The Unknown Subject: A Criminal Minds Podcast

S8E12 This Bitch Is Nobody!

Wed, 06 Sep 2023 19:03:31 GMT

At the halfway mark of season eight, Reid’s payphone romance takes a dramatic turn when Maeve’s stalker kidnaps her, causing Reid to turn to his BAU family for help.

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S8E11 It’s Religious Adjacent

Wed, 30 Aug 2023 21:54:01 GMT

An unsub who believes he’s a reincarnated serial killer is criss-crossing the country killing seemingly random people, meanwhile the team learns they have a copycat on their hands.

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S8E10 Spanking The Keys

Wed, 23 Aug 2023 22:33:22 GMT

We’ve already watched the doll episode and now we bring you the puppet episode! When a series of men are found in boxes with their bodies broken in weird ways, the team ends up on the trail of a sinister puppeteer.

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S8E9 Sadness Post-it

Wed, 16 Aug 2023 13:00:00 GMT

The Unknown Subject is back, baby! Picking up where we left off, the BAU heads to Seattle to investigate a series of murders that seem to be associated with a famous motivational speaker.

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S8E8 Billy, Can You Hear Me?

Wed, 19 Jul 2023 20:04:37 GMT

The BAU searches for a missing school bus full of teenagers only to learn that the kids have been kidnapped to create a real life, deadly video game.

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S8E7 Look At Those Boobs!

Wed, 05 Jul 2023 23:00:14 GMT

When the team crosses paths with someone from Rossi’s past, we get flashbacks of Rossi’s time with the Marines in Vietnam.

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S8E6 A Lot Of Weird Stuff Happens In South Florida

Wed, 28 Jun 2023 19:22:23 GMT

While Morgan and Reid prepare for the FBI softball game, the team joins a case in Miami involving a baby unsub and his murderous mentor.

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S8E5 The Tomato Lady

Wed, 21 Jun 2023 12:37:25 GMT

It’s Halloween in the Criminal Minds universe and while JJ worries about Henry’s fear of trick-or-treating, the team heads to Oregon to search for an unsub using her victims for strange medicinal purposes.

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S8E4 Play On, Playa

Wed, 31 May 2023 18:25:11 GMT

As Reid gets closer to a mysterious new love interest, the BAU investigates a series of bodies found either missing a leg or with a leg that is not their own.

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S8E3 A Base Camp of Pleasure

Wed, 24 May 2023 19:37:43 GMT

This week, an unsub obsessed with finding the perfect family forces a very imperfect family to reveal their deepest, darkest secrets.

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S8E2 Lousy with Loam Soil

Wed, 17 May 2023 13:00:00 GMT

When two seemingly unrelated victims are both murdered by being dragged behind a car, the BAU must figure out who killed them and how they’re connected.

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S8E1 Ring, Ring, I’m Looking For My Baby Girl

Wed, 03 May 2023 13:00:00 GMT

In the season eight opener, the team struggles to adjust to Prentiss’ replacement, a linguist professor who has a strained past with Strauss.

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Bonus Episode 16: Kelly and Kelsie’s Top 5: Season 7 Episodes

Fri, 28 Apr 2023 18:00:08 GMT

We’re back for another bonus episode, this time to rank our favorite episodes of season seven. Surprise! It’s slim pickings.

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S7E24 Here I Come! Police!

Wed, 26 Apr 2023 13:33:06 GMT

On the season seven finale of the Unknown Subject, the team deals with the aftermath of an explosion, Will and JJ do the damn thing, and Prentiss says goodbye

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S7E23 I See Eyes, You See Bullets

Wed, 19 Apr 2023 13:00:00 GMT

In part one of the season seven finale, Will teams up with the BAU to deal with a professional bank robbing crew who also likes to murder people.

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S7E22 The Womb Raider– Womb There It Is

Wed, 12 Apr 2023 13:00:00 GMT

The BAU gathers to teach an undergraduate seminar and in a series of flashbacks recounts a case that continues to haunt Rossi one day a year.

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S7E21 People Say It’s Hocus Pocus

Wed, 05 Apr 2023 21:32:21 GMT

Shortly after a serial killer is executed on death row, the BAU is brought in to track down a copycat who starts killing women in a similar fashion.

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S7E20 That’s What Time It Is, Bitch

Wed, 29 Mar 2023 22:07:07 GMT

When Morgan’s missing cousin is suddenly seen alive, the team joins the case and uncovers a sinister conspiracy and a douchebag misogynist keeping her hostage.

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S7E19 Teacher By Day, Elvira By Night

Thu, 16 Mar 2023 00:32:08 GMT

In a truly iconic episode, the BAU comes up against a family with a strange shared delusion that they are fighting the forces of the devil and his evil brides.

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S7E18 It’s My Chili

Wed, 01 Mar 2023 19:54:04 GMT

When a boy who no one knows was missing suddenly appears in the desert, the BAU must determine who took him and whether or not it’s related to a local woman’s recovered memory from her childhood.

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S7E17 Snap, Crackle, Pop Goes The Lady Weasel

Wed, 22 Feb 2023 21:02:16 GMT

This week, the search for a woman targeting foster parents leads the team to an even ickier crime, meanwhile Garcia worries over Kevin’s intentions.

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S7E16 Get Your Get It On, On

Wed, 25 Jan 2023 23:08:18 GMT

On this episode of the Unknown Subject, an investigation into murdered sex workers leads the BAU to a dysfunctional family.

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S7E15 The Drunken Dog

Wed, 18 Jan 2023 15:54:02 GMT

In a truly prescient episode of Criminal Minds, the team searches for an unsub who has been radicalized by a suspiciously orange political candidate.

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S7E14 Popped Him Like A Gusher

Wed, 11 Jan 2023 17:08:17 GMT

This week on the Unknown Subject, bodies are being found on the beaches of California and the BAU must solve the case in time for Hotch’s hot date.

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Bonus Episode 15: Kelly and Kelsie’s Top 5: Unsub Lairs

Fri, 06 Jan 2023 14:31:47 GMT

We’re kicking off the new year with a bonus episode ranking our top five unsub lairs.

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S7E13 Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

Thu, 05 Jan 2023 01:37:38 GMT

The team heads to beautiful Atlantic City in search of a gambler who believes killing makes him lucky.

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S7E12 He Poops In A Box

Wed, 21 Dec 2022 23:47:53 GMT

In our final episode of 2022, the BAU investigates a serial rapist who may or may not be re-attacking his original victims

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S7E11 Just Heavy Breathing

Wed, 14 Dec 2022 14:37:24 GMT

This week, Spencer questions his purpose in life as he approaches his 30th birthday, meanwhile the team investigates a Zodiac killer copycat.

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S7E10 Train Any Tomato Cans?

Wed, 07 Dec 2022 14:00:14 GMT

In a boxing-themed episode nobody asked for, the team searches for an unsub beating his victims to death and the investigation leads them to the Philadelphia boxing scene.

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S7E9 But Then I Smelled It

Wed, 16 Nov 2022 22:29:46 GMT

Erin Strauss joins the team in the field to investigate what appears to be a mass suicide at an isolated military school, but she and Morgan butt heads when her drinking problem comes to light.

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S7E8 He Gave Her a Nutty Creme

Wed, 09 Nov 2022 21:07:14 GMT

When a member of Penelope’s grief support group goes missing on the anniversary of her daughter’s abduction, Garcia calls in the team to help find her.

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S7E7 The Forecast Is Nasty

Wed, 26 Oct 2022 15:04:00 GMT

On this episode of the Unknown Subject, the BAU is called to stormy Kansas when a series of tornadoes leave more than the usual damage in their wake.

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S7E6 Faster Than A Hotch Rocket

Wed, 19 Oct 2022 22:00:36 GMT

As Rossi considers the impossible choice he was given in last week’s episod, the team heads to California to search for an unsub who drowns his victims and brings them back to life just to kill them again.

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S7E5 Beep Beep Ya

Thu, 06 Oct 2022 00:07:55 GMT

A blast from Rossi’s past brings upsetting news, meanwhile the team searches for an unsub kidnapping the children of seemingly unfit mothers.

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S7E4 Ralph?

Wed, 21 Sep 2022 15:19:43 GMT

On this week’s episode, the BAU works to determine who is targeting survivors of a school shooting on the anniversary of the massacre.

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S7E3 There’s Babies Hanging From Those Apples

Wed, 07 Sep 2022 14:57:13 GMT

When a former Navy Seal’s brain injury causes him to believe his loved ones have been replaced by imposters, the BAU must act fast to keep him from hurting anyone else.

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S7E2 You Smell The Urine?

Wed, 31 Aug 2022 12:35:57 GMT

The ick factor is high in this episode as the team searches for an unsub robbing women of their senses. Meanwhile, unresolved feelings about Emily’s “death” lead to tension among the team members.

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S7E1 I’m Your Mum

Wed, 17 Aug 2022 13:00:00 GMT

In the season opener of the Unknown Subject, the BAU is forced to defend their actions in the Ian Doyle case and the team learns the truth about Emily’s fate.

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Bonus Episode 14: Kelly and Kelsie’s Top 5: Season Six Episodes

Sat, 13 Aug 2022 00:08:03 GMT

Season six was a bit of a mess, but Kelly and Kelsie still manage to find their top five favorite episodes.

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S6E24 Sick of the Sickos

Wed, 10 Aug 2022 16:18:14 GMT

In the season finale, season six goes out with a whimper as the BAU searches for a human trafficking ring and a member of the team makes her triumphant return

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S6E23 Egg Cessive

Wed, 03 Aug 2022 20:26:30 GMT

When an unsub’s dump site is discovered off the coast of Florida, the team struggles to identify the victims while Morgan contends with a possible personal connection to the case.

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S6E22 My Second Wife Was Crafty

Wed, 20 Jul 2022 13:00:00 GMT

This week on the Unknown Subject, in the search for a missing girl the profile points the team to a creepy local art teacher, but they may be looking at the wrong creepy artist all together.

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S6E21 Nawty Boy

Wed, 13 Jul 2022 15:19:10 GMT

As Erin Strauss gets her nose all up in the BAU’s business– yet again– the team hunts an unsub targeting college girls who work as babysitters.

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S6E20 She’s Like A Bouncing Ball

Wed, 06 Jul 2022 13:00:00 GMT

All hail Sir Burger! On this week’s episode, the search for a spree killer ends with a dramatic showdown at a local burger joint.

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S6E19 I’m Surrounded By Testosterone Now

Wed, 22 Jun 2022 19:14:43 GMT

Emily may be gone, but the show must go on so the BAU heads to Portland to search for a possible gang of killers who seem to be choosing their victims at random.

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S6E18 How ‘Bout You, Beanpole?

Wed, 15 Jun 2022 15:11:10 GMT

When Emily goes rogue on her hunt for Ian Doyle the team rushes to learn the truth about their relationship and stop a deadly showdown.

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S6E17 Like Your Ass

Wed, 08 Jun 2022 11:40:40 GMT

The Unknown Subject is back from an unexpected hiatus! In this episode, Emily’s Ian Doyle problem comes front and center after his goon squad gets on the BAU’s radar.

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S6E16 You Saved My Ass, Clyde

Wed, 18 May 2022 14:20:39 GMT

When a couple’s violent kidnapping is witnessed by their son with autism, the team must learn to communicate with the boy in order to determine a motive and reunite the family.

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S6E15 Best Dang Bootleg That Rush Ever Did

Wed, 04 May 2022 13:00:00 GMT

In this episode of the Unknown Subject, the BAU hunts an unsub who poses as a self-help expert and preys on young women struggling with personal issues.

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S6E14 Don’t Hate The Playa, Hate The Game

Wed, 27 Apr 2022 13:00:00 GMT

An unsub with a very special sense of smell attempts to capture the essence of human woman in candle form. Meanwhile, Prentiss tries to hide her growing paranoia from the team.

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S6E13 Mmm, Cute Butt

Wed, 20 Apr 2022 13:00:00 GMT

This week’s episode finds the BAU hot on the trail of a deranged, drunken duo who manages to rack up quite the body count in between make out sessions.

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Bonus Episode 13: Kelly and Kelsie’s Top 5: Lamest Unsubs

Fri, 15 Apr 2022 15:17:03 GMT

Thanks to a listener's suggestion, Kelly and Kelsie celebrate the halfway point of season six by ranking the lamest unsubs we’ve met so far.

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S6E12 That's Not Good

Wed, 13 Apr 2022 13:00:00 GMT

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S6E11 Do Your Friends Know You’re A Closet Psychopath?

Wed, 06 Apr 2022 13:00:00 GMT

After Morgan recommends parole for a man convicted of killing his wife and daughter, who then immediately kills a guy, the team must figure out the truth behind the original case to get justice and save Morgan’s reputation.

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S6E10 A Puppy’s Like A Baby, So Milk?

Wed, 30 Mar 2022 13:00:00 GMT

In this episode of the Unknown Subject, the team calls on the very specific expertise of a rookie FBI agent to help solve the murders of several women in a planned community.

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S6E9 A Cluster of Pervs

Wed, 23 Mar 2022 13:00:00 GMT

When the body of a missing boy is discovered in the woods, the BAU is called in to find an unsub who has been stalking children all along the Appalachian Trail for more than a decade.

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S6E8 You Hear That, Mommy?

Wed, 09 Mar 2022 14:07:42 GMT

In this film noir-inspired episode, an unsub with serious mommy issues is casting unwilling women in his old timey movie and taking a very specific trophy for an even creepier purpose.

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S6E7 This Episode Is Called: Toxic Masculinity

Wed, 02 Mar 2022 14:00:00 GMT

A pack of terrible college boys is abducting and killing strippers, but the situation gets more complicated when the pack starts to turn on one another.

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S6E6 Round, Like A Baby

Wed, 23 Feb 2022 14:00:00 GMT

On this week’s episode, the BAU travels to Detroit to find an unsub who is burning his victims alive amid annual Halloween celebrations that also involve a lot more fire than you’d expect.

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S6E5 If I Get Herpes, It’s Your Fault

Wed, 16 Feb 2022 14:00:00 GMT

As the team searches for a teenaged spree killer targeting families, Morgan struggles to figure out what to do about Ellie, who has somehow managed to fly across the country to see him.

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S6E4 You Don’t Just Jump Into Swinging

Wed, 02 Feb 2022 14:00:00 GMT

The swinger community in Akron, Ohio is under attack by an unsub who used to be part of “the scene,” but now gets his jollies a different way.

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S6E3 I Ain’t Wearing No Diaper

Wed, 26 Jan 2022 14:00:00 GMT

This week on the Unknown Subject, one of Rossi’s unsolved cold cases is reopened and the team must determine if they’re dealing with the original unsub, a copycat, or both.

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S6E2 Sharks Happen, Syd!

Wed, 19 Jan 2022 14:00:00 GMT

In an episode that Kelly and Kelsie have truly been dreading, the BAU is forced to deal with the imminent departure of JJ as they race to find a young woman who was last seen with two cocky douchebags.

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S6E1 Ballsy Neighbors

Wed, 22 Dec 2021 14:00:00 GMT

In the season six opener, the team hurries to find Detective Spicer’s missing daughter who is now in the smelly, unwashed clutches of the so-called Prince of Darkness.

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Bonus Episode 12: Kelly and Kelsie’s Top 5: Season Five Episodes

Fri, 10 Dec 2021 23:58:48 GMT

As season five comes to a close, Kelly and Kelsie look back on the highs and lows as they rank their favorite episodes of the season.

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S5E23 Not His First Crime Party

Wed, 08 Dec 2021 14:00:00 GMT

In the season five finale of the Unknown Subject, Kelly and Kelsie follow along as the BAU joins an investigation into an unsub using power outages to commit horrific crimes.

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S5E22 Did You Join a Boy Band?

Wed, 01 Dec 2021 14:00:00 GMT

This week’s episode of the Unknown Subject explores the dark side of social networking as the team searches for a killer who posts his murders on the internet.

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S5E21 Xana-don’t

Wed, 24 Nov 2021 14:00:00 GMT

Grab your vests because on this episode of the Unknown Subject, the BAU heads to the wilderness to investigate a series of murders in a remote Alaskan town.

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S5E20 Sin to Win

Wed, 17 Nov 2021 14:00:00 GMT

When an unsub who tattoos the faces of his victims all over his body commits suicide, the BAU works to unravel the mysteries of his peculiar body art and save his final victim.

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S5E19 Cocky Little Bastard

Wed, 10 Nov 2021 14:00:00 GMT

On this episode of the Unknown Subject, the BAU investigates an ATV-riding, machete-wielding unsub who is killing immigrants crossing the border in a small Texas town.

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S5E18 Hack Like The Wind

Wed, 03 Nov 2021 13:00:00 GMT

It’s spin-off time, baby! This week on the Unknown Subject, Kelly and Kelsie watch the backdoor pilot for the first failed attempt at a Criminal Minds spin-off, Suspect Behavior.

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S5E17 Get In That Ditch

Wed, 13 Oct 2021 15:16:33 GMT

After discovering a trail of bodies using the Highway Serial Killer database, the BAU heads to New Mexico to find a trucker unsub who is writing his own twisted fairytale.

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S5E16 He Was Too Old For The Ponies

Wed, 29 Sep 2021 15:25:36 GMT

The team races to find a little girl who was abducted from a local carnival, but the case becomes more complicated when they discover a link to more than ten missing children from the last decade.

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S5E15 I Just Keep Getting PhDs

Wed, 22 Sep 2021 13:00:00 GMT

An unsub is slitting people’s throats in public places in broad daylight, so the team heads to Rhode Island to figure out what’s motivating the brazen attacks.

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S5E14 He’s Become A Menace to Society

Wed, 15 Sep 2021 14:15:29 GMT

This week on the Unknown Subject, the BAU searches for a con-man whose lies have finally caught up with him, causing him to go berserk and start killing anyone who questions him.

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True Crime Review: Murder Among the Mormons

Thu, 09 Sep 2021 18:01:14 GMT

This year's Tiger King? YEAH RIGHT. We were entertained, but ultimately, disappointed by this potentially mind-blowing documentary. If you want Mormon gossip, listen to this podcast. Then, go watch literally any other documentary.

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S5E13 I Need Your Juice

Wed, 01 Sep 2021 13:26:38 GMT

When a small town in Wyoming is struck by a rash of teen suicides, the team determines that they weren’t suicides at all, but rather the work of an unsub tricking teens into playing a dangerous online game.

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Bonus Episode 11 Kelly and Kelsie’s Top 5: Least Favorite Episodes

Wed, 25 Aug 2021 14:31:23 GMT

To mark the halfway point of season five, Kelly and Kelsie try something new by ranking the episodes that they hate the most.

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S5E12 Hello, My Pretties

Wed, 18 Aug 2021 13:00:00 GMT

Follow along for one of Kelly and Kelsie’s favorite episodes featuring an unsub who kidnaps women, dresses them up like lifesize dolls, and then dumps their bodies in public places.

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S5E11 Watch Your Pretty Mouth

Wed, 11 Aug 2021 13:00:00 GMT

On this episode of the Unknown Subject, Kelly and Kelsie try their best to keep up as the team hunts for a fugitive who escapes FBI custody with the help of a mysterious partner.

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S5E10 Like A Genie In A Bottle— Poof!

Wed, 04 Aug 2021 12:43:45 GMT

As Hotch deals with the aftermath of Haley’s tragic death, the team gets back to work and searches for an unsub who stalks his victims and then forces them to live out his romantic fantasy.

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Bonus Episode 10: Kelly and Kelsie’s Top 5: First 100 Episodes

Sat, 24 Jul 2021 01:10:09 GMT

In honor of the 100th episode of the show, Kelly and Kelsie are looking back at their favorite episodes of the first one hundred.

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S5E9 I’m Not Just A Pretty Face

Wed, 21 Jul 2021 15:04:48 GMT

It’s the 100th episode of the Unknown Subject! Follow along with Kelly and Kelsie for one of the most emotionally charged episodes of Criminal Minds as the team finally faces off with the Reaper.

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True Crime Review: The Vanishing at the Cecil Hotel

Wed, 14 Jul 2021 14:01:13 GMT

No new episode this week while Kelly moves into her new house! We're bringing you a throwback to our first Patreon episode. We'll be back with episode 100 next week!

In our first ever True Crime Review, we're discussing Crime Scene: The Vanishing at the Cecil Hotel. Listen as we cover everything from the bat shit history of the hotel to the creepy web sleuths to the sad truth of Elisa Lam's disappearance.

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S5E8 That Screams Homicidal Bitch

Wed, 07 Jul 2021 14:00:03 GMT

An unsub who is killing entire families leads the team to seek insight from a family annihilator from season one, but their jailhouse interview ends up having nothing to do with the current case and everything to do with the Reaper.

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S5E7 Just Like A Big Boy

Wed, 30 Jun 2021 13:00:00 GMT

In this episode of the Unknown Subject, the BAU searches for a real-life vampire who is killing in the name of a washed up rock star.

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S5E6 You Can't Do Eyes!

Wed, 23 Jun 2021 13:00:00 GMT

Follow along with Kelly and Kelsie this week as the team hunts for an unsub taxidermist who steals victims’ eyes to prove that he can, in fact, do eyes.

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S5E5 How Skeezy? Super Skeezy

Wed, 16 Jun 2021 13:00:00 GMT

Our friends at the BAU search for a pair of unsubs who are abducting women, impregnating them and stealing their babies, and Hotch’s recent erratic behavior finally catches up to him.

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S5E4 Juveniles Are Sloppy

Wed, 09 Jun 2021 13:00:00 GMT

This week on the Unknown Subject, a pack of unsubs is violently beating victims to death literally for the fun of it, and Morgan gets inappropriately close to a victim’s sister.

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S5E3 I Don’t Care About The Rico Beef

Wed, 02 Jun 2021 13:50:32 GMT

Somebody’s dishing out mob justice to child abusers in Rossi’s hometown, so the BAU must determine who’s pulling the strings and who’s doing the actual murdering.

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S5E2 Run, Tommy, Run

Wed, 26 May 2021 11:00:00 GMT

Hotch is back to work this week, but the trauma of his encounter with the Reaper causes him to make some questionable choices as the team follows the trail of a spree killer that leads to another unsub and an unsolved case from decades ago.

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S5E1 Just Another Adult in the Hallway

Wed, 19 May 2021 14:05:06 GMT

Season five of the Unknown Subject kicks off with an unsub seeking revenge against a trauma surgeon, meanwhile Hotch deals with the repercussions of the Reaper’s surprise reappearance at the end of last season.

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Bonus Episode 9: Kelly and Kelsie’s Top 5: Season Four Episodes

Fri, 07 May 2021 11:00:00 GMT

Kelly and Kelsie are celebrating reaching the end of season four (finally) by ranking their favorite episodes of the season.

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S4E26 That Damn Pig Farm

Wed, 05 May 2021 11:00:00 GMT

In the conclusion to last week’s episode, the team races to save the unsub’s latest victim before it’s too late. Meanwhile, the secrets of the pig farm are finally revealed.

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S4E25 Fat, Fat Piggies

Wed, 28 Apr 2021 11:00:00 GMT

When a man crashes his car into a guard booth at the Canadian border and demands that the FBI be called, the investigation leads to a Canadian pig farm where the pigs aren’t the only ones on the chopping block.

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S4E24 We Tested Hot

Wed, 21 Apr 2021 11:00:00 GMT

When an anthrax attack in a park kills multiple people, the BAU races to stop the mad scientist responsible and the pressure to solve the case intensifies when one of their own gets exposed.

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S4E23 I Smell What You’re Cooking, Agent

Wed, 07 Apr 2021 11:00:00 GMT

This week on the Unknown Subject, the BAU searches for an unsub whose weapon of choice is his truck, which he’s using to mow down victims who drive red cars.

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S4E22 The Ferris WheelㅡIt’s a Circle

Wed, 31 Mar 2021 11:00:00 GMT

After law enforcement receives a video of a woman being murdered, the team determines that the unsub has a compulsion to kill, but wants to be stopped. Things take an unexpected turn when the killer’s obsession with a young boy leads to, of all things, a ferris wheel.

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S4E21 Your Son... Is A Sociopath Crunch

Wed, 24 Mar 2021 11:00:00 GMT

When a third boy goes missing from his bed in a New Jersey town, the BAU joins the investigation in hopes of bringing him home safely, but they soon suspect a cover up when certain details don’t match the first two abductions.

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S4E20 "I" for Icky

Wed, 17 Mar 2021 11:00:00 GMT

This week our friends at the BAU work to solve the murders of male spring breakers who they believe are being lured by a male-female duo and we meet a hotel janitor who serves stares that put Gideon to shame.

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S4E19 There Was a Belly Watch on Hilda

Wed, 10 Mar 2021 12:00:00 GMT

Follow along with Kelly and Kelsie for a truly weird episode of the Unknown Subject, as the BAU searches for an arsonist who is seeking revenge on a small town by setting fire to local gathering places.

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S4E18 I’m Gonna Be Bigger Than Bundy

Wed, 03 Mar 2021 12:00:00 GMT

After a detective from Hotch’s past makes a deathbed confession about a deal he made with a serial killer a decade earlier, Hotch is determined to solve the case for real. Follow along with Kelly and Kelsie for this twisty turny ride as we meet one of the most notorious unsubs in Criminal Minds history.

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S4E17 It's Kitties and Poodles Out There

Wed, 24 Feb 2021 12:00:00 GMT

On this week’s episode we get a glimpse into Emily Prentiss’ past when her childhood friend dies mysteriously, and it soon becomes apparent that his death is tied to a recent string of exorcisms and a rogue priest.

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S4E16 Hello, Daddy

Wed, 17 Feb 2021 12:00:00 GMT

An escort with a vendetta against rich assholes is poisoning high-powered businessmen, but to find the unsub before she kills again the team has to fight an army of lawyers who will do anything to protect their clients’ reputations.

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S4E15 Your Boyfriend’s A Serial Killer

Wed, 10 Feb 2021 12:00:00 GMT

When one of Rossi’s fangirls ends up the victim of a killer she’s been investigating, the BAU determines that the unsub is taking pages out of the books of famous serial killers as he searches for his own special signature.

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S4E14 Crack Open A Cold One

Wed, 03 Feb 2021 12:00:00 GMT

As JJ makes her much-anticipated return from maternity leave this week, she and Rossi butt heads over a psychic’s role in an investigation of a case of necrophilia.

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Bonus Episode 8 Kelly and Kelsie’s Top 5: Worst Ways To Be Murdered

Fri, 29 Jan 2021 14:55:52 GMT

At the suggestion of a listener, Kelly and Kelsie are ranking the absolute worst ways to meet your end in the first three and a half seasons of Criminal Minds.

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S4E13 I Prefer Cities

Wed, 27 Jan 2021 12:00:00 GMT

On this week’s episode, the family who kidnaps and murders together, stays together. The BAU searches for young girls who have been kidnapped as part of an unusual tradition, and Agent Todd finally decides she’s had enough of the profiling life.

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S4E12 Your Dirty Cyber Laundry

Wed, 20 Jan 2021 12:00:00 GMT

Teenage girls are ending up dead in a Florida neighborhood and just as our friends at the BAU think they’ve got their guy, it turns out he’s got a partner— and it’s a match made in serial killer heaven.

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The Unknown Subject: A Criminal Minds Podcast Trailer

Mon, 18 Jan 2021 22:43:59 GMT

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S4E11 You Drive Like An Old Lady

Fri, 15 Jan 2021 12:00:00 GMT

Follow along with Kelly and Kelsie for an absolutely wild ride as our friends at the BAU search for “the Road Warrior,” an unsub with a lot of road rage who shoots women in their cars in broad daylight.

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S4E10 Hello, Playboy

Wed, 06 Jan 2021 12:00:00 GMT

On this episode of the Unknown Subject, the BAU is called in to investigate a series of cop killings in Phoenix, but first they have to convince local law enforcement that the murders aren’t gang related.

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S4E9 He Had A Major Mullet Going On

Wed, 30 Dec 2020 12:00:00 GMT

Hold on to your fuzzy hats! Somebody is disemboweling women all over Atlanta and when it becomes clear that the unsub is using special training to lure his victims, our friends at the BAU must infiltrate the cringey world of male pickup artists.

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S4E8 Both Breathing Heavily

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 12:00:00 GMT

It’s the guest spot we’ve all been waiting for as Jason Alexander and his incredible wig step into the role of the mysterious Professor Rothschild, a creepy stranger who introduces himself to Rossi and Reid claiming to have murdered seven people and kidnapped five more.

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S4E7 This Is A Grown Folk’s Playground

Wed, 16 Dec 2020 12:00:00 GMT

In this week’s episode, Reid is convinced that his dad is actually a murderer and the reason for his recurring nightmares, so the team joins in to help uncover the truth.

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S4E6 What’s That Baby Doing Here?

Wed, 09 Dec 2020 12:00:00 GMT

As the team races to find an abducted child before it’s too late, Reid is being haunted by a weird recurring dream about a baby and a dead kid in a basement. Is it just a dream, or something more disturbing?

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S4E5 The Cat Means Friendly Old Lady

Thu, 03 Dec 2020 12:00:00 GMT

All aboard the creepy train! In an all-new episode of the Unknown Subject, the team is tracking an unsub who travels central California by train, killing victims and then sleeping in their beds.

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S4E4 You Didn't Touch My Pancakes

Wed, 25 Nov 2020 12:00:00 GMT

Follow along with Kelly and Kelsie for a truly creepy episode of the Unknown Subject featuring an unsub who traps couples in his makeshift torture cabin and then stages their deaths to look like an accident.

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S4E3 Trickle, Flow, Gush

Wed, 18 Nov 2020 12:00:00 GMT

This week we’re watching one of Kelly and Kelsie’s favorite episodes as Prentiss and Reid go undercover in a religious cult and end up caught in the crossfire of the group’s showdown with law enforcement.

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S4E2 One to the Grill, One to the Groin

Wed, 11 Nov 2020 12:00:00 GMT

Women in an Ohio town are ending up murdered with very distinct wounds, just like they did years before. There’s only one problem— the convicted killer was executed a year ago, and now his body’s missing.

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S4E1 Skididdibup

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 12:00:00 GMT

Season four of the Unknown Subject is off to an absolutely crazy start as we find out whose SUV blew up at the end of last season and Morgan takes us on a wild ride through New York City.

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Bonus Episode 7 Kelly and Kelsie’s Top 5: Season Three Episodes

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 14:27:26 GMT

It’s everybody’s favorite episode of the season as Kelly and Kelsie rank their five favorite episodes of season three.

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S3E20 Son of Sam, Take a Shot

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 11:00:00 GMT

On the season three finale of the Unknown Subject, the BAU hunts for an unsub who is shooting people in broad daylight and Kelly and Kelsie play the Son of Sam drinking game.

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S3E19 Do I Like Popcorn?

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 11:00:00 GMT

When an accused serial killer wakes up from a coma with no memory of his identity or his alleged crimes, the BAU is called in to determine if he is, in fact, a killer, or if they had the wrong guy all along.

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S3E18 Flaccid Bicep

Wed, 14 Oct 2020 11:00:00 GMT

This week’s unsub is a stalker who manages to track the object of his obsession halfway across the country and steal her dog, all while getting a tan and maintaining a workout regimen.

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S3E17 I’m a Badass, Hee Hee Hoo!

Wed, 30 Sep 2020 15:42:34 GMT

In this episode of the Unknown Subject, the team is in Miami to solve the murders of several men, but everyone’s in for a surprise when it turns out that one of the victims has a connection with a special friend of JJ’s.

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S3E16 Places to Go, People to Profile

Wed, 23 Sep 2020 11:00:00 GMT

When a troubled teenage boy starts taking revenge against those who’ve wronged him, the BAU has to act fast to keep him from taking his innocent girlfriend down with him.

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S3E15 My Burning Love Hunk

Wed, 16 Sep 2020 11:00:00 GMT

This week on the Unknown Subject, the BAU heads to Pittsburgh to determine if a recent rash of suicides are actually what they seem or if an angel of mercy is praying on grieving families following a tragic fire.

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S3E14 Enjoying a Post-Coital Shower

Wed, 09 Sep 2020 11:00:00 GMT

After watching Rossi take that weird head bracelet out of his pocket for half a season, it’s finally time to solve the big cold case that’s been haunting him for two decades.

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S3E13 Find the Fetish, Find the Fiend

Wed, 02 Sep 2020 11:00:00 GMT

When two dudes buy a storage unit at auction, they get a lot more than they bargained for when they discover a bunch of bondage porn and intricate murder plans. The BAU is called in to help, but the local hotshot agent in charge might ruin everything by being a real fame-whore.

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S3E12 Boys Suck

Wed, 26 Aug 2020 11:00:00 GMT

When two girls are abducted and one ends up dead, it’s a race against time to find the remaining girl, but the case becomes more complicated when the team uncovers that the missing teen and her father are hiding a secret.

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S3E11 He Fell Into His Combine Harvester

Wed, 19 Aug 2020 11:00:00 GMT

Young women are being abducted and murdered in Fredericksburg, Virginia, just like they were 27 years ago, and it turns out the killer is a copycat with a strong connection to the original unsub.

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Bonus Episode 7: Kelly and Kelsie’s Top 5: Favorite BAU Friendships

Fri, 14 Aug 2020 11:00:00 GMT

It’s bonus episode time! This week, Kelly and Kelsie rank their favorite BAU friendships so far, and Kelly’s keeping it interesting with some surprising choices.

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S3E10 I Love Jerky

Wed, 12 Aug 2020 11:00:00 GMT

In another memorable guest spot, this week’s episode features a post-Malcolm in the Middle Frankie Muniz as a comic book artist whose violent artwork jumps off the page when he starts racking up a body count.

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S3E9 I'll Come Unstapled

Wed, 05 Aug 2020 11:00:00 GMT

The Unknown Subject is back from vacation, and last we saw our favorite profilers, Penelope was bleeding out on the sidewalk. Join Kelly and Kelsie as the BAU searches for Garcia’s mysterious (and admittedly very handsome) attacker.

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S3E9 My Friends Call Me Wonderful

Wed, 15 Jul 2020 11:00:00 GMT

On this week’s episode of the Unknown Subject, the team heads to Florida to search for an unsub with a Satan obsession, but this unsub is so much more than just a satanist— he’s also an experimental chef.

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S3E7 A Piece of Dung

Wed, 08 Jul 2020 11:00:00 GMT

At its core, this week’s episode is a story of unrequited love in the ickiest way possible. The BAU is called in to find the final victim of an unsub who committed suicide, but when it becomes clear he was working with a partner, the case heads in an unexpected direction.

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S3E6 A Loser!

Wed, 01 Jul 2020 11:00:00 GMT

David Rossi makes his long-awaited entrance into the Criminal Minds universe this week, and he’s picking right up where Gideon left off. As he rejoins the BAU out of retirement, Rossi struggles to adjust to how much things have changed since the olden days.

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S3E5 Criminy

Wed, 24 Jun 2020 11:00:00 GMT

When a young girl goes missing in a mall, the team has reason to believe that she’s still in the building— and with the mall locked down, her kidnapper could be anyone. Kelly claims that this is her all-time favorite episode of Criminal Minds, but will she feel the same way after watching it a second time?

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S3E4 You'll Spank Me?

Wed, 17 Jun 2020 11:00:00 GMT

This week on the Unknown Subject, the BAU is hunting a team of family annihilators, but the case gets cracked wide open when one of the unsubs leaves a teenage girl alive.

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S3E3 The Creep of the Moment Award

Wed, 10 Jun 2020 11:00:00 GMT

There may be a Gideon-sized hole in the BAU, but the team doesn’t have time to miss him. We’re kicking off a new era of Criminal Minds with a case involving an unsub who uses his victims’ deepest fears against them.

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Bonus Episode 6 Just Keep Staring: A Gideon Retrospective

Fri, 29 May 2020 11:00:00 GMT

In honor of his final episode of Criminal Minds, Kelly and Kelsie are giving Jason Gideon a proper send off with his very own bonus episode.

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S3E2 I Stepped on Her Hair

Wed, 27 May 2020 11:00:00 GMT

In this episode of the Unknown Subject, we find the BAU in total disarray as Emily and Hotch both resign, and Gideon goes AWOL. Meanwhile, Erin Strauss really fumbles her way through a case, and Gideon makes a decision about his future.

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S3E1 Let a Lion Loose Among Babies

Wed, 20 May 2020 11:00:00 GMT

In the season three premiere, a killer is on the loose on a college campus, and the team is called in to investigate. Still reeling from his showdown with Frank, Gideon takes a gamble that has major repercussions for everyone.

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Bonus Episode 5 Kelly and Kelsie’s Top 5: Season 2 Episodes

Fri, 15 May 2020 11:00:00 GMT

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S2E23 His Murder Book

Wed, 13 May 2020 11:00:00 GMT

In the second season finale of the Unknown Subject, Frank the milkshake fiend is back, and he’s coming after Gideon with a vengeance. Follow along with Kelly and Kelsie as we watch Frank and Jane’s creepy love story come to its dramatic conclusion.

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S2E22 He Sounds Like a Real Jagoff

Wed, 06 May 2020 11:00:00 GMT

When a peculiar detective shows up at JJ’s door asking for help finding 63 missing people, the BAU agrees to join the investigation, even though none of the victims have officially been reported missing. It turns out, there’s an unsub re-enacting the Saw movies in an abandoned warehouse, and time’s running out to save his most recent victim.

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S2E21 Poor Little Ass

Wed, 29 Apr 2020 11:00:00 GMT

In one of Kelly and Kelsie’s favorite episodes, the team heads to Idaho in search of a pair of killers who are kidnapping people off the side of the road, then releasing them in the middle of the woods to be hunted for sport.

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S2E20 There's No Finger in There

Wed, 22 Apr 2020 11:00:00 GMT

This week on the Unknown Subject, we meet Emily’s mom, a high powered diplomat looking for the BAU’s help with a kidnapping case involving the Russian mob.

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S1E19 Like Petulant Adolescents

Thu, 16 Apr 2020 11:00:00 GMT

Our friends at the BAU are taking on a serial arsonist with a sadistic streak, but they end up getting an assist from an unexpected source who is willing to do whatever it takes for the greater good.

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S2E18 Men

Wed, 08 Apr 2020 11:00:00 GMT

Hurricanes! Jack the Ripper! Mardi Gras beads! This week’s episode has a little bit of everything. The team travels to New Orleans in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, hoping to solve the bloody murders of several men in the French Quarter.

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Bonus Episode 4 Kelly and Kelsie’s Top 5: Favorite Team Members Revisited

Fri, 13 Mar 2020 11:00:00 GMT

Ask and you shall receive-- it’s a bonus, bonus episode! Kelly and Kelsie are re-ranking their favorite team members and discussing how far the team has come since season one.

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S2E17 Are You Wearing Chaps?

Wed, 11 Mar 2020 11:00:00 GMT

The team flies to Houston to investigate several murders at construction sites, and discover that the unsub isn’t their typical killer, but a veteran with extreme PTSD. Meanwhile, Reid continues to deal with the fallout of the Tobias Hankel debacle, and everyone starts to notice he’s being a real jerk.

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S2E16 Zipper or Stitch?

Wed, 04 Mar 2020 12:00:00 GMT

African-American girls are getting murdered in a small community in New York, and initially appears to be a series of hate crimes turns out to be a serial killer collecting young girls’ voices as trophies.

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S2E15 The Devil Can Read, Too

Wed, 26 Feb 2020 12:00:00 GMT

The Unknown Subject is back for the conclusion to last week’s episode, which ended with JJ’s and Reid’s lives on the line. Tobias Hankel and his murderous personalities aren’t finished yet, and the team races to save one of their own before it’s too late.

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S2E14 That Jezebel

Wed, 19 Feb 2020 12:00:00 GMT

This week we’re watching one of the most memorable episodes of Criminal Minds ever, starring one of our favorite guest stars, James Van Der Beek! It’s just like Dawson’s Creek-- if Dawson’s Creek was set in backwoods Georgia and Dawson had an abusive, religious fanatic for a father who commanded him to murder people.

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S2E13 Stuck In A K-hole

Wed, 12 Feb 2020 12:00:00 GMT

The team is called to a tiny Nevada town to track down a serial killer who Gideon has been tracking for three decades. All of Gideon’s tête-à-têtes have been practice for this one, folks!

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S2E12 Your Doughnut-Eatin’ Ass

Wed, 05 Feb 2020 12:00:00 GMT

The team is forced to profile one of their own this week, as Derek is forced to deal with his past after being accused of murder. This episode’s a real punch to the gut, so get your tissues ready.

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Bonus Episode 3 Kelly and Kelsie’s Top 5: Season 1 and 2 Unsubs

Fri, 31 Jan 2020 12:00:00 GMT

Thanks to a suggestion from one of our Instagram followers, on this week’s bonus episode we’re ranking the most fascinating unsubs we’ve covered so far in seasons one and two.

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S2E11 He’s Just a Horny Kid

Wed, 29 Jan 2020 12:00:00 GMT

When an awkward teenager approaches Reid out of the blue and starts asking questions about murdered sexworkers, the team discovers there’s a serial killer on the loose in Washington D.C. Is Reid’s teen informant a budding sociopath with a body count, or can the team save him before he becomes one?

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S2E10 The Gitmo Twist

Wed, 15 Jan 2020 12:00:00 GMT

Gideon’s going head to head with a terrorist this week as the team races to stop a terror cell from attacking one of America’s most sacred of institutions— a shopping mall.

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S2E9 JD Salinger's Serial Killer Book Club

Wed, 08 Jan 2020 12:00:00 GMT

Apparently opposites really do attract, even among serial killers. Two killers with totally different M.O’s and victim pools have become murdery pen pals in St. Louis, and the BAU must pit the unsubs against each other in order to bring them to justice.

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S2E8 Government Goon Squad

Wed, 18 Dec 2019 12:00:00 GMT

Inspired by a subpar science fiction book and an apparent distrust of technology, an unsub is detonating bombs– somewhat unsuccessfully– all across Seattle. The BAU is called in to investigate, but it soon becomes clear that the motivation behind all of it is actually far less interesting.

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S2E7 Rush the Butts

Wed, 11 Dec 2019 12:00:00 GMT

It’s a very special episode of the Unknown Subject as we watch Kelly’s long-awaited trigger episode. Follow along while Kelly hyperventilates over three teenage girls with an impossible choice to make— all thanks to unsub with a petty axe to grind.

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S2E6 Everything But The Cream Spinach

Wed, 04 Dec 2019 12:00:00 GMT

In this week’s episode, the team heads to Texas to find an unsub who’s killing children in the woods, but the murderer ends up being the last person anyone would suspect. We also say later days to Elle, who is forced to deal with the fallout of her decision to go rogue.

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S2E5 Bald Eagle Babies

Wed, 27 Nov 2019 12:00:00 GMT

The team is hunting for a rapist with a very specific goal in mind, but when the investigation doesn’t turn out the way it should, one of the team members takes things into their own hands. It’s a watershed episode of Criminal Minds, and Kelsie and Kelly have a lot to say about it.

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S2E4 What About a Pimp?

Wed, 20 Nov 2019 12:00:00 GMT

This week on the Unknown Subject the BAU takes on its oddest case yet. The team is called in to help the L.A.P.D. bring down a bankrobber who makes his victims take their clothes off, so get ready to talk about a lot of old people in their underwear.

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S2E3 Mr. Stinky

Wed, 13 Nov 2019 12:00:00 GMT

It’s a two-for-one deal on sweaty unsubs this week as the BAU looks for a duo who kidnap women and send their torture videos to the victims’ mothers.

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S2E2 Who’s Up Now, Punk?

Wed, 06 Nov 2019 12:00:00 GMT

Our friends at the BAU are taking on the creepiest corner of the internet as they race against time to save a young boy from being auctioned off to the highest, grossest bidder.

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S2E1 Full Sucks 95

Wed, 30 Oct 2019 11:00:00 GMT

We’re back for the second season of the Unknown Subject! In the follow up episode to last season’s cliffhanger, Kelly and Kelsie do their best to keep up with the resolution of the Fisher King’s murdery quest, but Sadie’s having none of it.

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Bonus Episode 2 Kelly and Kelsie’s Top 5: Season 1 Episodes

Wed, 25 Sep 2019 11:00:00 GMT

Get out your excitement horns, Binge Buddies! In this bonus episode we’re ranking our top five episodes of the first season of Criminal Minds.

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S1E22 Snort Logs

Wed, 18 Sep 2019 11:00:00 GMT

It’s the season one finale of the Unknown Subject! In the first half of a two-parter, the team is on a much-needed vacation when each member is drawn into a cryptic quest involving baseball cards, butterflies, and a mystery woman in a dungeon.

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S1E21 Butts to the Wind

Wed, 11 Sep 2019 11:00:00 GMT

It’s spies versus profilers on this episode of the Unknown Subject. Our friends at the BAU are called in to find a mole in the CIA, but can they identify the unsub in time to save an informant and her children?

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S1E20 Daddy Zorp

Wed, 04 Sep 2019 11:00:00 GMT

The BAU knows exactly who this week’s unsub is— he’s a creep named Mark— but that doesn’t mean he’ll be easy to find. Kelly and Kelsie are taking the Binge Buddies along for the ride on this wild goose chase.

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S1E19 Feminismo

Wed, 28 Aug 2019 11:00:00 GMT

In an unexpectedly deep episode of the Unknown Subject, we’re headed south of the border as the BAU hunts an unsub killing old women in a small Mexican town.

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S1E18 Emotional Cages

Wed, 21 Aug 2019 11:00:00 GMT

On this episode of the Unknown Subject, Spencer meets a beautiful up and coming actress who also happens to have a murderous stalker. The BAU is on the case, but can Dr. Reid save the day and get the girl?

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S1E17 Fingering a Rosary

Wed, 14 Aug 2019 11:00:00 GMT

This week’s unsub is a vigilante serving up cold, hard justice all over New York City, and not everyone thinks he’s the bad guy. Kelly, Kelsie and Sadie attempt to follow along as our friends at the BAU try to stop the killings before someone innocent gets hurt.

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S1E16 You Sound Like a Fortune Cookie

Wed, 07 Aug 2019 11:00:00 GMT

When four college students are murdered using Native American war traditions and a fifth student is kidnapped, the BAU must determine the truth about who’s responsible with the help of a badass local cop.

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S1E15 Got a Little Hot

Wed, 31 Jul 2019 11:00:00 GMT

This week, a killer who’s been dormant for decades is back, and we’re introduced to a retired BAU team member who thinks he knows everything.

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S1E14 This Is My Last Chair

Wed, 24 Jul 2019 11:00:00 GMT

In the latest edition of “Gideon stares intensely

at people,” a married couple on death row is about to be executed, but Gideon is convinced the wife isn’t guilty.

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S1E13 Common Milk

Wed, 17 Jul 2019 13:00:00 GMT

Things are getting trippy on this episode of the Unknown Subject! The BAU tries to figure out who dosed several people with LSD before they strike again.

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S1E12 He Never Has Any Crabgrass

Wed, 10 Jul 2019 11:00:00 GMT

In an all new episode of the Unknown Subject, we’re on the edge of our seats as the BAU races against the clock to find a young girl who was abducted from a park.

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Bonus Episode 1 Buzzfeed Profiles Kelly and Kelsie

Fri, 05 Jul 2019 11:00:00 GMT

To celebrate making it halfway through seasons one, Kelsie and Kelly rank their top five BAU team members and take a Buzzfeed quiz to find out which character they are.

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S1E11 Everything Smells Like Soy Sauce

Wed, 03 Jul 2019 11:00:00 GMT

Follow along with Kelly and Kelsie for all the twists and turns as the team searches for an unsub with religious delusions.

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S1E10 Elle, Like the Letter?

Wed, 26 Jun 2019 11:00:00 GMT

On this episode of the Unknown Subject, things are not as they seem in small town Virginia as our friends at the BAU are called in to investigate a possible satanic cult.

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S1E9 A Little Sleight of Hand

Wed, 19 Jun 2019 11:00:00 GMT

This week, Kelly and Kelsie watch along as the BAU deals with a hostage crisis on a stalled train, and Reid shows off his close hand magic skills!

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S1E8 Commercials for the Dead Worms

Wed, 12 Jun 2019 11:00:00 GMT

On this episode of The Unknown Subject, the team gets involved in a mob case, and Kelsie and Kelly learn a fun new phrase for male genitalia.

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S1E7 Tiny Redhead

Wed, 05 Jun 2019 11:00:00 GMT

The BAU searches for a family annihilator who preys on families going on vacation, and a baby— yes, a human baby— gets thrown at Gideon.

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S1E6 My Hands, You Understand

Wed, 29 May 2019 11:00:00 GMT

Paging Doctor Asshole! In one of Kelsie’s favorite episodes, the BAU travels to Illinois to profile a long distance serial killer.

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S1E5 Do You Like Chocolate?

Wed, 22 May 2019 11:00:00 GMT

Kelly and Sadie get in some quality bonding time while the team hunts an unsub with a twin fetish.

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S1E4 Step Aerobics? With the Platform?

Wed, 15 May 2019 11:00:00 GMT

In one of Kelly’s top 20 favorite episodes of Criminal Minds, the team flies to San Diego to hunt an unsub who glues his victims’ eyes open.

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S1E3 Clurman!

Wed, 08 May 2019 11:00:00 GMT

Today, we meet the best named character in television history and finally find out what the hell happened to Gideon in Boston. Plus the BAU chases down a copycat bomber.

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S1E2 Have You Recently Dated a Homicidal Pyromaniac?

Wed, 01 May 2019 11:00:00 GMT

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S1E1 Cookies for Good Boys Only

Mon, 22 Apr 2019 22:00:00 GMT

Join Kelly and Kelsie as they watch the very first episode of Criminal Minds and the BAU searches for a chick who really loves the color orange.

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