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#173 - Metallic Lurkers and Are You Dating an Idiot? Pt.2

Sun, 26 Apr 2026 23:01:00 GMT

This week, Iain shares a bunch of weird reports from Spain that detail encounters with a variety of weird metallic entities that were witnessed from up close in people’s bedrooms, to random places like the side of the road!

And then Jordan brings us a much-needed part 2 of a segment done years ago! “Are You Dating an Idiot?” From people who can’t understand the most simple workings of how day turns to night, to someone that can’t figure out gravity. It’s all fun and games on this episode of TGWU!

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#172 - Bankers, Boats, Betrayal and Phonetic Alphabet Fails

Sun, 19 Apr 2026 23:01:00 GMT

This week we find out just how (apparently) a financial titan could have (potentially) planned one of the greatest oceanic disasters of the 20th century and (maybe) in the process (supposedly) also sunk his competitors! So (they say) the central banking system of the US could (possibly) be created.

And then Jordan brings us something inspired by Iain’s garage interaction last week because, as we all know, Jordan likes to rub it in and today he does not disappoint, as he brings us an entire segment on the phonetic alphabet. From people getting it wrong to the worst kinds that exist! If last week didn’t have Iain pulling his hair out, this week he’ll certainly have none left.

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#171 - Real Life Star Wars and Crappy Pub Jokes

Sun, 12 Apr 2026 23:01:00 GMT

This week on Iain’s parents’ favourite podcast! Iain kicks things off with the retelling of not one, not two, but three bizarre battles that took place in the skies right above hundreds of witnesses’ heads over the span of half a decade that involved what appeared to be, for all intents and purposes, UFOs!

And then Jordan has decided that being dark is keeping him awake at night, so this week he’s here to lighten things up a bit with some of the best rubbish pub jokes! Write them down and stick them in your arsenal, ready to whip out next time you’re down your local with your pals!

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#170 - Hellish NDEs and Pondering Zombie Survival

Sun, 05 Apr 2026 23:01:00 GMT

This week we dive into a few different types of hell! Iain starts with the quite literal version, with stories of people who have had the misfortune to experience near death, and ended up in some form of hellscape! Complete with cruel creatures, despair, and lakes of fire!

But then Jordan talks about all the things we’d often overlook if hell came to us in the form of a zombie apocalypse! And let me tell ya, it seems like there’d probably be a number of things that were out to get us before the zombies even came into the equation! So take note and stock up because, these days, it wouldn’t surprise me if it was just around the corner. Bloody zombies.

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#169 - Woeful War Crimes and Weird Wall Finds

Sun, 29 Mar 2026 23:01:00 GMT

#169 - Woeful War Crimes and Weird Wall Finds

It’s April Fools week! And what better way to celebrate than to switch up Iain and Jordan’s roles and it you’ve listened to March’s bonus episode over on our Patreon, then you’ll know that Jordan is currently in his DARK phase! And today is no different as he kicks things off with a guided tour through the history of the infamous Japanese Unit 731! A dark patch in history that saw human experiments, horrific acts and a complete disregard for human life all in the name of “scientific advancement”. Grim stuff.

And then Iain follows up, tries to forget all the horrific atrocities committed, and brings a list of the weirdest things found in people’s walls! Esoteric charms, cash and bodies of all varieties show up. So we’ll back to the light-hearted stuff eventually, you just gotta ride this train with us.

Happy April Fools!

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#168 - Ancient Divination & Dirty Industry Secrets

Mon, 23 Mar 2026 00:01:00 GMT

This week we kick off by talking about the Scarborough Sci-Fi Festival, taking place on the 18th-19th April, because we’ve been invited to do a panel! Two days, two one-hour talks with our good friends Paul Sinclair and James Koppert, with the chance to come and chat with all of us afterwards. If you like aliens and poltergeists, you can pick up your tickets here:

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But it isn’t long before we start the spooky, because Iain has a full section on divination! From the well-known to the obscure, we find out how the ancients tried to figure out what might be happening in their future.

And then it’s Jordan’s turn, and he’s here to dish the dirt. Bringing us insider knowledge about companies; the things the public never hears about but every employee definitely knows. From recycling madness to utter wastefulness, Jordan tells it all.

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#167 - Psychic Dog & Sanctioned Benefits

Mon, 16 Mar 2026 00:01:00 GMT

Today we start with a small conversation about sickness and Iain being haunted by a woman that now has outside verification by none other than Jordan.

Then the good stuff! Iain kicks things off by telling us all the heartwarming story of Jim the wonder dog! Possibly one of the world’s only, true psychic animals.

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Then back to the psychic dog! Could Jim really tell the future and read minds? Iain says yes! Jordan’s says “whatever, Iain.” But what do you think?

Then Jordan does what he does best (his main passion of delivering TGWU segments; NOT dropping cards) and tells us 10 examples of those who lost their Job Seekers Plus benefits for the most outrageous, ridiculous, and inhumane ways. This really will have you shaking your head. Then you’ll remember about Jim and smile again.

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#166 - Origins of the Bermuda Triangle and Paranormal Tales Pt.2

Mon, 09 Mar 2026 00:01:00 GMT

This week we start by discussing Iain’s lack of sleep and the fact that Jordan’s dog is a skinwalker. But it soon descends into the GOOD STUFF!

Iain starts by talking about one of the most famous stories that gave the Bermuda Triangle its horrible name - taking planes and the people that are flying them. It’s the story of how just after the World War II, six planes went missing, never to be seen again, cementing that three-sided bugger’s legacy.

And then in an unprecedented turn of events, Jordan gives us a part two to last week’s episode! Remember? Need me to refresh your memory? OK. It’s the internet’s most unhinged paranormal encounters part 2! And this week we encounter upright spooky dogs, other ghosts that make you think it’s a dog, and choose your favourite Two Guys Hotline number jingle! Mine’s the metal version - signed, Iain.

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#165 - Threshold Guardians and Paranormal Tales

Mon, 02 Mar 2026 00:01:00 GMT

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This week we start by talking about the importance of riders! Those things that stars, celebrities and artists (like Adele) demand are in their dressing rooms.

But then the good stuff - Iain starts with guardians of the threshold; those that are placed in supernatural situations to stop you, or your ethereal self, going to those places where you ain’t supposed to go! What are they? Why can’t you go into the VIP area of the astral plain? No idea, but they’re there!

Then Jordan gives us an extra paranormal fix by telling us some of the internet’s most unhinged paranormal encounters! Where we hear of all sorts of creepy encounters, including doppelgängers, premonitions, and sleep paralysis Demons to name a few! It’s all manner of spooky on today’s TGWU!

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#164 - Un-Ignorable Past-Life Proof and Moral Dilemmas

Mon, 23 Feb 2026 00:01:00 GMT

This week, it’s proof-time!

Iain brings you the story about a young boy who claimed to have past-life memories. But, you see, the man this boy used to be was in the public eye! So just how did a four year-old know all the ins and outs of the life of a Hollywood talent agent? How did he prove it? All will be revealed before Jordan changes tack from his usual! Today he brings us a collection of entirely real studies and moral problems - conundrums designed to make you ponder. Some horrible; some philosophical; but all super interesting!

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#163 - Shape Shifting Witches and Confusing SMS

Mon, 16 Feb 2026 00:01:00 GMT

First off, we shut up talking about personal lives at 17:55 but we start off by talking about the horrors of waiting for a new microphone and the joys (and awkward incidents) of Jordan’s recent trip to Spain! so if you don't want to hear that, feel free to skip. We won't be offended.

But then we kick off the good stuff! And it all starts in Canada, where Iain tells us about a family that was plagued by a series of poltergeist activity that came from an angry shape-shifting witch (allegedly).

And then Jordan gives the very best of a recent trend that is “read a text and go about your day” - which is when you get a text from a loved one, you read it and then just kinda… smile a smile of WTF, and get on with your day! Solid stuff!

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#162 - Real Zombies and We’re All Getting Old!

Mon, 09 Feb 2026 00:01:00 GMT

This week we are going full horror as Iain starts off by discussing zombies! Not the types that you find in horror movies, like those fast runners or even the ambling kind that are easy to escape, but the REAL kind. The kind that involves sorcerers, being drugged, slave labour, and having your humanity stripped away.

And then we follow up with a stark reminder that we are all indeed aging. But maybe you hadn’t noticed? Well luckily Jordan is here to put that right, as he has a list from the Internet that details other people’s realisations that time is a-ticking!

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#161 - Buried Greys and Mis-Schooled Days

Mon, 02 Feb 2026 00:01:00 GMT

Welcome to a rather reminiscent episode! I guess you could call this Episode 82 Pt.2 - for we feature featured these topics all those years ago. And that means that today you’re getting another story of some aliens that were buried in our sweet soil, and a list of things that were taught to us in school that were later disproven in our lifetime! So expect crashed saucers and BIG FOOD getting involved in teaching the next generation. All this and more on this week’s episode!

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#160 - Number Stations and Useless Inventions

Mon, 26 Jan 2026 00:01:00 GMT

This week we’re getting creepy and more pointless than usual! Iain starts by telling us about some of the creepier number stations out there, the things that were supposedly created to give coded messages to spies, but if that was their purpose, why are the same ones that played during the Cold War still around today? Could they actually be meant for the ears of something more… alien?

Jordan then gives us some of the most useless and pointless inventions that have been thought up, created, mass-produced, and sold! Yes, SOLD! So if you’ve ever needed crisp dust protection or a pet that needs zero effort to look after, then listen up because this might just be the segment for you!

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#159 - Yorkshire Aliens and 3pm VS 3am

Mon, 19 Jan 2026 00:01:00 GMT

Today we’re starting off in Yorkshire, where we meet a guy who was out for a delightful little walk around the moors. Typically tranquil, but for him, it was a winter walk like no other! For he was unlucky enough to have met an alien (rather him than me!) and he brought home PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE!

Jordan then poses us a question; one you may have never thought about before: what’s normal at 3pm but terrifying at 3am!? I know, I know, hard hitting. But fear not. You do not have to think, for Jordan has a good number of examples for us. Let us know if you agree! And let us know what comes to mind when you’re posed with this deep question.

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#158 - Misleading Ghosts and Weird-Bay

Mon, 12 Jan 2026 00:01:00 GMT

This week Iain tells us the story of a haunting! The kind that’s feels left over from some kind of horrors past. But don’t let the name fool you; there are no booties involved! (I know, I was angry too.)

Jordan then tells us some of the most useless things ever sold on eBay! Because who doesn’t need Justin Timberlake’s half-eaten French toast?!

All kinds of madness today! On the world’s sexist podcast.

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#157 - Hearing GUYS: A Super Special Birthday Bonanza!

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 00:01:00 GMT

Welcome to 2026 and a very special episode of Two Guys, What’s Up? Where this week, we’re forgoing the creepy history and internet oddities to CELEBRATE! It’s birthday week! We’ve got Jordan’s, Iain’s, Paul’s - and the Podcast itself - all levelling up a year! So to celebrate, they’re all in a room together (along with another special guest) to play some games, have a few drinks and party! And you’re all invited!

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#156 - New Years Rituals and Regrets

Mon, 29 Dec 2025 00:01:00 GMT

Welcome to a New Years special! This week Iain gives us some new years lore. All that fun stuff you celebrate on December 31st? Born of protection rituals from the fae! Plus some weird things that us humans use to believe; stuff that the new year could bring in if you weren’t careful. Main takeaway? Stay away from mirrors.

Then Jordan looks back on the year and tells us about the internet’s most embarrassing memories. But it soon turns into Iain divulging all the embarrassing situations he’s gotten himself into! So grab a glass, fill it with booze (if you’re of drinking age, of course) and get ready to celebrate with us as we ring in the new year - Two Guys style!

Happy New Year to all our listeners! Have a good one! Watch out for fae, and we’ll see you in 2026!

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TGWU 2025 Christmas Present (Just Another Episode, Sorry)

Thu, 25 Dec 2025 00:01:00 GMT

We hope you are all having an amazing Christmas Day!

You’re probably wondering why we’re here. Well, we couldn’t leave you to cook your Christmas dinner while listening to old episodes of the show (as you do), so we figured we’d just give you something new to fill your ears while you prepare your sprouts.

It’s a spooky little tail of when the actual devil did a little visit to England! So, nothing short of spectacular. But what else would you expect for the big day?

Enjoy! And merry Christmas, happy holidays and, whatever you’re celebrating, we hope you have a fantastic day!

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#155 - Christmas Goblins and Weird Festive Family Traditions

Mon, 22 Dec 2025 00:01:00 GMT

Welcome! Deck the halls and joy to all mankind - today is TGWU’s Christmas special! And we ain’t here to disappoint! Iain gives us some creepy Christmas lore from the days of old in goblin form! The kind that likes to ruin your day and make your food inedible!

And then Jordan gives us some of the internet’s weirdest admitted festive family traditions. From people who don’t know the difference between Christmas and Easter, to those who simply steal things! It’s a very, merry festive episode.

Merry Christmas and happy holidays to each and every one of our listeners. Have a wonderful festive period and we’ll see you… on Christmas Day? *Hint hint*

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#154 - Sky THINGS & Paranormal Shower Thoughts

Mon, 15 Dec 2025 00:01:00 GMT

This week we’re bringing the festive spirit with a bizarre sting of aerial phenomena. Sounds and sightings that all started on Christmas Day of 1964. What was it? Well, they just called it a “thing” - Jordan on the other hand? He called it everything else under the sun!

And then Jordan brings us some shower thoughts — but not the kind you’d expect! These ones are more of the paranormal kind. The kind that keep you awake because they make you think and they’re spooky as hell!

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#153 - Scythe Swinging Skeletons and Smelly Sickness

Mon, 08 Dec 2025 00:01:00 GMT

Today we’re on a double-dose of the weird. Iain kicks things off with some real, reportedly true accounts of people who’ve actually seen the Grim Reaper. But is he a genuine entity out there doing the rounds, or did we humans make him up!? Did we just will him into existence, accidentally manifesting a spooky cloaked skeleton who pops by when your time’s up?

Then Jordan gives us a trip down a delightful little rabbit hole, all about people who can supposedly smell illnesses. Apparently, Iain’s one of them! But is this a real thing? Can some people genuinely sniff out disease? Can you do it? Come give me a sniff will ya? NHS waiting lists are massive!

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#152 - Paul Sinclair Interview Special

Mon, 01 Dec 2025 00:01:00 GMT

Welcome to a special episode! You read that title correctly; following on from the October live show, we’ve got Paul back for a full 1-on-1 (well… 2-on-1) interview. He tried to get away, but Iain’s legs were longer. So please enjoy our open, funny, and genuinely fascinating chat with unexplained researcher and experiencer Paul Sinclair.

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#151 - Terrifying Triangles and Top Tech Tips

Mon, 24 Nov 2025 00:01:00 GMT

Today we’re finishing up Iain’s eight-part series of intertwined mystical madness by heading to another spooky mountain! Expect similar vibes but totally different stories from the BENNINGTON TRIANGLE!

Then Jordan tells us some cool things people have done to automate their life! (And a really helpful shortcut including three L’s - always helpful for when you need a laughing face emoji.) But he tells us about NFC tags, iPhone shortcuts and all the ways people have made their lives easier.

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#150 - Mount Shasta and Scam Master

Mon, 17 Nov 2025 00:01:00 GMT

Today we’re starting at the most famous mountain in mysticism: Mount Shasta! The Californian mountain that’s apparently part spiritual vortex, part alien airport, and part interdimensional Wi-Fi hotspot. Over the years, this snow-capped peak has hosted everything from Lemurians to UFOs, among much, much more…

Then Jordan gives us a much-welcomed public service announcement on how to NOT fall victim to common scams. The ones designed to pull at your heartstrings, make you think you’re getting a bargain, and drain your bank account all the while! But fear not! Jordan has all the secret details on how to avoid falling for them, and it’s all in this week’s episode.

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#149 - Immortal Secrets and Deathbed Confessions

Mon, 10 Nov 2025 00:01:00 GMT

Today we’ve got two stories at opposite ends of the spectrum; the first of a guy who won’t die, and five others who reveal their biggest secrets as they reach their final moments!

Iain first tells of the legend of Count Saint Germain, the mysterious 18th-century figure who baffled Europe by never seeming to age, claiming he’d mastered every skill under the sun while performing tricks and wowing royalty. Was he a time traveller? An ascended master? Or just the world’s most committed liar!?

Meanwhile, Jordan takes us on a tour of some horrible purportedly true deathbed confessions. From people admitting to life-shattering secrets they’d held onto all their lives, to one bloke who swore he’d been the real D. B. Cooper! And it’s all coming at you (get ready; click play when I say this)… noooooooow!

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#148 - Sleepy Seers and Laziest Admissions

Mon, 03 Nov 2025 00:01:00 GMT

Welcome back! Today, we’re talking about people who like to do… not very much. But while the person that Iain tells us about was asleep, he use to do things like hand out cures and predict the future! It’s the story of Edgar Casey, aka the Sleeping Prophet! Was he really spouting sleep truths? Or was he just dream-speaking a load of nonsense? You decide!

And then Jordan gives us the internet’s most lazy people and their worst admissions. It’s a compilation of those who, I’m sure, also like to sleep, but did not do things like tell the future. They did things like break up with their partners because they couldn’t be bothered washing or texting daily. Quite the contrast! And it’s all coming up in today’s episode!

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TGWU Super Spooky Halloween Countdown Ep5

Fri, 31 Oct 2025 00:02:00 GMT

Today we’re finishing up in North Yorkshire, in the quaint village of Hutton-le-Hole. Don’t let the name fool you—this place may or may not have been home to tales of ghosts, UFOs, fairy tricks, and all manner of high strangeness. It’s a village where the weird and wonderful come out to play. And it’s just in time if you ask me. Happy Halloween! Have a spooky night, don’t let the aliens bite, and we’ll see you Monday.

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TGWU Super Spooky Halloween Countdown Ep4

Thu, 30 Oct 2025 00:02:00 GMT

Today we’re going back to old-timey Scotland for the bizarre case of the Glenluce Poltergeist. Stones thrown, food spoiled, it was a mug graveyard! And unseen hands tearing through a poor tailor’s home. Was this one of Britain’s earliest documented hauntings? Seems so.

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TGWU Super Spooky Halloween Countdown Ep3

Wed, 29 Oct 2025 00:02:00 GMT

Today’s Halloween countdown tale takes us to early 1800s Tennessee, where the Bell family was tormented by an invisible force that scratched, shouted, and swore it would kill the head of the household. This is the chilling legend of the Bell Witch.

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TGWU Super Spooky Halloween Countdown Ep2

Tue, 28 Oct 2025 00:02:00 GMT

Welcome back! One day closer to Halloween and another bite size bit of creepy. Today we’re heading to the small town of Van Meter, Iowa. For one terrifying week, townsfolk swore they were being stalked by a winged creature with a glowing horn on its head. Was it a monster? If not, what exactly did they shoot at!?

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TGWU Super Spooky Halloween Countdown Ep1

Mon, 27 Oct 2025 00:02:00 GMT

Hello! While you may be shocked to see a second upload today, fear not—it was intentional! For the next five days we’ll be bringing you a new spooky tale, each from a different corner of the paranormal, to get you in the mood for Halloween.

In today’s bite-sized Halloween episode, we’re talking about one of the most famous alien abduction stories of all time—the case of Travis Walton. Back in 1975, he vanished in Arizona for five days after a supposed close encounter with a UFO. But was it a genuine abduction? Or just a hoax that spiralled way out of hand? You decide! We’ll see you tomorrow for more spooks!

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#147 - LIVE HALLOWEEN EVENT 2025 ft. Paul Sinclair

Mon, 27 Oct 2025 00:01:00 GMT

Hello, you gorgeous bunch of spooky creepers! Welcome to the TGWU 2025 live Halloween special. This year, we’re showing you some of the best bits recorded from our recent first live show! Featuring guests James Koppert, Ian Linford, Pamela Hayward, and Paul Sinclair! It was an amazing night of spooky chat; perfect to get you in the mood for Halloween! But if that doesn’t do it for you, we end with an Iain-created quiz that tells us just what kind of Halloween creepers we are. And you can take the quiz too, as it is below! Test your friends and test yourself - let us know what kind of Halloween entity you are. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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#146 - Theosophy, Prophecy and Animal Debauchery

Sun, 19 Oct 2025 23:01:00 GMT

Welcome! Today we’re going deep! (Take that however you please.) First Iain takes us through a history of Theosophy; from its beginnings, through its rise, and all the scandal that came with it.

Jordan then tells us some of the stranger mating habits from some of the most awful animals to ever grace our delightful little space rock.

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#145 - More Lost Lands and More Lost Minds

Sun, 12 Oct 2025 23:01:00 GMT

Greetings, fellow Fifth Foot Race-rs! Today Iain brings us the tail of ANOTHER lost continent (I know, I know, it’s the last one, we swear!) but this time it’s the story of the egg-laying knowledge-seeders known as the Lemurians! The supposed ancient-er than Atlantis race that now hide out in mountains, waiting for us to ascend enough to give us all the answers we so sorely need.

Jordan then fills us in on some stories of when people (even people who were suppose to be smart) were so adamant they were right, but in reality they were WRONG! Like one guy who thought that we “completed” science - but it was just getting started!

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#144 - Atlantis at Worst and What Came First

Sun, 05 Oct 2025 23:01:00 GMT

Today we’re covering a classic! But not in the way you’re expecting. Atlantis! Was there really an advanced landmass that sunk beneath the waves, damned by gods for its arrogance and greed? Or was it just Plato’s very fancy way of saying “don’t be a git”? For centuries people have been trying to prove it was real and everyone’s convinced they’ve cracked it. So grab your snorkel and your scepticism, because we’re swimming into one of the deepest mysteries on Earth.

Jordan then does what he does best - makes Iain look stupid. And today, he’s doing it in the form of a quiz! But not just any quiz, it’s a ten-question bonanza, all starting with the simple question: “What came first?” From cookies to crosswords, we guarantee you’ve never heard these before. So play along, shout at your phone, and make sure you let us know how you did against the mediocre brain of Iain.

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#143 - The Missing 411 and Anger-Induced Stupidity

Sun, 28 Sep 2025 23:01:00 GMT

Here on this podcast, we’ve said it before, and today we’re saying it again: sometimes people go missing. This time, we’re looking specifically at the unfortunate people who’ve been unlucky enough to experience the Missing 411 phenomenon! From those who disappeared and returned with strange stories, to those who vanished and never came back.

And then Jordan brings us a list of people who got so angry that their brains just stopped working, leading them to blurt out the daftest sentences, completely defusing the situation and making themselves look just a little bit silly in the process.

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#142 - End of Summer Party ft James Koppert

Sun, 21 Sep 2025 23:01:00 GMT

Well, summer is sadly officially over - but that doesn’t mean the party has to stop! Here at TGWU headquarters, we believe the party should never end so to help us ease into autumn, we’ve re-invited our pal James, host of The Fortean News Podcast, to bring us some creepiness, both local and personal! But that’s not all; Iain has a selection of cursed objects for us to sink our teeth into, and Jordan rounds things off with a paranormal quiz for James (and Iain) called “Paranormal or Poppycock?”. So put your knowledge to the test against him, and let us know your score before you also check out James’ show. Here’s to a spooky autumn!

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#141 – Elvis Lives While Language Dies

Sun, 14 Sep 2025 23:01:00 GMT

This week we’re tackling one of the internet’s favourite mysteries. Is Elvis Presley still alive? Did he really NOT die in 1977, but instead hang up the jumpsuit, grab a Bible, and re-emerge as Pastor Bob Joyce? The evidence is… interesting, but we’ll let you make up your own suspicious mind.

Meanwhile, Jordan brings us a much more serious investigation—into the absolute art form that is the internet’s best typos. From accidentally calling friends horrible names to sentences that sound like they were written by a confused fridge, we’ll be celebrating the keyboard clangers that made internet history.

So whether you’re wondering if Elvis is hiding in the choir stalls, or just after some catastrophic spelling, we’ve got you covered. One part conspiracy, one part comedy of errors, all parts nonsense.

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#140 – Venusians in Love and Mistranslated Menus Pt 2!

Sun, 07 Sep 2025 23:01:00 GMT

Hello! What a glorious day to see you! Today, Iain kicks us off with a good old-fashioned alien contactee story packed with love, confusion, and all the alien trickery you’d expect from the buggers. Then Jordan brings us a round of mistranslated gems; on the menu today? Well… menus! All those delicious items that have been hilariously butchered with English translation errors. It’s the kind where you’d order some food just to find out what on Earth it is you’d get! And when you do, let us know, will ya? Bone apple teeth!

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#139 – London Monsters, Mistranslated Signs, and A Very Special Interview

Sun, 31 Aug 2025 23:01:00 GMT

Welcome, welcome! Whether you’re here for the first time, the 139th time, or somewhere in between, this week you’ve got yourself a good one. Today’s episode is stacked! We clear up a few things we’ve talked about before, and we’ve got an interview with a very special guest you’ll definitely want to stick around for.

First up, Iain’s bringing us a story of a so-called “monster” that stalked the streets of 18th-century London. Was it a creature of nightmares… or just a truly horrible human? Either way, it was a horrible time and women lived in fear!

Then Jordan’s back on peak Jordan form with some brilliantly mistranslated signs. If you remember “various and confused pizzas,” this is part two, only bigger, better, and even crazier. (And yes, the pictures are up on YouTube and Spotify if you’re listening there.)

And to round things off—we’ve got a list. But not just any list. A while ago Jordan asked Iain to get a certain someone to write a little bit on the little things their partner does that drive them mad. There is a list! but instead of us reading it out, that certain someone has stepped out of the shadows to deliver it themselves directly to Iain’s face.

It’s a packed one today, folks!

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#138 - Possible Vampire & The Reality of the Small Print

Sun, 24 Aug 2025 23:01:00 GMT

This week we’re diving into two kinds of monsters; one that (apparently) stalked a North London cemetery, and another that lurks in the fine print of every program you’ve ever absent-mindedly clicked “I agree” on in order to use it.

First, Iain takes us deep into the eerie legend of the Highgate Vampire: sightings, séances, duelling occultists, and a media frenzy that turned a graveyard into ground zero for Britain’s creepiest supernatural soap opera! Then Jordan shines some light on some of the weirdest, funniest, and downright sinister things hidden in common user agreements. From clauses about souls to surreal rules no one noticed before, clicking just to get to your juicy new piece of software. Vampires, contracts, and questionable decisions? Sounds about right.

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Ep137 - Summer Party Podcast!

Sun, 17 Aug 2025 23:01:00 GMT

Welcome to a special episode of TGWU! It’s the middle of summer and we’re all feeling the heat, so grab a cocktail and sit back as we take a break from the paranormal and internet oddities, to invite regular-guest Paul (Moonback) on the show for a game of “Would You Rather?”

Full of laughs, revelations, and a damn good time had by all!

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#136 - Paranormal Tech and What Stuff Can’t You Do?

Sun, 10 Aug 2025 23:01:00 GMT

Welcome back! It’s Monday and we’ve got the goods! Iain kicks us off with some (reportedly) true stories of the technology we use every day, recording evidence that we’re not alone in this world! From alien abductions, Alexa recording things, and smart watches - they record it tall!

And then Jordan reminds us that the paranormal isn’t the only thing we need to worry about, as he gives us a list of things that people have said they still can’t do but feel like they should be able to! Like…

“I’m 37, can’t make my wife smile” - Iain.

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#135 - Mysterious Monsters and Relationship Goals

Sun, 03 Aug 2025 23:01:00 GMT

This week, Iain takes us deep into the shadowy streets of old Toronto to uncover the story of the Cabbagetown Monster! A bizarre figure said to have inhabited the sewers in the 1970s. Was it a misidentified cryptid; a trickster spirit; or something a little more ordinary?

Then Jordan shifts tones, but keeps the chaos, with a collection of things that people do to their partners to purposefully infuriate them! Including a fair few of our own revelations, that means we’re not the perfect husbands we thought we were.

Oh, and watch out for those pesky ads!

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#134 - Aliens, Healings and Where Are The Chairs!?

Sun, 27 Jul 2025 23:01:00 GMT

This week, Iain tells us about the story of Jerry Wills! The man who claims to have been healed by alien beings (or something similar, but let’s be real - it’s definitely aliens) and guided by intuitive downloads, along with a little bit on of onboard power, to heal the sick! We discuss his strangest claims, the stories of miraculous recoveries, and ask the big question - is Derren Brown an alien?

Then it’s over to Jordan, who, in light of his wedding aniversary! (Happy anniversary, Jordan 👏 ) brings us something a little more earthbound but no less bizarre: a chaotic list of the most unhinged things wedding guests have ever witnessed. From a lack of furniture, to a story from his very own wedding! Nobody’s walking down the aisle unscathed today - but don’t worry, the healing is at 5pm in the marquee. Then cake.

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#133 - Alien Family Drama and Psychological Marvels

Sun, 20 Jul 2025 23:01:00 GMT

Disappearances are unfortunately a sad reality. People go missing and we’re lucky to have people who are trained in looking for those lost loved ones. But what about when the police say nu-uh? What about when your entire family goes missing because the aliens did it, and there’s no one to help you? Well, that is today’s mystery as Iain tells us the story of Mrs. Beardtoes, and her encounter with a family-jabbing bunch of aliens!

And then, Jordan turns to the nicer side of psychology as he tells us some interesting and thought-provoking experiments tried through the years. From how dumb babies are (not our words), to how mice can be sympathetic! I think we can all learn a thing or two, as Jordan gives us all a lot to think about.

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#132 - Misremembered Abductions and Lifesaving Life Hacks

Sun, 13 Jul 2025 23:00:00 GMT

Oh hello, it’s a little early in the morning to be waking up, isn’t it? Oh, and what’s that outside your bedroom window? A sweet little nocturnal critter? Or is it an alien grey using its mind tricks to make you misremember your own abduction!? Definitely the latter - and don’t worry - Iain has all the facts on SCREEN MEMORIES! The phenomenon when paranormal creatures dress up as Earth creatures to mess with your head!

And then Jordan is very hopeful that you’ve got some writing utensils handy! Because today, he’s got life hacks! Yes, he’s done them before; but at least one of them may well save your life! So pay attention, or don’t, but do write them down as this week it’s all about keeping yourself safe.

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#131 - Psychic Spies and Nearly Perfect Crimes

Sun, 06 Jul 2025 23:01:00 GMT

Hello! Are you well? Great! Today, Iain has the story of Pat Price; a seemingly ordinary guy who turned out to be the CIA’s best asset! That is until he saw something he shouldn’t.

Jordan then tells us about some (dumb) criminals who ALMOST got away with their crimes. They were SO close!! But one thing (usually their own stupidity) got in their way, causing them to feel the full brunt of the law!

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#130 - Goblins Got Moves and Minds Got Changed!

Sun, 29 Jun 2025 23:01:00 GMT

Welcome to a double dose of the paranormal! The Guys have joined forces to bring you not just your regular segment as presented by Iain, but a full second segment presented by the one ands only Jordan! First Iain tells us about a line of dancing goblins that was seen by a farmer in France. These weren’t break dancing mind you, it was more the spooky kind. Confused? Dont worry, it’s all explained. Then Jordan gives us a list of people who didmi believe in the paranormal UNTIL THEY EXPERIENCED IT! So her they are, fir your entertainment, the spooky thing that changed these ordinary peoples minds into the ghosts of believing kind!

This week, the Guys are teaming up for a full two-segment dose of the weird!. Iain kicks things off with a strange tale from rural France where a poor farmer spotted a line of dancing goblins in his field. Not the breakdancing kind… the spooky, unnerving kind. Confused? Don’t worry, all is explained!

Then Jordan brings a list of people who didn’t believe in the paranormal — UNTIL THEY EXPERIENCED IT! Real stories, real weirdness, and some proper ghost-converting chaos and they’re all here, for your entertainment: the eerie encounters that made skeptics believe.

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Two Guys, What's Up? Trailer

Fri, 27 Jun 2025 21:40:10 GMT

Join us two guys, Jordan and Iain — as we dive into two new topics every week! in each episode, Iain brings you a brand new tale from the world of the paranormal. It might be a cryptid encounter, a haunting, or a deep-dive into one eerie aspect of the unknown that ties the weird wider paranormal world together. Then Jordan brings a list of... something. It’s never the same, never a basic top ten you're so use to hearing, and it's never what you’re expecting. It could be ridiculous, unsettling, or just plain unhinged! — but it’s always a fresh hit of dose of chaos pulled from the strangest corners of life.

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#129 - Ultraterrestrial Tricksters and Cold. Hard. Facts!

Sun, 22 Jun 2025 23:01:00 GMT

Welcome! This week, Iain gives us a full-on explanation all about the theory he sways more toward when it comes to what the paranormal may really be. Backed up by research… by real investigators!

Then Jordan does it again! It’s fact o’clock! But this time, it’s good! (We swear!) Intertwined with some of our own personal stories, we’ve got everything from how old bacteria is, to the temperature of lightning! It’s all go today!

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#128 - Wartime Reincarnation & Helpful Information

Sun, 15 Jun 2025 23:01:00 GMT

Welcome to Monday! And with it comes us. One of us is Iain! Who talks about Carl Edon; a guy whose life was taken too soon but, maybe, just maybe, he’s walking the Earth again because that’s what happened to him before - when he was killed in WWII! (But he was one of the bad guys, so we don’t mind laughing at him.) Strap yourself in for a true tale of reincarnation!

And then there’s Jordan. And today he is giving us all some advice that sounds weird… until you try it! And it works a bloody treat! From laser nipples to accepting yourself, Jordan has the lowdown on how to live your life to its fullest (even if it’s a bit of a strange process to get there).

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#127 - Word of Mouth Hauntings and Are You Dating an Idiot?

Sun, 08 Jun 2025 23:01:00 GMT

This week on an all new episode of your favourite podcast, hosted by the two chunkiest hunks this side of the Humber! Zozo! A creeper so contagious that even merely HEARING its name could cause you a little bit of a haunting. But I wouldn’t worry; he normally likes to talk through ouija boards, as the people in this week’s story found out!

Then Jordan does a public service. He tells us some of the internet’s stories from people who had the misfortune of running into a situation that forced them to realise they were, in fact, dating an idiot. So it’s kinda like a checklist: has your significant other done any of these? If yes - tell us! Then take that knowledge as you both sail off into your future together, no other action required.

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#126 - Time Travel Tales and Universal Laws

Sun, 01 Jun 2025 23:01:00 GMT

This week we’re traveling! Forwards! Backwards! Sideways!? Iain brings us stories from people who claim to have time-slipped—walked into alternate universes—and stumbled into scenes from the past. Are they real!? Survey says yes! But have a listen and decide for yourself.

Then Jordan’s got a list of things you’ve probably never even realised you do—little habits we all have that feel totally normal in the moment… but are actually kind of weird when you think about them.

What a time to be alive on a Monday!

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#125 - Dugout Dangers and Shower Thoughts

Sun, 25 May 2025 23:01:00 GMT

This week, Iain’s a little tender so cut him some slack as he muddles through a spooky story from Australia! It’s creepy time in the dugouts of Coober Pedy - creepy lurkers, aliens and cursed objects, on top of the snakes and spiders!? We’d love to go but it’s now firmly crossed off the Guys’ bucket list.

And Jordan gives us something to think about! In his first segment back after his break last week, he’s got some shower thoughts for us to ponder on. And watch out for the guys getting philosophical! (Promise it won’t be a regular occurrence.) Not one to be missed!

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#124 - One Beach, Two Brothers, and a Whole Bunch of the Bizarre

Sun, 18 May 2025 23:01:00 GMT

It’s happened! (And don’t worry, it won’t happen again.) This week Iain has written a segment SO BIG, that it was enough to fill a full episode! And it is a segment that will BLOW. YOUR. MIND. Iain talks about a recent study where two brothers team up to CAPTURE EVIDENCE OF THE PARANORMAL! and boy did they ever! UFO’s, entities, cold spots, unexplained radiation, and mysterious foot prints are just SOME of the weirdness they recorded, documented and measured. (And on a beach nonetheless so, summery vibes.) Jordan’s segment will be returning to its rightful place in the episode, next week.

The Eye on the Sky Study

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#123 - (Un)friendly Aliens and Even More Stoopider Quotes

Sun, 11 May 2025 23:01:00 GMT

Friendship - it’s a wonderful thing to have. A person to share your ups and downs with; through all times, good and bad; a shoulder to cry on; someone you know who will always be there. But what if that friend is a 10ft tall emotionally exhausting ALIEN!? Well, that’s what’s up for discussion today and, unfortunately, there ain’t just one of them. There’s a whole load of them! All directing a group of Italian people away from the greys… until they gave up.

And you all asked for it! And today, Jordan is finally delivering! It’s the “people saying stupid things” part 4! (Or 3?.. 5?) from the mouths of people who are lucky enough to even be able to string a coherent sentence together. Complete with all the daft things that their brain thinks is a good idea to chuck out their mouth. Let us know if you’ve anything to add to the next instalment, for Stupid Things part 82!

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#122 - Spiky Aliens and Crap Pub Jokes

Sun, 04 May 2025 23:01:00 GMT

The Greys are gone for this week and have been unfortunately replaced by reptilians - less scary (to Iain) - but probably actually worse. You be the judge as we hear one man’s recount of his multiple abductions at the hands of those giant green gits.

And then Jordan, in light of his recent Bonus Episode segment of DIRTY pub jokes, has decided that the main feed should definitely be blessed by something similar; albeit cleaner. So get ready for a scare and then a chuckle as we jump into this week’s episode!

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#121 - Haunted Waters and Famous Last Meals

Sun, 27 Apr 2025 23:01:00 GMT

The weather is getting warmer! What a delight, and what better way to keep cool than a dip in a lovely cool river. I’ve just the place; THE OHIO RIVER! But while you’re cooling off and enjoying a swim, watch out for creatures. Ya know, frog men, octo-men, and also watch out for ghosts… and UFOS. And make sure you don’t wander into the haunted towns along the river bank. Confused? Let me explain! This week Iain has all the spooky knowledge you need to know about the Ohio river, to help you steer clear of all the creepers.

But it’s not all horrors! Jordan is still here and after confirming his love for his preferred tech, he’s got a delightful little list of some of the most interesting Death Row inmates’ last meal choices. From the bountiful to the bizarre, those horrid folk really do have an eclectic taste. What would your last meal be, given the choice? Whether that be due to having your life cut short due to wrongdoings, or just knowing that a specific meal would be your last (I mean, we don’t think you’re horrible people, but!) let us know!

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#120 - A Kecksburg Nazi Connection and FESSHOLE Pt. 3

Sun, 20 Apr 2025 23:01:00 GMT

This week Jordan takes a trip down memory lane with his old pal, the Gorbster, as Iain brings us the Kecksburg UFO crash and it’s possible connection to a Nazi experiment that was meant to win the war, but instead, went horrifically wrong.

And then Jordan fills us in on his favourite posts from the past year in his annual wrap up of X’s (Twitter’s) favourite page for anonymous confessions; FESSHOLE.

So buckle up! It’s a wild one this week (no more than usual though so, don’t brace yourself too hard; don’t want you being disappointed.)

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#119 - Screeching Spirits & Ptolemy! Ptolemy!

Sun, 13 Apr 2025 23:01:00 GMT

Hello and welcome to this week’s lesson where we have have HISTORY coming alive in front of your very eyes, which is kinda ironic considering Iain’s telling us about BANSHEES! The spectral-screamers of Irish folklore that forewarn of impending death! But there’s more to the story, so come and hear Iain and Jordan be shocked and delighted (as we’re sure you will be too!)

And then, Jordan brings us up to date with some interesting content brought to us via FACEBOOK! It is, of course, the ‘Overheard in Waitrose’ Facebook page! And let me tell ya, there are some bangers; some fantastic one-liners and a name that no one on this Earth deserves. Truly, truly wonder stuff.

Oh and stay tuned for a bit of new (albeit daft) piece of music from us Guys AND the story of how Iain nearly ruined but managed to SAVE Mother’s Day.

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#118 - Soul Recycling and Germans Say What?

Sun, 06 Apr 2025 23:01:00 GMT

Welcome to this week’s episode of TGWU! Today Iain starts by putting us all in a bad mood, because he tells us about the machine that is recycling our souls; all for the use of our lovely human power. Like the matrix… but REAL!

But don’t you worry, because Jordan is here to cheer us up again and give us some of the best translations of legit German words that describe many of the people we see on a daily basis - but the translation gives them a humorous twist whilst retaining all the meaning involved. So join us mirror-killers as we jump into another fanatic episode!

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#117 - Roswell Like You’ve NEVER Heard Before! & The Unluckiest Lucky Man

Sun, 30 Mar 2025 23:01:00 GMT

Good morning, interested seekers of the truth! How ya doing? So today, we have ROSWELL! We all know about it; we’ve heard the story, so why are we talking about it? Because there’s loads of stuff! There’s extra stuff! There’s crazy stuff! There’s secret stuff and some stuff you definitely (may) not know! So hands at 10 & 2 and make sure you pilot your UFO more carefully than that EBE-1 did! As this week, we crash into the desert of TRUTH!

And then Roswell that ends well because, after that crash, Jordan tells us about another eight hundred crashes that all involved ONE MAN! But not just any man. This is the luckiest unluckiest man in the entire world! So, how do you define luck? Being lucky for being able to survive such horrors? Or unlucky for being involved in them in the first place?

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#116 - Haunted Hotels & Horny Heads

Mon, 24 Mar 2025 00:01:00 GMT

Welcome, weary travellers, to this week’s episode! Check your bags at the door and keep your wits about ya! Because today we’re discussing one of the most horrible hotels around; from suicides to murders, and ghosts to summoned demons! Us Two Guys would like to introduce you to the CECIL HOTEL!

Then from hotels to seaside trips, Jordan tells you the story of the BUM HEADED GOBLIN SNOGGING MONSTER OF SCARBOROUGH! This terrible creature lurks beneath the cliffs and only comes out to snog unwitting passers by! Is it real? No. We made it up. But it’s a jolly good story nonetheless.

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#115 - Human-Like Creepers and Unexplained True Events

Mon, 17 Mar 2025 00:01:00 GMT

This week we get icy! As Iain takes us on a trip to the artic waters to discover the Ningen! A creepy creeper who likes to freak out research vessels. But just what is this thing? A cryptid; an undiscovered animal; or an alien, feeling us out from the worst possible vantage point? Listen in and let’s discuss.

And then Jordan tells us some reportedly true tales from ordinary, every day people that seemed so strange to them, they just can’t explain it. From synchronicities to spirits who look out for you, we truly do cover a wide range of real, spooky happenings!

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#114 - Photographed Phantoms and Five Crimes, What’s Up!?

Mon, 10 Mar 2025 00:01:00 GMT

If this week, while you’re listening to our humble podcast, you happen to pull your phone from your pocket, open your camera app, flick it to selfie mode, and snap a little picture of yourself… would you be shocked if you were to see a deceased loved one lurking behind you in that photo? Perhaps not! Perhaps you’re used to Iain’s subject for his weekly ramblings; SPIRIT PHOTOGRAPHY! Join us as we discuss the origins; the tricks; the mediums; and perhaps…the truth(?) behind it all!

But then, don’t you dare take a break because it’s a quick turnaround to Jordan, where he brings us five lovely little stories. Nothing too heavy, nothing too hard-hitting. You know, only FIVE UNSOLVED MURDER CASES! That’s right! It’s true crime time! He’s dipping a toe, he’s changing lanes, and he’s scaring the heebie-jeebies out of us all! So sit back and enjoy.

(Oh, by the way, Iain’s voice is bearable this week.)

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#113 - Kenwood Abduction Hobs & Is It A Train or a Bird!?

Mon, 03 Mar 2025 00:01:00 GMT

Waaaah! Welcome to the sick-cast! First and foremost, apologies for Iain’s broken voice, but if you can put that aside, then you’re in for a treat as we bring you Ep1 vibes accompanied by the most crustacean/door to door sales person-themed alien abduction you’ve ever heard!

And then Jordan is back at it again! And it is time to test your knowledge; can you tell which of Jordan’s words are either a train or a bird? And second to that, can you beat (/win) Iain?! How did he do this time? So many questions to answer on this week’s episode of TGWU!

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#112 - Recycled Souls & Ridiculous Vet Calls

Mon, 24 Feb 2025 00:01:00 GMT

Hiya! Ooh, brr, it’s cold, innit? How about two guys in your bedroom to help warm you up!? … Wait, that didn’t sound right. Let me clarify:

This week, Iain tells us the story of two girls who passed — but was their story over? Or were they reunited with their parents in another incarnation? Is reincarnation real!? Iain gives the facts; you make the decision.

Meanwhile, Jordan, spurred by essentially moving into his dog’s registered vet surgery, has written down some of the strangest encounters vets have had with the ones who accompany the cute, furry creatures that follow them through their clinic doors; the owners.

So, from reincarnated twins to vampiric pet owners, this week the Guys have it all pretty much covered, sure to shelter you from the winter’s cold.

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#111 - Haunted Hammersmith and Convincing Conspiracy Quiz

Mon, 17 Feb 2025 00:01:00 GMT

Welcome to another Monday! It’s the beginning of the work week; but fret not! The Guys have the goods to get you through the tough times.

Iain kicks things off in true Iain style - with a half-baked sense of a good idea - and regails us all of a little-known spooker, the Hammersmith Ghost! There’s just a few questions, some more pressing than others, but we just wanna know, was the ghost really a ghost?

Jordan then does what he does best and tries to make Iain look stupid by testing his smarts, but this time it ain’t some general knowledge, it’s all about what he knows best! Or does he…? Dont forget to play along at home as Jordan gives us 10 conspiracy theories, some existing and some that are simply fabricated, and the aim of the game to correctly weed out the fact from the fiction! So the question is, did he make Iain look a fool by proving he actually knows nothing more than that which he researches and reads from a scrip every week? Or does he really know his craft and smashes it out of the park with a big old 10 out of 10?! But more to the point, how many do you know and can you beat our resident tinfoil hat wearer?

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#110 - Alien Absurdity & Extreme Desperation

Mon, 10 Feb 2025 00:01:00 GMT

Good morning! Hope you’re all doing well - but if you’re not or you’ve had a rubbish weekend, don’t you worry your pretty face; Iain’s got you covered! Sit back, relax, and enjoy as he takes you through two of the weirdest alien encounters out there. (Not weird in a “high strangeness” kind of way - more of a “WT actual F?” kind of way.)

Then, Jordan fills us all with love as he finally answers a question that’s been lingering on the tip of everyone’s tongue for years; but we’ve all been too afraid to ask. Just how far would a woman go to get laid? A post was made (not by us), research was gathered (also not by us), and content was shamelessly taken (yeah, that was by us) to finally bring you the answers you‘ve been after for so long! Happy Valentines!

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#109 - Do You Wanna Play A Game?

Mon, 03 Feb 2025 00:01:00 GMT

Do you like games? If you answered yes, then you’re in luck! Because today is game packed!

To kick things off, Iain gives the history, followed by a couple stories, of people who have had a little play of The Ouija Board! Is it all fun and games? Mostly no.

Then Jordan has one of the most peculiar pub/not so pub quizzes you’ve probably ever heard. He’s testing Iain - but you can all play along! Let us know how you did, and if you did better than Iain! A.K.A., the smartest podcast host in world! (Writeup by Iain.)

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#108 - Secret Labs and Witty Labels

Mon, 27 Jan 2025 00:01:00 GMT

Good morning! This week we’ve a horrible story and some wholesome stuff for ya!

Iain kicks things off with the story of Christina Tilton; the lady who claims to have been abducted, given a tour of an under ground facility, which culminated in some horrible experiments! Definitely one to add to the ‘aliens are bad’ column.

Jordan then gives us the opposite side to unclear instructions as he tells us some of the funny, the strange, and the hilarious labels that have been found within all manner of items.

Please send your application to be part of the alien landing defence team to twoguyswhatsup@gmail.com. (Weapons will not be provided, so do bring your own.)

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#107 - The Flatwoods Fiasco and Wands Out

Mon, 20 Jan 2025 00:01:00 GMT

Hello, fellow humans! This week Iain tells us the story of the infamous Flatwoods Monster! The creepy thing that was dubbed a monster when it was clearly an alien! I mean, c’mon, it came from a UFO for Pete’s sake! Anyway, it’s the story of an encounter that freaked out a town and maybe there was more than that was repotted than you know. Well, Iain's got the goss!

And then Jordan gives us a taste go his new favourite pastime - changing words within well-known media to the word “willy”! Yes, you read that right. This week, from the words of Harry Potter! I guarantee you’ll be doing it yourselves.

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#106 - Unwanted Possession and Instructions Unclear Ahem

Mon, 13 Jan 2025 00:01:00 GMT

This week, Iain decided to look at a proper intellectual book! It’s one about possessing spirits though, so don’t worry. It is the book that details why the ghosts of those who no longer inhabit their own physical body, can indeed attach themselves to us living, walking meat-cases - the horrible effect that it can have upon us!

Jordan then gives us a little rundown of some of the interesting, weirdest cases of ‘instructions unclear’ *ahem*. It’s the thing where you buy something new, or you take advice from somewhere, and the instructions don’t give you a picture of what to do; or they’re so ambiguous, they just make no sense at all. It’s all fun and games this week with your favourite Two Guys!

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#105 - The Guys’ Birthday Special ft. Special Guest

Mon, 06 Jan 2025 00:01:47 GMT

Hello and welcome to a very special episode of Two Guys, What’s Up? But why is it special? Well, this week marks the birthdays of both of the Guys! But it’s not just them celebrating another journey around our star; it’s also the birthday of one of our most esteemed friends and longtime listeners!

You’ve heard his spooky stories, he’s been mentioned more times than the Guys’ respective partners, and today, he’s here with us! We’re thrilled to introduce you to the one, the only, Mr. Moonback!

Join us as he tells us about his eerie tales, his views on the paranormal, and even some science-talk thrown in for good measure. All this unfolds under the guise of a major birthday bash! And for those who’ve missed our beloved Mad Libs, Paul joins in for the podcast’s first Mad Libs Threeway!

Expect laughs, scares, and a whole lot of wheeze-laughing. So grab a drink, have a laugh, and help us celebrate our birthdays.

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#104 - Creepy Christmas and the Anaesthesia Logs

Mon, 30 Dec 2024 00:01:34 GMT

It’s here—our final episode of the year! And what better way to wrap things up than with a chilling mystery? Aliens? Burglars? Or just some seriously dodgy driving? Whatever the cause, there’s a family that’s vanished without a trace, leaving us all scratching our heads.

Then, inspired by a recent encounter (albeit via his wife), Jordan dives into some hilarious and bizarre stories from people waking up from the fog of anaesthesia. Trust us, you’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, and maybe even question reality itself.

Thanks for sticking with us in 2024—here’s to a brilliant 2025! See you next year! X

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A Christmas Gift From The Guys

Wed, 25 Dec 2024 00:01:58 GMT

Merry Christmas, everyone! We hope you’re all having a wonderful day! Maybe you’re just beginning your day, hauled up in the kitchen preparing your Christmas dinner. Or maybe you’re stuffed full of all that delicious Christmas food, had a couple o’ drinks and are sat chilling in your favourite chair ready for a little Christmas dose of the Two Guys!

Whatever time of your day, here is a little taste of this month’s bonus episode to help you drown out all those family members you only see once a year; or to at least give you a little chuckle as you relax into your holiday. So what ever you’re up to, have a wonderful Christmas, and we’ll see you on Monday!

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#103 - Freaky Fortean Festive Frolics

Mon, 23 Dec 2024 00:01:11 GMT

HAPPY HOLIDAYS! And welcome along to a very special festive Episode of Two Guys, What’s Up? This year our very good friend James Koppert at Fortean News Podcast and Confessions of a Ghost Boy invited us along to take part in his annual festive quiz - and we snapped up the offer! So join us this year in a bit of all sorts; spooky, funny and informative as us three Guys get together for a bit of good ol’ Christmas fun.

Have a very Merry Christmas, have a wonderful holiday period - Love from Jordan and Iain xoxo

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#102 - A HORRIBLE Christmas Mystery and Is That Really News?

Mon, 16 Dec 2024 00:01:26 GMT

Welcome! Welcome, one and all. We’re getting into the festive spirit here at TGWU HQ, but only for that to be ruined as Iain tells us the unsettling story of house fires and disappearing children. This is your warning; it is NOT a happy ending. But is it paranormal? Jordan says no, Iain says yes! (Because everything is paranormal to Iain)

And then Jordan cheers us all up by telling us some real news headlines from around the world that just make you go…huh? The kind that doesn’t seem like news; the stories that are obviously filler when nothing else was happening in the world. And it just so happens that those kind of headlines are bats**t crazy! So cuddle up with a festive Bailey’s hot chocolate, and let’s get festive, sad and then happy - in that order!

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#101 - Alien Evidence & Dull Mens’ Shenanigans

Mon, 09 Dec 2024 00:01:42 GMT

Welcome back to Episode 1 of a brand new hundred! To kick off this new centennial, Iain tells us the creepy story of two men’s abduction story while out on a scenic camping trip. But this case is a little more believable as it has EVIDENCE!

And then Jordan brings back a segment that our Patreon Bonus content listeners will be familiar with - The Dull Men’s Club, Facebook Group! Jordan shares some of the more interesting posts from the group and, let me tell ya, the stories are anything but dull. You’ll laugh, you’ll learn, you’ll cry! Maybe they should change their name to “Not So Dull”.

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#100 - Super Special Spooky Seaside Spectacular

Mon, 02 Dec 2024 00:01:40 GMT

We’ve hit a milestone! 100 Episodes! To celebrate, the Guys have banded together to take you on a guided tour of their local area that is, quite frankly, FILLED with creepy creepers. From ghosts to screaming gusts of wind, the Guys cover it all, in the very location they supposedly happen in. So come along! Tickets are free! Just press play and join in on our super special seaside spectacular.

Thank you for joining us for 100 episodes of Two Guys, What’s Up? - and we hope you’ll join us for a hundred more! Much love, Iain & Jordan

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#99 - Phantom Social Workers and So’more Stupid Laws

Mon, 25 Nov 2024 00:01:43 GMT

If you hate talk of travelling, gigs and what we do or don’t eat in the morning; then you’re in luck because we only talk about that for about the first 10 minutes! But after that - it’s the good stuff.

Iain kicks off with the true creepy mystery that swept the UK in the 80’s and 90’s: phantom social workers. Those odd individuals who’d show up at your door unannounced, claiming to be official; telling you they are here to take your children - but disappear without a trace. Surely one to keep you up at night.

And then in light of us celebrating a whole 99 episodes! Jordan gives us one new law that was created in every year from ‘99 right up until present day! So if my math is correct *checks on fingers and foot fingers* - that’s 25 new stupid laws (plus one bonus one) that Jordan shares to boggle your mind. Let us know what you think is the daftest law brought into creation.

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#98 - Yorkshire Baddies and Gameshow No-no’s

Mon, 18 Nov 2024 00:01:30 GMT

Some prophecies are bunkum! How do we know? Well, the prophesied things never came to fruition! But what if a prophecy came from a hen? And I can promise you it’s not what you think. Today Iain covers the story of the Yorkshire Witch in a tale so wicked, you’ll have your wallets stolen.

And how many times have you thought “I need some money, I could go on a gameshow!” Well, THINK AGAIN! Because today Jordan tells us how it’s ain’t all peaches and cream, as he describes some gameshows that have unfortunately seen the light of day when perhaps they shouldn’t have. From hungry lizards to holidaying in a sock, today we really have got it all covered.

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#97 - Haunted Homes and Weird Weddings

Mon, 11 Nov 2024 00:01:02 GMT

Are you thinking about moving home? Or are you getting married? Well, take today’s episode as FAIR WARNING! As we discussed every and all possibilities that could go wrong with both!

Iain tells us of the Smurl family and their battle with ghosts in the house they bought to make their family home. Truly shocking paranormal events, far worse than anything you’ve ever heard before! (As told by Iain)

And if you might think you’re safe on your wedding day; your own special day - you’d be wrong! So listen up and take notes as Jordan tells us some of the weirdest things that has gone on at weddings. Dads trying to steal brides? Best men trying to steal money? DEATH!? We’ve got it all today! So strap in, pay your stamp duty, and let’s toast! To Mondays! 🥂🍻

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#96 - Mysteries Abound - Murdered Families and Medical Horrors

Mon, 04 Nov 2024 00:01:32 GMT

This week Iain talks us through a mystery that sees an entire family dead. Who did it? Why did it happen? No one truly knows, but the strangest part is the circumstances that surround it; so get your Cluedo cap on and see if you can work it out! ‘Cos we sure can’t.

And then Jordan tells us some of the weirdest medical conditions that can plague us humans. From the weird to the incredibly uncomfortable, we’re sure you wouldn’t want to experience any of these. And we sure hope you don’t.

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#95 - TGWU Halloween 2024 Spooktacular!

Mon, 28 Oct 2024 00:01:15 GMT

Gather round, creepy story and BOOze lovers alike! This Halloween on TGWU, the Guys are having a party - and you’re all invited! So grab your cocktails, and a rotisserie chicken, as we sit beside the campfire for a whole episode filled with scary stories, creepy mysteries, spooky-inspired cocktails, laughs, Iain not getting the meaning of Halloween, and even a small quiz! It’s a scarily fun-packed episode and we’re sure you’ll be howling at the moon with laughter. I hope that’s enough Halloween themed references for you, Jordan! God, you’re so demanding. Oh s**t the speech to text is still typing to what I’m saying. Please stop. Hey Siri! Stop! Siri st

COCKTAIL LIST!

VAMPIRE DELIGHT

2 shots lemon-lime soda (we used 7up)

2 shots cranberry juice

1 shot blood orange syrup (we used orange gin - poor decision)

2 shots vodka

SPOOKY HALLOWEEN COCKTAIL

4 shots orange juice

2 shots tonic water

1/2 shot lemon juice

1/2 shot agave syrup

2 shots vodka

HOCUS POCUS PUNCH

4 shots cider (we used Katy cider)

2 shots cranberry juice

1.5 shots orange seltzer (we used off brand fizzy orange drink)

1 shot ginger ale

VAMPIRE'S KISS

1.5 shots vodka

1/2 shot lime juice

1/4 shot cherry syrup (we used cherry brandy)

1 shot cola chilled

1 shot club soda

Sprig of rosemary garnish (we didn't put this in)

HOCUS POCUS BERRY COCKTAIL

4 shots blueberry juice

4 shots filtered water

1/2 shots agave syrup

1 shot lemon juice

1/4 cup blueberries (we didn't add these)

1/4 cup blackberries (or these)

2 shots vodka

Cinnamon for garnish (or this)

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#94 - Spooky Shadows and You’re Saying Sayings Wrong!

Sun, 20 Oct 2024 23:01:30 GMT

The world is filled with mysteries, as we’ve come to find out. But what if one of these mysteries isn’t some cryptid, isn’t an alien or some creepy spirit, but actually something that exists is every single situation we encounter daily. Shadows! Sentient shadows! Today Iain tells us about the spooky (supposed) reality that is shadow people! What they are, what they do, and what to do if you see one! It’s all covered in today’s episode.

And then Jordan takes a long hard look at the English language. This linguist wannabe looks at the sayings that we’ve all come to love and shows us just how wrong we are. He even gives us extended and long forgotten versions of popular sayings that might even change the meaning of what we’ve come to know them as today! Did you know any of these extended phrases?

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#93 - Pilot-Pilfering Aliens and Monstrous Food Combos

Sun, 13 Oct 2024 23:01:47 GMT

Sometimes people take flights. Sometimes for reasons of national security. And then sometimes the pilot gets abducted by aliens. And that is exactly the kind of story Iain has for us today; one of the strangest disappearances recorded in the UK. It’s the story of Captain Schaffer and the day he disappeared.

And then Jordan thinks “I once did a thing on the world’s worst cocktails - not good enough” and brings us some of the strangest food combos that the internet has to offer. Real food combos that seem like they don’t go together but apparently they do? You be the judge! On today’s episode with the Guys.

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#92 - Airborne Sex Toys and Public Darwin Awards

Sun, 06 Oct 2024 23:01:50 GMT

This week, Iain uncovers the horrific situation one family found themselves in, when their house came under attack from a spirit wielding an iPhone - amongst other things. From evil teddies to nasty notes, find out how this family finally rid themselves of the malevolent spirit once and for all.

Then Jordan gives us a, maybe slightly unethical, laugh as he tells us about some people who knocked themselves off our mortal plane in the silliest of ways; thus claiming the prestigious “Darwin Award”. And our laughing at this is perhaps made worse by the fact that it’s part 2! Part 1 can be found over on Patreon as part of our world-famous bonus episodes.

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#91 - A Hamster in Hand is Worth Two in the Garden

Sun, 29 Sep 2024 23:01:05 GMT

Us Two Guys would like to start this episode by saying that we take no pleasure in the death of beloved animals or pets. Now, with that out of the way, you're probably thinking, “What on earth are these two idiots going to talk about today?” whilst holding your face in your hands. But trust us, by the end of this episode, it’ll all make sense and you’ll be just as shocked and astounded as we were.

First up, Iain shares the bizarre story of a couple of heads that, once unearthed, wreaked havoc in the unsuspecting town of Hexham.

Then, Jordan fills us in on the strangest, most shocking, and most slapstick WTF ways people’s pet hamsters have met their end, as reported by the internet.

It’s a weird one. Hug your pets tonight.

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#90 - Spectral Tuggers and Special Drummers

Sun, 22 Sep 2024 23:01:04 GMT

Welcome one and all, BUT, drummers beware!

This week Iain takes us back to Edinburgh for a spooky tour around Greyfriars Kirkyard! Poltergeists, pooches and mourning mothers are amongst some of the ghosties often seen wandering the gravestones. But it ain’t all just creepers spotted in the distance, so stay tuned for the creepy tales and close-up personal encounters as we take a look around one of the reportedly most haunted graveyards in the world!

And then Jordan is after starting a band war as he tells us some of the internet’s best drummer jokes. Iain holds up his own but the jokes keep coming. Who’s side are you on? So join us today as we para-giggle our way through the spooky and hilarious.

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#89 - EV-cree-Py

Sun, 15 Sep 2024 23:01:52 GMT

Hello and welcome!

This week Iain talks us through the, perhaps lesser-known, history of EVPs (Electronic Voice Phenomena). That’s where creepy ghost voices can be heard in amongst the static of radio waves, the kind of radio waves that are absent of talk show hosts and incessant sport and news updates. The place where ghosts communicate with us; the living. Or do they? Stay tuned to hear a few and decide for yourself.

And then Jordan re-writes Ep22 and replaces its legacy with different kinds of facts. THE HORRIBLE KIND! Well, maybe not horrible, but they’re true and let’s maybe just label them “not so fun facts” - the kind that leave you smarter, but sadder.

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#88 - 18th Century's Answer to Edinburgh Fringe...?

Sun, 08 Sep 2024 23:01:47 GMT

lain is back from a trip to Edinburgh and he comes bearing tails! So pull up a chair and grab a sick bucket! Trigger warning: this one gets a little bit messed up in the middle! But either side of that, it's all creepy business as lain tells you about one of Scotland's most infamous sorcerers and how he just about dropped him self in it by being a little too honest!

And then do you remember the old "Yo' Mama" jokes? Well, us here at TGWU HQ decided it's time they made a comeback. So Jordan does the wonderful task of giving you a few to arm your self with, before you step into the big bad world. It's a funny one - just like Yo' Mama!

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#87 - Chairs, Monsters, Time Travel, Physic Warfare and...Derren Brown?

Sun, 01 Sep 2024 23:01:15 GMT

Welcome back to the long-awaited, greatly-anticipated follow-up to the Philadelphia Experiment! (Last week's episode for all of you scratching your heads.)

This week lain tells us a tale that's so crazy, so horrible! So mind-shatteringly scary that it might just be true! It is the story of The Montauk Experiment. The story of... eh... it's kinda difficult to sum it up here but you will not want to miss this week's madness on TGWU!

And then to wrap up, Jordan steps into Derren Brown's shoes and reads all our fortunes, sees into our souls, allows us a little look at our inner selves and then... lets us in on a little secret. Stay tuned to the end to hear the tricks of the trade.

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#86 - Philly’s Paranormal Claim to Fame & The Return of Apple Crumble

Sun, 25 Aug 2024 23:01:36 GMT

Lie yourself down in a dark room, close your eyes, and BRACE! Because this week Iain finally gets around to covering THE PHILADELPHIA EXPERIMENT. But there’s some… maybe lesser-known information that might just help back up this crazy sounding conspiracy!

And then Jordan revisits an old favourite and finally concludes his research on the strangest, sometimes hilarious, and almost always clever, reasons people have gotten their nicknames.

So set your conspiratorial mindset to “BELIEVER”, call your pal Chuffers (or whatever weird nickname you call YOUR pal) and let’s get on with the show!

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#85 - The Problem with Planes and Plants

Sun, 18 Aug 2024 23:01:15 GMT

It’s that time of the week again! That’s right, it’s Monday! And with it comes another creepy tale and some information that could in fact save your life!?

This week Iain recounts the spooky tale of alien kidnappers. You’re out for a lovely solo training flight and then BAM! You’re a Grey’s pet (that last bit might not be accurate.) So listen along to the sad, strange story of Frederick Valentich.

And then Jordan pulls us back down to Earth and gives us a rundown of some flora that you might want to omit from your salad! From burns to heart problems and even the possibility of death! These plants are not to be messed with.

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#84 - Spooky Galore - UFOs and Campfire Tales

Sun, 11 Aug 2024 23:01:04 GMT

This week Iain kicks things off with a couple of personal tails: 1) his most embarrassing moment of recent years, and 2) his first family holiday that didn’t quite go to plan.

But soon we jump into the good stuff and Iain continues talking, but this time about something slightly more paranormal! It’s the spooky true story of The Battle of LA. So many questions are asked, but are any answered? Make up your own mind and let us know what you think about this infamous UFO sighting!

Then Jordan takes the reigns, and this week it ain’t some light-hearted lovey list of internet madness, for you see he continues the spooky trend and brings you five creepy stories that have kept him up at night! They might do the same to you (or they might not) but the delicious little bonus two-sentence horror stories added on at the end might just tip you over the edge!

So grab your ears and sellotape them to your face to lower wind resistance, because it’s a crazy ride this week!

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#83 - Monsters Recorded in our Oceans and (Unethical?) Parent Hacks

Sun, 04 Aug 2024 23:01:47 GMT

The ocean is a vast, unexplored scary place. What could reside in it that we simply haven’t come across yet? Mermaids? A race of crab people? Or a giant (and I mean colossal) sea creature. This week Iain shows us some sounds that have been recorded in some of the deepest and most remote parts of our oceans. But they ain’t just noises; they’re unbelievably loud. So what could have caused these noises? Let’s explore in this weeks episode of Two Guys, What’s Up?

And then Jordan brings us back to dry land and gives a lesson on child care. And not just any old tips and tricks, but that of the more reportedly unethical by parents on the internet at large. Are they good tips? Are they actually unethical? You be the judge! As Jordan runs down some of the best he found written and posted by those who discovered them.

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#82 - Alien Burial Grounds and The Great Classroom Deception

Sun, 28 Jul 2024 23:01:00 GMT

This week on an all-new TGWU - Iain tells us of the fascinating, but maybe lesser known, story of the Aurora UFO crash. Is the proof of alien life buried just 6 feet under? Is the proof… proof enough? Find out this week as Iain reveals all the details! And then Jordan gives us a comprehensive list of things that were taught to us as children, that turned out to be just plain wrong! So if our tongue isn’t split in to five taste sections, what else are they lying about? Was the moon landing fake? Is the Earth flat? Is Santa even real!? Find out all the answers on this scrumptious episode of Iain’s parents’ favourite podcast.

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#81 - Proven Past Life Memories and God Awful Beverages

Sun, 21 Jul 2024 23:01:08 GMT

Oh my, it’s Monday again. I guess that can only mean one thing. Another dose of your favourite two guys. This week Iain his a go at redeeming his failures from long ago, and does it by telling us the story of one woman who remembers a life time she lived a couple though and years ago. The story of Dorothy Edey, who remembers her life from ancient Egypt. But she doesn’t just claim it, she proves it! So have a wee listen and let us know, do you think this is an obvious case of past life memories? Or is she just a fantastic magician? … and liar… and incredibly lucky person.

Then Jordan one ups his self! Do you remember a long time ago when he told is about the worst cocktails to ever be slid down the bar into the waiting hands of some creeper who would be crazy enough to drink it? Well today, Jordan blows that list out of the water bu telling us ten of the most disgusting drinks period! From poop to … what you’d usually call a sailor, shall we say… its bottoms up and all down the hatch today! So grab a glass and have a listen ‘cos its a wild one!

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#80 - Freaky Forests and Interesting Excursions

Sun, 14 Jul 2024 23:01:44 GMT

Welcome! This week the Guys give you all sorts of summer holiday ideas… then dash them all by telling you about how either spooky or (subjectively) bad they truly are.

Iain’s got the forest covered with three spooky tails of creepy encounters from hikers and campers, and Jordan gives you the aforementioned list of the strangest destinations that sound good on paper, but may not be worth the money!

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#79 - How We Faked the Moon Landing - Astronauts Are Jedis

Sun, 07 Jul 2024 23:01:44 GMT

The moon landing! A fantastic feat of human engineering and determination… Or it would have been IF IT HAPPENED! Today in this special of The ‘Two Guys Talk About What’s Up Cast’, the Guys ask the important questions; discuss all the points and even bring a couple of new and interesting theories to the conversation. So strap yourself in! Because this episode is on trajectory, straight for the TRUTH!

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#78 - Auto-gnome-biles & Unsatisfied Customers

Mon, 01 Jul 2024 00:26:43 GMT

Gnomes. Pesky little things. But as if they’re not bad enough as they are, imagine if they received their provisional driving licence; passed in record time and then used their newfound mode of transport to torment our children! Well, imagine no more, as Iain provides us the story of six children that encountered such a thing and the tales they had to tell!

Then Jordan talks us through some the wackiest Yelp! reviews that have been left for businesses, that just haven’t performed as well as these reviewers would have liked! Let’s hope there’s better reviews coming today for the Two Guys!

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#77 - Planes Aren’t Real & Sick Day Excuses

Sun, 23 Jun 2024 23:01:05 GMT

Listen to this episode while you can! Download it, save it! Share it with everyone you know before “they” take it down! The truth is out there, people! Planes are not real! Today Iain will guide you through the deceit and tell you all the evidence and reasons for the greatest coverup ever!

And then Jordan cools things down, takes us back to reality, and makes us all forget we live in a giant world of lies, by telling us the funniest excuses the internet has used to call in sick at work. How many of these would you try? What’s your weirdest excuses you’ve used for the simple pleasure of a non-sick-sick-day? Let us know at twoguyswhatsup@gmail.com

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#76 - Contact with the Dead - CONFIRMED & Fast Food Hygiene Horror

Sun, 16 Jun 2024 23:01:30 GMT

This week on your weekly check in with the Guys! Iain tells us about a séance group that made undeniable, 100% confirmed by science, contact with the other side, with tons of supporting evidence like photos, FBI-approved software, and recordings!

Then Jordan gives us all a reason to #stayhomesavelives and cook for ourselves; resisting the temptation of that delivery app has never been made easier for fast food. But it the easiest hard pass when you hear these horror stories of the disgusting things that go in kitchens all around the world, reported by the very people that have worked in them and witnessed it firsthand!

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#75 - The Skinwalker and AI Disappointment

Sun, 09 Jun 2024 23:01:56 GMT

Today on an action-packed TGWU, Iain tells the story of Lee Brickley, the man who wanted to get the bottom of the skinwalker and through his travels and discoveries, ends up with a concussion, two miles underground.

Then Jordan sets all our minds at ease with some of the funniest fails Google’s AI has to offer, from confidently handing out advice on clearly wrong cooking temperatures, to adamantly proclaiming that yes, dogs do indeed give birth baby cows.

A few things to stay tuned for: Iain’s wife gives her expert opinion, and your chance to claim a copy of Lee Brickley’s book 'SKINWALKERS: Real encounters with shapeshifters, UFOs and interdimensional beings' signed by your favourite Two Guys.

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#74 - Skinwalkers and Scammers - Two Kinds of Buggers

Sun, 02 Jun 2024 23:01:47 GMT

Hello and welcome to a brand new Monday, and with it a brand new check-in with your favourite Two Guys! So what’ve they got in store for us all today? Well! Iain takes us on a guided tour of the infamous Skinwalker Ranch, pointing out the myriad of spooky things that one family experienced when they lived on the ranch for just two short years.

And then Jordan counters the horrors by talking us through some of the best ways that receivers of scammers’ dirty attempts at deceiving, have in turn, wasted those dirty scammers time and had utter fools made of them by this who have been contacted via phone whether it be by text, email or the old fashioned call! So join us today, get scared, and have a giggle!

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#73 - Chemtrails and Critters: Real or Fake?

Sun, 26 May 2024 23:01:27 GMT

Good morning, you glorious gits! Today we ask you to crane your neck skyward as Iain unravels the mystery behind chemtrails; those possible trails left behind airplanes. Are they merely frozen water vapour left behind by a warm engine, or are they something more nefarious, purposely dumped over our heads for clandestine reasons?

And then Jordan tests all our knowledge with some unbelievable (real?) names given to some animals. Which are genuine? And which were made up, concocted by the mind of our very own Jordan? Play along at home and let us know how many you got right! Did you “win” Iain?!

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#72 - The Weirdest Mystery Ever Accepted and Legal Oddities

Sun, 19 May 2024 23:01:56 GMT

Today Jordan takes us on a journey of the “weird but legal”! He tells us a little story of Iain but, not the Iain we’ve all come to tolerate, an even weirder one; a parallel one. One so strange that you might want him arrested! But unfortunately, all the strange things that this Iain is doing is perfectly legal. Weird! But legal. So join Jordan for story time as we take a front row seat to see a day in the life of parallel Iain.

Then our Iain, the real one (weird but in a different way) and the one we’ve all gotten use to, tells us about one of the strangest yet most commonly accepted paranormal occurrences; JOTTS. When an item randomly disappears and re-appears, sometimes years later. Or something you previously lost, turns up in the strangest of places. Regular things that baffle you but are for some reason quickly brushed off as ‘Just One of Those Things’.

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#71 - When Palm Meets Face & Fairies Meet Aliens

Sun, 12 May 2024 23:01:15 GMT

Gather round! For today, as usual, the Guys have two fantastic segments for you! Like two halves of one perfectly ripe orange. Jordan starts us off with some stories from the internet of people who have either done the wrong thing, said the wrong words, or embarrassed them selves so much, that it’s caused their hand to fly palmward, almost involuntarily, straight toward their own face. But not before allowing us a glimpse into his private life with an embarrassing story from his very own wife.

Then Iain follows things up with some supposedly true fairy encounters taken straight from a cencus that was released, filled out by people who had their own story to tell. But, during all the delightful tales of the fae, we ponder, are they all they’re cracked up to be? Or is it just another disguise? Another mask donned by “the phenomenon”, whatever it may be, in order to carry out what nefarious plans they have for us poor unsuspecting, delicious humans.

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#70 - Three Guys, Whats Up!? - Interview With James Koppert

Sun, 05 May 2024 23:01:53 GMT

Hello and welcome to a very special episode where your regular Two Guys, for a brief interesting moment, become Three Guys as we welcome to the show, James Koppert. James shares with us his own ghostly encounters, some interesting information on investigations he’s undertaken, and his own views on just what that pesky paranormal could be. We share some laughs, have a grand old chat, hear some spooky stuff and maybe even made a friend along the way. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the spooky ride!

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#69 - Bedroom to Graveyard: Kinks and Death

Sun, 28 Apr 2024 23:01:11 GMT

Light the candles, pour a glass of Pinot gris, ‘cause it’s about to get sexy. Things are hotting up this week and, being episode 69, it’s all things hanky panky! You know, buttering the biscuit; doing the naughty dance; a little bit of ham, bam, thank you, ma’am!. Y’know… sex!

Jordan kicks things off with tales of the internet’s strangest true kinks and fantasies. And then Iain tells us a list of unfortunate people who have died during the double fun groin greeting. It’s a hell of a ride today. So rubber up! And let’s jump balls-first into the show.

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#68 - Monstrous Medieval Medications & Mind Boggling Marketplace Interactions

Sun, 21 Apr 2024 23:01:32 GMT

Facebook is a place where millions of people interact every day. With the inception of the “Swiss army app” - one app that does it all, came the Marketplace. And what a place it is, filled with some of the most bizarre interactions out there. Today Jordan talks us through some of the funniest, most entitled, and downright insane happenings to have ever been published to the world from real people’s experiences.

Iain then talks us through some of his favourite and crazy true facts (take that Ep22!) from the an awesome book of intriguing lists, ranging from weird Tudor period cures for common ailments, to reasons the church thought the black plague was a thing, and so much more.

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#67 - Absolute Alien Madness

Sun, 14 Apr 2024 23:01:06 GMT

Good morning y'all! I'm sorry but today you need to brace yourself; affix your crash helmet; stick on your goggles; pull up your socks and grit your teeth because we've a mad one. Starting off, Jordan eases us in nicely by continuing the language train with interesting origins of some everyday sayings. But then, things quickly go from a comfortable 30 to a face melting 100 very quickly when Iain regales the crazy story of one man’s bonkers investigation into multiple UFO sightings.. There’s twists, there’s turns, there’s men in black, plane crashes, missing people, and many, many unidentified alien crafts. So buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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#66 - Intercontinental Idioms and Alien Abductions

Sun, 07 Apr 2024 23:01:02 GMT

This week on Two Guys, What’s Up? Jordan reveals something you’ve all wanted know but never knew you wanted to know… what foreign versions of common phrases, that we use in everyday life, translate back to in English! And trust me, I’m very bad at describing things, but it’s actually hilarious. And then Iain, fresh off a fortnight of Easter holidays, (tired, in other words) reverts to default settings and brings you another strange tale of alien abduction: the case of Betty Andreasson Luca. Another weird one in the bag for the Two Guys.

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#65 - April Fools’ Fun Special

Sun, 31 Mar 2024 23:01:27 GMT

Hello and welcome to another episode of TGWU! Another special day and a special episode to match! As it is April Fools’ Day, the Guys put a lot of careful planning into bringing you some content the April Fool himself would love! Speaking of which, this week Jordan kicks things off with pranks that have backfired, gone wrong, or been downright strange (see: eggy wax paper). And if you’ve ever wondered where April Fools’ began, listen no further because Iain has got you covered! Unfortunately in true Iain style, it’s the weirdest origin story out there but what did you expect? So join us this week for some April Fool fantastic fun filled funny… frolics?

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#64 - Auditory Hallucinations and Awkward Situations

Mon, 25 Mar 2024 00:01:42 GMT

Entities of all shapes, sizes and kinds seem to like to mess with us humans. Our interest in the world of the paranormal can make the uninitiated easy pickings for some of these dark entities to prey on for a quick free dose of delicious human energy… but does the opposite exist? Are there other beings that have our best interest at heart? Well today Iain kicks things off with a *potential* story of just that nature. Are there helpful entities? Or is there a bigger picture we might be overlooking?

And then Jordan does what Jordan does best! Through masterful story retelling, makes us feel second-hand cringe from those who simply said the most awkward things in the wrong situation. Meeting your girlfriend’s dad for the first time? Don’t bring up your sex life! Someone had a death in the family? Don’t try and make them “see the brighter side”. All this coming up today in a steady mix of awesome stories, hearty fun and two idiots giggling at each other’s rubbish jokes!

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#63 - The Origins of Remote Viewing and Wiki-Madness!

Mon, 18 Mar 2024 00:01:21 GMT

What’s going on, pals! It’s Monday! And that means another episode of Two Guys, What’s Up? will soon be filling you up like a good first date!

Today is like any other Monday; Iain kicks things off with a fantastical tale of the spooky kind. Today’s creepy avenue of choice - remote viewing! Never heard of it? You’re in for a treat. Then Jordan follows form by bringing you some fantastically curated information gathered from around the internet. Jordan’s interesting avenue of choice? Wikipedia and all of the down right bizarreness it has to offer. Plug in, press play, and we’ll see you there!

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#62 - If My Tulpa Takes a Shower, Do I Get Clean?

Mon, 11 Mar 2024 00:01:54 GMT

Hello and welcome to another instalment of interesting and paranormal garble brought to you by your two favourite bearded buffoons! This week, Iain tells us about what happens when you put your mind to something a little TOO much. And upon hearing this, Jordan decided that said power cannot be trusted, with a mind as strange as Iain’s, and so decides to stop it in its tracks by simply destroying it live on the podcast with questions that have no answer in the form of shower thoughts! Arms and legs inside the crazy train at all times please, and get ready because it’s a mind-bending, Iain-breaking ride today!

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#61 - Bob Lazar Bonanza!

Mon, 04 Mar 2024 00:01:24 GMT

Hello and welcome to something a little bit different! The Guys join forces and team up together in research harmony to discuss the long and contentious history of one of the most famous whistleblowers - Bob Lazar. One Guy’s on the fence, while the other seems to have made his mind up. (We’ll you work out which is which!) Did Bob Lazar work with extraterrestrial technology? Is his story true, or is it just a fantastical fabrication? So sit back, chuck on your tinfoil hat, and let’s try get to the bottom of this incredible story.

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#60 - Vampires are Real?! Don’t be so Daft!

Mon, 26 Feb 2024 00:01:58 GMT

Rise and shine! It’s Episode 60! Open up those curtains and let in all that protective sunlight, grab a bulb of garlic and get your facepalming hand at the ready because today the Guys are taking you on a spooky and dumb rollercoaster. In that order! First, Iain fills us all in on the neck-chomping creatures that we all know as vampires, and then Jordan follows it up with an expertly executed Pt.3 of The Dumbest Things People Have Ever Said. It’s a pointy-toothed brain-hurting episode, but it’s funny too! So it all balances out. You don’t wanna miss this one! See you on the other side, you smart vampire haters.

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#59 - Horny Hell!

Mon, 19 Feb 2024 00:01:37 GMT

Good morning, you beautiful buggers! It is time to get up and start celebrating because it’s Valentine’s week!* And this week with the Guys almost nothing is off limits, as we dive into some some raunchy material! Firstly, Iain gives you a run-down of some of the more niche fetishes that give some people a little “downstairs trouser tickle.” Followed, quickly and expertly, by Jordan who tells us some of the worst first dates the internet has to offer, as well as trying out his newly discovered best (worst) chat up lines on his fabulous co-host. Not one to be missed! Enjoy the sexy show.

*Not strictly true, because the Two Guys clearly can’t operate planning a diary correctly.

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#58 - Google’s Autosuggest Madness!

Mon, 12 Feb 2024 00:01:11 GMT

Another Monday, another creeper! Today’s featured gitbag is none other than Spring Heeled Jack; the jumpiest of all creatures and, I have to say, one of the biggest of all gits. But you’ll hear why before Jordan, true to his full name, brings you on a magical journey through some of the strangest autosuggest search terms Google has to offer. And let me tell you, it’s a whole other level of weird, pal. Enjoy!

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#57 - You Won’t BELIEVE the Outro to THIS Episode

Mon, 05 Feb 2024 00:01:01 GMT

Well, good morning, beautiful people! Another Monday is upon us and with it comes another episode of pure comedy gold to kickstart your week! Today Iain talks us through the delightful little tale of the Dover Deeemon (you gotta say it like that, it’s the spooky law) and then Jordan makes true on a previous promise to explore the art of Speech Jamming; putting Iain’s already terrible reading skills to the test.

And no, the title is not clickbait - the ending might just be the funniest part of the episode.

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#56 - Bad grammar Night Mares.

Mon, 29 Jan 2024 00:01:41 GMT

welcome to this weeks episode of two guys whats up? join in the festivitie’s today as iain, tries to make Jordan’s head explode with bad grammar spelling and, punktuation.

first off, today, iain finally, fills us in on some off the terifying; the creepy; and the downright awful story’s about alien grey’s encounters as written, in whitley strieber’s book “communion” and then the reason for this horrible write up Jordan tells us how much his head hurtz daily from the, slew of bad gramur littered around social-media.

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#55 - Carpenters In Black and a Reminiscent Pt.2

Mon, 22 Jan 2024 00:01:18 GMT

Uh-oh. It’s that time; the time that every paranormal podcaster has to face. The reality of the Men In Black. So this week Iain takes us back to the root of these buggers to tell us where it all began, in not one, but three eerie tales sure to make you do a little wee in your pants. But don’t worry because to help bring us all back from the brink of fear-induced implosion, Jordan takes us down memory lane to a nearly forgotten early segment - Fesshole - with his little wrap us of some of his last years favourites. So in a completely opposing episode, raise a fist to defend against the MIBs, but also make sure you’re clenching a Kleenex to wipe away those tears of laughter as we dive head-first into spooky comedy.

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#54 - F**K You, Paul! (But not you, Paul)

Mon, 15 Jan 2024 00:01:50 GMT

Today the Guys get hot and regretful as they bring you a fantastic combination of stories of spontaneous human combustion, and emails that have accidentally been sent to the wrong person; either by mistake, early, or just plain typoed in the worst possible ways! So let’s grab a cuppa, think warm thoughts, and try to stay off the computer for a while, just in case.

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#53 - Birthday Special! Card Games and an Imminent Divorce!

Mon, 08 Jan 2024 00:01:50 GMT

Welcome to the Guys’ special week! A year older but certainly not wiser. Today Iain recounts the jottings he’s taken from time spent with his wife over the last 10 years (don’t worry, not what you’re thinking) and then the Guys get lazy! Jordan pulls out a pre-made card game of would you rather and the Guys answer everything from preferences over time square public nudity to pulling your own teeth out, and much, much worse. So grab a drink, help them celebrate! Feel free to tell us your funny stories of your loved ones and your would you rather preferences at twoguyswhatsup@gmail.com

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#52 - New Year New Us? No. Aliens and New Years Mishaps!

Mon, 01 Jan 2024 08:33:19 GMT

Happy New Year! Welcome to another year with your two favourite Guys! We kick off the new year as we mean to go on, bringing you fantastic tails and hilarious internet accounts. So what’s in store today? A life time of supposed alien encounters, and the craziest new year stories; from kissing the wrong person at midnight, to the forbidden threesome. Equally humorous and revolting all at the same time.

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#51 - Christmas with The Guys!

Mon, 25 Dec 2023 00:01:51 GMT

Merry Christmas! If you remembered it is, unlike Iain. A bit unplanned but today we got together to help share some holiday cheer by bringing you some festive stories. Iain gives us a little history on why Christmas is spooky AF, and Jordan gives us a list of some of the internet’s worst gifts to ever to be given to friends and loved ones alike. So grab a nog, gather round the Yule log, crank up your smart speaker, and prepare for some spooky tails and facepalm-inducing gift-giving!

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#50 - FREE CHICKEN Now I Have Your Attention, Dragons and Cringe

Mon, 18 Dec 2023 00:01:33 GMT

Today the Guys get convinced! Dragons, they’re real, Iain found it out, convinced Jordan and now it’s your turn to ride the dragon train to believability town!

Then, Jordan gives us a little run down of the most cringiest stories he’d set aside for a rainy day in the marvellous first edition of the annual Two Guys What’s Up presents: Cringe Fest 2023! Get your tickets now!

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#49 - Toothless Tails and Anxious Antics

Mon, 11 Dec 2023 00:01:39 GMT

It’s a cold morning! Probably, and do we have a jam packed episode for you today! So wrap up warm, grab a hot chocolate and settle down with us Two Guys as we bring you a plethora of stories! Today’s roster includes; Iain’s gappy gob, a fantastical tail full of time travel mysteries, things that makes us strangely anxious, how Iain was a top-tier hero, strange people who don’t know the meaning of “excuse me”, spooky happenings and Harry Houdini reincarnation as Iain’s youngest son. And don’t tune out too early because we have the funniest and also most catchiest song you might hear this year! Is that a Christmas #1 I can smell? Maybe I need a shower!

And get your questions to us here: twoguyswhatsup@gmail.com We’ll be answering any we get in our 1 year birthday Episode, Ep52.

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#48 - Who Wants to Win 20p?

Mon, 04 Dec 2023 00:01:13 GMT

A long time ago, in days gone by, Two Guys got drunk and played Who Wants to Be a Millionaire on the Nintendo Switch, recorded it, and thought it would be good content for their podcast. Ok, yes, it was us! Well, afterwards, we asked if anyone would like us to do it again in the future, and I think one person said yes? So back by popular demand! It’s Two Guys' play Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? So sit back, play along, and have a good ol' listen!

Normal scheduled programming resumes next week.

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#47 - Madlibs Part 4! (Drunk Edition)

Mon, 27 Nov 2023 00:01:53 GMT

Good morning, fellow humans! Welcome to TGWU. Today is a fun one, as Iain brings you a little list of some of the world’s worst crypids from around the world (mostly Norfolk) ranging from the milkiest saviour to the self-loathing. Then Jordan gives us another fantastic edition to Iain’s favourite segment - MADLIBS PART 4! Exciting times.

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#46 - Banging Aliens and the Angry Side of Jordan

Mon, 20 Nov 2023 00:01:59 GMT

It’s Episode 46 and the Guys have let their hair down, got together, had more than a few drinks - and let me tell you, they needed it to get through this Episode! Iain tells us the crazy stories of two people who have claimed to have done the dirty deed with aliens. Jordan then lets you in on the dark side to his happy persona and fills us in on things that really get his goat! But I’m sure you’ll agree with them, and be rest assured he’s not just a ticking time bomb of anger waiting to blow up at some old deary blocking his way to a delicious watermelon he’s been craving all morning.

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#45 - Snugglegate.

Mon, 13 Nov 2023 00:01:55 GMT

Welcome to Two Guys, What’s Up! Who was Nelson Mandela? What does his effect do? How is CERN involved!? Well, prepare to get at least (maybe) 50% of answers to those exact questions as Iain concludes his deep dive investigation (small internet search) into the Mandela Effect! Don’t forget to let us know which earth dimension you’re from!

And then Jordan follows up on silly people by telling us the product warning labels that have been put in place to keep them safe. Ever used a chainsaw? Ever owned an iPod shuffle? Ever felt like you had to read the warning labels? No? Neither did the people that are the reason some of the daftest and seemingly obvious warnings have been applied to these everyday appliances.

Have you seen any stupid warning labels that have made you chuckle? let us know at twoguyswhatsup@gmail.com

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#44 - Some People Say Daft Things, Some People Do ‘Em

Mon, 06 Nov 2023 00:01:14 GMT

Today the Guys discuss a whole bunch o’ different people who have done some outright silly things. First Iain tells us about the daft buggers over at CERN who might have accidentally done some silly business, then Jordan continues the stupidest things people have ever said saga and brings you a whole new dose of people who have graced the world with their stupid antics.

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#43 - Horrific Halloween Happenings!

Mon, 30 Oct 2023 00:01:33 GMT

Welcome to the Two Guy’s first Halloween! This week we review the ghost hunt that we recorded… and got nothing from; got upset about; deleted and rewrote into the thrown together piece of art we present to you today! Including a discussion of what we got up to on the hunt, before finishing with some good, old-fashioned Halloween-themed “Would You Rather?” So grab some sweets, get into costume, and tune in to our first ever Halloween extravaganza!

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#42 - TITLE GOZE HERE

Sun, 22 Oct 2023 23:01:15 GMT

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#41 - That Time Civilisation got Muddied to Death

Sun, 15 Oct 2023 23:01:10 GMT

Episode 41! It’s our peak! We’ve done it! It’s all down hill from here. So make sure you tune in because today Iain fills us in on a civilisation that lived in the not so disatant past, who were more advanced than us! Yeah, who’s here now, Tartarians!? Anyway, Jordan then fills us in on some of the Most Awkward Awards: awkward moments that people have ever had to endure which dregs up the cringiest memories that the Guys have gone through. So join in on the reminiscing in today’s episode of Two Guys, What’s Up?

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#40 - Naked, Balaclava-Wearing, Baseball Bat-Wielding, Whispering Men

Sun, 08 Oct 2023 23:01:28 GMT

It’s Episode 40 of your favourite podcast and today we don’t miss a beat as we deliver the audio gold! So what’re the topics? One guy talks about a technology so far ahead of its time, the Pope said “no!” Like TV but real life! It’s the invention of the millennium that nobody gets to use - find out why!

And then the other guy tells us some of the best life hacks to help you glide through life with eeeeease! Heels up, margarita in hand, these life hacks will save you all the time so you can spend the remainder doing what you love best! Minus the last hack, that really is a Jordan thing… But let us know if you do it too!

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#39 - Will the Arguments Ever End? - Two Guys Persevere Through the Tough Times

Sun, 01 Oct 2023 23:01:59 GMT

Another action-packed Episode of Two Guys, What’s Up? Today the Guys try to resolve their differences while getting sick enough of each other to leave the podcast! But service resumes and Iain reminds Jordan why he loves him by way of regaling him the terrifying legend of the infamous Black Eyed Children. Then Jordan returns the favour by telling Iain, and all you lovely folk at home, about some of the strangest overheard public arguments. Including some of Jordan’s very own experiences! You’re gonna wanna stick around for the actual audio recording of one that happened just outside his window at 3am. Delightful.

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#38 - Argument Central! Will the Guys’ Friendship Survive?

Sun, 24 Sep 2023 23:01:07 GMT

Today, bear witness to The Guys’ first argument, live on air! Who needs to live in the 21st Century anyway? Once Jordan and Iain revert back from old married couple and reacclimatise to their podcast host/super good friend head space, Iain tackles an old favourite, The Dyaltov Pass. The mystery of 9 hikers that went missing and upon discovery, everything pointed to paranormal. And Jordan decides this week to swap from the horrors of humanity to the innocence of our future, as he tells us some of the weirdest things to have come the mouthes of children, aimed squarely at their teacher’s ears.

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#37 - The Darker Side of Science

Sun, 17 Sep 2023 23:01:19 GMT

Join us today for one of the most terrifying, disturbing and creepy episodes the Two Guys have put out to date. Iain brings you a mystery so scary, you might end up having to stop what you’re doing and find a your self a bucket… or start writing a chore list. But then Jordan flicks that little switch that allows him to go from sharing jaunty, funny and sometimes strange tidbits of information that he finds interesting, to deep, dark and scariest of all; true things that he, well, also finds interesting! It’s a darker one today so settle down, grab your bucket and enjoy the show.

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#36 - Project Blue Beam and a Comedian’s Career is Born

Sun, 10 Sep 2023 23:01:59 GMT

Happy Monday everyone! This week we have a super treat for you all - a good episode for once! Iain talks us through the secret steps perpetrated by none other than our very own governments, in conjunction with NASA, that seeks to unite us all under a one world government, collectively holding us down and controlled by a plan named ‘Project Blue Beam’. And then Jordan blows off the cobwebs of his ten year old notes to revisit some of the most fantastic, funny and clever jokes of his own that he wrote in hopes of one day being able to perform them on a Comedy Podcast that he controls the content filter for. One liners, puns, knock knock jokes! There’s one in there for everyone! So round of applause please and let’s welcome to the stage… Jordan Jordan!

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#35 - OMG, Madlibs Pt.3!

Sun, 03 Sep 2023 23:01:59 GMT

Join the Guys this week as they take one step outside to discover the creepiest things that are happening by their very own doorstep! Bigfoots here, werewolves there, watch out Jordan! Creepy hairy buggers at 12 o’clock! That’s right, this week Iain tells us some spooky stories reported by people in the North East of England. And then it’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for… Jordan does what only he can do, turn Iain’s ramblings into comedy gold and, oh boy, does he deliver. Not one to be missed, especially if you like fish!

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#34 - Uncovering the Elites’ $2B Games Room

Sun, 27 Aug 2023 23:01:07 GMT

Today in Two Guys, What’s Up? have your luggage packed, your boarding pass ready and please remove your tinfoil hat before heading through the metal detector as we board our flight to Denver Airport to play a hearty game of Scrabble with the elites, and divulge all the secrets that the terminals and hidden passages have to offer. Then, we hope you’re ready to answer some questions (and aren’t easily offended) as Jordan asks some riddles - with a twist. If you get the answer wrong, you’re in for an insulting of a life time! Think Brutal Quiz vibes. So sit back, enjoy the inflight movie (we’re previewing Jordan’s PornHub channel) and we’ll let you know when we see the big blue demon horse.

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#33 - Todmorden Tales and Top Tier Dad Jokes!

Sun, 20 Aug 2023 23:01:05 GMT

Welcome! Gather round and perk up yer lugs for today we hear the gripping conclusion of the the Todmorden UFO bonanza!

Iain tells us the story of Alan Godfrey, one of the police officers who first pulled up on the scene of the unfortunate protagonists of last weeks alien encounter, Zigmund Adamski, who then 5 months later went on to have a UFO encounter of his very own! Then Jordan makes Iain’s day by giving him his daily dose of the most amazingly fantastic and utterly hilarious ‘dad jokes’! So grab some GreyFC, sit back, and enjoy the show.

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#32 - Various and Confused Pizzas

Sun, 13 Aug 2023 23:01:38 GMT

Welcome to the parsnip-cast! On today’s episode Iain regales us of a famous Yorkshire mystery that might just be one of the best-evidenced cases of a UFO abduction. Taking place in the quiet, sleepy town of Todmorden, the mystery of one man’s disappearance comes with a tonne of questions that us mere humans just cannot answer. And then Jordan brings us the best mistranslated menu items found from around the globe. Can you figure out what these items were suppose to be because we sure can’t!

And if all the parsnip talk is slightly confusing, don’t worry, you can be in on the joke over on our Patreon when our second Bonus Episode drops on the 25th of this month! Don’t miss it, get your front row seat by signing up to our bonus episode tier for just £3 on our Patreon - link below:

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#31 - Train-tastic Time Traveling and Some Serious(?) Complaints!

Sun, 06 Aug 2023 23:01:39 GMT

Welcome to Episode 31 of Two Guys, What's Up? This week the Guys talk about a strange mystery that involves a train, some time travel, a curse and Elon Musk. Then Jordan tells us some of the unintentionally dirty-sounding complaints made to the council. Jordan thinks they're genuine, Iain doesn't agree. Tell us what you think!

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#30 - Maiming Alien Greys with a Samurai Sword!

Sun, 30 Jul 2023 23:01:18 GMT

Oh boy, do we have a good one for you today! Buckle up as Iain tells us all the tale of Stardust Ranch. The book that details one couple’s struggle with pretty much every aspect of the paranormal you can think of on their newly acquired retirement getaway. Then, back by popular request (from Iain) IT'S MADLIBS PART TWO! Can it get any better this this? Probably. Let us know! But first, sit back, relax and let the high strangeness unfold...

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#29 - Making Ghost Babies and Worst Best Men

Sun, 23 Jul 2023 23:01:00 GMT

Today the Guys take on a wedding theme to help Jordan celebrate his wedding anniversary, but that doesn't mean we talk all love and junk! Marrying ghosts? Ghostly loving on a plane? Worst best man speeches? Insulting your bride-to-be's parents?!?! We got it all in this loved-up episode of Two Guys, What's Up?

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P.S. In case you really want to see it, here’s the seagull video. Grim.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEvsqspmnW4&feature=share

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#28 - Underground Bases and Grey Skinned Faces

Sun, 16 Jul 2023 23:01:46 GMT

This week on Two Guys, What's Up? - Iain tells us the gripping story of Phil Schneider, one of the OG whistle blowers on the alien presence here on (and under) our collective home we call Earth, then Jordan tests Iain’s not-so-extensive knowledge of music by giving him some misheard lyrics and asking which band their real counterparts came from. Play along at home and let us know if you did better! (You probably did.)

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#27 - Iain Discovers His New Favourite Pass Time - MADLIBS!

Sun, 09 Jul 2023 23:01:00 GMT

Was it real? Did it happen? Did he really just have his chin licked by a sexy cat alien-lady? Find out in this weeks episode as the Guys jump back to basics and bring you the shocking tail of a poor man’s alien abduction experience. But then! Jordan does some top-tier podcasting and shows Iain what life is really about - and no, it's not the hokey cokey - it’s madlibs! The hilarious act of random words being entered into an unheard story to ultimately come together in one fantastic script. Tune in to hear what the Guys create.

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Jordan’s Pizza Dough recipe:

1 cabbage

14 hookers

pinch of ball sweat

yeast

Or sometimes instead: (Poolish starter)

300ml Water

4g dried yeast

1 teaspoon of Honey

300g strong white flour

1. Mix in a container that has a lid, leave at room temp for 1 hour covered.

2. Place container in fridge for 16-24hrs.

(Following Day)

200g Water

450g Strong White Flour

15g Salt

1 tbsp olive oil

1. Dissolve the sticky Poolish in the 200ml of water and mix thoroughly in a large bowl.

2. Slowly add flour, salt and olive oil until fully mixed together.

3. Allow to rest in the bowl for 15 mins

4. Turn out onto table, and knead for 5-10 minutes until smooth.

5. Use upturned bowl to cover the dough, leave for 1 hour

6. Make 4-6 large dough balls

7. Place in proving tray at room temp for 1 hour or stick in the fridge for up to 5 days.

8. Fire up oven and create lovely pizza!

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#26 - Right, Hands Up if You're a Lizard!

Sun, 02 Jul 2023 23:01:00 GMT

Welcome to today’s episode of Two Guys, What's Up? Today the Guys tackle their first ever conspiracy theory and delve mouth-first into the reptilians that rule the Earth from behind the proverbial curtain, but all that is just an appetiser as Jordan tells us some of the very best, perfectly-cooked bad takeaway reviews and what the restaurant procurers had to say in response! It’s a well done, crispy Caesar salad of an episode! So strap your selves in and stick on your tin foil hats! It’s gonna be a rough ride. Talk to us - Follow us - Grab your merch - links to follow and chat www.twoguyswhatsup.com Music: https://www.purple-planet.com Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/twoguyswhatsup

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#25 - Have You Done These Things? Research Says Absolutely, Wee Pal!

Sun, 25 Jun 2023 23:01:56 GMT

Mysteries! They’re fascinating, right? Well today Iain fills us in on one of the strangest mysteries to have echoed through the ages. Was it a sea beast? Was it debt? Or was it aliens? This week we speculate about one of the strangest unsolved disappearances of three men. Then Jordan tells us about 10 things that we all do, but are all afraid to admit to… according to research, anyway. So, do you do these things? Let us know! At twoguyswhatsup@gmail.com Follow us - Talk to us - www.twoguyswhatsup.com

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#24 - Iain’s Side Hustle as a Time Travel Restroom for Hire

Sun, 18 Jun 2023 23:01:58 GMT

Join the Two Guys today as Iain tells us the story of one man who played the stock market, made his millions and disappeared without a trace, leaving everyone baffled. Then Jordan tells us of some people who came to possess the most unfortunate of nicknames, complete with stories of how said people came to be attached to their newly acquired moniker. Follow us - Talk to us - www.twoguyswhatsup.com Patreon - www.patreon.com/twoguyswhatsupMusic: https://www.purple-planet.com *Please note, while Iain said $3 (what an idiot, right?), the Patreon currency is indeed in £! :)

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#23 - Choppin' Grannies With Your Doppelgänger

Sun, 11 Jun 2023 23:01:20 GMT

Welcome back to regular scheduled programming! The Two Guys are back on form this week bringing you some top quality creepy content and interesting information from around the internet! Iain tells you about 5 types of ghost - with a twist - and Jordan brings you a refined list of some of the stupidest things to have ever left the mouths of those who were eager to share their verbal diarrhoea with the world. Strap yourself in, grab some glass and chill out with the Guys. Follow us - Talk to us - www.twoguyswhatsup.com Music: https://www.purple-planet.com

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#22 - Stacks o' Facts!

Sun, 04 Jun 2023 23:01:14 GMT

Welcome to Episode 22 of Two Guys, Whats up? As promised last week, the Two Guys bring you plenty of interesting facts to start your week off, ranging from mind-boggling pyramid facts to the weight of clouds, to name a few. And don’t worry - we won't be doing this again. Follow us - Talk to us - www.twoguyswhatsup.com

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#21 - Saturday’s Surgery Sunbed Conundrum

Sun, 28 May 2023 23:01:47 GMT

Welcome to another episode of Two Guys, What's Up? This week Iain tells the story of Howard Storm, the man who’s near death experience took him to heaven, hell and back again leaving him with an incredible tale to share with the world. Then Jordan tells us some amazing facts ranging from the interesting to the 'that'll help me if I'm ever on a game show' - powerful knowledge brought to you by the ugliest faces in podcasting. Thank goodness you can only hear them!Follow us - Talk to us - www.twoguyswhatsup.com Music: https://www.purple-planet.com

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#20 - Acrobatic Mishaps and Trading Places

Sun, 21 May 2023 23:01:00 GMT

Join the two Guys for their long-awaited and much celebrated (by Iain) 20th episode extravaganza! This week the Guys swap roles and Jordan takes you on a fantastic journey through ‘Phone Calls From The Dead' while Iain happily returns the favour and asks Jordan ten of the wildest 'would you rather?' questions to have ever floated past your little luggies. Talk to us - Follow us - www.twoguyswhatsup.com Jordan’s favourite hedgehog advert - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2vxIXaVLlMIain’s favourite hedgehog advert - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI4Ye4EZo00In episode music - https://www.purple-planet.com

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#19 - 'Two Guys, What's Up' Branded Mayonnaise Coming Soon!

Sun, 14 May 2023 23:01:37 GMT

Another Monday and another Episode of Two Guys, What's Up! This week we hear one Guy’s research into one of the spookiest poltergeist stories coming out of the UK and then we follow up with 'Would You Rather' part two! Including, but not limited to, questions about finger nails, hairy teeth and knowing the future date of your death! It’s a wild ride so strap in, get your Ouija board out, and get the rave music cranked up to 11!Follow us - Talk to us - www.twoguyswhatsup.com In Episode Music: https://www.purple-planet.com Visit 30 East Drive, Pontefract - https://www.hauntedrooms.co.uk/ghost-hunts/30-east-drive-pontefract-poltergeist Skittles advert - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIGZSXUD1GM

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#18 - Bourbon Biscuit Battle Royal! (Also Premonitions and Creepy Last Words)

Sun, 07 May 2023 23:01:12 GMT

It’s Monday! That can only mean one thing!* The Guys are back to make your week start off on the best note possible. We laugh in F#. Join us today as we talk seeing the future and hear some prophetic stories from history, as well as from every day people, predicting their own future and sometimes demise. Then we listen to Jordan tell us some of the downright creepiest last words spoken from people who have heard or seen things just before they've booted the ol' bucket that'll certainly make your skin crawl. Follow us - Talk to us - www.twoguyswhatsup.comBrand new track by 'Walking On Air' - Breathing https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/walkingonair/breathin*Monday may also mean other things.

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#17 - Bigfoot is an Alien(?) and Glitches in the Matrix

Sun, 30 Apr 2023 23:01:27 GMT

Join the two Guys today as we find out how much Iain can keep a promise as we dive giant feet-first into the documentary 'The Alien Bigfoot Connection Revealed' and hopefully make Jordan more of a believer as we explore the high strangeness that surrounds the Bigfoot phenomena. Then Jordan tells us some of the strangest "glitch in the matrix" stories that have been experienced and documented by everyday people for us all to ponder over; so ponder we shall! All in this week’s episode of Two Guys, Whats Up?Follow us - Talk to us - https://twoguyswhatsup.wixsite.com/homeThe Alien Bigfoot Connection Revealed documentary - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRHSUIYOt7s

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#16 - Bigfoot-Run Burger Kings and Laws You May Have Broken!

Sun, 23 Apr 2023 23:01:36 GMT

Join the two Guys as they have found their way to their beds, sobered up and had just enough decaf tea to be able to make it to their recording stations in there own homes in time to discuss Bigfoot - what it is? Where did it come from? Why are their burgers so good and why does Iain keep finding himself alone in the woods with them? Then Jordan takes us on a high speed drive in the fast lane where we discover some of the strangest forgotten laws still in effect today! Let us know if you've broken any of these crazy laws, we won't tell anyone. Follow us - Talk to us - www.twoguyswhatsup.comOur pal Dan’s Book - https://paperview.uk/store/rut4shdqt7q3nd2mol9aze0jsi2x2n

Patterson Gimlin footage - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q60mSMmhTZU
Sierra sounds - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGfIIjN-P7o&t=35s

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#15 (Part 2) - The Questioning

Sun, 16 Apr 2023 23:01:57 GMT

Join the two Guys as they drunkenly stumble back in time to bring you the episode that they recorded on the same day as last week’s, to be released in the future! On this episode, the two Guys drop the paranormal and amazingly interesting internet gems and cozy down with a further 8,000 cocktails and play two, YES TWO! games of the classic television gameshow 'Who Wants To Be a Millionaire'. One round of normal questions from the frighteningly amazing version of the game on the Nintendo Switch, and one round of what I can only call "the s**t that goes on inside Iain's brain" questions. So grab a drink, grab a pen and paper, grab a friend and a phone and join in as we try to storm the gates of the usually unattainable £1,000,000 question for TGWU victory! Twice!Talk to us - Follow us - www.twoguyswhatsup.com

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#15 (Part 1) - How to Command The Demon Horse and The Best Way to Make Companies Hate You!

Sun, 09 Apr 2023 23:01:04 GMT

Drinks might have been involved in the recording of this week’s episode as the Guys once again got together in the same room. One Guy tells you about some of Scotland’s most fantastic Cryptids from the most famous, to the most evil; from the sexiest to the most helpful! Then, the other Guy fills you in on the most annoying customer service representative around, who seems to work for everyone! Talk to us - Follow us - www.twoguyswhatsup.com

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#14 - Shooting Metal Aliens, Would You Rather & Sexy Goat Talk

Sun, 02 Apr 2023 23:01:45 GMT

This week the Two Guys discuss the infamous case of the bullet proof Kelly - Hopkinsville chihuahuas and we learn some questionable truths as Iain answers some probing 'Would you rather' questions. Do you have some questions you'd like to ask us? Send them in! we'd love to answer them.

Hellier Season 1 Episode 1 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1FwIuicx88

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#13 - A Hole That's Better Than Most Holes Around & Freakin' Out Your Parents

Sun, 26 Mar 2023 23:01:34 GMT

Join the Two Guys today as we hear about Jordan’s recent attendance at a psychic show. Iain lets you know about his favourite hole in internet legend - the fascinating story of Mel's Hole. and Jordan wraps things up with some of the creepiest things that children have ever said to their parents, so strap yourself in! We don't want you falling into the hole this week on Two Guys, What's Up?Talk to us - Follow us -www.twoguyswhatsup.com

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#12 - The Greys Get What's Coming To Them and Delivery Tales From Hell!

Mon, 20 Mar 2023 00:01:23 GMT

Welcome back to another exciting instalment of Two Guys, What's Up? and boy is it a good’ne! Iain enlightens us all to the fact that it is possible to fight back against those Grey, bedroom invading creepers from space and tells amazing stories of people who have done such a thing, before Jordan regales us with some of the weirdest, strangest and scariest stories of fast food delivery drivers. And of course sprinkled with other comedy gold for good measure. Follow Us - Talk To Us -www.twoguyswhatsup.comPreston Dennett - I Punched A Grey In The Face -https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&fbclid=IwAR3UUNlZsOEUqinTp9Y1mjAiRaNUBcJuGVYTHnuVwL069JFuYqxof992PIY&v=UYKOzY6rnKQ&feature=youtu.beTravis - Side (super cool UFO music video) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK3Q4SLVkAU

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#11 - Strange Coincidences and Even Stranger Pregnancy Cravings.

Mon, 13 Mar 2023 00:01:30 GMT

Have you ever wondered “what are some of the most bizarre coincidences that have ever happened?” Then gone on to ponder, “I wonder what some of the strangest cravings are that people have had during pregnancy?” Well if you have then you're in luck!(?) Today the Two Guys tackle these very subjects! Amongst some other points of interest including - but not limited to - a song about the career aspirations of duck.Follow us - Talk to us -www.twoguyswhatsup.comRetrolover1990 TikTok channel - www.tiktok.com/@retrolover1990 Duck Outta Luck lyrics -Souring the skies 21,000 feet highBut my life is a lie, I never wished to flyAnd I can dive deep, 240 feetYeah that's pretty neat, but I feel incomplete. I just want to be a plumber with a degreeBut because of these wings, it's hard to hold thingsThe tools of the trade, they were not made for gameI'm just a Duck with a dreamA Duck out of luck, just watching the rainWashing away my dreams down the drain.

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#10 - The Brutal Quiz & Baba Vanga's definitely true and completely believable future predictions!

Mon, 06 Mar 2023 00:01:22 GMT

Once upon a time in a far away land, a seer was born who would predict all manner of things that would happen around the world. This week, find out what The Bulgarian mystic has to say about our future as a species, ranging from two suns to meeting our maker. All of this fun sandwiched between Jordan asserting dominance; testing Iain's knowledge, and letting the world know just how clever our resident drummer is in the Brutal Quiz. Finally, stay tuned and listen in awe as Iain gets his own back. Maybe these two Guys are just as stooooped as each other? You decide as we settle into this weeks episode of Two Guys, Whats Up?

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#9 - Dan Aykroyd has a pilots licence!?

Mon, 27 Feb 2023 00:01:33 GMT

This week Iain takes you on a paranormal journey, revealing what started Dan Aykroyds' love for all things spooooky; including some of his own close encounters and Britney Spears! Then Jordan decides to test Iain’s knowledge of The War of the Worlds musical because he has, after all, listened to it for literally 700 days running. Will he win the grand prize? Or will his brain fail him (as per?) Find out on this weeks episode of Two Guys, What's Up? Follow us - Speak to us www.twoguyswhatsup.com

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#8 - 4th Dimensional Chat and Chuck Norris Jokes!...Anyone?

Mon, 20 Feb 2023 00:01:46 GMT

Join us this week as we hear about how the traitorous Jordan stole a job right from underneath poor, innocent Iain’s tiny little dangley feet. We get our mind boggled, as Iain shares one or two possible theories for the paranormal. Jordan brings us all back down to Earth with the best (and worst) “Chuck Norris jokes” around. Follow us, talk to us: twoguyswhatsup.com

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#7 - Valentines Special and Worst Dates Ever.

Mon, 13 Feb 2023 00:01:36 GMT

This is the week of love! So we take a trip back through time to what started it all. Then we cut to the present to find out how some have taken such a horrible thing and made it… way worse. Followed by a special quiz for our Guy, Jordan. Happy Valentines, lovers! xoxoTalk to us and keep up to date with what we’re up to:Twitter - https://mobile.twitter.com/twoguyswhatsupEmail - twoguyswhatsup@gmail.comInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/twoguyswhatsup/Facebook group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/3446348095599701/Facebook page - https://www.facebook.com/twoguyswhatsup

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#6 - Guys, Ghosts, Guitars and...Gards?

Mon, 06 Feb 2023 00:01:22 GMT

Today the Guys are back in their own lairs - Iain gets out his creepy arm before we read out our first ever spooky listener submission. Jordan gives us a run down on the most expensive deck of cards in the world and Iain reprimands him by testing his musical prowess, playing chords (that even a toddler could have done a better job of). Stay tuned for some quirky facts and the worst outro you'll probably ever hear, from one mightily hungover Iain.

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#5 - Two Guys, One Haunted House.

Mon, 30 Jan 2023 00:01:37 GMT

In this week’s episode, the Guys finally make it into the same room together and it just so happens that this room is in the MOST HAUNTED HOUSE ON THE STREET! Including discussions of mass hysteria, disgusting cocktails, and finishing off the evening with a ghost hunt!

Opeth - Ghost of Perdition (Funky tie misheard lyric - sung from 1:14)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDBykpSXsSE

Opeth - The Baying Of The Hounds (Dead burger misheard lyric - sung from 2:05)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XH9dLFMjCU

Opeth - The Wilde Flowers (the song Iain is currently obsessed with)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9vA6dJJX-8

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#4 - Birthday Congression, Shocking Confession!

Mon, 23 Jan 2023 00:01:20 GMT

Today the two guys take a look at the not so great month they were born in and what makes it pants. They then scroll through the always funny but sometimes shocking confessions of the people of twitter. To finish they are visited by some unexpected guests and the blind collab challenge is revealed to the world!

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https://twitter.com/fesshole?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

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#3 - How Many Magicians Can One Guy Meet?!

Mon, 16 Jan 2023 00:01:00 GMT

Today we find out just how many magicians our resident card guy Jordan has stumbled across. Followed by the obligatory paranormal quiz thrown in for good measure.

David Williamson link -

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIfQzdIOy30

Jordan Youtube channel -

www.youtube.com/jordanlapping

Everyone An Army Bandcamp -

www.everyoneanarmy.bandcamp.com

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#2 - The Two Guys Have Seen HOW MANY GHOSTS?!

Mon, 09 Jan 2023 00:01:01 GMT

In this episode we discover Iain’s lifelong history of encounters with the paranormal…and find out about Jordan’s one-off. And one guy explains what happens when you ask the time in a lucid dream.

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#1 - What's Up? Let's Meet The Two Guys!

Mon, 02 Jan 2023 00:01:00 GMT

Happy New Year, everyone! It's finally here! Welcome to Episode 1 of Two Guys, What's Up? On this episode Jordan and Iain ask each other questions so you can get to know your hosts that little bit better. Including topics such as the paranormal, magic, and sausages.

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Two Guys, What's Up?

#173 - Metallic Lurkers and Are You Dating an Idiot? Pt.2

#172 - Bankers, Boats, Betrayal and Phonetic Alphabet Fails

#171 - Real Life Star Wars and Crappy Pub Jokes

#170 - Hellish NDEs and Pondering Zombie Survival

#169 - Woeful War Crimes and Weird Wall Finds

#168 - Ancient Divination & Dirty Industry Secrets

#167 - Psychic Dog & Sanctioned Benefits

#166 - Origins of the Bermuda Triangle and Paranormal Tales Pt.2

#165 - Threshold Guardians and Paranormal Tales

#164 - Un-Ignorable Past-Life Proof and Moral Dilemmas

#163 - Shape Shifting Witches and Confusing SMS

#162 - Real Zombies and We’re All Getting Old!

#161 - Buried Greys and Mis-Schooled Days

#160 - Number Stations and Useless Inventions

#159 - Yorkshire Aliens and 3pm VS 3am

#158 - Misleading Ghosts and Weird-Bay

#157 - Hearing GUYS: A Super Special Birthday Bonanza!

#156 - New Years Rituals and Regrets

TGWU 2025 Christmas Present (Just Another Episode, Sorry)

#155 - Christmas Goblins and Weird Festive Family Traditions

#154 - Sky THINGS & Paranormal Shower Thoughts

#153 - Scythe Swinging Skeletons and Smelly Sickness

#152 - Paul Sinclair Interview Special

#151 - Terrifying Triangles and Top Tech Tips

#150 - Mount Shasta and Scam Master

#149 - Immortal Secrets and Deathbed Confessions

#148 - Sleepy Seers and Laziest Admissions

TGWU Super Spooky Halloween Countdown Ep5

TGWU Super Spooky Halloween Countdown Ep4

TGWU Super Spooky Halloween Countdown Ep3

TGWU Super Spooky Halloween Countdown Ep2

TGWU Super Spooky Halloween Countdown Ep1

#147 - LIVE HALLOWEEN EVENT 2025 ft. Paul Sinclair

#146 - Theosophy, Prophecy and Animal Debauchery

#145 - More Lost Lands and More Lost Minds

#144 - Atlantis at Worst and What Came First

#143 - The Missing 411 and Anger-Induced Stupidity

#142 - End of Summer Party ft James Koppert

#141 – Elvis Lives While Language Dies

#140 – Venusians in Love and Mistranslated Menus Pt 2!

#139 – London Monsters, Mistranslated Signs, and A Very Special Interview

#138 - Possible Vampire & The Reality of the Small Print

Ep137 - Summer Party Podcast!

#136 - Paranormal Tech and What Stuff Can’t You Do?

#135 - Mysterious Monsters and Relationship Goals

#134 - Aliens, Healings and Where Are The Chairs!?

#133 - Alien Family Drama and Psychological Marvels

#132 - Misremembered Abductions and Lifesaving Life Hacks

#131 - Psychic Spies and Nearly Perfect Crimes

#130 - Goblins Got Moves and Minds Got Changed!

Two Guys, What's Up? Trailer

#129 - Ultraterrestrial Tricksters and Cold. Hard. Facts!

#128 - Wartime Reincarnation & Helpful Information

#127 - Word of Mouth Hauntings and Are You Dating an Idiot?

#126 - Time Travel Tales and Universal Laws

#125 - Dugout Dangers and Shower Thoughts

#124 - One Beach, Two Brothers, and a Whole Bunch of the Bizarre

#123 - (Un)friendly Aliens and Even More Stoopider Quotes

#122 - Spiky Aliens and Crap Pub Jokes

#121 - Haunted Waters and Famous Last Meals

#120 - A Kecksburg Nazi Connection and FESSHOLE Pt. 3

#119 - Screeching Spirits & Ptolemy! Ptolemy!

#118 - Soul Recycling and Germans Say What?

#117 - Roswell Like You’ve NEVER Heard Before! & The Unluckiest Lucky Man

#116 - Haunted Hotels & Horny Heads

#115 - Human-Like Creepers and Unexplained True Events

#114 - Photographed Phantoms and Five Crimes, What’s Up!?

#113 - Kenwood Abduction Hobs & Is It A Train or a Bird!?

#112 - Recycled Souls & Ridiculous Vet Calls

#111 - Haunted Hammersmith and Convincing Conspiracy Quiz

#110 - Alien Absurdity & Extreme Desperation

#109 - Do You Wanna Play A Game?

#108 - Secret Labs and Witty Labels

#107 - The Flatwoods Fiasco and Wands Out

#106 - Unwanted Possession and Instructions Unclear *Ahem*

#105 - The Guys’ Birthday Special ft. Special Guest

#104 - Creepy Christmas and the Anaesthesia Logs

A Christmas Gift From The Guys

#103 - Freaky Fortean Festive Frolics

#106 - Unwanted Possession and Instructions Unclear Ahem

#50 - FREE CHICKEN Now I Have Your Attention, Dragons and Cringe