They chat about their new housemate Selina, who’s slotted seamlessly into The Coddiwomplers crew. After being well and truly initiated into the realities of Perth life (including getting scammed when they first arrived), Beverly and Lorna step up to help Selina buy her first car - armed with hard-earned wisdom from FIFO life, pre-starts, and never being fooled twice.

This week, the conversation takes a deeper turn as the girls dive into menstrual cycles and contraception, sparked by Lorna’s going to get her Mirena coil removed (but was convinced by the doctor to leave it in) opening up an honest, unfiltered chat about bodies, hormones, and everything in between.

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Lorna takes us through her wild trip to the UAE. What started as an unreal experience quickly turned into something straight out of a movie. Think missiles overhead during lunch, midnight emergency alerts, cancelled flights, and a last-minute dash to the airport to make it back to Australia in time for Pitch Festival… chaos doesn’t even cover it.

From there, it’s all about Pitch - the music, the moments, and the magic of being surrounded by your people. The girls relive the weekend, from top-tier tunes to fully embracing their inner child (Stuck in the Mud made a comeback)

They also dive into the differences between Aussie and Irish festival culture, sharing their best tips for a smooth, stress-free experience: tip number one : get the camper van.

Expect laughter, a bit of madness, and stories you won’t forget anytime soon.

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The girls were actually shocked to see Kyle fully clothed for this recording — mainly because the last two times they ran into him, both he and Beverly were letting it all hang out on stage during some very memorable comedy shows!

Expect chaos, honesty, and plenty of laughs as Kyle dives into stories from his life in comedy and how he got dared to perform his first gig to now making a full time living out of it, shares some surprisingly solid (but also questionable) advice for anyone thinking of getting on stage, and gets real about relationships, sex (would it even be a TOTGA podcast without mentioning this), and everything in between.

Find Kyle on social media (mostly to see his ginger Afro):

@lebronjamesofcomedy

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Lorna confesses that when she first started, she fully planned to climb the construction ladder and become a superintendent which had Beverly in stitches. Are you for real girl?

They crack up remembering the time Bev told Lorna the wrong name of the new girl on site and Lorna confidently called her that name over the two-way all day long. The commitment. The chaos. An actual skit.

Safe to say… the girls absolutely LOST THEIR MARBLES on that job. Beverly shares the time she kicked a wall out of pure frustration, and Lorna opens up about snapping at the guy she was seeing for separating her and Bev at work. Heads were LOST!

This episode is packed with laughter, unhinged memories, and stories from the wildest site they ever worked on.

We hope you love listening to it as much as the girls loved recording it

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The girls are BACK from work together for the last time. Yes, Lorna actually went up for work after being told she couldn’t go last week. Things move FAST around here and she QUAT! End of an era but nothing will break the friendship of these two.

The girls start the day at Meraki Pilates and talk about the magic and importance of real sisterhood. When you’re surrounded by driven, ambitious women, you can’t help but level up. Energy is contagious so choose a circle that pushes you higher and dream big Squirrels! 

TRIGGER WARNING:

In today’s episode, the girls get into some darker topics and unpack what’s happening in the world right now. It’s a heavy one. They share what’s been flooding their algorithms, talk through some hard truths, and try to bring a little clarity to the chaos. 

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Then… the bombshell. Lorna is officially leaving FIFOland because she QUAAAAAT. The end of an era. Crazy!! She’s Dubai-bound before making the big move to Sydney by herself but don’t panic Squirrels the podcast isn’t going anywhere.

Bev spills the tea on her Valentine’s date with Steven where she felt like the baddest bitch in town and casually mentions she smashed yet another Naked Comedy gig (honestly, the biggest balls of anyone we know).

The girls recap their chaos-filled adventures with the gang which included sandboarding in Lancelin, a pirate themed bar and Fringe World’s Pleasure Island.

To top it off? A call mid record from their supervisor that flips Lorna’s final week upside down. Proof that life can change at the drop of a hat.

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Somehow, Zyzz is the first topic of the day and yes, the question is asked: “Are you mirin’, bruh?”

Bev shares her experience performing in the Naked Comedy Show for the second year in a row. If she can get up on stage with tits and clit out then she can truly do anything and honestly, we’re taking notes.

Lorna recounts what may have been the worst massage of her life. $99 to be aggressively pinched for an hour by a woman dressed like a sexy scientist. Trauma or comedy? You decide. All for the sake of the podcast squirrels 🐿️ 

The Year of the Fire Horse officially begins today and the girls break down the fiery energy ahead along with 5 powerful things you can do today to align yourself and make the most of this Chinese new year! 

Grounded… chaotic… enlightened… unhinged.

Just another episode with the ones that got away 💅

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The girls just did their Perth Fringe show… and it SOLD OUT… yes you heard us. SOLD. OUT.

They’re still riding the absolute high from the love in the room, the messages before and after, and the unreal support. Honestly… how lucky are they to have this community?!

In this episode, the girls debrief the whole night ; the pre-show nerves, the backstage chaos, the goss, and how the show actually came together. And with the response they got… let’s just say, there might need to be more shows…

Keep your eyes and ears peeled.

Also, the ongoing battle continues: what are we calling our listeners?! Current front-runner: Squirrels 🐿️ (because at the end of the day… we’re just squirrels. ADHD girls unite.) Let us know your opinion!

One more massive thank you to everyone who came, showed love, and made it unforgettable. We cannot wait to see more of you around Australia in the coming months. Wooooo.

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The girls agree the world has officially gone mad, but as Moma Shaza (Lorna’s mom) wisely says: “Fuck ’em, girl.” And just like that… the 2026 mantra is born.

Meanwhile, Beverly discovers her hidden talent as the best yogi “hummer” in class. She also shares the traumatic childhood nose incident that left her with a deviated septum. Damn you, Brandon.

Lorna updates us on the date with the mystery man the psychic predicted… will there be a second date? We shall see. Another potential suitor cancelled on her and let’s just say, the girls are not impressed.

We also read out listener breakup stories and… they are WILD. You girls do not hold back.

To finish, Lorna and Beverly each share three things they’re grateful for and invite you to do the same. From now on, this is how every episode will close.

P. S they’re bringing back the words “dacent” and “scanty”.

And don’t forget…

TWO MORE DAYS UNTIL THE GIRLS’ LIVE SHOW AT PERTH FRINGE.

Get your tickets in the link below 🎟️✨

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The girls attempt the viral owl trend that’s taken over social media… but “who” did it better?

Lorna and Beverly admit they happily live in La La Land especially when drama is unfolding around them and they haven’t a clue what’s going on (they’ll be keeping it that way). Just beep boop bopping through life and having a laugh is their prerogative. 

Lorna follows up on last week’s psychic cliffhanger about her love life and the coincidences are honestly jaw-droppingly WEIRD! 

The girls start unpacking the wild things people do post-breakup, and why heartbreak can send you slightly off the rails. They confess the unhinged things they did after their own breakups and talk about “the septum girl theory”.  

The episode wraps up with Beverly explaining to Lorna what is going on with Beckham family feud and the drama that has the Internet in a chokehold!  

THE GIRLS ARE PERFORMING AT PERTH FRINGE NEXT WEEK 5th FEBRUARY !!!!!

THE RED ROOM, LEEDERVILLE AT 6PM

GET YOUR TICKETS BELOW 🎟️

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The girls walked into the studio this week (very late, as usual) expecting a normal recording… only to find two men already in there. What started as an accidental crossover quickly turned into a future quartet collab with one small problem… profanity is not allowed on the boys’ podcast.

Lorna shares how she was mistakenly identified as the local thief in a pharmacy thanks to a painfully innocent mix-up, while Beverly reveals the shocking story of how she manifested sharting before this week’s podcast recording. Yes. You read that correctly. The girls may be elite manifesters, but this episode proves you really do need to be careful what you wish for. EWWW. BALLBAG.

From there, Lorna takes us through a 2026 manifesting mini-workshop, sharing her top three manifestation techniques and then drops a wild fourth method that most people would never expect… yet it may be one of the most sexy, powerful and potent ways to attract exactly what you desire.

The girls also dive into gratitude, presence, and finding magic in the mundanity of life reminding us that joy doesn’t only live in big moments, but in grocery store aisles, margaritas and ordinary days.

And finally, Beverly tells the story of leaving a book on a train - a moment the girls are convinced was destined to change the life of the stranger who found it… because the universe really does work in weird and wonderful ways.

If you’re in Perth, don’t forget to grab your tickets in the link below for the girl’s live podcast show for the Perth Fringe!

5th Feb at 6pm in the Red Room, Leederville

https://fringeworld.com.au/whats-on/the-ones-that-got-away-live-fw2026

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Sorry Bev and Lorna ghosted you last week… The girls physically weren’t together, and as you know, chaos only works when they're in the same room.

In this first episode of the year, Lorna and Beverly catch up on Christmas and New Year spent on opposite sides of the continent — from magic mushrooms to casually meeting a fella’s parents in New Zealand on a second date... Crazy? Standard behaviour tbh.

We deep dive into the ins and outs of the year with their official review system: Beep Boop BOPS and Beep Boop FLOPS. Expect wild sex stories, questionable decisions, and one VERY unusual night of “show and tell” featuring Beverly, Lorna… and Kate (who is now under speculation that she is AI).

Plus, they introduce one of the newest stars of the show, Heidi, and get hyped for their Perth Fringe show on Feb 5 — tickets are on sale now - link below!

https://fringeworld.com.au/whats-on/the-ones-that-got-away-live-fw2026

Thank you so much for your support so far and the girls can't wait to see what 2026 has in store!! xx

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Lorna spills the tea on how her housemate Kate did her dirty by drinking all the iced coffee and leaving behind nothing but a single, tragic sip of milk. Betrayal at its finest.

The girls take a trip through each month of 2025, reminiscing on a year full of travel, festivals, chaos and having an absolute laugh - basically doing what they do best.

Also, they’ve launched a brand new TikTok with their housemates… The Coddiwomplers 👀

Follow along for the household antics!

thank you so much for all your love and support during 2025! 2026 - LETS FUCKING GOOOO!!!

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Fresh off the flight home from FIFO Land, they share their plane food horror stories - one of them ending up with chocolate boobs (guess who 👀) while the other was left surviving on rations. Bev barely had time to blink before hopping off the plane and heading straight to her comedy gig, still in her work uniform, with urine in her knickers, becoming the first girl to ever go from red dust to the stage at Experimental Comedy Club. 

As if that wasn’t enough, Bev also landed an interview with a journalist from The New York Times - a huge week all round. Iconic behaviour.

This Christmas marks a first for the girls, as they’re spending it apart since moving to Australia — Lorna heading back to Sydney, while Bev stays in Perth and heads off on a camping trip with her fella. The girls get real about Christmas, reminding listeners that it’s okay if you don’t love it - it can be a tough time, and at the end of the day, it is just another day. The girls want to wish you all a happy Christmas and hope Santa comes to all you sexy boys and girls!

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Turning 31 came with cake overload, surprise after surprise, and a full-blown birthday day out — because Lorna and Beverly’s birthdays are only 3 days apart and their housemates understood the assignment.

Things went downhill fast when the girls were blindfolded and dropped somewhere that looked way too much like a HYROX competition (actual nightmare fuel). Thankfully it was NOT HYROX — just The Ninja Academy, tackled in fake nails and blind panic!

Lorna shares being yelled at by a man for wearing shorts and a sports bra on her Menty-B walk (sir, it’s 900 degrees in Perth).

Beverly reveals how she sat through an 8+ hour back tattoo with barely a break, casually dissociating from the pain - a fascinating insight into mindset, endurance and emotional detachment.

They finish by unpacking double standards, things they’re officially too old for, and might accidentally convince you to quit your job.

🎟 Perth Fringe Show

📍 5th Feb, 6pm – The Red Room

https://fringeworld.com.au/whats-on/the-ones-that-got-away-live-fw2026

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A wild dream sends Beverly spiralling into memories of a Bali quad-biking incident that sent her flying onto a bank and landing in the cuntiest way!

The girls chat about why Kate became their housemate due to having her former housemates posting “The Golden House Rules”’ under her bedroom door and go totally off track and try think of what they could dress up as for Halloween. Yes, it’s December and they’re talking about Halloween but better late than never!

The convo spirals into why herpes appear in different areas of the body before they switch gears into our main topic this week: renting.

From reminiscing about their broke student days in Cambridge, to Lorna nearly moving in with a random man off the internet after a 45-minute cycle, to discussing rent prices in major cities around the world.

Beverly reflects on the time where she was living with a family during her time in college and her upbringing making her a domestic goddess, and they wrap with the story of how she secured a house in London (yes… Lost Village strikes again).

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It’s the girls’ final episode of season 1 before they have a little break for their EUROSUMMER!! Lorna looks for advice on a boy she met on a night out that she really fancied - what do you do when a boy airs you on WhatsApp but likes your story on instagram? Is it considered ghosting? She looks to the girls for some help. The girls were meant to get some airport drinkies after the podcast to head home to the motherland but chaos is never too far away - Bev is heading home and Lorna could be travelling to a war zone. Bev’s itinerary for summer is HECTIC & Lorna’s isn’t too far behind it. The girls are also trying to decide on what to call the listeners… the name is to be confirmed! Enjoy the final episode of season 1. We’ll be back soon!! Lots of love x

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The whole weekend sparked the conversation about "confidence" due to that being the main trait they needed to get through it. Lorn talks about her lack of confidence growing up and when the exact moment happened that she came out of her little shell. Beverly also talks us through how she performed in a comedy show... completely naked!! (*she did wear socks though, she wasn't getting those bad boys out without an extra fee! lol)

Would you call yourself a confident person? Listen to the end to Lorna's Top Tips for Confidence ! Enjoy x

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Last year, it was the girls' goal to perform a live show together and they couldn't believe they got the opportunity to get on stage at Perth Fringe on Valentine's Day.

They speak about the evolution of love - from love letters to dating apps, what their favourite love languages are, all about self love (and lack of!), and how learning to love yourself can change your life for the better!

We also get a CRAZY TOP SECRET story from Beverly about nudes (you really had to be there!!)

This episode brings you on a journey with laughter, bad language (apologies in advance!), and topics that get quite deep.

TW: discussion on anorexia nervosa.

Thank you for listening and for all the support so far :)

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They also share their Ins and Outs of 2025 and don't have any filter when it comes to what they think. Come along for the ride and make sure you get checked regularly!!

They are also doing a LIVE PODCAST for Perth Fringe Festival on Valentine's Day - where two single 30 year olds discuss what love is to them and give relationship advice to those who are crazy enough to listen!

9pm in Ronnie Nights in Fremantle - get your tickets now!! (link in bio) x

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Todays topic is the butterfly effect and how one small change can affect the trajectory of your life.

The girls go through their different backgrounds which caused them to meet which lead them to move to Cambridge together at 19 years old which lead them to the raving scene that lead them to find their fave place on earth - a music festival.

This festival changed their whole life! It became the catalyst that pushed them to leave their long term relationships and go travelling and now they're in Australia doing their thing!

All from one small decision...

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