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			<title>What Is the Difference Between a Three Legged Alligator and a Mermaid?</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Dimeback Dave cares about the gators</itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>A Brain Squirrel?</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Diane Jane is the ultimate nepo baby</itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>Will You Help Me Be Manipulated?</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Tawny Talbot loves cats!</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode>
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			<title>Did You See His Hips? Did You Hear His Writing?</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Robert Miller a.k.a. Sara Beth MaTharker writes books</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[This week, the Boys and Bev meet one of America's foremost Y.A. fantasy romance authors! Featuring Daniel Dames.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>All Turtles are Ninjas, but Not All Ninjas are Turtles</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Nathaniel Tootsuite is a magic man</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Traven Sanfranciscoway is on a cycle of revenge</itunes:subtitle>
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			<title><![CDATA[We Hope There's Peace in the Midwest]]></title>
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			<title>What Do Dead People Sound Like on the Phone?</title>
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			<title>Does He Look Like You or Does He Have More Interesting Features?</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Jonathan Six-Flags is just trying to do his job</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[The best thing to take your mind off of your wanted status is a fun day at America's favorite budget theme park experience! Featuring Drew Turner.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[It's Just Their Tongues, They Don't Need Them]]></title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Cassidy Skydancer just wants to escape from it all</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[This week the Boys and Bev pilot their balloon right into Cassidy Skaydancer's lavish family bunker and friendship! Featuring Lila Mensing<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Step #1 of Any Princess Is Don't Read the Comments]]></title>
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			<title>To Drive Nascar You Have to be A Little Bit Crazy</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Willis "the Compactor" Wagner has a beautiful junkyard]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<title><![CDATA[Mennonites, Anemones, Cinnamon, We're Getting Rid of It All!]]></title>
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			<title>WQNL Presents: Deliberations! </title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>The fate of our heroes hangs in the balance!</itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>WQNL Presents: The Parole Hearings</title>
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			<title><![CDATA[Bop-Gaba-Gool-a Song Stuff, Let's Go Us]]></title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Randall, Chud, and Goshua a very talented young men</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[On today's "Inside Colonel" the boys and Bev discuss the finer points of regional cuisineand are joined by the hit boy band, "All Your Boy-ces!" Featuring Ed Morgan, Tom Rittenhouse, and Reuben Medina<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>Hundreds and Hundreds and Hundreds of False Death Claims</title>
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			<itunes:episode>21</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[On today's "Inside Colonel" the boys and Bev discuss friendship bracelets, I.V.'s special power, and make a new friend who just might change their lives forever. Featuring Nick Sparkman.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>Another Great Ringtone!</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Nigel's family is just the sweetest]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>20</itunes:episode>
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			<title><![CDATA[I'm Ready to Diagnose]]></title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Sizzy Rhetically owns a catering business</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode>
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			<title><![CDATA[You're Correct, You are Wrong]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[You're a Good Substitute for a Cookie]]></title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Joy cooks the meals</itunes:subtitle>
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			<title><![CDATA[It's Fine, You'll Find Out When You Die]]></title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Morbo and IV go way back</itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>Can I Give You 14 Shrimp for However Much Flour That Is Worth to You?</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Grabby has a plan to get out of here</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[On today's "Inside Colonel" the boys and Bev are joined by one of the most successful thieves in the world, and I.V. faces a moral dilemma. Featuring Cole Nowacki.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>I Should Wake Up</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>An old friend stops by to check on the gang</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode>
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			<title><![CDATA[1, 2, 3, 4, That's How Many She Is]]></title>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Bartholomew "Cookie" Price is recruiting]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode>
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			<title>It Might Have to Deal with Treasure or Bones</title>
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			<title><![CDATA[When We're Rolling, That's When You Talk]]></title>
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			<title>Is Nacho Cheese Chalupas Meth?</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>IV has a family reunion</itunes:subtitle>
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			<title><![CDATA[Sometimes You Don't Need All Your Toes Anymore]]></title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Deputy Sheriffson got himself into a bit of a pickle</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[On today's "Inside Colonel" The boys and Bev talk arts and crafts! Plus, everyone's favorite crime fighter, Deputy Sheriffson stops by to ask for a little help from the only people qualified to give it. Featuring Karen Cassady.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>Next to It, Under It, On it, Wherever You Want to Be</title>
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			<title>Gangrious Fungamoungous</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[The Blowfish has an offer that's almost too good to be true]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[On today's Inside Colonel: Boomer gets a new nickname, Bev ponders a new business opportunity, and IV gets one step closer to his greatest hero. Featuring Colin Arrowood.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[That's Nice, I definitely Had a Mom as Well]]></title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Holden Gideon is a real boy</itunes:subtitle>
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			<title><![CDATA[He May Not Be the Best Looking, But He's a Hell of a Lover]]></title>
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			<title>Everybody Stop, Everybody Sit, This Is Very Important!</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>The trial of the century!</itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>God Must Favor This Robot Soul: LIVE!</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[The stars came out for the first ever Welcome to Colonel live show! Featuring Sonia Sayani, Will Wright, Lenise Lyons, Colin Arrowood, and Aaron Goldenberg.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[It's Time for a Good, Old-Fashioned, Government Sanctioned Exorcism]]></title>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Gary Indiana's representative has some things to say]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>370,000,000,000 Followers, Okay?</title>
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			<itunes:episode>26</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[This week, WQNL presents, a touching tribute to the life and death of former District 2 city council person, Ivy "Woody" Hecker. Featuring Will Wright and Lenise Lyons.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week, WQNL presents, a touching tribute to the life and death of former District 2 city council person, Ivy "Woody" Hecker. Featuring Will Wright and Lenise Lyons.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[We Would Not Have Been Talking About This If You Hadn't Come In Here]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[We Would Not Have Been Talking About This If You Hadn't Come In Here]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jan 2024 12:00:04 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Pastor Shep's cars were vandalized!]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>25</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[Vivia Anne got a new gig, and the council inally gets some news about former city council member Ivy "Woody" Hecker. Plus, Pastor Shep needs some help some local deviant teens.. Featuring Daniel Dames.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Vivia Anne got a new gig, and the council inally gets some news about former city council member Ivy "Woody" Hecker. Plus, Pastor Shep needs some help some local deviant teens.. Featuring Daniel Dames.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Look, That Horse is About to Die!</title>
			<itunes:title>Look, That Horse is About to Die!</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jan 2024 12:00:58 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Jessia Culpepper is a match maker!</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>24</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[Boomer and Vivia Anne are back from the pool conference and it's all anyone can talk about! Plus, Jessica Culpepper stops by to make a love connection. Featuring Sylvan Tomlin.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Boomer and Vivia Anne are back from the pool conference and it's all anyone can talk about! Plus, Jessica Culpepper stops by to make a love connection. Featuring Sylvan Tomlin.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[You Can't Trust People at the Grocery Store]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[You Can't Trust People at the Grocery Store]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 31 Dec 2023 12:00:33 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Chip Bryce wants to lend a hand</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>23</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[Bev is almost ready for her big speech at the Gumball Rally, IV made a new friend, but he might not be what he seems, and Boomer's rapping skills finally comes in handy. Plus, Chip Bryce stops by to offer his assistance as a body guard. Featuring Reed Pendergrass.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Bev is almost ready for her big speech at the Gumball Rally, IV made a new friend, but he might not be what he seems, and Boomer's rapping skills finally comes in handy. Plus, Chip Bryce stops by to offer his assistance as a body guard. Featuring Reed Pendergrass.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Jerry Godman, Star Baby</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 24 Dec 2023 12:00:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Barbara Crawford has some big ideas for the holiday play</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>22</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[The council exchange holiday gifts and talk about the true reasons for the season, and Barbara Crawford stops by to pitch some fantastic ideas to make the holiday play extra special this year! Featuring Gabriella Gordon,<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[The council exchange holiday gifts and talk about the true reasons for the season, and Barbara Crawford stops by to pitch some fantastic ideas to make the holiday play extra special this year! Featuring Gabriella Gordon,<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Harsher than a Briar Patch in the Middle of July</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 17 Dec 2023 12:00:04 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[El Capitan is Colonel's favorite morning DJ]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
			<itunes:episode>21</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[The end of the year is quickly approaching and IV has some serious issues about the budget, Bev has some fundraising ideas, and something happens to Boomer's car! Plus, everyone's favorite morning DJ, El Capitan, stops by to discuss a New Years celebration. Featuring Abel Arias.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[The end of the year is quickly approaching and IV has some serious issues about the budget, Bev has some fundraising ideas, and something happens to Boomer's car! Plus, everyone's favorite morning DJ, El Capitan, stops by to discuss a New Years celebration. Featuring Abel Arias.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>My Horses, How Will They Make?</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 10 Dec 2023 12:00:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Thatrick Harrison is a LARPer!</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
			<itunes:episode>20</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[Boomer and Vivia Anne finally work things out, Lee Dawn is on the lamb, and Bev educates everyone on the history of New England. Plus, Thatrick Harrison stops by to ask for the councils help with procuring some land for LARPing! Featuring Ben Purvis.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Boomer and Vivia Anne finally work things out, Lee Dawn is on the lamb, and Bev educates everyone on the history of New England. Plus, Thatrick Harrison stops by to ask for the councils help with procuring some land for LARPing! Featuring Ben Purvis.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[You're Very Young for Your Age]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 03 Dec 2023 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Billy and Bubba need to get to the moon!</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[Vivia Anne dropped a pin, but maybe to the wrong person, IV has his heart set on some fungi, and Billy and Bubba stop by with an ambitious plan to take on the moon! Featuring Summer Adhall and Ella Boyette.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Vivia Anne dropped a pin, but maybe to the wrong person, IV has his heart set on some fungi, and Billy and Bubba stop by with an ambitious plan to take on the moon! Featuring Summer Adhall and Ella Boyette.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[You Gotta Turn When She Thinks You're Gonna Swerve]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[You Gotta Turn When She Thinks You're Gonna Swerve]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2023 12:00:53 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Truman James has a zoning issue</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[At this week's meeting the boys and Bev meet with a local citizen who just might be able to help drag the city of Colonel into the future. Featuring Jeff Wohl.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>…and See You In Ft. Meyers!</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Pastor Turly Dunwiddle needs a couple permits</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[At this weeks city council meeting things get spooky! Plus, Pastor Turly Dunwidde stops by to obtain some permits for his Hell House! Featuring Kurt Braunohler.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[At this weeks city council meeting things get spooky! Plus, Pastor Turly Dunwidde stops by to obtain some permits for his Hell House! Featuring Kurt Braunohler.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[It's Like Wallpaper of All Types of Stuff]]></title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Agent Ginger B. Mansley is investigating!</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[The boys are back on the city council and everything will definitely go very smoothly as they re-acclimate to their roles. Plus, Agent Ginger B. Mansley stops by to ask some questions about Colonel's most ordinary citizens. Featuring Colin Arrowood.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[It's Just Lookin' Food]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[On a very special "Eye's on Colonel" the boys and Bev are joined by Mayor Dinkins who has some incredibly important news to tell them. Plus, Butch's culinary training kicks in! Featuring Phil Mann.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Step One is Fightin' Kids, What's Step Two?]]></title>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[On today's "Eye's on Colonel" the boys and Bev are joined by our friendly neighbor to the north, Martin, but what he wants is honestly baffling. Plus, Butch made Bev a super special birthday cake. Featuring Will Wright<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Mr. I'm So Cultured, Don't Even Know Where to Pee]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Mr. I'm So Cultured, Don't Even Know Where to Pee]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 01 Oct 2023 11:00:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Thaddeus Higglety-Pink is passionate about parks</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[On today's "Eyes on Colonel", the boys and Bev are joined by Thaddeus Higgelty-Pink who wants their help to create a new green space for all the people of Colonel. Plus, Butch finally has a special that IV is excited about.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[On today's "Eyes on Colonel", the boys and Bev are joined by Thaddeus Higgelty-Pink who wants their help to create a new green space for all the people of Colonel. Plus, Butch finally has a special that IV is excited about.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>It Might Not Kill You but It Will Break a Bunch of Your Bones</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Frankie the Fun-Time Frog is a living legend!</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[On today's "Eyes on Colonel", the boys and Bev are joined by local business frog and cultural icon, Frankie the Fun-Time Frog! Plus, the Meat Tower! Featuring Maged Roushdi.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>Like A Mouse In Mountain Dew</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Henrietta Salisbury needs help with the family business</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[On this weeks "Eyes on Colonel" the boys and Bev are joined by Henrietta Salisbury, local businessperson who needs a little help from Colonel's top pool man and friends. Plus, Wisconsin Fondue! Featuring Daniel Dames<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>I Was Born with My Eyes Open, Ready in the Wet Womb</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Mater and Goober want to throw their hats in the ring for a very coveted position</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[On today's "Eye's on Colonel" the boys (and Bev) are joined by local citizen Mater and his loyal friend, Goober, who has a special talent. Plus, Bev has a problem with the fish sticks. Featuring Sylvan Tomiln<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>Your Generosity is Off-putting</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 27 Aug 2023 11:00:51 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Cyril Stephens has a couple sleds</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[On today's "Eye's on Colonel" the boys meet with their old friend Cyril Stephens who needs helps finding a new home for some disused equipment. Plus, Bev almost eats a salad! Featuring Ben Purvis. <hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[On today's "Eye's on Colonel" the boys meet with their old friend Cyril Stephens who needs helps finding a new home for some disused equipment. Plus, Bev almost eats a salad! Featuring Ben Purvis. <hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>That’s the Espionage of it All</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 20 Aug 2023 11:00:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Tina and Theresa are good sisters and great friends to each other</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[Local sisters, Tina and Theresa, stop by to ask for help with some boundary issues. Plus, Bev orders the soup! <hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Local sisters, Tina and Theresa, stop by to ask for help with some boundary issues. Plus, Bev orders the soup! <hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Do You Want To Be a Half Boat Plane?</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Otis is the last of his kind</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[On today's "Eyes On Colonel": IV, Boomer, and Bev help out Colonel's oldest, most respected citizen as he deals with a profound loss at the hands of a reckless city council. Plus, Bev orders the kids meal! Featuring Allison Sallinger.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>I Have Years, Decades Even, Experience Identifying Chickens and Knowing What Gender They Are.</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Fisher Bryce just wants to expand his business</itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>Do You Even Know What You Signed Up For?</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[It's the first meeting of the new session!]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[A whole new city council?! What an exciting time to be alive! Bev, Lee Dawn, and Ivy Woody Hecker brainstorm up some new uses for the company cars, help a local child in need, and take a minute to familiarize themselves with the hottest new app out of Atlanta! Featuring Lenise Lyons and Will wright.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>WQNL Presents: Live Election Results w/ Susanne Scoopsies!</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Colonel decides!! </itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>WQNL Presents: The Colonel City Council Debates! </title>
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			<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA["Behind the Potholes w/ Stick Mahoy" will return next week at its regularly scheduled time.]]></itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>My Buddy Craig in 2G</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Adam Stone-Lungs needs help with an unwanted visitor</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[IV and Bev finally agree on something, Boomer leads everyone in prayer, and Adam Stone-Lungs asks for help with a situation at home. Featuring Malik Whitfield.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Boomer's Buddies EP 3: This Is Real and This Is Not a Work of Fiction in Any Way]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Boomer's Buddies EP 3: This Is Real and This Is Not a Work of Fiction in Any Way]]></itunes:title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Patches delivers the mail!</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[On today's Boomer Buddies, Boomer sits down with Patches the Mailman to discuss how the sausage gets made, only in this case "sausage" is mail and "made" is fraud.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[On today's Boomer Buddies, Boomer sits down with Patches the Mailman to discuss how the sausage gets made, only in this case "sausage" is mail and "made" is fraud.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Uncle Big Lou's Museum of Medical Freaks and Oddities ]]></title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Big Lou needs to get rid of some thumbs</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[IV is missing his pennies, Bev and Boomer support a local business, and Big Lou is worried about some strange goings on at the pet store. Featuring Allison Sallinger.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>What a Sad Little Boy, Please Take It Easy On Him</title>
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			<title>Your Standard, Run of the Mill, 20 Year Septic Tank Time Capsule</title>
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			<title>All Scales Go To Hells</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Ed Vance is looking to bring people together</itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>Anywhere Between 1 to 2 Times Faster</title>
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			<title>Like Looking in a Time Mirror</title>
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			<title>You Ever Think About That?</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>George stops by to promote his Etsy</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode>
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			<title><![CDATA[Boomer's Buddies EP 2: 28 Hot Topics and an Orange Julius]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Boomer's Buddies EP 2: 28 Hot Topics and an Orange Julius]]></itunes:title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Lil Sweetie lives at the mall</itunes:subtitle>
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			<itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode>
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			<title>The Cool Young People Council Club</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Johnny Rocket is just vibing</itunes:subtitle>
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			<description><![CDATA[Bev wants to use the Traine Museum, IV comes from old money, and Boomer is just trying to improve the community, with special guest Josh Quinn.<hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Beverly's Beloveds! EP. 1]]></title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Tony Tacoma is worried about the tar pit</itunes:subtitle>
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			<title><![CDATA[He's Not Crawling Out of that Vending Machine Anytime Soon]]></title>
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			<title>Human Learning 1</title>
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			<title><![CDATA[Boomer's Buddies ep. 1]]></title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Finnegan Larson owns a small business</itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>A Man and His Son and a Train</title>
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			<itunes:subtitle>Hillary Abalis is worried about the children</itunes:subtitle>
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			<title>Hit the Poem Hammer</title>
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			<title>Trash Talking the Alligators</title>
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			<title>Silent Zone for Kids</title>
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