The Trans-Continental Tea

Wan-tea-ing vs. Needing

Wed, 23 Jun 2021 15:57:57 GMT

At the very last possible second, it's the newest episode of the TCT! Have you ever asked yourself, listener, if that new shirt in your online cart is a need or a want? What about that compromise-or-bust relationship standard? In this week's episode, the gals analyze the concept of needs versus wants: what's really necessary? Do they NEED fine china or just want it in case The Queen shows up? Do they WANT a million dollars or does Emma NEED it to be financially stable? (We know the answer, but Emma is still in denial). Plus, two very special call-in guests ask very relevant and oddly specific questions. Get your wanted (or needed) beverage and get on over here!

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T'eas The Season of Single

Thu, 17 Jun 2021 16:52:43 GMT

Emma was fired for posting this so late. Emma was immediately re-hired because she is an integral portion of this podcast. Welcome back to another episode of the TCT! This week, the gals discuss a particular romantic experience Emma had that can only be described as...audacious (what is all men have? The Audacity). Plus, a quiz that reveals Emma's true age (spoiler: she's the crypt keeper) and Hanah's major throwback in the way of video games. Put some ice in your tea this week 'cuz it is HOT.

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The Return of Tea News

Thu, 17 Jun 2021 16:51:34 GMT

The TEAm has spoken, and Emma & Hanah have listened. Return to the Tea News newsroom as the girls bring back a fan favorite: Reactivitea. From a morbid murder birthday cake to J'lAffleck, the gals provide their obviously professional and totally not at all latent thoughts and opinions on only the most somewhat interesting celebrity and pop culture news. This is what you came for...right? Guys?? Right???

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NrEdOm EcNaMoR

Thu, 17 Jun 2021 16:49:14 GMT

No, you didn't have a stroke, the title is just backwards! Don't worry, we'll clear it up for you: today's topic is Modern Romance! Which basically means (if you're Emma), every element of modern dating that does not include any element of romance! Genitalia, STI dangers, general sadness, oh my! Plus, the reprisal of Emma's Bees and Hanah's harrowing but exciting run-in with a protest in London! Get off tinder, grab a drink, and sip!

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Get-(tea)ing Older Or Not

Thu, 27 May 2021 20:59:59 GMT

If you heard that Chris Evans professed his love to Emma over the weekend, you heard wrong. But if you heard there was a new episode of the TCT, your sources are good! This week, Emma and Hanah discuss the western cultural obsession with women aging and the societal pressures to maintain an unrealistic youthful appearance. Plus, Hanah gives us chitchat to die for and Emma wonders when Netflix will pick up her show about waiting for her (nonexistent) husband to return from war as she stares forlornly across the Atlantic. Get your libation of choice and tune in!

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Feeling Chattea

Wed, 19 May 2021 01:22:11 GMT

Like a good pun, the TCT is here to put a smile on your face and joy in your heart. This week, Emma & Hanah just chat it out and talk about whatever comes to mind because this is their podcast and, frankly, they're allowed to do what they want! The girls talk sexual freedom for women, nomadic lifestyles, medicines that literally peel your skin off, and more! Plus, Emma introduces her new celebrity bestie and Hanah re-enters the Disney+ dark side. Get your beverage of choice and pop a squat!

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Good Grief

Wed, 12 May 2021 05:46:02 GMT

Right in time for you to wake up to, it's the newest episode of the TCT! Join Emma, Hanah, and special guest Brian (Emma's cousin) as they discuss everything from new hobbies to which magical world they belong to, and of course MeN and their AuDaCiTy. On a more serious note, they talk dealing with grief and dive into what that means for loved ones, relationships, and more. Get over here with that cup of metaphorical liquid!

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Let's Talk Da-tea-ing

Wed, 05 May 2021 02:51:01 GMT

What's that? It's the TCT, back with another raving, amazing, invigorateaing episode! This week, Emma & Hanah talk that thing we all know, love, and also hate: dating. Join the gals as they give their highly-anticipated thoughts on building walls, embracing healthy change, and the general anxiety that they experience (past tense, for Hanah)in the romantic realm. Plus, Emma is solicited for sex work in the Hive and a brief discussion on Santa: real or rumor? Get that cup and saucer and pop a squat at the table!

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Stop! Don't Touch Me There! This is my No-No Square!

Wed, 28 Apr 2021 00:29:40 GMT

The TCT is back again with an episode title the girls hope you understand the reference to or else they are much older than they thought they were! This week, Emma and Hanah talk about that thing that people (read: the men Emma dates) overlook, cast aside, argue with, and generally disrespect: boundaries. The girls give personal, relatable anecdotes of their boundaries being disrespected in dating, work, and even friendships. Plus, a quiz to see how smart Emma & Hanah are (there's a math question...so...) plus another trip to the hive in Emma's Bees! Get that tea and get over here!

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Podception (...tea)

Tue, 20 Apr 2021 23:22:51 GMT

The TCT is back again with another super witty and punny title to bring you the latest and greatest content! This week, Hanah & Emma, being the podcast connoisseurs that they are, tell you what they think makes a good (and bad) podcast. Don't worry, you'll never hear an ad for any food service other than Purple Oven Mitt here! We only allow the best of the best. Plus, an unfortunate Bee in the Hive on Emma's Bees and an exciting cameo by Vanna White! Get your caffeine of choice and tune in!

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Opportuni-teas in a Post-Lockdown World

Wed, 14 Apr 2021 05:00:11 GMT

A few hours late and definitely a dollar short of poverty (for Emma, anyway), it's the TCT! This week, the gals dive into the idea of what life could be like after lockdown and COVID stop rearing their ugly heads. Will Emma and Hanah become small business owners? Do they remember social cues? Is it finally time for them to say "well, heck it!" to becoming full-blown homebodies and refusing to partake in a functioning society? Yours to find out, dear listener! Plus, the most relevant and iconic intro music to Emma's Bees to ever be found, AND the most exciting Tea Hanah has had all year. Get on over to the tea table, you!

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Even More Reactivitea

Wed, 07 Apr 2021 00:32:15 GMT

In an effort to keep things light and bubbly this week, Emma and Hanah present: their opinions! Emma and Hanah give each other blind reactions to topics specifically picked by the girls themselves. Emma remains on brand and asks Hanah to react to tweets that "ended men this week", and Hanah, also on brand, asks Emma to react to returning trends. Plus, some minor rants, a doggy date, and a teeny tiny trip to Emma's Bees. Use your new Soda Stream, get your spicy water, and get on over here!

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The One Where They Talk About Ea-tea-ing Disorders

Wed, 31 Mar 2021 02:24:11 GMT

The girls are back in a Friends-inspired title episode to talk about the oh so sensitive topic of eating disorders, which Emma & Hanah both openly are in recovery from. They introduce guest Tammy, a licensed psychologist who specializes in the area, to really get down to ED causes, coping mechanisms, and solutions. The TCT believes that taboo topics need to be discussed in an open and safe environment, but warn that it could be a trigger warning for those in the throes of their own eating disorder journey. They encourage such listeners to seek professional help and to not despair; there is a light at the end of the tunnel!

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Royaltea

Wed, 24 Mar 2021 03:12:11 GMT

Step aside, monarchs, the Queens have arrived! This week, the TCT welcomes guest podder Megan Shahroozi, host of the podcast Meg in the Morning, to dig into the juicy details surrounding the Harry and Meghan Oprah interview, as well as the girls' thoughts on the Britney conservatorship scandal. Plus, random conversation about the gals' homes state of Ohio, and their idea an Uber for...less savory deliveries. Grab that coffee/tea/whiskey and get on over here!Meg in the Morning can be found anywhere you get your podcasts, as well as on IG @meginthemorningpodcast!

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Quicktea 7: Inquisitivi-tea

Fri, 19 Mar 2021 20:24:51 GMT

Pancakes or waffles? Badminton or cricket? Laying low or defeating the bourgeoise? These are the questions that have been plaguing Emma and Hanah for weeks and finally they sit down and address their This or That preferences. Plus, which Disney villain the girls are based solely on their musical preferences. Join the TCT for a steaming cuppa with this Quicktea!

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Introvertea Extrovertea

Tue, 16 Mar 2021 23:11:59 GMT

Let us all take a moment of silence to honor the corrupted audio that would have been last week's episode...and now a round of applause for the newest, hottest, tea-est episode! You may have asked yourself, dear listener, are Emma and Hanah extroverts? Introverts? Neither? Both?! That question is answered in a series of prompts provided by our dearest Hanah. Find the information that keeps you up at night here, like what magical power they'd each choose, or the weirdest food they've ever eaten. Plus, a honey-filled hive trip to Emma's Bees (okay we lied...it's mostly disappointment).

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Boss Babe Tea

Tue, 02 Mar 2021 19:57:44 GMT

Have you ever wanted to lose control of your life and enter financial ruin? Are you looking for the fastest way to lose friends and alienate family members? Do you have no respect for personal boundaries? Then this week's TCT is just for you! Emma and Hanah dive into the world of Multi-Level Marketing (aka Pyramid) schemes and give you their semi-professional opinion on why they think MLMs are probably the absolute worst thing you could do for yourself. Plus, a special guest in Emma's Bees and a super specific and possibly targeted sponsored product! Grab that cup and get on over here!

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Oy, With The Tea Already

Wed, 24 Feb 2021 18:39:58 GMT

This week, the TCT takes a trip to Stars Hollow and discusses the show that molded Emma and Hanah as people: Gilmore Girls. Join the gals as they prove their knowledge with a GG-themed quiz (they scored 110% nbd) and contemplate the Dean/Jess/Logan dilemma. Plus, some Schitt's Creek horoscopes and a firm reminder to Emma about why dating sucks. Drink up!

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Late to the Partea

Tue, 16 Feb 2021 23:28:30 GMT

It's Tuesday, which can only mean that the time has arrived for another cup of steaming hot TCT! This week, Emma and Hanah lament the woes of beginning the stereotypical phases of life in their late twenties. From being in classes with the next generation to being out of the loop on current trends, the girls bring your their (some say expert) opinions on how to deal. Plus, Hanah brings two people together in matrimony and Emma is yet again reminded of why dating sucks. Tune in!

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tEa News Episode 2

Tue, 09 Feb 2021 21:31:24 GMT

We here at the TCT know how vital it is for our listeners to get their dose of Highly Important and Not At All Vapid News, so we bring you: tEa News...again! Emma & Hanah give their thoughts, opinions, and insights to the sordid affairs of those people whose lives are somehow considered interesting enough to make headlines. Plus, the return of Emma's catfish and special appearance by the Schitt's Creek Alphabet!

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Qualitea Relationship

Tue, 02 Feb 2021 20:51:06 GMT

The TCT heard a rumor that there are green flags to look for in relationships, so they did some digging and research and it turns out, not every relationship is toxic?? Emma & Hanah discuss the top green flags to look for in a partner, which basically means Hanah details green flags while Emma takes notes. Plus, an Emma's Bees exclusive and the return of the popular Put This In Your Bag (also known as a Reverse Mugging). Grab a cuppa and tune in!

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Reactivitea

Wed, 27 Jan 2021 22:36:41 GMT

A day late but never without a quippy comment, it's the TCT back again to provide only the highest(ish) quality content! Emma & Hanah recently learned that there are some trends that women follow that men just don't vibe with, and they're here to address them. Bonus content includes an exciting new sponsor and Emma's recent seafood experience!

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73 Questions

Wed, 20 Jan 2021 02:10:48 GMT

We know why you're here, you heard there was a new episode of the TCT. You heard right! This week, Emma & Hanah take a lighthearted approach and play 73 Questions, which is exactly what it sounds like. The girls go tit for tat answering life's most pressing questions such as, what did you eat for breakfast? What would you serve at a party? Why do you watch so much television and never go outside? Plus, an inside look into Emma's dating life and why she is the way she is. Tune in!

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Quicktea 6: Truth or Drink

Fri, 15 Jan 2021 04:25:54 GMT

Get up close and personal with Emma and Hanah on this week's (not so quick) Quicktea! Emma walks Hanah through some potentially uncomfortable scenarios and finds out if Hanah is willing to answer, plus some word association and a Wildcard question round! Grab a chair, and get ready to sip!

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The Opinionsode

Tue, 12 Jan 2021 23:35:03 GMT

You might be asking yourself, listener, what do Emma & Hanah think of hot, current topics? What are their thoughts? How do they feel? Ask no more, listener, because this week's TCT is all about that thing we all have that no one asks for: an opinion! Plus, updates from the Hive in Emma's Bees, sass from Hanah's husband, and so much more! It's time to sip!

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Try This On For Mid-Size

Wed, 06 Jan 2021 02:10:53 GMT

With the new year comes a new episode of the TCT! This week, Hanah and Emma dive into the trials, tribulations, and triumphs of being in the mid-size style category. What qualifies as mid-size? Why do clothing sizes vary so wildly? Why don't ALL jeans use elastic? Snag a cuppa and tune in!

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Quicktea 5: tEa News

Thu, 31 Dec 2020 17:44:51 GMT

Take some time out of your busy NYE schedule for this teeny tiny sip! In this week's Quicktea, Emma and Hanah dedicate some airtime to pop culture: what do they think about Taylor Swift's plethora of easter eggs in her new album? How do they feel about a "The Office" reboot? Will they be able to say enough about how out of touch celebrities are with Covid? All this and more!

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New Year, New Tea

Tue, 29 Dec 2020 22:17:18 GMT

Get out your Dream Boards and get ready for a new episode of the TCT! This week, Emma & Hanah give their thoughts on New Years Resolutions. Are they setting you up for success or failure? Do you have to set them in order to achieve a goal? Will Emma be able to make one to keep her houseplants alive? Get out your cups and let them pour you some tea!

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Red Flags: My Spirit Animal Is A Bull

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 00:24:57 GMT

Hide your fine china, because Emma & Hanah are coming at you full steam ahead with Red Flags! On this week's episode, the gals discuss the biggest red flags they've ignored in the hopes that you, the wiser/smarter listener, will not make the same mistakes and avoid potential heartache and/or expensive insurance claims after the charging bull wrecks your business. Get your beverage of choice ready and prepare to sip!

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Quicktea 4: Your Roaring Twenteas

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 23:19:58 GMT

Growing up: we all gotta do it sooner or later. Emma & Hanah know that navigating your later years (read: your twenties) can be difficult and confusing with seasonly inappropriate fashion choices, poor financial reasoning, and dating someone's potential. That's why in this episode, they each bring you the top five things they've learned since turning 25. Listen in on this smaller but still just as thirst-quenching sip!

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Instagramification

Wed, 16 Dec 2020 00:12:52 GMT

That's not a Punk Rock Band's alternative Christmas album in your stocking, it's Emma & Hanah back with another episode of the TCT! This week, they dive into the Sosh (that's what the cool kids call Social Media): how do they feel about it? How do they use it? How many social media trends can they deal with before they lose their actual minds? Get your cup, grab your saucer, and sip!

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The Weddingsode

Wed, 09 Dec 2020 00:40:14 GMT

Here comes the bride...and a new episode of the TCT! On this week's episode, Emma & Hanah dive into that day that most girls (i.e. Emma) fantasize about their whole lives: their wedding day! From the cuisine to the locale, and a dash of sidebar discussions mostly unrelated to the topic, get your tea and prepare to sip!

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Quicktea 3: The Home Edit

Sat, 05 Dec 2020 03:25:10 GMT

Alright alright, guys, relax. We're back for another Quicktea! From Scandinavian wood inspiration to folding your home life in with another person, Emma & Hanah bring you all things home decor and design!

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Finding A Bigger Pot To Grow In

Tue, 01 Dec 2020 23:49:36 GMT

Is that a podcast in your pocket, or are you just happy to see us? Welcome back to another highly anticipated episode of the TCT! This week, sit and sip with Hanah and Emma as they dive into the discussion on outgrowing people. How do you handle it? What does it feel like? All this and more! Special thanks to Schitt's Creek for the title reference.

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Quicktea 2: Gobble Gobble, Happy Holidays, etc.

Wed, 25 Nov 2020 01:08:44 GMT

Swap out that tea for some turkey and join us for another Quicktea! Emma & Hanah are busy burning Thanksgiving dinners so instead of a full-length episode, they're sharing their holiday traditions and go-tos! From Tom Cruise stealing their trees to controversial carol opinions, you'll love to sip on this!

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Quicktea 1: Best-Kept Girls' Secrets

Thu, 19 Nov 2020 22:31:33 GMT

Just when you thought it couldn't get any better, we bring you: Quickteas! New minisodes every Thursday! This week, Emma and & Hanah spill the dirty deets on all the things your girlfriends will never tell you. Take note, guys and gals!

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Small Towns, Big Moves

Tue, 17 Nov 2020 18:32:42 GMT

It's Tuesday, and that can only mean one thing: a brand spankin' new episode of the TCTea! Have you ever wanted to pack up and move somewhere completely different? That big city, quiet plot of land, or even a different country? Emma & Hanah walk you through how they made big moves to their dream cities. Plus, deets on every Hallmark holiday movie trope to ever exist and an exciting new sponsor!

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Americans in Paris

Wed, 11 Nov 2020 04:42:29 GMT

I have SO much to say about this podcast episode. Welcome to another TCT! Grab a mug and sit down with Emma and Hanah! This week we talk all things travel: ignorant tourists, questionable fashion choices, and the importance of comfortable walking shoes.

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Body PositiviTea

Tue, 03 Nov 2020 20:59:37 GMT

Didn't you hear? It's time for another cuppa with Emma & Hanah and this week's The Trans-Continental Tea! Join the gals as they lament the dumbest things they've done for beauty and their thoughts and experiences with the Body Positivity movement. Pros, cons, and everything in-between, grab your mugs and take a seat!

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The Trans-Continental Tea Ep.3

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 22:39:19 GMT

It's that time of the week, again. That's right, it's time to sit and sip with Emma and Hanah as they discuss the tragic Pumpkin Spice famine and men who can't take the hint. They get up close and personal about the dirty deed: Let's talk about sex, baby.

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The Trans-Continental Tea Ep.2

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 19:26:20 GMT

Is he REALLY leaving the country or is he just letting you down easy?How do you get the lingerer to leave your house after a date?All this and more on this week's TCT!Emma and Hanah lament Dating in the Digital Age. They rehash their worst dating app experiences and give you the top tips and tricks in using apps so you know what to look for.

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The Trans-Continental Tea Ep.1

Tue, 13 Oct 2020 21:11:13 GMT

Join Emma and Hanah as they sit down and talk achieving the perfect liquid line and as they spill the metaphorical tea. This week's topic: Frenvy - Friend Envy. What it is, what it looks like, and how to deal with it.

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