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			<title>Episode 6 - Doctors, Daleks and Christmas dinners</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Dec 2024 15:16:54 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Episode 5 - Parks, Pipes and Dodgy cabinets</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 15 Nov 2024 14:37:18 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Episode 4 - Bats, Bikes and Botham</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 09 Nov 2024 11:58:26 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Episode 3 - Garbage, Bears and Parky</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 03 Nov 2024 18:18:02 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Episode 2 - AI doctors, Tomato lights, Tigers and Trump </title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 25 Oct 2024 16:42:10 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Episode 1 - Rockets, rubbish, hacking and wine</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 18 Oct 2024 16:12:02 GMT</pubDate>
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