Turning the Blade

Did they find Avandra

Mon, 02 Feb 2026 05:42:48 GMT

In this episodes of Turning the Blade (also recordable as dumbies in Dungeons) the party has made it to the Underworld to get Avandra oh wait that should have been last episode but Kallen failed to save the audio so they are already there and... wait is that a Walmart Parking lot?

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From Athens To Troy

Fri, 05 Dec 2025 07:03:24 GMT

The Group has finally made their way to Hades... But there's some love in the air and rocks are never good for a ship.

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Olympus at last

Wed, 19 Nov 2025 04:06:00 GMT

In this episode we find Alexander, Maracnus, and the Gnome made it to Olympus to get the ability to enter the underworld to retrieve avandra's soul.

Content Warning: Sexual jokes, violence, profanity.

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A dusty predicament

Mon, 10 Nov 2025 15:46:53 GMT

While recording, but was truly the first episode of this season, Kallen made the mistake of not downloading necessary. Voice line so well in his car he ended up trying to redo it with just his voice and from his memories this won’t happen again hopefully apologize for the terrible audio quality that is car produced. You also forgot the cast members name referring to Greydy character as the detective or the cloak individual and Zack’s character as the old note we hope very much that you enjoy this first episode of Sandy a western noir DND podcast.

Warning: sexual innuendos, violence, and profanity

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Into the lair

Wed, 29 Oct 2025 03:33:23 GMT

Join Zach and Kallen in a small side quest while waiting for Aiden to learn how to manage time! All jokes of course (SHHHHH no one reads these anyway)

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Through Checkpoints, Taverns and Windows

Wed, 22 Oct 2025 07:56:54 GMT

With the party making it to Rockfelt we see them try and find their way to Avendra, the only one who can destroy the amulet

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Twog, the reboot

Tue, 07 Oct 2025 18:58:43 GMT

Greydy's mic is a tad bit cooked in this episode, be WARNED! It will be fixed in the next episode, promise. Join Jack, Maracnes, and Alexander in the world of Greydy's insane writings, lets see where this party goes.

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We're doing a reboot

Sun, 05 Oct 2025 00:04:47 GMT

We're back by player demand to remake season 1 of this fun loving podcast with Atlas, Gunther and Hanklin with a surprise fourth character

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How to play evil characters

Wed, 20 Aug 2025 00:34:09 GMT

This is my personal advice for playing a evil character (Alignment-wise) in D&D 5e or any other TTRPG.

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How to write villains better as a DM

Sat, 09 Aug 2025 18:00:00 GMT

Sorry for the long wait I had to make a change and decide what to do with this silly little podcast I might start another actual play some day but for now here's how I would write villains better.

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D&D Advice Episode 1: Session Zero Advice

Sat, 07 Jun 2025 09:05:04 GMT

How do you run session zero in a ttrpg specifically D&D. Well, here's some advice from Kallen Kutz on how to get that done.

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Best of Wishes

Sat, 24 May 2025 06:00:00 GMT

We are putting a close to this podcast, go ahead and make the story you think our fabled heroes had after the curtain closed. Enjoy your days and keep on moving forward.

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Shopping Time

Thu, 08 May 2025 07:05:31 GMT

In this episode as the title says our heroes after getting out of the Underworld are going to be shopping. Sorry for the short upload this week more content will be ready for next time.

Content Warning: Profanity, sexual content, violence

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Hades World Part 2

Sat, 26 Apr 2025 18:00:00 GMT

Paris and Theophanes are back at it in Hades World the amusement park. There will be gambling and games galore. Enjoy

Content Warning: Profanity, Sexual content, violence

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Bi weekly upload announcement

Thu, 17 Apr 2025 05:16:44 GMT

Just an announcement that we will be switching to biweekly and there will not be a full new episode this week. Thank you all for listening.

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Hades World: The Hottest Amusement Park

Sat, 12 Apr 2025 18:00:00 GMT

This is a short fun episode with little to no bearings on the rest of the season where we had some fun with Paris and Theophanes as they make their way to Hades World for a time of fun and japs. There will be a part two that will come out next week but in any case enjoy the rest of your day and remember, never make a wish for some sketti.

Content Warnings: Profanity, sexual content, loud noises

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Theophanes: God of Sketti

Sat, 05 Apr 2025 18:00:00 GMT

In this episode our group of foolish heroes have finally made it to Hades' domain. What will they do on the way there and now that they've made it there what secrets will they uncover and find in full. Tune into this riveting story to find out.

Content Warning: Profanity, sexual innuendoes, and violence.

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Mount Olympass

Sat, 29 Mar 2025 18:00:00 GMT

We're back with Season three of turning the blade DMed by Greydy with Paris, Azrael, and Theophanes heading to Mount Olympus with them taking a short side tour in another town.

Content Warnings: Profanity, Sexual content and violence.

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Tune in next week

Tue, 18 Mar 2025 23:14:22 GMT

We will be back next week for Season Three with Greydy back as DM

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Mutants and Masterminds Part 1

Sat, 15 Mar 2025 18:00:00 GMT

While Greydy is dealing with some homestyle things Kallen ended up stealing the Reigns of GM to bring Jacan and Aiden into a new TTRPG system.

Content Warning: Profanity, violence, sexual innuendos,

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Gorgon I'm home!

Sat, 08 Mar 2025 19:00:00 GMT

After leaving the town of Rockfelt to head to Mount Olympus but first they stop to rest for the night... wonder what will happen here.

Content Warning: profanity, sexual content, innuendos and violence.

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Tommy part 2

Sat, 01 Mar 2025 20:00:00 GMT

After defeating the evil possessed guards will Theophanes succeed in his date with Malice or will it go down. Will the penguin and tin man make it into the governors house or will they fail. tune in to find out.

Content Warning: Sexual content, violence and profanity

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Tommy part 1

Sat, 01 Mar 2025 19:00:00 GMT

After making it to Rockfelt our heroes must face off against a dark energy that has leaked out of the amulet. Will They win or will they lose?

Content Warning: Sexual content, violence and profanity

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Apologizing for life getting hectic

Sat, 22 Feb 2025 19:00:00 GMT

As the title suggests we weren't able to get the gang together for a new episode of the podcast but we hope you'll continue listening, the next episode should be going up next week.

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Episode 1 part 1: Amulet of Gold

Sat, 15 Feb 2025 19:00:00 GMT

In this newest season of the podcast we have a brand new DM in Greydy and Kallen is back in the player role with Jacan and Aiden. Let's see what these fools do.

Content warnings: Profanity, sexual innuendos and violence.

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Episode 1 part 2: Travel montage

Sat, 15 Feb 2025 19:00:00 GMT

After Paris asked if they have wagon wheels we will see if this group of discount AGPS (Ancient Greece Postal Services) gets to Rockfelt safely or if they come across some complications along the way.

Content warnings: Profanity, sexual innuendos, and violence.

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Season two recapping

Sat, 08 Feb 2025 19:00:00 GMT

Hey everyone thank you all for listening to Season two of this silly goofy podcast, following this week will will start season three which will be DMed by Greydy who played Evan Pines. So keep your blades sharp and your wet stones wet.

Content Warnings: Sexual content, profanity

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Episode 11: The rewriting (Finale part 2)

Sat, 01 Feb 2025 19:00:00 GMT

Starting to reach the end of the challenges the heat is turning up. Will they win or will Tibun's lose spell defeat for the rest listen to find out.

Content Warning: Profanity, violence, sexual content.

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Episode 11: May the games begin (Finally part 1)

Sat, 01 Feb 2025 18:59:00 GMT

Our heroes have official started the final challenges to save the universe, but will they win?

Content warnings: Violence, profanity, and sexual content.

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Book in the Wall

Sat, 25 Jan 2025 19:00:00 GMT

After a terrifying battle with Grullmar and the collector maybe the dumbasses can rest.... or not.

Content Warning: Profanity, violence, and sexual content,

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Survivor's Apocalypse

Sat, 18 Jan 2025 19:00:00 GMT

In this episode Kallen leads Aiden, Jacan and Jared through a brand new ttrpg system that he designed himself. The system is called Survivor's apocalypse.

Content warning: Crude language, violence, sexual innuendos, and violent descriptions.

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Episode 9 Thinking within portals part two

Sat, 11 Jan 2025 19:30:00 GMT

Here is the second half of the funny latest episode of Turning the Blade. Will Amile survive, will Evan succeed or is the town of Breadstone doomed?

Content Warning: Sexual innuendos, profanity, cartoonish violence, taphophobia.

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Episode 9 Thinking within portals part One

Sat, 11 Jan 2025 19:00:00 GMT

Sorry For the shorter episodes this week there was too much on the audio files and had to be cut into two parts.

The party is fighting for their life but will they succeed.... Who knows.

Content warnings: Sexual innuendos, profanity, and violence

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Frosty Reception

Sat, 04 Jan 2025 19:00:42 GMT

Wow, so everyone is singing and there's a frost giant how will they ever get through it. Well Watch this newest installment of Turning the lade to find out!!!

Content Warning: Profanity, Sexual innuendos and violence

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Thank you for listening

Wed, 01 Jan 2025 02:35:49 GMT

No we aren't going anywhere but we are making some changes; new members, new goals, new promises and of course a thank you. To you specifically for making this silly little goofy podcast possible at all.

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Holiday Announcement

Tue, 24 Dec 2024 01:58:36 GMT

Just wanted to say thank you for listening and then telling you to look out for some changes coming with the new year.

Thank you all for the listening.

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Sing with me

Sat, 21 Dec 2024 19:00:00 GMT

Worlds are collapsing and the college students we all know and love are in danger will they escape? If they do how? and will Kallen finally turn in the DM cap, and why is he so annoyed right now? Tune in this week to find out.

Content warning: Sexual content, violence, mention of drugs and alcohol, profanity, sexual jokes

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Christmas Mini episode part 2

Sat, 14 Dec 2024 19:00:09 GMT

In this episode we see the end of the last episode will mirth be spread or will gloom be spread or will some other feeling be spread... Listen to the episode to find out.

Content Warning: Profanity, Innuendos

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Christmas Mini Episode

Sat, 07 Dec 2024 19:00:56 GMT

In this episode we get to meet a brand new player Kallen is back in the player seat and Christmas is in Danger.

Content Warning: Profanity, Sexual innuendo and violence

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Episode 1: The Beginning

Sat, 30 Nov 2024 19:17:57 GMT

We have made it to Season two and we are following Amile Orco, Eddie Payce, Evan Pines, and a mysterious Plot.

Content Warnings: Sexual content, violence, mention of drugs and alcohol, profanity, sexual jokes

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Wait.... What?

Sun, 24 Nov 2024 07:49:13 GMT

Wait is that it? Did Kallen really just quit like that no warning everyone is getting what they wanted? I don't know what to say except that I am very disappointed in him for that.

Content warnings: Comic violence, profanity, sexual content

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First contact

Sat, 23 Nov 2024 19:00:00 GMT

Let's just say that this group of college students should never be in charge of anything... From causing a boy band to lose their next big break to slaying the competition (Not in the good legal way) to forging some iffy alliances and enemies with so much it all had to be split into two different parts.

Content warnings: Comic violence, profanity, sexual content, graphic descriptions

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TNH: Thermo-Nuclear Homunculus

Sat, 16 Nov 2024 19:00:59 GMT

Evan saw his Dad? or someone else that just looks like him. Eddie may have made a deal with an old friend. Oh and Amile is just kind of there. And don't forget that Eddie's Homunculus understands thermo-nuclear physics.

Content warnings: Comic violence, profanity, sexual content,

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Deadly Party Part 1

Sat, 09 Nov 2024 19:00:00 GMT

In this episode the three college students fight for their lives and learn some devastating truths. Audio Warning: Kallen's audio started to reverb and wasn't able to be fixed in editing.

Content Warnings: Sexual content, violence, mention of drugs and alcohol, profanity, sexual jokes

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Deadly Party Part 2

Sat, 09 Nov 2024 19:00:00 GMT

In this episode the three college students fight for their lives and learn some devastating truths. Audio Warning: Kallen's audio started to reverb and wasn't able to be fixed in editing.

Content Warnings: Sexual content, violence, mention of drugs and alcohol, profanity, sexual jokes

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Episode 1: Dude, where's my college

Sat, 02 Nov 2024 18:00:09 GMT

What happens when you throw three college students into a world of fantasy, did you think they would save the lives of many, fight the fight of good, do what is needed? Well, if that's what you think it would be... then you would be very wrong. Follow Evan Pines a self defense influencer college student, Eddie Pane a chemistry major that lost his football scholarship, and Amile Orco a nuclear physics major who hasn't called home since going to college. Also prepare yourself for brain rot jokes.

Content Warnings: Sexual content, violence, mention of drugs and alcohol, profanity, sexual jokes

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Season one and two announcement

Tue, 29 Oct 2024 18:53:05 GMT

We have a big announcement

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Halloween miniepisode

Sat, 26 Oct 2024 18:00:00 GMT

In this episode we welcome two new players and the returning player Greydy with Kallen taking on the role as DM.

Content warnings include: Sexual innuendos, profanity, violence and high pitched noises.

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Apologizing for Kallen's mess up

Wed, 16 Oct 2024 17:51:37 GMT

So, Kallen failed to save the audio for the miniseries so you get another apology, this will not happen again.

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Apology 3

Sat, 12 Oct 2024 20:20:39 GMT

This apology was made by only Kallen

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Episode 3: Revelation

Sat, 05 Oct 2024 18:00:00 GMT

Well here we are back again, kinda safe in Horric Manor or at least safer than those other Gnomes. It also seems like the "heroes" are becoming fairly more like heroes.

Content warnings:

Audio gore, profanity, sexual jokes/ innuendos, graphic description, violence, mention of drugs and alcohol, and triggering scenarios.

All jokes made in the episode description and during the podcast are not made with the intention of hurting feelings or being taken seriously. If we say that someone is stupid we do not mean to insult anyone with a below average IQ watching the episode, don't worry we know you're smarter than them.

If you have any questions feel free to ask them we might answer them in a sharpening the blade episode.

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Apology 2: Electric bugaloo

Sat, 28 Sep 2024 18:00:50 GMT

Here we are again asking for your forgiveness as we miss yet another full upload this week. This is partially out of our control but we still feel terrible about it. This week we have Keaton Burgess so that is a massive plus.

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Sharpening the Blade episode 3

Sat, 28 Sep 2024 18:00:10 GMT

We may not have a third episode but we do have a Sharpening the blade with Keaton. Full episodes will resume next week.

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Apologize

Sat, 21 Sep 2024 18:00:00 GMT

This is a formal apology for what happened this week, don't worry we didn't do anything illegal or hurt anyone, at least we hope we haven't.

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Danielle and Dark Reveals

Sat, 14 Sep 2024 18:00:06 GMT

Our intrepid heroes *Cough cough* Fools *cough cough* finally made it to Dalton Horrick's Manor, but trust me if you had asked them where they were going they probably would have no clue. In this episode be ready for violent action, graphic descriptions, devastating intimidation tactics, audio gore, foul language, sexual jokes, mention of drugs and alcohol and innuendos. As always I will be your describer of their heroic adventures and if you have any questions ask them here, on Instagram @turning_the_blade, or on their Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/TurningTheBlade.

Thank you for not telling them I said anything.

If you have any questions feel free to ask them we might answer them in a sharpening the blade episode.

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Sharpening the Blade Episode 1

Sat, 14 Sep 2024 17:00:00 GMT

This is the first episode of the after show talk show where we discuss the episode and answer viewer questions. Leave any questions you have in the comments of videos or contact us on Instagram @turning_the_blade to ask questions.

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Into the Valley

Sun, 08 Sep 2024 15:14:13 GMT

Warning: audio in this episode is fairly grainy/distorted in the beginning and during some of the middle. We are struggling with microphones cause technology hates us.

In this episodes we meet our three heroes as they perform good deeds to save the good of man-kind fight devastating monsters and saving the innocents... Okay their gone now, in this episode be ready for violent action, graphic descriptions, devastating intimidation tactics, foul language, audio gore, sexual jokes, drugs and alcohol mentioned and innuendos. Oh shoot they’re coming back, don't tell them I said anything. As always I will be your describer of their heroic adventures and if you have any questions ask them here, on Instagram @turning_the_blade, or on their Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/TurningTheBlade.

Please don't tell them I said anything.

If you have any questions feel free to ask them we might answer them in a sharpening the blade episode.

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