What's Your Smile?

Episode 54: Fredo's, Traitors & the End

Thu, 16 Oct 2025 20:00:00 GMT

Shorter episode this week; we discuss how expensive Fredo's have become. Susan & Buddy the dog witness a murder. Celebrity Traitors is on the TV............................................ and a sad goodbye from us. Thank you all our listeners

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Episode 53: Dark nights, Drew's question corner & the multiverse

Thu, 09 Oct 2025 18:44:13 GMT

This week; Drew doesn't like the dark mornings and nights that are creeping in. We experience "Drew's Question Corner" for the first time. Kin Jong Un has a strong hair cut. How do you pronounce Matthew McConaughey? And Susan talks to us about mythical creatures, the multiverse & parallel Universes

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Episode 52: Biscuits, sleep patterns & what beer is best

Thu, 02 Oct 2025 19:41:02 GMT

This weeks ramblings have us talking about SAD, sleep patterns and Energy levels. Susan reminds us all of the glory days of Teletext & Ceefax and we talk beer; what's better, Carling, Tennants or Staropramen??

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Episode 51: Birthdays, Football & milking the discharge

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 20:00:00 GMT

It's our 1 year anniversary!!! Come and join us for our birthday episode, this week we talk about the busy TV schedule for the winter nights, park runs, Country 2 Country festival lineup, weird Only fans fetishes, Susan has a tooth infection and is fruity brown sauce still a thing?

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Episode 50: Stroking the beast, AI takeover & conspiracy theories

Thu, 11 Sep 2025 17:53:22 GMT

This week we have managed to fix Susan's microphone technique! We talk about what name you would give to your penis, social media and is Marks & Spencers posh? We get excited for new TV shows coming with the dark nights and talk about some conspiracy theories doing the rounds

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Episode 49: Bake off, Teachers nicknames & Careless Whisper

Thu, 04 Sep 2025 18:11:26 GMT

This weeks episode is a little chaotic and Drew is tearing his none existent hair out trying to edit it! We talk Bake Off, Billie Piper, cold plunges, Buddy the dog's local and Drew insists that Careless Whisper is the greatest song ever written...........

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Episode 48: Live music, Tesco Fiasco & smellologists

Thu, 28 Aug 2025 20:18:14 GMT

This week, Drew has been to Glasgow to see some awesome live music. Susan has had to email Tesco, in what she is calling "Tesco fiasco". We celebrate our friends wedding with music from Andy Chung and Susan wonders if Strawberries have a smell, while Drew creates a new word

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Episode 47: Stress, dogs & explosive poop

Thu, 21 Aug 2025 20:00:00 GMT

This week, Drew talks about a stressful week and the perfect metaphor for how it was going. Susan wonders about the size of the universe, we catch up with Celebrity SAS and talk about "retro" items. We also chat about cold plunges, de-aging & reading books to help your sleep

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Episode 46: Hot weather, exercise bikes & day drinking

Thu, 14 Aug 2025 20:00:00 GMT

This week, Drew rants about resealable packaging. Susan has a mishap with an exercise bike. We wonder if Dave is still a TV channel & Drew has cracked the day drinking

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Episode 45: An awesome wedding, bar etiquette & how clever is a pig?

Thu, 07 Aug 2025 20:00:00 GMT

This week we talk about our wonderful weekend at the wedding of Mr & Mrs Ford in St. Andrews. We chat about the rules of queuing at a bar and the etiquette of farting. We discuss a family members baffling understanding of world geography, ask how clever is a pig and start the 'Make Gary's Great Again' movement

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Episode 44: Dentists, McDonalds & Trump

Thu, 31 Jul 2025 20:00:00 GMT

This week we embrace 80's nostalgia including colourful McDonalds & Woolworths pick 'n' mix. We discuss Drew's fear of the dentist, Donald Trump pops over to Scotland to cheat at golf and we answer the big question from last week: just who was singing at the Besom?

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Episode 43: Routines, red carpets & turds again

Thu, 24 Jul 2025 20:00:00 GMT

This week we have a ground breaking idea to get days off work. Drew is like an old man and likes his routine which has been disrupted this week. Susan takes charge of making the brews and we ask why do people where weird stuff on the red carpet?

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Episode 42: Fudge, Films & Dolly Partons tits

Thu, 17 Jul 2025 20:00:00 GMT

Welcome back guys! This week we chat about our break away to Piperdam. We discuss Susans fudge purchase from Tik Tok Shop. We chat about chocolate and the options available. We discuss some films we've watched recently and some new ones coming out soon, before ending up discussing some of the places we visited in America, Susan channels a spirit and Dolly Partons tits

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Episode 41: Podcasts, books & poop cruise

Thu, 10 Jul 2025 19:48:38 GMT

We are back!! A week late, but we are back! This weeks hot topics include new Netflix documentary "Poop cruise" and Drew reveals his apprehension about going on a cruise. We talk about podcasts and books we are listening to and reading at the moment and we chat about spirituality and the power of positivity.

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Episode 40: Heatwaves, Thunderstorms & Gary Oldman

Thu, 26 Jun 2025 19:00:00 GMT

This weeks episode sees us chat through the recent heatwave and the weekends heavy thunderstorms. We discuss pensioner age prisoners in bunk beds, before ending up talking about Morgan Freemans silky smooth voice and listing Gary Oldman films for reasons we can't quite remember! Drew discusses the supplements he has been taking which are helping his energy levels and his mood and Susan has a rant over our old nemesis; Cyclists

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Episode 39: Chocolate Eclairs, Hay fever & Possessed animals

Thu, 19 Jun 2025 20:00:00 GMT

In this weeks episode, Susan and I enjoy some chocolate eclairs and wonder; what is your favourite cake? We discover Susan is a messy eater and Drew hates having food on his hands whilst eating. We meet someone who locked a bag of their dogs poo in the car in 25 degree heat and discuss if we could poo in a bag. Drew reminisces about Skype, Napster and Limewire, while Susan revisits her Primary School play before asking one of life deepest questions............ What fruit would you be?

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Episode 38: C bomb rants, Cling film & dodgy accents

Thu, 12 Jun 2025 20:00:00 GMT

This week has Drew on a c-bomb rant! Only fans crops up again (Susan seems a little obsessed). We give our thoughts on Love Island and "reality TV" in general. Drew hates cling film and why does Pierce Brosnan have such a bad Irish accent in Mobland???

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Episode 37: Only Fans, Hitler & Brits abroad

Thu, 05 Jun 2025 08:00:00 GMT

This weeks journey sees us discussing wether British Olympic hopeful, Kurt Adams Rozentals self funding Only Fans page is OK. We breeze through the topics of cocks and balls & weird fetish's. Somehow we move on to Hitler, before addressing Brits abroad and people sharing vapes on nights out

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Episode 36: Murder, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang & picking and squeezing

Thu, 29 May 2025 19:15:02 GMT

This weeks journey has us talking about crap TV you had to watch when at your grandparents. Drew reveals his loathing of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. We discuss serial killers and Susan shares too much information about being a picker and a squeezer

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Episode 35: Airport car parking, Dildo tow bars & vagina wallpaper

Thu, 22 May 2025 18:51:17 GMT

This week, Drew is livid at the price of airport parking, Susan thinks tow bars look like Dildo's & we discuss a wallpaper pattern that looks like vaginas. We also jump around the topics of nose waxing, hairy ears, white dog turds and cyclists, because why not.....

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Episode 34: Bumbags, sit coms & personal space

Thu, 15 May 2025 20:15:23 GMT

This weeks hot topics include creepy 90s sit-com "Goodnight Sweetheart", Susan is in a grump and annoyed at people invading her personal space. Drew confesses to wearing a bum bag and we discuss the weird VE day concert lineup

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Episode 33: Poo, the Sahara desert & Krypton Factor

Thu, 08 May 2025 20:00:00 GMT

Strap in and buckle up people, this week we seem to ping across a huge spectrum of topics! We talk poo (again), Drew's trek across the Sahara desert, we want to bring back the Krypton Factor & Challenge Anneka and Drew explains what splinting is........

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Episode 32: Shoe sizes, landing strips & You

Thu, 01 May 2025 19:00:00 GMT

This week we discuss Tom Hardy's new movie, Havoc, and season 5 of stalker thriller "You". Somehow we end up talking about manscaping and the old landing strip and Drew is perplexed by shoes sizes

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Episode 31: Back to work Blues, Shopping experiments & Ghosts

Thu, 24 Apr 2025 20:00:00 GMT

This week, we've the got the back to work blues after our holidays. We conducted a shopping experiment that sent Drew's blood pressure through the roof. Susan finally gets to taste some Dubai chocolate. We discuss what ghosts get up to in their spare time and Drew reveals his dislike of Jason Statham & Danny Dyer

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Episode 30: Edibles, Afternoon Tea & waking up sleeping kids

Thu, 17 Apr 2025 19:00:00 GMT

This weeks journey has us discussing a friend who forgot he took an edible. We go off on a tangent and revolutionise the afternoon tea and we discuss why TV/films show parents disturbing sleeping children for no reason

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Episode 29: Odd question when booking a meal, laughing at people falling over & Bee murder

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 18:27:46 GMT

This week Drew was perplexed by a question asked when booking a table for a meal. Susan is watching Sex and the City from the start (again) and we've been watching The Cleaner on BBC iPlayer. And someone murders a Bee!!

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Episode 28: Booze, cakes & TV

Thu, 03 Apr 2025 17:33:51 GMT

This week we are talking about Tunnocks Tea Cakes and Cadbury's Creme Eggs, how do you eat yours?? We chat about some alcohol and some alcohol free options. We've been watching "The Residence" on Netflix and we run into more technical difficulties, so we apologise for the abrupt ending!!

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Episode 27: Buddy the dog, technological disasters & trailer tents

Thu, 27 Mar 2025 19:45:46 GMT

Welcome back guys, this week we introduce you to our new family member, Buddy the Cocker Spaniel puppy. We talk comedy shows, trailer tents and Susan explains her new multi-million pound business idea, Glowy Shit

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Episode 26: Country 2 Country, lots & lots of food and Drew runs out of coins (again)

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 18:59:00 GMT

Yee haw!!! This week we chat about the awesome Country 2 Country 2025 music festival. We discuss some awesome food we had during our weekend away. Drew runs out of coins (again) and somehow we end up discussing the secret symbol of swingers, the upside down pineapple!!

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Episode 25: More Yodel rage!! Sleep walking stories & a TV remote control watch

Thu, 13 Mar 2025 19:55:57 GMT

This weeks hot topics include more Yodel rage from Drew, as his garden lights have still not been delivered. We read out some listeners sleep walking stories, take a walk down memory lane with the old CRT TVs (google it if you're to young to know what one is) and Drew talks about a long forgotten gadget, that was way ahead of it's time.....

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Episode 24: Rage at Yodel, sleep walking & is being pooped on by a bird really good luck?

Thu, 06 Mar 2025 19:21:24 GMT

We're back!! This week we talk about Drew's rage towards his recent (or lack of) Yodel delivery. Is being pooped on by a bird really good luck? And does anyone have any embarrassing sleep walking/talking incidents?

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Octopus or Octopi??

Thu, 27 Feb 2025 18:30:28 GMT

This week we confirm if its Octopuses or Octopi and we find some random facts about them that you may or may not care about. We stumble into a random conversation about Bruce Willis films and we give a shout out some very talented people in our local area

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Episode 22: The joys of being a woman, belting TV programmes & do people pee in the shower?

Thu, 20 Feb 2025 18:56:56 GMT

This weeks episode gives us Susan's take on the trials of being a woman. We talk about some top TV shows we've been watching and some that are coming up. And we ask "do people pee in the shower"?

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Episode 21: Bear Grylls, Polo sucking contests & someone has a massive pussy

Thu, 13 Feb 2025 19:44:27 GMT

This week 'waffle on' takes us through many subjects. We talk about the new Bear Grylls TV show "Celebrity Bear Hunt" on Netflix. Susan took part in a Polo sucking contest at work and someone has a massive pussy!!

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Episode 20: Breakfast, coffee & Trump

Thu, 06 Feb 2025 19:40:58 GMT

This week, we'll give you some knowledge about caffeine you neither want or need. We talk Premier Inn breakfast and some of the breakfast items we had in America. And Andy Chung is returning to our local pub, The Besom, for more music and Donald Trump gets a cheeky wee mention too

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Episode 19: Back pain, Suspenders & we're rubbish with social media

Thu, 30 Jan 2025 19:10:07 GMT

This week we've been to see the Rock Horror Show, we talk about Drew's bad back and beg for help from our listeners with our inability to use our social media!

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Episode 18: Bucket lists, Donald Trump & Drew still HATES running

Thu, 23 Jan 2025 20:47:46 GMT

This week we chat about Drew's hatred of running (again), bucket list items and Donald Trump is back with a bang!!

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Episode 17: Health, Dreams and Making Britain Great again

Thu, 16 Jan 2025 18:37:37 GMT

Welcome back guys, this weeks wander through randomness sees us attempt to figure out if dreams mean anything, we discuss some health benefits and Susan goes all deep and philosophical about creating the perfect world

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Episode 16: Military Fitness Challenge, New Years Resolutions & just how old is Demi Moore?

Thu, 09 Jan 2025 19:19:41 GMT

Welcome back guys, our first full episode of 2025. This week we talk about Drew's sore groin, AKA, the Military Fitness challenge. We discuss New Years resolutions and somehow we end up discussing some celebrity ages, how old do you think Demi Moore is???

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Episode 15: Happy New Year!!

Thu, 02 Jan 2025 17:39:38 GMT

Happy New Year!! Welcome to 2025!! A shorter episode this week as we've had a busy schedule. We talk New Year, movies & TV. We wish all our listeners a happy new year and all the best for 2025

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Episode 14: The one between Christmas and Hogmanay

Fri, 27 Dec 2024 19:06:34 GMT

Merry Christmas you wonderful, wonderful people and a happy new year to come! This episode is much like the time of year. We're not sure what day it is or what we've been talking about, but we do know we haven't eaten for about 10 minutes and our glasses are empty, so we're going to the kitchen

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Episode 13: Christmas Movies, Saturday night TV saved, Poinsettia watch

Thu, 19 Dec 2024 18:39:36 GMT

This week we chat Christmas movies, what makes a classic? I'm a celebrity finished but ITV listened to our cries for good Saturday night entertainment!!! We update you on our Poinsettia (exciting stuff I know) and we don't mention poo once!

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Episode 12: Unfortunate incidents, Classic Christmas songs & birthday shout outs

Thu, 12 Dec 2024 19:12:30 GMT

This week we correct last weeks (insert Donald Trump voice) "Fake News", discuss my run of unfortunate incidents, we update you on the well being of our Christmas Poinsettia (we know you are dying to hear about it!) and we chat about awesome Christmas songs. Plus we shout out a couple of birthdays!!

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Episode 11: Lack of context, serial killers & Christmas songs

Thu, 05 Dec 2024 18:53:28 GMT

We're back with hot topics such as Christmas songs, serial killers, sending your kids up chimneys & no context conversations............ of course we are!! We really do have our fingers on the pulse

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Episode 10!!! Who'd have thunk it?!

Thu, 28 Nov 2024 19:50:24 GMT

We discuss the classic Christmas chocolate selection & some obscure forgotten chocolates. We remember the excitement of the Argos book & we had a trip to see comedian Susie McCabe

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Episode 9 - More live music, over priced burgers & taking advice from a cat

Thu, 21 Nov 2024 19:49:10 GMT

This week we're talking more live music, Susan attempts to educate us to safely cross roads with a talking cat & I get annoyed at over priced fast food

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Episode 8 - Bring back Saturday Night TV, mobility scooters & it's good to talk

Thu, 14 Nov 2024 19:16:50 GMT

This week we conquered Arthur's Seat, we discuss Saturday Night TV, Susan wants a mobility scooter and don't forget to take some self care guys

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MUSIC, DIRTY SAUSAGES & SUPPORTING LOCAL BUSINESSES

Thu, 07 Nov 2024 19:22:50 GMT

This week we're bigging up our Nephew-in-law's band "Muzzle", we have a uplifting time with the wonderful Andy Chung and Susan attempts to dissect the big news story in the football world. Plus we shout out half of our home towns local businesses!!

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Peni or Penises?

Thu, 31 Oct 2024 20:16:55 GMT

In this episode Susan forgets the plural of cow and learns of the urban dictionary. We discuss how much coffee is too much coffee and are you apple or Android???

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Concerts, burping, popping the UNO cherry & too old for shots?

Thu, 24 Oct 2024 19:36:58 GMT

Welcome back guys!! This week we're talking about talking!!! Is someone talking loud at concert annoying? We're discussing the tried and tested "burp & blow" technique and I've popped my UNO cherry & Susan ended up with a hangover.

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Passport photos, tin openers & cookies

Thu, 17 Oct 2024 18:51:52 GMT

Welcome back!! This week we are discussing bad passport photos, honking your horn, disintegrating tin openers and of course we can't stay away from the topic of poo!!

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Weddings, Pink Eye & Bad Editing

Thu, 10 Oct 2024 18:23:00 GMT

Welcome back guys, in this weeks episode we will be discussing a wedding, a case of pink eye, plastic bottle tops and family game days. All with our special guest, Cooper the Dog, all washed down with some bad editing, that makes me sound like an asthmatic old man!!

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Episode 2

Thu, 03 Oct 2024 19:01:20 GMT

Baked Cheesecake?

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What's Your Smile

Fri, 27 Sep 2024 17:40:47 GMT

Welcome to "What's Your Smile?" with Drew & Susan. Episode 1 is a brief introduction to us, so come on in and meet us!

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