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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Hey my cuckoo-nuts, we&apos;re back with some scatterbrained thoughts this week!!! This week I let you in on the newest party trend I&apos;m creating, along with why social media is not a safe place. I&apos;ll also let you in on why Lionel Richies&apos; &quot;All Night Long&quot; is what the theme of the party will be. Sprinkle in some workplace drama and my insurance trainer shooting her mother-in-law this weekend. Come check me out on Twitch every Thursday for some &quot;Thirsty Thursday&quot; lovin&apos; Queenbebe30 is the name, and let&apos;s put a face to the name!!! Subscribe, rate, and review the podcast and as always LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO!!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>0.33 Hand Job</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back everybody!!!! This week I discuss the legalization of marijuana in New York and how Cuomo has pretty much won back his state. I also discuss lazy professors who don&apos;t grade homework in a timely manner. Let&apos;s talk about the flimsiness of ovens when making cookies versus two pound meatloaves and how I don&apos;t know enough languages. Grab your friends and let&apos;s keep it Cuckoo in 2021!!!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'>https://www.bensound.com</a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back everybody!!!! This week I discuss the legalization of marijuana in New York and how Cuomo has pretty much won back his state. I also discuss lazy professors who don&apos;t grade homework in a timely manner. Let&apos;s talk about the flimsiness of ovens when making cookies versus two pound meatloaves and how I don&apos;t know enough languages. Grab your friends and let&apos;s keep it Cuckoo in 2021!!!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'>https://www.bensound.com</a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Age of Ultra Tampons</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Hey cocomunity we&apos;re back with some fresh, hot content! This week you get to listen to all the background noise that happens where I record for the first portion of the episode. Then of course my tamagotchi starts to mess around and not let me take care of it. But in further news I discuss 28 Weeks Later and Silence of the Lambs. I theorize on the reset button for the U.S.A. and how we should all learn trades while we can. For more cuckoo-ness grab your friends and come have a listen!!! Subscribe, rate and review everywhere you get your music/podcasts and let&apos;s keep it Cuckoo in 2021!!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'>https://www.bensound.com</a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Hey cocomunity we&apos;re back with some fresh, hot content! This week you get to listen to all the background noise that happens where I record for the first portion of the episode. Then of course my tamagotchi starts to mess around and not let me take care of it. But in further news I discuss 28 Weeks Later and Silence of the Lambs. I theorize on the reset button for the U.S.A. and how we should all learn trades while we can. For more cuckoo-ness grab your friends and come have a listen!!! Subscribe, rate and review everywhere you get your music/podcasts and let&apos;s keep it Cuckoo in 2021!!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'>https://www.bensound.com</a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Hero of Nothing/The Widow Experience</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2021 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week let&apos;s get Cuckoo over double bird walkouts, Planet Fitness and their stupid cancellation rules and why the &quot;Early Release&quot; doesn&apos;t exist at my job. I also talk about which cookies are my favorite to fall asleep with and why I currently resent these girl scout cookies. I review the Netflix movie &quot;Death of Me,&quot; and  why I&apos;m never going to Thailand. Also your favorite hostess is back in the gym, Crunch gym to be exact and I tell you about the most expensive toothbrush I&apos;ve ever bought. So let&apos;s do this thang cocomunity and continue to keep it Cuckoo in 2021!!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'>https://www.bensound.com</a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week let&apos;s get Cuckoo over double bird walkouts, Planet Fitness and their stupid cancellation rules and why the &quot;Early Release&quot; doesn&apos;t exist at my job. I also talk about which cookies are my favorite to fall asleep with and why I currently resent these girl scout cookies. I review the Netflix movie &quot;Death of Me,&quot; and  why I&apos;m never going to Thailand. Also your favorite hostess is back in the gym, Crunch gym to be exact and I tell you about the most expensive toothbrush I&apos;ve ever bought. So let&apos;s do this thang cocomunity and continue to keep it Cuckoo in 2021!!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'>https://www.bensound.com</a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Jack the Ripper Theory</title>
			<itunes:title>The Jack the Ripper Theory</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2021 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Hey cocomunity let&apos;s get wild this week!!! This week I discuss the habits of men in power, including the Governor Cuomo shenanigans and the disappearance/murder of Chandra Levy back in the early 2000s. Cancel culture strikes again with Pepe LePew, Lola Bunny and Eminem. I also cover the Chris D&apos;Elia social media hide and seek game and the hope I have for 2021. Also I make a public service announcement to stop making me the logical, responsible one when that&apos;s now who I am in this life, and as always Let&apos;s Get Cuckoo!!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'>https://www.bensound.com</a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Hey cocomunity let&apos;s get wild this week!!! This week I discuss the habits of men in power, including the Governor Cuomo shenanigans and the disappearance/murder of Chandra Levy back in the early 2000s. Cancel culture strikes again with Pepe LePew, Lola Bunny and Eminem. I also cover the Chris D&apos;Elia social media hide and seek game and the hope I have for 2021. Also I make a public service announcement to stop making me the logical, responsible one when that&apos;s now who I am in this life, and as always Let&apos;s Get Cuckoo!!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'>https://www.bensound.com</a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Devil's Laptop]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[The Devil's Laptop]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2021 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Hey cocomunity!!! It&apos;s your new favorite podcast host covering all things horror this week along with welcoming in the springtime month of March! So this week I discuss the Paranormal Activity movies, Mercy Black and the Slenderman stabbing. I tell you my beliefs in spirits, demons and how deja vu ties into it and why you can&apos;t have one without the other. I also discuss some new shows I have been watching as well as tell you about the phone calls I&apos;ve been getting at my current job. I also discuss the Unfriended movies and why you should never take something out of the lost and found. Get your friends together, start packing up your winter clothes and LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'>https://www.bensound.com</a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Hey cocomunity!!! It&apos;s your new favorite podcast host covering all things horror this week along with welcoming in the springtime month of March! So this week I discuss the Paranormal Activity movies, Mercy Black and the Slenderman stabbing. I tell you my beliefs in spirits, demons and how deja vu ties into it and why you can&apos;t have one without the other. I also discuss some new shows I have been watching as well as tell you about the phone calls I&apos;ve been getting at my current job. I also discuss the Unfriended movies and why you should never take something out of the lost and found. Get your friends together, start packing up your winter clothes and LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'>https://www.bensound.com</a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>No Pizza Reward/Eat a D!ck</title>
			<itunes:title>No Pizza Reward/Eat a D!ck</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2021 04:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back to another week of Cuckoo with Coco!!! This week I discuss how I should&apos;ve been a contestant on the price is right. I also delve into some more Gorilla Glue nonsense because this is what society has come to. I also discuss some news surrounding &quot;Grease,&quot; and how cultural societies are different from decade to decade. Stay tuned at the end of the story for a personal story as well. As always guys make sure to grab your friends and some snacks and LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO!!!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back to another week of Cuckoo with Coco!!! This week I discuss how I should&apos;ve been a contestant on the price is right. I also delve into some more Gorilla Glue nonsense because this is what society has come to. I also discuss some news surrounding &quot;Grease,&quot; and how cultural societies are different from decade to decade. Stay tuned at the end of the story for a personal story as well. As always guys make sure to grab your friends and some snacks and LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO!!!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>A Coochie Hair Away</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2021 13:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Happy late Valentine&apos;s Day cocomunity!!! This episode we talk about the follow up on this &quot;Gorilla Glue Challenge,&quot; and the other &quot;challenges&quot; we have experienced in our lifetime. My final experience with my former employer. I explain why my title is such with an example and I compare my trainer to Bailey Sarian (youtuber that does her makeup while telling true crime stories). Let&apos;s get ready for another round of fun and as usual, let&apos;s keep it Cuckoo in 2021!!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Happy late Valentine&apos;s Day cocomunity!!! This episode we talk about the follow up on this &quot;Gorilla Glue Challenge,&quot; and the other &quot;challenges&quot; we have experienced in our lifetime. My final experience with my former employer. I explain why my title is such with an example and I compare my trainer to Bailey Sarian (youtuber that does her makeup while telling true crime stories). Let&apos;s get ready for another round of fun and as usual, let&apos;s keep it Cuckoo in 2021!!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Roaring O's/Petty Behind the Scenes]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2021 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Hey guys!!! This week I give, in excruciating detail, the quick departure of myself from the salon where I worked as a maid. I explain why in certain situations you need 20-year old energy to keep up with pettiness. Let&apos;s also discuss the status of &quot;Gorilla Glue Girl,&quot; and why Kim K. is jealous of her daughter&apos;s talent. I also tell you about my marriage seeking energy in contrast to ex-boyfriend energy. Congrats to my parents on their 15 years of marriage!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Hey guys!!! This week I give, in excruciating detail, the quick departure of myself from the salon where I worked as a maid. I explain why in certain situations you need 20-year old energy to keep up with pettiness. Let&apos;s also discuss the status of &quot;Gorilla Glue Girl,&quot; and why Kim K. is jealous of her daughter&apos;s talent. I also tell you about my marriage seeking energy in contrast to ex-boyfriend energy. Congrats to my parents on their 15 years of marriage!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dry Erase Thugs</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2021 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome welcome cocomunity to another episode of your new favorite podcast!!!! This week I discuss a new method of driving that should prove effective to the &quot;move your ass&quot; aspect of pedestrians. I also tell you why I don&apos;t have fun with salon games and unveil the Bean Hater&apos;s new nickname (don&apos;t worry we added to it, didn&apos;t subtract from it). I give you a script of what you should say to people who ghost you, and what happens when glass shatters in your mind. Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome welcome cocomunity to another episode of your new favorite podcast!!!! This week I discuss a new method of driving that should prove effective to the &quot;move your ass&quot; aspect of pedestrians. I also tell you why I don&apos;t have fun with salon games and unveil the Bean Hater&apos;s new nickname (don&apos;t worry we added to it, didn&apos;t subtract from it). I give you a script of what you should say to people who ghost you, and what happens when glass shatters in your mind. Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Attack of the Allergies</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2021 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Well cocomunity without further delay here&apos;s a new episode for you guys!!!! This episode you get to listen to the smooth, sultry tones while I sufffer through some allergies. I describe how my new job is going and some dreams I have had lately about New York. I also recommend the wildest series I have seen in awhile called, &quot;The Sister,&quot; which is currently on Hulu and how Bob is the new weirdo name for the year. Let&apos;s continue to keep it Cuckoo in 2021!!!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Well cocomunity without further delay here&apos;s a new episode for you guys!!!! This episode you get to listen to the smooth, sultry tones while I sufffer through some allergies. I describe how my new job is going and some dreams I have had lately about New York. I also recommend the wildest series I have seen in awhile called, &quot;The Sister,&quot; which is currently on Hulu and how Bob is the new weirdo name for the year. Let&apos;s continue to keep it Cuckoo in 2021!!!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Schools of Pod</title>
			<itunes:title>Schools of Pod</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2021 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Good day loyal cocomunity we&apos;re back with a brand spankin&apos; new episode!!! Today we discuss Kelly Ripa losing her patience with costar Ryan Seacrest and how a mug should be the bronze prize for these Morning Show quizzes. I tell you guys about how I&apos;m getting into new shows with my down time and how I adult much better lately. To round out the episode, I give a shout out to those special people in my life that have helped make things better/easier for me (yes I get all sentimental for a second). Let&apos;s continue this adventure in 2021 and let&apos;s keep it cuckoo guys!!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Good day loyal cocomunity we&apos;re back with a brand spankin&apos; new episode!!! Today we discuss Kelly Ripa losing her patience with costar Ryan Seacrest and how a mug should be the bronze prize for these Morning Show quizzes. I tell you guys about how I&apos;m getting into new shows with my down time and how I adult much better lately. To round out the episode, I give a shout out to those special people in my life that have helped make things better/easier for me (yes I get all sentimental for a second). Let&apos;s continue this adventure in 2021 and let&apos;s keep it cuckoo guys!!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[A Bangin' 2021 Intro]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[A Bangin' 2021 Intro]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2021 14:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Hello my respectable members of the cocomunity!!! We&apos;re starting 2021 with some new content after last week&apos;s break where I tell you more about the hunt for a job and tell you about the dumbest situations I&apos;ve come across with prospective jobs. I also read word-for-word the most respectful f*** you email I have ever sent regarding a job rejection and how virtual job interviews are life now! Come join us in the cocomunity where we&apos;re KEEPIN&apos; IT CUCKOO in 2021! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Hello my respectable members of the cocomunity!!! We&apos;re starting 2021 with some new content after last week&apos;s break where I tell you more about the hunt for a job and tell you about the dumbest situations I&apos;ve come across with prospective jobs. I also read word-for-word the most respectful f*** you email I have ever sent regarding a job rejection and how virtual job interviews are life now! Come join us in the cocomunity where we&apos;re KEEPIN&apos; IT CUCKOO in 2021! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Rerun #1 of 2021</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2021 21:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Hey cocomunity!!! Due to some much needed family time, I present to you the first rerun of 2021. This episode features Kelsey and Laura as guests (my first ever three person episode) and one of my favorite virtual hangouts. There were some technical difficulties on Kelsey&apos;s end so I hope you enjoy the hilarity of that and I&apos;ll be back next week with some new content.  Best of all it&apos;s never too late to get CUCKOO WITH COCO!!! Music: https://www.bensound.com</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Hey cocomunity!!! Due to some much needed family time, I present to you the first rerun of 2021. This episode features Kelsey and Laura as guests (my first ever three person episode) and one of my favorite virtual hangouts. There were some technical difficulties on Kelsey&apos;s end so I hope you enjoy the hilarity of that and I&apos;ll be back next week with some new content.  Best of all it&apos;s never too late to get CUCKOO WITH COCO!!! Music: https://www.bensound.com</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The 2021 Pre-Clean Up</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2020 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the end of 2020 my cocomunity! We made it!!! This week we continue the job hunt journey as well as discussing why Kelly Ripa and Ryan Seacrest go through so many clothes in a one hour episode of daytime television. I also discuss how difficult it is to prove that you&apos;re a human in Florida and how much paperwork one needs to prove they exist. Elizabeth Bathory&apos;s bloodlust also comes into play when discussing how to stay young and rounding out the episode is watching my mom stalk the roomba in the house. So call your friends, put this podcast up to the phone and LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO!!! Music: https://www.bensound.com</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Big Leap 2020</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Hello from Florida my cocomunity!!! This episode is brought to you in my new digs in Florida. Meanwhile the Bean Hater went to New York to visit his family with his little one and wife. This episode is a little more tamer than my usual flow, I discuss travelling long distance rather than short distance. Surprising my mother for her birthday and how my sister shouldn&apos;t brag about being a good liar. SHOUT OUT TO MY MOM HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Grab your friends, some holiday cheer and LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO!!! Music: https://www.bensound.com</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Hello from Florida my cocomunity!!! This episode is brought to you in my new digs in Florida. Meanwhile the Bean Hater went to New York to visit his family with his little one and wife. This episode is a little more tamer than my usual flow, I discuss travelling long distance rather than short distance. Surprising my mother for her birthday and how my sister shouldn&apos;t brag about being a good liar. SHOUT OUT TO MY MOM HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Grab your friends, some holiday cheer and LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO!!! Music: https://www.bensound.com</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Year Episode/Snowed In Together</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2020 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Hey guys welcome back my cocomunity!!! Today&apos;s episode is located under three blankets and fully suited up in pajamas with a sweater. In any case it&apos;s chilly willy guys and we&apos;re going to break down things having to do with this continuous election and common core math. The snowstorm that slapped New York in the face and how some coworkers act like they&apos;re still in high school (my favorite nemesis to name one). So grab all your blankeys and thermal pj&apos;s and LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Hey guys welcome back my cocomunity!!! Today&apos;s episode is located under three blankets and fully suited up in pajamas with a sweater. In any case it&apos;s chilly willy guys and we&apos;re going to break down things having to do with this continuous election and common core math. The snowstorm that slapped New York in the face and how some coworkers act like they&apos;re still in high school (my favorite nemesis to name one). So grab all your blankeys and thermal pj&apos;s and LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Shining Shimmering Dead Guys</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2020 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back to another episode my cocomunity!! This episode I explain the title (which I&apos;ve never done before) and also why 2020 is restless leg syndrome. I go into detail about the last episode of Grey&apos;s Anatomy and the inappropriate things I hear at work. I bring in a holiday promo in support of a small business owner for Spartan Guard Services (send them a follow on Instagram and Facebook).  Grab your friends, gather round and LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO!!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back to another episode my cocomunity!! This episode I explain the title (which I&apos;ve never done before) and also why 2020 is restless leg syndrome. I go into detail about the last episode of Grey&apos;s Anatomy and the inappropriate things I hear at work. I bring in a holiday promo in support of a small business owner for Spartan Guard Services (send them a follow on Instagram and Facebook).  Grab your friends, gather round and LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO!!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Silence of the COVID</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2020 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>We&apos;re back cocomunity with some fresh kookiness for you!!! Happy late thanksgiving  cocomunity!!! In this episode I discuss thanksgiving&apos;s past, the emptiest parade ever and thanksgiving eve parties. COVID is making a comeback and the year is coming to an end. I discuss social justice warriors and how GOYA is still doing it&apos;s thing. I give some friendly tips as to how to handle issues with friendships/relationships, and we get a little up close and personal with how things have been going with me during this pandemic. So grab your friends (maybe some tissue) and LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO!!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>We&apos;re back cocomunity with some fresh kookiness for you!!! Happy late thanksgiving  cocomunity!!! In this episode I discuss thanksgiving&apos;s past, the emptiest parade ever and thanksgiving eve parties. COVID is making a comeback and the year is coming to an end. I discuss social justice warriors and how GOYA is still doing it&apos;s thing. I give some friendly tips as to how to handle issues with friendships/relationships, and we get a little up close and personal with how things have been going with me during this pandemic. So grab your friends (maybe some tissue) and LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO!!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Rerun #3 Check Out My Mama</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2020 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Hey my loyal cocomunity!! This week in the interest of Thanksgiving,  I give you one of my earlier episodes where my mom comes and chats while visiting me in New York. You see where I get my craziness from and hope you get a lot of laughs at our mother-daughter bond session. Also my mom said afterwards she was nervous speaking with me for others to hear, which I think is ridiculous because she&apos;s amazing. So grab your family gather round with your  turkey and before you pass out from your food coma LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO!!!</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Hey my loyal cocomunity!! This week in the interest of Thanksgiving,  I give you one of my earlier episodes where my mom comes and chats while visiting me in New York. You see where I get my craziness from and hope you get a lot of laughs at our mother-daughter bond session. Also my mom said afterwards she was nervous speaking with me for others to hear, which I think is ridiculous because she&apos;s amazing. So grab your family gather round with your  turkey and before you pass out from your food coma LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO!!!</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The DocBlocker</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2020 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Hey ladies &amp; gents of the cocomunity!!! We&apos;re back with another week of cuckooness as promised. This week I talk about people who color outside the lines, why work has felt like a marathon and how New York needs to get its shit together when it comes to COVID-19 regulations. I also discuss how I don&apos;t know what day it is and you guys finally learn my travels from NY to Tampa and back again. I talk about how the PS3 was my gateway gaming system and how I don&apos;t think &quot;gateway drug&quot; is a good phrase to use ever. Grab your friends and some snacks and LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO!!! Music <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Hey ladies &amp; gents of the cocomunity!!! We&apos;re back with another week of cuckooness as promised. This week I talk about people who color outside the lines, why work has felt like a marathon and how New York needs to get its shit together when it comes to COVID-19 regulations. I also discuss how I don&apos;t know what day it is and you guys finally learn my travels from NY to Tampa and back again. I talk about how the PS3 was my gateway gaming system and how I don&apos;t think &quot;gateway drug&quot; is a good phrase to use ever. Grab your friends and some snacks and LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO!!! Music <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Rerun #2 I Don't Know How to Spell]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Rerun #2 I Don't Know How to Spell]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2020 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Hello  there cocomunity and welcome back for another week of shenanigans!!! Due to traveling and planning things out for the future, we have another rerun. I will return to you guys next week with some new content. This week&apos;s rerun seems to be a fan favorite as I discuss how I don&apos;t know how to spell omelette. You also get a look at what it&apos;s like to work without power in the office and how Siri disrespects my friend&apos;s names when I receive a new text message. Grab some snacks, grab your blankeys and let&apos;s get Cuckoo!!! Music: https://www.bensound.com</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Hello  there cocomunity and welcome back for another week of shenanigans!!! Due to traveling and planning things out for the future, we have another rerun. I will return to you guys next week with some new content. This week&apos;s rerun seems to be a fan favorite as I discuss how I don&apos;t know how to spell omelette. You also get a look at what it&apos;s like to work without power in the office and how Siri disrespects my friend&apos;s names when I receive a new text message. Grab some snacks, grab your blankeys and let&apos;s get Cuckoo!!! Music: https://www.bensound.com</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>From Florida with Love</title>
			<itunes:title>From Florida with Love</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2020 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Cocomunity we are hanging in Florida with my family! Yes this episode has 3 special guests, we have my sister Dee and Beats in the building!!! My brother Will pops in  and says hello, but that&apos;s it. I catch up with my sisters on how their COVID is going and how the masks have affected their daily routine. We discuss fashion in their generation and video games we enjoy and there&apos;s a spoiler on the Dark Pictures Anthology: Little Hope in there. Come catch up with my family and I, but most importantly LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO!!!!!  Music <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Cocomunity we are hanging in Florida with my family! Yes this episode has 3 special guests, we have my sister Dee and Beats in the building!!! My brother Will pops in  and says hello, but that&apos;s it. I catch up with my sisters on how their COVID is going and how the masks have affected their daily routine. We discuss fashion in their generation and video games we enjoy and there&apos;s a spoiler on the Dark Pictures Anthology: Little Hope in there. Come catch up with my family and I, but most importantly LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO!!!!!  Music <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>A Cuckoo Halloween</title>
			<itunes:title>A Cuckoo Halloween</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2020 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back  to another week of Cuckoo with Coco my cocomunity!!! This week let&apos;s talk about ghost experiences and  Laura being a scaredy-cat on our trip to Salem a few years ago. I go cuckoo over the  scale at the doctor&apos;s office and how much of a liar it is. I discuss my grandfather, whether substance abuse is a disease  and where I fall on that subject.   I also tell you what island I belong  on in the future and why ageism exists. Grab your friends, marshmallows, gather round the fire and LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO!!! Music <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back  to another week of Cuckoo with Coco my cocomunity!!! This week let&apos;s talk about ghost experiences and  Laura being a scaredy-cat on our trip to Salem a few years ago. I go cuckoo over the  scale at the doctor&apos;s office and how much of a liar it is. I discuss my grandfather, whether substance abuse is a disease  and where I fall on that subject.   I also tell you what island I belong  on in the future and why ageism exists. Grab your friends, marshmallows, gather round the fire and LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO!!! Music <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Plague Starter</title>
			<itunes:title>The Plague Starter</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2020 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>1:04:05</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:episode>46</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome welcome cocomunity members old and new!! We&apos;re back with another week of Cuckoo with Coco and closing in on episode 50!!  This week I compare Zach from &quot;The Strain,&quot; with Carl from &quot;The Walking Dead,&quot; and how WTF apocalypse shows are.   I also discuss how people should know the telltale signs of horrible situations and confirm how I know I am working with an energy draining vampire. Finally rounding it out with a  work story to top them all, so everybody gather round the fire and LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO!!!  Music <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome welcome cocomunity members old and new!! We&apos;re back with another week of Cuckoo with Coco and closing in on episode 50!!  This week I compare Zach from &quot;The Strain,&quot; with Carl from &quot;The Walking Dead,&quot; and how WTF apocalypse shows are.   I also discuss how people should know the telltale signs of horrible situations and confirm how I know I am working with an energy draining vampire. Finally rounding it out with a  work story to top them all, so everybody gather round the fire and LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO!!!  Music <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Not a Scary Story/The Re-Binger</title>
			<itunes:title>Not a Scary Story/The Re-Binger</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2020 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Hello hello my cocomunity and welcome back for another episode of Cuckoo with Coco!! We have made it to over 2000 downloads guys!!! How amazing is that ??  This week let&apos;s talk about  looking 31 in the face and  say a big Cuckoo congratulations to  Kelsey and Dan Gastman on their recent nuptials. I also discuss what I do with all this COVID-19 free time and invite you to add to the chaos of  it. Grab a blankey, some snacks , huddle close and LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO!!!!   Music <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Hello hello my cocomunity and welcome back for another episode of Cuckoo with Coco!! We have made it to over 2000 downloads guys!!! How amazing is that ??  This week let&apos;s talk about  looking 31 in the face and  say a big Cuckoo congratulations to  Kelsey and Dan Gastman on their recent nuptials. I also discuss what I do with all this COVID-19 free time and invite you to add to the chaos of  it. Grab a blankey, some snacks , huddle close and LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO!!!!   Music <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Dirty Ball Feet</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2020 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>44</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Here&apos;s to another week my cocomunity!!! This week let&apos;s talk about some real crazies, like guys with too many car decals who like to spit on cars and those out there stocking up on tampons. I also discuss &quot;American Murder: The Family Next Door,&quot; and &quot;The Wilderness of Error,&quot; and discuss some other crazies other than myself. The finishing touches are why I question shopping at Macy&apos;s and why underwear should be worn under clothes. Also shouting happy birthday to Rocco or DrJocco as he is known in the gaming universe!!! Grab your snacks and your friends and Let&apos;s Get Cuckoo!!!! Music <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Here&apos;s to another week my cocomunity!!! This week let&apos;s talk about some real crazies, like guys with too many car decals who like to spit on cars and those out there stocking up on tampons. I also discuss &quot;American Murder: The Family Next Door,&quot; and &quot;The Wilderness of Error,&quot; and discuss some other crazies other than myself. The finishing touches are why I question shopping at Macy&apos;s and why underwear should be worn under clothes. Also shouting happy birthday to Rocco or DrJocco as he is known in the gaming universe!!! Grab your snacks and your friends and Let&apos;s Get Cuckoo!!!! Music <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Two Hours of Suck</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2020 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome welcome all members of my cocomunity old and new! This week I go cuckoo over people asking for freebies and tell you where I stand on those types of friendships. Also I react to critics of Ryan Murphy&apos;s Nurse Ratched and how their comments must be spellchecked to even warrant a thought. I finally answer why females like true crime shit (or at least address why I do), give an update on the new furbaby in my mother&apos;s life and round the episode out with some more Bonnie stories. Grab your snacks, gather round the fire and LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO!!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome welcome all members of my cocomunity old and new! This week I go cuckoo over people asking for freebies and tell you where I stand on those types of friendships. Also I react to critics of Ryan Murphy&apos;s Nurse Ratched and how their comments must be spellchecked to even warrant a thought. I finally answer why females like true crime shit (or at least address why I do), give an update on the new furbaby in my mother&apos;s life and round the episode out with some more Bonnie stories. Grab your snacks, gather round the fire and LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO!!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Cocaine Lined Pie</title>
			<itunes:title>Cocaine Lined Pie</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2020 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Hey hey there cocomunity!!! This week our girl Kanye Pepper is here to discuss who would you do, and all things Disney. We discover how easy it is to get her to join a cult (well what it would take to get her to join) and how she would kick, punch and scream her way through a haunted house. We discuss the same antics where you really can&apos;t teach an old horse new tricks and when nightmares come true. Grab your snacks and get ready for some cuckoo with a sprinkle of Kanye!!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Hey hey there cocomunity!!! This week our girl Kanye Pepper is here to discuss who would you do, and all things Disney. We discover how easy it is to get her to join a cult (well what it would take to get her to join) and how she would kick, punch and scream her way through a haunted house. We discuss the same antics where you really can&apos;t teach an old horse new tricks and when nightmares come true. Grab your snacks and get ready for some cuckoo with a sprinkle of Kanye!!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[A Soft "G"]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[A Soft "G"]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2020 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Hey there cocomunity!!! Back with another fun-lovin&apos; episode of Cuckoo with Coco!! This week I have some work stories along with some sad news. A reminder to not poke around in other people&apos;s closets and that sometimes a packet of oatmeal has a tear in it from who knows how long ago. I discuss the overly famous divorce of Offset and Cardi B and remind people not to confuse them with Barack and Michele Obama. Gather your blankeys and snacks and Let&apos;s Get Cuckoo!!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Hey there cocomunity!!! Back with another fun-lovin&apos; episode of Cuckoo with Coco!! This week I have some work stories along with some sad news. A reminder to not poke around in other people&apos;s closets and that sometimes a packet of oatmeal has a tear in it from who knows how long ago. I discuss the overly famous divorce of Offset and Cardi B and remind people not to confuse them with Barack and Michele Obama. Gather your blankeys and snacks and Let&apos;s Get Cuckoo!!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Not a Soft Ass Bitch</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2020 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>40</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Hey Cocomunity it&apos;s a same day release day!!!!! This week I get cuckoo over Chinese food from the city and hugging toilets after eating any city food. I am also in second day of no work due to Maryland being put back on the restricted travel list (stay tuned for results because I receive them live via text from my boss). I discuss more of &quot;I&apos;ll Be Gone in the Dark,&quot; and &quot;#alive&quot; (both on Netflix and my recommendations for the week). Subscribe, rate and review to grow this cocomunity together!!! Have a Cuckoo day my cocomunity !!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Hey Cocomunity it&apos;s a same day release day!!!!! This week I get cuckoo over Chinese food from the city and hugging toilets after eating any city food. I am also in second day of no work due to Maryland being put back on the restricted travel list (stay tuned for results because I receive them live via text from my boss). I discuss more of &quot;I&apos;ll Be Gone in the Dark,&quot; and &quot;#alive&quot; (both on Netflix and my recommendations for the week). Subscribe, rate and review to grow this cocomunity together!!! Have a Cuckoo day my cocomunity !!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Bonnie & The Electric Machine]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Bonnie & The Electric Machine]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2020 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>39</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Hey there cocomunity and welcome back to some new content this week!!! This is a very Bonnie intense episode, but I&apos;m sure you all know how cuckoo I&apos;m about to get with it. I discuss the first episode of Trial by Media (available on Netflix) which covers the murder of Scott Amedure and the Jenny Jones show. I discuss very briefly &quot;I&apos;ll Be Gone in the Dark,&quot; the HBO documentary of the book of the same name by Michelle McNamara and her obsession in discovering the Golden State Killer. Social Media: qweenbebe31. Steam tag qweenbebe30 (if you wanna play some games together and I said I would include this here in the episode). Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Hey there cocomunity and welcome back to some new content this week!!! This is a very Bonnie intense episode, but I&apos;m sure you all know how cuckoo I&apos;m about to get with it. I discuss the first episode of Trial by Media (available on Netflix) which covers the murder of Scott Amedure and the Jenny Jones show. I discuss very briefly &quot;I&apos;ll Be Gone in the Dark,&quot; the HBO documentary of the book of the same name by Michelle McNamara and her obsession in discovering the Golden State Killer. Social Media: qweenbebe31. Steam tag qweenbebe30 (if you wanna play some games together and I said I would include this here in the episode). Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Rerun #1 The BeanHater Strikes Back Again</title>
			<itunes:title>Rerun #1 The BeanHater Strikes Back Again</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2020 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>56:46</itunes:duration>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Hey there cocomunity!!!! This week I&apos;m replaying one of my favorite episodes with the one and only beanhater. I am working on some new material and time slipped away from me. I will be back with new content next week, so grab your snacks and gather round the campfire for some Cuckoo with the BeanHater. Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Hey there cocomunity!!!! This week I&apos;m replaying one of my favorite episodes with the one and only beanhater. I am working on some new material and time slipped away from me. I will be back with new content next week, so grab your snacks and gather round the campfire for some Cuckoo with the BeanHater. Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Michael Clayton of the Office</title>
			<itunes:title>The Michael Clayton of the Office</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2020 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back my cocomunity and 38 episodes later here we are! This week I discuss the taking back of myself and my biggest pet peeves of my job (and theres multiple examples to follow). Our favorite office villain is back after weeks of good behavior and I contemplate the hipocrasy of her thought process. Let&apos;s get into the walking autocorrects of the world and why I just say things to say things. Also make sure to ask DrJocco about farts. Gather round the fire with your snacks and Let&apos;s Get Cuckoo!!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back my cocomunity and 38 episodes later here we are! This week I discuss the taking back of myself and my biggest pet peeves of my job (and theres multiple examples to follow). Our favorite office villain is back after weeks of good behavior and I contemplate the hipocrasy of her thought process. Let&apos;s get into the walking autocorrects of the world and why I just say things to say things. Also make sure to ask DrJocco about farts. Gather round the fire with your snacks and Let&apos;s Get Cuckoo!!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Everyone's Now a Gemini]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Everyone's Now a Gemini]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2020 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>37</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back my cocomunity!!! We&apos;re talking about Jodi Arias, the crazy prosecutor Martinez and how he got disbarred in 2019. Also stick around to find out wtf an equesapian is. Also we get into some tougher ideas, but end with something special. Grab your snacks, a comfy blanket, gather round and LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO!!!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back my cocomunity!!! We&apos;re talking about Jodi Arias, the crazy prosecutor Martinez and how he got disbarred in 2019. Also stick around to find out wtf an equesapian is. Also we get into some tougher ideas, but end with something special. Grab your snacks, a comfy blanket, gather round and LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO!!!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Omelet vs. Omelette</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2020 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>What&apos;s up cocomunity and welcome back for another week of cuckoo! This episode discusses my theory of zombie employees and why people should call out sick if they&apos;re not feeling well. The power is out at my job and I&apos;ve been working on crossword puzzles and cleaning up my Podcast library. I also go cuckoo over Siri disrespecting my friend&apos;s names when announcing that I have a new text message. Grab some snacks, gather round and Let&apos;s Get Cuckoo! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>What&apos;s up cocomunity and welcome back for another week of cuckoo! This episode discusses my theory of zombie employees and why people should call out sick if they&apos;re not feeling well. The power is out at my job and I&apos;ve been working on crossword puzzles and cleaning up my Podcast library. I also go cuckoo over Siri disrespecting my friend&apos;s names when announcing that I have a new text message. Grab some snacks, gather round and Let&apos;s Get Cuckoo! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Anniversary Episode!</title>
			<itunes:title>The Anniversary Episode!</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2020 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>1:05:35</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:episode>35</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Guys listen up! We actually did it! We made it to a year!!!!! Congrats to you and congrats to me! This episode we got some more cancel culture nonsense including Trader Joe&apos;s and Tropic Thunder. I tell you about a story I heard in the nail salon, and why nobody at my job went to elementary school. I also walk you through my Netflix binge on one of the laziest Sundays I&apos;ve had in awhile. Grab your snacks and beverages and &quot;Let&apos;s Get Cuckoo!!!&quot; And once again, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY MY CUCKOONUTS! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Guys listen up! We actually did it! We made it to a year!!!!! Congrats to you and congrats to me! This episode we got some more cancel culture nonsense including Trader Joe&apos;s and Tropic Thunder. I tell you about a story I heard in the nail salon, and why nobody at my job went to elementary school. I also walk you through my Netflix binge on one of the laziest Sundays I&apos;ve had in awhile. Grab your snacks and beverages and &quot;Let&apos;s Get Cuckoo!!!&quot; And once again, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY MY CUCKOONUTS! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[The "Sunken Place" Hiccups]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[The "Sunken Place" Hiccups]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2020 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>1:00:56</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:episode>34</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Whats up cocomunity! We&apos;re back for another fun week of Cuckoo-ness. This episode has spoilers galore from &quot;Doctor Sleep&quot; and &quot;Get Out.&quot; If you haven&apos;t seen these movies this episode will ruin some parts for you, but watch the movies anyways. I discuss why flashbacks shouldn&apos;t be in HD and how the &quot;Sunken place,&quot; phrase makes me see Kanye in a new light. Wait til the end of the episode to really laugh at me and FYI, my mom does text me back! Gather round with your snacks and drink of choice and LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO!!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Whats up cocomunity! We&apos;re back for another fun week of Cuckoo-ness. This episode has spoilers galore from &quot;Doctor Sleep&quot; and &quot;Get Out.&quot; If you haven&apos;t seen these movies this episode will ruin some parts for you, but watch the movies anyways. I discuss why flashbacks shouldn&apos;t be in HD and how the &quot;Sunken place,&quot; phrase makes me see Kanye in a new light. Wait til the end of the episode to really laugh at me and FYI, my mom does text me back! Gather round with your snacks and drink of choice and LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO!!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[The "Nobody Cares" Society]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[The "Nobody Cares" Society]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2020 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Well cocomunity here is episode 33 for your listening pleasure! This episode is jam packed with more nonsense and hysterical antics stemming from cancel culture and the free Britney Spears movement. I also discuss how 2020 maybe needs to take a break and seeing a body part of a celebrity from an 80s movie that made me blush. Stay tuned and let&apos;s take this crazy ride together and get Cuckoo! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Well cocomunity here is episode 33 for your listening pleasure! This episode is jam packed with more nonsense and hysterical antics stemming from cancel culture and the free Britney Spears movement. I also discuss how 2020 maybe needs to take a break and seeing a body part of a celebrity from an 80s movie that made me blush. Stay tuned and let&apos;s take this crazy ride together and get Cuckoo! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>F*** It Time of Day</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2020 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>32</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Hey there cocomunity we are here with another episode of chaos and laughter with episode 32! This week we&apos;re examining the elusive &quot;good side&quot; of one&apos;s face and the science behind it. I delve into the longest work story ever, but the details are worth it and why I refuse to have a female gynocologist. Stick around until the end for another story that will make you want to buy a box of dildos (ya know....for fun). Get your snacks together and let&apos;s get Cuckoo!!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Hey there cocomunity we are here with another episode of chaos and laughter with episode 32! This week we&apos;re examining the elusive &quot;good side&quot; of one&apos;s face and the science behind it. I delve into the longest work story ever, but the details are worth it and why I refuse to have a female gynocologist. Stick around until the end for another story that will make you want to buy a box of dildos (ya know....for fun). Get your snacks together and let&apos;s get Cuckoo!!! Music: <a href='https://www.bensound.com/'><b>https://www.bensound.com</b></a></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Twerking Crabs</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2020 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:duration>58:50</itunes:duration>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Well cocomunity here we are back with another week of shenanigans! This week on the topic docket are reasons why I won&apos;t go back in the ocean, reasons whys instigators are an issue and why I&apos;ll be creating a new department at my current job. I also read an anonymous advice post at the end of the episode and make a decision as to what I&apos;d rather do in that situation. Come get cuckoo with me for an hour (yes again) as we examine the different creatures of the unknown. Music: https://www.bensound.com</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Well cocomunity here we are back with another week of shenanigans! This week on the topic docket are reasons why I won&apos;t go back in the ocean, reasons whys instigators are an issue and why I&apos;ll be creating a new department at my current job. I also read an anonymous advice post at the end of the episode and make a decision as to what I&apos;d rather do in that situation. Come get cuckoo with me for an hour (yes again) as we examine the different creatures of the unknown. Music: https://www.bensound.com</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>One Nut, Two Leg Energy</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2020 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Well well my cocomunity we have made it to episode 30!!!!! Super excited to share this episode with you and guess what? IT&apos;S AN HOUR LONG!! An hour long of me discussing the recent Chris D&apos;elia incident, Oscar Pistorius and Lance Armstrong. You also get some lovely commentary from me on this TLC show Extreme Cheapskates and all the other things in between. Let&apos;s have a Cuckoo time everyone! Music: https://www.bensound.com</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Well well my cocomunity we have made it to episode 30!!!!! Super excited to share this episode with you and guess what? IT&apos;S AN HOUR LONG!! An hour long of me discussing the recent Chris D&apos;elia incident, Oscar Pistorius and Lance Armstrong. You also get some lovely commentary from me on this TLC show Extreme Cheapskates and all the other things in between. Let&apos;s have a Cuckoo time everyone! Music: https://www.bensound.com</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Cuckoo Birthday Episode</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2020 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Hey cocomunity! In this episode your favorite host turns 31! I discuss the Chronicles of Bonnie and my connection to True Crime Podcasts. We take another dive into wearing masks and why saying &quot;hi,&quot; when passing in the hallway makes no sense. You also learn what a double fall is and why I really need people to know themselves. Also the Newburgh waterfront needs to fix their sidewalks/parking lots, stay tuned to learn why! LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO and come celebrate my birthday with me!!! Music: https://www.bensound.com</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Hey cocomunity! In this episode your favorite host turns 31! I discuss the Chronicles of Bonnie and my connection to True Crime Podcasts. We take another dive into wearing masks and why saying &quot;hi,&quot; when passing in the hallway makes no sense. You also learn what a double fall is and why I really need people to know themselves. Also the Newburgh waterfront needs to fix their sidewalks/parking lots, stay tuned to learn why! LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO and come celebrate my birthday with me!!! Music: https://www.bensound.com</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Pandemic Babies, Florida Phone Thieves & Lazy River Floors]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Pandemic Babies, Florida Phone Thieves & Lazy River Floors]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2020 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Hold on tight you guys for this extended episode with the one and only Bean Hater Dan. This is the silliest we&apos;ve gotten on this show so far and hope you guys laugh with us too during these trying times. This episode is an emotional rollercoaster (BH said that not me) and I don&apos;t want to give away any secrets, so get ready my cocomunity to have some fun and LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO! Music: http://www.bensound.com</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Hold on tight you guys for this extended episode with the one and only Bean Hater Dan. This is the silliest we&apos;ve gotten on this show so far and hope you guys laugh with us too during these trying times. This episode is an emotional rollercoaster (BH said that not me) and I don&apos;t want to give away any secrets, so get ready my cocomunity to have some fun and LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO! Music: http://www.bensound.com</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Adobe Vs. MS Word</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2020 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Oh man you guys episode 27 gets me going! I discuss people clearly losing their minds at work and how it seems nobody can read an email correctly. What&apos;s the deal with series finales and how Naked and Afraid makes absolutely no sense. And last but not leaset, I tell the story of how one man cannot find a smoke detector box in our facility on this episode of the Twilight Zone....I mean Cuckoo with Coco. Come join in on the fun in the cocomunity and LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO! Music: http://www.bensound.com</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Oh man you guys episode 27 gets me going! I discuss people clearly losing their minds at work and how it seems nobody can read an email correctly. What&apos;s the deal with series finales and how Naked and Afraid makes absolutely no sense. And last but not leaset, I tell the story of how one man cannot find a smoke detector box in our facility on this episode of the Twilight Zone....I mean Cuckoo with Coco. Come join in on the fun in the cocomunity and LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO! Music: http://www.bensound.com</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Memorial Day Madness</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2020 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Happy Memorial Day !!!!! If you really want to hear what this pandemic has done to me, this is the episode for you! I discuss the origins of my first name, Elon Musk&apos;s baby&apos;s name and what President Hennessy Daniels can do for you! Let&apos;s get Cuckoo with Coco for Memorial Day my cocomunity! Music: http://www.bensound.com (PS. apologies for the sound quality, I was mobile walking around for most of it).</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Happy Memorial Day !!!!! If you really want to hear what this pandemic has done to me, this is the episode for you! I discuss the origins of my first name, Elon Musk&apos;s baby&apos;s name and what President Hennessy Daniels can do for you! Let&apos;s get Cuckoo with Coco for Memorial Day my cocomunity! Music: http://www.bensound.com (PS. apologies for the sound quality, I was mobile walking around for most of it).</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Murder Lillies</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2020 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This episode I go cuckoo for McGriddles and explain how humanity can be saved by just doing the right thing at the drive thru. I explain what pestering is and why I don&apos;t care for Johnny Come Lately&apos;s. Murder hornets are a real thing and why pain comparisons never work is something else I go Cuckoo for! Come join me and let&apos;s have some fun! Music: https://www.bensound.com.</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This episode I go cuckoo for McGriddles and explain how humanity can be saved by just doing the right thing at the drive thru. I explain what pestering is and why I don&apos;t care for Johnny Come Lately&apos;s. Murder hornets are a real thing and why pain comparisons never work is something else I go Cuckoo for! Come join me and let&apos;s have some fun! Music: https://www.bensound.com.</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Delayed Mother's Day]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Delayed Mother's Day]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2020 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>HAPPY MOTHER&apos;S DAY TO ALL THE MAMAS! This episode I discuss the nose vs. penis as it pertains to the coronavirus and Laura&apos;s new nickname in my phone. I pay tribute to the woman who created me, because of Mother&apos;s Day. I also wonder who invented the chicken nugget, let you guys decide if I&apos;ve been brainwashed by Waco and come to the realization that Hollywood makes psychos hot as hell. Let&apos;s get Cuckoo!!! Music: https://www.bensound.com/</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>He Did it for the Turnips</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week we catch up with the infamous Bean Hater during his quarantine. We discuss a pletherer of topics including why Animal Crossing is important and how addicted I am again to the Sims. Come sit down and enjoy our crazy banter and get through the quarantine together.</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week we catch up with the infamous Bean Hater during his quarantine. We discuss a pletherer of topics including why Animal Crossing is important and how addicted I am again to the Sims. Come sit down and enjoy our crazy banter and get through the quarantine together.</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Not Ya Mama's Pandemic Episode]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2020 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Hey my cuckoo-nuts we&apos;re back. Took a bit of a hiatus but with everything going on I thought you may need some craziness in your life! Hence, I have arrived. This episode we play catch up with my observances during this COVID pandemic. Come laugh with me or at me whateveryou prefer and LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO!</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Hey my cuckoo-nuts we&apos;re back. Took a bit of a hiatus but with everything going on I thought you may need some craziness in your life! Hence, I have arrived. This episode we play catch up with my observances during this COVID pandemic. Come laugh with me or at me whateveryou prefer and LET&apos;S GET CUCKOO!</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Curse of Greta</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 26 Feb 2020 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode I talk about two movies and their storylines. **The title is a mashup of the two movies** I also tell you guys about my fascination with true crime podcasts and why I apologized to my mother these past few weeks. I also give you guys my twitch handle so that you can put a face to the voice, or come squad up. Come have some laughs and let&apos;s get Cuckoo!</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>In this episode I talk about two movies and their storylines. **The title is a mashup of the two movies** I also tell you guys about my fascination with true crime podcasts and why I apologized to my mother these past few weeks. I also give you guys my twitch handle so that you can put a face to the voice, or come squad up. Come have some laughs and let&apos;s get Cuckoo!</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Mini Cuckoo #1: Hot Dog Water Macaroni Man</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 09 Feb 2020 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Introducing mini cuckoos! So for 2020 I&apos;m bringing you more of ME! You guessed it! This mini episode covers the adventures of DC with her latest installment, why Crunch gym reminds me of exotic animals and why I am going to play &quot;skunk&quot; instead of possum around random men going forward. Also new music for 2020! Thanks everyone for joining me again and let me help you through your day with some laughs! Let&apos;s get Cuckoo!!!!!</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Introducing mini cuckoos! So for 2020 I&apos;m bringing you more of ME! You guessed it! This mini episode covers the adventures of DC with her latest installment, why Crunch gym reminds me of exotic animals and why I am going to play &quot;skunk&quot; instead of possum around random men going forward. Also new music for 2020! Thanks everyone for joining me again and let me help you through your day with some laughs! Let&apos;s get Cuckoo!!!!!</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[The 2019 Wrap Up & Intro to 2020]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[The 2019 Wrap Up & Intro to 2020]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 06 Feb 2020 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode I give you guys the longest, most frustrating Saturday also known as December 28, 2019. I also give you a little introduction of what&apos;s not going down in 2020 as well as attempt to navigate this podcast thing again. I also give you the definition of &quot;paranormal activity colds.&quot; Let&apos;s bring it on 2020 and relearn the English language as well as driving etiquette. </p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>In this episode I give you guys the longest, most frustrating Saturday also known as December 28, 2019. I also give you a little introduction of what&apos;s not going down in 2020 as well as attempt to navigate this podcast thing again. I also give you the definition of &quot;paranormal activity colds.&quot; Let&apos;s bring it on 2020 and relearn the English language as well as driving etiquette. </p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Happy Weight, Human Plants & Death by Basketball]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Happy Weight, Human Plants & Death by Basketball]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Dec 2019 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode I go cuckoo over the movie, &quot;The Hole in the Ground,&quot; a horror movie in which a child is possessed after exploring a forest without his mother&apos;s permission. I discuss the positive side of forgetting the proper headphones while exercising and delve into the idea of having the procreate to save mankind. Let&apos;s get Cuckoo!!</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>In this episode I go cuckoo over the movie, &quot;The Hole in the Ground,&quot; a horror movie in which a child is possessed after exploring a forest without his mother&apos;s permission. I discuss the positive side of forgetting the proper headphones while exercising and delve into the idea of having the procreate to save mankind. Let&apos;s get Cuckoo!!</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Snow Day Flake, Anxious 2020 & Airport Sprints]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Snow Day Flake, Anxious 2020 & Airport Sprints]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 08 Dec 2019 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>We are back! Delayed but back! This episode I talk about my packing issues, moving out of my apartment and how much I dislike JFK (the airport). I also tell you about my clumsiness, today and I recorded on a Saturday (which is weird for me).</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>We are back! Delayed but back! This episode I talk about my packing issues, moving out of my apartment and how much I dislike JFK (the airport). I also tell you about my clumsiness, today and I recorded on a Saturday (which is weird for me).</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Surprise Visitor</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 27 Nov 2019 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Hey guys!!!! We are back again this week with a surprise guest! Not saying who it is, you&apos;re just going to have to listen in. We discuss city living, changing neighborhoods and a flight story. I also break down our day together as well as people who avoid minor bumps in the road like their cars are made of glass. Let&apos;s get cuckoo together!!!!!</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Return of the Cuckoo</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 20 Nov 2019 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Annnnnnnd we&apos;re back my cuckoo-nuts! Stronger and better than ever! In this episode you find out why Staten Island sucks, why we&apos;re strustling and why I prefer free entertainment in the park over paying for tickets to see a bad movie. You also learn what my mom did prior to DVR and about the &quot;Say Anything&quot; size camcorder she brought to every family event. Also everyone needs to watch &quot;Inside Out.&quot; Let&apos;s get Cuckoo again guys!</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Annnnnnnd we&apos;re back my cuckoo-nuts! Stronger and better than ever! In this episode you find out why Staten Island sucks, why we&apos;re strustling and why I prefer free entertainment in the park over paying for tickets to see a bad movie. You also learn what my mom did prior to DVR and about the &quot;Say Anything&quot; size camcorder she brought to every family event. Also everyone needs to watch &quot;Inside Out.&quot; Let&apos;s get Cuckoo again guys!</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Nail Salon Stories, Puddle Legs & Mortal Kombat Duos]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Nail Salon Stories, Puddle Legs & Mortal Kombat Duos]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 06 Nov 2019 17:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This episode I discuss nail salon experiences then and now in my lifetime and you find out what I mean by puddle legs. You also find out why a staff member pisses me off and what exactly I mean by Mortal Kombat duos. Also the Bean Hater strikes again with his mischief concerning apple podcasts (if he ate beans it would probably help his brain think clearly). Stay tuned for more Cuckoo fun with me! Your new bestie Coco!</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This episode I discuss nail salon experiences then and now in my lifetime and you find out what I mean by puddle legs. You also find out why a staff member pisses me off and what exactly I mean by Mortal Kombat duos. Also the Bean Hater strikes again with his mischief concerning apple podcasts (if he ate beans it would probably help his brain think clearly). Stay tuned for more Cuckoo fun with me! Your new bestie Coco!</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Hamster Wheel Brain, The Joker Stairs & Walking Demons]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Hamster Wheel Brain, The Joker Stairs & Walking Demons]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 30 Oct 2019 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Hey my little cuckoo nuts! We&apos;re back at it again for another episode! This week I discuss what my friends have to deal with when it comes to my brain, the infamous stairs from The Joker movie and why I don&apos;t associate with serial murderers. I share with you my morning commute and an incident at the gym that occurred with Laura, a strange man and I. Prior to editing this episode I had made it to 30 minutes (so technically it was lol). Let&apos;s get over the hump and get cuckoo together!!!!!</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Hey my little cuckoo nuts! We&apos;re back at it again for another episode! This week I discuss what my friends have to deal with when it comes to my brain, the infamous stairs from The Joker movie and why I don&apos;t associate with serial murderers. I share with you my morning commute and an incident at the gym that occurred with Laura, a strange man and I. Prior to editing this episode I had made it to 30 minutes (so technically it was lol). Let&apos;s get over the hump and get cuckoo together!!!!!</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Backhanded Compliment, Coquito & Zuni Warrior Dolls]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[The Backhanded Compliment, Coquito & Zuni Warrior Dolls]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 23 Oct 2019 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This episode I touch on Halloween costume etiquette briefly. I dive into the family holiday trifecta of Halloween (if you&apos;re family-oriented), Thanksgiving and Christmas. I also touch upon the coming of family clapback season, which often occurs during these holidays, and the overindulgence of food and coquito that is sure to leave you in a food coma. I discuss why men should just trust women with driving directions on road trips and why &quot;Trilogy of Terror&quot; is a ridiculous yet anxiety inducing movie. Come get cuckoo and let&apos;s get over the hump together!!!! </p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This episode I touch on Halloween costume etiquette briefly. I dive into the family holiday trifecta of Halloween (if you&apos;re family-oriented), Thanksgiving and Christmas. I also touch upon the coming of family clapback season, which often occurs during these holidays, and the overindulgence of food and coquito that is sure to leave you in a food coma. I discuss why men should just trust women with driving directions on road trips and why &quot;Trilogy of Terror&quot; is a ridiculous yet anxiety inducing movie. Come get cuckoo and let&apos;s get over the hump together!!!! </p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Caucasion Effect, The 5K Speedwalk & "I'm So Shiny."]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[The Caucasion Effect, The 5K Speedwalk & "I'm So Shiny."]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 21 Oct 2019 13:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This episode you get a triple whammy! It’s time to get cuckoo with Coco, Laura and Kelsey! That’s right I got another person to get cuckoo and have a silly time! We discuss growing up in the city versus the suburbs, participation trophies and Disney princesses/villains. We also discuss the importance of dodgeball in building character and the only trophy Laura’s ever gotten. Come hang out with us and get over the hump!</p><p><br/></p><p><br/><br/></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This episode you get a triple whammy! It’s time to get cuckoo with Coco, Laura and Kelsey! That’s right I got another person to get cuckoo and have a silly time! We discuss growing up in the city versus the suburbs, participation trophies and Disney princesses/villains. We also discuss the importance of dodgeball in building character and the only trophy Laura’s ever gotten. Come hang out with us and get over the hump!</p><p><br/></p><p><br/><br/></p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Oily Noodles, Colorful Charismatic Tent & Chocolate of Fish]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Oily Noodles, Colorful Charismatic Tent & Chocolate of Fish]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Oct 2019 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode I have another guest Dan Rivera hanging with me all the way from Florida via Skype (warning: sound quality is different). We talk about Chinese &amp; Hibachi food spots, what we like most in a significant other and why sometimes arguing/debating works best in friendships. We also read some comments from the question of the week and discuss why DoorDash should just start cooking when they show up with your food. Come hang out with us while we get Cuckoo!</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>In this episode I have another guest Dan Rivera hanging with me all the way from Florida via Skype (warning: sound quality is different). We talk about Chinese &amp; Hibachi food spots, what we like most in a significant other and why sometimes arguing/debating works best in friendships. We also read some comments from the question of the week and discuss why DoorDash should just start cooking when they show up with your food. Come hang out with us while we get Cuckoo!</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Appliances As Parents, Alec Baldwin Syndrome & Robots vs. Zombies]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Appliances As Parents, Alec Baldwin Syndrome & Robots vs. Zombies]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 02 Oct 2019 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Yay we&apos;ve reached episode 10!!!! I have a special guest with me DUSTY B! We get into some crazy stuff about appliances that do everything but wipe your booty, why Alec Baldwin IS a household item and why Robots vs. Zombies should be a show. We also examine how the CDC might kill us with biochemistry and how movies and video games are training manuals. I also explain to Dustin what the purpose of bath salts are. Come get cuckoo with us!</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Yay we&apos;ve reached episode 10!!!! I have a special guest with me DUSTY B! We get into some crazy stuff about appliances that do everything but wipe your booty, why Alec Baldwin IS a household item and why Robots vs. Zombies should be a show. We also examine how the CDC might kill us with biochemistry and how movies and video games are training manuals. I also explain to Dustin what the purpose of bath salts are. Come get cuckoo with us!</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Coffee Disaster Relief, The Gospel According to Coupons & Rubik's Cube Menus]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Coffee Disaster Relief, The Gospel According to Coupons & Rubik's Cube Menus]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 25 Sep 2019 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This episode discusses the experiences I have had with coffee, going through the drive thru to get fast food, and the reason why menus are posted online. Come get Cuckoo with me and let&apos;s get over the hump together!</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This episode discusses the experiences I have had with coffee, going through the drive thru to get fast food, and the reason why menus are posted online. Come get Cuckoo with me and let&apos;s get over the hump together!</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Pickles with the Dill, Free My DLC & Weirdos in My Chair]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Pickles with the Dill, Free My DLC & Weirdos in My Chair]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 18 Sep 2019 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode I discuss ordering food like an alien in relation to Pulp Fiction, explain the origins of my gaming addiction, and weirdos getting haircuts. I also mention why cutting your own hair is a disaster and why I believe that clients should be treated like human beings and not children. Let&apos;s have some fun everybody! It&apos;s Cuckoo time!</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>In this episode I discuss ordering food like an alien in relation to Pulp Fiction, explain the origins of my gaming addiction, and weirdos getting haircuts. I also mention why cutting your own hair is a disaster and why I believe that clients should be treated like human beings and not children. Let&apos;s have some fun everybody! It&apos;s Cuckoo time!</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Per My Last Email, Dial M for Mischief & Single White Female]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Per My Last Email, Dial M for Mischief & Single White Female]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 11 Sep 2019 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This episode we take a look at multiple work environments I have encountered and I tell you how none of the events that occurred at each workplace were my fault. I also discuss my issues with upper management and how one false move could end up with me on a milk carton. Stay tuned and let&apos;s get Cuckoo!</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This episode we take a look at multiple work environments I have encountered and I tell you how none of the events that occurred at each workplace were my fault. I also discuss my issues with upper management and how one false move could end up with me on a milk carton. Stay tuned and let&apos;s get Cuckoo!</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Ref Coco, The Dogma Sneeze & Bug Terrorists]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Ref Coco, The Dogma Sneeze & Bug Terrorists]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 04 Sep 2019 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode I shout out Laura, Allycia and a new friend (tune in to find out who). I discuss the errors of movie going, including snack choices and what not to do (i.e. get up and use the restroom. I also discuss the deficiency of manners in humanity (what I have experienced) and ponder why mosquitos were put on this earth. Let&apos;s get Cuckoo together !!! Also check out my new music!</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>In this episode I shout out Laura, Allycia and a new friend (tune in to find out who). I discuss the errors of movie going, including snack choices and what not to do (i.e. get up and use the restroom. I also discuss the deficiency of manners in humanity (what I have experienced) and ponder why mosquitos were put on this earth. Let&apos;s get Cuckoo together !!! Also check out my new music!</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Jerks on a Plane, No Pow-Pows & Gym Decisions: Mace vs. Taser]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Jerks on a Plane, No Pow-Pows & Gym Decisions: Mace vs. Taser]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 28 Aug 2019 14:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This episode shouts out you my listeners! We made it to over 100 listeners! Also shout outs to Rocco, Miss Mindy, Sheila &amp; Pinkisthedevil, my gaming peeps for spreading the word! I detail the hazards of flying, TSA and play a game of &quot;Who&apos;s Armrest is it Anyways?&quot; I also discuss what a Pow-Pow can do for you and why making friends at the gym may not be a good idea. Let&apos;s get Cuckoo!</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This episode shouts out you my listeners! We made it to over 100 listeners! Also shout outs to Rocco, Miss Mindy, Sheila &amp; Pinkisthedevil, my gaming peeps for spreading the word! I detail the hazards of flying, TSA and play a game of &quot;Who&apos;s Armrest is it Anyways?&quot; I also discuss what a Pow-Pow can do for you and why making friends at the gym may not be a good idea. Let&apos;s get Cuckoo!</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[20s vs 30s, DJ Clusterfork & Sober Captain America]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[20s vs 30s, DJ Clusterfork & Sober Captain America]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 21 Aug 2019 14:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Friendships, Makeup & The Winter Soldier]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This episode I give a shout out to Rocco for celebrating his 500th viewer! I talk about the importance of friendships, some of my friendship origins. I also share some Facebook feedback from this week&apos;s question: How do adults make friends? Makeup and their tutorials and why they have impossible expectations. Tune in to find out how The Winter Soldier ties into this whole thing. Let&apos;s get Cuckoo!</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Road rage, Rocket League & "Can I Speak to your Manager" Haircuts]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 08 Aug 2019 03:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<div>This episode combines three things, road rage, rocket league and &quot;can I speak to your manager&quot; haircuts. If you care to venture as to how I link these three things together come have a laugh with me. Also birthday shout out to my BFF Laura! Shout out to Riki for the logo (it&apos;s awesome!). This episode contains spoilers on Fear The Walking Dead and The Last of Us. Intro and Outro music by Epidemic Sound.</div><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<div>This episode combines three things, road rage, rocket league and &quot;can I speak to your manager&quot; haircuts. If you care to venture as to how I link these three things together come have a laugh with me. Also birthday shout out to my BFF Laura! Shout out to Riki for the logo (it&apos;s awesome!). This episode contains spoilers on Fear The Walking Dead and The Last of Us. Intro and Outro music by Epidemic Sound.</div><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>And Then There Was a Podcast</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Aug 2019 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>From relationships to social media...let&apos;s have a silly time together.</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>From relationships to social media...let&apos;s have a silly time together.</p><p>Support this show <a target="_blank" rel="payment" href="http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles">http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles</a>.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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