The Daft Lad Podcast

Ep 10 Harry Potter And The Rescripted Stone

Fri, 15 Sep 2023 06:00:30 GMT

Jimmy has been sent the Alternative (DAFT) intro to The Philosopher's Stone. Impressions of Harry Potter, Dudley, Uncle Vernon, Aunt Petunia and the Snake.... You do not want to miss the SERIES 2 FINALE!!!!

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Ep 9 A Daft Spew

Fri, 01 Sep 2023 06:00:45 GMT

Jimmy shares his 18 year record spew story and Funniest Theory Test Questions and Answer. Also Jimmy tells us about how Primark will be doing bus seat pattern t shirts and how eating Pasta pre boiled will fill you faster as it expands in the stomach.The 2nd to last episode of Series 2!

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Ep 8 Wind Turbines Scare Me

Fri, 18 Aug 2023 06:00:04 GMT

Jimmy talks about having an Escape Room in Airports, and a venue and Ten Pin Bowling. Also he questions why people are showering and brushing their teeth in the shower so I`m gonna start applying Blue Lynx to th Crack Of Doom to save time then. It is a daft episode this also watch your ears for one loud banger.

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Ep7 Secondary School Nostalgia Part 2

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 06:00:25 GMT

Following on from a Series 2 Episode, here is more daft and relatable College stories from Jimmy. Some absolute bangers for you all with the standard Daft crap like in every episode! Enjoy this one because everyone can relate!

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Ep 6 Lasagne Is Just Pasta Cake

Fri, 14 Jul 2023 06:00:23 GMT

Jimmy chats about how crabs must think fish can fly. Also how teachers breath smell`s like Wood Filler. And just a shit tonne of daft stuff we can all relate too!

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Ep 5 BEST MCDONALD`S INVENTION EVER!

Fri, 30 Jun 2023 06:00:25 GMT

Jimmy has his Mcdonald`s Bar idea get your sauces on tap. Jimmy asks the question how much paint would you need to make the wall noticeably bigger. He also asks the question about drink and driving but you are allowed 1 pint, why can`t you have that pint in the car. So many daft questions are asked that probably have to answers but that is the beauty of The Daft Lad Podcast!

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Ep 4 Worried Farts And Fireworks

Fri, 16 Jun 2023 06:00:39 GMT

Jimmy asks questions like "Can You Buy A Car On Klarna?" Plus a round of fun Urban Dictionary Words, and funny stories from setting off fireworks and going to Comic Con!

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Ep 3 Is Cereal A Desert?

Fri, 02 Jun 2023 06:00:39 GMT

immy has an absolute throwback talking about the TV Show Deal or no Deal, taking the piss out of that wonderful host Noel Edmonds. Pure blonde skunk that lad. Also have daft laugh about those people who message you on Instagram wanting to promote followers, FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFF. And loads more for your ears

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Ep 2 Starter`s Are Better Than Mains

Fri, 19 May 2023 06:00:20 GMT

Jimmy gets angry at DJ`s and says all they need is Quicktime Player and an Aux Lead. Also mentions how he`s never seen anyone warm up Cheesecake... But mainly has a daft laugh about how Starter`s are way better than mains and that Cold Deserts are better than Warm Deserts so deal with it this daft lad has right opinions

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Ep 1 Facebook Marketplace Selling Fingers

Fri, 05 May 2023 06:00:18 GMT

SERIES 2 IS HERE! How about the weirdest things to be sold on Facebook and Jimmy chats about how Oasis gives you mouth Acne. And that is nothing just wait until he starts chatting shit about the best shaped Plasters, and you get to here from Desmond Motorhome for the first time woooooooooooow

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SERIES 2 ANNOUNCEMENT!

Wed, 03 May 2023 06:00:30 GMT

SERIES 2 IS BACK! Friday 5th Of May 2023 at 7am UK time Episode 1 will be out.

Every two Friday`s a new episode will drop.

You can watch any Episode on Youtube here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r16pNnxfxvY&list=PLCMmPcnNNiMEBKfXTw1mRI5Jl_HrPnFAs

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HAPPY DAFTMAS

Fri, 16 Dec 2022 00:00:31 GMT

THE DAFTEST CHRISTMAS IN THE LAND! Welcome to the most stupid 27 minutes of your life. Talking all Christmas day routines we can all relate too, and controversial topics like "Christmas Cake tastes like troll Shit" and "WHICH TUB OF CHOCOLATE IS THE BEST". And a whole load of crap and daft banter to fill your wellies, just like snow does when your sledging through the market place on a bin lid.

Happy Christmas, lets send it.

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Christmas Special Teaser OUT FRIDAY!

Wed, 14 Dec 2022 10:00:55 GMT

A little teaser for Fridays Daft Lad Christmas Special! Available to stream from MIDNIGHT Friday 16th December 2022!

You have no idea what to expect from this episode it is truly so damn stupid. enjoy

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Ep 15 SERIES 1 FINALE AT THE DENTIST

Fri, 15 Jul 2022 06:00:08 GMT

Full send Dentist banter with Zac Snikket in the Series 1 finale. The most relatable Dentist trip in your ears that everyone has been through! We tell the homophobic t***s to f**k off and talk about Birthday's on Facebook and my Birthday last week! And we take me hairdresser to Mordor for a trust session!

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Ep 14 Busking On A Plane

Fri, 01 Jul 2022 06:00:19 GMT

Where are the best places to busk? A Plane? Taxi? This is the 2nd to last episode of Season 1 is this audio!! Jimmy smashes out some classic True of False questions! Jimmy tells you how the best biscuits are Jammie Dodgers because of that pinch of salt on the top biscuit! And Jimmy has a datt laugh about the most relatable thing ever which is, listening to a song in your head and getting goosebumps because our imagining your the singer of that band playing to 90,000 people and then while your in the zone, someone distracts you and RUINS THE MOMENT!!

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Ep 13 Birthday`s On Facebook Aren`t The Same Anymore :(

Fri, 17 Jun 2022 06:00:24 GMT

"Thank you for my birthday messages" - Definition: SOMEONE WHO WANTS MORE ATTENITION and wants more birthday messages in the comment of that status!!!!

Yep Jimmy says it as it is on the whole Birthday Facebook Situation which we can all relate too!! Also for anyone who drives a car, how about the most relatable banter us drivers can have from Jimmy talking about how everyone feels like they are getting judged for having their wind screen wipers on full speed, how a 3 car roundabout becomes a stand off, and lastly Jimmy thinks anyone with a Kindle is a ****

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Ep 12 DJ... DJ... I FOUND THE KEYBOARD FROM COLLEGE!

Fri, 27 May 2022 06:00:16 GMT

Who remembers those keyboards from music class with the sound effects everyone would spam the whole lesson? Well I found every sound effect from that keyboard so you NEED to get this podcast in your lobes! Plus some banter stories that we can all relate to from Primary School!!!!!

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Ep 11 Adding Swear Words To Disney Lines

Fri, 20 May 2022 06:00:57 GMT

“Where’s my team, Darbus? (notices Troy and Chad in a tree on stage) What the f*** are those two doing in a tree?” Just one of the daft lines from this episode, we have angry banter at people who put salt in their pasta, people who sell pasta for 8 quid, and we look at some of the best/funny Restaurant and Fish and Chip shop pun names!!!!

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Ep 10 Uppercutting The Go Ape Staff

Fri, 06 May 2022 06:00:31 GMT

Join Jimmy as he dropkicks a sirloin steak in Mothercare and asks the question " Time freezes for 48 hours, and your the only one unaffected, what do you choose to do?" Ding dong what a question, also the Urban Dictionary segment comes back looking at the coolest/funniest words! FULL SEND DAFT IT IS!

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Ep 9 Adding Swear Words To Harry Potter Lines

Fri, 29 Apr 2022 06:00:56 GMT

"Can we find all this in London?" If you know where to F**K! Join Jimmy as he thinks the Alchemist is Snapes Potion class after hours. The new segment right at the start of the episode you will love! Also more funny stories from College and very funny stories from times out in Leeds, with all the added daft lad stuff and thannngsssss!

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Ep 8 Gaviscon Ice Cream

Fri, 22 Apr 2022 06:27:32 GMT

Triple Gaviscon Brownie? Sticky Gavi Pudding? Gaviscon Cheesecake? Johnny Chango with the Mango makes an appearance this episode, Also how about a meal for 2 at your local petrol station? I basically talk shit as usual that everyone can relate too. Simple as that. Have a good 1

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Ep 7 Rating Uk Shops

Fri, 15 Apr 2022 06:00:56 GMT

Getting held at gunpoint for a Lush bath Nuke. WHSMITH is a landmark more than a shop. I rate Sports Direct, HMV, GAME and lots more in this daft edition of the DAFTEST PODCAST AROUND! Plus a new segment ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo??

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Ep 6 Is HP Sauce Brake Fluid?

Fri, 08 Apr 2022 06:00:17 GMT

WHO KNEW YOGURT HAS LACTIC ACID IN IT? A spoonful of cramp is it..... In this episode Jamie has a serious chat about which chocolate bar is superior, and how Jamie drives past the same house everyday at the same time and it always smells or Cheese and Onion Pasty!!!! A classic daft episode, enjoy you tasty humans

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Ep 5 Declining Drugs In KFC On A School Trip

Fri, 01 Apr 2022 06:00:59 GMT

How about some hilarious stories from Sixth Form and College! Where i did go on a School Trip in Year 10 and get asked if i wanted some dib dab sherbet in a KFC. Also some Harry Potter Professor Lupin banter with Lupin healing students with a slab of chocolate! And finally, a new segment called "QUESTION ME OFF" to really hurt your brains on this day

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Ep 4 Primark's Pick N Mix Pants

Fri, 25 Mar 2022 07:00:18 GMT

How about some top notch Primark Banter and stories about how i got into someone else's car by mistake at Ten Pin Bowling! Plus we have another YEET OR VEET segment for the Stranger Things Cast!! Plus some absolute relatable life experiences we have all had about people who love the weather and Covid updates too much!!!

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Ep 3 Mcdonald's Collab With Slug & Lettuce

Fri, 18 Mar 2022 07:00:45 GMT

In this episode Jamie talks about his experiences at Slug & Lettuce! Those 2 for 1 cocktails ohhhhhhh yes! Also imagine a MC SLUG in McDonald's! THE NEW SEGMENT YEET OR VEET IS INTRODUCED!

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Ep 2 That's My Acne Peloton Boy!

Fri, 11 Mar 2022 07:00:20 GMT

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE WHO ARE SPENDING 2 GRAND ON A PELOTON BIKE WHEN YOU CAN GO TO ARGOS FOR AN UNSTATIONARY BIKE FOR £20? ALSO PELOTON ADVERTS ARE GRIM AS F***! THE NEW SEGMENT GUESS THE IMPRESSION HAS IT'S DEBUT! ALSO SOME TASTY EMAILS WERE READ!

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Ep 1 I Love Brian's Cox

Mon, 28 Feb 2022 19:37:16 GMT

Just how fantastic is Brian's Hair? Do shops sell Frozen Calzone Pizzas? Can I get you to stop listening to the podcast by shaking cutlery toward the microphone? What is an Italian Frisbee? EMAIL ME QUESTIONS! THEDAFTLADPODCAST@GMAIL.COM

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