The Dictionary 2: The Podcast

Designing the Perfect Dream Home /pər•fək(t) drēm hōm/ (w/ Eliza Butler)

Sat, 16 Sep 2023 00:10:45 GMT

what begins as an imaginative romp through the world of architectural possibilities takes a sinister turn that has lived on in the nightmares of certain court-mandated members of the team, but in fairness, it is her fault since she loves kidnapping so much.

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The 37 Personalities /pərsn•alədē test/ (w/ Jamie Carbone)

Fri, 08 Sep 2023 19:00:00 GMT

go to your bookshelf and crack open your dictionary. turn to the Personality Test section. oh, your dictionary doesn't have a Personality Test section? EXACTLY. now throw that piece of garbage in the trash and get your ass on that new-new. The Dictionary 2: The 37 Personalities: The Podcast Episode: The Personality Test.

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Upcoming Trends /əp•kəmiNG trends/ (w/ Emma Pace Jonas)

Fri, 01 Sep 2023 19:00:29 GMT

the first step in monopolizing all informative literature is to undermine The Farmer's Almanac.

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Introduction /intrə•dəkSHən/

Fri, 25 Aug 2023 19:00:58 GMT

professional ghost writer Clancy Kramer and their court mandated editor, Danelle Porter introduce themselves and their important mission to develop the first ever authorized* sequel to Dr. Merriam H. Webster's own original masterpiece The Dictionary.

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The War on Comedy III: Full CatDog (w/ Jamie Carbone)

Fri, 11 Aug 2023 19:00:48 GMT

look, i know i used this excuse so so recently, but i done it again: this is a blackout episode. i have no idea what happened. fingers crossed it was funny.

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WHG: Hustle and Show with Milkshakes Christmas (w/ Riley McCarthy)

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 19:00:01 GMT

today we're presenting a pilot episode for a whole other podcast, from one of the most brilliant entrepreneurs in the game today: Milkshakes Christmas.

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WHG: Crossfit Games Predictions (w/ Kyle George)

Wed, 02 Aug 2023 02:37:10 GMT

it's that time again! the most wonderful time of the year! IT'S CROSSFIT GAMES SEASON! and we, as the two foremost experts on "The People's Sport" are here to give you all the most important predictions for the 2023 Games.

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WHG: Remember Me (2010) (w/ James Hartenfeld)

Fri, 28 Jul 2023 19:00:11 GMT

if i'm being totally honest, i have no clue what happened in this episode. i blacked out during the entire recording and refuse to listen back to it. my cat stood on james' head though. so that's pretty cool.

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WHG: SNL '75 (w/ Jamie Carbone)

Fri, 21 Jul 2023 19:00:54 GMT

let's face it: the Saturday Nighttime Show is on its last legs and it's about time we took it out back and put one between it's eyes. it's the only humane thing to do. but if there's one thing i know about the entertainment industry, it's that reboots sell, so we're just going to recast the original Not Ready for Primetime Players and have them do the exact same thing over again for the next 50 years.

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WHG: Interrogation Practice (w/ Emma Pace Jonas)

Fri, 14 Jul 2023 19:00:52 GMT

if there's one undeniable truth in this world, it's that the government is out to get you and you MUST be prepared at all times to be taken into custody for a crime you didn't commit. you're the main character of a Jom Grisham novel and you simply can't afford to be unprepared for the come interrogation (and possible torture) at the hands of any number of acronym agencies.

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WHG: Things You Can Do (w/ Faith Daniels)

Thu, 13 Jul 2023 00:24:01 GMT

this episode was recorded while driving a car and it sounds like absolute dog-sh*t. but you know what? i'm not even sorry. suck it.

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WHG: The Kramer and Manning Method Seminar for Very Good Comedy (and also Sex) w/ Lydia Manning

Fri, 07 Jul 2023 19:00:37 GMT

do you want to do very good comedy but don't know where to start? have you often dreamed of learning the tantric secrets of the wet and gushy? do your overbearing parents put pressure on you to be the next Jeremy Seinfeld? well then this is the seminar for you!

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WHG: The Ten Commandments of Wedding (w/ Kyle George)

Fri, 30 Jun 2023 19:00:03 GMT

i hear those wedding bells a'ringing, ringing for JUSTICE! don't get caught slipping with a lame ass special day. give your Bridezilla a Groom Kong to match!

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WHG: How to Get the Perfect Summer Beach Body in 7 Easy Steps (w/ Danelle Porter)

Fri, 23 Jun 2023 19:00:36 GMT

it's the first tlday of summer, and you know what that mean: time to go on your annual dangerous crash diet in service of disgusting and unattainable body standard! clean out your fridge and only eat celery for 18 days! try the laundry detergent juice cleanse!! go to the gym for 30 hours a day!!!

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WHG: episode_one.pod (w/ Danelle Porter)

Fri, 16 Jun 2023 23:55:14 GMT

this is the first episode of this podcast. it's very good and importnatnttyntnntntn.

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WHG: Austin Powers in No Time to F*ck (w/ Jamie Carbone)

Fri, 16 Jun 2023 19:00:11 GMT

i can't be 100% sure, because i recorded this bullshit like 17 weeks ago, but i think this is probably the best podcast episode that has ever been (and probably ever will be) recorded. so that's pretty cool, right? no need to try any more. we've reached the mountain top. time to just set up shop, you know? really lean into being just okay. so enjoy this episode as many times as you want, because this is as good as it gets.

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WHG: Intern Enrichment Program (w/ Faith Daniels)

Fri, 09 Jun 2023 19:00:57 GMT

UH-OH!!! a little more goss coming down your ass! i sat down with Intern Faith to figure out once and for all WHAT THE FUCK DOES SHE EVEN DO? WHAT IS AN INTERN? WHO THE FUCK AM I? CAN I BE DAX JORDAN INSTEAD? also, this is still not a description, i don't feel like writing a description, honestly what i've written here has literally nothing to do with the episode. or maybe it does. who cares. i could write a fucking manifesto in here and nobody would notice because nobody reads this shit.

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WHG: 7 Reality Show Archetypes That Will Make You Say "I'm Not Here To Make Friends" (w/ Eliza Butler)

Fri, 02 Jun 2023 19:00:57 GMT

once again, i do not feel like writing a friggin' blurb. who cares anyway? does anybody even read this bullshit? idk. in this feature we talk at length about almost everything BUT reality TV, which is good, because if i'm being totally honest this is the least thought out episode so far and as it turns out i didn't really have much to say about the subject at hand. whatever. i got a rockin' hog and that's all that matters.

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WHG: Drugs: What Are They? (w/ Emma Pace Jonas)

Fri, 26 May 2023 14:00:06 GMT

if i'm being totally honest, i'm probably not going to get around to writing a proper description. it's a comedy podcast and we talked about SSRIs for a solid 25 minutes. if i was going to put like a tag or something it would be like "mental health journey" or "drugs that make you shit your pants."

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WHG: Reviewing the Top 10 Tweets of All Time (w/ Jamie Carbone)

Fri, 19 May 2023 19:00:03 GMT

Expert tweeters, Clancy Kramer and Jamie Carbone, go down the New Vision Theater's list of the top 10 most liked tweets of all time and provide important insights on whether or not they are good and funny and why they should have all been written in a Cockney accent. If you want a crash-course on how to make it Elon Musk's manic pixie dream platform this is the ONLY podcast episode/magazine feature that you should be listening/reading/understanding with your brain.

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