The Thread of Gentlemen

Episode 71 - "The Baron"

Wed, 28 May 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Strap in for a wild ride on this weeks episode of The Thread of Gentlemen podcast! This week the gents discuss a young lad on holiday being violated by an ant assault, we learn that what happens in Korea should stay in Korea, and we're introduced (via an electric fence) to our new favourite podcast feature... The Baron! So sit back and join us for another barrage on the senses as we weave a dangerous path through the best stories sent in by listeners and scraped from the underbelly of the internet!

The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.

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Episode 69 - "The Poo Monster"

Wed, 14 May 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Red Alert! High Risk Stories! They didn't all make it in, but the ones that did will leave you needing a shower! This week The Gentlemen discuss a horrific garden voyeur - possibly our worst story ever? Next we have a jaunty little tale from a gap year, and a self-confessed Poo Monster smudges his way through life. Finally, we we end up with some fantastic new euphemisms for poop. This is high class, high calibre comedy. So strap up, strap in, and strap on - we're going in!

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Episode 68 - "The Drunk Episode"

Wed, 07 May 2025 04:00:00 GMT

It has been a bad week, so alongside our usual scouring the internet and our inbox for the funniest stories and listeners confessions, we're also drinking. Chaos quickly ensues as we learn what happens when you eat nothing but tainted lasagne for a week, read over an absolutely insane accident report form, and play quite possibly the best game ever invented. Get yourself a glass and pull up a chair!

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Episode 67 - "The Most Basic Flesh"

Wed, 30 Apr 2025 04:00:00 GMT

This week on The Thread of Gentlemen we're back to discuss the funniest stories sent in by listeners and scoured from the cheeks of the internet. On today's episodes we discuss the joys of working with man-children who overshare, an unfortunate chap has a smelly mum, and a van driving trader has an absolute shocker. Is that chocolate?

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Episode 66 - "Thanks For The House, Dad"

Wed, 23 Apr 2025 04:00:00 GMT

The Thread of Gentlemen roll back into town to ruin your day. We're back to discuss the funniest stories sent in by listeners and scoured from the cheeks of the internet. This week we discuss the joys of hill-rolling, an unfortunate chap has a runny bum when out with his wife, and we tackle quite possibly the worst story we've ever covered. Brace yourselves!

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Episode 65 - "My Uncle Frank"

Wed, 16 Apr 2025 04:00:00 GMT

Haul in or get off the pot, The Gentlemen return! We're back to discuss the funniest stories sent in by listeners and scoured from the cheeks of the internet. It's a bumper episode this week featuring our new hero and possibly our favourite story so far; Uncle Frank. Brace yourselves for a horrible story about a medical emergency, and a man holds childhood guilt about an event from his past. This is a bad one. We'll finish off with some more of the best nicknames sent in by listeners to try and wash off the filth. You might need a shower after this one.

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Episode 64 - "Teacher's Bin"

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 04:00:00 GMT

The Gentlemen rip another layer off Season Six as we discuss the funniest stories sent in by listeners and scoured from the cheeks of the internet. In the bowl this week; a listener discovers he's been using the toilet wrong for years, some Scouse kids make a teacher quit, and a chap gets revenge on his new girlfriend's kid. We end by returning to some of the high quality euphemism content that made us viral on Tik-Tok! No high roads to be taken here!

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Episode 63 - "The Stress Crayon"

Wed, 02 Apr 2025 04:00:00 GMT

The Gentlemen return with a brand new season as we discuss the funniest stories sent in by listeners and scoured from the cheeks of the internet. We're on thin ice already as we tackle special needs kids in shops, an elderly woman creates a lasting memory for a listener, and we're back with more train-based poo shenanigans.

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Episode 62 - "Christmas Bucket"

Wed, 18 Dec 2024 05:00:53 GMT

Grab a great big bucket of Christmas y'all! This episode is full of festive fails and yuletide yuckies! We've got the usual ingredients for a treasured family Christmas, fights, farts, hospital trips, and more to boot! It doesn't matter if you're on Santa's list or not, pour yourself a stiff one and join The Gentlemen as we round out the year in style!

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Episode 61 - "Halloween Special II"

Wed, 30 Oct 2024 05:00:05 GMT

Something dark and mysterious has returned from the grave of Season Five... It's the Halloween Special! This week two of the Gentlemen return to haunt your nightmares with four brand new spooky-themed (not really) stories. You can run, you can hide, but the smell of poop and pumpkins will find you.

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Episode 60 - "Watch This!"

Wed, 04 Sep 2024 04:00:31 GMT

We destroy the bowl of Season Five with one final push. In this bumper episode we throw caution to the wind as we discuss the funniest stories sent in by listeners and scoured from the cheeks of the internet. We start this one with a queef, then head into some dangerous territory with Luke - the scatalogical nightmare! Finally we bring you a selection a vomit based stories before discussing the current shape of the Greek economy. It's been a real one!

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Episode 59 - "Side Missions IV"

Wed, 28 Aug 2024 04:00:00 GMT

You know we couldn't make a whole season with all of us being around! So Charlie and Jon unite from different parts of the world to bring you the fourth helping of Side Missions! In this episode we discuss natural skin remedies, discover what "Peacocking" is, and go through some more responses to questions posed in earlier episodes, like "What's the craziest thing you've ever done when horny"...

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Episode 58 - "Til Cheeks Do Us Part"

Wed, 21 Aug 2024 04:00:37 GMT

The Gents return with another bountiful bouquet of absolute bull from the web and our inbox! This week we discuss Train poop shenanigans, a band member gets an eyeful, some grandparents see the family jewels, and a man jacks in his job. Our Agony Aunt section returns where a woman is at her wits end with her husbands gas situation, and we recount some of the internet's favourite adult film titles. Strap in, strap up, and strap on! Let's get thready!

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Episode 57 - "Holy Prostate"

Wed, 14 Aug 2024 04:00:35 GMT

Today's episode is a yucky one! We run through some amazing (horrible) headlines, a young video-store employee has a toilet shocker, some lads create multi-racial chaos in a tower block lift, and a guy has an poo-tinged melt down when meeting the in-laws. We question exactly what our Lord is into, and our evening question; "What's the most inappropriate thing you've done in someone else's house?". Prepare yourself!

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Episode 56 - "The Bathroom Stomper"

Wed, 07 Aug 2024 04:00:02 GMT

Welcome to the moistest episode of The Thread of Gentlemen yet! We're dropping heavy loads of comedy reactions right into your ear holes. This week's stories include some suspiciously filled doughnuts, Simba gets rowdy with a sleeping lady, and a man tests out something he's only ever heard about online. Chaos will ensue.

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Episode 55 - "Water Poolo"

Wed, 31 Jul 2024 04:00:46 GMT

It's time to lower the tone! This week's hilarious stories and confessions take a dark turn with a military themed revenge story. Two lovers in the throws of passion get caught in a fecal blame game, Larry panics at the pool, and our Agony Uncle section returns as we discover the haunting reason our storyteller doesn't sleep at night. Strap up, strap in, and strap on! This week is a feisty one!

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Episode 54 - "Grunt Sculptures"

Wed, 24 Jul 2024 04:00:43 GMT

Roll up for another dose of depravity! This week a young man gets a sign from the insect world to stop abusing his meat. Next up, an enthusiastic couple cause an eye raising injury, and a man experiences his lowest point in a chicken shop bathroom. Our Agony Aunt section continues with an angry open letter to the perpetrator of a fecal crime and we ask, "What's the weirdest euphemism you've heard?". Strap in dear listeners and let the gentlemen lower the tone!

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Episode 53 - "Holes Is Holes"

Wed, 17 Jul 2024 04:00:31 GMT

What's with the van people? Welcome back to the funniest and grossest stories sent in by listeners and on the internet! This week a man takes a real gamble outside the hospital - and loses. A pub crawl with the rugby team goes massively wrong when a drug hungry reveller leaves a trail of mystery behind him, and we finally tackle the now internet-famous story... The Poop Knife. Finally, we hear about a massive over-reaction dressed as revenge, and we ask "What's The Weirdest Things You Did When You Were Horny?"... Brace yourself.

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Episode 52 - The Sh*tterfall

Wed, 10 Jul 2024 04:00:05 GMT

Get ready for another wipe of the most hilarious listener stories on the web! The Gentlemen are back with this weeks bountiful selection of tall tales and funny stories. On the menu this week; a young lad plays a risky prank on his mum, the tour life catches up with a musician on the road, and once again a pizza box is forced to hold something other than a delicious doughy snack!

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Episode 51 - The Dark Patches

Wed, 03 Jul 2024 04:00:23 GMT

We're back for Season Five with a further drop in morals and a big dose of depravity! Get ready for more hilarious, vomit inducing stories sent in by listeners and from the intenet! This week we discuss the worst thing to happen on the London Underground, a chilli enthusiast needs to dispose of his crop better, a drunk man has a stroke - or wipe - of genius, and we break down some of the best tall tales your mates have told you!

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Bonus - Robot Wars (Outtake)

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 04:00:20 GMT

Season Five is bubbling in the pot, so here's a starter to get you in the mood! This outtake from Season Four was too funny to be stranded on the cutting room floor. Prepare to have your childhood ruined as The Gentlemen consider Robot Wars...

See you soon for Season Five!

The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.

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Episode 50 - Mother Theresa's Bits

Wed, 03 Apr 2024 07:44:21 GMT

We've reached the end of Season Four, so sit back & relax as we end it with some more hilarious horrible stories sent in by listeners & scraped from the underbelly of the internet! This week we discuss chunder antics in McDonalds, the worst way to get a call back from a one night stand, a risky story about a fart that goes awry, Santa goes rogue, and some hospital stories to keep worried about getting old! See you soon for Season 5!

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Episode 49 - "Side Missions III"

Wed, 20 Mar 2024 05:00:29 GMT

Whilst Charlie is off on his "honeymoon", we're force feeding you another spoonful of that there Side Missions.

Ben & Johnny go through a traumatising tale about about a poor lizard. Then we keep things light with some horrendous pet names for lovers, and some of the worst seggs stories ever read out. Bring tarp, terps, and a net - it's about to get wild!

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Episode 48 - Once Upon a Poop

Wed, 13 Mar 2024 05:00:29 GMT

Having a good day? The Thread of Gentlemen podcast returns to change all that! Ben, Charlie and Johnny return to your ears with a fresh dose of hilarious horrible stories from the internet and sent in by listeners. This week we've got a difficult choice in a toilet cubicle, a lad tried his best to impregnate his pillow, and who is the one armed watcher? As if all that isn't enough, we run through some amazing stories proving once and for all that kids are stupid.

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Episode 47 - The BEST Nicknames (Part Three)

Wed, 06 Mar 2024 05:00:47 GMT

Ready, Thready, Go! Ben, Charlie and Johnny return to your eye holes with a fresh dose of hilarious horrible stories... better follow this one up with a dose of Penicillin just to be safe. This week we've got a twisted time at the teddy bear's picnic, a Scottish camper makes some terrible decisions, and a toilet phone caller learns a terrible lesson. Finally, you keep sending in your best nicknames - and we'll keep reading them! - the BEST nicknames part three!

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Episode 46 - A Tube of Beige Havoc

Wed, 28 Feb 2024 05:00:31 GMT

Sit back, relax, and let your hosts Ben, Charlie and Johnny serve you another slice of hilarious internet stories. This week we're reading about a kid who has a shocker whilst flexing in the shower, a guy makes a fart sponge, and we delve into a relatable tale about night club toilets. Join us for further discussion into our recent Surstromming stinky fish challenge video on Youtube!

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Episode 45 - There Was No Pizza

Wed, 21 Feb 2024 05:00:49 GMT

This week your hosts Ben, Charlie and Johnny serve you another hilarious confessions and funny stories sent in by listeners - so we can all learn from their mistakes! Today we've got a cautionary tale for dog walkers and an accidental win for a bush bandit, a lad overhears something harrowing in Tescos, Gaz teaches a young labourer some life lessons, and we've got a list of the most shameful nuts you'd admit to over the internet!

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Episode 44 - The BEST Nicknames (Part Two)

Wed, 14 Feb 2024 05:00:26 GMT

Sit back, relax, and let your hosts Ben, Charlie and Johnny serve you another slice of deep-fried depravity. This week we're talking nosey neighbours, a woman with a stomach upset has an absolute shocker immortalised in time, and we return to a fan favourite - the BEST nicknames you've ever heard!

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Episode 43 - "He Did WHAT In Morrisons?"

Wed, 07 Feb 2024 05:00:41 GMT

Prepare to have your faith in humanity destroyed. This week your hosts Ben, Charlie and Johnny break down Stephen Hawking's alleged midget fetish, some children spread a poo as far as it will go, a chap called Steve has a bad time, and a drug-addled party boy reaches critical brown in the alcohol aisle. As if that's not enough, we serve you some horror stories from the buffet restaurant.

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Episode 42 - "Side Missions II"

Wed, 31 Jan 2024 05:00:20 GMT

Kipps is ill with some kind of chest infection/STD, so we're bringing you another dollop of Side Missions.

Johnny & Charlie go through some of the best comments on a recent TikTok post that went viral, we play a quick game of gross girls vs gross boys, we return to the Darwin Awards with some real plonkers, and there's possibly the grimmest story of all time. Hold tight!

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Episode 41 - "The Smell Of..."

Wed, 24 Jan 2024 05:00:48 GMT

This week we roll through a poo-tinged revenge story, a young man plays with a lighter whilst having a dump, and we experience the return of Kevin.

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Episode 40 - "Chicken Boyz"

Wed, 17 Jan 2024 05:00:27 GMT

Season four keeps rolling on as we explore haemorrhoids, a very confident man doesn't share, and some young lads take a road trip with a monster munch theme.

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Episode 39 - "The Drunken Sailor"

Wed, 10 Jan 2024 05:00:31 GMT

New Year. Same Gentlemen. We've got a fresh selection of yucky tales to start off your year right! A young man has a smelly appendage, a bad uncle feeds a fish, and some hooligans plan a bun heist!

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Episode 38 - "The Xmas Trebuchet Special"

Wed, 20 Dec 2023 05:00:21 GMT

Oh Holy Night we're back! We kick off Season 4 with our 2023 Christmas Special. Unwrap a fresh Christmas selection including doggy diarrhoea, trebuchets, scarring of minors and a strange man called Roy. Merry Christmas y'all!

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Episode 37 - "Halloween Special"

Wed, 25 Oct 2023 04:00:24 GMT

Whilst we're stir the cauldron of Season 4, we make an offering. Some of the spookiest and scariest stories from the first three seasons of the podcast! Here be wrong'uns...

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Episode 36 - "Best of Season Three"

Wed, 04 Oct 2023 04:00:39 GMT

Relive the best moments from The Thread of Gentlemen third season with this best of compilation! There's poops, there's drawings on seagulls, and something heinous happens to a mac and cheese. Hot damn!

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Episode 35 - "Mr Daddy & The Corpsebagging"

Wed, 30 Aug 2023 04:00:34 GMT

The Thread of Gentlemen conclude Season Three with a bang - or a bag actually. Join us as we react to the funniest and most cringe-worthy tales sent in by listeners. We've got some Irish wedding japes, Mr Daddy torments a teen hiking group, and a group of emos accidentally molest a corpse. I never thought I'd have to type that.

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Episode 34 - "Pootism & The Blind War"

Wed, 23 Aug 2023 04:00:44 GMT

The Thread of Gentlemen podcast welcomes you once again! Join us as we react to the funniest and most cringe-worthy tales sent in by listeners. The space beneath the bottom of the barrel deepens as we learn about a chap named Phil, some more poops in cars, and a loose cannon wages a one man war-of-attrition against the blind community. Plus, are these the most embarrassing situations ever? Let's find out...

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Episode 33 - "SIDE MISSIONS"

Wed, 16 Aug 2023 04:00:32 GMT

The Thread of Gentlemen podcast returns with SIDE MISSIONS! Ben is off in Amsterdam this week, so we're going through a list of our favourite Urban Dictionary horrors and some of the worst ever sex stories. Hot damn.

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Episode 32 - "How To Flush Floating Poop"

Wed, 09 Aug 2023 04:00:43 GMT

The Thread of Gentlemen podcast returns! Join us as we react to the funniest and most cringe-worthy tales sent in by listeners. This episode has one of the worst things we've ever heard on the podcast and we're a year deep now. Plus, some self help on what NOT to do with floaters, we all get a bit worried about a story involving kids, and are petrol stations the place to be?

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Episode 31 - "Goldfish Goulash"

Wed, 02 Aug 2023 04:00:49 GMT

The Thread of Gentlemen podcast returns! Join us as we react to the funniest and most cringe-worthy tales sent in by listeners. In store this week is a horrible tale about drunk teenagers and goldfish, we break down the Darwin Awards top contenders, and round up some mental conspiracy theories. Each week, we pick the best story and reward the writer with a free T-shirt. Tune in for a good laugh and some hilarious entertainment!

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Episode 30 - "POW!"

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 04:00:26 GMT

The Thread of Gentlemen podcast returns! Join us as we react to the funniest and most cringe-worthy tales sent in by listeners. This time around there's brown stained trauma at Glastonbury Festival, there's a strong contender for the worst morning ever, and we hear about a bad dad. We break down a list of the craziest stories from Amsterdam hotels. Each week, we pick the best story and reward the writer with a free T-shirt. Tune in for a good laugh and some hilarious entertainment!

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Episode 29 - The Brown Prologue

Wed, 19 Jul 2023 04:00:42 GMT

The Thread of Gentlemen podcast returns! Join us as we react to the funniest and most cringe-worthy tales sent in by listeners. This time around what happens at church camp doesn't stay at church camp, an ill man does the food shop, and a guy wakes up the in-laws. We break down a list of the best travel complaints ever. Each week, we pick the best story and reward the writer with a free T-shirt. Tune in for a good laugh and some hilarious entertainment!

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Episode 28 - "The Coat hanger"

Wed, 12 Jul 2023 04:00:02 GMT

The Thread of Gentlemen podcast returns! Join us as we react to the funniest and most cringe-worthy tales sent in by listeners. This time we hear about a Mission Impossible themed dump, a bereaved woman makes a poor choice, and a coat hanger becomes a weapon. We also break down Reddit's most nope things a sexual partner has asked. Each week, we pick the best story and reward the writer with a free T-shirt. Tune in for a good laugh and some hilarious entertainment!

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Episode 27 - "The Hulk Hogan with Sam Golin"

Wed, 05 Jul 2023 04:00:06 GMT

The Thread of Gentlemen podcast returns! Join us as we react to the funniest and most cringe-worthy tales sent in by listeners. This time we are joined by comedian Sam Golin who helps us tackle fecal car decoration, a passed out guy gets decorated for Christmas, Roy's dad's secret, the double diver, and we talk Reddit's guiltiest faps. Each week, we pick the best story and reward the writer with a free T-shirt. Tune in for a good laugh and some hilarious entertainment!

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Episode 26 - "Florida Man..."

Wed, 28 Jun 2023 04:00:15 GMT

The Thread of Gentlemen podcast returns! Join us as we react to the funniest and most cringe-worthy tales sent in by listeners. There's masturbation on trains, a weekend of bowel problems, the weekend comes early, and we play "The Florida Man" game. Each week, we pick the best story and reward the writer with a free T-shirt. Tune in for a good laugh and some hilarious entertainment!

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Episode 25 - "Cum Jars & Butter Beans"

Wed, 21 Jun 2023 04:00:56 GMT

The Thread of Gentlemen podcast returns! Join us as we react to the funniest and most cringe-worthy tales sent in by listeners. This time we hear about a horrible jar, the worst teenage group outing, a bogey mystery, we meet "The Pirate" and we hear a heartwarming tale about lentils. Each week, we pick the best story and reward the writer with a free T-shirt. Tune in for a good laugh and some hilarious entertainment!

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Episode 24 - "The Seagull Artisté"

Wed, 14 Jun 2023 04:00:58 GMT

Join us for another dose of The Thread of Gentlemen podcast! We react to the funniest and most cringe-worthy tales sent in by listeners. We hear a period drama poo story, a young lad gets humbled by an older lady, Glen is the worst friend ever, a seagull gets it's dues, and we rattle off some toilet mishaps. Each week, we pick the best story and reward the writer with a free T-shirt. Tune in for a good laugh and some hilarious entertainment!

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Episode 23 - "Bambi"

Wed, 07 Jun 2023 04:00:20 GMT

The Thread of Gentlemen podcast returns! Join us as we react to the funniest and most cringe-worthy tales sent in by listeners. Kicking off with an office based assault, a lad has a mad brother, there's a nutter in the local gym, some airborne pants, and we reel off some of the best nicknames on the internet. Each week, we pick the best story and reward the writer with a free T-shirt. Tune in for a good laugh and some hilarious entertainment!

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Season Three Trailer

Tue, 30 May 2023 21:28:25 GMT

Thrice as nice! The Gentlemen return for Season 3 on June 7th with the usual array of drunk tales, toilet mishaps, and insane stories.

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Episode 22 - "Best of Season Two"

Wed, 19 Apr 2023 04:00:27 GMT

It's a ruddy best of episode! Relive some of our favourite stories, moments, and anarchy from Season Two. Featuring a guy violating a bin, a kebab overreaction, the worst morning ever, some naughty teens experiment with laxatives, and Ben introduces a new insensitive character for Season Three... We'll see you there!

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Episode 21 - "Bumshots!"

Wed, 22 Mar 2023 05:00:34 GMT

We round out this season of The Thread of Gentlemen with some quality grot. We discuss Stanley and his Bumshots, a thoughtful Xmas present back fires, a worker takes his job security - and his pants - into his own hands, what's the worst thing that's ever happened during sex?, and a new legend is born in the kitchen bin. Thanks for listening!

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Episode 20 - "Between Elephants & Beavers"

Wed, 15 Mar 2023 05:00:52 GMT

Discover new and interesting facts to make you a better person this week with The Thread of Gentlemen. We discuss dodgy vanilla flavourings, a bit of anal goes wrong, a guy called Tony needs better friends, a shop gets redecorated in the worst possible way, and two legends make a sink-full of chunder someone else's problem. Hot damn.

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Episode 19 - "An Overreaction"

Wed, 08 Mar 2023 05:00:59 GMT

Jump back in the saddle with The Thread of Gentlemen. This episodes sees us wrestle monolithic topics. Topics such as school plastic chair farts, a massive overreaction at a stag party, and moron does some DIY that wreaks havoc on his butthole.

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Episode 18 - "Finding Nemo"

Wed, 01 Mar 2023 05:00:45 GMT

This one is really grim. Be warned. The Gentlemen discuss mid-orgasm cramps, a young lad has two trouser accidents in quick succession, another guy glues down carpet with spunk, and we play a new game that upsets us beyond belief.

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Episode 17 - "Ello Guv'nor!"

Wed, 22 Feb 2023 05:00:55 GMT

Mid-Season lunacy starts to set in as Ben begins to channel a Victorian chimney-sweep. In other news, The Gentlemen discuss the real topics of the day; fast food before a long drive, a little urchin does something unspeakable to a stranger's pocket, and an on-stage fart catastrophe causes real issues at a major UK festival.

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Episode 16 - "There's No Poo!"

Wed, 15 Feb 2023 05:00:29 GMT

In a somewhat weird turn of events there are no poo stories in today's episode. Instead, The Gentlemen discuss burning vulvas, the cowshed mystery, and a fire extinguisher causes some real issues for a young lad.

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Episode 15 - "The Worst Morning Ever"

Wed, 08 Feb 2023 05:00:22 GMT

Ride once more into the breach with The Thread of Gentlemen. This week we tackle the hard-hitting issues; the worst morning ever, pooping in cooking utensils, and have you seen a livid monkey in Dorset?

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Episode 14 - "Horse Dildos & Hairy Women"

Wed, 01 Feb 2023 05:00:46 GMT

Back at it the Gentlemen face up the topics of festival poops, massive equestrian sex toys, and we meet a young woman called Mary-Ann (AKA Hairy-Ann)...

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Episode 13 - "Crab Meat Surprise"

Wed, 25 Jan 2023 05:00:27 GMT

This week on The Thread of Gentlemen we discuss a poo at a lake, a drunk man steals a swan, and we learn about the crab meat surprise...

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Episode 12 - "Schrödinger's Wipe"

Wed, 18 Jan 2023 05:00:07 GMT

Dive into the second season of The Thread of Gentlemen, where we discuss masturbation at Sea, the worst housemate ever, and the scariest 2 minutes of an employees life.

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Season Two Trailer

Thu, 22 Dec 2022 21:53:11 GMT

Dive back in to The Thread of Gentlemen with the Season 2 trailer! We unleash the second helping of madness on January 18th... better limber up...

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Episode 11 - "Best of Season One"

Wed, 07 Sep 2022 04:00:09 GMT

We're halfway recording the second season, so this week we round up our favourite stories from Season One. Relive and enjoy fan favourites like Papa Shwartz, The Drop of a Hat, and Just Send It! See you soon for Season Two!

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Episode 10 - "Just Send It"

Wed, 06 Jul 2022 04:00:33 GMT

The Gentlemen round out the first season of the podcast with a bumper edition. Featuring a guy sh*tting his pants in a church, an awkward silence at a laser hair removal clinic, a man who won't be using telescopes for a while, and the end of a beanie. Thanks for listening.

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Episode 9 - "Pooneral For A Friend"

Wed, 29 Jun 2022 04:00:52 GMT

This week The Gentlemen discover a three foot turd in Ikea, an unlucky lady creates mustard gas in her shower, and a crazy man holds funerals for his leavings. All the fun at the fair. Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com

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Episode 8 - "How Did The Wolf-man Get Inside The Dragon?"

Wed, 22 Jun 2022 04:00:36 GMT

The Gentlemen discuss a dodgy booze-cruise, a romantic encounter turns into a smelly brown mess, and what happens when you accidentally submit hardcore furry erotica instead of your coursework? Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com

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Episode 7 - "Cow Frisbee!"

Wed, 15 Jun 2022 04:00:29 GMT

The Gentleman discuss unintentional pinkeye, a magician called Wesley, and a not-so-great idea to get out of eating an undercooked steak... Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com

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Episode 6 - "Keep It Together, Maaaaan..."

Wed, 08 Jun 2022 04:00:27 GMT

Today The Gentlemen hear about a rank boy called Bob, a very British love story, and what happens when you are much too high to be in a restaurant... Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com

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Episode 5 - "Butter Goes Off, Matthew, Butter goes Off!"

Wed, 01 Jun 2022 04:00:45 GMT

Today the Gentlemen discuss a waterslide colonic, Kate the fleshlight, and an older lady shows an angry man a good time... Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com

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Episode 4 - "No, Son..."

Wed, 25 May 2022 04:00:12 GMT

In this episode learn of a strange boy called Eric, a man exacts gassy revenge on a small child, and a basement dweller has a nightmare with his dad. The Gentlemen Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com

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Episode 3 - "Just Go To The Doctor - It's Free!"

Wed, 18 May 2022 04:00:20 GMT

Today The Gentlemen discuss the weirdest family in the street, the worst kind of shadow puppet, and an evolutionary enigma known only as Kevin. Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com

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Episode 1 - "It Is What It Is..."

Thu, 12 May 2022 04:00:31 GMT

In this pilot episode The Gentlemen muse over urinal dumps, two brothers from Derbyshire, and why you really want to wear shoes in aeroplane bathrooms... Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com

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Episode 2 - "He's Gone Full-on Fuhrer..."

Thu, 12 May 2022 04:00:03 GMT

In this episode The Gentlemen discuss a mutant themed airborne sex dream, an interesting experience at "the doctors", and a young chap named Terry... AKA Papa Shwartz... Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com

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Season One Trailer

Mon, 09 May 2022 21:11:24 GMT

In this sneaky preview we lift the curtain on The Thread of Gentlemen. Whose gone full-on Fuhrer? Why were the brothers bumming eachother? Will we remember this in the morning? Strap in and strap on for the first season of The Thread of Gentlemen...

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