The Heartland Panic the best record ever out of SD?

No Trump/CV News: A huge bummer.

How on earth do you leave a gun in your car?

Also don't be this type of shitty internet person.

What division of government would you allow Trump Jr to run?

I'm a sucker for gag and parody songs, and the best one ever

might be F.I.N.E. from Aerosmith.

What happened to rock and roll. For quite a while.

Wouldn't a SKA reunion be really great?

One of my favorite things about being a dad, passive aggressive edition.

Top SD bands ever? (I reserve the right to edit)

You will 100% disagree with some of this episode - focus your hate and use the dark side at murdocjones.com

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Ep 4

Fri, 15 May 2020 23:30:25 GMT

The FIRST Story From Alcester! (my home town that was equal parts Rockwell and Redneck).

Non Trump/CV NEEEEWWWWWS. (Things you can't do in IKEA)

Defending: The news, murder hornets, the mining company.

Not everything is Tiger King, relax.

What's Awesome: Rock Garden Tour and friends.

Bad Ads: Robocalls I'm getting.

I'm 100% pro mask - and 0% double chin.

BONUS Story From Alcester.

MAILBAG: How do we pick our music, old school mix tapes.

FAKE MAILBAG

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Ep 003 - Joe Pesci Made a Rap Song

Thu, 30 Apr 2020 23:13:38 GMT

Holla @ yo boy - 605-340-0811. bookofmurdoc@gmail.

Why is my mailman dressed like he's conquering India still?

The first guest! Joe Pesci's lost rap gem. At home fights.

We had a gay dog growing up. Porn addiction ad comment threads = glorious.

Fake Mailbag: Anxiety about real mail bag, dating during quarantine,

timing your sexting, more embarrassing personal moments.

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Back by No Demand...

Mon, 27 Apr 2020 17:27:36 GMT

I can't believe he made 2 episodes either.

Don't forget to to go murdocjones.com and hit the mailbag or call: (605) 340-0811‬

Highlights:

You don't know shit. I choke on my water.

King Ron is 85 and hes the dude.

Steve Gorman's book about the Black Crowes!

Who is allowed to talk shit about Rick Rubin?

We accidentally got hamsters.

The first bomb of the podcast

What makes a tv show legendary?

Fake mailbag: divorced tinder, it's ok to enjoy your quarantine.

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Welcome Back

Mon, 20 Apr 2020 16:24:27 GMT

Welcome back. I missed some of you. Probably not most of you.

1st episode:

Shopping during Quarantine - The whitest problem I have.

Lesser knows shows to binge while at home

Being a shitty internet person.

Vampires used to be cool until they became vegan twinks.

Facebook thinks I'm a rat

Fake Mailbag!

(For questions, comments, unload your anger, rate, or get advice at murdocjones.com)

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Trailer

Mon, 20 Apr 2020 16:21:38 GMT

The Book of Murdoc, by Murdoc. 100 years ago I was on the radio and it was pretty funny. Sometimes, this new show will be funny. Sometimes it won’t, what do you want from me? It's The Book of Murdoc.

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