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2021-04-08 - Mixlr Live Show with Zu

Wed, 22 Dec 2021 14:16:52 GMT

Here's another one from Smarch. I blame the lousy weather. I haven't listened to this one either, but I'm going for quantity here. It's a first step, right?

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2021-01-05 :: Sex Cauldron on Mixlr

Wed, 22 Dec 2021 13:27:14 GMT

I'm digging something out of the Vault. Merry Christmas! I honestly have no idea what's even in this episode but It's about time I uploaded something substantial. This is a straight up unedited episode I picked at random. Let's hope it's a good one. 8)

I'm not gunna number this as episode whatever, because I haven't really been doing that but I'd like to save it for the edited shows. Makes sense in my weird brain.

If people would like more of these unaltered "from the vault" style uploads, I am more than happy to accommodate. Patreons are getting this one early, then it'll be out on Christmas day. I don't intend to keep up that early release schedule. Don't worry.

I love you. No, say it back or it's weird!

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zu's Lunk Alarm Speed Run 2021

Wed, 08 Dec 2021 03:49:23 GMT

I think I just set some kind of record with getting Planet Fitness to set off the lunk alarm. Full show to come shortly!

I've made this one a free one so it's easier to share. Whee!

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A Farewell to Daisy Pendergrass

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 09:44:39 GMT

Figures what would motivate me to upload a full episode would be the loss of another prank caller. This is unedited, as I feel the songs and my ramblings about Daisy, and TotalSecond's call in really make a complete... send off.

This one is for everyone, because it doesn't feel right putting it behind a paywall.

We're all gunna miss you Daisy. I wish we could have made up but life is just terribly unfair, and we learn these lessons too late.

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Lost in Camelot Park's Bathroom

Mon, 19 Jul 2021 15:29:39 GMT

Zu got lost in a bathroom last night after go-karting. He's still pretty drunk and it's really dark.

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Dammit, Devon!

Mon, 01 Feb 2021 08:07:02 GMT

Devon isn’t in the chat when I make a call regarding her roll on the Mr. Biggs podcast and when new episodes are supposed to come out, to a completely unrelated to her receptionist character “Rachel”. It’s fine.

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Single - Sex Hotel 1

Thu, 21 Jan 2021 03:02:13 GMT

I called a hotel a while ago and was attempting to play with my soundboard, but apparently the sex came through at full volume on the other end. Oh well.

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Single - Black Dictionary

Mon, 05 Oct 2020 15:39:23 GMT

This was a number sent to me from WOAHTHERE, and he was selling an... Well, you can see the picture. I'm not writing that out. Basically looked like he copied Urban Dictionary and now he's trying to sell it.

He couldn't come up with a whole lotta convincing points as to why I should buy it for my totally real third grade class.

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Live Show - 2020-09-27

Fri, 02 Oct 2020 16:07:59 GMT

This is a relatively unedited version of my live show from September 27th. There are no copyrighted tunes in this version as I'm probably going to upload it to Youtube as well. This isn't going to be a standard going forward as I'd like to trim things down a bit more but I figured I should put SOMETHING up here.

This show was all over the place and didn't have a real plan. Ended up calling some sex stores, Blog Talk radios (that was a disappointment!) and some gas stations. Probably other stuff I'm forgetting.

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Single - Wolfiten's Story

Fri, 12 Jun 2020 14:12:38 GMT

In these trying times, you gotta be creative about getting the word out. In this instance, an erotic story to inform those unaware of the Lizard People's takeover over the United States may be just the weapon we need to combat them. Wolfiten quickly wrote me a short story during my show yesterday that I HAD to tell someone. Luckily, the second person I called was very receptive.

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Teaser 1 - Sir, I heard that!

Tue, 05 May 2020 13:59:37 GMT

In where I call a hotel and try to get help for the dirty sheets in my room and he swears at me under his breath. Sounds like he was actually having a rough day so I figured leaving him with a mystery was better than further fucking with him, ya' kno'?

This is one of the first calls I made with my new microphone. Been making more calls to edit together at least a 45 minute to an hour show. We'll get there.

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Singles - Just a few bags!

Sat, 28 Mar 2020 03:32:51 GMT

This guy wasn't into the idea of me buying just a few bags of gas.

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