Us Weirdos Have to Stick Together!

A She-Riffic Holigay! (Holiday 2025)

Wed, 24 Dec 2025 20:10:35 GMT

Once again the UW crew has wakened from their dread slumber to give rise to that most ancient and terrible of powers: a holiday special! We may be down and out for the moment, but we take our job seriously. And by our job, I mean bringing the holiday PAIN. Join Vivian and Nobody to talk about Car Deliberates, Helpless Clauses, and Revenge is a Dish Best Served to Vivian!

On this episode we discuss:

She-Zow!

Season 1, Episode 23

SheZon's Greetings

and

The Simpsons

Season 7, Episode 11

Marge, Be Not Proud

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Check out our patron at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can listen to our Animorphs podcast, The Ax Files, a full thirteen weeks in advance! We also offer other stuff, like weekly let's plays and queer book reviews!

Vivian can be found at oblivivian.bsky.social!

Patch is @nobodyaddams on bluesky!

Patch appears as a cast member on Aether-Shanties and The Aether-Tech Wars, actual play campaigns for the Random Rhapsody Network! Find them every monday at 7 pm central at youtube.com/@randomrhapsody, where they're playtesting the SAGAs rpg system!

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93. Lisa Miller's Big Debut

Sun, 18 May 2025 21:21:39 GMT

It's the last episode of our Scott Pilgrim coverage! Always nice to have a short one, amirite folks? Just quick, casual, and absolutely no world-ending, brain-breaking stakes. Definitely. Join Vivian and Nobody to talk about Punch Billionaires Club, Temporal Shenanigans, and Being Roommates for Fourteen Years!

On this episode we discuss

Scott Pilgrim Takes Off

S1E7 2 Scott 2 Pilgrim

and

S1E8 The World vs Scott Pilgrim

We've pretty much given up on twitter at this point, but you can still find us on bluesky at usweirdoscast.bsky.social, since twitter has devolved into a yawning pit, devoid of care or human dignity! You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com!

Vivian can be found at oblivivian.bsky.social!

Patch is @nobodyaddams on bluesky!

Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! As if that weren't enough, Nobody ALSO appears as a cast member on Aether-Shanties, a campaign for Random Rhapsody! Find them every other monday at 7 pm central at youtube.com/@randomrhapsody, where they're playtesting the SAGAs rpg system!

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92. Tott and Envmona

Sun, 04 May 2025 20:55:27 GMT

Holy crap Weird Al is in this one! I mean I bet there's other stuff to talk about, i'm just so distracted, i love him so much! I guess Todd and Envy and Wallace are here? Join Vivian and Nobody to talk about Ramona is Bad at Being Columbo, Semi-Solid Gravy Chunks, and Messed Up Push-Ups!

On this episode we discuss:

Scott Pilgrim Takes Off

S1E5 Lights. Camera. Sparks?!

and

S1E6 Whodidit

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Patch is @nobodyaddams on bluesky!

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91. Dibidi Ba Dibi Do Do

Sun, 27 Apr 2025 17:46:22 GMT

Alright. Here we go.

(content warning: dental surgery/injury starting at seven minutes and lasting until eleven minutes)

So anyway this is pretty much the impetus that got us to cover this show, since our mandate is queer cartoons, if it wasn't for this, we would already be doing something else. Wild, right? Join Vivian and Nobody to talk about Firefighters vs Assassins, Square in a World of Noodles, Door-to-Door Ass-Kicking!

On this episode we discuss

S1E3 Ramona Rents a Video

and

S1E4 Whatever

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Patch is @nobodyaddams on bluesky!

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90. Do You Ever Orgasm to Death?

Mon, 07 Apr 2025 00:21:58 GMT

Hokay, wow. There was a big break there, Nobody had some computer problems and most of our files were inaccessible for like four months. BUT! The world will not stop us from talking about how incredibly queer this theoretically straight show is. Join Vivian and Nobody to talk about Resurrection is for the Rich, Justice for Lisa, Mo Comeau Mo Problems!

On this episode we discuss:

Scott Pilgrim Takes Off

S1E1 Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life

and

S1E2 A League of Their Own

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Patch is @nobodyaddams on bluesky!

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An Awful Guy Christmas (Holiday 2024)

Fri, 20 Dec 2024 19:21:07 GMT

It's time for our yearly holiday surprise, as Viv and Nobody each bring a holiday special without discussing it first. This year we got dangerously close to picking the same one! Join Viv and Nobody to talk about Accidental Trans Representation, Dead Aliens, and The Worst Guy Working in Animation!

On this episode we discuss

Danny Phantom

Season 2 Episode 10

The Fright Before Christmas

and

The Fairly Oddparents

Season 1 Episode 7

Christmas Every Day

Vivian can be found at oblivivian.bsky.social!

Patch is @nobodyaddams on bluesky!

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UW Check-In 2024

Sun, 01 Dec 2024 01:25:02 GMT

Oofa Doofa it's been a bit, yeah? We've missed y'all! This ep is a personal sort of chatty episode, so Vivian and Nobody can talk about what's been going on in their lives, why it's been so long since we've had an update, and...well let's be real, there's always gonna be some gatcha talk. Hope to start seeing you again very soon!

Vivian can be found at oblivivian.bsky.social!

Patch is @nobodyaddams on bluesky!

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89. Minecraft Government

Sun, 30 Jun 2024 03:18:26 GMT

It's been a long road, but we finally reached our destination. Kyoshi is ready to get revenge, get the girl, and...get educated? Well, i guess that works too. Join Vivian and Nobody in our final Kyoshi episode to talk about The WORST Predecessor, Overly Secret Societies, and Barren: A Dissertation on The Lack of Public Art in Earthbending Society!

On this episode we discuss

Avatar: The Rise of Kyoshi

Ch31 The Return

and

Ch 32 Hauntings

We've pretty much given up on twitter at this point, but you can still find us on bluesky at usweirdoscast.bsky.social, or our Cohost, @UsWeirdos, since twitter has devolved into a yawning pit, devoid of care or human dignity! You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com!

Vivian can be found at oblivivian on cohost, and oblivivian.bsky.social!

Patch is @Nobody on cohost, and @nobodyaddams on bluesky and twitterl!

Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! They also play in a TMNT inspired game every Tuesday at 6pm eastern! Find it at twitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/allonthetablerpgs As if that weren't enough, Nobody ALSO appears as a cast member on Aether-Shanties, a campaign for Random Rhapsody! Find them every other monday at 7 pm central at youtube.com/@randomrhapsody, where they're playtesting the SAGA rpg system!

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88. What is a Cat

Fri, 14 Jun 2024 15:39:49 GMT

Kiyoshi has defeated her most hated foe in ritual combat and become Queen of the Bandits! Or, I mean, a foe. Or really just some guy. But still! All that's left is to pick up her quest rewards, and...what's that? Another Jianzhu chapter? Uh oh...

Join Vivian and Nobody to talk about Iconic Gear Sets, Anime Allergies, and RPG Fatigue!

On this episode we discuss

Avatar: The Rise of Kyoshi

Ch29 The Ambush

and

Ch30 Farewells

Vivian can be found at oblivivian on cohost, and oblivivian.bsky.social!

Patch is @Nobody on cohost, and @nobodyaddams on bluesky and twitterl!

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87. Godzilla Makes You Feel Things

Sun, 19 May 2024 03:21:07 GMT

With the biggest bad of the time period broken out of jail by the Avatar's hand, there's only one way this can end: RITUAL COMBAT!!!! Too bad Kyoshi died last week, rip. Join Vivian and Nobody to talk about Delayed Backstory Gratification, Aggroing Godzilla, and Unlocking Iconic Gear!

On this episode, we discuss:

Avatar: The Rise of Kyoshi

Ch27 Dues

and

Ch28 Memories

Vivian can be found at oblivivian on cohost, and oblivivian.bsky.social!

Patch is @Nobody on cohost, and @nobodyaddams on bluesky and twitterl!

Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! They also play in a TMNT inspired game every tuesday at 6pm eastern! Find it at twitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/allonthetablerpgs As if that weren't enough, Nobody ALSO appears as a cast member on Aether-Shanties, a campaign for Random Rhapsody! Find them every other monday at 7 pm central at youtube.com/@randomrhapsody, where they're playtesting the SAGA rpg system!

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86. He is Going to Drink That Man

Thu, 09 May 2024 22:37:56 GMT

It's time for a raid, which mean's Kyoshi's debt for immortality lessons is coming due! It's time to do murder to a child as payment for living forever! Join Nobody and Vivian to talk about Get Out of Death Battle Free Card, Queerhammer, and Do Not Forget You Are Made of Meat.

On this episode we discuss

Avatar: The Rise of Kyoshi

Ch25 The Raid

and

Ch 26 The Challenge

Vivian can be found at oblivivian on cohost, and oblivivian.bsky.social! Patch is @Nobody on cohost, and @nobodyaddams on bluesky and twitterl!

Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/allonthetablerpgs As if that weren't enough, Nobody ALSO appears as a cast member on Aether-Shanties, a campaign for Random Rhapsody! Find them every other monday at 7 pm central at youtube.com/@randomrhapsody, where they're playtesting the SAGA rpg system!

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85. Jesa's Giant Head

Tue, 09 Apr 2024 03:20:36 GMT

Kyoshi's crew has a mission to do, and the only way they can pull of this heist if if she can learn to fly! It's...it's not looking good. Also, we have time for some

quick immortality lessons! Join Vivian and Nobody to talk about The Secret to Not Dying is to Not Die, Nine Year Old Makeup, and Heartfelt Complements!

On this episode we discuss:

Avatar: The Rise of Kyoshi

Ch23 Questions and Meditations

and

C24 The Face of Tradition

Vivian can be found at oblivivian on cohost, and oblivivian.bsky.social! Patch is @Nobody on cohost, and @nobodyaddams on bluesky and twitterl!

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84. Boobs, Balls, Bioware

Thu, 14 Mar 2024 15:22:24 GMT

Since Kyoshi came out as the avatar, we have a nice chat this week about coming out as ace, and how that impacts our social lives! Also Kyoshi gets punched in the

head a lot, and the Curse of Jianzhu Chapters passes to Vivian! Join Vivian and Nobody to talk about Making Out Sloppy Style, Kyoshi is a Bottom, and Animals That are Unpleasant to Sit On!

On this episode we discuss

Avatar: The Rise of Kyoshi

Ch21 Preparations

and

Ch22 Conclusions

Vivian can be found at oblivivian on cohost, and oblivivian.bsky.social! Patch is @Nobody on cohost, and @nobodyaddams on bluesky and twitterl!

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82. Experience Your Bones

Sun, 10 Mar 2024 03:42:25 GMT

Sorry for the delay, folks. Our editor has been having a rough go of it lately, but we're going to do our best to get back on schedule. Thanks for you patience and apologies again!

Now that the Flying Opera Company know the truth, it's time for a training montage! Totally normal stuff, regular amount of knives, don't worry about it.

Join Vivian and Nobody to talk about Buffalo Humps, Aging in Lizard Years, and Not Starting Shit in Murder Town!

On this episode we discuss

Avatar: The Rise of Kyoshi

Ch19 The Beast

and

Ch20 The Avatar's Masters

Vivian can be found at oblivivian on cohost, and oblivivian.bsky.social! Patch is @Nobody on cohost, and @nobodyaddams on bluesky and twitterl!

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81. JianJoe Biden

Sun, 25 Feb 2024 04:55:18 GMT

Things get a little spicy on this episode, as Kyoshi and Rangi finally start to realize their feelings for each other! Unfortunately, this is gated behind a Jianzhu

chapter, so buckle in. Join Vivian and Nobody to talk about Vampire Play, Kyoshi's Incredible Gacha Draws, and Politics Is Lies!

On this episode we discuss

Avatar: The Rise of Kyoshi

Ch17 Obligations

and

Ch18 The Town

Vivian can be found at oblivivian on cohost, and oblivivian.bsky.social! Patch is @Nobody on cohost, and @nobodyaddams on bluesky and twitterl!

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80. Sickly, the Eighth Dwarf

Fri, 16 Feb 2024 00:39:16 GMT

It's our wackiest chapter yet as Kyoshi starts using her Avatar powers and immediately turns into a full-on Looney Tunes character. Plus, Rangi kills some cops! Join

Vivian and Nobody to talk about Baby Bobble Head, Kyoshi's Demolition Service, and Immediately Abandoning the Person You Were Supposed to Bodyguard.

On this episode, we discuss

Avatar: The Rise of Kyoshi

Ch15: The Escape

and

Ch16: The Agreement

Vivian can be found at oblivivian on cohost, and oblivivian.bsky.social! Patch is @Nobody on cohost, and @nobodyaddams on bluesky and twitterl!

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79. Party Grandpa

Fri, 26 Jan 2024 04:47:25 GMT

With the truth finally revealed, Kyoshi takes off to find the most reliable allies she possibly can-a bunch of land pirates who she hates with every fiber of her being! It'll go great! Join Nobody and Vivian to talk about Sexy Spider Ladies, Old People Are Evil, and Being a Jerk to your Waiter With Your Ridiculously Complicated Tea Orders!

On this episode, we discuss

Avatar: The Rise of Kyoshi

Ch13 Adaption

and

Ch14 The Introduction

We've pretty much given up on twitter at this point, but you can still find us on bluesky at uswweirdoscast.bsky.social, or our Cohost, @UsWeirdos, since twitter has devolved into a yawning pit, devoid of care or human dignity! You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com!

Vivian can be found at oblivivian on cohost, and oblivivian.bsky.social! Patch is @patch_jacket on twitter, @Nobody on cohost, and @nobodyaddams.bsky.social!

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78. Time to Yeet the Bullet

Fri, 12 Jan 2024 18:53:05 GMT

Now that her whole world has come crashing down, Kyoshi is sick of being nice, she wants to go apeshit! Not too much though, going overboard would be improper. Join Vivian and Patch to talk about Kyoshi is Bad at Oregon Trail, Gandalf in the Character Creator, and Keanu Reeves Eats Your Brain!

On this episode we discuss

Avatar: The Rise of Kyoshi

Ch11 The Inheritance

and

Ch12 The Decision

Vivian can be found at oblivivian on cohost, and oblivivian.bsky.social! Patch is @patch_jacket on twitter, @Nobody on cohost, and @nobodyaddams.bsky.social!

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77. Jianzhu Got Good :(

Thu, 04 Jan 2024 19:19:11 GMT

In the wake of a catastrophe, all the interpersonal dynamics are shifting! What will become of Kyoshi now that the baddie knows she's probably the Avatar? Also, it's time to hit some tropes before a character gets taken offscreen! Join Vivian and Patch to talk about The Polycule Breaks Up, Vanilla Fuck Eyes, and Getting Ghosted (To Death)!

On This episode, we discuss:

Avatar: The Rise of Kyoshi

Ch9 Desperate Measures

and

Ch10 The Spirit

Vivian can be found at oblivivian on cohost, and oblivivian.bsky.social! Patch is @patch_jacket on twitter, @Nobody on cohost, and @nobodyaddams.bsky.social!

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Maccababies'R'Us (Holiday Special 2023)

Thu, 14 Dec 2023 15:30:34 GMT

It's time for the yearly Us Weirdos Holiday special, and that means taking a break from reading about Kyoshi to talk about totally different shows we've never talked about before! Schlomo and Boris learn the true meaning of Chanukah! Porkchop goes to jail! Join Nobody and Vivian to talk about Sneaking Jokes Past Censors Using Hebrew, Is Dogs People, and Angelica Attempts a Murder!

On this episode we discuss

Rugrats S4E1 Chanukah

and

Doug S4E10 Doug's Christmas Story

Happy Holidays, Y'all!

Vivian can be found at oblivivian on cohost, and oblivivian.bsky.social! Patch is @patch_jacket on twitter, @Nobody on cohost, and @nobodyaddams.bsky.social!

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76. Jianzhu Git Good

Tue, 12 Dec 2023 19:37:59 GMT

It's time to get into some real Avatar stuff! The gang heads down to the south pole for some good old fashioned pirate diplomacy, only to realize horrible truths about the adults in their lives! And then get in a big fight! PLUS, Kyoshi gets a costume change! Join Vivian and Nobody to talk about My Girlfriend's Mom is a Murderer, That Name Definitely Sounds Racist, and Kyoshi is Effectively a Groudon!

On this episode, we discuss:

Avatar: The Rise of Kyoshi

Ch7 The Iceberg

and

Ch8 The Fracture

Vivian can be found at oblivivian on cohost, and oblivivian.bsky.social! Patch is @patch_jacket on twitter, @Nobody on cohost, and @nobodyaddams.bsky.social!

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75. Tight Little Boxes

Sat, 02 Dec 2023 00:08:26 GMT

This week we're going to dive into a little of the history of the Avatar, more specifically Kuruk. Seems like he wasn't a great dude! Too bad for whoever had to reincarnate from him, amirite? Join Vivian and Nobody to talk about Hiding Your Hurts, Doing the Deed, and Boy Howdy, Kyoshi Sure Is Bi, Huh?

On this episode, we discuss:

Avatar: The Rise of Kyoshi

Ch5 Revelations

and

Ch6 Promises

Vivian can be found at @the_oblivivian on twitter, oblivivian on cohost, and oblivivian.bsky.social! Patch is @patch_jacket on twitter, and @Nobody on cohost, and @nobodyaddams.bsky.social!

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74. Fantasy Hawaii Doesn't Want Tourists Either

Sat, 18 Nov 2023 15:00:54 GMT

Today we're diving right back in time for the last of our Time Travel episodes, and it's time to meet the Avatar! It's....Yun? Join Vivian and Nobody to talk about Smelly Sky Bison, HRT Talk (Again) and Making Your Girlfriend Look Bad In Front Of Her Coworkers. Surely nothing bad could happen this week!

On this episode we discuss:

The Avatar Chronicles: The Rise of Kyoshi

Ch3 The Boy From Makapu

and

Ch4 Honest Work

CONTENT WARNING: Patch's chapter this week is basically all about authority figures abusing a child, allegedly in order to help him.This involves both physical and mental punishments and coercion, and may be sensitive for some listeners. The chapter begins at the 37 minute mark, and ends at 1 hour four minutes. Then at 1 hour 30 minutes, there's a brief conversation between the hosts about how they're double jointed and can move their fingers strangely, which may be unpleasant for listeners with sensitivities to joints bending in unusual ways. This conversation lasts for three and a half minutes, ending at 1:33:30.

Vivian can be found at @the_oblivivian on twitter, oblivivian on cohost, and oblivivian.bsky.social! Patch is @patch_jacket on twitter, and @Nobody on cohost, and @nobodyaddams.bsky.social!

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73. Aero/Ace

Sun, 12 Nov 2023 22:45:38 GMT

It's time for a new adventure, in a whole new (kinda unnamed) world! Join Nobody and Vivian to talk about The Rise of Kyoshi, the Avatar book that they picked as a way to avoid promoting struck materials (whoops!). Today we'll try to find the new avatar, and get a look at our new status quo! Today we talk about Ridiculously Tall Teenagers, A Joke That Broke Because of Time Travel, and Destroying Sacred Relics For Fun and Profit!

On this episode we discuss

The Avatar Chronicles: The Rise of Kyoshi, by F.C. Yee

Ch1: The Test

and

Ch2 Nine Years Later

Vivian can be found at @the_oblivivian on twitter, oblivivian on cohost, and oblivivian.bsky.social! Patch is @patch_jacket on twitter, and @Nobody on cohost, and @nobodyaddams.bsky.social!

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72. A Talking Castle That Wants You Inside Her

Thu, 09 Nov 2023 20:05:41 GMT

The train is pulling out of the station one last time, as we convene for the final episode of our coverage of Infinity Train. Ryan and Min-Gi have to come to terms with their actual problems, and it seems like the best way to do that is by helping Kez with hers. Also being inside a sentient person? Join Vivian and Nobody to talk about the Pig Squad, Bellhop Bell Bell Things, and Having More Luggage When You Get Off a Train Than You Started With!

On this episode we discuss:

B4E9 The Castle Car

and

B4E10 The Train to Nowhere

Vivian can be found at @the_oblivivian on twitter, oblivivian on cohost, and oblivivian.bsky.social! Patch is @patch_jacket on twitter, and @Nobody on cohost, and @nobodyaddams.bsky.social!

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71. Six Thumbs and a Podcast

Sun, 05 Nov 2023 03:57:55 GMT

We're nearing the end of our journey, but there's always some more time for deep emotional trauma on the Infinity Train! Tonight, we're talking emotional detachment and abandonment issues! Also join Vivian and Nobody to talk about What is Kez Made Of, Why Exactly is Your Band Only Two People Anyway, and Mr Handman, Man Me a Hand!

On This Episode We Discuss

B4E7 The Art Gallery Car

and

B4E8 The Mega Maze Car

HEY! We reached out to SAG-AFTRA and got cleared to continue our IT coverage, but that doesn't mean the fight is over for folks on the picket line! We strongly encourage donations to the Entertainment Community Fund, which helps to pay rent and provide food for striking members of SAG while they're fighting for their rights. Workers in this country have been robbed for a very long time, and this strike action is just the start-a win for some workers is a win for all workers, so if possible we here at UW would really appreciate you supporting the cause. Us Weirdos Have to Stick Together, and that means saying Solidarity Forever!

https://entertainmentcommunity.org/

Our twitter account exploded because of platform mismanagement! You can currently find us @usweirdoscast2 on twitter, but we're making an effort to be more focused on our Cohost, @UsWeirdos, since twitter might implode any day now! You can also email us at usweirdoscast@gmail.com! Plus, find us on bluesky at uswweirdoscast.bsky.social

Vivian can be found at @the_oblivivian on twitter, oblivivian on cohost, and oblivivian.bsky.social! Patch is @patch_jacket on twitter, and @Nobody on cohost, and @nobodyaddams.bsky.social!

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70. Leave Me in the Adult Ball Pit

Thu, 26 Oct 2023 17:15:52 GMT

It's time for the party of the century here on Us Weirdos! We've finally gotten in line, so now all we have to do is...boy, this line sure isn't moving, huh? Join Vivian and Nobody to talk about art installations that are actually instagram fuel, misleading names, and never ever taking your shoes off!

On this episode we discuss:

B4E6 The Astro Queue Car

and

B4E7 The Party Car

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Vivian can be found at @the_oblivivian on twitter, oblivivian on cohost, and oblivivian.bsky.social! Patch is @patch_jacket on twitter, and @Nobody on cohost, and @nobodyaddams.bsky.social!

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69. Lighthouse, Pig, Baby

Thu, 19 Oct 2023 18:32:26 GMT

"There is always a lighthouse, always a pig, always a baby. They all lead us to the same place...where it started". It's time to dive into the weirder side of the train, be it insectoid cowboys, a pig baby (which is COMPLETELY different from a baby pig) or a piece of dining china with an attitude. Join Vivian and Nobody to talk about Nautical History, How to Pronounce Water, and Hey, Cool Robot!

As a heads-up, Vivian's audio cut out about forty minutes before the end of our recording today. The entire episode coverage is there, but we elected to cut our third segment in the interest of you not having to hear Patch talking to no one the whole time. Many Apologies for the inconvenience!

On this episode, we discuss

B4E3 The Old West Car

and

B4E5

The Pig Baby Car

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Vivian can be found at @the_oblivivian on twitter, oblivivian on cohost, and oblivivian.bsky.social! Patch is @patch_jacket on twitter, and @Nobody on cohost, and @nobodyaddams.bsky.social!

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68. That’s Just Normal in Canada

Sun, 15 Oct 2023 02:05:29 GMT

It's time to move into the last book of Infinity Train, so one last time...all aboard! It's time to meet our new passengers, Ryan and Min-Gi, and watch as they have a catastrophic breakdown in relations. And then jump into a glowy hole! Vivian and Patch discuss the Horn of Helm Hammerhand Sounding in the Deep one last time, what sort of ding which bell makes, and not being able to take off your clothes, ever!

On this episode, we discuss

B4E1 The Twin Tapes

and

B4E2 The Iceberg Car

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Vivian can be found at @the_oblivivian on twitter, oblivivian on cohost, and oblivivian.bsky.social! Patch is @patch_jacket on twitter, and @Nobody on cohost, and @nobodyaddams.bsky.social!

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67. Turtles All the Way Down

Thu, 28 Sep 2023 23:45:15 GMT

Well folks, here we are. It's been a long ride with these racist children, but finally we have reached the end of this particular line. A conflicted Grace has to come to terms with herself and the things she's done, while Simon...well, he suddenly turns into a JRPG villain, it's weird. Join Vivian and Nobody to talk about making your own friends (out of paper!), getting Raiders of the Lost Ark-ed, and the worst K/D ratio in the history of our show!

On this episode, we discuss

B3E9 The Origami Car

and

B3E10 The New Apex

HEY! We reached out to SAG-AFTRA and got cleared to continue our IT coverage, but that doesn't mean the fight is over for folks on the picket line! We strongly encourage donations to the Entertainment Community Fund, which helps to pay rent and provide food for striking members of the WGA and SAG while they're striking. Workers in this country have been robbed for a very long time, and this strike action is just the start-a win for some workers is a win for all workers, so if possible we here at UW would really appreciate you supporting the cause. Us Weirdos Have to Stick Together, and that means saying Solidarity Forever!

https://entertainmentcommunity.org/

Vivian can be found at @the_oblivivian on twitter, oblivivian on cohost, and oblivivian.bsky.social! Patch is @patch_jacket on twitter, and @Nobody on cohost, and @nobodyaddams.bsky.social!

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66. Don’t Play Skyward Sword

Sun, 24 Sep 2023 03:37:35 GMT

Vivian feels very strongly about that for some reason. Patch just hasn't played it, so I guess they're ambivalent. Join these two for frank discussion of how Simon is just the worst possible friend who has no respect for boundaries, the likelihood of having a rock fall on your head while exploring the Train, and Patch's frankly kind of horrible dietary habits! Plus, Simon's K/D ratio is tanking!

On this episode we discuss

B3E7 The Canyon of the Golden Winged Snakes Car

B3E8 The Hey Ho Whoa Car

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65. Graveyard Reassignment Surgery

Fri, 25 Aug 2023 23:34:03 GMT

This one is kind of a bummer, y'all! After being given the slightest glimpse of hope for Simon's future, things are gonna go real bad, real fast. Join Patch and Vivian to talk about how well these cars are designed, aaaaaaallllll about our pets, and where we would record a podcast if people gave us enough money! Fair warning, these episodes deal a LOT with hate, and the grief that follows it as a consequence. There's a lot of talking about losing someone who's important to you, and while it's beautiful in the show, that can also make it hard to experience.

On this episode we discuss

B3E5 The Color Clock Car

and

B3E6 The Campfire Car

HEY! We reached out to SAG-AFTRA and got cleared to continue our IT coverage, but that doesn't mean the fight is over for folks on the picket line! We strongly encourage donations to the Entertainment Community Fund, which helps to pay rent and provide food for striking members of the WGA and SAG while they're striking. Workers in this country have been robbed for a very long time, and this strike action is just the start-a win for some workers is a win for all workers, so if possible we here at UW would really appreciate you supporting the cause. Us Weirdos Have to Stick Together, and that means saying Solidarity Forever!

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64. Don’t Cook Naked

Sat, 12 Aug 2023 21:47:52 GMT

It's time to start seeing what makes terrible people tick! This week on the Infinity Train, a child who remembers nothing insists that she's enough taken dance classes to instruct other people! Simon fully dies, he falls thirty feet and lands on his face (he's fine tho). Join Nobody and Vivian to talk about hoarding, having a bear for a boyfriend, and how neither of us speak French!

On this episode we discuss

B3E3 The Debutante Ball Car

and

B3E4 Le Chat Chalet Car

HEY! We reached out to SAG-AFTRA and got cleared to continue our IT coverage, but that doesn't mean the fight is over for folks on the picket line! We strongly encourage donations to the Entertainment Community Fund, which helps to pay rent and provide food for striking members of the WGA and SAG while they're striking. Workers in this country have been robbed for a very long time, and this strike action is just the start-a win for some workers is a win for all workers, so if possible we here at UW would really appreciate you supporting the cause. Us Weirdos Have to Stick Together, and that means saying Solidarity Forever!

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63. Treat Your Boobs Right

Wed, 02 Aug 2023 14:46:22 GMT

All aboard! Book Three is leaving the station! UW is back for the next book of Infinity Train, and of course that means all new protagonists! We've met Grace and Simon before, but we didn't get to see just exactly how awful they were! Join Vivian and Nobody to talk about wanton murder for no reason, Simon dying kind of a lot, and getting mad at your friends because they won't read the book you wrote!

On this episode we discuss

B3E1 The Musical Car

and

B3E2 The Jungle Car

HEY! We reached out to SAG-AFTRA and got cleared to continue our IT coverage, but that doesn't mean the fight is over for folks on the picket line! We strongly encourage donations to the Entertainment Community Fund, which helps to pay rent and provide food for striking members of the WGA and SAG while they're striking. Workers in this country have been robbed for a very long time, and this strike action is just the start-a win for some workers is a win for all workers, so if possible we here at UW would really appreciate you supporting the cause. Us Weirdos Have to Stick Together, and that means saying Solidarity Forever!

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62. Sadboy Funk (Nimona Interlude)

Fri, 21 Jul 2023 20:00:44 GMT

It's time for another Us Weirdos Megasode! In the Kingdom, Knights are both the most important athletes AND the cops. Looks like what this place needs is some gay villains! Join Nobody and Vivian to talk about a rollicking adventure full of otters of indeterminate origin, the only trans person in the Kingdom, and getting the gay folks to realize that the straights can't be trusted! Also, Nobody talks a lot about a comic book that's technically on-topic this time! Strap in, and get ready to burn it down! I'm a shark!

On this episode we discuss

Nimona (2023)

CONTENT WARNING

This movie features heavy themes of metaphorical homophobia and transphobia, as well as suicidal ideation. As a result, this episode discusses these themes heavily, to the degree that timestamps cannot be accurately established. If you or someone you love is struggling with suicidal ideation, please call the Suicide and Crisis Helpline at 9-8-8. We see you. And you are not alone.

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61. Deerly Beloved

Sat, 08 Jul 2023 17:20:24 GMT

It's time to say goobye to Jesse and Lake. By the way, their name is Lake! It's pretty much the last line of the show, so I haven't been able to use it this whole time because spoilers and it felt real bad! Anyway, Join Patch and Vivian to talk about your time of greatest need, dropping cops into inescapable logic circles, and cheating the system!

On this episode we discuss

B2E9 The Tape Car

and

B2E10 The Number Car

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60. Popped His Horn Bubble

Fri, 23 Jun 2023 02:35:35 GMT

We're in for a grim and gruesome evening on the Train, folks. Jesse's number is finally down to zero, so it's time to get out of here...but what are they gonna do about MT? Plus, we get to know the protagonists of book three (and MT ABSOLUTELY murders a child). On top of all that, MT learns to say "fry, piggies!" because it's time to kill some cops! Join Vivian and Nobody to talk about grim realization, Train Gravity, and The horror of having to live with what you've done to keep yourself alive!

Content Warning: These episodes contain heavy use of allegorical racism. The Apex do not see residents of the train as people, and so treat them as less than human. This could be quite triggering, and takes up the bulk of the first episode of our discussion today, culminating at 1 hour 24 minutes. Second, MT kills a man in this episode. It is in self-defense, but it's quite graphic, and we discuss it at length starting at about 1 hour 44 minutes, and lasting around ten minutes.

On this episode we discuss

B2E7 The Mall Car

and

B2E8 The Wasteland

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59. Wait, That’s Our Other Show!

Fri, 16 Jun 2023 15:11:41 GMT

It's time for an episode about respecting people's bodily autonomy, as Alan Dracula gets taken over by a yeerk! MT and Jesse have to keep him contained for three days to make sure the yeerk dies of kandrona starvation, but....isn't there something weird going on here? Join Vivian and Nobody to talk about carnival games, getting tattoos, and a really freaky mask that I kind of hate! Also, Kate Mulgrew is back!

On this episode we discuss

B2E5 The Parasite Car

and

B2E6 The Lucky Cat Car

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58. The Kozmo Konundrum

Fri, 02 Jun 2023 02:32:33 GMT

All right, listen. We were in a weird mood the week we recorded this, and kind of punchy, and kind of feeling weird about the nothingburger of an episode we had. So we really get into in this one-this is the first Us Weirdos fight, and it's all caught on the audio. We're good, we're cool, no worries, but this episode does include a segment in which we're yelling about whether or not a cartoon mascot is a chipmunk for half a hour. So enjoy, I guess? (the answer is no, that's definitely a hampster.) Also, Elvis impersonators, incredibly creepy baby clouds, and Killer Hill!

On this episode we discuss

B2E3 The Map Car

and

B2E4 The Toad Car

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57. Trainsgender

Thu, 25 May 2023 19:52:52 GMT

All aboard for a new season! As we begin our coverage of Infinity Train Book 2, we'll meet a whole new cast, including a deer, a regular dude, and the trans-est person to ever live. Join Vivian and Nobody to talk about how metal organs work, whether it's okay to put sunglasses on a deer, and what horrifying thing is happening with this tree, oh dear gods I don't want to think about it again. Also! is it better to push for an explicitly queer story if you don't get to tell it, or is it better to make it obvious without being able to say, just so the story can exist? Finally, don't forget! ACAB!

On this episode we discuss

B2E1 The Black Market Car

and

B2E2 The Family Tree Car

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56. Souper Soaker

Thu, 18 May 2023 20:48:21 GMT

It's the end of the line for Tulip as Book one of Infinity Train draws to a close! We'll see One-One find his hole at the Amigara fault, Tulip getting a Corgi Beam, and what happens after you disappear for six months! Join Nobody and Vivian to talk about cats wanting to eat you, what you would do with a transformation laser, and getting to know your enemy's tragic backstory so you can come to an understanding instead of doing a murder!

On this episode we discuss

B1E9 The Past Car

and

B1E10 The Engine

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55. Don’t Touch Big Grass

Wed, 03 May 2023 04:45:14 GMT

It's a major episode on the Train this week as we're introduced to the one of the best characters on the train! Or at least I think that. Listen, I'm just really into metal-skinned queer people okay? I think they're neat. Anyway! Join Vivian and Patch to talk about Robocop Mirror Guys, the Cockroach Gun and being surprised about Game of Thrones!

Content warning: there is a scene in Infinity Train episode eight which features the death of a dog, which is discussed at length in this podcast. This discussion begins at approximately 1 hour 36 minutes, and ends at 1 hour 39 minutes and 30 seconds

On this episode we discuss

B1E7 The Chrome Car

and

B1E8 The Ball Pit Car

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54. In a Jam

Thu, 27 Apr 2023 13:30:00 GMT

We're back on board the train that makes you think about your life! Join Vivian and Patch as they talk about your terrible memories from your childhood, whether Dolphworld is based on a real place, and controversial opinions about thirty year old video games! Plus, did you ever go to a new place only to find that it was WEIRDLY similar to a place you've already been, but covered in fruit preserves? Tulip sure has!

On this episode we discuss

B1E5 The Cat's Car

and

B1E6 The Unfinished Car

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Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitch.tv/TheTransverse

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53. Who Doesn’t Like Sniddies? (TOH FINALE)

Sat, 22 Apr 2023 18:16:45 GMT

Y'all, it's finally here. Our literal, actual, never-to-be-surpassed Longest Episode Ever. Join Vivian and Nobody as they head back to the Boiling Isles one last time to discuss the series finale of the show that brought them together.

We'll talk a lot about Titan morphology, whether Hell is a swear, snakes with boobs, hating Disney, feeling happy about endings, and overall...just what a time it's been.

Also TitanLuz aaaaaaaaaaa

On this episode we discuss

The Owl House Season 3 Episode 3

Watching and Dreaming

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52. Nobody Refuses to Shut Up About Tom Bombadil

Mon, 27 Mar 2023 19:18:53 GMT

Two episodes into our Infinity Train coverage, and things are already going off the rails! (geddit? rails?) But seriously, fans of the patented Us Weirdos Diversions will love this episode in which we talk about Lord of the Rings kind of a LOT. (Did you know that Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow? Bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow). To get back on track (geddit? tracks?) it's time for some adventure! Tulip meets everyone's new best friend! There's a horrible monster poking holes in the sky! It's time to sing an embarrassing pop song! Traaaaains!

On this episode we discuss

B1E3 The Corgi Car

and

B1E4 The Crystal Car

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51. Himbo Googirl

Wed, 08 Mar 2023 22:48:45 GMT

All aboard the Hype Train! It's time for Us Weirdos Season 3! We start our adventure with Infinity Train with a linguistics class, and then figuring out how long it would take to walk from Minnesota to Wisconsin! And also there's a freaky train or whatever. Join Nobody and Vivian to talk about IP infringement, fare evasion on trains, and somehow Vivian doesn't know who Kate Mulgrew is?!?!?

A quick note-Nobody's primary microphone broke, and they had to record using a backup. The audio quality is a little different in this episode, but most disconcertingly there isn't a wind filter on the backup microphone, which means there are sudden wind noises whenever they laugh. I've done my best to minimize this, but those with sound sensitivities may wish to skip this episode.

On this episode we discuss

B1E1: The Grid Car

and

B1E2: The Beach Car

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50. Dysphoria Hoodie for your Face

Wed, 01 Mar 2023 22:33:03 GMT

Well folks...here we are at the end of another season. It's time to stand up and fight one last time, as the Princess Rebellion brings the fight to Horde Prime once and for all. And by that I mean most of the Princesses are barely in these episodes. Join Vivian and Nobody to close out the She-ra saga. Bow and Glimmer unexpectedly confess their love! Sea Hawk is here (for like fifteen seconds)! There's a canonical polycule (that isn't acknowledged)! Nobody and Vivian talk about hypothetical children, disappointment, and just the absolute wildness that's been going on in Vivian's life lately.

Content Warning: Starting at 20:45 Nobody and Vivian discuss the opening of Shadow of the Tomb Raider. This Includes discussions of death, claustrophobia, torture, and gross wounds. This conversation lasts for two minutes, ending at 22:45.

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49. Let Lesbians Throw Tanks

Mon, 20 Feb 2023 21:38:44 GMT

Howdy, and welcome back! Sorry for the delay, but things got kind of wild in the past few weeks, and we ended up needing a short break to deal with it. This episode was recorded almost three weeks ago, so it doesn't really reflect current events in our lives, but you know what never changes? SHE-RA.

We're back on Etheria to talk about Shadow Weaver being just the worst, Perfuma not letting Adora have any fun, and how exactly Horde Primes dad-blasted hivemind thing works. We also talk about how many characters there are in Assassin's Creed, and hilariously talk about how we haven't had any major life events or calamities (this is foreshadowing for next episode). Plus, it's Deus ex Machina Machine time!

On this episode we discuss

S5E10 Return to the Fright Zone

and

S6E11 Failsafe

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48. The Bad Dragon Show

Wed, 01 Feb 2023 22:17:13 GMT

Have you even noticed that pretty much every Fire Emblem game is about a Bad Dragon? I mean, what's up with that? You'd think one of these lords and kings could just order them knot to cause problems. Anyway! It's time to get back to Etheria, as the Best Friend Squad arrive to find a devastated wasteland, where only six people who haven't signed up for Amazon Prime remain! Join Patch and Vivian to talk about Wife Fight 2: With a Vengeance, having a full-sized tiger for a pet, and Codename: S.T.E.A.M. for some reason!

On this episode we discuss

S5E8 Shot in the Dark

and

S6E9 An Ill Wind

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47. Look Upon My Runtime and Despair

Wed, 25 Jan 2023 02:57:50 GMT

In our longest episode ever (for reals this time) Nobody and Vivian are here to talk entirely too much about Assassin's Creed, and the relative merits of different editions of Dungeons and Dragons. Oh! and The Owl House is back! Things are getting real now, as we learn a little bit more about The Collector's origins-and their habit of setting atmospheres on fire! The Owl kids are totally underpowered, how will they deal with the puppetification of everone they care about?

On this episode we discuss

The Owl House

S3E2 For the Future

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46. Crime Chat

Thu, 05 Jan 2023 01:07:08 GMT

Folks, we're done in space-it's time to head back to Etheria! Micah, Frosta and Swift Wind prove to be entirely incompetent at this whole "rebelling" thing, as Horde Prime starts Assuming Direct Control of all Etherians! Mermista and Sea Hawk viciously hunt down and kidnap all of their exes! Nobody just kind of admits to (probably) every crime they've ever committed with almost no prompting whatsoever! That's right folks, we're in a weirder place than normal this week, and that means crime stories!

On this episode we discuss

S5E6 Taking Control

and

S5E7 The Perils of Peekablue

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Get Gloopsticked (Holiday Special 2022)

Tue, 27 Dec 2022 03:10:30 GMT

Happy Holidays, Weirdos! In a break from our normal programming, Vivian and Nobody are headed to the North Pole, AND some totally different shows! We each blind-picked a cartoon holiday special to discuss, and went into this episode without knowing anything about what the other was doing! Come join us to learn about Elf Hibernation Cycles, destroying the value of collectors objects by trying to preserve them, and trusting kids you objectively should not trust! Plus, a Frank Sinatra rip-off!

We know many of the winter holidays are over as this airs, but we hope you've enjoyed them safely, and have a great new year!

On this episode we discuss

Raggedy Ann and Andy in: The Great Santa Claus Caper

and

Hey Arnold! S1E11 Arnold's Christmas

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45. Spaceship Refractory Period

Tue, 20 Dec 2022 04:53:55 GMT

Space. The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Darla, her short-term mission: try desperately not to get blown up. Join the Best Friend Squad's space adventure...as they immediately run out of Dilithium Crystals and need to refuel. Join Vivian and Patch to talk about Space Weirdos, terrible awful no-good very bad rescue plans, and finding out that the Butch was in you all along! Also Entrapta definitely has sex with a spaceship, it's very jarring against the tone of the rest of the show.

On this episode we discuss

S5E4 Stranded

and

S5E5 Save the Cat

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44. Ribbed for the Planet’s Pleasure

Wed, 07 Dec 2022 06:08:25 GMT

We're going to spaaaaaace! Season five really kicks off as Catra has the faintest hint of a redemption arc, Dark Glimmer just kind of fizzles out immediately, and Entrapta learns how to have friends! Spoilers-it means literally almost dying for them before they recognize you as one of their own. Vivian and Nobody mostly just giggle about Horde Prime's giant metal space dicks. Plus, social media drama!

On this episode we discuss

S5E2 Launch

and

S5E3 Corridors

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43. Wicked Chost

Thu, 24 Nov 2022 03:00:39 GMT

It's a new day on Etheria! The Superweapon is heating up, the planet is transferring itself into realspace, the Planet Destruction System is engaged...what could go wrong? Come join Vivian and Patch to talk about finally realizing you screwed up, getting kidnapped by queer-coded Palpatine, and forgetting the difference between Power and Protection! Plus, Social Media Talk 2: Electric Birdaloo! Finally, Vivian uses the line "beating off the Horde" in this episode and I REALLY wanted to use it as the episode title but they asked me not to, so there you go.

On this episode we discuss

S4E13 Destiny part 2

and

S5E1 Horde Prime

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42. Entrapta’s Insect Diet

Thu, 17 Nov 2022 02:10:00 GMT

It's Beast Island time! Adora and Bow head to metaphorical hell to rescue Entrapta, and meet an unexpected ally! Vivian and Nobody get some pre-pokemon talk in! Nobody gets to wax poetic about Eternian Wildlife! It's all here, folks!

Oh, and also Glimmer fully commits to her "use the galactic genocide laser" plan despite the advice of literally everyone around her, but that's kind of incidental next to chibbits being canon again.

On this episode we discuss

S4E11 Beast Island

and

S4E12 Destiny, Part 1

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41. Enough Pie Already!

Fri, 11 Nov 2022 01:14:28 GMT

Welcome back to Etheria! We're making pie today! It's a very special day! Join Vivian and Patch to talk about time-distortion disorder, caches of ancient magical power, and robbing the queen! Also, what to do when your robot girlfriend comes back from conversion therapy!

CONTENT WARNING Starting at approximately 1 hour 23 minutes there is a brief discussion of "bug" taxonomy, focusing on spiders and scorpions. This discussion ends at 1 hour 25 minutes.

On this episode we discuss

S4E9 Hero

and

S4E10 Fractures

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40. Kirby Mode

Mon, 31 Oct 2022 14:26:02 GMT

In our actual, factual, longest episode ever, it's time to head back to the Boiling Isles! Vivian and Patch are joined by Jules and Aurora to talk about adventures in the human realm! It's a little chaotic to get four weirdos on on show, but that doesn't mean it's not a good time! Join us to talk about Fake Star Trek, Worm Power, and learning not to keep secrets (again)! Plus, Disney's first nonbinary character who is also a human!

CONTENT WARNING There is brief discussion of suicidal ideation in this episode, beginning at 51:30 and continuing until 52:30. It's only barely touched on, but very much there.

On this episode we discuss

The Owl House S3E1

Thanks to Them

Jules can be found on twitter @DarkRegentJules, and on the Moonstone System's podcasts, Half Ranma Therapy, Lupin Lottery, and the Disk-Course!

Aurora can be found on twitter @CaseyCosmos, and her cat is also on twitter @Caseys_Catmos!

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Cs Get Degrees feat. Quest Friends!

Tue, 18 Oct 2022 04:16:30 GMT

Welcome back to the Boiling Isles! In a very special crossover episode, Kyle from Quest Friends returns to guide Vivian and Patch through a brand new type of adventure! That's right, this one's an Actual Play episode! Meet Verity and Bannock, the weirdos of Hexside, and get ready to see a brand new side of the Boiling Isles!

This episode is run using the Under the Neighborhood system, by Kyle Decker, which can be purchased at the Quest Friends shop on itch.io!

https://questfriends.itch.io/neighborhood

Kyle is also the gm of the Quest Friends podcast, an actual play podcast where the land of the dead is only a plane ride away!

http://questfriendspodcast.com/welcome

We're unbelievably grateful to have had this chance, and we really hope you enjoy the ride!

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39. Princess, Mermaid, Soldier, Spy

Fri, 14 Oct 2022 01:59:34 GMT

In our longest-delayed episode ever, join Vivian and Nobody for an emergency meeting as we discuss: who's the imposter? Not for very long though, because it's like, SUPER obvious. They also talk about siding with your bestie's abusive mom, how to speak seagull, and BOY'S NIGHT!!! it is...a boys night, that is a thing that happens.

As with every Shadow Weaver episode, there is some discussion of manipulative parenting, and trying to turn your child's friends against them. Please be advised, this lasts for the entire discussion of the first episode.

On this episode we discuss

S4E7 Mer-Mysteries

and

S4E8 Boy's Night

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38. Rogelio’s Coming Out Party

Wed, 05 Oct 2022 02:33:05 GMT

In our longest She-Ra episode ever, it's time for things to get even gayer! Light Hope is on the fritz, and maybe willing to answer some questions for once! Rogelio tells Kyle that he wants to make out as they face imminent death! Scorpia realizes that sometimes protecting your friends means protecting them FROM your friends! On top of that, Vivian and Patch talk about tagging Seattle, an update in the ongoing Community Center Saga, and who was that guy from Mass Effect? Whatshisname?

On this episode we discuss

S4E5 Protocol

and

S4E6 Princess Scorpia

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37. Wife Fight

Wed, 28 Sep 2022 18:28:19 GMT

It's a new day in Etheria, and that can only mean one thing-new gays! Flutterina joins the squad, as Glimmer starts her heel turn and Double Trouble gets up to who even knows what. It's a wild ride! Join Vivian and Nobody to talk about new robots, kidnapping an entire village in under ten minutes, and inventing EMPs on magic world! Also, RIP Bow! Again!

On this episode we discuss

S4E3 Flutterina

and

S4E4 Pulse

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36. It’s All Masturbation

Wed, 21 Sep 2022 19:36:31 GMT

Welcome back to the Crimson Wastes! It's coronation week here on Us Weirdos, so join Vivian and Patch to talk about people making your hardships all about themselves! They'll also chat about nonbinary lizards, putting your phone on silent, and wanting to make out with yourself! Plus, the Guardian of Bright Moon and their less than ideal commute to get to work!

On this episode we discuss

S4E1 The Coronation

and

S4E2 The Valley of the Lost

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35. This One’s Not Horny, Y’all

Tue, 13 Sep 2022 22:37:43 GMT

Welcome to a perfect world! Join Vivian and Nobody as they wake up in a world where everything is perfect and the royalty is gone! Also, they watch She-ra. Join us to talk about incredible k/d ratios, meeting someone and instantly hating them, and choosing annihilation over your own happiness!

On this episode we discuss

S3E5 Remember

and

S3E6 The Portal

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34. Captain Cunnilingus

Wed, 07 Sep 2022 23:58:50 GMT

Everyone is lesbians, when you're in the desert! Join Vivian and Patch to talk about the best friend squad's desert vacation, where they'll meet an even BIGGER lesbian than Adora-I mean literally, she's like nine feet tall. We also talk about becoming queen of the desert, actually doing math before you run your experiments, and blowing up the planet just to get a win!

CONTENT WARNING: there is discussion of electrolysis procedures and surgery recovery in the first fifteen minutes of this episode.

On this episode we discuss

S3E3 Once Upon a Time in the Waste

and

S3E4 Moment of Truth

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33. Boobs Talk 2: Electric Boobaloo

Wed, 31 Aug 2022 18:01:43 GMT

Welcome to a whole new (kind of) season! Join Vivian and Nobody to talk about the massive events that have happened in Vivian's life recently! Oh, and She-ra is there too. Today we're discussing crushing on lesbians who are three feet taller than you, overcoming your evil mom's mind games, and also aliens? Probably?

CONTENT WARNING: There's a lot of surgery talk in this episode. That mostly consists of discussing recovery time, but there's a fair bit of needle and anesthetic talk as well. This is focused in the first twelve minutes of the episode.

On this episode we discuss

S3E1 The Price of Power

and

S3E2 Huntara

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32. Boobs Talk

Wed, 24 Aug 2022 15:00:15 GMT

Hello, and welcome to the wonderful world of flashbacks! In this episode, we're going to talk about two trans people whose parents handled their situations very differently! Somehow Bow has become the most trans person on the show? Join Vivian and Patch/Nobody to talk about Hordak: bad boss, lunch tattoos, and tiddies!

CONTENT WARNING: Emotional abuse. The first of these episodes is largely about Shadow Weaver manipulating Catra into getting her out of jail, which means she's playing every card an abusive mother ever has. This largely consists of emotional manipulation and lying. Discussion of that episode concludes at the 1 hour and twenty minute mark.

On this episode we discuss

S2E6 Light Spinner

and

S2E7 Reunions

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31. C-ra and the Pushup Bra of Power

Wed, 17 Aug 2022 14:08:40 GMT

Welcome to Boob Talk! This week, we're talking all about our tiddies. And also I guess She-ra. It's D&D night in Etheria, so all of our jokes finally become too meta to live! Join Vivian and Nobody to talk about making your tech accessible to your scorpion generals, The Death of Bow, and drunk teenagers (again)! Plus, you can tell this is a fantasy show, because six different people want to be the gm!

On this episode we discuss

S2E4 Roll With It

and

S2E5 White Out

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30. Catra Wins the Brattiest Bottom Award

Tue, 09 Aug 2022 03:03:06 GMT

Welcome back to Dryl! Today we're discovering that your dead friends are still alive and now they're shilling cryptocurrency! Can your cryptobro friend be brought back from the edge? Does she care that she's 30 and hangs out with a bunch of teenagers? Plus, what's with all these dang ghosts? Join Vivian and Nobody for an episode that dares to ask: why is Bow the one they made into fantasy Joe Biden?

On this episode we discuss

S2E2 Ties that Bind

and

S2E3 The Signal

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29. Horse Chairs

Tue, 26 Jul 2022 14:00:00 GMT

It's time for a big ol' fight and a huge heaping helping of gay! Patch and Vivian are joined by special guest Kyle, from the Quest Friends podcast (@Quest_Friends on twitter) to talk about the laws of royal succession, Gay Waves, and kids just being absolutely the most. Adventure!

On this episode we discuss

S1E13 The Battle of Bright Moon

and

S2E1 The Frozen Forest

Kyle can be found on the Quest Friends podcast, an actual play using a custom system about a world where the afterlife is only a plane ride away! His game, Under the Neighborhood, can be found at https://questfriends.itch.io/neighborhood

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28. I’d Like to Talk to Your Administrator

Mon, 18 Jul 2022 21:23:26 GMT

In an episode rife with weird energy, Vivian and Nobody talk about Adora wanting to talk to the manager! Catra tries to pretend she's not gay, Adora finally realizes she had it easy compared to her furred sibling, and Entrapta discovers how to make a Geostorm! Join us to talk about sudden sentience, speaking truth to power, and bisexual lighting!

CONTENT WARNING This episode contains heavy usage of abusive parenting as a way to force people apart.

On this episode we discuss

S1E11 Promise

and

S1E12 Light Hope

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27. Brought to You by the Letter P

Mon, 11 Jul 2022 23:24:05 GMT

Time for a daring rescue! In this week's episode, join Vivian and Nobody to talk about bad plans, secret He-Man, and Sea Hulk! Adventure! Also, an Ocean's Eleven But Gay!

CONTENT WARNING

This episode deals heavily with the implied loss of a friend, and survivor's guilt.

On this episode we discuss

S1E9 No Princess Left Behind

and

S1E10 The Beacon

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26. PProm is Not an Ally

Mon, 04 Jul 2022 15:04:53 GMT

In our longest She-Ra episode ever, join Vivian and Nobody to talk about abusive parents, the fear that your friends don't love you, and also gay prom! We don't have a type, I don't know what you're talking about. Also, it's the beach episode!

There were significant audio problems with the recording of this episode, resulting in a tinny sound, as if we were being projected from an old speaker. We apologize for the inconvenience.

CONTENT WARNING

In this episode there is discussion of manipulative parents attempting to turn their child's friends against her.

On this episode we discuss

S1E7 In the Shadows of Mystacor

and

S1E8 Princess Prom

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25. Butt Stuff

Tue, 28 Jun 2022 21:22:22 GMT

Welcome...to ADVENTURE!!! We're meeting two new princesses today, so join Vivian and Patch to talk about teleporting boats, not knowing what a boat is, and drunk teenagers! If you're lucky, maybe we'll set the podcast on fire!

On this episode we discuss

S1E5 The Sea Gate

and

S1E6 System Failure

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24. Everyone on this Planet is Trans

Tue, 21 Jun 2022 00:54:42 GMT

In our second episode about She-ra, we're going full plant-themed! Join Vivian and Nobody to talk about characters remembering the original show, a kingdom with no actual buildings, and bad life advice!

On this episode we discuss

S1E3 Razz

and

S1E4 Flowers for She-ra

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23. On Board With the Horde

Tue, 14 Jun 2022 19:58:57 GMT

For the Honor of Greyskull, welcome to Etheria! Vivian and Patch embark on an all-new magical adventure as they begin their coverage of She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018). Join us to talk about gay people, magical girls, and bad parents! It's totally a different show, honest!

Patch recently did a series of guest episodes on the Alphabet Flight podcast, an alphabetical exploration of the Marvel Universe! Check them out @alphabetflight on twitter, or wherever podcasts are purveyed!

On this episode we discuss

S1E1 The Sword Part 1

and

S1E2 The Sword Part 2

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22. It’s Not Illegal to Free a God-Child

Mon, 06 Jun 2022 23:46:09 GMT

This is it, folks! Our final episode talking about The Owl House before the Great Hiatus starts! Join Vivian and Nobody to talk about making terrible decisions, whether it's possible to commit a crime against an evil goo-man, and doing what you can to help out! Come cry with us!

On this episode we discuss

S2E21 King's Tide

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21. The Genesis of CollecTibbles

Thu, 02 Jun 2022 15:54:07 GMT

In our latest episode ever, Patch and Chloe are here to talk about something that's kind of a big deal! It's the Big Gay Smooch episode! We talk about divorcing your wife (who is also your business partner), getting relationship advice from an eight year old, and Big Gay Smooches!

Due to undefined technical issues, Patch's audio sounds very strange until the 26 minute mark. It's perfectly audible, but sounds a bit like thon's underwater. If this is uncomfortable, it may be better to skip ahead.

In this episode we discuss

S2E20 Clouds on the Horizon

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20. A Joke About Asses

Mon, 23 May 2022 16:09:45 GMT

It's time to get existential, y'all! Chloe and Nobody welcome Holly (@Chumpersonable on twitter) to talk about animated butts, not having plans, being upset that your kids are caught up in a war, and trying to reconnect with a parent who died before you met them! It's heavy stuff! But that's okay, because this is also the Steve episode, he'll save us!

On this episode we cover

S2E19 O Titan, Where Art Thou?

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Holly can be found on the Lupin Lottery, The Disk-Course, and Half Ranma Therapy podcasts!

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19. Gus Undertale

Wed, 18 May 2022 14:38:34 GMT

Chloe and Patch are back, to talk about panic attacks, and running away from home! Oh, and also an episode of the Owl House. Join us to talk about what happens in a place where everything seems possible, and nothing is as it seems... and also just truly awful leadership skills.

In this episode we cover

S2E18 Labyrinth Runners

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18. Ungodly Sock Monster

Tue, 10 May 2022 21:47:32 GMT

Starting in this episode, we're only covering one ep of the Owl House per week, so we can keep pace with the show. We're contemporary! Just because we're talking about less episodes doesn't make this one any less of a doozy! Join Chloe and Nobody to talk about distracting yourself from your problems, boiled Abominations, and the stankiest island you can imagine!

CONTENT WARNING: In this episode there is minor discussion of facial trauma and tooth damage, running from about 57:45 to 58:45

In this episode we cover

S2E17 Edge of the World

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17. All Weirdos Welcome (Except the Collector)

Tue, 03 May 2022 18:11:37 GMT

In an episode that is, shocking, not our longest episode ever, join Patch and Chloe to talk about high school, queer awakenings, and lying to your nephew! We're getting close to the end, y'all, and it is WILD.

In this episode we cover

S2E15 Them's the Breaks, Kid

and

S2E16 Hollow Mind

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16. Vivian is Always Right

Sun, 24 Apr 2022 19:06:00 GMT

In our longest episode yet, Vivian and Patch are here to talk about SPORTS. Woo! Go Local Sports Team! If you're not a sports fan, though, they'll also talk about doing a treason (again), Hooty playing DDR, and our discovery that Dana is spying on us! Not to mention just a whole boatload of trauma.

Content Warning: The second episode we talk about this week is heavily focused on themes of parental death, and disapproval.

In this episode we discuss

S2E13 Any Sport in a Storm

and

S2E14 Reaching Out

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15. Boogie Down to History Town

Tue, 19 Apr 2022 14:45:32 GMT

It's time travel time! Join Nobody and Chloe to talk about stable paradoxes, family reunions, and doing a sick kickflip! We're in season 2B now, and the hits aren't going to stop!

In this episode, we cover

S2E11 Follies at the Coven Day Parade

and

S2E12 Elsewhere and Elsewhen

Nobody recently did a series of guest appearances on @AlphabetFlight, an alphabetical exploration of the Marvel Universe. Check it out, they have a great conversation with Art about how the Hulk emotionally destroys the Abomination! It's good times!

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14. Amity Air Juggles Hunter

Wed, 13 Apr 2022 06:02:31 GMT

In our longest episode ever, we're here to talk about Awesome Girlfriends, your Long Lost Twin, and emotionally manipulative parenting! Again! Join Chloe and Patch for a rollicking, very gay, adventure.

In this episode we cover

S2E9 Eclipse Lake

and

S2E10 Yesterday's Lie

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13. Quote Unquote Mandolin

Mon, 04 Apr 2022 23:09:37 GMT

Welcome to the Pain and Gay episode! Nobody can't remember what musical instruments look like, Chloe gets to talk about owl-themed children's novels, and of course everyone gets to Dress Up and Travel Together!

In this episode we cover

S2E7 Eda's Requiem

and

S2E8 Knock, Knock, Knockin' on Hooty's Door

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12. Cracking Open a Boy With the Gold One

Mon, 28 Mar 2022 15:58:06 GMT

In our longest episode yet (for the seventh time), Chloe and Nobody talk about legendary artifacts, learning to believe in yourself, and problems with libraries. Yes, it's another book episode! And also Gus has a mid-life crisis at age twelve.

CONTENT WARNING

In this episode there is frank and open discussion about both of our mental health, our reactions to the medications that are meant to help, and whether they actually do. This topic starts at 14 minutes 20 seconds, and continues until about 26 minutes.

In this episode, we cover

S2E5 Through the Looking Glass Ruins

and

S2E6 Hunting Palismen

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11. MLM (The Bad Kind)

Mon, 21 Mar 2022 22:59:23 GMT

Patch and Chloe welcome champion question-asker Casey (@CaseyCosmos on twitter) to the show, to talk about finding your family, and then how to get away from them again. Join us for an episode featuring goo monsters, questionable mystics, and creepy duplicates!

As a programming note, Us Weirdos Have to Stick Together supports the LGBTQ Disney staff's walkout and boycotts, and asks that listeners do so as well, by cancelling Disney+ subscriptions and not paying money to people who would use it against us.

CONTENT WARNING
This episode heavily features discussions of neglectful parenting, and alternate medicine, as well as the loss of a parent to a fringe ideology. This discussion starts around 51 minutes, and continue through the end of the show.

In this episode we cover

S2E3 Echoes of the Past

and

S2E4 Keeping Up A-fear-ances

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10. Pirate Phase

Mon, 14 Mar 2022 19:15:21 GMT

In what is technically our longest episode (by about 30 seconds), Chloe and Nobody are here to talk about crimes on the high seas, mysterious new antagonists, and truly toxic family relationships!

CONTENT WARNING

This episodes contains discussion of spiders and spider-related injuries from 49 minutes 15 seconds until 50 minutes 45 seconds.

The second episode we cover is also centered around a parent emotionally abusing their child, which begins at 1 hour 15 minutes

In this episode we cover

S2E1 Separate Tides

and

S2E1 Escaping Expulsion

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9. Steampunk Meat Man

Tue, 08 Mar 2022 01:48:42 GMT

In our longest episode yet (yes, again) join Chloe, Nobody, and Mike (@MikeLovesRabbit on Twitter) to talk about black market curses, witch's duels, and comically evil governments! It's not too real, we promise!

CONTENT WARNING

Discussion of needles runs from 19 minutes 15 seconds to about 20 minutes and 40 seconds

Discussion of the Amphibia season 2 finale runs from 1 hour 19 minutes, until 1 hour, 21 minutes and 30 seconds

In this episode, we discuss:

S1E18 Agony of a Witch

and

S1E19 Young Blood, Old Souls

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Mike can be found on the Eidolon Playtest and Teenagers With Attitude podcasts!

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8. Grom is an Ally

Mon, 28 Feb 2022 21:45:18 GMT

In our longest episode yet, Chloe and Patch talk about the Big Gay Episodes! We're going to prom, we're gonna do a dance-fight, and then we'll play poorly designed magical sports. Tons of fun for everyone!

CONTENT WARNING

Discussion of needles runs from 5 minutes until 10 minutes 30 seconds

Discussion of mental health and our greatest fears runs from 39 minutes 30 seconds until 41 minutes.

In this episode we cover

S1E16 Enchanting Grom Fright

and

S1E17 Wing it Like Witches

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7. Yeet the Luz

Mon, 21 Feb 2022 16:33:36 GMT

In an episode filled to the brim with people being bad friends, Chloe and Nobody talk about Brain Problems, finally learning your lesson, and giving teenagers the power to destroy each other's minds!

In this episode we discuss

S1E14 Really Small Problems

and

S1E15 Understanding Willow

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6. Miss Viney’s Griffin Nurse

Mon, 14 Feb 2022 22:12:41 GMT

The Boiling Isles are just incredibly weird, as we'll learn tonight when we talk a little bit more about the geography of the place. Join Chloe and Patch to discuss ineffective teaching techniques, permanent detention, and schools named after body parts!

In this episode we cover

S1E12 Adventures in the Elements

and

S1 E13 The First Day

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5. Enter the Bad Boy

Tue, 08 Feb 2022 01:07:33 GMT

In our longest episode ever (again) Patch and Chloe talk about...well mostly about Star Wars, to be honest. They also discuss aging gracefully, unfair expectations put upon creative workers, and miniature tigers!

In this episode we cover

S1E10 Escape of the Palisman

and

S1E11 Sense and Insensitivity

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4. OC Dorks

Mon, 31 Jan 2022 16:52:56 GMT

In our longest episode yet, Chloe and Nobody talk about...well, Pokémon mostly. But they also talk about negative portrayals of librarians, uninspiring body swaps, and lying to your friends!

On this episode we cover

S1E7 Lost in Language

S1E8 Once Upon a Swap

S1E9 Something Ventured, Someone Framed

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3. Grand Theft Hooty

Tue, 25 Jan 2022 01:43:37 GMT

Join Chloe and Nobody as they discuss choosing a career at age 14, cheating in a big fight, and lying to your teacher!

On this episode, we cover

S1E5 Covention

and

S1E6 Hooty's Moving Hassle

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2. Magic School Stuff (Derogatory)

Mon, 17 Jan 2022 14:41:26 GMT

Chloe and Patch discuss making your teachers angry, waking up in the worst mood, and abominations that should never see the light of day.

In this episode we talk about

S1E3 I Was a Teenage Abomination

and

S1E4 The Intruder

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1. Cubone Lookin’ Skull Puppy

Mon, 10 Jan 2022 05:10:32 GMT

Welcome to the Boiling Isles! In our (kind of) first episode Chloe and Nobody talk about the first two episodes of The Owl House, and taking the show on the road after just one episode!

In this episode we cover

S1E1 A Lying Witch and a Warden

S1E2 Witches Before Wizards

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0. Pilot

Tue, 14 Dec 2021 04:36:27 GMT

Chloe and Nobody introduce themselves and a little about what they're going to be discussing on this most queer of shows. Get to meet the enbies, and learn how they learned about witches!

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