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		<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome to the podcast that answers the hard hitting questions. Do you **** with donuts? Punk rock? Reptile pet owners? Find out if we do, and how easily we can somehow turn any of these questions into a tangent about astrophysics or geopolitics. The real question is: are you ready for a podcast featuring three middle-aged cis white men? We think it's time, at long last,  to give a voice to this underrepresented community. Join us weekly for new content, and subscribe to our Patreon to support the production, as well as gain access to premium, non-podcast content.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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