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I wonder why we're talking into these microphones? I can't wait for my waffle party.

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...ous other sniper on the other side. Fall in love with Miles Teller and Anya Taylor-Joy as they play two hapless romantics that with something in common: the only thing more deadly than their good looks, is their great aim.

This movie sucked.

It's terrible.

My fellow podcasters are wrong.

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We had a good old time. I feel like I had a lot more spit in my mouth than usual? But maybe that's just me being overly aware of myself. I do that from time to time, you know? Like even now I'm wondering if this 4th wall breaking podcast summary/description is funny.

Nah probably not.

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I'll be honest I don't think many folks read these. I know I sure don't. So let's be real - scary movies are scary. I went full wuss mode and watched this movie on something the size of a postage stamp held at arms length, and you know how long my arms are?

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Game link

this episode contains a custom game of Connections - play along here!

Listen for:

• Derek gets stuck in a loop
• Kate says she liked a Marvel movie
• Aaron has existential angst
• The word "Gyrocopter"

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Hot Rod is a beloved movie for one of the three of us. Come listen in for 2 people to have one opinion, and for me to justify loving a wildly stupid movie.

Listen in for:

• Aaron talks inside baseball (metaphorically)
• Derek's under-the-radar smugness about saying nothing funny happens after the first 45 minutes of Hot Rod.
• Kate and Derek both having to apologize to their spouse about having spent money on this movie

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Listen for:

• Kate still not making me use the censor button
• Aaron feeling uncomfortable calling a hot woman hot on mic
• Derek learning that plastic bags are dangerous, even without duct tape

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In celebration of the upcoming/definitely already out right now technically Inside Out 2, we watched the original Inside Out on Disney+.

Listen in for:

• A bunch of stuff you won't hear where Kate kept using filters to put things on her face that looked not like what they were supposed to
• Derek change his mind repeatedly about how good the movie is.

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Did you see that?

That movie that came out like 10 days ago?

Cause it seems like nobody did.... but we did. And we recorded a while back, it's coming out now. A bit late. If you're upset about that, I'd say don't get mad, alright?

Listen For

• Listener mail!
• Derek's hot (wrong) takes about Furiosa
• More big eye talk

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Frankly it makes our release schedule line up better with movies that are coming out soon anyway.

Listen for excuses like:

• I was on travel.
• I briefly forgot how to speak.
• Derek was frozen in ice.
• Kate left to attend clown college.
• The sun exploded.
• Derek and Aaron high fived so loud it blew out their ear drums.
• Kate got stuck in an escape room.
• Godzilla attacked.
• Derek made a joke so saucy his computer had to go to the shop.
• Mark Wahlberg heard us trying to do Bostonian accents and beat us all up.
• Aaron accidentally watched The Other Guys instead.
• I got a sunburn.
• I got Saltburned.

Or whatever.

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It's an action/comedy/romance/Ryan Gosling movie - what's the worst you could say about it? Come listen to me scrape the bottom of the barrel on my bad opinions.

Listen for:

• Aaron goes to the bathroom
• Kate goes from excited to disappointed
• Shirtless talk

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We watched the A24 "Civil War" - and let me tell you it's a romp. Just a good old time. Aaron wasn't a huge wuss about it at all.

Even if you've not watched this movie, give the episode a listen. It's better than the last one. That movie was bad. This one is not.

Listen for:

• Video game adaptation talks
• Derek keeps up with the Kardashians
• 3 different Team America: World Police references
• The definition of the term "Money Shot"

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We watched Dream Scenario for some reason so you don't have to! Listen to this episode that was both 3 days late AND half the length of our usual episodes!

LISTEN FOR:

• Derek & Kate propping up Aaron
• Aaron yelling, a lot

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ROADHOUSE

Listen carefully for:

• There always after Brenden's lucky charms
• Derek gets cancelled
• ROADHOUSE
• John Cena singing

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...and listen to three friends talk about the epic new release Dune: Part 2! Two of the three of them are feeling the effects of the spice. Their prescience weighs on their soul Visions of a brilliant but terrifying future dancing in their minds. Their hearts pounding in their chests like the thumpers atop those... those giant piles of sand. The. Uh... gosh the big sand mountains, or maybe more like hills or whatever - but made of sand. There's a word for that.

Listen carefully for:

• Derek says BEEP
• Have you ever seen podcast Kate and Kate Middleton in the same room at the same time?
• Aaron being unprepared and exhausted!

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The 3rd critic was Kate.

Listen out for:

• Aaron trying to say a joke from the movie but just laughing instead (x3)
• Kate not trying to rain on the guys' parade
• A geometric interpretation of the Pythagorean Theorem
• Harkonnen language.

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This movie has more twists than one of those churro bags you get from Taco Bell. Its twists are bigger than those on screen in the upcoming sequel to Twister. It's got more rug pulls than dude who works the stock room at Nebraska Furniture Mart. It's got more left turns than the Indy 500. It's got more surprises than the Cracker Jack factory. It's got more...

Yeah you get it.

Honestly Argylle is not good. But the podcast was fun. I hope it's fun to listen to.

Listen for:

• Kate's Mic deciding it wants to be just the best listener.
• No fewer than 5 beeped curses
• Aaron saying "hmmm" an annoying amount of times
• Kate's admission of guilt.

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Anyway about Self Reliance - if you didn't happen to see it, should you run to the TV nearest you and give it a watch? Maybe listen to the episode first.

We also talk about movies from 1988 & 1994 to complete this random episode about nonsense.

Listen out for:

• A punny sponsorship message
• Derek actively avoids complimenting one of Kate's desert island movies
• Podcast Cat Jeff subtly purring in your ear
• Aaron, Derek, and Kate all simultaneously break out into song. Song 2, by Blur.

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Right.

I am Jack's foreshadowing.

Listen for:

• Really subtle fixed by the editor, you won't even tell.
• A quiet podcast dog appearance
• More uses of the censor bleep than ever before!
• Kate bringing much-needed perspective to this dude-fest of a movie
• Incantations of magic spells - do not listen while holding particularly magical objects we will not be responsible for any errant witchcraft or wizardry

Oh. We got a new logo.

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What to listen for this episode:

• Kate's new Mic!
• Aaron's one joke that got no reaction™️
• Derek whispers his gmail password

Fun fact: nobody reads podcast summaries so this is going to get unhinged pretty quickly.

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