60 acast.com Up Yours, Downstairs! A Downton Abbey Podcast https://feed.pippa.io/public/shows/up-yours-downstairs en trans, transwoman, downton abbey, tv, shows, drama, british, masterpiece, mr selfridge, peaky blinders, titanic, pride and prejudice, maggie smith, the crown, call the midwife Downton Abbey so you didn't have to is still going! Just like your favorite British period piece, but with more feelings and swears! Bask in the glory of Dame Maggie Smith as hilarious Anglophiles Kelly Anneken & Amy Schneider explore the class struggle, history, fashion, and the art of staring wistfully into the middle distance on Downton Abbey, The Crown, Mr. Selfridge, Peaky Blinders, every Titanic film ever made, Pride & Prejudice, and much more!

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]]> Downton Abbey so you didn't have to is still going! Just like your favorite British period piece, but with more feelings and swears! Bask in the glory of Dame Maggie Smith as hilarious Anglophiles Kelly Anneken & Amy Schneider explore the class struggle, history, fashion, and the art of staring wistfully into the middle distance on Downton Abbey, The Crown, Mr. Selfridge, Peaky Blinders, every Titanic film ever made, Pride & Prejudice, and much more!

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]]> true All Caps Comedy info+590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987@mg-eu.acast.com 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 up-yours-downstairs episodic https://assets.pippa.io/shows/590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987/show-cover.jpg https://feed.pippa.io/public/shows/up-yours-downstairs Up Yours, Downstairs! A Downton Abbey Podcast The Comeuppance of Sir Nincompoop The Comeuppance of Sir Nincompoop Mon, 15 Sep 2025 04:00:00 GMT 1:28:07 68c73cf744d0096b876b8c2c true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-comeuppance-of-sir-nincompoop 68c73cf744d0096b876b8c2c 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-comeuppance-of-sir-nincompoop Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale bonus Reunited and it feels so good! Kelly and Amy dish about what's been going on with them (Jeopardy! Chronic foot pain!), the fact that they did not recap Downton Abbey: A New Era, and their thoughts and feelings about Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale. They cover DNRs for intellectual property, naked podcasts, Middleton hive, Baron Julian's obliviousness to lesbians, a grand funkadelic unified theory of the show, MERTY, and stranger banging.


It's been a while, so it's a little rough, but we hope you have as much fun listening as we had recording. Luncheon ouuuuuuuuut


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]]> Reunited and it feels so good! Kelly and Amy dish about what's been going on with them (Jeopardy! Chronic foot pain!), the fact that they did not recap Downton Abbey: A New Era, and their thoughts and feelings about Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale. They cover DNRs for intellectual property, naked podcasts, Middleton hive, Baron Julian's obliviousness to lesbians, a grand funkadelic unified theory of the show, MERTY, and stranger banging.


It's been a while, so it's a little rough, but we hope you have as much fun listening as we had recording. Luncheon ouuuuuuuuut


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kelly anneken's hilarious patreon

Blood Hive

Red All Over

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]]> Three Buttons and a Bean Three Buttons and a Bean Mon, 04 Jan 2021 04:59:00 GMT 2:09:13 5fefa81434860024dc6e4a2f true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/three-buttons-and-a-bean 5fefa81434860024dc6e4a2f 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 three-buttons-and-a-bean full *gong noise* Kelly and Amy are back with a little holiday cheer as they recap Kenneth Branagh's A Midwinter's Tale (or In the Bleak Midwinter to our UK Cousins), a 1995 black-and-white love letter to Shakespeare, the power of live theatre and Joan Collins. They discuss their obsession with Bravo's Below Deck Mediterranean, people making horrible choices, the casual homophobia of the mid-90s, FADGE, eating chili in England,Rita Repulsa, the Burning Man of the East, what the fox says, a church run by organized crime, Sporkle quizzes, a brief history of camp and the real-life inspiration for Hamlet.


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]]> *gong noise* Kelly and Amy are back with a little holiday cheer as they recap Kenneth Branagh's A Midwinter's Tale (or In the Bleak Midwinter to our UK Cousins), a 1995 black-and-white love letter to Shakespeare, the power of live theatre and Joan Collins. They discuss their obsession with Bravo's Below Deck Mediterranean, people making horrible choices, the casual homophobia of the mid-90s, FADGE, eating chili in England,Rita Repulsa, the Burning Man of the East, what the fox says, a church run by organized crime, Sporkle quizzes, a brief history of camp and the real-life inspiration for Hamlet.


Want more Amy in your life? Follow the Instagram for her new podcast @thesearejustcards for her take on tarot.



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]]> Flimsy as a Floozy Flimsy as a Floozy Tue, 24 Sep 2019 15:24:50 GMT 2:21:59 5d8a3243b8ba57ae71fc966b true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/flimsy-as-a-floozy 5d8a3243b8ba57ae71fc966b 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 flimsy-as-a-floozy 2019 Downton Abbey film full NEAME willing, Kelly & Amy are proud to present their last Downton Abbey recap ever. All your favorites are here for the movie: Fashion Backwards, Amy Repeats History and a litany of goofy-ass callbacks to episodes past. They worry that this movie might get nominated for a gd Oscar, speculate about Matthew Goode's reaction to being contractually obligated to appear in this enjoyable but ultimately pointless thing, learn about hot gay sex throughout history, rejoice that there's basically no plot for Bates, call Isobel an Isoballer, get weepy at Maggie Smith's final scene as the Dowager Countess and Thomas' trip to the gay bar, ponder the inevitable zombie-laden sequel and lambast Branson one last time for being such a traitor to the cause of Irish independence.


Finally, we can't thank you Cousins enough for your many, many years of loyal fandom. You've been with us through the good, the bad and the downright weird (Strumpet City, we're looking at you). There's not a Molesley among you, and we certainly hope you'll be along for whatever projects we cook up next. We won't be far away--you can find us on Twitter, where we often make humor jokes. Our handles are @kellyanneken & @TheCynicalBetch. See you on the internets!


LUNCHEON OUT (for reals, though)!

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]]> NEAME willing, Kelly & Amy are proud to present their last Downton Abbey recap ever. All your favorites are here for the movie: Fashion Backwards, Amy Repeats History and a litany of goofy-ass callbacks to episodes past. They worry that this movie might get nominated for a gd Oscar, speculate about Matthew Goode's reaction to being contractually obligated to appear in this enjoyable but ultimately pointless thing, learn about hot gay sex throughout history, rejoice that there's basically no plot for Bates, call Isobel an Isoballer, get weepy at Maggie Smith's final scene as the Dowager Countess and Thomas' trip to the gay bar, ponder the inevitable zombie-laden sequel and lambast Branson one last time for being such a traitor to the cause of Irish independence.


Finally, we can't thank you Cousins enough for your many, many years of loyal fandom. You've been with us through the good, the bad and the downright weird (Strumpet City, we're looking at you). There's not a Molesley among you, and we certainly hope you'll be along for whatever projects we cook up next. We won't be far away--you can find us on Twitter, where we often make humor jokes. Our handles are @kellyanneken & @TheCynicalBetch. See you on the internets!


LUNCHEON OUT (for reals, though)!

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]]> The End..? The End..? Mon, 10 Dec 2018 07:59:58 GMT 57:31 5c0dd43a64acd99d2ac7d43a true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-end 5c0dd43a64acd99d2ac7d43a 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-end Victoria S2E4-9 full Victoria and make a stunning announcement!

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]]> Victoria and make a stunning announcement!

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]]> Baklava Syndrome Baklava Syndrome Mon, 03 Dec 2018 04:09:41 GMT 48:04 5c04ac82912b55a02094dab7 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/baklava-syndrome 5c04ac82912b55a02094dab7 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 baklava-syndrome full Victoria S2E3. They also chat Bane, Poortown Lite & Bohemian Rhapsody.

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]]> Victoria S2E3. They also chat Bane, Poortown Lite & Bohemian Rhapsody.

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]]> Pagets All the Way Down Pagets All the Way Down Mon, 26 Nov 2018 04:59:00 GMT 1:02:01 5bf8bc3ff1d464216ec7c973 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/pagets-all-the-way-down 5bf8bc3ff1d464216ec7c973 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 pagets-all-the-way-down full Kelly & Amy overcome texts not going through to bring you the golden episode of Victoria, S2E2. They chat about Tilda Swinton, Dadbert and DODubs dividing up all the arts, the deliciousness of Ernst, poor baby Ada Lovelace, the rudeness of Shakespeare fans, Victorian Shake Weights, Lord M playing The Sims, marriage advice from Lord Byron, and the fact that Vicky doesn't understand metaphors


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]]> Kelly & Amy overcome texts not going through to bring you the golden episode of Victoria, S2E2. They chat about Tilda Swinton, Dadbert and DODubs dividing up all the arts, the deliciousness of Ernst, poor baby Ada Lovelace, the rudeness of Shakespeare fans, Victorian Shake Weights, Lord M playing The Sims, marriage advice from Lord Byron, and the fact that Vicky doesn't understand metaphors


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]]> You Smell Like the City You Smell Like the City Mon, 19 Nov 2018 04:59:36 GMT 1:18:09 5bee1e11e5a2aa9e5bfdbcc7 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/you-smell-like-the-city 5bee1e11e5a2aa9e5bfdbcc7 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 you-smell-like-the-city full Victoria S2E1, they get to sit at the baronet's table! They also go off on a trans tangent, instruct people to take care of the smegma in their own eyes, curse out Lionel Bart, suggest an unusual method of birth control, and encourage everyone to read more novels.

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]]> Victoria S2E1, they get to sit at the baronet's table! They also go off on a trans tangent, instruct people to take care of the smegma in their own eyes, curse out Lionel Bart, suggest an unusual method of birth control, and encourage everyone to read more novels.

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]]> I Do, Charloote, I Do! I Do, Charloote, I Do! Mon, 22 Oct 2018 02:20:08 GMT 53:28 5bcd33d0f4c7e052081745b7 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/i-do-charloote-i-do 5bcd33d0f4c7e052081745b7 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 i-do-charloote-i-do full Victoria and Kelly & Amy are throwing up some nein signs. They discuss the vagaries of digital copyrights, apologize to to Alex Jennings, tell Vicky to stop watching makeup tutorials on YouTube, first-year marital strife, Lehzen's wet nurse requirements, Victorian maternity wear, terrible editorial choices, dueling rulings, and The Duchy Formerly known as Bone Town. Kelly thanks heaven for small mercies, Amy calls the plant police, and everyone agrees that Scarface is the worst.

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]]> Victoria and Kelly & Amy are throwing up some nein signs. They discuss the vagaries of digital copyrights, apologize to to Alex Jennings, tell Vicky to stop watching makeup tutorials on YouTube, first-year marital strife, Lehzen's wet nurse requirements, Victorian maternity wear, terrible editorial choices, dueling rulings, and The Duchy Formerly known as Bone Town. Kelly thanks heaven for small mercies, Amy calls the plant police, and everyone agrees that Scarface is the worst.

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]]> The Return of the Luncheon The Return of the Luncheon Mon, 15 Oct 2018 06:59:52 GMT 59:26 5bc3bf741671dffe1db3d717 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-return-of-the-luncheon 5bc3bf741671dffe1db3d717 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-return-of-the-luncheon Victoria S1E7, Engine of Change full 50 Shades of Chef, but otherwise enjoy this exploration of the Industrial Revolution. Kelly has a broom for a hand, Amy is somewhat boring and everyone's gotta find out what happened with Aquaman!

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]]> 50 Shades of Chef, but otherwise enjoy this exploration of the Industrial Revolution. Kelly has a broom for a hand, Amy is somewhat boring and everyone's gotta find out what happened with Aquaman!

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]]> What Would Gwen from Torchwood Do? What Would Gwen from Torchwood Do? Mon, 08 Oct 2018 06:59:35 GMT 1:09:53 5bac3593fd7fa3546caeff46 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/what-would-gwen-from-torchwood-do 5bac3593fd7fa3546caeff46 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 what-would-gwen-from-torchwood-do full Victoria S1E6. They also fire Daisy Goodwin, experience the joys of Cecilia Buggin, explain sentient couch insurance options, dig into morganatic marriages, reveal that you can be horny and a good person at the same time, diss extremely slow southern accents, praise Wellington for living his best life, and eventually remember the name of the band Death Cab for Cutie. Kelly doesn't like to make a false idol of herself to herself, Amy fulfills her dream of being a punchline, and everyone's future selves have a lot to do.

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]]> Victoria S1E6. They also fire Daisy Goodwin, experience the joys of Cecilia Buggin, explain sentient couch insurance options, dig into morganatic marriages, reveal that you can be horny and a good person at the same time, diss extremely slow southern accents, praise Wellington for living his best life, and eventually remember the name of the band Death Cab for Cutie. Kelly doesn't like to make a false idol of herself to herself, Amy fulfills her dream of being a punchline, and everyone's future selves have a lot to do.

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]]> New Coin, New Handkerchief New Coin, New Handkerchief Mon, 01 Oct 2018 06:59:18 GMT 1:01:40 5baaf0ff9375881652f0a363 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/new-coin-new-handkerchief 5baaf0ff9375881652f0a363 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 new-coin-new-handkerchief full Kelly & Amy speak truth to Medium and call Louisa May Alcott out for her lies in their recap of Victoria S1E5. They also make fun of Kentucky and California, hail Coburg: home of the sinister laugh, take applications for ladle bitches, and smack talk parents. Kelly makes a sweet burn on the privy council, Amy imagines herself as a cokehead, and everyone wants Vicky's creative team to get it together!



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]]> Kelly & Amy speak truth to Medium and call Louisa May Alcott out for her lies in their recap of Victoria S1E5. They also make fun of Kentucky and California, hail Coburg: home of the sinister laugh, take applications for ladle bitches, and smack talk parents. Kelly makes a sweet burn on the privy council, Amy imagines herself as a cokehead, and everyone wants Vicky's creative team to get it together!



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]]> DashCam DashCam Mon, 24 Sep 2018 06:59:12 GMT 1:08:23 5ba1c646c220815029573789 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/dashcam 5ba1c646c220815029573789 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 dashcam full Victoria S1E4 and really get to know the "enthralling but prickly" Albert. The also delve into the upside of the opiod epidemic, declare England to be the Kentucky of Europe, wonder where servants sign up to get in on the scamming, suggest that Alex Jones should change his name, shame Vicky's fat-shaming, cheer the invention of philately, reminisce about horrifying Sesame Street movies, defend the Windsor uniform, and geek out about the Downton Abbey movie. Kelly has a Dench obsession, Amy has lady-in-waiting blindness, and everyone agrees it could be worse.

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]]> Victoria S1E4 and really get to know the "enthralling but prickly" Albert. The also delve into the upside of the opiod epidemic, declare England to be the Kentucky of Europe, wonder where servants sign up to get in on the scamming, suggest that Alex Jones should change his name, shame Vicky's fat-shaming, cheer the invention of philately, reminisce about horrifying Sesame Street movies, defend the Windsor uniform, and geek out about the Downton Abbey movie. Kelly has a Dench obsession, Amy has lady-in-waiting blindness, and everyone agrees it could be worse.

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]]> A Hard Cake Is Good To Find A Hard Cake Is Good To Find Mon, 17 Sep 2018 06:59:42 GMT 1:00:22 5b9db9477f34626d1c4f69a0 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/a-hard-cake-is-good-to-find 5b9db9477f34626d1c4f69a0 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 a-hard-cake-is-good-to-find full Victoria S1E3. They also hate on suburban Connecticut and Coburg, speculate about bonnets, decide Vicky's mom is a vampire, discuss the challenges of shaking a stalker who is also the queen, wonder why Sir John speaks in an evil accent 100% of the time, and finally meet Prince Albert! Thanks as always for listening--there's more UYDS goodness over at Patreon!

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]]> Victoria S1E3. They also hate on suburban Connecticut and Coburg, speculate about bonnets, decide Vicky's mom is a vampire, discuss the challenges of shaking a stalker who is also the queen, wonder why Sir John speaks in an evil accent 100% of the time, and finally meet Prince Albert! Thanks as always for listening--there's more UYDS goodness over at Patreon!

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]]> Summa Cum Rat Summa Cum Rat Mon, 10 Sep 2018 06:59:16 GMT 1:05:16 5b8c7e54b34d31d1593ebfdb true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/summa-cum-rat 5b8c7e54b34d31d1593ebfdb 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 summa-cum-rat full Kelly & Amy are back at it with a recap of Victoria S1E2. Vicky's mom does not have it going on, Victorian necklines are terrible, the House of Lords is just a lower key version of Mrs. Patmore yelling, the portrait of Jenna Coleman doesn't look like Jenna Coleman, various people are rude on nuns, no one can make a cake without grifting, there's an eternal flame at Buckingham Palace, King Lear is an idiot and Rufus Sewell continues attractive. Kelly says college is a trap, Amy is a Gemini betch, and everybody imagines a world where Vicky has access to emojis. As always, thanks for listening, and don't forget to check out our Patreon for Whalecast and other bonus content!


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]]> Kelly & Amy are back at it with a recap of Victoria S1E2. Vicky's mom does not have it going on, Victorian necklines are terrible, the House of Lords is just a lower key version of Mrs. Patmore yelling, the portrait of Jenna Coleman doesn't look like Jenna Coleman, various people are rude on nuns, no one can make a cake without grifting, there's an eternal flame at Buckingham Palace, King Lear is an idiot and Rufus Sewell continues attractive. Kelly says college is a trap, Amy is a Gemini betch, and everybody imagines a world where Vicky has access to emojis. As always, thanks for listening, and don't forget to check out our Patreon for Whalecast and other bonus content!


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]]> <![CDATA[Let's Just Go To Burger King]]> Mon, 03 Sep 2018 06:59:00 GMT 1:14:58 5b89e2b5bb6cc63c15df466f true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/lets-just-go-to-burger-king 5b89e2b5bb6cc63c15df466f 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 lets-just-go-to-burger-king full Victoria S1E1. Unfortunately, Amy's computer crashed while she was editing this episode, banishing them to the land of wind and ghosts, so we don't have our usual hilarious show notes. The episode itself survived, so please to enjoy it, because Amy also lost all her progress on Tomb Raider so she is very sad. We'll be posting new episodes weekly, and keep an eye on our Patreon for Whalecast and other bonus content! Hooray, we're doing stuff again! Rejoice! GLORIANA.

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]]> Victoria S1E1. Unfortunately, Amy's computer crashed while she was editing this episode, banishing them to the land of wind and ghosts, so we don't have our usual hilarious show notes. The episode itself survived, so please to enjoy it, because Amy also lost all her progress on Tomb Raider so she is very sad. We'll be posting new episodes weekly, and keep an eye on our Patreon for Whalecast and other bonus content! Hooray, we're doing stuff again! Rejoice! GLORIANA.

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]]> Koala Chlamydia Koala Chlamydia Tue, 12 Jun 2018 18:19:04 GMT 59:34 5b200e85d81dbccd509f6252 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/koala-chlamydia 5b200e85d81dbccd509f6252 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 koala-chlamydia full The Crown and Call the Midwife. They chat about how trans people are everywhere, Lucille Ball's natural hair color, purported bisexual James Dean, makeups, mainstreaming science fiction, the politics of African American hair, Rose's character on Downton Abbey, miniskirt Oxfordians, Jack Skellington things, the Peacock revolution, Anglican religious orders, and mantyhose. Kelly explains why she shaves off 30% of her hair, Amy wants a makeover, and it's good that we all have fun. 

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]]> The Crown and Call the Midwife. They chat about how trans people are everywhere, Lucille Ball's natural hair color, purported bisexual James Dean, makeups, mainstreaming science fiction, the politics of African American hair, Rose's character on Downton Abbey, miniskirt Oxfordians, Jack Skellington things, the Peacock revolution, Anglican religious orders, and mantyhose. Kelly explains why she shaves off 30% of her hair, Amy wants a makeover, and it's good that we all have fun. 

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]]> Oprah: The Highlander of Everything Oprah: The Highlander of Everything Mon, 28 May 2018 06:59:04 GMT 1:06:58 5b0b7f336d1a8d82259e8f0c true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/oprah-the-highlander-of-everything 5b0b7f336d1a8d82259e8f0c 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 oprah-the-highlander-of-everything full Kelly & Amy are finally back from their break with Part 1 of the long-awaited Fashion Backwards/Amy Repeats History episode for The Crown S2 and all of Call the Midwife! Their research is as shallow and unreliable as ever as they discuss how fun it is to say Givenchy when talking about Meghan Markle's wedding dress, which fictional Roz Elton John is most like, shipping Nassoon, getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, Billy Graham watching the Watchmen, Giant Winston Churchill's closest lady friend, the return of Biarritz, and The Crown's inaccurate approach to history. Kelly forgot about men, Amy doesn't show her midriff, and everyone plans to marry Claire Foy.


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]]> Kelly & Amy are finally back from their break with Part 1 of the long-awaited Fashion Backwards/Amy Repeats History episode for The Crown S2 and all of Call the Midwife! Their research is as shallow and unreliable as ever as they discuss how fun it is to say Givenchy when talking about Meghan Markle's wedding dress, which fictional Roz Elton John is most like, shipping Nassoon, getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, Billy Graham watching the Watchmen, Giant Winston Churchill's closest lady friend, the return of Biarritz, and The Crown's inaccurate approach to history. Kelly forgot about men, Amy doesn't show her midriff, and everyone plans to marry Claire Foy.


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]]> Just As Vicar-y As You Please Just As Vicar-y As You Please Mon, 09 Apr 2018 07:51:00 GMT 1:22:09 5ac818aaef7a4c2376786e64 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/just-as-vicar-y-as-you-please 5ac818aaef7a4c2376786e64 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 just-as-vicar-y-as-you-please Tell the Midwife Episode 7 full Call the Midwife S6, featuring episodes 4-8! First, Kelly & Amy catch each other up on Top Chef, The Crown casting news, Kids' Baking Championship, and The Alienist. Then they get down to business, outing Patsy as not a Good Lesbian, declaring that time doesn't exist in Poplar, bemoaning the dying art of houndstooth, grappling with the weirdness of the Nobel Prize, imitating Sister Monica Joan, speculating on the market value of a fresh baby, and marveling at two people who make their livings pulling gross things out of people. Kelly wants a celebrity billionaire to fix her hip, Amy considers wearing more headbands, and everyone continues to not be famous.

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]]> Call the Midwife S6, featuring episodes 4-8! First, Kelly & Amy catch each other up on Top Chef, The Crown casting news, Kids' Baking Championship, and The Alienist. Then they get down to business, outing Patsy as not a Good Lesbian, declaring that time doesn't exist in Poplar, bemoaning the dying art of houndstooth, grappling with the weirdness of the Nobel Prize, imitating Sister Monica Joan, speculating on the market value of a fresh baby, and marveling at two people who make their livings pulling gross things out of people. Kelly wants a celebrity billionaire to fix her hip, Amy considers wearing more headbands, and everyone continues to not be famous.

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]]> TOAD?! TOAD?! Tue, 20 Mar 2018 00:49:27 GMT 1:09:29 5ab05a96f433bbaf533d000f true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/toad 5ab05a96f433bbaf533d000f 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 toad Tell the Midwife Episode 6 full Call the Midwife S6, Episodes 1-3, the show where everyone's pregnant until proven otherwise! They also get into pregnancy tongue twisters, diss medical residents, briefly welcome back Agnes Towler and narrative economy, and get in on Sister Monica Joan's television scam. Kelly still misses Nell Carter, Amy doesn't laugh when Kelly cries for once, and everybody hates Sister Ursula even though they love Harriett Walter.

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]]> Call the Midwife S6, Episodes 1-3, the show where everyone's pregnant until proven otherwise! They also get into pregnancy tongue twisters, diss medical residents, briefly welcome back Agnes Towler and narrative economy, and get in on Sister Monica Joan's television scam. Kelly still misses Nell Carter, Amy doesn't laugh when Kelly cries for once, and everybody hates Sister Ursula even though they love Harriett Walter.

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]]> <![CDATA[The Father, Cake & the Holy Spirit]]> Mon, 12 Mar 2018 07:00:00 GMT 33:55 5a9f7d9ee24ed3ff3280f960 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-father-cake-the-holy-spirit 5a9f7d9ee24ed3ff3280f960 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-father-cake-the-holy-spirit Tell the Midwife Episode 5 full Call the Midwife's S6 Christmas Special to Amy and they flit through a discussion of the once & future Santa of Poplar, a confusing take on apartheid, Sister Nobody's gingerhood, sick burns on Nurse Boring, and cranky old white dudes realizing that people use water for things. Kelly cannot pronounce El Alamein, Amy could be a real cheerful jerk, and SOMEBODY still hasn't read the Phantom Tollbooth (it is AMY).

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]]> Call the Midwife's S6 Christmas Special to Amy and they flit through a discussion of the once & future Santa of Poplar, a confusing take on apartheid, Sister Nobody's gingerhood, sick burns on Nurse Boring, and cranky old white dudes realizing that people use water for things. Kelly cannot pronounce El Alamein, Amy could be a real cheerful jerk, and SOMEBODY still hasn't read the Phantom Tollbooth (it is AMY).

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]]> Hold My Wooden Penis Hold My Wooden Penis Mon, 05 Mar 2018 05:50:17 GMT 1:28:56 5a9cda976a80ac8d401cc572 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/hold-my-wooden-penis 5a9cda976a80ac8d401cc572 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 hold-my-wooden-penis Tell the Midwife Episode 4 full Call the Midwife S5 Episodes 6, 7 & 8 to Amy. She weaves a tale of surrogate screamers, Nonnatus House Yelp reviews, great bangs, the importance of wearing shorts, Bryllcreem, barge people, and unresolved mystery apples. Kelly has a lot of criticisms of Words with Friends, Amy's a walking Magna Carta, and sometimes new-timey people didn't know stuff!

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]]> Call the Midwife S5 Episodes 6, 7 & 8 to Amy. She weaves a tale of surrogate screamers, Nonnatus House Yelp reviews, great bangs, the importance of wearing shorts, Bryllcreem, barge people, and unresolved mystery apples. Kelly has a lot of criticisms of Words with Friends, Amy's a walking Magna Carta, and sometimes new-timey people didn't know stuff!

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]]> <![CDATA[Brodie's Set, Episode 1]]> Sat, 17 Feb 2018 23:14:44 GMT 29:56 5a88b76269068ed60eb0ecb0 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/brodies-set-episode-1 5a88b76269068ed60eb0ecb0 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 brodies-set-episode-1 The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie, Chapters 1-2 full Kelly dives into Muriel Spark's excellent novel The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie, the inspiration for the film of the same name. She figures out that Sandy is probably a Scorpio, assigns each girl in Brodie's set one of the Seven Deadly Sins, complains about Camelot, and gets excited about the rest of the book.


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]]> Kelly dives into Muriel Spark's excellent novel The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie, the inspiration for the film of the same name. She figures out that Sandy is probably a Scorpio, assigns each girl in Brodie's set one of the Seven Deadly Sins, complains about Camelot, and gets excited about the rest of the book.


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]]> 5 Maggie Smiths Freebie: The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie 5 Maggie Smiths Freebie: The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie Tue, 06 Feb 2018 01:11:44 GMT 1:20:42 5a7900d0f50f2e3b255acf03 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/5-maggie-smiths-freebie-the-prime-of-miss-jean-brodie 5a7900d0f50f2e3b255acf03 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 5-maggie-smiths-freebie-the-prime-of-miss-jean-brodie full Kelly & Amy lead with Gaunt in this free preview of their 5 Maggie Smiths coverage! Get over to Patreon to pledge $1 or more for access to exclusive content, including Whalecast, We Are Not Amused & upcoming 5 Maggie Smiths recaps of Hook, The VIPS, Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire & Sister Act!


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]]> Kelly & Amy lead with Gaunt in this free preview of their 5 Maggie Smiths coverage! Get over to Patreon to pledge $1 or more for access to exclusive content, including Whalecast, We Are Not Amused & upcoming 5 Maggie Smiths recaps of Hook, The VIPS, Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire & Sister Act!


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]]> Sex Is Wasted On the Rich Sex Is Wasted On the Rich Mon, 22 Jan 2018 23:17:22 GMT 52:12 5a66710160076ccf131bfd6d true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/sex-is-wasted-on-the-rich 5a66710160076ccf131bfd6d 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 sex-is-wasted-on-the-rich full Kelly & Amy finish their coverage of The Crown S2E10 because, luckily, one of them was not snatched away by a passing pterodactyl. They offer a course in Remedial Pimping & Adultery 101, agree that cruelty is ground zero for comedy, speculate about Liz's word of the day calendar, tell Margaret to keep her rumors to herself, celebrate the beginning of funny jokes in Great Britain, and hail the royal hooha doctor. Kelly can't pronounce "cuckolded," Amy plans to take a nap, and everyone hopes Peter Morgan gets it together in S3.



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]]> Kelly & Amy finish their coverage of The Crown S2E10 because, luckily, one of them was not snatched away by a passing pterodactyl. They offer a course in Remedial Pimping & Adultery 101, agree that cruelty is ground zero for comedy, speculate about Liz's word of the day calendar, tell Margaret to keep her rumors to herself, celebrate the beginning of funny jokes in Great Britain, and hail the royal hooha doctor. Kelly can't pronounce "cuckolded," Amy plans to take a nap, and everyone hopes Peter Morgan gets it together in S3.



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]]> <![CDATA[Daddy Don't Agree]]> Mon, 22 Jan 2018 18:07:36 GMT 1:12:58 5a662867496abab1727d71cd true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/daddy-dont-agree 5a662867496abab1727d71cd 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 daddy-dont-agree full Kelly & Amy struggle through their recap of the excellent but very painful The Crown S2E9. They discuss the foosball loophole, Eton's absurdly ugly uniforms, sweaters v. jumpers, little known facts about the Magna Carta and Peter Pan, whether Dr. Hahn and his weird mute secretary are vampires, chide Stephen Daldry for his timeline fuckery, rank the terrible parents on the show, and declare Greg Wise to be the cowbell of The Crown. Kelly transcribes 'em as she sees 'em, Amy has secret pizza parties with the Wachowski sisters, and everyone's grasp on basic Downton facts is really slipping.


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]]> Kelly & Amy struggle through their recap of the excellent but very painful The Crown S2E9. They discuss the foosball loophole, Eton's absurdly ugly uniforms, sweaters v. jumpers, little known facts about the Magna Carta and Peter Pan, whether Dr. Hahn and his weird mute secretary are vampires, chide Stephen Daldry for his timeline fuckery, rank the terrible parents on the show, and declare Greg Wise to be the cowbell of The Crown. Kelly transcribes 'em as she sees 'em, Amy has secret pizza parties with the Wachowski sisters, and everyone's grasp on basic Downton facts is really slipping.


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]]> Fetch Me My Floozies! Fetch Me My Floozies! Tue, 16 Jan 2018 23:11:35 GMT 40:37 5a5e86a55453a79e7f1efc86 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/fetch-me-my-floozies 5a5e86a55453a79e7f1efc86 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 fetch-me-my-floozies full The Crown S2E8, Kelly & Amy chat about pants made of butts, laugh at moms who can't do anything right, log a Porchie sighting, wonder if Jackie Kennedy can properly inseminate a horse, imagine Liz's unlikely chain of animal enforcers, and are delighted by an apparent foxtrot! Kelly offers a glimpse into the madness behind her editing process, Amy tells a cool story about her Commodore 64, and everyone hates Michael C. Hall as JFK so much.

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]]> The Crown S2E8, Kelly & Amy chat about pants made of butts, laugh at moms who can't do anything right, log a Porchie sighting, wonder if Jackie Kennedy can properly inseminate a horse, imagine Liz's unlikely chain of animal enforcers, and are delighted by an apparent foxtrot! Kelly offers a glimpse into the madness behind her editing process, Amy tells a cool story about her Commodore 64, and everyone hates Michael C. Hall as JFK so much.

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]]> Human Relationships Are Terrible, CREDITS! Human Relationships Are Terrible, CREDITS! Mon, 15 Jan 2018 03:27:10 GMT 51:16 5a5c1f8e2e88252a4c0273ad true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/human-relationships-are-terrible-credits 5a5c1f8e2e88252a4c0273ad 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 human-relationships-are-terrible-credits full The Crown S2E7. They chat about turkeys in Oakland, little known facts about the Warsaw Pact, what it takes to make a Ryan Murphy, the actual worst parent on a show filled with them, childhood train trauma, the first and only "Lilibet" of the season, the royal swarm, and Replacement Mike. Kelly misquotes rap lyrics, Amy doesn't want Oprah to run for President, and everyone agrees we could have done without Phil & Liz's weird barmaid role play.

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]]> The Crown S2E7. They chat about turkeys in Oakland, little known facts about the Warsaw Pact, what it takes to make a Ryan Murphy, the actual worst parent on a show filled with them, childhood train trauma, the first and only "Lilibet" of the season, the royal swarm, and Replacement Mike. Kelly misquotes rap lyrics, Amy doesn't want Oprah to run for President, and everyone agrees we could have done without Phil & Liz's weird barmaid role play.

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]]> Codename: Peaches Codename: Peaches Wed, 10 Jan 2018 02:05:32 GMT 44:22 5a5574eb6955955938f1baf0 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/codename-peaches 5a5574eb6955955938f1baf0 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 codename-peaches full The Crown S2E6! They cover the Patricia of forests, wonder what Tinky Winky is up to, mock the DODubs for thinking "jobs" are the same as "pointless makeworks that don't require any skills, encourage everyone to not protect Nazis, speculate about Liz's conversations with God, side with Phil for a change, and sing a silly song about Hitler. Kelly subverts the chain of command, Amy plays Diplomacy a lot, and everyone boos the brief return of Giant Winston Churchill

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]]> The Crown S2E6! They cover the Patricia of forests, wonder what Tinky Winky is up to, mock the DODubs for thinking "jobs" are the same as "pointless makeworks that don't require any skills, encourage everyone to not protect Nazis, speculate about Liz's conversations with God, side with Phil for a change, and sing a silly song about Hitler. Kelly subverts the chain of command, Amy plays Diplomacy a lot, and everyone boos the brief return of Giant Winston Churchill

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]]> The Punchening The Punchening Tue, 09 Jan 2018 20:40:30 GMT 1:08:10 5a5528bd3886138a16a4cc41 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-punchening 5a5528bd3886138a16a4cc41 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-punchening full The Crown S2E5 as they discuss Tommy LaMoustache's dogs who look just like him, ITV versus Netflix, Dudey McRapeface, stubble in training, the racism inherent to Looney Tunes, a semi-gay sexual orientation, Liz's ourobouros of the face, whether Patricia is an actual person, and the 1950s version of yoga pants. Kelly is worried that someone she cares about is a mean YouTube troll, Amy has 1.5 friend, and no one knows if the UK has nickels. 

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]]> The Crown S2E5 as they discuss Tommy LaMoustache's dogs who look just like him, ITV versus Netflix, Dudey McRapeface, stubble in training, the racism inherent to Looney Tunes, a semi-gay sexual orientation, Liz's ourobouros of the face, whether Patricia is an actual person, and the 1950s version of yoga pants. Kelly is worried that someone she cares about is a mean YouTube troll, Amy has 1.5 friend, and no one knows if the UK has nickels. 

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]]> Family Meeting: So This Is Why People Like Violence Family Meeting: So This Is Why People Like Violence Mon, 08 Jan 2018 17:36:40 GMT 35:47 5a53ac263ae240ab4d03dd08 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/so-this-is-why-people-like-violence 5a53ac263ae240ab4d03dd08 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 so-this-is-why-people-like-violence full Peaky Blinders is a funny name for a show as they wrap up their S4 coverage. They wonder about Comrade Baby's upbringing, decide that Tom Hardy dissed Adrian Brody (not to his face), declare Abalama Ding Dong to be their best nickname ever, demand a band called Jack Dawson & the Titanics, congratulate Linda on coming a long way, baby, and marvel at Cillian's brass balls. Kelly doesn't get the point of boxing, Amy has never blinded anyone, and everyone completes their stated goal of pointing out that Adrien Brody assaulted Halle Berry in every single episode!

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]]> Peaky Blinders is a funny name for a show as they wrap up their S4 coverage. They wonder about Comrade Baby's upbringing, decide that Tom Hardy dissed Adrian Brody (not to his face), declare Abalama Ding Dong to be their best nickname ever, demand a band called Jack Dawson & the Titanics, congratulate Linda on coming a long way, baby, and marvel at Cillian's brass balls. Kelly doesn't get the point of boxing, Amy has never blinded anyone, and everyone completes their stated goal of pointing out that Adrien Brody assaulted Halle Berry in every single episode!

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]]> <![CDATA[Family Meeting:The World is my Bloomin' Onion]]> Sun, 07 Jan 2018 23:51:06 GMT 43:13 5a52b2696955955938f1baac true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/family-meetingthe-world-is-my-bloomin-onion 5a52b2696955955938f1baac 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 family-meetingthe-world-is-my-bloomin-onion full Peaky Blinders S4E5, they try to figure out who wasn't embarrassd by WWI, debate whether GRAAAACE or Sam Neil would make a better zombie, get nostalgic for Danny Whizz Bang & conrade Baby, beg for a line of Lady Blinders' coats, hope that Steve!Knight sometimes gets drunk and listens to the podcast, and remember that this whole series is a trick. Kelly shares her list of replacement Adrien Brodys, Amy's not cut out to be a salesperson, and everyone still refuses to watch Taboo.

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]]> Peaky Blinders S4E5, they try to figure out who wasn't embarrassd by WWI, debate whether GRAAAACE or Sam Neil would make a better zombie, get nostalgic for Danny Whizz Bang & conrade Baby, beg for a line of Lady Blinders' coats, hope that Steve!Knight sometimes gets drunk and listens to the podcast, and remember that this whole series is a trick. Kelly shares her list of replacement Adrien Brodys, Amy's not cut out to be a salesperson, and everyone still refuses to watch Taboo.

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]]> The Bed of Marital Discord The Bed of Marital Discord Thu, 04 Jan 2018 01:47:54 GMT 59:32 5a4d87c7eaee92f54b8261ca true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-bed-of-marital-discord 5a4d87c7eaee92f54b8261ca 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-bed-of-marital-discord full The Crown S2E4 (in spite of its on-the-nose music cues). Kelly & Amy dig into Vanessa Kirby's powerhouse performance as Princess Margaret aka the Heisenberg of the monarchy, say hello to the original party satellite, tell Phil to keep his banana out of the produce aisle, suggest that Mrs. Mac use a pay phone to trash talk the PM, bemoan the decline of meeting people on buses, and admire Matthew Goode's tidy little hips. Kelly cries a lot, Amy offers a solution for the two-screen problem, and everyone likes Ike.

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]]> The Crown S2E4 (in spite of its on-the-nose music cues). Kelly & Amy dig into Vanessa Kirby's powerhouse performance as Princess Margaret aka the Heisenberg of the monarchy, say hello to the original party satellite, tell Phil to keep his banana out of the produce aisle, suggest that Mrs. Mac use a pay phone to trash talk the PM, bemoan the decline of meeting people on buses, and admire Matthew Goode's tidy little hips. Kelly cries a lot, Amy offers a solution for the two-screen problem, and everyone likes Ike.

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]]> Organic Self-Care Horn Organic Self-Care Horn Wed, 03 Jan 2018 21:33:35 GMT 46:45 5a4d4c2ee6b6045b11691e81 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/organic-self-care-horn 5a4d4c2ee6b6045b11691e81 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 organic-self-care-horn full

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]]> <![CDATA[Family Meeting: Where's My Boogie Rock?]]> Wed, 03 Jan 2018 20:03:55 GMT 57:54 5a4d37295b8a226b774692f7 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/family-meeting-wheres-my-boogie-rock 5a4d37295b8a226b774692f7 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 family-meeting-wheres-my-boogie-rock full Kelly & Amy celebrate the Summer of Menzies in December with their recap of Peaky Blinders S4E4. They cheer the return of the Peaky pimp walk, wonder why everyone's raggin' on Linda's mom, invoke the Halle Berry mafia, unexpectedly compliment Aiden Gillen, decide babies need beer, and beg Steve!Knight for fewer monologues and more Horse Bitch. Kelly makes a pie crust promise, Amy's busy violating the natural order, and everyone has drankened a lot of water.



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]]> Kelly & Amy celebrate the Summer of Menzies in December with their recap of Peaky Blinders S4E4. They cheer the return of the Peaky pimp walk, wonder why everyone's raggin' on Linda's mom, invoke the Halle Berry mafia, unexpectedly compliment Aiden Gillen, decide babies need beer, and beg Steve!Knight for fewer monologues and more Horse Bitch. Kelly makes a pie crust promise, Amy's busy violating the natural order, and everyone has drankened a lot of water.



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]]> Family Meeting: Too Bougie for Bham Family Meeting: Too Bougie for Bham Tue, 02 Jan 2018 21:38:50 GMT 52:25 5a4bfbea4d903aa213317891 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/family-meeting-too-bougie-for-bham 5a4bfbea4d903aa213317891 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 family-meeting-too-bougie-for-bham full Peaky Blinders S4E3. They discuss Selective Grace Syndrome, the Luncheon Kingdom, try to figure out when Pol got her hair cut, lobby for the dissolution of Future Arsonists of America, diagnose Adrien Brody with lockjaw, decry Cillian's stupid pocket of convenient retconning, and declare Lizzie too good for the Shelbys. All this, plus Kelly finally learns what a Nintendo Switch is, Amy compares Peaky Blinders to Murder, She Wrote, and everyone has fun always carrying a light sweater.

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]]> Peaky Blinders S4E3. They discuss Selective Grace Syndrome, the Luncheon Kingdom, try to figure out when Pol got her hair cut, lobby for the dissolution of Future Arsonists of America, diagnose Adrien Brody with lockjaw, decry Cillian's stupid pocket of convenient retconning, and declare Lizzie too good for the Shelbys. All this, plus Kelly finally learns what a Nintendo Switch is, Amy compares Peaky Blinders to Murder, She Wrote, and everyone has fun always carrying a light sweater.

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]]> Haberdashery Nonsense Haberdashery Nonsense Sun, 31 Dec 2017 06:14:26 GMT 29:49 5a48803495dfbf9d13d4dd6c true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/haberdashery-nonsense 5a48803495dfbf9d13d4dd6c 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 haberdashery-nonsense Tell the Midwife Episode 3 full Call the Midwife S5. They visit Paint Town, decide no one lives on the Isle of Man, and conclude that birthing is all about positive reinforcement. Kelly gets so worried about Paddington, Amy discovers a gift worse than socks, and everyone agrees this show is kind of a Dickens novel.

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]]> Call the Midwife S5. They visit Paint Town, decide no one lives on the Isle of Man, and conclude that birthing is all about positive reinforcement. Kelly gets so worried about Paddington, Amy discovers a gift worse than socks, and everyone agrees this show is kind of a Dickens novel.

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]]> Family Meeting: Changretta Vendetta Family Meeting: Changretta Vendetta Sun, 31 Dec 2017 06:08:38 GMT 53:07 5a487ed7eb6d506c77cc07d5 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/changretta-vendetta 5a487ed7eb6d506c77cc07d5 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 changretta-vendetta full Kelly & Amy recap Peaky Blinders S4E2. Full description coming soon!


NOTE: We had a lot of technical issues on this episode, which was recorded remotely. We've fixed as much as we can, but you may notice some weird noise or gaps in plot. Our apologies and thanks for your patience.

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]]> Kelly & Amy recap Peaky Blinders S4E2. Full description coming soon!


NOTE: We had a lot of technical issues on this episode, which was recorded remotely. We've fixed as much as we can, but you may notice some weird noise or gaps in plot. Our apologies and thanks for your patience.

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]]> Never Trust a Jeremy Never Trust a Jeremy Sun, 31 Dec 2017 06:01:10 GMT 38:40 5a487d17eb6d506c77cc07d4 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/never-trust-a-jeremy 5a487d17eb6d506c77cc07d4 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 never-trust-a-jeremy Tell the Midwife Episode 2 full Call the Midwife, and what a special guest they have in Mr. Mason! They also chat about Rosie the Riveter (for breastfeeding), dock sickness, a possible Victorian term for "chamber pot," the CTM Maris, and the show's inexhaustible fake suspense box. Kelly reveals that consciousness is a scourge, Amy doesn't own any boring dresses, and everyone agrees that Sweeney Todd makes a lot of sense in 2017.

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]]> Call the Midwife, and what a special guest they have in Mr. Mason! They also chat about Rosie the Riveter (for breastfeeding), dock sickness, a possible Victorian term for "chamber pot," the CTM Maris, and the show's inexhaustible fake suspense box. Kelly reveals that consciousness is a scourge, Amy doesn't own any boring dresses, and everyone agrees that Sweeney Todd makes a lot of sense in 2017.

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]]> Family Meeting: Indie-Go-Gun Family Meeting: Indie-Go-Gun Thu, 21 Dec 2017 20:32:57 GMT 58:20 5a3c1a74e7ff166a301fea51 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/indie-go-gun 5a3c1a74e7ff166a301fea51 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 indie-go-gun full Peaky Blinders! They also cope with Post Traumatic Downton Syndrome, discuss dark prayers, violate copyright law, celebrate two Christmases, ponder Britain's many accents relative to its modest size, laugh at Tommy Shelby's jokes, discover a new Charlie Murphy, and visit Arthur and Linda's farm of peaceful retirement. Kelly loves dangerous sociopaths, Amy loves dot matrix printers, and Billy Eichner is sadly no longer listening to UYDS.

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]]> Peaky Blinders! They also cope with Post Traumatic Downton Syndrome, discuss dark prayers, violate copyright law, celebrate two Christmases, ponder Britain's many accents relative to its modest size, laugh at Tommy Shelby's jokes, discover a new Charlie Murphy, and visit Arthur and Linda's farm of peaceful retirement. Kelly loves dangerous sociopaths, Amy loves dot matrix printers, and Billy Eichner is sadly no longer listening to UYDS.

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]]> DUMP. HIM. DUMP. HIM. Mon, 18 Dec 2017 05:00:00 GMT 40:28 5a36b542c86591933670bf0b true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/dump-him 5a36b542c86591933670bf0b 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 dump-him full Kelly & Amy spot the first corgis of the season in their recap of The Crown S2E2. Things are looking bad for HRH the Duke of Edinburgh in an episode that boasts a lack of attorney-client privilege, activation of the Mountbatten family history subplot, Emma Thompson getting Greg Wise promoted to series regular, a reporter by way of Degrassi, and an infinity mirror of puns. Kelly misses a crucial butt-smacking, Amy identifies the symbolic line, and everyone hates Beardy Phil and all his empty promises.




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]]> Kelly & Amy spot the first corgis of the season in their recap of The Crown S2E2. Things are looking bad for HRH the Duke of Edinburgh in an episode that boasts a lack of attorney-client privilege, activation of the Mountbatten family history subplot, Emma Thompson getting Greg Wise promoted to series regular, a reporter by way of Degrassi, and an infinity mirror of puns. Kelly misses a crucial butt-smacking, Amy identifies the symbolic line, and everyone hates Beardy Phil and all his empty promises.




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]]> Eileen (Spoiler Alert) Is Not Going to Come On Eileen (Spoiler Alert) Is Not Going to Come On Mon, 11 Dec 2017 17:43:21 GMT 32:31 5a2ec3b75b70078023eedfd8 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/eileen-spoiler-alert-is-not-going-to-come-on 5a2ec3b75b70078023eedfd8 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 eileen-spoiler-alert-is-not-going-to-come-on full The Crown! They compare Hollywood royals versus the real thing, break it to Mike's daughter that he loves her less than hookers, reveal something surprising about Horatio Hornblower, beg Liz not to read Phil's emails, discuss the logistics of getting rid of a ghost ballerina, enjoy a Mountbatten-style performance of Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, and identify the 3 people who can read Liz's guernal. Kelly lays down the rules for birthday party gifting, Amy remembers the horse party, and everyone agrees that Kelly & Amy invented the mustache bit. 

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]]> The Crown! They compare Hollywood royals versus the real thing, break it to Mike's daughter that he loves her less than hookers, reveal something surprising about Horatio Hornblower, beg Liz not to read Phil's emails, discuss the logistics of getting rid of a ghost ballerina, enjoy a Mountbatten-style performance of Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, and identify the 3 people who can read Liz's guernal. Kelly lays down the rules for birthday party gifting, Amy remembers the horse party, and everyone agrees that Kelly & Amy invented the mustache bit. 

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]]> <![CDATA[The Lump of Coal in Poplar's Stocking]]> Mon, 04 Dec 2017 05:00:00 GMT 1:03:31 5a24d3066a3cafad4aea9c4f true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-lump-of-coal-in-poplars-stocking 5a24d3066a3cafad4aea9c4f 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-lump-of-coal-in-poplars-stocking Tell the Midwife Episode 1 full Call the Midwife and then tells Amy what happened. In this episode, they cover Season 5's first two-part Christmas special and Episode 1. Get ready to party with Nurse Cranky, Nurse Boring, and Sister Nobody, reset the counter for fatal accidents at the custard factory, clothe babies in costers, pit capitalism against vows of poverty, and root for the return of Chummy!

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]]> Call the Midwife and then tells Amy what happened. In this episode, they cover Season 5's first two-part Christmas special and Episode 1. Get ready to party with Nurse Cranky, Nurse Boring, and Sister Nobody, reset the counter for fatal accidents at the custard factory, clothe babies in costers, pit capitalism against vows of poverty, and root for the return of Chummy!

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]]> We Are Not Amused Preview We Are Not Amused Preview Mon, 27 Nov 2017 03:56:45 GMT 56:03 5a1b8cfb1a2baa2323e0b6e3 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/we-are-not-amused-preview 5a1b8cfb1a2baa2323e0b6e3 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 we-are-not-amused-preview bonus The Royal We by The Fug Girls, Jessica Morgan and Heather Cocks, a book that has everything--words, foreshadowing & romance, even! This is a whole chilled out thing, and you can listen to this one for freesies as Kelly Googles where Megan Markle is from in real time! Get over to Patreon to hear the rest, people! https://www.patreon.com/upyoursdownstairs

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]]> The Royal We by The Fug Girls, Jessica Morgan and Heather Cocks, a book that has everything--words, foreshadowing & romance, even! This is a whole chilled out thing, and you can listen to this one for freesies as Kelly Googles where Megan Markle is from in real time! Get over to Patreon to hear the rest, people! https://www.patreon.com/upyoursdownstairs

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]]> Chance-anada Chance-anada Fri, 24 Nov 2017 21:22:31 GMT 1:26:22 5a188d95dfaedb026365bec2 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/chance-anada 5a188d95dfaedb026365bec2 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 chance-anada Regency Era Fashion Backwards/Amy Repeats History full Pride & Prejudice recaps (available on Patreon)! In their usual hastily researched fashion, they discuss rickety Game of Thrones magic, the history of Latin American independence, bathroom stuff, Britain's stylish but otherwise reprehensible George IV, bundling, body lice, the invention of podcasts, the correct pronunciation of Fitzherbert, and more capes than is strictly necessary. Kelly finally learns why it's called the Regency period, Amy imitates Karina Longworth, and everyone has stars and garters!

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]]> Pride & Prejudice recaps (available on Patreon)! In their usual hastily researched fashion, they discuss rickety Game of Thrones magic, the history of Latin American independence, bathroom stuff, Britain's stylish but otherwise reprehensible George IV, bundling, body lice, the invention of podcasts, the correct pronunciation of Fitzherbert, and more capes than is strictly necessary. Kelly finally learns why it's called the Regency period, Amy imitates Karina Longworth, and everyone has stars and garters!

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]]> Pronounciation Anxiety Pronounciation Anxiety Mon, 13 Nov 2017 06:35:36 GMT 1:09:24 5a093d3824b7517a1f76bce7 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/pronounciation-anxiety 5a093d3824b7517a1f76bce7 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 pronounciation-anxiety Conspiracy (2001 HBO Films) full Kelly & Amy are back with irritated sniping and an unexpected recap of the very upsetting 2001 HBO movie Conspiracy. Get ready for Rogue One spoilers, Millenial blindness, a new UYDS motto, Bugs Bunny's directorial debut, laws like ice cream, two anti-Semitic Martin Luthers, Instagram Farben, Peak Colin Firth, the importance of choosing a non-evil job, and the return of the Whore Institute! All this, plus Kelly hates Napoleonic twaddle, Amy won't read the spreadsheet, and everybody wonders if this movie should have even been made.


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]]> Kelly & Amy are back with irritated sniping and an unexpected recap of the very upsetting 2001 HBO movie Conspiracy. Get ready for Rogue One spoilers, Millenial blindness, a new UYDS motto, Bugs Bunny's directorial debut, laws like ice cream, two anti-Semitic Martin Luthers, Instagram Farben, Peak Colin Firth, the importance of choosing a non-evil job, and the return of the Whore Institute! All this, plus Kelly hates Napoleonic twaddle, Amy won't read the spreadsheet, and everybody wonders if this movie should have even been made.


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]]> Salsa Shark Salsa Shark Mon, 04 Sep 2017 21:38:21 GMT 1:18:39 59adc7ca7e8d2cd059813a75 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/salsa-shark 59adc7ca7e8d2cd059813a75 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 salsa-shark Master of Phantoms. They get wistful for the Whore Institute, complain about Game of Thrones, feel grateful that lawful divorce no longer needs to require murder, criticize Anne's beheading getup, whine about the lack of cutlery, assert that not every problem can be solved by swearing on the Bible, and advocate for their burial in the Westminster Abbey Podcaster's Corner. Kelly doesn't like the word fingering, Amy still wants to know what happened to Sokka, and no one should get their hopes up, UYDS-wise.

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]]> Master of Phantoms. They get wistful for the Whore Institute, complain about Game of Thrones, feel grateful that lawful divorce no longer needs to require murder, criticize Anne's beheading getup, whine about the lack of cutlery, assert that not every problem can be solved by swearing on the Bible, and advocate for their burial in the Westminster Abbey Podcaster's Corner. Kelly doesn't like the word fingering, Amy still wants to know what happened to Sokka, and no one should get their hopes up, UYDS-wise.

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]]> Fully Crow, Fully Chicken Fully Crow, Fully Chicken Mon, 04 Sep 2017 21:30:31 GMT 51:56 59adc5f3a4dc4fe658edef06 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/fully-crow-fully-chicken 59adc5f3a4dc4fe658edef06 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 fully-crow-fully-chicken Crows. They also remind everyone that the rift is in Cardiff, Gardiner is still ugly, girls' crossbows have ribbons on them, Jane Seymour is a super genius, and it's always time for modesty. Kelly wishes they were playing Duck Hunt, Amy takes remedial smelling classes, and the entire podcast is sponsored by num-nums!

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]]> Crows. They also remind everyone that the rift is in Cardiff, Gardiner is still ugly, girls' crossbows have ribbons on them, Jane Seymour is a super genius, and it's always time for modesty. Kelly wishes they were playing Duck Hunt, Amy takes remedial smelling classes, and the entire podcast is sponsored by num-nums!

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]]> Typically Dumb: A Tale of the Rich Typically Dumb: A Tale of the Rich Tue, 01 Aug 2017 05:22:28 GMT 1:05:04 59801013cd0a571e19a5f9f9 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/typically-dumb-a-tale-of-the-rich 59801013cd0a571e19a5f9f9 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 typically-dumb-a-tale-of-the-rich Wolf Hall, S1E4. They also coin a term to describe a group of Boleyns, tell everyone to stop doing cocaine, appreciate punctuation humor, wonder if dick tapestries were a thing, talk smack about Bran on Game of Thrones, and declare this possibly the best episode of Wolf Hall (although there are still two more to go). Kelly talks about a weird dream she had, Amy hates asparagus, and everyone loves a good Family Matters reference. 

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]]> Wolf Hall, S1E4. They also coin a term to describe a group of Boleyns, tell everyone to stop doing cocaine, appreciate punctuation humor, wonder if dick tapestries were a thing, talk smack about Bran on Game of Thrones, and declare this possibly the best episode of Wolf Hall (although there are still two more to go). Kelly talks about a weird dream she had, Amy hates asparagus, and everyone loves a good Family Matters reference. 

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]]> Do Cromwells Dream of Electric Sheep? Do Cromwells Dream of Electric Sheep? Mon, 17 Jul 2017 15:24:12 GMT 57:04 596cd7d22ef998fb7f2b9ba6 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/do-cromwells-dream-of-electric-sheep 596cd7d22ef998fb7f2b9ba6 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 do-cromwells-dream-of-electric-sheep Wolf Hall 3 Condragulations are in order as Kelly & Amy recap Wolf Hall S1E3! Strap on your trigger warnings as they cast "My Fair Lady 2: The Sexting," popesplain, introduce the Bible-52s, talk smack about Henry and Anne's wedding, and laugh at Thomas More. Kelly's been an asshole since birth, Amy is wearing cute sandals, and no one understands what Jane Seymour's deal is.

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]]> Condragulations are in order as Kelly & Amy recap Wolf Hall S1E3! Strap on your trigger warnings as they cast "My Fair Lady 2: The Sexting," popesplain, introduce the Bible-52s, talk smack about Henry and Anne's wedding, and laugh at Thomas More. Kelly's been an asshole since birth, Amy is wearing cute sandals, and no one understands what Jane Seymour's deal is.

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]]> A Beverage From Ocean Spray A Beverage From Ocean Spray Tue, 11 Jul 2017 02:08:46 GMT 50:24 5964344e4882df2f2293123d true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/a-beverage-from-ocean-spray 5964344e4882df2f2293123d 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 a-beverage-from-ocean-spray Wolf Hall 2 full Wolf Hall, S1E2. They ID the Sam and Diane of Austin Friars, ask some witch friends about stuff, submit a show to the fringe festival, talk about Pride weekend two weeks late, figure out how you get myxamatosis, and head to the patent office. Kelly tells a cool story, Tom reminisces about Air Jordans, and everyone agrees kinging is heck of a gig. 

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]]> Wolf Hall, S1E2. They ID the Sam and Diane of Austin Friars, ask some witch friends about stuff, submit a show to the fringe festival, talk about Pride weekend two weeks late, figure out how you get myxamatosis, and head to the patent office. Kelly tells a cool story, Tom reminisces about Air Jordans, and everyone agrees kinging is heck of a gig. 

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]]> Call Me Clarky Call Me Clarky Tue, 04 Jul 2017 02:22:41 GMT 1:04:24 595afd0aa7bdff0d39bdee7e true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/call-me-clarky 595afd0aa7bdff0d39bdee7e 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 call-me-clarky Wolf Hall 1 Wolf Hall! They struggle to remember lines from Labyrinth, the name of England, the plot of Barry Lyndon, and the Merlin of America. Kelly chooses Rafe, Tom wins a Booker Prize, and everybody hopes you forget that we were supposed to be covering Call The Midwife instead.

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]]> Wolf Hall! They struggle to remember lines from Labyrinth, the name of England, the plot of Barry Lyndon, and the Merlin of America. Kelly chooses Rafe, Tom wins a Booker Prize, and everybody hopes you forget that we were supposed to be covering Call The Midwife instead.

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]]> Colin Firth Plus Water Equals Profit! Colin Firth Plus Water Equals Profit! Mon, 08 May 2017 02:46:26 GMT 48:33 590fdd3391d0239d1e7c5f80 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590fdd3391d0239d1e7c5f80 590fdd3391d0239d1e7c5f80 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Pride & Prejudice! They agree that Jane looks like a giraffe, speculate about Caroline Bingley's fake geek girl activity, declare Mr. Collins a social disease, criticize CBS, and learn some very weird stuff about rat urine. Kelly's going back to therapy, Tom is like Mr. Darcy, and everyone explains the premium-cable hierarchy of social events in Regency England.

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]]> Pride & Prejudice! They agree that Jane looks like a giraffe, speculate about Caroline Bingley's fake geek girl activity, declare Mr. Collins a social disease, criticize CBS, and learn some very weird stuff about rat urine. Kelly's going back to therapy, Tom is like Mr. Darcy, and everyone explains the premium-cable hierarchy of social events in Regency England.

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]]> Red All Over Teaser Red All Over Teaser Sun, 09 Apr 2017 23:22:11 GMT 21:57 http://baldmove.com/?p=61378 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec36577 590d1c02f622bd730ec36577 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full

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]]> Mailbag Fun Dust-Up Mailbag Fun Dust-Up Mon, 03 Apr 2017 01:23:47 GMT 46:19 http://baldmove.com/?p=61347 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec36578 590d1c02f622bd730ec36578 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full

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]]> The Corgi Ennoblement Act of 1763 The Corgi Ennoblement Act of 1763 Mon, 13 Mar 2017 01:05:28 GMT 1:18:45 http://baldmove.com/?p=61250 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec36579 590d1c02f622bd730ec36579 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full

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]]> The Adventures of Time-Traveling Temple Grandin The Adventures of Time-Traveling Temple Grandin Mon, 06 Mar 2017 01:36:03 GMT 1:37:43 http://baldmove.com/?p=61221 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec3657a 590d1c02f622bd730ec3657a 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full

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]]> Bring Back Mamie Bangs Bring Back Mamie Bangs Sun, 26 Feb 2017 23:35:41 GMT 1:36:07 http://baldmove.com/?p=61187 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec3657b 590d1c02f622bd730ec3657b 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full

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]]> HRH Spocktopus HRH Spocktopus Mon, 20 Feb 2017 00:24:44 GMT 1:42:15 http://baldmove.com/?p=61153 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec3657c 590d1c02f622bd730ec3657c 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full

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]]> All The Harpies Were In A Kick Line All The Harpies Were In A Kick Line Mon, 13 Feb 2017 01:05:04 GMT 1:24:26 http://baldmove.com/?p=61100 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec3657d 590d1c02f622bd730ec3657d 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full The Crown S1E6. They like the episode, but cannot help asking “Why is show?” Scooby-Doo ghostwrites part of UYDS, Princess Margaret has 99 problems, a piece of fluff outweighs Joseph Stalin, the horrifying origins of the Rhodes scholarship is revealed, Wallis Simpson continues to have few lines, white supremacists are alienated, and Prince Philip doesn’t realize he’s beaten the game. Kelly doesn’t get much out of The Anarchist’s Cookbook, Tom explains what stress is, and everyone agrees Season 5 of The Wire isn’t worth watching.

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]]> The Crown S1E6. They like the episode, but cannot help asking “Why is show?” Scooby-Doo ghostwrites part of UYDS, Princess Margaret has 99 problems, a piece of fluff outweighs Joseph Stalin, the horrifying origins of the Rhodes scholarship is revealed, Wallis Simpson continues to have few lines, white supremacists are alienated, and Prince Philip doesn’t realize he’s beaten the game. Kelly doesn’t get much out of The Anarchist’s Cookbook, Tom explains what stress is, and everyone agrees Season 5 of The Wire isn’t worth watching.

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]]> King Fred Durst King Fred Durst Mon, 06 Feb 2017 01:13:43 GMT 1:24:52 http://baldmove.com/?p=61080 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec3657e 590d1c02f622bd730ec3657e 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Kelly & Tom are joined by The History Chicks co-host Beckett Graham for their recap of The Crown S1E5. They wax frustrated about their feelings on the DO Dubs, replace King Lane Pryce’s face with Colin Firth’s, note Liz’s lifelong taste in cardigans, discuss the relative tackiness of crowns fictional and factual, participate in some pantomimery, bristle at Mountbatten’s period appropriate homophobia,and wonder if Peter Morgan is playing a deeper game. Kelly has difficulty pronouncing everything, Tom devises a nickname for fans of The Royal We, and Beckett is absolutely here for all things royal.

 

NOTE: I did a very poor job of recording Beckett’s audio. I did my best to fix it in post-production, but I apologize, to Beckett in particular, for the low-quality audio, and I would like to make it clear that this was 100% my fault, and nobody else’s. -Tom

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]]> Kelly & Tom are joined by The History Chicks co-host Beckett Graham for their recap of The Crown S1E5. They wax frustrated about their feelings on the DO Dubs, replace King Lane Pryce’s face with Colin Firth’s, note Liz’s lifelong taste in cardigans, discuss the relative tackiness of crowns fictional and factual, participate in some pantomimery, bristle at Mountbatten’s period appropriate homophobia,and wonder if Peter Morgan is playing a deeper game. Kelly has difficulty pronouncing everything, Tom devises a nickname for fans of The Royal We, and Beckett is absolutely here for all things royal.

 

NOTE: I did a very poor job of recording Beckett’s audio. I did my best to fix it in post-production, but I apologize, to Beckett in particular, for the low-quality audio, and I would like to make it clear that this was 100% my fault, and nobody else’s. -Tom

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]]> Some Of Plenty Of Things Is Good Some Of Plenty Of Things Is Good Mon, 30 Jan 2017 01:33:38 GMT 1:47:15 http://baldmove.com/?p=61038 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec3657f 590d1c02f622bd730ec3657f 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full The Crown, S1E4, Tom and Kelly welcome Failure to Launch co-host and noted critic of The Crown Molly Sanchez! Together, they cough-shame London, pitch an adaptation of Devil in the White City, discuss Sky Law, wonder about the Buffalo Bill of sheep, agree that humanity sucks apart from inventing Hot Cheetos with Lime and strawberry sour belts, spot a cameo from Jimmy Carter, and call the wind Donora. Kelly has a rare butt deficiency, Tom reminds us that women can be writers, and Molly’s tweets don’t get the respect they deserve.

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]]> The Crown, S1E4, Tom and Kelly welcome Failure to Launch co-host and noted critic of The Crown Molly Sanchez! Together, they cough-shame London, pitch an adaptation of Devil in the White City, discuss Sky Law, wonder about the Buffalo Bill of sheep, agree that humanity sucks apart from inventing Hot Cheetos with Lime and strawberry sour belts, spot a cameo from Jimmy Carter, and call the wind Donora. Kelly has a rare butt deficiency, Tom reminds us that women can be writers, and Molly’s tweets don’t get the respect they deserve.

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]]> Double Rizzo Double Rizzo Mon, 23 Jan 2017 01:46:14 GMT 2:02:31 http://baldmove.com/?p=60992 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec36580 590d1c02f622bd730ec36580 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full The Crown S1E3, and they spend a lot of time complaining about how their pizza didn’t get delivered. They also come up with a hit pop single, describe the Kato Kaelin of England, go to the BroB/Gyn, CGI a mustache, break the fourth wall a bunch of times, try to get to the bottom of Prince Albert in a can, discuss the transitive axiom in RE Winston Churchill, and enjoy some secondhand Malkovich. Kelly stops trying to turn the podcast into therapy, Tom explains how to get rid of awkward silences, and Natasha buys a person.

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]]> The Crown S1E3, and they spend a lot of time complaining about how their pizza didn’t get delivered. They also come up with a hit pop single, describe the Kato Kaelin of England, go to the BroB/Gyn, CGI a mustache, break the fourth wall a bunch of times, try to get to the bottom of Prince Albert in a can, discuss the transitive axiom in RE Winston Churchill, and enjoy some secondhand Malkovich. Kelly stops trying to turn the podcast into therapy, Tom explains how to get rid of awkward silences, and Natasha buys a person.

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]]> The King’s Sassy Address To Parliament The King’s Sassy Address To Parliament Mon, 16 Jan 2017 04:21:18 GMT 1:24:32 http://baldmove.com/?p=60966 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec36581 590d1c02f622bd730ec36581 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full

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]]> Take a Hit, Sugar Cookie Take a Hit, Sugar Cookie Tue, 10 Jan 2017 05:47:16 GMT 2:30:02 http://baldmove.com/?p=60950 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec36582 590d1c02f622bd730ec36582 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full The Crown. They are relieved to report it is an actual show (unlike late period Selfridge) and delighted as they witness the toff version of a company offsite, explain what Gogglebox is, rate the many portrayals of Churchill, and take advantage of numerous opportunities to impersonate Kif from Futurama. All this, plus the return of Fashion Backwards and Tom Repeats History as Kelly extols the virtues of “Fum Fum Fum,” Tom points out that vaping wasn’t an option in the 1950s, and Red finally gets to talk about camera equipment.

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]]> The Crown. They are relieved to report it is an actual show (unlike late period Selfridge) and delighted as they witness the toff version of a company offsite, explain what Gogglebox is, rate the many portrayals of Churchill, and take advantage of numerous opportunities to impersonate Kif from Futurama. All this, plus the return of Fashion Backwards and Tom Repeats History as Kelly extols the virtues of “Fum Fum Fum,” Tom points out that vaping wasn’t an option in the 1950s, and Red finally gets to talk about camera equipment.

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]]> The Palm Court: The Godsomething The Palm Court: The Godsomething Mon, 26 Dec 2016 01:11:21 GMT 49:50 http://baldmove.com/?p=60901 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-palm-court-the-godsomething 590d1c02f622bd730ec36583 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-palm-court-the-godsomething full Mr. Selfridge. They speculate on the George Towler/baby intelligence continuum, wish Lady Mae would join a sort of Parisian First Wives’ Club, chat about Trading Spaces, continue whining about the absence of Beatrice, declare Mr. Selfridge the Jimmy Fallon of retail magnates, don’t recognize Meryl, and come up with a Selfridge Babies spin-off. Kelly loves casseroles, Tom wishes the IRA still did fun stuff, and everyone laments the dear, departed tea emporium.

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]]> Mr. Selfridge. They speculate on the George Towler/baby intelligence continuum, wish Lady Mae would join a sort of Parisian First Wives’ Club, chat about Trading Spaces, continue whining about the absence of Beatrice, declare Mr. Selfridge the Jimmy Fallon of retail magnates, don’t recognize Meryl, and come up with a Selfridge Babies spin-off. Kelly loves casseroles, Tom wishes the IRA still did fun stuff, and everyone laments the dear, departed tea emporium.

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]]> The Palm Court: Seven Brides For Seven Selfridges The Palm Court: Seven Brides For Seven Selfridges Mon, 19 Dec 2016 00:50:46 GMT 41:43 http://baldmove.com/?p=60891 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-palm-court-seven-brides-for-seven-selfridges 590d1c02f622bd730ec36584 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-palm-court-seven-brides-for-seven-selfridges full Mr. Selfridge S4E9. They are pretty sure time is still a flat circle, George Towler is still a super genius, Alan Greenspan gets name-checked, Mr. Grove is cross from beyond the grave, and Eyebrows has a brand-new bag. Kelly can’t remember the name of the book Mr. Selfridge is based on, Tom discovers Circopedia.com, and everyone continues to make fun of Jeremy Piven’s mercury poisoning.

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]]> Mr. Selfridge S4E9. They are pretty sure time is still a flat circle, George Towler is still a super genius, Alan Greenspan gets name-checked, Mr. Grove is cross from beyond the grave, and Eyebrows has a brand-new bag. Kelly can’t remember the name of the book Mr. Selfridge is based on, Tom discovers Circopedia.com, and everyone continues to make fun of Jeremy Piven’s mercury poisoning.

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]]> The Palm Court: One Department, One Man! The Palm Court: One Department, One Man! Sun, 11 Dec 2016 23:51:19 GMT 48:51 http://baldmove.com/?p=60871 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-palm-court-one-department-one-man 590d1c02f622bd730ec36585 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-palm-court-one-department-one-man full

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]]> The Palm Court: Queen Blanket-For-A-Face The Palm Court: Queen Blanket-For-A-Face Mon, 05 Dec 2016 01:13:45 GMT 44:45 http://baldmove.com/?p=56324 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-palm-court-queen-blanket-for-a-face 590d1c02f622bd730ec36586 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-palm-court-queen-blanket-for-a-face full

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]]> The Palm Court: Goons Are People Too The Palm Court: Goons Are People Too Mon, 28 Nov 2016 02:01:05 GMT 58:48 http://baldmove.com/?p=55691 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-palm-court-goons-are-people-too 590d1c02f622bd730ec36587 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-palm-court-goons-are-people-too full

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]]> The Palm Court: Stop Confusing Our Baby! The Palm Court: Stop Confusing Our Baby! Mon, 21 Nov 2016 00:52:39 GMT 56:45 http://baldmove.com/?p=55180 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-palm-court-stop-confusing-our-baby 590d1c02f622bd730ec36588 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-palm-court-stop-confusing-our-baby full

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]]> The Palm Court: First Rule of Rumpelstiltskin The Palm Court: First Rule of Rumpelstiltskin Sun, 13 Nov 2016 21:39:59 GMT 1:02:18 http://baldmove.com/?p=54389 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-palm-court-first-rule-of-rumpelstiltskin 590d1c02f622bd730ec36589 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-palm-court-first-rule-of-rumpelstiltskin full

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]]> The Palm Court: Automatic Bzooty, Chapter 1, Verse 5 The Palm Court: Automatic Bzooty, Chapter 1, Verse 5 Mon, 07 Nov 2016 00:48:34 GMT 1:06:40 http://baldmove.com/?p=52400 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-palm-court-automatic-bzooty-chapter-1-verse-5 590d1c02f622bd730ec3658a 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-palm-court-automatic-bzooty-chapter-1-verse-5 full

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]]> The Palm Court: Nothing Worse Than a Tardy Floozy The Palm Court: Nothing Worse Than a Tardy Floozy Mon, 31 Oct 2016 00:03:10 GMT 1:03:58 http://baldmove.com/?p=51439 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-palm-court-nothing-worse-than-a-tardy-floozy 590d1c02f622bd730ec3658b 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-palm-court-nothing-worse-than-a-tardy-floozy full

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]]> The Palm Court: I’m Glad We’re Living In the Crap Age The Palm Court: I’m Glad We’re Living In the Crap Age Mon, 24 Oct 2016 02:42:18 GMT 1:00:31 http://baldmove.com/?p=50963 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-palm-court-im-glad-were-living-in-the-crap-age 590d1c02f622bd730ec3658c 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-palm-court-im-glad-were-living-in-the-crap-age full Mr. Selfridge S4E1! They struggle to remember why they hated this season so very much, herald the return of Lady Mae, welcome two brand new floozies and a very ugly mug, lament the continued absence of Miss Towler and Monsieur LeClair, plan to see Harry “next fall,”and everyone demands to know when we can expect Our Dark Mistress Beatrice to finally darken the doors of Selfridge’s once more in accordance with the prophecy.

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]]> Mr. Selfridge S4E1! They struggle to remember why they hated this season so very much, herald the return of Lady Mae, welcome two brand new floozies and a very ugly mug, lament the continued absence of Miss Towler and Monsieur LeClair, plan to see Harry “next fall,”and everyone demands to know when we can expect Our Dark Mistress Beatrice to finally darken the doors of Selfridge’s once more in accordance with the prophecy.

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]]> Family Meeting: That’s One Gay Ghost Family Meeting: That’s One Gay Ghost Mon, 18 Jul 2016 02:05:43 GMT 1:01:15 http://baldmove.com/?p=43799 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/family-meeting-thats-one-gay-ghost 590d1c02f622bd730ec3658d 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 family-meeting-thats-one-gay-ghost full Peaky Blinders–so much so they have to totally wing the final scene. They cross their fingers for the return of Horse Bitch in S4, declare Tatiana the winner of Peaky Blinders, note that all the guys got new hats, and marvel yet again at Tom Hardy’s awesomeness.

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]]> Peaky Blinders–so much so they have to totally wing the final scene. They cross their fingers for the return of Horse Bitch in S4, declare Tatiana the winner of Peaky Blinders, note that all the guys got new hats, and marvel yet again at Tom Hardy’s awesomeness.

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]]> Family Meeting: Bowie Take The Wheel Family Meeting: Bowie Take The Wheel Mon, 11 Jul 2016 03:34:59 GMT 29:11 http://baldmove.com/?p=43108 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/family-meeting-bowie-take-the-wheel 590d1c02f622bd730ec3658e 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 family-meeting-bowie-take-the-wheel full

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]]> Family Meeting: We Call It “Death Spin” Family Meeting: We Call It “Death Spin” Sun, 26 Jun 2016 23:58:37 GMT 36:37 http://baldmove.com/?p=41061 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/family-meeting-we-call-it-death-spin 590d1c02f622bd730ec3658f 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 family-meeting-we-call-it-death-spin full Peaky Blinders (the Entourage or Walking Dead of the UK, depending on who you’re talking to), one of the show’s best hours. They discuss the highly upsetting 1953 film Lili, the Shelby women finally getting their cool af day in the sun, Kelly’s awareness of Latin, Tom’s remembrance of a Dunkin’ Donuts campaign, and mashing up Peaky Blinders with It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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]]> Peaky Blinders (the Entourage or Walking Dead of the UK, depending on who you’re talking to), one of the show’s best hours. They discuss the highly upsetting 1953 film Lili, the Shelby women finally getting their cool af day in the sun, Kelly’s awareness of Latin, Tom’s remembrance of a Dunkin’ Donuts campaign, and mashing up Peaky Blinders with It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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]]> Family Meeting: Donations Immediately Plummeted Family Meeting: Donations Immediately Plummeted Mon, 20 Jun 2016 05:21:00 GMT 44:57 5a24e9d9da501aae4aaf02e7 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/donations-immediately-plummeted 5a24e9d9da501aae4aaf02e7 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 donations-immediately-plummeted full Peaky Blinders S3E3 and discuss content licensing, educated whales, spooky horses, the film Reservoir Dogs, and all the other tv they've been watching this summer.

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]]> Family Meeting: Too Much Mumbling, Not Enough Ska Family Meeting: Too Much Mumbling, Not Enough Ska Mon, 13 Jun 2016 05:19:00 GMT 1:16:14 5a24e8d96a3cafad4aea9c50 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/too-much-mumbling-not-enough-ska 5a24e8d96a3cafad4aea9c50 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 too-much-mumbling-not-enough-ska full

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]]> Family Meeting: Kafka’s Children’s Book Family Meeting: Kafka’s Children’s Book Sun, 05 Jun 2016 22:08:27 GMT 1:03:17 http://baldmove.com/?p=38534 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/family-meeting-kafkas-childrens-book 590d1c02f622bd730ec36590 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 family-meeting-kafkas-childrens-book full Peaky Blinders S3E1! They continue to say GRAAAAAAAACE despite no longer having much of a reason to, have a surprising discussion of Thornton Wilder’s Our Town, try to decide where aristocrats go, wonder why Arthur is suddenly the voice of reason, lust after Tommy Shelby 2.0, and fail to remember Jeremiah’s son’s name. Kelly hollers at the harmful one, Tom makes a really excellent pun, and everyone demands a box of wine.

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]]> Peaky Blinders S3E1! They continue to say GRAAAAAAAACE despite no longer having much of a reason to, have a surprising discussion of Thornton Wilder’s Our Town, try to decide where aristocrats go, wonder why Arthur is suddenly the voice of reason, lust after Tommy Shelby 2.0, and fail to remember Jeremiah’s son’s name. Kelly hollers at the harmful one, Tom makes a really excellent pun, and everyone demands a box of wine.

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]]> For Further Information, See The Name Of Our Podcast For Further Information, See The Name Of Our Podcast Mon, 14 Mar 2016 00:03:34 GMT 1:55:38 http://baldmove.com/?p=30577 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/family-meeting-for-further-information 590d1c02f622bd730ec36591 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 family-meeting-for-further-information full Downton Abbey ends, not with a bang, but with a Denker. Kelly & Tom recap S6E9 in slightly more emotional fashion than usual, but they still manage to pitch the spinoff “McG: Hospital Administrator,” wonder why Matthew Goode didn’t just take a job as Downton’s butler, hope that the eventual Downton movie is called “In the Boot Room,” promise to invite a unicorn on the podcast, visit OldPeopleBone.com, come up with a better name for Rose’s baby, and talk smack about period maternity clothes. Kelly guesses we’re all crash widows now, Tom provides insight into the history of advice columns, and everyone agrees that real life is the greatest Rifftrax of them all.

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]]> Downton Abbey ends, not with a bang, but with a Denker. Kelly & Tom recap S6E9 in slightly more emotional fashion than usual, but they still manage to pitch the spinoff “McG: Hospital Administrator,” wonder why Matthew Goode didn’t just take a job as Downton’s butler, hope that the eventual Downton movie is called “In the Boot Room,” promise to invite a unicorn on the podcast, visit OldPeopleBone.com, come up with a better name for Rose’s baby, and talk smack about period maternity clothes. Kelly guesses we’re all crash widows now, Tom provides insight into the history of advice columns, and everyone agrees that real life is the greatest Rifftrax of them all.

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]]> The Uncanny Valley Of Happiness The Uncanny Valley Of Happiness Mon, 07 Mar 2016 00:48:43 GMT 2:13:07 http://baldmove.com/?p=30155 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec36592 590d1c02f622bd730ec36592 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Downton Abbey finale, Kelly and Tom fight off tears as they come to the end of a long, strange journey. They give Highclere Castle what-for, reveal Andy’s secret fashion design career, discuss the origins of Molesley’s baldness, long for the return of the Donk, praise Cruikshank’s villainy, suggest a Dr. Seuss book about Thomas Barrow, unveil the true meaning of “puttin’ on the Ritz,” and discover who the real crash widow of the episode is. Kelly explores the history of nail polish, Tom is a Benicio del Whoro, and everyone finds Mary’s smile unsettling.

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]]> Downton Abbey finale, Kelly and Tom fight off tears as they come to the end of a long, strange journey. They give Highclere Castle what-for, reveal Andy’s secret fashion design career, discuss the origins of Molesley’s baldness, long for the return of the Donk, praise Cruikshank’s villainy, suggest a Dr. Seuss book about Thomas Barrow, unveil the true meaning of “puttin’ on the Ritz,” and discover who the real crash widow of the episode is. Kelly explores the history of nail polish, Tom is a Benicio del Whoro, and everyone finds Mary’s smile unsettling.

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]]> The Golly Gumdrops Hour With Kelly And Tom The Golly Gumdrops Hour With Kelly And Tom Wed, 24 Feb 2016 05:30:03 GMT 2:45:04 http://baldmove.com/?p=29272 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec36593 590d1c02f622bd730ec36593 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Downton Abbey with an extra-long discussion of S6E8. They pine for an Edith: Pig in the City spinoff, shoutout Branson’s monkey nephew, lament the lost potential of Charles Blake, reveal a surprise Gibson Girl winner, decide that Mary’s bitchery is the real turn-up, wonder about Hitler hipsters, debate the best way to Cruikshank, promise to watch Room 237 again, deride Thomas’ gay bathtub of despair, and remember the foxes of yesteryear. Kelly tries to explain the origins of commercial air travel, Tom requires zero notes or research to cover the English Civil War, and everyone wants you to pay dues to the International Brotherhood of Spouses of Kelly.

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]]> Downton Abbey with an extra-long discussion of S6E8. They pine for an Edith: Pig in the City spinoff, shoutout Branson’s monkey nephew, lament the lost potential of Charles Blake, reveal a surprise Gibson Girl winner, decide that Mary’s bitchery is the real turn-up, wonder about Hitler hipsters, debate the best way to Cruikshank, promise to watch Room 237 again, deride Thomas’ gay bathtub of despair, and remember the foxes of yesteryear. Kelly tries to explain the origins of commercial air travel, Tom requires zero notes or research to cover the English Civil War, and everyone wants you to pay dues to the International Brotherhood of Spouses of Kelly.

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]]> To Pee On All My Priceless Possessions To Pee On All My Priceless Possessions Mon, 15 Feb 2016 03:26:48 GMT 1:30:39 http://baldmove.com/?p=28254 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec36594 590d1c02f622bd730ec36594 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Downton Abbey S6E7 with as much panache and flair as the Dowager Countess delivering an epic takedown. They try to comfort Spratt with promises of a denk-free existence, rename Edith’s magazine, miss Charles Blake, lose their minds over a puppy, recall the episode of Step By Step where JT has dyslexia, and speculate about crying dresses. Kelly explains how smoking changed (after the war), Tom revisits old-timey car races, and everyone is thrilled to hear Matthew Goode say “pop.”

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]]> Downton Abbey S6E7 with as much panache and flair as the Dowager Countess delivering an epic takedown. They try to comfort Spratt with promises of a denk-free existence, rename Edith’s magazine, miss Charles Blake, lose their minds over a puppy, recall the episode of Step By Step where JT has dyslexia, and speculate about crying dresses. Kelly explains how smoking changed (after the war), Tom revisits old-timey car races, and everyone is thrilled to hear Matthew Goode say “pop.”

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]]> I’m The Oracle Now! I’m The Oracle Now! Mon, 08 Feb 2016 01:33:35 GMT 1:56:41 http://baldmove.com/?p=27927 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec36595 590d1c02f622bd730ec36595 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Downton Abbey S6E6, as is made clear in their recap. They reminisce about a time when helicopter parenting hadn’t been invented, wonder how Mary would find a new corpse girl, poke a lot of holes in the hospital storyline, shake their heads at Andy, defend McG’s cat pillows, bring up the Olive Garden, and promise more sparkling impressions in the future. Kelly throws some shade at Baron Fellowes’ take on the plight of great houses, Tom finds a new muse in Lady Emma Hamilton, and everyone laments not having more notable ancestors.

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]]> Downton Abbey S6E6, as is made clear in their recap. They reminisce about a time when helicopter parenting hadn’t been invented, wonder how Mary would find a new corpse girl, poke a lot of holes in the hospital storyline, shake their heads at Andy, defend McG’s cat pillows, bring up the Olive Garden, and promise more sparkling impressions in the future. Kelly throws some shade at Baron Fellowes’ take on the plight of great houses, Tom finds a new muse in Lady Emma Hamilton, and everyone laments not having more notable ancestors.

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]]> Consumer Reports Can Suck it! Consumer Reports Can Suck it! Mon, 01 Feb 2016 02:28:56 GMT 1:47:29 http://baldmove.com/?p=27736 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec36596 590d1c02f622bd730ec36596 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full

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]]> They Paved Pig Farm, And Put Up a Parking Lot They Paved Pig Farm, And Put Up a Parking Lot Mon, 25 Jan 2016 00:34:06 GMT 1:47:51 http://baldmove.com/?p=27619 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec36597 590d1c02f622bd730ec36597 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Downton Abbey S6E4, Kelly & Tom may have had a bit too much coffee as they declare these to be the show’s “Holly J years.” They also contemplate the implementation of ovesters, wonder why Downton is suddenly filled with sexual innuendo, speculate about port-related injuries, explain Satan’s only weakness, remind everyone to never shake a Baxter, and reiterate that surprises ruin relationships. Kelly does a terrible job of pronouncing “Diaghilev,” Tom offers background on the history of British women’s colleges, and everyone gets shockingly verklempt about Lady Sybil. AGAIN.

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]]> Downton Abbey S6E4, Kelly & Tom may have had a bit too much coffee as they declare these to be the show’s “Holly J years.” They also contemplate the implementation of ovesters, wonder why Downton is suddenly filled with sexual innuendo, speculate about port-related injuries, explain Satan’s only weakness, remind everyone to never shake a Baxter, and reiterate that surprises ruin relationships. Kelly does a terrible job of pronouncing “Diaghilev,” Tom offers background on the history of British women’s colleges, and everyone gets shockingly verklempt about Lady Sybil. AGAIN.

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]]> Ruth Buzzi Better Watch Her Back Ruth Buzzi Better Watch Her Back Mon, 18 Jan 2016 01:42:24 GMT 1:21:39 http://baldmove.com/?p=27374 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec36598 590d1c02f622bd730ec36598 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Downton Abbey S6E3, Kelly & Tom discuss the cost of a sucking pig, forget that The Secret Garden is a musical, revel in another Isobel/Dowager fight, wonder why the twins from The Shining are at the Hugheson wedding, meet Tubby McFlopsweat & Rarebit, and wonder if Baron Julian is just flushing out a Google Doc of unused Dowager Quipz. Kelly covers the original hipsters–stamp collectors, Tom outlines the war of the Austrian succession, and everyone wonders what the opposite of narrative economy is.

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]]> Downton Abbey S6E3, Kelly & Tom discuss the cost of a sucking pig, forget that The Secret Garden is a musical, revel in another Isobel/Dowager fight, wonder why the twins from The Shining are at the Hugheson wedding, meet Tubby McFlopsweat & Rarebit, and wonder if Baron Julian is just flushing out a Google Doc of unused Dowager Quipz. Kelly covers the original hipsters–stamp collectors, Tom outlines the war of the Austrian succession, and everyone wonders what the opposite of narrative economy is.

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]]> A Spring In My Cervix A Spring In My Cervix Mon, 11 Jan 2016 00:45:03 GMT 1:36:11 http://baldmove.com/?p=27148 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec36599 590d1c02f622bd730ec36599 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Downton Abbey S6E2. They talk a lot about pigs and other fat stock, wish the Dowager wore more codpieces, revisit their favorite Ripon jokes, pour one out for poor Mr. Pamuk, imagine a meeting between Baron Fellowes and George RR Martin, and explain where horseradish comes from. Kelly claims that Edith’s repeated baby-stealing was completely legal, Tom covers the shockingly recent medical advancements the Dowager doesn’t want at the village hospital, and everyone agrees that being a child actor on Downton is the second-best gig for a British baby.

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]]> Downton Abbey S6E2. They talk a lot about pigs and other fat stock, wish the Dowager wore more codpieces, revisit their favorite Ripon jokes, pour one out for poor Mr. Pamuk, imagine a meeting between Baron Fellowes and George RR Martin, and explain where horseradish comes from. Kelly claims that Edith’s repeated baby-stealing was completely legal, Tom covers the shockingly recent medical advancements the Dowager doesn’t want at the village hospital, and everyone agrees that being a child actor on Downton is the second-best gig for a British baby.

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]]> Thirsk Is For Lovers Thirsk Is For Lovers Mon, 04 Jan 2016 01:36:21 GMT 1:59:57 http://baldmove.com/?p=26883 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec3659a 590d1c02f622bd730ec3659a 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Downton Abbey‘s final series. In S6E1, they discover a new position downstairs, meet the Darnleys, wonder if LG is jealous that he didn’t get to go to Liverpool with Gilly, roll their eyes at Denker’s denkishness, celebrate the apparent end of Murder Prison, and they both decide to just give up and get on board the Carson/Hughes ship. Kelly talks smack about the Bloomsbury Set, Tom reveals a very weird Nazi cure for syphilis, and everyone agrees that “mending a cuff” is slang for something awful.

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]]> Downton Abbey‘s final series. In S6E1, they discover a new position downstairs, meet the Darnleys, wonder if LG is jealous that he didn’t get to go to Liverpool with Gilly, roll their eyes at Denker’s denkishness, celebrate the apparent end of Murder Prison, and they both decide to just give up and get on board the Carson/Hughes ship. Kelly talks smack about the Bloomsbury Set, Tom reveals a very weird Nazi cure for syphilis, and everyone agrees that “mending a cuff” is slang for something awful.

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]]> Downton Abbey Instant Take S06E09 Downton Abbey Instant Take S06E09 Sat, 26 Dec 2015 00:01:29 GMT 36:15 http://baldmove.com/?p=26783 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec3659b 590d1c02f622bd730ec3659b 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Kelly & Tom give their instant opinions on Downton Abbey S6E9 (the final Christmas Special).

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]]> Kelly & Tom give their instant opinions on Downton Abbey S6E9 (the final Christmas Special).

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]]> 12 Days of Downton – Nativity! 12 Days of Downton – Nativity! Fri, 25 Dec 2015 00:24:55 GMT 1:21:52 http://baldmove.com/?p=26756 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec3659c 590d1c02f622bd730ec3659c 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full

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]]> 12 Days of Downton – Hogfather 12 Days of Downton – Hogfather Thu, 24 Dec 2015 01:32:51 GMT 38:10 http://baldmove.com/?p=26722 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec3659d 590d1c02f622bd730ec3659d 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full

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]]> 12 Days of Downton – The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe 12 Days of Downton – The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe Wed, 23 Dec 2015 00:02:48 GMT 34:47 http://baldmove.com/?p=26705 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec3659e 590d1c02f622bd730ec3659e 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full

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]]> 12 Days Of Downton – A Christmas Star 12 Days Of Downton – A Christmas Star Mon, 21 Dec 2015 21:04:53 GMT 16:28 http://baldmove.com/?p=26596 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec3659f 590d1c02f622bd730ec3659f 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full

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]]> 12 Days of Downton – The Golden Compass 12 Days of Downton – The Golden Compass Mon, 21 Dec 2015 04:21:31 GMT 55:28 http://baldmove.com/?p=26570 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec365a0 590d1c02f622bd730ec365a0 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full

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]]> 12 Days of Downton – Mr. Stink 12 Days of Downton – Mr. Stink Sun, 20 Dec 2015 01:30:50 GMT 33:00 http://baldmove.com/?p=26532 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec365a1 590d1c02f622bd730ec365a1 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full

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]]> 12 Days of Downton – From Time to Time 12 Days of Downton – From Time to Time Sat, 19 Dec 2015 04:22:57 GMT 44:36 http://baldmove.com/?p=26498 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec365a2 590d1c02f622bd730ec365a2 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full

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]]> 12 Days of Downton – Alice Through the Looking Glass 12 Days of Downton – Alice Through the Looking Glass Fri, 18 Dec 2015 01:37:31 GMT 36:06 http://baldmove.com/?p=26413 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec365a3 590d1c02f622bd730ec365a3 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full

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]]> 12 Days of Downton – Paddington 12 Days of Downton – Paddington Thu, 17 Dec 2015 01:26:03 GMT 1:01:36 http://baldmove.com/?p=26353 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec365a4 590d1c02f622bd730ec365a4 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full

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]]> 12 Days of Downton – The Witches 12 Days of Downton – The Witches Wed, 16 Dec 2015 01:03:21 GMT 52:57 http://baldmove.com/?p=26304 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec365a5 590d1c02f622bd730ec365a5 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full

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]]> 12 Days of Downton – Cinderella 12 Days of Downton – Cinderella Tue, 15 Dec 2015 00:56:57 GMT 50:46 http://baldmove.com/?p=26271 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec365a6 590d1c02f622bd730ec365a6 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full

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]]> 12 Days of Downton – Snow White 12 Days of Downton – Snow White Mon, 14 Dec 2015 00:34:54 GMT 45:23 http://baldmove.com/?p=26241 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec365a7 590d1c02f622bd730ec365a7 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full

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]]> Bomb Squad Goals Bomb Squad Goals Mon, 16 Nov 2015 01:32:28 GMT 1:09:24 http://baldmove.com/?p=25137 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec365a8 590d1c02f622bd730ec365a8 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Suffragette. Apart from the fact that there are zero characters of color and the protagonist is a “composite character,” there’s plenty to chuckle about, including the story of how Brendan Gleeson’s beard got cast, Cher’s long-lost bagel boy, the unexpected awesomeness of Helena Bonham Character and her husband, a new name for Carey Mulligan, the many failures of mannequin technology, and whether British people are allowed to be named Sonny. Kelly is getting extremely proficient at a variety of UK dialects, Tom reminds us that Dan Savage says it’s fine to cheat to save your marriage, and Lauren tells everyone not to watch “The French Lieutenant’s Woman.”

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]]> Suffragette. Apart from the fact that there are zero characters of color and the protagonist is a “composite character,” there’s plenty to chuckle about, including the story of how Brendan Gleeson’s beard got cast, Cher’s long-lost bagel boy, the unexpected awesomeness of Helena Bonham Character and her husband, a new name for Carey Mulligan, the many failures of mannequin technology, and whether British people are allowed to be named Sonny. Kelly is getting extremely proficient at a variety of UK dialects, Tom reminds us that Dan Savage says it’s fine to cheat to save your marriage, and Lauren tells everyone not to watch “The French Lieutenant’s Woman.”

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]]> Downton Abbey Instant Take S06E08 Downton Abbey Instant Take S06E08 Sun, 08 Nov 2015 23:35:59 GMT 28:03 http://baldmove.com/?p=24837 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec365a9 590d1c02f622bd730ec365a9 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Kelly & Tom give their instant opinions on Downton Abbey S6E8.


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]]> I Thought This Was Meat I Thought This Was Meat Mon, 02 Nov 2015 05:04:17 GMT 1:24:22 http://baldmove.com/?p=24617 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec365aa 590d1c02f622bd730ec365aa 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Brideshead Revisited into a Warner Brothers cartoon. They declare that Ben Whishaw is #NotMySebastian, name-check Bertolt Brecht, make fun of Haley Atwell’s atrocious wardrobe, advocate for more pop culture dong, and declare unusual characters to be their favorites. Kelly has gay puns for days, Tom insists that nobody hates Champagne, and everyone agrees that Italy is England’s Burning Man.

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]]> Brideshead Revisited into a Warner Brothers cartoon. They declare that Ben Whishaw is #NotMySebastian, name-check Bertolt Brecht, make fun of Haley Atwell’s atrocious wardrobe, advocate for more pop culture dong, and declare unusual characters to be their favorites. Kelly has gay puns for days, Tom insists that nobody hates Champagne, and everyone agrees that Italy is England’s Burning Man.

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]]> Downton Abbey Instant Take S06E07 Downton Abbey Instant Take S06E07 Mon, 02 Nov 2015 03:04:09 GMT 24:29 http://baldmove.com/?p=24604 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec365ab 590d1c02f622bd730ec365ab 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Kelly & Tom give their instant opinions on Downton Abbey S6E7.


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]]> Downton Abbey Instant Take S06E06 Downton Abbey Instant Take S06E06 Sun, 25 Oct 2015 22:47:09 GMT 23:12 http://baldmove.com/?p=24065 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec365ac 590d1c02f622bd730ec365ac 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Kelly & Tom give their instant opinions on Downton Abbey S6E6.


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]]> This Is Where The Luncheon Began This Is Where The Luncheon Began Mon, 19 Oct 2015 00:14:13 GMT 1:18:52 http://baldmove.com/?p=23779 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec365ad 590d1c02f622bd730ec365ad 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Ragtime, so much so that Kelly barely gets any songs from the musical in. They are overwhelmed by many cute babies and cameos from everyone who’s ever been in anything, ever, but still manage to be quite moved by the plot, shocked by McG in her earliest form, amused at EL Doctorow’s inability to name characters, and admire various facial hairs. Kelly recommends the books of Ann Rinaldi, Tom derails things at the very end, and everyone wonders about the Emma Goldman scene that might have been.

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]]> Ragtime, so much so that Kelly barely gets any songs from the musical in. They are overwhelmed by many cute babies and cameos from everyone who’s ever been in anything, ever, but still manage to be quite moved by the plot, shocked by McG in her earliest form, amused at EL Doctorow’s inability to name characters, and admire various facial hairs. Kelly recommends the books of Ann Rinaldi, Tom derails things at the very end, and everyone wonders about the Emma Goldman scene that might have been.

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]]> Downton Abbey Instant Take S06E05 Downton Abbey Instant Take S06E05 Sun, 18 Oct 2015 22:52:05 GMT 26:34 http://baldmove.com/?p=23775 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec365ae 590d1c02f622bd730ec365ae 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full

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]]> Downton Abbey Instant Take S06E04 Downton Abbey Instant Take S06E04 Mon, 12 Oct 2015 01:24:16 GMT 21:46 http://baldmove.com/?p=23558 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec365af 590d1c02f622bd730ec365af 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Kelly & Tom give their instant opinions on Downton Abbey S6E4.

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]]> Kelly & Tom give their instant opinions on Downton Abbey S6E4.

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]]> There’s Not Even Any Hippie Pie There’s Not Even Any Hippie Pie Mon, 05 Oct 2015 01:29:16 GMT 1:10:55 http://baldmove.com/?p=20094 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec365b0 590d1c02f622bd730ec365b0 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Upstairs, Downstairs S1E3. They’re feeling retroactively charitable toward the show due to Claire Foy’s performance in “Wolf Hall,” nobody cares about Christian names, Michigan J. Frog’s German cousin is unmasked, and Persie hasn’t even begun to monster. Kelly points out that people haven’t really figured out childbirth, Tom doesn’t recall the chicken wings, and everyone wonders when this show turned into a 1930s screwball comedy.

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]]> Upstairs, Downstairs S1E3. They’re feeling retroactively charitable toward the show due to Claire Foy’s performance in “Wolf Hall,” nobody cares about Christian names, Michigan J. Frog’s German cousin is unmasked, and Persie hasn’t even begun to monster. Kelly points out that people haven’t really figured out childbirth, Tom doesn’t recall the chicken wings, and everyone wonders when this show turned into a 1930s screwball comedy.

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]]> Downton Abbey Instant Take S06E03 Downton Abbey Instant Take S06E03 Mon, 05 Oct 2015 00:19:25 GMT 15:42 http://baldmove.com/?p=20086 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec365b1 590d1c02f622bd730ec365b1 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Kelly & Tom give their instant opinions on Downton Abbey S6E3.

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]]> Kelly & Tom give their instant opinions on Downton Abbey S6E3.

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]]> Downton Abbey Instant Take S06E02 Downton Abbey Instant Take S06E02 Sun, 27 Sep 2015 21:50:46 GMT 24:38 http://baldmove.com/?p=19782 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec365b2 590d1c02f622bd730ec365b2 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Kelly & Tom give their instant opinions on Downton Abbey S6E2.

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]]> Kelly & Tom give their instant opinions on Downton Abbey S6E2.

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]]> Downton Abbey Instant Take S06E01 Downton Abbey Instant Take S06E01 Sun, 20 Sep 2015 22:51:34 GMT 41:27 http://baldmove.com/?p=19075 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c02f622bd730ec365b3 590d1c02f622bd730ec365b3 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Kelly & Tom give their instant opinions on Downton Abbey S6E1.

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]]> Kelly & Tom give their instant opinions on Downton Abbey S6E1.

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]]> Family Meeting: The Reddit Right Hand Family Meeting: The Reddit Right Hand Mon, 07 Sep 2015 03:02:42 GMT 1:06:07 http://baldmove.com/?p=18561 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/family-meeting-the-reddit-right-hand 590d1c02f622bd730ec365b4 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 family-meeting-the-reddit-right-hand full Peaky Blinders S2E6. They are excited to report that Rando finally pays off, ponces gonna ponce, Solomons is back in Cillian’s good graces, fake Irish identities continue to come in handy, Jeremiah makes an all-too-brief appearance, they finally figure out the origin of Cillian’s favorite poem, Lizzie is a very professional prostitute, and Grace is no match for the Attractive Bitch. Kelly has a new favorite phrase, Tom corrects some timeline errors, and everyone hopes Sam Neill stays dead this time. We’ll be back with hiatus programming on 10/4, and Downton Abbey Instant Takes will resume on 9/20.

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]]> Peaky Blinders S2E6. They are excited to report that Rando finally pays off, ponces gonna ponce, Solomons is back in Cillian’s good graces, fake Irish identities continue to come in handy, Jeremiah makes an all-too-brief appearance, they finally figure out the origin of Cillian’s favorite poem, Lizzie is a very professional prostitute, and Grace is no match for the Attractive Bitch. Kelly has a new favorite phrase, Tom corrects some timeline errors, and everyone hopes Sam Neill stays dead this time. We’ll be back with hiatus programming on 10/4, and Downton Abbey Instant Takes will resume on 9/20.

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]]> Family Meeting: Our Lady Of Perpetual Office Hours Family Meeting: Our Lady Of Perpetual Office Hours Mon, 31 Aug 2015 01:45:09 GMT 1:10:17 http://baldmove.com/?p=18287 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/family-meeting-our-lady-of-perpetual-office-hours 590d1c02f622bd730ec365b5 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 family-meeting-our-lady-of-perpetual-office-hours full Peaky Blinders S2E5 and share some bonus listener feedback! They also make a bunch of apologies, point out one of Mrs. Whore’s sandwiches, continue to fret that Ada has sold Comrade Baby, realize that Esme is a way better strategist than Arthur ever was, reflect on Solomons’ attitude toward Judaism, get excited about goldfish, affirm that upper-crust aristocrats are not as ruthless as criminals, and lament the return of GRAAAAAACE. Kelly explains the prayer habits of 18-year-olds, Tom suggests a side project for Chris Martin, and they both outline how programming is going to work over the next couple of weeks.

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]]> Peaky Blinders S2E5 and share some bonus listener feedback! They also make a bunch of apologies, point out one of Mrs. Whore’s sandwiches, continue to fret that Ada has sold Comrade Baby, realize that Esme is a way better strategist than Arthur ever was, reflect on Solomons’ attitude toward Judaism, get excited about goldfish, affirm that upper-crust aristocrats are not as ruthless as criminals, and lament the return of GRAAAAAACE. Kelly explains the prayer habits of 18-year-olds, Tom suggests a side project for Chris Martin, and they both outline how programming is going to work over the next couple of weeks.

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]]> Family Meeting: A Mop With A Dream Family Meeting: A Mop With A Dream Mon, 24 Aug 2015 00:44:22 GMT 1:14:56 http://baldmove.com/?p=18084 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/family-meeting-a-mop-with-a-dream 590d1c02f622bd730ec365b6 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 family-meeting-a-mop-with-a-dream full Peaky Blinders S2E4. The show really kicks into high gear with this one, featuring Cillian’s only truly unsettled look of the series, London’s hottest genderqueer nightclub, Esme’s questionable style choices, the Attractive Bitch’s Downton-dwarfing estate, a job listing for a smug jerk, Ada’s mysterious sources of income, and the the return of GRACE (but not her singing). Kelly plays F/M/K with the Shelby Brothers, Tom explains why his Google search turned up 11 year old girls, and everyone wonders what happened to Comrade Baby..

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]]> Peaky Blinders S2E4. The show really kicks into high gear with this one, featuring Cillian’s only truly unsettled look of the series, London’s hottest genderqueer nightclub, Esme’s questionable style choices, the Attractive Bitch’s Downton-dwarfing estate, a job listing for a smug jerk, Ada’s mysterious sources of income, and the the return of GRACE (but not her singing). Kelly plays F/M/K with the Shelby Brothers, Tom explains why his Google search turned up 11 year old girls, and everyone wonders what happened to Comrade Baby..

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]]> Family Meeting: r/Canes Family Meeting: r/Canes Mon, 17 Aug 2015 02:21:08 GMT 1:30:58 http://baldmove.com/?p=17705 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/family-meeting-rcanes 590d1c02f622bd730ec365b7 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 family-meeting-rcanes full Peaky Blinders S2E3, Kelly & Tom welcome Princess of Bay Area Comedy and self-hating Irishwoman Allison Mick! They talk about every show imaginable that isn’t Peaky Blinders, declare a strong preference for Solomons’ “people management” skills, make fun of Grace’s senior photo, agree with Charlie that honest work sucks, and wish that they had a Curly in their lives. Kelly wonders how the show would change if Polly’s daughter Anna had survived, Tom blames Tom Mix for another senseless killing, and Allison tries to establish herself as a Los Angeles slumlord.

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]]> Peaky Blinders S2E3, Kelly & Tom welcome Princess of Bay Area Comedy and self-hating Irishwoman Allison Mick! They talk about every show imaginable that isn’t Peaky Blinders, declare a strong preference for Solomons’ “people management” skills, make fun of Grace’s senior photo, agree with Charlie that honest work sucks, and wish that they had a Curly in their lives. Kelly wonders how the show would change if Polly’s daughter Anna had survived, Tom blames Tom Mix for another senseless killing, and Allison tries to establish herself as a Los Angeles slumlord.

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]]> Family Meeting: The Very Last Person Ever To Join Columbia House Family Meeting: The Very Last Person Ever To Join Columbia House Mon, 10 Aug 2015 01:17:01 GMT 1:22:59 http://baldmove.com/?p=17502 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/family-meeting-the-very-last-person-ever 590d1c02f622bd730ec365b8 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 family-meeting-the-very-last-person-ever full Peaky Blinders S2E2 and things get rowdy! The trio debates what constitutes a stigmata, the usefulness of horse medicine, Ada’s commitment to the tenets of socialist thought, the fact that church bells don’t have a snooze alarm, and whether Esme’s betrayal means they can’t like her any more. This episode is also blissfully free of any of Grace’s singing. Kelly gets very twitterpated about Cillian and Tom Hardy in the same room,Tom refuses to entertain any exploding babies, and Rye has more insightful thoughts on Downton Abbey and television in general than she expected.

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]]> Peaky Blinders S2E2 and things get rowdy! The trio debates what constitutes a stigmata, the usefulness of horse medicine, Ada’s commitment to the tenets of socialist thought, the fact that church bells don’t have a snooze alarm, and whether Esme’s betrayal means they can’t like her any more. This episode is also blissfully free of any of Grace’s singing. Kelly gets very twitterpated about Cillian and Tom Hardy in the same room,Tom refuses to entertain any exploding babies, and Rye has more insightful thoughts on Downton Abbey and television in general than she expected.

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]]> Family Meeting: The Boy Who Couldn’t Stop Getting Older Family Meeting: The Boy Who Couldn’t Stop Getting Older Mon, 03 Aug 2015 01:28:20 GMT 1:05:21 http://baldmove.com/?p=17310 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/family-meeting-the-boy-who-couldnt-stop-getting-older 590d1c02f622bd730ec365b9 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 family-meeting-the-boy-who-couldnt-stop-getting-older full Peaky Blinders S2E1. Refreshed and ready to ally themselves with Tom Hardy, they are thrilled to see Cillian cosplaying as Scarecrow/Dr. Jonathan Crane, Ada back in top bitchy form, post-war spiritualism at its shadiest, the replacement of Not Churchill with someone who actually resembles Churchill, the awesomeness of Esme, and the blessed lack of any singing from Grace. Kelly doesn’t like this tooth-pulling scene as much as the one on The Americans, Tom has a lot of opinions on Steve!Knight’s CD collection, and they both continue to struggle with Sam Neill’s elusive accent.

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]]> Peaky Blinders S2E1. Refreshed and ready to ally themselves with Tom Hardy, they are thrilled to see Cillian cosplaying as Scarecrow/Dr. Jonathan Crane, Ada back in top bitchy form, post-war spiritualism at its shadiest, the replacement of Not Churchill with someone who actually resembles Churchill, the awesomeness of Esme, and the blessed lack of any singing from Grace. Kelly doesn’t like this tooth-pulling scene as much as the one on The Americans, Tom has a lot of opinions on Steve!Knight’s CD collection, and they both continue to struggle with Sam Neill’s elusive accent.

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]]> Family Meeting: The Clang’s the Best Part Family Meeting: The Clang’s the Best Part Mon, 13 Jul 2015 01:20:58 GMT 53:49 http://baldmove.com/?p=16562 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/family-meeting-the-clangs-the-best-part 590d1c02f622bd730ec365ba 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 family-meeting-the-clangs-the-best-part full Peaky Blinders S1 with this recap of E6. They invent the term “laundrobrothel,”roll their eyes at Comrade Baby’s actual name, unexpectedly warm to Moss, applaud Mumper and Esme’s general approach to life, enjoy what is possibly the show’s very best scene, hope God gives everyone a moral exception like he does to Jeremiah, pitch a Nick Cave podcast, and make fun of Grace’s singing one last time. Kelly starts “the final countdown,” Tom tries to figure out how to deal with a cliffhanger, and everyone loses their Sam Neill accent (almost).

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]]> Peaky Blinders S1 with this recap of E6. They invent the term “laundrobrothel,”roll their eyes at Comrade Baby’s actual name, unexpectedly warm to Moss, applaud Mumper and Esme’s general approach to life, enjoy what is possibly the show’s very best scene, hope God gives everyone a moral exception like he does to Jeremiah, pitch a Nick Cave podcast, and make fun of Grace’s singing one last time. Kelly starts “the final countdown,” Tom tries to figure out how to deal with a cliffhanger, and everyone loses their Sam Neill accent (almost).

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]]> Family Meeting: Good Call, Pathological Liars Family Meeting: Good Call, Pathological Liars Mon, 06 Jul 2015 05:14:02 GMT 56:41 http://baldmove.com/?p=16406 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/family-meeting-good-call-pathological-liars 590d1c02f622bd730ec365bb 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 family-meeting-good-call-pathological-liars full

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]]> Family Meeting: The Scudboats Are Coming Family Meeting: The Scudboats Are Coming Mon, 29 Jun 2015 01:21:44 GMT 48:54 http://baldmove.com/?p=16158 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/family-meeting-the-scudboats-are-coming 590d1c02f622bd730ec365bc 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 family-meeting-the-scudboats-are-coming full Peaky Blinders S1E4, which sees Steve!Knight get a new CD, the semi-return of Sam Neill, a fish with a terrible hat, Cillian’s ill-advised hiring criteria, one of the shows most emotional scenes, plus here a Lee, there a Lee, everywhere a Lee-a-Lee. Kelly wonders how hard it would be to quit sex work, Tom proposes a memoir title, and regrettably, everyone forgets to make fun of Grace’s singing.

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]]> Peaky Blinders S1E4, which sees Steve!Knight get a new CD, the semi-return of Sam Neill, a fish with a terrible hat, Cillian’s ill-advised hiring criteria, one of the shows most emotional scenes, plus here a Lee, there a Lee, everywhere a Lee-a-Lee. Kelly wonders how hard it would be to quit sex work, Tom proposes a memoir title, and regrettably, everyone forgets to make fun of Grace’s singing.

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]]> Family Meeting: The Third Glass Is The Singing Glass Family Meeting: The Third Glass Is The Singing Glass Mon, 22 Jun 2015 03:12:44 GMT 1:19:34 http://baldmove.com/?p=15850 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/family-meeting-the-third-glass-is-the-singing-glass 590d1c02f622bd730ec365bd 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 family-meeting-the-third-glass-is-the-singing-glass full

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]]> Family Meeting: How Can You Have Any Pudding If You Don’t Eat Your Chalk? Family Meeting: How Can You Have Any Pudding If You Don’t Eat Your Chalk? Mon, 15 Jun 2015 02:58:59 GMT 1:29:13 http://baldmove.com/?p=15338 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/family-meeting-how-can-you-have-any-pudding 590d1c02f622bd730ec365be 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 family-meeting-how-can-you-have-any-pudding full Lee Keeler to recap Peaky Blinders S1E2, and that means three dueling impressions of Sam Neill’s insane accent! They pay homage to the Hops Council, explain the plot of Spartacus, try to decipher the meaning of “Diddicoy,” suggest that Aunt Pol start her own ob/gyn,theorize about the Lee clan’s first names, and continue to make fun of Grace’s singing. Kelly hopes to find Hemingway’s secret diary, Tom makes fun of Steve Knight!’s CD collection, and Lee channels Saving Private Ryan to fill in details of a key episode death.

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]]> Lee Keeler to recap Peaky Blinders S1E2, and that means three dueling impressions of Sam Neill’s insane accent! They pay homage to the Hops Council, explain the plot of Spartacus, try to decipher the meaning of “Diddicoy,” suggest that Aunt Pol start her own ob/gyn,theorize about the Lee clan’s first names, and continue to make fun of Grace’s singing. Kelly hopes to find Hemingway’s secret diary, Tom makes fun of Steve Knight!’s CD collection, and Lee channels Saving Private Ryan to fill in details of a key episode death.

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]]> Family Meeting: The Zoidberg Of The Shelbys Family Meeting: The Zoidberg Of The Shelbys Mon, 08 Jun 2015 03:19:48 GMT 1:00:44 http://baldmove.com/?p=15140 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/family-meeting-the-zoidberg-of-the-shelbys 590d1c02f622bd730ec365bf 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 family-meeting-the-zoidberg-of-the-shelbys full Peaky Blinders podcast, Kelly & Tom cover S1E1 in stripped down, very manly fashion. They are pleased to report that there is more diversity in a single episode of Peaky Blinders than in an entire five seasons of Downton Abbey, plus Cillian Murphy. They also have more to say about horses than usual, make fun of Grace’s singing and Sam Neill’s everything, express their disappointment in the show’s lone communist, get turnt up for the Sorrowful Mysteries, and point out that Winston Churchill really doesn’t look like himself. Kelly gets amped up about opium, Tom prescribes Adderal for Monaghan Boy, and everyone once again takes this opportunity to talk smack about Titanic BS.

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]]> Peaky Blinders podcast, Kelly & Tom cover S1E1 in stripped down, very manly fashion. They are pleased to report that there is more diversity in a single episode of Peaky Blinders than in an entire five seasons of Downton Abbey, plus Cillian Murphy. They also have more to say about horses than usual, make fun of Grace’s singing and Sam Neill’s everything, express their disappointment in the show’s lone communist, get turnt up for the Sorrowful Mysteries, and point out that Winston Churchill really doesn’t look like himself. Kelly gets amped up about opium, Tom prescribes Adderal for Monaghan Boy, and everyone once again takes this opportunity to talk smack about Titanic BS.

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]]> The Palm Court: Next Stop: Oz The Palm Court: Next Stop: Oz Mon, 18 May 2015 01:18:27 GMT 2:12:19 http://baldmove.com/?p=14008 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-palm-court-next-stop-oz 590d1c02f622bd730ec365c0 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-palm-court-next-stop-oz full

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]]> The Palm Court: A Chia Pet That Didn’t Work The Palm Court: A Chia Pet That Didn’t Work Sun, 10 May 2015 23:57:00 GMT 1:14:37 http://baldmove.com/?p=13775 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-palm-court-a-chia-pet-that-didnt-work 590d1c02f622bd730ec365c1 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-palm-court-a-chia-pet-that-didnt-work full Mr. Selfridge S3E8. They speculate about monogamy amongst cavemen, root actively for Faircut and against Ceorge, wonder if Loxley’s new cronies are just Neil Gaiman characters in the wrong story, cheer as Fake Doris serves up some serious working class realness, wonder what the heck Gerrard does all day, harken back to the psychic powers of the Earl of Grantham, and continue to talk smack about New New Gordon’s kissing technique. Kelly gets her Dalek on, Tom wishes for a Selfridge/Mad Men crossover, and everyone agrees that love rarely conquers anything.

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]]> Mr. Selfridge S3E8. They speculate about monogamy amongst cavemen, root actively for Faircut and against Ceorge, wonder if Loxley’s new cronies are just Neil Gaiman characters in the wrong story, cheer as Fake Doris serves up some serious working class realness, wonder what the heck Gerrard does all day, harken back to the psychic powers of the Earl of Grantham, and continue to talk smack about New New Gordon’s kissing technique. Kelly gets her Dalek on, Tom wishes for a Selfridge/Mad Men crossover, and everyone agrees that love rarely conquers anything.

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]]> The Palm Court: Buddy Hackett Is Just Imaginary The Palm Court: Buddy Hackett Is Just Imaginary Mon, 04 May 2015 04:18:46 GMT 1:19:17 http://baldmove.com/?p=13578 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-palm-court-buddy-hackett-is-just-imaginary 590d1c02f622bd730ec365c2 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-palm-court-buddy-hackett-is-just-imaginary full

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]]> The Palm Court: Knickers Are Your Friend The Palm Court: Knickers Are Your Friend Mon, 27 Apr 2015 05:37:02 GMT 1:18:19 http://baldmove.com/?p=13375 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-palm-court-knickers-are-your-friend 590d1c02f622bd730ec365c3 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-palm-court-knickers-are-your-friend full Mr. Selfridge S3E6. This time, they discover the Elliott Stabler of Selfridge’s, sleeves that do not roll, Sergei looking like a hatrack or something, sexy telegrams, Loxley’s villainous competence, the Dowager Countess’ Shame Baby, Harry’s Nailin’ It scrapbook, and the return of Violette’s Couch Cape of Seduction. Kelly can’t believe you’re all still standing for the intro, Tom encourages people to “be cool,” and everyone remembers the importance of bribing the liquor control board.

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]]> Mr. Selfridge S3E6. This time, they discover the Elliott Stabler of Selfridge’s, sleeves that do not roll, Sergei looking like a hatrack or something, sexy telegrams, Loxley’s villainous competence, the Dowager Countess’ Shame Baby, Harry’s Nailin’ It scrapbook, and the return of Violette’s Couch Cape of Seduction. Kelly can’t believe you’re all still standing for the intro, Tom encourages people to “be cool,” and everyone remembers the importance of bribing the liquor control board.

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]]> The Palm Court: The Debts Are Coming From Inside The House The Palm Court: The Debts Are Coming From Inside The House Mon, 20 Apr 2015 04:40:56 GMT 1:20:46 http://baldmove.com/?p=13131 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-palm-court-the-debts-are-coming-from-inside-the-house 590d1c02f622bd730ec365c4 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-palm-court-the-debts-are-coming-from-inside-the-house full

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]]> The Palm Court: The Probate Porch, Starring Tom Schneider And Art Carney The Palm Court: The Probate Porch, Starring Tom Schneider And Art Carney Mon, 20 Apr 2015 01:12:13 GMT 1:00:20 http://baldmove.com/?p=13111 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-palm-court-the-probate-porch 590d1c02f622bd730ec365c5 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-palm-court-the-probate-porch full Mr. Selfridge S3E4 and marvel at Violettes’ theatricality, debate the merits of mutton, decide who the Heisenberg of Selfridges’ is, talk a lot about The Honeymooners, wonder if the Homely Architect is a Hufflepuff, and applaud the shockingly effective sexiness of Fat Thomas. Tom discovers that politics are hard, Kelly thinks Mardle and Grove are totally going to bang, and everyone agrees that ours is not to reason Whyliner.

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]]> Mr. Selfridge S3E4 and marvel at Violettes’ theatricality, debate the merits of mutton, decide who the Heisenberg of Selfridges’ is, talk a lot about The Honeymooners, wonder if the Homely Architect is a Hufflepuff, and applaud the shockingly effective sexiness of Fat Thomas. Tom discovers that politics are hard, Kelly thinks Mardle and Grove are totally going to bang, and everyone agrees that ours is not to reason Whyliner.

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]]> The Palm Court: Wasting All The Peas The Palm Court: Wasting All The Peas Mon, 13 Apr 2015 04:05:14 GMT 1:05:19 http://baldmove.com/?p=12776 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-palm-court-wasting-all-the-peas 590d1c03f622bd730ec365c6 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-palm-court-wasting-all-the-peas full

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]]> The Palm Court: Life On The Surface Is Harsh The Palm Court: Life On The Surface Is Harsh Mon, 06 Apr 2015 00:09:28 GMT 1:10:05 http://baldmove.com/?p=12464 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-palm-court-life-on-the-surface-is-harsh 590d1c03f622bd730ec365c7 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-palm-court-life-on-the-surface-is-harsh full

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]]> The Palm Court: Long Live The New Propeller The Palm Court: Long Live The New Propeller Mon, 30 Mar 2015 01:55:41 GMT 1:26:30 http://baldmove.com/?p=12152 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-palm-court-long-live-the-new-propeller 590d1c03f622bd730ec365c8 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-palm-court-long-live-the-new-propeller full Mr. Selfridge S3E1! Despite a severe lack of our Dark Mistress Beatrice and no sign of Lady Mae or BLENKINSOPP, the episode delivers on all the old favorites–plenty of Piven, many mustaches, husbands behaving horribly, Fat Thomas making terrible life choices, the wit and wisdom of the Artful Porter, plus Dorises Classic and Fake. This season looks to be significantly darker than the previous two, on account of things being different than they were before the war, but Kelly and Tom keep it light with their trademark banter and the introduction of both Ellen Love Letters and the Selfridge Awards (aka “The Selfies).

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]]> Mr. Selfridge S3E1! Despite a severe lack of our Dark Mistress Beatrice and no sign of Lady Mae or BLENKINSOPP, the episode delivers on all the old favorites–plenty of Piven, many mustaches, husbands behaving horribly, Fat Thomas making terrible life choices, the wit and wisdom of the Artful Porter, plus Dorises Classic and Fake. This season looks to be significantly darker than the previous two, on account of things being different than they were before the war, but Kelly and Tom keep it light with their trademark banter and the introduction of both Ellen Love Letters and the Selfridge Awards (aka “The Selfies).

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]]> Baa-Ram-Ewe, Milady Baa-Ram-Ewe, Milady Mon, 09 Mar 2015 01:34:12 GMT 1:01:51 http://baldmove.com/?p=11229 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365c9 590d1c03f622bd730ec365c9 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Downton Abbey S5, announce a short break, discuss other TV shows they like, and get ready to start NAILIN IT on their upcoming coverage of Mr. Selfridge.

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]]> The Once And Future Donk The Once And Future Donk Mon, 02 Mar 2015 03:05:16 GMT 2:39:02 http://baldmove.com/?p=10880 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365ca 590d1c03f622bd730ec365ca 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Downton Abbey Christmas Special with a non-violent bris and much more! They wonder what will become of Mertobel, wish for an all-McG series 6, get excited about bacon on a turkey, remind Baxter that snitches get stitches, debate the correct plural for “grouse,” celebrate the show’s new Muppet overlords, declare young George the Daniel Baldwin of Downton Abbey, and hand out drinks, Oprah-style. Kelly loses her mind over Matthew Goode, Tom proposes death by nose, and everyone hopes for the return of the stick-poking kid in S3 of Mr. Selfridge.

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]]> Downton Abbey Christmas Special with a non-violent bris and much more! They wonder what will become of Mertobel, wish for an all-McG series 6, get excited about bacon on a turkey, remind Baxter that snitches get stitches, debate the correct plural for “grouse,” celebrate the show’s new Muppet overlords, declare young George the Daniel Baldwin of Downton Abbey, and hand out drinks, Oprah-style. Kelly loses her mind over Matthew Goode, Tom proposes death by nose, and everyone hopes for the return of the stick-poking kid in S3 of Mr. Selfridge.

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]]> Knockoff Tamworths Knockoff Tamworths Mon, 23 Feb 2015 03:00:31 GMT 2:28:56 http://baldmove.com/?p=10394 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365cb 590d1c03f622bd730ec365cb 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Downton Abbey S5, Kelly and Tom can’t quite believe how little actually happens. Thankfully, they do manage to spend 2.5 hours talking about it, banging out several new portmanteaus, ragging on Denker from the block, making a lot of Rebecca jokes, pulling a Gilly, wondering about taking a “raisinette” to the train station, suggesting that Thomas hang out in Weimar Germany for a bit, chastising the Downton haters, and speculating about Edith’s marital prospects. Kelly offers an update on wedding customs and tradition in 1924, Tom lays out the awfulness of the Amritsar massacre, and no one is made of snakes.

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]]> Downton Abbey S5, Kelly and Tom can’t quite believe how little actually happens. Thankfully, they do manage to spend 2.5 hours talking about it, banging out several new portmanteaus, ragging on Denker from the block, making a lot of Rebecca jokes, pulling a Gilly, wondering about taking a “raisinette” to the train station, suggesting that Thomas hang out in Weimar Germany for a bit, chastising the Downton haters, and speculating about Edith’s marital prospects. Kelly offers an update on wedding customs and tradition in 1924, Tom lays out the awfulness of the Amritsar massacre, and no one is made of snakes.

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]]> Actually, It’s About Ethics In Baby-Stealing Actually, It’s About Ethics In Baby-Stealing Mon, 16 Feb 2015 05:22:22 GMT 2:10:05 http://baldmove.com/?p=9817 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365cc 590d1c03f622bd730ec365cc 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Downton Abbey S5E7. They are not made of stone. They also manage to share two separate Edith/Gregson AUs that suck less than the actual canonical storyline, accuse Rosamund of going a hat too far, speculate about the trainability of dachshunds, wonder again what happened to fun, casual sex-having Rose, laugh and laugh about the pronunciation of “kinema,” try to figure out how MLF is spending her copious free time, and start a band called Dickie Merton and the Sinderbys. Kelly delves into the many complicated relationships of John Barrymore, Tom paints a picture of Hong Kong in the 1920s, and everyone agrees that UYDS needs its own Alastair Bruce.

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]]> Downton Abbey S5E7. They are not made of stone. They also manage to share two separate Edith/Gregson AUs that suck less than the actual canonical storyline, accuse Rosamund of going a hat too far, speculate about the trainability of dachshunds, wonder again what happened to fun, casual sex-having Rose, laugh and laugh about the pronunciation of “kinema,” try to figure out how MLF is spending her copious free time, and start a band called Dickie Merton and the Sinderbys. Kelly delves into the many complicated relationships of John Barrymore, Tom paints a picture of Hong Kong in the 1920s, and everyone agrees that UYDS needs its own Alastair Bruce.

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]]> Spoiler Alert: He Was Living In A Tree Spoiler Alert: He Was Living In A Tree Mon, 09 Feb 2015 02:56:26 GMT 2:08:13 http://baldmove.com/?p=9711 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365cd 590d1c03f622bd730ec365cd 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Downton Abbey in their recap of E6. They come up with a portmanteau for Atticus and Rose, wonder if Baron Julian & NEAME recently discovered 30 Rock, diagnose two cases of Terminal Bummer Syndrome, redefine the word “Ainsty,” invent a new DA drinking game, problem-solve on behalf of Sir Anthony Strallan, finally get Rob James-Collier’s name right, and fear the possibility of a Murder Baby. Kelly extols the virtues of Pola Negri, Tom tops off everyone’s knowledge of the Beerkellar Putsch of 1923, and no one knows the correct pronunciation of the word “mores.”

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]]> Downton Abbey in their recap of E6. They come up with a portmanteau for Atticus and Rose, wonder if Baron Julian & NEAME recently discovered 30 Rock, diagnose two cases of Terminal Bummer Syndrome, redefine the word “Ainsty,” invent a new DA drinking game, problem-solve on behalf of Sir Anthony Strallan, finally get Rob James-Collier’s name right, and fear the possibility of a Murder Baby. Kelly extols the virtues of Pola Negri, Tom tops off everyone’s knowledge of the Beerkellar Putsch of 1923, and no one knows the correct pronunciation of the word “mores.”

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]]> #NotAllGentiles #NotAllGentiles Mon, 02 Feb 2015 04:31:06 GMT 2:00:49 http://baldmove.com/?p=9642 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365ce 590d1c03f622bd730ec365ce 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Downton Abbey S5E5 (the golden episode), Kelly & Tom cheer the continued existence of Empress Bitch Mabel Lane Fox, wonder what sheep would think of pigs, question Mrs. Hughes’ feminism, discuss Merty’s “single white female” approach to courtship, propose assassin training for babies, get excited that someone finally tips Carson, tell Molesley to stop mansplaining Baxter’s crime to Baxter, and try in vain to ignore the looming specter of Murder Prison. Kelly explains what “textiles” are, Tom enlightens and depresses on the subject of pogroms, and everyone is relieved that they don’t have to explain Burning Man to their grandparent

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]]> Downton Abbey S5E5 (the golden episode), Kelly & Tom cheer the continued existence of Empress Bitch Mabel Lane Fox, wonder what sheep would think of pigs, question Mrs. Hughes’ feminism, discuss Merty’s “single white female” approach to courtship, propose assassin training for babies, get excited that someone finally tips Carson, tell Molesley to stop mansplaining Baxter’s crime to Baxter, and try in vain to ignore the looming specter of Murder Prison. Kelly explains what “textiles” are, Tom enlightens and depresses on the subject of pogroms, and everyone is relieved that they don’t have to explain Burning Man to their grandparent

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]]> Nyet, Nyet, Nannette Nyet, Nyet, Nannette Mon, 26 Jan 2015 06:21:48 GMT 2:20:36 http://baldmove.com/?p=9586 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365cf 590d1c03f622bd730ec365cf 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Downton Abbey S5E4, their favorite of the season so far. Among the many great points of discussion are a feminist reinterpretation of Candyland, shipping BrickG, a Downton/Marx Brothers mash-up, winelexia, missing Jimmy Kent, a cavalcade of terrible impressions, dealing with ghosts, and the Russian response to pretty much everything. Kelly laments the lack of historical context for fashion shows, Tom offers another bio of a socialist, and everybody just loves Mabel Lane Fox!

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]]> Downton Abbey S5E4, their favorite of the season so far. Among the many great points of discussion are a feminist reinterpretation of Candyland, shipping BrickG, a Downton/Marx Brothers mash-up, winelexia, missing Jimmy Kent, a cavalcade of terrible impressions, dealing with ghosts, and the Russian response to pretty much everything. Kelly laments the lack of historical context for fashion shows, Tom offers another bio of a socialist, and everybody just loves Mabel Lane Fox!

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]]> Chaps Seeking Chaps Chaps Seeking Chaps Mon, 19 Jan 2015 04:08:03 GMT 1:50:50 http://baldmove.com/?p=9523 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365d0 590d1c03f622bd730ec365d0 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Downton Abbey S5E3. They love absolutely everything McG gets up to, wax nostalgic for Series 1, figure out how The Brady Bunch would have gone down in Germany, talk smack about Little Gilly, pitch a Mr. Bates-inspired perfume, laugh at spotted dick, the continued return of Mary the Bitch, 1920s 900-numbers, and Spratt attacks, and just say no to surprises. Kelly delves into the life of the British EL James, Tom explains the twisted and stupid world of 19th century royals, and everyone declares for Team Mrs. Pig Man.

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]]> Downton Abbey S5E3. They love absolutely everything McG gets up to, wax nostalgic for Series 1, figure out how The Brady Bunch would have gone down in Germany, talk smack about Little Gilly, pitch a Mr. Bates-inspired perfume, laugh at spotted dick, the continued return of Mary the Bitch, 1920s 900-numbers, and Spratt attacks, and just say no to surprises. Kelly delves into the life of the British EL James, Tom explains the twisted and stupid world of 19th century royals, and everyone declares for Team Mrs. Pig Man.

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]]> The Borg Of Yorkshire The Borg Of Yorkshire Mon, 12 Jan 2015 01:18:34 GMT 1:46:42 http://baldmove.com/?p=9316 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365d1 590d1c03f622bd730ec365d1 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Downton Abbey S5E2. They liven it up as best they can with fart noises, banter, and other vocal effects as they discuss Sherlock Holmes as the original Mentalist, Sex as Job Interview with Mary Crawley, the perfect specimen of animal that is Isis, how many aliens were in Hitler’s army, Merty’s sly feminism, the ongoing scam of rent-to-own furniture, Daisy as a codebreaker, and the return of…The Duchess! Kelly provides an uplifting update on 1924 underwear, Tom throws some history into the canal, and everybody is hoping for the special boot room-free cut of the entire series.

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]]> Downton Abbey S5E2. They liven it up as best they can with fart noises, banter, and other vocal effects as they discuss Sherlock Holmes as the original Mentalist, Sex as Job Interview with Mary Crawley, the perfect specimen of animal that is Isis, how many aliens were in Hitler’s army, Merty’s sly feminism, the ongoing scam of rent-to-own furniture, Daisy as a codebreaker, and the return of…The Duchess! Kelly provides an uplifting update on 1924 underwear, Tom throws some history into the canal, and everybody is hoping for the special boot room-free cut of the entire series.

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]]> Middle Class Person Ruins Everything Middle Class Person Ruins Everything Mon, 05 Jan 2015 01:34:45 GMT 1:36:43 http://baldmove.com/?p=9287 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365d2 590d1c03f622bd730ec365d2 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Kelly and Tom are thrilled to return to Downton Abbey for its S5 premiere! They wrap up some pressing questions regarding Dune and hanging meat til it’s high before getting into their discussion of Baron Julian’s email address, their newfound hatred of Gareth Neame, Chekov’s fire brigade chief, the fragility of footmen, Baxter still being ‘a thing,’ mantel-snoopery, Gregson’s signed copy of Mein Kampf, pig geography, Molesley’s rapidly morphing ethnicity, and Mary’s similarity to Senator John McCain. Kelly offers insight into Edwardian hair care, Tom explains the new Labour government, and they both get really excited about their proposed jukebox musical of public domain playground songs.


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]]> Kelly and Tom are thrilled to return to Downton Abbey for its S5 premiere! They wrap up some pressing questions regarding Dune and hanging meat til it’s high before getting into their discussion of Baron Julian’s email address, their newfound hatred of Gareth Neame, Chekov’s fire brigade chief, the fragility of footmen, Baxter still being ‘a thing,’ mantel-snoopery, Gregson’s signed copy of Mein Kampf, pig geography, Molesley’s rapidly morphing ethnicity, and Mary’s similarity to Senator John McCain. Kelly offers insight into Edwardian hair care, Tom explains the new Labour government, and they both get really excited about their proposed jukebox musical of public domain playground songs.


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]]> Downton Abbey Instant Take S05E09 Downton Abbey Instant Take S05E09 Tue, 30 Dec 2014 19:17:28 GMT 29:20 http://baldmove.com/?p=9271 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365d3 590d1c03f622bd730ec365d3 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Kelly & Tom give their instant opinions on Downton Abbey S5E9 (the Christmas Special).


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]]> Kelly & Tom give their instant opinions on Downton Abbey S5E9 (the Christmas Special).


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]]> That ‘Tweren’t No Golden Bullet That ‘Tweren’t No Golden Bullet Sun, 28 Dec 2014 23:13:29 GMT 2:08:47 http://baldmove.com/?p=9267 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365d4 590d1c03f622bd730ec365d4 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Lawrence of Arabia with Bald Move network co-founder A.Ron Hubbard. They manage to clock in at about half the film’s 4-hour runtime, so this podcast is a real timesaver. Much lively chatter ensues about negging in the desert, the many parallels between Lawrence and Dune, bastards choosing their own names, the unbearable hotness of Sherif Ali, whether a woman would ever direct a movie about a charismatic leader, and the nonexistence of quicksand, Kelly gets really upset about the R2D2 and C-3P0 of the movie, Tom keeps everybody on track, and A.Ron’s beard steals the show.

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]]> Lawrence of Arabia with Bald Move network co-founder A.Ron Hubbard. They manage to clock in at about half the film’s 4-hour runtime, so this podcast is a real timesaver. Much lively chatter ensues about negging in the desert, the many parallels between Lawrence and Dune, bastards choosing their own names, the unbearable hotness of Sherif Ali, whether a woman would ever direct a movie about a charismatic leader, and the nonexistence of quicksand, Kelly gets really upset about the R2D2 and C-3P0 of the movie, Tom keeps everybody on track, and A.Ron’s beard steals the show.

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]]> Interview with Lucy Lethbridge Interview with Lucy Lethbridge Mon, 15 Dec 2014 21:15:09 GMT 1:00:15 http://baldmove.com/?p=9231 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365d5 590d1c03f622bd730ec365d5 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Servants: A Downstairs History of Britain from the Nineteenth Century to Modern Times.

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]]> Servants: A Downstairs History of Britain from the Nineteenth Century to Modern Times.

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]]> Stay Communist, Everybody! Stay Communist, Everybody! Mon, 15 Dec 2014 05:28:08 GMT 56:02 http://baldmove.com/?p=9226 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365d6 590d1c03f622bd730ec365d6 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Battleship Potemkin. They wonder if anyone has ever been satisfied with borscht, meet the Russian Gilly, discuss cooking with axes, wax nostalgic about M*A*S*H, declare most denizens of 1925 to be ugly, and marvel at the many mustaches on display. Kelly gets very worked up about hanging game til “high,” Tom continues to not be Liev Schreiber, and no one can pronounce anything correctly.

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]]> Battleship Potemkin. They wonder if anyone has ever been satisfied with borscht, meet the Russian Gilly, discuss cooking with axes, wax nostalgic about M*A*S*H, declare most denizens of 1925 to be ugly, and marvel at the many mustaches on display. Kelly gets very worked up about hanging game til “high,” Tom continues to not be Liev Schreiber, and no one can pronounce anything correctly.

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]]> Gentrification, 1925 Gentrification, 1925 Mon, 01 Dec 2014 02:17:11 GMT 56:34 http://baldmove.com/?p=9140 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365d7 590d1c03f622bd730ec365d7 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full The Painted Veil, which they did not like at all, not one bit. They spend a surprising amount of time discussing Pablo Schreiber as they applaud the way Toby Jones is filmed in this movie, debate how cholera affects the real estate market in rural China, enroll at the Nicole Kidman School of Acting in Sydney, declare themselves Team Yu, explain the proper gifts for various wedding anniversaries, and wish this was a movie about British diplomats deciding where to boff their mistresses. Kelly is disappointed at the film’s total lack of veils, Tom wants a warlord, and both of them reveal that their apartment is not a hedonistic wonderland.

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]]> The Painted Veil, which they did not like at all, not one bit. They spend a surprising amount of time discussing Pablo Schreiber as they applaud the way Toby Jones is filmed in this movie, debate how cholera affects the real estate market in rural China, enroll at the Nicole Kidman School of Acting in Sydney, declare themselves Team Yu, explain the proper gifts for various wedding anniversaries, and wish this was a movie about British diplomats deciding where to boff their mistresses. Kelly is disappointed at the film’s total lack of veils, Tom wants a warlord, and both of them reveal that their apartment is not a hedonistic wonderland.

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]]> Measlebraten Measlebraten Mon, 17 Nov 2014 01:28:49 GMT 1:21:45 http://baldmove.com/?p=8964 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365d8 590d1c03f622bd730ec365d8 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full All Quiet on the Western Front. Otherwise, this episode sees the return of the baby brigade, lots of made up German words, a terrifying pair of hands, the only conservatory in the country, the power of a busted face, the burden of love, a derriere, the correct way to make an omelet, and way too many tea cozies. Kelly makes experimental mask films, Tom swears he heard the Goblin King, and everyone pulls together to support Kathy Bates after her acting career tanks.

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]]> All Quiet on the Western Front. Otherwise, this episode sees the return of the baby brigade, lots of made up German words, a terrifying pair of hands, the only conservatory in the country, the power of a busted face, the burden of love, a derriere, the correct way to make an omelet, and way too many tea cozies. Kelly makes experimental mask films, Tom swears he heard the Goblin King, and everyone pulls together to support Kathy Bates after her acting career tanks.

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]]> Downton Abbey Instant Take S05E08 Downton Abbey Instant Take S05E08 Sun, 09 Nov 2014 23:30:17 GMT 24:46 http://baldmove.com/?p=8912 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365d9 590d1c03f622bd730ec365d9 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Kelly & Tom give their instant opinions on Downton Abbey S5E8.


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]]> Kelly & Tom give their instant opinions on Downton Abbey S5E8.


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]]> Psychiatry 403: The Most Dangerous Class Psychiatry 403: The Most Dangerous Class Mon, 03 Nov 2014 01:53:47 GMT 1:21:25 http://baldmove.com/?p=8874 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365da 590d1c03f622bd730ec365da 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full The Wind That Shakes the Barley as Kelly & Tom get back on the Empire Exhibition wagon. They try to keep it together and crack jokes about being torn asunder, Tom Branson’s unforgivable cowardice, the difficulty of a consistent Irish accent, the deliciousness of pretzel buns, kangaroo gouging, the merits of Peri Gilpin, and whether it’s possible to hit the knucklepuck. Kelly feels like Bill Paxton at the end of Titanic, Tom is a one-time fan of Johnny Tremain, and everyone is glad this film moves so quickly.

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]]> The Wind That Shakes the Barley as Kelly & Tom get back on the Empire Exhibition wagon. They try to keep it together and crack jokes about being torn asunder, Tom Branson’s unforgivable cowardice, the difficulty of a consistent Irish accent, the deliciousness of pretzel buns, kangaroo gouging, the merits of Peri Gilpin, and whether it’s possible to hit the knucklepuck. Kelly feels like Bill Paxton at the end of Titanic, Tom is a one-time fan of Johnny Tremain, and everyone is glad this film moves so quickly.

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]]> Downton Abbey Instant Take S05E07 Downton Abbey Instant Take S05E07 Mon, 03 Nov 2014 01:08:45 GMT 20:38 http://baldmove.com/?p=8872 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365db 590d1c03f622bd730ec365db 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Kelly & Tom give their instant opinions on Downton Abbey S5E7.


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]]> Kelly & Tom give their instant opinions on Downton Abbey S5E7.


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]]> Downton Abbey Instant Take S05E06 Downton Abbey Instant Take S05E06 Mon, 27 Oct 2014 02:04:26 GMT 24:30 http://baldmove.com/?p=8825 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365dc 590d1c03f622bd730ec365dc 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Kelly & Tom give their instant opinions on Downton Abbey S5E6.


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]]> Kelly & Tom give their instant opinions on Downton Abbey S5E6.


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]]> Downton Abbey Instant Take S05E05 Downton Abbey Instant Take S05E05 Tue, 21 Oct 2014 03:47:06 GMT 28:36 http://baldmove.com/?p=8774 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365dd 590d1c03f622bd730ec365dd 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Kelly & Tom give their instant opinions on Downton Abbey S5E5.


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]]> Downton Abbey Instant Take S05E04 Downton Abbey Instant Take S05E04 Sun, 19 Oct 2014 19:22:26 GMT 23:09 http://baldmove.com/?p=8764 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365de 590d1c03f622bd730ec365de 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Kelly and Tom give their instant opinions on Downton Abbey S5E4.


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]]> Kelly and Tom give their instant opinions on Downton Abbey S5E4.


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]]> Biff Tannen’s Running The Palm Court Biff Tannen’s Running The Palm Court Sun, 19 Oct 2014 04:00:37 GMT 1:12:26 http://baldmove.com/?p=8762 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365df 590d1c03f622bd730ec365df 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Upstairs, Downstairs S1E2 and find the series growing on them. They struggle to come up with shipping portmanteaus, fail to remember the name of that drunk footman, discuss the logistics of Madonna’s marriage to Guy Ritchie, are shocked by the horrific realities of everyday Fascism, declare Agnes to be the worst, marvel at the servant-of-the-week format, complain about Ivy’s orphanarium, roll their eyes at the definition of “water-ices,” and unexpectedly become members of Team Hallam. Kelly cannot remember Haile Selassie’s name, Tom deals with his Molesley issues, and everyone agrees that Solomon is the power behind the throne.

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]]> Upstairs, Downstairs S1E2 and find the series growing on them. They struggle to come up with shipping portmanteaus, fail to remember the name of that drunk footman, discuss the logistics of Madonna’s marriage to Guy Ritchie, are shocked by the horrific realities of everyday Fascism, declare Agnes to be the worst, marvel at the servant-of-the-week format, complain about Ivy’s orphanarium, roll their eyes at the definition of “water-ices,” and unexpectedly become members of Team Hallam. Kelly cannot remember Haile Selassie’s name, Tom deals with his Molesley issues, and everyone agrees that Solomon is the power behind the throne.

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]]> You Want Wal-Mart, Go To Wal-Mart You Want Wal-Mart, Go To Wal-Mart Mon, 06 Oct 2014 02:59:58 GMT 56:07 http://baldmove.com/?p=8680 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365e0 590d1c03f622bd730ec365e0 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Upstairs, Downstairs reboot. They agree that Sasha was hotter than Spargo, discuss inappropriate ways to “rock the vote,” reveal Queen Victoria’s secret love of impressions, root for a “Maud & the Monkey” spinoff, wonder what happened between Mrs. Buck and that bannister, and realize that Lena Dunham jokes have a very short shelf life. All this, plus Kelly cannot remember that Nazi’s name, Tom revises his will, and everyone is bummed that they are missing Sadie & the Hotheads East Coast tour.

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]]> Upstairs, Downstairs reboot. They agree that Sasha was hotter than Spargo, discuss inappropriate ways to “rock the vote,” reveal Queen Victoria’s secret love of impressions, root for a “Maud & the Monkey” spinoff, wonder what happened between Mrs. Buck and that bannister, and realize that Lena Dunham jokes have a very short shelf life. All this, plus Kelly cannot remember that Nazi’s name, Tom revises his will, and everyone is bummed that they are missing Sadie & the Hotheads East Coast tour.

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]]> Downton Abbey Instant Take S05E03 Downton Abbey Instant Take S05E03 Mon, 06 Oct 2014 02:55:25 GMT 21:59 http://baldmove.com/?p=8678 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365e1 590d1c03f622bd730ec365e1 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full

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]]> Downton Abbey Instant Take S05E02 Downton Abbey Instant Take S05E02 Mon, 29 Sep 2014 07:23:28 GMT 30:38 http://baldmove.com/?p=8627 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365e2 590d1c03f622bd730ec365e2 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Kelly & Tom give their instant opinions on Downton Abbey S5E2.


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]]> Kelly & Tom give their instant opinions on Downton Abbey S5E2.


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]]> Feral Children! Unschooling! Feral Children! Unschooling! Tue, 23 Sep 2014 03:21:41 GMT 1:21:55 http://baldmove.com/?p=8609 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365e3 590d1c03f622bd730ec365e3 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full The Secret Garden, Kelly & Tom are thrilled to find that it’s a darn good movie, possibly thanks to executive producer Francis Ford Coppola, who is also Kelly’s close personal friend. The film itself features Maggie Smith earning all 5 Maggie Smiths as Mrs. Medlock, Kate Maberly as the kid lit version of Scarlett O’Hara, the worst ghost ever, a new spin on The Odd Couple, Martha shopping at The Paradise, Claude the surprisingly violent pony, haircuts at the Gap, the dangers of swinging while pregnant, the world’s oldest youngest man, Dickon’s very attractive lamb-saving skills, and the potentially damaging idea that magic is real and can solve all problems. Kelly tries to sing the entirety of The Secret Garden musical, Tom trots out his Rashers impersonation, and everyone wants to see David Cronenberg’s take on the Frances Hodgson Burnett classic.

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]]> The Secret Garden, Kelly & Tom are thrilled to find that it’s a darn good movie, possibly thanks to executive producer Francis Ford Coppola, who is also Kelly’s close personal friend. The film itself features Maggie Smith earning all 5 Maggie Smiths as Mrs. Medlock, Kate Maberly as the kid lit version of Scarlett O’Hara, the worst ghost ever, a new spin on The Odd Couple, Martha shopping at The Paradise, Claude the surprisingly violent pony, haircuts at the Gap, the dangers of swinging while pregnant, the world’s oldest youngest man, Dickon’s very attractive lamb-saving skills, and the potentially damaging idea that magic is real and can solve all problems. Kelly tries to sing the entirety of The Secret Garden musical, Tom trots out his Rashers impersonation, and everyone wants to see David Cronenberg’s take on the Frances Hodgson Burnett classic.

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]]> Downton Abbey Instant Take S05E01 Downton Abbey Instant Take S05E01 Mon, 22 Sep 2014 01:56:03 GMT 20:06 http://baldmove.com/?p=8601 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365e4 590d1c03f622bd730ec365e4 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Kelly & Tom give their instant opinions on Downton Abbey S5E1.


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]]> Kelly & Tom give their instant opinions on Downton Abbey S5E1.


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]]> There’s No E In Bingo There’s No E In Bingo Mon, 08 Sep 2014 01:56:11 GMT 58:48 http://baldmove.com/?p=8510 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365e5 590d1c03f622bd730ec365e5 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Strumpet City despite not having the slightest idea what anybody is saying. Nonetheless, they pass the time by reminiscing about Rosario Dawson, critiquing local dentistry, unearthing a lost Johnny Cash song, exploring the popularity of Friends in Edwardian Ireland, and ranking Robin Hoods. Tom brushes up on his Russian, Kelly still misses Sylvia, and everybody is dismayed by a troubling lack of strumpets.

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]]> Strumpet City despite not having the slightest idea what anybody is saying. Nonetheless, they pass the time by reminiscing about Rosario Dawson, critiquing local dentistry, unearthing a lost Johnny Cash song, exploring the popularity of Friends in Edwardian Ireland, and ranking Robin Hoods. Tom brushes up on his Russian, Kelly still misses Sylvia, and everybody is dismayed by a troubling lack of strumpets.

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]]> rec.boats.antarctica rec.boats.antarctica Mon, 25 Aug 2014 02:39:18 GMT 1:52:01 http://baldmove.com/?p=8442 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365e6 590d1c03f622bd730ec365e6 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Shackleton, and everyone except Embeth Davidtz is invited! While they spend time with Tom’s favorite actor on Tom’s favorite continent, they chat about how many times people sleep with Kenneth Branagh, The Shaggy DA, what to do with an army of Welshies, drunk penguins, Frank Hurley as the Spike Jonez of Antarctica, Bovril, the original Pilates, The Colonel’s misguided attempts at levity, and the importance of packing a toe bucket. As if that wasn’t enough, Kelly invents an amazing new Tumblr, Tom regrets not buying a high school yearbook, and they finally figure out the only thing that could cause them to get divorced.

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]]> Shackleton, and everyone except Embeth Davidtz is invited! While they spend time with Tom’s favorite actor on Tom’s favorite continent, they chat about how many times people sleep with Kenneth Branagh, The Shaggy DA, what to do with an army of Welshies, drunk penguins, Frank Hurley as the Spike Jonez of Antarctica, Bovril, the original Pilates, The Colonel’s misguided attempts at levity, and the importance of packing a toe bucket. As if that wasn’t enough, Kelly invents an amazing new Tumblr, Tom regrets not buying a high school yearbook, and they finally figure out the only thing that could cause them to get divorced.

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]]> Meth? Or Method Acting? Meth? Or Method Acting? Mon, 11 Aug 2014 01:18:13 GMT 2:33:30 http://baldmove.com/?p=8384 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365e7 590d1c03f622bd730ec365e7 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full Kevin O’Shea. They dive deep into the Lake of Shining Waters with Anne of Green Gables, only coming up for the occasional swig of raspberry cordial and a reminiscence about childhood community theater. The film passes the Bechdick test with flying colors and also features Prissy Andrews as the Canadian Terminator, a hairdo puffier than Anne’s sleeves, lots of ginger hate, Matthew’s brown sugar obsession, a surprising detour to the Charlottesville Conference of 1864, and a cameo from Futurama‘s “Mom.” Kelly wants to hear Josie Pye’s side of things, Tom has totally forgotten about Downton Abbey, and Kevin suggests that the gables themselves might be of use to the Kaiser.

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]]> Kevin O’Shea. They dive deep into the Lake of Shining Waters with Anne of Green Gables, only coming up for the occasional swig of raspberry cordial and a reminiscence about childhood community theater. The film passes the Bechdick test with flying colors and also features Prissy Andrews as the Canadian Terminator, a hairdo puffier than Anne’s sleeves, lots of ginger hate, Matthew’s brown sugar obsession, a surprising detour to the Charlottesville Conference of 1864, and a cameo from Futurama‘s “Mom.” Kelly wants to hear Josie Pye’s side of things, Tom has totally forgotten about Downton Abbey, and Kevin suggests that the gables themselves might be of use to the Kaiser.

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]]> There’s Knees Afoot There’s Knees Afoot Mon, 28 Jul 2014 05:10:49 GMT 2:22:36 http://baldmove.com/?p=8333 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365e8 590d1c03f622bd730ec365e8 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full A Little Princess, Kelly and Tom are joined by the delightful Allison Mick. The trio pretty much rolls their eyes every time Sara Crewe opens her mouth, but they manage to have a great time talking Passions (aka the greatest soap opera of all time), Ser Davos “Call Me Dave” Seaworth, the Inception of podcasts, staggeringly weird father/daughter relationships, the ways in which we are all Minchins, the return of War Horse, Rusty Schwimmer, living in Taj Mahals, handicapped ghosts, and whether or not Douglas Fairbanks was gay. Kelly is a third cake feminist, Tom invents a drinking game, and Allison dubs Alfonso Cuaron the new king of comedy!

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]]> A Little Princess, Kelly and Tom are joined by the delightful Allison Mick. The trio pretty much rolls their eyes every time Sara Crewe opens her mouth, but they manage to have a great time talking Passions (aka the greatest soap opera of all time), Ser Davos “Call Me Dave” Seaworth, the Inception of podcasts, staggeringly weird father/daughter relationships, the ways in which we are all Minchins, the return of War Horse, Rusty Schwimmer, living in Taj Mahals, handicapped ghosts, and whether or not Douglas Fairbanks was gay. Kelly is a third cake feminist, Tom invents a drinking game, and Allison dubs Alfonso Cuaron the new king of comedy!

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]]> Jokes Jokes Jokes Death Jokes Jokes Jokes Death Mon, 14 Jul 2014 02:06:09 GMT 1:30:21 http://baldmove.com/?p=8264 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365e9 590d1c03f622bd730ec365e9 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full UYDS for their coverage of Blackadder Goes Forth. The trio is surprised by its tonal similarity to Parade’s End and spends a long time extolling the virtues of Orphan Black for no other reason than the fact that everyone should watch Orphan Black. Otherwise, they realize that Captain Flashheart is essentially Duffman from The Simpsons (RIP Rik Mayall), discuss the many sins of Chris Columbus, solicit accounts of raising pigeons from chicks, uncover Tony Robinson’s Da Vinci Code connection, revel in the madness of General Melchett, fist-pump for Miranda Richardson, admit there’s something about Bob, and wonder why there are only three people in the British army. All this, plus Kelly thinks Blackadder is a Capricorn, Tom makes a lot of Shakespearean interruptions, and Jackie refuses to acknowledge fruitcake as cake.

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]]> UYDS for their coverage of Blackadder Goes Forth. The trio is surprised by its tonal similarity to Parade’s End and spends a long time extolling the virtues of Orphan Black for no other reason than the fact that everyone should watch Orphan Black. Otherwise, they realize that Captain Flashheart is essentially Duffman from The Simpsons (RIP Rik Mayall), discuss the many sins of Chris Columbus, solicit accounts of raising pigeons from chicks, uncover Tony Robinson’s Da Vinci Code connection, revel in the madness of General Melchett, fist-pump for Miranda Richardson, admit there’s something about Bob, and wonder why there are only three people in the British army. All this, plus Kelly thinks Blackadder is a Capricorn, Tom makes a lot of Shakespearean interruptions, and Jackie refuses to acknowledge fruitcake as cake.

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]]> Crocodile Don’t Care Crocodile Don’t Care Sun, 29 Jun 2014 20:50:49 GMT 1:38:11 http://baldmove.com/?p=8202 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365ea 590d1c03f622bd730ec365ea 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 full A Passage to India awfully racist (even for the 1960s), Kelly & Tom like it almost as much as a video of a baby singing Outkast’s “Hey Ya.” It’s a Star Wars heavy episode as they encourage Questlove to put some damn pajamas on, get haunted by the Caves of Marabar, marvel at the Eastwood-ness of Mr. Fielding, identify Roddy the Rodent’s long-lost relative, wish to be as chill as Armitrao, declare “Mrs. Moore” to be the Spartacus of this movie, discuss the difficulty of impressing Zeus, discover what Beethoven was really talking about, and decry Judy Davis’ lack of cuteness. Kelly thinks the movie is like Hello, Dolly, Tom REALLY hates cucumber sandwiches, and they both ponder whether EM Forster would have been down with a “bromance.”

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]]> A Passage to India awfully racist (even for the 1960s), Kelly & Tom like it almost as much as a video of a baby singing Outkast’s “Hey Ya.” It’s a Star Wars heavy episode as they encourage Questlove to put some damn pajamas on, get haunted by the Caves of Marabar, marvel at the Eastwood-ness of Mr. Fielding, identify Roddy the Rodent’s long-lost relative, wish to be as chill as Armitrao, declare “Mrs. Moore” to be the Spartacus of this movie, discuss the difficulty of impressing Zeus, discover what Beethoven was really talking about, and decry Judy Davis’ lack of cuteness. Kelly thinks the movie is like Hello, Dolly, Tom REALLY hates cucumber sandwiches, and they both ponder whether EM Forster would have been down with a “bromance.”

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]]> The Palm Court: Lizard Prison The Palm Court: Lizard Prison Mon, 02 Jun 2014 00:42:30 GMT 1:20:26 http://baldmove.com/?p=7613 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-palm-court-lizard-prison 590d1c03f622bd730ec365eb 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-palm-court-lizard-prison full Mr. Selfridge, but not without one last recap from Kelly & Tom. They wonder how many tricks Fat Thomas turned to pay for Agnes’ engagement ring, hope Eyeliner will include more store windows next year, guess wildly at Mrs. Selfridge’s never explained diagnosis, tell Mr. Grove to slow his ginger roll, speculate on the size of Loxley’s lizard, celebrate “I’m Glad I’m Rich Day,” give Ma Selfridge a new nickname, and order up some steamed Plunkett for lunch. All this, plus Kelly thinks about “Circle of Friends” again, Tom provides Cultural Cliffs Notes, and everyone hopes the next series jumps to the end of WWI because we’re all sick to death of the trenches! See everyone in two weeks for the kickoff of the UYDS Empire Exhibition!

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]]> Mr. Selfridge, but not without one last recap from Kelly & Tom. They wonder how many tricks Fat Thomas turned to pay for Agnes’ engagement ring, hope Eyeliner will include more store windows next year, guess wildly at Mrs. Selfridge’s never explained diagnosis, tell Mr. Grove to slow his ginger roll, speculate on the size of Loxley’s lizard, celebrate “I’m Glad I’m Rich Day,” give Ma Selfridge a new nickname, and order up some steamed Plunkett for lunch. All this, plus Kelly thinks about “Circle of Friends” again, Tom provides Cultural Cliffs Notes, and everyone hopes the next series jumps to the end of WWI because we’re all sick to death of the trenches! See everyone in two weeks for the kickoff of the UYDS Empire Exhibition!

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]]> The Palm Court: That Cravat Is Unacceptable! The Palm Court: That Cravat Is Unacceptable! Mon, 26 May 2014 03:51:12 GMT 1:04:55 http://baldmove.com/?p=7570 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-palm-court-that-cravat-is-unacceptable 590d1c03f622bd730ec365ec 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-palm-court-that-cravat-is-unacceptable full Mr. Selfridge S2E9. They also decipher Harry’s social schedule, uncover the identity of Edwardian Deep Throat, lament the declining standards at the Palm Court, reveal some Belgian sex tips, discover a new weasel, ponder The Spirit Of Blank, and continue pining for the stick poking kid. Kelly announces a new sponsorship, Tom criticizes Nicole Kidman, and everybody high fives at the triumphant return of Blenkinsop.

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]]> Mr. Selfridge S2E9. They also decipher Harry’s social schedule, uncover the identity of Edwardian Deep Throat, lament the declining standards at the Palm Court, reveal some Belgian sex tips, discover a new weasel, ponder The Spirit Of Blank, and continue pining for the stick poking kid. Kelly announces a new sponsorship, Tom criticizes Nicole Kidman, and everybody high fives at the triumphant return of Blenkinsop.

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]]> The Palm Court: The International Brotherhood of Magical Mannequins The Palm Court: The International Brotherhood of Magical Mannequins Mon, 19 May 2014 01:28:08 GMT 1:14:26 http://baldmove.com/?p=7534 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-palm-court-the-international-brotherhood 590d1c03f622bd730ec365ed 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-palm-court-the-international-brotherhood full Mr. Selfridge S2E8 covers a variety of not-entirely awful American accents, the Rhett Butler of the West End, New Gordon’s unrelenting dweebiness, a message from the Tillie Foundation, how to succeed in business (if you’re Delphine), trucks full of eyeliner, a creepy, knuckle-eating lizard, royalty payments to the Red Hot Chili Peppers, the intricacies of Bootgate, refugee stuff, and the possibility that Kitty Hawkins is actually a living doll. Kelly plans to change her name, Tom sums up the entirety of Are You Being Served? in a single sentence, and they both advocate strongly for the asterisk technique.

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]]> Mr. Selfridge S2E8 covers a variety of not-entirely awful American accents, the Rhett Butler of the West End, New Gordon’s unrelenting dweebiness, a message from the Tillie Foundation, how to succeed in business (if you’re Delphine), trucks full of eyeliner, a creepy, knuckle-eating lizard, royalty payments to the Red Hot Chili Peppers, the intricacies of Bootgate, refugee stuff, and the possibility that Kitty Hawkins is actually a living doll. Kelly plans to change her name, Tom sums up the entirety of Are You Being Served? in a single sentence, and they both advocate strongly for the asterisk technique.

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]]> The Palm Court: A Spitting Mad Weasel The Palm Court: A Spitting Mad Weasel Mon, 12 May 2014 01:35:55 GMT 1:08:34 http://baldmove.com/?p=7501 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-palm-court-a-spitting-mad-weasel 590d1c03f622bd730ec365ee 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-palm-court-a-spitting-mad-weasel full Mr. Selfridge S2E7. They also get paid by the Oliver! reference, confirm that Beatrice sees all, cheer Agnes’ excellent relationship skills, hope for the return of that stick-poking kid, get completely squicked out by Mr. Grove’s urges, declare The Plunkett to be Edwardian tech support, and are disappointed by Monsieur LeClair for the first time. Kelly refuses to sing Big Bill Summertime’s song, Tom wants some Bovril curry, and no one should ever take a bath.

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]]> Mr. Selfridge S2E7. They also get paid by the Oliver! reference, confirm that Beatrice sees all, cheer Agnes’ excellent relationship skills, hope for the return of that stick-poking kid, get completely squicked out by Mr. Grove’s urges, declare The Plunkett to be Edwardian tech support, and are disappointed by Monsieur LeClair for the first time. Kelly refuses to sing Big Bill Summertime’s song, Tom wants some Bovril curry, and no one should ever take a bath.

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]]> The Palm Court: The Charlie Chaplins of the Sky The Palm Court: The Charlie Chaplins of the Sky Mon, 05 May 2014 02:43:13 GMT 1:17:54 http://baldmove.com/?p=7472 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-palm-court-the-charlie-chaplins-of-the-sky 590d1c03f622bd730ec365ef 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-palm-court-the-charlie-chaplins-of-the-sky full Mr. Selfridge S2E6. They also christen a Conehead, launch the good ‘ship Malorian, tell Monsieur LeClair to get his shit together, provide ill-informed book reviews, beg Beyonce to write a song about women of independent means, bet on Kitty Hawkins in a rap battle, lament the total lack of sexual chemistry between Delphine and Harry, and have a Doris Classic sighting. Kelly makes Tom laugh really hard, Tom hates the Victorian era, and everyone finally learns what’s up with those weird British bank notes.

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]]> Mr. Selfridge S2E6. They also christen a Conehead, launch the good ‘ship Malorian, tell Monsieur LeClair to get his shit together, provide ill-informed book reviews, beg Beyonce to write a song about women of independent means, bet on Kitty Hawkins in a rap battle, lament the total lack of sexual chemistry between Delphine and Harry, and have a Doris Classic sighting. Kelly makes Tom laugh really hard, Tom hates the Victorian era, and everyone finally learns what’s up with those weird British bank notes.

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]]> The Palm Court: Look Out, Royal Baby! The Palm Court: Look Out, Royal Baby! Mon, 28 Apr 2014 04:00:31 GMT 1:17:27 http://baldmove.com/?p=7398 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-palm-court-look-out-royal-baby 590d1c03f622bd730ec365f0 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-palm-court-look-out-royal-baby full Mr. Selfridge S2E5, but they can only podcast while riding a bus that’s pulling away. They meet the Artful Porter, suspect Eyeliner of being a Bond villain AND Judi Dench, realize that all violins look like a naked lady’s back, fall in love with Mr. Crabbe, get excited to dine at Fat Thomas’s fictional restaurant, and worry that someone might try to kill WWI era Germans during WWII by mistake. Kelly busts out her McG impression, Tom is not being paid by Snacky Smores, and everyone is well aware that the poker game is no limit.

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]]> Mr. Selfridge S2E5, but they can only podcast while riding a bus that’s pulling away. They meet the Artful Porter, suspect Eyeliner of being a Bond villain AND Judi Dench, realize that all violins look like a naked lady’s back, fall in love with Mr. Crabbe, get excited to dine at Fat Thomas’s fictional restaurant, and worry that someone might try to kill WWI era Germans during WWII by mistake. Kelly busts out her McG impression, Tom is not being paid by Snacky Smores, and everyone is well aware that the poker game is no limit.

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]]> The Palm Court: Can I Bring My Own Dance Belt? The Palm Court: Can I Bring My Own Dance Belt? Mon, 21 Apr 2014 03:00:29 GMT 1:17:02 http://baldmove.com/?p=7198 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-palm-court-can-i-bring-my-own-dance-belt 590d1c03f622bd730ec365f1 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-palm-court-can-i-bring-my-own-dance-belt full Mr. Selfridge S2E4. They declare Rose to be the Columbus, OH of people, demand more screentime for Lurch, speculate about Beatrice’s claim to immortality, find themselves fascinated by the Horny Chocolatier, identify French slut-shaming as the glue that held the British Empire together, wonder why New Gordon is 34, and try to keep Fat Thomas from sticking his fat nose in places. Kelly explains the finer points of retail hierarchy, Tom looks at Young Indiana Jones, and everyone struggles to pronounce “Gio.”

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]]> Mr. Selfridge S2E4. They declare Rose to be the Columbus, OH of people, demand more screentime for Lurch, speculate about Beatrice’s claim to immortality, find themselves fascinated by the Horny Chocolatier, identify French slut-shaming as the glue that held the British Empire together, wonder why New Gordon is 34, and try to keep Fat Thomas from sticking his fat nose in places. Kelly explains the finer points of retail hierarchy, Tom looks at Young Indiana Jones, and everyone struggles to pronounce “Gio.”

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]]> The Palm Court: If Carmen Sandiego Could See Us Now The Palm Court: If Carmen Sandiego Could See Us Now Mon, 14 Apr 2014 00:08:18 GMT 1:35:31 http://baldmove.com/?p=7166 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-palm-court-if-carmen-sandiego-could-see-us-now 590d1c03f622bd730ec365f2 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-palm-court-if-carmen-sandiego-could-see-us-now full Mr. Selfridge S2E3, Kelly & Tom are shockingly won over by Mr. Grove’s gettin’ it done montage, find New Gordon’s pornography unimpressive, discuss how tigers like their afternoon tea, rejoice at Mr. Leclair’s return to retail, wonder what Pimble gets up to, express concern that Harry wants a drink, imagine Eyeliner’s various delusions of grandeur, and gaze upon The Picture of Dorian’s Hair. Kelly hasn’t seen enough Golden Girls, Tom wants a job at the Palm Court, and, once again, everyone agrees that things were different before the war.

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]]> Mr. Selfridge S2E3, Kelly & Tom are shockingly won over by Mr. Grove’s gettin’ it done montage, find New Gordon’s pornography unimpressive, discuss how tigers like their afternoon tea, rejoice at Mr. Leclair’s return to retail, wonder what Pimble gets up to, express concern that Harry wants a drink, imagine Eyeliner’s various delusions of grandeur, and gaze upon The Picture of Dorian’s Hair. Kelly hasn’t seen enough Golden Girls, Tom wants a job at the Palm Court, and, once again, everyone agrees that things were different before the war.

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]]> The Palm Court: The Baby Battalion of 1915 The Palm Court: The Baby Battalion of 1915 Mon, 07 Apr 2014 04:15:30 GMT 1:16:53 http://baldmove.com/?p=7123 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-palm-court-the-baby-battalion-of-1915 590d1c03f622bd730ec365f3 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-palm-court-the-baby-battalion-of-1915 full Mr. Selfridge S2E2. They speculate that Miss Towler may be experiencing Goblin King-related interference, point out that New Gordon is no Charlie Chaplin, elucidate Jeremy Piven’s internal monologue, count all the horrible things that should be highlighted in a British “Empire” exhibition, suggest the Lord Loxley Award for Horrible Behavior, discover the legend of Tubby Isaac’s, and gleefully welcome back Monsieur Hobo Beard LeClair. Kelly writes a Lifehacker article, Tom says “GOOD GOD!,” and everyone worries that the show is rapidly approaching “peak ginger.”

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]]> Mr. Selfridge S2E2. They speculate that Miss Towler may be experiencing Goblin King-related interference, point out that New Gordon is no Charlie Chaplin, elucidate Jeremy Piven’s internal monologue, count all the horrible things that should be highlighted in a British “Empire” exhibition, suggest the Lord Loxley Award for Horrible Behavior, discover the legend of Tubby Isaac’s, and gleefully welcome back Monsieur Hobo Beard LeClair. Kelly writes a Lifehacker article, Tom says “GOOD GOD!,” and everyone worries that the show is rapidly approaching “peak ginger.”

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]]> The Palm Court: Boobs v. Pickpocket The Palm Court: Boobs v. Pickpocket Mon, 31 Mar 2014 02:59:58 GMT 1:10:19 http://baldmove.com/?p=7091 true https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-palm-court-boobs-v-pickpocket 590d1c03f622bd730ec365f4 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-palm-court-boobs-v-pickpocket full Mr. Selfridge S2E1. They discuss the difficulty inherent in following the PBS broadcast schedule, a superior credits sequence, the perfection that is Polly Walker, Marvilius: The Lost Hogwarts House, Mr. Crabbe’s cousin, the return of Lang, the origin of mannequins, a community theatre production of “There’s Something About Mary,” how to steam a pigeon, and New Gordon. Kelly’s right, Tom’s wrong, and everyone wants Monsieur Leclair to shave his hobo beard.

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]]> Mr. Selfridge S2E1. They discuss the difficulty inherent in following the PBS broadcast schedule, a superior credits sequence, the perfection that is Polly Walker, Marvilius: The Lost Hogwarts House, Mr. Crabbe’s cousin, the return of Lang, the origin of mannequins, a community theatre production of “There’s Something About Mary,” how to steam a pigeon, and New Gordon. Kelly’s right, Tom’s wrong, and everyone wants Monsieur Leclair to shave his hobo beard.

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]]> The Elderly British Showrunner Celebrity Deathmatch The Elderly British Showrunner Celebrity Deathmatch Sun, 23 Mar 2014 22:13:58 GMT 1:17:52 http://baldmove.com/?p=7069 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365f5 590d1c03f622bd730ec365f5 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987

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]]> In Soviet Russia, Coat Gets You! In Soviet Russia, Coat Gets You! Mon, 03 Mar 2014 04:12:45 GMT 2:54:24 http://baldmove.com/?p=6998 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365f6 590d1c03f622bd730ec365f6 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 Downton Abbey S4’s Christmas Special, “The London Season.” Together, they explore the most grating American accent yet, how children are reared on McG’s home planet, the many delights of Dudders, how much Rose’s ball could be improved with sideboob, Blake’s connection to Hogwarts, board the good ‘ship MacH and Allsopp, the way Baron Fellowes manages to shoehorn Hitler into the series, widow surfing, Mary stealing Gwen’s line, and Bate’s transformation into Batman. Kelly plans to be weirdly obsessed with Tom, Tom hates it when Congress uncovers his bribes, and they both agree that they’ve invested far too much in this podcast to get a divorce.

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]]> Downton Abbey S4’s Christmas Special, “The London Season.” Together, they explore the most grating American accent yet, how children are reared on McG’s home planet, the many delights of Dudders, how much Rose’s ball could be improved with sideboob, Blake’s connection to Hogwarts, board the good ‘ship MacH and Allsopp, the way Baron Fellowes manages to shoehorn Hitler into the series, widow surfing, Mary stealing Gwen’s line, and Bate’s transformation into Batman. Kelly plans to be weirdly obsessed with Tom, Tom hates it when Congress uncovers his bribes, and they both agree that they’ve invested far too much in this podcast to get a divorce.

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]]> Nothing But Boots Nothing But Boots Mon, 24 Feb 2014 05:39:46 GMT 2:39:53 http://baldmove.com/?p=6952 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365f7 590d1c03f622bd730ec365f7 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 In their penultimate recap of Downton Abbey S4, Kelly and Tom pretty much lose their minds over the Tamworths, can’t believe Bates is plunging us into yet another murder plotline, marvel at the McG-ness of McG, Downton Abbey S4, Kelly and Tom pretty much lose their minds over the Tamworths, can’t believe Bates is plunging us into yet another murder plotline, marvel at the McG-ness of McG, compliment the Dowager on her philosophical leanings, applaud the ingenuity of Yorkshire’s nascent carnie society, lament the return of the Homely Liberal, giggle at Jack Ross’s thick, fluffy American accent, wonder what happened to Spratt, invent a new single for the Village People, and call out the ubiquitous boot room. Kelly expresses her disgust at the grossest sexual gesture in existence, Tom entertains with tales of the Teapot Dome scandal, and everyone is super-happy that Mr. Mason is back!

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]]> Downton Abbey S4, Kelly and Tom pretty much lose their minds over the Tamworths, can’t believe Bates is plunging us into yet another murder plotline, marvel at the McG-ness of McG, compliment the Dowager on her philosophical leanings, applaud the ingenuity of Yorkshire’s nascent carnie society, lament the return of the Homely Liberal, giggle at Jack Ross’s thick, fluffy American accent, wonder what happened to Spratt, invent a new single for the Village People, and call out the ubiquitous boot room. Kelly expresses her disgust at the grossest sexual gesture in existence, Tom entertains with tales of the Teapot Dome scandal, and everyone is super-happy that Mr. Mason is back!

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]]> As Far As I Know, There Was Only One Beastmaster As Far As I Know, There Was Only One Beastmaster Mon, 17 Feb 2014 02:29:22 GMT 2:11:34 http://baldmove.com/?p=6928 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365f8 590d1c03f622bd730ec365f8 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 Downton Abbey S4E7 and explore why the Dowager is dressed like an extra from Zoobilee Zoo, whether the Abbey is really just a halfway house for idiot servants, the potential success of a website called Witch Date, Daisy’s rapid transformation into Miss Havisham, exactly where a pig man’s place it (hint: it’s with the pigs), the madness and pointlessly panty-dropping hotness of King Ludwig II, the very unwelcome return of Mr. Green, the boot room of the upstairs, and Mary’s totally awesome bedroom. Kelly is still laughing about Clone High, Tom outlines The Duchess’ modus operandi, and though they don’t exactly apologize for all the things they’ve said about Baron Fellowes, they’d still love to have a chat with him.

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]]> Downton Abbey S4E7 and explore why the Dowager is dressed like an extra from Zoobilee Zoo, whether the Abbey is really just a halfway house for idiot servants, the potential success of a website called Witch Date, Daisy’s rapid transformation into Miss Havisham, exactly where a pig man’s place it (hint: it’s with the pigs), the madness and pointlessly panty-dropping hotness of King Ludwig II, the very unwelcome return of Mr. Green, the boot room of the upstairs, and Mary’s totally awesome bedroom. Kelly is still laughing about Clone High, Tom outlines The Duchess’ modus operandi, and though they don’t exactly apologize for all the things they’ve said about Baron Fellowes, they’d still love to have a chat with him.

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]]> The Sybil Crawley Memorial Golly The Sybil Crawley Memorial Golly Mon, 10 Feb 2014 05:16:02 GMT 2:26:39 http://baldmove.com/?p=6858 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365f9 590d1c03f622bd730ec365f9 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 Downton Abbey in this recap of S4E6.  The objects of their rekindled affection include Baxter’s infuriatingly vague past, heathenish orange juice, hating Woodrow Wilson, the elusive Gutenberg Bible, Isobel’s official return to meddling, the sexploits of Leslie “Hutch” Hutchinson, Violet Kush, kangaroo thieves, Charles Blake’s unfortunate haircut, McG being the McBest, Daisy finally giving dumb Ivy what-for, woad, and the weird, wild, wonderful world of Warren G. Harding.  As if all that wasn’t enough, Kelly’s hot toast brings all the boys to the yard, Tom roots “USA,” as usual, and everyone wonders how a Dowager is like a writing desk.

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]]> Downton Abbey in this recap of S4E6.  The objects of their rekindled affection include Baxter’s infuriatingly vague past, heathenish orange juice, hating Woodrow Wilson, the elusive Gutenberg Bible, Isobel’s official return to meddling, the sexploits of Leslie “Hutch” Hutchinson, Violet Kush, kangaroo thieves, Charles Blake’s unfortunate haircut, McG being the McBest, Daisy finally giving dumb Ivy what-for, woad, and the weird, wild, wonderful world of Warren G. Harding.  As if all that wasn’t enough, Kelly’s hot toast brings all the boys to the yard, Tom roots “USA,” as usual, and everyone wonders how a Dowager is like a writing desk.

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]]> The Wickham of Podcasts The Wickham of Podcasts Mon, 03 Feb 2014 04:10:34 GMT 2:09:49 http://baldmove.com/?p=6808 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365fa 590d1c03f622bd730ec365fa 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 Downton Abbey S4E5 as they talk refrigerators and the wacky adventures of Lord Byron. They also talk Branson’s upbringing, the proper way to mail a baby, shipping Daisy and the sewing machine, disgusting Top Chef fanfic, Baron Julian’s sudden recollection of everything that’s happened on the show so far, Pavlov’s Grantham, the introduction of young Pegglet, terrible pregnancy plotlines, that magical spring in Tuck Everlasting, and what HeisenBates might do next. Kelly can’t keep a secret, Tom saves the print industry, and America’s grandmothers rejoice as  everyone finally has a chance to pit baby against baby in a battle for adorable supremacy.

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]]> Downton Abbey S4E5 as they talk refrigerators and the wacky adventures of Lord Byron. They also talk Branson’s upbringing, the proper way to mail a baby, shipping Daisy and the sewing machine, disgusting Top Chef fanfic, Baron Julian’s sudden recollection of everything that’s happened on the show so far, Pavlov’s Grantham, the introduction of young Pegglet, terrible pregnancy plotlines, that magical spring in Tuck Everlasting, and what HeisenBates might do next. Kelly can’t keep a secret, Tom saves the print industry, and America’s grandmothers rejoice as  everyone finally has a chance to pit baby against baby in a battle for adorable supremacy.

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]]> God Is Carl Winslow God Is Carl Winslow Mon, 27 Jan 2014 02:35:26 GMT 2:04:30 http://baldmove.com/?p=6793 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365fb 590d1c03f622bd730ec365fb 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 Downton Abbey S4E4 and try not to talk about how things were before the war, with mixed results. They permit Edith’s use of the word “whilst,” wonder where have all the babies gone, puzzle over LG’s sudden emergence as the voice of reason, dispute whether anything should be allowed to be jellied, appreciate how friggin’ racist the Crawleys are, determine which dresses Mr. Lloyd George would have hated, wish Mrs. Hughes was a Dark Jedi, discuss the sexiness of marching band bus makeout sessions, encourage Daisy to return to her farm, and pitch a porn parody of The Perfect Storm. As if that weren’t enough, Kelly wants a secret marriage, Tom steps up his BOOM game, and they both totally called Edna a witch before it was cool!

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]]> Downton Abbey S4E4 and try not to talk about how things were before the war, with mixed results. They permit Edith’s use of the word “whilst,” wonder where have all the babies gone, puzzle over LG’s sudden emergence as the voice of reason, dispute whether anything should be allowed to be jellied, appreciate how friggin’ racist the Crawleys are, determine which dresses Mr. Lloyd George would have hated, wish Mrs. Hughes was a Dark Jedi, discuss the sexiness of marching band bus makeout sessions, encourage Daisy to return to her farm, and pitch a porn parody of The Perfect Storm. As if that weren’t enough, Kelly wants a secret marriage, Tom steps up his BOOM game, and they both totally called Edna a witch before it was cool!

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]]> Two Parts Whiskey, One Part Eye of Newt Two Parts Whiskey, One Part Eye of Newt Mon, 20 Jan 2014 04:15:26 GMT 2:07:20 http://baldmove.com/?p=6769 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365fc 590d1c03f622bd730ec365fc 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 Downton Abbey S4E3, and they want to be very clear that they aren’t interested in helping rapists. However, they do address Anna’s assault, try to cast Futurama characters in Downton Abbey, recount a 1922 hipster conversation, speculate about Lady Raven’s subjects, decide once and for all whether Alfred is dumber than Lord Grantham, strap the Dowager Countess to the top of the Beverly Hillbillies’ truck, invent a new word, come up with a radical plan to get Lady Mary past Matthew’s death, and accuse Braithwaite of witchcraft so much that it’s like an Arthur Miller play. Kelly goes inexplicably nuts over the animated film Anastasia, Tom impersonates an Irish baby, and everyone laments how different things were before the war.

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]]> Downton Abbey S4E3, and they want to be very clear that they aren’t interested in helping rapists. However, they do address Anna’s assault, try to cast Futurama characters in Downton Abbey, recount a 1922 hipster conversation, speculate about Lady Raven’s subjects, decide once and for all whether Alfred is dumber than Lord Grantham, strap the Dowager Countess to the top of the Beverly Hillbillies’ truck, invent a new word, come up with a radical plan to get Lady Mary past Matthew’s death, and accuse Braithwaite of witchcraft so much that it’s like an Arthur Miller play. Kelly goes inexplicably nuts over the animated film Anastasia, Tom impersonates an Irish baby, and everyone laments how different things were before the war.

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]]> UYDS Extra: So Many Feelings, So Many Thoughts UYDS Extra: So Many Feelings, So Many Thoughts Thu, 16 Jan 2014 04:26:10 GMT 49:47 http://baldmove.com/?p=6761 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365fd 590d1c03f622bd730ec365fd 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 Kelly and Tom talk about the thing that happened.

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]]> Leave Mrs. Tiggywinkle Alone! Leave Mrs. Tiggywinkle Alone! Mon, 13 Jan 2014 05:23:39 GMT 2:03:21 http://baldmove.com/?p=6757 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365fe 590d1c03f622bd730ec365fe 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 Downton Abbey S4E2 and are surprised by how so little happens so conveniently in this installment.  Otherwise, they wax rhetorical about Bates’s toilet leg, how blue one needs to be to move to Belfast, Gregson’s butler Tony Shalhoub, porking in York, a documentary about Molesley’s life, the head-eating powers of the mega-cloche, the return of Daisy’s bitchface, Hecate’s influence on Downton’s goings-on, whether or not Rose qualifies as a tart, how much it costs to get hobo stink out of a room, and how a Quentin Tarantino-style resolution would be the best way to end the idiotic belowstairs love quadrangle.  Kelly doesn’t understand Massachusetts, Tom wonders why the unemployed can’t just get a job as the Great Gatsby, and both of them are just thrilled that Isis’ butt is finally back!

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]]> Downton Abbey S4E2 and are surprised by how so little happens so conveniently in this installment.  Otherwise, they wax rhetorical about Bates’s toilet leg, how blue one needs to be to move to Belfast, Gregson’s butler Tony Shalhoub, porking in York, a documentary about Molesley’s life, the head-eating powers of the mega-cloche, the return of Daisy’s bitchface, Hecate’s influence on Downton’s goings-on, whether or not Rose qualifies as a tart, how much it costs to get hobo stink out of a room, and how a Quentin Tarantino-style resolution would be the best way to end the idiotic belowstairs love quadrangle.  Kelly doesn’t understand Massachusetts, Tom wonders why the unemployed can’t just get a job as the Great Gatsby, and both of them are just thrilled that Isis’ butt is finally back!

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]]> Look At All Those Eggs! Look At All Those Eggs! Mon, 06 Jan 2014 03:55:20 GMT 2:29:05 http://baldmove.com/?p=6748 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec365ff 590d1c03f622bd730ec365ff 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 Downton Abbey S4E1 with Kelly & Tom and reveal a new UYDS! theme song.  This ukulele/guitar arrangement is by Cousin Matthew Lister and he is accompanied by Cousin Nick Lanzer.  Otherwise, Kelly & Tom are beyond excited to meet the new Breakfast Club, say farewell to O’Brien’s bangs, malign the Skank Braithwaites, learn about St. Valentine’s Day and workhouses, think about werewolf employment opportunities, go nuts over adorable babies, and celebrate the triumphant return of our girl Mags.  Kelly finally pronounces Siobhan correctly, Tom wants some sarsaparilla, and everyone is reminded that “Grantham Knows Least.”

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]]> Downton Abbey S4E1 with Kelly & Tom and reveal a new UYDS! theme song.  This ukulele/guitar arrangement is by Cousin Matthew Lister and he is accompanied by Cousin Nick Lanzer.  Otherwise, Kelly & Tom are beyond excited to meet the new Breakfast Club, say farewell to O’Brien’s bangs, malign the Skank Braithwaites, learn about St. Valentine’s Day and workhouses, think about werewolf employment opportunities, go nuts over adorable babies, and celebrate the triumphant return of our girl Mags.  Kelly finally pronounces Siobhan correctly, Tom wants some sarsaparilla, and everyone is reminded that “Grantham Knows Least.”

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]]> From the Makers of “Unpopular Student” From the Makers of “Unpopular Student” Mon, 30 Dec 2013 02:51:46 GMT 1:38:29 http://baldmove.com/?p=6732 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec36600 590d1c03f622bd730ec36600 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 UYDS! favorite Natasha Muse joins Kelly & Tom for this special holiday recap of Doctor Who Series 4, Episode 7, “The Unicorn & the Wasp.”  The trio goes back in time to discover the smell of the 1920s, speculate about the origin of the record scratch, chat about hipster Christians, and wonder if Agatha Christie ever wrote a Choose Your Own Adventure book.  Kelly announces that she’s doing “The Secret” on Mia Farrow, Tom reveals that the number of suspects in any mystery must be prime, and Natasha tells everyone about her very special necklace.

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]]> UYDS! favorite Natasha Muse joins Kelly & Tom for this special holiday recap of Doctor Who Series 4, Episode 7, “The Unicorn & the Wasp.”  The trio goes back in time to discover the smell of the 1920s, speculate about the origin of the record scratch, chat about hipster Christians, and wonder if Agatha Christie ever wrote a Choose Your Own Adventure book.  Kelly announces that she’s doing “The Secret” on Mia Farrow, Tom reveals that the number of suspects in any mystery must be prime, and Natasha tells everyone about her very special necklace.

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]]> Colonel Rambo Takes Charge Colonel Rambo Takes Charge Mon, 16 Dec 2013 04:44:59 GMT 1:06:05 http://baldmove.com/?p=6710 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec36601 590d1c03f622bd730ec36601 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987

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]]> I Want to Go to the Dung Pile! I Want to Go to the Dung Pile! Mon, 02 Dec 2013 04:31:37 GMT 1:14:26 http://baldmove.com/?p=6624 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec36602 590d1c03f622bd730ec36602 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 Parade’s End, Kelly & Tom dive into Part 4 with relish—but not mustard.  They debate the merits of sharing one’s wife with an Egyptologist, consult Shmyahoo! Answers, point out that Sergeant Ferret is just like McG, retroactively nominate Roger Allam for all the awards, witness the making of a MacGuffin, pit Mary Culligan against Carey Mulligan, and marvel at the supremely dumb dumbness of “POTTY!”  Kelly would like everyone to be mistaken for her, Tom wonders how Madame Suzette will feed her children, and both agree that Tom Stoppard wishes everything was a play.

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]]> Parade’s End, Kelly & Tom dive into Part 4 with relish—but not mustard.  They debate the merits of sharing one’s wife with an Egyptologist, consult Shmyahoo! Answers, point out that Sergeant Ferret is just like McG, retroactively nominate Roger Allam for all the awards, witness the making of a MacGuffin, pit Mary Culligan against Carey Mulligan, and marvel at the supremely dumb dumbness of “POTTY!”  Kelly would like everyone to be mistaken for her, Tom wonders how Madame Suzette will feed her children, and both agree that Tom Stoppard wishes everything was a play.

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]]> A Burning, Corset-Filled Hell A Burning, Corset-Filled Hell Sun, 17 Nov 2013 19:13:40 GMT 1:25:10 http://baldmove.com/?p=6556 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec36603 590d1c03f622bd730ec36603 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 It’s Part 3 of Parade’s End, and Kelly and Tom are really Batching it up.  They admire Sylvia’s treason dress, try to remember if CBatch got any love from the Emmys this year, brainstorm a new line of makeup, malign sailors on leave and Burning Man, Parade’s End, and Kelly and Tom are really Batching it up.  They admire Sylvia’s treason dress, try to remember if CBatch got any love from the Emmys this year, brainstorm a new line of makeup, malign sailors on leave and Burning Man, reveal the most mentally stable denomination of British currency, and get completely blindsided by the Reverend Duchemin.   Kelly channels the Beastie Boys to convey the plight of war babies, Tom explains where plover’s eggs come from, and they award Cousin of the Week based on a carrier pigeon for the very first time!

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]]> Parade’s End, and Kelly and Tom are really Batching it up.  They admire Sylvia’s treason dress, try to remember if CBatch got any love from the Emmys this year, brainstorm a new line of makeup, malign sailors on leave and Burning Man, reveal the most mentally stable denomination of British currency, and get completely blindsided by the Reverend Duchemin.   Kelly channels the Beastie Boys to convey the plight of war babies, Tom explains where plover’s eggs come from, and they award Cousin of the Week based on a carrier pigeon for the very first time!

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]]> God Of Catalogs God Of Catalogs Mon, 04 Nov 2013 03:16:37 GMT 1:28:02 http://baldmove.com/?p=6499 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec36604 590d1c03f622bd730ec36604 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 After serious consideration and a viewing of Part 2, Kelly and Tom declare Parade’s End a riveting must-see! This is due in no small part to the horrifying Groby tree, CBatch’s Oogie Boogie smile, Sylvia’s plot-driven nudity, Parade’s End a riveting must-see! This is due in no small part to the horrifying Groby tree, CBatch’s Oogie Boogie smile, Sylvia’s plot-driven nudity, Tom “the Stoppard” Stoppard, a very whiny Wannop, the most German-looking of German houses, Potty Chumpstache, a very Edwardian gathering of hipsters, an adorable child petting a pony’s nose, and a fish eagle.  Kelly tries to work Scandal into her busy tv-watching schedule, Tom provides yet more insight into WWI, and the Cousins valiantly attempt to explain just why there’s something about Cumberbatch.

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]]> Parade’s End a riveting must-see! This is due in no small part to the horrifying Groby tree, CBatch’s Oogie Boogie smile, Sylvia’s plot-driven nudity, Tom “the Stoppard” Stoppard, a very whiny Wannop, the most German-looking of German houses, Potty Chumpstache, a very Edwardian gathering of hipsters, an adorable child petting a pony’s nose, and a fish eagle.  Kelly tries to work Scandal into her busy tv-watching schedule, Tom provides yet more insight into WWI, and the Cousins valiantly attempt to explain just why there’s something about Cumberbatch.

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]]> We Assume It Was A Dispute Over Tea We Assume It Was A Dispute Over Tea Tue, 22 Oct 2013 06:12:12 GMT 1:18:11 http://baldmove.com/?p=6431 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec36605 590d1c03f622bd730ec36605 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 Kelly and Tom kick off their coverage of Parade’s End (aka “The Batch Witch Project”) in the usual fashion: critiquing Murray’s mustache! Though the jury is still out on what they think of the series after one episode, Parade’s End (aka “The Batch Witch Project”) in the usual fashion: critiquing Murray’s mustache! Though the jury is still out on what they think of the series after one episode, they amuse themselves by making up nicknames for Benedict Cumberbatch, declaring that Sylvia is Scarlett Johansson if Scarlett Johansson had a personality, blaming all bad sex decisions on France, identifying a stone-deaf fox, and discussing the pallor of self-abuse. Kelly thinks the creepy tree would have sent her screaming into the night, Tom reveals Batman’s true origin, and they both wax nostalgic for “your precious mother.”

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]]> Parade’s End (aka “The Batch Witch Project”) in the usual fashion: critiquing Murray’s mustache! Though the jury is still out on what they think of the series after one episode, they amuse themselves by making up nicknames for Benedict Cumberbatch, declaring that Sylvia is Scarlett Johansson if Scarlett Johansson had a personality, blaming all bad sex decisions on France, identifying a stone-deaf fox, and discussing the pallor of self-abuse. Kelly thinks the creepy tree would have sent her screaming into the night, Tom reveals Batman’s true origin, and they both wax nostalgic for “your precious mother.”

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]]> This Is The Worst Prom Ever This Is The Worst Prom Ever Mon, 07 Oct 2013 04:43:31 GMT 2:06:36 http://baldmove.com/?p=6363 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec36606 590d1c03f622bd730ec36606 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 Kelly and Tom welcome the much-vaunted Dowager Cousin Jackie to UYDS and the trio does not disappoint with this recap of Titanic: The Legend Goes On… The gang spends most of the episode completely baffled by the “film, UYDS and the trio does not disappoint with this recap of Titanic: The Legend Goes On… The gang spends most of the episode completely baffled by the “film,” including (but not limited to) the bargain-basement animation, much ado about a locket, the fact that no one is fazed by the sight of a mouse wearing clothes, a rapping dog, a dog that looks like a bat, several other dogs, a character with boobs that make Jessica Rabbit look like a B-cup, Vanderplonks, a perpetually stoned leading man, and a small girl with dick lips.  Kelly counts to blorgs, Tom looks forward to Syfy’s OctoQuake, Jackie takes offense at the film’s treatment of fat people, and everyone hopes you’re drunk while you listen to this.

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]]> UYDS and the trio does not disappoint with this recap of Titanic: The Legend Goes On… The gang spends most of the episode completely baffled by the “film,” including (but not limited to) the bargain-basement animation, much ado about a locket, the fact that no one is fazed by the sight of a mouse wearing clothes, a rapping dog, a dog that looks like a bat, several other dogs, a character with boobs that make Jessica Rabbit look like a B-cup, Vanderplonks, a perpetually stoned leading man, and a small girl with dick lips.  Kelly counts to blorgs, Tom looks forward to Syfy’s OctoQuake, Jackie takes offense at the film’s treatment of fat people, and everyone hopes you’re drunk while you listen to this.

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]]> Puberty Beach Puberty Beach Fri, 27 Sep 2013 04:49:30 GMT 1:49:53 http://baldmove.com/?p=6323 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec36607 590d1c03f622bd730ec36607 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 In this recap of the excellent film adaptation of Maurice, Kelly and Tom learn how to pronounce “Maurice,” marvel at Hugh Grant’s trascendent good looks, figure out where to get their buttery waxed, fail to tell the difference between Thing 1 and Thing... Maurice, Kelly and Tom learn how to pronounce “Maurice,” marvel at Hugh Grant’s trascendent good looks, figure out where to get their buttery waxed, fail to tell the difference between Thing 1 and Thing 2, spot a young Helena Bonham Carter, and are generally appreciative of Messers. Merchant and Ivory’s approach to male nudity (spoiler alert: they are in favor).  Kelly keeps trying to call Maurice “Paul,” Tom is glad he didn’t take Latin, and together, they figure out how Baron Julian came up with most of the plot of Downton Abbey Series 3.

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]]> Maurice, Kelly and Tom learn how to pronounce “Maurice,” marvel at Hugh Grant’s trascendent good looks, figure out where to get their buttery waxed, fail to tell the difference between Thing 1 and Thing 2, spot a young Helena Bonham Carter, and are generally appreciative of Messers. Merchant and Ivory’s approach to male nudity (spoiler alert: they are in favor).  Kelly keeps trying to call Maurice “Paul,” Tom is glad he didn’t take Latin, and together, they figure out how Baron Julian came up with most of the plot of Downton Abbey Series 3.

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]]> In All Fairness, There Were Rats In All Fairness, There Were Rats Mon, 16 Sep 2013 02:59:43 GMT 1:09:07 http://baldmove.com/?p=6264 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec36608 590d1c03f622bd730ec36608 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 It’s the first-ever UY,DS! bonus episode! Kelly and Tom interview Titanic Historical Society member Cousin Chris on the many, MANY failings of Titanic: BS (historical and otherwise). Please enjoy his fascinating insights, our hilarious banter, UY,DS! bonus episode! Kelly and Tom interview Titanic Historical Society member Cousin Chris on the many, MANY failings of Titanic: BS (historical and otherwise). Please enjoy his fascinating insights, our hilarious banter, and the reasonably passable audio quality!

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]]> UY,DS! bonus episode! Kelly and Tom interview Titanic Historical Society member Cousin Chris on the many, MANY failings of Titanic: BS (historical and otherwise). Please enjoy his fascinating insights, our hilarious banter, and the reasonably passable audio quality!

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]]> Blinded By The Boatship Blinded By The Boatship Mon, 09 Sep 2013 03:45:21 GMT 1:35:20 http://baldmove.com/?p=6244 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec36609 590d1c03f622bd730ec36609 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 Kelly and Tom run their coverage of Titanic: BS straight into an iceberg with this quick and dirty recap of the final five episodes. They talk about Simple Jack perhaps more than necessary, complain about Muir and Princess Steel, Titanic: BS straight into an iceberg with this quick and dirty recap of the final five episodes. They talk about Simple Jack perhaps more than necessary, complain about Muir and Princess Steel, wish Michael McCann was in a better show, marvel at the resourcefulness of one “Kitty Burlington,” get mad at the elder Mr. Hatton, watch Sofia almost-but-not-quite cry, wonder what happened to Liam, rejoice at the return of Sad Andrea, and wish this was a show about German spycraft in the years leading up to World War One. Kelly does a pretty solid impression of Derek Jacobi, Tom rates the series “a fart minus,” and they definitely don’t take any dramatic pauses on the way up the Titanic gangplank.

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]]> Titanic: BS straight into an iceberg with this quick and dirty recap of the final five episodes. They talk about Simple Jack perhaps more than necessary, complain about Muir and Princess Steel, wish Michael McCann was in a better show, marvel at the resourcefulness of one “Kitty Burlington,” get mad at the elder Mr. Hatton, watch Sofia almost-but-not-quite cry, wonder what happened to Liam, rejoice at the return of Sad Andrea, and wish this was a show about German spycraft in the years leading up to World War One. Kelly does a pretty solid impression of Derek Jacobi, Tom rates the series “a fart minus,” and they definitely don’t take any dramatic pauses on the way up the Titanic gangplank.

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]]> Nice Sweater, Idiot Nice Sweater, Idiot Mon, 26 Aug 2013 02:37:06 GMT 1:25:32 http://baldmove.com/?p=6185 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec3660a 590d1c03f622bd730ec3660a 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 Titanic BS with their recap of Episode 7.  They celebrate the return of Chris Noth’s mustache, puzzle over Neve Campbell’s otherworldly, hideously costumed press agent, start shipping Malandrews, wonder what happened to Sad Andrea, kill a German munitions supplier, encourage the Cousins to open a bar and grocery, talk a lot about rivets, and transmute some bread into steel. Kelly accidentally reads a telegram like a Dalek, Tom feverishly reads Wikipedia sites, and both of them wonder how standards and practices work for the Starz network.

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]]> Titanic BS with their recap of Episode 7.  They celebrate the return of Chris Noth’s mustache, puzzle over Neve Campbell’s otherworldly, hideously costumed press agent, start shipping Malandrews, wonder what happened to Sad Andrea, kill a German munitions supplier, encourage the Cousins to open a bar and grocery, talk a lot about rivets, and transmute some bread into steel. Kelly accidentally reads a telegram like a Dalek, Tom feverishly reads Wikipedia sites, and both of them wonder how standards and practices work for the Starz network.

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]]> <![CDATA[Law & Order: Steel Victims Unit]]> Mon, 12 Aug 2013 02:30:11 GMT 1:32:18 http://baldmove.com/?p=6134 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec3660b 590d1c03f622bd730ec3660b 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 Titanic BS Episode 6 on account of Episode 5 containing more BS than usual.  There, they anticipate being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, figure out whether we are supposed to feel bad for Kitty Carlton, find a new favorite solicitor, hope that Violetta is hooking, mistake a German for an Irishman, wonder how many mini-Muirs Mark has left in his wake, and fall freckles-over-heels in love with a ginger.   All this, and Kelly wants to set a Whole Foods on fire, Tom defines thinking, and they have a great time playing Marry, F*ck, Kill with the fictional population of Belfast.

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]]> Titanic BS Episode 6 on account of Episode 5 containing more BS than usual.  There, they anticipate being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, figure out whether we are supposed to feel bad for Kitty Carlton, find a new favorite solicitor, hope that Violetta is hooking, mistake a German for an Irishman, wonder how many mini-Muirs Mark has left in his wake, and fall freckles-over-heels in love with a ginger.   All this, and Kelly wants to set a Whole Foods on fire, Tom defines thinking, and they have a great time playing Marry, F*ck, Kill with the fictional population of Belfast.

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]]> CreateCelebBaby.com CreateCelebBaby.com Mon, 29 Jul 2013 01:38:17 GMT 1:39:38 http://baldmove.com/?p=6068 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec3660c 590d1c03f622bd730ec3660c 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 In this recap of Titanic BS Episode 3, Kelly and Tom go on the hunt to locate Ewan McGregor, capture some escaped blue, explain Bastille Day to hipsters, reform the educational system, spot an attractive ginger, Titanic BS Episode 3, Kelly and Tom go on the hunt to locate Ewan McGregor, capture some escaped blue, explain Bastille Day to hipsters, reform the educational system, spot an attractive ginger, and give career counseling to Sad Andrea. Lord Pirrie’s hat is sincere, Sofia’s button is suspicious, Dad’s gin bottle is traditional, and Chris Noth’s mustache is still on the lam. Kelly invents a new catchphrase, Tom reveals his cinematic past, and everybody is drunk (it’s Julian Fellowes’ fault).

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]]> Titanic BS Episode 3, Kelly and Tom go on the hunt to locate Ewan McGregor, capture some escaped blue, explain Bastille Day to hipsters, reform the educational system, spot an attractive ginger, and give career counseling to Sad Andrea. Lord Pirrie’s hat is sincere, Sofia’s button is suspicious, Dad’s gin bottle is traditional, and Chris Noth’s mustache is still on the lam. Kelly invents a new catchphrase, Tom reveals his cinematic past, and everybody is drunk (it’s Julian Fellowes’ fault).

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]]> The HMS Moderately Sized The HMS Moderately Sized Tue, 16 Jul 2013 06:09:08 GMT 1:43:16 http://baldmove.com/?p=6015 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec3660d 590d1c03f622bd730ec3660d 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987  Titanic BS E2 (now with a spaghetti co-host!), Kelly & Tom marvel at the Muirscope, demand more of JP Morgan’s mustache, rejoice at the return of Lady Skunkhead, balk at the beigeness of the Hatton family, gape at Kitty’s brazenness, wonder if Lord Pirrie and Mr. Andrews are related, and laugh and laugh at Simple Jack. Kelly attempts to make an offensive rhyme about Irish people, Tom advises our Cousin of the Week to sleep his way to the top, and nobody likes Andrea.

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]]>  Titanic BS E2 (now with a spaghetti co-host!), Kelly & Tom marvel at the Muirscope, demand more of JP Morgan’s mustache, rejoice at the return of Lady Skunkhead, balk at the beigeness of the Hatton family, gape at Kitty’s brazenness, wonder if Lord Pirrie and Mr. Andrews are related, and laugh and laugh at Simple Jack. Kelly attempts to make an offensive rhyme about Irish people, Tom advises our Cousin of the Week to sleep his way to the top, and nobody likes Andrea.

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]]> Rissoles Or Death Rissoles Or Death Mon, 01 Jul 2013 06:50:30 GMT 1:35:14 http://baldmove.com/?p=5953 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec3660e 590d1c03f622bd730ec3660e 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 This week, Kelly and Tom finally get around to recapping Titanic BS–no steel barons allowed! Amidst the color saturated splendor and completely inappropriate sexual tension of Edwardian Belfast, they marvel at Neve Campbell’s “acting, Titanic BS–no steel barons allowed! Amidst the color saturated splendor and completely inappropriate sexual tension of Edwardian Belfast, they marvel at Neve Campbell’s “acting,” the period-appropriate whores, the machinations of the Onion Organizer, Stephen Oven-Bake, and Chris Noth’s mustache’s fantastic performance as Jiggery Pokery Morgan. Kelly explains how the keel-laying ceremony keeps ship-sinking demons at bay, Tom wishes he was a press liaison in the 1900s, and everyone is thrilled to find out that Mr. Leclair has shown up in an unexpected place!

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]]> Titanic BS–no steel barons allowed! Amidst the color saturated splendor and completely inappropriate sexual tension of Edwardian Belfast, they marvel at Neve Campbell’s “acting,” the period-appropriate whores, the machinations of the Onion Organizer, Stephen Oven-Bake, and Chris Noth’s mustache’s fantastic performance as Jiggery Pokery Morgan. Kelly explains how the keel-laying ceremony keeps ship-sinking demons at bay, Tom wishes he was a press liaison in the 1900s, and everyone is thrilled to find out that Mr. Leclair has shown up in an unexpected place!

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]]> The Palm Court: Giggles And Drinking: A Life In Retail The Palm Court: Giggles And Drinking: A Life In Retail Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:24:01 GMT 2:43:27 http://baldmove.com/?p=5897 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-palm-court-giggles-and-drinking-a-life-in-retail 590d1c03f622bd730ec3660f 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-palm-court-giggles-and-drinking-a-life-in-retail It’s time to close the doors on Series One of Mr. Selfridge–we think. It’s possible that Jeremy Piven has been running around, setting all the clocks five minutes ahead.  Kelly and Tom get unbelievably angry at Mr. Grove, full Mr. Selfridge–we think. It’s possible that Jeremy Piven has been running around, setting all the clocks five minutes ahead. Kelly and Tom get unbelievably angry at Mr. Grove, imagine Sherlock Without Sherlock, weigh the pros and cons of living like the Eskimo, worry that Rosalie has appendicitis, laugh at King Edward VII, introduce Crabvilius shipping, discuss how duchesses never fart, marvel at Ellen Love’s new gravity-defying hairdo, and wonder why the hell it’s so easy to make the audience at Tony’s play laugh. Kelly actually cries about the departure of several characters, Tom busts out his French accent again, and both of them can’t wait to see what tricks Eyeliner has up his makeup-stained sleeve for Series Two.

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]]> Mr. Selfridge–we think. It’s possible that Jeremy Piven has been running around, setting all the clocks five minutes ahead. Kelly and Tom get unbelievably angry at Mr. Grove, imagine Sherlock Without Sherlock, weigh the pros and cons of living like the Eskimo, worry that Rosalie has appendicitis, laugh at King Edward VII, introduce Crabvilius shipping, discuss how duchesses never fart, marvel at Ellen Love’s new gravity-defying hairdo, and wonder why the hell it’s so easy to make the audience at Tony’s play laugh. Kelly actually cries about the departure of several characters, Tom busts out his French accent again, and both of them can’t wait to see what tricks Eyeliner has up his makeup-stained sleeve for Series Two.

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]]> The Palm Court: Brought To You By The Mutton Council The Palm Court: Brought To You By The Mutton Council Mon, 03 Jun 2013 01:05:20 GMT 2:32:03 http://baldmove.com/?p=5841 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-palm-court-brought-to-you-by-the-mutton-council 590d1c03f622bd730ec36610 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-palm-court-brought-to-you-by-the-mutton-council full Mr. Selfridge Episodes 7 & 8. Their more quick-witted than usual observations extend to remembering that Drunky McGin exists, the plight of colorblind Edwardians, the return of Lady May’s hair bra, how Selfridge’s might have capitalized on the sinking of Titanic, Mr. LeClair’s snazzy new iPhonograph, an imagined MySpace rivalry between Baron Julian and Eyeliner, Rosalie Selfridge and the vexing strap, “Umberland” as a unit of measurement, and the many dangers of automated nutcrackers. In addition, Kelly thinks Doris and Bobcat Goldthwaite are the same person, Tom spots a pair of egregious anachronisms, and everyone laments the return of Roddy “The Rodent” Temple.

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]]> Mr. Selfridge Episodes 7 & 8. Their more quick-witted than usual observations extend to remembering that Drunky McGin exists, the plight of colorblind Edwardians, the return of Lady May’s hair bra, how Selfridge’s might have capitalized on the sinking of Titanic, Mr. LeClair’s snazzy new iPhonograph, an imagined MySpace rivalry between Baron Julian and Eyeliner, Rosalie Selfridge and the vexing strap, “Umberland” as a unit of measurement, and the many dangers of automated nutcrackers. In addition, Kelly thinks Doris and Bobcat Goldthwaite are the same person, Tom spots a pair of egregious anachronisms, and everyone laments the return of Roddy “The Rodent” Temple.

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]]> The Palm Court: The Divine Right Of Sandwich The Palm Court: The Divine Right Of Sandwich Mon, 20 May 2013 04:50:23 GMT 2:28:29 http://baldmove.com/?p=5792 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-palm-court-the-divine-right-of-sandwich 590d1c03f622bd730ec36611 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-palm-court-the-divine-right-of-sandwich full Mr.Selfridge episodes 5 & 6, Kelly and Tom crash headlong into a heap of scandal! They go to the papers with tales of gin-soaked bums, Jeremy Piven’s excellent yelling skills, a (nearly) fool-proof method of telling the Selfridge children apart, Lady May’s gigolo-naming system, which ‘ships are okay to support, the worst flashback sequence of all time, and the excellent performances of Ellen Love, Rose Selfridge, and Josie Mardle. Kelly plans to write Jordan Baker fan fiction, Tom spots a really egregious anachronism, and everyone blames Mrs. Crabbe for everything while they join the No Gordons Allowed Club.

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]]> Mr.Selfridge episodes 5 & 6, Kelly and Tom crash headlong into a heap of scandal! They go to the papers with tales of gin-soaked bums, Jeremy Piven’s excellent yelling skills, a (nearly) fool-proof method of telling the Selfridge children apart, Lady May’s gigolo-naming system, which ‘ships are okay to support, the worst flashback sequence of all time, and the excellent performances of Ellen Love, Rose Selfridge, and Josie Mardle. Kelly plans to write Jordan Baker fan fiction, Tom spots a really egregious anachronism, and everyone blames Mrs. Crabbe for everything while they join the No Gordons Allowed Club.

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]]> The Palm Court: You Just Get A Warmer Sound With Horses The Palm Court: You Just Get A Warmer Sound With Horses Mon, 06 May 2013 02:22:08 GMT 2:28:39 http://baldmove.com/?p=5755 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-palm-court-you-just-get-a-warmer-sound-with-horses 590d1c03f622bd730ec36612 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-palm-court-you-just-get-a-warmer-sound-with-horses full Mr. Selfridge episodes 3 & 4 sure to delight and amaze even the most curmudgeonly Cousins! They cover the awfulness of Viking River Cruises and the PBS video player, the over/under on whether Lady May and Ellen Love are actually vampires, Fake Gyllenhaal’s dilettantism, Nude Day at Selfridge’s, dick-flavored chicken, getting married in pubs, Bohemian scammers, and why Piven doesn’t ever just yell “BLENKINSOP!” All this, plus Kelly cuts several lines of cocaine history, Tom almost eats a photograph, and it is decided that every woman should have a Leclair moment.

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]]> Mr. Selfridge episodes 3 & 4 sure to delight and amaze even the most curmudgeonly Cousins! They cover the awfulness of Viking River Cruises and the PBS video player, the over/under on whether Lady May and Ellen Love are actually vampires, Fake Gyllenhaal’s dilettantism, Nude Day at Selfridge’s, dick-flavored chicken, getting married in pubs, Bohemian scammers, and why Piven doesn’t ever just yell “BLENKINSOP!” All this, plus Kelly cuts several lines of cocaine history, Tom almost eats a photograph, and it is decided that every woman should have a Leclair moment.

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]]> The Palm Court: Smirkin’ And Merkin The Palm Court: Smirkin’ And Merkin Mon, 08 Apr 2013 05:34:25 GMT 2:26:37 http://baldmove.com/?p=5671 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/the-palm-court-smirkin-and-merkin 590d1c03f622bd730ec36613 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 the-palm-court-smirkin-and-merkin Kelly and Tom set out to change the way the internet experiences Mr. Selfridge. Their discussion of the two-hour Masterpiece Classic premiere involves a LOT of made-up names, LinneyWatch 2013, the smile that dropped a thousand panties, full Mr. Selfridge. Their discussion of the two-hour Masterpiece Classic premiere involves a LOT of made-up names, LinneyWatch 2013, the smile that dropped a thousand panties, the Ginger Gregson, a Torchwood alien, and the niceness of people being nice to one another. All this, plus Kelly is the Regina George of slumber parties, Tom is declared an honorary woman, and the Cousins grace us with a plethora of lengthy, informative Telegrams.

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]]> Mr. Selfridge. Their discussion of the two-hour Masterpiece Classic premiere involves a LOT of made-up names, LinneyWatch 2013, the smile that dropped a thousand panties, the Ginger Gregson, a Torchwood alien, and the niceness of people being nice to one another. All this, plus Kelly is the Regina George of slumber parties, Tom is declared an honorary woman, and the Cousins grace us with a plethora of lengthy, informative Telegrams.

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]]> Grand Canadian Trunkadelic II: Attack Of The Clones Grand Canadian Trunkadelic II: Attack Of The Clones Mon, 18 Mar 2013 02:57:37 GMT 1:45:47 http://baldmove.com/?p=5496 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec36614 590d1c03f622bd730ec36614 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 Kelly and Tom wrap up their wrap-up discussion of Downton Abbey, Series 3. They ponder how to solve a problem like Molesley, the ever changing cast of babies, Isis-shaped lamps, the merits of sharing a diaper with a monkey, Downton Abbey, Series 3. They ponder how to solve a problem like Molesley, the ever changing cast of babies, Isis-shaped lamps, the merits of sharing a diaper with a monkey, Ireland’s lack of cinematic quality, the real Dante’s Inferno, Mary’s similarity to the Queen Mother, the new musical sensation Thoroughly Dismayed Lord Grantham, the downstairs love pentagram, and Murray-related activities. Kelly reveals her latent telekinesis, Tom disparages the works of M. Night Shayamalan, and they both resume bashing Sadie and the Hotheads. Don’t forget, March 19 is your last chance to enter to win a Kindle Fire from BaldMove.com!

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]]> Downton Abbey, Series 3. They ponder how to solve a problem like Molesley, the ever changing cast of babies, Isis-shaped lamps, the merits of sharing a diaper with a monkey, Ireland’s lack of cinematic quality, the real Dante’s Inferno, Mary’s similarity to the Queen Mother, the new musical sensation Thoroughly Dismayed Lord Grantham, the downstairs love pentagram, and Murray-related activities. Kelly reveals her latent telekinesis, Tom disparages the works of M. Night Shayamalan, and they both resume bashing Sadie and the Hotheads. Don’t forget, March 19 is your last chance to enter to win a Kindle Fire from BaldMove.com!

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]]> Grand Canadian Trunkadelic, Part I Grand Canadian Trunkadelic, Part I Mon, 11 Mar 2013 04:42:13 GMT 1:54:49 http://baldmove.com/?p=5461 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec36615 590d1c03f622bd730ec36615 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 This week, to the surprise of everyone, including themselves, Kelly and Tom kick off the first of a two-part (possibly three-part) Downton Abbey Series Three recap discussion! They cover alternative ways to write Matthew Crawley out of the show, Downton Abbey Series Three recap discussion! They cover alternative ways to write Matthew Crawley out of the show, the failings of the TARDIS when parsing trans-Atlantic slang, whether or not twigs are allowed in British prisons, heroin-addled costume designers, the heir to Sunny Marlborough’s lifetime of bad decisions, how to play Snapdragon, and the gayest name ever. Kelly tries not to fall victim to a poison pie, Tom gets misty about Mrs. Hughes, and they both plead with Baron Julian to let them write punchup on Series Four. Don’t forget, you can win a free Kindle Fire from UYDS’s parent network, BaldMove.com! Be sure to enter by March 19th!

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]]> Downton Abbey Series Three recap discussion! They cover alternative ways to write Matthew Crawley out of the show, the failings of the TARDIS when parsing trans-Atlantic slang, whether or not twigs are allowed in British prisons, heroin-addled costume designers, the heir to Sunny Marlborough’s lifetime of bad decisions, how to play Snapdragon, and the gayest name ever. Kelly tries not to fall victim to a poison pie, Tom gets misty about Mrs. Hughes, and they both plead with Baron Julian to let them write punchup on Series Four. Don’t forget, you can win a free Kindle Fire from UYDS’s parent network, BaldMove.com! Be sure to enter by March 19th!

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]]> Our Sigil Is A Wet Blanket Our Sigil Is A Wet Blanket Mon, 25 Feb 2013 04:43:08 GMT 2:54:26 http://baldmove.com/?p=5419 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec36616 590d1c03f622bd730ec36616 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 In their final super-sized Downton Abbey recap for this season, Kelly and Tom finally catch up with the rest of the world as the events of “Journey to the Highlands” unfold.  They chat about Lady Mary’s magically disappearing baby bump, Downton Abbey recap for this season, Kelly and Tom finally catch up with the rest of the world as the events of “Journey to the Highlands” unfold.  They chat about Lady Mary’s magically disappearing baby bump, the Crawley House motto, Branson’s Home Alone experience, Rose’s side-boob, haggis hats, O’Brien’s utterly terrifying Scottish counterpart, the long-awaited appearance of Shrimpie, the inexplicable demon/assassin/alien maid Edna, ghillies and their speak, Helen Mirren joining the DA cast, what Jimmy Kent gets up to on his days off, a Nield & the Gang spinoff and of course, SYBBIE!   Kelly reveals her childhood connection to carnies, Tom reaffirms his undying devotion to Lady Mary, and both of them come up with a great Downton-inspired name for their first child.

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]]> Downton Abbey recap for this season, Kelly and Tom finally catch up with the rest of the world as the events of “Journey to the Highlands” unfold.  They chat about Lady Mary’s magically disappearing baby bump, the Crawley House motto, Branson’s Home Alone experience, Rose’s side-boob, haggis hats, O’Brien’s utterly terrifying Scottish counterpart, the long-awaited appearance of Shrimpie, the inexplicable demon/assassin/alien maid Edna, ghillies and their speak, Helen Mirren joining the DA cast, what Jimmy Kent gets up to on his days off, a Nield & the Gang spinoff and of course, SYBBIE!   Kelly reveals her childhood connection to carnies, Tom reaffirms his undying devotion to Lady Mary, and both of them come up with a great Downton-inspired name for their first child.

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]]> Something Hatches, Right? Something Hatches, Right? Mon, 18 Feb 2013 03:24:45 GMT 2:55:28 http://baldmove.com/?p=5382 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec36617 590d1c03f622bd730ec36617 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 Take a tour of the revolting world of a double-wide episode of UYDS!  In this episode, Kelly and Tom recap Downton Abbey S3:E7 and S3:E8 in an attempt to reconcile themselves with PBS’ dumb programming schedule. Downton Abbey S3:E7 and S3:E8 in an attempt to reconcile themselves with PBS’ dumb programming schedule. Not only do they cover two totally riveting episodes, but Kelly attempts to sing the score of Norman & Simon’s The Secret Garden, Tom casts aspersions on the fair city of Elko, NV, and everyone sheds a little tear for Thomas.  They also discuss Sybbie’s giant melon head, McG’s hypnotic droopy eye, sympathy for the devil, limp ninjas, a lot of love for Madge, Alice, and the hallboys, Mary’s (alleged) baby thievery, Edith’s total domination of fashion this series, the worst poem in the world, brunch etiquette, Ethel’s shopping list, and all the cricket you can shake a century at, or whatever it is people shake at things.

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]]> Downton Abbey S3:E7 and S3:E8 in an attempt to reconcile themselves with PBS’ dumb programming schedule. Not only do they cover two totally riveting episodes, but Kelly attempts to sing the score of Norman & Simon’s The Secret Garden, Tom casts aspersions on the fair city of Elko, NV, and everyone sheds a little tear for Thomas.  They also discuss Sybbie’s giant melon head, McG’s hypnotic droopy eye, sympathy for the devil, limp ninjas, a lot of love for Madge, Alice, and the hallboys, Mary’s (alleged) baby thievery, Edith’s total domination of fashion this series, the worst poem in the world, brunch etiquette, Ethel’s shopping list, and all the cricket you can shake a century at, or whatever it is people shake at things.

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]]> The Happy Pants Place The Happy Pants Place Mon, 11 Feb 2013 04:42:12 GMT 2:11:04 http://baldmove.com/?p=5348 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec36618 590d1c03f622bd730ec36618 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 This recap of Downton Abbey S3:E6 is brought to you courtesy of podcast network BaldMove.com, the new home of UYDS! Kelly and Tom discuss crackpot theories, ways to make the podcast profitable, and the joy of wordplay. They also criticize Mrs. Downton Abbey S3:E6 is brought to you courtesy of podcast network BaldMove.com, the new home of UYDS! Kelly and Tom discuss crackpot theories, ways to make the podcast profitable, and the joy of wordplay. They also criticize Mrs. Bartlett’s wallpaper, Isobel’s face, and Bates’s very existence. They also seek out a mirror for O’Brien, a musical role for Jimmy Kent, a magical spell for Baron Fellowes, and a surprising possible identity for Thomas’s erotic pen pal. In addition, Tom delves deep into pagan folderol, Kelly runs down the elusive foxtrot, and more from everybody’s best friend, Wikipedia!

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]]> Downton Abbey S3:E6 is brought to you courtesy of podcast network BaldMove.com, the new home of UYDS! Kelly and Tom discuss crackpot theories, ways to make the podcast profitable, and the joy of wordplay. They also criticize Mrs. Bartlett’s wallpaper, Isobel’s face, and Bates’s very existence. They also seek out a mirror for O’Brien, a musical role for Jimmy Kent, a magical spell for Baron Fellowes, and a surprising possible identity for Thomas’s erotic pen pal. In addition, Tom delves deep into pagan folderol, Kelly runs down the elusive foxtrot, and more from everybody’s best friend, Wikipedia!

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]]> Why Couldn’t It Have Been Bates? Why Couldn’t It Have Been Bates? Mon, 04 Feb 2013 01:46:54 GMT 2:04:05 http://baldmove.com/?p=9320 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec36619 590d1c03f622bd730ec36619 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 Kelly and Tom sob their way through this emotional recap of Downton Abbey S3:E5, possibly one of the best episodes of the show to date.  The tearful twosome observe Daisy’s rapid transformation into Mrs. Patmore,

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]]> That’s Archbishop To You, Batman! That’s Archbishop To You, Batman! Mon, 28 Jan 2013 01:55:49 GMT 2:18:31 http://baldmove.com/?p=9324 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec3661a 590d1c03f622bd730ec3661a 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 Kelly and Tom recap the dumbest thing ever, AKA Downton Abbey S3:E4.  On the plus side, this episode features Thomas’s erotic pen pal, toffee noses, the comedy stylings of the Dowager Countess, a newfangled electric toaster,

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]]> Isis Is My Co-Pilot Isis Is My Co-Pilot Mon, 21 Jan 2013 02:00:54 GMT 2:18:38 http://baldmove.com/?p=9328 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec3661b 590d1c03f622bd730ec3661b 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 Kelly and Tom celebrate the Year of the Twat in their recap of Downton Abbey S3:E3. They discuss O’Brien’s pickled bangs, Isobel’s Whore Institute, the adventures of Anna Bates, PI, the reason it’s hard to call Branson ‘Tom,

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]]> Get Out Your Silver Polish, Boys! Get Out Your Silver Polish, Boys! Mon, 14 Jan 2013 02:03:45 GMT 2:32:09 http://baldmove.com/?p=9332 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec3661c 590d1c03f622bd730ec3661c 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 Kelly and Tom are bringing strumpet back in this recap of Downton Abbey S3E2. Daisy reveals herself as the Cassandra of Downton, Matthew and Mary keep having sex in lieu of an honest conversation about finance,

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]]> Hitler’s A-Comin’ and Fashion is King! Hitler’s A-Comin’ and Fashion is King! Mon, 07 Jan 2013 02:09:35 GMT 2:42:41 http://baldmove.com/?p=9336 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec3661d 590d1c03f622bd730ec3661d 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987

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]]> What Happened In Bert’s Chalk Drawing, Stays In Bert’s Chalk Drawing What Happened In Bert’s Chalk Drawing, Stays In Bert’s Chalk Drawing Mon, 17 Dec 2012 02:12:33 GMT 1:45:23 http://baldmove.com/?p=9340 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec3661e 590d1c03f622bd730ec3661e 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 Kelly and Tom wish the Cousins happy holidays with this special podcast covering Mary Poppins! They discuss the film’s hidden protagonist, what was really going on during that “jolly holiday,” Dick Van Dyke’s accent,

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]]> Pass the Dalek on the Left-Hand Side Pass the Dalek on the Left-Hand Side Mon, 10 Dec 2012 02:15:28 GMT 2:00:00 http://baldmove.com/?p=9344 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec3661f 590d1c03f622bd730ec3661f 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 It’s mainly history in this second “Tom Repeats History/Fashion Backwards” episode as Kelly and Tom give book reports on Black Edwardians by Jeffrey Green and Edward and the Edwardians by Phillippe Jullian,

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]]> It Would Be Like ‘War Horse,’ Only About a Hat. It Would Be Like ‘War Horse,’ Only About a Hat. Mon, 26 Nov 2012 02:17:49 GMT 1:55:52 http://baldmove.com/?p=9348 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec36620 590d1c03f622bd730ec36620 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987

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]]> The Cheerful Charlies Ride Again! The Cheerful Charlies Ride Again! Mon, 12 Nov 2012 02:19:36 GMT 1:07:27 http://baldmove.com/?p=9352 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec36621 590d1c03f622bd730ec36621 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 At long last, Kelly and Tom finally say “smell ya later” to James Cameron’s Titanic.  They give Old Rose what for, speculate about what Young Rose did to survive once she arrived in New York, discuss the true meaning of “going Galt,

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]]> I Know What You Did In the Summer of 1912 I Know What You Did In the Summer of 1912 Mon, 29 Oct 2012 01:33:11 GMT 1:20:58 http://baldmove.com/?p=9356 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec36622 590d1c03f622bd730ec36622 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 Kelly and Tom embark on the second leg of their exciting voyage aboard James Cameron’s Titanic with lots of singing, sauciness, and silly voices.  They discuss government-funded icebergs, Rose and Sven fanfic, Bill Paxton’s haircut,

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]]> Pucker Up, Billy Zane! Pucker Up, Billy Zane! Mon, 15 Oct 2012 01:34:47 GMT 1:09:08 http://baldmove.com/?p=9360 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec36623 590d1c03f622bd730ec36623 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 In this first of a three-part exploration of James Cameron’s bloated, beautiful, Oscar-winning Titanic, Kelly and Tom name themselves Cousins of the Week, critique the slipshod enforcement of Titanic’s health inspections,

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]]> Jenny McCarthy, I Hope You’re Paying Attention Jenny McCarthy, I Hope You’re Paying Attention Mon, 01 Oct 2012 01:36:40 GMT 1:34:55 http://baldmove.com/?p=9364 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec36624 590d1c03f622bd730ec36624 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 Up Yours, Downstairs! is proud to present (at long last) the “Tom Repeats History/Fashion Backwards” standalone episode!  Herein lies a collection of fascinating facts and titillating trends from the Edwardian period,

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]]> The Healthy Relationship Hour The Healthy Relationship Hour Mon, 17 Sep 2012 01:38:22 GMT 1:25:47 http://baldmove.com/?p=9368 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec36625 590d1c03f622bd730ec36625 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 The second half of Julian Fellowes’ Titanic is slightly better than the first half, but not by much.  Kelly and Tom bid farewell to stink town (aka Julian Fellowes’ Titanic) and discuss why Baron Julian gave Lyndsey Marshal the O’Brien treatment,

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]]> Two for the Ginger Hold! Two for the Ginger Hold! Mon, 03 Sep 2012 01:39:48 GMT 1:20:11 http://baldmove.com/?p=9372 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec36626 590d1c03f622bd730ec36626 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987

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]]> Crazy John’s Discount Carpet Outlet Crazy John’s Discount Carpet Outlet Mon, 20 Aug 2012 01:41:18 GMT 1:51:21 http://baldmove.com/?p=9376 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec36627 590d1c03f622bd730ec36627 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987

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]]> Do Give Us A Call, If In Fact You Exist Do Give Us A Call, If In Fact You Exist Mon, 06 Aug 2012 01:44:08 GMT 1:14:24 http://baldmove.com/?p=9380 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec36628 590d1c03f622bd730ec36628 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987

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]]> A Nanny of a Pickle A Nanny of a Pickle Mon, 23 Jul 2012 01:45:41 GMT 1:29:32 http://baldmove.com/?p=9384 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec36629 590d1c03f622bd730ec36629 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987

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]]> We Need To Talk About Kenny We Need To Talk About Kenny Mon, 09 Jul 2012 01:47:19 GMT 1:21:50 http://baldmove.com/?p=9388 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec3662a 590d1c03f622bd730ec3662a 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987

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]]> The Meek Shall Inherit Your Manor The Meek Shall Inherit Your Manor Mon, 25 Jun 2012 01:48:52 GMT 1:22:47 http://baldmove.com/?p=9392 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec3662b 590d1c03f622bd730ec3662b 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 Kelly and Tom recap Manor House E2 and return to snarking as usual .  After they catch up on their long-neglected correspondence, Tom develops strong feelings about fox hunting while Kelly imagines a Twilight-esque love triangle with Rob and Charlie.

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]]> Ruthie Got Alcohol Poisoning Ruthie Got Alcohol Poisoning Mon, 11 Jun 2012 01:50:23 GMT 1:21:02 http://baldmove.com/?p=9396 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec3662c 590d1c03f622bd730ec3662c 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 Comedian (and returning guest) Natasha Muse joins Tom and Kelly as they dive into Episode One of Manor House and all the curiosity about bathroom breaks that entails.  The trio discusses the worst idea since Dance Moms,

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]]> Look For It On the Internet in 1998 Look For It On the Internet in 1998 Mon, 28 May 2012 01:52:09 GMT 2:39:22 http://baldmove.com/?p=9400 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec3662d 590d1c03f622bd730ec3662d 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 Kelly and Tom take special guest Sam Roth on a weekend trip to get all up in the loins of Gosford Park, where they encounter a surprising amount of factory rape, a mesmerizing performance from one of the lesser Dames,

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]]> Put On Your Christmas Socks Anyway, Part II Put On Your Christmas Socks Anyway, Part II Mon, 14 May 2012 01:54:54 GMT 1:59:34 http://baldmove.com/?p=9404 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec3662e 590d1c03f622bd730ec3662e 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987

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]]> Put On Your Christmas Socks Anyway, Part I Put On Your Christmas Socks Anyway, Part I Mon, 07 May 2012 01:56:35 GMT 1:56:28 http://baldmove.com/?p=9408 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec3662f 590d1c03f622bd730ec3662f 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 Kelly and Tom wish all the Cousins happy holidays in this recap of “Christmas at Downton Abbey.”  They dream of Bates roasting on an open fire, punching Thomas in the nose, Yuletide secrets that are Mary-inspired,

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]]> We’ll Bring the Cholera, You Do the Rest We’ll Bring the Cholera, You Do the Rest Mon, 30 Apr 2012 01:58:01 GMT 2:13:53 http://baldmove.com/?p=9412 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec36630 590d1c03f622bd730ec36630 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987

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]]> Because Nothing Bad Rhymes With April Because Nothing Bad Rhymes With April Sun, 22 Apr 2012 05:59:36 GMT 1:54:23 http://baldmove.com/?p=9416 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec36631 590d1c03f622bd730ec36631 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 It’s business as usual in this recap of Downton Abbey S2:E7 as Kelly and Tom chat about the Edwardian equivalent of Yahoo! Answers, Sir Richard’s epigrams, Grantham Bucks, Jane’s possible alcoholism,  the Sallie Mae Shed of Failure,

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]]> Rupert Murdoch’s Gotta Wet His Beak Rupert Murdoch’s Gotta Wet His Beak Mon, 16 Apr 2012 02:01:27 GMT 2:27:07 http://baldmove.com/?p=9420 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec36632 590d1c03f622bd730ec36632 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 Kelly and Tom are joined by Boars, Gore, and Swords co-hosts Ivan Hernandez and Red Scott for the most upsetting episode of this podcast ever.  In their recap of Downton Abbey S2:E6, the gang chats about all things Canadian,

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]]> All the Gingers Are At the Front All the Gingers Are At the Front Mon, 09 Apr 2012 02:03:04 GMT 1:42:42 http://baldmove.com/?p=9424 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec36633 590d1c03f622bd730ec36633 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 Kelly and Tom make plans to maintain their sanity, advise the Cousins about driving safety, and go for a spin on “Whore Mansion.”  They also speculate about William’s new mother, babies with mustaches, the probability that Matthew is the Antichrist or ...

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]]> Ripon: City of a Thousand Dreams Ripon: City of a Thousand Dreams Mon, 02 Apr 2012 02:04:40 GMT 1:44:14 http://baldmove.com/?p=9428 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec36634 590d1c03f622bd730ec36634 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987

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]]> Now That’s One Irish Monkey Now That’s One Irish Monkey Tue, 27 Mar 2012 00:40:58 GMT 1:55:44 http://baldmove.com/?p=9497 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec36635 590d1c03f622bd730ec36635 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 Kelly and Tom draw the inevitable Narnia comparisons in this recap of Downton Abbey S2:E3, and discuss the logistics of being a monkey’s uncle, the one and only Batman, whether or not Mr. Bates is a purity ball, Edwardian Cosmo, Double 00-Edith,

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]]> In Your Face, Bridget Jones! In Your Face, Bridget Jones! Mon, 19 Mar 2012 02:19:04 GMT 1:58:46 http://baldmove.com/?p=9436 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec36636 590d1c03f622bd730ec36636 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 In this recap of Downton Abbey S2:E2, Kelly and Tom geek out because Adebisi is following them on Twitter, come out in favor of embroidery, and suss out some really depressing facts about World War I.  Back on the farm,

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]]> If I Don’t Come Back, Blackmail My Mother If I Don’t Come Back, Blackmail My Mother Mon, 12 Mar 2012 02:21:01 GMT 2:12:02 http://baldmove.com/?p=9440 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec36637 590d1c03f622bd730ec36637 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 Kelly and Tom come roaring out of hiatus for Downton Abbey S2:E1 to introduce a very saucy replacement ginger, explore Kelly’s canine obsession, plant a flag for the new nation of Batesylvania, proclaim that nail-filing is the new smoking,

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]]> How Many Packs of Marlboro Lights Is It Gonna Take? How Many Packs of Marlboro Lights Is It Gonna Take? Mon, 27 Feb 2012 03:22:31 GMT 2:21:22 http://baldmove.com/?p=9444 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec36638 590d1c03f622bd730ec36638 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 This recap of Downton Abbey S1:E7 is supersized, so don’t feel obligated to listen to it in one sitting.  Sam Roth of “Rigged Up” joins Kelly and Tom to brainstorm countless Downton spinoffs, dispute Mrs. Hughes’ made-up vocabulary,

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]]> The Pluckiest Little Overbite You Ever Did See The Pluckiest Little Overbite You Ever Did See Mon, 20 Feb 2012 03:23:55 GMT 1:30:14 http://baldmove.com/?p=9448 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec36639 590d1c03f622bd730ec36639 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 This recap of Downton Abbey S1:E6 is accompanied by the sounds of the wild Patmore and Carson’s tardy dressing gong as Kelly and Tom consider the effects of breeding on being patronizing, McG’s scheming prowess, Julian Fellowes’ private life,

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]]> Every Little Thing She Does Is Boring Magic Every Little Thing She Does Is Boring Magic Mon, 13 Feb 2012 03:25:34 GMT 1:25:22 http://baldmove.com/?p=9452 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec3663a 590d1c03f622bd730ec3663a 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 Kelly and Tom dodge bullets, drop balls, and have a quaff of ale in their recap of Downton Abbey S1:E5.  They still find time to chat about Laura Linney’s smug, punchable face, how to prepare for dinner at Baron Julian Fellowes’ house, Mr.

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]]> This is Edwardian England, You Dumbnut This is Edwardian England, You Dumbnut Mon, 06 Feb 2012 03:27:01 GMT 1:40:44 http://baldmove.com/?p=9456 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec3663b 590d1c03f622bd730ec3663b 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 Kelly and Tom take a ride on the Good Ship Maggie Smith as they recap Downton Abbey S1:E4.  On their journey, they discuss various ways Mary Crawley might kill herself, make inevitable Clue jokes, come down with a case of Thomas fever,

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]]> Really Kind of a Half-Ass Title, If You Ask Me Really Kind of a Half-Ass Title, If You Ask Me Mon, 30 Jan 2012 03:28:43 GMT 1:53:43 http://baldmove.com/?p=9460 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec3663c 590d1c03f622bd730ec3663c 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 Kelly and Tom are joined by San Francisco comedian Natasha Muse to recap Downton Abbey S1:E3 and learn how everything can get cancer, meet Laura Linney’s ghostly cinematographer, tag along on the most unsuccessful date,

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]]> The Unhappiest Family Ever To Grace Olan Mills The Unhappiest Family Ever To Grace Olan Mills Mon, 23 Jan 2012 03:30:18 GMT 1:42:41 http://baldmove.com/?p=9464 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec3663d 590d1c03f622bd730ec3663d 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 In this recap of Downton Abbey S1:E2, Kelly and Tom cover how to mistreat a soufflé, the most dangerous game, dropsy cankles, the Carson Cave, knife-holding etiquette, goofballs, the flawless body of Jules Leotard,

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]]> Felix, If You’re Listening, I’m Not Sorry Felix, If You’re Listening, I’m Not Sorry Tue, 17 Jan 2012 03:32:03 GMT 1:48:19 http://baldmove.com/?p=9468 false https://shows.acast.com/up-yours-downstairs/episodes/590d1c03f622bd730ec3663e 590d1c03f622bd730ec3663e 590d1a3e9f4189971e0b2987 Kelly and Tom kick off their recap of Downton Abbey S1: E1 with the one and only “Downton Abbey Suite” remix, making fun of Laura Linney, learning about the Boer War (which has nothing to do with Pumbaa), the lameness of valets, luncheon versus lunch,

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