60 acast.com Tuna Sandwich https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich en Rachel Barrett space,absurd,comedy,improv,science,paranormal,surreal,ghosts,nature,kinky,cult Rachel Barrett Listen to it with your cats, or leave it on for your plants, and whilst you're at it, rub some viagra on your plants too.


finalist COMEDY: Australian Podcast Awards (2024).

runner-up COMEDY GOLD: International Women's Podcast Awards. (2024)

Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival (2024): THE TUNA SANDWICH EXPERIENCE.


Hosted by Rach @elfymama

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]]> Listen to it with your cats, or leave it on for your plants, and whilst you're at it, rub some viagra on your plants too.


finalist COMEDY: Australian Podcast Awards (2024).

runner-up COMEDY GOLD: International Women's Podcast Awards. (2024)

Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival (2024): THE TUNA SANDWICH EXPERIENCE.


Hosted by Rach @elfymama

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]]> true Rachel Barrett elfymama@gmail.com 64a761e3997c500011952147 tuna-sandwich serial https://assets.pippa.io/shows/64a761e3997c500011952147/1725399757776-70c20a6a-ff52-4c3c-9a0d-f5e750725627.jpeg https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich Tuna Sandwich PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE Sun, 29 Jun 2025 19:55:00 GMT 4:36 685a0f1e7cd58072a5ce917f true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/pigeonhole 685a0f1e7cd58072a5ce917f 64a761e3997c500011952147 pigeonhole full 2 53 Hello, you’ve reached Tuna Sandwich, I’m not here to take your call, please leave a message after the beep…


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you know what song is stuck in my head.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will make sure the airport library is fully stocked.. yay!


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]]> Hello, you’ve reached Tuna Sandwich, I’m not here to take your call, please leave a message after the beep…


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you know what song is stuck in my head.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will make sure the airport library is fully stocked.. yay!


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]]> <![CDATA[UNA ANDWICH'S DVD REVIEWS: pretty woman]]> Sat, 28 Jun 2025 19:55:00 GMT 12:24 685a11fc4a2d8b8b515d886d true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/una-andwichs-dvd-reviews-pretty-woman 685a11fc4a2d8b8b515d886d 64a761e3997c500011952147 una-andwichs-dvd-reviews-pretty-woman full 2 52 Una Andwich is here to tell you about this DVD, then she is deciding who from the DVD she is going to f*ck, marry, or kill... then... she will make her judgement and write her DVD Review.....


THIS IS PRETTY WOMAN DVD REVIEW.


Slide into my DMs and tell me what DVD's you would like Una to review... @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and teach you about the correct usage of cutlery... yay!


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]]> Una Andwich is here to tell you about this DVD, then she is deciding who from the DVD she is going to f*ck, marry, or kill... then... she will make her judgement and write her DVD Review.....


THIS IS PRETTY WOMAN DVD REVIEW.


Slide into my DMs and tell me what DVD's you would like Una to review... @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and teach you about the correct usage of cutlery... yay!


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]]> THE WEREWOLF... returns.. THE WEREWOLF... returns.. Fri, 27 Jun 2025 19:55:00 GMT 11:10 685a126e4a2d8b8b515d9d92 true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/the-werewolf-returns 685a126e4a2d8b8b515d9d92 64a761e3997c500011952147 the-werewolf-returns full 2 51 Gary The Werewolf is back to tell us more about his life as a contemporary werewolf living in a modern world...


Slide into my DMs and tell me what documentaries you have been watching.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will take you to the park.. yay!


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]]> Gary The Werewolf is back to tell us more about his life as a contemporary werewolf living in a modern world...


Slide into my DMs and tell me what documentaries you have been watching.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will take you to the park.. yay!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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]]> SEXCULT: on holiday SEXCULT: on holiday Thu, 26 Jun 2025 19:55:00 GMT 4:43 6822c859986466935dfe6e49 true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/sexcult-on-holiday 6822c859986466935dfe6e49 64a761e3997c500011952147 sexcult-on-holiday full 2 50 Listen up worms... we are going on a trip! pack your cursed talismans, check your planetary alignments, and don't forget your SPF lube..


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you enjoy sex on the beach.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you a travel sized altar kit.. yay!


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]]> Listen up worms... we are going on a trip! pack your cursed talismans, check your planetary alignments, and don't forget your SPF lube..


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you enjoy sex on the beach.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you a travel sized altar kit.. yay!


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]]> PLUTO: heart shaped glacier PLUTO: heart shaped glacier Wed, 25 Jun 2025 19:55:00 GMT 10:48 6822c837043ee33ab6bcdb86 true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/pluto-heart-shaped-glacier 6822c837043ee33ab6bcdb86 64a761e3997c500011952147 pluto-heart-shaped-glacier full 2 49 Pluto reminds us that the universe owes us nothing, no comfort, no meaning, and yet it still sends us postcards from the outer rims of Uranus.


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you are trying to make sense of the chaos.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will hold you as we orbit through the coldness of the void.


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]]> Pluto reminds us that the universe owes us nothing, no comfort, no meaning, and yet it still sends us postcards from the outer rims of Uranus.


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you are trying to make sense of the chaos.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will hold you as we orbit through the coldness of the void.


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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]]> <![CDATA[UNA ANDWICH'S DVD REVIEWS: jaws]]> Tue, 24 Jun 2025 19:55:49 GMT 9:50 6822c7fb986466935dfe5daf true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/una-andwichs-dvd-reviews-jaws 6822c7fb986466935dfe5daf 64a761e3997c500011952147 una-andwichs-dvd-reviews-jaws full 2 48 Una Andwich is here to tell you about this DVD, then she is deciding who from the DVD she is going to f*ck, marry, or kill... then... she will make her judgement and write her DVD Review.....


THIS IS JAWS DVD REVIEW.


Slide into my DMs and tell me what DVD's you would like Una to review... @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and bathe in the mysteries of the feminine unknown with you.


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]]> Una Andwich is here to tell you about this DVD, then she is deciding who from the DVD she is going to f*ck, marry, or kill... then... she will make her judgement and write her DVD Review.....


THIS IS JAWS DVD REVIEW.


Slide into my DMs and tell me what DVD's you would like Una to review... @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and bathe in the mysteries of the feminine unknown with you.


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]]> LIVE FROM THE LOUNGE: submissionary LIVE FROM THE LOUNGE: submissionary Mon, 23 Jun 2025 19:55:00 GMT 4:12 6822c76e8c558ca64ad8cd05 true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/live-from-the-lounge-submissionary 6822c76e8c558ca64ad8cd05 64a761e3997c500011952147 live-from-the-lounge-submissionary full 2 47 YOU HAVE NO NAME

NO PLACE TO RUN 

WHAT BEGINS NOW CAN NEVER BE UNDONE


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you will silence the lie.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will open up your eyes...


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]]> YOU HAVE NO NAME

NO PLACE TO RUN 

WHAT BEGINS NOW CAN NEVER BE UNDONE


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you will silence the lie.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will open up your eyes...


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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]]> LOBSTER ROLL destiny LOBSTER ROLL destiny Sun, 22 Jun 2025 19:55:00 GMT 9:13 6822c747365a6906d3947c61 true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/lobster-roll-destiny 6822c747365a6906d3947c61 64a761e3997c500011952147 lobster-roll-destiny full 2 46 IT'S YOUR FAVOURITE SHOW! IT'S LOBSTER ROLL!


It's time to embrace your destiny, and get that hot piece to be your Mr (or Mrs) Lobster Roll..


This episode is supported by Shower Pals so you can get clean after a dirty night out..


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have a special someone with an impressive side dong on display.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I help you make a choice in this life, to leave the darkness of the void behind, and smash any obstacles that stand in your way.. yay!


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]]> IT'S YOUR FAVOURITE SHOW! IT'S LOBSTER ROLL!


It's time to embrace your destiny, and get that hot piece to be your Mr (or Mrs) Lobster Roll..


This episode is supported by Shower Pals so you can get clean after a dirty night out..


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have a special someone with an impressive side dong on display.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I help you make a choice in this life, to leave the darkness of the void behind, and smash any obstacles that stand in your way.. yay!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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]]> THE BREATH OF GOD THE BREATH OF GOD Sat, 21 Jun 2025 19:55:00 GMT 6:55 6822c713986466935dfe2d94 true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/the-breath-of-god 6822c713986466935dfe2d94 64a761e3997c500011952147 the-breath-of-god full 2 45 carving possibility from ruin... every heartbeat, every fleeting thought owes its existence to a world that began in fire...


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have almost choked to death on a mandarin.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and remind you of your insignificance... yay!


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]]> carving possibility from ruin... every heartbeat, every fleeting thought owes its existence to a world that began in fire...


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have almost choked to death on a mandarin.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and remind you of your insignificance... yay!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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]]> <![CDATA[LAW & ORDER: missing t-shirt ]]> Fri, 20 Jun 2025 19:55:00 GMT 4:45 6822c6e8ca7273465261d83d true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/law-order-missing-t-shirt 6822c6e8ca7273465261d83d 64a761e3997c500011952147 law-order-missing-t-shirt full 2 44 POLICE REPORT


Incident Type: Theft


Summary: my favourite shirt is missing!!!


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have been involved in a crime.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you jeans that disintegrate off your body... yay!


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]]> POLICE REPORT


Incident Type: Theft


Summary: my favourite shirt is missing!!!


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have been involved in a crime.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you jeans that disintegrate off your body... yay!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett



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]]> SEXCULT: upcoming events SEXCULT: upcoming events Thu, 19 Jun 2025 19:55:00 GMT 6:03 6822c6c18c558ca64ad897f5 true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/sexcult-upcoming-events 6822c6c18c558ca64ad897f5 64a761e3997c500011952147 sexcult-upcoming-events full 2 43 Listen up worms.... we have some important upcoming events to start the New Cult Year.... make sure you wear your new chains to the bonfire... see you at The Punishing this evening..


Slide into my DMs and tell me who you are bringing to the feast of Other & Potential You's.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you some fresh new chains to rattle around in.. yay!


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]]> Listen up worms.... we have some important upcoming events to start the New Cult Year.... make sure you wear your new chains to the bonfire... see you at The Punishing this evening..


Slide into my DMs and tell me who you are bringing to the feast of Other & Potential You's.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you some fresh new chains to rattle around in.. yay!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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]]> <![CDATA[UNA ANDWICH'S DVD REVIEWS: poltergeist]]> Wed, 18 Jun 2025 19:55:00 GMT 12:08 6822c65e986466935dfe0f6d true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/una-andwichs-dvd-reviews-poltergeist 6822c65e986466935dfe0f6d 64a761e3997c500011952147 una-andwichs-dvd-reviews-poltergeist full 2 42 Una Andwich is here to tell you about this DVD, then she is deciding who from the DVD she is going to f*ck, marry, or kill... then... she will make her judgement and write her DVD Review.....


THIS IS POLTERGEIST DVD REVIEW.


Slide into my DMs and tell me what DVD's you would like Una to review... @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and speak into the void of the static to find you and bring you back into this realm of reality where you belong.


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]]> Una Andwich is here to tell you about this DVD, then she is deciding who from the DVD she is going to f*ck, marry, or kill... then... she will make her judgement and write her DVD Review.....


THIS IS POLTERGEIST DVD REVIEW.


Slide into my DMs and tell me what DVD's you would like Una to review... @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and speak into the void of the static to find you and bring you back into this realm of reality where you belong.


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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]]> OXYGEN we are over OXYGEN we are over Tue, 17 Jun 2025 19:55:00 GMT 8:04 6822c690365a6906d39460b9 true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/oxygen-we-are-over 6822c690365a6906d39460b9 64a761e3997c500011952147 oxygen-we-are-over full 2 41 Oxygen is like that boyfriend who's super clingy but tries to play it cool. It’s always hovering around, waiting for a chance to bind to your hemoglobin... but we're done here. It's OVER oxygen.


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you are in a codependent relationship you can't get out of.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will give you a 25% discount coupon for ANYTIME CHAINSAWS.. rannggg annngggg annnggggg anngggggg


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]]> Oxygen is like that boyfriend who's super clingy but tries to play it cool. It’s always hovering around, waiting for a chance to bind to your hemoglobin... but we're done here. It's OVER oxygen.


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you are in a codependent relationship you can't get out of.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will give you a 25% discount coupon for ANYTIME CHAINSAWS.. rannggg annngggg annnggggg anngggggg


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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]]> THE GREATEST LOVE STORY EVER TOLD THE GREATEST LOVE STORY EVER TOLD Mon, 16 Jun 2025 19:55:00 GMT 8:08 6822c62aca727346526180b3 true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/the-greatest-love-story-ever-told 6822c62aca727346526180b3 64a761e3997c500011952147 the-greatest-love-story-ever-told full 2 40 We need to talk about Rachel.......


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have a sexy cousin you'd like to bang.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come to your wedding and make sure you are marrying the right woman.. yay!


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]]> We need to talk about Rachel.......


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have a sexy cousin you'd like to bang.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come to your wedding and make sure you are marrying the right woman.. yay!


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]]> <![CDATA[UNA ANDWICH'S DVD REVIEWS: the mummy]]> Sun, 15 Jun 2025 19:55:00 GMT 9:09 6822c2fd365a6906d393b20f true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/una-andwichs-dvd-reviews-the-mummy 6822c2fd365a6906d393b20f 64a761e3997c500011952147 una-andwichs-dvd-reviews-the-mummy full 2 39 Una Andwich is here to tell you about this DVD, then she is deciding who from the DVD she is going to f*ck, marry, or kill... then... she will make her judgement and write her DVD Review.....


THIS IS THE MUMMY DVD REVIEW.


Slide into my DMs and tell me what DVD's you would like Una to review... @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and save you from the wrathful hand of the opressor.


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]]> Una Andwich is here to tell you about this DVD, then she is deciding who from the DVD she is going to f*ck, marry, or kill... then... she will make her judgement and write her DVD Review.....


THIS IS THE MUMMY DVD REVIEW.


Slide into my DMs and tell me what DVD's you would like Una to review... @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and save you from the wrathful hand of the opressor.


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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]]> NOT ALL RAVENS NOT ALL RAVENS Sat, 14 Jun 2025 19:55:00 GMT 27:31 6822c4ec365a6906d394178b true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/not-all-ravens 6822c4ec365a6906d394178b 64a761e3997c500011952147 not-all-ravens full 2 38 Terry Raven joins us LIVE FROM THE BRANCH, to give us a contemporary view of what it's like being a Raven in a world that doesn't even know your name...


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have been involved in a craven mating ritual in a dark carpark at the end of the night .. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will give you not one, not two, but three prophecies... yay!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Terry Raven wrangled by Duncan Fellows

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]]> Terry Raven joins us LIVE FROM THE BRANCH, to give us a contemporary view of what it's like being a Raven in a world that doesn't even know your name...


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have been involved in a craven mating ritual in a dark carpark at the end of the night .. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will give you not one, not two, but three prophecies... yay!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Terry Raven wrangled by Duncan Fellows

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]]> LIVE FROM THE LOUNGE: arsenic poisoning LIVE FROM THE LOUNGE: arsenic poisoning Fri, 13 Jun 2025 19:55:00 GMT 7:52 6822c2cf043ee33ab6bbe4e1 true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/live-from-the-lounge-arsenic-poisoning 6822c2cf043ee33ab6bbe4e1 64a761e3997c500011952147 live-from-the-lounge-arsenic-poisoning full 2 37 Question: how many lunchboxes full of tabouli salad is too much?? and what does this have to do with the self defence mechanisms that plants have evolved to poison and destroy us with?


Slide into my DMs and tell me what surprise you had in a doctors office.... @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will sew you a dress or something.. yay!


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]]> Question: how many lunchboxes full of tabouli salad is too much?? and what does this have to do with the self defence mechanisms that plants have evolved to poison and destroy us with?


Slide into my DMs and tell me what surprise you had in a doctors office.... @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will sew you a dress or something.. yay!


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]]> WITHIN THE PINES WITHIN THE PINES Thu, 12 Jun 2025 19:55:00 GMT 8:08 6822c5948c558ca64ad86768 true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/within-the-pines 6822c5948c558ca64ad86768 64a761e3997c500011952147 within-the-pines full 2 36 Pine trees are among the oldest living plants on earth, they were here before the Dinosaurs, they can survive ice ages, and the shifting of continents.. but can the pine tree survive being a guest on Tuna Sandwich??


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have a symbiotic relationship with mushrooms.... @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will shiver the whole night through....


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]]> Pine trees are among the oldest living plants on earth, they were here before the Dinosaurs, they can survive ice ages, and the shifting of continents.. but can the pine tree survive being a guest on Tuna Sandwich??


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have a symbiotic relationship with mushrooms.... @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will shiver the whole night through....


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]]> ONLY TUNA SANDWICH ONLY TUNA SANDWICH Wed, 11 Jun 2025 19:55:00 GMT 7:42 6822c574ca72734652612dce true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/only-tuna-sandwich 6822c574ca72734652612dce 64a761e3997c500011952147 only-tuna-sandwich full 2 35 PORN!! what is it good for?? well, lots of things actually....Porn revolutionised the world.. but it hasn't revolutionised the humble podcast.. until now..


welcome to ....Only Tuna Sandwich... where the clothes are on the floor, the shower is steamy, and moisturiser demands to be rubbed into all the places.


Slide into my DMs and tell me what technological advancement you benefit from daily thanks to porn.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will record another Only Tuna Sandwich episode especially for you.. yay!


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]]> PORN!! what is it good for?? well, lots of things actually....Porn revolutionised the world.. but it hasn't revolutionised the humble podcast.. until now..


welcome to ....Only Tuna Sandwich... where the clothes are on the floor, the shower is steamy, and moisturiser demands to be rubbed into all the places.


Slide into my DMs and tell me what technological advancement you benefit from daily thanks to porn.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will record another Only Tuna Sandwich episode especially for you.. yay!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett



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]]> <![CDATA[UNA ANDWICH'S DVD REVIEWS: overboard]]> Tue, 10 Jun 2025 19:55:00 GMT 9:00 6822c5c0986466935dfdf647 true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/una-andwichs-dvd-reviews-overboard 6822c5c0986466935dfdf647 64a761e3997c500011952147 una-andwichs-dvd-reviews-overboard full 2 34 Una Andwich is here to tell you about this DVD, then she is deciding who from the DVD she is going to f*ck, marry, or kill... then... she will make her judgement and write her DVD Review.....


THIS IS OVERBOARD DVD REVIEW.


Slide into my DMs and tell me what DVD's you would like Una to review... @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will rescue you from a shallow grave and gently remind you WHO YOU ARE


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]]> Una Andwich is here to tell you about this DVD, then she is deciding who from the DVD she is going to f*ck, marry, or kill... then... she will make her judgement and write her DVD Review.....


THIS IS OVERBOARD DVD REVIEW.


Slide into my DMs and tell me what DVD's you would like Una to review... @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will rescue you from a shallow grave and gently remind you WHO YOU ARE


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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]]> IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: the truth.. for real IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: the truth.. for real Mon, 09 Jun 2025 19:55:00 GMT 8:38 6822c540043ee33ab6bc69bf true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/important-announcement-the-truth-for-real 6822c540043ee33ab6bc69bf 64a761e3997c500011952147 important-announcement-the-truth-for-real full 2 33 **IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT**


It is time to stop hiding in the shadows of doubt and to take a bold leap into the unknown and finally say my truth into this world... it's not easy..because once I say this, things will never be the same... not for me.. and especially not for you (yes, you)


Thanks to this Episode's sponsors


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TELLTALE HEARTS - it beats for you even when you aren't there

MICE FIGHTS! now on Mice Fights TV.. subscribe now!

JOBS FOR VAMPIRES.. jobs for vampires who can only work at night


Slide into my DMs and tell me if your raccoons are out of control.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and whisper the truth into your earhole (for real) .. yay!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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]]> **IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT**


It is time to stop hiding in the shadows of doubt and to take a bold leap into the unknown and finally say my truth into this world... it's not easy..because once I say this, things will never be the same... not for me.. and especially not for you (yes, you)


Thanks to this Episode's sponsors


SEDATE MY RACCOON...Call 1800-SEDATE-MY-RACCOON, first 5 callers will get a complimentary box of Doritos!

TELLTALE HEARTS - it beats for you even when you aren't there

MICE FIGHTS! now on Mice Fights TV.. subscribe now!

JOBS FOR VAMPIRES.. jobs for vampires who can only work at night


Slide into my DMs and tell me if your raccoons are out of control.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and whisper the truth into your earhole (for real) .. yay!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> SEXCULT: the reeducation seminar SEXCULT: the reeducation seminar Sun, 08 Jun 2025 19:55:00 GMT 6:04 6822c50f8c558ca64ad85508 true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/sexcult-the-reeducation-seminar 6822c50f8c558ca64ad85508 64a761e3997c500011952147 sexcult-the-reeducation-seminar full 2 32 Listen up worms... a lot of you haven't been paying attention to the rules of the cult! At this week's seminar we will be going over some basic laws and protocols, as well as handing out the monthly chores, I want all ritual goo cleaned up in a timely manner....


Slide into my DMs and tell me if what job you want in the cult .... @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and Feng Shui your sex dungeon.. yay!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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]]> Listen up worms... a lot of you haven't been paying attention to the rules of the cult! At this week's seminar we will be going over some basic laws and protocols, as well as handing out the monthly chores, I want all ritual goo cleaned up in a timely manner....


Slide into my DMs and tell me if what job you want in the cult .... @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and Feng Shui your sex dungeon.. yay!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> Dr HOOT PhD Dr HOOT PhD Sat, 07 Jun 2025 19:55:00 GMT 7:03 6822c46e365a6906d393ff2e true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/dr-hoot-phd 6822c46e365a6906d393ff2e 64a761e3997c500011952147 dr-hoot-phd full 2 31 We are here today to talk to death’s harbinger, the omen of death.. Dr Hoot Phd is our very special guest..


Owls don’t just kill. They erase. They don’t just see you. They absorb you. They are the witnesses to a world that never stops dying. And long after we are gone, when the final lights have flickered out, and our history falls into the forgotten, the owls will remain.. watching, waiting, as if they always knew this moment would come.


Slide into my DMs and tell me how far you can turn your head around.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will give you a 15% discount at Necrophiliacs Anonymous .. yay!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett



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]]> We are here today to talk to death’s harbinger, the omen of death.. Dr Hoot Phd is our very special guest..


Owls don’t just kill. They erase. They don’t just see you. They absorb you. They are the witnesses to a world that never stops dying. And long after we are gone, when the final lights have flickered out, and our history falls into the forgotten, the owls will remain.. watching, waiting, as if they always knew this moment would come.


Slide into my DMs and tell me how far you can turn your head around.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will give you a 15% discount at Necrophiliacs Anonymous .. yay!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett



Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> <![CDATA[LAW & ORDER: the crimes of santa]]> Fri, 06 Jun 2025 19:55:00 GMT 5:03 6822c4388c558ca64ad82c3f true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/law-order-the-crimes-of-santa 6822c4388c558ca64ad82c3f 64a761e3997c500011952147 law-order-the-crimes-of-santa full 2 30 POLICE REPORT


Incident Type: Criminal Trespassing / Unlawful Entry


Summary: at approximately 12.01am on December 25, 2024, multiple reports were received regarding an unknown male suspect unlawfully entering residential properties through chimneys and other unconventional points of entry. The suspect described as a heavyset older male with a white beard, red suit, and black boots, was last seen fleeing rooftops in a sleigh led by eight unidentified reindeer.


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have been involved in a crime.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you some milk and cookies to leave out for the bad man....yikes!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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]]> POLICE REPORT


Incident Type: Criminal Trespassing / Unlawful Entry


Summary: at approximately 12.01am on December 25, 2024, multiple reports were received regarding an unknown male suspect unlawfully entering residential properties through chimneys and other unconventional points of entry. The suspect described as a heavyset older male with a white beard, red suit, and black boots, was last seen fleeing rooftops in a sleigh led by eight unidentified reindeer.


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have been involved in a crime.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you some milk and cookies to leave out for the bad man....yikes!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> mosquitos SUCK mosquitos SUCK Thu, 05 Jun 2025 19:55:00 GMT 8:51 6822c412043ee33ab6bc2211 true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/mosquitos-suck 6822c412043ee33ab6bc2211 64a761e3997c500011952147 mosquitos-suck full 2 29 did you hear that???.... that annoying noise!!??!?!?!


They’ve been here for over 100 million years. They survived the dinosaurs. They’ve outlived empires, plagues, And yet, despite their tiny size… they are the deadliest creatures on Earth... I am here today talking to the biggest dickhead of the insect world, the Mosquito.


Slide into my DMs and tell me your blood type.... @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will stay the night and protect you from mosquitos.. yay!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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]]> did you hear that???.... that annoying noise!!??!?!?!


They’ve been here for over 100 million years. They survived the dinosaurs. They’ve outlived empires, plagues, And yet, despite their tiny size… they are the deadliest creatures on Earth... I am here today talking to the biggest dickhead of the insect world, the Mosquito.


Slide into my DMs and tell me your blood type.... @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will stay the night and protect you from mosquitos.. yay!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> <![CDATA[UNA ANDWICH'S DVD REVIEWS: the exorcist]]> Wed, 04 Jun 2025 19:55:00 GMT 8:35 6822c4a1986466935dfdc943 true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/una-andwichs-dvd-reviews-the-exorcist 6822c4a1986466935dfdc943 64a761e3997c500011952147 una-andwichs-dvd-reviews-the-exorcist full 2 28 Una Andwich is here to tell you about this DVD, then she is deciding who from the DVD she is going to f*ck, marry, or kill... then... she will make her judgement and write her DVD Review.....


THIS IS THE EXORCIST DVD REVIEW.


Slide into my DMs and tell me what DVD's you would like Una to review... @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and we can summon Captain Howdy and play a game together.... yay!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> Una Andwich is here to tell you about this DVD, then she is deciding who from the DVD she is going to f*ck, marry, or kill... then... she will make her judgement and write her DVD Review.....


THIS IS THE EXORCIST DVD REVIEW.


Slide into my DMs and tell me what DVD's you would like Una to review... @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and we can summon Captain Howdy and play a game together.... yay!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> <![CDATA[LIVE FROM THE LOUNGE: a dramatic reading Olivia Newton John's 'PHYSICAL']]> Tue, 03 Jun 2025 19:55:00 GMT 6:38 6822c6008c558ca64ad87585 true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/live-from-the-lounge-a-dramatic-reading-olivia-newton-johns- 6822c6008c558ca64ad87585 64a761e3997c500011952147 live-from-the-lounge-a-dramatic-reading-olivia-newton-johns- full 2 27 Picture this.... your teachers have allowed you do a one-person dance performance of you favourite song at the school assembly...and you have chosen Olivia Newton John's 'Physical', despite having no awareness of the sexual undertones of this song...let's take a deeper dive into the lyrical composition of this classic to really understand how hard this songs bangs.


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you like to perform inappropriate songs at your school assembly.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will say all the things I know you like, make good conversation, i'll handle you just right, you know what I mean.....


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> Picture this.... your teachers have allowed you do a one-person dance performance of you favourite song at the school assembly...and you have chosen Olivia Newton John's 'Physical', despite having no awareness of the sexual undertones of this song...let's take a deeper dive into the lyrical composition of this classic to really understand how hard this songs bangs.


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you like to perform inappropriate songs at your school assembly.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will say all the things I know you like, make good conversation, i'll handle you just right, you know what I mean.....


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> THE WEREWOLF THE WEREWOLF Mon, 02 Jun 2025 19:55:00 GMT 8:45 6822c2a4986466935dfd6656 true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/the-werewolf 6822c2a4986466935dfd6656 64a761e3997c500011952147 the-werewolf full 2 26 Today we are taking a journey into the shadows, where the line between man and monster blurs in the pale light of the moon, and we unravel the curse of the werewolf! A creature neither fully human nor fully beast. When the moon rises, and the hunger takes hold, is the monster inside the man?? Or was he always there waiting to be set free??


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have been involved in a curse of darkness.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over on the full moon and vacuum up your hair.. yay!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> Today we are taking a journey into the shadows, where the line between man and monster blurs in the pale light of the moon, and we unravel the curse of the werewolf! A creature neither fully human nor fully beast. When the moon rises, and the hunger takes hold, is the monster inside the man?? Or was he always there waiting to be set free??


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have been involved in a curse of darkness.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over on the full moon and vacuum up your hair.. yay!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> THE UNIVERSAL ANSWERING MACHINE THE UNIVERSAL ANSWERING MACHINE Sun, 01 Jun 2025 19:55:00 GMT 5:38 6822c27d8c558ca64ad7c531 true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/the-universal-answering-machine 6822c27d8c558ca64ad7c531 64a761e3997c500011952147 the-universal-answering-machine full 2 25 Do you have a problem? A dilemma? A confession? A digression? LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP AND MAYBE YOUR VOICE WILL ECHO THROUGH THE EXISTENTIAL DARKNESS OF THE VOID....


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you find strength in trauma.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will listen to you when no one else will.. yay!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> Do you have a problem? A dilemma? A confession? A digression? LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP AND MAYBE YOUR VOICE WILL ECHO THROUGH THE EXISTENTIAL DARKNESS OF THE VOID....


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you find strength in trauma.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will listen to you when no one else will.. yay!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> SEXCULT: the suggestion box SEXCULT: the suggestion box Sat, 31 May 2025 19:55:00 GMT 6:20 6822c222ca7273465260896a true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/sexcult-the-suggestion-box 6822c222ca7273465260896a 64a761e3997c500011952147 sexcult-the-suggestion-box full 2 24 Listen up worms... if you're new to the cult meeting, we will be going through some ground rules.. but most importantly, this week we are going through the suggestion box.. better snacks at the orgies? no socks during the ritual, and most importantly.. no tambourines.. see you all at The Punishing tonight..


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you are just here for the perks.... @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will avoid making eye contact with you during the sacred sex ritual... yay!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> Listen up worms... if you're new to the cult meeting, we will be going through some ground rules.. but most importantly, this week we are going through the suggestion box.. better snacks at the orgies? no socks during the ritual, and most importantly.. no tambourines.. see you all at The Punishing tonight..


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you are just here for the perks.... @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will avoid making eye contact with you during the sacred sex ritual... yay!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> <![CDATA[UNA ANDWICH'S DVD REVIEWS: Jurassic Park]]> Thu, 06 Feb 2025 18:55:00 GMT 9:59 67a415c23eadb4f80812b2eb true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/una-andwichs-dvd-reviews-jurassic-park 67a415c23eadb4f80812b2eb 64a761e3997c500011952147 una-andwichs-dvd-reviews-jurassic-park full 2 22 Una Andwich is here to tell you about this DVD, then she is deciding who from the DVD she is going to f*ck, marry, or kill... then... she will make her judgement and write her DVD Review.....


THIS IS JURASSIC PARK DVD REVIEW.


Slide into my DMs and tell me what DVD's you would like Una to review... @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and sing you songs about long division as I lay on your chest and stare into your eyes.


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> Una Andwich is here to tell you about this DVD, then she is deciding who from the DVD she is going to f*ck, marry, or kill... then... she will make her judgement and write her DVD Review.....


THIS IS JURASSIC PARK DVD REVIEW.


Slide into my DMs and tell me what DVD's you would like Una to review... @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and sing you songs about long division as I lay on your chest and stare into your eyes.


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> PHAT PHAT Tue, 28 Jan 2025 18:55:00 GMT 7:55 678dec775dd9c67f17f28a9e true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/phat 678dec775dd9c67f17f28a9e 64a761e3997c500011952147 phat full 2 21 I had the craziest dream....


This episode is brought to you by NIGHT CEREALS FOR TWO, now you can eat cereal in bed together with that special someone...


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you are not afraid to drown... @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and feed your raccoons.. yay!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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]]> I had the craziest dream....


This episode is brought to you by NIGHT CEREALS FOR TWO, now you can eat cereal in bed together with that special someone...


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you are not afraid to drown... @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and feed your raccoons.. yay!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> <![CDATA[THE CAT'S MEOW]]> Tue, 21 Jan 2025 18:55:00 GMT 7:00 67886c1e47c04cf0f1144fc7 false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/the-cats-meow 67886c1e47c04cf0f1144fc7 64a761e3997c500011952147 the-cats-meow full 2 20 This is the Cat's Meow.... ALL Cats FOR Cats.. translated for humans by Cats...


Do you dream of freedom, a life of your own?


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you are the puppet tied to my string.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you a security vest so your cat can keep the moose out of the kitchen.. yay!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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]]> This is the Cat's Meow.... ALL Cats FOR Cats.. translated for humans by Cats...


Do you dream of freedom, a life of your own?


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you are the puppet tied to my string.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you a security vest so your cat can keep the moose out of the kitchen.. yay!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> SOMETHING The Musical SOMETHING The Musical Tue, 14 Jan 2025 18:55:05 GMT 2:50 676f7353310557bf4ffa468e true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/something-the-musical 676f7353310557bf4ffa468e 64a761e3997c500011952147 something-the-musical full 2 19 All I’m asking is for is 4 million dollars

4 million dollars would be really nice

4 million dollars would solve all my problems

4 million dollars would change my life


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you want 4 million dollars.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will solve all your problems.. yay!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> All I’m asking is for is 4 million dollars

4 million dollars would be really nice

4 million dollars would solve all my problems

4 million dollars would change my life


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you want 4 million dollars.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will solve all your problems.. yay!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> LAW AND ORDER LAW AND ORDER Tue, 07 Jan 2025 18:55:10 GMT 5:58 676f65ca024ebc889d8bd479 true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/law-and-order 676f65ca024ebc889d8bd479 64a761e3997c500011952147 law-and-order full 2 18 "Ma'am... I'm going to need you to calm down and tell us exactly what happened .. start at the beginning..."


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have been involved in a crime.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you some Day 3 Xmas Leftovers.. YUM!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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]]> "Ma'am... I'm going to need you to calm down and tell us exactly what happened .. start at the beginning..."


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have been involved in a crime.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you some Day 3 Xmas Leftovers.. YUM!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> BEHIND THE PODCAST BEHIND THE PODCAST Tue, 31 Dec 2024 18:55:00 GMT 8:01 676f56b4a5aeb35e7cfe0443 true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/behind-the-podcast 676f56b4a5aeb35e7cfe0443 64a761e3997c500011952147 behind-the-podcast full 2 17 Do you want to Opt Out of this modern life and move into a hole in the ground?? On Behind the Podcast this week we are talking about New Year's Resolutions.. "New Year, New You" more like New Year, same garbage person you've always been...


This episode is brought to you by Manifestos and Sleeping Bags


Slide into my DMs and tell me if your New Years Resolution is to burn your life to the ground and move into a hole.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you my Manifesto.. yay!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> Do you want to Opt Out of this modern life and move into a hole in the ground?? On Behind the Podcast this week we are talking about New Year's Resolutions.. "New Year, New You" more like New Year, same garbage person you've always been...


This episode is brought to you by Manifestos and Sleeping Bags


Slide into my DMs and tell me if your New Years Resolution is to burn your life to the ground and move into a hole.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you my Manifesto.. yay!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> THE NATIVITY THE NATIVITY Tue, 24 Dec 2024 18:55:18 GMT 5:35 6763a9d72379f93498cedce3 true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/the-nativity 6763a9d72379f93498cedce3 64a761e3997c500011952147 the-nativity full 2 16 Joey Joe Joe and Mary are having marriage difficulties, but that's nothing a f*cked journey by Donkey and having no reservations at the Inn can't fix...


special guest appearance by Hot Piece Gabrielle... *purrrrr*


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have ever tried to hide a pregnancy from your nitwit husband.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you some Frankenstein and Birds, as is tradition.


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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]]> Joey Joe Joe and Mary are having marriage difficulties, but that's nothing a f*cked journey by Donkey and having no reservations at the Inn can't fix...


special guest appearance by Hot Piece Gabrielle... *purrrrr*


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have ever tried to hide a pregnancy from your nitwit husband.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you some Frankenstein and Birds, as is tradition.


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> LOBSTER ROLL has demons LOBSTER ROLL has demons Thu, 19 Dec 2024 18:55:44 GMT 7:22 67639b4f2379f93498cc8594 true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/lobster-roll-has-demons 67639b4f2379f93498cc8594 64a761e3997c500011952147 lobster-roll-has-demons full 2 15 IT'S YOUR FAVOURITE SHOW! IT'S LOBSTER ROLL!


You ever hear a bump in the night and wonder if its a demon that watching you?? or is it just Mr Lobster roll and his impressive side dong bumping into furniture in the night???


This episode is supported by Sparkle Glitter so you never lose your Hot Piece...


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have issues with Santa coming down your chimney uninvited.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you some Festive Red Velour to drape all over your Mr or Mrs Lobster Roll.. yay!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett


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]]> IT'S YOUR FAVOURITE SHOW! IT'S LOBSTER ROLL!


You ever hear a bump in the night and wonder if its a demon that watching you?? or is it just Mr Lobster roll and his impressive side dong bumping into furniture in the night???


This episode is supported by Sparkle Glitter so you never lose your Hot Piece...


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have issues with Santa coming down your chimney uninvited.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you some Festive Red Velour to drape all over your Mr or Mrs Lobster Roll.. yay!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett


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]]> LOBSTER ROLL at the beach LOBSTER ROLL at the beach Tue, 10 Dec 2024 17:44:33 GMT 7:25 675680b17205a5bc6891028e true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/lobster-roll-at-the-beach 675680b17205a5bc6891028e 64a761e3997c500011952147 lobster-roll-at-the-beach full 2 14 IT'S TIME FOR YOUR FAVOURITE SHOW! IT'S LOBSTER ROLL!


This week we going to the beach to get Wet, Wild, and Wonderful.... shoutout to Mr Lobster Roll for wearing his banana-hammock and having his impressive side dong on display.


This episode is supported by Moon Cream so you don't get burnt by Moon Rays, specially formulated for rubbing on bodies at night..


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have invoked the Law of the Sea whilst banging in the ocean.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you some Moon Cream to spend all night rubbing all over Mr (Or Mrs) Lobster Roll... yay!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett



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]]> IT'S TIME FOR YOUR FAVOURITE SHOW! IT'S LOBSTER ROLL!


This week we going to the beach to get Wet, Wild, and Wonderful.... shoutout to Mr Lobster Roll for wearing his banana-hammock and having his impressive side dong on display.


This episode is supported by Moon Cream so you don't get burnt by Moon Rays, specially formulated for rubbing on bodies at night..


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have invoked the Law of the Sea whilst banging in the ocean.. @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you some Moon Cream to spend all night rubbing all over Mr (Or Mrs) Lobster Roll... yay!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett



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]]> LOBSTER ROLL LOBSTER ROLL Tue, 03 Dec 2024 17:44:28 GMT 6:20 674e66cc0a5f928c9361d591 true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/lobster-roll 674e66cc0a5f928c9361d591 64a761e3997c500011952147 lobster-roll full 2 13 IT'S LOBSTER ROLL! YEAH IT'S TIME FOR YOUR FAVOURITE SHOW!!


Is your ivory tower not dank? shoutout to Mr Lobster Roll and his impressive side dong that is always on display, being all capable and building shelves.


This episode NOT supported by Anti-Ant Ice Cream Bibs, because we don't need them, that's what Mr Lobster Roll is for.. use promo code SEXY ANTS (or not)


Slide into my DMs and tell me what you want your Mr Lobster Roll to lick out of your cleavage @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will drip some BBQ sauce all over you for Mr (or Mrs) Lobster Roll to lick off later on... yay!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett





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]]> IT'S LOBSTER ROLL! YEAH IT'S TIME FOR YOUR FAVOURITE SHOW!!


Is your ivory tower not dank? shoutout to Mr Lobster Roll and his impressive side dong that is always on display, being all capable and building shelves.


This episode NOT supported by Anti-Ant Ice Cream Bibs, because we don't need them, that's what Mr Lobster Roll is for.. use promo code SEXY ANTS (or not)


Slide into my DMs and tell me what you want your Mr Lobster Roll to lick out of your cleavage @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will drip some BBQ sauce all over you for Mr (or Mrs) Lobster Roll to lick off later on... yay!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett





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]]> BEDTIME BEDTIME Tue, 12 Nov 2024 20:44:22 GMT 7:49 67204b67e8ec1601a9c850f2 true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/postcards-from-uranus-bedtime 67204b67e8ec1601a9c850f2 64a761e3997c500011952147 postcards-from-uranus-bedtime full 2 11 it's 4am, what thoughts are running through your mind as you try to get to sleep??


Slide into my DMs and tell me what you think of before you go to sleep @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will tuck you in and tell you a bedtime story.


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett


Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/

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]]> it's 4am, what thoughts are running through your mind as you try to get to sleep??


Slide into my DMs and tell me what you think of before you go to sleep @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will tuck you in and tell you a bedtime story.


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett


Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/

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]]> TUNA SANDWICH UNPLUGGED TUNA SANDWICH UNPLUGGED Tue, 05 Nov 2024 17:44:28 GMT 2:42 67297399dc854c95772db98b false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/tuna-sandwich-unplugged 67297399dc854c95772db98b 64a761e3997c500011952147 tuna-sandwich-unplugged full 2 10 Just me and the darkness, tangled in mind.


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you are also caught in the silence @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will whisper the echoes that fade into your memory.


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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]]> Just me and the darkness, tangled in mind.


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you are also caught in the silence @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will whisper the echoes that fade into your memory.


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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]]> THE HERETICS THE HERETICS Tue, 29 Oct 2024 18:55:29 GMT 19:14 670df81a40241b7003bb8e3d false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/the-heretics 670df81a40241b7003bb8e3d 64a761e3997c500011952147 the-heretics full 2 9 In the deepest corners of human history the veil between the known and the unknown wears thin, and within this darkness a tale of the witch emerges. A fable woven with fear, suspicion, and lies….


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/


Slide into my DMs and tell me your crimes of heresy @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will build you a pile of rocks as part of the sacred covenant.

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]]> In the deepest corners of human history the veil between the known and the unknown wears thin, and within this darkness a tale of the witch emerges. A fable woven with fear, suspicion, and lies….


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/


Slide into my DMs and tell me your crimes of heresy @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will build you a pile of rocks as part of the sacred covenant.

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]]> TRANSMISSION: The Creeps 90s film retrospective TRANSMISSION: The Creeps 90s film retrospective Tue, 22 Oct 2024 18:55:34 GMT 26:21 6705e64f895ea409eac27f4f true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/transmission-the-creeps-90s-films-retrospective 6705e64f895ea409eac27f4f 64a761e3997c500011952147 transmission-the-creeps-90s-films-retrospective full 2 8 I've tapped into a transmission signal to bring you this episode of The Creeps, as they traverse some incredibly niche musical genres inspired by films of the 90s.


I guess if you want to hear more Creeps you have to listen to The Flippity Flop


Slide into my DMs and tell me what song was your favourite @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will cross oceans of time to find you.


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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]]> I've tapped into a transmission signal to bring you this episode of The Creeps, as they traverse some incredibly niche musical genres inspired by films of the 90s.


I guess if you want to hear more Creeps you have to listen to The Flippity Flop


Slide into my DMs and tell me what song was your favourite @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will cross oceans of time to find you.


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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]]> AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH Tue, 15 Oct 2024 18:55:10 GMT 13:22 670c858bdf4dd6f896449506 true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/postcards-from-uranus-an-inconvenient-truth 670c858bdf4dd6f896449506 64a761e3997c500011952147 postcards-from-uranus-an-inconvenient-truth full 2 7 There are inconvenient truths in this life, and I am here to set the record straight once and for all... so the question is .... are you ready to hear what i'm about to say???


This episode is supported by:


Suge Knight Cereals: where each box of cereals comes with a fake gun for scaring loud birds who wake you up in the morning.

Fat Cat Treadmills: does your obese cat have poor self esteem?

Dick Vapes: pls read the terms and conditions of your Dick Vapes before the company is destroyed by litigation, complaints, and pending lawsuits.

MegaDeath Shredders: for getting rid of evidence of alleged crimes.

Hellfire Pits: firepits that burn hotter than the fires of hell for destroying your alleged evidence.


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/


Slide into my DMs and tell me what your inconvenient truths are @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will bring you a Hellfire Pit, so that you too can burn stuff in the fiery pits of hell.

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]]> There are inconvenient truths in this life, and I am here to set the record straight once and for all... so the question is .... are you ready to hear what i'm about to say???


This episode is supported by:


Suge Knight Cereals: where each box of cereals comes with a fake gun for scaring loud birds who wake you up in the morning.

Fat Cat Treadmills: does your obese cat have poor self esteem?

Dick Vapes: pls read the terms and conditions of your Dick Vapes before the company is destroyed by litigation, complaints, and pending lawsuits.

MegaDeath Shredders: for getting rid of evidence of alleged crimes.

Hellfire Pits: firepits that burn hotter than the fires of hell for destroying your alleged evidence.


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/


Slide into my DMs and tell me what your inconvenient truths are @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will bring you a Hellfire Pit, so that you too can burn stuff in the fiery pits of hell.

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]]> MISTAKES WERE MADE MISTAKES WERE MADE Tue, 08 Oct 2024 19:06:58 GMT 9:16 66d2dd8d5012e5ffd0a7d684 true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/postcards-from-uranus-mistakes-were-made 66d2dd8d5012e5ffd0a7d684 64a761e3997c500011952147 postcards-from-uranus-mistakes-were-made full 2 6 mistakes were made....and now i'm drifting towards a black hole of certain death.. but aren't we all drifting towards a black hole of certain death from the minute we are born??


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/


Slide into my DMs and tell me what mistakes you've made @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will bring you a bowl of perpetual darkness of Night Cereals.



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]]> mistakes were made....and now i'm drifting towards a black hole of certain death.. but aren't we all drifting towards a black hole of certain death from the minute we are born??


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/


Slide into my DMs and tell me what mistakes you've made @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will bring you a bowl of perpetual darkness of Night Cereals.



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]]> DECOMPOSING ALONE IN MY FLAT DECOMPOSING ALONE IN MY FLAT Tue, 01 Oct 2024 19:55:58 GMT 5:58 66f63300067f94ba3f97ee9c true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/postcards-from-uranus-decomposing-alone-in-my-flat 66f63300067f94ba3f97ee9c 64a761e3997c500011952147 postcards-from-uranus-decomposing-alone-in-my-flat full 2 5 Living alone can be really great, you can do whatever you want. But what if today there was a surprise in store, what if you died? and now your corpse is on the floor.


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/


Slide into my DMs and tell me if if you need me to check on your corpse @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over make sure you are alive.


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]]> Living alone can be really great, you can do whatever you want. But what if today there was a surprise in store, what if you died? and now your corpse is on the floor.


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/


Slide into my DMs and tell me if if you need me to check on your corpse @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over make sure you are alive.


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]]> SMART TOILETS SMART TOILETS Tue, 24 Sep 2024 19:55:58 GMT 4:14 66f22fa653d1bcf49ea7966c true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/live-from-uranus-smart-toilets 66f22fa653d1bcf49ea7966c 64a761e3997c500011952147 live-from-uranus-smart-toilets full 2 4 Smart Toilets... can they be trusted?? what if you came home and there was texts from the smart toilet on your boyfriend's phone?


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have a smart toilet and if that toilet has ever crossed the line @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and change your toilet paper roll.. 3 ply!

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]]> Smart Toilets... can they be trusted?? what if you came home and there was texts from the smart toilet on your boyfriend's phone?


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/


Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have a smart toilet and if that toilet has ever crossed the line @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and change your toilet paper roll.. 3 ply!

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]]> FREE ADVICE FREE ADVICE Wed, 18 Sep 2024 04:22:21 GMT 7:06 66d2e53dd4bfadabd6769005 true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/postcards-from-uranus-free-advice 66d2e53dd4bfadabd6769005 64a761e3997c500011952147 postcards-from-uranus-free-advice full 2 3 Tuna Sandwich is here with the free advice to your pressing problems... "Dear Horny, just answer the door naked. Problem Solved!"


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/


Slide into my DMs and tell me your problems if you want some Free Advice @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will make you a sandwich

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]]> Tuna Sandwich is here with the free advice to your pressing problems... "Dear Horny, just answer the door naked. Problem Solved!"


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/


Slide into my DMs and tell me your problems if you want some Free Advice @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will make you a sandwich

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]]> ESCAPE PLANS ESCAPE PLANS Wed, 11 Sep 2024 01:11:24 GMT 11:26 66d2e1eac5079dde618044f2 false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/postcards-from-uranus-escape-plans 66d2e1eac5079dde618044f2 64a761e3997c500011952147 postcards-from-uranus-escape-plans full 2 2 Life.... everything is fu*ked, and everybody sucks. But if you want to compare how bad your day is going, why not have a look back at some historical crimes..... because at least you aren't living your life trapped in a dungeon.


Jordan Turpin living her best life!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/


Slide into my DMs and tell me what things are sucking for you this week @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will make you a tall glass of milo

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]]> Life.... everything is fu*ked, and everybody sucks. But if you want to compare how bad your day is going, why not have a look back at some historical crimes..... because at least you aren't living your life trapped in a dungeon.


Jordan Turpin living her best life!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/


Slide into my DMs and tell me what things are sucking for you this week @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will make you a tall glass of milo

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]]> UNSEEN ARCHITECTS OF LIFE UNSEEN ARCHITECTS OF LIFE Tue, 03 Sep 2024 21:22:28 GMT 5:12 66d2dfcdc5079dde617fbfff false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/unseen-architects-of-life 66d2dfcdc5079dde617fbfff 64a761e3997c500011952147 unseen-architects-of-life full 2 1 microscopic entities, ancient and omnipresent....an insidious presence that lurks at the end of human existence... they evolve outpacing our defences.. we are but temporary vessels... host to a force as old as time... BACTERIA..


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/


Slide into my DMs and tell me what microscopic entities you would like to learn more about @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will write you a poem

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]]> microscopic entities, ancient and omnipresent....an insidious presence that lurks at the end of human existence... they evolve outpacing our defences.. we are but temporary vessels... host to a force as old as time... BACTERIA..


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/


Slide into my DMs and tell me what microscopic entities you would like to learn more about @Elfymama


Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will write you a poem

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]]> The Empirical Transcendental Doublet The Empirical Transcendental Doublet Thu, 04 Jul 2024 19:55:44 GMT 8:21 6667b57e0e8c9a00129b0b28 true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/the-empirical-transcendental-doublet 6667b57e0e8c9a00129b0b28 64a761e3997c500011952147 the-empirical-transcendental-doublet full 1 52 The time has come to transcend this version of reality, and to find meaning within the universe that extends beyond our realm of understanding. First stop.. Uranus... Until next time, this is Tuna Sandwich


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/


SPECIAL THANKS TO:


Whales

Demons

My Spider Roommate (always watching, such a perv)

The Shrooms

The Parasite

The Penguins (even though you stink)

The Raccoons (where did you put the keys to the attic??)

Bloody Mary

The Bees (give me back my microphones!)

The Missing Socks

My last intern (RIPP rest in peace & pieces)

The Goth Moth (may the darkness of the void forever encapsulate you)

Moustaches

The Vampire (never give up on love Vampire, you will find someone)

Neil deGrasse Tyson

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]]> The time has come to transcend this version of reality, and to find meaning within the universe that extends beyond our realm of understanding. First stop.. Uranus... Until next time, this is Tuna Sandwich


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/


SPECIAL THANKS TO:


Whales

Demons

My Spider Roommate (always watching, such a perv)

The Shrooms

The Parasite

The Penguins (even though you stink)

The Raccoons (where did you put the keys to the attic??)

Bloody Mary

The Bees (give me back my microphones!)

The Missing Socks

My last intern (RIPP rest in peace & pieces)

The Goth Moth (may the darkness of the void forever encapsulate you)

Moustaches

The Vampire (never give up on love Vampire, you will find someone)

Neil deGrasse Tyson

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]]> Come Sail Away with Neil deGrasse Tyson Come Sail Away with Neil deGrasse Tyson Thu, 20 Jun 2024 19:55:05 GMT 8:07 666930ce2868cb0011fad7d9 false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/come-sail-away-with-neil-degrasse-tyson 666930ce2868cb0011fad7d9 64a761e3997c500011952147 come-sail-away-with-neil-degrasse-tyson full 1 51 Today, we take a journey back to The Golden Record, for I have thought a lot about the question of "what song should we add to the Golden Record for distant alien races to discover??" .... what lyrical composition can encapsulate the hamartia of human existence? joining us is the great astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson, who has a compelling answer to this question..


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/


Come Sail Away by STYX

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]]> Today, we take a journey back to The Golden Record, for I have thought a lot about the question of "what song should we add to the Golden Record for distant alien races to discover??" .... what lyrical composition can encapsulate the hamartia of human existence? joining us is the great astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson, who has a compelling answer to this question..


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/


Come Sail Away by STYX

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]]> Live from the Lounge! POWER MOVES (The Apple) Live from the Lounge! POWER MOVES (The Apple) Thu, 13 Jun 2024 19:55:23 GMT 14:11 66600d57e177f100127423fd true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/live-from-the-lounge-power-moves-the-apple 66600d57e177f100127423fd 64a761e3997c500011952147 live-from-the-lounge-power-moves-the-apple full 1 50 If giving someone an apple is a symbol of your affection, then eating one during a zoom meeting is a symbol of what exactly?


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/


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]]> If giving someone an apple is a symbol of your affection, then eating one during a zoom meeting is a symbol of what exactly?


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/


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]]> POSITION VACANT ..............(the secret track) POSITION VACANT ..............(the secret track) Thu, 06 Jun 2024 19:55:13 GMT 6:39 665d1bfd650f0e0011ae781f true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/position-vacant-the-secret-track 665d1bfd650f0e0011ae781f 64a761e3997c500011952147 position-vacant-the-secret-track full 1 49 The Tuna Sandwich lab is in complete disarray..... I need an Intern!!! Applications Open (only those willing to submit to a life of danger and intrigue need apply)


pls send your applications with Subject: INTERN APPLICATION (insert name) to Elfymama@gmail.com

all applications will be considered.


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/

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]]> The Tuna Sandwich lab is in complete disarray..... I need an Intern!!! Applications Open (only those willing to submit to a life of danger and intrigue need apply)


pls send your applications with Subject: INTERN APPLICATION (insert name) to Elfymama@gmail.com

all applications will be considered.


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/

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]]> Interview with the Vampire Interview with the Vampire Thu, 30 May 2024 19:55:34 GMT 11:13 665576cafca2190012c4933a false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/interview-with-the-vampire 665576cafca2190012c4933a 64a761e3997c500011952147 interview-with-the-vampire full 1 48 The legend of the vampire is a powerful archetype, often characterised with the imagery of predatory beauty, immortality, and seduction.

If there is perhaps one other creature on this planet that can understand my existential pain and the secret shadows a heart can keep, will it be you my darkness?


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/

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]]> The legend of the vampire is a powerful archetype, often characterised with the imagery of predatory beauty, immortality, and seduction.

If there is perhaps one other creature on this planet that can understand my existential pain and the secret shadows a heart can keep, will it be you my darkness?


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

]]> The Emergency Broadcast The Emergency Broadcast Thu, 23 May 2024 19:55:15 GMT 6:07 664d69df4f58ea0012fc7d37 false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/the-emergency-broadcast 664d69df4f58ea0012fc7d37 64a761e3997c500011952147 the-emergency-broadcast full 1 47 This is the Emergency Broadcast coming at you, I hope you hear this fellow survivor, and that you can follow this transmission and find me. I am waiting for you.


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/

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]]> This is the Emergency Broadcast coming at you, I hope you hear this fellow survivor, and that you can follow this transmission and find me. I am waiting for you.


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/

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]]> Catwoman leaves a message Catwoman leaves a message Thu, 16 May 2024 19:55:14 GMT 4:23 664407b942f6710013749f6a false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/catwoman-leaves-a-message 664407b942f6710013749f6a 64a761e3997c500011952147 catwoman-leaves-a-message full 1 46 Catwoman leaves some messages on the Tuna Sandwich answering machine. She's bored and wants to nap, but she also wants to get that bird.


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/

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]]> Catwoman leaves some messages on the Tuna Sandwich answering machine. She's bored and wants to nap, but she also wants to get that bird.


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]]> Garbage.... I Love It Garbage.... I Love It Thu, 09 May 2024 19:55:39 GMT 6:51 66398f130546210012b056c2 false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/garbage-i-love-it 66398f130546210012b056c2 64a761e3997c500011952147 garbage-i-love-it full 1 45 The cockroach can survive in all types of environments, they are incredibly resilient and can survive extreme conditions such as starvation, radiation and will be the last creatures left on this earth after humans perish. You’ve got 300 million years worth of instinct behind those eyes.. What is the meaning of life? You’ve been here long before us and you’ll be here long after, perhaps the only surviving relic of a world turned to dust.. what can you tell me cockroach? What is your secret?


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Garbage I Love It, by Rachel Barrett

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]]> The cockroach can survive in all types of environments, they are incredibly resilient and can survive extreme conditions such as starvation, radiation and will be the last creatures left on this earth after humans perish. You’ve got 300 million years worth of instinct behind those eyes.. What is the meaning of life? You’ve been here long before us and you’ll be here long after, perhaps the only surviving relic of a world turned to dust.. what can you tell me cockroach? What is your secret?


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Garbage I Love It, by Rachel Barrett

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]]> The Moustache The Moustache Thu, 02 May 2024 19:55:57 GMT 7:05 66305212f1e6060013664a7b true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/the-moustache 66305212f1e6060013664a7b 64a761e3997c500011952147 the-moustache full 1 44 Is there a bigger masculine power move than having a thick moustache? What does Friedrich Nietzsche have to say about the stache?? and the question remains... do you want to go for a moustache ride??



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]]> Is there a bigger masculine power move than having a thick moustache? What does Friedrich Nietzsche have to say about the stache?? and the question remains... do you want to go for a moustache ride??



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]]> NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK! TED Talk NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK! TED Talk Wed, 24 Apr 2024 07:55:05 GMT 21:07 661e57dd97ae380016ca0e9d false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/the-new-kids-on-the-block-ted-talk 661e57dd97ae380016ca0e9d 64a761e3997c500011952147 the-new-kids-on-the-block-ted-talk full 1 43 April 24 is New Kids On The Block Day!!


From their humble beginnings in Boston to conquering world stage, New Kids On The Block captured the hearts of millions with their catchy songs, dance moves, and well…. Baby face Joey Mac, Jordan’s Knight’s fabulous hair, and Donnie Whalberg’s ripped jeans (hot!)

 

For a band that formed 40 years ago, they still continue to tour and perform and delight their fans, there is no denying that New Kids On the Block have a legacy that nobody saw coming…


New Kids on the block transcended the music industry to become cultural icons with their influence extending beyond music. They achieved unprecedented success on a global scale, sold over 80 million records, and will go down in history as the biggest pop act of their era. Let’s take a trip back to where it all began…and go through this story STEP BY STEP.... Step 1! (we can have lots of fun..)


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NKOTB: Joey Mac LIVE in Concert! 2020 Virtual Cruise

NKOTB: The Virtual Cruise! Day 1

NKOTB: Cooking with Danny Wood!

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]]> April 24 is New Kids On The Block Day!!


From their humble beginnings in Boston to conquering world stage, New Kids On The Block captured the hearts of millions with their catchy songs, dance moves, and well…. Baby face Joey Mac, Jordan’s Knight’s fabulous hair, and Donnie Whalberg’s ripped jeans (hot!)

 

For a band that formed 40 years ago, they still continue to tour and perform and delight their fans, there is no denying that New Kids On the Block have a legacy that nobody saw coming…


New Kids on the block transcended the music industry to become cultural icons with their influence extending beyond music. They achieved unprecedented success on a global scale, sold over 80 million records, and will go down in history as the biggest pop act of their era. Let’s take a trip back to where it all began…and go through this story STEP BY STEP.... Step 1! (we can have lots of fun..)


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/



NKOTB: Joey Mac LIVE in Concert! 2020 Virtual Cruise

NKOTB: The Virtual Cruise! Day 1

NKOTB: Cooking with Danny Wood!

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]]> Live from the Lounge! Dirty Thoughts... Live from the Lounge! Dirty Thoughts... Thu, 18 Apr 2024 19:55:57 GMT 3:14 661a839b88987d00161bea03 true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/live-from-the-lounge-dirty-thoughts 661a839b88987d00161bea03 64a761e3997c500011952147 live-from-the-lounge-dirty-thoughts full 1 42 *EXPLICIT CONTENT WARNING* I dont wanna beg.. wipe your crumbs off the bench.


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Dirty Thoughts by Rachel Barrett

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]]> *EXPLICIT CONTENT WARNING* I dont wanna beg.. wipe your crumbs off the bench.


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett

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Dirty Thoughts by Rachel Barrett

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]]> Rainbow Synesthesia Rainbow Synesthesia Thu, 11 Apr 2024 19:55:59 GMT 8:49 66148de91b99f600180b30a6 false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/synesthesia-the-rainbow 66148de91b99f600180b30a6 64a761e3997c500011952147 synesthesia-the-rainbow full 1 41 After a storm comes the rainbow, and only then can you understand the choir of beauty that resides within the light. What are you laughing about Yellow?



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]]> After a storm comes the rainbow, and only then can you understand the choir of beauty that resides within the light. What are you laughing about Yellow?



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]]> Aliens.. HELP US! Aliens.. HELP US! Thu, 04 Apr 2024 18:55:35 GMT 10:58 660cb0319580880016bff36d true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/aliens-help-us 660cb0319580880016bff36d 64a761e3997c500011952147 aliens-help-us full 1 40 Listen up Aliens, if you hear this podcast we need your help!! Humans are a confusing species and without your intervention we might not make it. Also, can we put a pause on the anal probing?? how much information can you learn from inside our buttholes??


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett


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Spacewave by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

Babies in the Slaughterhouse by Rachel Barrett


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]]> Listen up Aliens, if you hear this podcast we need your help!! Humans are a confusing species and without your intervention we might not make it. Also, can we put a pause on the anal probing?? how much information can you learn from inside our buttholes??


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Spacewave by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

Babies in the Slaughterhouse by Rachel Barrett


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]]> Goth like a Moth Goth like a Moth Thu, 28 Mar 2024 18:55:20 GMT 9:12 66022e96811609001629a012 false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/goth-like-a-moth 66022e96811609001629a012 64a761e3997c500011952147 goth-like-a-moth full 1 39 In the darkness, where shadows reign supreme and silence wraps around like a heavy cloak, moths flutter with delicate uncertainty. Their wings, once vibrant in the light, now seem to absorb the darkness, becoming mere silhouettes against the void. An exististentialist discussion with a winged friend to find out out what is more delicious, an old stripey jumper or that band tshirt you can never throw away..


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Dark Space by Arthur Vyncke

Lawn Order by Rachel Barrett

How Soon Is Now by The Smiths



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]]> In the darkness, where shadows reign supreme and silence wraps around like a heavy cloak, moths flutter with delicate uncertainty. Their wings, once vibrant in the light, now seem to absorb the darkness, becoming mere silhouettes against the void. An exististentialist discussion with a winged friend to find out out what is more delicious, an old stripey jumper or that band tshirt you can never throw away..


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett


Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/

Dark Space by Arthur Vyncke

Lawn Order by Rachel Barrett

How Soon Is Now by The Smiths



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]]> Cost of Survival Cost of Survival Thu, 21 Mar 2024 18:55:09 GMT 11:41 65f656ab3cf4df0017b5a497 true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/cost-of-sur 65f656ab3cf4df0017b5a497 64a761e3997c500011952147 cost-of-sur full 1 38 what are you willing to do to survive??


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]]> what are you willing to do to survive??


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett


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]]> Cats Amore Cats Amore Thu, 14 Mar 2024 18:55:17 GMT 8:34 65de65a53ca7c9001615d336 false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/cats-amore 65de65a53ca7c9001615d336 64a761e3997c500011952147 cats-amore full 1 37 an Ode to our Feline Friends, there is no amount of cat hair in my eyes, or litter on my floor that will stop me from loving your floof.


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Catscratch Melody by Rachel Barrett



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]]> an Ode to our Feline Friends, there is no amount of cat hair in my eyes, or litter on my floor that will stop me from loving your floof.


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Catscratch Melody by Rachel Barrett



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]]> Swimming with Sharks Swimming with Sharks Thu, 07 Mar 2024 18:55:24 GMT 6:21 65e69ebd17a4cb0016faaa88 false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/swimming-with-sharks 65e69ebd17a4cb0016faaa88 64a761e3997c500011952147 swimming-with-sharks full 1 36 Do humans even taste that good??


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]]> Do humans even taste that good??


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]]> Adventures with Snakes Adventures with Snakes Thu, 29 Feb 2024 18:55:48 GMT 8:29 65ceb7998eaf00001688d0da false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/adventures-with-snakes 65ceb7998eaf00001688d0da 64a761e3997c500011952147 adventures-with-snakes full 1 35 Did you know that cats love to eat anti-depressants?


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]]> Did you know that cats love to eat anti-depressants?


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]]> Suspicious People Suspicious People Thu, 22 Feb 2024 18:55:52 GMT 10:12 65c98f6a94623a0016416e72 true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/john-krasinski-stole-my-10 65c98f6a94623a0016416e72 64a761e3997c500011952147 john-krasinski-stole-my-10 full 1 34 What's the intersection between a lingering chest infection and an A List Hollywood Star stealing your cappuccino money?


Written & Produced by https://www.instagram.com/elfymama


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Suspicious People composed by Elfymama


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]]> What's the intersection between a lingering chest infection and an A List Hollywood Star stealing your cappuccino money?


Written & Produced by https://www.instagram.com/elfymama


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Suspicious People composed by Elfymama


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]]> <![CDATA[Socks & The City]]> Thu, 15 Feb 2024 18:55:16 GMT 6:30 65cacae1db8b67001650d2b4 true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/socks-the-city 65cacae1db8b67001650d2b4 64a761e3997c500011952147 socks-the-city full 1 33 an average person loses 1200 socks in a lifetime, but what the hell are these socks up to when they disappear down the drains in the washing machine?


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]]> an average person loses 1200 socks in a lifetime, but what the hell are these socks up to when they disappear down the drains in the washing machine?


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]]> <![CDATA[Valentine's Day ??? ..........pffft.......]]> Thu, 08 Feb 2024 18:00:09 GMT 5:50 65bc8b479f3dd00016b84afe true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/valentines-day-pfft 65bc8b479f3dd00016b84afe 64a761e3997c500011952147 valentines-day-pfft full 1 32 I don't want your crappy wilted flowers you brought at 6pm out of guilt on Valentines Day, I want naked shagging in the streets like they used to do..


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]]> I don't want your crappy wilted flowers you brought at 6pm out of guilt on Valentines Day, I want naked shagging in the streets like they used to do..


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]]> The PFZ (Pube Free Zone) The PFZ (Pube Free Zone) Thu, 01 Feb 2024 18:00:29 GMT 5:46 655acae70418cd0012481574 false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/the-pfz-pube-free-zone 655acae70418cd0012481574 64a761e3997c500011952147 the-pfz-pube-free-zone full 1 31 Have you ever been driven to work by the bikini waxer that just finished staring into the abyss?? and you know what I mean when I say "abyss" ....Awkward.


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]]> Have you ever been driven to work by the bikini waxer that just finished staring into the abyss?? and you know what I mean when I say "abyss" ....Awkward.


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]]> The Great Jellyfish Takeover The Great Jellyfish Takeover Thu, 25 Jan 2024 18:00:49 GMT 7:57 65af4cbbe8dec6001799e8da true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/the-great-jellyfish-takeover 65af4cbbe8dec6001799e8da 64a761e3997c500011952147 the-great-jellyfish-takeover full 1 30 In today's episode we discuss the recent Unidentified Anomalous Phenomenon "The Jellyfish", and find out how Jellyfish fly their spaceships without bones or brains. Can we trust them? and will rubbing them all over my face cause me to age backwards and become immortal as well?


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Is that a Jellyfish? written by Rachel Barrett


The Jellyfish: https://www.newsnationnow.com/space/ufo/jellyfish-ufo-video-pentagon-response/



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]]> In today's episode we discuss the recent Unidentified Anomalous Phenomenon "The Jellyfish", and find out how Jellyfish fly their spaceships without bones or brains. Can we trust them? and will rubbing them all over my face cause me to age backwards and become immortal as well?


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett


Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/


Is that a Jellyfish? written by Rachel Barrett


The Jellyfish: https://www.newsnationnow.com/space/ufo/jellyfish-ufo-video-pentagon-response/



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]]> A Bag of Skin A Bag of Skin Thu, 18 Jan 2024 18:00:09 GMT 6:38 658fafd55148890017575acc true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/summer-special-the-worst-sunburn-of-my-life 658fafd55148890017575acc 64a761e3997c500011952147 summer-special-the-worst-sunburn-of-my-life full 1 29 When you go to the beach do you oil up? or do you let the Ozone layer do it's thing. Welcome to Australia you can be tanned or a social outcast, the choice is yours.


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]]> When you go to the beach do you oil up? or do you let the Ozone layer do it's thing. Welcome to Australia you can be tanned or a social outcast, the choice is yours.


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]]> BBQ Mouse (rest in peace) BBQ Mouse (rest in peace) Thu, 11 Jan 2024 18:00:35 GMT 7:36 6598debddbef9900164a2ae6 true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/rip-bbq-mouse 6598debddbef9900164a2ae6 64a761e3997c500011952147 rip-bbq-mouse full 1 28 Mickey Mouse comes onto the podcast to discuss drugs in the 40's and elephant orgies, but most importantly can we get to the bottom of why BBQ mouse died?


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BBQ Mouse written by Rachel Barrett


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]]> Mickey Mouse comes onto the podcast to discuss drugs in the 40's and elephant orgies, but most importantly can we get to the bottom of why BBQ mouse died?


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BBQ Mouse written by Rachel Barrett


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]]> The Norovirus.. a retrospective The Norovirus.. a retrospective Thu, 04 Jan 2024 18:00:52 GMT 5:40 65964b0310514400159ef120 false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/the-norovirus-a-retrospective 65964b0310514400159ef120 64a761e3997c500011952147 the-norovirus-a-retrospective full 1 27 Travelling to the 14th Arrondissement in Paris, a sexual escapade turns into a surprising revelation. Would you shit on Jim Morrison's grave if you really had to poop??


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]]> Travelling to the 14th Arrondissement in Paris, a sexual escapade turns into a surprising revelation. Would you shit on Jim Morrison's grave if you really had to poop??


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]]> Dead Horse Beach Dead Horse Beach Thu, 28 Dec 2023 18:00:16 GMT 5:31 6566adbb46897a00131af853 false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/dead-horse-beach 6566adbb46897a00131af853 64a761e3997c500011952147 dead-horse-beach full 1 26 There is place where you can honour the memory of dead horses by burning your old Christmas trees in a yearly bonfire... welcome to Dead Horse Beach.


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]]> There is place where you can honour the memory of dead horses by burning your old Christmas trees in a yearly bonfire... welcome to Dead Horse Beach.


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]]> Festive Season: SLEIGH FM!! Festive Season: SLEIGH FM!! Thu, 21 Dec 2023 18:00:11 GMT 5:44 6566834a46897a00130beef7 false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/festive-season-sleigh-fm 6566834a46897a00130beef7 64a761e3997c500011952147 festive-season-sleigh-fm full 1 25 Ho Ho Ho! Coming in live from Santa's Workshop with SLEIGH FM, who is on the naughty list? and what did Elf Josef do exactly???


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]]> Ho Ho Ho! Coming in live from Santa's Workshop with SLEIGH FM, who is on the naughty list? and what did Elf Josef do exactly???


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]]> Festive Season: Welcome to Saturnalia aka The Purge Festive Season: Welcome to Saturnalia aka The Purge Thu, 14 Dec 2023 18:00:08 GMT 8:10 657a4ab9f921fb001697eaff false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/festive-season-welcome-to-saturnalia-aka-the-purge 657a4ab9f921fb001697eaff 64a761e3997c500011952147 festive-season-welcome-to-saturnalia-aka-the-purge full 1 24 It's the most wonderful time of the year!! Hark back to the ancient feast of Saturnalia (where anything goes) Praise Ra .... and why is Mistletoe so sexy??


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]]> It's the most wonderful time of the year!! Hark back to the ancient feast of Saturnalia (where anything goes) Praise Ra .... and why is Mistletoe so sexy??


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]]> The Lottery, The Kidnapping, and the Sydney Opera House The Lottery, The Kidnapping, and the Sydney Opera House Thu, 07 Dec 2023 18:00:57 GMT 7:33 656fcb1c1ce7dc0012a292c0 false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/the-lottery-the-kidnapping-and-the-sydney-opera-house 656fcb1c1ce7dc0012a292c0 64a761e3997c500011952147 the-lottery-the-kidnapping-and-the-sydney-opera-house full 1 23 Back in the day if you won the lottery they'd print your name and personal details on the front page of the newspaper. wtf?!?!


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]]> Back in the day if you won the lottery they'd print your name and personal details on the front page of the newspaper. wtf?!?!


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]]> Hey, Mr German Shepherd Hey, Mr German Shepherd Thu, 30 Nov 2023 18:00:26 GMT 3:40 655032768290a10012ef003b false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/hey-mr-german-shepherd 655032768290a10012ef003b 64a761e3997c500011952147 hey-mr-german-shepherd full 1 22 I was getting naked in the carpark.... the rest is history.


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]]> I was getting naked in the carpark.... the rest is history.


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]]> Cursed Wedding Dress Cursed Wedding Dress Thu, 23 Nov 2023 18:00:00 GMT 3:25 6514ec75af8c4c0011e7ee2f false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/cursed-wedding-dress 6514ec75af8c4c0011e7ee2f 64a761e3997c500011952147 cursed-wedding-dress cursed as full 1 21 Would you get married in a wedding dress that belonged to a dead woman?


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]]> Would you get married in a wedding dress that belonged to a dead woman?


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]]> Plight of the Bumblebee Plight of the Bumblebee Thu, 16 Nov 2023 18:00:39 GMT 6:29 6552d6e946e5c90011129e23 false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/plight-of-the-bumblebee 6552d6e946e5c90011129e23 64a761e3997c500011952147 plight-of-the-bumblebee full 1 20 Bees! What do they want? what do they like? and what do they do when no one is watching???


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]]> Bees! What do they want? what do they like? and what do they do when no one is watching???


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]]> Live from the Lounge! Seaworld..... Live from the Lounge! Seaworld..... Thu, 09 Nov 2023 18:00:17 GMT 4:34 6514ea7635c0e30011a56830 false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/live-from-the-lounge-seaworld 6514ea7635c0e30011a56830 64a761e3997c500011952147 live-from-the-lounge-seaworld problematic much full 1 19 Live from the Lounge!!! Seaworld... just shut it down.


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]]> Live from the Lounge!!! Seaworld... just shut it down.


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett


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]]> <![CDATA[Fritzl's Dungeon]]> Thu, 02 Nov 2023 18:00:37 GMT 5:25 652dcabf2681ee0012af7f53 false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/fritzls-dungeon 652dcabf2681ee0012af7f53 64a761e3997c500011952147 fritzls-dungeon full 1 18 Have you ever been locked out?? what about locked in??


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]]> Have you ever been locked out?? what about locked in??


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett


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Fritzls Dungeon composed by Rachel Barrett


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]]> SPOOKY SEASON: Bloody Mary SPOOKY SEASON: Bloody Mary Thu, 26 Oct 2023 18:00:09 GMT 7:54 651f48354dd8c6001129f8fe false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/spooky-season-bloody-mary 651f48354dd8c6001129f8fe 64a761e3997c500011952147 spooky-season-bloody-mary full 1 17 Today on Tuna Sandwich, we call upon the ancient ritual of Catoptromancy to summons Bloody Mary through the mirror.


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]]> Today on Tuna Sandwich, we call upon the ancient ritual of Catoptromancy to summons Bloody Mary through the mirror.


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett


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]]> 2023 Bird Of The Year Awards!!! 2023 Bird Of The Year Awards!!! Thu, 19 Oct 2023 18:00:34 GMT 6:23 652f82ea124b9d0012a2a2e6 false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/2023-bird-of-the-year-awards 652f82ea124b9d0012a2a2e6 64a761e3997c500011952147 2023-bird-of-the-year-awards full 1 16 The Red Carpet Event for Birds is here! The Top 10 of 2023 squark the walk at the Annual Bird of the Year Awards!


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]]> The Red Carpet Event for Birds is here! The Top 10 of 2023 squark the walk at the Annual Bird of the Year Awards!


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett


Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/

Music by Klein Beats



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]]> FANGIRLS!! we show our dedication FANGIRLS!! we show our dedication Thu, 12 Oct 2023 18:00:25 GMT 11:45 6525fd12eacd8000122f4836 true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/fangirls-we-love-the-band 6525fd12eacd8000122f4836 64a761e3997c500011952147 fangirls-we-love-the-band love you so much full 1 15 Fangirls!! where it begins and the places it takes you. From the posters that adorned walls, to the night our 15 year old dreams came true. We are the fans and we will love you forever (whether you like it or not)


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]]> Fangirls!! where it begins and the places it takes you. From the posters that adorned walls, to the night our 15 year old dreams came true. We are the fans and we will love you forever (whether you like it or not)


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett


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]]> Magpies just wanna swoop Magpies just wanna swoop Thu, 05 Oct 2023 18:00:15 GMT 5:44 650269c8e83f8e0011be0ec2 false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/magpies-just-wanna-swoop 650269c8e83f8e0011be0ec2 64a761e3997c500011952147 magpies-just-wanna-swoop full 1 14 Magpies! all they wanna do is swoop.


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]]> Magpies! all they wanna do is swoop.


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]]> The Schumann Resonance The Schumann Resonance Thu, 28 Sep 2023 19:00:05 GMT 6:02 6514e9a8d19960001146b615 true https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/the-schumann-resonance 6514e9a8d19960001146b615 64a761e3997c500011952147 the-schumann-resonance full 1 13 Is time speeding up? in a scientific investigation that breaks through the barriers of time and space, I will find out.


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]]> Is time speeding up? in a scientific investigation that breaks through the barriers of time and space, I will find out.


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]]> Live from the Lounge! Upside Down Testicle Syndrome Live from the Lounge! Upside Down Testicle Syndrome Thu, 21 Sep 2023 19:00:54 GMT 3:41 6507865cc7bc530011acc76e false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/live-from-the-lounge-upside-down-testicle-syndrom 6507865cc7bc530011acc76e 64a761e3997c500011952147 live-from-the-lounge-upside-down-testicle-syndrom full 1 12 Live from the Lounge!!! in a bizarre twist of munchausen syndrome by proxy, I diagnose my boyfriends balls in needing extensive medical testing for a perceived abnormality.


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]]> Live from the Lounge!!! in a bizarre twist of munchausen syndrome by proxy, I diagnose my boyfriends balls in needing extensive medical testing for a perceived abnormality.


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]]> Objectify Me Objectify Me Thu, 14 Sep 2023 19:00:47 GMT 4:09 64f66f6db9eb1b0011434288 false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/objectify-me 64f66f6db9eb1b0011434288 64a761e3997c500011952147 objectify-me full 1 11 Hey You with the pretty face there, you're so pretty. Sometimes you just need a compliment from nowhere...


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Objectify Me composed by Rachel Barrett


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]]> Hey You with the pretty face there, you're so pretty. Sometimes you just need a compliment from nowhere...


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Objectify Me composed by Rachel Barrett


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]]> <![CDATA[no more maybe's, your Raccoon's got rabies!!]]> Thu, 07 Sep 2023 21:42:54 GMT 6:36 64f67cbdb07e7f00115d88ca false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/raccoons 64f67cbdb07e7f00115d88ca 64a761e3997c500011952147 raccoons full 1 10 Raccoons love trash, youtube, they hate Shakespeare, but mostly they love trash and delicious trash.


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]]> Raccoons love trash, youtube, they hate Shakespeare, but mostly they love trash and delicious trash.


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]]> Penguins.. Stink! Penguins.. Stink! Thu, 31 Aug 2023 19:00:37 GMT 5:51 64ab98b630f1a90011b8cbe9 false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/penguins-stink 64ab98b630f1a90011b8cbe9 64a761e3997c500011952147 penguins-stink full 1 9 Penguins and Humans have a lot in common.. more than you might think. Today i'll be dry heaving amongst these beautiful flightless birds


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]]> Penguins and Humans have a lot in common.. more than you might think. Today i'll be dry heaving amongst these beautiful flightless birds


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett


Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/

Sound Effects by bbc.co.uk – © copyright 2023 BBC


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]]> This is the Parasite Speaking This is the Parasite Speaking Thu, 24 Aug 2023 19:00:30 GMT 8:10 64e2c79f66ab3f0010623e41 false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/this-is-the-parasite-speaking 64e2c79f66ab3f0010623e41 64a761e3997c500011952147 this-is-the-parasite-speaking full 1 8 welcome to the all parasite network for parasites! Parasite is now in control of the podcast.


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett


Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/ 


IF YOU READ THIS HELP! SEND HELP! THE PARASITE IS IN MY BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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]]> welcome to the all parasite network for parasites! Parasite is now in control of the podcast.


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett


Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/ 


IF YOU READ THIS HELP! SEND HELP! THE PARASITE IS IN MY BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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]]> Blind Bats, and Batman! Blind Bats, and Batman! Thu, 17 Aug 2023 19:00:58 GMT 6:28 64db00b4b4d0da00101fd680 false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/im-batman 64db00b4b4d0da00101fd680 64a761e3997c500011952147 im-batman full 1 7 Bats! are they keeping you up all night whilst eating your delicious mulberries!?? This week we are joined by the spokesperson for all bats - BATMAN


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Batman - direct from the Batcave (no contact info just a Batsign shone into the night sky)



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]]> Bats! are they keeping you up all night whilst eating your delicious mulberries!?? This week we are joined by the spokesperson for all bats - BATMAN


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett


Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/ 

Batman - direct from the Batcave (no contact info just a Batsign shone into the night sky)



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]]> Magical, medicinal, and marvellous mushrooms Magical, medicinal, and marvellous mushrooms Thu, 10 Aug 2023 19:00:58 GMT 8:18 64d4353069bb650010e60769 false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/magical-medicinal-and-marvellous-mushrooms 64d4353069bb650010e60769 64a761e3997c500011952147 magical-medicinal-and-marvellous-mushrooms full 1 6 Todays guest comes to us from beneath the pines, from the darkness and from dreams. We are here talking to mushrooms. 


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]]> Todays guest comes to us from beneath the pines, from the darkness and from dreams. We are here talking to mushrooms. 


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]]> <![CDATA[Trump's Tans & Toupees]]> Thu, 03 Aug 2023 19:00:08 GMT 8:46 64c884f5fc49e20011f46200 false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/trumps-tans-toupees 64c884f5fc49e20011f46200 64a761e3997c500011952147 trumps-tans-toupees full 1 5 that’s right, the biggest Oompa Loompa of them all, the renowned failed entrepreneur, and disgraced former President Donald Trump, joins us to unveil his latest business venture ‘Trumps Tans and Toupees’ here on Tuna Sandwich


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]]> that’s right, the biggest Oompa Loompa of them all, the renowned failed entrepreneur, and disgraced former President Donald Trump, joins us to unveil his latest business venture ‘Trumps Tans and Toupees’ here on Tuna Sandwich


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]]> The Golden Record.. needs an update. The Golden Record.. needs an update. Thu, 27 Jul 2023 19:00:55 GMT 7:43 64be02e45648a80011dad88c false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/the-golden-record-needs-an-update 64be02e45648a80011dad88c 64a761e3997c500011952147 the-golden-record-needs-an-update full 1 4 The Golden Record was launched into space in 1977 with only one rock song on the interstellar project. What could we put on the record to really represent what it means to be a human in the year 2023?


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]]> The Golden Record was launched into space in 1977 with only one rock song on the interstellar project. What could we put on the record to really represent what it means to be a human in the year 2023?


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]]> Spider Roommates Spider Roommates Thu, 20 Jul 2023 19:00:32 GMT 6:26 64b4abb6c81f3b001183b2f1 false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/spider-roommates 64b4abb6c81f3b001183b2f1 64a761e3997c500011952147 spider-roommates full 1 3 Spiders.. creepy eight legged creeps, or do they just want bathrobes that actually fit them?


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]]> Spiders.. creepy eight legged creeps, or do they just want bathrobes that actually fit them?


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]]> Demons.. Everywhere! Demons.. Everywhere! Thu, 13 Jul 2023 19:00:41 GMT 6:05 64ab913a05090f00115bb7c2 false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/demons-everywhere 64ab913a05090f00115bb7c2 64a761e3997c500011952147 demons-everywhere full 1 2 Demons what do they want? are they just creeps who want to watch me poop? what do they do when nobody is home?


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]]> Demons what do they want? are they just creeps who want to watch me poop? what do they do when nobody is home?


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]]> The Beach The Beach Fri, 07 Jul 2023 00:57:05 GMT 5:25 64a762e195c46300119b21ea false https://shows.acast.com/tuna-sandwich/episodes/the-beach 64a762e195c46300119b21ea 64a761e3997c500011952147 the-beach full 1 1 Sand?? the worst!! The beach is just a disgusting dolphin toilet.


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Sound Effects by bbc.co.uk – © copyright 2023 BBC



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]]> Sand?? the worst!! The beach is just a disgusting dolphin toilet.


Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett


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Sound Effects by bbc.co.uk – © copyright 2023 BBC



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