The Male Gayz Podcast

Grub Month

Thu, 16 Apr 2026 05:43:38 GMT

Despite it being the end of Chris’s grub month he has some exciting personal news about his body. We also finally work out a way to include Heterosexuals at pride.

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Parmagiana Organanano

Wed, 08 Apr 2026 00:37:55 GMT

What subway bread do you choose? Where are you meant to put oil from your cooking? What was the name of the women's only gym that used to be in the mall? These questions and more, plus a fact of the gay about some of the OG Melbourne queers.

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One For The Shareholders

Wed, 01 Apr 2026 05:16:33 GMT

Recorded on the stroke of midnight and the break of dawn, the Male Gayz navigate sickness and waking up after a big nap to bring you a deeply truthful low energy podcast. With that being said, it’s not bad! Good stuff about the value of a gold coin in ye olden days, and a truth special fact of the gay! Happy Trans Visibility/ April Fools to us all

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Uncut Gems

Tue, 24 Mar 2026 23:19:20 GMT

Chris just arrived to Melbourne and got straight on the pod mic! We cover all the greatest topics: the famous kids toys we don't know the name of, the fuel crisis, circumcision rates by country, John Kirwin and we finally lay into the names of yoga poses.

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The Gay Manosphere

Wed, 18 Mar 2026 01:19:11 GMT

Big events this week with Manosphere and Oscars hitting in the headlines, but all we want to discuss is how the English Chanel works?!

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Deathly Bat Disease

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 23:45:35 GMT

We are speaking from our truth this episode, Chris was tired in Adelaide but it actually brought out an amazing podcast with genuinely insightful takes that won’t leave a sponge like hole in your brain

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Respectful Important Emojis

Wed, 04 Mar 2026 03:09:00 GMT

The temperature is exactly the same in the UK and NZ which is means the seasons are being exchanged And the boys are syncing up! We learn about the Brontë Sisters, the importance of a well timed emoji, and a thrilling job promotion for a close friend.

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Google Search Gay Prime Minister Shirtless

Thu, 26 Feb 2026 21:50:18 GMT

The boys try and work out what a baddie is and whether it is good to be one in a world where actual baddies are getting away with the worst crimes. We are looking into the Netherland's hot new Prime Minister in Fact of the Gay, continuing to talk about Tyra Banks and discussing who the true villain of 101 Dalmatians is. If you know what a baddie is, join us at themalegayz.substack.com

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The Cheese Kinsey Scale

Thu, 19 Feb 2026 21:00:00 GMT

Is your foot really the length of you forearm? How gay is ice skating, really? Do other countries have "kiwi hot"? These questions and more in one of our best pods ever.

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Name One Bad Lesbian

Thu, 12 Feb 2026 21:18:06 GMT

Chris loves Lesbians thanks to Laneway, Eli goes Greek with the fact of the gay, and Bad Bunny has only gone and delivered a perfect Superbowl performance.

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The Worlds Hypothetical

Wed, 04 Feb 2026 23:00:00 GMT

All is right in the world Chris is morning Eli is night. We’re hot on the heels of the grammy awards and the Epstein files. It’s this to al whiplash we’ve come to really embrace in 2026.

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Chicken Overload

Thu, 29 Jan 2026 09:48:38 GMT

Hamnet, Marty Supreme, Hells Pizza topping names - we cover it all in another gorgeous episode where Chris's whiskey energy and Eli's coffee energy collide and create nothing short of MAGIC as always. We are learning about Valentino, and Chris is revealing something extremely vulnerable about his water consumption.

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I Huffer Logo The Male Gayz

Wed, 21 Jan 2026 17:00:00 GMT

Flip it around because Chris is in the evening and Eli is in the morning. We are learning about gay pools in Fact of the Gay. We are celebrating brilliant acting in Queen of the Week. We welcome you into our Bone Temple, and we hope you enjoy your stay xoxo

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0800 MALE GAYS

Wed, 14 Jan 2026 21:17:14 GMT

Eli is fresh out of an illness and Chris is fresh out of a pool! With our thought on the big acting awards, the Heater Rivalry boys and Chris’s new jug. Plus a fact out of the gay from our straight friend about Japanese Wrestling and we award a lifetime achievement Queen of the Week to Wanda Sykes.

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Our Jacinda Year

Wed, 07 Jan 2026 10:38:58 GMT

It’s our 10th year of this podcast and we hate that! And despite not wanting to set resolutions, we have set our most ambitious ones yet. Eli is in the depths of winter and Chris is in the peak of summer it gives this first pod of year some perfect seasonal comedic tension.

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Is Heated Rivalry: Gay or Horny?

Tue, 16 Dec 2025 04:04:47 GMT

Chris is getting shelves put in so the podcast is a nightmare. But we are back, and there is one thing on our minds. The butts on heated rivalry. But fear not we don’t just talk butts. We also talk plugs!

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The SLiRCLE at the Podcast

Wed, 03 Dec 2025 03:59:17 GMT

Chris is back from Sydney with a belly full of hot icecream. Eli is on a mission for community and Winter is coming. And our partners are both making food in the background. It’s podcast nirvana.

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That Little Blue Dot

Tue, 25 Nov 2025 23:27:46 GMT

Technical Note: Apologies - this episode is coming out about week after it was recorded!

A thrilling behind-the-scenes look at Chris’s upcoming, four page coffee book that will change your life - especially if your life is having a tire pop in a sea of Metallica fans. Eli has tried a pop icons new burgers and lived to tell the tale. And FINALLY we talk about Metal music.

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SEPHORA EXPOSÉ

Thu, 13 Nov 2025 11:10:53 GMT

The Male Gayz finally have a legal case on our hands as Eli takes down the bad guys over at Sephora over a dodgy sunscreen. Of equal importance personally, Chris got rid of a matress during inorganics and is feeling pretty good about that. Plus we wax lyrical about how good live theatre is. Classic Male Gayz stuff really.

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A Retelling of the End of The World

Thu, 06 Nov 2025 06:00:00 GMT

WW3 is on our door step and Chris has started a puzzle and Eli is watching strictly ballroom. There’s also a gorgeous Halloween recap, and some regretful piss and shit chat too (sorry).

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Two Fun Guys

Thu, 30 Oct 2025 09:21:20 GMT

Don’t worry guys, it’s not all gross stuff, we are also getting into Lily Allen, surviving apocalypses and gay Prime Ministers… all building to a shocking realisation: do we know how our government is structured? Eep maybe not lol

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Must Watch Viewing

Thu, 23 Oct 2025 06:00:00 GMT

You couldn’t asked for worse internet this episode, but whose fault it is, will remain unknown. We recap Celeb Traitors, Review Netflix’ Boots and finally say Coleman Domingo’s name out loud for the first time ever.

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Hocus Pocus 2 Release Party

Fri, 17 Oct 2025 01:02:46 GMT

Someone has some freshly highlighted hair and it’s causing someone else to think about their gay hairdresser at Rodney Wayne - Jake! If you are out there get in touch! Plus: could Queen of the Week Bette Midler be about to have a new wave of fame? And a Fact of the Gay about the straight (and terrible) couple that inspired the Conjuring flicks.

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Walk In The Shoes Someone Wears as A Hat on Their Head

Wed, 08 Oct 2025 23:00:00 GMT

Whatever the opposite of a Swiftie is I guess that’s us. Your go to boys for fashion advice and forgetting about your ex, are back together, mainly to aggravate the swifties for engagement.

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The Conversation No One Wants to Have

Wed, 01 Oct 2025 07:00:00 GMT

Sit down and put your overpriced eye masks on, the boys are back, and this week we have the conversation no one is brave enough to have. Why are we not buttering our bread at the Bunnings sausage sizzle. Plus a fact of the gay for you cinefiles out there.

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Can Host Can Torrent

Wed, 24 Sep 2025 02:33:09 GMT

Eli’s back from recreating all his Favourite scenes from Game of Thrones in Dubrovnik and Chris has just been sitting on the couch watching reality Tv, but strangely there’s a lot to discuss. Including a deeper understanding of into Betty Whites gay icon status and what is has to do with Liberace?

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Manic Pixie Green Girl

Fri, 12 Sep 2025 11:20:08 GMT

We are celebrating queens of the theatre, talking gay male beauty standards in our fact of the gay and really trying to nail down exactly what a manic pixie dream girl is on this week's PERFECT episode. Come see Eli at Underbelly Boulevard in London, and Chris at the Theatre Royal in Nelson! (Choose one, you probably can't make both).

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Wash Your Ass and Wash Your Rice

Wed, 03 Sep 2025 03:00:00 GMT

The internet is bad but the connection between the boys is stronger than ever. We catch up on the week of gay news including not believing swifties, gay break ups and Chappell roan live. Plus some life changing advice about washing your rice.

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Can you hear the drums Fernando?

Sun, 24 Aug 2025 05:38:14 GMT

The Gayz are back in the same time zone and having the time of their life! Chris is about to head to see Evita but he’s still recovering from Oliver! We are loving meeting the UK chorus line and wondering how this place changes our accent. We didn’t think we had a fact of the gay but - surprise - we have the best one ever. We conquer the uk internet speed to deliver one of our best ever episodes!

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We Love Coldplay

Sat, 09 Aug 2025 00:12:40 GMT

It’s midnight in the Edinburgh and Eli is racing off the cobbled streets to fill us in on the grossest stories he’s got. Chris is ready to embrace Coldplay, and The Fact of The Gay, is a reminder to get your Queer Palm checked.

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The Gary Oldman Effect

Sat, 02 Aug 2025 06:00:00 GMT

Oh Boy (As in Servant) it’s our first global episode of The Male Gayz, Eli has landed in Edinburgh, Chris has just wiped the sleep from his eyes, and our new set up, it’s pushing us to our technological limits. All in all, this is the start of something new, exciting and scary.

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Queer Justice League

Wed, 16 Jul 2025 21:00:00 GMT

It's Eli's last podcast in New Zealand, maybe forever, depending on if his flight lands. We get into advice for uncles, gay superheroes and Chris lets you know the entire drama about his local dog park and the naughty "dogging" that's going on there. And a huge shout out to Middlemore Hospital delivering us a legendary Queen of the Week.

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The Glitch

Wed, 09 Jul 2025 19:00:00 GMT

A podcast told in two parts…and you would have never found of if Chris didn’t tell you. Eli is in an incredible mood this podcast and it inspires a lively conversation about if there’s a better word than Cock.

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Two Virgins

Thu, 03 Jul 2025 17:00:00 GMT

These two virgins have listened to the Lorde album and they are ready to talk about it! We learn the most profitable LGBT films of all time are basically just straight films and Chris provides an indepth analysis of the choir power structures of Christchurch in the 90s and 2000s to celebrate our Queen of the Week. Plus, as always, hair and dog chat.

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DVD Three Pack

Sat, 28 Jun 2025 20:00:00 GMT

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Chris is fresh from the dog park and ready to praise his good girl. Eli is fresh from what feels like 24/7 news absorption. A Fact of the Gay celebrates the first time the word "gay" meant "actually gay" on film, and we tackle the most important question of the day: What would be in your DVD three pack?

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True Pride Podcast

Wed, 18 Jun 2025 22:00:00 GMT

Eli has officially moved out of his home and is in with this in laws. Chris has been half listening to the mushroom case podcast. This state of mind has opened up the big questions for them: should your genitals touch when you hug, and how good are their handshakes.

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More Statues of Men!

Wed, 11 Jun 2025 20:00:00 GMT

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It’s a big week, and it’s only Monday when we recorded this, chances are the whole world has changed. What will never change is these boys love for the dump, and specifically one icon who works there. This is the story of the lady in the hat at the dump

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I Wanna Grow Old With You

Thu, 05 Jun 2025 22:00:00 GMT

From jumping out of cars while you are at the lights to dying surrounded by gays - we cover it all this week. We are getting high on the fumes of viral dubai chocolate, gay retirement homes and celebrating our favourite Auckland councillor as our Queen of the Week. And of course, this week we simply have to lay into douche kanoe Chris Bishop, before we try and find one single thing to be positive about so the episode doesn’t leave you sad.

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Margot’s House

Thu, 29 May 2025 22:00:00 GMT

We are back in the studio and we forgot to press record on the cameras! Sorry! Chris has the beautiful dog that’s ruining his life with him and Eli has had his undies around his ankles too much lately. A fact of the gay about Katherine Hepburn’s relationship with gender and a true kiwi comedy icon is our queen of the week. Woof!

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No Guests After 10

Thu, 22 May 2025 22:00:00 GMT

We are back in the same physical space as each other and despite the vibe, we are determined to keep things positive. Chris is finally sharing on the pod that he got a dog. But is it all he thought it was going to be? Eli is moments away from moving to London, but is he excited? All this to say, we’ve both made life hard for ourselves. Sounds like a midlife crisis!

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Gayz-Vegas

Fri, 16 May 2025 21:41:34 GMT

This episode is proudly supported by ReWired.org.nz - a non-judgemental support group for people who want to bring their Party 'n' Play into focus.

It’s the last trans-tasman recording for hopefully ages… We are talking bare feet on planes, we are talking the culture of Brisbane and we are talking what happens when you chuck “vegas” on the end of a place name. Plus, Chris has been hanging out with Eli’s boyfriend more than Eli. The fact of the gay is all about the gay wage gap, and our Queens of the Week just got suspended from Parliament for bullshit reasons.

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Age Gap Love

Mon, 05 May 2025 21:00:00 GMT

This episode is proudly supported by ReWired.org.nz - a non-judgemental support group for people who want to bring their Party 'n' Play into focus.

The boys are back in the studio and the vibes are on! What the hell is Jojo Siwa up to? What’s JayJay Feeney been posting on Instagram? Why is Oprah covered in blood? All this and a fact of the gay to celebrate Brokeback Mountain’s twentieth anniversary.

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Get James Corden in Space!

Fri, 25 Apr 2025 22:00:00 GMT

This episode is proudly supported by ReWired.org.nz - a non-judgemental support group for people who want to bring their Party 'n' Play into focus.

Chris is home and Eli is not yet, and Eli is suffering a full hair-mergency in Sydney. We are sending love to our trans whanau and hate to Winnie P. Our Fact of the Gay is about Trans saints and our Queen of the Week are a pair of viral twins. Plus, we finally give our very delayed takes on the girls trip to space, with a legitimate pitch that we now need to send a bunch of queers.

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Talking Sheet

Fri, 18 Apr 2025 00:00:00 GMT

With the last shreds of their remaining energy Chris and Eli do what they do best: recap Coachella without having actually seen it. And if you haven’t subscribed to the Substack you’re going to want to today: in the exclusive video award winning comedian Guy Montgomery walks past in his undies. Plus our Fact of the Gay is brought to you in paid partnership with the awesome Shaun Hill from Rewired.

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Live in front of Guy Montgomery

Sun, 06 Apr 2025 06:29:24 GMT

It's week one of the Melbourne Comedy Festival, and we are recording a day late and without a camera. We are so sorry. But it's a miracle the podcast happened. There is literally so much to talk about this week including Chris's old high school principal being accused of shitting on a driveway 8 times, the horrific persecution of Green MP Benjamin Doyle and why NZ will not embrace Speedo culture as much as Australian straight men have.

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Celebrity Gay Island

Wed, 26 Mar 2025 20:00:00 GMT

The boys are Melbourne bound - BUY TICKETS NOW - and trying to sort their lives out before they leave. We get into the amazing TV we are living through right now, learn about how sneaky gays took over reality TV and pitch the perfect reality TV show.

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Cckscker Tears

Wed, 19 Mar 2025 20:00:00 GMT

The boys are frantic in one of their last spare days before they start touring, and they are learning about the c*ck-sucking tears of famous country queers. Plus Chris’s brand new proverb helps Eli discover everything he believed about hedgehogs is wrong.

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Alakazam!

Tue, 11 Mar 2025 20:00:00 GMT

The boys are back in the studio and the vibes are immaculate. A 10/10 podcast reviewing a 7.5/10 Gaga album and announcing the cast for a 1000000/10 production of Jesus Christ Superstar - get ready New Zealand!

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Bugger Me

Wed, 05 Mar 2025 21:00:00 GMT

We are trans-Tasman again, but this time we’ve flipped it and reversed it. Thanks to Disney+ and clips on line we’ve watched most of the Oscar’s. Chris randomly popped up with a fact of the gay this week inspired by Six the musical. But most importantly we remind men out there to check their prostates.

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TRANS TASMAN QUEER C**TS

Thu, 27 Feb 2025 01:00:00 GMT

We are podcasting like its 2020 and by that obviously over the internet, because Eli is in Sydney and Chris is home. It's a big ole episode discussing weather Sydney is in fact better than Auckland and why? We learn all about the why Mardi Gras isn't pride, and Chris finally goes into detail about the Pitt (TV show, not depression)

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Quiet in the Library

Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:00:00 GMT

Time to unpack a harrowing weekend for queers and celebrate the legends who have made this pride so special despite all the f-wits. We ask the big questions like “has Brian Tamaki even read the bible”, and Chris reveals the brand new enemy he made in a one second encounter in the gym. Plus we honour a friend’s dad for Queen of the Week and learn about a real gay church in Fact of the Gay.

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Dads With Daughters

Tue, 11 Feb 2025 22:00:00 GMT

From seeing crazy bumper stickers to losing our minds at Laneway - it’s been a busy week. We recap the transcendent experience that was Charli’s headline set, finally talk Emilia Perez and even cover the topic you’ve all been waiting for: the Dump. The fact of the gay comes from the beautiful comments on our Instagram and the Queen of the Week is an incredible girl with an appalling tray of dumplings.

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LGBTQIA+ Finally RANKED

Thu, 06 Feb 2025 21:00:00 GMT

Recorded minutes after the Grammys finished, we are bringing you the hottest takes we can, given that we live in New Zealand and can’t actually watch it. The fact of the gay is all about a historic onstage wedding ceremony and an unbleeped slur, plus there can be only one Queen Bey of the Week.

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Knits for Pride

Fri, 31 Jan 2025 01:00:00 GMT

We are launching head first into some of the biggest issues facing us today, like is it okay to run shirtless? Should we use AI to fix our accents? What happens to the gay rams? And who trolled David Seymour the best this week? And can we get to Dan Carter by messaging Jockey?

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DID THE BEATLES SUCK DICK?

Wed, 22 Jan 2025 01:00:00 GMT

This week Chris and Eli take their official stance on the NZ FOOD AWARDS and that is they are a hoax! We also tally up how many dicks we think the Beatles sucked, and we gloss over what is easily the worst week to be alive in our life times to focus on more pressing issues, what’s going on with the state of movie cinemas.

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The Real Sea-Lice of Auckland

Wed, 15 Jan 2025 21:00:00 GMT

An amazing, perfect episode with fifteen minutes of terrible audio thanks to our SD Card being a flop. The boys are ready to make this podcast as slick as they can and they need your help to decide a catchy intro line! We hear about a historic, televised achievement of the late, not-so-great Anita Bryant and celebrate an All Black queen of the week. And our journey to get Dan Carter on the podcast gets one Instagram comment closer

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Twenty-twenty-live!

Thu, 09 Jan 2025 21:30:08 GMT

It’s our first episode recorded this year and we stand with Greenland! Eli’s is feeding a friend’s cat, Chris is ready to get cancelled and both the boys are ready to get former All Black Dan Carter on the pod. A fact of the gay about the worst word for gay there is, and a truly surprising Queen of the Week.

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2025 The Best Year We Will Ever Experience

Thu, 02 Jan 2025 20:00:10 GMT

We bringing a fresh and energetic energy to a podcast that definitely wasn’t recorded in advance in 2024. We talk through Eli’s ins and out, and the fact of Gay has Chris crying “shiver me timbers”

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A Simple Christmas Wish

Tue, 24 Dec 2024 21:00:00 GMT

Merry Christmas, we’ve ditched our life partners and families to bring you this specific Christmas episode of The Male Gayz. Truly iconic for us to not take one single week off after such a rich history of being so slack. A special festive Fact of the Gay gives us all the answers behind that video. Yes the one you’re thinking of.

We also officially launch our campaign for 2025, and thanks to our hons at Kathmandu, we get that litttle bit closer to giving away our ultimate The Male Gayz x Kathmandu official cruising kit.

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Gelato Should Be Flat

Wed, 18 Dec 2024 22:00:43 GMT

Merry Chrimbo everyone! An absolutely amazeballs episode to end the year. An exquisite fact of the gay from the land of Oz. A divine discussion of Ponsonby ice cream shops. A fabulous recap of the year that has been.

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Male Gayz WRAPPED

Wed, 11 Dec 2024 23:00:54 GMT

It’s Eli’s birthday and he’s assessing his big Year of the Dragon year. There’s cupcakes, a fact of the gay from Grindr itself and the Queen of the Week is a beloved chef (who Eli doesn’t know). Make sure you come to the live show this Thursday Auckland Chorus Line!

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Auckland knows how to party!

Wed, 04 Dec 2024 21:00:55 GMT

we had the wildest night you can have in downtown Auckland on a Monday at the gorgeous hour-and-a-bit Troye Sivan concert. We are getting ready for Christmas, we a learning facts of the gay about Moomins and we are celebrating a queen of the week who hosts a sister podcast.

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A Girl Who Brings Her Gun To Church

Wed, 27 Nov 2024 21:00:06 GMT

We are struggling under the immense weight of Wicked content - it is inescapable! Eli has lost his voice and Chris’s play is a runaway success. An unhinged chat about “pretty boys”, a fact of the gay about Broadway and a Queen of the Week who could be the queen any week - this episode has it all.

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Breaking News From Oz

Wed, 20 Nov 2024 05:30:27 GMT

The boys went to Wicked, the stars were out in the crowd and onscreen and our glowing reviews are just the start of the journey through Oz we go on with genuine Oz expert Chris Parker. Plus we celebrate the only possible Queen of the Week Hana-Rāwhiti Maipi-Clarke and a we learn why we are called Friends of Dorothy.

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The Rise and Fall of Straight Men

Wed, 13 Nov 2024 05:30:42 GMT

We finally opened Schrödinger’s cat box and are very bummed out by the result. We recorded this episode at 8am due to Chris’s theatre schedule, so it’s a very unfiltered chat about the state of things tbh. We wonder if it’s us who is to blame, but ultimately we’ve decided blame rests with Deadpool.

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Weddings Can Be Fantastic!

Wed, 06 Nov 2024 05:00:00 GMT

Moo Deng has picked Trump, but we don’t know who wins - even though there may well be a winner when this is released! Plus Eli ran a half-marathon, a fact of the gay about Abraham Lincoln and the most bizarre shoot shag marry of all time. A huge thank you to Florence Pugh for hopefully listening.

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You Might Not Dance Tomorrow

Thu, 31 Oct 2024 00:53:31 GMT

This week we record hot off the back of one of the biggest nights in Male Gayz history. Both gays went out to da cluuurb. We recap that night, with visceral detail. We also launch our second ever official Male Gayz manhunt, but this one is all in the name of love!

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Bitches Christmas

Wed, 23 Oct 2024 22:00:36 GMT

We are finally back in the studio and ready to delve into all the pop culture we’ve missed, covering all the important topics like Olivia Rodrigo, The Substance, The Kardashian and of course: dandruff! Plus a Fact of the Gay on the origins of how Halloween became “Gay Christmas”, which is actually way more interesting and cool than you would think, and we award Queen of the Week to a true queen: psyllium husk.

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The Noise (Live from Christchurch)

Wed, 16 Oct 2024 00:00:26 GMT

We are back in our home town and surrounded by an adoring audience of people mostly have not listened to the podcast. A round of Show and Tell had us bringing out treasures from our family homes and sees an unexpected poetry reading from an amazing special guest. Plus a fact of the gay about the Manchester Street public toilets of course!

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Celebrating Dan Carter’s New Scent (Live in Auckland)

Wed, 09 Oct 2024 23:00:00 GMT

It’s Chris’s birthday and we are celebrating by making him work (yes podcasts are a job) in a live show from the beautiful Basement Theatre. Eli has a gift for Chris that he will surely be wearing every day for the rest of his life. We bring you Fact of the Gay about the very building we are recording in and very special Rhys Mathewson has the Gayz competing against each other in the very first round of Straight A's.

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The Joker is Me

Thu, 03 Oct 2024 03:59:00 GMT

Chorus Line members will know, this episode is recorded on Chris’s couch, and the proof is in the pudding. Eli is at his breaking point and has never felt more alone, and Chris has had an amazing weekend away at WOW. There's a lot of great and not-so-great new content out for us to discuss. We love The English, so Brian Jordan Alvarez is Q of the W. And Eli has another amazing Fact of the Gay, which has us wanting to move to Sweden.

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We Need an Openly Lesbian Whale Icon

Wed, 25 Sep 2024 03:00:21 GMT

Chris is so late to this week's episode and it randomly inspires a very real and deeply thoughtful chat about pop stars. Phrases like “likeability is a prison" get bandied about, and we bravely ask the question everyone is so scared to ask - why are there no openly lesbian whales in pop culture!

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Platypus Surprise

Wed, 18 Sep 2024 00:00:06 GMT

This week the boys are back to remote recording because of their high flying life style. Chris’s ears are ringing, Eli has an infected toenail, the vibes are immaculate! With a Fact of the Gay from an unexpected source: our straight friend. And no queen of the week cause we forgot lol.

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Improv is an Illness with Abby Howells

Thu, 05 Sep 2024 05:00:14 GMT

It’s our first guest in approximately a million years! Taskmaster icon and Billy T winner Abby Howells joins us for a deep dive into am-dram theatre, when improvisors try to be “serious” and her secret collection of beautiful ladies.

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Me and the Boyfriends Played a Great Game

Fri, 30 Aug 2024 02:00:26 GMT

Chris is back from Queenstown and ready to lay into some farmers he met, and Eli is so high on Sudafed he almost gives David Seymour queen of the week! Plus a fact of the gay about a legal gay marriage 53 years before gay marriage was actually legal, and we have a new term we would love to empower straight men (all two who listen to this podcast) to use!

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The Best Podcast of the Year

Fri, 23 Aug 2024 04:53:14 GMT

Wanna hear us pop off? We are both furious for different reasons. These Gayz have had it and they are ready to throw a drink in your face. Eli has a new enemy. Chris has an airport rival. Plus a fact of the gay about voice training, and the queen of the week is a voice you definitely know.

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Shot By a Raygun

Tue, 13 Aug 2024 14:30:06 GMT

We have to get into Queen of the Week right away because a true QUEEN was born at the Paris Olympics... but will she win the title or will it once again go to an incredibly irrelevant person instead? Plus we got sent a GIFT because we have our finger on the coffee pulse and the Fact of the Gay finally addresses what Jockstraps were actually invented for.

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The Ryan Reynolds Effect

Tue, 06 Aug 2024 01:59:15 GMT

Chris and Eli coin a new phenomenon- The Ryan Reynolds’s effect (when one has no gay friends) Eli has an earth shattering revelation about sweet Thai chili and will the boys ever see Deadpool or are they literally too gay to be allowed.

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You’re Being Weird

Wed, 31 Jul 2024 02:00:10 GMT

It’s our official Paris 2024 episode where we mainly talk about the opening ceremony but also a bit about the sports! Plus we tell deep, dark secrets that could have gotten us CANCELLED at primary school, get into our favourite reality show The Boyfriends and you will not believe who beats Celine Dion to be the Queen of the Week

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Home Décor ft Wall

Tue, 23 Jul 2024 23:00:09 GMT

This week we do a deep-dive on our rooms, the phenomenon of feature walls and Chris’ early works as a visual artist. Our Fact of the Gay is all about Anthony Perkins aka Norman Bates aka The Saddest Celeb Story Ever.

This is SATIRE

Tue, 16 Jul 2024 23:18:07 GMT

A deep dive on Katy Perry and a shallow dive on the assassination. Chris has been going to the big boy Les Mills and we have both been meeting more Chorus Line members in the wild - including the first straight male member of the chorus line!?

See Chris live on 19 July in Rotorua

See Eli live on 2 & 3 Aug in Christchurch, and Aug 21 - 24 in Auckland

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Two Gentlemen of Queerona

Wed, 10 Jul 2024 22:21:54 GMT

Serving up a healthy bowl of podcast salad. Back on Chris's couch, which is better for vibes, but generally worse for growing the podcast. We have the update on Earl Haggerman truly no one asked for, not even us really. We dissect modern retellings of classics, and classic re imaginings with a modern twist, and make an official announcement, that all men straight men retire from acting: stage, tv and screen.

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Act Your Age Not Your European Shoe Size

Wed, 03 Jul 2024 10:54:20 GMT

If you are a fan of Joe Biden or Friands maybe skip this episode cause we have harsh words for both! Plus a thrilling Fact of The Gay about Tortoises and we listened to the worst new podcast in Aotearoa so you don’t have to.

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Single Girls Rub Club

Mon, 24 Jun 2024 10:34:20 GMT

Eli’s joined a gay tennis league and Chris has imagined a new life in Christchurch! Plus what do we think about the Charli and Lorde collab (spoiler: it made us cry) and a Fact of the Gay about Frankie Goes to Hollywood that will blow ya gay mind! A tense battle sees a kiwi icon crowned as the Queen of The Week.

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There's an air of F@**gotry in This Pod

Sun, 16 Jun 2024 21:40:02 GMT

In classic Male Gayz style we bookend this week's podcast on a Taylor Swift and Dyson Vacuum Cleaners. Eli informs us all about a real life gay army, and Chris shares his thoughts on gays renovating homes and selling them to straight people. Classic Male Gayz stuff.

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Well Well Wellness

Sun, 09 Jun 2024 09:34:57 GMT

Chris bought some mushroom supplements and Eli saw the Opera so you could say we are living our better lives. This episode is like 80% about supermarkets... but like in a random way. Special shout to our Queens of The Week, the cast of Furiosa. Love your work, can't wait to see your career blossom Hemsworth.

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Remember Journaling

Tue, 21 May 2024 02:17:08 GMT

A beautiful morning podcast from the boys has opened up a plethora of conversation topics including but not limited to, if you were standard in the woods with only a packet of munchos would you survive, Is sleeping with women like eating a tomato, and why does Eli never talk about his time at the cinema! This weeks fact of the gay has us really strung up too! Literally!

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Mangina Is My Clown

Mon, 06 May 2024 01:19:40 GMT

Hot off the back of Eli finally watching Challengers, the male gay are return with our most salacious episode yet. Gossiping about gossip, and doing a deep dive into Manginas (Thesis on this incoming) we also ask the question everyone has been asking... What Happened to Puppetry of the Penis? Answer is... they are in the Sphere at Vegas

Chris Parker tickets for Brisbane

Eli Matthewson tickets for Auckland & Wellington

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Douche like an Egyptian

Wed, 01 May 2024 01:33:33 GMT

We're back on home turf with breaking news, there is a sequel to Priscilla! Beyond that, Taylor Swift is still a billionaire, Chappell Roan is still the most exciting celebrity around and we are still forever grateful to Zendaya. Also, hot tip, you could learn a thing or two from those pesky bin chickens.

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GO TOXIC GO FUXIT

Sun, 14 Apr 2024 23:32:23 GMT

The Male Gays have seeked safety from the Destiny Church members who want them dead and are in Melbourne! We are actually here for the comedy festival, please come see our shows. But while we were in town we thought we would pop off with the best podcast we've ever recorded. This is a star studded podcast, no guests, but lots of celeb sightings!

Chris' Melbourne show: https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2024/shows/give-me-one-good-reason-why-i-shouldn-t-throw-my-phone-off-this-bridge

Eli's Melbourne show: https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2024/shows/daddy-short-legs

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Never Caught An Uber

Sat, 09 Mar 2024 04:36:14 GMT

Chris reviews P!nk and Eli reviews the worst photo ever taken of him at Round the Bays. And the Fact of The Gay is all about a film that only doctors were allowed to watch. We NEED to talk about Queer Eye and also, for the first time: video content: https://youtu.be/ojKCqtyHgj8

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The Male Gayz Live

Mon, 26 Feb 2024 08:14:46 GMT

We said we weren’t dropping the visuals, and that’s still true. But we will go live. We chat about how gay Auckland really is (turns out, quite a bit!) Plus a very special Queen of the Week… Live and in person, it’s Rhys Nicholson.

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Missing Without A Trace

Tue, 06 Feb 2024 03:16:57 GMT

This may be the very last record of the Male Gayz before they mysteriously went missing without a trace. JK we will never leave you, but we do kind of fantasies about it sometimes. This week you're also getting a sort of wrap up of the Grammys (we saw some clips) and things get pretty existential in the end. But that's our classic style.

Live show tickets: The Male Gayz | Q Theatre

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Straight Eye for the Gay Guy

Wed, 31 Jan 2024 06:46:20 GMT

More car troubles for the male gayz this week, but we think we might have just the solution. We talk about the man NO ONE is talking about Justin Timberlake, and we develop a TV show idea so good, it's destined for 8 seasons. Plus we hype the most anticipated pop podcast event of the decade. The Q theatre podcast festival! All ABOARD!

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Straight Kings

Tue, 23 Jan 2024 09:36:13 GMT

Is 2024 the year of the Straight King? Who's to say. These two male gayz think us gays have to step it up.

It's the first podcast of 2024 and we are talking resolutions, reviews and the rise of straight kings. There's also a fantastic plug for our live podcast happening at Q Theatre in a few weeks, and honestly a shock ending! You gotta listen to the whole thing.

Feb 7 Live Show: https://www.qtheatre.co.nz/shows/male-gayz

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Tiddler on the Roof

Sat, 16 Dec 2023 03:57:43 GMT

Chris is tired, Eli is obsessed with Barkers and it's not the Barkers you think. This week we reveal who has the 'sugar tooth' out of Chris and Eli, and the truth behind the infamous soggy biscuit. One more ep to go! Good on us for fulfilling our promises and potential.

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30, Flirty and Floating

Sun, 03 Dec 2023 00:43:27 GMT

Baby don't rain on our parades, because according to this week's podcast, we're totally obsessed with the things. We think we also solved all the world's problems by thinking that all philosophers should just be hotter. Queen of the Week is finally Colin Mathura Jeffree and a fact of the gay that will take you from Angry to Sad.

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Honey I'm Homo

Tue, 21 Nov 2023 09:07:39 GMT

Step aside Rachel Ray, take a hike Martha Stewart, The Male Gayz are getting into the home and lifestyle game. Chris's new bed arrived and it really propelled this episode into its domestic roots. We are talking about everything HOMES: Knife Blocks, Beds, Frozen Treats that get #gifted. Plus we look into why brides wear those naughty little garters at their weddings.

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F'n Books

Sat, 11 Nov 2023 03:09:32 GMT

Weirdly this week we're on a big book buzz. Talking about all things books, like Chris's community book stand in his apartment, Eli reading Chris's book in 24 hours, and books that get turned into movies that get turned into musicals that get turned into movies again! Plus we ask the big questions like: Are babies born with all their hair follicles for the rest of their life? How old is Peter Jackson? and Who is starring in that play with Aubrey Plaza?

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Hallof*ckingween

Wed, 01 Nov 2023 01:59:35 GMT

Boo! We got you, you almost thought we let the podcast die but we're back from our graves (busy weeks) to inform you that Dracula's author maybe might have been gay, who's to say, we've done no research again. And we are ready to announce we are official exciting for P!nk live at Eden Park. but the question on everyone's lips is, is the queen of the week going to a straight or a gay!

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Rise and Shine

Mon, 23 Oct 2023 10:03:06 GMT

Don't talk to me until I've had my morning episode of The Male Gayz. It's 8am on our end and we've already figured out the perfect way to respond to someone when they tell you about a dream they've had. You're welcome. Eli announces his plant-based lifestyle, sort of. And Chris dissects watching what he calls the most gripping episode of Reality TV ever. Learn why Nadia Lim is our queen the week (here's a hint, literally no reason) and a Fact of the Gay, experts are calling "barely researched".

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How Dare You!

Fri, 13 Oct 2023 18:00:43 GMT

How dare we release another episode only one week after the last one dropped. We've got the inside scoop on what our nations politicians answered when asked the question 'who is Troye Sivan?' And unfortunately, Chris downloaded chatGBT and has been running amuck getting all the hottest Halloween costume ideas from this - you heard it here first - GAY ROBOT.

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Do You Know Who Troye Sivan Is?

Fri, 06 Oct 2023 11:23:35 GMT

We've been patiently waiting for you to finish all those little jobs around the house you've been meaning to do before we got back to distracting you with our podcast. The Male Gayz are backing and we are asking our politicians the tough questions in the lead up to the 2023 election. That being: Do you know who Troye Sivan is?

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Twink Mentality

Thu, 13 Apr 2023 12:46:37 GMT

This podcast has the most SHOCKING end to a Male Gayz podcast yet. We celebrate public pools, and discuss the most pressing topic of our time: Do you go to bed at the same time as your partner? And is it gay to do that? Text in your answers to our text line! (We don't have one) Plus the Fact of the Gay is all about Oscar Wilde and the Queen of the Week is decided with seconds to spare.

See Chris live

See Eli live

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This Is Now A Food Podcast

Fri, 31 Mar 2023 01:36:30 GMT

The boys attended a pro-trans protest, and someone there told them they simply had to podcast this week so here we are. Chris had a culture shock in Melbourne and Eli has a bone to pick with Lana Del Rey. We celebrate The True Queen of The Week (of NZ and of the world): Eliana Rubuskyn.

See Chris live

See Eli live

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I Could Draw Post Malone

Thu, 16 Mar 2023 03:50:06 GMT

We would like to thank the Academy and everyone who got us together in the same room to record this episode of the Male Gayz. It was a team effort but we couldn't have done it without our queen of the week Madeleine Sami. This episode will ask the big questions: How does a chicken know which egg to sit on? and Is Chris paying too much for renting his washing machine? All that and more.

See Chris live in Australia and New Zealand

See Eli live in Australia and New Zealand

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Well, Well, Wells

Thu, 26 Jan 2023 10:29:07 GMT

These gayz are approaching (slash have hit) their mid-30s and the stakes have never been higher. A whole lot of revisiting is going on including The Simpsons digging Ellen's grave ever deeper and Girls getting a second go-around to see exactly how out of touch these characters are. New Zealand's also got a brand-new Prime Minister and he just be the cutest one we've ever had.

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It's Ready When It's Ready

Wed, 16 Nov 2022 02:46:47 GMT

We have brand new artwork from the fabulous Electra Sinclair (@electrasinclair) and a hot new series about p0rn which you can watch, in its entirety here: Watch the full series of Chris & Eli’s Porn Revolution | The Spinoff.

In this week's (fortnight? month? year?)'s episode; Kids kill Christmas, Batman is gay and crystalized ginger turns out to have 7(ish) health benefits. Tamaki's public transport needs to sort its shit out and so does downtown. Chris thinks he's taking up too much physical space and Eli has the opposite problem. We find out what's In and Out for 2023 and how the gayz think they'll ultimately go out.

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Sit By Your Modem

Fri, 14 Oct 2022 23:26:38 GMT

Chris' gorgeous wedding made everyone cry but the headline news truly is that Eli has got The Frame in his living room. Rita Ora is Queen of the Week by a non-unanimous decision. One thing we can all agree on? The new Marlon Williams record is perfect. Everyone, please huddle close to your modems so we can have clarity and buy Chris' book: Linktree. Thank you.

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Intrusive Thoughts

Thu, 15 Sep 2022 11:47:15 GMT

Chris has manscaped his flat and feels like a brand new man. Eli wants to bring the iPod shuffle that clips onto headphones so he can kick back, relax and look at photos on the actual (please, Apple!) Dear friend of the pod, Hayley Sproull experiences a moment of existentialism and drops her phone into the ocean. But on to the important things; NZ radio star JJ Feeney has broken her foot - a scandal rivaling the Don't Worry Darling press tour, Harry Styles is (mis)using queer symbolism and perhaps has dug himself in too deep and Eli is destined to become a passive-aggressive father.

This episode is brought to you by The Frame TV.

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The Male Gayz Reunited: A Glorious Return

Thu, 08 Sep 2022 10:28:24 GMT

All it took was 6 months, a reality tv dancing competition, overseas travel, two cases of Covid and a book for the boys to reunite and bring you an hour long episode of their podcast. After being sparked into action by Kim Kardashian wearing a jock-strap, Chris messaged Eli and finally the boys are back. Don't Worry Darling, cause we are going to catch you up on all the truly monumental things that have happened in our lives in the space between episodes. We are basically different people now. Will they be back next week? Will there be any more reality tv shows for them to be on? Will they every become the first gay men to achieve anything in their lives. Only time will tell.

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Dancing King

Thu, 07 Apr 2022 11:55:35 GMT

Eli is going to be Dancing With The Stars! After a scintillating walk around Chris's AirBnb we get to all the goss from his dancing rehearsals, the Gayz celebrate our straight boyfriends Jonny and Guy, Chris's sterling Melbourne Comedy Festival run (barely just begun, get your tickets now) and FINALLY we dish the goss on what everyone wants to know... which swimming pools we go to.

SIDE NOTE: Sorry we were to gay for our recording devices this week so this is raw Zoom audio.

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Finally: Our Jimi Hendrix Episode

Tue, 29 Mar 2022 08:36:41 GMT

Chris is coming in live from across the Tasman in mighty Melbourne, Australia where the pandemic is seemingly over(?)! Eli has a Fact of the Gay about.... Jimi Hendrix. Plus we go all in on the Oscars, discussing all the greatest moments except we forgot to mention Lady Gaga and Liza which was beautiful and iconic and which I am only just remembering now as I write this blurb.

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Cup or Cone?

Thu, 24 Mar 2022 09:52:22 GMT

Chris and Eli have had completely opposite weeks - one has bought property and the other has had an absolute car crash. We investigate the facts of the Gay Voice (again?) and we finally divide queer people into our true tribes: Cups and Cones. Plus our brand new segment: Dobbing. Not a Harry Potter reference. As always, landlords suck, cops should chill out and Faginas are in season.

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I Respect Pennyfarthings More Than I Respect You

Sat, 12 Mar 2022 08:06:12 GMT

We got a sponsor! Not an official sponsor, they haven't agreed to it or paid us any money but they get a LOT of shout outs. Chris brings The Fact of The Gay once all about reality TV - but there's a twist. The Queen of The Week is an electric bike salesman with an iconic name and if you own a Classic Car - be warned, this episode is Not. For. You.

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How Starfish Move

Thu, 03 Mar 2022 00:45:37 GMT

We celebrate new gay weddings, review Whittaker's chocolate and deliver the most succinct and digestible Fact of the Gay of all time! Could the Queen herself (Lizzy, not Nicki) finally be the queen of the week? Also Chris pitches his brand new business and Eli has a blow-by-blow of what is actually in the Les Mills dungeon/changing room.

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The Show Doesn't Necessarily Have To Go On

Mon, 21 Feb 2022 09:22:13 GMT

The Queen of the Week contains SPOILERS for the Tinder Swindler. We learn some gay facts about Star Trek and pitch the sequel we are all asking for: Revenge of the Tuscan Sun. Eli talks about the time he almost interviewed Jason Momoa and Chris attempts to out friend of the pod, Leon, about who he's playing in Amazon's Lord of The Rings. Also, the Metaverse; bad news for queers? (note: this episode may not actually answer that question but it sure asks it!)

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Turn Off Self View

Sun, 13 Feb 2022 08:46:10 GMT

Chris and Eli bravely turn off their self-view cameras on an episode which boldly features TWO cameo appearances from a lover and a sister. It's 2022 talk books, sodomy laws and the best and worst way to wear and carry masks. We got a kiwi-born Queen of The Week, a film that has defied the gay-sad / gay-horny paradigm AND significant star sign chat.

BOOK CHAT

Greta and Valdin

Suggy Man

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A Christmas Suprise

Thu, 09 Dec 2021 06:45:07 GMT

We dug deep into our stockings and found some time to record an episode, finally! We catch up on life in the traffique light system, how gay Rudolph is and praise the mighty queen of the week: Sophie Monk (Eli can’t pronounce her name).

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Five Years of Gayz

Thu, 21 Oct 2021 10:00:29 GMT

We are throwing back to our first ever episode to celebrate five years of the Male Gayz! How have we changed since then? Are we better or worse? And what has Chris been sent in a mystery box? A show featuring more shout outs than ever before, more maniacal laughs and also some cathartic and hopefully not too depressing dissection of what week umpteen of lockdown is feeling like.

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Big Gay Wedding Pressure

Sat, 25 Sep 2021 00:10:52 GMT

There are two kinds of people in this world - those who learned Photoshop at 15 and those who yell for their dad when the computer doesn't immediately work. Lockdown has separated Eli from his boyfriend (partner?!) but NZ's broken property market is helping them stay together. Isolated birthdays are pretty grim but being made better by companies sending influencer goodies. This episode is not, but should be sponsored by ByTheBottle.co.nz.

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Do We Have A Community?

Sat, 11 Sep 2021 00:15:10 GMT

It's another lockdown episode and Eli has had a nightmare about the podcast (a first?). Meanwhile, Chris is ear-raw-dogging at the gym, having anxiety and morning poos (not a first). Crucially though, we catch up on their brave endeavours to pass as straight men on Instagram in their new challenge #Instabutch.

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Instabutch - Let The Games Begin!

Sun, 05 Sep 2021 06:00:56 GMT

Chris and Eli are creating brand new Instagram accounts to find out who can be the most convincing straight man on the internet. You decide our winner!

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In My Experience of My Experience

Fri, 03 Sep 2021 20:28:57 GMT

Chris is in a mood, but it's a mood that work for a pod where we have a brand new name for nieces and nephews, and Fact of the Gay about the world "girl" a queen of the week from the early internet and for the first time a Jack of the Week. Put us on and take us out for your lockdown walk.

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Gayz At Home Again

Mon, 23 Aug 2021 03:13:52 GMT

The boys have crystal clear audio thanks to their new tech, and they're ready to give you all the goss on their neighbours, what they've been eating and what they're wearing (hint: it's very tight). "It's Raining Men" is back and we give big ups to vaccinated queers. We're cracking this lockdown by turning the podcast heat all the way up to Level Four (out of a possible ten).

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Chris' CD Collection

Fri, 23 Jul 2021 12:00:00 GMT

We're nude in the sauna and Eli has taken a clean white towel to the gym - It was a mistake! Lorde is 24 and to be honest, we probably should be listening to her for emotional advice. Queen of The Week is a returning champ and both the gayz are doing live show right now so check em out if you're in NZ.

Eli's Show in Auckland

Chris' Comedy Show

Gays in Space

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Float Tank

Tue, 06 Jul 2021 12:00:00 GMT

We’re BACK FROM THE FLOAT TANK BBs and looking into whether the TikTok algorithm is actually helping young queer people come out easier. We also gets into Aotearoa NZ queer heritage buildings and how we could protect them. Lil Nas X is crowned Artist of The Decade (by us) and the biggest question of all; Why is Dakota Johnson famous?

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Content Warning: Medical Stuff

Thu, 29 Apr 2021 12:00:00 GMT

Our most intimate medical experiences are presented for your listening pleasures Plus we love Ōtepoti, school pools and GETTIN' WET!

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Reality Bites

Wed, 14 Apr 2021 12:00:00 GMT

In this progressive REALITY episode - what reality show would Chris and Eli do? Toxic questions about Survivor and the gayz finally talk about their REAL lives.

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Music To My Ear / I Wanna F*** Lil Nas X

Tue, 30 Mar 2021 11:00:00 GMT

It's the first time the boys have seen each other in a LONG time and there's some catching up to be had. Spoiler Alert: A lot has happened. Chris and Eli talk all things music including the Russian tea on Tattoo and their desire to bed queer icon and global superstar Lil Nas X.

Eli's Comedy Festival Show: Eli Matthewson - Daddy-Short-Legs | NZ International Comedy Festival

Chris' Comedy Festival Show: Chris Parker - How I Felt | NZ International Comedy Festival

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Gaytravaganza! Part Two

Sun, 14 Feb 2021 11:00:00 GMT

From Bette Midler riding a vacuum to the Pokémon Mr Mime to the name Toby to Fergie's arrival to the Black Eyed Peas - we're counting down the second part of this very special 100 Things That Made Me Gay from Chris and Eli.

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Gaytravaganza! (100th-ish Episode!)

Fri, 29 Jan 2021 11:00:00 GMT

It’s official - this is roughly the 100th episode of The Male Gayz and Chris and Eli are celebrating by counting down 50 out of the Top 100 things that made them gay. Because the second 50 are coming next week. Picks include; Men taking their shirt off the fast way, Barney the Dinosaur, and Bert and Ernie. PLUS a bombshell on Eli’s origin.

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The Mystery of The Chocolate Spoon

Sun, 22 Nov 2020 11:00:00 GMT

The boys attempt to solve the greatest mystery of 2020. It involves chocolate spoons. The Fact of The Gay might leave you sad for your future and The Queen of The Week is a legendary gay icon who helped the world. Plus, an NZ local who we j’adore and also anyone whose released an album this week.

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Magic Earring Gayz

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 11:00:00 GMT

After an in depth-ish look at when Mattel accidentally made a very gay doll, the boys remember their favourite toys ever. Littlest pet shop anyone?

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Guy Love

Mon, 14 Sep 2020 12:00:00 GMT

Chris and Eli are doing a true crime podcast with a twist! The gayz are counting down the minutes til Auckland's Level 2.5 and as now, avoiding the gym. We got fake and real Facts of The Gay (f*** Bella Thorne and She Who Shall Not Be Named) and a trip down cinema memory lane. Then things get a little weird...

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Welly-why-wouldn’t-ya

Mon, 31 Aug 2020 12:00:00 GMT

The boys have done piping hot energy to serve after two weeks cooped up at home and a parking ticket NIGHTMARE. Chris is being told to social distance from his own bubble and Eli’s flatmate’s cat keeps putting on loud music. Plus we almost refuse to do a fact of the gay and our queen of the week is ALL MUSIC.

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Ellen's Over Party

Wed, 12 Aug 2020 12:00:00 GMT

Take these gays' advice - Go right for Motat and down the Hanmer Springs tunnel to find a boyfriend. Eli now works in the news and has the Merv scoop for Chris. Shock jocks are making a come back. Ellen's over and Bon Appetit's cancelled but don't worry - We have more Invisalign ASMR. Doesn't matter if it's your hair or mental health; Why ever interact with a non-queer person? Fact of The Gay is all about the weird stereotype of non-whistling gay men that James Bond's creator got obsessed with. Perfume Genius is one of four Queens of The Week. Also, E-Boys, Tik-Tok and Instagram Reels. Plus, massive shout out to fellow QoTW: Alice Snedden for Bad News!

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ANNOUNCEMENT (No actual announcements)

Mon, 27 Jul 2020 12:00:00 GMT

The boys are sleepy but that's not going to stop them from coming up with a new catch phrase, launching a new food product and analysing Taylor's new album after approximately one listen. Plus we learn about the first person to call themselves a drag queen, someone who might be made up is the queen of the week and we give our gay opinions on toast.

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Valerie

Mon, 20 Jul 2020 12:00:00 GMT

Eli and Chris are popping in for a quick ep to update you that they are now party boiz. They now know a few of the states of Australia and Eli is THE VOICE of New Zealand tourism. Our Queen of the Week is Jeff Bezos - JK, it's Chlöe Swarbrick. Or maybe even Mary Jane. Lot of NZ politics in this ep, so I hope you enjoy that!

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She Who Shall Not Be Named

Thu, 11 Jun 2020 12:00:00 GMT

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Chris and Eli are becoming a radio duo (maybe). A star-studded Auckland cafe experience. Chris has an incredible haircut. Shout out to Rose Matafeo. Eli recalls a beautiful early story of his first man-on-man sexual encounter. A very in-depth review of different brands of men's underwear. Also, She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named has popped her dumb, bigoted head up again.

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The Noise

Thu, 21 May 2020 12:00:00 GMT

Our gayz are back in the studio and the energy is zinging. In an episode that is 80% about spooky noises only Chris and Eli can hear, we also learn about whether Chandler was meant to be gay on Friends, shout out our favourite local businesses (Eli has realised his shout out is definitely an Australian business since recording) and somehow don't award Jacinda Ardern Queen of the Week.

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Bad Hair Day

Sun, 10 May 2020 12:00:00 GMT

Surprise surprise Chris is talking about the tony awards. Eli watched every movie “the other day” and we pledge to both become the first openly gay men to win best actor. Eli has a huge Broadway role planned and Chris has developed a chaotic daily plan. Is this our last Zoom podcast? Plus a queen of the week you know, you love, and you’ll be surprised to hear Chris read her entire IMDB herstory.

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Life’s a Witch

Fri, 10 Apr 2020 12:00:00 GMT

Chris and Eli finally found time amidst their flat out lockdown schedule to pod, and they have both made the very unique choice to fill the time by watching movies. The boys chat Lord of the Rings, Riccarton Mall and check in how Fran Drescher and Robbie Williams are handling quarantine. Ever wondered how LGBT+ fit in the Pagan community? We discuss in an actually pretty interesting Fact of the Gay!

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Cash Trapped

Sat, 04 Apr 2020 21:00:00 GMT

The gayz talk game shows, fantails and if time even exists in this lockdown. We share what we can tentatively call "facts" about the Statue of Liberty and Michelangelo. Plus the coveted "Worst Celebrity of the Lockdown" is awarded... We love you!

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Queerentine

Mon, 30 Mar 2020 23:00:00 GMT

Chris is on a felting journey, Eli doesn’t know would to do with his ear and the gays are just as bad with technology as you thought! (This recording took approximately 68 attempts).

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Perk

Wed, 25 Mar 2020 11:00:00 GMT

PLEASE NOTE: This was recorded some time ago and does not reflect current events of... You know, the pandemic we're in.

The boys are back, ones off caffeine and one is drinking at home alone and honestly - the vibes are electric. We’ve got two new catch phrase, takes on Drag Race, House of Drag and personal training using Star Wars catch phrases. The boys dish the piping hot tea on what Invisalign smells like and what skin care is too scary to use.

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The Child Bachelor (Live in Christchurch)

Mon, 16 Mar 2020 11:00:00 GMT

Chris is back home at his parents’ house and reverting back to his teenage self in record time. Eli’s bringing a sassy Fact of The Gay about Queer Christchurch’s most underappreciated icon; Dame Ngaio Marsh, who kept her partner Silvia Fox in a bungalow out the back of her house. Then it’s time to weigh all things Chch on the Kinsey Scale: From The Palms to the Port Hills, every local mall, landmark and venue is getting assessed on its queerness.

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Valentines Gay (Live in Auckland)

Sun, 23 Feb 2020 11:00:00 GMT

Recorded live in Auckland during pride, with a packed audience a lovely buzz on the microphones - it's The Male Gayz.

In this live episode, Chris and Eli drill into flatmate etiquette, Ellen and Portia's contact time, a sex dream one male gay had about the other (plus whether or not there was pene), the verdict on Ocean's 8 and a whole lot more. Thanks to Phoenix entertainment, K Rd, Auckland for having us! xo

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Entertainment Tonight

Tue, 04 Feb 2020 11:00:00 GMT

Chris and Eli have both watched the Superbowl Halftime Performance because they wanted to do it for each other. Pride Festival is infull swing in our city of Auckland and so are straight people trying to make money from it. We find out if Stan Walker would FINALLY take out Queen of The Week.

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Barefoot Bandits (please don't sue us)

Sun, 19 Jan 2020 11:00:00 GMT

The shoes are off in this steamy episode about Chris’ naughty dream, group sex and gay Olympians. The Queen of The Week is a SAG Award-worthy teenage actor from The Crucible.

PLUS come and see us live.

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Mistoffelees Is Gay

Mon, 06 Jan 2020 11:00:00 GMT

Welcome to 2020 and Golden Globes season, bbz! Cats is out and it’s just as incredible as the trailer promised; So incredible that Dame Judi Dench is undeniably Queen of The Week! We look forward to the year ahead and also, the end of the world ahead! Fact of The Gay, you say? How about a 19th century essay on same sex love? And finally, Phoebe Waller-Bridge: IF YOU ARE READING THIS, PLEASE ADD SOME BOND BOYS TO NO TIME TO DIE, THANKS! xo

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The Smell of A Dog

Thu, 05 Dec 2019 11:00:00 GMT

It's a spooky episode from the past/we uploaded it late! In this timeline it's still Black Friday, Pokemon's hot and Chris has glioma! Could you be a Scientologist? There's nothing more normal than a mall and that's exactly why we should put a sex on site venue in all of them.

Limes are off the road. Dua Lipa is a new tall pop star who's... fine? Plus a fact of the UK!

Here's a ticket link to Chris' dance show in Auckland.

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F The Monarchy But Not The Queens

Thu, 21 Nov 2019 11:00:00 GMT

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Love to our trans fam! Israel Folau is back in the news but should we talk about him? Why is Christchurch’s only gay bar anti-trans? Ugh. Meanwhile, Eli's doing corporate work today and looking forward to getting paid in three months (and being fired by his agents tomorrow!) We find out what the most eco-friendly way to clean up after sex is and what Eli's various medical conditions are.

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Sheryl Crow's Chapel

Wed, 06 Nov 2019 11:00:00 GMT

Call him Chrisderella cause on of these Gayz has found the right shoe. Renee Zellweger has become Judy Garland and Mr and Mrs Parker are into it. Choose your emoji, grab your lovely wired headphones and share in a moment of silence for the boys' upcoming 40th birthdays. This is a Martha Stewart episode that is very anti-iCloud but very pro the New Zealand Dotterel.

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The Night Is Young! (and on fire)

Thu, 24 Oct 2019 11:00:00 GMT

The city (Auckland) is on fire and Eli is gutted his photos of it didn’t pick up online! In this episode we got Lady gaga ice baths a Fact of The Gay ft. Leonardo da Vinci was a gay! Dick size doesn’t matter and neither does Miley Cyrus, plus there’s too many drag shows now?!

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Are you a Witch or Clown?

Mon, 14 Oct 2019 11:00:00 GMT

Eli is back from HaNMer Springs with a little suntan and some tea on Matty The Weatherman's emotions on getting cut from Celebrity Treasure Island. Chris has found a new position to poo and does NOT listen to actors’ opinions on… Anything? We finally have the receipts on Ellen DeGeneres being trash but The View is actually quite good (shout out, Joy!) Most of this episode is digging through the pseudo-political music of the early 2000s, so enjoy?

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I've Only Read The Headline

Fri, 04 Oct 2019 11:00:00 GMT

Chris and Eli are chatting Fudge Culture, lightly dragging Out.com and Tik Tok, and recounting a child's birthday party gone HORRIBLY wrong. Plus, PhoebeWallerBridge is a Goddess but Devil Wears Prada may not be the best source material for a musical. In politics (sort of) Queer Eye hates Bernie Sanders and Why is Kamela Harris a cop? Tweet Eli and let him know! The Queen of the Week: GRETA!

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Mall Sh1ts

Mon, 23 Sep 2019 19:00:00 GMT

The gayz are back and haven't seen each other in ages! Time to catch up on gastro woes, share trading and vapes. We're banning masc energy in the bedroom and maybe kiwi reality stars Art and Matilda for their very straight energy. Sam smith has adopted they/them pronouns. Plus, musical theatre - should you listen to the album before seeing the show? Are hetros coming for our fetishwear, and how many men has Batman and Robin director Joel Schumacher slept with? (HIS answer will shock you).

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We Love Christchurch

Mon, 29 Jul 2019 01:00:00 GMT

Baking is BS and cooking is cool! Most of the is episode is just two Christchurch boys showing love for the garden city – its ice skating rink and dessert restaurants. Alan Turning is ever-so-briefly the Queen of The Week and Love Island is banned from schools. Plus puberty at the pool and a whole lotta biscuits.

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Naomi Cancelled

Sun, 21 Jul 2019 12:00:00 GMT

Tickets to Chris and Eli's upcoming live shows are here.

Chris and Eli are trying to figure out exactly WHAT Sports Illustrated is, in possibly the gayest convo on the podcast yet. This episode we’ve got first person Courtney Cox sightings at airports, third party Naomi Campbell cancellations in airports and MDMA therapy. The gayz have almost entirely revolved their beef from last episodes, which is important because we need to figure which characters are queer in the new Lion King. Fact of The Gay lets you know how bad streaming porn is for the environment, the Queen of the Week is the US Womens Soccer team and we find out if Chris is a royalist.

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Old Town Code

Fri, 12 Jul 2019 12:00:00 GMT

Eli is late, apologetic and caught in the headlights of Chris’ revelations of unprofessional podcast behaviour AND unsafe sex from yesterday. Tim’s dog is semi-on blast, and so is one of Auckland’s only gay bars FAMILY (details inside, check the sealed section). Priscilla Queen of The Desert is celebrated though not as much as our Queen of the Queen. Plus, Harry Potter is a straight man failing up, superheroes are hot and Old Town Road f***ing rules!

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Everyone In History Is a Jerk

Wed, 26 Jun 2019 07:00:00 GMT

Please note: This episode is being released over a week after it was record.

In this episode, we’ve got internet addiction, pimple popping videos and Eli's doing his part to protect the planet by taking the bus for the first time in half a decade (and buying his third keep cup). Casper is a dead kid, Eli's biopic is Inside Out and Nicholas Sparks is CANCELLED! Queen of the Week is Randa who's got a hot new single out: Rock Bottom. Taylor Swift is not. And if you loved Rate The Underwear Model, you're going to love Rate My Way of Coffee.

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In My Gay Opinion

Mon, 17 Jun 2019 12:00:00 GMT

Eli needs to remember his swipe card and start believing in himself to identify as a solid bowl guy. Today's episode mood is a combo of: spicy, fine and Adele. Chris and Eli discuss how often they think about being gay, Tay’s new queer-baiting track, whether Eli does/would fist and an upcoming Dan Carter movie. Love Island is simply too much of a commitment and Laura Daniel is the Queen of The Week!

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Little Richard

Fri, 07 Jun 2019 12:00:00 GMT

Porn is the foundation of our society and Chernobyl rules (the show, NOT the event) but stay off your phone! In this Male Gayz, we get into the confusing statuses of Little Richard, Stage Challenge and Pride at Disney. Katy Perry is Queen of The Week but also, SHE STUPID! We want 90s Elton John and we wish Rainbow Youth a big ole HAPPY QUEER BIRTHDAY!

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Beautiful Gowns

Fri, 31 May 2019 12:00:00 GMT

The gayz are back one of them is becoming a vegetarian - Maybe! Comedy fest has almost wiped the guys out but there’s a lot of ground to cover now. Auckland's getting a new old gay bar. There’s YouTube beauty beef, the Met Gala, Rocketman is out and The Male Gayz are officially pro-Thanos and anti-Beatles. Plus, the latest Queen of The Week: Nina West!

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Big Chips (w/ Rhys Nicholson)

Wed, 17 Apr 2019 12:00:00 GMT

Chris and Eli are live in Melbourne with special guest Rhys Nicholson! They’re on the vinos and talking rainbow babies (it’s not what you think), a lack of human intimacy and lacking physical contact while away from home and straight vs gay drinking during your teens. The Queen of The Week is a historical Myers Man and the lyrics to Shallows are effing insane.

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Food On A Journey (w/ Alex Ward)

Sat, 06 Apr 2019 11:00:00 GMT

Chris and Eli are in Melbourne and they found a hilarious lesbian to join them on the poddy – comedian Alex Ward! The trio cover buffets, sushi and missing out on joining the soccer team populated exclusively by hot girls (which in retrospect, highly problematic). Eli attempts to explain Cats: The Musical: The Movie and Alex chats the boys through how the Aussie government orchestrated a gay equality plebiscite just to catch her out!

See The Male Gayz Live (Melb)

See Alex in No Flirting (Melb only) and on Insta @wardyaknow

See Chris in Camp Binch

See Eli in An Inconvenient Poof

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Brat

Wed, 27 Mar 2019 11:00:00 GMT

Eli has lost his mind and can't do math and Chris turns the clock back to when he first came out and that time he was doing synthetic cannabis? Turns out giraffes are REALLY intense and whoever wins their fights picks whether they want to top or bot. Pokemon are all queer, don’t @ us and if you’re Barbara Streisand or Diana Ross, consider going one step further and deleting your account.

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Driving With Hope on Your Side

Sat, 16 Mar 2019 11:00:00 GMT

Eli goes to his first gay wedding and finds out turning 30 means passing the point of no return. The Fact of The Gay centres around Richard O'Brien (Rocky Horror) who… Maybe we need to talk about? Speaking of musicals, Ellen Greene is a beautiful queer icon and QoTW, specifically for singing Suddenly Seymour FOR DECADES NONSTOP! Also oscar-winning performances in trashy films and for the love of God, rate us 5 stars.

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How Do You Do That?

Thu, 07 Mar 2019 11:00:00 GMT

Catch Chris’ unique story of two dudes hooking up on Tinder, Eli’s trials and tribulations of deciding between story and a post and the joys of a spotless a-hole. It’s fun-filled Happy Women’s Day episode with great naming schemes for children’s names, Captain Marvel (very brief) review and the biggest single pressing question for people in New Zealand: How the f do we watch content?

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Knitting in Parliament

Thu, 28 Feb 2019 21:00:00 GMT

It’s a non-live episode and there was a lovely dog! Eli recalls the centre of all his childhood trauma but REFUSES to stay in his lane. The boys explore the crazy laws of NZ, what #BDMRR is all about and Huge Jackman is coming out… To New Zealand. Please buy your lovely trans folks a coffee and get us tickets to see Huge live!

See Chris and Eli live in upcoming shows in Auckland, Wellington and Melbourne.

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Fan Fiction (LIVE!)

Thu, 21 Feb 2019 19:00:00 GMT

Chris and Eli are in front of a live sold out crowd to discuss Dolly Parton appreciation, group chats, targeted advertising and truly THE MOST incredible fanfic you will ever hear.

NZ listeners: Please support OutLine (a free phone service for queer people) by texting MALEGAYZ to 2256 to donate $3.

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Dirty Little Nerds (LIVE!)

Thu, 14 Feb 2019 19:00:00 GMT

Chris and Eli are LIVE from Auckland’s Basement Theatre in front of a sold-out audience. They talk celebrity gaybaiting, coming out as far more than just gay and the ocean being filled with single use sex toys.

NZ listeners: Please support OutLine (a free phone service for queer people) by texting MALEGAYZ to 2256 to donate $3.

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Fan/s

Thu, 07 Feb 2019 11:00:00 GMT

It is too hot to be gay podcasting but here are the boys anyway! Today we’re talking male cheerleaders, a journey of discovery through teenage porn-viewing and what is up with the British doing dumb effing cameos? Plus, Eli doesn't want anything to do with you if you’re not a Mac user and Chris is trying to shake off his angry boi past. Need a Queen? Sarah Paulson is with a woman 30 years her senior, need we say more? Plus… Ellen is probably a baddie…

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"I Suck The Lord's Dick"

Wed, 30 Jan 2019 20:30:00 GMT

Chris and Eli are now are a Pentatonix tribute group. Join them as they discuss the Grey's Anatomy musical episode, Eli's regrettable internet habits (RIP IMDB forums) and the world's first openly gay reverend. Also Chlöe Swarbrick is Queen of The Week, the boys talk about weed and Kiwi porn stars.

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Wedding Rompers

Wed, 23 Jan 2019 11:00:00 GMT

Chris and Eli explore whether humans shitting in the park, the difficulty of being a R&B/pop music station in the age of R Kelly and Chris Brown and lovely surprise of a gay-friendly Spiderman game. Plus wedding fashion - is matching rompers a good idea or simply dressing like a twin? Marie Kondo: Gay icon? And Shakespeare is the Lena Dunham of the whatever-time-he-was-writing.

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It's A Coffee, B*tch!

Wed, 16 Jan 2019 11:00:00 GMT

Welcome to 2019, or maybe 2009 if you ask Chris. Either way it’s out with the old (Lady Gaga and her dead horse) and in with the new (Glenn Close’s wardrobe and Gayz in Tech!) This ep features a look at Logan Paul’s ‘Gay for a Month’ BS, some great (and not great) summer reads and boogie boarding. Biggest lesson though: A coffee with your mate is NOT a meeting.

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Call The Midwife

Sat, 29 Dec 2018 11:00:00 GMT

It’s almost New Years and time to revisit Chris' acidic Appletiser vom that’s powerful enough to strips paint. Your fav gayz ask: Was this the boys' gayest year yet? Also in this ep, scary fashion, the history of the jockstrap, bike riding and Glenn Close's time is coming in 2019!

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Gay Elves

Wed, 19 Dec 2018 11:00:00 GMT

Chris and Eli are here to try and find some Christmas/Hanukkah joy at the flicks but WHERE ARE THE QUEER XMAS MOVIES? We get treated to a very good Santa voice, find out THE card game to play with your partner over the holiday season (that won’t break you up) and hear the final word on Ru Paul’s Christmas album (it’s fine, lay off!)

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Crochet Underwear

Wed, 05 Dec 2018 11:00:00 GMT

The boys left for a few weeks and all hell has broken loose in NZ's queer community. The police force were asked to attend the pride parade not in uniform. In response, they bailed and took a bunch of sponsors with them. What’s the official position of The Male Gayz? Wear an effing t-shirt, mates. It's Feb! Also, Tumblr ditches adult content; Hot takes on Trixie, Bianca Del Rio and Alaska's shows post-Drag Race, and which drugs does Meryl take?

Believe it or not, this podcast is not sponsored by Nando's.

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Thrupple, Thrupple Boil and Trouble

Tue, 06 Nov 2018 11:00:00 GMT

This week the boys chat about the US midterms, decide if they can manage their own insecurities to be in the Thrupple and Chris talks about Barbara Streisand too much again. Meanwhile, Eli find the perfect sponsor for the podcast.

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A Star Is Born: Part Three (The Gaga Chronicles)

Tue, 30 Oct 2018 11:00:00 GMT

SPOILER ALERT!

Alice Snedden again joins Chris and Eli for the conclusion to this Male Gayz special mini series to review the 2018 version of A Star Is Born. There's spoilers, there's gushing over Bradley Cooper's bod and Gaga's acting, and yes, a lot of no-holds-barred anatomy talk in the opening minutes of the episode. Alice shares some drug stories, Eli 'spills the urine' on when he was an usher and Chris reminisces about a black bathroom at a house party.

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A Star Is Born: Part Two (The Barbara Chronicles)

Tue, 23 Oct 2018 11:00:00 GMT

It's part two of the special The Male Gayz mini event as they are joined by Alice Snedden (of Boners of The Heart) to watch all the versions of A Star is Born. This episode: the 1976 Golden Globe winning Barbra Streisand version. A lot of this episode is an argument about who was on their device more while it was playing, followed by an attack on Oreos and a lovely story about Alice's Confirmation outfit.

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Men In The Shower

Wed, 19 Sep 2018 03:06:45 GMT

We're back and missed you heaps! Time to catch up on Troye Sivan's career, The Beatles wacking off together, NYC gay bars (*cough* which Eli went to *cough*) and the gayz' introduction to softcore p0rn! Plus - just how many spectators can you fit in a bathroom to watch a guy shower?

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Barbie Boys

Thu, 02 Aug 2018 00:00:00 GMT

In this Aqua-riffic Male Gayz ep: Kiwi talkback legend Marcus Lush is a surprising pick for Queen of The Week, Brokeback Fact of the Gay, a new summer fruit sponsor and conversion therapy is a still a thing? Plus, all-male Shakespeare shows are dumb and Barbie is *THIS CLOSE* to coming out.

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Beautiful Wedding Gang Bang

Tue, 24 Jul 2018 04:38:51 GMT

Chris challenges Eli to find the articulate gay porn stars, an old woman gets stuck in a fence and Britney is the queen of smell. Also, can we please finally stop the gay jokes about Trump and Putin and finally explore the sexual possibilities of Obama hooking up with Biden? Thank you.

Watch The Male Gayz now on TVNZ OnDemand or YouTube

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A Time Before Closets

Mon, 02 Jul 2018 10:32:31 GMT

The Male Gayz web series has launched on TVNZ OnDemand for NZers and globally on TVNZ's YouTube for everyone else! Check it out now.

We're living in an age were Pete Davidson is now just Mr Ariana Grande and we can congratulate Tom Daley on his baby but we still don't have a gay Love Island? Come on! This ep's Fact of The Gay is about closets and we get juicy intel about the spat erupting from the cinematic depiction of a legendary Hollywood family. Also featured; Eli's backstage rider demands, Chris thinks drama school is a walk in the park, and that finale of RuPaul...

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TV ShowMos

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 07:39:48 GMT

Chris and Eli are buzzing about their forthcoming series and have been watching a ton of TV to boot. Take a peak behind the curtain on what runs through a gay comedian's mind when going on a comedy panel show OR just tune in to hear about Haley Joel Osment's face, the genius of the Queer Eye reboot, the hit-and-miss of the Will and Grace reboot and the background on RuPaul's bestie Michelle Visage.
Tickets to Chris' show in Wellington here

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Male Gayz of The Heart

Sat, 02 Jun 2018 00:00:00 GMT

Welcome to a very special crossover event featuring the financially intertwined (and definitely not friends) hosts of Boners of The Heart AND The Male Gayz, bickering in one room together. Sponsors are out, Winona Ryder's acting abilities are in and Rose will not be attending Alice’s funeral. Secret hallways, sex on trampolines and a very special phone call await you.

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The Age of The Twink

Fri, 25 May 2018 05:40:57 GMT

We have entered The Age of The Twink and it's not even limited to gay guys anymore. Chris and Eli are chatting about how they'd deal with a leaked sex tape AND what's appropriate to eat before getting busy. America's chunky kitchenware is an issue and gay representation in film is ripe some factin'! Plus Queen of the Week: Adam Rippon!
Chris' award-winning show is coming to Wellington - click here for tickets
Eli has a very good instagram - click here for the link xo

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God's Plan

Thu, 12 Apr 2018 07:41:49 GMT

Chris and Eli are celebrating NZ's trans weight lifter Laurel Hubbard, calling out kiwi radio DJs and figuring out what the fabric of society is (spoiler: It's cotton). Our fave edition of Barbie's on-again-off-again boyfriend Ken and then do the opposite of celebrate Israel Folau's statements this week. Plus: fate - is it real? The definitive answer.

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Cinema Enemas

Fri, 30 Mar 2018 03:30:07 GMT

Your favourite gayz are back after the world's longest hiatus. Chris and Eli can't wait to chat GAY CINEMA off the back of scoring free tickets to Love Simon (not even sponsoring this podcast - the boys just had a good time!) It's all Batmans and Birdcages in this hot poddy, plus the most contentious Queen of The Week yet (she's a Trump supporter) AND a young Eli being Clueless about Clueless.

Go to Eli's website for tickets to his upcoming NZ and Sydney shows
Go here for tickets to Chris' upcoming NZ show

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20 GAY Teen

Thu, 04 Jan 2018 01:15:56 GMT

It's a New Year special (admittedly recorded a little before the New Year, sorry!) Chris and Eli are all about self-improvement, resolutions and hearing a little less from Lena Dunham. In this ep we're celebrating EVERYONE involved with making Say My Name, the fabulous Tiffany Haddish, the less fabulous Cat Stevens/Yusuf Islam and ever great Paul McCartney. Plus A HUGE MALE GAYZ ANNOUNCEMENT!

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We Believe in Santa!

Wed, 20 Dec 2017 02:59:52 GMT

This Christmas: Have the gayz been naughty or nice? Is Tonya Harding the perfect Christmas Queen? Is Sophia the Robot going to kill us all? Do these grown adults still believe in Santa? These questions, and more, answered by your two favourite elves.

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You Couldn't Tell

Wed, 13 Dec 2017 23:22:34 GMT

The boys return and this time it's all about when you couldn't tell: the stories that indicated we might have been straight. SPOILERS: there's not many stories. Plus Chris discovers a great new drag name and we fall in love with the Queen of the Week Penny Wong.

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We Need To Talk About Kevin (Spacey)

Mon, 06 Nov 2017 23:52:43 GMT

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*Note: This episode was recorded immediately after the Kevin Spacey allegations broke.
The Male Gayz is a year old and what have the boys learned? Eli's using the platform to share his beef with a radio station who gave him free stuff as a child. Chris' CD collection is basicaly just The Bongo Song and Eli owned FIFA 97: The Soundtrack. Then it's off to the races with a proper discussion of actor Kevin Spacey's conflating potential underage abuse with homosexuality. Queen of The Queen is Andi Mack/Lizzie McGuire/The Carrie Diaries TV writer Terri Minsky.

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Hallow-QUEENS

Thu, 26 Oct 2017 20:43:31 GMT

Hocus Penis

Sun, 08 Oct 2017 20:44:00 GMT

Words matter so the gayz are talking the use of the word 'gay', 'poof' and 'poofter' and 'queer' off the back of Rainbow Youth's great new ad. Also in this ep; where in the world can you still be killed for being gay? What killed the Sex and The City 3 movie (and on a related note, can we leave Kim Cattrall alone please)? The Christchurch bar scene, Dream Girls and the new adventures of Bunty the Lamb.

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VH1 Diva of New Zealand

Wed, 27 Sep 2017 00:52:17 GMT

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The boys celebrate divas in all their wondrous forms. From the unstoppable force of Aretha Franklin singing over Carole King in the best diva performance ever, to the new gay diva on Married at First Sight NZ. Plus when gay people adopt each other and the most dramatic fight Chris has ever had with his mum recapped.

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Boys Gone Wild

Wed, 13 Sep 2017 06:14:06 GMT

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The boys recount their biggest partying years including who they pashed and where they vomited! Plus an App that can tell if you're gay by your face? Also: a ferocious competition for Queen of the Week, and Eli might have thought of his first good drag name.

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Toy Boys

Tue, 29 Aug 2017 09:32:23 GMT

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This week Eli an Chris blow open the toy chest to see what their favourite childhood toys say about them now as PROUD GAY MEN! PLUS! They are the first kiwis ever to speak ill of Lorde and the worst dating app ever just got released...

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Metrosexuals

Wed, 23 Aug 2017 09:22:11 GMT

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The verdict is in for Tom Daley's wedding and it is GUILTY AS CHARGED! Captain Planet makes an appearance to tell Australia to sort its shit out and then we find out, our own male gay Eli IS Captain Planet (basically). We also find out Eli's drag name, hear his terrible Joan Rivers impersonation and dive into music artist Pink's aerial career before exploring the weird 90s phenomenon of the Metrosexual. Also DINOSAURS DOING IT!

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GAYmers

Sun, 13 Aug 2017 04:06:21 GMT

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Australia: What the f is going on with you guys? A $120m non-binding postal vote on Marriage Equality? Just use Twitter, ya dummies! Also in this fine episode - pigeon trading, N Korea and Christchurch's rainbow laws compared AND a roll call on NZ Labour's policies. Then it's all about the GAYmes, namely Dream Daddy!

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ShakesQUEER

Sun, 30 Jul 2017 02:24:21 GMT

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We thought we should shake things up and swap seats, and all hell broke loose. We talk Shakespeare or should we say ShakesQUEER and wonder if Dunkirk would be 10 times more successful with Batman in it. This episode is sweeter than Britany Spears's latest perfume. Fact.

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Gay Music Vidz

Sun, 23 Jul 2017 08:08:19 GMT

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Boys wearing dresses and girls kissing girls - it's a music video special featuring iPod nanos! A frank discussion about Lena Dunham's dog ownership surrounded by walks down Memory Lane about Hanson, Blink 182 and more!

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How To Pride Parade

Wed, 05 Jul 2017 03:46:33 GMT

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This week we're talking Pride Parades and why banks feel the need to be so involved. Eli's just seen Chris Rock live and Chris found out Germans want to marry their same sex partners. Plus Jay Z/Beyonce's twin's names are out and the reviews are brutal and why can't drag queens represent a wider spectrum of women? Let's find out!

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Camp Villains

Fri, 30 Jun 2017 00:40:03 GMT

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Chris is trying to free the male nipple and spread a little body positivity after an adolescence of self-consciousness about his chest and Eli is salivating over every single person who's ever played Robin in a Batman movie. The look, wardrobe and comparative campness of film villains are explored, from the Wicked Witch of The West to Heath Ledger's Joker. Plus - what happens when Chris Parker plays a Nazi? The Nazi gets less nasty!

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Gay Bars (and The Men Who Love Them)

Sat, 17 Jun 2017 11:03:44 GMT

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The gayz are back! Kicking off with a hot new segment, Eli's Fav Tweet of The Week (from his own account). The beautiful foreign tongue of masc being spoken by personal trainers is music to Chris' ears. Eli takes us through his night last night and guess what everyone - HE SAW STRIPPERS! Naked, female strippers. But as for the main course of this episode: It's all about the gay bars. What makes a good one? What would Eli and Chris' dream one be? Let's find out!

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Our Mums Could Tell

Tue, 16 May 2017 02:09:03 GMT

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Taped in front of a live studio audience, the boys spend Mothers Day drinking a few Chardonnays dissecting female pop stars. Ranging from Paris Hilton to Lindsay Lohan to the Spice Girls - there's hot takes for all! Plus what obvious signifier movie did Chris watch hundreds of times as a kid? Let's find out in this live episode about when Eli and Chris' mamas knew that their boys were gay.

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The Biology of Being Bottom (w Rhys Nicholson)

Wed, 03 May 2017 05:45:49 GMT

Gays On Tour

Thu, 20 Apr 2017 06:37:34 GMT

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Eli is so sexually frustrated that is actually audible (but only to his podcasting co-host). Chris encounters homophobes in small town NZ, a legendary lesbian from the 1800s called Anne Lister is uncovered and our lovely boys are chattin Kirsten Dunst taking on the Civil War.

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Infiltration

Fri, 24 Mar 2017 05:45:00 GMT

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Oh no, someone left a straight (mainly) cis-woman on The Male Gayz! But don't worry cause it's Alice from Boners of The Heart and she's got a big bag of hot takes for you. In this juicy ep; Thank God, Power Rangers is coming out in film form. Continuinty is a huge issue in porn. There's an extended chat about NZ's favourite gay yodelling sisters, The Topp Twins and Chris' confusing sexual feelings about it.
The males throw a bunch of gay men at Alice to figure out what she's in to and Alice gets careful with language around gender. Plus Adam Lambert hit on Eli one time?

Trailer: The Worst Idea of All Time

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Sorta Sealed Section

Sun, 19 Mar 2017 22:00:00 GMT

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In this It's-Too-Hot-To-Be-Too-Sexy epsiode, Chris is on an intense lube search, trying to figure out exactly what the hell is going on in supermarkets with KY Jelly. Eli is bringing the facts re tops v bottoms and we hear some pretty good stories about getting caught out when in the act. Plus dick pics!

Trailer: The Worst Idea of All Time

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Beauty and The Gay

Thu, 09 Mar 2017 10:33:53 GMT

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This week the Male Gayz explore the struggle of finding a holiday in the middle of unemployment and the simple pleasure of fast food on an empty stomach. Chris and Eli get great lady info from the original lesbian website; Wikipedia!
Then it's off to the races with chat about the recent Beauty and The Beast flair up, Anne Hathaway and the phenomenon of taking down vocal, progressive women and a grand re-imagining of Tom Thumb.

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Questions From Mum (LIVE)

Fri, 03 Mar 2017 04:03:53 GMT

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Recorded live in front of a studio audience, Chris and Eli answer three questions each sent in by their mums. It's an illuminating look into the curious minds of the people who love the men who love men. Watch out if you're not a fan of the F word though (not that one, the other one)! Plus a bloody cracking chat about the transgender bathroom issue and its recent relevancy on New Zealand shores.

Trailer: Walk Out Boys

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Fashion

Thu, 23 Feb 2017 11:49:59 GMT

Just how gay was Honest Abe? Will Trump and Pence share a bed, and more importantly have Obama and Biden done that already? Eli wants a life partner to stay in their own room and Chris is NOT on board. Hot takes on the label WORLD, the concept of zip offs and the utility of functional fashion items from kids TV show monkeys! Amazing haircuts (including fauxhawks) and your fav gays hocking their VERY cool merch at you.

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GO SPORTS!

Mon, 13 Feb 2017 07:19:12 GMT

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Welcome to the sports episode! After a brief divergence about the Superbowl halftime show and a fact about Pornhub doing good, it's off to the races! Both Eli and Chris reveal they've done ads with the All Blacks. Eli reveals he's played a surprsingly large array of sports (though none of them super well) and teenage Chris gets advice from his Principal regarding the age old debate of Theatre v Athletic sports. Then his 10 year old self falls in love with his tennis coach and he's forced into becoming a hockey goalie. To top it all off - a huge announcement: Chris and Eli are starting an all gay diving duo!

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Early Morning Musical

Sun, 05 Feb 2017 22:01:11 GMT

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It's brutally early and Chris' deep timbre is even lower than usual. There's a lot of singing, a Fact of The Gay featuring the earliest trans people we have records of AND love for the new Netflix series Riverdale. Chris is competing against straight boys for parts in Les Mis and NOT happy about rogue high school teachers are adding songs to Andrew Lloyd Webber shows - which just so we're clear, IS NOT ALLOWED. Potential musicals are pitched featuring music from WHAM! and forgotten Danish pop senations Aqua because... Apparently that's a better idea than a Michael Jackson show.

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From The Past (To The Future)

Fri, 27 Jan 2017 06:01:43 GMT

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This ep was recorded ages ago! But it's finally coming to your ears. Chris and Eli are predicting what's ahead for 2017 and congratulating Taiwan on (hopefully) becoming the first Asian government to legalise same-sex marriage. Chris shares a tale of going back to talk to his famously-excellent-at-rugby high school and Eli has been in Thailand with a straight and getting cut by having food poisoning!

Trailer: The Worst Idea of All Time

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Little Empire Lolly Scramble

Thu, 12 Jan 2017 07:53:55 GMT

Hello listener! We hope you've had a happy year and are looking forward to bringing you more Male Gayz for 2017 but for right now, here's a sample of some of the other shows you may not have heard yet...

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Happy Gay Year

Sat, 31 Dec 2016 19:00:00 GMT

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It's the dawn of a brave new year and Chris and Eli have decided they're both straight now. YAY RESOLUTIONS! Let's talk about Transparent, bi-sexual X-Factor contestants and a bunch of celebs who came out of the closet in the last 365 days.

Trailer: Boners of The Heart

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Big, Gay Christmas

Fri, 23 Dec 2016 03:48:53 GMT

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It's the most wonderful time, of the year! Unless you're in church and suddenly it becomes apparent that you are the only gay in a conservative part of New Zealand! But it's not all bad. In this festive Male Gayz, Eli and Chris chat about what presents gay men get from their friends and family, family traditions of grave singing and Eli's fav christmas movie (which you will NOT guess!) All this and as always, Fact of The Gay plus the solution to the problematic lyrics of the Pogues' yuletide classic.

Trailer: The Worst Idea of All Time

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We're Coming Out!

Fri, 16 Dec 2016 03:11:45 GMT

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Chris and Eli are sharing tales of escaping the closet and the power of the Coming Out YouTube videos. Also, the first gay character in the Mario universe, (who has with a suprisingly complex gender journey) and other video GAYmes including, Spice Girls games, Top of The Pops games, the gayest name of all time.

Trailer: Walk Out Boys

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#AskAGay

Fri, 09 Dec 2016 02:53:32 GMT

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This episode of The Male Gayz is a beautiful crowd-sourced basket of curiosities from the kiddies online! What are poppers? How do you feel about teenagers' derogatory use of the word 'gay'? What do you get for a mother-in-law for a gift? We're about to find out via the beautiful tones of Eli Matthewson and crackly Skype tones of Chris Parker (via satellite).

Trailer: Walk Out Boys

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We Could Be Heroes

Fri, 02 Dec 2016 01:21:35 GMT

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It's time for round two of Icon v Trycon and on the decision desk today, Chris and Eli cast their judgement on undeniably talented Zac Efron, the complex and potentially problematic James Franco and the hard-to-resist-when-he's-up-close Nick Jonas. Fact of The Gay features Wonder Woman, Green Lantern and Gay Spiderman (maybe) and a real life, Puerto Rican boxing hero. Also, Chris' insecurities about gaps in his pop culture knowledge and Eli's inability to hear French Beatles song lyrics for what they are.

Trailer: The Worst Idea of All Time

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Apps and Technology! (for gayz)

Thu, 24 Nov 2016 23:04:08 GMT

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Chris and Eli are back to talk about Grindr, Squirt and an app you haven't even heard of before - Passport (they literally just thought of it now). But before all this modern day tech talk Fact of The Gay is here to teach us about genius man-lover Alan Turing and the sexual habits of macaque monkeys. Also, Pringles plays a surprisingly large role in this ep.

Trailer: The Worst Idea of All Time

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Gayz Don't Cause Earthquakes

Fri, 18 Nov 2016 02:36:30 GMT

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In this emergency broadcast of The Male Gayz, Eli is in studio in Auckland and Chris is on tour in Wellington but that won't stop them putting out an emergency broadcast addressing certain idiot New Zealand self-appointed pastors who claim gays are causing earthquakes. On this Bad Religious People v The Gayz ep we also learn who the true enemy of the Westboro Baptist Church is, find out the secret malevolence of Urban Outfitter AND talk a lot about wizards - both good and bad ones.

Trailer: Boners of The Heart

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You Could Tell (Part Two)

Sun, 13 Nov 2016 08:43:22 GMT

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Chris and Eli are back with more tales from their childhood and adolescence indicating that actually, there were probably some signs of what was coming early on. In this ep we find out Roald Dahl's home country and which nations removed their anti-gay laws first. Then we delve into James Bond themes (F you Sam Smith), Mel Gibson movies and an appreciation for the Kardashians that is so hard, it might turn Eli to a career of gay porn. We also attempt to answer the question; Exactly how gay IS 'gayer than Eli?'

Trailer: The Worst Idea of All Time

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Britney, Barb and Sodom By The Sea

Fri, 04 Nov 2016 05:59:28 GMT

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Welcome to the first ever 'Gay Icon or Trycon' themed episode. Up for decision first is that most gorgeous construction of the gay community, for the gay community - Barbra Streisand! Along the way we find out why she hasn't performed live in decades and which Hollywood star loved her more than her own daughter. Next up, young Britney Spears. The blonde bombshell with a Grammy AND a conservatorship from her dad is definitely a lost soul but is she an icon to boys who love boys? Let's find out! Plus the always informative, Fact of The Gay featuring San Fransisco and same sex couples in advertising.

Trailer: The Worst Idea of All Time

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Sealed Section (Part One)

Thu, 27 Oct 2016 00:35:05 GMT

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Time to grab your flash light and get under the covers cause this ep is a steamy Sealed Section special! Chris and Eli discuss sexual experiences with men, women and in the great outdoors. Also in the mix this week, dream celeb orgy lists - who makes the cut? Plus the first ever openly gay celeb, the real number of queer folk living in the country AND which social media platform is best for sending messages?

Trailer: Boners of The Heart

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Pokemon, Potters and Rugrats: A Gay Perspective

Tue, 18 Oct 2016 22:47:32 GMT

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Chris and Eli are put forward some incredible fan theories about sexuality and gender identity of characters from Pokemon, Rugrats, Powerpuff Girls and Harry Potter. Along the way, they identify which ones were actually probably gay and which ones Eli was just projecting himself onto. The boys also dig into pronouns for different folks and a re-watch of The Secret Garden!

Trailer: Boners of The Heart

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Queen For A Day

Wed, 12 Oct 2016 06:12:05 GMT

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Chris and Eli are back! This week we learn about the history of pride flag (she's younger than you think), the sexuality of Siegfried and Roy (I reckon you can guess this one) and what the US Military's 'Queen for a day' clause was. The gayz also chew over marriage equality in New Zealand and Australia, Chris drops a fantastic alternative ceremony to getting hitched and Eli asks the question - so what if Elsa from Frozen was gay?

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You Could Tell (Part One)

Fri, 07 Oct 2016 04:05:37 GMT

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Welcome to The Male Gayz, a new podcast that's just come out of the closet co-hosted by Chris Parker and Eli Matthewson - two young men who took longer than they probably should have to figure they are gay. And now they're making up for lost time! In this exciting inaugural episode your new best friends tackle Tarzan boy kissing, crushed ballet dreams and intercrural sex (they'll explain everything). Plus personal tales of costume curiosity, mum's nighties AND today and forever more: Fact of The Gay!

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The Male Gayz Podcast

Grub Month

Parmagiana Organanano

One For The Shareholders

Uncut Gems

The Gay Manosphere

Deathly Bat Disease

Respectful Important Emojis

Google Search Gay Prime Minister Shirtless

The Cheese Kinsey Scale

Name One Bad Lesbian

The Worlds Hypothetical

Chicken Overload

I Huffer Logo The Male Gayz

0800 MALE GAYS

Our Jacinda Year

Is Heated Rivalry: Gay or Horny?

The SLiRCLE at the Podcast

That Little Blue Dot

SEPHORA EXPOSÉ

A Retelling of the End of The World

Two Fun Guys

Must Watch Viewing

Hocus Pocus 2 Release Party

Walk In The Shoes Someone Wears as A Hat on Their Head

The Conversation No One Wants to Have

Can Host Can Torrent

Manic Pixie Green Girl

Wash Your Ass and Wash Your Rice

Can you hear the drums Fernando?

We Love Coldplay

The Gary Oldman Effect

Queer Justice League

The Glitch

Two Virgins

DVD Three Pack

True Pride Podcast

More Statues of Men!

I Wanna Grow Old With You

Margot’s House

No Guests After 10

Gayz-Vegas

Age Gap Love

Get James Corden in Space!

Talking Sheet

Live in front of Guy Montgomery

Celebrity Gay Island

C*cks*cker Tears

Alakazam!

Bugger Me

TRANS TASMAN QUEER C**TS

Quiet in the Library

Dads With Daughters

LGBTQIA+ Finally RANKED

Knits for Pride

DID THE BEATLES SUCK DICK?

The Real Sea-Lice of Auckland

Twenty-twenty-live!

2025 The Best Year We Will Ever Experience

A Simple Christmas Wish

Gelato Should Be Flat

Male Gayz WRAPPED

Auckland knows how to party!

A Girl Who Brings Her Gun To Church

Breaking News From Oz

The Rise and Fall of Straight Men

Weddings Can Be Fantastic!

You Might Not Dance Tomorrow

Bitches Christmas

The Noise (Live from Christchurch)

Celebrating Dan Carter’s New Scent (Live in Auckland)

The Joker is Me

We Need an Openly Lesbian Whale Icon

Platypus Surprise

Improv is an Illness with Abby Howells

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