They're Not Even Real Housewives Though!

Her type - short emotionally challenged blonde men!

Wed, 22 Apr 2026 17:52:27 GMT

We discuss the Amanda & West of it all!

We recap S17 Ep 1 & 2 of Real Housewives of Atlanta, Summerhouse S10 Ep 11, The launch of the incredible Real Housewives of Rhode Island, Ladies of London S4 Ep 7, The Valley S3 Eps 1&2, Real Housewives of Beverley S15 Finale!

What a time to be a Bravo fan!?!

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Our Memory of Real Housewives, Not Great!

Tue, 10 Mar 2026 21:33:23 GMT

The one where we don't remember anything! We attempt to recap Real Housewives of Potomac S10 Reunion Part 2, we talk about the Real Housewives of Atlanta S17 trailer, Summer House S10 Ep 4, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S15 Ep11 and The Valley Persian Style E8

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Ashley isn't the only one scared of jail!

Tue, 03 Mar 2026 20:57:51 GMT

We discuss the Jill Zarin drama - oh my!

We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S10 Reunion Part 1, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S15 Ep 10, Summer House S10 Ep 3, The Valley Persian Style S1 Ep 8.

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Gas Station Drama!

Thu, 19 Feb 2026 20:21:58 GMT

The missing episode!!!

We talk the Brooklyn Beckham drama, we're team Victoria btw.

We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S10 Ep 16, The Valley Persian Style Eps 1, 2 & 3, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S6 Reunion Part 1 & 2 and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S15 Ep 6

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It's Not Just Real Housewives' Recap This Week!

Mon, 09 Feb 2026 13:15:01 GMT

We're back with a bumper Bravo TV episode! Not only do we recap Real Housewives of Potomac The Karen Episode and Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S15 Ep 8, we also get into Summer House S10 Ep 1 and The Valley Persian Style!

Also, side note we lost last weeks episode, but it will be coming soon!

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2026 in Wanderland?

Wed, 21 Jan 2026 15:13:08 GMT

It's 2026 and we're back!

We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S10 Ep14, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S6 Reunion Part 1 and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S15 Ep 5!

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Housewives, Pro International Fallers!

Mon, 15 Dec 2025 12:28:39 GMT

We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S10 Ep 10, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S6 Ep 12 and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S15 Ep 2.

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The Catholic Church Knows How To Email? Who Knew?!

Tue, 09 Dec 2025 21:25:59 GMT

We catch up on the new Vanderpump Rules, The RHOA divorce, new Married to Medicine, RHOP S10 Ep 8 & 9, RHOSLC S6 Ep 11 & 12 and RHOBH S15 Ep1!

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The Theme This Week is Boats!

Tue, 04 Nov 2025 12:41:09 GMT

We recap RHOP S10 Ep4, RHOLDN Reunion Part 1 and RHOSLC S6 Ep 7. We'll recap Housewives Wife Swap and RHOC on the next episode.

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Meredith's Bad Day!

Mon, 03 Nov 2025 11:42:55 GMT

It's a week late, sorry!

We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S10 Ep 4, Real Housewives of London S1 Finale, Real Housewives of Orange County S19 Ep 16 and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S6 Ep6

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They are not in Scotland!!!

Wed, 15 Oct 2025 13:54:03 GMT

We're back, with terrible editing and sound quality! We've had some serious technology issues - Sorry!

We recap RHOP S10 Ep 1, RHOM S7 Reunion Part 1, RHOC S19 Ep 13, RHOSLC S6 Ep 4 and RHOLDN S1 Ep 8. Hopefully next week, we'll be back properly.

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Summer is over, but London is here!

Mon, 15 Sep 2025 11:41:25 GMT

We're back from our summer break!! We get into Real Housewives of London, Real Housewives of Orange County and Real Housewives of Miami!

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The one from the floor!

Mon, 04 Aug 2025 12:26:20 GMT

A special IRL episode this week. We recorded while Rosie did my lashes - it's all over the place, but we do manage to recap Atlanta, Orange County, The Valley, and Miami.

See you in a couple of weeks! We're taking a break for summer.

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How about not freaking out?

Mon, 28 Jul 2025 12:20:12 GMT

We recap Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Reunion Part 2, Next Gen NYC Finale, Real Housewives of Orange County S19 Ep 3 and Real Housewives of Miami S7 Ep 7.

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Bravo have the rights to her funeral!

Wed, 23 Jul 2025 21:28:13 GMT

It's late this week, sorry!! We recap Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Reunion Part 1, Next Gen NYC S1 Ep 8, The Valley S2 Ep 14, and Real Housewives of Miami S7 Ep 6.

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Janet the Fan is happy, Orange County is Back!!

Mon, 14 Jul 2025 20:26:12 GMT

We respond to the Brock cheating story - Scheana, the smartest girl in the group???

TW: SA and EDs.

We recap Real Housewives of Orange County S19 Ep 1, The Valley S2 Ep 13, Next Gen NYC Ep 6 and Real Housewives of Miami S7 Ep 5.

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Such a Charlie, our new fav insult!

Mon, 07 Jul 2025 17:18:04 GMT

We recap Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Ep 17, The Valley S2 Ep 12, Next Gen NYC Ep 5 and Real Housewives of Miami S7 Ep 4.

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The one where we discuss two episodes!

Mon, 30 Jun 2025 12:45:23 GMT

TW: We discuss the comment made by Brit to Kelli - around the 15min mark.

We recap Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Eps 15 & 16, The Valley S2 Eps 10 & 11, Next Gen NYC Eps 3 & 4 and Real Housewives of Miami S7 Ep 2

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What's good for the hole... RHOM is back!!

Mon, 16 Jun 2025 13:37:38 GMT

What a week to be alive! Real Housewives of Miami are back and boy did we miss them!

We recap Love Hotel Ep 7, Real housewives of Atlanta S16 Ep 14, The Valley S2 Ep 9 and Next Gen NYC S1 Ep 2

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Erika Jayne at Koko!

Mon, 09 Jun 2025 11:00:26 GMT

We saw Erika Jayne in the flesh and she was amazing!

We recap Love Hotel, Real Housewives of Atlanta, Summer House, The Valley and Next Gen NYC

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Better Late Than Never!

Mon, 02 Jun 2025 13:12:50 GMT

So... Completely forgot to release an episode last week - very sorry!!!

We recap Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Ep 11, Love Hotel S1 Ep 4 and The Valley S2 Ep 6.

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She's The Ultimate Buy A Wife Kit!

Mon, 19 May 2025 17:16:55 GMT

We recap Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Ep 10, Love Hotel Ep 3, The Valley S2 Ep 5 and Summer House S9 Ep 14! What a week to be alive, Welcome Back Secret Lives of Mormon Wives!

The most beautiful Housewife list comes in around 30min 40secs!

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Angela Oakley - MVP!

Mon, 12 May 2025 11:50:20 GMT

We have no notes for this week, so it's a nonsensical ride!!! Recap of Love Hotel Ep 3, Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Ep9, The Valley S2 Ep 3 and Summer House S9 Ep 13.

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You Seem Sad & Not Good At S*x!

Mon, 05 May 2025 12:40:34 GMT

Love Hotel is finally here and it is giving us life!!! We recap Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Ep 8, Summer House S9 Ep 12 and The Valley S2 Ep 3. Bravo TV is heating up for the summer - finally!

Also, only 1 month to go until we see Erika Jayne at Koko!

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The Valley Is Back!

Mon, 28 Apr 2025 15:20:17 GMT

Let's go Season 2 of The Valley! It's shaping up to be a good one. We get into Real Housewives of Atlanta, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion and Summer House too!

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You Came In Strong, I am Strong!

Mon, 14 Apr 2025 07:00:00 GMT

We're back after a little break! We get into Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Reunion Part 1 & 2, Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Eps 4 & 5 and Summer House S9.

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The RHOA Husband Who Is A Petty Little B*tch...

Tue, 25 Mar 2025 21:01:22 GMT

This week we recap the long awaited Real Housewives of Atlanta S16 Eps 1 & 2, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Eps 15 & 16 and Summer House S9 Ep 6. Atlanta feels like home doesn't it?

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She's Not That Wild!

Mon, 10 Mar 2025 14:47:53 GMT

We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Reunion Part 3, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 14 and Summer House S9 Ep3. We also briefly touch on Denise Richards' new show. What do you think, we're not sure...

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At Least Say I Love You First!

Mon, 03 Mar 2025 18:54:51 GMT

We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Part 1 & 2 Reunion, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 13 and Summer House S9 Ep 2.

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Only Two Years Left To Catch A D*ck!

Thu, 20 Feb 2025 10:29:05 GMT

Trigger Warning - Talk of suicide

We recap Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 11 and Rosie watched Summer House for the first time ever, so we talk about S9 Ep 1.

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It's All Going to Sh*t!

Mon, 10 Feb 2025 13:00:07 GMT

This week we recap Real Housewives of New York S15 Reunion Part 1 and 2, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 17, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 10 and Real Housewives Salt Lake City S5 Reunion Part 3.

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We're All In A Lose, Lose, Lose!

Mon, 27 Jan 2025 15:35:57 GMT

We recap Real Housewives of New York S15 finale - oh dear lord, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 15, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 8 and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Reunion Part 1.

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We're A Recap Show That's Forgotten the Episode!

Mon, 20 Jan 2025 07:30:00 GMT

Rosie spoke to herself this episode because Tijani's video wasn't working! Fun times were had! We recap Bravo TV's, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 14, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 7, Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 14 (and the reunion lewks!) and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 16. Whew those messages!

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New Show for 2025... Vicki Gunvalson, Bounty Hunter!

Mon, 13 Jan 2025 12:41:52 GMT

Happy New Year Everyone! We're back with a recap of Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 13, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 6, Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 13 and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 15.

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Goodbye Kyl...2024!

Tue, 24 Dec 2024 15:03:17 GMT

Merry Christmas!! It's the last episode of 2024! How has your year been? Any highlights?

We recap Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 5, Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 12, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 12 and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 14.

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The One Where Salt Lake and New York Angers Us!

Mon, 16 Dec 2024 12:54:25 GMT

We are full of joy for the festive season! Not - lol! What is up with the Royal Mail and their opening hours?!

We recap Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 11, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 13, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 4 and Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 10. We briefly touch on Married to Medicine too.

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Top Gun is the new Sound Bath!

Mon, 09 Dec 2024 15:00:38 GMT

We recap Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S14 Ep 3, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 9, Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 10 and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 12.

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It's Beverley Hills Time Baby!

Tue, 26 Nov 2024 14:58:00 GMT

Sorry it's late this week!

We recap Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Reunion, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep7, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S14 Ep1, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep10 and Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 8!

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She's A Weird Duck!

Mon, 18 Nov 2024 15:02:37 GMT

We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep6, Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep7 and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 9.

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How Many Twins Are There In The Bravo Universe?

Mon, 11 Nov 2024 14:47:13 GMT

This week we recap Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 5, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 8, Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 6 and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Reunion Part 1!

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Clueless, yes she is and she's aware!

Mon, 04 Nov 2024 16:46:31 GMT

We're finally getting back into the swing of things. We recap Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 7, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 Ep 4, Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 17 and Real Housewives of New York S15 Ep 5.

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Objectively Ryan be lying

Tue, 29 Oct 2024 21:10:22 GMT

Not even going to list episode numbers because we took a break and now we don't know where we are! We sort of recap Real Housewives of Orange County S18, Real Housewives of New York S15, Real Housewives of Potomac S9 and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5.

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The New York Ladies Are Back!

Mon, 07 Oct 2024 17:20:49 GMT

Real Housewives of New York is back! And dare we say it, we missed them and they feel like home! We recap Ep1 of S15 and Jenna Lyons has serious coat game!

We had zero notes for Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 3 and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 13, so our recap is sketchy at best. But one thing we do know is Alexis Bellino acted like a prize tw*t!

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Sharp As A Spoon!

Mon, 30 Sep 2024 11:34:39 GMT

We recap Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep2 and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 12.

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Salt Lake City Season 5 Is Here!

Mon, 23 Sep 2024 15:24:18 GMT

We're a bit more on topic this week! We briefly recap Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Reunion Pt 2 because it wasn't giving, so we gave it a few minutes! We get into Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 Ep 1 - what a premier and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 11.

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The episode where we Mention It All!

Mon, 16 Sep 2024 13:05:24 GMT

The episode where we can't stick to Bravo TV topics! We digress a lot! Somewhere in the episode we recap Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Reunion Part 1 and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 10. Honestly, we drift off, but stay with us!

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What are they going to do with a farm?

Mon, 09 Sep 2024 07:00:48 GMT

Word on the street is back, we've released this episode on time. I think we're back people! Still don't have Hayu Fan Fest tickets and we're not salty at all - LOL!

We recap Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Ep 13 (season finale) and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 9.

#teamshannon all day!

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We're Also Going To Hell!

Wed, 04 Sep 2024 20:17:48 GMT

Our recaps of Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Ep 12 and Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Ep 8 are all over the place! We get distracted, jump around the episodes, but it's fun, stay with us LOL!

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RHODubai's Sara is an conundrum!

Mon, 26 Aug 2024 11:13:51 GMT

We're back and regular programming is resuming! We recap Real Housewives of Orange County S18 Eps 6 & 7 and Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Eps 10 & 11.

It feels good to be back and Bravo TV schedule is improving!

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RHONJ S14 Finale!

Wed, 07 Aug 2024 19:07:03 GMT

RHONJ S14 Finale - It's here, but is it the end of Real Housewives of New Jersey??? We recap the S14 finale!

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Bumper Episode - RHOC S18 Is Here!

Mon, 22 Jul 2024 18:09:56 GMT

Season 18 of Real Housewives of Orange County is here people! We recap Eps 1& 2.

We also get into Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 10 and Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Ep 6 & 7!

It's summer, so we'll be taking breaks, check out our social media and subscribe to see when new episodes will drop.

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Has He Even Been Tired?

Mon, 08 Jul 2024 11:00:41 GMT

Next Week's episode will be delayed to make sure we recap the RHOC season premier.

We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 9 and Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Ep 5.

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Don't Start None, Won't Be None!

Mon, 01 Jul 2024 10:44:59 GMT

We get into the Kenya Moore of it all. How are you feeling about her not returning to RHOA?

We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 8 and Real Housewives of Dubai Season 2 Ep 4. Enjoy!

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It's not the intention, it's the impact!

Mon, 24 Jun 2024 15:56:00 GMT

We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 7 and Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Ep 3. Seriously, we need more Bravo shows to air.

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Marry, F, Kill with the Countess!

Mon, 17 Jun 2024 10:45:08 GMT

We finally talk the Countess Luann! Then go onto a chat about our nights and days out, so to avoid that skip to 12mins.

We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 6 and Real Housewives of Dubai S2 Ep 2. We need more Bravo TV Shows, what is happening with this schedule, because we just end up talking about random things! Do you enjoy that, should we edit it out?

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She has Sutton-itis!

Mon, 10 Jun 2024 11:01:50 GMT

This episode was recorded the night before we went to see The Countess in Marry F Kill at Koko Camden. We will recap our experience in another episode!

We try to recap two weeks of Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Eps 4 & 5, Vanderpump Rules S11 Reunion Part 3 and The Valley S1 Eps11 & 12.

Question - when was this season of RHONJ filmed, was it before or after the Bravocon Joe Gorga explosion?

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He's Not That Tall, But Can Look In Windows

Mon, 27 May 2024 10:17:27 GMT

We get right into this week with recaps of Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep 3, VanderPump Rules S11 Reunion Part 2 and The Valley S1 Ep 10.

We even touch on S5 of The Kardashians - Kris Jenner is the GOAT. Argue with yourself.

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The Brunch That Kept On Brunching!

Mon, 20 May 2024 08:23:54 GMT

Rosie is a medical marvel. Joe Gorga got me (Tijani) all fired up - LOL! Getting a bit tired of Bravo treating me like an idiot.

We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 Ep2, Vanderpump Rules S11 Reunion Part 1 and The Valley S1 Ep 9.

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All Things Bravo with Brummy Mummy of 2!

Mon, 13 May 2024 10:59:29 GMT

This week we are joined by the amazing Emma aka Brummy Mummy of 2. She's an Instagram sensation, Author, YouTuber and Podcast host. We ask her all about her trip to LA, heading to Schwartz and Sandys and her meeting with Tom (but which one?)

We talk all things Bravo and get into the S11 Vanderpump Rules Finale, S14 Real Housewives of New Jersey Premier and the always giving The Valley S1 Ep 8.

If you don't already, go follow Brummy Mummy of 2 on all the things! Listen to her podcast - The Phone Box Podcast wherever you get your podcasts.

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What does Jax Taylor & Fred Flinstone have in common?

Mon, 06 May 2024 12:55:17 GMT

We digress a bit this episode, blame Bravo TV, we're bored!

We talk about the Alexia and Marysol podcast about Tod, Netflix's Baby Reindeer, the TLC doc, Bravo Ultimatums, we both sing - it's a whole thing.

Eventually we recap Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 14 and The Valley S1 Ep 7.

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Re-release RHONJ S14 Countdown - The new Jenn & Ryan!

Wed, 01 May 2024 08:11:04 GMT

Re-Release RHONJ Countdown Reunion Part 2!

What a week! We have Real Housewives of Orange County, Real Housewives of New Jersey, Real Housewives of Atlanta and the finale of Vanderpump Rules Reunion. Whew, it's a lot.

Rosie and I don't mess about and get straight into it.

#PUMPRULES ends with us being a bit annoyed with this revelation teaser, but are living for the throuple.

#RHOC is back and Tamra is activated. But keep the s*x chats to a minimum please.

#RHONJ Big Frank is hitting us with the Big Facts about Louie.

#RHOA Marlo's behaviour is getting old now. We love her, but she needs to calm down.

Don't forget to rate, comment, subscribe/follow and get involved on the socials Instagram @housewives_theyrenoteven and Twitter @notevenrealhou3

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Re-Release RHONJ S14 Countdown! Tits and Teeth Babe

Tue, 30 Apr 2024 08:08:57 GMT

RHONJ S14 Countdown - We've hit the reunions!

SOUND DISCLAIMER: Slight internet issues, so Tijani sounds like a robot occasionally.

Rosie and Tijani are back and get straight into Vanderpump Rules S10 Reunion Pt2. It's the week of explosive reunions, with Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Reunion Pt 1 too!

We finally talk about Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 and Kandi was missed in Ep4. The Marlo and Kenya drama is getting to be too much. It was funny, but it's crossed the line now.

Don't forget to give us a follow on Instagram @housewives_theyrenoteven and Twitter @Notevenrealhou3.

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New Episode!! VPR and The Valley Keeping Us Going

Mon, 29 Apr 2024 10:43:09 GMT

Potential TW: We talk the 3rd part of Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Reunion and Gordon and his Bipolar diagnosis.

We also recap Vanderpump Rules S11 Eps 12 & 13 and The Valley S1 Eps 5 & 6

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Re-release RHONJ S14 Countdown! - We love drunk Jen Aydin

Mon, 29 Apr 2024 08:05:04 GMT

Re-release RHONJ S14 Countdown!

Disclaimer, we had sound and internet issues. There's some back ground noise and weird static voices now and again during the episode. We're sorry!

Rosie and I are recapping Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 12 and Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep 12.

RHONJ - The husbands steal the episode and we love them!

PumpRules - Schwartz, just OMG. He is the worst. Tijani makes a confession about Jax Taylor - yea, it's not great. LOL

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Re-release RHONJ S14 - Countdown! - Introducing Roachel!

Sun, 28 Apr 2024 08:03:41 GMT

Re-release RHONJ S14 - Countdown!

We're back and we don't waste any time getting into the latest rumblings in the Bravo universe. I know everyone is tired of Scandoval, but honestly Rosie and I aren't and we have christened Rachel, Roachel (someone else's gem)!

We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 11, Vanderpump Rules S10 The Wedding and Aftermath and Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip S3 Finale!

RHONJ - They're in Ireland and honestly, we're disappointed, but Jen Fessler steals the show. Are you team Rachel or team Danielle?

PumpRules - It's just a mess isn't it

RHUGT3 - Bad Weather is back and we are loving that half the cast turned on Gizelle and stole her tequila!

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Re-release RHONJ S14 Countdown - Do you trim your husbands armpit hair?

Sat, 27 Apr 2024 07:46:47 GMT

Re-release day 6! The RHONJ countdown to S14 is in full swing!

DISCLAIMER - Tijani is wasted this episode. Just a heads up, it gets a bit wild and we've left in the outtakes because, well, it's funny.

This week Rosie and Tijani recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 9, Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip 3 and Vanderpump Rules.

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Re-release RHONJ S14 Countdown - He's got most of his fingers missing!

Fri, 26 Apr 2024 07:45:31 GMT

Re-release day 5! The RHONJ countdown to S14 is in full swing!

This week Rosie and I are joined by a spacial guest, Renate! She fills us in on the Sonja Morgan show in San Francisco! Newsflash, it was a shambles - makes us love Miss Morgan so much more!

We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 8, Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip S3 and Vanderpump Rules S10!

RHONJ - Whose version of the pizza oven story do you believe?

RHUGT3 - Pepsi is still MVP and we're tired of the RHOSLC cousin drama.

PumpRules is giving without even knowing they are! Did you know Brock is missing fingers?

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Re-Release countdown to RHONJ S14 - Oranges & Roundabouts

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 09:52:12 GMT

Re-release day 4! The RHONJ countdown to S14 is in full swing!

Sorry it's late this week, Tijani has been away!

We're only recapping Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Eps 6 & 7 and Vanderpump Rules S10 Eps 6 & 7.

We'll catch up again in the next couple of days to recap Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip S3 Eps 1-3 and parts 2 & 3 of Real Housewives of Miami Reunion.

PumpRules is really messing with our minds, we both agree we would hate f**k Sandoval. Schwartz is clearly hiding something and Katie Maloney is the one you want in your corner during a scrap.

RHONJ - Paulie needs to sh*t or get off the pot, either be in the show or don't be. Either way we're team Frank Catania.

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Re-release RHONJ S14 Countdown - Is he suing for the amount he owes on Ashley's House?

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 07:42:45 GMT

Re-release day 3! The RHONJ countdown to S14 is in full swing!

This week Rosie and I start a new segment - Send us your life hacks and general shitty day to day issues to notevenhousewivespodcast@gmail.com, completely anon unless you want a shout out!

We get into gossip from the streets about HWs past, present and future (is Michael Darby suing for the amount he owes on Ashley's house?). Sadly we recorded before the PumpRules drama exploded, we will get to it.

We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S7 Reunion Pt 2, Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 4 and Real Housewives Miami S 5 Ep 16.

RHOP - the colourism chat didn't really do what we thought it should've. Team Mia or Team Jacqui? We're not so sure now.

RHNJ - did Tre really get the Tree reference of Jen's gift?

RHOM - Frankie needs his own show

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RHONJ S14 Countdown Day 2! - Flamingo with Goats

Tue, 23 Apr 2024 07:40:36 GMT

Re-release day 2! The RHONJ countdown to S14 is in full swing!

It's our birthday, it's not a special episode, that's coming (we've not had time).

We do rant a lot about random stuff though because there's only 2 episodes at the time of recording. We cover the Superbowl, JLo's new tattoo and other musings.

When we do talk about Real Housewives, we recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 2 and Real Housewives of Miami S5 Eps 13 &14.

RHONJ, Rachel and Danielle are bringing it, we're obsessed.

RHOM Kiki is our spirit animal, copping a squat on the beach - been there!

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Re-Release for RHONJ S14 Countdown- Vanderpump Rules and New Jersey is back!

Mon, 22 Apr 2024 07:38:18 GMT

In the run up to S14 of RHONJ, we'll be releasing the S13 Recap Eps!

During the recording we work out that it's almost our 1 year Anniversary. 20th Feb marks our first ever episode!

This week we cover Real Housewives of Potomac S7 Finale and Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 1. Rosie starts Vanderpump Rules, but isn't doing the work and is starting at the new season. We get into it about the various characters and bars owned by LVP. Tijani hasn't seen Real Housewives Miami because NowTV is sh*t, but we still talk about it.

We discuss RHOP - Mia has a rash, that sparks a semen chat.

RHONJ is back and the new girls are the best casting choice in a long time, well done Bravo TV, well the F done!

Rosie challenges Tijani to name housewife children and it's really hard!

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Scheana only V.I.Pees!

Mon, 15 Apr 2024 11:35:47 GMT

Do you have one of those Roombas or other branded auto vaccums? Do you have any wild stories? Has yours spread dog sh*t across your house?

What do you think about the Baldwin's joining RHOBH? We're low key here for it.

UK peeps, make sure you vote on 2nd May! Your voice matters!

Eventually we recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Reunion Part 2, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 11 and The Valley S1 Ep 4.

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Vanderpump Villa - Oh lala!

Mon, 08 Apr 2024 14:01:37 GMT

There is something living in the walls of the room I record in, so my audio is echoey. Sorry! But I can't go back in there LOL!

Rosie and I are back after a Easter Break.

We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Reunion Part 1, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 10, The Valley S1 Ep 3 and we briefly touch on Vanderpump Villa!

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Get his D*ck Out Because It's Tiny & Funny!

Mon, 25 Mar 2024 13:13:27 GMT

So, Netflix is giving more than Bravo right now?!!

We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 17, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 8, The Valley S1 Ep 1 and Buying Beverley Hills S2 Ep 1. Just a FYI, we have zero idea who is who on The Valley.

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When is Jo, because it's not 2024?!

Mon, 18 Mar 2024 13:05:31 GMT

We recap the final part of the S6 Real Housewives of Miami Reunion, Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 16, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 7 and Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Reunion Part 3.

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A Brock In A China Shop!

Mon, 11 Mar 2024 08:30:25 GMT

Do we give 5* content? Would you review us and let us know? Thanks luvs!

We've booked tickets to see Countess Luann at Koko in London - come see us and hang out with the Countess.

Anyway, we talk the RHONJ trailer, recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep15, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep6, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Reunion Part 2 and Erika Jayne's Bet It All On Blonde. Spoiler - Rosie wasn't a fan of Miss EJ's show.

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The Kandi Burruss of Sandwiches!

Mon, 04 Mar 2024 09:30:27 GMT

It's reunion week!! We recap Real Housewives of Miami S6 Reunion Parts 1 and 2, Real Housewives of Beverley Hill S13 Reunion Part 1 and we briefly touch on Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 5.

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First Stage Of Rage!

Mon, 26 Feb 2024 13:59:44 GMT

Do you commute to work using public transport, can you please share your funny stories? The things you must see, hear or smell, we need to know! Email them over to notevenhousewivespodcast@gmail.com

We get into the Reunion lewks for RHOBH, recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep13, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep4, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep17 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep17.

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Superbowl Ruined Our Bravo Week!

Mon, 19 Feb 2024 13:18:49 GMT

What is up with no Bravo Shows when there's sporting events? However, we are here for Beyonce's country album announcement!

Because of the Super Bowl (ugh) we only recap Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 2, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 16 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 16.

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Merce is Dispersed!

Mon, 12 Feb 2024 08:22:39 GMT

We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 12, Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep 2, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 15 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 15.

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Vanderpump Rules is BACK!

Mon, 05 Feb 2024 12:23:11 GMT

We recap Vanderpump Rules S11 Ep1, Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 11, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 14 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 14.

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Monica - Queen of Self Sabotage?

Mon, 29 Jan 2024 13:07:59 GMT

What a week! We get into weird conspiracy theories on the internet, cats on a train and musicals.

In between all of that we recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 10, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Reunion Finale, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 23 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 13.

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Where's Theres Smoke, There's A D*ckhead

Mon, 22 Jan 2024 11:20:20 GMT

We recap Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Reunion Pt 2, Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 9, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 12 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 12.

RHOP TW - to avoid listening to the sensitive topics of SA, skip to 56:36:59

Rosie has had a complete mare with the Hayu app, is there a better way to watch these shows?

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We Need A Friend Like Marysol!

Mon, 15 Jan 2024 12:55:28 GMT

This week we get into the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Reunion, Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 8, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 11 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 11.

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RHOSLC Finale and Some!

Mon, 08 Jan 2024 13:20:03 GMT

Episode 2 of the New Year and we're getting back into it. We still drift into random topics, so bare with - LOL. We get into recaps around the 11min 20sec mark.

We recap the highly anticipated Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Finale and boy did it deliver.

Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 10 gives us epic Erika. Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 10 kinda flopped, Ana should've come better.

Sad times because RHONY Legacy Girls Trip is over! We need more Kristen, Sonja and Luann on our screens.

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It's Not Right! - Christmas & New Year Episode

Tue, 02 Jan 2024 12:20:42 GMT

WARNING - Audio isn't great and someone was eating during some of the recording - not naming or shaming LOL

Happy New Year! This episode is a mess of Rosie and I just catching up after Christmas. We do briefly talk about Housewives but it's mostly us chatting sh*t, literally, we don't discuss anything sensible. So feel free to skip to around 26mins when we start Housewives chat.

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RHONY Legacy Girls Trip!

Mon, 18 Dec 2023 14:39:24 GMT

It's finally here RHONY Legacy Girls Trip! We get into the first 3 episodes in no particular order.

You gotta love a RHUGT especially when it features our favourite Real Housewives of New York ladies - even Ramona!

This is our last episode of 2023! We shall be back first week of January.

Have a fabulous Christmas - muah!

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Dinner Party From Hell Pt 2 - It's still about Kyle's Marriage

Mon, 11 Dec 2023 11:01:43 GMT

Between some mic issues and snot filled hosts, the audio is a bit off in some parts.

Sorry, but Christmas spirit is here people! We have tough questions, ferrero rocher or a christmas ham?!

We recap Married 2 Medicine S10 Ep 6, Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 5, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep13, Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 6 and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 Ep 7.

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Salt Lake, It Must Be Salty!

Mon, 04 Dec 2023 12:00:40 GMT

We cover everything from getting pregnant to second weddings, it's a lot!

In and amongst that we recap Married 2 Medicine S10 Ep 4, Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 4, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 12, Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 5 and Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 6.

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Cocktails In A Capri Sun!

Tue, 28 Nov 2023 07:35:08 GMT

It's not our best week for remembering what happened. We digress a fair amount. Sleep has been lacking - sorry guys.

We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 3, Married 2 Medicine S10 Ep 3, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 11, Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 4 and Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep5.

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90s Fashion Is Back - Are We Old?

Mon, 20 Nov 2023 11:28:00 GMT

We've come to the conclusion that we're old and it's terrifying, why are we living through a 90s revival??

We recap Married 2 Medicine S10 Ep 2, Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 2, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 10, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 4 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 3.

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Married 2 Medicine Is Back - Show Them Respect!

Mon, 13 Nov 2023 14:07:28 GMT

We're adding a new show to recap! Rosie has finally got with the programme and joined the Married 2 Medicine stan group!

Also, who knew Rosie was an Usher fan?!

We get into Married 2 Medicine S10 Ep1, Real Housewives of Potomac S8 Ep 1, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Ep 3, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 9 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 2.

Have you reviewed us yet? We'd love to hear your thoughts.

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BRAVOCON 23!

Mon, 06 Nov 2023 15:15:17 GMT

We're back! Let's be very clear, we are not happy about not being at Bravo Con! LOL

But Bravo TV has been bringing it this week, we have A LOT to say.

Tangents ensue, but we recap Real Housewives of New York S14 Reunion, Real Housewives of Beverley Hills S13 Eps 1&2, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 8 and Real Housewives of Miami S6 Ep 1.

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Episode 22 - I want an honorary doctorate in Thursdays

Tue, 31 Oct 2023 20:52:30 GMT

Re-release of a popular episode!

This is the last episode for a few weeks. We'll be back recording 19th August.

Rosie and I discuss Real Housewives of Dubai, BH and Atlanta. We skip Ex-Wives Club this week, but touch on how much we love hungover Brandi.

We also discuss clothing designers and which ones are safe to like.

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Who doesn't want to get slapped by 1000 d*cks!?

Mon, 23 Oct 2023 13:45:11 GMT

Hello guys, it's a new week and a new recap sesh!

We get into Real Housewives of New York S14 Finale and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 7.

We're taking a little break, so no new episode next week.

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You Can't Navigate Ice & You're From Utah!?

Mon, 16 Oct 2023 11:30:59 GMT

Hello you lovely lot! Thank you for the recent ratings, we really appreciate it. If you don't already, head over to Twitter and Instagram to give us a follow and say Hi!

This week we recap Real Housewives of New York S14 Ep 13, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 6 and Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Reunion Pt 2.

Bravocon is fast approaching and it's not cool that we're not attending, who else thinks Bravo TV should do something this side of the pond?

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EFF A Duck Part 2!

Mon, 09 Oct 2023 10:37:32 GMT

Why would you feed a duck McDonalds?

After realising we have so many amazing Bravo TV shows dropping soon, Rosie and I get into Real Housewives of New York S14 Ep 12, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 5 and Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Reunion Pt 1.

Don't forget to follow us on Twitter and Instagram!

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From Dust & Cobwebs to Fish Vag*na Eggs

Mon, 02 Oct 2023 11:16:11 GMT

There's a surprise guest at the start of recording! It was terrifying - LOL!

When I say I didn't see your suggestions for Andy coming! After my initial shock, I love it.

We recap Real Housewives of New York S14 ep 11, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 4 and Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Finale.

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You Just Have A Dirty Mouth - Charming!

Mon, 25 Sep 2023 11:13:36 GMT

Hello! It's a new week and what a week for us Bravo TV fans. Do we know how Archie is? That's the question we all need the answer to.

Rosie and I share our most embarrassing stories, care to share yours? We'll keep it anonymous.

TW - We briefly touch on Russell Brand.

We recap Real Housewives of New York S14 Ep 10, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 3 and Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Ep 15.

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The Real Grandparents of Mecca!

Mon, 18 Sep 2023 11:15:43 GMT

Tijani is sick this week, so sorry about snot sounds - LOL! We talk about school and the amount of admin we need to manage for our kids. Potential TW - We touch on the Danny M case at the beginning, around the 7mins-10mins mark.

We recap Real Housewives of New York S14 Ep 10, Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Reunion Conclusion, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S4 Ep 2 and Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Ep 14.

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Don't p*ss in my face & tell me it's raining!

Mon, 11 Sep 2023 12:05:38 GMT

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is back people and what a premier! S4 kicked off well and new girl Monica is another great casting choice, well done Bravo TV! Sushi Nachos though, yes please!

Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Reunion Part 1 was giving so much more than the whole season.

Real Housewives of New York S14 Ep 8 is in Aquilla, we're not happy with how they are treating Jenna.

Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Ep 13 is all about Emily, drunk, sober we don't care, she's amazing.

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Summer is over - They're not even real housewives though podcast

Mon, 04 Sep 2023 08:54:02 GMT

It's been 2 weeks and we've got to talk about. We discuss all kinds of things including At Home With The Fury's - we're obsessed with Paris.

We eventually recap Real Housewives of New York S14 Eps 6 & 7, Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Eps 15 & 15 and Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Eps 11 & 12.

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Rosie Wrote A Poem! - They're not even real housewives though podcast

Mon, 28 Aug 2023 09:25:38 GMT

Another throw back episode this week. Do you remember when Rosie wrote a poem?

OMG! Rosie wrote a poem and it is EVERYTHING! The recaps of Real Housewives of Potomac S7 Reunion Pt 2, Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 3 and Real Housewives of Miami S5 Ep 15 just don't seem as good!

What do you think?

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He has itchy sperm - They're not even real housewives though podcast

Mon, 21 Aug 2023 09:13:33 GMT

While we're taking a little break here's a throw back to one of our most listened to episodes.

This week Rosie and I recap the Real Housewives of Potomac S7 Reunion pt 3, Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 5 and Real Housewives of Miami S5 Reunion Pt 1. We also chat about Vanderpump Rules because, well, we're obsessed!

Tijani plans to test out a hangover life hack sent in by one of you lovely lot, find out next episode how it goes. Keep them coming, send us your life hacks via email or socials.

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OG of the OC is BACK! - They're not even real housewives though podcast

Mon, 14 Aug 2023 09:00:03 GMT

We're back (after a little break) recapping Real Housewives of Atlanta, Real Housewives of Orange County and Real Housewives of New York.

We discuss everything from jump scares to falling off bar stools.

No new episode next week FYI.

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Caviar On A Pringle? - They're not even real housewives though podcast

Mon, 31 Jul 2023 14:18:39 GMT

We're back recapping Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep 11, Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Ep8, Real Housewives of New York S14 Ep2 and Crappie Lake.

Still no hilling in RHOA, we see Tamra's t*ts in RHOC, garment bags are the order of the day in RHONY and we get distracted by cow's balls in Crappie Lake.

We'll be taking little breaks in August dates will be mentioned in episodes.

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She can't use Gravity! - They're not even real housewives though podcast!

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 08:48:55 GMT

A few days late this week, but we're back and so is the new RHONY! We're fans, we loved it and can't wait for the rest of the season.

Real housewives of Orange County S17 Ep 7 got us mad, but Emily makes everything better.

Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep 10 is in Portugal and so far, not much healing has been done.

Be honest we all want to go mudding with Luann and Sonja in Crappie Lake.

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CRAPPIE LAKE! - They're not even real housewives though podcast

Mon, 17 Jul 2023 10:03:37 GMT

We're back! Crappie Lake is here and we couldn't be more in love with our girls Luann and Sonja. Such great TV.

We also recap Real Housewives of Atlanta s15 Ep 9 and Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Ep 6.

RHOC was full of b*llocks and RHOA has entered a PN and PN era (IYKYK).

Don't forget to follow us on Twitter or Instagram.

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Tom Schwartz & Ben Affleck, The Same Person? - They're not even real housewives though podcast

Mon, 03 Jul 2023 09:57:12 GMT

Do you swear in front of your kids? Rosie and I struggle with this, let us know if we're alone here.

We talk about the Gorga's new front of the house. Can someone explain the new porch to me (Tijani)? Why did Jackie come for Emily online? Could she not have sent her a PM?

We get into Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep8 and Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Ep4.

RHOA - Kandi and Sheree's walk is the highlight for us. Is self shade a thing?

RHOC - Annabelle steals the show again! Chanel wellies, would they be good for keeping the rain out? Shannon in costume is life, argue with yourself! Also a PSA, you can't get pregnant downstairs, gravity doesn't allow it - my lord!

Don't forget to follow us on Twitter @notevenrealhou3 and Instagram @housewives_theyrenoteven.

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That's not going to age well - They're not even real housewives though podcast

Mon, 26 Jun 2023 09:51:22 GMT

It's only 2 recaps this week! Real Housewives of Atlanta and Real Housewives of Orange County. We digress a fair amount.

Why is Bravo asking Bravo stars to not go on podcasts?

Who would be a better ambassador for Christian Dior?

Which 90s/00s RnB lyrics do you think are the most problematic?

We discuss a lot.

Don't forget to follow us on Twitter @notevenrealhou3 and Instagram @housewives_theyrenoteven.

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F A Duck Is A Saying! - They're not even real housewives though podcast!

Mon, 19 Jun 2023 10:28:35 GMT

It's a bumper episode this week, there's just so much to talk about.

Vanderpump Rules is finally over, are we sad, maybe, are we relieved, also maybe. We still recap Pump Rules Season 10 Secrets Revealed though.

We get into Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep 6, Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Reunion Pt3 and Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Ep 2.

Don't forget to follow us on Instagram @housewives_theyrenoteven and Twitter @Notevenrealhou3.

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VanderPump Rules Reunion Pt1 & Teresa's Wedding - They're not even real housewives though

Mon, 29 May 2023 08:30:08 GMT

We're here with a special recording! Rosie and I are in person, we watched the PumpRules Reunion together and immediately recorded this episode. There's a bit of background noise, which we're very sorry about, but it shouldn't distract from the shade.

We get into Scandoval, Tijani's increasing anger towards Roachel and all that's in between. There is zero structure, our thoughts are jumbled, but it's a good one for shade.

We also briefly touch on Teresa's wedding on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Her hair was definitely the main event.

Don't forget to follow us on Twitter @notevenrealhou3 and Instagram @housewives_theyrenot even

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Vanderpump Rules S10 Finale - They're not even real housewives though podcast

Mon, 22 May 2023 10:17:08 GMT

It was the week we've been waiting for! The Season 10 #PumpRules finale happened and even though we knew what was coming, it still hit hard.

Rosie and Tijani break down their thoughts on #scandoval, Roachel and Schwartz' involvement. Big shout out to Scheana for her extreme empathy during this episode!

Don't forget to follow us on Twitter @notevenrealhou3 and Instagram @housewives_theyrenoteven

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Introducing Roi - Rich Old Investor - They're not even real housewives though podcast

Mon, 15 May 2023 12:13:38 GMT

It's a new week and Black Girl Magic Monday is BACK!!! Oh how we've missed the shade and the fashions from our ladies in the ATL.

Rosie and I recap Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep1 - Rosie is over the Harlem Nights theme, however Ross in his costume, oh dear lord.

Real Housewives of New Jersey continues to serve the same arguments, but on a different day. In S13 Ep14 the cracks in Luis start to show, is it justified?

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep 14 is a shocker and ends the week on Bravo with a bang. Katie Maloney reads Roachel to filth, but I tell ya, if she spoke to my mum like that, oh my days! Miss Terri handled herself very well.

Don't forget to follow us on Twitter @notevenrealhou3 and Instagram @housewives_theyrenoteven

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PSA not PDA - They're not even real housewives though podacst

Tue, 09 May 2023 11:42:10 GMT

Rosie has a PSA this week!

We recap Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep 13 and discuss the Fuda's adoption storyline, is it just that, a storyline? Where on earth is Lexi from, we're both English and cannot work it out!

Vanderpump Rules has Tijani absolutely raging. The anger towards Roachel and Sandoval is real. So real.

Don't forget to follow us on Twitter @notevenrealhou3 and Instagram @housewives_theyrenoteven

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Pepsi is MVP! - They're not even real housewives though podcast

Mon, 27 Mar 2023 08:57:29 GMT

Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip 3 is here and we are loving it. Rosie and I recap the first episode and news flash, we are not feeling Heather!

We recap Real Housewives of Miami part 2 and 3 of the Reunion and we think Marysol has a drinking solution not a problem!

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Bonus Episode - VPR Scandoval & Hamster C*nt - They're not even real housewives though podcast

Wed, 08 Mar 2023 11:02:00 GMT

OMG what a time to be a Bravo TV fan! IT IS ALL GOING ON! Rosie and I had to record an emergency episode to talk about the Vanderpump Rules drama, Katie Rost's tea about her and Charrisse, plus we tried to talk about other topics but the internet cut us off - divine intervention?

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BONUS - Episode 1 Re-Release! It's our 1yr Birthday!

Mon, 20 Feb 2023 13:00:04 GMT

We're 1 year old - so here's our first ever episode again! Sound quality is terrible, Rosie was just a guest (gasp) before you guys wanted her to become a co-host, I know, you all lover her more!

Thank you to you lovely lot for still tuning in!

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Episode 47 - They're not even real housewives though - Boil wash some c*ck

Mon, 06 Feb 2023 10:56:49 GMT

So much has happened within the housewives universe! Rosie and Tijani try to cover it all, but it's a lot. G is pulling a Bill Clinton, Chris pops off at the Reunion and Robyn still marries Juan after what we heard this week and Brandi gets kicked out of Ultimate Girls Trip????

We recap Real Housewives of Potomac S7 Ep 16, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S3 Reunion Part 2 and Real Housewives of Miami S5 Ep 12. We break down our expectations of strippers - they need to have a plan and Tijani invents a cup to replace the p*nis straw.

The reunion looks for RHOM are out and they all look good (ish).

We watch the first 7mins of the first episode of RHONJ. Frank is back and we can't be more excited!

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Episode 46 - They're not even real housewives though - She's Naked All The Time!

Mon, 30 Jan 2023 11:54:17 GMT

Rosie and Tijani are back recapping Real Housewives of Potomac S7 Ep 15, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S3 Reunion Pt 1 and Real Housewives of Miami S5 Ep 11.

The Reunion looks for Potomac are out and we have a fair bit to say about them! Have you heard the taglines for Real Housewives of New Jersey? What do you think?

RHOP has us asking some questions about Wendy & Mia, we admire Karen's confidence.

RHOSLC Reunion Pt 1 gave us more than we were expecting. Who knew they were into that kind of stuff?

RHOM Dr Nicole is a top tier housewife and we love her.

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Episode 45 - With Bingeing Bravo!

Mon, 23 Jan 2023 10:33:25 GMT

This week Rosie and Tijani are joined by the fabulous Bingeing Bravo! We discuss everything Real Housewives, play a fun game of F, Marry, Kill and share our thoughts on Jen Shah. Go give Bingeing Bravo a follow on Twitter and Instagram @bingeingbravo

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Episode 44 - They're not even real housewives though - They're as dumb as rocks!

Mon, 16 Jan 2023 13:31:43 GMT

We're back to recap this week's episodes of Real Housewives of Potomac Season 7 Ep 13, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 3 Ep 14 and Real Housewives of Miami Season 5 Ep 9.

RHOP the drama between Karen and Charisse is confusing, so Coach knew about Jen's crimes in RHOSLC? and Frankie is the star of RHOM!

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Episode 43 - They're not even real housewives though - With Shawn Ellis Rogers

Mon, 09 Jan 2023 10:30:50 GMT

Rosie and Tijani are joined this week by the amazingly fabulous Shawn Ellis Rogers, host of the Real Reality Realness Podcast. We cover the Jen Shah sentencing, Rinna leaving RHOBH and everything in between.

We play a fun F, Marry, Kill with the Real Husbands.

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Episode 42 - They're not even Real Housewives though! - Compoisure

Mon, 02 Jan 2023 17:11:52 GMT

HAPPY NEW YEAR! We're back discussing Real Housewives of Potomac Season 7 Ep 11, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 3 Ep 12 and Real Housewives of Miami Season 5 Ep 6 & 7.

We ask the tough questions about Mia's sex life, why Deborah thinks Chris is into her and why can't Eddie be smiley? RHOP is hitting new lows.

Where was the energy for Alexia with her comment to Julia? RHOM we expect more!

Rosie and I are convinced it was Jen who clocked Heather in RHOSLC.

It's good to be back!

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Merry Christmas 2022!

Sun, 25 Dec 2022 09:35:19 GMT

Just a quick Christmas message!

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Episode 40 - They're not even real housewives though - Charcuterie & Chaos

Mon, 19 Dec 2022 11:29:13 GMT

This week Rosie and I recap Real Housewives of Potomac S7 Ep 10, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S3 Ep 11 and Real Housewives of Miami S5 Eps 2-5.

We get into Karen's messiness of always 'copying' her friends, Lisa Barlows underboob and how Lenny better watch out for the Cuban Barbie.

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Episode 39 - They're not even real housewives though - Miami is back

Tue, 13 Dec 2022 13:05:43 GMT

Miami is back! and what a return! We've only recapped the 1st episode, but we'll get to the next 3 soon.

Rosie and I discuss Real Housewives of Potomac Season 7 Ep 9, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 3 Ep 10 and Real Housewives of Miami Season 5 Ep 1.

The friends of are stealing the shows this week, give these treasures their full time cast member status now!

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Episode 38 - They're not even real housewives though - It's like a dog going back to it's sick!

Mon, 05 Dec 2022 10:44:24 GMT

SOUND DISCLAIMER - We tried a new way to record and the sound is off for this episode. I edited the best I could, but it's not great. We should have it sorted for the next recording. Sorry listeners.

This week Rosie and I recap The Real Housewives of Potomac and Salt Lake City.

The comedy in both RHOP and RHOSLC was everything. Do they try to be funny or is it natural? Should Angie K get a snowflake next season? Should Robyn marry Juan - some tough questions.

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Episode 37 - They're not even real housewives though - RHOP Team Wendy or Team Mia?

Mon, 28 Nov 2022 10:37:51 GMT

Just the one episode to recap this week. We digress a fair amount, but get into the Real Housewives of Potomac main event - the Wendy and Mia altercation. Whose side are you on, Wendy's or Mia's?

We talk about Karen being the winner of the RHOP, especially this week. She kills the one liners.

Rosie and I also send huge love to our listeners, you guys are epic!

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Episode 36 - They're not even real house wives though - CEO of F*cking Hair Wax!

Mon, 21 Nov 2022 10:32:25 GMT

This week Rosie and I get into Real Housewives of Potomac and The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. We both feel like there has been a massive oversight by production for not having cross overs with RHOM and RHOC. How amazing would that be?

RHOP this week gives us some concerning undertones, we question Wendy's and Ashley's friendship and we both agree Mia should've come better with the house.

RHOSLC hits different with the husbands, how cute were Seth and JB? We question how many people it takes to cut a lemon and Meredith's sister is giving Real Housewives of Beverley Hills Faye Resnick!

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Episode 35 - They're not even real housewives though - Char-Sush-Arie!

Mon, 14 Nov 2022 09:37:29 GMT

This week Rosie and I delve into the Real Housewives of Potomac and Salt Lake City.We discuss the behaviours of the women in RHOP and whether or not colourism plays a part. Candaice delivers yet again with the one liners and Mia exposes herself in a less than flattering light.The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City friends of... Angie H and Cher aka Angie K provoke strong reactions. Grown ass men should not be in women's business. If you didn't already know Rosie and I Stan for Coach Shah. On the other side of that, we're struggling with Heather Gay, she may have lost her shine.Remember if you ever want to share your thoughts, tweet us https://twitter.com/Notevenrealhou3

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Episode 34 - They're not even real housewives though! - His safe to play p*nis!

Mon, 07 Nov 2022 13:39:33 GMT

There's only two Real Housewives shows on now! What are we to do? RHOM and RHONJ need to hurry up and come back!

This week Rosie and I discuss Real Housewives of Potomac and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

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Episode 33 - They're not even real housewives though! - He looks like the boxing dummy

Thu, 03 Nov 2022 13:43:44 GMT

A late episode this week because Rosie was on yet another holiday! We catch up to recap last week's episodes of Real Housewives of Potomac, Beverly Hills Reunion part 3 and Salt Lake City.

RHOP this week continues with the mess between Chris and Gizelle. Both Rosie and I stand behind Chris and cannot understand why Gizelle is doing this (well she needs a storyline).

While discussing Real Housewives of Salt Lake City we get into sex lives, large lips and Coach Shah being a great human.

RHOBHReunion concludes and we're undecided on who's truth we believe. Will people tune into Mo's Netflix show and will Kyle be on it?

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Episode 32 - They're not even real housewives though! - Catching some strange

Tue, 25 Oct 2022 07:44:56 GMT

This week we get so animated I get hiccups (around 1hr 20mins in), sorry for the assault on your ears. Rosie and I catch up on Real Housewives of Potomac and the mess that Gizelle is trying to cause.

We discuss the RHOBH part 2 reunion, still no Kathy and how Andy should've done more for Garcelle.

The current situation in Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - 50yrs in prison plus childhood trauma = a dark time.

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Episode 31 - They're not even real housewives though - Potomac is back!

Mon, 17 Oct 2022 10:56:05 GMT

It's the return of Real Housewives of Potomac and haven't we missed them! Rosie and I get into RHOP and Peter Thomas. Part 1 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion had us both reeling. In RHOSLC Whitney has us both very confused.

Rosie and I also discuss Married to Medicine.

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Episode 30 - They're not even real housewives though - Not feeling the green lipstick

Tue, 11 Oct 2022 16:16:12 GMT

Another late episode this week, sorry guys. Tijani is sick, so there is some coughing during the episode. This week Rosie and I discuss the finale of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, plus we rate the Reunion looks.

We get into RHOSLC and how Lisa Barlow is shaping up to be our most disliked HW.

Rosie has finally started watching Married to Medicine and I could not be more excited!

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Episode 29 - They're not even real housewives though - P*ssy juice on beards

Tue, 04 Oct 2022 18:49:02 GMT

A bit late this week, sorry guys! Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is back and Meredith Marks has come to slay people!

Rosie and I discuss the car crash that is RHOBH and the final part of Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion.

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They're not even real Housewives though! - Episode 28 - Didn't he get a cow pregnant?

Mon, 26 Sep 2022 11:18:48 GMT

This episode was recorded after Tijani was drinking and raving all day. She is a complete mess, so a lot of tangents happen and a fair amount of coughing (sorry). We talk about Southern Charm, why Craig is mispronounced in the US and Greek Gods' preferences.

Rosie and I get into part 2 of the Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion, who we think should return next season and whether Marlo and Kenya would be good side chicks.

This week's RHOBH episode throws out more questions than answers, Rinna having PTSD is laughable considering her past. Rosie really doesn't like Rob, it's hilarious. She gives us a 1920s fashion history lesson and we both question the sibling relationship between Kyle and Kathy.

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They're not even real housewives though - Episode 27 - But what if he's sleeping with both of you?

Mon, 19 Sep 2022 09:58:56 GMT

This week Rosie and I get into the Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion and the what we think is the start of some BS in RHOBH.We also turn to google maps to find out where Aspen actually is. Meanwhile Rosie is sleeping on Married to Medicine and Southern Charm.

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They're not even real housewives though - Episode 26 - Petty AF!

Mon, 12 Sep 2022 13:56:01 GMT

This week Rosie and I discuss the finale of Real Housewives of Atlanta and we got fashions! Both of us got quite emotional about it. We also discuss who stole whose look, Shein or She by Sheree - What do you think?

The Beverly Hills ladies gave us a lot this episode, we had nasty sisters (Kyle), tequila and Erika Jayne showing us who she really is, Tom Giradi's wife.

The RHODubai reunion was disappointing, but Chanel Ayan always wins!

The Real Housewives of Potomac Trailer dropped and it's got us all excited for Season 7.

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Episode 25 - He looks like the resuscitation doll!

Mon, 05 Sep 2022 12:52:34 GMT

It's a good one for us digressing this week. We discuss 90s fashion, questionable topics sparked by the teddy Mr Billy and how the potential new UK PM messes with our feminist views.

It was part 1 of the Real Housewives of Dubai reunion and it was amazing! We finally saw the start of the Aspen Trip in BH and spoiler alert, Rosie and I are team Diana! We also discuss RHOA.

Inspired by a blog post on gawker.com, Rosie and I cast real actors to play 5 Real Housewives in a movie, plus we do a HWs quote quiz.

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Episode 24 - Spiderb*tch is coming!

Mon, 29 Aug 2022 11:15:33 GMT

This week Rosie and I recap RHOA, Dubai and Beverley Hills. We agree that Heath in Real Housewives of Atlanta is the one to watch and we're obsessed. Homeless not Toothless is a huge talking point and if you remember to say it in alphabetical order, you'll never get confused - you're welcome.During recording I get bitten by a spider hence the name of the episode. I'm fine btw, just itchy.

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Episode 23 - The first black Jamaican Millionaire

Mon, 22 Aug 2022 13:24:17 GMT

We're back and immediately I have to put a disclaimer in - I messed up and didn't record an entire section of the episode. The last bits of Atlanta and the whole of Real Housewives of BH is missing. I'm sorry guys.

It's still a great episode where we discuss Dubai and parts of RHOA. Rosie is really bothered by Sergio's bow tie, did you know it's like tying shoe laces? We obvs had to discuss Teresa Guidice's wedding and we discuss the RHODubai Reunion Looks.

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Episode 21 - She's going to come out bald!

Tue, 19 Jul 2022 11:34:58 GMT

Rosie's back and we waste no time catching up on Real Housewives of Dubai, BH and Atlanta. We also discuss Ex-Wives Club and our thoughts on the latest new of Jen Shah pleading guilty (read the episode title for a hint).

We apologise for the lack of structure in this episode, our brains struggled remembering timelines!

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Episode 20 - Let's talk about the husband, Tijani's husband!

Mon, 11 Jul 2022 09:29:16 GMT

Rosie is away this week, so I have dragged my poor husband into recording. We discuss Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip - Ex-Wives club, his thoughts on my obsession with Housewives and whether I would make a good Housewife.

There is some background noise in this episode, but it's still a good one!

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Episode 19 - She by Rosié Europe!

Mon, 04 Jul 2022 12:13:24 GMT

There was no RHODubai this week, but it's ok, Ultimate Girls Trip - Ex-Wives Club kept us going. We're both struggling with our love for Phaedra.

Rosie and I discuss Real Housewives of Atlanta and BH. We also digress into a little bit of the Kardashians, Rosie used to have a huge thing for Travis Barker.

We skipped awards this week and give you our 5 Housewives that would be perfect for a Crazy Ultimate Girls Trip!

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Bonus Episode - Put your hand in your pocket you tight b*%ch!

Wed, 29 Jun 2022 10:46:35 GMT

A quickish bonus episode where Rosie and I discuss the two episodes of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip - Ex-Wives Club!

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Episode 18 - RHUGT is back!

Mon, 27 Jun 2022 10:36:38 GMT

Rosie and I really need to start taking notes about Real Housewives of Atlanta. Monday is so far away from Friday, when we record, that we always forget what happens. We remember snippets and this week, RHOA sparked debates about women's rights, periods and mental health. RHOBH are STILL on their cast trip and drunk Erika Jayne is the highlight. RHODubai is still delivering even though nothing really seems to happen. We discuss Caroline S and her marriage, Ayan's cousin and we're very confused by the currency when they talk amount money.

Rosie and I only managed 1 episode of Real Housewives Ex-Wives Club, but we will do a special episode to discuss the extra episodes. We talk about how everyone looks and who we think is going to be the problem this season.

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Episode 17 - Her name sounds like food poisoning

Mon, 20 Jun 2022 11:32:05 GMT

This Rosie and I are joined by Sarah! She introduces me to the world of Real Housewives of Cheshire and I must say that I might start getting into it. We discuss RHODubai, RHOBH and RHOA.

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Episode 16 - It made my vagina hurt!

Mon, 13 Jun 2022 12:19:54 GMT

We're back after a little break and boy what a time to come back! Real Housewives of Dubai is here and it is everything, well Ayan is everything. Rosie even had to apologise for ever doubting RHODuabi.

We discuss RHOA and RHOBH and in parts we get confused about the series of events, sorry about that. We question Kenya, Sheree and Marlo's friendship, whether Crystal is doing more damage then good.

This week is the return of the Awards. We crown our Queen, Shade Queen and Confessional Queen for this week. Spoiler, Rosie and I do not agree!

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Episode 15 -Dorit's uninspired to glam, so she went to Kyle's store for clothes?!

Mon, 30 May 2022 12:20:38 GMT

Did no one else catch that slight shade from Dorit?

This week Rosie and I discuss RHOA and the New York trip. Rosie finally gets a floor plan and she couldn't be happier.

We also discuss Real Housewives of Beverley Hills and what we think of Crystal's outburst about Sutton. Kyle's dogs are a hot topic too.

We're taking a mid season break while we both have some much needed family time, we'll be back recording 10th June!

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Episode 14 - Is it the throwy, bouncy or catchy one?

Mon, 23 May 2022 12:50:50 GMT

Tijani is a mess this week with a hangover, a proper mess. Rosie's mic is making an impact and on top of all of Tijani's yawns, we're shocked there's an episode.

The final part of the RHONJ Reunion aired and the highlight was Dolores calling Jen the C word! We were introduced to Diana in Beverly Hills, plus Sutton is still reigning as the new favourite Housewife. In true RHOA style a kids birthday party goes left and we could not love it more!

We also rank the New Jersey husbands in our favourite order - first and last place shouldn't come as a shock!

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Episode 13 - He bathes in turmeric!

Sun, 15 May 2022 13:38:37 GMT

The revelation that the main topic on RHOA this week was only 6mins of the episode shocks Rosie! The saga of Ralph being a man continues to baffle us both.

We discuss ROHNJ Reunion Part 2 and wonder if Dolores' new man bathes in turmeric to match her tan.

Tijani has declared Sutton as her new favourite housewife of all time and Rosie questions the timeline of the break-in and PK coming back to LA.

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Episode 12 - Gusset game is strong!

Tue, 10 May 2022 09:02:31 GMT

This episode was plagued with sound issues (mics picked up loads of excess sound) and recording drama (we kept getting kicked out of our zoom!). It's a great episode, but the tech failed us and it might be a bit hard to listen too in some parts.

We discuss the return of Real Housewives of Atlanta and how much we are loving new girl Sanya. Plus we touch on the first part of the RHONJ Reunion.

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Episode 11 - Too many one liners to pick the name of the episode!

Mon, 02 May 2022 19:20:16 GMT

We ask huge questions this week about Jackie & Evan's and Shannon & John's sex life - some visuals you can't unsee! We touch on the RHONJ reunion, plus we finally conclude RHOC!

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Episode 10 - Can you teabag while doing press-ups?

Fri, 22 Apr 2022 13:24:06 GMT

Our first in person recording. Apparently when we're face to face we say a lot more awful things. We talk RHOC Reunion, RHONJ Finale and if Nicole is a figment of my imagination.

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Episode 9 - Special

Mon, 18 Apr 2022 13:19:16 GMT

A special one this week. I sit down with my sister who up until last week, had never watched an episode of Real Housewives before (I know right?)! I sent her some iconic episodes to watch;RHOBH - Amster-damnRHONY - Scary IslandRHOP - Days of our KnivesRHOSLC - Cinco De MayhemThen we had some drinks and started to discuss the episodes. For someone who has never watched Real Housewives before, she certainly gets the premise, appreciates the drama and I bet she'll be a stan before the end of the month. It's a great one this week, we both laughed so hard!

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Episode 8 - She Looks Like Moloko From The 90s!

Mon, 11 Apr 2022 16:23:46 GMT

This week Rosie and I finally crack the theme's of the Real Housewives Reunion Looks. We have the Cowardly Lion & Tin Man from The Wizard Of Oz and Moloko from the 90s! We crown Emily as the best thing that happened in this weeks episodes. The trailers for RHOBH and RHOA did not disappoint, neither does our comments on them. I ask Rosie if she could be a HW for one day, who would she be? This episode made me laugh so hard, my face hurt the next day. Enjoy guys!

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Episode 7 - How buff is Evan?

Fri, 01 Apr 2022 12:20:15 GMT

RHOA Trailer is here! Apollo Nida - WTAF! Literally screamed at the TV. This week I break down The Realhousewives of New Jersey and Orange County. Should Gia be involved in grown people's arguments, how buff is Evan and how smug is Bill Aydin? Is Heather's behaviour irking anyone else and where the hell is Nicole? Also, Emily, spill it, you know something!

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Episode 6 - Maybe she saw Louis' video!!!

Fri, 25 Mar 2022 15:34:36 GMT

It's a short one this week. I run through my thoughts on the RHONY shakeup announcement - spoiler, I'm not happy! And I talk about this week's lack of drama from RHOOC and RHONJ. I'm pretty much upset with all Real Housewives stuff this week.

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Episode 5 - RHOC Reunion Looks Special

Mon, 21 Mar 2022 13:02:37 GMT

After the release of the RHOC Reunion Looks, we just had to do an episode dedicated to the madness that is Dr Jen's Feather Trim. I learnt that this is a trend that even Gucci is selling, I mean WTAF. Nope, not here for it. So sit back and enjoy Rosie and I discussing the lack of fashions in the OC.

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Episode 4 - I'd be happy with any member of the Cantania family, let's be honest!

Fri, 11 Mar 2022 18:19:23 GMT

This week I'm joined by Heather and her new baby! Find out which Real Housewife makes baby Penny shit her nappy! We discuss RHONJ, RHOM, RHOSLC and RHOC. Heather gives me her Ultimate Girls Trip cast - spoiler, it's not Housewives! Sorry Mo, but we both agree that Juan Dixon is the hottest husband, but Frank Sr and Jr come in at a close second. Heather goes on a bit of a rant about St. Patrick's Day and she is not a fan of Kandi & The Gang #KATG

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Episode 3 - If You're Going To Show Toes, Might As Well Show It All!

Tue, 08 Mar 2022 16:34:23 GMT

It's a bit late, but, Rosie's back this week and it's a epic one! The sound isn't great, but bare with it, it's not that bad and it's worth it, promise. We're both drinking wine and breaking down this weeks The Real Housewives Reunions of RHOSLC and RHOM. We get into that fight between Jen & Melissa & Bill's lack of response. Apparently feet are an erotic part of the body - erm, ok, Rosie. If you're a Real Housewives fan, this one is definitely for you.

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Episode 2 - The Two Franks' Sexcapades

Fri, 25 Feb 2022 15:53:25 GMT

It's just me this week... I go on rants about RHONJ, RHOSLC and RHOM. Everything from the two Franks and their sexcapades to next seasons casting of Miami.

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Episode 1 with guest Rosie!

Sun, 20 Feb 2022 14:33:44 GMT

We discuss RHONJ, RHOSLC, RHOC, RHOM. Everything from Mary M Cosby's closet organiser, has she ever been seen again, to, does Frank Catania break a lot of stuff in day to day life? He's huge! I ask Rosie to list the 5 Real Housewives she would take on an Ultimate Girls Trip - it's honestly the best cast trip and I want it to happen.

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They're Not Even Real Housewives Though Podcast Intro

Fri, 04 Feb 2022 14:31:27 GMT

Do you send messages to your friends before, during and after an episode of The Real Housewives? Me too! Welcome to my weekly therapy sessions where I share my thoughts on the latest Housewives episodes. Episode 1 dropping soon!

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