60 acast.com The Two Cocks Podcast https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot en Fun ,Easy listening,Mental health Two Cocks, One Podcast, Zero Clue Two Cocks, One Podcast, Zero Clue!



Two Cocks coming into your ears once a week! Easy listening, we hope you can laugh and maybe even learn something from our various guests! Aiming to reduce some head noise you might have even for a short time!

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]]> Two Cocks, One Podcast, Zero Clue!



Two Cocks coming into your ears once a week! Easy listening, we hope you can laugh and maybe even learn something from our various guests! Aiming to reduce some head noise you might have even for a short time!

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]]> true info+65ba928be650d40015474ce1@mg-eu.acast.com 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 the-two-cocks-pilot episodic https://assets.pippa.io/shows/65ba928be650d40015474ce1/1706726061871-96a2d66eeb53ae0c409433c5350eb55c.jpeg https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot The Two Cocks Podcast <![CDATA[Ep 066 - Allotments, Puppies, Cyclists & Chocolate Milk]]> Thu, 03 Jul 2025 04:00:00 GMT 34:37 68628c9cdb315037b75b07e8 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-066-allotments-puppies-cyclists-chocolate-milk 68628c9cdb315037b75b07e8 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-066-allotments-puppies-cyclists-chocolate-milk On Zoom full 1 66 We are back! It's a Zoom episode, and really chilled.


We chat about loads, including Smithy's new puppy and Elson's recent holiday


Smithy's signal made him look like a CCTV image from Crimewatch, and we have a listener "Get in the bin"


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]]> We are back! It's a Zoom episode, and really chilled.


We chat about loads, including Smithy's new puppy and Elson's recent holiday


Smithy's signal made him look like a CCTV image from Crimewatch, and we have a listener "Get in the bin"


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]]> Ep 065 - What Is Happening? Ep 065 - What Is Happening? Thu, 26 Jun 2025 04:00:00 GMT 49:11 684474a36604f43e3438ff0b true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-065-what-is-happening 684474a36604f43e3438ff0b 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-065-what-is-happening At The Royal Oak full 1 65

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]]> Ep 064 - Quiz Night!! Ep 064 - Quiz Night!! Thu, 19 Jun 2025 04:00:00 GMT 54:22 684471eb1dd9d3b33ff7398d true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-064-quiz-night 684471eb1dd9d3b33ff7398d 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-064-quiz-night At The Royal Oak full 1 64

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]]> Ep 063 - The Overdue Catch Up Ep 063 - The Overdue Catch Up Thu, 12 Jun 2025 04:00:00 GMT 50:50 684470a4f47b55b37a9ccec5 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-063-the-overdue-catch-up 684470a4f47b55b37a9ccec5 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-063-the-overdue-catch-up At The Royal Oak full 1 63 Reunited!


We cover Ultra Marathons, Anniversaries, Birthdays and food!



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We cover Ultra Marathons, Anniversaries, Birthdays and food!



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]]> Ep 062 - Worst Stadium Names Ep 062 - Worst Stadium Names Thu, 15 May 2025 04:00:00 GMT 43:37 67f7dfc4f97a4bab767ae9d1 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-062-worst-stadium-names 67f7dfc4f97a4bab767ae9d1 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-062-worst-stadium-names At The Brent Knoll Inn full 1 62 We are at The Brent Knoll Inn and we discuss Ramadan, Cat Shit Coffee and Hot Fuzz!


Smithy brings a debate about football stadiums, and then we run out of steam and descend into a long ass game of Bottom Trumps!


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]]> We are at The Brent Knoll Inn and we discuss Ramadan, Cat Shit Coffee and Hot Fuzz!


Smithy brings a debate about football stadiums, and then we run out of steam and descend into a long ass game of Bottom Trumps!


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]]> Ep 061 - What Would You Bring Back From Childhood? Ep 061 - What Would You Bring Back From Childhood? Thu, 08 May 2025 04:00:00 GMT 44:29 67f7cd66bb8fcfee75bbb8af true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-061-what-would-you-bring-back-from-childhood 67f7cd66bb8fcfee75bbb8af 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-061-what-would-you-bring-back-from-childhood At The Red Cow full 1 61 We're back at the Red Cow, and this time we are outside! Lovely sunny pub garden!


Smithy has Top Cock and Cock Head Mechanics, and Elson has Top Cock and Cock Heads from the animation industry


Smithy has this weeks debate of what you'd bring back from your childhood


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]]> We're back at the Red Cow, and this time we are outside! Lovely sunny pub garden!


Smithy has Top Cock and Cock Head Mechanics, and Elson has Top Cock and Cock Heads from the animation industry


Smithy has this weeks debate of what you'd bring back from your childhood


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]]> Ep 060 - What Would Your Death Row Meal Be? Ep 060 - What Would Your Death Row Meal Be? Thu, 01 May 2025 04:00:00 GMT 45:25 67f7bfc3bb8fcfee75b5b16f true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-060-what-would-your-death-row-meal-be 67f7bfc3bb8fcfee75b5b16f 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-060-what-would-your-death-row-meal-be At The Red Cow full 1 60 We're at The Red Cow in Brent Knoll, and its lovely!


Smithy talks about his upcoming Ultra Marathon, and Elson is his own Cock Head for the second week running!


We get Bray's answers for the football league question, and debate our Death Row Meals


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]]> We're at The Red Cow in Brent Knoll, and its lovely!


Smithy talks about his upcoming Ultra Marathon, and Elson is his own Cock Head for the second week running!


We get Bray's answers for the football league question, and debate our Death Row Meals


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]]> Ep 059 - Convict Firefighters - Yes or No? Ep 059 - Convict Firefighters - Yes or No? Thu, 24 Apr 2025 04:00:00 GMT 53:07 67f7a7f078ad3c7901e95d41 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-059-convict-firefighters-yes-or-no 67f7a7f078ad3c7901e95d41 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-059-convict-firefighters-yes-or-no At Sanders Garden Centre full 1 59 Welcome back, we are at one place we never thought we would be - A Garden Centre Cafe!


Elson has had a great time at a wedding, Smithy has a great time with Elson's parents and in laws! And the boys tackle a debate we have been sitting on for a while!


We also have a lovely gift from a previous guest! The reaction is brilliant!


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]]> Welcome back, we are at one place we never thought we would be - A Garden Centre Cafe!


Elson has had a great time at a wedding, Smithy has a great time with Elson's parents and in laws! And the boys tackle a debate we have been sitting on for a while!


We also have a lovely gift from a previous guest! The reaction is brilliant!


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]]> Ep 058 - Mental Health Pub Chat Ep 058 - Mental Health Pub Chat Thu, 17 Apr 2025 04:00:00 GMT 1:01:30 67e81be0903a636fc17044bb true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-058-mental-health-pub-chat 67e81be0903a636fc17044bb 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-058-mental-health-pub-chat full 1 58 This week we are back at The Royal Oak, and it is pure pub chat, multiple tangents and a lot of openness around Men's Mental Health.


Great episode to record, and thank you to The Royal Oak for having us


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]]> This week we are back at The Royal Oak, and it is pure pub chat, multiple tangents and a lot of openness around Men's Mental Health.


Great episode to record, and thank you to The Royal Oak for having us


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]]> Ep 057 - The Train Cart Dilemma Ep 057 - The Train Cart Dilemma Thu, 10 Apr 2025 04:00:00 GMT 42:53 67e81acd735649420e4a0ec1 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-057-the-train-cart-dilemma 67e81acd735649420e4a0ec1 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-057-the-train-cart-dilemma At The Royal Oak full 1 57 We are at The Royal Oak this week! Elson has a psychological dilemma for Smithy that within 3 minutes becomes about getting bummed in prison...


Enjoy..


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]]> We are at The Royal Oak this week! Elson has a psychological dilemma for Smithy that within 3 minutes becomes about getting bummed in prison...


Enjoy..


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]]> <![CDATA[Ep 056 - Worst Thing You've Done On A Group Chat]]> Thu, 03 Apr 2025 04:00:00 GMT 41:25 67e7e250e270d6e036bba909 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-056-worst-thing-youve-done-on-a-group-chat 67e7e250e270d6e036bba909 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-056-worst-thing-youve-done-on-a-group-chat At The Cabin full 1 56 We're back... At Smithy's Mum's! But we're in person and flying!


At least we were until we lost our recording 20 minutes in and had to start again...


Great episode covering Trump, Glass Making, and Group Chat Etiquette


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]]> We're back... At Smithy's Mum's! But we're in person and flying!


At least we were until we lost our recording 20 minutes in and had to start again...


Great episode covering Trump, Glass Making, and Group Chat Etiquette


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]]> Ep 055 - Best Stag Locations Ep 055 - Best Stag Locations Thu, 27 Mar 2025 05:00:00 GMT 38:49 67dc70c0fe6b19f2d21116f9 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-055-best-stag-locations 67dc70c0fe6b19f2d21116f9 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-055-best-stag-locations full 1 55 Welcome back, we cover our recent stag do. Elson has an allotment and a story about a minute's silence, Smithy has been kicked (in a good way), and we round off with some jokes from the internet!


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]]> Welcome back, we cover our recent stag do. Elson has an allotment and a story about a minute's silence, Smithy has been kicked (in a good way), and we round off with some jokes from the internet!


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]]> <![CDATA[Ep 054 - Stupid Games & Tangents]]> Thu, 20 Mar 2025 05:00:00 GMT 54:41 67d7f9a8af1d043055f1838b true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-054-stupid-games-tangents 67d7f9a8af1d043055f1838b 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-054-stupid-games-tangents full 1 54 Elson has a Top Cock and Cock Head from the same place, Smithy has invented a new game, and we have an actual "Phone In!"


We also talk Rolf Harris, Hyenas, Dyslexia and a Stag Do!


No logic, complete chaos. Enjoy!


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]]> Elson has a Top Cock and Cock Head from the same place, Smithy has invented a new game, and we have an actual "Phone In!"


We also talk Rolf Harris, Hyenas, Dyslexia and a Stag Do!


No logic, complete chaos. Enjoy!


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]]> Ep 053 - Funny Pub Names! Ep 053 - Funny Pub Names! Thu, 13 Mar 2025 05:00:00 GMT 36:19 67ab53b13ef0b176ea085149 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-053-funny-pub-names 67ab53b13ef0b176ea085149 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-053-funny-pub-names On Zoom full 1 53 We're on Zoom again this week, and we have absolutely 0 plan!


Elson brings a quick debate about the origin of Pub Names, and as usual we take it to dark and ridiculous places!


Smithy chats about how grateful he is for all the baby messages him and Elle have received, he also goes on to say he has recently upset some Vegans..


Complete shambles from start to finish. But we have LOADS of jokes, and a bit of a Meme-Off at the end!


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]]> We're on Zoom again this week, and we have absolutely 0 plan!


Elson brings a quick debate about the origin of Pub Names, and as usual we take it to dark and ridiculous places!


Smithy chats about how grateful he is for all the baby messages him and Elle have received, he also goes on to say he has recently upset some Vegans..


Complete shambles from start to finish. But we have LOADS of jokes, and a bit of a Meme-Off at the end!


As always, get your content into us @twocockspodcast or email twocockspod@hotmail.com


Also please feel free to buy us a coffee https://buymeacoffee.com/twocockspod

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]]> Ep 052 - Which Cuisine Is Best (On Average) Across The UK? Ep 052 - Which Cuisine Is Best (On Average) Across The UK? Thu, 06 Mar 2025 05:00:00 GMT 34:32 67ab5267b468a1d76fa3c4b3 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-053-which-cuisine-is-best-on-average-across-the-uk 67ab5267b468a1d76fa3c4b3 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-053-which-cuisine-is-best-on-average-across-the-uk On Zoom full 1 53 We're on Zoom again this week. Please enjoy Smithy's frantic search for a mic at the start of the episode!


We both chat about our weekends just gone, and Smithy has a great debate about food cuisines!


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]]> We're on Zoom again this week. Please enjoy Smithy's frantic search for a mic at the start of the episode!


We both chat about our weekends just gone, and Smithy has a great debate about food cuisines!


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]]> Ep 051 - App Chat Ep 051 - App Chat Thu, 27 Feb 2025 05:00:00 GMT 36:05 67a66dac3eadb4f808ab00f7 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-051-app-chat 67a66dac3eadb4f808ab00f7 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-051-app-chat On Zoom full 1 51 We're on Zoom this week, but we try and bring the same energy as usual!


Elson chats about using his "App Timer" as his "Top Cock", whilst Smithy talks about his wife's new App which is "Like Tinder For Mums"


As per, we go off on a few tangents and talk about HMRC, Renaming Bridges and Comment Sections on 'The Hub'...


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]]> We're on Zoom this week, but we try and bring the same energy as usual!


Elson chats about using his "App Timer" as his "Top Cock", whilst Smithy talks about his wife's new App which is "Like Tinder For Mums"


As per, we go off on a few tangents and talk about HMRC, Renaming Bridges and Comment Sections on 'The Hub'...


As always, get your content into us @twocockspodcast or email twocockspod@hotmail.com


Also please feel free to buy us a coffee https://buymeacoffee.com/twocockspod

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]]> <![CDATA[Ep 050 - Urban Dictionary & Reddit Dilemmas - TIMMY TIMMY!!]]> Thu, 20 Feb 2025 05:00:00 GMT 44:46 6794def6ae8b037c9122843d true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-050-urban-dictionary-reddit-dilemmas-timmy-timmy 6794def6ae8b037c9122843d 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-050-urban-dictionary-reddit-dilemmas-timmy-timmy At Consti full 1 50 We are at the Consti again, and we are celebrating our 50th Birthday!


Smithy brings some Reddit dilemmas, and Elson brings a new game where the listeners can get involved!


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]]> We are at the Consti again, and we are celebrating our 50th Birthday!


Smithy brings some Reddit dilemmas, and Elson brings a new game where the listeners can get involved!


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]]> Ep 049 - Lose All Past Memories Or Never Make New Ones? Ep 049 - Lose All Past Memories Or Never Make New Ones? Thu, 13 Feb 2025 05:00:00 GMT 39:43 6794d093ec3194f0e000b580 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-049-lose-all-past-memories-or-never-make-new-ones 6794d093ec3194f0e000b580 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-049-lose-all-past-memories-or-never-make-new-ones At The Consti full 1 49 We are at the Consti again, and covering a wide range of topics!


We have a fantastic debate about Memories, and one about using censored terms online.


The flow on this one was incredible, great back and forth, and in our opinion is one of our best and most balanced episodes in a while!


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]]> We are at the Consti again, and covering a wide range of topics!


We have a fantastic debate about Memories, and one about using censored terms online.


The flow on this one was incredible, great back and forth, and in our opinion is one of our best and most balanced episodes in a while!


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]]> <![CDATA[Ep 048 - It's Our Birthday!]]> Thu, 06 Feb 2025 05:00:00 GMT 48:30 6783da477ba57787eb5acee2 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-048-its-our-birthday 6783da477ba57787eb5acee2 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-048-its-our-birthday full 1 48 It's our birthday! We celebrate by going over our highlights of 2024, and look forward to 2025.


We go through some Debates, News Stories, and "Am I The Asshole?" questions from the world of Reddit!


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]]> It's our birthday! We celebrate by going over our highlights of 2024, and look forward to 2025.


We go through some Debates, News Stories, and "Am I The Asshole?" questions from the world of Reddit!


As always, get you content into us @twocockspodcast and twocockspod@hotmail.com


Feel free to buy us a coffee at https://buymeacoffee.com/twocockspod

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]]> Ep 047 - What Sense Would You Rather Lose? Ep 047 - What Sense Would You Rather Lose? Thu, 30 Jan 2025 05:00:00 GMT 46:44 6783c7105eea4bcf1b4610ab true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-047-what-sense-would-you-rather 6783c7105eea4bcf1b4610ab 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-047-what-sense-would-you-rather full 1 47 We're back at The Hickory Inn, and we love it!


Smithy is hanging after a crate and half of Thatchers, Elson has some great news regarding his Dad, and we have a debate from Mrs Elson!


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]]> We're back at The Hickory Inn, and we love it!


Smithy is hanging after a crate and half of Thatchers, Elson has some great news regarding his Dad, and we have a debate from Mrs Elson!


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]]> <![CDATA[Ep 046 - More 'Would You Rather's' From The Listeners!]]> Thu, 23 Jan 2025 05:00:06 GMT 52:18 6771b37497bec40ae921239c true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-046-more-would-you-rathers-from-the-listeners 6771b37497bec40ae921239c 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-046-more-would-you-rathers-from-the-listeners At Smithys House full 1 46 We're back at Smithy's house!


Having a great time with our makeshift audience (our wives were sat in the same room..)


We cover some great "Would You Rather's" from some of our listeners, Smithy delves into his new 'Dad Joke' book, and Elson has an issue about a shoe that he just can't let go!


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]]> We're back at Smithy's house!


Having a great time with our makeshift audience (our wives were sat in the same room..)


We cover some great "Would You Rather's" from some of our listeners, Smithy delves into his new 'Dad Joke' book, and Elson has an issue about a shoe that he just can't let go!


As always, get your content into us @twocockspodcast and twocockspod@hotmail.com


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]]> Ep 045 - The Cum-Back Episode! Ep 045 - The Cum-Back Episode! Thu, 16 Jan 2025 05:00:00 GMT 46:54 677195dd146f8422c43d9b77 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-045-the-cum-back 677195dd146f8422c43d9b77 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-045-the-cum-back At Smithys House full 1 45 WE ARE BACK!


We discuss the boy's Christmas plans, Smithy's new job and Elson's work on the new trailer!


We have a great debate from a listener about albums, and some political chat that naturally goes off on a tangent!


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]]> WE ARE BACK!


We discuss the boy's Christmas plans, Smithy's new job and Elson's work on the new trailer!


We have a great debate from a listener about albums, and some political chat that naturally goes off on a tangent!


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]]> Ep 044 - Merry Cockmas! - A Quick Message From The Boys Ep 044 - Merry Cockmas! - A Quick Message From The Boys Thu, 19 Dec 2024 05:31:36 GMT 14:54 6748ef515778dc44da91b90a true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-044-quick-christmas-message-from-the-boys 6748ef515778dc44da91b90a 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-044-quick-christmas-message-from-the-boys At Taunton Deane Services full 1 44 Our final episode at the services... Thanks for your hospitality..


A quick episode this week to say thank you for all the support this year!


We are very very grateful, and hopefully the fact we have recorded 3 weeks worth of content in a services car park at 9pm on a Thursday is testament to how much we are committed to this podcast


You're all absolute legends, so have a wicked Christmas, and we'll see you all in the new year!


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]]> Our final episode at the services... Thanks for your hospitality..


A quick episode this week to say thank you for all the support this year!


We are very very grateful, and hopefully the fact we have recorded 3 weeks worth of content in a services car park at 9pm on a Thursday is testament to how much we are committed to this podcast


You're all absolute legends, so have a wicked Christmas, and we'll see you all in the new year!


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]]> Ep 043 - Am I The Asshole? Ep 043 - Am I The Asshole? Thu, 12 Dec 2024 05:26:57 GMT 41:54 6748ee3a5778dc44da917425 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-043-am-i-the-asshole 6748ee3a5778dc44da917425 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-043-am-i-the-asshole At Taunton Deane Services full 1 43 This week we are back at the Taunton Deane Services!


Smithy's truck has ran out of battery, and we have a saviour of a Top Cock who gets it back up and running!


We discuss Sam Smith, Korean Soldiers, Tradesmen and Art Work as well as tackling a debate from the world of Reddit!


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]]> This week we are back at the Taunton Deane Services!


Smithy's truck has ran out of battery, and we have a saviour of a Top Cock who gets it back up and running!


We discuss Sam Smith, Korean Soldiers, Tradesmen and Art Work as well as tackling a debate from the world of Reddit!


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]]> <![CDATA[Ep 042 - Reddit Advice, 'Would You Rather?' & Knock Knock Ginger]]> Thu, 05 Dec 2024 05:23:26 GMT 38:29 6748ed6655a14869b1b755e0 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-042-reddit-advice-knock-knock-ginger 6748ed6655a14869b1b755e0 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-042-reddit-advice-knock-knock-ginger At Taunton Deane Services full 1 42 This week we are at one place we never thought we'd record... The car park at Taunton Deane Services!


We told you... We're committed!


We discuss what Ex-Premier League footballer has been caught playing Knock Knock Ginger, Elson finds a debate from Reddit adn we have a fantastic listener "Would You Rather?"


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]]> This week we are at one place we never thought we'd record... The car park at Taunton Deane Services!


We told you... We're committed!


We discuss what Ex-Premier League footballer has been caught playing Knock Knock Ginger, Elson finds a debate from Reddit adn we have a fantastic listener "Would You Rather?"


As always get you content to us @twocockspodcast


And feel free to support us by buying us a drink at www.buymeacoffee/twocockspod

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]]> Ep 041 - Why Supply Cakes On My Own Birthday? Ep 041 - Why Supply Cakes On My Own Birthday? Thu, 28 Nov 2024 05:00:54 GMT 50:09 6726596498db6b72947e420f true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-041-why-supply-cakes-on-my-own-birthday 6726596498db6b72947e420f 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-041-why-supply-cakes-on-my-own-birthday At The Hickory Inn full 1 41 We're back for our final episode (this time) at The Hickory Inn!


This is a complete unplanned shambles but we manage to make it work!


Thanks to Kerri for our debate!


Enjoy!

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]]> We're back for our final episode (this time) at The Hickory Inn!


This is a complete unplanned shambles but we manage to make it work!


Thanks to Kerri for our debate!


Enjoy!

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]]> Ep 040 - What Do You Wish You Were Asked? Ep 040 - What Do You Wish You Were Asked? Thu, 21 Nov 2024 05:00:35 GMT 43:36 6726465606d11a0e53a4c0f9 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-040-what-do-you-wish-you-were-asked 6726465606d11a0e53a4c0f9 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-040-what-do-you-wish-you-were-asked At The Hickory Inn full 1 40 We're 40! And we didn't mention it at all!


We're back at The Hickory Inn and loving it!


Elson has a funny debate and a series recommendation, Smithy has some Australia stories and gas..


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]]> We're 40! And we didn't mention it at all!


We're back at The Hickory Inn and loving it!


Elson has a funny debate and a series recommendation, Smithy has some Australia stories and gas..


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]]> Ep 039 - What Is The Worst Minor Inconvenience? Ep 039 - What Is The Worst Minor Inconvenience? Thu, 14 Nov 2024 05:02:49 GMT 51:09 6726311a06d11a0e53a0e14a true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-039-what-is-the-worst-minor-inconvenience 6726311a06d11a0e53a0e14a 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-039-what-is-the-worst-minor-inconvenience At The Hickory Inn full 1 39 We're back at The Hickory Inn and we have some great shouts from the listeners this week


We have some things for our "In The Bin" segment, a guest debate and of course, some guest jokes!


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]]> We're back at The Hickory Inn and we have some great shouts from the listeners this week


We have some things for our "In The Bin" segment, a guest debate and of course, some guest jokes!


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]]> Ep 038 - One Cock Down Under - The Australian Special Ep 038 - One Cock Down Under - The Australian Special Thu, 07 Nov 2024 05:00:50 GMT 57:38 672618b43a33b17a60613db8 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-038-one-cock-down-under-the-australian-special 672618b43a33b17a60613db8 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-038-one-cock-down-under-the-australian-special At The Hickory Inn full 1 38 We are at The Hickory Inn!


Smithy is back from his travels, Elson has prepared some questions, and we have our sound effects back!


As always get your content into us @twocockspodcast or twocockspod@hotmail.com



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]]> We are at The Hickory Inn!


Smithy is back from his travels, Elson has prepared some questions, and we have our sound effects back!


As always get your content into us @twocockspodcast or twocockspod@hotmail.com



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]]> <![CDATA[Ep 037 - Pit Stop At Elson's]]> Thu, 31 Oct 2024 05:13:22 GMT 45:09 6720df762daf19454106b258 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-037-pit-stop-at-elsons 6720df762daf19454106b258 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-037-pit-stop-at-elsons full 1 37 We're back, Smithy is on his way home from the airport so he stops into Elson's for a coffee and a chat!


We briefly discuss Smithy and Elle's travels before our Australian Special next week, we also chat about Adam & April's wedding, and their incredible dance!


Halloween jokes are shit and hard to find but we do our best, we also have a great shout out for friend of the Pod, Hughesy's Movember Pledge!


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]]> We're back, Smithy is on his way home from the airport so he stops into Elson's for a coffee and a chat!


We briefly discuss Smithy and Elle's travels before our Australian Special next week, we also chat about Adam & April's wedding, and their incredible dance!


Halloween jokes are shit and hard to find but we do our best, we also have a great shout out for friend of the Pod, Hughesy's Movember Pledge!


As always get your content into us @twocockspodcast or twocockspod@hotmail.com


Feel free to buy us a coffee at https://buymeacoffee.com/twocockspod

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]]> <![CDATA[Ep 036 - Ducks v Horses & Krueger v Diddy - With GUEST HOST Wyatt Gudgin-Jones]]> Thu, 24 Oct 2024 02:00:24 GMT 52:58 670cf250f100437f3b9a1b35 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-036-ducks-v-horses-krueger-v-diddy-with-guest-host-wyatt- 670cf250f100437f3b9a1b35 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-036-ducks-v-horses-krueger-v-diddy-with-guest-host-wyatt- On Zoom full 1 36 Elson & Wyatt are back on Zoom!


Elson says something that makes him feel old, Wyatt has some shitty travel experiences, and then brings some hilarious "Would You Rathers"


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]]> Elson & Wyatt are back on Zoom!


Elson says something that makes him feel old, Wyatt has some shitty travel experiences, and then brings some hilarious "Would You Rathers"


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]]> <![CDATA[Ep 035 - Would You Rather Know 'When' Or 'How' You'll Die? - With GUEST HOST Wyatt Gudgin-Jones]]> Thu, 17 Oct 2024 04:30:22 GMT 1:05:05 6702a82f3bf8f4c96d26e33f true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-035-would-you-rather-know-when-or-how-youll-die-with-gues 6702a82f3bf8f4c96d26e33f 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-035-would-you-rather-know-when-or-how-youll-die-with-gues On Zoom full 1 35 This week in Smithy's absence, Wyatt has kindly offered to step in as a guest host and he BRINGS IT with the best Cock Head story Elson has ever heard!


He also brings a really good debate to make you think, and some classic jokes!


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]]> This week in Smithy's absence, Wyatt has kindly offered to step in as a guest host and he BRINGS IT with the best Cock Head story Elson has ever heard!


He also brings a really good debate to make you think, and some classic jokes!


As always, get your content into us @twocockspodcast or email twocockspod@hotmail.com

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]]> Ep 034 - The Football XI Special - With Special Guest, Aaron Bray Ep 034 - The Football XI Special - With Special Guest, Aaron Bray Thu, 10 Oct 2024 04:44:59 GMT 56:30 66f1d3586f9d68541bf203c6 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-034-the-football-xi-special-with-special-guest-bray 66f1d3586f9d68541bf203c6 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-034-the-football-xi-special-with-special-guest-bray At The Consti in Clevedon full 1 34 It's the Football Special! We are back at The Consti and Bray joins us again.


The boys give their 90/00s XI, and their 00/10s XI, Bray has a hilarious Top Cock, and Smithy gets the ball rolling on our Two Cocks Podcast XI


Enjoy!


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]]> It's the Football Special! We are back at The Consti and Bray joins us again.


The boys give their 90/00s XI, and their 00/10s XI, Bray has a hilarious Top Cock, and Smithy gets the ball rolling on our Two Cocks Podcast XI


Enjoy!


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]]> Ep 033 - Freight Forwarding Special - With Special Guest, Aaron Bray Ep 033 - Freight Forwarding Special - With Special Guest, Aaron Bray Thu, 03 Oct 2024 05:30:45 GMT 47:21 66f1c04a6f9d68541bed8e51 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-033-freight-forwarding-with-special-guest-bray 66f1c04a6f9d68541bed8e51 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-033-freight-forwarding-with-special-guest-bray At The Consti in Clevedon full 1 33 We are back at The Consti, an old favourite and work place of the famous Julie!


This week we have a great friend of the boys, and friend of the pod, Bray on to talk about his career in freight forwarding and answer the boys questions!


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]]> We are back at The Consti, an old favourite and work place of the famous Julie!


This week we have a great friend of the boys, and friend of the pod, Bray on to talk about his career in freight forwarding and answer the boys questions!


As always, get your content into us @twocockspodcast or twocockspod@hotmail.com

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]]> <![CDATA[Ep 032 - How Does Your 'Local' Become Your 'Local' & Is Cereal Soup?]]> Thu, 26 Sep 2024 04:45:00 GMT 1:18:07 66d782663895e5a9f8b74d65 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-032-is-cereal-soup 66d782663895e5a9f8b74d65 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-032-is-cereal-soup On Zoom full 1 32 We're back on Zoom due to busy schedules again this week!


This one is a right laugh! Smithy has a great off the cuff debate about how a local becomes a local and Elson calls out some shit behaviour!


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]]> We're back on Zoom due to busy schedules again this week!


This one is a right laugh! Smithy has a great off the cuff debate about how a local becomes a local and Elson calls out some shit behaviour!


As always get your content into us @twocockspodcast or email twocockspod@hotmail.com

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]]> Ep 031 - Would You Rather Be Invisible Or Fly? Ep 031 - Would You Rather Be Invisible Or Fly? Thu, 19 Sep 2024 05:45:13 GMT 48:23 66d7799e91ae4d209b449dbf false https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-031-would-you-rather-be-invisible-or-fly 66d7799e91ae4d209b449dbf 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-031-would-you-rather-be-invisible-or-fly On Zoom full 1 31 We're back on Zoom due to busy schedules this week!


This one is a right laugh! Smithy finally gets his camera working, we have a stupid debate, and Elson has a heartfelt poem for our former England Manager!


As always get your content into us @twocockspodcast or email twocockspod@hotmail.com

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]]> We're back on Zoom due to busy schedules this week!


This one is a right laugh! Smithy finally gets his camera working, we have a stupid debate, and Elson has a heartfelt poem for our former England Manager!


As always get your content into us @twocockspodcast or email twocockspod@hotmail.com

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]]> Ep 030 - What Makes You Feel Old? Ep 030 - What Makes You Feel Old? Thu, 12 Sep 2024 05:50:54 GMT 1:14:27 66c0d79097d5e0cc4f628e96 false https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-030-what-makes-you-feel-old 66c0d79097d5e0cc4f628e96 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-030-what-makes-you-feel-old full 1 30

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]]> Ep 029 - Does A Personalised Number Plate Make You A Cock? Ep 029 - Does A Personalised Number Plate Make You A Cock? Thu, 05 Sep 2024 07:18:03 GMT 59:26 66c0c040ad68fd0165fa1cc3 false https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-029-does-a-personalised-plate-make-you-a-cock 66c0c040ad68fd0165fa1cc3 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-029-does-a-personalised-plate-make-you-a-cock full 1 29

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]]> Ep 028 - Animation Special (Part 2) - With Special Guest, Technical Demonstrator Aaron Prout Ep 028 - Animation Special (Part 2) - With Special Guest, Technical Demonstrator Aaron Prout Thu, 29 Aug 2024 05:50:07 GMT 1:39:56 66c0ae23bc2cd0e16987aa69 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-028-animation-special-part-2-with-special-guest-technical 66c0ae23bc2cd0e16987aa69 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-028-animation-special-part-2-with-special-guest-technical full 1 28 We're back at The Crown & Anchor with part 2 of our animation special with Aaron Prout!


Hear our favourite animated films, Smithy's will not surprise you...

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]]> We're back at The Crown & Anchor with part 2 of our animation special with Aaron Prout!


Hear our favourite animated films, Smithy's will not surprise you...

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]]> Ep 028 - Animation Special (Part 1) - With Special Guest, Technical Demonstrator Aaron Prout Ep 028 - Animation Special (Part 1) - With Special Guest, Technical Demonstrator Aaron Prout Thu, 22 Aug 2024 05:50:06 GMT 1:03:28 66c08d8797d5e0cc4f508299 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-028-animation-special-part-1-with-special-guest-technical 66c08d8797d5e0cc4f508299 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-028-animation-special-part-1-with-special-guest-technical full 1 28 This week, we are at The Crown & Anchor, Plymouth and we are discussing Elson's profession of Animation, with his old Technical Demonstrator, and great friend of the Pod, Aaron Prout.


We have greatly improved our sound quality, and we hope you enjoy it. Smithy is excited by our new podcast toy as it includes sound effects! This episode is a 2 parter as we have loads to cover. Enjoy!

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]]> This week, we are at The Crown & Anchor, Plymouth and we are discussing Elson's profession of Animation, with his old Technical Demonstrator, and great friend of the Pod, Aaron Prout.


We have greatly improved our sound quality, and we hope you enjoy it. Smithy is excited by our new podcast toy as it includes sound effects! This episode is a 2 parter as we have loads to cover. Enjoy!

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]]> <![CDATA[Ep 027 - Blind Rankings & RSPCA Superheroes - With Returing Guest, Neil Loy]]> Thu, 15 Aug 2024 05:45:54 GMT 1:00:08 669ac90c6a2f3a594d439259 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-027-with-re-occuring-guest-neil-loy 669ac90c6a2f3a594d439259 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-027-with-re-occuring-guest-neil-loy At The Riff Corner, Clevedon full 1 27 Our usual shambles, but with our first returing guest!


Neil joins us to talk about his new venture with the RSPCA, we have TWO blind rankings, and as usual, the episode descends into CHAOS! You do not want to miss this one!


As always, get your jokes and ideas to us @twocockspodcast on socials, or email twocockspod@hotmail.com

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]]> Our usual shambles, but with our first returing guest!


Neil joins us to talk about his new venture with the RSPCA, we have TWO blind rankings, and as usual, the episode descends into CHAOS! You do not want to miss this one!


As always, get your jokes and ideas to us @twocockspodcast on socials, or email twocockspod@hotmail.com

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]]> Ep 026 - Should There Be A Death Penalty? Ep 026 - Should There Be A Death Penalty? Thu, 08 Aug 2024 05:45:29 GMT 1:05:45 669b812b4a41c3e9cedd6bf6 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-026-should-there-be-a-death-penalty 669b812b4a41c3e9cedd6bf6 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-026-should-there-be-a-death-penalty At The Riff Corner, Clevedon full 1 26 This week, we discuss if there should be a death penalty, it sounds like a heavy topic, but with Smithy being at least 6 pints deep it just ends up with some mad ideas!


The rhyming game makes a return, and Elson has a very special mention.


As always, get your jokes and ideas to us @twocockspodcast on socials, or email twocockspod@hotmail.com

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]]> This week, we discuss if there should be a death penalty, it sounds like a heavy topic, but with Smithy being at least 6 pints deep it just ends up with some mad ideas!


The rhyming game makes a return, and Elson has a very special mention.


As always, get your jokes and ideas to us @twocockspodcast on socials, or email twocockspod@hotmail.com

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]]> <![CDATA[Ep 025 - Best Toys & Games From The 90s/00s?]]> Thu, 01 Aug 2024 05:45:35 GMT 1:12:28 669aae56e610c36c48fa6093 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-025-best-toy-from-the-90s 669aae56e610c36c48fa6093 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-025-best-toy-from-the-90s At The Riff Corner, Clevedon full 1 25 This week we are at The Riff Corner in Clevedon, great venue!


We discuss Englands Euros exit, Bandaged Ears, and Toys and Games of the 90s!


As always, get your jokes and ideas to us @twocockspodcast on socials, or email twocockspod@hotmail.com

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]]> This week we are at The Riff Corner in Clevedon, great venue!


We discuss Englands Euros exit, Bandaged Ears, and Toys and Games of the 90s!


As always, get your jokes and ideas to us @twocockspodcast on socials, or email twocockspod@hotmail.com

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]]> Ep 024 - Should We Have A Royal Family? Ep 024 - Should We Have A Royal Family? Thu, 25 Jul 2024 05:30:53 GMT 44:08 66882ac619ce290b0b79a06f true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-024-should-we-have-a-royal-family 66882ac619ce290b0b79a06f 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-024-should-we-have-a-royal-family At The Royal Oak full 1 24 This week we thank The Royal Oak for having us, Smithy has a hilarious 'Golden' news story and we have a Royal Debate!


As always get your content into us @twocockspodcast on socials, and email twocockspod@hotmail.com

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]]> This week we thank The Royal Oak for having us, Smithy has a hilarious 'Golden' news story and we have a Royal Debate!


As always get your content into us @twocockspodcast on socials, and email twocockspod@hotmail.com

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]]> Ep 023 - With Special Guest, Wedding Videographer, Ben Pope Ep 023 - With Special Guest, Wedding Videographer, Ben Pope Thu, 18 Jul 2024 05:30:23 GMT 2:06:34 668823a7fc882c395b105c93 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-023-with-special-guest-wedding-ideographer-ben-pope 668823a7fc882c395b105c93 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-023-with-special-guest-wedding-ideographer-ben-pope At The Royal Oak full 1 23 We're back at the Royal Oak in Clevedon, this time with a special guest, Elson's wedding videographer, Ben Pope!


Ben takes us through the world of wedding videography, the good, the bad, and the ugly, and has also brought some of his own Top Cocks, Cock Heads and a quick Mass Debate!


As always, get your content in to us @twocockspodcast on socials and twocockspod@hotmail.com

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]]> We're back at the Royal Oak in Clevedon, this time with a special guest, Elson's wedding videographer, Ben Pope!


Ben takes us through the world of wedding videography, the good, the bad, and the ugly, and has also brought some of his own Top Cocks, Cock Heads and a quick Mass Debate!


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]]> <![CDATA[Ep 022 - Elson's Honeymoon & Is This A Scam Debate]]> Thu, 11 Jul 2024 05:30:32 GMT 1:15:41 668813faf5f883ab76543891 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-022-elsons-honeymoon-is-this-a-scam-debate 668813faf5f883ab76543891 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-022-elsons-honeymoon-is-this-a-scam-debate At The Royal Oak full 1 22 Guess Who's Back, Back Again.. 


Elson's back from Honeymoon, and we discuss all things Norway, Smithy has a great Blind Ranking for Elson, and we briefly discuss what Scams are so accepted that we don't know they're scams. 


As usual we have some great Top Cocks, Cock Heads and Jokes! 


Please get your content in to us @twocockspodcast on socials, and email twocockspod@hotmail.com 

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]]> Guess Who's Back, Back Again.. 


Elson's back from Honeymoon, and we discuss all things Norway, Smithy has a great Blind Ranking for Elson, and we briefly discuss what Scams are so accepted that we don't know they're scams. 


As usual we have some great Top Cocks, Cock Heads and Jokes! 


Please get your content in to us @twocockspodcast on socials, and email twocockspod@hotmail.com 

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]]> <![CDATA[Ep 021 - Funniest Thing You've Done At Work]]> Thu, 04 Jul 2024 06:00:34 GMT 1:08:55 6665c540ba6e17001247c0b3 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-021 6665c540ba6e17001247c0b3 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-021 At Smithys House full 1 21 This week we say Happy 4th July to our American listeners (even though we don't know what its for..), Smithy has a funny cock head which is quite relevant to the general election, and we talk about our funniest stories from work! We also have a dilemma from our mate Nugget!


As always, get your 'Top Cocks', 'Cock Heads', 'Mass Debates' and Jokes to us @twocockspodcast on socials and email us at twocockspod@hotmail.com

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]]> This week we say Happy 4th July to our American listeners (even though we don't know what its for..), Smithy has a funny cock head which is quite relevant to the general election, and we talk about our funniest stories from work! We also have a dilemma from our mate Nugget!


As always, get your 'Top Cocks', 'Cock Heads', 'Mass Debates' and Jokes to us @twocockspodcast on socials and email us at twocockspod@hotmail.com

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]]> <![CDATA[Ep 020 - What Happened To Maddie McCann? & Other Conspiracy Theories]]> Thu, 27 Jun 2024 06:00:03 GMT 1:12:16 666c9f6cfc8fc3001277bc0c true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-020-what-happened-to-maddie-mccann-other-conspiracy-theor 666c9f6cfc8fc3001277bc0c 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-020-what-happened-to-maddie-mccann-other-conspiracy-theor On Zoom full 1 20 We're back on Zoom this week and both CANNOT be arsed. Smithy has a long winded cock head who talks absolute dribble for hours (maybe he should start a podcast..) and Elson can finally disclose what happened in the Sports Direct Saga!


We discuss our thoughts behind the infamous Madeleine McCann case, which leads us to some ridiculous conspiracy theories, Elson gives Smithy our first ever Blind Ranking, and have some listener jokes!


As always, get your jokes, content ideas or anything else over to us @twocockspodcast on socials or twocockspod@hotmail.com

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]]> We're back on Zoom this week and both CANNOT be arsed. Smithy has a long winded cock head who talks absolute dribble for hours (maybe he should start a podcast..) and Elson can finally disclose what happened in the Sports Direct Saga!


We discuss our thoughts behind the infamous Madeleine McCann case, which leads us to some ridiculous conspiracy theories, Elson gives Smithy our first ever Blind Ranking, and have some listener jokes!


As always, get your jokes, content ideas or anything else over to us @twocockspodcast on socials or twocockspod@hotmail.com

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]]> Ep 019 - Should There Be A Fat Tax? Ep 019 - Should There Be A Fat Tax? Thu, 20 Jun 2024 06:00:54 GMT 1:06:14 6665a22bba6e170012433597 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-019-should-there-be-a-fat-tax 6665a22bba6e170012433597 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-019-should-there-be-a-fat-tax At Smithys House full 1 19 This week we discuss Elson's new car, and he has a poem to his old Peugeot! Smithy brings this week's Mass Debate and questions if we should have a Fat Tax, we have some listener jokes, and we get carried away playing Yo Momma!


As always, get your 'Cock Heads', 'Top Cocks', 'Mass Debates' and Jokes to us on socials @TwoCocksPodcast and email us at twocockspod@hotmail.com

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]]> This week we discuss Elson's new car, and he has a poem to his old Peugeot! Smithy brings this week's Mass Debate and questions if we should have a Fat Tax, we have some listener jokes, and we get carried away playing Yo Momma!


As always, get your 'Cock Heads', 'Top Cocks', 'Mass Debates' and Jokes to us on socials @TwoCocksPodcast and email us at twocockspod@hotmail.com

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]]> Ep 018 - Smithy Marathon Special Ep 018 - Smithy Marathon Special Thu, 13 Jun 2024 06:00:24 GMT 41:53 66658b4fb46da30012e552e7 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep018-smithy-marathon-special 66658b4fb46da30012e552e7 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep018-smithy-marathon-special At Smithys House full 1 18 We're back, and theres only one place to start, Smithy has FINISHED his marathon. An amazing achievement, and we spend the episode going over what he enjoyed about it (not much), and what he didn't (quite a lot). Elson has a conspiracy theory and we have our first "Would You Rather"


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]]> We're back, and theres only one place to start, Smithy has FINISHED his marathon. An amazing achievement, and we spend the episode going over what he enjoyed about it (not much), and what he didn't (quite a lot). Elson has a conspiracy theory and we have our first "Would You Rather"


As always get your jokes, 'Top Cocks', 'Cock Heads' or anything else over to us @TwoCocksPodcast on Socials, and email us at twocockspod@hotmail.com

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]]> Ep 017 - Listener Dilemma - Should I Put The Seat Down? Ep 017 - Listener Dilemma - Should I Put The Seat Down? Thu, 06 Jun 2024 06:00:04 GMT 46:44 6654cd74bcc0a7001251250e true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-017-listener-dilemma-should-i-put-the-seat-down 6654cd74bcc0a7001251250e 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-017-listener-dilemma-should-i-put-the-seat-down On Zoom full 1 17 Welcome back, this week Smithy is gearing up his marathon prep... He's bought some trainers..


Elson has the quickest delivery ever which proves you should always support local, and we have a Mass Debate provided by friend of the Pod, Airz!


As always, get your jokes, dilemmas or anything else to us @twocockspodcast on socials and email twocockspod@hotmail.com

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]]> Welcome back, this week Smithy is gearing up his marathon prep... He's bought some trainers..


Elson has the quickest delivery ever which proves you should always support local, and we have a Mass Debate provided by friend of the Pod, Airz!


As always, get your jokes, dilemmas or anything else to us @twocockspodcast on socials and email twocockspod@hotmail.com

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]]> Ep 016 - Is This Stuff Communal? Ep 016 - Is This Stuff Communal? Thu, 30 May 2024 06:00:17 GMT 42:52 6640edf5cede820013b8114e true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-016-is-this-stuff-communal 6640edf5cede820013b8114e 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-016-is-this-stuff-communal At The Wellesley Arms, Chippenham full 1 16 This week Smithy is still planning his marathon, despite having no trainers! Elson brings us an office placed debate, and we have our first proper PHONE IN!


As always, get your Top Cocks, Cock Heads, and Joke into us @twocockspodcast on socials, and email twocockspod@hotmail.com

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]]> This week Smithy is still planning his marathon, despite having no trainers! Elson brings us an office placed debate, and we have our first proper PHONE IN!


As always, get your Top Cocks, Cock Heads, and Joke into us @twocockspodcast on socials, and email twocockspod@hotmail.com

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]]> Ep 015 - Should You Listen To Convicted Singers? Ep 015 - Should You Listen To Convicted Singers? Thu, 23 May 2024 06:00:06 GMT 48:35 6640ea71546e600013f1eaf0 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-015-should-you-listen-to-convicted-singers 6640ea71546e600013f1eaf0 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-015-should-you-listen-to-convicted-singers At The Wellesley Arms, Chippenham full 1 15 This week we discuss if you should listen to convicted singers. Elson has been on 'Minimoon', and Smithy has a great shithouse of a Top Cock!


As always get your Top Cocks, Cock Heads, or Jokes in to us @twocockspodcast on socials, and email twocockspod@hotmail.com

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]]> This week we discuss if you should listen to convicted singers. Elson has been on 'Minimoon', and Smithy has a great shithouse of a Top Cock!


As always get your Top Cocks, Cock Heads, or Jokes in to us @twocockspodcast on socials, and email twocockspod@hotmail.com

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]]> Ep 014 - Elson Wedding Special (Sorry Chris) Ep 014 - Elson Wedding Special (Sorry Chris) Thu, 16 May 2024 06:12:39 GMT 1:01:50 6640d9521e442e0012fd3579 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-014-elson-wedding-special-sorry-chris 6640d9521e442e0012fd3579 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-014-elson-wedding-special-sorry-chris At The Wellesley Arms, Chippenham full 1 14 Its the Elson Wedding Special! We talk about the big day, our many, many highlights and an amazing surprise that the Groom did not see coming! Pur first time at The Wellesley Arms in Chippenham and what a pub it is!


As always get your Top Cocks, Cock Heads and Jokes to us at @twocockspodcast on socials and email twocockspod@hotmail.com

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]]> Its the Elson Wedding Special! We talk about the big day, our many, many highlights and an amazing surprise that the Groom did not see coming! Pur first time at The Wellesley Arms in Chippenham and what a pub it is!


As always get your Top Cocks, Cock Heads and Jokes to us at @twocockspodcast on socials and email twocockspod@hotmail.com

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]]> Ep 013 - Graffiti. Vandalism or Art? Ep 013 - Graffiti. Vandalism or Art? Thu, 09 May 2024 06:41:14 GMT 51:22 66104ca3da0a0800161b8aab true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-013-graffiti-vandalism-or-art 66104ca3da0a0800161b8aab 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-013-graffiti-vandalism-or-art On Zoom full 1 13 This ones on Zoom, but it's a belter.


Smithy manages to get from Graffiti to bumming Hitler (Yes... Really..), Elson has some luck at the Chocolate Shop, and we have some more listener jokes!


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]]> This ones on Zoom, but it's a belter.


Smithy manages to get from Graffiti to bumming Hitler (Yes... Really..), Elson has some luck at the Chocolate Shop, and we have some more listener jokes!


As always, get your jokes, anecdotes, debates and stories into us @twocockspodcast on Facebook and Instagram!

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]]> Ep 012 (Part 2) - America Special - With Special Guest, Wyatt Gudgin-Jones Ep 012 (Part 2) - America Special - With Special Guest, Wyatt Gudgin-Jones Thu, 02 May 2024 06:00:36 GMT 47:50 66071839add4e70016eefcf8 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-012-part-2-with-special-american-guest-wyatt-gudjin-jones 66071839add4e70016eefcf8 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-012-part-2-with-special-american-guest-wyatt-gudjin-jones At The Crown At Regil full 1 12 We have a special guest!


We have our American on the pod and we cover schooling, politics, humour and food!


This is a 2 parter episode so please listen to part 1, available now!


As always, get your jokes and stories into us @twocockspodcast on Facebook and Instagram!

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]]> We have a special guest!


We have our American on the pod and we cover schooling, politics, humour and food!


This is a 2 parter episode so please listen to part 1, available now!


As always, get your jokes and stories into us @twocockspodcast on Facebook and Instagram!

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]]> Ep 012 (Part 1) - America Special - With Special Guest, Wyatt Gudgin-Jones Ep 012 (Part 1) - America Special - With Special Guest, Wyatt Gudgin-Jones Thu, 25 Apr 2024 06:00:09 GMT 42:18 660717fc2058c5001622919b true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-012-part-1-with-special-american-guest-wyatt-gudjin-jones 660717fc2058c5001622919b 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-012-part-1-with-special-american-guest-wyatt-gudjin-jones At The Crown At Regil full 1 12 We have a special guest!


We have our American on the pod and we cover schooling, politics, humour and food!


This is a 2 parter episode so please stay tuned for episode 2 coming next week!


As always, get your jokes and stories into us @twocockspodcast on Facebook and Instagram!

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]]> We have a special guest!


We have our American on the pod and we cover schooling, politics, humour and food!


This is a 2 parter episode so please stay tuned for episode 2 coming next week!


As always, get your jokes and stories into us @twocockspodcast on Facebook and Instagram!

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]]> <![CDATA[Ep 011 - Farm Stories - With Special Guest 'Swifty']]> Thu, 18 Apr 2024 06:00:43 GMT 34:50 66071660b31dbb00165bf38a true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-011-farm-stories-with-special-guest-swifty 66071660b31dbb00165bf38a 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-011-farm-stories-with-special-guest-swifty At The Crown At Regil full 1 11 Back at The Crown, and Smithy's old colleague Swifty joins us for some Farm Stories!


We also discuss scammers, THAT Nike kit and Japanese food.


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]]> Back at The Crown, and Smithy's old colleague Swifty joins us for some Farm Stories!


We also discuss scammers, THAT Nike kit and Japanese food.


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]]> <![CDATA[Ep 010 - A Chocolate Tosser & A Baby In The Oven]]> Thu, 11 Apr 2024 06:00:31 GMT 53:19 6606cbad936e6b001684a33d true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-010-a-chocolate-tosser-a-baby-in-the-oven 6606cbad936e6b001684a33d 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-010-a-chocolate-tosser-a-baby-in-the-oven At The Crown At Regil full Our second visit to The Crown At Regil


This week, we actually have a deep chat which went really well. That being said, Elson has 3 top cocks, and Smithy has one of the worst Cock Heads ever!


As always, get your jokes and stories into us @twocockspodcast on Facebook and Instagram!


Shout out to comedians Burt Williamson & Ellis Lowe who can be found at @burtcomedian & @ellislowecomedy

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]]> Our second visit to The Crown At Regil


This week, we actually have a deep chat which went really well. That being said, Elson has 3 top cocks, and Smithy has one of the worst Cock Heads ever!


As always, get your jokes and stories into us @twocockspodcast on Facebook and Instagram!


Shout out to comedians Burt Williamson & Ellis Lowe who can be found at @burtcomedian & @ellislowecomedy

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]]> <![CDATA[Ep 009 - Post Elson's Stag ]]> Thu, 04 Apr 2024 06:00:14 GMT 40:50 6606b298936e6b00167fd2c4 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-009-post-elsons-stag 6606b298936e6b00167fd2c4 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-009-post-elsons-stag At The Crown At Regil full 1 9 Our first episode at The Crown at Regil!


This week, we discuss Elson's stag do! Elson has given the guys who went a footballer rating for the acclaimed Stag XI and Smithy has a joke that even he nearly cut out! (But didn't!)


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]]> Our first episode at The Crown at Regil!


This week, we discuss Elson's stag do! Elson has given the guys who went a footballer rating for the acclaimed Stag XI and Smithy has a joke that even he nearly cut out! (But didn't!)


As always, get your jokes and stories into us @twocockspodcast on Facebook and Instagram!

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]]> <![CDATA[Ep 008 - What's More Awkward?]]> Thu, 28 Mar 2024 07:00:38 GMT 47:34 65d38bd4ea406000163937b2 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-008-whats-more-awkward 65d38bd4ea406000163937b2 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-008-whats-more-awkward At The Consti in Clevedon full 1 8 Our final episode at The Consti in Clevedon this time around!


This week, two blokes who don't know the definition of being embarrassed discuss what's more awkward between 3 toe curling (for most people) situations, Elson is obsessed with Marbles and Smithy has loud gas and another Priest joke..


As always, get your jokes and stories into us @twocockspodcast on Facebook and Instagram!


Shout out to Victor De Matrin on Instagram for the cool Marble Videos! @victordematrin

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]]> Our final episode at The Consti in Clevedon this time around!


This week, two blokes who don't know the definition of being embarrassed discuss what's more awkward between 3 toe curling (for most people) situations, Elson is obsessed with Marbles and Smithy has loud gas and another Priest joke..


As always, get your jokes and stories into us @twocockspodcast on Facebook and Instagram!


Shout out to Victor De Matrin on Instagram for the cool Marble Videos! @victordematrin

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]]> Ep 007 - With Special Guest, Ex-Marine, Tom Coombe Ep 007 - With Special Guest, Ex-Marine, Tom Coombe Thu, 21 Mar 2024 07:00:07 GMT 1:49:02 65f0934393f24a00183ea58f true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-007-with-ex-marine-tom-coombe 65f0934393f24a00183ea58f 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-007-with-ex-marine-tom-coombe At The Consti in Clevedon full 1 7 We are joined by Ex-Marine Tom Coombe who talks all about his experiences in the Forces, tells some fascinating stories of the times he spent, and even provides a 'Cock Head Of The Week'!


We thank Tom for coming on, and for taking the time to have a laugh with us!


It was long enough to be a two-parter, but as this was easily one of the best episodes we've done, we couldn't ruin the flow by splitting it. Enjoy!


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]]> We are joined by Ex-Marine Tom Coombe who talks all about his experiences in the Forces, tells some fascinating stories of the times he spent, and even provides a 'Cock Head Of The Week'!


We thank Tom for coming on, and for taking the time to have a laugh with us!


It was long enough to be a two-parter, but as this was easily one of the best episodes we've done, we couldn't ruin the flow by splitting it. Enjoy!


As always, get your jokes and stories into us @twocockspodcast on Facebook and Instagram, or email us at twocockspod@hotmail.com

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]]> Ep 006 - Is The World Overpopulated? Ep 006 - Is The World Overpopulated? Thu, 14 Mar 2024 07:00:36 GMT 1:18:58 65d384e4ea406000163823ab true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-006-is-the-world-overpopulated 65d384e4ea406000163823ab 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-006-is-the-world-overpopulated At The Consti in Clevedon full 1 6 We're back at The Consti Club in Clevedon!


This week it's the build up to Elson's Stag, Smithy discusses drugged up Dolphins & We have a surprise appearance from the famous Julie!


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]]> We're back at The Consti Club in Clevedon!


This week it's the build up to Elson's Stag, Smithy discusses drugged up Dolphins & We have a surprise appearance from the famous Julie!


As always, get your jokes and stories into us @twocockspodcast on Facebook and Instagram

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]]> Ep 005 - Post Darts Chat Ep 005 - Post Darts Chat Thu, 07 Mar 2024 07:00:20 GMT 57:38 65e5d8eb57bda5001711e063 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-005-post-darts-chat 65e5d8eb57bda5001711e063 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-005-post-darts-chat full 1 5 Smithy is back from the darts with no remaining voice or dignity, Elson has found a 'Cockhead' and 'Top Cock' in the same story, and the whole episode is an all round shambles!


Although we do have a joke from a listener abroad!


As always, get your jokes and stories into us @twocockspodcast on Facebook and Instagram


We shout out the following podcasts in this episode:


In The Doghouse Podcast:

https://www.inthedoghousepodcast.uk/links


Casefile True Crime:

https://casefilepodcast.com/episodes/


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]]> Smithy is back from the darts with no remaining voice or dignity, Elson has found a 'Cockhead' and 'Top Cock' in the same story, and the whole episode is an all round shambles!


Although we do have a joke from a listener abroad!


As always, get your jokes and stories into us @twocockspodcast on Facebook and Instagram


We shout out the following podcasts in this episode:


In The Doghouse Podcast:

https://www.inthedoghousepodcast.uk/links


Casefile True Crime:

https://casefilepodcast.com/episodes/


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]]> Ep 004 - What Even Is Hiking? Ep 004 - What Even Is Hiking? Thu, 29 Feb 2024 07:00:32 GMT 45:28 65d3374a1da1d00016053b93 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-004-what-even-is-hiking 65d3374a1da1d00016053b93 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-004-what-even-is-hiking At The Consti in Clevedon full 1 4 Our first episode at The Consti Club in Clevedon, Elson's Home Alley for Skittles! And we have improved our sound quality!


This week, Smithy can't understand what hiking even is and believes it's just walking uphill, Elson has an annoying repeat visitor to his front door, and we and we hear some more listener jokes!


As always, get your jokes and stories into us @twocockspodcast on Facebook and Instagram

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]]> Our first episode at The Consti Club in Clevedon, Elson's Home Alley for Skittles! And we have improved our sound quality!


This week, Smithy can't understand what hiking even is and believes it's just walking uphill, Elson has an annoying repeat visitor to his front door, and we and we hear some more listener jokes!


As always, get your jokes and stories into us @twocockspodcast on Facebook and Instagram

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]]> <![CDATA[Ep 003 - What Is The Most 'Timeless Song'? & Smithy's 12pm Theory!]]> Thu, 22 Feb 2024 07:00:19 GMT 40:32 65c539e59f16b50017504a91 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep003-what-is-the-most-timeless-song-smithys-12pm-theory 65c539e59f16b50017504a91 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep003-what-is-the-most-timeless-song-smithys-12pm-theory At The Three Tuns, Great Bedwyn full 1 3 Our final episode at The Three Tuns, Great Bedwyn, for now! (Much like Terminator, and Herpes, we will be back!)


Elson asks what the most timeless song is, Smithy has an interesting theory about 12am & 12pm and we hear some more listener jokes!


As always, get your jokes and stories into us @twocockspodcast on Facebook and Instagram

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]]> Our final episode at The Three Tuns, Great Bedwyn, for now! (Much like Terminator, and Herpes, we will be back!)


Elson asks what the most timeless song is, Smithy has an interesting theory about 12am & 12pm and we hear some more listener jokes!


As always, get your jokes and stories into us @twocockspodcast on Facebook and Instagram

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]]> *BONUS EPISODE* with Special Guest, Ex-Policeman, Neil Loy *BONUS EPISODE* with Special Guest, Ex-Policeman, Neil Loy Mon, 19 Feb 2024 07:00:41 GMT 55:05 65c531512f12a600164be3ad true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/bonus-episode-with-special-guest-ex-policeman-neil-loy 65c531512f12a600164be3ad 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 bonus-episode-with-special-guest-ex-policeman-neil-loy At The Three Tuns, Great Bedwyn bonus 1 It's a Bon-ers Episode!


We have a very special guest, Ex Policeman Neil Loy. Neil discusses his career, answers our questions, and even provides a cracker of a joke!


You won't want to miss this episode as we delve deep into the world of modern day Policing, and how it's changed in the last 20 years!


We thank Neil for his time, and would like to shout out an amazing charity who do great work for Ex-Servicemen and Women, The Curtis Palmer Programme.


For more information, please visit www.curtispalmerprogram.org


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We have a very special guest, Ex Policeman Neil Loy. Neil discusses his career, answers our questions, and even provides a cracker of a joke!


You won't want to miss this episode as we delve deep into the world of modern day Policing, and how it's changed in the last 20 years!


We thank Neil for his time, and would like to shout out an amazing charity who do great work for Ex-Servicemen and Women, The Curtis Palmer Programme.


For more information, please visit www.curtispalmerprogram.org


As always, get your jokes and stories into us @twocockspodcast on Facebook and Instagram

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]]> <![CDATA[Ep 002 - What Does 'Semi Professional' Mean?]]> Thu, 15 Feb 2024 07:38:48 GMT 48:19 65c53b9f9f16b5001750a11f false https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-002-what-does-semi-professional-mean 65c53b9f9f16b5001750a11f 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-002-what-does-semi-professional-mean At The Three Tuns, Great Bedwyn full 1 2 We rant about social media for way too long (and also, not long enough..)


Smithy gets ID'd and he's buzzing, Elson is in a Skittles Rut, and we have some more cracking listener jokes!


As always, get your jokes and stories into us @twocockspodcast on Facebook and Instagram

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]]> We rant about social media for way too long (and also, not long enough..)


Smithy gets ID'd and he's buzzing, Elson is in a Skittles Rut, and we have some more cracking listener jokes!


As always, get your jokes and stories into us @twocockspodcast on Facebook and Instagram

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]]> Ep 001 - Should There Be 13 Months? Ep 001 - Should There Be 13 Months? Thu, 08 Feb 2024 07:00:27 GMT 43:26 65c290432e2cc00015e70501 true https://shows.acast.com/the-two-cocks-pilot/episodes/ep-001-should-there-be-13-months 65c290432e2cc00015e70501 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 ep-001-should-there-be-13-months At The Three Tuns, Great Bedwyn full 1 1 We've got two very different 'Cock Head's' of the week, ones a national store, the other is a renound genius, with a tarnished reputation.


Our 'Top Cocks' of the week includes an international shout out, and it's our first time hearing our listeners jokes - they did not disappoint!


As always, get your jokes and stories into us @twocockspodcast on Facebook and Instagram


Go check out the 'One More Throw' podcast too or find them on socials


https://open.spotify.com/episode/5oBLXK4AEK9FzgDnuPxr51?si=Tf6pILSCQla3-gFV5McrRg

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]]> We've got two very different 'Cock Head's' of the week, ones a national store, the other is a renound genius, with a tarnished reputation.


Our 'Top Cocks' of the week includes an international shout out, and it's our first time hearing our listeners jokes - they did not disappoint!


As always, get your jokes and stories into us @twocockspodcast on Facebook and Instagram


Go check out the 'One More Throw' podcast too or find them on socials


https://open.spotify.com/episode/5oBLXK4AEK9FzgDnuPxr51?si=Tf6pILSCQla3-gFV5McrRg

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]]> Two Cocks Pilot Two Cocks Pilot Wed, 31 Jan 2024 20:05:06 GMT 36:28 65ba9642e650d4001547e4dc true https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61555121144261 65ba9642e650d4001547e4dc 65ba928be650d40015474ce1 two-cock-pilots An introduction for what is to come trailer

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