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			<title>What Social Media Giveth, Social Media Taketh Away</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 67 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a Washington police officer who posted a video on Tik Tok bragging about being above the law and making up false charges against motorists, and a baby faced burglar and aspiring rapper from England, who was jailed after boasting about his crimes in raps he posted online.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Sources:</p><p>https://www.goldcoastbulletin.com.au/news/gold-coast/inside-nightclub-sin-city-usher-usain-bolt-amber-heard-craziness/news-story/ae14e0e784325d37b6612b7f61105e07</p><p>https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/weird-news/kicked-out-clubber-rescued-vent-5008251</p><p>https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/breanna-strauss-federal-way-police-tiktok-b2168082.html</p><p>https://pinacnews.com/index.php/2022/09/14/watch-washington-cop-suspended-after-posting-video-bragging-she-is-above-the-law/</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8icJ-6AzsE</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83iNW-l4PTk</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqxykMZQJ08</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F5xAH3ygy4</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm6xThHxehU</p><p>https://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/news/crime/burglar-escaped-from-police-in-handcuffs-then-used-bolt-croppers-to-free-himself-3325514</p><p>https://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/19916752.dylan-mcewan-seacroft-jailed-boasting-crimes-online/</p><p>https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/nt/not-the-sharpest-crim-in-the-dock-ng-17875a5544e05d911476273e067e5ffa</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5756713/Police-final-word-woman-trolled-Facebook-getting-away-shes-arrested.htmls</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 67 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a Washington police officer who posted a video on Tik Tok bragging about being above the law and making up false charges against motorists, and a baby faced burglar and aspiring rapper from England, who was jailed after boasting about his crimes in raps he posted online.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Sources:</p><p>https://www.goldcoastbulletin.com.au/news/gold-coast/inside-nightclub-sin-city-usher-usain-bolt-amber-heard-craziness/news-story/ae14e0e784325d37b6612b7f61105e07</p><p>https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/weird-news/kicked-out-clubber-rescued-vent-5008251</p><p>https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/breanna-strauss-federal-way-police-tiktok-b2168082.html</p><p>https://pinacnews.com/index.php/2022/09/14/watch-washington-cop-suspended-after-posting-video-bragging-she-is-above-the-law/</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8icJ-6AzsE</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83iNW-l4PTk</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqxykMZQJ08</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F5xAH3ygy4</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm6xThHxehU</p><p>https://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/news/crime/burglar-escaped-from-police-in-handcuffs-then-used-bolt-croppers-to-free-himself-3325514</p><p>https://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/19916752.dylan-mcewan-seacroft-jailed-boasting-crimes-online/</p><p>https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/nt/not-the-sharpest-crim-in-the-dock-ng-17875a5544e05d911476273e067e5ffa</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5756713/Police-final-word-woman-trolled-Facebook-getting-away-shes-arrested.htmls</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Imperfect Crime </title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 66 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a Texas couple who came up with the most truly absurd insurance fraud scheme, in order to pocket some life insurance money and prevent the husband from going to prison. This case has body snatching, a faked car accident, some epic gaslighting and the worst disguise you will ever hear of.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>https://www.oxygen.com/accident-suicide-or-murder/crime-news/molly-and-clayton-daniels-staged-car-accident-to-fake-death</p><p>“Grave Danger” episode of Forensic Files</p><p>https://www.mrt.com/news/article/Wife-says-she-selected-corpse-in-fake-death-scheme-7693019.php</p><p>https://forensicfilesnow.com/index.php/tag/clay-daniels/</p><p>https://thecinemaholic.com/where-are-fraudsters-molly-and-clayton-daniels-now/</p><p>https://nypost.com/2020/05/05/woman-arrested-after-calling-cops-to-report-fire-in-her-crotch/</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJhZbH9i6jw audio starts around 50 seconds.</p><p>http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/fiery-pussy-911-call-916372 23/9/20</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP21SD5KyoE&amp;t=2s</p><p>https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/south-fulton-county/my-bad-mom-suspect-in-burglary-chase-talks-to-channel-2-from-police-car/686385394/</p><p>https://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/sunshine-coast/police-courts/poo-time-tinder-terrors-revenge-porn-threats/news-story/7182e6894ead79f3613ad30869d9f241</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 66 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a Texas couple who came up with the most truly absurd insurance fraud scheme, in order to pocket some life insurance money and prevent the husband from going to prison. This case has body snatching, a faked car accident, some epic gaslighting and the worst disguise you will ever hear of.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>https://www.oxygen.com/accident-suicide-or-murder/crime-news/molly-and-clayton-daniels-staged-car-accident-to-fake-death</p><p>“Grave Danger” episode of Forensic Files</p><p>https://www.mrt.com/news/article/Wife-says-she-selected-corpse-in-fake-death-scheme-7693019.php</p><p>https://forensicfilesnow.com/index.php/tag/clay-daniels/</p><p>https://thecinemaholic.com/where-are-fraudsters-molly-and-clayton-daniels-now/</p><p>https://nypost.com/2020/05/05/woman-arrested-after-calling-cops-to-report-fire-in-her-crotch/</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJhZbH9i6jw audio starts around 50 seconds.</p><p>http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/fiery-pussy-911-call-916372 23/9/20</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP21SD5KyoE&amp;t=2s</p><p>https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/south-fulton-county/my-bad-mom-suspect-in-burglary-chase-talks-to-channel-2-from-police-car/686385394/</p><p>https://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/sunshine-coast/police-courts/poo-time-tinder-terrors-revenge-porn-threats/news-story/7182e6894ead79f3613ad30869d9f241</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Alabama Meth Squirrel</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 65 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an Alabama man wanted on drug and gun charges, who authorities said kept a trained attack squirrel that he fed meth to in order to keep it aggressive.</p><p>Although he did keep a squirrel as a pet, he denied feeding it drugs or training it to attack and said the squirrel was just an asshole.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Sources</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7191361/Wanted-Alabama-attack-squirrel-owner-arrested-chase.html</p><p>www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI9EdSRtCFs</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4K9yKFsW-Q</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-6kIgaqxlI</p><p>https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/alabama-man-denies-pet-methed-out-attack-squirrel-n1019386</p><p>https://www.waaytv.com/news/a-squirrel-on-meth-that-scares-the-fire-out-of-me-attack-squirrel-saga-gets/article_bdda954e-7a20-11ec-8e1a-d37f1ec39518.html</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-6kIgaqxlI</p><p>https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/06/20/police-called-it-meth-fueled-attack-squirrel-an-alabama-fugitive-says-its-his-beloved-pet/</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4K9yKFsW-Q&amp;t=5s</p><p>https://www.nbcnews.com/news/alabama-mans-trial-keeping-meth-fueled-attack-squirrel-delayed-rcna13654</p><p>https://original.newsbreak.com/@april-killian-1599867/2753904963697-where-are-they-now-alabama-meth-squirrel</p><p>https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/alabama-man-accused-feeding-meth-squirrel-arrested-n1024801</p><p>https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/messenger/south/vincenzo-martino-jailed-for-firebombing-car-at-happy-valley-over-drug-debt/news-story/c51e3f5e4aa70b7cbba6bd4813ed79b8</p><p>https://www.thesun.ie/news/2490998/irelands-dumbest-criminal-held-up-donegal-restaurant-and-then-tried-to-escape-by-jumping-through-window-but-glass-didnt-smash/</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Episode 65 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an Alabama man wanted on drug and gun charges, who authorities said kept a trained attack squirrel that he fed meth to in order to keep it aggressive.</p><p>Although he did keep a squirrel as a pet, he denied feeding it drugs or training it to attack and said the squirrel was just an asshole.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Sources</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7191361/Wanted-Alabama-attack-squirrel-owner-arrested-chase.html</p><p>www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI9EdSRtCFs</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4K9yKFsW-Q</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-6kIgaqxlI</p><p>https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/alabama-man-denies-pet-methed-out-attack-squirrel-n1019386</p><p>https://www.waaytv.com/news/a-squirrel-on-meth-that-scares-the-fire-out-of-me-attack-squirrel-saga-gets/article_bdda954e-7a20-11ec-8e1a-d37f1ec39518.html</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-6kIgaqxlI</p><p>https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/06/20/police-called-it-meth-fueled-attack-squirrel-an-alabama-fugitive-says-its-his-beloved-pet/</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4K9yKFsW-Q&amp;t=5s</p><p>https://www.nbcnews.com/news/alabama-mans-trial-keeping-meth-fueled-attack-squirrel-delayed-rcna13654</p><p>https://original.newsbreak.com/@april-killian-1599867/2753904963697-where-are-they-now-alabama-meth-squirrel</p><p>https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/alabama-man-accused-feeding-meth-squirrel-arrested-n1024801</p><p>https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/messenger/south/vincenzo-martino-jailed-for-firebombing-car-at-happy-valley-over-drug-debt/news-story/c51e3f5e4aa70b7cbba6bd4813ed79b8</p><p>https://www.thesun.ie/news/2490998/irelands-dumbest-criminal-held-up-donegal-restaurant-and-then-tried-to-escape-by-jumping-through-window-but-glass-didnt-smash/</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 64 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a German choreographer who got so outraged that a female critic gave one of his works a bad review, that he confronted her at the Hanover Opera House and smeared his dachshunds feaces on her face.</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources</p><p>https://www.pajiba.com/miscellaneous/german-ballet-director-fired-for-rubbing-dog-feces-on-face-of-critic.php</p><p>https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/feb/14/german-ballet-director-marco-goecke-offers-no-apology-over-dog-faeces-incident</p><p>https://www.dancemagazine.com/marco-goecke-attack/</p><p>https://www.nytimes.com/2023/02/16/arts/dance/goecke-dog-feces-critic.html</p><p>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marco_Goecke</p><p>https://edition.cnn.com/2023/02/14/opinions/ballet-director-feces-attack-sexism-filipovic-ctrp/index.html</p><p>https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/feb/14/german-ballet-director-marco-goecke-offers-no-apology-over-dog-faeces-incident</p><p>https://www.ndr.de/kultur/buehne/Kritikerin-Huester-nach-Attacke-durch-Goecke-War-in-Schockstarre,huester100.html</p><p>https://beta.ctvnews.ca/local/british-columbia/2023/9/13/1_6560692.amp.html</p><p>https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-66742339</p><p>https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/236875/norwegian-'dwarf'-hits-the-road-again</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2558223/10-year-old-boy-steals-parents-car-visit-grandparents-tells-police-dwarf-forgot-drivers-license.html</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Episode 64 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a German choreographer who got so outraged that a female critic gave one of his works a bad review, that he confronted her at the Hanover Opera House and smeared his dachshunds feaces on her face.</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources</p><p>https://www.pajiba.com/miscellaneous/german-ballet-director-fired-for-rubbing-dog-feces-on-face-of-critic.php</p><p>https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/feb/14/german-ballet-director-marco-goecke-offers-no-apology-over-dog-faeces-incident</p><p>https://www.dancemagazine.com/marco-goecke-attack/</p><p>https://www.nytimes.com/2023/02/16/arts/dance/goecke-dog-feces-critic.html</p><p>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marco_Goecke</p><p>https://edition.cnn.com/2023/02/14/opinions/ballet-director-feces-attack-sexism-filipovic-ctrp/index.html</p><p>https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/feb/14/german-ballet-director-marco-goecke-offers-no-apology-over-dog-faeces-incident</p><p>https://www.ndr.de/kultur/buehne/Kritikerin-Huester-nach-Attacke-durch-Goecke-War-in-Schockstarre,huester100.html</p><p>https://beta.ctvnews.ca/local/british-columbia/2023/9/13/1_6560692.amp.html</p><p>https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-66742339</p><p>https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/236875/norwegian-'dwarf'-hits-the-road-again</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2558223/10-year-old-boy-steals-parents-car-visit-grandparents-tells-police-dwarf-forgot-drivers-license.html</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Duelling 911 Calls</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 03 Sep 2023 19:00:26 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 63 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a man who called 911 to say there was a burglary in progress. Plot twist - he was the burglar and he wanted to the cops to come and protect him from the resident, who had just returned home and was also calling 911. As well as an English woman who went on the dark web and payed someone she thought was a hitman to kill her co-worker after a brief fling in a frozen food factory went sour.</h3><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p>Promo: Firebreathing Kittens</p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><p>https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/dueling-911-caller-arrested-in-washington/</p><p>https://abcnews.go.com/US/home-intruder-calls-911-homeowner-caught-showering/story?id=13084609</p><p>https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2012/08/portland_bank_robbery_suspect.html</p><p>https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2011/03/intruder_calls_police_on_homeo.html</p><p>https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2012/04/man_who_called_9-1-1_after_bre.html</p><p>https://www.eugene-or.gov/CivicAlerts.aspx?AID=3488&amp;ARC=10337</p><p>https://www.chronline.com/stories/portland-intruder-who-called-police-on-himself-arrested-for-shoplifting-in-chehalis,167375</p><p>https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/messenger/city/south-australias-10-dumbest-crimes-of-2022-revealed/news-story/739d6959b316e229b5f5853c72dd9aaa</p><p><a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-norfolk-65493985" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-norfolk-65493985</a></p><p><a href="https://coconuts.co/kl/news/malaysian-man-behaving-like-thug-physically-assaults-woman-driver-for-overtaking-his-lane-on-highway" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://coconuts.co/kl/news/malaysian-man-behaving-like-thug-physically-assaults-woman-driver-for-overtaking-his-lane-on-highway</a></p><p>https://www.ladbible.com/news/helen-hewlett-trial-20000-pounds-hire-hitman-lover-paul-belton-791829-20230126</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 63 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a man who called 911 to say there was a burglary in progress. Plot twist - he was the burglar and he wanted to the cops to come and protect him from the resident, who had just returned home and was also calling 911. As well as an English woman who went on the dark web and payed someone she thought was a hitman to kill her co-worker after a brief fling in a frozen food factory went sour.</h3><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p>Promo: Firebreathing Kittens</p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><p>https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/dueling-911-caller-arrested-in-washington/</p><p>https://abcnews.go.com/US/home-intruder-calls-911-homeowner-caught-showering/story?id=13084609</p><p>https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2012/08/portland_bank_robbery_suspect.html</p><p>https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2011/03/intruder_calls_police_on_homeo.html</p><p>https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2012/04/man_who_called_9-1-1_after_bre.html</p><p>https://www.eugene-or.gov/CivicAlerts.aspx?AID=3488&amp;ARC=10337</p><p>https://www.chronline.com/stories/portland-intruder-who-called-police-on-himself-arrested-for-shoplifting-in-chehalis,167375</p><p>https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/messenger/city/south-australias-10-dumbest-crimes-of-2022-revealed/news-story/739d6959b316e229b5f5853c72dd9aaa</p><p><a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-norfolk-65493985" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-norfolk-65493985</a></p><p><a href="https://coconuts.co/kl/news/malaysian-man-behaving-like-thug-physically-assaults-woman-driver-for-overtaking-his-lane-on-highway" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://coconuts.co/kl/news/malaysian-man-behaving-like-thug-physically-assaults-woman-driver-for-overtaking-his-lane-on-highway</a></p><p>https://www.ladbible.com/news/helen-hewlett-trial-20000-pounds-hire-hitman-lover-paul-belton-791829-20230126</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>A Sexual Offender “of High Moral Standards, Strong Values and Decency”</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 62 is about an IT worker who groped and ejaculated on women minding their own business in public in Melbourne, but don't worry - apparently he just didn't realise that was frowned upon here.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Promo: The Murder Squad by Michael Adams.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p><a href="https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/crime/sex-offenders-disgusting-public-acts-c-3411033" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/crime/sex-offenders-disgusting-public-acts-c-3411033</a></p><p><a href="https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/courts-law/serial-public-masturbator-muhammad-khan-sentenced-for-his-crimes/news-story/d93f925e51760edb3d074585502bb9c2" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/courts-law/serial-public-masturbator-muhammad-khan-sentenced-for-his-crimes/news-story/d93f925e51760edb3d074585502bb9c2</a></p><p><a href="https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-07-27/public-masturbator-avoids-jail-after-assaulting-women/100325876" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-07-27/public-masturbator-avoids-jail-after-assaulting-women/100325876</a></p><p><a href="https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/no-jail-for-man-who-sexually-assaulted-four-women-in-public-places-20210720-p58bcv.html" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/no-jail-for-man-who-sexually-assaulted-four-women-in-public-places-20210720-p58bcv.html</a></p><p><a href="https://www.heraldsun.com.au/breaking-news/more-charges-for-melbourne-man-who-allegedly-assaulted-woman-at-festivals-and-on-trams/news-story/9ceeba3c6e8f8a9847995dcd7d93a095" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.heraldsun.com.au/breaking-news/more-charges-for-melbourne-man-who-allegedly-assaulted-woman-at-festivals-and-on-trams/news-story/9ceeba3c6e8f8a9847995dcd7d93a095</a></p><p><a href="https://www.ctpost.com/news/article/Audio-Man-arrested-after-asking-police-how-much-996669.php" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.ctpost.com/news/article/Audio-Man-arrested-after-asking-police-how-much-996669.php</a></p><p><a href="https://www.ems1.com/911-misuse/articles/woman-calls-911-with-chinese-food-complaint-DB8PidufEFnHa7On/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.ems1.com/911-misuse/articles/woman-calls-911-with-chinese-food-complaint-DB8PidufEFnHa7On/</a></p><p><a href="https://www.wfmj.com/story/29852650/alliance-woman-sentenced-for-calling-restaurant-complaint-into-911" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.wfmj.com/story/29852650/alliance-woman-sentenced-for-calling-restaurant-complaint-into-911</a></p><p>https://www.wisn.com/article/man-calls-911-because-of-snoring-woman-in-his-bed/6318426#:~:text=WAUKESHA%2C%20Wis.%20%E2%80%94,%22Um%2C%20just%20a%20girl.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 62 is about an IT worker who groped and ejaculated on women minding their own business in public in Melbourne, but don't worry - apparently he just didn't realise that was frowned upon here.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Promo: The Murder Squad by Michael Adams.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p><a href="https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/crime/sex-offenders-disgusting-public-acts-c-3411033" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/crime/sex-offenders-disgusting-public-acts-c-3411033</a></p><p><a href="https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/courts-law/serial-public-masturbator-muhammad-khan-sentenced-for-his-crimes/news-story/d93f925e51760edb3d074585502bb9c2" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/courts-law/serial-public-masturbator-muhammad-khan-sentenced-for-his-crimes/news-story/d93f925e51760edb3d074585502bb9c2</a></p><p><a href="https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-07-27/public-masturbator-avoids-jail-after-assaulting-women/100325876" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-07-27/public-masturbator-avoids-jail-after-assaulting-women/100325876</a></p><p><a href="https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/no-jail-for-man-who-sexually-assaulted-four-women-in-public-places-20210720-p58bcv.html" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/no-jail-for-man-who-sexually-assaulted-four-women-in-public-places-20210720-p58bcv.html</a></p><p><a href="https://www.heraldsun.com.au/breaking-news/more-charges-for-melbourne-man-who-allegedly-assaulted-woman-at-festivals-and-on-trams/news-story/9ceeba3c6e8f8a9847995dcd7d93a095" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.heraldsun.com.au/breaking-news/more-charges-for-melbourne-man-who-allegedly-assaulted-woman-at-festivals-and-on-trams/news-story/9ceeba3c6e8f8a9847995dcd7d93a095</a></p><p><a href="https://www.ctpost.com/news/article/Audio-Man-arrested-after-asking-police-how-much-996669.php" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.ctpost.com/news/article/Audio-Man-arrested-after-asking-police-how-much-996669.php</a></p><p><a href="https://www.ems1.com/911-misuse/articles/woman-calls-911-with-chinese-food-complaint-DB8PidufEFnHa7On/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.ems1.com/911-misuse/articles/woman-calls-911-with-chinese-food-complaint-DB8PidufEFnHa7On/</a></p><p><a href="https://www.wfmj.com/story/29852650/alliance-woman-sentenced-for-calling-restaurant-complaint-into-911" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.wfmj.com/story/29852650/alliance-woman-sentenced-for-calling-restaurant-complaint-into-911</a></p><p>https://www.wisn.com/article/man-calls-911-because-of-snoring-woman-in-his-bed/6318426#:~:text=WAUKESHA%2C%20Wis.%20%E2%80%94,%22Um%2C%20just%20a%20girl.</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Robber Injures His Scrotum, Tries To Sue Shop Owner For Damages</title>
			<itunes:title>Robber Injures His Scrotum, Tries To Sue Shop Owner For Damages</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 06 Aug 2023 19:00:22 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>61</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 61 is about a burglar in Ireland who injured his scrotum while robbing a supermarket and then tried to sue the the shop owner for damages, a playa who mugged a woman and then forced her to friend him on Facebook, so he could hit on her and more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><br><p><br></p><p>https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/burglar-sues-stunned-shop-owner-after-he-injured-scrotum-in-raid/36470904.html</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5257813/Burglar-injured-genitals-sues-shopkeeper-damages.html</p><p>https://www.rte.ie/radio/radio1/clips/21296636/</p><p>https://www.joe.ie/news/convicted-burglar-attempting-sue-shopkeeper-injuring-genitals-break-612167</p><p>https://www.wishtv.com/news/crime-watch-8/barricaded-suspect-surrenders-after-2-men-shot-1-hit-with-brick-on-indys-near-southeast-side/</p><p><a href="https://drgnews.com/2023/05/17/a-drunk-driver-tried-to-switch-places-with-his-dog/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://drgnews.com/2023/05/17/a-drunk-driver-tried-to-switch-places-with-his-dog/</a></p><p>https://www.9news.com/article/news/crime/springfield-dui-arrest-dog-drivers-seat/73-40dbb4b0-38af-4b1d-91e7-3b096d918c38</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12232491/Criminal-befriends-woman-Facebook-asks-robbing-gunpoint.html</p><p>https://www.wrtv.com/news/local-news/crime/indianapolis-woman-robbed-at-gunpoint-then-asked-out-by-robber-on-social-media</p><p>https://www.newser.com/story/331628/finch-smuggling-kingpin-arrested-due-to-hair-curlers.html</p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 61 is about a burglar in Ireland who injured his scrotum while robbing a supermarket and then tried to sue the the shop owner for damages, a playa who mugged a woman and then forced her to friend him on Facebook, so he could hit on her and more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><br><p><br></p><p>https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/burglar-sues-stunned-shop-owner-after-he-injured-scrotum-in-raid/36470904.html</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5257813/Burglar-injured-genitals-sues-shopkeeper-damages.html</p><p>https://www.rte.ie/radio/radio1/clips/21296636/</p><p>https://www.joe.ie/news/convicted-burglar-attempting-sue-shopkeeper-injuring-genitals-break-612167</p><p>https://www.wishtv.com/news/crime-watch-8/barricaded-suspect-surrenders-after-2-men-shot-1-hit-with-brick-on-indys-near-southeast-side/</p><p><a href="https://drgnews.com/2023/05/17/a-drunk-driver-tried-to-switch-places-with-his-dog/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://drgnews.com/2023/05/17/a-drunk-driver-tried-to-switch-places-with-his-dog/</a></p><p>https://www.9news.com/article/news/crime/springfield-dui-arrest-dog-drivers-seat/73-40dbb4b0-38af-4b1d-91e7-3b096d918c38</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12232491/Criminal-befriends-woman-Facebook-asks-robbing-gunpoint.html</p><p>https://www.wrtv.com/news/local-news/crime/indianapolis-woman-robbed-at-gunpoint-then-asked-out-by-robber-on-social-media</p><p>https://www.newser.com/story/331628/finch-smuggling-kingpin-arrested-due-to-hair-curlers.html</p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>ADA Gets Fired For Uber Rant</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 23 Jul 2023 19:00:58 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 60 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an Assistant District Attorney from Texas who went on an epic power trip at an Uber driver. Not only did she ridicule and insult him but she also said she “knew people” and would make sure he'd never work again.</h3><h3><br></h3><h3>She accused him of kidnapping her and when she refused to leave his vehicle, he called the police. He also started recording her tantrum after she said the cops wouldn't believe him over her and she was looking forward to seeing them fuck him up. You gotta hear it to believe it!</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Sources:</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5081533/Uber-driver-taped-prosecutor-s-rant-forgives-her.html</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5086443/Ousted-Dallas-prosecutor-apologizes-Uber-rant.html</p><p>https://www.foxnews.com/us/texas-prosecutor-launches-remorseful-tour-after-losing-job-over-spat-with-uber-driver</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5078829/Uber-driver-claims-prosecutor-berated-hit-him.html</p><p>https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/was-told-strip-wasnt-even-10985377</p><p>https://www.newser.com/story/312669/woman-allegedly-cut-rope-holding-painters-30-stories-up.html</p><p>https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/disgusting-act-at-james-bond-star-pierce-brosnans-home/news-story/7bd9b995a211711424ef6a7fd946421b</p><p>https://www.tmz.com/2023/06/21/pierce-brosnan-malibu-home-stormed-man-poop-pee-neighbor-yard/</p><p>https://www.buzzfeed.com/cassandrats/uber-drivers-are-sharing-their-worst-passenger-stories</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 60 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an Assistant District Attorney from Texas who went on an epic power trip at an Uber driver. Not only did she ridicule and insult him but she also said she “knew people” and would make sure he'd never work again.</h3><h3><br></h3><h3>She accused him of kidnapping her and when she refused to leave his vehicle, he called the police. He also started recording her tantrum after she said the cops wouldn't believe him over her and she was looking forward to seeing them fuck him up. You gotta hear it to believe it!</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Sources:</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5081533/Uber-driver-taped-prosecutor-s-rant-forgives-her.html</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5086443/Ousted-Dallas-prosecutor-apologizes-Uber-rant.html</p><p>https://www.foxnews.com/us/texas-prosecutor-launches-remorseful-tour-after-losing-job-over-spat-with-uber-driver</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5078829/Uber-driver-claims-prosecutor-berated-hit-him.html</p><p>https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/was-told-strip-wasnt-even-10985377</p><p>https://www.newser.com/story/312669/woman-allegedly-cut-rope-holding-painters-30-stories-up.html</p><p>https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/disgusting-act-at-james-bond-star-pierce-brosnans-home/news-story/7bd9b995a211711424ef6a7fd946421b</p><p>https://www.tmz.com/2023/06/21/pierce-brosnan-malibu-home-stormed-man-poop-pee-neighbor-yard/</p><p>https://www.buzzfeed.com/cassandrats/uber-drivers-are-sharing-their-worst-passenger-stories</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Jumping Castle Arsonist</title>
			<itunes:title>The Jumping Castle Arsonist</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 09 Jul 2023 19:00:13 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 59 is about the owner of a party hire company who was so obsessed with being Melbourne's most successful jumping castle operator that he firebombed his competitors, aa dazed and confused drunk dude who broke into an Airbnb full of cops to take a nap and more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Sources:</p><br><p><br></p><p>https://www.insider.com/police-officer-drunk-dude-cops-viral-tiktok-2021-5#:~:text=A%20group%20of%20Montana%2Dbased,were%20renting%20in%20Milwaukee%2C%20Wisconsin.</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzcN0mW1I0U</p><p><a href="https://www.newser.com/story/317217/cops-man-tried-to-get-into-boston-zoos-tiger-enclosure.html" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.newser.com/story/317217/cops-man-tried-to-get-into-boston-zoos-tiger-enclosure.html</a></p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ6JoWeUQ4c</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYP2YtbnNvA</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ6JoWeUQ4c</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10941027/Melbourne-news-Jumping-castle-boss-obsessed-king-industry-plan-burn-rivals.html</p><p>https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/fixated-jumping-castle-arsonist-jailed-over-campaign-to-bounce-rivals-20230517-p5d90k.html</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7607443/James-Balcombe-accused-hiring-staff-set-fire-rival-businesses-Victoria.html</p><p>https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/desire-to-bounce-to-the-top-prompted-arson-campaign-court-told-20220622-p5avnb.html</p><p>https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/may/17/were-fed-up-with-scary-dreams-thieves-return-temple-treasures</p><p>https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/cupcake-thief-apologizes-1.6861481</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
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			<title>So Many Naked Misunderstandings</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 58 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a predatory former policeman who had way more than his fair share of naked “misunderstandings,” a Florida woman who crashed her car because she was trying to drive while...manicuring her lady garden and more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 58 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a predatory former policeman who had way more than his fair share of naked “misunderstandings,” a Florida woman who crashed her car because she was trying to drive while...manicuring her lady garden and more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>24 Hour Overnight Challenge in Target!</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 57 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a pair of YouTubers who uploaded a video of themselves apparently completing an overnight challenge in Target, a QLD woman with an impressively weird weapon collection she claimed was for protection against Yowies and more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Sources:</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glyZl05bwHI</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGgSfv8X_wQ</p><p>https://chester.crimewatchpa.com/westwhitelandpd/14787/arrests/larose-johnson-18-3503-a1icriminal-trespass-enter-structure-f3</p><p>https://www.quora.com/I-watched-a-24-hour-overnight-challenge-video-on-YouTube-Is-it-possible-I-could-be-arrested-for-doing-so</p><p>https://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/gympie/arsenal-to-repel-yowie-attack-lands-meth-addict-mum-in-court/news-story/b5d4c98f1201da4a55f72e5026c9fc64</p><p>https://7news.com.au/news/australia/what-is-a-yowie-in-search-of-australias-own-bigfoot-legend--c-5776257</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10600209/YouTube-couple-arrested-filming-hiding-inside-Target-overnight-social-media-challenge.html</p><p>https://abcnews.go.com/US/nc-man-arrested-returning-rental-vhs-tape-14/story?id=37897366</p><p>https://coconuts.co/bali/news/bali-cops-nab-alleged-culprit-behind-the-latest-viral-sex-tape/</p><p>https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/catch-you-can-fare-dodger-9699392</p><p>https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerset-news/moron-waved-penis-police-near-8041368?_ga=2.189263787.1440968623.1684021948-125908329.1680060337</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 57 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a pair of YouTubers who uploaded a video of themselves apparently completing an overnight challenge in Target, a QLD woman with an impressively weird weapon collection she claimed was for protection against Yowies and more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Sources:</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glyZl05bwHI</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGgSfv8X_wQ</p><p>https://chester.crimewatchpa.com/westwhitelandpd/14787/arrests/larose-johnson-18-3503-a1icriminal-trespass-enter-structure-f3</p><p>https://www.quora.com/I-watched-a-24-hour-overnight-challenge-video-on-YouTube-Is-it-possible-I-could-be-arrested-for-doing-so</p><p>https://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/gympie/arsenal-to-repel-yowie-attack-lands-meth-addict-mum-in-court/news-story/b5d4c98f1201da4a55f72e5026c9fc64</p><p>https://7news.com.au/news/australia/what-is-a-yowie-in-search-of-australias-own-bigfoot-legend--c-5776257</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10600209/YouTube-couple-arrested-filming-hiding-inside-Target-overnight-social-media-challenge.html</p><p>https://abcnews.go.com/US/nc-man-arrested-returning-rental-vhs-tape-14/story?id=37897366</p><p>https://coconuts.co/bali/news/bali-cops-nab-alleged-culprit-behind-the-latest-viral-sex-tape/</p><p>https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/catch-you-can-fare-dodger-9699392</p><p>https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerset-news/moron-waved-penis-police-near-8041368?_ga=2.189263787.1440968623.1684021948-125908329.1680060337</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Good, the Bad and the Ugne </title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 30 Apr 2023 19:00:42 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 56 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a former location scout for TV show “The Bill,” who tried to hire a few different people to kill his partner of 27 years. He wanted to inherit her money and property so he could afford to support his young Lithuanian sex worker mistress. And the defence he used during his trial is one of the most ludicrous things you'll ever hear in your life!</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Sources:</p><br><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4526786/Husband-told-hitman-wife-not-giving-sex.html</p><p>https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-sussex-40605305</p><p>https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/target-200000-murder-plot-stands-10801120</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10185929/Partner-Bill-producer-husband-hired-hitman-kill-visiting-jail.html</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4520456/Man-hired-hitmen-kill-wife-greedy-megalomaniac.html</p><p>https://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/bundaberg/police-courts/10-strange-bundaberg-court-cases-revealed/news-story/6c8501bc4391102c37afd0340865412a</p><p><a href="https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rick-myers-alligator-in-backpack_n_3428110" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rick-myers-alligator-in-backpack_n_3428110</a></p><p>https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/sorry-guys-thief-shoots-ceiling-robs-bar-apologizes-1.3590111</p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 56 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a former location scout for TV show “The Bill,” who tried to hire a few different people to kill his partner of 27 years. He wanted to inherit her money and property so he could afford to support his young Lithuanian sex worker mistress. And the defence he used during his trial is one of the most ludicrous things you'll ever hear in your life!</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Sources:</p><br><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4526786/Husband-told-hitman-wife-not-giving-sex.html</p><p>https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-sussex-40605305</p><p>https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/target-200000-murder-plot-stands-10801120</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10185929/Partner-Bill-producer-husband-hired-hitman-kill-visiting-jail.html</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4520456/Man-hired-hitmen-kill-wife-greedy-megalomaniac.html</p><p>https://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/bundaberg/police-courts/10-strange-bundaberg-court-cases-revealed/news-story/6c8501bc4391102c37afd0340865412a</p><p><a href="https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rick-myers-alligator-in-backpack_n_3428110" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rick-myers-alligator-in-backpack_n_3428110</a></p><p>https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/sorry-guys-thief-shoots-ceiling-robs-bar-apologizes-1.3590111</p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Florida Man Calls 911 To Have Meth Tested For Authenticity</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 55 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a Florida man who called 911 to request deputies come to his house and test the authenticity of the meth he'd just bought from a stranger, a Welsh guy who snorted cocaine off Pablo Escobar's grave on Facebook live and went on to do something even stupider and more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Sources:</p><br><p><br></p><p>http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/meth-test-deal-610843</p><p>https://www.wesh.com/article/listen-florida-man-calls-911-check-meth/39440139</p><p>https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1715123/wales-cocaine-snorted-pablo-escobars-grave-court</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11583861/British-tourist-snorted-cocaine-Pablo-Escobars-grave-bet-jailed.html</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6539829/British-tourist-filmed-snorting-cocaine-Pablo-Escobars-GRAVE-says-stunt-cost-family.html</p><p>https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1715123/wales-cocaine-snorted-pablo-escobars-grave-court</p><p>https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-annoyed-potholes-hes-filling-29586024</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11781259/Man-dressed-7ft-penis-arrested-harassing-women.html</p><p>https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/gus-cat-gets-death-threats-165845083.html#:~:text=A%20cat%20owner%20says%20his,have%20been%20serious%20threats%20made.</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL93iAt7oFI</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 55 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a Florida man who called 911 to request deputies come to his house and test the authenticity of the meth he'd just bought from a stranger, a Welsh guy who snorted cocaine off Pablo Escobar's grave on Facebook live and went on to do something even stupider and more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Sources:</p><br><p><br></p><p>http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/meth-test-deal-610843</p><p>https://www.wesh.com/article/listen-florida-man-calls-911-check-meth/39440139</p><p>https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1715123/wales-cocaine-snorted-pablo-escobars-grave-court</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11583861/British-tourist-snorted-cocaine-Pablo-Escobars-grave-bet-jailed.html</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6539829/British-tourist-filmed-snorting-cocaine-Pablo-Escobars-GRAVE-says-stunt-cost-family.html</p><p>https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1715123/wales-cocaine-snorted-pablo-escobars-grave-court</p><p>https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-annoyed-potholes-hes-filling-29586024</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11781259/Man-dressed-7ft-penis-arrested-harassing-women.html</p><p>https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/gus-cat-gets-death-threats-165845083.html#:~:text=A%20cat%20owner%20says%20his,have%20been%20serious%20threats%20made.</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL93iAt7oFI</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Momfluencer Fakes Attempted Kidnapping To Gain Attention </title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 54 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an Instagram “momfluencer” from California who tried to get more followers by falsely accusing a Latino couple of trying to kidnap her children.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Sources:</p><br><p><br></p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1035593/Is-Britains-brazen-criminal-The-man-banned-posting-videos-breaking-law-YouTube.html</p><p>https://www.the-sun.com/news/2810060/influencer-katie-sorensen-fake-kidnap-story/</p><p>https://www.pressdemocrat.com/article/news/judge-rejects-sonoma-womans-2nd-bid-to-dismiss-fake-attempted-kidnapping-c/ Feb 22, 2023</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et-AqIyos_E</p><p>https://www.autoguide.com/auto-news/2012/04/man-brags-on-facebook-about-siphoning-gas-from-police-gets-caught.html</p><p>https://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/gympie/police-courts/bizarre-gympie-region-crimes-through-the-courts-full-list/news-story/d8aebfe27a513c5af7dabf5e753fd1d9</p><p>https://www.thelocal.de/20151012/incompetent-burglar-has-to-be-rescued-by-police</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 54 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an Instagram “momfluencer” from California who tried to get more followers by falsely accusing a Latino couple of trying to kidnap her children.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Sources:</p><br><p><br></p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1035593/Is-Britains-brazen-criminal-The-man-banned-posting-videos-breaking-law-YouTube.html</p><p>https://www.the-sun.com/news/2810060/influencer-katie-sorensen-fake-kidnap-story/</p><p>https://www.pressdemocrat.com/article/news/judge-rejects-sonoma-womans-2nd-bid-to-dismiss-fake-attempted-kidnapping-c/ Feb 22, 2023</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et-AqIyos_E</p><p>https://www.autoguide.com/auto-news/2012/04/man-brags-on-facebook-about-siphoning-gas-from-police-gets-caught.html</p><p>https://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/gympie/police-courts/bizarre-gympie-region-crimes-through-the-courts-full-list/news-story/d8aebfe27a513c5af7dabf5e753fd1d9</p><p>https://www.thelocal.de/20151012/incompetent-burglar-has-to-be-rescued-by-police</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Reality TV Scumbag Jailed For Revenge Porn </title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 53 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about the revenge porn related conviction of British reality TV “bad boy” Stephen Bear. He secretly filmed his tv personality girlfriend Georgia Harding having sex with him and then uploaded it to his Only Fans in an effort to exploit her for money.</h3><h3><br></h3><h3>It devastated her and he treated it as a big joke. He dressed up like a pimp to attend court and posted Instagram stories mocking Georgia's tears and laughing about pretending to attempt suicide to get everyone's sympathy.</h3><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Sources:</p><br><p><br></p><p>https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/1664616/cbb-fixed-for-bear-to-win-celebrity-big-brother-allegedly-censored-stephen-bears-worst-behaviour-including-four-formal-warnings/</p><p>https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/reality-star-stephen-bear-found-guilty-of-secretly-filming-cctv-sex-tape/news-story/9ed9c1fbe6327e7c6179ef5f2d14b85c</p><p>https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/downfall-stephen-bear-reality-tv-29350409</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbknXhRL7O8</p><p>https://www.theashleysrealityroundup.com/2023/02/06/former-star-of-the-challenge-stephen-bear-says-hes-scared-to-leave-his-home-claims-hes-attempted-suicide-as-he-awaits-sentencing/</p><p>https://www.theashleysrealityroundup.com/2023/02/06/former-star-of-the-challenge-stephen-bear-says-hes-scared-to-leave-his-home-claims-hes-attempted-suicide-as-he-awaits-sentencing/</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2FFx3ejk5M</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@8earzy/video/7195180115494472965?lang=en</p><p>https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/mar/03/stephen-bear-jailed-21-months-sharing-sex-video-without-consent-georgia-harrison</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11835465/Inside-disgraced-Stephen-Bears-real-world-faking-millionaire-lifestyle.html</p><p>https://www.thesun.ie/news/10350558/stephen-bears-girlfriend-prison-visit/#:~:text=But%20the%20jail%20time%20hasn,through%20a%20prison%20voicemail%20app.</p><p>https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/21651820/stephen-bear-suicide-watch-prison-crying/</p><p>https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/stephen-bear-refuses-apologise-georgia-29369109</p><p>https://nypost.com/2020/02/15/cops-cuff-man-mid-stream-for-peeing-on-police-car-in-florida/</p><p>http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/pulled-up-to-the-bumper-603485</p><p>https://nypost.com/2023/01/31/italian-woman-on-india-flight-accused-of-assaulting-crew/</p><p>https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/cellphone-robbery-1.5060713</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 53 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about the revenge porn related conviction of British reality TV “bad boy” Stephen Bear. He secretly filmed his tv personality girlfriend Georgia Harding having sex with him and then uploaded it to his Only Fans in an effort to exploit her for money.</h3><h3><br></h3><h3>It devastated her and he treated it as a big joke. He dressed up like a pimp to attend court and posted Instagram stories mocking Georgia's tears and laughing about pretending to attempt suicide to get everyone's sympathy.</h3><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Sources:</p><br><p><br></p><p>https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/1664616/cbb-fixed-for-bear-to-win-celebrity-big-brother-allegedly-censored-stephen-bears-worst-behaviour-including-four-formal-warnings/</p><p>https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/reality-star-stephen-bear-found-guilty-of-secretly-filming-cctv-sex-tape/news-story/9ed9c1fbe6327e7c6179ef5f2d14b85c</p><p>https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/downfall-stephen-bear-reality-tv-29350409</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbknXhRL7O8</p><p>https://www.theashleysrealityroundup.com/2023/02/06/former-star-of-the-challenge-stephen-bear-says-hes-scared-to-leave-his-home-claims-hes-attempted-suicide-as-he-awaits-sentencing/</p><p>https://www.theashleysrealityroundup.com/2023/02/06/former-star-of-the-challenge-stephen-bear-says-hes-scared-to-leave-his-home-claims-hes-attempted-suicide-as-he-awaits-sentencing/</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2FFx3ejk5M</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@8earzy/video/7195180115494472965?lang=en</p><p>https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/mar/03/stephen-bear-jailed-21-months-sharing-sex-video-without-consent-georgia-harrison</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11835465/Inside-disgraced-Stephen-Bears-real-world-faking-millionaire-lifestyle.html</p><p>https://www.thesun.ie/news/10350558/stephen-bears-girlfriend-prison-visit/#:~:text=But%20the%20jail%20time%20hasn,through%20a%20prison%20voicemail%20app.</p><p>https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/21651820/stephen-bear-suicide-watch-prison-crying/</p><p>https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/stephen-bear-refuses-apologise-georgia-29369109</p><p>https://nypost.com/2020/02/15/cops-cuff-man-mid-stream-for-peeing-on-police-car-in-florida/</p><p>http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/pulled-up-to-the-bumper-603485</p><p>https://nypost.com/2023/01/31/italian-woman-on-india-flight-accused-of-assaulting-crew/</p><p>https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/cellphone-robbery-1.5060713</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Bridge Troll of Phillips Street</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 05 Mar 2023 18:00:23 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 52 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a Queensland woman who exacted petty revenge on anyone who dared to legally park in front of her house, a New York man who planned to kill and skin a bear and wear it's pelt to attack the mother of his child and more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Sources:</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/current-affairs/vigilante-admits-pouring-dog-faeces-on-mums-car-for-parking-outside-her-home/news-story/78fd14487b93b4a10ff49e3da9d0920f</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcgx59pCqIA</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@truerebelheartcoaching/video/7182422022788549889?lang=en&amp;q=Natalie%20Mayers%20dog%20poo&amp;t=1677631931893</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@truerebelheartcoaching/video/7182177553724034306?lang=en&amp;q=Natalie%20Mayers%20dog%20poo&amp;t=1677631931893</p><p>https://9now.nine.com.au/a-current-affair/queensland-car-vandal-court-viral-tiktok-video/1f227bad-8c81-4363-8cf1-0daae5717591</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11731247/Leisa-Wise-poured-dog-poo-cars-Toowoomba-claims-victim-shes-guilty.html</p><p><a href="https://www.ladbible.com/news/man-wins-legal-right-to-be-not-fun-at-work-after-being-fired-20221129" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.ladbible.com/news/man-wins-legal-right-to-be-not-fun-at-work-after-being-fired-20221129</a></p><p><a href="https://7news.com.au/business/workplace-matters/frenchman-wins-legal-right-to-not-be-fun-at-work-after-refusing-to-take-part-in-excessive-alcohol-culture-c-9000603" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://7news.com.au/business/workplace-matters/frenchman-wins-legal-right-to-not-be-fun-at-work-after-refusing-to-take-part-in-excessive-alcohol-culture-c-9000603</a></p><p>https://coconuts.co/manila/news/vloggers-arrested-for-prank-gone-wrong-after-pretending-to-drink-gasoline/</p><p>https://coconuts.co/hongkong/news/failed-crash-for-cash-scammer-flops-around-road-77-times-after-not-getting-hit-by-car-video/</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 52 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a Queensland woman who exacted petty revenge on anyone who dared to legally park in front of her house, a New York man who planned to kill and skin a bear and wear it's pelt to attack the mother of his child and more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Sources:</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/current-affairs/vigilante-admits-pouring-dog-faeces-on-mums-car-for-parking-outside-her-home/news-story/78fd14487b93b4a10ff49e3da9d0920f</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcgx59pCqIA</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@truerebelheartcoaching/video/7182422022788549889?lang=en&amp;q=Natalie%20Mayers%20dog%20poo&amp;t=1677631931893</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@truerebelheartcoaching/video/7182177553724034306?lang=en&amp;q=Natalie%20Mayers%20dog%20poo&amp;t=1677631931893</p><p>https://9now.nine.com.au/a-current-affair/queensland-car-vandal-court-viral-tiktok-video/1f227bad-8c81-4363-8cf1-0daae5717591</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11731247/Leisa-Wise-poured-dog-poo-cars-Toowoomba-claims-victim-shes-guilty.html</p><p><a href="https://www.ladbible.com/news/man-wins-legal-right-to-be-not-fun-at-work-after-being-fired-20221129" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.ladbible.com/news/man-wins-legal-right-to-be-not-fun-at-work-after-being-fired-20221129</a></p><p><a href="https://7news.com.au/business/workplace-matters/frenchman-wins-legal-right-to-not-be-fun-at-work-after-refusing-to-take-part-in-excessive-alcohol-culture-c-9000603" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://7news.com.au/business/workplace-matters/frenchman-wins-legal-right-to-not-be-fun-at-work-after-refusing-to-take-part-in-excessive-alcohol-culture-c-9000603</a></p><p>https://coconuts.co/manila/news/vloggers-arrested-for-prank-gone-wrong-after-pretending-to-drink-gasoline/</p><p>https://coconuts.co/hongkong/news/failed-crash-for-cash-scammer-flops-around-road-77-times-after-not-getting-hit-by-car-video/</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[INTRODUCING: Excuse Me, That's Illegal ]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[INTRODUCING: Excuse Me, That's Illegal ]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Mar 2023 05:38:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This is not an episode World's Dumbest Criminals. It's an episode of Excuse Me, That's Illegal. A hilarious podcast that takes a hard core look at some soft core crimes. Host and creator Leroy Luna has been making this show for over two years and is a pioneer in the dumb criminals podcast genre.</p><br><p>Leroy is a funny dude with a chill attitude who occasionally bursts into song and I dig all those things about him. No topic is too ridiculous, no crime is too stinky and no pun too punny for this guy. He will take you places you may not be sure you want to go but once you get there, you'll be like “Hell yeah!”</p><br><p>Leroy really gets into the nitty gritty of all the nutty cases he covers and goes into them in great detail.</p><br><p>Surprisingly we don't have much cross over in the bizarre stories we cover. So if you haven't listened to Excuse Me, That's Illegal yet, the vast majority of cases will probably be ones you haven't heard .</p><br><p>If you're a fan of dumb criminals stories, you're ripping yourself off it you're not regularly inserting our boy Leroy into your ears.</p><br><p>Please enjoy this episode of Excuse Me, That's Illegal : and then subscribe to the show!</p><br><p>https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/excuse-me-thats-illegal/id1526994548</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Banned From Every Alcohol Selling Establishment in Western Australia</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>In episode 51 of World's Dumbest Criminals you'll be hearing about a self described bogan named Kyle who was legally banned from every pub, club and alcohol selling establishment in Western Australia after a run in with a bouncer.</h3><h3><br></h3><h3>I'll be chatting with Kyle about the incident that went viral and what the aftermath has been like for him. It may well prove to be the most Aussie interview ever!</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Sources:</p><p>https://www.ladbible.com/news/bogan-slam-western-australia-statewide-ban-every-alcohol-serving-venue-20221017</p><p>https://mb.com.ph/2022/04/20/happy-birthday-allan-aklan-cops-buy-cake-for-fugitive-who-was-arrested-on-his-birthday/</p><p>https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/naughty-parrot-uses-amazon-alexa-to-shop-while-owner-is-away-1963811</p><p>https://coconuts.co/manila/news/police-arrest-most-wanted-suspect-on-his-birthday-then-surprise-him-with-birthday-cake/</p><p>https://www.pedestrian.tv/entertainment/pizza-shop-owner-machete-thief/</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>In episode 51 of World's Dumbest Criminals you'll be hearing about a self described bogan named Kyle who was legally banned from every pub, club and alcohol selling establishment in Western Australia after a run in with a bouncer.</h3><h3><br></h3><h3>I'll be chatting with Kyle about the incident that went viral and what the aftermath has been like for him. It may well prove to be the most Aussie interview ever!</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Sources:</p><p>https://www.ladbible.com/news/bogan-slam-western-australia-statewide-ban-every-alcohol-serving-venue-20221017</p><p>https://mb.com.ph/2022/04/20/happy-birthday-allan-aklan-cops-buy-cake-for-fugitive-who-was-arrested-on-his-birthday/</p><p>https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/naughty-parrot-uses-amazon-alexa-to-shop-while-owner-is-away-1963811</p><p>https://coconuts.co/manila/news/police-arrest-most-wanted-suspect-on-his-birthday-then-surprise-him-with-birthday-cake/</p><p>https://www.pedestrian.tv/entertainment/pizza-shop-owner-machete-thief/</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>A Sexual Joke</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2023 18:00:39 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>50</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 50 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an Aussie pizza shop owner and exhibitionist who got done for selling drugs after the police noticed nobody ever left his shop with pizza, a drunk British guy who condescendingly picked a fight with a Polish dude on a train because he was drinking a beer and more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Sources:</p><br><p>https://metro.co.uk/2018/04/27/self-confessed-drunk-man-tells-passenger-drinking-beer-abide-english-laws-get-7503470/ 27/04/18</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5674007/Abide-English-laws-Drunk-mans-rant-foreign-train-passenger-drinking-beer.html</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_7_bQ7rAoc</p><p>https://www.heraldsun.com.au/leader/west/goran-dom-bijeljic-doms-pizza-and-pasta-owners-sexual-offending-a-drugfuelled-joke/news-story/1f18e061ee00465605366cb2a6668ddd</p><p>https://www.heraldsun.com.au/leader/west/doms-pizza-and-pasta-restaurant-used-as-front-to-sell-drugs/news-story/250c1c8646a31f7de26454fe47939fae</p><p>https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/police-dog-accused-stealing-officers-29028922https://www.euronews.com/2021/12/15/blind-man-s-bluff-italian-police-catch-visually-impaired-fraudster-on-scooter</p><p>https://coconuts.co/hongkong/news/porsche-driving-gangster-abuses-bus-driver-gets-busted-for-drugs-after-video-goes-viral/</p><p>https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/brother-sister-who-threw-32-29061027</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 50 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an Aussie pizza shop owner and exhibitionist who got done for selling drugs after the police noticed nobody ever left his shop with pizza, a drunk British guy who condescendingly picked a fight with a Polish dude on a train because he was drinking a beer and more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Sources:</p><br><p>https://metro.co.uk/2018/04/27/self-confessed-drunk-man-tells-passenger-drinking-beer-abide-english-laws-get-7503470/ 27/04/18</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5674007/Abide-English-laws-Drunk-mans-rant-foreign-train-passenger-drinking-beer.html</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_7_bQ7rAoc</p><p>https://www.heraldsun.com.au/leader/west/goran-dom-bijeljic-doms-pizza-and-pasta-owners-sexual-offending-a-drugfuelled-joke/news-story/1f18e061ee00465605366cb2a6668ddd</p><p>https://www.heraldsun.com.au/leader/west/doms-pizza-and-pasta-restaurant-used-as-front-to-sell-drugs/news-story/250c1c8646a31f7de26454fe47939fae</p><p>https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/police-dog-accused-stealing-officers-29028922https://www.euronews.com/2021/12/15/blind-man-s-bluff-italian-police-catch-visually-impaired-fraudster-on-scooter</p><p>https://coconuts.co/hongkong/news/porsche-driving-gangster-abuses-bus-driver-gets-busted-for-drugs-after-video-goes-viral/</p><p>https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/brother-sister-who-threw-32-29061027</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Wanted Man Calls the Cops About Luke Warm Fries</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2023 18:00:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>49</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 49 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a wanted man in Atlanta who called the police after being served luke warm fries at McDonalds and ended up getting arrested for something far worse, a 65-year-old woman from QLD who exacted revenge on her ex husband after being threatened with witchcraft by his new girlfriend and more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Promo: Hot Copy Radio Theatre</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>https://www.11alive.com/article/news/crime/man-claims-he-was-driving-car-just-hours-before-it-was-found-burning-with-body-inside/85-609923406</p><p>https://www.11alive.com/article/news/crime/boyfriend-of-woman-found-in-burning-car-turns-self-in/85-7d6f652e-ebef-431d-b4ed-b1232273321c</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1r9m5kd04g</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPHRAtrYRys</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bSdesspko8&amp;t=276s</p><p>https://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/mackay/police-courts/lilia-enzler-pleads-guilty-to-assault-following-spell-threat/news-story/f460ab7ca630dc6bfec6066db69d53ff</p><p><a href="https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-12-07/mackay-lilia-enzler-court-assault-former-husband-spotlight/101744328" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-12-07/mackay-lilia-enzler-court-assault-former-husband-spotlight/101744328</a></p><p>https://www.ladbible.com/news/new-years-eve-fireworks-walrus-343053-20230102</p><p>https://www.timesnownews.com/viral/dumbest-criminal-wanted-suspect-arrested-after-walking-into-police-station-to-apply-for-job-article-94216210</p><p>https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/13-most-bizarre-crimes-ever-12918815</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 49 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a wanted man in Atlanta who called the police after being served luke warm fries at McDonalds and ended up getting arrested for something far worse, a 65-year-old woman from QLD who exacted revenge on her ex husband after being threatened with witchcraft by his new girlfriend and more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Promo: Hot Copy Radio Theatre</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>https://www.11alive.com/article/news/crime/man-claims-he-was-driving-car-just-hours-before-it-was-found-burning-with-body-inside/85-609923406</p><p>https://www.11alive.com/article/news/crime/boyfriend-of-woman-found-in-burning-car-turns-self-in/85-7d6f652e-ebef-431d-b4ed-b1232273321c</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1r9m5kd04g</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPHRAtrYRys</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bSdesspko8&amp;t=276s</p><p>https://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/mackay/police-courts/lilia-enzler-pleads-guilty-to-assault-following-spell-threat/news-story/f460ab7ca630dc6bfec6066db69d53ff</p><p><a href="https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-12-07/mackay-lilia-enzler-court-assault-former-husband-spotlight/101744328" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-12-07/mackay-lilia-enzler-court-assault-former-husband-spotlight/101744328</a></p><p>https://www.ladbible.com/news/new-years-eve-fireworks-walrus-343053-20230102</p><p>https://www.timesnownews.com/viral/dumbest-criminal-wanted-suspect-arrested-after-walking-into-police-station-to-apply-for-job-article-94216210</p><p>https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/13-most-bizarre-crimes-ever-12918815</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Nudie Run</title>
			<itunes:title>The Nudie Run</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2023 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>48</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>In episode 48 of World's Dumbest Criminals you'll be hearing a corker of a police interview with a drunk Aussie larrikin who got done for a streaking, as well as the case of a vain criminal walnut on the run in England, who didn't like his mugshot, so he sent the media better pictures of himself to use instead.</h3><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p>Promo: Eye For An Eye</p><br><p><br></p><p>https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/watch-naked-australians-brilliant-wedding-7267779</p><p>https://thelincolnite.co.uk/2019/07/man-wanted-by-police-over-criminal-damage-charges/</p><p>https://thelincolnite.co.uk/2019/07/im-above-the-law-taunts-wanted-ex-model-who-snubbed-his-police-mugshot/</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7286783/Wanted-male-model-sends-selfie-newspaper-complaining-mugshot-unflattering.html</p><p>https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-49126383</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11389727/Parrot-Chile-steals-TV-reporters-earpiece-live-air.html?ico=topics_pagination_desktop</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGdDQA0JS0Y&amp;t=162s</p><p>https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/watch-naked-australians-brilliant-wedding-7267779</p><p><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11389727/Parrot-Chile-steals-TV-reporters-earpiece-live-air.html?ico=topics_pagination_desktop" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11389727/Parrot-Chile-steals-TV-reporters-earpiece-live-air.html?ico=topics_pagination_desktop</a></p><p>https://www.frontpagedetectives.com/p/utah-woman-bribery-charges-police-arrest</p><p>https://metro.co.uk/2017/09/21/man-60-arrested-for-putting-toothpicks-in-bus-seats-to-prick-peoples-backsides-6944273/</p><p>https://www.straitstimes.com/singapore/courts-crime/landscape-technician-fined-3600-for-sticking-toothpicks-on-bus-ordered-to-pay</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>In episode 48 of World's Dumbest Criminals you'll be hearing a corker of a police interview with a drunk Aussie larrikin who got done for a streaking, as well as the case of a vain criminal walnut on the run in England, who didn't like his mugshot, so he sent the media better pictures of himself to use instead.</h3><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p>Promo: Eye For An Eye</p><br><p><br></p><p>https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/watch-naked-australians-brilliant-wedding-7267779</p><p>https://thelincolnite.co.uk/2019/07/man-wanted-by-police-over-criminal-damage-charges/</p><p>https://thelincolnite.co.uk/2019/07/im-above-the-law-taunts-wanted-ex-model-who-snubbed-his-police-mugshot/</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7286783/Wanted-male-model-sends-selfie-newspaper-complaining-mugshot-unflattering.html</p><p>https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-49126383</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11389727/Parrot-Chile-steals-TV-reporters-earpiece-live-air.html?ico=topics_pagination_desktop</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGdDQA0JS0Y&amp;t=162s</p><p>https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/watch-naked-australians-brilliant-wedding-7267779</p><p><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11389727/Parrot-Chile-steals-TV-reporters-earpiece-live-air.html?ico=topics_pagination_desktop" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11389727/Parrot-Chile-steals-TV-reporters-earpiece-live-air.html?ico=topics_pagination_desktop</a></p><p>https://www.frontpagedetectives.com/p/utah-woman-bribery-charges-police-arrest</p><p>https://metro.co.uk/2017/09/21/man-60-arrested-for-putting-toothpicks-in-bus-seats-to-prick-peoples-backsides-6944273/</p><p>https://www.straitstimes.com/singapore/courts-crime/landscape-technician-fined-3600-for-sticking-toothpicks-on-bus-ordered-to-pay</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Sad Song of an Incel </title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 47 of World's Dumbest Criminal's is about an Incel who'd been stalking a former co-worker and went to the police to complain that her father had called him and told him to leave her alone or else, two English brothers who got lucky and received suspended sentences for drug dealing but then wrecked it for themselves by posting deriding things about the judge and court on Facebook.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjXFe4GpieI</p><p>https://www.dailydot.com/debug/man-viral-stalking-video-social-media-nazis-rape-incels/</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMnMnwlhysI</p><p>https://www.thedailybeast.com/tennessee-man-jacob-yerkes-arrested-after-posting-viral-stalking-videos</p><p><a href="https://www.wate.com/news/loudon-county-news/lenoir-city-police-reveal-details-after-man-charged-with-aggravated-stalking/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.wate.com/news/loudon-county-news/lenoir-city-police-reveal-details-after-man-charged-with-aggravated-stalking/</a></p><p><a href="https://www.ladbible.com/news/echidna-trashes-aussie-hotel-room-causing-damage-worth-thousands-20220908" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.ladbible.com/news/echidna-trashes-aussie-hotel-room-causing-damage-worth-thousands-20220908</a></p><p><a href="https://www.thelocal.at/20150304/man-attempts-bank-robbery-armed-with-spoon/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.thelocal.at/20150304/man-attempts-bank-robbery-armed-with-spoon/</a></p><p><a href="https://www.herald.ng/bans-doggy-style/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.herald.ng/bans-doggy-style/</a></p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMnMnwlhysI&amp;t=202s</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 47 of World's Dumbest Criminal's is about an Incel who'd been stalking a former co-worker and went to the police to complain that her father had called him and told him to leave her alone or else, two English brothers who got lucky and received suspended sentences for drug dealing but then wrecked it for themselves by posting deriding things about the judge and court on Facebook.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjXFe4GpieI</p><p>https://www.dailydot.com/debug/man-viral-stalking-video-social-media-nazis-rape-incels/</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMnMnwlhysI</p><p>https://www.thedailybeast.com/tennessee-man-jacob-yerkes-arrested-after-posting-viral-stalking-videos</p><p><a href="https://www.wate.com/news/loudon-county-news/lenoir-city-police-reveal-details-after-man-charged-with-aggravated-stalking/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.wate.com/news/loudon-county-news/lenoir-city-police-reveal-details-after-man-charged-with-aggravated-stalking/</a></p><p><a href="https://www.ladbible.com/news/echidna-trashes-aussie-hotel-room-causing-damage-worth-thousands-20220908" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.ladbible.com/news/echidna-trashes-aussie-hotel-room-causing-damage-worth-thousands-20220908</a></p><p><a href="https://www.thelocal.at/20150304/man-attempts-bank-robbery-armed-with-spoon/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.thelocal.at/20150304/man-attempts-bank-robbery-armed-with-spoon/</a></p><p><a href="https://www.herald.ng/bans-doggy-style/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.herald.ng/bans-doggy-style/</a></p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMnMnwlhysI&amp;t=202s</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>INTRODUCING: Live, Laugh, Larceny: A True Petty Crime Podcast</title>
			<itunes:title>INTRODUCING: Live, Laugh, Larceny: A True Petty Crime Podcast</itunes:title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Hey, this is not an episode of World's Dumbest Criminals. It is however a story about dumb criminals, and I know you dig that kind of ridiculous action as much as I do - so I thought I'd share.</p><br><p>I recently made friends with Trevin and Amanda, who produce a great show called Live, Laugh, Larceny: A True Petty Crime Podcast. It's a genre-bending comedy podcast that takes a deep dive into shallow crimes.</p><br><p>Trevin and Amanda are also obsessed with dumb criminal stories, which they tell with their own creative twist.</p><br><p>They take news articles about petty criminals and turn them into short stories that play out like an atmospheric audio drama. Each story is presented over their own original music along with cheesy reenactment effects. It's like an Investigation Discovery audio documentary, but about small trivial crimes like a serial cellphone snatcher in coffee shops.</p><br><p>Each week, the two release an episode with weekly dreadful dilemmas, killer facts and two full length stories, covered with great detail, humour and imagination.</p><br><p>If you listen through all of their episodes, you may even come across some of the same cases I've covered, but they interpret them so differently it's quite fascinating to hear.</p><br><p>The story you're about to listen to is from their 86th episode: Fuelled By Trash Pizza. It's told from the perspective of a Florida Detective, so you know it's going to be a wild ride full or marina sauce and tears.</p><br><p>Please enjoy this story from Live, Laugh, Larceny: and then subscribe to their show!</p><br><p>Listen on Apple:&nbsp;https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/live-laugh-larceny/id1559664170</p><br><p>Listen on Spotify:&nbsp;https://open.spotify.com/show/07BHoPqsPlOt4z8du7aX3O</p><br><p>Follow on Instagram:&nbsp;https://www.instagram.com/livelaughlarcenypodcast/?hl=en</p><br><p>Follow on Facebook:&nbsp;https://www.facebook.com/LiveLaughLarcenyPodcast/</p><br><p>All Other Links:&nbsp;https://linktr.ee/Live.Laugh.Larceny.Podcast</p><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Hey, this is not an episode of World's Dumbest Criminals. It is however a story about dumb criminals, and I know you dig that kind of ridiculous action as much as I do - so I thought I'd share.</p><br><p>I recently made friends with Trevin and Amanda, who produce a great show called Live, Laugh, Larceny: A True Petty Crime Podcast. It's a genre-bending comedy podcast that takes a deep dive into shallow crimes.</p><br><p>Trevin and Amanda are also obsessed with dumb criminal stories, which they tell with their own creative twist.</p><br><p>They take news articles about petty criminals and turn them into short stories that play out like an atmospheric audio drama. Each story is presented over their own original music along with cheesy reenactment effects. It's like an Investigation Discovery audio documentary, but about small trivial crimes like a serial cellphone snatcher in coffee shops.</p><br><p>Each week, the two release an episode with weekly dreadful dilemmas, killer facts and two full length stories, covered with great detail, humour and imagination.</p><br><p>If you listen through all of their episodes, you may even come across some of the same cases I've covered, but they interpret them so differently it's quite fascinating to hear.</p><br><p>The story you're about to listen to is from their 86th episode: Fuelled By Trash Pizza. It's told from the perspective of a Florida Detective, so you know it's going to be a wild ride full or marina sauce and tears.</p><br><p>Please enjoy this story from Live, Laugh, Larceny: and then subscribe to their show!</p><br><p>Listen on Apple:&nbsp;https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/live-laugh-larceny/id1559664170</p><br><p>Listen on Spotify:&nbsp;https://open.spotify.com/show/07BHoPqsPlOt4z8du7aX3O</p><br><p>Follow on Instagram:&nbsp;https://www.instagram.com/livelaughlarcenypodcast/?hl=en</p><br><p>Follow on Facebook:&nbsp;https://www.facebook.com/LiveLaughLarcenyPodcast/</p><br><p>All Other Links:&nbsp;https://linktr.ee/Live.Laugh.Larceny.Podcast</p><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Lake Worth Cookie Monster</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 46 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about the many trials and few tribulations of a young woman the media nicknamed Cookie Monster. She became infamous in her teens when she and a mate robbed a 9 year old Girl Scout outside a Winn-Dixie supermarket in Lake Worth, Florida. Cookie Monster went on to commit a lot more dumb crimes and claimed any punishment she received was unfair, even though it was always laughably light.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihLBCbNIDbI</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddax7FwGI3E</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7sgM-od2GE</p><p>https://www.wflx.com/story/7897972/allege-girl-scout-thief-in-trouble-again/</p><p>https://www.wpbf.com/article/teens-unremorseful-after-stealing-from-girl-scout/1168148</p><p>https://www.corrections1.com/corrections/articles/cookie-monster-faces-judge-on-alleged-probation-violations-B2Bym94Pw0lpN7yZ/</p><p><a href="https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/cookie-monster/1860092/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/cookie-monster/1860092/</a></p><p>https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/crime/2010/12/02/cookie-monster-gets-no/7585189007/</p><p>https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/cookie-monster/1860092/</p><p>https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/crime/2009/12/16/judge-denies-bid-to-release/7488539007/</p><p>https://www.lancs.live/news/drug-peddling-brothers-locked-up-11389487</p><p>https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/brothers-who-mocked-judge-over-7380922</p><p>https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/feb/26/drug-dealing-brothers-jailed-after-mocking-judge-on-facebook</p><p>https://www.thechronicle.com.au/truecrimeaustralia/police-courts-toowoomba/nathan-james-ramsey-found-with-ice-in-his-bum-by-hospital-staff-treating-him/news-story/83e97c0ee8eed1dd7742ff822b049667</p><p><a href="https://www.deccanherald.com/national/north-and-central/uttar-pradesh-man-posts-wifes-bathing-pics-on-facebook-to-increase-followers-1141529.html" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.deccanherald.com/national/north-and-central/uttar-pradesh-man-posts-wifes-bathing-pics-on-facebook-to-increase-followers-1141529.html</a></p><p>https://www.timesnownews.com/mirror-now/crime/up-man-leaks-wifes-bathing-video-online-to-attract-more-followers-on-social-media-in-firozabad-article-93965959</p><p>https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/vain-scots-knife-killer-gets-27452792?_ga=2.108983554.1438763905.1668740094-1036775092.1656209975</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 46 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about the many trials and few tribulations of a young woman the media nicknamed Cookie Monster. She became infamous in her teens when she and a mate robbed a 9 year old Girl Scout outside a Winn-Dixie supermarket in Lake Worth, Florida. Cookie Monster went on to commit a lot more dumb crimes and claimed any punishment she received was unfair, even though it was always laughably light.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihLBCbNIDbI</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddax7FwGI3E</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7sgM-od2GE</p><p>https://www.wflx.com/story/7897972/allege-girl-scout-thief-in-trouble-again/</p><p>https://www.wpbf.com/article/teens-unremorseful-after-stealing-from-girl-scout/1168148</p><p>https://www.corrections1.com/corrections/articles/cookie-monster-faces-judge-on-alleged-probation-violations-B2Bym94Pw0lpN7yZ/</p><p><a href="https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/cookie-monster/1860092/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/cookie-monster/1860092/</a></p><p>https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/crime/2010/12/02/cookie-monster-gets-no/7585189007/</p><p>https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/cookie-monster/1860092/</p><p>https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/crime/2009/12/16/judge-denies-bid-to-release/7488539007/</p><p>https://www.lancs.live/news/drug-peddling-brothers-locked-up-11389487</p><p>https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/brothers-who-mocked-judge-over-7380922</p><p>https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/feb/26/drug-dealing-brothers-jailed-after-mocking-judge-on-facebook</p><p>https://www.thechronicle.com.au/truecrimeaustralia/police-courts-toowoomba/nathan-james-ramsey-found-with-ice-in-his-bum-by-hospital-staff-treating-him/news-story/83e97c0ee8eed1dd7742ff822b049667</p><p><a href="https://www.deccanherald.com/national/north-and-central/uttar-pradesh-man-posts-wifes-bathing-pics-on-facebook-to-increase-followers-1141529.html" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.deccanherald.com/national/north-and-central/uttar-pradesh-man-posts-wifes-bathing-pics-on-facebook-to-increase-followers-1141529.html</a></p><p>https://www.timesnownews.com/mirror-now/crime/up-man-leaks-wifes-bathing-video-online-to-attract-more-followers-on-social-media-in-firozabad-article-93965959</p><p>https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/vain-scots-knife-killer-gets-27452792?_ga=2.108983554.1438763905.1668740094-1036775092.1656209975</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>How Not to Pick Up Women, Ladder Man </title>
			<itunes:title>How Not to Pick Up Women, Ladder Man </itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2022 18:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 45 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a Hong Kong man who teaches a course on how to dominate women but preyed on the men who signed up for the course, blackmailing them into paying him more money, the legendary Aussie Ladder Man - who was arrested for stealing a ladder and went on to give one of the most ridiculous and tangential police interviewers ever recorded.</h3><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Promo: PNW Haunts &amp; Homicides</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><p>https://www.scmp.com/news/hong-kong/law-and-crime/article/3174951/devil-details-hong-kong-online-dating-coach-arrested</p><p>https://hongkonglondongold.wordpress.com/2018/01/24/%E5%91%A8%E5%BB%BA%E5%B8%8C-chau-kin-hei-%E8%A9%90%E9%A8%99%E3%80%81%E7%BA%8F%E6%93%BE%E3%80%81%E6%81%90%E5%9A%87/</p><p>https://katouotome.com/2017/05/09/ray-chau-%E5%91%A8%E5%BB%BA%E5%B8%8C/</p><p>https://coconuts.co/hongkong/news/pick-up-artist-professor-devil-arrested-for-using-unfair-trade-practices-to-sell-online-dating-classes/</p><p>https://www.thestandard.com.hk/section-news/section/11/240992/Customs-nabs-'Professor-Devil'-over-online-dating-techniques</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLrOGDAxJ2g</p><p>https://podcasts.apple.com/gh/podcast/the-snake-and-the-ladderman/id1501054880?i=1000489146081</p><p>https://www.ladbible.com/news/uk-woman-grabs-armed-robbers-testicles-after-he-breaks-into-her-home-20210809</p><p>https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/local-news/four-years-jail-for-bungling-car-892034</p><p>https://edition.cnn.com/travel/article/vatican-museum-tourist-smashes-statues/index.html</p><p>https://www.thechronicle.com.au/truecrimeaustralia/police-courts-toowoomba/nathan-james-ramsey-found-with-ice-in-his-bum-by-hospital-staff-treating-him/news-story/83e97c0ee8eed1dd7742ff822b049667</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 45 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a Hong Kong man who teaches a course on how to dominate women but preyed on the men who signed up for the course, blackmailing them into paying him more money, the legendary Aussie Ladder Man - who was arrested for stealing a ladder and went on to give one of the most ridiculous and tangential police interviewers ever recorded.</h3><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Promo: PNW Haunts &amp; Homicides</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><p>https://www.scmp.com/news/hong-kong/law-and-crime/article/3174951/devil-details-hong-kong-online-dating-coach-arrested</p><p>https://hongkonglondongold.wordpress.com/2018/01/24/%E5%91%A8%E5%BB%BA%E5%B8%8C-chau-kin-hei-%E8%A9%90%E9%A8%99%E3%80%81%E7%BA%8F%E6%93%BE%E3%80%81%E6%81%90%E5%9A%87/</p><p>https://katouotome.com/2017/05/09/ray-chau-%E5%91%A8%E5%BB%BA%E5%B8%8C/</p><p>https://coconuts.co/hongkong/news/pick-up-artist-professor-devil-arrested-for-using-unfair-trade-practices-to-sell-online-dating-classes/</p><p>https://www.thestandard.com.hk/section-news/section/11/240992/Customs-nabs-'Professor-Devil'-over-online-dating-techniques</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLrOGDAxJ2g</p><p>https://podcasts.apple.com/gh/podcast/the-snake-and-the-ladderman/id1501054880?i=1000489146081</p><p>https://www.ladbible.com/news/uk-woman-grabs-armed-robbers-testicles-after-he-breaks-into-her-home-20210809</p><p>https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/local-news/four-years-jail-for-bungling-car-892034</p><p>https://edition.cnn.com/travel/article/vatican-museum-tourist-smashes-statues/index.html</p><p>https://www.thechronicle.com.au/truecrimeaustralia/police-courts-toowoomba/nathan-james-ramsey-found-with-ice-in-his-bum-by-hospital-staff-treating-him/news-story/83e97c0ee8eed1dd7742ff822b049667</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>She Licked a Lot of People, He Ruined Our Dinner</title>
			<itunes:title>She Licked a Lot of People, He Ruined Our Dinner</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2022 18:00:23 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 44 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a Florida politician who had to resign from her position after her habit of groping and licking the faces of male colleagues was brought to light, an English mother and daughter whose lovely day at the seaside was ruined by a local man's bizarre campaign of lewd behaviour towards them and more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Promo: Ignorance Was Bliss</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><p>https://heavy.com/news/2019/02/nancy-oakley/</p><p><a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/02/07/florida-politician-allegedly-made-habit-licking-mens-faces-now-shes-resigned/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/02/07/florida-politician-allegedly-made-habit-licking-mens-faces-now-shes-resigned/</a></p><p>https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-repeatedly-whacks-penis-car-13023306</p><p>https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/drunk-whacked-penis-womens-car-14982844?_ga=2.27866175.2039425676.1665450543-1036775092.1656209975</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QCgqQdmr0M</p><p>https://www.couriermail.com.au/questnews/hendras-dan-mcconnell-chases-down-man-clad-only-in-undies-after-man-allegedly-crashes-into-his-mates-store/news-story/4784bc13bcce9481d4edb27cd2262bc1</p><p>https://www.9news.com.au/national/brisbane-man-chases-down-alleged-drunk-driver-in-underpants/7b9f1fdf-7386-48c3-8f4c-744b51b3690a</p><p>https://www.pedestrian.tv/entertainment/15-minutes-aussiest-interview-ever-daniel-mcconnell/</p><p>https://www.ladbible.com/news/man-arrested-after-allowing-his-dog-to-drive-his-car-20220907</p><p>https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/laser-beam-attack-police-helicopter-19566324</p><p>https://coconuts.co/bangkok/news/bad-blood-bangkok-women-feud-over-parking-space-with-poop-menstrual-pad/</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 44 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a Florida politician who had to resign from her position after her habit of groping and licking the faces of male colleagues was brought to light, an English mother and daughter whose lovely day at the seaside was ruined by a local man's bizarre campaign of lewd behaviour towards them and more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Promo: Ignorance Was Bliss</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><p>https://heavy.com/news/2019/02/nancy-oakley/</p><p><a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/02/07/florida-politician-allegedly-made-habit-licking-mens-faces-now-shes-resigned/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/02/07/florida-politician-allegedly-made-habit-licking-mens-faces-now-shes-resigned/</a></p><p>https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-repeatedly-whacks-penis-car-13023306</p><p>https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/drunk-whacked-penis-womens-car-14982844?_ga=2.27866175.2039425676.1665450543-1036775092.1656209975</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QCgqQdmr0M</p><p>https://www.couriermail.com.au/questnews/hendras-dan-mcconnell-chases-down-man-clad-only-in-undies-after-man-allegedly-crashes-into-his-mates-store/news-story/4784bc13bcce9481d4edb27cd2262bc1</p><p>https://www.9news.com.au/national/brisbane-man-chases-down-alleged-drunk-driver-in-underpants/7b9f1fdf-7386-48c3-8f4c-744b51b3690a</p><p>https://www.pedestrian.tv/entertainment/15-minutes-aussiest-interview-ever-daniel-mcconnell/</p><p>https://www.ladbible.com/news/man-arrested-after-allowing-his-dog-to-drive-his-car-20220907</p><p>https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/laser-beam-attack-police-helicopter-19566324</p><p>https://coconuts.co/bangkok/news/bad-blood-bangkok-women-feud-over-parking-space-with-poop-menstrual-pad/</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Too Polite To Be Guilty, An Unlikely Defence, No More Sexy Grannies</title>
			<itunes:title>Too Polite To Be Guilty, An Unlikely Defence, No More Sexy Grannies</itunes:title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 43 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an American bank robber who claimed he wasn't guilty because he asked for the money politely, an Aussie with a long criminal record who assaulted a woman, abused the police and cut the roof of his sedan to make it into a convertible apparently all because he was grieving the death of his mother in law and Gambia's plan to create laws to reduce sex-upped granny tourists.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Promo: Crome of the Arts</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/alleged-bank-robber-dominyk-antonio-alfonseca-denies-crime-because-he-n355416</p><p>https://www.cbsnews.com/news/virginia-bank-robber-who-was-polite-about-it-pleads-guilty/</p><p>https://www.wtkr.com/2016/06/06/instagram-bank-robber-scheduled-to-be-sentenced-monday</p><p>https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/05/06/video-of-robbery-on-instagram/70916846/</p><p>https://www.wtkr.com/2016/06/06/instagram-bank-robber-scheduled-to-be-sentenced-monday</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9534561/Glenelg-Adelaide-Hyundai-sedan-ROOF-cut-turn-convertible-mocked.html 12/05/21</p><p>https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/truecrimeaustralia/police-courts-sa/joshua-dean-mathews-blames-motherinlaws-death-for-turning-his-car-into-convertible-abusing-police-and-stealing-a-pram/news-story/fb344398b50265a556c3cfe38fd1788d</p><p>https://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/joshua-dean-mathews-man-who-cut-off-roof-of-standard-car-to-turn-it-into-convertible-admits-stealing-pram/news-story/e23fd9b939da9490735c6336639b485b</p><p><a href="https://soranews24.com/2022/10/06/bomb-squad-in-japan-summoned-to-take-care-of-abandoned-briefcase-full-of-adult-toys/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://soranews24.com/2022/10/06/bomb-squad-in-japan-summoned-to-take-care-of-abandoned-briefcase-full-of-adult-toys/</a></p><p>https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/national/lawyers-pants-catch-on-fire-in-courthttps://www.tampabay.com/news/florida/2021/02/16/florida-lawyer-whose-pants-caught-fire-charged-with-cocaine-possession/</p><p>https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/burglar-justin-stansfield-left-false-7293795</p><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 43 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an American bank robber who claimed he wasn't guilty because he asked for the money politely, an Aussie with a long criminal record who assaulted a woman, abused the police and cut the roof of his sedan to make it into a convertible apparently all because he was grieving the death of his mother in law and Gambia's plan to create laws to reduce sex-upped granny tourists.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Promo: Crome of the Arts</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/alleged-bank-robber-dominyk-antonio-alfonseca-denies-crime-because-he-n355416</p><p>https://www.cbsnews.com/news/virginia-bank-robber-who-was-polite-about-it-pleads-guilty/</p><p>https://www.wtkr.com/2016/06/06/instagram-bank-robber-scheduled-to-be-sentenced-monday</p><p>https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/05/06/video-of-robbery-on-instagram/70916846/</p><p>https://www.wtkr.com/2016/06/06/instagram-bank-robber-scheduled-to-be-sentenced-monday</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9534561/Glenelg-Adelaide-Hyundai-sedan-ROOF-cut-turn-convertible-mocked.html 12/05/21</p><p>https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/truecrimeaustralia/police-courts-sa/joshua-dean-mathews-blames-motherinlaws-death-for-turning-his-car-into-convertible-abusing-police-and-stealing-a-pram/news-story/fb344398b50265a556c3cfe38fd1788d</p><p>https://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/joshua-dean-mathews-man-who-cut-off-roof-of-standard-car-to-turn-it-into-convertible-admits-stealing-pram/news-story/e23fd9b939da9490735c6336639b485b</p><p><a href="https://soranews24.com/2022/10/06/bomb-squad-in-japan-summoned-to-take-care-of-abandoned-briefcase-full-of-adult-toys/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://soranews24.com/2022/10/06/bomb-squad-in-japan-summoned-to-take-care-of-abandoned-briefcase-full-of-adult-toys/</a></p><p>https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/national/lawyers-pants-catch-on-fire-in-courthttps://www.tampabay.com/news/florida/2021/02/16/florida-lawyer-whose-pants-caught-fire-charged-with-cocaine-possession/</p><p>https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/burglar-justin-stansfield-left-false-7293795</p><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Probably Coke, Tesco Rampage </title>
			<itunes:title>Probably Coke, Tesco Rampage </itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 09 Oct 2022 18:00:54 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 42 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a drug smoking, samurai sword wearing, martial arts knowing, credit card stealing, car boosting, arrest resisting, rollerblade enthusiast from Iowa, a Manchester woman with a penchant for going on feral rampages at Tesco and more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Promo: Forgotten Australia</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><p>https://www.thegazette.com/crime-courts/police-say-man-arrested-in-tiffin-was-carrying-sword-guitar-flask-of-cocaine/</p><p>https://www.thegazette.com/2011/05/03/iowa-city-man-arrested-for-carrying-sword-in-pedmall/</p><p>https://www.1630kcjj.com/2022/05/04/iowa-city-man-facing-charges-after-alleged-bike-theft-on-ui-campus/</p><p>https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/bizarre-tesco-rampage-leaves-woman-19216055</p><p>https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/crime-and-courts/2014/02/12/iowa-city-police-transient-assaults-fellow-inmate-during-video-visitation/5419499/</p><p>https://www.thegazette.com/2012/01/11/man-arrested-after-gas-drive-off-in-stolen-car/</p><p>https://www.tokeofthetown.com/2010/08/marijuana_charges_dropped_against_ronald_mcdonald.php/</p><p>https://www.foxnews.com/story/wisconsin-woman-calls-911-to-report-herself-as-drunk-driver</p><p>https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/01/two-men-arrested-india-aladdin-lamp-con</p><p>https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna20955347</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 42 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a drug smoking, samurai sword wearing, martial arts knowing, credit card stealing, car boosting, arrest resisting, rollerblade enthusiast from Iowa, a Manchester woman with a penchant for going on feral rampages at Tesco and more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Promo: Forgotten Australia</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><p>https://www.thegazette.com/crime-courts/police-say-man-arrested-in-tiffin-was-carrying-sword-guitar-flask-of-cocaine/</p><p>https://www.thegazette.com/2011/05/03/iowa-city-man-arrested-for-carrying-sword-in-pedmall/</p><p>https://www.1630kcjj.com/2022/05/04/iowa-city-man-facing-charges-after-alleged-bike-theft-on-ui-campus/</p><p>https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/bizarre-tesco-rampage-leaves-woman-19216055</p><p>https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/crime-and-courts/2014/02/12/iowa-city-police-transient-assaults-fellow-inmate-during-video-visitation/5419499/</p><p>https://www.thegazette.com/2012/01/11/man-arrested-after-gas-drive-off-in-stolen-car/</p><p>https://www.tokeofthetown.com/2010/08/marijuana_charges_dropped_against_ronald_mcdonald.php/</p><p>https://www.foxnews.com/story/wisconsin-woman-calls-911-to-report-herself-as-drunk-driver</p><p>https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/01/two-men-arrested-india-aladdin-lamp-con</p><p>https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna20955347</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Get In the Car, Burger King Ballin']]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 41 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a Kiwi dude who seemed to be going for a world record by sexually harassing as many woman and girls as possible in two and a half hours,</h3><h3>a pair of Houston thieves who took pictures and shot video of themselves boasting about what they'd pinched on the stolen iPad, which then automatically uploaded them to the victims iCloud account and more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p>Promo: Music City 911</p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources</p><p>https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/man-on-sexual-assault-stalking-and-nuisance-charges/6SLZ3BXPO7AQ37BX2FRP443N4E/</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4968330/Man-sexually-assaulted-seven-women-Redcliffe-walks-free.html</p><p>https://www.9news.com.au/national/man-sentenced-over-bizarre-brisbane-stalking/3138faeb-91b9-49d2-96b2-88a8c8371b7a</p><p>https://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Court-docs-Houston-s-own-Money-Team-duo-won-t-6181738.php</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2920260/Grinning-iPad-thieves-inadvertently-Burger-King-selfie-automatically-posted-Cloud.html</p><p>http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/texas-iclods-convicted-786451</p><p>https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/article/Court-docs-Houston-s-own-Money-Team-duo-won-t-6181738.php</p><p>http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/facebook/texas-ipad-thieves-arrested-906541</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11036271/Crook-RETURNS-watch-stunned-tourist-robbing-gunpoint-Italian-restaurant.html</p><p>https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/weird-news/dopey-criminal-uses-worlds-worst-5003259</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5896877/Man-27-charged-sexting-police-phone-sending-pictures-performing-sex-act.html</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 41 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a Kiwi dude who seemed to be going for a world record by sexually harassing as many woman and girls as possible in two and a half hours,</h3><h3>a pair of Houston thieves who took pictures and shot video of themselves boasting about what they'd pinched on the stolen iPad, which then automatically uploaded them to the victims iCloud account and more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p>Promo: Music City 911</p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources</p><p>https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/man-on-sexual-assault-stalking-and-nuisance-charges/6SLZ3BXPO7AQ37BX2FRP443N4E/</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4968330/Man-sexually-assaulted-seven-women-Redcliffe-walks-free.html</p><p>https://www.9news.com.au/national/man-sentenced-over-bizarre-brisbane-stalking/3138faeb-91b9-49d2-96b2-88a8c8371b7a</p><p>https://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Court-docs-Houston-s-own-Money-Team-duo-won-t-6181738.php</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2920260/Grinning-iPad-thieves-inadvertently-Burger-King-selfie-automatically-posted-Cloud.html</p><p>http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/texas-iclods-convicted-786451</p><p>https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/article/Court-docs-Houston-s-own-Money-Team-duo-won-t-6181738.php</p><p>http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/facebook/texas-ipad-thieves-arrested-906541</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11036271/Crook-RETURNS-watch-stunned-tourist-robbing-gunpoint-Italian-restaurant.html</p><p>https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/weird-news/dopey-criminal-uses-worlds-worst-5003259</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5896877/Man-27-charged-sexting-police-phone-sending-pictures-performing-sex-act.html</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Stepfather of the Year, the Dog Poop Bomber, the Identity Swap Murder</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 40 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a man who delighted in secretly doing things to mess with his families heads – including replacing his stepson’s psychiatric medication with laxatives, a guy who created a homemade dog poo bomb to get revenge on a former friend, an Indian woman who killed her husband, then consensually disfigured her lover with acid so he could steal his identity and more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Promo: True Crime BnB</p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><br><p>https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article265672766.html</p><p>https://flaglerlive.com/153141/ripple-laxative/</p><p>https://www.ladbible.com/news/us-man-jailed-after-replacing-childs-medication-with-laxatives-20220912</p><p>https://www.outkick.com/florida-man-sentenced-to-prison-for-replacing-stepsons-medication-with-laxatives/</p><p>https://www.oregonlive.com/news/2019/05/portland-man-created-dog-poop-filled-bomb-because-he-was-mad-at-ex-friend-court-papers-say.html</p><p>https://globalnews.ca/news/5858864/oregon-man-dog-poop-bomb/</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7J2izJ51Gw</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5179011/Acid-burns-man-helped-lover-kill-husband.html</p><p>https://www.news18.com/news/india/mutton-soup-exposes-telangana-womans-chilling-murder-and-cover-up-plot-1602513.html 13/12/17</p><p>https://gulfnews.com/world/asia/india/family-slams-doors-shut-after-woman-accused-in-husbands-murder-gets-bail-1.2258142</p><p>https://www.gdnonline.com/Details/298467/Mutton-soup-murder-SHOCKING-new-details-emerge-in-sensational-casepic.twitter.com/vexMsneD4A</p><p>https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/hyderabad/night-of-horror-before-mutton-soup-gave-away-murder-plot/articleshow/62091891.cms</p><p>https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/indian-woman-arrested-over-alleged-plot-to-replace-husband-with-her-lover/bgg2ec1co</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5170975/Wife-kills-husband-bizarre-Face-murder-plot.html</p><p>https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/news/explosive-moment-which-stopped-couples-sex-act-on-bus/news-story/6c855d4ad53e3b7f749bb53aba37ea27</p><p>https://www.scotsman.com/news/dumb-thief-left-trail-footprints-his-door-897455</p><p>https://www.ladbible.com/news/heroin-dealers-ringtone-says-hello-its-your-drug-dealer-20220623</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 40 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a man who delighted in secretly doing things to mess with his families heads – including replacing his stepson’s psychiatric medication with laxatives, a guy who created a homemade dog poo bomb to get revenge on a former friend, an Indian woman who killed her husband, then consensually disfigured her lover with acid so he could steal his identity and more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Promo: True Crime BnB</p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><br><p>https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article265672766.html</p><p>https://flaglerlive.com/153141/ripple-laxative/</p><p>https://www.ladbible.com/news/us-man-jailed-after-replacing-childs-medication-with-laxatives-20220912</p><p>https://www.outkick.com/florida-man-sentenced-to-prison-for-replacing-stepsons-medication-with-laxatives/</p><p>https://www.oregonlive.com/news/2019/05/portland-man-created-dog-poop-filled-bomb-because-he-was-mad-at-ex-friend-court-papers-say.html</p><p>https://globalnews.ca/news/5858864/oregon-man-dog-poop-bomb/</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7J2izJ51Gw</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5179011/Acid-burns-man-helped-lover-kill-husband.html</p><p>https://www.news18.com/news/india/mutton-soup-exposes-telangana-womans-chilling-murder-and-cover-up-plot-1602513.html 13/12/17</p><p>https://gulfnews.com/world/asia/india/family-slams-doors-shut-after-woman-accused-in-husbands-murder-gets-bail-1.2258142</p><p>https://www.gdnonline.com/Details/298467/Mutton-soup-murder-SHOCKING-new-details-emerge-in-sensational-casepic.twitter.com/vexMsneD4A</p><p>https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/hyderabad/night-of-horror-before-mutton-soup-gave-away-murder-plot/articleshow/62091891.cms</p><p>https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/indian-woman-arrested-over-alleged-plot-to-replace-husband-with-her-lover/bgg2ec1co</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5170975/Wife-kills-husband-bizarre-Face-murder-plot.html</p><p>https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/news/explosive-moment-which-stopped-couples-sex-act-on-bus/news-story/6c855d4ad53e3b7f749bb53aba37ea27</p><p>https://www.scotsman.com/news/dumb-thief-left-trail-footprints-his-door-897455</p><p>https://www.ladbible.com/news/heroin-dealers-ringtone-says-hello-its-your-drug-dealer-20220623</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Not-So-Invisible Man</title>
			<itunes:title>The Not-So-Invisible Man</itunes:title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 39 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about the exploits of a man dubbed “Scotlands Dumbest Criminal” for dedicating his life to crime, despite being hilariously bad at it. The things his poor long suffering lawyers come up with to explain his actions just get increasingly more absurd. It's stupidity at it's best!</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Promo: Bloody Happy Hour</p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><p>https://www.thefreelibrary.com/GUILTY%3B+David+McGregor%2C+you+stand+accused+of+being+the+most+stupid...-a0143092037</p><p>https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/worst-burglar-back-behind-bars-1076618</p><p>https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/serial-criminal-jailed-2742026</p><p>https://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/perth-kinross/68726/thief-shocked-by-jail-sentence/</p><p>https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/scotlands-dumbest-criminal-jailed-again-4174156</p><p>https://archive.news.stv.tv/archive/1350543-infamous-criminal-jailed-after-commiting-140th-offence.html</p><p>https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/thief-opts-childs-ride-toy-21818755</p><p>https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/serial-perth-shoplifter-behind-bars-23236015</p><p>https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/courts/2877075/monday-court-round-up-oap-assault-and-face-mask-theft/</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1093224/Woman-tried-smuggle-sedated-monkey-plane-hiding-shirt-claiming-pregnant.html</p><p>https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/messenger/city/the-most-bizarre-sa-crimes-committed-in-2022-so-far/news-story/3cdf9bacd419aa7cbc0b96750728b875</p><p>https://nypost.com/2017/06/08/man-desperate-for-ride-to-hooters-calls-911-ends-up-in-jail/</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 39 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about the exploits of a man dubbed “Scotlands Dumbest Criminal” for dedicating his life to crime, despite being hilariously bad at it. The things his poor long suffering lawyers come up with to explain his actions just get increasingly more absurd. It's stupidity at it's best!</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Promo: Bloody Happy Hour</p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><p>https://www.thefreelibrary.com/GUILTY%3B+David+McGregor%2C+you+stand+accused+of+being+the+most+stupid...-a0143092037</p><p>https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/worst-burglar-back-behind-bars-1076618</p><p>https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/serial-criminal-jailed-2742026</p><p>https://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/perth-kinross/68726/thief-shocked-by-jail-sentence/</p><p>https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/scotlands-dumbest-criminal-jailed-again-4174156</p><p>https://archive.news.stv.tv/archive/1350543-infamous-criminal-jailed-after-commiting-140th-offence.html</p><p>https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/thief-opts-childs-ride-toy-21818755</p><p>https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/serial-perth-shoplifter-behind-bars-23236015</p><p>https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/courts/2877075/monday-court-round-up-oap-assault-and-face-mask-theft/</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1093224/Woman-tried-smuggle-sedated-monkey-plane-hiding-shirt-claiming-pregnant.html</p><p>https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/messenger/city/the-most-bizarre-sa-crimes-committed-in-2022-so-far/news-story/3cdf9bacd419aa7cbc0b96750728b875</p><p>https://nypost.com/2017/06/08/man-desperate-for-ride-to-hooters-calls-911-ends-up-in-jail/</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Diss Track, Vodka Eyeball Shots</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 38 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a wannabe Welsh rapper who tried to firebomb a rival MC's place but ended up setting fire to the wrong house, a beautician caught drink driving who claimed she only got drunk after she parked her car - by drinking vodka through her eyeball and more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Promo: Method and Madness</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Sources:</p><p><a href="https://www.thenational.wales/news/20207362.michael-jordan-athernought-aka-ath-jailed-petrol-bombing/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.thenational.wales/news/20207362.michael-jordan-athernought-aka-ath-jailed-petrol-bombing/</a></p><p>https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/rap-feud-swansea-arson-attack-24214447</p><p>https://www.ladbible.com/news/rapper-raps-about-firebombing-rivals-house-days-before-firebombing-20220614</p><p><a href="https://www.nationalworld.com/news/crime/jail-rapper-petrol-bombed-house-rap-rival-3730947" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.nationalworld.com/news/crime/jail-rapper-petrol-bombed-house-rap-rival-3730947</a></p><p>https://www.ladbible.com/news/woman-arrested-drinkdriving-says-actually-shotted-vodka-through-eye-20220718</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11024103/Beautician-caught-drink-driving-claimed-got-drunk-consuming-vodka-EYEBALL.html</p><p><a href="https://allthatsinteresting.com/shoots-penis-robbing-wiener-stand" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://allthatsinteresting.com/shoots-penis-robbing-wiener-stand</a></p><p>https://www.ladbible.com/news/man-farting-ham-roll-sues-200000-20220723</p><p><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3483098/Forgetful-man-52-left-marijuana-smoking-device-police-station-returned-collect-illegal-stash-charged-drug-offences.html" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3483098/Forgetful-man-52-left-marijuana-smoking-device-police-station-returned-collect-illegal-stash-charged-drug-offences.html</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 38 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a wannabe Welsh rapper who tried to firebomb a rival MC's place but ended up setting fire to the wrong house, a beautician caught drink driving who claimed she only got drunk after she parked her car - by drinking vodka through her eyeball and more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Promo: Method and Madness</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Sources:</p><p><a href="https://www.thenational.wales/news/20207362.michael-jordan-athernought-aka-ath-jailed-petrol-bombing/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.thenational.wales/news/20207362.michael-jordan-athernought-aka-ath-jailed-petrol-bombing/</a></p><p>https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/rap-feud-swansea-arson-attack-24214447</p><p>https://www.ladbible.com/news/rapper-raps-about-firebombing-rivals-house-days-before-firebombing-20220614</p><p><a href="https://www.nationalworld.com/news/crime/jail-rapper-petrol-bombed-house-rap-rival-3730947" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.nationalworld.com/news/crime/jail-rapper-petrol-bombed-house-rap-rival-3730947</a></p><p>https://www.ladbible.com/news/woman-arrested-drinkdriving-says-actually-shotted-vodka-through-eye-20220718</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11024103/Beautician-caught-drink-driving-claimed-got-drunk-consuming-vodka-EYEBALL.html</p><p><a href="https://allthatsinteresting.com/shoots-penis-robbing-wiener-stand" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://allthatsinteresting.com/shoots-penis-robbing-wiener-stand</a></p><p>https://www.ladbible.com/news/man-farting-ham-roll-sues-200000-20220723</p><p><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3483098/Forgetful-man-52-left-marijuana-smoking-device-police-station-returned-collect-illegal-stash-charged-drug-offences.html" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3483098/Forgetful-man-52-left-marijuana-smoking-device-police-station-returned-collect-illegal-stash-charged-drug-offences.html</a></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Love Triangle Murder Plot, the Chilli Finger Lawsuit</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 14 Aug 2022 19:00:39 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 37 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an English woman who tried to hire a hitman to bump off her work colleague so she could win back the affections of her philandering boss, the true story behind the gruesome Wendy's Chilli Finger lawsuit and more.</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p>Promo: The Golden Age of Murder</p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources: https://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/flirty-old-man-german-playboy-77-sues-for-sex-a-513579.html 25/10/07</p><p><a href="https://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/sunshine-coast/police-courts/revealed-10-dumbest-coast-crimes-committed/news-story/77a561c27190bcabe32cdcc8fcb8e1d1" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/sunshine-coast/police-courts/revealed-10-dumbest-coast-crimes-committed/news-story/77a561c27190bcabe32cdcc8fcb8e1d1</a></p><p>https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/06/05/wendys-chili-finger-scam/2391495/ 5/06/13</p><p><a href="https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/wendys-chili-finger-lady-comes-clean/1884507/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/wendys-chili-finger-lady-comes-clean/1884507/</a></p><p><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2282853/Woman-planted-severed-finger-Wendys-chili-caught-lying-police-son-shooting-foot.html" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2282853/Woman-planted-severed-finger-Wendys-chili-caught-lying-police-son-shooting-foot.html</a></p><p><a href="https://www.ladbible.com/news/woman-found-guilty-hitman-kill-sports-direct-colleague-20220719" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.ladbible.com/news/woman-found-guilty-hitman-kill-sports-direct-colleague-20220719</a></p><p><a href="https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/breaking-sports-direct-worker-guilty-27549669" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/breaking-sports-direct-worker-guilty-27549669</a></p><p><a href="https://metro.co.uk/2022/07/22/sports-direct-boss-who-tried-to-hire-hitman-to-kill-love-rival-is-found-guilty-17050511/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://metro.co.uk/2022/07/22/sports-direct-boss-who-tried-to-hire-hitman-to-kill-love-rival-is-found-guilty-17050511/</a></p><p>https://www.ladbible.com/news/judge-suspended-outburst-calling-man-ahole-in-court-20220702</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Episode 37 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an English woman who tried to hire a hitman to bump off her work colleague so she could win back the affections of her philandering boss, the true story behind the gruesome Wendy's Chilli Finger lawsuit and more.</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p>Promo: The Golden Age of Murder</p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources: https://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/flirty-old-man-german-playboy-77-sues-for-sex-a-513579.html 25/10/07</p><p><a href="https://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/sunshine-coast/police-courts/revealed-10-dumbest-coast-crimes-committed/news-story/77a561c27190bcabe32cdcc8fcb8e1d1" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/sunshine-coast/police-courts/revealed-10-dumbest-coast-crimes-committed/news-story/77a561c27190bcabe32cdcc8fcb8e1d1</a></p><p>https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/06/05/wendys-chili-finger-scam/2391495/ 5/06/13</p><p><a href="https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/wendys-chili-finger-lady-comes-clean/1884507/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/wendys-chili-finger-lady-comes-clean/1884507/</a></p><p><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2282853/Woman-planted-severed-finger-Wendys-chili-caught-lying-police-son-shooting-foot.html" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2282853/Woman-planted-severed-finger-Wendys-chili-caught-lying-police-son-shooting-foot.html</a></p><p><a href="https://www.ladbible.com/news/woman-found-guilty-hitman-kill-sports-direct-colleague-20220719" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.ladbible.com/news/woman-found-guilty-hitman-kill-sports-direct-colleague-20220719</a></p><p><a href="https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/breaking-sports-direct-worker-guilty-27549669" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/breaking-sports-direct-worker-guilty-27549669</a></p><p><a href="https://metro.co.uk/2022/07/22/sports-direct-boss-who-tried-to-hire-hitman-to-kill-love-rival-is-found-guilty-17050511/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://metro.co.uk/2022/07/22/sports-direct-boss-who-tried-to-hire-hitman-to-kill-love-rival-is-found-guilty-17050511/</a></p><p>https://www.ladbible.com/news/judge-suspended-outburst-calling-man-ahole-in-court-20220702</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Hate Preacher's Comeuppance]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jul 2022 19:00:18 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 36 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a hateful street preacher from Arizona who pickets high schools and universities, yelling through a megaphone and holding up wrong headed signs saying things like “You Deserve Rape.” Not only did he get done multiple times for trespassing but the police were often forced to protect him from people he deliberately provoked to the point of violence.</h3><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p>Promo: Malice After Midnight</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZrY9Njx2M8</p><p>https://thisistucson.com/tucsonlife/brother-dean-is-arrested-verbally-harassed-ua-women-celebrate/article_a2b7ea8c-7f8a-11e6-878d-87faea6a9fb4.html</p><p>https://www.abc15.com/news/region-west-valley/glendale/hate-speech-or-freedom-of-speech-tabitha-brubaker-jailed-for-attack-on-controversial-preacher</p><p>https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/bat-wielding-arizona-teens-assault-on-slut-shaming-preacher-a-hit-on-social-media-8340314</p><p>https://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/preacher-carrying-you-deserve-to-be-raped-sign-hit-over-the-head-by-baseball-bat-wielding-woman/</p><p>https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/arizonas-slut-shaming-preacher-arrested-for-assault-8667424</p><p>https://aworkstation.com/22-of-the-best-responses-to-the-you-deserve-to-be-raped-street-preacher-getting-hit-on-head-with-baseball-bat/</p><p><a href="https://www.hawkesburygazette.com.au/story/3775988/dumb-ways-to-crime-5-idiots-who-practically-arrested-themselves/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.hawkesburygazette.com.au/story/3775988/dumb-ways-to-crime-5-idiots-who-practically-arrested-themselves/</a></p><p>https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/watch-bungling-robbers-trousers-fall-4183417</p><p>https://www.boredpanda.com/turtle-disguised-as-a-hamburger/?utm_source=google&amp;utm_medium=organic&amp;utm_campaign=organic</p><p>https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/you-deserve-rape-guy-takes-a-trip-to-asu-6664118</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 36 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a hateful street preacher from Arizona who pickets high schools and universities, yelling through a megaphone and holding up wrong headed signs saying things like “You Deserve Rape.” Not only did he get done multiple times for trespassing but the police were often forced to protect him from people he deliberately provoked to the point of violence.</h3><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p>Promo: Malice After Midnight</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZrY9Njx2M8</p><p>https://thisistucson.com/tucsonlife/brother-dean-is-arrested-verbally-harassed-ua-women-celebrate/article_a2b7ea8c-7f8a-11e6-878d-87faea6a9fb4.html</p><p>https://www.abc15.com/news/region-west-valley/glendale/hate-speech-or-freedom-of-speech-tabitha-brubaker-jailed-for-attack-on-controversial-preacher</p><p>https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/bat-wielding-arizona-teens-assault-on-slut-shaming-preacher-a-hit-on-social-media-8340314</p><p>https://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/preacher-carrying-you-deserve-to-be-raped-sign-hit-over-the-head-by-baseball-bat-wielding-woman/</p><p>https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/arizonas-slut-shaming-preacher-arrested-for-assault-8667424</p><p>https://aworkstation.com/22-of-the-best-responses-to-the-you-deserve-to-be-raped-street-preacher-getting-hit-on-head-with-baseball-bat/</p><p><a href="https://www.hawkesburygazette.com.au/story/3775988/dumb-ways-to-crime-5-idiots-who-practically-arrested-themselves/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.hawkesburygazette.com.au/story/3775988/dumb-ways-to-crime-5-idiots-who-practically-arrested-themselves/</a></p><p>https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/watch-bungling-robbers-trousers-fall-4183417</p><p>https://www.boredpanda.com/turtle-disguised-as-a-hamburger/?utm_source=google&amp;utm_medium=organic&amp;utm_campaign=organic</p><p>https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/you-deserve-rape-guy-takes-a-trip-to-asu-6664118</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 35 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a bizarre feud between English neighbours that saw them both sue each other for harassment, a Tennessee man with a history of aggressive public masturbation and just plain aggression who fucked around and found out and more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p>Promo: Up All Night</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><p><a href="https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-possessed-during-feud-next-26982353?utm_source=taboola&amp;utm_medium=display&amp;utm_campaign=exchange" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-possessed-during-feud-next-26982353?utm_source=taboola&amp;utm_medium=display&amp;utm_campaign=exchange</a></p><p><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10822667/Moment-neighbour-hell-launched-bricks-cement-fence-called-neighbours-dirty-c-s.html" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10822667/Moment-neighbour-hell-launched-bricks-cement-fence-called-neighbours-dirty-c-s.html</a></p><p><a href="https://uk.news.yahoo.com/couple-deny-using-dolls-and-clowns-to-unleash-campaign-of-harassment-against-neighbour-142109893.html?guccounter=1&amp;guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&amp;guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAJ4RftUCcFE9gWl44i8_n81wa_iKVlFc7TaKye96DzpCkLOzQCJZMvEfnSG0q0f2D_ZzItXmxvakxd6yUrv6RMtDwpqCiqMGe_vBm-3uhltH_C3dOD_aFSb4ee9-V56crO0fhXK5bsI0byo1Czh7tir4X1rWy6NiTZHClmcQVo-A" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://uk.news.yahoo.com/couple-deny-using-dolls-and-clowns-to-unleash-campaign-of-harassment-against-neighbour-142109893.html?guccounter=1&amp;guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&amp;guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAJ4RftUCcFE9gWl44i8_n81wa_iKVlFc7TaKye96DzpCkLOzQCJZMvEfnSG0q0f2D_ZzItXmxvakxd6yUrv6RMtDwpqCiqMGe_vBm-3uhltH_C3dOD_aFSb4ee9-V56crO0fhXK5bsI0byo1Czh7tir4X1rWy6NiTZHClmcQVo-A</a></p><p><a href="https://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/dalby/police-courts/dalbys-dumbest-criminals-and-their-baffling-crimes/news-story/e3cbeedd9793b0712969a03d4292807a" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/dalby/police-courts/dalbys-dumbest-criminals-and-their-baffling-crimes/news-story/e3cbeedd9793b0712969a03d4292807a</a></p><p><a href="https://www.wsfa.com/story/10807430/the-horse-did-it/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.wsfa.com/story/10807430/the-horse-did-it/</a></p><p><a href="https://www.localmemphis.com/article/news/local/man-accused-of-exposing-himself-in-downtown-parking-lot-then-barricading-himself-in-bathroom/522-3b1d493e-d5bd-4a2e-933d-15e4cbd40fcc" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.localmemphis.com/article/news/local/man-accused-of-exposing-himself-in-downtown-parking-lot-then-barricading-himself-in-bathroom/522-3b1d493e-d5bd-4a2e-933d-15e4cbd40fcc</a></p><p><a href="https://www.localmemphis.com/article/news/crime/security-guard-charged-with-killing-man-outside-midtown-memphis-walgreens/522-c3e47d9d-7119-4aa6-b4c3-5d919e4e8d0c" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.localmemphis.com/article/news/crime/security-guard-charged-with-killing-man-outside-midtown-memphis-walgreens/522-c3e47d9d-7119-4aa6-b4c3-5d919e4e8d0c</a></p><p><a href="https://wreg.com/news/police-man-arrested-after-being-caught-pacing-parking-lot-with-genitals-exposed/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://wreg.com/news/police-man-arrested-after-being-caught-pacing-parking-lot-with-genitals-exposed/</a></p><p>WW1LnlJhHCp9gx06lCPD</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 35 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a bizarre feud between English neighbours that saw them both sue each other for harassment, a Tennessee man with a history of aggressive public masturbation and just plain aggression who fucked around and found out and more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p>Promo: Up All Night</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><p><a href="https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-possessed-during-feud-next-26982353?utm_source=taboola&amp;utm_medium=display&amp;utm_campaign=exchange" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-possessed-during-feud-next-26982353?utm_source=taboola&amp;utm_medium=display&amp;utm_campaign=exchange</a></p><p><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10822667/Moment-neighbour-hell-launched-bricks-cement-fence-called-neighbours-dirty-c-s.html" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10822667/Moment-neighbour-hell-launched-bricks-cement-fence-called-neighbours-dirty-c-s.html</a></p><p><a href="https://uk.news.yahoo.com/couple-deny-using-dolls-and-clowns-to-unleash-campaign-of-harassment-against-neighbour-142109893.html?guccounter=1&amp;guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&amp;guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAJ4RftUCcFE9gWl44i8_n81wa_iKVlFc7TaKye96DzpCkLOzQCJZMvEfnSG0q0f2D_ZzItXmxvakxd6yUrv6RMtDwpqCiqMGe_vBm-3uhltH_C3dOD_aFSb4ee9-V56crO0fhXK5bsI0byo1Czh7tir4X1rWy6NiTZHClmcQVo-A" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://uk.news.yahoo.com/couple-deny-using-dolls-and-clowns-to-unleash-campaign-of-harassment-against-neighbour-142109893.html?guccounter=1&amp;guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&amp;guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAJ4RftUCcFE9gWl44i8_n81wa_iKVlFc7TaKye96DzpCkLOzQCJZMvEfnSG0q0f2D_ZzItXmxvakxd6yUrv6RMtDwpqCiqMGe_vBm-3uhltH_C3dOD_aFSb4ee9-V56crO0fhXK5bsI0byo1Czh7tir4X1rWy6NiTZHClmcQVo-A</a></p><p><a href="https://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/dalby/police-courts/dalbys-dumbest-criminals-and-their-baffling-crimes/news-story/e3cbeedd9793b0712969a03d4292807a" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/dalby/police-courts/dalbys-dumbest-criminals-and-their-baffling-crimes/news-story/e3cbeedd9793b0712969a03d4292807a</a></p><p><a href="https://www.wsfa.com/story/10807430/the-horse-did-it/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.wsfa.com/story/10807430/the-horse-did-it/</a></p><p><a href="https://www.localmemphis.com/article/news/local/man-accused-of-exposing-himself-in-downtown-parking-lot-then-barricading-himself-in-bathroom/522-3b1d493e-d5bd-4a2e-933d-15e4cbd40fcc" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.localmemphis.com/article/news/local/man-accused-of-exposing-himself-in-downtown-parking-lot-then-barricading-himself-in-bathroom/522-3b1d493e-d5bd-4a2e-933d-15e4cbd40fcc</a></p><p><a href="https://www.localmemphis.com/article/news/crime/security-guard-charged-with-killing-man-outside-midtown-memphis-walgreens/522-c3e47d9d-7119-4aa6-b4c3-5d919e4e8d0c" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.localmemphis.com/article/news/crime/security-guard-charged-with-killing-man-outside-midtown-memphis-walgreens/522-c3e47d9d-7119-4aa6-b4c3-5d919e4e8d0c</a></p><p><a href="https://wreg.com/news/police-man-arrested-after-being-caught-pacing-parking-lot-with-genitals-exposed/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://wreg.com/news/police-man-arrested-after-being-caught-pacing-parking-lot-with-genitals-exposed/</a></p><p>WW1LnlJhHCp9gx06lCPD</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Succulent Chinese Meal, Girl on Girl Revenge Porn, Too High To Fly</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 34 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about the iconic arrest of Australia's “Succulent Chinese Meal Guy”, a British woman who shared pictures of her boyfriend's ex's boobs on Facebook during an argument with her and a Mexican man on a crystal meth binge who leapt from a moving a plane.</h3><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p>Promo: Malice After Midnight</p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><p><a href="https://www.ladbible.com/news/news-democracy-manifest-guy-reveals-what-was-really-going-on-in-viral-video-20210525" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.ladbible.com/news/news-democracy-manifest-guy-reveals-what-was-really-going-on-in-viral-video-20210525</a></p><p>https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-02-11/succulent-chinese-meal-rant-jack-karlson/100798094</p><p><a href="https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/deputy-headmistress-sacked-after-posting-25308829" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/deputy-headmistress-sacked-after-posting-25308829</a> 27/10/21</p><p><a href="https://www.justice.gov/usao-cdca/pr/mexican-national-sentenced-18-months-prison-attempting-breach-cockpit-then-jumping" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.justice.gov/usao-cdca/pr/mexican-national-sentenced-18-months-prison-attempting-breach-cockpit-then-jumping</a></p><p><a href="https://www.justice.gov/usao-cdca/pr/man-who-tried-breach-cockpit-then-opened-emergency-exit-and-jumped-departing-plane-lax" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.justice.gov/usao-cdca/pr/man-who-tried-breach-cockpit-then-opened-emergency-exit-and-jumped-departing-plane-lax</a></p><p>https://nypost.com/2021/06/29/man-who-leapt-from-lax-plane-said-he-smoked-a-lot-of-meth/</p><p><a href="https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/weird-news/norwegian-police-fine-hitman-because-4979317" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/weird-news/norwegian-police-fine-hitman-because-4979317</a></p><p><a href="https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/sleepy-burglar-caught-nodded-hammock-11996049" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/sleepy-burglar-caught-nodded-hammock-11996049</a></p><p>https://c.m.163.com/news/a/DQHMCQ4L0001899N.html?spss=newsapp</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 34 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about the iconic arrest of Australia's “Succulent Chinese Meal Guy”, a British woman who shared pictures of her boyfriend's ex's boobs on Facebook during an argument with her and a Mexican man on a crystal meth binge who leapt from a moving a plane.</h3><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p>Promo: Malice After Midnight</p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><p><a href="https://www.ladbible.com/news/news-democracy-manifest-guy-reveals-what-was-really-going-on-in-viral-video-20210525" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.ladbible.com/news/news-democracy-manifest-guy-reveals-what-was-really-going-on-in-viral-video-20210525</a></p><p>https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-02-11/succulent-chinese-meal-rant-jack-karlson/100798094</p><p><a href="https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/deputy-headmistress-sacked-after-posting-25308829" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/deputy-headmistress-sacked-after-posting-25308829</a> 27/10/21</p><p><a href="https://www.justice.gov/usao-cdca/pr/mexican-national-sentenced-18-months-prison-attempting-breach-cockpit-then-jumping" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.justice.gov/usao-cdca/pr/mexican-national-sentenced-18-months-prison-attempting-breach-cockpit-then-jumping</a></p><p><a href="https://www.justice.gov/usao-cdca/pr/man-who-tried-breach-cockpit-then-opened-emergency-exit-and-jumped-departing-plane-lax" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.justice.gov/usao-cdca/pr/man-who-tried-breach-cockpit-then-opened-emergency-exit-and-jumped-departing-plane-lax</a></p><p>https://nypost.com/2021/06/29/man-who-leapt-from-lax-plane-said-he-smoked-a-lot-of-meth/</p><p><a href="https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/weird-news/norwegian-police-fine-hitman-because-4979317" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/weird-news/norwegian-police-fine-hitman-because-4979317</a></p><p><a href="https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/sleepy-burglar-caught-nodded-hammock-11996049" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/sleepy-burglar-caught-nodded-hammock-11996049</a></p><p>https://c.m.163.com/news/a/DQHMCQ4L0001899N.html?spss=newsapp</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Incel Goes Boom, Nude Golf Cart Ride, the Tinder Tantrum</title>
			<itunes:title>Incel Goes Boom, Nude Golf Cart Ride, the Tinder Tantrum</itunes:title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 33 is of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a an Incel who blew his hand off while making a bomb to kill hot cheerleaders, A police standoff with armed suspects in Florida that was interrupted by a nude woman driving a golf cart and a British woman who's ex boyfriend broke into her house to throw a messy food filled tantrum and more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p>Promo: Our True Crime Podcast</p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><p><a href="https://www.ladbible.com/community/womans-tinder-match-let-himself-into-her-home-and-filled-shoes-with-spaghetti-20220331" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.ladbible.com/community/womans-tinder-match-let-himself-into-her-home-and-filled-shoes-with-spaghetti-20220331</a></p><p><a href="https://www.ipswichstar.co.uk/news/crime/felixstowe-man-who-trashed-exs-ipswich-home-8647698" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.ipswichstar.co.uk/news/crime/felixstowe-man-who-trashed-exs-ipswich-home-8647698</a></p><p>https://metro.co.uk/2022/03/31/tinder-date-filled-womans-shoes-with-baked-beans-when-she-dumped-him-16380178/</p><p><a href="https://nypost.com/2020/06/07/man-blew-off-hand-making-explosives-to-target-hot-cheerleaders/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nypost.com/2020/06/07/man-blew-off-hand-making-explosives-to-target-hot-cheerleaders/</a></p><p><a href="https://www.justice.gov/usao-wdva/pr/richlands-man-sentenced-prison-time-possessing-and-manufacturing-unregistered" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.justice.gov/usao-wdva/pr/richlands-man-sentenced-prison-time-possessing-and-manufacturing-unregistered</a></p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/masskillers/comments/gy5edv/cole_carini_attempted_incel_bomber_blew_his_hand/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.reddit.com/r/masskillers/comments/gy5edv/cole_carini_attempted_incel_bomber_blew_his_hand/</a></p><p><a href="https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/nation-world/national/article252952238.html" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/nation-world/national/article252952238.html</a></p><p><a href="https://www.timesnownews.com/the-buzz/article/viral-naked-woman-drives-golf-cart-through-crime-scene-crashes-armed-standoff/809713" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.timesnownews.com/the-buzz/article/viral-naked-woman-drives-golf-cart-through-crime-scene-crashes-armed-standoff/809713</a></p><p><a href="https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2021/09/09/jessica-smith/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2021/09/09/jessica-smith/</a></p><p><a href="https://lawandcrime.com/crazy/completely-naked-boston-woman-with-distinct-odor-of-booze-drove-a-golf-cart-through-armed-standoff-in-florida-deputies/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://lawandcrime.com/crazy/completely-naked-boston-woman-with-distinct-odor-of-booze-drove-a-golf-cart-through-armed-standoff-in-florida-deputies/</a></p><p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/dec/17/shop-dummy-italian-thieves-arrested" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/dec/17/shop-dummy-italian-thieves-arrested</a></p><p><a href="https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/weird-news/thief-underpants-tried-fly-after-4158007" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/weird-news/thief-underpants-tried-fly-after-4158007</a></p><p>https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/weird-news/woof-justice-policeman-catches-fleeing-8125167</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 33 is of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a an Incel who blew his hand off while making a bomb to kill hot cheerleaders, A police standoff with armed suspects in Florida that was interrupted by a nude woman driving a golf cart and a British woman who's ex boyfriend broke into her house to throw a messy food filled tantrum and more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p>Promo: Our True Crime Podcast</p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><p><a href="https://www.ladbible.com/community/womans-tinder-match-let-himself-into-her-home-and-filled-shoes-with-spaghetti-20220331" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.ladbible.com/community/womans-tinder-match-let-himself-into-her-home-and-filled-shoes-with-spaghetti-20220331</a></p><p><a href="https://www.ipswichstar.co.uk/news/crime/felixstowe-man-who-trashed-exs-ipswich-home-8647698" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.ipswichstar.co.uk/news/crime/felixstowe-man-who-trashed-exs-ipswich-home-8647698</a></p><p>https://metro.co.uk/2022/03/31/tinder-date-filled-womans-shoes-with-baked-beans-when-she-dumped-him-16380178/</p><p><a href="https://nypost.com/2020/06/07/man-blew-off-hand-making-explosives-to-target-hot-cheerleaders/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nypost.com/2020/06/07/man-blew-off-hand-making-explosives-to-target-hot-cheerleaders/</a></p><p><a href="https://www.justice.gov/usao-wdva/pr/richlands-man-sentenced-prison-time-possessing-and-manufacturing-unregistered" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.justice.gov/usao-wdva/pr/richlands-man-sentenced-prison-time-possessing-and-manufacturing-unregistered</a></p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/masskillers/comments/gy5edv/cole_carini_attempted_incel_bomber_blew_his_hand/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.reddit.com/r/masskillers/comments/gy5edv/cole_carini_attempted_incel_bomber_blew_his_hand/</a></p><p><a href="https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/nation-world/national/article252952238.html" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/nation-world/national/article252952238.html</a></p><p><a href="https://www.timesnownews.com/the-buzz/article/viral-naked-woman-drives-golf-cart-through-crime-scene-crashes-armed-standoff/809713" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.timesnownews.com/the-buzz/article/viral-naked-woman-drives-golf-cart-through-crime-scene-crashes-armed-standoff/809713</a></p><p><a href="https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2021/09/09/jessica-smith/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2021/09/09/jessica-smith/</a></p><p><a href="https://lawandcrime.com/crazy/completely-naked-boston-woman-with-distinct-odor-of-booze-drove-a-golf-cart-through-armed-standoff-in-florida-deputies/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://lawandcrime.com/crazy/completely-naked-boston-woman-with-distinct-odor-of-booze-drove-a-golf-cart-through-armed-standoff-in-florida-deputies/</a></p><p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/dec/17/shop-dummy-italian-thieves-arrested" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/dec/17/shop-dummy-italian-thieves-arrested</a></p><p><a href="https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/weird-news/thief-underpants-tried-fly-after-4158007" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/weird-news/thief-underpants-tried-fly-after-4158007</a></p><p>https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/weird-news/woof-justice-policeman-catches-fleeing-8125167</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Grandpa Thrusty McAssgrind, The Pigeon Fancier Extortionist and more</title>
			<itunes:title>Grandpa Thrusty McAssgrind, The Pigeon Fancier Extortionist and more</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 22 May 2022 19:00:59 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>32</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 32 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a subway pervert in his 80's who liked rubbing his junk against female commuters butts and claiming he didn't do it as he had erectile dysfunction, a German pigeon fancier who tried to extort millions of dollars worth of diamonds from Nestle and planned to use his birds to carry the loot home and more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources</p><p>https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/ny-octogenarian-man-busted-grinding-woman-manhattan-train-20190420-nsu6bxkuhjc5pfkzeqhbsh4svy-story.html</p><p>https://www.courant.com/ny-metro-senior-arrested-for-sexual-assaulting-straphanger-20180612-story.html</p><p>https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/ny-metro-elderly-subway-perv-plea-20181207-story.html</p><p>https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/ny-grope-arrest-subway-octagenarian-20191105-ree4vgqya5hqpp3xoanbqtyprq-story.html</p><p>https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/ny-grope-arrest-subway-octagenarian-20191105-ree4vgqya5hqpp3xoanbqtyprq-story.html</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2579413/Is-Americas-dumbest-criminal-Man-arrested-tried-break-POLICE-STATION.html</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4862370/Ice-addict-caught-driving-car-drugs-weapons.html</p><p>https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/local-news/revealed-the-midlands-dumbest-criminals-6468131</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2239828/Dopey-drug-dealer-accidentally-sends-text-message-police-officer-offering-cannabis-sale.html</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 32 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a subway pervert in his 80's who liked rubbing his junk against female commuters butts and claiming he didn't do it as he had erectile dysfunction, a German pigeon fancier who tried to extort millions of dollars worth of diamonds from Nestle and planned to use his birds to carry the loot home and more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources</p><p>https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/ny-octogenarian-man-busted-grinding-woman-manhattan-train-20190420-nsu6bxkuhjc5pfkzeqhbsh4svy-story.html</p><p>https://www.courant.com/ny-metro-senior-arrested-for-sexual-assaulting-straphanger-20180612-story.html</p><p>https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/ny-metro-elderly-subway-perv-plea-20181207-story.html</p><p>https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/ny-grope-arrest-subway-octagenarian-20191105-ree4vgqya5hqpp3xoanbqtyprq-story.html</p><p>https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/ny-grope-arrest-subway-octagenarian-20191105-ree4vgqya5hqpp3xoanbqtyprq-story.html</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2579413/Is-Americas-dumbest-criminal-Man-arrested-tried-break-POLICE-STATION.html</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4862370/Ice-addict-caught-driving-car-drugs-weapons.html</p><p>https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/local-news/revealed-the-midlands-dumbest-criminals-6468131</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2239828/Dopey-drug-dealer-accidentally-sends-text-message-police-officer-offering-cannabis-sale.html</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>He Smelled a Rat, Pea-Brained Harassment Campaign, Death-Faking Fraudster</title>
			<itunes:title>He Smelled a Rat, Pea-Brained Harassment Campaign, Death-Faking Fraudster</itunes:title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 31 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a restaurant customer in England who went to great lengths to avoid paying for his meal, three Welsh students who harassed a classmate in absurdly creepy ways and a West Virginia woman who faked her own death to avoid jail time on fraud charges.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><br><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><br><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><br><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><br><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><br><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><p>https://www.vice.com/en/article/xd5evd/a-man-released-a-rat-in-a-restaurant-to-get-out-of-a-725-buffet-bill-and-the-restaurant-owner-called-for-his-death-909</p><p>https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/mar/23/fraudster-released-rat-in-sunderland-restaurant-to-get-free-meal</p><p>https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/cctv-footage-shows-moment-sneaky-5386539</p><p>https://www.news.com.au/world/europe/cctv-incriminates-man-who-released-a-rat-in-order-to-get-out-of-paying-his-dinner-bill/news-story/7ce6cc7390c0db9ac3dccda950be263b</p><p>https://www.northwaleschronicle.co.uk/news/15758025.bangor-student-left-traumatised-after-teenage-trio-post-lambs-heart-through-her-letterbox/</p><p><a href="https://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/bangor-students-trio-terrified-victim-12519717" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/bangor-students-trio-terrified-victim-</a>12519717</p><p><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9223839/West-Virginia-woman-tried-fake-death-gets-extra-year-prison.html" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9223839/West-Virginia-woman-tried-fake-death-gets-extra-year-prison.html</a></p><p>https://www.oxygen.com/crime-news/julie-wheeler-husband-faked-cliff-death-avoid-prison</p><p>https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/man-sentenced-prison-helping-wife-fake-her-own-death-avoid-n1263189</p><p>https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdwv/pr/raleigh-county-woman-sentenced-total-54-months-prison-conspiracy-obstruct-justice-and-0</p><p>https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-19346421</p><p>https://www.iol.co.za/news/south-africa/gauteng/auto-lock-ruins-would-be-thiefs-plan-1748510#.VBAQnMKwKjw</p><p>https://www.dutchnews.nl/news/2012/11/man_arrested_following_dna_tes/</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 31 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a restaurant customer in England who went to great lengths to avoid paying for his meal, three Welsh students who harassed a classmate in absurdly creepy ways and a West Virginia woman who faked her own death to avoid jail time on fraud charges.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><br><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><br><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><br><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><br><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><br><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><p>https://www.vice.com/en/article/xd5evd/a-man-released-a-rat-in-a-restaurant-to-get-out-of-a-725-buffet-bill-and-the-restaurant-owner-called-for-his-death-909</p><p>https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/mar/23/fraudster-released-rat-in-sunderland-restaurant-to-get-free-meal</p><p>https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/cctv-footage-shows-moment-sneaky-5386539</p><p>https://www.news.com.au/world/europe/cctv-incriminates-man-who-released-a-rat-in-order-to-get-out-of-paying-his-dinner-bill/news-story/7ce6cc7390c0db9ac3dccda950be263b</p><p>https://www.northwaleschronicle.co.uk/news/15758025.bangor-student-left-traumatised-after-teenage-trio-post-lambs-heart-through-her-letterbox/</p><p><a href="https://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/bangor-students-trio-terrified-victim-12519717" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/bangor-students-trio-terrified-victim-</a>12519717</p><p><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9223839/West-Virginia-woman-tried-fake-death-gets-extra-year-prison.html" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9223839/West-Virginia-woman-tried-fake-death-gets-extra-year-prison.html</a></p><p>https://www.oxygen.com/crime-news/julie-wheeler-husband-faked-cliff-death-avoid-prison</p><p>https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/man-sentenced-prison-helping-wife-fake-her-own-death-avoid-n1263189</p><p>https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdwv/pr/raleigh-county-woman-sentenced-total-54-months-prison-conspiracy-obstruct-justice-and-0</p><p>https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-19346421</p><p>https://www.iol.co.za/news/south-africa/gauteng/auto-lock-ruins-would-be-thiefs-plan-1748510#.VBAQnMKwKjw</p><p>https://www.dutchnews.nl/news/2012/11/man_arrested_following_dna_tes/</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The King of Chavs, The Crimes of Canuck the Crow and more</title>
			<itunes:title>The King of Chavs, The Crimes of Canuck the Crow and more</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 01 May 2022 19:00:07 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 30 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a petty criminal who won millions of pounds in the lottery. Rather than letting go of his criminal past, he just found new and more laughable ways to break the law. It also covers the repeat offending of Canuck the crow, who was infamous in Canada for harassing people and disrupting crime scenes and much more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Sources:</p><p>https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8402541/how-national-lottery-lout-michael-carroll-blew-9-7m-pounds/</p><p>http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/8692475.stm</p><p>https://www.huffpost.com/entry/michael-carroll-lottery-works-cookie-factory_n_3568198</p><p>https://www.eadt.co.uk/news/lotto-lout-jailed-for-nine-months-7472792</p><p>https://lotteryngo.com/lottery-winners/michael-carroll/</p><p>https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2005/jun/29/ukcrime.lottery</p><p><a href="https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/10m-lottery-winner-says-liverpool-17267605" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/10m-lottery-winner-says-liverpool-17267605</a></p><p>https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/sex-party-lotto-winner-remarries-25177505</p><p>https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/world-famous-crow-attacks-canada-post-carrier-gets-mail-delivery-cancelled-to-vancouver-street?fbclid=IwAR1oXeERqhKtEQ3fEiMokkw7omjKYGZxS4FU3t_eeqL59IfCwKOG6lj8POQ</p><p>https://www.audubon.org/news/the-misadventures-canuck-worlds-most-infamous-crow</p><p><a href="https://people.com/crime/dog-leaves-unusual-stain-on-miami-mans-shirt-helping-police-connect-him-to-alleged-armed-robbery/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://people.com/crime/dog-leaves-unusual-stain-on-miami-mans-shirt-helping-police-connect-him-to-alleged-armed-robbery/</a></p><p>https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/republic-of-ireland/irelands-dumbest-thieves-leave-trail-of-sweets-28568580.html</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 30 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a petty criminal who won millions of pounds in the lottery. Rather than letting go of his criminal past, he just found new and more laughable ways to break the law. It also covers the repeat offending of Canuck the crow, who was infamous in Canada for harassing people and disrupting crime scenes and much more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Sources:</p><p>https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8402541/how-national-lottery-lout-michael-carroll-blew-9-7m-pounds/</p><p>http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/8692475.stm</p><p>https://www.huffpost.com/entry/michael-carroll-lottery-works-cookie-factory_n_3568198</p><p>https://www.eadt.co.uk/news/lotto-lout-jailed-for-nine-months-7472792</p><p>https://lotteryngo.com/lottery-winners/michael-carroll/</p><p>https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2005/jun/29/ukcrime.lottery</p><p><a href="https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/10m-lottery-winner-says-liverpool-17267605" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/10m-lottery-winner-says-liverpool-17267605</a></p><p>https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/sex-party-lotto-winner-remarries-25177505</p><p>https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/world-famous-crow-attacks-canada-post-carrier-gets-mail-delivery-cancelled-to-vancouver-street?fbclid=IwAR1oXeERqhKtEQ3fEiMokkw7omjKYGZxS4FU3t_eeqL59IfCwKOG6lj8POQ</p><p>https://www.audubon.org/news/the-misadventures-canuck-worlds-most-infamous-crow</p><p><a href="https://people.com/crime/dog-leaves-unusual-stain-on-miami-mans-shirt-helping-police-connect-him-to-alleged-armed-robbery/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://people.com/crime/dog-leaves-unusual-stain-on-miami-mans-shirt-helping-police-connect-him-to-alleged-armed-robbery/</a></p><p>https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/republic-of-ireland/irelands-dumbest-thieves-leave-trail-of-sweets-28568580.html</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Britain's Dumbest Thief, Fake Police Lights and more]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Britain's Dumbest Thief, Fake Police Lights and more]]></itunes:title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 29 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a thief who was recognised on CCTV footage during his latest robbery due to his star turn on Britain's Dumbest Criminals for the one before, a drug dealing escort who was caught trafficking meth and ecstasy after using fake police lights to get to a court appearance on time and much more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p>Promo: Unforbidden Truth</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Sources:</p><p>https://www.pressreader.com/canada/calgary-herald/20120512/282020439323037</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0a4qND_L68</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5209953/Dopey-criminal-jailed-caught-CCTV.html</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3342238/He-s-tight-spot-Bungling-thief-filmed-stealing-Porsche-Boxster-crashing-getting-trapped-inside.html</p><p>https://trooperuk.wordpress.com/2008/10/20/uks-worst-teen-thug-is-jailed-at-last/</p><p>http://www.gloucesterreview.co.uk/article.cfm?id=101501&amp;headline=%E2%80%98Excellent%20piece%20of%20police%20work%E2%80%99%20catches%20burglar&amp;sectionIs=news&amp;searchyear=2015</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4917050/Drug-dealer-caught-using-fake-police-lights-car.html</p><p><a href="https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/law-order/bungling-drug-dealer-ebony-lerra-hollandharris-used-fake-police-lights-to-get-to-court/news-story/6c6b54c9f6fe734d6218ce85ce058bd6" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/law-order/bungling-drug-dealer-ebony-lerra-hollandharris-used-fake-police-lights-to-get-to-court/news-story/6c6b54c9f6fe734d6218ce85ce058bd6</a></p><p>Dm 27/09/17</p><p><a href="https://www.2oceansvibe.com/2018/05/08/the-latest-nomination-for-sas-dumbest-criminals-is-a-real-gem/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.2oceansvibe.com/2018/05/08/the-latest-nomination-for-sas-dumbest-criminals-is-a-real-gem/</a></p><p><a href="https://nypost.com/2018/01/08/dude-takes-too-many-viagra-goes-on-naked-poo-throwing-airport-rampage/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nypost.com/2018/01/08/dude-takes-too-many-viagra-goes-on-naked-poo-throwing-airport-rampage/</a></p><p>https://www.asiaone.com/print/News/AsiaOne%2BNews/Asian%2BOpinions/Story/A1Story20100629-224383.html</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 29 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a thief who was recognised on CCTV footage during his latest robbery due to his star turn on Britain's Dumbest Criminals for the one before, a drug dealing escort who was caught trafficking meth and ecstasy after using fake police lights to get to a court appearance on time and much more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p>Promo: Unforbidden Truth</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Sources:</p><p>https://www.pressreader.com/canada/calgary-herald/20120512/282020439323037</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0a4qND_L68</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5209953/Dopey-criminal-jailed-caught-CCTV.html</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3342238/He-s-tight-spot-Bungling-thief-filmed-stealing-Porsche-Boxster-crashing-getting-trapped-inside.html</p><p>https://trooperuk.wordpress.com/2008/10/20/uks-worst-teen-thug-is-jailed-at-last/</p><p>http://www.gloucesterreview.co.uk/article.cfm?id=101501&amp;headline=%E2%80%98Excellent%20piece%20of%20police%20work%E2%80%99%20catches%20burglar&amp;sectionIs=news&amp;searchyear=2015</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4917050/Drug-dealer-caught-using-fake-police-lights-car.html</p><p><a href="https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/law-order/bungling-drug-dealer-ebony-lerra-hollandharris-used-fake-police-lights-to-get-to-court/news-story/6c6b54c9f6fe734d6218ce85ce058bd6" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/law-order/bungling-drug-dealer-ebony-lerra-hollandharris-used-fake-police-lights-to-get-to-court/news-story/6c6b54c9f6fe734d6218ce85ce058bd6</a></p><p>Dm 27/09/17</p><p><a href="https://www.2oceansvibe.com/2018/05/08/the-latest-nomination-for-sas-dumbest-criminals-is-a-real-gem/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.2oceansvibe.com/2018/05/08/the-latest-nomination-for-sas-dumbest-criminals-is-a-real-gem/</a></p><p><a href="https://nypost.com/2018/01/08/dude-takes-too-many-viagra-goes-on-naked-poo-throwing-airport-rampage/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nypost.com/2018/01/08/dude-takes-too-many-viagra-goes-on-naked-poo-throwing-airport-rampage/</a></p><p>https://www.asiaone.com/print/News/AsiaOne%2BNews/Asian%2BOpinions/Story/A1Story20100629-224383.html</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 28 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a married father of three who led a secret double life where he claimed to be a firefighter. He lied to his fiance about everything, defrauder her out of thousands pounds and even got her pregnant after faking a vasectomy. It also be covers one of the most ridiculous Irish robberies ever committed and much more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Sources:</p><p>https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/arrogant-conman-posed-firefighter-lied-18064116</p><p>https://www.bbc.com/news/business-52276796</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8209385/How-fall-Fireman-Scam-Woman-46-discovered-perfect-man-spun-web-lies.html</p><p>https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/wife-narcissistic-conman-greg-wilson-18083684</p><p><a href="https://www.thelocal.se/20111119/37450/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.thelocal.se/20111119/37450/</a></p><p>https://www.thelocal.se/20121102/44190/</p><p>https://www.thefreelibrary.com/IRELAND%27S+DUMBEST+CRIMINALS%3B+Shop+raider%27s+hand+caught+in+till%3B...-a0174310703</p><p>http://www.thesmokinggun.com/busterhttps://www.itv.com/news/update/2015-02-13/sham-marriage-pair-jailed-after-groom-forgets-brides-name</p><br><p><br></p><p><br></p><h3><br></h3><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 28 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a married father of three who led a secret double life where he claimed to be a firefighter. He lied to his fiance about everything, defrauder her out of thousands pounds and even got her pregnant after faking a vasectomy. It also be covers one of the most ridiculous Irish robberies ever committed and much more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Sources:</p><p>https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/arrogant-conman-posed-firefighter-lied-18064116</p><p>https://www.bbc.com/news/business-52276796</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8209385/How-fall-Fireman-Scam-Woman-46-discovered-perfect-man-spun-web-lies.html</p><p>https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/wife-narcissistic-conman-greg-wilson-18083684</p><p><a href="https://www.thelocal.se/20111119/37450/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.thelocal.se/20111119/37450/</a></p><p>https://www.thelocal.se/20121102/44190/</p><p>https://www.thefreelibrary.com/IRELAND%27S+DUMBEST+CRIMINALS%3B+Shop+raider%27s+hand+caught+in+till%3B...-a0174310703</p><p>http://www.thesmokinggun.com/busterhttps://www.itv.com/news/update/2015-02-13/sham-marriage-pair-jailed-after-groom-forgets-brides-name</p><br><p><br></p><p><br></p><h3><br></h3><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Back to School For Insta Likes, Sexy Traffic Cone and More</title>
			<itunes:title>Back to School For Insta Likes, Sexy Traffic Cone and More</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 03 Apr 2022 19:00:56 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 27 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a 28 year old woman who posed as a student at a Miami high school in a unfathomable attempt to get more Instagram followers, an English guy with a habit of having vigorous sex with inanimate objects and himself in public places and much more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Sources:</p><p><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9570793/Woman-28-charged-sneaking-high-school-try-kids-follow-Instagram.html" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9570793/Woman-28-charged-sneaking-high-school-try-kids-follow-Instagram.html</a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.local10.com/news/local/2021/05/11/woman-trespasses-miami-high-school-and-poses-as-student-in-order-to-gain-instagram-followers/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.local10.com/news/local/2021/05/11/woman-trespasses-miami-high-school-and-poses-as-student-in-order-to-gain-instagram-followers/</a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.newsweek.com/woman-pretended-high-school-student-gain-instagram-followers-1590942" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.newsweek.com/woman-pretended-high-school-student-gain-instagram-followers-1590942</a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/dekalb-county/dekalb-officer-accused-of-posting-nude-photos-of-fellow-female-officer-on-social-media/485327345/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/dekalb-county/dekalb-officer-accused-of-posting-nude-photos-of-fellow-female-officer-on-social-media/485327345/</a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/05/12/audrey-francisquini-instagram-miami-student/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/05/12/audrey-francisquini-instagram-miami-student/</a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.lancs.live/news/lancashire-news/man-found-half-naked-trying-16992522" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.lancs.live/news/lancashire-news/man-found-half-naked-trying-16992522</a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.lancs.live/news/lancashire-news/pervert-caught-having-sex-traffic-20645313" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.lancs.live/news/lancashire-news/pervert-caught-having-sex-traffic-20645313</a></p><br><p>https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/what-happened-man-caught-trying-17138758</p><br><p><a href="https://historycollection.com/7-mind-numbingly-dumb-criminals/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://historycollection.com/7-mind-numbingly-dumb-criminals/</a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6905853/Australias-dumbest-criminal-Man-leaves-birth-certificate-attempted-robbery.html?fbclid=IwAR3YB_KbIwffzn9izpTD0-rKNZSb-u1kWkdkFdVotYr06uaN165-Jm2itf0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6905853/Australias-dumbest-criminal-Man-leaves-birth-certificate-attempted-robbery.html?fbclid=IwAR3YB_KbIwffzn9izpTD0-rKNZSb-u1kWkdkFdVotYr06uaN165-Jm2itf0</a></p><br><p>http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/methamphetamine/trouser-press-380946</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 27 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a 28 year old woman who posed as a student at a Miami high school in a unfathomable attempt to get more Instagram followers, an English guy with a habit of having vigorous sex with inanimate objects and himself in public places and much more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Sources:</p><p><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9570793/Woman-28-charged-sneaking-high-school-try-kids-follow-Instagram.html" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9570793/Woman-28-charged-sneaking-high-school-try-kids-follow-Instagram.html</a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.local10.com/news/local/2021/05/11/woman-trespasses-miami-high-school-and-poses-as-student-in-order-to-gain-instagram-followers/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.local10.com/news/local/2021/05/11/woman-trespasses-miami-high-school-and-poses-as-student-in-order-to-gain-instagram-followers/</a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.newsweek.com/woman-pretended-high-school-student-gain-instagram-followers-1590942" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.newsweek.com/woman-pretended-high-school-student-gain-instagram-followers-1590942</a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/dekalb-county/dekalb-officer-accused-of-posting-nude-photos-of-fellow-female-officer-on-social-media/485327345/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/dekalb-county/dekalb-officer-accused-of-posting-nude-photos-of-fellow-female-officer-on-social-media/485327345/</a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/05/12/audrey-francisquini-instagram-miami-student/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/05/12/audrey-francisquini-instagram-miami-student/</a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.lancs.live/news/lancashire-news/man-found-half-naked-trying-16992522" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.lancs.live/news/lancashire-news/man-found-half-naked-trying-16992522</a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.lancs.live/news/lancashire-news/pervert-caught-having-sex-traffic-20645313" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.lancs.live/news/lancashire-news/pervert-caught-having-sex-traffic-20645313</a></p><br><p>https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/what-happened-man-caught-trying-17138758</p><br><p><a href="https://historycollection.com/7-mind-numbingly-dumb-criminals/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://historycollection.com/7-mind-numbingly-dumb-criminals/</a></p><br><p><a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6905853/Australias-dumbest-criminal-Man-leaves-birth-certificate-attempted-robbery.html?fbclid=IwAR3YB_KbIwffzn9izpTD0-rKNZSb-u1kWkdkFdVotYr06uaN165-Jm2itf0" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6905853/Australias-dumbest-criminal-Man-leaves-birth-certificate-attempted-robbery.html?fbclid=IwAR3YB_KbIwffzn9izpTD0-rKNZSb-u1kWkdkFdVotYr06uaN165-Jm2itf0</a></p><br><p>http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/methamphetamine/trouser-press-380946</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3><br></h3><h3>Episode 26 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a pool cleaning pervert who was jailed for sexting after harassing multiple women with dick pics and jizz videos, a man who sued Michael Jordon because he claimed he bore a striking resemblance to the basketball great which had ruined his life, and much more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p>Promo: Infernal Souls and Eternal Assholes</p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10193719/Depraved-sexter-charged-assault-town-terrorised-20-years-ago.html 15/11/21</p><p>https://www.9news.com.au/national/nsw-sexter-has-jail-term-slashed/40a0fd1d-33bd-48fb-b2a9-649644d09b85</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2751716/If-look-word-depraved-entry-Peter-Sheather-Pool-cleaner-Sydneys-rich-man-NSW-jailed-sexting.html Sept 11,2014</p><p>https://www.cbsnews.com/news/get-an-earring-join-the-lawsuit/</p><p>https://www.loweringthebar.net/2006/08/identical_twin_.html</p><p>https://ihsvoice.com/2015/11/18/heckled-by-heckard/</p><p>https://www.ladbible.com/news/footballer-takes-out-insurance-on-bmw-after-crash-20220224</p><p>https://www.rollonfriday.com/node/96420</p><p>https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/man-tries-to-sneak-boa-constrictor-onto-plane-by-hiding-it-in-his-pants-1978322</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3><br></h3><h3>Episode 26 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a pool cleaning pervert who was jailed for sexting after harassing multiple women with dick pics and jizz videos, a man who sued Michael Jordon because he claimed he bore a striking resemblance to the basketball great which had ruined his life, and much more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p>Promo: Infernal Souls and Eternal Assholes</p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10193719/Depraved-sexter-charged-assault-town-terrorised-20-years-ago.html 15/11/21</p><p>https://www.9news.com.au/national/nsw-sexter-has-jail-term-slashed/40a0fd1d-33bd-48fb-b2a9-649644d09b85</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2751716/If-look-word-depraved-entry-Peter-Sheather-Pool-cleaner-Sydneys-rich-man-NSW-jailed-sexting.html Sept 11,2014</p><p>https://www.cbsnews.com/news/get-an-earring-join-the-lawsuit/</p><p>https://www.loweringthebar.net/2006/08/identical_twin_.html</p><p>https://ihsvoice.com/2015/11/18/heckled-by-heckard/</p><p>https://www.ladbible.com/news/footballer-takes-out-insurance-on-bmw-after-crash-20220224</p><p>https://www.rollonfriday.com/node/96420</p><p>https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/man-tries-to-sneak-boa-constrictor-onto-plane-by-hiding-it-in-his-pants-1978322</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Plaza Vista School Vendetta, the Farting Scotsman and more</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 25 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about the parents of a 6 year old boy who set out on an absurd vendetta against a school volunteer, even planting drugs in her car, because they thought she'd called their son “slow,” a Scottish man arrested for pot possession who livened up the monotony of his strip search with some pointed flatulence and much more.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Sources:</p><p>https://abcnews.go.com/US/video/listen-call-made-irvine-police-erratic-driver-28259042</p><p>https://www.latimes.com/projects/la-me-framed/#chapter3</p><p><a href="https://abcnews.go.com/US/california-parents-ended-prison-school-spat/story?id=28233240#1" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://abcnews.go.com/US/california-parents-ended-prison-school-spat/story?id=28233240#1</a></p><p>https://mynewsla.com/orange-county/2018/02/14/ex-attorney-who-framed-irvine-pta-mom-drops-appeal-netflix-developing-movie-about-bizarre-saga/</p><p>https://people.com/crime/pta-president-framed-in-drug-possession-plot-by-angry-parents-speaks-out/</p><p>https://www.latimes.com/projects/la-me-framed/#chapter3</p><p>https://www.ranker.com/list/orange-county-pta-kelli-peters/amandasedlakhevener</p><p>https://www.latimes.com/projects/la-me-framed/#chapter1</p><p><a href="https://www.ocweekly.com/easter-egged-8421753/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.ocweekly.com/easter-egged-8421753/</a></p><p>https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-court-farting-during-police-20131779 Sept 20, 2019</p><p><a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/10/30/Woman-guilty-of-one-eyed-drunken-driving/31011225380771/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/10/30/Woman-guilty-of-one-eyed-drunken-driving/31011225380771/</a></p><p><a href="https://metro.co.uk/2006/11/01/burglar-leaves-his-finger-behind-320946/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://metro.co.uk/2006/11/01/burglar-leaves-his-finger-behind-320946/</a></p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Episode 25 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about the parents of a 6 year old boy who set out on an absurd vendetta against a school volunteer, even planting drugs in her car, because they thought she'd called their son “slow,” a Scottish man arrested for pot possession who livened up the monotony of his strip search with some pointed flatulence and much more.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Sources:</p><p>https://abcnews.go.com/US/video/listen-call-made-irvine-police-erratic-driver-28259042</p><p>https://www.latimes.com/projects/la-me-framed/#chapter3</p><p><a href="https://abcnews.go.com/US/california-parents-ended-prison-school-spat/story?id=28233240#1" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://abcnews.go.com/US/california-parents-ended-prison-school-spat/story?id=28233240#1</a></p><p>https://mynewsla.com/orange-county/2018/02/14/ex-attorney-who-framed-irvine-pta-mom-drops-appeal-netflix-developing-movie-about-bizarre-saga/</p><p>https://people.com/crime/pta-president-framed-in-drug-possession-plot-by-angry-parents-speaks-out/</p><p>https://www.latimes.com/projects/la-me-framed/#chapter3</p><p>https://www.ranker.com/list/orange-county-pta-kelli-peters/amandasedlakhevener</p><p>https://www.latimes.com/projects/la-me-framed/#chapter1</p><p><a href="https://www.ocweekly.com/easter-egged-8421753/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.ocweekly.com/easter-egged-8421753/</a></p><p>https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-court-farting-during-police-20131779 Sept 20, 2019</p><p><a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/10/30/Woman-guilty-of-one-eyed-drunken-driving/31011225380771/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/10/30/Woman-guilty-of-one-eyed-drunken-driving/31011225380771/</a></p><p><a href="https://metro.co.uk/2006/11/01/burglar-leaves-his-finger-behind-320946/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://metro.co.uk/2006/11/01/burglar-leaves-his-finger-behind-320946/</a></p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The £4 Million Lotto Fraudsters, I Love a Man in Uniform and more</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 13 Mar 2022 18:00:11 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 24 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a pair of career criminals who bought a scratch lottery ticket with a stolen debit card and won £4 million - but getting their greedy mitts on the money would prove to be harder than they imagined, as well as a frisky North Dakota woman who smacked a cop on the butt because she loves men in uniform and much more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Promo: The Ghost Story Guys</p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources</p><p>https://www.ladbible.com/news/moment-lottery-fraudsters-thought-they-won-20211218</p><p>https://www.ladbible.com/news/key-evidence-that-caught-out-fraudsters-who-claimed-4m-lotto-jackpot-20211216</p><p>https://www.ladbible.com/news/uk-4-million-lotto-winners-admit-fraud-after-two-year-legal-battle-20211214</p><p>https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17076177/lottery-winners-cctv-win-scratchcard-police/</p><p>https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11517076/lottery-fake-win-jailed-attack/</p><p>https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9742004/lotto-winner-jon-ross-watson-camelot-pub/</p><p>https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8970445/lotto-criminal-ex-laugh/</p><p><a href="https://lawandcrime.com/crime/n-d-woman-who-loves-a-man-in-uniform-faces-up-to-six-years-in-prison-for-slapping-a-sexy-cop-in-the-ass-at-tavern-sheriff/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://lawandcrime.com/crime/n-d-woman-who-loves-a-man-in-uniform-faces-up-to-six-years-in-prison-for-slapping-a-sexy-cop-in-the-ass-at-tavern-sheriff/</a> <a href="https://www.theleafchronicle.com/story/news/2016/02/11/cpd-man-pees-walmart-he-put-trout-pants/80240276/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.theleafchronicle.com/story/news/2016/02/11/cpd-man-pees-walmart-he-put-trout-pants/80240276/</a><a href="https://factualfacts.com/a-man-tried-to-rob-a-bank-after-paying-500-to-a-wizard-to-make-him-invisible/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://factualfacts.com/a-man-tried-to-rob-a-bank-after-paying-500-to-a-wizard-to-make-him-invisible/</a></p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 24 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a pair of career criminals who bought a scratch lottery ticket with a stolen debit card and won £4 million - but getting their greedy mitts on the money would prove to be harder than they imagined, as well as a frisky North Dakota woman who smacked a cop on the butt because she loves men in uniform and much more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Promo: The Ghost Story Guys</p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources</p><p>https://www.ladbible.com/news/moment-lottery-fraudsters-thought-they-won-20211218</p><p>https://www.ladbible.com/news/key-evidence-that-caught-out-fraudsters-who-claimed-4m-lotto-jackpot-20211216</p><p>https://www.ladbible.com/news/uk-4-million-lotto-winners-admit-fraud-after-two-year-legal-battle-20211214</p><p>https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17076177/lottery-winners-cctv-win-scratchcard-police/</p><p>https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11517076/lottery-fake-win-jailed-attack/</p><p>https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9742004/lotto-winner-jon-ross-watson-camelot-pub/</p><p>https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8970445/lotto-criminal-ex-laugh/</p><p><a href="https://lawandcrime.com/crime/n-d-woman-who-loves-a-man-in-uniform-faces-up-to-six-years-in-prison-for-slapping-a-sexy-cop-in-the-ass-at-tavern-sheriff/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://lawandcrime.com/crime/n-d-woman-who-loves-a-man-in-uniform-faces-up-to-six-years-in-prison-for-slapping-a-sexy-cop-in-the-ass-at-tavern-sheriff/</a> <a href="https://www.theleafchronicle.com/story/news/2016/02/11/cpd-man-pees-walmart-he-put-trout-pants/80240276/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.theleafchronicle.com/story/news/2016/02/11/cpd-man-pees-walmart-he-put-trout-pants/80240276/</a><a href="https://factualfacts.com/a-man-tried-to-rob-a-bank-after-paying-500-to-a-wizard-to-make-him-invisible/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://factualfacts.com/a-man-tried-to-rob-a-bank-after-paying-500-to-a-wizard-to-make-him-invisible/</a></p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Wicked Witch of White Bear Lake, Banished From Waterloo Region and more </title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 23 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a mean Minnesota woman who made headlines as “the neighbour from hell” for stalking and harassing families in her street. She allegedly even bit a blind dog! It also covers a Montreal man who went on a peculiar crime spree after abusing prescription drugs and staying up for 3 days straight and much more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p>Promo: Dealing Justice</p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>https://www.therecord.com/news/waterloo-region/2018/08/29/montreal-man-banished-from-waterloo-region-for-strange-crime-spree.html</p><p>http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/manchester/6981558.stm</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4397104/Thief-flees-police-station-snatching-phone.html</p><p>https://edition.cnn.com/videos/bestoftv/2013/07/18/exp-newday-brown-nasty-neighbor.cnn</p><p>https://www.presspubs.com/white_bear/briefs/neighbor-from-hell-cited-for-domestic-assault/article_0af852a2-bfa7-11e5-9879-07475a25d33c.html 20/01/16</p><p>https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/minnesotas-neighbor-from-hell-faces-new-stalking-charges may 28/21</p><p>https://abcnews.go.com/US/exclusive-neighbor-hell-tells-side-story/story?id=20318227 21/09/13</p><p>https://www.mercurynews.com/2021/06/01/notorious-neighbor-from-hell-accused-of-stalking-again/</p><p>https://www.newsweek.com/neighbor-hell-lori-christensen-charged-stalking-after-years-alleged-harassment-1596343</p><p>https://www.kare11.com/article/news/local/neighbor-from-hell-speaks-out-following-plea-deal/89-306718849</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9637299/Shes-Neighbor-hell-charged-stalking-again.html 1/06/21</p><p>https://www.fox9.com/news/shes-back-decade-laterneighbor-from-hell-still-a-problem</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2427571/Lori-Christensen-Neighbor-hell-breaks-silence-says-family-just-jealous-her.html</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 23 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a mean Minnesota woman who made headlines as “the neighbour from hell” for stalking and harassing families in her street. She allegedly even bit a blind dog! It also covers a Montreal man who went on a peculiar crime spree after abusing prescription drugs and staying up for 3 days straight and much more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p>Promo: Dealing Justice</p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>https://www.therecord.com/news/waterloo-region/2018/08/29/montreal-man-banished-from-waterloo-region-for-strange-crime-spree.html</p><p>http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/manchester/6981558.stm</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4397104/Thief-flees-police-station-snatching-phone.html</p><p>https://edition.cnn.com/videos/bestoftv/2013/07/18/exp-newday-brown-nasty-neighbor.cnn</p><p>https://www.presspubs.com/white_bear/briefs/neighbor-from-hell-cited-for-domestic-assault/article_0af852a2-bfa7-11e5-9879-07475a25d33c.html 20/01/16</p><p>https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/minnesotas-neighbor-from-hell-faces-new-stalking-charges may 28/21</p><p>https://abcnews.go.com/US/exclusive-neighbor-hell-tells-side-story/story?id=20318227 21/09/13</p><p>https://www.mercurynews.com/2021/06/01/notorious-neighbor-from-hell-accused-of-stalking-again/</p><p>https://www.newsweek.com/neighbor-hell-lori-christensen-charged-stalking-after-years-alleged-harassment-1596343</p><p>https://www.kare11.com/article/news/local/neighbor-from-hell-speaks-out-following-plea-deal/89-306718849</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9637299/Shes-Neighbor-hell-charged-stalking-again.html 1/06/21</p><p>https://www.fox9.com/news/shes-back-decade-laterneighbor-from-hell-still-a-problem</p><p>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2427571/Lori-Christensen-Neighbor-hell-breaks-silence-says-family-just-jealous-her.html</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Elderly Exhibitionist, Criminally Jealous, the Fat Trail and more</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 22 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an elderly serial sexual offender from the UK who likes to stroke his junk at unwilling viewers in crowded places, a Florida woman who committed several petty crimes but claimed she only got in trouble for them because people were jealous that her body looked good, an inept ham thief from Spain who left a trail of fat leading to his door and much more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p>Promo: Moms and Murder</p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><p><em>Pervert, 66, who shoved a COURGETTE down his leggings before simulating a sex act in front of horrified shoppers and children for an HOUR is jailed, Jack Wright, Daily Mail, Feb 9, 2021. Hereford courgette pervert jailed for flashing at Barry Island, Iwan Gabe Davies, herefordtimes.com, Aug 1, 2021. Pervert jailed for rubbing courgette through leggings in Hereford, James Thomas, herefordtimes.com, Feb 7, 2021. Florida woman, 42, arrested for being drunk and disorderly at a motel pool claims the manager called cops because she was 'jealous of her body in a bikini', Snejana Farberov, Daily Mail, May 15, 2021. Bikini-clad Florida woman claims cops were called by someone ‘jealous that her body looked good’, Adrienne Cutway, clickorlando.com, May 12, 2021. Hapless ham thief leads cops to door with trail of fat, thelocal.es, Feb 25, 2016. Getaway donkey that squealed: Gang forced to flee empty handed after animal started braying as they robbed store, Daily Mail, Jan 22, 2013. Brazilian robber finds himself victim of other crooks twice in one night, he complains to police, Lee Morgan, nydailynews.com, Dec 13, 2012. WENDY'S EMPLOYEESERVES MARIJUANA BURGER... Gets Arrested, Fired, tmz.com, May 12, 2013.</em></p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 22 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an elderly serial sexual offender from the UK who likes to stroke his junk at unwilling viewers in crowded places, a Florida woman who committed several petty crimes but claimed she only got in trouble for them because people were jealous that her body looked good, an inept ham thief from Spain who left a trail of fat leading to his door and much more.</h3><p><br></p><br><p>Promo: Moms and Murder</p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><p><em>Pervert, 66, who shoved a COURGETTE down his leggings before simulating a sex act in front of horrified shoppers and children for an HOUR is jailed, Jack Wright, Daily Mail, Feb 9, 2021. Hereford courgette pervert jailed for flashing at Barry Island, Iwan Gabe Davies, herefordtimes.com, Aug 1, 2021. Pervert jailed for rubbing courgette through leggings in Hereford, James Thomas, herefordtimes.com, Feb 7, 2021. Florida woman, 42, arrested for being drunk and disorderly at a motel pool claims the manager called cops because she was 'jealous of her body in a bikini', Snejana Farberov, Daily Mail, May 15, 2021. Bikini-clad Florida woman claims cops were called by someone ‘jealous that her body looked good’, Adrienne Cutway, clickorlando.com, May 12, 2021. Hapless ham thief leads cops to door with trail of fat, thelocal.es, Feb 25, 2016. Getaway donkey that squealed: Gang forced to flee empty handed after animal started braying as they robbed store, Daily Mail, Jan 22, 2013. Brazilian robber finds himself victim of other crooks twice in one night, he complains to police, Lee Morgan, nydailynews.com, Dec 13, 2012. WENDY'S EMPLOYEESERVES MARIJUANA BURGER... Gets Arrested, Fired, tmz.com, May 12, 2013.</em></p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Rent A Hitman Special </title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 21 of World's Dumbest Criminals is a special about rentahitman.com. Although it is a clever and hilarious parody website, many people still try to actually hire hitmen to murder people though it. Tara interviews rentahitman.com founder Bob Innes about how the website came about, the many cases of murder for hire people have tried to procure through the site and the lives that have been saved because of the course of action he took.</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p>Promos:</p><p>Lies in Bone by Natalie Symons, narrated by legendary voice over artist Tawny Platis, available on Audible.</p><p>Largely the Truth with Brennan Storr.</p><br><p><br></p><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Episode 21 of World's Dumbest Criminals is a special about rentahitman.com. Although it is a clever and hilarious parody website, many people still try to actually hire hitmen to murder people though it. Tara interviews rentahitman.com founder Bob Innes about how the website came about, the many cases of murder for hire people have tried to procure through the site and the lives that have been saved because of the course of action he took.</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p>Promos:</p><p>Lies in Bone by Natalie Symons, narrated by legendary voice over artist Tawny Platis, available on Audible.</p><p>Largely the Truth with Brennan Storr.</p><br><p><br></p><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Paranoid Drug Traffickers Who Called the Cops on Themselves, North Korea's Fashion Police and more]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[The Paranoid Drug Traffickers Who Called the Cops on Themselves, North Korea's Fashion Police and more]]></itunes:title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 20 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about two stoned guys transporting 20 pounds of weed interstate who got so paranoid they were being followed by undercover officers that they called 911 on themselves, North Korea's fashion police who wont let people steal King Jong-un's look, a super petty revenge plan dreamed up by a jilted British housewife and much more.</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><p><em>Stoned Drug Traffickers Call 911 on Themselves, Luke Roney, newser.com, Jan 25, 2016. Weed smokers got so high they handed themselves in because of paranoia, Richard Hartley-Parkinson, metro.co.uk, Jan 21, 2016. Drug traffickers get high and call the cops to turn themselves in, Nate Eaton, eastidahonews.com, Jan 20, 2016. North Korea bans leather coats after Kim Jong-un sparks copycat craze, Patrick Knox, The Sun, Nov 29, 2021. Jilted wife hacks husband's new girlfriend's Netflix and changes profile to “The Skank”, Alec Whitaker and Alice Peacock, The Sun, Oct 15, 2021. Ax-Wielding Woman Chases Burglar: “I Hit What I Aim For”, Christina Cocca, Alex Vasquez, Tony Shin and Jonathon Lloyd, nbclosangeles, Nov 5, 2013. Man Jailed After Showing Middle Finger To Stranger In Road Rage Row, Jess Hardiman, ladbible.com, Dec 11, 2021. Drunk Florida Man Tries to Use Taco as ID after His Car Catches Fire at Taco Bell, Kyle Munzenrieder, miaminewtimes.com, Oct 10, 2011. Pervert, 77, caught after accidentally filming himself setting up toilet spycam, Sam Courtney-Guy, metro.co.uk, Dec 28, 2021.</em></p><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Episode 20 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about two stoned guys transporting 20 pounds of weed interstate who got so paranoid they were being followed by undercover officers that they called 911 on themselves, North Korea's fashion police who wont let people steal King Jong-un's look, a super petty revenge plan dreamed up by a jilted British housewife and much more.</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><p><em>Stoned Drug Traffickers Call 911 on Themselves, Luke Roney, newser.com, Jan 25, 2016. Weed smokers got so high they handed themselves in because of paranoia, Richard Hartley-Parkinson, metro.co.uk, Jan 21, 2016. Drug traffickers get high and call the cops to turn themselves in, Nate Eaton, eastidahonews.com, Jan 20, 2016. North Korea bans leather coats after Kim Jong-un sparks copycat craze, Patrick Knox, The Sun, Nov 29, 2021. Jilted wife hacks husband's new girlfriend's Netflix and changes profile to “The Skank”, Alec Whitaker and Alice Peacock, The Sun, Oct 15, 2021. Ax-Wielding Woman Chases Burglar: “I Hit What I Aim For”, Christina Cocca, Alex Vasquez, Tony Shin and Jonathon Lloyd, nbclosangeles, Nov 5, 2013. Man Jailed After Showing Middle Finger To Stranger In Road Rage Row, Jess Hardiman, ladbible.com, Dec 11, 2021. Drunk Florida Man Tries to Use Taco as ID after His Car Catches Fire at Taco Bell, Kyle Munzenrieder, miaminewtimes.com, Oct 10, 2011. Pervert, 77, caught after accidentally filming himself setting up toilet spycam, Sam Courtney-Guy, metro.co.uk, Dec 28, 2021.</em></p><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Google Maps Boob Flash, the Alien-Seeking Limo Driver and more</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 16 Jan 2022 18:00:27 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 19 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an Aussie woman who flashed her boobs at one of the Google camera cars, as appearing on Google Maps was on her bucket list, a Las Vegas limo driver who drove onto the tarmac at the airport with a fake bomb, because he wanted to hijack a plane and fly to Area 51 to look for aliens and much more.</p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><p><em>Overexposed: Woman who bared her K-cup boobs to Google street view charged with disorderly conduct by police who say she's no different from a common flasher, Heather McNab, Daily Mail, Apr 1, 2015. Street View Streaker's charges dropped, but she says she'd do it again, Shane Hendrickson, Port Pirie Recorder, Jun 4, 2015. Aussie mum charged after flashing Google car, 9news.com.au, Apr 1, 2015. Limo Driver In Clown Mask Breaks Into Vegas Airport With Fake Bomb In Bid To Fly To Area 51, Anish Vij, Ladbible.com, Dec 10, 2021, Airport crash suspect also cited for reckless driving on Las Vegas Strip, Ashley Casper, fox5vegas.com, Dec 9, 2021. Motorist breached McCarran security, made bomb threat, police say, Ricardo Torres-Cortez, Las Vegas Review Journal, Dec 9, 2021. 'Batman' brings in suspect to Bradford police, bbc.com, Mar 4, 2013. Bradford Batman's identity unveiled, bbc.com, Mar 5, 2013. Batman's villain Daniel Frayne admits cheque scam, bbc.com, Mar 8, 2013. Bradford 'Batman' Stan Worby spared jail over burglary, bbc.com, Dec 10, 2013. “I Wore the Juice” - The Dunning-Kruger Effect, Little, Brown and Company, medium.com, Jun 15, 2016. 'STUPID': The bizarre bucket list that landed 55yo in court, Sarah Steger, couriermail.com.au, Nov 15, 2017. Accused drunk Florida boater poops in water, throws pot overboard during arrest, Meg Wagner, nydailynews.com, Dec 19, 2015</em>.</p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Episode 19 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an Aussie woman who flashed her boobs at one of the Google camera cars, as appearing on Google Maps was on her bucket list, a Las Vegas limo driver who drove onto the tarmac at the airport with a fake bomb, because he wanted to hijack a plane and fly to Area 51 to look for aliens and much more.</p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><p><em>Overexposed: Woman who bared her K-cup boobs to Google street view charged with disorderly conduct by police who say she's no different from a common flasher, Heather McNab, Daily Mail, Apr 1, 2015. Street View Streaker's charges dropped, but she says she'd do it again, Shane Hendrickson, Port Pirie Recorder, Jun 4, 2015. Aussie mum charged after flashing Google car, 9news.com.au, Apr 1, 2015. Limo Driver In Clown Mask Breaks Into Vegas Airport With Fake Bomb In Bid To Fly To Area 51, Anish Vij, Ladbible.com, Dec 10, 2021, Airport crash suspect also cited for reckless driving on Las Vegas Strip, Ashley Casper, fox5vegas.com, Dec 9, 2021. Motorist breached McCarran security, made bomb threat, police say, Ricardo Torres-Cortez, Las Vegas Review Journal, Dec 9, 2021. 'Batman' brings in suspect to Bradford police, bbc.com, Mar 4, 2013. Bradford Batman's identity unveiled, bbc.com, Mar 5, 2013. Batman's villain Daniel Frayne admits cheque scam, bbc.com, Mar 8, 2013. Bradford 'Batman' Stan Worby spared jail over burglary, bbc.com, Dec 10, 2013. “I Wore the Juice” - The Dunning-Kruger Effect, Little, Brown and Company, medium.com, Jun 15, 2016. 'STUPID': The bizarre bucket list that landed 55yo in court, Sarah Steger, couriermail.com.au, Nov 15, 2017. Accused drunk Florida boater poops in water, throws pot overboard during arrest, Meg Wagner, nydailynews.com, Dec 19, 2015</em>.</p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[Dr Magic Flute, World's Most Ridiculous Home Invasion and more]]></title>
			<itunes:title><![CDATA[Dr Magic Flute, World's Most Ridiculous Home Invasion and more]]></itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 02 Jan 2022 18:00:06 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 18 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a dodgy Italian gynaecologist, nicknamed “Dr Magic Flute” who claimed he could ‘cure’ women of HPV by having sex with them, as well as the world's most ridiculous home invasion - which just happened to take place in Florida and much more.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p>Promo: CK's Killing It</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Sources:</p><p><em>Gynaecologist in Italy ‘cures’ his patients of HPV by having sex with them, Tom Kingston, thetimes.co.uk, Nov 25, 2021. Pervy doc dubbed Dr Magic Flute is arrested after claiming he could cure women’s cancer by having sex with them, Jacob Bentley-York, thesun.co.uk, Dec 1, 2021. Italian doctor nicknamed 'Dr Magic Flute' is arrested after he was caught half-naked in a hotel room with a female 'patient' offering to cure her illness by having sex with her, Ross Ibbetson, dailymail.co.uk, Dec 1, 2021. Gynaecologist Dubbed Dr Magic Flute Arrested For Offering Patients Sex To Cure Them, Claire Reid, ladbible.com, Dec 1, 2021. Gregory Matthew Bruni, Naked Intruder, Pooped And Masturbated In Tony Lands' Florida Home: Cops, Hilary Hanson, huffpost.com, Jan 30, 2013. 'He's naked and he's running in my damn house!" Desperate 911 call reveals moment naked home invader rampaged terrified man's home, Nina Golgowski, dailymail.co.uk, Jan 23, 2013. Hero Chihuahua scares off hooded intruder ransacking Melbourne house, 9news.com.au, Sep 7, 2015. Police arrest naked drug-addled man found yelling at tree, Tara Miko, thechronicle.com.au, Apr 19, 2016. Woman arrested four times in 26 hrs for playing ‘Highway to Hell’ too loud, metro.co.uk, Sep 3, 2012. Forget about criminal masterminds — these guys made dumb mistakes that led police right to them, Andrew Koubaridis, dailytelegraph.com.au, Jun 11, 2014.</em></p><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Episode 18 of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a dodgy Italian gynaecologist, nicknamed “Dr Magic Flute” who claimed he could ‘cure’ women of HPV by having sex with them, as well as the world's most ridiculous home invasion - which just happened to take place in Florida and much more.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p>Promo: CK's Killing It</p><br><p><br></p><br><p>Sources:</p><p><em>Gynaecologist in Italy ‘cures’ his patients of HPV by having sex with them, Tom Kingston, thetimes.co.uk, Nov 25, 2021. Pervy doc dubbed Dr Magic Flute is arrested after claiming he could cure women’s cancer by having sex with them, Jacob Bentley-York, thesun.co.uk, Dec 1, 2021. Italian doctor nicknamed 'Dr Magic Flute' is arrested after he was caught half-naked in a hotel room with a female 'patient' offering to cure her illness by having sex with her, Ross Ibbetson, dailymail.co.uk, Dec 1, 2021. Gynaecologist Dubbed Dr Magic Flute Arrested For Offering Patients Sex To Cure Them, Claire Reid, ladbible.com, Dec 1, 2021. Gregory Matthew Bruni, Naked Intruder, Pooped And Masturbated In Tony Lands' Florida Home: Cops, Hilary Hanson, huffpost.com, Jan 30, 2013. 'He's naked and he's running in my damn house!" Desperate 911 call reveals moment naked home invader rampaged terrified man's home, Nina Golgowski, dailymail.co.uk, Jan 23, 2013. Hero Chihuahua scares off hooded intruder ransacking Melbourne house, 9news.com.au, Sep 7, 2015. Police arrest naked drug-addled man found yelling at tree, Tara Miko, thechronicle.com.au, Apr 19, 2016. Woman arrested four times in 26 hrs for playing ‘Highway to Hell’ too loud, metro.co.uk, Sep 3, 2012. Forget about criminal masterminds — these guys made dumb mistakes that led police right to them, Andrew Koubaridis, dailytelegraph.com.au, Jun 11, 2014.</em></p><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Criminally Stupid Christmas Special </title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 19 Dec 2021 18:00:23 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 17 of World’s Dumbest Criminals is about the drunken, urine-soaked bad Santa’s of Santacon, a genius teenager who stole his neighbours Christmas lawn decorations and put them up in his own yard, an irate man in a Frosty the Snowman costume who got comically arrested during a Christmas parade and much more!</h3><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p>Sources:</p><p><em>10 Naughty Crimes Committed By Bad Santas, David Dee Listverse.com, Nov 14, 2017. Hoboken’s SantaCon yields 9 arrest, 70 summonses and angry Santas, John Heinis, hudsoncountyview.com, Dec 20, 2015. Canada Post nabs rogue elves behind cruel Santa letters, cbc.ca, Jan 10, 2008. Cops: Man Stole Xmas Gift He Gave Neighbors, thesmokinggun.com, March 17,2015. Connecticut Woman Sought To Celebrate White Christmas In Police HQ, Cops Charge, thesmokinggun.com, Dec 207, 2017. Cursing Maryland Man Dressed As Frosty The Snowman Busted At Christmas Parade, thesmokinggun.com, Nov 28, 2011. 'Frosty' arrest nets Chestertown global attention, myeasternshoremd.com, Trish McGee, Dec 1, 2011. She’s 42, He’s 18: Married Couple Arrested For Bizarre Christmas Crime, The Blaze, thetrentonline.com, Dec 28, 2014. Husband, 18, and wife, 42, 'stole $2,000 worth of Christmas ornaments from neighbors to decorate their own yard', Snejana Farberov, dailymail.co.uk. Dec 27, 2014. Robbing a Bank While Dressed as Santa Claus Is a Distressingly Common Crime, Scott Lucas, sanfran.com, Dec 16, 2014</em></p><p><em>&nbsp;</em></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>Episode 17 of World’s Dumbest Criminals is about the drunken, urine-soaked bad Santa’s of Santacon, a genius teenager who stole his neighbours Christmas lawn decorations and put them up in his own yard, an irate man in a Frosty the Snowman costume who got comically arrested during a Christmas parade and much more!</h3><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p>Sources:</p><p><em>10 Naughty Crimes Committed By Bad Santas, David Dee Listverse.com, Nov 14, 2017. Hoboken’s SantaCon yields 9 arrest, 70 summonses and angry Santas, John Heinis, hudsoncountyview.com, Dec 20, 2015. Canada Post nabs rogue elves behind cruel Santa letters, cbc.ca, Jan 10, 2008. Cops: Man Stole Xmas Gift He Gave Neighbors, thesmokinggun.com, March 17,2015. Connecticut Woman Sought To Celebrate White Christmas In Police HQ, Cops Charge, thesmokinggun.com, Dec 207, 2017. Cursing Maryland Man Dressed As Frosty The Snowman Busted At Christmas Parade, thesmokinggun.com, Nov 28, 2011. 'Frosty' arrest nets Chestertown global attention, myeasternshoremd.com, Trish McGee, Dec 1, 2011. She’s 42, He’s 18: Married Couple Arrested For Bizarre Christmas Crime, The Blaze, thetrentonline.com, Dec 28, 2014. Husband, 18, and wife, 42, 'stole $2,000 worth of Christmas ornaments from neighbors to decorate their own yard', Snejana Farberov, dailymail.co.uk. Dec 27, 2014. Robbing a Bank While Dressed as Santa Claus Is a Distressingly Common Crime, Scott Lucas, sanfran.com, Dec 16, 2014</em></p><p><em>&nbsp;</em></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Baby Guitar Defence, The Legless Fugitive and more</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 05 Dec 2021 18:00:42 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h2>This week's episode of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an Irish reality TV contestant who was charged after masturbating in front of a 12 year old girl - but he claimed he was just strumming a miniature guitar, as well as the bizarre capture of a fugitive on the run from the law after losing her legs in a shoot out with cops at a Florida Burger King and much more.</h2><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p>Promo: Nature Vs Narcisism</p><br><p>Sources:</p><p><em>Northern Ireland Voice contestant admits guilt over voyeurism charges, Ashleigh McDonald, belfasttelegraph.co.uk, May 27, 2020. The Voice and Jesus Christ Superstar singer admits sex offences, bbc.com, May 27, 2020. Jeffrey Anderson: Suspended term for The Voice singer sex offender, Sara Girvin, bbc.com, Jul 3, 2020. Jesus Christ Superstar singer in court on child sex charges, Suzanne McGonagle, irishnews.com, Feb 3, 2016. An Incomplete History of Weird Excuses Given by Accused Public Masturbators, Mike Pearl, vice.com, May 23, 2017. The Voice singer, 31, is found guilty of performing a sex act in his mother’s sports car in view of a 12-year-old girl – as jury rejects his claim he was strumming a miniature guitar, Lizzie May, dailymail.co.uk, Oct 31, 2021. Legless Florida Fugitive Found After Man Tried To Help Her Hide In A Plastic Container, Gina Tron, Oxygen.com, May 14, 2018. Man tries to hide his legless fugitive girlfriend in a plastic box at home after police arrived to arrest her for skipping armed robbery court date, Nic White, dailymail.co.uk, May 11, 2018. Ocoee officer shoots armed woman at a Burger King, Gal Tziperman Lotan, orlandosentinal.com, May 29, 2015. Masked attacker grabs Elk Grove woman, her 3-year-old daughter outside their apartment complex, Kristi Gross, fox40.com, Sep 24, 2020.</em></p><p><em>Austria's Dumbest Criminal is arrested after asking police to check whether he was a wanted man, Jack Simpson, independent.co.uk, Apr 20, 2014. Dopes in the dock: Greater Manchester's dumbest criminals, Andrew Bardsley, manchestereveningnews.co.uk, 'Germany's dumbest' jailed for four years, bbc.co.uk, Nov 12, 2002.</em></p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h2>This week's episode of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an Irish reality TV contestant who was charged after masturbating in front of a 12 year old girl - but he claimed he was just strumming a miniature guitar, as well as the bizarre capture of a fugitive on the run from the law after losing her legs in a shoot out with cops at a Florida Burger King and much more.</h2><p><br></p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p>Promo: Nature Vs Narcisism</p><br><p>Sources:</p><p><em>Northern Ireland Voice contestant admits guilt over voyeurism charges, Ashleigh McDonald, belfasttelegraph.co.uk, May 27, 2020. The Voice and Jesus Christ Superstar singer admits sex offences, bbc.com, May 27, 2020. Jeffrey Anderson: Suspended term for The Voice singer sex offender, Sara Girvin, bbc.com, Jul 3, 2020. Jesus Christ Superstar singer in court on child sex charges, Suzanne McGonagle, irishnews.com, Feb 3, 2016. An Incomplete History of Weird Excuses Given by Accused Public Masturbators, Mike Pearl, vice.com, May 23, 2017. The Voice singer, 31, is found guilty of performing a sex act in his mother’s sports car in view of a 12-year-old girl – as jury rejects his claim he was strumming a miniature guitar, Lizzie May, dailymail.co.uk, Oct 31, 2021. Legless Florida Fugitive Found After Man Tried To Help Her Hide In A Plastic Container, Gina Tron, Oxygen.com, May 14, 2018. Man tries to hide his legless fugitive girlfriend in a plastic box at home after police arrived to arrest her for skipping armed robbery court date, Nic White, dailymail.co.uk, May 11, 2018. Ocoee officer shoots armed woman at a Burger King, Gal Tziperman Lotan, orlandosentinal.com, May 29, 2015. Masked attacker grabs Elk Grove woman, her 3-year-old daughter outside their apartment complex, Kristi Gross, fox40.com, Sep 24, 2020.</em></p><p><em>Austria's Dumbest Criminal is arrested after asking police to check whether he was a wanted man, Jack Simpson, independent.co.uk, Apr 20, 2014. Dopes in the dock: Greater Manchester's dumbest criminals, Andrew Bardsley, manchestereveningnews.co.uk, 'Germany's dumbest' jailed for four years, bbc.co.uk, Nov 12, 2002.</em></p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Big Foot Lawsuit, The Window Licker and more </title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 28 Nov 2021 18:00:02 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week's episode of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a woman who claimed to have seen Big Foot and was suing the state of California after national park officials told her it was just a bear, as well as a window licking pervert who harassed his neighbour for refusing to sleep with him (even after he offered to pay her) and much more.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p>Promo: Corpus Delicti</p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><p><em>Woman claims she saw Bigfoot; sues California to prove I, Rob McMillan, abc7chicago.com, Feb 17, 2018. 'I lost 125 pounds and decided to get a divorce': Woman who changed her life after she 'saw a bigfoot' is SUING California after national park officials say it was just a bear, Michelle Ganney, Daily Mail, Mar 18, 2018. California woman’s ‘Bigfoot is real!’ lawsuit has been dismissed for now, Joe Nelson, San Bernado Sun, Mar 21, 2018. Bigfoot researcher's lawsuit tossed out by Canada court, bbc.com, Sep 5, 2018. Crestline woman says she saw Sasquatches in Lake Arrowhead, sues state to get species recognized, Joe Nelson, San Bernado Sun, Feb 12, 2018. Student nurse, 23, became target of stalker neighbour, 46, who bombarded her with explicit texts and offered her £200 for sex after her mobile number was printed on a parcel delivered to his address, Joe Cusack and Henry Martin, Daily Mail, Nov 22, 2021. Nurse's hell as stalker neighbour sent X-rated texts after mobile number left on parcel, Emma Pryer, mirror.co.uk, Nov 20, 2021. Pet parrot fights off woman's attacker in UK park, Press Trust of India, Business Standard, Apr 10, 2014. Burglar breaks into home and poops in dishwasher, Ben Cost, nypost.com, Sep 15, 2020. The Dumbest Criminals of 2018, ranker.com, Sep 23, 2021. Locked Up: The stupidest criminals who were sent to jail in 2017, walesonline.co.uk, Dec 24, 2017.</em></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week's episode of World's Dumbest Criminals is about a woman who claimed to have seen Big Foot and was suing the state of California after national park officials told her it was just a bear, as well as a window licking pervert who harassed his neighbour for refusing to sleep with him (even after he offered to pay her) and much more.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p>Promo: Corpus Delicti</p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><p><em>Woman claims she saw Bigfoot; sues California to prove I, Rob McMillan, abc7chicago.com, Feb 17, 2018. 'I lost 125 pounds and decided to get a divorce': Woman who changed her life after she 'saw a bigfoot' is SUING California after national park officials say it was just a bear, Michelle Ganney, Daily Mail, Mar 18, 2018. California woman’s ‘Bigfoot is real!’ lawsuit has been dismissed for now, Joe Nelson, San Bernado Sun, Mar 21, 2018. Bigfoot researcher's lawsuit tossed out by Canada court, bbc.com, Sep 5, 2018. Crestline woman says she saw Sasquatches in Lake Arrowhead, sues state to get species recognized, Joe Nelson, San Bernado Sun, Feb 12, 2018. Student nurse, 23, became target of stalker neighbour, 46, who bombarded her with explicit texts and offered her £200 for sex after her mobile number was printed on a parcel delivered to his address, Joe Cusack and Henry Martin, Daily Mail, Nov 22, 2021. Nurse's hell as stalker neighbour sent X-rated texts after mobile number left on parcel, Emma Pryer, mirror.co.uk, Nov 20, 2021. Pet parrot fights off woman's attacker in UK park, Press Trust of India, Business Standard, Apr 10, 2014. Burglar breaks into home and poops in dishwasher, Ben Cost, nypost.com, Sep 15, 2020. The Dumbest Criminals of 2018, ranker.com, Sep 23, 2021. Locked Up: The stupidest criminals who were sent to jail in 2017, walesonline.co.uk, Dec 24, 2017.</em></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>The Dine and Dash Diva, the Cowboy of Chinatown and more</title>
			<itunes:title>The Dine and Dash Diva, the Cowboy of Chinatown and more</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 21 Nov 2021 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week's episode of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an Aussie serial dine and dasher who conned restaurants out of thousands of dollars and went onto leave scathing reviews about them online for calling her out about it, as well as the Chinatown Cowboy of San Francisco who stepped in to stop a hate crime and much more.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p><em>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</em></p><br><p><br></p><p><em>Sources:</em></p><p><em>Woman slammed online over ‘dine-and-dash’ case granted bail despite having a history of DOZENS of prior fraud convictions, Gavin Butler and Brooke Rolfe, Daily Mail, Apr 24, 2018. Perth's serial 'dine and dasher' Lois Loder weeps as she stares down jail term, Heather McNeill, watoday.com, Feb 12, 2019. Woodvale woman jailed for stealing $90,000 cheque, abc.net.au, Jan 22, 2013. Woman accused of Perth restaurant 'dine-and-dash' faces court, Joanna Menagh, Apr 23, 2018. No such thing as a free lunch! Serial dine and dash queen is sentenced to two years behind bars after citywide crime spree, Aidan Wondracz, Daily Mail, Feb 12, 2019. Remorseful date of notorious dine and dasher apologises for feasting on meals costing up to $700 and then walking out without paying, AAP, Daily Mail, Aug 8, 2019. Prolific dine and dash queen, 44, is facing jail after pleading guilty to EIGHTY charges of ripping off restaurants, Bianca Bongato, Daily Mail, Feb 8, 2019. Two men convicted of demanding $3000 for the return of a dognapped chihuahua called Harvey — one of whom is the partner of notorious dine-and-dasher Lois Loder — have been jailed for more than a year, Tim Clarke, news.coma.u, May 20, 2019. 'Don't go there unless you like pubic hair in your butter': The crude blackmail reviews 'left by a dine and dash scammer' accused of fleecing thousands of dollars from restaurants and hotels with her boyfriend - as her identity is revealed, Brooke Rolfe, Daily Mail, Apr 13, 2018. Perth Dine and Dash scammer Lois Loder leaves trail of unpaid restaurant bills, Liam Croy, thewest.com.au, Apr 13, 2018. Woman jailed for $91,000 forgery, Natasha Boddy, thewest.com.au, Jan 22, 2013. Good Samaritan Stops Attack on Elderly Man in SF's Chinatown, Robert Hands, nbcbayarea.com, Aug 19, 2021. Dine and dash woman abuses restaurant victims for going public, Peta Rasdien, perthnow.com.au. Texas woman arrested after responding to police Facebook post about meth tainted with Ebola, Joshua Fechter, mysanantonio.com, Mar 28, 2016. 10 Lamest Excuses For A Crime, oddee.com, Oct 19, 2014. Elf defence for 'lingerie thief', bbc.co.uk, Mar 6, 2007.</em></p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week's episode of World's Dumbest Criminals is about an Aussie serial dine and dasher who conned restaurants out of thousands of dollars and went onto leave scathing reviews about them online for calling her out about it, as well as the Chinatown Cowboy of San Francisco who stepped in to stop a hate crime and much more.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p><em>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</em></p><br><p><br></p><p><em>Sources:</em></p><p><em>Woman slammed online over ‘dine-and-dash’ case granted bail despite having a history of DOZENS of prior fraud convictions, Gavin Butler and Brooke Rolfe, Daily Mail, Apr 24, 2018. Perth's serial 'dine and dasher' Lois Loder weeps as she stares down jail term, Heather McNeill, watoday.com, Feb 12, 2019. Woodvale woman jailed for stealing $90,000 cheque, abc.net.au, Jan 22, 2013. Woman accused of Perth restaurant 'dine-and-dash' faces court, Joanna Menagh, Apr 23, 2018. No such thing as a free lunch! Serial dine and dash queen is sentenced to two years behind bars after citywide crime spree, Aidan Wondracz, Daily Mail, Feb 12, 2019. Remorseful date of notorious dine and dasher apologises for feasting on meals costing up to $700 and then walking out without paying, AAP, Daily Mail, Aug 8, 2019. Prolific dine and dash queen, 44, is facing jail after pleading guilty to EIGHTY charges of ripping off restaurants, Bianca Bongato, Daily Mail, Feb 8, 2019. Two men convicted of demanding $3000 for the return of a dognapped chihuahua called Harvey — one of whom is the partner of notorious dine-and-dasher Lois Loder — have been jailed for more than a year, Tim Clarke, news.coma.u, May 20, 2019. 'Don't go there unless you like pubic hair in your butter': The crude blackmail reviews 'left by a dine and dash scammer' accused of fleecing thousands of dollars from restaurants and hotels with her boyfriend - as her identity is revealed, Brooke Rolfe, Daily Mail, Apr 13, 2018. Perth Dine and Dash scammer Lois Loder leaves trail of unpaid restaurant bills, Liam Croy, thewest.com.au, Apr 13, 2018. Woman jailed for $91,000 forgery, Natasha Boddy, thewest.com.au, Jan 22, 2013. Good Samaritan Stops Attack on Elderly Man in SF's Chinatown, Robert Hands, nbcbayarea.com, Aug 19, 2021. Dine and dash woman abuses restaurant victims for going public, Peta Rasdien, perthnow.com.au. Texas woman arrested after responding to police Facebook post about meth tainted with Ebola, Joshua Fechter, mysanantonio.com, Mar 28, 2016. 10 Lamest Excuses For A Crime, oddee.com, Oct 19, 2014. Elf defence for 'lingerie thief', bbc.co.uk, Mar 6, 2007.</em></p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Nipple Geezer, The Furry Avengers, World's Worst Robbers and more]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>In this weeks episode of World's Dumbest Criminals Tara talks about a Japanese pervert nicknamed "the Nipple Geezer" for his habit of starring down women and school girls on trains while rubbing his nipples, costumed attendees at a Furry Convention who took down a domestic abuser, some of the most incompetent robberies from around the globe and much more.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p>Show Notes:</p><p><em>Notorious 'Nipple Man' Nabbed After 3 Years As A Public Transit Pervert, David Moye, huffpost.com, Jul 15, 2016. Illustrator shows different types of perverts encountered on Japanese trains, Big Neko, japantoday.com, Jun 10, 2019. The Lineup Presents: The Weirdest News Stories of 2015, Orrin Grey, the-line-up.com, Dec 29, 2015. Japan Scandalized by the Nipple Geezer, Jake Adelstein and Mari Yamamota, Jul 12, 2017. Perth robbery fail: thief sprays himself in the face with pepper spray, Heather McNeill, watoday.com, Jul 22, 2016. Belgian robbers asked to come back - and arrested on their return, bbc.com, Oct 23, 2018. Japan police nab ‘nipple man’ for flashing high school girls, Roland Shichijo, tokyoreporter.com, Jun 9, 2016. Shackled Collegian, 22, Asked Police To "Pinch My Nipples", thesmokinggun.com, Nov 30, 2020. A group of 'furries' stopped a domestic violence assault and helped police make the arrest, Alaa Elassar, edition.cnn.com, Jan 21, 2020. 'Bungling burglars' arrested after accidentally dialling 999 inside Stoke-on-Trent home, Matt Jackson, stokesentinal.co.uk, Jan 7, 2021.</em></p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>In this weeks episode of World's Dumbest Criminals Tara talks about a Japanese pervert nicknamed "the Nipple Geezer" for his habit of starring down women and school girls on trains while rubbing his nipples, costumed attendees at a Furry Convention who took down a domestic abuser, some of the most incompetent robberies from around the globe and much more.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p>Show Notes:</p><p><em>Notorious 'Nipple Man' Nabbed After 3 Years As A Public Transit Pervert, David Moye, huffpost.com, Jul 15, 2016. Illustrator shows different types of perverts encountered on Japanese trains, Big Neko, japantoday.com, Jun 10, 2019. The Lineup Presents: The Weirdest News Stories of 2015, Orrin Grey, the-line-up.com, Dec 29, 2015. Japan Scandalized by the Nipple Geezer, Jake Adelstein and Mari Yamamota, Jul 12, 2017. Perth robbery fail: thief sprays himself in the face with pepper spray, Heather McNeill, watoday.com, Jul 22, 2016. Belgian robbers asked to come back - and arrested on their return, bbc.com, Oct 23, 2018. Japan police nab ‘nipple man’ for flashing high school girls, Roland Shichijo, tokyoreporter.com, Jun 9, 2016. Shackled Collegian, 22, Asked Police To "Pinch My Nipples", thesmokinggun.com, Nov 30, 2020. A group of 'furries' stopped a domestic violence assault and helped police make the arrest, Alaa Elassar, edition.cnn.com, Jan 21, 2020. 'Bungling burglars' arrested after accidentally dialling 999 inside Stoke-on-Trent home, Matt Jackson, stokesentinal.co.uk, Jan 7, 2021.</em></p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Attempted Murder By Cheesecake, Drunk Woman Chasing Cars, the Naked Ninja and more</title>
			<itunes:title>Attempted Murder By Cheesecake, Drunk Woman Chasing Cars, the Naked Ninja and more</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 07 Nov 2021 18:00:31 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>This week's episode of World's Dumbest Criminals focusses on a Russian con woman and alleged murderer on the lam in New York, robbing internet dates and trying to kill her beautician with poisoned cheesecake so she can steal her identity. Tara also talks about a woman in clown make up chasing cars on a country road, a naked tradie who ran after a car thief and more.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Promo: Murder Mile</p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p><em>Sources:</em></p><p><em>Perth robbery fail: thief sprays himself in the face with pepper spray, Heather McNeill, watoday.com.au, Jul 22, 2016. Rockingham police charge two men over Shoalwater pharmacy robbery, Phil Hickey, PerthNow, Jul 30,2016. Russian woman accused of trying to poison her Brooklyn doppelganger with cheesecake so she could steal her identity appears in court, Andrea Blanco and Richard Harbus, Daily Mail, Aug 11, 2021. Russian woman accused of poisoning lookalike with cheescake, AAP, 9news.com.au. International Manhunt For Russian Murder Suspect Ends In Brooklyn, newyork.cbslocal.com, Mar 21, 2017. Brooklyn Woman Accused Of Poisoning Lookalike With Cheesecake, Stealing Her Identity, newyork.cbslocal.com, Feb 28, 2018. Russian ‘masseuse’ aiming for plea deal in robbery cases, Emily Saul, nypost.com, Sep 12, 2018. Russian dominatrix goes on hunger strike at Rikers, Khristina Narizhnya, nypost.com, Apr 22, 2018. Woman accused of murder in Russia lived lavishly on the lam, Shawn Cohen, Lorena Mongeili and Chris Perez, nypost.com, Mar 20, 2017. Half-naked mother-of-three, 37, is arrested for chasing cars in Tennessee while wearing clown makeup, Snejana Ferberov, Daily Mail, Oct 29, 2016. Disappointed burglar leaves message for SDM: ‘Why was the house locked when there was no money?’, Madhya Pradesh, indianexpress.com, Oct 11, 2021. Crooked British Cop Caught After Driving Ferrari to Work, Noah Rayman, Jan 8, 2015.</em></p><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>This week's episode of World's Dumbest Criminals focusses on a Russian con woman and alleged murderer on the lam in New York, robbing internet dates and trying to kill her beautician with poisoned cheesecake so she can steal her identity. Tara also talks about a woman in clown make up chasing cars on a country road, a naked tradie who ran after a car thief and more.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Promo: Murder Mile</p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><br><p><br></p><p><em>Sources:</em></p><p><em>Perth robbery fail: thief sprays himself in the face with pepper spray, Heather McNeill, watoday.com.au, Jul 22, 2016. Rockingham police charge two men over Shoalwater pharmacy robbery, Phil Hickey, PerthNow, Jul 30,2016. Russian woman accused of trying to poison her Brooklyn doppelganger with cheesecake so she could steal her identity appears in court, Andrea Blanco and Richard Harbus, Daily Mail, Aug 11, 2021. Russian woman accused of poisoning lookalike with cheescake, AAP, 9news.com.au. International Manhunt For Russian Murder Suspect Ends In Brooklyn, newyork.cbslocal.com, Mar 21, 2017. Brooklyn Woman Accused Of Poisoning Lookalike With Cheesecake, Stealing Her Identity, newyork.cbslocal.com, Feb 28, 2018. Russian ‘masseuse’ aiming for plea deal in robbery cases, Emily Saul, nypost.com, Sep 12, 2018. Russian dominatrix goes on hunger strike at Rikers, Khristina Narizhnya, nypost.com, Apr 22, 2018. Woman accused of murder in Russia lived lavishly on the lam, Shawn Cohen, Lorena Mongeili and Chris Perez, nypost.com, Mar 20, 2017. Half-naked mother-of-three, 37, is arrested for chasing cars in Tennessee while wearing clown makeup, Snejana Ferberov, Daily Mail, Oct 29, 2016. Disappointed burglar leaves message for SDM: ‘Why was the house locked when there was no money?’, Madhya Pradesh, indianexpress.com, Oct 11, 2021. Crooked British Cop Caught After Driving Ferrari to Work, Noah Rayman, Jan 8, 2015.</em></p><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Castration Cannibals, Singapore Clown Infestation, A WTF Verdict and more</title>
			<itunes:title>Castration Cannibals, Singapore Clown Infestation, A WTF Verdict and more</itunes:title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2021 18:00:50 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h3>In this week's episode of World's Dumbest Criminals, Tara talks about a couple of backwoods Oklahoma men who ran an illegal castration clinic (and might also be cannibals), a spate of creepy clowns trying to lure children away from primary schools in Singapore, a Sydney judge who seemed to think former private schoolboys shouldn't be convicted for assaulting people as long as they slut shame them first and more.</h3><h3><br></h3><h3><br></h3><h3>Promo: They Will Kill</h3><h3><br></h3><h3><br></h3><h3>Social Media</h3><h3>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</h3><h3>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</h3><h3>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</h3><h3>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</h3><h3>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</h3><h3><br></h3><h3><br></h3><h3><br></h3><h3>Show Notes</h3><h3><em>Sheriff: 'Cannibals' lured victim to cabin in Oklahoma woods, performed illegal castration, Nolan Clay, The Oklahoman, Oct 22, 2020. Oklahoma man sentenced for illegally performing castration, The AP, kfor.com, Sept 21, 2021. “I want to go home to my family,” Husband involved in Oklahoma castration case pleads guilty, Garrett Fergeson and Ninette Sosa, kfor.com,Aug 6, 2021. Oklahoma man accused of performing unlawful surgeries on male victim's genitalia pleads guilty, 5News Web Staff, 5newsonline.com, Aug 6, 2021. Two men sentenced in illegal surgery case, Derrick James, mcalesternews.com, Sept 21, 2021. Quit clowning: School sorry for terrorizing Singapore with child-luring clowns, Coconuts Singapore, Sep 20, 2021. Parents' fury over creepy 'clowning around' marketing stunt: Singapore speech academy apologises for sending men dressed as clowns to primary schools and asking kids to follow them, Rachael Bunyan, dailymail.co.uk, Sep 22, 2021. Scathing billboard parked outside Knox Grammar after ex-student who punched woman avoids conviction, Anton Nilsson, perthnow.com, Sep 28, 2021. Punch victim 'overwhelmed' by response, Luke Costin, The Leader, Sep 23, 2021. Ex-Knox Grammar boy Nick Drummond issues ‘unconditional apology’, Natalie Brown and Anton Nilsson, news.com.au, Sep 29, 2021. Billboards with judge’s quotes appear in Sydney as fury mounts over Nick Drummond case, Ben Graham, news.com.au, Oct 6, 2021. New details emerge of private schoolboy's night of violence as man he coward punched before hitting a woman in the face and abusing her slams 'unjust' decision to let the privileged thug walk free, Sam McPhee, dailymail.co.uk, Sep 23, 2021. Women Escape Jail, Get Arrested at Escape Game, Arden Dier, newser.com, Oct 5, 2017. Tip jar thief got $6.77 after paying $9.82 for meal he left behind, Ben Hooper, upi.com, Dec 21, 2015. Naked Wisconsin man arrested, says he was on ‘tons and tons and tons and tons and tons of acid’, The AP, twincities.com, Jul 5, 2019.</em></h3><p><br></p><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h3>In this week's episode of World's Dumbest Criminals, Tara talks about a couple of backwoods Oklahoma men who ran an illegal castration clinic (and might also be cannibals), a spate of creepy clowns trying to lure children away from primary schools in Singapore, a Sydney judge who seemed to think former private schoolboys shouldn't be convicted for assaulting people as long as they slut shame them first and more.</h3><h3><br></h3><h3><br></h3><h3>Promo: They Will Kill</h3><h3><br></h3><h3><br></h3><h3>Social Media</h3><h3>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</h3><h3>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</h3><h3>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</h3><h3>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</h3><h3>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</h3><h3><br></h3><h3><br></h3><h3><br></h3><h3>Show Notes</h3><h3><em>Sheriff: 'Cannibals' lured victim to cabin in Oklahoma woods, performed illegal castration, Nolan Clay, The Oklahoman, Oct 22, 2020. Oklahoma man sentenced for illegally performing castration, The AP, kfor.com, Sept 21, 2021. “I want to go home to my family,” Husband involved in Oklahoma castration case pleads guilty, Garrett Fergeson and Ninette Sosa, kfor.com,Aug 6, 2021. Oklahoma man accused of performing unlawful surgeries on male victim's genitalia pleads guilty, 5News Web Staff, 5newsonline.com, Aug 6, 2021. Two men sentenced in illegal surgery case, Derrick James, mcalesternews.com, Sept 21, 2021. Quit clowning: School sorry for terrorizing Singapore with child-luring clowns, Coconuts Singapore, Sep 20, 2021. Parents' fury over creepy 'clowning around' marketing stunt: Singapore speech academy apologises for sending men dressed as clowns to primary schools and asking kids to follow them, Rachael Bunyan, dailymail.co.uk, Sep 22, 2021. Scathing billboard parked outside Knox Grammar after ex-student who punched woman avoids conviction, Anton Nilsson, perthnow.com, Sep 28, 2021. Punch victim 'overwhelmed' by response, Luke Costin, The Leader, Sep 23, 2021. Ex-Knox Grammar boy Nick Drummond issues ‘unconditional apology’, Natalie Brown and Anton Nilsson, news.com.au, Sep 29, 2021. Billboards with judge’s quotes appear in Sydney as fury mounts over Nick Drummond case, Ben Graham, news.com.au, Oct 6, 2021. New details emerge of private schoolboy's night of violence as man he coward punched before hitting a woman in the face and abusing her slams 'unjust' decision to let the privileged thug walk free, Sam McPhee, dailymail.co.uk, Sep 23, 2021. Women Escape Jail, Get Arrested at Escape Game, Arden Dier, newser.com, Oct 5, 2017. Tip jar thief got $6.77 after paying $9.82 for meal he left behind, Ben Hooper, upi.com, Dec 21, 2015. Naked Wisconsin man arrested, says he was on ‘tons and tons and tons and tons and tons of acid’, The AP, twincities.com, Jul 5, 2019.</em></h3><p><br></p><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Drunk Waterslide Action, Legal Woes of the London Twins, Naked German Unicyclist and More</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 24 Oct 2021 18:00:15 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>In this week's episode of World's Dumbest Criminals Tara talks about a couple of drunk English people who thought it was a great idea to break into a water park at 2am (it wasn't), the outrageous legal woes of actor twin brothers Jeremy and Jason London, a naked German man unicycling around tourist spots in Thailand and much more.</p><br><p>Promo: Murderific</p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><p><br></p><h1><br></h1><p>Sources:</p><p><em>Gran And Friend Break Legs On Water Slide After Drunkenly Breaking Into Pool, Jake Massey, Ladbible, Oct 4, 2021. Now the 'idiots' plan to SUE waterpark for breaking their legs on SHUT slides: Drunk duo left with horror injuries after riding blocked-up flume tubes at 2am are now threatening legal action, Stewart Carr, Daily Mail, Oct 6, 2021. Boozy gran who broke legs on waterslide once assaulted police officer after drink-driving, Bradley Jolly, The Mirror, Oct 9, 2021. This Morning fans fume after drunk friends threaten to sue waterpark after breaking legs, Rose Hill, edinburghlive.co.uk, Oct 5, 2021. JASON LONDONBeaten, Arrested And ALLEGEDLY CRAPS HIMSELF, TMZ, Jan 29, 2013. This Is What Jason London Looked Like After He Shit His Pants in the Back of a Cop Car, Max Read, Gawker, Jan 29, 2013. Now he really IS Dazed and Confused! 90s movie star Jason London arrested in drunken fracas after telling cops: 'I'm rich and I'm a famous actor... look me up, b****'!', Chelsea White, Daily Mail, Jan 30, 2013. Jeremy London: I'm Vindicated in Kidnapping Case, Johnny Dodd, Mar 7, 2011. Jeremy London's kidnapper pleads guilty, Kate Ward, ew.com, Mar 7, 2011. Pictured: The battered and bruised face of a burglar who got on the wrong side of a 72-year-old former boxer, Daily Mail, Jul1, 2009. 5 Daring Crimes (That It Turns Out Never Happened), Jeff Kelly, Cracked.com, Aug 16, 2009. Woman’s attempt to impersonate, take driving test for 73-year-old mother foiled by criminal charge, National Post, Jun 14, 2016. Why It's Unwise to Grow 734 Pot Plants Near Drug Dogs, Newser.com, Dec 6, 2015.</em></p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>In this week's episode of World's Dumbest Criminals Tara talks about a couple of drunk English people who thought it was a great idea to break into a water park at 2am (it wasn't), the outrageous legal woes of actor twin brothers Jeremy and Jason London, a naked German man unicycling around tourist spots in Thailand and much more.</p><br><p>Promo: Murderific</p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><p>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</p><p><br></p><h1><br></h1><p>Sources:</p><p><em>Gran And Friend Break Legs On Water Slide After Drunkenly Breaking Into Pool, Jake Massey, Ladbible, Oct 4, 2021. Now the 'idiots' plan to SUE waterpark for breaking their legs on SHUT slides: Drunk duo left with horror injuries after riding blocked-up flume tubes at 2am are now threatening legal action, Stewart Carr, Daily Mail, Oct 6, 2021. Boozy gran who broke legs on waterslide once assaulted police officer after drink-driving, Bradley Jolly, The Mirror, Oct 9, 2021. This Morning fans fume after drunk friends threaten to sue waterpark after breaking legs, Rose Hill, edinburghlive.co.uk, Oct 5, 2021. JASON LONDONBeaten, Arrested And ALLEGEDLY CRAPS HIMSELF, TMZ, Jan 29, 2013. This Is What Jason London Looked Like After He Shit His Pants in the Back of a Cop Car, Max Read, Gawker, Jan 29, 2013. Now he really IS Dazed and Confused! 90s movie star Jason London arrested in drunken fracas after telling cops: 'I'm rich and I'm a famous actor... look me up, b****'!', Chelsea White, Daily Mail, Jan 30, 2013. Jeremy London: I'm Vindicated in Kidnapping Case, Johnny Dodd, Mar 7, 2011. Jeremy London's kidnapper pleads guilty, Kate Ward, ew.com, Mar 7, 2011. Pictured: The battered and bruised face of a burglar who got on the wrong side of a 72-year-old former boxer, Daily Mail, Jul1, 2009. 5 Daring Crimes (That It Turns Out Never Happened), Jeff Kelly, Cracked.com, Aug 16, 2009. Woman’s attempt to impersonate, take driving test for 73-year-old mother foiled by criminal charge, National Post, Jun 14, 2016. Why It's Unwise to Grow 734 Pot Plants Near Drug Dogs, Newser.com, Dec 6, 2015.</em></p><br><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<title>Kidnapping She Wrote, Butt Smugglers, Slapstick Gunplay and more</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 10 Oct 2021 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<h2>In this weeks episode Tara talks about a wannabe writer who faked her own kidnapping and blamed it on a black man, people who attempted to smuggle gold into India in an unusual fashion, an Australian woman who tried to steal a huge bong, a wannabe gangster who accidentally shot himself in his crown jewels and much more.</h2><h2><br></h2><h2><br></h2><h2>Promo: Reverie True Crime</h2><h2><br></h2><h2>Social Media</h2><h2>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</h2><h2>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</h2><h2>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</h2><h2>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</h2><h2><br></h2><h2>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</h2><h2><br></h2><h2><br></h2><h2>Sources:</h2><h2><br></h2><h2><em>Hannah &amp; The Horrible Hoax, Christina Aliperti, medium.com, Aug 18, 2020. Hannah Potts pleads guilty in abduction hoax, tristatehomepage.com, Apr 28, 2021. Indiana Woman Fakes Her Own Kidnapping — And Blames The Abduction On A Black Man, Marco Margaritoff, allthatsinteresting.com, Sep 22, 2020. Airport Staff Notices Man ‘Walking Strangely’ — Then Finds Over 2 Pounds Of Gold In His Rectum, Marco Margaritoff, allthatsinteresting.com, Oct 19, 2020. Plane passenger caught smuggling gold nuggets in rectum to avoid taxes, Yaron Steinbuch, nypost.com, Oct 16, 2020. WA shoplifter caught with bong down her jeans, Nick Pearson, 9news.com.au, Jun 29, 2017. 6 Unlucky Criminals That Met Their Match, clumsycrooks.com. Polyana Viana, UFC fighter, beats up would-be thief in Rio after he tried to rob her using fake gun, abc.net.au, Jan 8, 2019. Afghanistan Taliban commander claims reward for his own capture, bbc.com, Apr 18, 2012. British tourists up before the beak for stealing penguin in Australia, theguardian.com, May 2, 2012.</em></h2><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<h2>In this weeks episode Tara talks about a wannabe writer who faked her own kidnapping and blamed it on a black man, people who attempted to smuggle gold into India in an unusual fashion, an Australian woman who tried to steal a huge bong, a wannabe gangster who accidentally shot himself in his crown jewels and much more.</h2><h2><br></h2><h2><br></h2><h2>Promo: Reverie True Crime</h2><h2><br></h2><h2>Social Media</h2><h2>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</h2><h2>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</h2><h2>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</h2><h2>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</h2><h2><br></h2><h2>Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</h2><h2><br></h2><h2><br></h2><h2>Sources:</h2><h2><br></h2><h2><em>Hannah &amp; The Horrible Hoax, Christina Aliperti, medium.com, Aug 18, 2020. Hannah Potts pleads guilty in abduction hoax, tristatehomepage.com, Apr 28, 2021. Indiana Woman Fakes Her Own Kidnapping — And Blames The Abduction On A Black Man, Marco Margaritoff, allthatsinteresting.com, Sep 22, 2020. Airport Staff Notices Man ‘Walking Strangely’ — Then Finds Over 2 Pounds Of Gold In His Rectum, Marco Margaritoff, allthatsinteresting.com, Oct 19, 2020. Plane passenger caught smuggling gold nuggets in rectum to avoid taxes, Yaron Steinbuch, nypost.com, Oct 16, 2020. WA shoplifter caught with bong down her jeans, Nick Pearson, 9news.com.au, Jun 29, 2017. 6 Unlucky Criminals That Met Their Match, clumsycrooks.com. Polyana Viana, UFC fighter, beats up would-be thief in Rio after he tried to rob her using fake gun, abc.net.au, Jan 8, 2019. Afghanistan Taliban commander claims reward for his own capture, bbc.com, Apr 18, 2012. British tourists up before the beak for stealing penguin in Australia, theguardian.com, May 2, 2012.</em></h2><p><br></p><br><p><br></p><p><br></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>In this weeks episode Tara talks about a Florida Man who broke into a crocodile enclosure for a late night swim with danger, a British career criminal who passed out drunk on the job, a violent altercation over steamed fish in Australia, two idiotic punks who took on Chuck Norris and more.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Promo: Mirths and Monsters</p><br><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><br><p>Patreon: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.patreon.com/worldsdumbestcriminals</a></p><br><p><br></p><p>Sources:</p><p><em>Florida Man Breaks Into Crocodile Enclosure, Leaves Behind A Pair Of Crocs And A Trail Of Blood, By Caroline Redmond, allthatsinteresting.com, Nov 8, 2018. Florida man wearing Crocs jumps into crocodile pond at Alligator Farm, By Dan Scanlan, jacksonville.com, Nov 6, 2018. ‘Crocodile jumper’ sentenced to year in jail after St. Augustine Alligator Farm escapade, By Dan Scanlan, jacksonville.com, Jan 28, 2019. Burglar drinks himself unconscious after breaking into bar, By Lauren Wise, liverpoolecho.co.uk, Sept 15, 2021. SA Police arrest woman after she allegedly tried to strangle a waiter before biting him in Gouger St, By Meagan Dillon, adelaidenow.com.au, Jun 21, 2017. Fish fury: Adelaide woman Chunping Quan ‘bit and choked waiter’ after row over barramundi meal, court hears, By Andrew Hough, adelaidenow.com.au, Feb 14, 2018. Off the hook: Woman who bit waiter over fish dish acquitted of assault, 9news.com.au, Apr 24, 2018. Two Criminals Once Tried to Rob the Wrong Air Force Veteran, By Blake Stilwell, military.com, 10 Truly Ridiculous Criminal Acts, By Flamehorse, listverse.com, Jul 16, 2010. French robbers pick the wrong McDonald's, By Time Hume and Armelle De Oliveira, edition.cnn.com, Jun 9, 2016. Scottish man Francis Kelly faces trial for feeding sausage roll to horse, news.com.au, Nov 16, 2012.</em></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>In today's episode of World's Dumbest Criminals Tara talks about the the Dumb and Dumber Bandits bank robbery, a Florida woman going pants-off banana's at a Waffle House, the Hells Angels attempt to murder Mick Jagger, a Thai man getting unwanted affection in a toilet cubicle and much more.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><br><p><br></p><p><em>25 Celebrities Who Were Involved In Bizarre Crimes, By Cracked Plasticians, Cracked, May 7, 2018. BBC: Hells Angels Tried to Kill Mick Jagger, ABC news, Jan 8 2009. Bank robbers got caught up in Vail lifestyle, Don Mitchell, vaildaily.com, Oct 26, 2005. Newcastle's 5 dumbest crimes, Mel McMillan, newcastleherald.com, Aug 31, 2014. Prince is back home at Byron Bay, Northern Star, April 13, 2010. Austrian man fined for farting ‘with full intent’ at police, By Meaghan Wray, Global News, June 16, 2020. Peeping Tom Pokes Head Into Mall Bathroom Stall and Rubs Pooping Man's Leg, Coconuts Bangkok, Sep 13, 2018. Counsellor's advice gets man arrested, iol.co.za, Jul 13, 2005. Florida woman, 38, charged after exposing genitals, dancing around a parking lot NAKED and 'licking the manager's face' a at Waffle House restaurant, By Leah McDonald, Daily Mail, Jan 25, 2019. Florida woman drops pants, licks man, dances naked in Waffle House parking lot, Jeff Tavss, local10news.com, Jan 24, 2019. 'Lady, quit stabbing me,' failed burglar cries, By Johnny Johnson, oklahomon.com, April 23, 2008.</em></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></description>
			<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>In today's episode of World's Dumbest Criminals Tara talks about the the Dumb and Dumber Bandits bank robbery, a Florida woman going pants-off banana's at a Waffle House, the Hells Angels attempt to murder Mick Jagger, a Thai man getting unwanted affection in a toilet cubicle and much more.</p><br><p><br></p><p>Social Media</p><p>Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/374526270632196</p><p>Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Worlds-Dumbest-Criminals-Podcast-100965498857602/?ref=pages_you_manage</p><p>Twitter: @WDCriminalsPod and Instagram</p><p>Instagram: @worldsdumbestcriminalspodcast</p><br><p><br></p><p><em>25 Celebrities Who Were Involved In Bizarre Crimes, By Cracked Plasticians, Cracked, May 7, 2018. BBC: Hells Angels Tried to Kill Mick Jagger, ABC news, Jan 8 2009. Bank robbers got caught up in Vail lifestyle, Don Mitchell, vaildaily.com, Oct 26, 2005. Newcastle's 5 dumbest crimes, Mel McMillan, newcastleherald.com, Aug 31, 2014. Prince is back home at Byron Bay, Northern Star, April 13, 2010. Austrian man fined for farting ‘with full intent’ at police, By Meaghan Wray, Global News, June 16, 2020. Peeping Tom Pokes Head Into Mall Bathroom Stall and Rubs Pooping Man's Leg, Coconuts Bangkok, Sep 13, 2018. Counsellor's advice gets man arrested, iol.co.za, Jul 13, 2005. Florida woman, 38, charged after exposing genitals, dancing around a parking lot NAKED and 'licking the manager's face' a at Waffle House restaurant, By Leah McDonald, Daily Mail, Jan 25, 2019. Florida woman drops pants, licks man, dances naked in Waffle House parking lot, Jeff Tavss, local10news.com, Jan 24, 2019. 'Lady, quit stabbing me,' failed burglar cries, By Johnny Johnson, oklahomon.com, April 23, 2008.</em></p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
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