The Bottom Boys Cast

The Fantasy Fantasy Football Draft

Sun, 07 Sep 2025 20:00:36 GMT

This week on the Bottom Boys Cast, the boys (Matt Keck and Paul Shields) are joined by Paul's bother Kollin for the first time, for some reason.

But it finally happened. Kansas City's only Browns fan and only Bills fan, sat down with a guy that mostly knows the stats because of trading cards.

Too bad this isn't really about stats. This is the FANTASY fantasy league where you can draft any character you damn well please.

Jesus at QB? Say your prayers.

E.T is gonna have you phoning home to call your MAMA!

And never underestimate the Invisible Man's ability to cheat like crazy.

We draft the most chaotic teams we can think of and then asked ChatGPT to give us the rundown on just exactly how each of these games would go.

Walker Texas Ranger, Gus the field goal Mule, AIR BUD GOLDEN RECEIVER, Godzilla, Juggernaut, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Jason Vorhees as a coach?

See just how insane this can get as we get to the bottom of who could craft the best FANTASY TEAM!

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THE BEST SUPERPOWERS

Fri, 11 Jul 2025 14:56:26 GMT

The theaters are packed with superhero bangers. This weekend we get James Gunn's Superman, and next weekend Marvel takes another swing at the first family of comics, the Fantastic Four. But if we were going to have superpowers, which ones would we want to rock. And what are the downsides to these powers?

Jump in as the boys get to the bottom of superpowers,

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How to LIVE FOREVER

Fri, 20 Jun 2025 17:00:31 GMT

There's no such thing as forever, but that isn't stopping the world's billionaires from trying to live that long any ways.

The boys get to the bottom of how to live longer, the desire to live longer, and the overall fear of death.

Let's get to the bottom of living forever!

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Potatoes

Sat, 31 May 2025 17:01:49 GMT

It's about time we tackled one of the most important topics of all times. The potato. Sorry Dan Quayle.

We're talking tater heads, tater salads, chips and fries, and clocks and guns.

WHATS TATERS PRECIOUS

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100 Dudes VS The WORLD

Sat, 10 May 2025 15:47:16 GMT

100 men vs 1 gorilla? That's barely a question, let's break down just how many dudes 100 dudes is, and see how they measure up to all sorts of shit. What do you think could beat 100 dudes in a fight?

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BREAKING KAYFABE

Thu, 17 Apr 2025 00:22:28 GMT

It's Wrestlemania week, and ya bois are headed to Vegas to get stupid. We're also bringing along our new fancy Social Media Championship to put on the line!

This week we're talking kayfabe, we're breaking kayfabe, and predicting who comes out on top at the grandest stage of them all.

Looks like the Bottom Boys are back on top!

Joke-A-Mania LIVES!

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Bobo Solves Climate Change

Sun, 30 Mar 2025 21:44:16 GMT

This weak my gorgeous partner Paul "The Million Bean Man" Shields caught a secondhand case of Ricketts from me. I reached out and found the perfect guest. France's only SPEAKING mime, Bobo.

I'm not sure that he's French, or even a mime, but we try to solve climate change because the wind just keeps blowing over him, regardless of box positioning.

Enjoy my new friend, BOBO.

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JOHN CENA DID NOTHING WRONG

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 13:16:54 GMT

Why do we love it so so much when the good girl goes bad?

Sandra Dee, Anakin Skywalker, and most recently the king of hustle, loyalty and respect...John Cena. He took those wishes and said "Go to hell."

We break down the best goodies turned baddies in fiction and draw a stark contrast to some people IRL

What makes people go bad? Money, power, attention?

All I know is my mans John Cena about to become the 17 time world champ, and Imma root him on.

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Gorilla Marketing

Fri, 07 Mar 2025 18:51:40 GMT

Guys, my boi Matt Keck can't make it to the studio so it's just me Paul "goin solo" Shields.

Never fear though cuz I've got a guest-Gorilla McGillicuddy !!

Join me on my solo voyage, as I do a bang up job or should I say hang up job (cuz monkeys hang, lol) and we get to the Bottom of Gorilla Marketing.

Oh and I may have pushed the wrong button while operating the sound board, so yeah my first solo interview is rock solid.

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Non Verbal Communcation

Fri, 21 Feb 2025 04:08:41 GMT

Is it weird that you can telling exactly what someone is thinking by how they shape their face? A twitch of the eyebrow, a slight raising at the corner of the mouth, even a widening of the eyes. This week we're talking non verbal communication and how important it is to know just exactly what message you're putting out there with people.

From the people's eyebrow to a facial expression Amber "lovingly" calls Cabbage Patching, we talk all forms of verbal and non verbal communication.

Also, Paul let's us in on the super secret language he invented as a kid.

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PSA Graded and Traded

Fri, 07 Feb 2025 18:44:47 GMT

The boys are back and they're hitting the schoolyard with a binder full of cards fresh out of the wax packs.

That's right, we're getting to the bottom of collectibles. From figures, comics, cards, and more, we talk rarity, value, and function.

And it wouldn't be a conversation about collecting if we didn't talk about that fine line between collecting and hoarding.

Do you collect? Do you go out for the thrill of the hunt?

Let's get graded with The Bottom Boys.

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How does Santa get down the Chimney

Wed, 18 Dec 2024 16:46:40 GMT

How does Santa get down the chimney?

What are the limits of his magic?

How fat is he?

Is he human?

LEARN SANTA'S TRUTH ON THE BOTTOM BOYS

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Let's get to the bottom of CRYPTIDS

Sun, 17 Nov 2024 17:56:21 GMT

This episode the boys are joined by old friend, and comic, Jesse Turney. Our search for the Sugar Creek Raccoon Man continues, but in the mean time we discuss all of god's hidden mythical creatures. Mothman, Yeti, Nessie, Chupacabra. Picka a fave and crack a brewski and listen to the boys.

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Paul Has a Ghost

Fri, 18 Oct 2024 15:34:06 GMT

We invite my wife's step dad Jerry on to the show because Jerry is an experienced paranormal investigator and we want to get to the bottom of the afterlife and see if Paul has a ghost in his basement. Join us in meeting our new friend from beyond the grave as we get to the bottom of GHOSTS!

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Top Pop: Is Dr. Pepper the new Number 2?

Thu, 10 Oct 2024 22:08:53 GMT

For our miraculous 35th episode we've pulled out all the pops. We're doing the Pepsi Challenge because Dr Pepper is officially America's number 2 soda. Pepsi dropped to 3, and Coke reigns supreme. But what does Paul, someone who hasn't had a soda in nearly 15 years, think of the blind tastes test?

Let's get to the bottom of BIG SODA!

IF YOU HAVE ANY INFO ON THE RACCOON MAN OF SUGAR CREEK, PLEASE CONTACT OUR NEW EMAIL ADDRESS: RaccoonsTouchTips@gmail.com

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Our Favorite Movie Trilogies

Sat, 21 Sep 2024 15:13:32 GMT

Not gonna lie, we don't necessarily get to the bottom of anything in this one. We just needed a good excuse to talk about movies so we decided to share our top three favorite movie trilogies of all time. Got a trilogy you love? Tell us about it.

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Getting to the Bottom of THE OCEAN

Mon, 26 Aug 2024 15:27:18 GMT

When you spend your scientific career getting to the bottom of stuff, it only makes sense to delve into the murkiest, deepest bottoms you can find. I'm talking the ocean ya musty freaks. E-Money joins us this week to talk scuba, atlantis, shark movies, and why aliens have the same big heads that whales do.

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Sports that would make the Olympics EVEN BETTER

Fri, 02 Aug 2024 13:41:56 GMT

The Olympics are in full swing and Del Iliff is back on the pod helping the boys get to the bottom of which sports that aren't in the Olympics that should be.

Buckle in for a little bruhaha to get your muffin rumbling, and get to the bottom of the future of Olympic sport.

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Did We Fake The Moon Landing?

Wed, 31 Jul 2024 12:23:56 GMT

The boys are getting down and dirty in the moon dust to see whether or not they think we actually landed on the moon. What starts as a firm yes slowly turns into a level of doubt, but where do they end up when getting to the bottom of the moon landing.

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How to defend against the aliens

Fri, 05 Jul 2024 15:07:36 GMT

We know the aliens are here, but now the boys gotta get to the bottom of what to do about it. We talk about hiding, making friends, or even trying really, really hard to intimidate them...but I've seen a bug do that to a bird and just get ate, so maybe a different solution.

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Let's get to the bottom of the Hunger Games

Mon, 17 Jun 2024 12:41:40 GMT

They're making another dang Hunger Games, and this time it is about Woody Harrelson's character Haymitch Abernathy, and his experience in winning the Hunger Games. So if Paul and I got tossed in the dome, how the hell are we going to make it back out? First, we need better odds, maybe an alliance, how hard would it be to get donations? Hop into the Capital's favorite yearly traditon as we volunteer as tribute to join THE HUNGER GAMES

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Cicada Caligula

Wed, 05 Jun 2024 14:13:06 GMT

There are two broods of cicadas coming up together for the first time since the 1800s and these alien shaped, shell shedding, piss machine are here to yell and F&*# so get out of the way!!! Find out why the cicadas are bout to make you their bitch all summer long with ya boiiiiiissssssssssssss

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Talking Roasting with the Former Wendy's Tweeter

Sat, 18 May 2024 19:16:45 GMT

With Netflix having great success with the Roast of Tom Brady, Matt Keck, The former Wendy's Twitter roaster, and Paul Shields break down all things roasting. We talk knowing Nikki Glaser when she first started, who killed and who died, the psychology behind roasting and asking to be roasted, and I beg Netflix to give me a shot on the next one. PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Breaking the Habit

Sat, 04 May 2024 20:33:17 GMT

Today the boys are getting together to talk bad habits. Not like the outfits nuns wear, but like the fact that Matt can't stop biting his fingernails. What do you do? Changing routines? Going cold turkey? Paul has a few ideas that's for sure. Let's talk habits, and let's be bad guys.

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Pet Sounds

Tue, 02 Apr 2024 14:44:39 GMT

The boys are back behind the mics and riffing it up like you wouldn't believe. We talk Matt's new job, Paul's pet goat, dogs, cats, guns, zoos, drugs, and more. We may not get to the bottom, but we're gonna have one helluva time digging!

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Can you be FRIENDS with the opposite sex?

Wed, 06 Mar 2024 17:49:43 GMT

Comedian Sarah O'Sullivan joins the boys with a bit of a conundrum. All of her guy friends keep trying to be more than that. Which leads us to getting to the Bottom of Platonic relationships. Lucky for Sarah the boys have been friends with the girls for ages and have some inside knowledge on how to make it work.

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What would YOU do with a Holodeck

Thu, 29 Feb 2024 04:50:00 GMT

We're out here on the USS Enterprise kicking it with our good pals, comedians Even Christian Goldt and Kasey Famous. Just going warp 9 talking about what we would do if we had access to a holodeck. We also spend a whole lot of time just deckin' around.

Follow along with the boys as we boldly go.

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The Newlywed Game for Valentine's

Wed, 14 Feb 2024 07:50:55 GMT

It's Valentine's Day so the Bottom Boys are putting their relationship to the test against a real relationship. Del and Aimee Iliff are back and ready to show just how much more they love each other than Matt and Paul do. Hey, love is in the air, and I think Del might be right about the rules, but we had a little fun and I hope you do too.

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Superstitions for the SuperBowl

Wed, 07 Feb 2024 12:36:04 GMT

The Kansas City Chiefs are back in the SuperBowl and even though Matt isn't at his peak fandom, he is at peak levels of petty. KC has been through enough and we're happy to be the bad guys, but to stay on top as a monstrous dynasty we HAVE TO WIN. We invited Taylor Schwilling from Pretty Good Enough Studios (YouTube) to join us as we discuss magick, cryptids, superstition, possums, and obviously my future very good friend, Taylor Swift. Also, after this I feel like I need to take Paul to Asia so we can reclaim the inner magic that is rightfully his by birth.

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PLANES ARE FALLING FROM THE SKY

Mon, 29 Jan 2024 20:45:01 GMT

The OG is in the house! Comedy legend Rod Reyes (@hippestoldman) has joined the boys as we get to the bottom of what the heck is happening in the friendly skies. Doors are flying off planes, aliens are attacking Karens, and someone forgot to screw on the damn wings! Grab a few extra tiny bottles of booze and buckle up as Paul Shields and Matt Keck get to the bottom of the top!

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Favorite cheese, or best cheese?

Mon, 22 Jan 2024 15:10:02 GMT

This week the boys are getting to the bottom of the top Cheeses in the world!

Paul has come with some "Facts" per usual, and Del Iliff is back on the pod after his wife did a way better job than him on our Master Traitors Cast!

Let's talk about my favorite food groups and cut the daggum cheese.

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Who Can You Beat in a Fight?

Wed, 10 Jan 2024 23:03:58 GMT

This week the boys get to the bottom of who they could beat in a fight. They discuss fictional characters from across popular culture and decide just exactly who they could take down.

Of course there's baby characters and characters with severe hindrances, but what sitcom dudes could you toast?

Which of The Muppets have your number?

Can you beat JAWS IN A FIGHT?

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2024 New Year's Resolution

Tue, 02 Jan 2024 10:20:47 GMT

In our first podcast of the new year, we sit down and discuss Resolutions. We want to hit the ground running this year and really make some things happens, so hopefully we can accomplish a few of these goals.

We talk losing weight, career goals, comedy goals, house projects, relationships, and we even get some advice from a psychic to see which goals are even worth pursuing.

Who knows, maybe we'll learn Spanish.

Set yourself a couple of goals, Muchacho, and let's get to the bottom of 2024!

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What do you do with a dead body

Mon, 18 Dec 2023 10:20:34 GMT

Someone used the Q&A section on Spotfiy to ask "for a friend" what they should do with a dead body.

We discuss the process of dealing with the death of a loved one, and the options you have, and we also discuss the various nefarious methods a slew of criminals have gotten away with. If death is a trigger for you, I honestly don't know why you would click this episode.

With guest Dennis Chanay joining the boys once again, they're going deep, at least six feet.

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Child Actors

Tue, 12 Dec 2023 10:20:57 GMT

As long as there has been a Hollywood there have been child stars being chewed up and spit out by the machine that is the industry.

We talk the history of child actors, our favorite young actors, compare the outcome of adult careers based on the success of young careers, and of course we talk about the gritty truths around having children do an adult job.

Get a few laughs, and a few sobering moments as the boys go deep with their guest, comedian Dennis Chanay.

Don't miss out!

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What the Heck is a FRUIT

Wed, 22 Nov 2023 14:23:34 GMT

THAT'S IT!

We're sick and tired of people coming over to dinner, pushing their glasses up the bridge of their nose and saying, "Wellllllll, ackshully eggplant is a fruit!"

You think we give a fat, flying F?

I'll tell you what a fuirt is, what a veggie is, and what a god danged berry is because the muther freaking BOTTOM BOYS are getting to the bottom of fruit.

Let's go ya freaks!

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Major Macy's Parade Snubs

Mon, 13 Nov 2023 10:20:18 GMT

It's about time to stuff our turkeys and our freaking faces, so The Boyz invited their old pal, Comedian Tristan Newell to discuss characters that we think have been snubbed from participating in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Stone Cold, Deadpool, Boobs, all American Icons that deserve their time in the sun.

Have a laugh and pass some gas as we ride the BBC into another of America's culturally insensitive holidays.

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Time Travel

Tue, 31 Oct 2023 09:20:38 GMT

We're bending space. we're bending time. Face down, @$$ up that's the why we like to traverse the space-time continuum.

Let's talk movie, multiverses, and type of time travel, where would we time travel, and has it already been discovered?

We also talk to our special expert, Pinky, a consciousness from the future trapped in a 90s Furby.

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A Shopping List for the End of the World

Wed, 18 Oct 2023 09:20:12 GMT

By zombie or bombing or super volcano, one day this beautiful blue rock is going to become an apocalyptic hellscape in which the last surviving humans kill each other over dwindling resources, and if you've watched movies lately, it seems like WE CANT WAIT!

So let's bareback this baby straight to Valhalla, Mad Max! We are going to pick a few things up before we go.

We talk life straws, living in a shack off the grid, catching wildlife in makeshift garbage traps, and whether or not we think we could kill a guy.

Listen to our most off the rails episode yet as the Boys are joined by long time friend Cody Detrick.

It's a hoot and a half, y'all.

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Going Viral

Thu, 05 Oct 2023 09:20:24 GMT

This week, the boys are going viral. No, don't bust out that box of N-95s you're holding onto just in case. We're going viral online.

Matt Keck discusses his experiences with his YouTube hits like the video "I'm a Snake," posting memes on Reddit in the old days, and touches on a few things that happened to him while running the Wendy's Twitter account, including the most retweeted tweet of all time and #NuggsForCarter.

Paul Shields has decided the boys are going to try to go viral at the end of the episode, and stick around for it, because he nearly dies while we're recording.

This week's episode the boys are joined by special guest Josh Jordahl who discusses his new channels @JordahlsDumbVideos, and his initial resistance to posting the type of videos that he really wanted to post.

Ride the BBC with the boys and hold on tight! We're going viral!

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(f)ART

Fri, 15 Sep 2023 09:20:59 GMT

We're going b*lls deep on the artistic process. We talk how we view and define art, our personal histories with art, the line between art and commerce, and the other artists that have inspired our creative process. We also find the most epic and valuable piece of art humanity has ever created.

Thanks for riding the BBC with the boys, and get your pencils out, it's mother freaking art time Flamers.

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Get Smart!

Mon, 04 Sep 2023 09:20:01 GMT

Long time friend of the boys, Brannan Murphy, is in town, so it was time to take on a serious topic. How do we get less dumberer? Who is the dumberest? And can we survive the process of resmarterening?

I think I'm having a stroke.

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UFO-MG!

Thu, 31 Aug 2023 09:00:12 GMT

So it turns out we were all a little wrong making fun of old Cletus and the probe. Apparently aliens are the real damn deal, and Cletus was a victim.

From Project Blue Book to the lights over Stephenville, TX, we shoot the shiznit over ALF and the Mos Eisley gang flying their UFOs or UAPs or whatever you want to call those Roswell skipping saucers.

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The Mandela Effect

Tue, 22 Aug 2023 09:52:02 GMT

Is it Flinstones, or Flintstones? Looney Toons or Looney Tunes? Having a hard time remembering if Mickey Mouse or Curious George had a tail? Can't figure out where to rent that one movie where Sinbad played a genie? You know the one...SHAZAM!

We dive into the mind bending reality that is the Mandela Effect. We talk underpants, movie quotes, quantum immortality, and at the end, we even chat a little UFOs.

Thanks for hanging at the bottom with ya boys.

BOTTOM BOYS OUT.

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The Panda Crisis

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 10:31:33 GMT

Panda's have been Paul's favorite animal for a long time, but that might have to change soon if these absolute doofus animals don't start getting it on.

We're going to get to the bottom of preventing the panda extinction.

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Listicle: Best School Movies

Mon, 31 Jul 2023 22:43:35 GMT

Matt's wife Amber, and long time friend of the boys Del Iliff join the cast for our first list. With Back to School just around the bend, we decided to list out our favorite school movies.

Got a fave we missed, hit us up!

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Simulation Theory

Mon, 24 Jul 2023 18:52:10 GMT

In this episode, The Bottom Boys try getting to the bottom of reality itself by talking about Simulation Theory.

We talk AI, simulations, philosophical nonsense, and Furby. Have some fun, have some laughs, and get lost on the bottom with Matt Keck and Paul Shields.

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Dronkeys

Fri, 30 Jun 2023 17:35:56 GMT

On the debut of The Bottom Boys Cast, Matt Keck and Paul Shields get to the bottom of the first major issue on their list. How in the world do Donkey and Dragon from the Shrek movie franchise procreate? We talk cross species mating, dragon genitals, the truth behind centaurs, and Paul's sordid history with pornographic Fairy Tales.

Follow along with the Bottom Boys Cast as we get to the bottom of damn near everything.

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