Transplaining with Jordan Gray

Jordan Gray & Jen Ives

Thu, 17 Aug 2023 06:52:52 GMT

No, you're eyes do not deceive you. Jordan is joined by her namesake, American comedian Jordan Gray, who poses questions about pre-determinism and musical instruments. Helping our Jordan deal with them is comedian Jen Ives.

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Jenny Ryan & Alasdair Beckett-King

Thu, 10 Aug 2023 09:08:19 GMT

Jenny 'The Vixen' Ryan puts questions to Jordan and Alasdair Beckett-King about the purpose of art and chewing fingernails. The trio also take audience questions about scenic views, lego houses and FOMO.

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Maisie Adam & Sam Duckworth

Thu, 03 Aug 2023 11:47:24 GMT

Comedian Maisie Adam and musician Sam Duckworth - AKA Get Cape, Wear Cape, Fly - join Jordan to ruminate over capitalism, pro-wrestling, intelligence, guitars and golf terminology.

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Lou Sanders & Matt Price

Thu, 27 Jul 2023 16:01:36 GMT

The wonderful Lou Sanders joins us via the miracles of technology to ask questions about repeating histories and what we're all available for price-wise. Matt, meanwhile, reveals himself to have been a thwarted champion skateboarder in his youth, which takes everyone by surprise!

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James Barr & Eshaan Akbar

Thu, 20 Jul 2023 20:12:10 GMT

The brilliant comic and actor Eshaan Akbar joins Jordan to assist in answering questions about selfishness and birds. We also deal with audience queries about poisonous foods, the golden ratio and free lunches.

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Jake Lambert & Laura Smyth

Thu, 13 Jul 2023 09:42:22 GMT

Jordan and co-host for the day Laura Smyth deal with questions from the brilliant Jake Lambert about the internet and being raised by animals. We also have listener queries about euphemisms and phobias.

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Vicky Alcock & Brennan Reece

Thu, 06 Jul 2023 08:12:21 GMT

The wonderful actor Vicky Alcock joins Jordan and co-host Brennan Reece to ask questions about accents and cartoons. We also have listener questions regarding bats, moonwalking and conspiracy theories.

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Jordan Brookes & Huge Davies

Thu, 29 Jun 2023 09:39:59 GMT

Three pals lock horns, as Huge Davies joins Jordan to answer questions from Jordan Brookes about fame and cats. We also have listener questions about a John Lennon song and the Marvel Comic Universe.

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Stu Goldsmith & Kuan-Wen Huang

Thu, 22 Jun 2023 07:01:14 GMT

In a brilliantly scattergun episode, Stu Goldsmith asks Jordan and Kuan-Wen Huang questions about the nature of time and pattern-spotting. We also have audience questions about dominoes, coincidence and volcanoes.

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Isy Suttie & Fiona Allen

Thu, 15 Jun 2023 10:35:06 GMT

The wonderful Isy Suttie joins Jordan to answer questions from Fiona Allen - star and co-writer of the seminal sketch show, Smack The Pony, who is taking her show On The Run to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Fiona wants to know about black holes and soft drinks, while listeners have queries about chat-up lines and the secret to success.

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Lauren Layfield & Lara Ricote

Thu, 08 Jun 2023 06:53:48 GMT

Broadcaster Lauren Layfield has a couple of corking questions about AI and existential dread, which Jordan and her co-host for the week Lara Ricote attempt to Transplain. We also have questions from listeners about supermarket fridges and the colours of the Earth. Bizarrely, the saddest place to masturbate is up for consideration too.

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Gail Porter & Michelle De Swarte

Thu, 01 Jun 2023 12:10:34 GMT

Our special guest Gail Porter poses questions about deja-vu and hairnets to Jordan and her co-host - the comedian and actress Michelle De Swarte - as we return in fine style for Season 2. The listeners are on excellent form too, with questions about love, pickled onions, pyramids, and the heaviness of animals.

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Stevie Martin & Emmanuel Sonubi

Thu, 30 Mar 2023 12:58:02 GMT

Stevie brings Jordan and Emmanuel questions about the afterlife and crabs, while our lovely listeners want to know about embarrassment, perfection and Zombie movies. This leads to a frankly bizarre conversation about the movie It Follows. Jordan also does her impression of a squid.

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Suzi Ruffell & Katie Pritchard

Thu, 23 Mar 2023 11:05:36 GMT

We have a question from Suzi about how to provide a brighter future for her daughter, and also one tomatoes, while listeners want to know about spider webs, snow and the infinite monkey theory. Katie provides Jordan with support in her transplanations.

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Strippers In The Attic

Thu, 16 Mar 2023 08:02:12 GMT

Buffy & Heaven (AKA hosts of the brilliant Strippers In The Attic podcast) join Jordan to ask a big question about doppelgangers and a small question about horoscopes. They also deal with listener queries about nightclubbing, promiscuous animals and pacifism.

PLEASE NOTE THIS EPISODE CONTAINS VERY STRONG LANGUAGE AND ADULT THEMES THROUGHOUT

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Harriet Kemsley & Dinesh Nathan

Thu, 09 Mar 2023 09:19:13 GMT

Dinesh has questions about allergies and small confectionary, which Jordan and Harriet do their very best to answer coherently. Our listeners, meanwhile, want to know about Pyrrhic victories, Guess Who and cartoon worlds.

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Daniel Foxx & Rich Wilson

Thu, 02 Mar 2023 08:56:32 GMT

Daniel tests Jordan and returning co-host Rich with questions about immortality and Percy Pig, while listeners want to know about wasps, nuclear war and pleasing smells. We also find out the unlikely way Cleopatra sought gratification from bees ...

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Ria Lina & Josh Jones

Thu, 23 Feb 2023 07:48:40 GMT

In the latest episode, the hilarious Josh Jones has questions about consensual relationships with vampires and the origins of his beloved gravy. Jordan and Ria do their best to answer them, along with listener questions about original thoughts, hairy animals and solar energy

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Bec Hill & Thanyia Moore

Thu, 16 Feb 2023 09:22:42 GMT

Bec Hill pops the questions to Jordan and co-host Thanyia, which in this instance relate to time travel and hiccups. They also answer listeners' queries about pigeons, missiles, champagne and dog hair!

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Russell Kane and Ross McGrane

Thu, 09 Feb 2023 09:26:10 GMT

Jordan, Ross and Russell get stuck into a big question about the ageing process and a small question about the gender identity of male seahorses. They also discuss self-destructing smartphones, resealable packaging, symmetry in nature and alien sex toys. PLEASE NOTE THIS EPISODE CONTAINS VERY STRONG LANGUAGE THROUGHOUT

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Seann Walsh & Ali James

Thu, 02 Feb 2023 07:00:24 GMT

Fresh from the Jungle, Seann Walsh ponders his environmental footprint, along with that of humanity as a whole, and whether our collective stomping constitutes virulence. Jordan and Ali do their very best to reassure him, while also dealing with his concerns about bean bags and bread bins. As always, your questions form the central pillar of the show, with queries about sauces versus condiments and bricks.

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With Rosie Holt & Reuben Kaye

Thu, 26 Jan 2023 09:17:03 GMT

Jordan and Rosie answer a big and a small question from Reuben relating to privacy and Avatar - with typically surreal conclusions drawn. Among them: don't write your PIN on your penis before sharing a picture of it (in the interests of data protection) and that a good place to get some peace and quiet is in the backside of a sea cucumber. They also deal with you queries about eye masks, the seven deadly sins and the irresistible force paradox. PLEASE NOTE THIS EPISODE CONTAINS VERY STRONG LANGUAGE.

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Rachel Parris & Robert Diament

Thu, 19 Jan 2023 18:55:52 GMT

Gallerist and art-loving podcaster Robert Diament puts Jordan and co-host Rachel Parris to the test with a big question about mucky seas and a small question about extraterrestrial cats. We also deal with listener questions relating to doors versus wheels, skincare and octopuses

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With Sikisa & Carl Donnelly

Thu, 12 Jan 2023 07:57:00 GMT

Comedians Sikisa and Carl Donnelly join Jordan in the Transplaining studio, with Carl posing questions about the future of humanity and fruit. They also discuss wrestling, undone flies, aggressive monkeys and the nature of altruism. PLEASE BE AWARE. THIS EPISODE CONTAINS VERY STRONG LANGUAGE

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With Francesca Mills & Mark Simmons

Thu, 05 Jan 2023 07:00:09 GMT

Transplaining returns in 2023 with a corker, as actor Francesca Mills and king of the one-liner Mark Simmons join Jordan to shoot the breeze. Fran has a big question about bullying and a small question about plants which are dealt with in typically surreal fashion. Mark, meanwhile, brings jokes - lots of jokes. PLEASE NOTE THIS EPISODE CONTAINS VERY STRONG LANGUAGE

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With Emmanuel Sonubi & Jameela Jamil

Thu, 15 Dec 2022 12:17:21 GMT

Oh my, are we starstruck on Transplaining this week, as a bone fide Marvel supervillain joins us all the way from LA. Huge thanks to Jameela - aka She Hulk's nemesis Titania - for getting up at the crack of dawn to pose her big and small question to Jordan and Emmanuel. No subject is off limits, from farting in front of lovers and masturbating toys, to depositing laptops in rivers and working out how we all get along just that little bit better. Jameela is a joy, and this is not to be missed.

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With Sooz Kempner & Tom Lucy

Thu, 08 Dec 2022 06:57:27 GMT

We discuss the nature of identity and how to leave parties efficiently on the latest episode of Transplaining, as comedian Tom Lucy puts his big and small questions to Jordan and her guest co-host, Sooz Kempner. They also play a game, devised by Jordan's dad, called Is It A Bird - which is sure to be snapped up by a TV production company immediately.

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With Ruby Clyde & Ali Plumb

Thu, 01 Dec 2022 09:07:01 GMT

Ruby Clyde co-hosts with Jordan as they attempt to answer one big and one small question brought to the table by Radio 1 & 1 Xtra film critic, Ali Plumb. Suffice to say Ali literally has a lot on his mind - especially when it comes to Christmas chocolate. There's also a special guest appearance from Scroobius Pip, who is having issues with his fence.

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With Ross McGrane, John Oakes & Esther Manito

Thu, 24 Nov 2022 08:25:29 GMT

It's a case of one in, one out this week, as John Oakes and Esther Manito mysteriously fail to coincide. Ross McGrane is ever-present, however, and helps Jordan transplain big and small questions about the universe and cosmetics. We also deal with audience questions relating to penguins, pizza and human evolution.

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With Sarah Keyworth & Scroobius Pip

Thu, 17 Nov 2022 07:48:05 GMT

Jordan deals with a big and small question from actor, rapper, podcaster and merchandise king, Scroobius Pip from a position of very little specific knowledge, with the aid of comedian Sarah Keyworth. In the midst of their hypothesising, unexpected mutual obsessions emerge relating to obscure pop-cultural gadgets, James Acaster and Taylor Swift. They also talk zombies, the art of showering, The Sims and rice, which Pip reveals himself to be something of an expert in.

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With Rich Wilson & Richard Herring

Thu, 10 Nov 2022 06:00:36 GMT

King of the Emergency Question Richard Herring joins Jordan in the latest episode of Transplaining - testing to the max her ability to answer a big and small query on subjects about which she knows, well, little. Richard is curious to learn more about a serious existential concern for any parent, and has a rather more scatological line of inquiry relating to paranormal anatomy. Thankfully, Jordan is not alone in her attempts to Transplain these pressing matters, with guest co-host Rich Wilson lending support. PLEASE NOTE THIS EPISODE SCURRILOUS RUMOURS ABOUT SANTA THAT YOUNG CHILDREN MAY NOT WISH TO HEAR!

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With Jodie Mitchell & Paul Sinha

Thu, 03 Nov 2022 06:00:21 GMT

Paul ‘The Sinnerman’ Sinha joins Jordan in the Transplaining Studio to pose his big and small questions, which she attempts to answer with the help of comedian Jodie Mitchell. You may be slightly alarmed by their pessimistic conclusion when it comes to one of Paul’s queries, which broadly speaking concerns the end of the world as we know it. They also discuss a decadent pursuit and have a crack at your teasers about bedsheets, Batman and Smurfs ...

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With Sophie Duker & Nish Kumar

Thu, 27 Oct 2022 11:18:19 GMT

In the first ever episode of Transplaining, Jordan Gray answers a big and a small question from Nish Kumar, with the assistance of guest co-host Sophie Duker. Minestrone, Norway bursting into flames and saucy Harry Potter fan fiction form part of the unlikely solutions to Nish’s queries relating to climate change and football. Jordan also deals with your questions - with a slutty pig featuring prominently in the handling of one particular correspondence about Halloween costumes.

Please be aware this podcast discusses adult themes and includes swearing.

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Transplaining - What's It All About, Jordan?

Thu, 20 Oct 2022 16:19:40 GMT

Very exciting news to report! The inimitable Jordan Gray has a brand spanking new podcast on the horizon. It’s called Transplaining - and here she is to tell you all about it …

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