Why Is Your Bottom So Dirty?

36. Timothy (Brett Goldstein)

Fri, 02 Sep 2022 08:00:39 GMT

In the final episode of the series, Head Teacher Timothy joins us down the line.

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Brett Goldstein.

Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive.

Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy.

Artwork by Patrick Turpin.

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35. Clyde (Bobby Mair)

Fri, 26 Aug 2022 08:00:03 GMT

It’s another case for Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares, and there’s no way of Clyding the smell.

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Bobby Mair.

Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive.

Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy.

Artwork by Patrick Turpin.

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34. Ahir (Mark Silcox)

Fri, 19 Aug 2022 06:36:45 GMT

Comedian Ahir Shah didn’t know he had a smelly bottom. Claire Cares and Dr Benjamin Jones try to cure it.

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Mark Silcox.

Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive.

Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy.

Artwork by Patrick Turpin.

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33. Helen (Harriet Kemsley)

Fri, 12 Aug 2022 08:00:06 GMT

Where could Helen Smellen’s mother be? Dr Benjamin Jones will Google it.

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Harriet Kemsley.

Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive.

Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy.

Artwork by Patrick Turpin.

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32. Tina (Chloe Petts)

Fri, 05 Aug 2022 08:00:11 GMT

Tina Burt Reynolds is having an identity crisis in this week's smelly episode.

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Chloe Petts.

Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive.

Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy.

Artwork by Patrick Turpin.

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31. Martin (Nathan Foad)

Fri, 29 Jul 2022 03:00:01 GMT

After a 3 year break, Claire Cares and Dr Benjamin Jones are back on the airwaves cleaning up filthy bots. And stinking up the new series is Martin Pickles.

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Nathan Foad.

Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive.

Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy.

Artwork by Patrick Turpin.

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Why Is Your Bottom So Dirty? – Trailer

Mon, 25 Jul 2022 03:00:00 GMT

Claire Cares and Dr Benjamin Jones are back on the airwaves from Friday 29 July.

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30. Martyne (Katy Wix)

Mon, 28 Jan 2019 03:00:00 GMT

In what is probably the final episode, Martyne Mixture asks Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares for their help to cure her bigger fear.

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Katy Wix. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin.

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29. Susan (Jenny Bede)

Mon, 21 Jan 2019 04:00:00 GMT

Susan Spielberg (no relation) talks about her love of running (not that kind) and tells a beautiful story (about a mouse) in this fascinating case.

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Jenny Bede. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin.

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28. Ruth (Rose Johnson)

Mon, 14 Jan 2019 03:00:00 GMT

Someone call the cops! There's a potential criminal in the studio. Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares try to stop Ruth from going to jail.

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Rose Johnson. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin.

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27: Alexa (Camille Ucan)

Mon, 07 Jan 2019 03:00:00 GMT

Alexa, provide a patient for Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares – and make it a sweaty one, please. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Camille Ucan. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin.

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26: Pil Pil (Kat Bond)

Mon, 17 Dec 2018 04:00:00 GMT

It’s not just Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares dishing out advice this week, their guest, Pil Pil Jones, offers some tips, too. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Kat Bond. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin.

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25. Nigel (Tony Law)

Mon, 10 Dec 2018 03:00:00 GMT

Captain Nigel Bikebiff joins Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares in the studio today, and he's not afraid to talk about his earthy issues. Can they clean him up?

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Tony Law. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin.

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24: John (Tom Allen)

Mon, 03 Dec 2018 04:00:00 GMT

Does John Adams really need any help? It's difficult to tell. Still, Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares attempt to get to the bottom of his issues. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Tom Allen Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin.

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23: Chips (Michael Legge)

Mon, 26 Nov 2018 03:00:00 GMT

In another curious case Chips Twenty has many deeply disturbing – and potentially life-threatening – family issues. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Michael Legge. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin.

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22: Joseph (Stuart Laws)

Mon, 19 Nov 2018 03:00:00 GMT

Has a Soviet dictator risen from the dead? Of course not, you idiot, it's the unfortunately named Joseph Starling under the care of Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares.

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Stuart Laws. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin.

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21: Deirdre (Beattie Edmondson)

Mon, 12 Nov 2018 03:00:00 GMT

It's two patients for the price of one this week as Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares try to get to the bottom of a mysterious pregnancy. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Beattie Edmondson. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin.

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20: Ken (Phil Wang)

Mon, 05 Nov 2018 00:00:00 GMT

Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares are back for a new season, with new guests, a new intro and the same odour. Their first patient – robotics industry professional Ken Himomito – proves to be a spineless customer.

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Phil Wang. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin.

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19: Phillip (John Kearns)

Mon, 16 Jul 2018 02:10:00 GMT

It's the last episode of the series, and there's not one, not three but TWO doctors in the house. Dr Phillip Drygate seeks help from Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares. We'll be back with more episodes later in the year. Stay clean.

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and John Kearns. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin.

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18: Jonas (David Elms)

Mon, 09 Jul 2018 02:00:00 GMT

What a tale – or should we say 'tail' – naughty little pig Jonas has to tell in this episode. Certainly a stinky case for Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares.

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and David Elms. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin.

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17: Cyril / Tony (Julian Deane)

Mon, 02 Jul 2018 02:00:00 GMT

It's difficult to tell who this guest is: is it Cyril or Tony? The most relaxed, giddy and coffee-breaky episode yet for Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares.

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Julian Deane. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin.

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16: Carmel (Patrick Turpin)

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 02:00:00 GMT

It’s time for another episode… Not that this week’s guest would know that. Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares solve this one speedily.

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Patrick Turpin. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin.

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15: Flitwick (Lucy Pearman)

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 03:00:00 GMT

In a WIYBSD first, this week's guest is a dog. Genuinely. Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares are on hand to sniff the mutt's butt and try to solve his family issues.

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Lucy Pearman (and Bernard the dog). Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin.

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14: Jennifer (Freya Parker)

Mon, 11 Jun 2018 03:00:00 GMT

Does Jennifer Hepher have an issue with cats? Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares discover a worrying past as they try to investigate.

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Freya Parker. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin.

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13: Sara (Sara Pascoe)

Mon, 28 May 2018 03:00:00 GMT

Real life celebrity Sara Pascoe joins Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares in the studio this week, and she’s brought a whole pile of stinking issues with her. But the real question is: who’s going to eat those snacks on the stairs?

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Sara Pascoe. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin.

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12: Barry (Alistair Green)

Fri, 18 May 2018 04:00:00 GMT

A Royal Wedding special! This week's guest is Royal Family obsessive, Barry. He has a strong voice, an unhealthy hobby and a very smelly bot bot. Thankfully, Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares are on hand to clean it up.

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Alistair Green. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin.

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11: Oooooh (Evelyn Mok)

Sun, 13 May 2018 16:30:00 GMT

Is Oooooh real? Is she a character? Or is she a shape-shifter deviant? Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares attempt to get the bottom of the situation in another classic episode.

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Evelyn Mok. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin.

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10: Nancy (Gabby Best)

Sun, 06 May 2018 16:30:00 GMT

A shocking case this week, as Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares find there's a positive charge coming from their patient's rear end. This episode was recorded at Electric Avenue Studios.

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Gabby Best. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin.

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9: Philippa (Holly Burn)

Sun, 29 Apr 2018 16:30:00 GMT

Uh oh, Dr Benjamin Jones is in a jam, so Claire Cares takes on this week’s case – potential arsonist Philippa – solo.

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Holly Burn. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin.

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8: Todd (Ed Gamble)

Sun, 22 Apr 2018 16:30:00 GMT

Trainee butcher and former advertising boss Todd is this week's smelly bottom. Claire Cares has some difficulty drinking tea.

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Ed Gamble. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin.

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7: Skip (James Acaster)

Sun, 15 Apr 2018 16:30:00 GMT

Confident opinion-hater Skip Bellamy – who describes a 12-year-old as a 'battle axe' – joins Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares this week. There’s a smelly problem, but is his bottom really to blame?

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and James Acaster. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin.

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6: Boomeray (Ray Badran)

Sun, 08 Apr 2018 18:09:12 GMT

One of Australia’s biggest comedians – Boomeray – flies in especially for the podcast. Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares test his comedy credentials.

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Ray Badran. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin.

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5: Ricky (Lolly Adefope)

Sun, 01 Apr 2018 16:30:00 GMT

The ’intimidatingly beautiful’ Ricky joins Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares for this week’s episode, and Ricky simply won’t acknowledge the stench.

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Lolly Adefope. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin.

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4: Stephen (Steen Raskopoulos)

Sun, 25 Mar 2018 16:30:00 GMT

Stephen’s daddy issues and famous ex-girlfriends have caused a stink this week. Luckily, Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares are on hand to clean up his bottom.

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Steen Raskopoulos. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin.

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3: Sarah (Phoebe Walsh)

Sun, 18 Mar 2018 17:30:00 GMT

Another Sarah – no relation – brings her pong into the studio. Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares have some issues with her biscuit etiquette.

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Phoebe Walsh. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin.

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2: Jonathan (Brett Goldstein)

Sun, 11 Mar 2018 13:01:00 GMT

Jonathan of sketch group Jonathan and Johnathan is this episode’s guest, and he’s a very smelly case for Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares.

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Brett Goldstein. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin.

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1: Sarah (Celeste Dring)

Sun, 11 Mar 2018 13:00:00 GMT

The very shy Sarah Prebble (or is it Spall?) is causing a stink in this episode, so Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares attempt to get to the bottom of her issue.

Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Celeste Dring. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin.

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