The Carl Hutchinson Podcast

Tommy K

Tue, 31 Mar 2026 04:00:00 GMT

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Afternoon Snooze

Tue, 24 Mar 2026 05:00:00 GMT

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Tour Diary II

Tue, 17 Mar 2026 05:00:00 GMT

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Tour Diary

Tue, 10 Mar 2026 05:00:00 GMT

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Cack Blast

Tue, 03 Mar 2026 05:00:00 GMT

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Naked Scales

Tue, 24 Feb 2026 05:00:00 GMT

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Gibside!!!

Tue, 17 Feb 2026 05:00:00 GMT

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The Scotland Run

Tue, 10 Feb 2026 05:00:00 GMT

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Time Casts a Spell

Tue, 03 Feb 2026 05:00:00 GMT

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Cheers Hexham!

Tue, 27 Jan 2026 05:00:00 GMT

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Paul McCafrey

Tue, 20 Jan 2026 05:00:24 GMT

Paul is in Newcastle Gosforth Civic Theatre 13th Feb!

I had issues with my mic so had to use the Mac, so sorry about the sound at my end!

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NCP / NPC

Tue, 13 Jan 2026 05:00:00 GMT

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Fat Nanna

Tue, 06 Jan 2026 05:00:00 GMT

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Happy New Year Happy New Hole

Fri, 02 Jan 2026 23:58:55 GMT

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Everyone OK?

Tue, 30 Dec 2025 05:00:00 GMT

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Warm White

Tue, 23 Dec 2025 05:00:00 GMT

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Let The Man Eat His Goujons

Tue, 16 Dec 2025 05:00:00 GMT

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Before Coffee I Hate People

Tue, 09 Dec 2025 05:00:00 GMT

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I'm Back!

Tue, 02 Dec 2025 05:00:00 GMT

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Sorry! II

Tue, 25 Nov 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Sophie in Leeds tonight and Alice isn't sleeping! Here's an episode from Patreon ep. 10

Sorry everyone!!

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Artisan

Tue, 18 Nov 2025 05:00:00 GMT

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Working Reception

Tue, 11 Nov 2025 05:00:00 GMT

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Movember

Tue, 04 Nov 2025 05:00:00 GMT

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999

Tue, 28 Oct 2025 05:00:00 GMT

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How's The Street?

Tue, 21 Oct 2025 04:00:00 GMT

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Matt Price

Tue, 21 Oct 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Matt Price was so good opening for me in Chelmsford and such a good laugh before the show, enjoy the double episode week!!

Matt shares stories of when we filmed me in a toilet, recording his own special and it going terribly wrong, plus there's a cracking story about a time he worked with Chris Ramsey that's had me laughing all week.

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Hello Ma

Tue, 14 Oct 2025 04:00:00 GMT

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Gwaaa

Tue, 07 Oct 2025 04:00:00 GMT

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Doncaster Racecourse

Tue, 30 Sep 2025 04:00:00 GMT

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The Funeral

Tue, 23 Sep 2025 04:00:00 GMT

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Gavin Webster

Tue, 16 Sep 2025 04:00:00 GMT

I was lucky enough to have Gavin Webster open for me at Durham Gala Theatre Night 1. A comedian I've always looked up to and have a lot of respect for, I managed to get him onto the podcast too, ending minutes before he was due on stage. Hope you enjoy it!

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Wound Up

Tue, 09 Sep 2025 04:00:00 GMT

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Laman Griffin

Tue, 02 Sep 2025 04:00:00 GMT

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Sorry!

Tue, 26 Aug 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Originally played 30th September 2024

Patreon Ep 2

So sorry everyone!

6 weeks summer holidays, bad family news (don't worry we're all fine) so impossible to record this week. Here's ep 2 from the Patreon. See you all next week- this episode is about the one time I hosted BBC One's One Show

Enjoy!

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Forbes

Tue, 19 Aug 2025 04:00:00 GMT

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Jason Cook & Chris Ramsey Part 2

Tue, 12 Aug 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Got us all back together again to celebrate 100 episodes! Thank you all so much for listening! Here's to another 100!

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Patreon Sample (Bonus Track)

Sun, 10 Aug 2025 14:03:59 GMT

Hi there, here's a little sample taken from episode 2 & 3 of the Patreon.

There's currently 22 episodes there all 30 minutes or longer. £3 / month and no adverts.

2 new episodes every month as well as additional stand up content.

Patreon.com/CarlHutchinson

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Plus VAT

Tue, 05 Aug 2025 04:00:00 GMT

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Prince of Darfness

Tue, 29 Jul 2025 04:00:00 GMT

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Cat Guy

Tue, 22 Jul 2025 04:00:00 GMT

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CACK

Tue, 15 Jul 2025 04:00:00 GMT

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You Can Call Me Paul

Tue, 08 Jul 2025 04:00:00 GMT

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Standards

Tue, 01 Jul 2025 04:00:00 GMT

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The Dad Race

Tue, 24 Jun 2025 04:00:00 GMT

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I'm Not Exactly Shawaw

Tue, 17 Jun 2025 04:00:00 GMT

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Lovely Day

Tue, 10 Jun 2025 04:00:00 GMT

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Room 720

Tue, 03 Jun 2025 04:00:00 GMT

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Dave Batista, Paul Scholes

Tue, 27 May 2025 04:00:00 GMT

To be clear, these are not the guests of the show

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Centre Parcs

Tue, 20 May 2025 04:00:00 GMT

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Jason Cook & Chris Ramsey

Tue, 13 May 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Finally got all of us in room, laughed my head off throughout, hope you do too!

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Ray Bradshaw

Tue, 06 May 2025 04:00:00 GMT

While Carl is at Birmingham Glee, he gets in his old mate and fellow comedian Ray Bradshaw for a nice catch up.

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Pink Pony Club

Tue, 29 Apr 2025 04:00:00 GMT

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Still Crazy After All These Years

Tue, 22 Apr 2025 04:00:00 GMT

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Paving Slabs

Tue, 15 Apr 2025 04:00:00 GMT

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Manky Sh*te Club

Tue, 08 Apr 2025 04:00:00 GMT

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Memory Lane

Tue, 01 Apr 2025 04:00:00 GMT

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Stop Playing With The Curtains

Tue, 25 Mar 2025 05:00:00 GMT

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Boomers

Tue, 18 Mar 2025 05:00:00 GMT

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Apology to Graham

Tue, 11 Mar 2025 05:00:00 GMT

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No Breakfast

Tue, 04 Mar 2025 05:00:00 GMT

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Time Life Classics

Tue, 25 Feb 2025 05:00:00 GMT

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Chop Chop

Tue, 18 Feb 2025 05:00:00 GMT

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Peter's Deed!

Tue, 11 Feb 2025 05:00:00 GMT

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Cakka Poo!

Tue, 04 Feb 2025 05:00:00 GMT

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Nee Claires

Tue, 28 Jan 2025 05:00:00 GMT

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2 Gin & Tonics Please

Tue, 21 Jan 2025 05:00:00 GMT

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It's Your Fault I'm Fat As Fcuk

Tue, 14 Jan 2025 05:00:00 GMT

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I hate the Metro

Tue, 07 Jan 2025 05:30:41 GMT

Hi everyone, a bit shorter than usual, didn't have time to edit so sorry if a few extra 'mmms' etc

Back to normal next week :)

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Ring Rash Express

Tue, 31 Dec 2024 05:30:12 GMT

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Merry P*ssmas

Tue, 24 Dec 2024 05:00:56 GMT

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What is my life?

Tue, 17 Dec 2024 05:00:18 GMT

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Gaps in Service

Tue, 10 Dec 2024 05:00:51 GMT

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RIP Stafford Pizza Express

Tue, 03 Dec 2024 05:00:27 GMT

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Little Bit O' Quiche

Tue, 26 Nov 2024 05:00:43 GMT

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A Front Cotton Stretch

Tue, 19 Nov 2024 05:00:15 GMT

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Save the Pumpkins

Tue, 12 Nov 2024 05:00:53 GMT

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Cheers Glasgow!

Tue, 05 Nov 2024 05:00:18 GMT

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Beef Cheeks

Tue, 29 Oct 2024 05:00:46 GMT

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Hot n Crispy

Tue, 22 Oct 2024 04:00:16 GMT

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Hail Viktor!

Tue, 15 Oct 2024 04:00:30 GMT

Fire by the side of the track!

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Nothing wrong with a Blackberry

Tue, 08 Oct 2024 04:00:36 GMT

Carl's been busy on the road and gets time to respond to being a bad housemate.

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Eyes on the Road

Tue, 01 Oct 2024 04:00:25 GMT

House, Road Rage, Birthdays & Emails.

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B for the Gs

Tue, 24 Sep 2024 04:00:00 GMT

Kebabs and an argument.

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I Respect Jermain Defoe

Tue, 17 Sep 2024 04:00:23 GMT

Bad gigs & a zebra crossing.

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1 Year Old!

Tue, 10 Sep 2024 04:00:02 GMT

The podcast is 1 year old! Thank you all so much for the 150k downloads!!

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Mr. Pervert

Tue, 03 Sep 2024 04:00:06 GMT

Got hacked again!

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Tea Towel

Tue, 27 Aug 2024 04:00:09 GMT

Lily's birthday & school tales.

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Old Willy

Tue, 20 Aug 2024 04:00:43 GMT

Prank phone calls and breakfast in bed.

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The 6 Weeks

Tue, 13 Aug 2024 04:00:16 GMT

Annoying Sophie and not napping with Lily

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Pleah

Tue, 06 Aug 2024 04:00:14 GMT

Slippers, back rest, failed MOT & a dog at a funeral.

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And that's The Bottom Line!

Tue, 30 Jul 2024 04:00:34 GMT

Music, Tennis, Glasgow & Sausage Sandwiches.

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Ham & Jam

Tue, 23 Jul 2024 04:00:00 GMT

Bad food habits, subtitles, accents & birthday hassle.

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Full Moon & Bonfire Night

Tue, 16 Jul 2024 04:00:12 GMT

Holiday tales.

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Weeeeee

Tue, 09 Jul 2024 04:00:25 GMT

Sneezing, Cycling & Swimming

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Bin Day

Tue, 02 Jul 2024 04:00:30 GMT

Carl laughs about old school memories.

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Who are you?

Tue, 25 Jun 2024 04:00:40 GMT

Paper round, music, holidays & presents.

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German Jan

Tue, 18 Jun 2024 04:00:56 GMT

Carl reflects on fathers day & his holiday.

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I Just Said That!

Tue, 11 Jun 2024 04:00:47 GMT

Plane behaviour and past gig stories.

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Bruce Springsteen - The Review

Tue, 04 Jun 2024 04:00:18 GMT

Carl talks about his experience of the Bruce Springsteen concert at The Stadium of Light.

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Didn't let it affect us...

Tue, 28 May 2024 04:00:58 GMT

Carl hates everyone, including Magaluf & ibiza.

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Toon! Scum!

Tue, 21 May 2024 04:00:55 GMT

Bruce Springsteen, birds in the house & the grass needs cut.

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After I've Had These

Tue, 14 May 2024 04:00:35 GMT

Carl saw the funniest thing in his life, ever.

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Everybody Get Stuffed

Tue, 07 May 2024 04:00:26 GMT

Carl kind of cracks up at the end.

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It's Not, Man

Tue, 30 Apr 2024 04:00:43 GMT

Trip to Scotland & a couple of emails

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Lost the Class

Tue, 23 Apr 2024 04:00:20 GMT

Carl reflects on a busy week at home.

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Half Term

Tue, 16 Apr 2024 04:00:05 GMT

Trampoline park during half term, school memories & Lily will have a willy when she's older.

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Bit 'O' Filler

Tue, 09 Apr 2024 04:00:29 GMT

Carl went for a curry and sacked off the gym.

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Bite Nose to Spite Face

Tue, 02 Apr 2024 04:00:47 GMT

Asda, Sophie & People who like Cars.

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Day Use

Tue, 26 Mar 2024 05:00:36 GMT

Carl tries to record in a hotel to avoid building work.

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The Parcel on Harrowgate Hill

Tue, 19 Mar 2024 08:50:07 GMT

Carl almost closed the pool down for the morning while swimming with his daughter.

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Face Fulla P*ss

Tue, 12 Mar 2024 05:00:31 GMT

Carl embraces the dark side.

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Ode to Jan

Tue, 05 Mar 2024 05:00:41 GMT

Carl was wronged in the soft play car park

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Mr. Bean

Tue, 27 Feb 2024 05:00:11 GMT

Carl tells more stories about being a comedian, irregular bowel movements & is quite philosophical about some bad news.

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Barney Rooney?!

Tue, 20 Feb 2024 05:00:45 GMT

Carl talks about people getting ran over in Liverpool, music & introducing...BARNEY ROONEY!

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Jonny & his fat mate Dave

Tue, 13 Feb 2024 05:00:41 GMT

Carl recalls stories of open mic competitions, family & hotels.

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Mackerel (The Defence rests)

Tue, 06 Feb 2024 05:00:20 GMT

Carl defends himself against a certain Mackerel allegation.

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10 Seconds

Tue, 30 Jan 2024 05:00:04 GMT

Carl celebrates 20 episodes, reflects on the new show and old stuff.

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Out with the old

Tue, 23 Jan 2024 05:00:04 GMT

Carl goes through some pieces of stand up material that didn't make the cut.

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Fiddler on the Roof

Tue, 16 Jan 2024 05:00:07 GMT

Carl gives advice to new comedians and shares a couple of near death experiences.

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Sloppeh Giuseppeh

Tue, 09 Jan 2024 05:00:10 GMT

Carl reminiscences about Wet n Wild & Wimpy.

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The name's slags...old slags.

Tue, 02 Jan 2024 05:00:45 GMT

Carl went to a James Bond night, having never seen a James Bond film before.

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Donny! Scunny!

Tue, 26 Dec 2023 05:00:24 GMT

Carl in his own way, ashes you all a merry Christmas.

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Little Stocking Filler! (BONUS TRACK)

Fri, 22 Dec 2023 13:18:59 GMT

MERRY CHRISTMAS! Carl's been to Asda and has to tell you about it.

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Waiters are people too

Tue, 19 Dec 2023 05:00:13 GMT

Carl talks about a very busy five days.

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Clive, he's from Greece!

Tue, 12 Dec 2023 05:00:24 GMT

Carl was apparently rude to the staff at a restaurant, gives an honest appraisal of his dad skills & shares a funny stag-do story.

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Scan the Bag

Tue, 05 Dec 2023 05:00:35 GMT

Carl thanks the people of Newcastle who came to the shows, laments a simpler time of self-service & regrets an interaction with a bus driver.

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Mr. World Wide

Tue, 28 Nov 2023 05:00:06 GMT

Carl is annoyed by a neighbour, tells a story of a dog poo stakeout & how he annoyed a few people in Kuala Lumpur airport.

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Little Jean

Tue, 21 Nov 2023 05:00:11 GMT

Carl shares some important restaurant tips, more bad gig stories & reveals why he never got a job at a cinema.

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Tanned Me Curry

Tue, 14 Nov 2023 05:00:40 GMT

Carl talks about his early check in, bad gigs & a curry he'll never forget.

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Cool Dudes

Tue, 07 Nov 2023 05:00:34 GMT

Carl explains why he didn't get many trick or treaters, his dislike for fireworks & people who complain about service stations.

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No Right Turn

Tue, 31 Oct 2023 05:00:46 GMT

Carl was at home this week, he went to the soft play, pumpkin picking and learned why so many cars have been beeping at him for the last few weeks.

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New Mortgage?!

Tue, 24 Oct 2023 04:00:34 GMT

Carl was hacked this week, danced to the monster mash and got a new mortgage.

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Don't be slagging off Timpson!

Tue, 17 Oct 2023 04:00:43 GMT

Carl discusses his flack on TikTok for having a go at Timpson, getting a chase as an adult & a rather gross bloke in Poole.

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That's what you get!

Tue, 10 Oct 2023 04:00:00 GMT

Carl talks about pumping and the word's different meanings, going on holiday with a 2 year old and getting into an argument with an 11 year old.

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Ya Da Loves Savage Garden

Tue, 03 Oct 2023 04:00:00 GMT

Carl talks about a very Yorkshire brothel, not being allowed to eat McDonalds in his own house, school graffiti & school pranks.

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The Janitor

Tue, 26 Sep 2023 04:00:00 GMT

Carl talks about nights out as a teenager, a subway incident, people who swim backstroke and the time he was a janitor.

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Chicken Fajitas

Tue, 19 Sep 2023 04:00:00 GMT

Carl Hutchinson is a stand up comedian who is sick of being bored in hotels. Here's episode 1 of his podcast. Join Carl as he talks about a car accident, blocking a hotel toilet, crisps & throwing chicken fajita water out of a seven story flat.

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